Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #323 - Dean Delray

Episode Date: October 6, 2015

Dean Delray, Comedian and Host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:   Club W. Go to www.clubw.com/joey to get 50% off of your first order of wine curated just for you.   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   HITecigs.com For a better tasting, longer lasting e cig go to HITecigs.com. Use Promo code joeyschurch for five Hit E Cig's for $50   Naileditlife.com - Get 20% off a vapor pen by using code word joeydiaz. They are also produce some of the best edibles on the market, Los Gummies Hermanos   Recorded live on 10/05/2015.
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Dean Del Rizzy, the Flying Juicy, Uncle Joey, coming fresh at you motherfuckers. One of the fucking greatest albums of the early 80s. Right, 84, 83? Yeah, right? I love that. You gotta start the song with a scream, right? Are you fucking kidding me or what?

The church of what's happening now. Oh shit, a little Warren D. Martino. Let me tell you something. I put him up there with some heavy fucking guitar players. I like his, and just off those two albums. And I seen him do something else with some people, like an 88 or something, and it was great. Late night on something, it was great.

Fucking great. He looks killer too, still, right now. I thought he was from Boston. Some guy blew smoke up my ass, he grew up with him in Boston, shit. And then I met some dude about a week ago who was like, no, he's from fucking La Jolla, so I expede on him, whatever the fuck you do, Wikipedia.

And yeah, he's from La Jolla. He played his first concert at La Jolla High, and somebody signed him from there, and he was like the fucking guitar player, the West Coast. I just like that. He sounds a lot to me, and I looked at his influences, but to me, he's like a Joe Perry type,

like he's in that Joe Perry type of licks. Yeah, that kinda looked too. Yeah, he did have that Joe Perry look. The singer, I love him to death, the studio album's what I knew. That's why I never went to see him. I said, yeah, I'm gonna get rat tickets, I don't even bother, we know you, you're gonna snap.

He's horrible live. I always hated when I went to a concert, and they didn't sound, I don't know, when the singer wasn't up to par, he used to piss me the fuck off. It's pretty fucking tough, you know? I think, because what happens is, you're in the studio, and you gotta compete,

so you're in there doing shit that you know you can't do in a year, but you're rolling the dice, right? Because you're like, well, if I don't sound good on the record, we won't be here in a year anyway. So, you know, later on, I'll deal with it. Why can't you do it in a year? Live? Well, I'm just saying, some guys might sing

that wasn't in their range, you know? So, because the back thing, you had to be like a high singer, you know? It was like, all right! You know, like that, and maybe the guy didn't really sing like that. So, he can pull it off, and then all of a sudden, you gotta go do it for 12 months on the road

with marshals on 10, and shitty sounds, and now they got in ears, it's easy. So, you can be like, lay it down, like that low, you know? But back then, you're battling drums, bass, marshals, no one's turning down, they're like, fuck you. Why is it important? I've always wondered that. Why is it important to hear yourself?

Oh, God, because, you know, if you can't hear yourself, and just imagine if you just had like a fucking siren next to you, and then you tried to talk, you know what I mean? Right. Like screaming a siren in your ear, and then you're trying to talk, you just can't hear it. So, you don't know if you're in key. Oh, okay, that's interesting.

You would like, just, I don't, I have no musical background at all. Yeah. So, just from someone who, you would think, oh, I could talk if I couldn't hear. So, I never thought about that. I always wondered why it was such a big deal. Sometimes, if the band's too loud,

you'll sing flat or sharp, you know? And then it just sounds horrible. You're like, oh, this guy sounds horrible. But really, they can't hear theirself. Does that happen in comedy? Is there like, it doesn't matter if you can hear yourself? Yeah, because you're not, you're not going up. You don't want to fucking hear yourself.

You just want to hear laughter. Yeah, that's it. You're going up against instruments that are in tune, you know? Oh, okay. I remember going to see my first concerts. It had to be the Rolling Stones at Florida. Yeah.

The singer from Florida, I forget what his name was. Lou Graham. Lou Graham, tremendous. He sounded great live. He's unbelievable. At that kind of show I saw or whatever in the eighth grade. And then, fucko came up there. And Mick Jagger.

And they did something that I accepted from them in the early on. I was such a, yesterday I was playing ball with Mercy. Yeah. And I noticed that if the ball fell out of whack, Mercy didn't like that. What do you mean? Mercy wanted it to go from me to her to the mom.

I threw the ball at Mercy and she dropped it. She wouldn't allow me to pick it up again. It would just keep going. She didn't want me to throw it out again. It was really weird. Like she lost interest? She would know. She was by the book.

Oh, right. She was by the book. And I noticed that when I was a young kid, I was a fucking nerd to my, I used to drive my mom crazy with that by the book shit. Everything in my world was about, the cop said that you're not allowed to turn right. Who gives a fuck what the cop said?

I'm telling you, I remember. You know, I was one of those jerk balls. And I went to see the Stones and they're one of the first bands that did not sound at all, how I expected them to sound. I was shattered, you know, shattered on Silent Night Live. You're like, what the fuck is that garbage?

Keith Richards is everywhere. He's high on something, you know. But as the concept progressed, I think they did Wild Horses. And I started crying. Like I started crying. And the other one. With the chick singing, the black chick.

Oh. Yeah, that one. Those two live with the saxophone coming out, is one of the most brilliant stuff you'll ever see. If you've got a chance to see the Stones, well, the saxophone guy died. He died, which was, he fucking took all, like, when you're fucking 13

and the guy comes out with a saxophone, you want to put a gun to your head. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I want, you know what I'm saying? What is this fucking saxophone coming from? Why am I seeing a guy with a saxophone? Yeah, it's not rock. It's not rock.

And he sold me. Him and Pink Floyd, you know, they used the sax on like Dark Side and all that. And you're just going like, well, this is fucking incredible. Incredible. Like they turned me around. The first 20 minutes of the Stone that was on acid,

I was young, it was one of my early concerts. I didn't really know what to expect. And by the end, when I left there, I realized who the fuck the Rolling Stones were. Like all that shit about the world's greatest rock and roll band. I don't know if that was accurate, but they were up there.

Like they sold me on not being perfect. And then, like the song means the same. First time I listened to that, I'm like, I'm not listening to that junk no more. Yeah, yeah. Those junk leads, they're like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And one day I put that thing on

and it was like the only thing I had to listen to. And again, I saw the brilliance. That's why when people come to me and say, well, Led Zeppelin or whatever, I go, you know what? Yes and no, but I just want you to do something. Before you make that statement again, listen to the song remains the same. Listen to the guitars on like Dazed and Confused.

Oh, Dazed and Confused. And something else. And then get back to me, you can't steal that. That night couldn't be stolen. And like I said this before, I heard a great interview. If somebody could acquire it and send it to me, it was Robert Plant on the King Biscuit Flower Hour. This is a great radio show from the set.

I think it's still on. Yeah, I don't know. I met the guy, the guy said, this is the creator of the King Biscuit Flower Hour. I was a kid, I'm not a big radio guy. I must have been bored. And I listened to Robert Plant describe the shows at the garden.

And I remember again being brought to a motion going, Jesus Christ, you know this thing I'm not being delirious this morning. I was listening to UFO. Oh God, I love it. Doctor, doctor? I love it. Phenomenon, that's the name of the album.

Phenomenon. What's the songs on Phenomenon? I don't know the songs on it because I- 74. You know what- What's the songs on Phenomenon, please? Phenomenon, UFO, 1974. It's on YouTube.

Let me look. And it's also, it's not doctor, doctor. It's the other one. Lights out? No, lights out is the beginning of lights out. That's my favorite. Oh my fucking God. The back of my hairs, my ears blow.

I put it as loud as I can. Yeah. All right, so you wanna know the tracks? Yeah. Okay. So their side one is Too Young to Know, Crystal Light, Doctor, Doctor, Space Child and Rock Bottom.

Oh, Rock Bottom. Rock Bottom. The Leeds and Rock Bottom. Yeah. It makes you wanna go. And you look at the date, you go 74. That's what Michael Shankner was doing in 74. It's insane.

It's insane. They have a video of Don Kersh's rock concert. Doctor, doctor, put it up, Lee, on YouTube. What are you, sir? Doctor, doctor? Doctor, doctor, UFO, Don Kersh's rock concert. He's got that flying V, the long blonde hair. Jesus Christ.

And he's just kicked in. And nobody's got a shirt on. No. I've never seen nothing like this in my life. Nobody's got a fucking shirt on. The bass player is on the floor, playing on his back. Pete Way. I'm dying.

Phil Mogg was the singer, correct? Yeah, yeah. That was the singer for UFO. Where did Phil Mogg go after that? MSG. No, MSG was Shank or Solar Band. Right, right, right. Who was the first singer?

The Grand Bonnet. No, but who was the first singer, on and on? No, in fact, Victor Mabalusian Album is his first solo album. And then it was the second one with on and on, 81. What's the name of the show? Don Kersh's rock concert, UFO, Don Kersh's rock concert. Don Kersh's rock concert was a show, late night show, when I was growing up, a dean,

that was either on Friday or Saturday. I think Friday night was Don Kersh, Saturday was Saturday night special or something like that. I can't remember which night it was on, but I'd never missed it. You never missed it, guys. I don't care how many drugs you did, who you were finger banging behind the fucking school.

Matter of fact, they've got a box set you can buy. Yes, yes, yes. Well, Rock or Abisi, Richard Price manager who shot all those specials on later on, years later, he was one of his jobs was the midnight special. So either Friday or Saturday night, Don Kersh's was on after Saturday night live. And no lip syncing.

And I remember that coming home and seeing them do, Black Sabbath did something from never say die. Oh man. On, no, in fact, they did never say die. What the fuck am I retarded? I love that song. Oh my God, they did never say die. And I thought I was gonna jump out the window.

I said, you know whose house I was at? At least I had the kid that got stabbed. A chance dragging in that we saw on the way out. Richie Seidel. That's just terrible. That's who's fucking house I was at. Denise Mick was babysitting and shit. And we used to all go over there.

We used to all get tuned up and all go over there in the eighth grade, whatever, and fucking watch this shit. It was tremendous. It's fucking so crazy great, man. They had everybody like, you know, fog hat, skinner. Listen, everybody. Yeah, everybody.

Except Led Zeppelin. AC DC played it. Did they really? Yeah, AC DC and also, yeah, look at it. And you know who else played it? KISS did it. Zeppelin never did it because Zeppelin, Peter Grant was genius.

He said, they'll play no TV. No, there's a video. Is that the video? Oh yeah, watch this. There we go, oh yeah, there we go. Oh, Shanker, look at him. This is too much, guys. Look at these savages.

This is pure fucking savagery, people. Honest to God. These guys are playing their fucking hearts out. You'll never see this. Yeah, you do. You still see this in some play. Here you go. Are you fucking kidding me?

Look at the crowd sitting down. Fuck. Both orange dance. Fucking tremendous. Speed it up a little lead just a minute a minute you guys gotta watch this shit This is when they start to know he starts to write that good good You know what it's not dr. Doc. That's the other one we said lights out. No Oh rock bottom rock bottom put rock bottom Don curse this. I'm sorry. It's rock bottom

Look at his six-pack. He has like natural six pack You know he was playing up at the Canyon Club. Oh, yeah, and something happened He got into an argument with Lance or something like that something fucking happened. Yeah, he's an outlaw. Is he really? Yeah, yeah, he's gangster. I love him. How great is he man? I love that first shanker You know on and on and Victim of illusion. Yeah, that was that I was listening to on and on I'm last night. That's one of my fucking favorites, too Here we go No, this ain't rock bottom rock bottom brother supress and UFO I did super rockin

Man I Know you put rock. Oh, I see rock, but yeah, yeah Here we go. Yeah, there you go. What's this is fucking craziness. It's pure rock By this time the shirts are off. This is what I was saying listen to the riff Yeah shirts off Oh He is not fucking around guys

You think the drum had lights that you see his head That motherfucker had lights Don't look so peaceful. Oh shit I love the clothes it's just whatever they grabbed from chicks Jesus fucking Christ look at the moves See we should have done the ass Sunday night special edition church with Ari Shafia, too. It's a acid deep Fast forward that leave. There's a party you got to watch. It's an education for a minute

so Right Oh Where do we go are you fucking kidding me ladies and gentlemen unbelievable you are watching history Fuck Abe Lincoln and the fuck is getting shot in the head. Yeah, this is history. Yeah, look at these two fucking savages This German fucking Nazi fuck who I love. Yeah, that's the only German I like listen It's an education ladies and gentlemen Are you fucking kidding me look at this fucking guy on the floor? Yeah, stop it stop it. No, don't stop it

I'm not talking. I'm not stopping it. You stop that or touch that. I'll fucking bite your little juicer Yeah Listen the girl Look at that breathing on each other. They don't give a fuck now Phil Mock takes the shirt off. It's overlays Lee we're going deep fuck it. Yeah, why do a music thing and do whatever they look at this shit? Yeah This is my life people I do a hit of acid put earphones on Listen to this for three four hours a night and cry and laugh and giggle. I go through a thousand fucking emotions

Just killing it. If not, I'd strangle myself. Just this is it This saved my life as a kid Oh Jesus fucking Trump Here comes the riff here we go ladies and gentlemen This is too much shut this off. I'm gonna have a fucking anxiety attack. We're only 20 minutes in if you really want to do it We can do it. No, leave me a favor put on a

Black Sabbath killing yourself to live Don curse is rock. Oh, man. I'm gonna give you a fucking education I'm gonna show you these fucking savages Don Kirsten. It just kills. I wonder where he is. Yeah, you think he's still alive. I Don't know his name is his name is Kirsten. That's the battle of the last Jews right there He's the real fucking deal dude. I mean, there you go. There you look at this man 75. Let's see So how old are you guys 70 12? Look at this shit, but what's the people this? Yeah, Ozzy's crazy on this I Look it. Yeah, I owe me. I owe me. Let's just fucking smoking. Yeah, there's the music league. You're a fast forward. No, he's playing

Now watch the guys that made their own shirts that was me. Oh, yeah, that was me I was one of those assholes. I would make my own shirts Suicide solution and shit. Yeah But you've got to see I owe me ladies and gentlemen See when what's his name was up there They didn't let these people go crazy when said look at these savages. Yeah, look now wait Do you see there's these three little white dudes with shirts on? When they do that one crossover, I that was me losing my mind if I would have had a razor blade

I would have ended my life at this thing for the first time I saw They weren't killing it All these motherfuckers are killing this is 1975. Yeah, this is their peak. This is Sabbath out 11 and a half fucking months out of 12 Oh Here we go this motherfuckers about to take this to the next level yeah, but Lee I want you to watch these fucking kids Just smiling This is beautiful. This is fucking again. This is history ladies and gentlemen. I hate the fucking dropping on you motherfuckers

And this is what we used to get to watch coming home on a Friday night You went home by midnight because you knew Sabbath was gonna be on look at these guys Yeah, look at these guys. Look at him. He's gonna have a nervous breakdown I know wait till he goes to the fucking baseline wait You just missed This is too much ladies and gentlemen, this is fucking too much Look at them. Look at these fucking kids. Look at that was me jumping up and down like a momma crying Look at them look at them look at them. They're still going that was me that was me and Jimmy

Dropped them off Parents dropped them off we'll pick you up after the show They went front row. I always went front row. Oh my god It wasn't it wasn't his parents or some guy named Satan This is crazy. I shut that off. That's it. These people only fucking get pissed off. Oh, man Listen, I was telling my wife I go. She goes you really like Dean del Rey. I go I Tell you what I like about Dean del Rey Dean del Rey Talks about music the way I used to talk about music. I can't anymore. I don't have the time

Yeah, people have no idea to me a music fan. You gotta have time when I was a criminal I had time. Yeah, I'm hiding half the time people looking for me. That's what you do You smoke a joint you get paranoid and you listen to this shit for hours over and over and you read cream magazine And read the inside covers. We had no internet We had no wiki fucking pedia if you wanted to find out about the drama you had to go through hell You had to go through fucking hell. Yeah hell, you know, you had to buy those magazines Yeah, and you still have that love because the music. I mean, I see what you're tweeting I see what you're talking about all fucking down like this motherfucker will shut the fuck up

But he's over there playing records on natural. He's not smoking dope. He doesn't need an edible He's just over there enjoying the the Supremes or you know, the other day you had the Ramones on or something Yeah, yeah, Mark Maron same thing I'm a music dude to be a music dude People are not either you end or you're not yeah, and I don't get mad at people because I understand the work Yep, it takes and Lee likes the jumping guys Yeah, but even then it's not that I don't like music, but it's just whenever I'm in the car I turn it on I like I don't I know I never know what the band is your parents weren't playing music my mom played

Piano, but like albums not really my dad everyone's no wild not not really It was nobody played music in a fucking house. You know what it was for me is I was the only child So, you know, my mom would work all day And my friends they had to go home and do like fucking homework You know their parents were home like the mom, you know like you get home right after school And I'd go home and there'd be no one there. I just put on like kiss dynasty And I remember a living room. We had these mirrors on the wall to make the place look bigger Yeah, you know, and I'll just put it on and just fucking air guitar, you know every all day all day

AC-DC if you want blood I put that on just crank the dog would be looking at me like this guy's fucking whack You know imagine if somebody would put cameras and take us in those days. Oh, man I used to confession time My eighth grade year I used to come home And I graduated from my bedroom like I couldn't listen to music in my bed Yeah, I needed to full effect and my mom had one of those old school motherfucking TVs in the middle living room Where it was a box the TV was in the middle. Yeah on the side one side was the stereo You know the big wood things the big wood things on the other side was the record player

Yeah, and the two albums that I would air guitar to you ready. Yeah the Eagles Hotel, California Of course life in the fast line every afternoon right after school before I worked out and the other one was weekend warriors No, great for some reason Need your bad and all that shit, you know led Zeppelin to I still remember one night's Norton THC crystal Like going fucking deep on THC crystal and for some reason went to my house me Dominic Speciall Anthony Sabatino Michael Special we put on Led Zeppelin to just put it on yeah, we were killing an hour and Next you know somebody said who's got the guitar who's got the bass who's singing and in that fucking bedroom for idiots

Yeah, rolled around and just did the whole zeppelin here side one Aaron just air guitar in it You think back of that. Oh, that's when you love and that's what I wish I still had I I wish I had the time to look at my wife and to listen I gotta eat done it quick cuz I'm going with Dean to see a fucking to see oh, yeah sound garden I can't do that. Yeah, I can't do that. You know, it's not that she'd be pissed But it'd be a two-time look at last week what happened there like I did not know AC DC was at the Hollywood I went I would have made a fucking call and God just did him. Yeah And then the next night it was Van Halen Van Halen and there was Scorpion Saturday at the forum

It was a fucking week of massive rock Massive rock, you know, I'll tell you what AC DC crushed. I heard they were fucking super they fucking crushed. I've seen him You know probably 30 times and in the in the late 90s early 2000 Brian's voice was gone You know, he's kind of like Donald Duckie be like you being Destroy, you know, and I was like, ah, it's going but now This guy fucking came out and just killed it, you know They did shoot the thrill second song and he was just murdering it, you know, and I was like this is today's his birthday 60 years old. Yes, I think he's like look that up. He's like fucking 60

63 or something. I don't know Brian Johnson did it, but he was killing and and then I think one of the Hardest things songs to ever sing is have a drink on me because it's so high. It's like You know, he's just killing it man, I was like wow he's 68 68 Christ and he looks fucking dynamite his body was all you know, they're all shit and testosterone. Oh, yeah That's how they stay. Yeah, you know, hey listen, they got to do three shows a week. Yeah, let me tell you guys something I Wait 298 pounds, right? I get on stage. I do five shows. Yeah 45 to 50 minutes a piece Yep, I gotta tell you some guys my legs go up. Oh, yeah

Yeah, you know when you're up there, you're using your muscles. Yeah, you know, you're moving. It's going through your body You're electric. Yeah, I read something where the older guys are just doing three shows a week or two shows a week Yeah, very light because it don't get you need to recover never mind drinking and drugs and doing a few bumps Just from going out there and really putting your life on the line like really putting your fucking material on the line Yeah, I was telling Dean Dean Dean the last week in Toledo. It was murder for me. Yeah That squad was in the house great support a lot of people. I just could not grab them Wow, I lost them the first night from the beginning and never recovered. Is that a first time in a while? That's happened New York, I had great sets

Vegas to a two great South Point Vegas. Yeah, that's a tough room, right? Because it's it's too high the ceiling the stage is up high. They're like way out there I don't know something feels disconnected there to me. It's a big one. Yeah, I can't get it popping It's a big you do the back room. I did the big one Okay, I've done it a couple times and I it just kind of like, you know, I don't know if there you can see the faces moving But you don't really hear the lapses. It's a big room. It's a music room. It's a great music room It's a great music. Yeah, I did I sang with the band after they had a cover 80s cover band I was up there doing highway to hell Eddie trunk came in he came up. He's like, dude

You sound just like fucking bonds. God. I can't believe it. It was great. He walked in right when I was doing it, you know I'm on the highway to hell He's losing his mind. It was great. No, you really love music and it's sometimes I'm embarrassed around you because That was my you know, I listen. I'm so Cuban. Yeah, I don't I don't Ever I my mom had a picture of me as a young kid her out at three in the morning She didn't believe in baby says my mom. Yeah, no, she's had a bark having the last cocktail We got the same mom and I'm right. I'm on the BMX bike Yeah with a missing shoe and I'm a rocker with the band and they're looking at me and I remember my mom had a frame

I wish I had the picture today. I'm maybe Three and a half maybe, you know while a little suit on yeah, my mom would dress me up She you know, she'd take me to the bar and shit. Just amazing. I always love music Yeah, and like I said last time I went through phases. I was Fucking three or four days last week. I couldn't stop listening to Spanish music Oh, yeah, but I was listening to the Fania All Stars my foot of my favorite fucking songs of all time is El Raton I love Carlos Santana's guitar on there. He's never done anything again. I mean, I think it was a mallow with his brother or some other cats But oh my god, I just I love to get devoured into music

Like I said when I answer those emails, I put an album on yeah last night. It was MSG yeah, the second album 81 Attack of the wild man man Attack of the mad ex mad ex man and fucking on and on and that that whole side is great You know, I'll switch for the crowd for the nation. That's the first down That's the first one, right? I'll you know, I'll switch it up and put Pat Benatar on I'll switch it up and put the temptations on I'll switch it up and put Tony Bennett on the other house. It's just some old Tony Bennett from my fifth Jesus Christ. He's fucking great. God just his voice. So like what?

When you guys are listening to music, what do you what emotions cuz I I don't know I just never and I was thinking about my mom played like 80s like oldies not 80s oldies But other than that, like I don't really if I'm listening to an album I'll just turn it off for us like I I'm the kind of person who after 30 seconds. I have to hit the next song I give I get Music I guess I'll tell you what I've always been jealous of people So I just don't even know what you guys go through. I Without music I would be dead

100% because it was just like I think it grabbed me and then put me into That's what I want to do. I want to play rock music, you know, cuz I we were poor I had no skills, but I realized well, I could play in a rock band You know what I mean, and I loved it so much that it just felt like nothing But you know like if these guys work in construction and mow lawns and everything I gotta I gotta play rock You know, I gotta get out and even even if you don't get out It you just fall in love with it Which is crazy because I don't know how you could fall in love with it now

You know like going to play and just waiting for people to steal your music and shit Like all right, let's work and have somebody to steal it It's crazy to me, but I don't know I think it was cuz it was such a simple time There was no internet. There was five TV stations or three, you know, and That's what you did. You played we got home. You put on a record. There's nothing on TV. It was like soaps You know, you're not watching nose. I come home now and because of the computer. I've read Falling in love with a lot of this stuff. I forgot even existed. Yeah, there's stuff on there And I forgot even existed and since I cover so many things I cover I today I was gone

I was in my wife's car And it's easier in her car to fuck around with Studio 54 on serious. Oh, yeah, because I got the headnations I go on young the lithium bone yard I got all of them, but I like Studio 54 and I heard a song down Studio 54. Yeah guys I had a pullover. Yeah, and sing the fucking and big day. Yes. I did it was on I'm afraid. What are they done? I love them all love it It's a constant complaint that I love them all love it. It's afraid to complain that like what do they play on their disco? Disco from the 80s and 70 some of it is horrifically bad. It's horrifically bad

I love disco when I was growing up. I love from 80 to 83. There was some fucking badass funky disco I don't even know if that was categorized as disco keeping touch body to body. Yeah, there was so many little jams You know that you there were part of your fucking childhood. You remember Donna summer last dance Yeah, I went to see Donna summer a couple years ago when I was in Connecticut opening up a Rogan I was I went right from the kills kills kill that she she died When in 1980 I Used to hang out of the place that the mother used to listen to Donna summer's greatest hits volume one and two great record every time I went over there

She had that on and she always had the barbers Tricent jam which barbers Tricent Fucking destroys on that jam, you know again Joey. What the fuck you talking about Papa's Tricent killer Papa's Tricent early on that Superman album. Yeah, and I was born It's telling you you sit there and go what the fuck? You know what came on? Yeah, then I thought of your best of bread. Oh Well, all these jams were part of my childhood that I used to sit down go who the fuck wrote this. Yeah, who the fuck wrote this? No, a lot of those movies to a really hit me Saturday Night Fever Star is born the

Friday's thank God it's Friday the Donna summer disco movie car wash with Rolls Royce and And grease all those had these soundtracks that just fucking knock you out man I've all matter of fact a fan sent me the soundtrack to FM last week And I think it's the best record I own right now FM is not not handling all no traffic at all Look look up the set list on the FM soundtrack It is all you need if if you could only have that was a movie, right? It was a movie Movie about the station and the whole FM movement and check out. Okay read the songs here. Look at the songs Okay, it's FM by Steely Dan unbelievable. You know that one

Okay, okay moves from there to night moves with Bob Seeger night moves fly like an eagle Steve Miller band Are you kidding me called his eyes by foreigner? Come on Livingston Saturday night by Jimmy Buffett. There you go Bad man by Randy. My measurement is in there. Yeah, yeah life in the fast lane by the Eagles Breakdown by Tom Petty in the heartbreakers. Look at this soundtrack. She's just the way you are by Billy Joel Look at this Lido shuffle by boss gangs. Come on Lido More than a feeling by Boston, come on Tumbling dice by Linda wants that yes, she covers it poor poor pillow poor poor pitiful me By Linda wants that do it again by Steely Dan

There's a place in the world for a gambler by Dan Fogelberg It keeps you running by the Doobie Brothers Your smiling face by James Taylor lights been good by Joe Walsh. We will rock you by Queen. Come on And then FM reprise by are you fucking who reprise? Yeah? Yeah, so it's the back of saying it Steely Dan It's the only record you would really need if you were like I want a 70s greatest hits Is that a good place to start? Oh, I'm totally okay that record. Okay? I can't even tell you every one of those songs are the epitome of 70s rock I don't mean to interrupt anybody. I just got a thought that I want to run by Lee

Lee how about we do the acid and go see the exorcist at the new bubbly midnight show Saturday night see if it's That was this Saturday. I saw that Somebody said that they run four weeks in a row. Oh, maybe they do Halloween Let's see what the new Beverly's playing. Um, you know what? I was just thinking about though that was kind of interesting when I was growing up Like the music that I listened to you can't I could never really understand what they were saying So any music I like now I like I like hard rock a little bit Just because I like guitars and drums link that that's all I could hear like it sounds like this stuff

You can actually hear the leader. I never heard Lee ricks ever Oh, you can't I couldn't understand anything anyone said and most of the songs I tell you what the FM soundtrack is It's the record of it's like the jewel in my house right now. I never owned it You know, so I put it on I don't even look at the set I just saw the eagle said like on the front. It says like Eagles Linda Ronsett top I remember I still remember the album cover. Yeah, yeah, I'm covered the FM is in Silver aluminum they could never do that now it costs too much that covers all like silver aluminum They I put it on and I'm cruising around the house. I'm like how many fucking hits are on this record

You couldn't even make that record now because the record companies would all be like, oh, absolutely not You know because they're all bad on for money. I mean that thing's all fucking hit the whole thing the whole thing There's actually a funny one on Friday and Saturday. It looks like what is it haunted honeymoon and nothing but trouble No, no, that's it. That's the exorcist is the greatest scary movie of all time It's it also was up for some Academy Awards I probably one of the only horror films ever up for Academy Awards and that girl Linda Blair who plays Reagan Murders the movie. She crosses it. Oh, I know, right? She never recovers a human being. Yeah, that's weird, right? Where she went in that movie at that age

12 years old or whatever stick across in your pussy. Yeah, it's another carpet Yeah, that takes you somewhere completely different as a child that you I don't know how old she was I can't imagine thinking about that because I remember years later. She was just crazy. Yeah, she was just fucking crazy You know, I remember she did an after-school special called Serra T teenage alcoholic. I never forgot it And it was about a teenager that was an alcoholic and she would call like delivery liquor services and be like Hi, this is Karen bring booze by and then she turned the shower on and they gotta be like the booze and your mom's in the shower Here's the money and I was like, that's a great scam

Right, that wouldn't even work anymore. No fucking scam that they took out. That was a great scam It is a good one man. That was we had that we had that we didn't make the guy go on to the rocks until yeah No, what are you gonna do? Yeah, cuz they had factories down there. Yeah, so the first time you get the address You look at this going wow, there was no G-mapped so there was no Fuck it was so he had to go down this road the guys probably think also a bunch of kids come on like hey We give him an extra 20. Yeah after that the guy delivered all the time and the guy would sell his blow. Yeah That's the why he stole my friend the fucking Facebook

And you're right, it's every Saturday they're playing Yeah, midnight. Hey, let's go see that Jerry Saturday Church trip. Yeah, it's a massive Lee and Diaz. Oh, I'm in done and then we'll do the trips two nights in a row We'll do one and a half each on Saturday Right, and I'll take us that's three. We got the new name for seven left. I'm not gonna make it to Sunday Yeah, I don't like horror movies, man. This is not a horror movie What are you talking about? It's the scariest fuck. No, it's not. It's a psychological thriller Fucks with you

Fucking cross is a dildo. Did you see a last like when Paul and I first started dating actually when I was a kid I thought it was like that was the only thing I really thought could be real You know like ghosts and all that didn't scare me, but that scared me, you know, I'd be like, oh, man I think I could get possessed if I stole the neighbor kid's bike Devil would get in me. You know what I mean? Like I was always paranoid. I'll tell you guys something what happened yesterday I'm telling the story tomorrow night on our recent thing. Oh, yeah, this lady that I Used to go to her house as a child and she became my godmother of sorts when you're Cuban and she was like an afro Cuban Yep, her family came from Africa. They got smuggled. They were slaves

And she was very interesting and she taught me about religion about Santa Rhea and I really loved it, you know And she used to always tell me as a kid, you know, come here I don't I don't get what the fuck you do, but don't make me go on that corner And see you on the corner. I don't want you on the corner. You're like a sponge. You pick up all these fucking bad energies Fucking yesterday when I got on the plane I don't know just a flight. I don't know what the fuck happened last night But uh, I get home. I'm not the festive mood. I don't know. Was I okay with you? Yeah, when I was with cool with Lee the morning

Yeah, when I got in I think how I took a nap and when I woke up from that nap something just wasn't right You know, just the whole night. Yeah, my wife went to bed. I watched the I Tried to watch this documentary. He was fucking boring as fuck So I ended up watching episode five of narcos Jesus Christ So great and then because I'm trying to watch it again because I know I miss shit and I did miss a thousand things Yeah, you know people talk about ADD this reefer don't help much I don't fucking know I fucking miss chunks of shit. I'm half retarded. I daydreamin shit while you're watching I'm telling you. It's a horror. That's why I don't go to the movies

Because I start daydream. Yeah, if a movie doesn't get me all I start daydreaming and I gotta do this show What am I gonna write next time? I'm back in the movie and you know what? I don't want to rewind it Whatever. I don't even know what the fuck I missed. Yeah, I watched a lot. I'm buying it in oh my god I watched it last night and I was falling asleep in the chair So it's 12 o'clock, right? It's time to tap out. Anyway, I've been up. I go to bed 45 minutes. I'm not tossing just laying on a shoulder My mind's running. I'm thinking about the podcast being dumb. I'm thinking about stupid shit. Yeah, I go to bed four o'clock in the morning on the dot guys I

Open my eyes. I Get up. I make the pot of coffee. I bring the notebook out. I go out. I smoke some fucking reefer I don't make a peep. I do this like a fucking thief. I'm sitting there and I see the cats coming out Which is fine. It's four in the fucking morning. I pet one I pet the other but then they start looking at the door and feet Right means the baby's coming out When they're in fear like that and they start looking at the door. Yeah, the baby was up. Yeah, they get sense it Right and then I found I didn't I can't I didn't hear her But I went to the bathroom and when I went inside the monitor was on and I heard her in the monitor and my wife

She's been up For an hour the whole fucking house is awake. Wow It's 4 a.m. Yeah, I think that's just as energy that woke everybody up and I even when I went back I was teasing my wife. Yeah, she goes. That's weird. You're both up. I go. He woke us both up Like whatever spirit I just called them a he whatever fucking was in the house. Yeah, it's when I got up I lit a candle. I threw some fucking hot water around the house I threw some pennies in the front lawn and put a shot of fucking Jager for the man of steel really fuck Huh, what does that do? I'm telling you I cleansed the house on Mondays

I get all I get all the bad spirits out of the shoulder the shoulder fuck Yeah, I get some fucking water. I put it out for this remember a little late I can just go around your yard and find a bunch of pennies. Oh fuck. Yeah, the baby finds them. She calls them tickets tickets She just calls them tickets and she says when she has the teeth Piggy back another piggy banks. She puts the quarters in the heavy-duty piggyback She puts the pennies in the in the teeth whatever fuck as you can fit I gotta call every Monday a Cuban cleans the fucking house though I gotta clean your front porch got to get the saint now

I gotta get the saint out of the fucking house light a candle for that spirit to give him some lights or get him out of your fucking life You got to light the candles of broccoli light the candles Man Like the kids like the candles of rock and I've never listened and I've said this before yeah publicly That when I was young like when I went when Dean Del Rey said hey Joey You want to come over to the house? Yeah, I'm over John. You know that this is how bad I was Like if I went to your house after five minutes of sitting there most rockers would have that album collection out Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, and me I would look to their album collection if I don't like my three albums

I wouldn't hang with this dude. We got nothing to talk about. Yeah, you listen to this shit Yeah, I don't even know what shit was in those days, but I don't get like this I have a bunch of friends. I have a friend that after seven years of partying with her one day. I realized that When we're over there, she would never put music. Wow and when she did it was just total garbage like it was just she had no Taste of music and I asked the ones What do you have any favorite miss you because I didn't grow up like that. Yeah, how did your house grow up in fucking silence? Yeah, yeah, do you do you have music playing around my house in my room? Yeah, really? Yeah, I've never understood that like whenever I go to someone's house or like you'll see one ever like someone's video chatting or something

Yeah, have music play. I'm like the music. I'm always doing I'm always doing something. I'm lying to you guys I have it in my speakers in my room off the computer, but I I got that thing From a company as a Christmas present the stand now that little circle and you plug it into your computer like a speaker Oh, yeah, so I was I used to take it to the park plug it into my iPod and swing kettle bells You got a little radio, you know, I have a little speaker when I go on the road now I put that speaker with me listen. It doesn't suit my levels of hearing. Yeah. Yeah, but it's really weird when I get involved again Because we were talking about doing a podcast and so I started listening to just hold out. Yeah You know, I got into again since I started listening to how is that?

Somebody that all my life. I don't know how I felt about him I just get hot and cold on him, but when he sucks me in dog Yeah, he takes me for a fucking psychological ride Bruce Neil young or Neil young. Oh, I'm on it right new young Has always been like that dirty fuck Neil young like when I was a kid He came out with hey, hey my mind. Oh, yeah So I got into what else he was doing and it was Ohio and that stuff across we still master. It's just brilliant Yeah, that's brilliant music. I'll even play it because It doesn't bring that side of an animal in me except Ohio

Maybe two or three like people hit email me from time to think oh, hey man, you don't play this because it's not suitable for a fucking Monday morning Yeah, you know, I like this too, but I want to get fucking wired in the morning. I don't want there's a time at night Yeah, well, yeah, I'll put on fucking 10th Avenue freeze out Yeah, you know at night, but 10th Avenue freeze. Yeah, it does get me why it's some Bruce does get me why I'm not a big Bruce fan Yeah, but I give credit with credit to do born-to-run. This is and he's got a couple in the river Yeah, he's got a couple fucking albums that you really put together and go, you know what as much as I don't like this dude I never saw him life. Oh, I just didn't think I could take the abuse on from Jersey. Wow It just bothers me that I would just be a sucker for that. Well, that's kind of like me growing up on the grateful dead

I'm from the San Fran. I didn't like the dead I was like fuck that hippie shit now. I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with it I went and saw him like a few months ago and it was like some kind of spiritual fucking thing hit me I rented a car. I was doing Laugh Factory Vegas some last show I rented a car I jumped rode through the desert all the way to San Jose hit Levi Stadium Walked in had the Primo's private box. They came on playing truckin Hell in a bucket, you know, all that I was like, this is the shit shit I never knew about them till I moved to Boulder

Yeah, right different different people turn me on to different things and fire on the mountain That stuff just fucks my world. Oh, I used to get fucking coked up and listen to that I'm obsessed with it now and they got all these different eras, you know, and I'm talking about it Goddamn dead head Again, the dead is something that you have to sit there with an ounce of blow and you got two months to kill Yeah, because that's how deep their library is and then if you start listening to different shows, you know what? Nebraska 82 this one 79 you see all the different. I mean, it's just brilliant shit that Like I said, I wish I had the time to sit there for a week and catch up on everything

Yeah, you know, I used to be an aerosmith catcher up. Oh, yeah, you know I would cap the catch-up on a real smith a deep the old stuff. Yeah, we're 90 days You know zeppelin I got a catch-up on that shit every 90 days. Yeah, there's so many things that I like to catch up on But there's just not enough time. I love when I drive to gigs at night and I've got Serious on and something comes on that makes me tear up and get emotional Bring me back to a time, you know, yeah, just where that happens to me, man You know, it knocks you out, right? Like I heard pretenders in 84 put out an album learning to crawl. Yeah

They've got a couple of jams. She's got a couple of jams. That's always the pretenders to yeah, she's She's just great great. That's a some of that her music has always made me fucking tear up Nice boys get spanked She's get middle of the road trying to find you here. She's killer, man Back on the chain gang. I like all that shit, but the first two albums She is something that you sit there and go I and I saw them I saw them in Jersey when I was really young. I wasn't a fan and I went just to catch them some people And I left that going first of all that bitch is a fucking animal

Yeah, the drummer before he died something happened somebody died there. Yeah, that was like her man or something And then I saw him again in 84 and she broke her leg No, and long on or something, but she didn't cancel the show on Monday night She came out with crutches. Wow threw him into the audience and she was just great Chrissy. Hi. She's incredible She's so hot too. Did you see the show of the 70s with CNN? With with what CNN the show about the 70s You know what you've told me right away, and I can't fucking find this thing well now Is it on YouTube finally? They played a piece of the heart. Oh, I wish

Crazy on you the beginning, but it came out as a Bolero song Yeah, then the blonde came out and she just She's and she's young I mean milkshake was the young milkshake was skinny. Yeah milkshake still had hope She was like Beyonce at that time. That's how old yeah tape was and yeah, that's how old this tape was I've done just this spent so much great music and sometimes I listen. I like re and yeah This re and chick that we listen to I love her. I love a lot of new shit. Yep What don't that keeps me you like more new shit? You're on it more. I'm not I'm still antique I was telling my wife. I wouldn't know. What's it? What's the chick?

The one that everybody talks about Miley Cyrus. No, yeah, I love her. What's the other one? Oh? The one that people go down and get on stage with every fucking no Taylor Swift Yeah, I wouldn't know one of her songs. Yeah, I don't know nothing how embarrassing am I yeah Well, I don't know her songs, but she's beautiful You know girl and she is beautiful. I know she does a lot of guys and sing songs about yeah, right? Yeah, yeah something creepy. Maybe she wants to date a comedian man from the comedy store delra and then write a whole record I did see I did see Miley Cyrus. Yeah over the weekend Covering something on YouTube covering somebody who was in the audience. Oh, yeah

She put Saturday night live over the weekend that she's put a record out with the flaming lips Miley Cyrus and the dead pets Flaming lips who was considered one of the most like prestigious Alternative bands, you know, they decided to do a record with her and they did Saturday night live It was pretty fucking good. What the fuck did she cover last week? That was brilliant in front of the guy 50 ways to leave your lover. Wow. Did you see it? No 50 ways to leave your lover Miley Cyrus wait till you see this fucking savage dog. No shit wait till you see this fucking She's crazy. She's fucked up. She got problems, but let me tell you something. Yeah, that chick is just getting started

I'm telling you a lot of people hate me when I talk about Miley Cyrus. I'm not a fan It's not like I go see his shows, but you won't watch it live or just hear it right here everything But you there's two versions No, no, no, she stole the fucking show dog. She's just a little fucking sad Have you heard Ryan Adams? He did the Taylor Swift record recorded the whole thing 1989. It came out last week It's incredible. He did her whole record. He recorded it You gotta check it out. It's like a knife Brian Adam. No, no Ryan Adams. Yeah, I didn't know who the fuck yeah You gotta take it. Oh, here she is. Here we go. Okay

Love this song Who's that mum for the sons She looks great Look at her Come on killer Fifty ways to leave your lover awesome She said it's really not my habit to intrude But I'm all out my meaning won't get lost don't miss my true, but I won't beat myself

After risk of being cruel there must be 50 ways to leave your lover 50 ways to leave your lover Just about the back You make a new plan Oh, that's the Saturday night No need to discuss my just top off the TV Listen man for her to be that age and to even know this fucking song exists Yeah, yeah, okay, and then to have the balls to sing it in front of Paul Simon. She said shit

She's a savage this little fuck, you know People that age don't know that. Yeah, you know, like if she she did something That album up in the hills in Tennessee with the people on youtube and she's singing all that right southern shit Brilliant. Yeah, really, you know, there's some people kid rock for example kid rock put that motherfucker on jeopardy Put that motherfucker on jeopardy. I'd day and cover music. Yeah prince put him on jeopardy. I'd day you he'll shut the lights off Jeopardy Alex Ray Beck is out of a fucking job Because they'll never they know everything that's ever been made. That's their specialty You know when the Beatles went to india, that's when they game changed

That's the word on the street. If you know the Beatles, whatever. I'm not a big beetle. I love them I love them. I try to learn everything about them, but I remember that was the word They went to india smoked some dope and after that it was all over the show They came back like lee they showed up like lee in 66 with the headcuts They went to india met a hindu played a fucking guitar and next thing you know Sitar sitar took him down the highway. It was all over. It was all fucking over now. You just evolved What's the story with your boy there? You're gonna put him on today or what? Oh, shit. I forgot. Yeah, you're slipping What do you got?

It's gotta put on tony benefit a second. Oh, yeah Lee's new name is deadly Yeah, deadly Getting deadly here I almost messed up No, because when I change cameras, I have to hit a number if I do that on the youtube page it goes crazy Some somebody twice as smart, Tony Bennett was on the uh on the uh Amy winehouse documentary

Oh, yeah, didn't they tour together? They did a record together. Oh, he know he tore Lady Gaga And they had and they had footage of it. It was incredible She was like super nervous and he was like you're killing it. Just relax. You crushed and she was just like it was awesome What a movie have you seen it? I haven't seen you got to see this man and Amy winehouse documentary just called Amy So good, man. Is it really depressing? Well, it's it's Of course, you know how it ends right but you get to see Somebody writing songs. It's not like somebody else going. Here's the songs You do this and that and you'll be a star

It was her it was like her from the ground up You know, you see her writing these songs getting a record deal Outdoing shitty little shows in a car on a tour, you know And that's all great. But that's why like I haven't seen the chris farley one either Yeah It's one of with those sort of documentaries that like it's not I have to be in the mood to watch them Because if you watch it late at night and then like you see how great all these people are And then by the end of it, you're watching them kill themselves. It's like oh god. It's like

At the end of like Amy winehouse though a documentary. He said the documentary was really great. It's fantastic I want to see it. I want to see another one with my wife. Yeah, it's great, right? And it's tremendous It's just hard with those sometimes to Yeah, like you have to be in the mood because you watch people like they're downfall It's not like it's not like a uplifting movie. Listen, man. It's part of the fucking art It's part you learn from that you learn what not not to do because this guy fucking did it You know, you look at Alice in Change you put on dirt and you go. This is what you don't do

Yeah, you know if they could have came out with another dirt it would have been since eight, you know The guy died. Yeah, he died and yeah, they got a replacement But listen, you put that fucking live thing that they did and nobody could replace that, you know down in the hole is Alice in chains came and swept me off my feet Alice in change for me Was like falling in love the first time I heard them because between you and I I was going through shit and I heard the heroin Yeah, I heard the fucking heroin. I was living in New York

I was dabbling a little bit from time to time to come down off the blow and I could hear the heroin and I liked it I fucking liked it. I went back to colorado and I got I got sound garden and I started learning about this scene And also I ended up in fucking Seattle. I'm like, oh my god. Yeah, I'm in it. I could feel I could smell this Yeah, you could smell that bad weather and heroin made for some great records. Jesus christ. Jesus christ That song junk head and angry chair sitting in an angry chair Alone, I know, you know, it's just so dark, you know, and by the way, I'm sorry. Excuse myself, but I don't drink soda anymore Yeah, yeah, when we started the podcast We would have two cans of fucking diet coke a piece

Yep, and you never piss And you never piss and you ever when you piss it's brown Yeah Now I piss 82 times a day. Yeah, you know, I drink three bottles here We drank a bottle in jujitsu. I drank a bottle when I got fucking home. It's crazy. How much you piss on water I used to drink like 30 diet cokes a day. No piss You know, the sodium holds the weight on you. That's really true. I'm sorry people. I gotta get up from time to time You know, I'm an old man. I gotta fucking run in there

16 gallons of fucking water and it's thanks to you guys They used to bust my balls on twitter. You gotta stop at the soda joey. You're turning yellow. Yeah You gotta stop. I've had sparklets for about a month. I love it. What's sparklets? All you have to do is listen, man You gotta you drink one of your juice things you empty that thing you wash it out You fill up with sparklets and you put in a freezer overnight And when you wake up in the morning, you take that motherfucker out and when you come back from that activity You're doing you taste that cold water. It's like when you eat Chinese food

If it's really greasy, you got extra cold water with ice cubes. Oh, yeah Yeah, with the brown glasses Fucking msg with the fuck the msg like a fucking savage right now You gotta drink a can of coke which like this time I went to new york. I had the chinese food. No soda I'm still I can't believe it cannot Yeah, I've been off soda about nine years off soda. Yeah, I quit it and went switch to iced tea And then blew up like a fucking billy girl. I don't want it in the house. Yeah, I don't want it around the kid I don't want it in the fucking house. Now, you know what I go ice coffee decaf nothing in it

No cream. No sugar nothing straight ice coffee decaf I love the taste Of coffee. I like coffee late night, but I like it strong and black. I want my mind to go bananas I don't know fucking I don't put anything in it. No, I like I don't like no milk. I'm I've been really trying to cut down on soda and I have but I still have like two or three Day, that's so bad. There's a demon. Luckily. It's not Luckily, it's like diet soda and actually it's just as bad But they took they took ash but came out of diet Pepsi. So that's what I've been getting

Well, yeah, but here's the thing they've proven that the diet The diet triggers the same spot as the sugar. Oh, yeah, and your brain thinks you're actually getting sugar Which is incredible. I know it's terrible. So you get diabetes from it Fucking how nuts is that? Oh, it legitimately thinks you're having sugar. Yeah, it taps the same spot. So you don't lose You don't lose weight like oh, I'm not I'm not drinking sugary soda. So, uh, you know, you think that your weight's cool But you're actually, you know, it's the same. That's what they say. I quit diet coke I I'm waiting for 60 minutes to do a fucking thing on it. You drink like nine diet coax

It's like cigarettes. You're on for 10 years You know, I used to come home From gigs and I'd go fuck. I don't have diet coke at the house And I'd turn around and go to the fucking 7-Eleven So I had him to wake up for if I didn't have him. I was just like, uh, Or if they're not cold, it's terrible. Oh, you gotta be ice cold I'd have him in my bag on the on the motorcycle, you know I just in there and I drank like four or five a day the big 16 ounces closing my eyes because I still remember

Smoking a Marlboro red and drinking a fucking can of coke right for breakfast like nothing Like nothing two or three fucking Marlboro red and a can of coke. You don't live too long I mean right out of bed right out of cigarette and then open a cold Bad breath fucking eyeballs red You know, I make your blood pressure shoots right up your sugar spikes up And you're in for the fucking roller skate of a day because you're gonna be hungry all fucking day First thing you put in your system is coke and a can you're doomed. You're doomed for the day. Yeah. Yeah I've never gotten it. But my like

What I've really wanted as a guilty pleasure is like to get like a mini fridge for the bedroom Like not even I don't even want to have to get up to go to the kitchen. I would love it. I just haven't done it I'm back on cereal right now. Wow. That's a demon cereal You know when I got in the crash I just uh, I couldn't move or anything So I just ate cereal and now I'm all hooked on it But I don't get the soup. I'm eating honey nut Cheerios. That's a good one. Yeah, so fucking good Honey nut Cheerios is pretty good. Kicks is pretty good calorie wise too I mean that shit like three bowls a day right now. It's just like it's good, man

You know, I used to eat it dry. That's how hooked on it. I love it Bro, there's nothing better. I just putting your hand in the box and just show me your face Yeah, and you get loop-to-loops everywhere. You don't give a fuck the next day. There's crumbs everywhere ants Yeah, I used to just pick the cherries out of the the uh, the um Captain cruncher cherries. Well, they have that now. They have a whole berry cherry berry Yeah, and then my favorite is cinnamon toast crunch. What's yours? Yeah, that was at the airport in Toledo and I read something on twitter The worst 10 breakfast foods. Did you guys read that fucking hearties? Oh taco bell?

But then they had the alternative to eat there like this is what you do eat if you do have to eat there Yeah, which was really interesting like french toast from someplace 1900 fucking calories. Oh my god. You open up with that for breakfast. Jesus christ You're a whole day and a half is gone You ate one meal for today in a mile. Oh my fucking god Denny's is actually pretty good for that. They have calories all over their menu so you can figure out how much it is Sure, what about the fucking dude who's not in your fucking hamlet and shit? He's getting eight bucks an hour back there No benefits. He's wiping swans. Denny's is starting to taste super fake now

Well, Denny's is just listen Denny's went for it. Denny said fuck it. We doing the fucking 264 menu, whatever The 468 menu you're doing in shoes. Listen, they're working it out with America If you're there for breakfast, you're cool. And then I had a really bad burger once I won't I'll never get a burger there again But like something simple like every time listen, let me tell you something every time you eat there and you go home Yeah, you're gonna lose disruption. Oh No matter what you I had a milkshake one night. I thought I was safe I fucking went home. I was shit in blood three hours later. Yeah everything you eat from Denny's

You get a little disruption in the middle of the night. You just write it off and you don't think about it But something two days later. You got like fucking something in your asshole and it won't come out It's like a little piece of the denny's burger sloppy dog. You take that out of the water You take that little piece of shit in the water take it out like a mousetrap Gross take it out of the water. Look at you you little boo boo Oh my god, that's gross. I'm telling you sometimes you take a shit, right? Yeah, but there's something burning your asshole You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, and you know if you when you get up you're like, no, there's still something in there Look at that last thing that's something like like one day a tuna from somewhere

I knew as I was eating it that I was eating like a fingernail and you know as you're eating it You know you're hungry. You don't give a fuck Two days later. I had a little disruption. It was like this little lizard that was in there and this shit. I just wrote it off I almost had to I almost couldn't come to jiu-jitsu last week because of that I couldn't stop shitting before jiu-jitsu last week like every 10 minutes like you know when that happens Like you have like diarrhea like every 10 minutes. Yeah, I have no idea anything you eat that chicken caught in blue That stuff will kill you. Yeah, I'm telling you that stuff out of a box gives you a fucking nod to that You know what? I like moons over my hammy. Oh, but that's the worst one you can get. I know it's that delicious stuff

My girlfriend used to eat that she ate 80 half of it four in the morning. She I went to denny's and I got a half of it Yeah, it's so good. Their fries are really good too. They actually have really good fries. Where denny's I'm telling you That's what it is. That's why you had disruptions before you jiu-jitsu. Yeah, I didn't eat denny's fries. I'm just saying I had some last night at one time. Yeah, Jesus Christ. What else did you go to denny's last? I just got a turkey club after you left the store. You went to denny's. Yeah, sure. He did hilarious Which one the one up on burbank and subpoena. Oh, I got it. They got one in my hood. It's so weird There's never anyone in there gower and sunset. That's I used to work right there That's a ghost. That's why I had that burger and he said that was the hooker one and it was creepy at night

There would be homeless people. There's always homeless people on there. Every time I'm at denny's. I think I'm gonna get shot Yeah, I swear to God. That's why I don't go to denny's at night. No, that's the creepiest It's got that vibe, right? Over there in North Hollywood on Lancash and that's the creepiest one I don't want to go to that one. That one that's nice in the daytime. Even the daytime every time I'm in there I think I'm gonna get shot. I always face the fucking window because I'll jump through that fucking window You know me like a superhero. Yeah, fuck that shit, man. There's a and now they got Wi-Fi So there's people in there just all night. You're like, what do you what do you want to keep them in here? Did they close that norm's on last year?

Uh, no, no, that's still there. Okay. I thought I thought they were closing it I thought it's all like red band posted that or something. Oh, are they because I used to go with red band all the time Are they closing that one time a car drove through that We went to go eat and Yeah, car was coming down and he got my wheelchair. I know what you're talking about. No, no, no before Way away before way before no rose. No rose. Yeah, I used to work on that in the wheelchair I tell you what that one that's a great place, man. It's cheap and there's no lines It's gross though. It is gross that norm's on lacy and again, bro

I had the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life there. Yeah, it's called like loaded hash browns. Oh it was eggs Hash browns cheese bacon and sour cream and then they gave you two pancakes I couldn't even like that was like not the height of my fatness, but close to it But I couldn't I couldn't even finish it. It's the most disgusting thing of every night If I ate that fucking dish right there if I had that night, I would have had night I well, you know what he should do

He should roll the pancake like a taco and then he just put that shit in there I was in the stoner back then and that sounds great now, but I am very lucky that I stopped The night eating when I moved to colorado don't get me wrong I'll go home and eat an apple and I'll eat some fucking nature box shit if I have it or Wheat then it's just a snack to hold you over at night Well, I love that late night. I loved it that hamburger when I was home this last time I went to The point diamond fairview and I had a fucking cheese burger deluxe with steak fries the vanilla shake I only had like three fries

But the burger was so goddamn delicious, you know, and I forgot how much You eat meat that late. You just you can have a heart attack at my fucking age that much meat Body going to fucking shock. Yeah I went home and said 10 prayers. I called the wife. It was fucking horrible Oh You know the problem is to me is I love the hang so much the late night hang with the comics after doing comedy And you go, oh, yeah, let's go hang and we're not going to eat. We'll just get some fucking Ice coffees or whatever and then the lady comes over she drops the menu and you're like, ah fucking breakfast

You know the next thing you know, you got bacon and sausage and you're eating fucking an omelet with cheese and avocado and sour You know, I mean it's like But it's all about that hang When you're doing comedy early on like me the first five years of going with like ian edwards and eric griffin And you know and and even burr whoever would go, you know late at night and you're just talking and like, yeah, this and that I loved it. You know, I love it. I still love it. It's just where do you go? And I know like I said anywhere I go now at night. I think I'm gonna get shot Well, it's so hard to like Ian's a vegan

He can't go there and then this guy doesn't like that place He had a fight with a waitress and this guy he'll go there So everybody's arguing where to go and it's an hour and you go fuck it going I still haven't gone to the turtles place. Which one the one fat cells have you been there? Oh, yeah That's a heart attack. Yeah, that's too much. Oh, yeah, that's a everything. I would I would love it But it would kill you they got a shake they got a shake right now Joey. It's Cheesecake shake. It's a vanilla shake with a slice of cheesecake inside the shake an actual piece in there That's not necessary. I know

It's just not necessary. Their sandwiches have like It'll be pastron. I'll find them. Yeah hot pastrami with uh mozzarella sticks um cheeseburger With uh swiss cheese and sour cream. That'd be like a sandwich there. All right. Yeah, look at these read them Let's see. I love it. And I'll take take my word. I I I love it. I just I go. Have you been there? Yeah, I go hot pastrami only. I go. I don't I drove by the uh day and I had some action but I had a couple parking spots They're open late. No, it was the daytime. Oh, yeah, I haven't been in hollywood after yeah, they're open late

Oh my god. I got out of that comedy. So I zoom out You go home straight up. Oh straight home Bro, you're gonna have a heart attack. Let's see these sandwiches. There you are. Okay The fat salad is roast beef with mozzarella sticks onion rings French fries brown gravy mayo on a garlic bread on the sandwich brother It's like this big, you know, you get it and you go like whoa There's no way it's like three guys can eat it. You know, okay But then if that's not good, they have the fat cook out

With cheeseburgers and hot dogs potato salad potato chips pickles ketchup mustard on a hero All on a sandwich. That's the sandwich That's some I like potato salad, but that's kind of gross Let's see. Really good shit. No, if you just oh, this one's good. This one might be me The fat aunt that he is chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks fries marinara And uh, that's it. Yeah That one's the heart attack right there the fried food the fat joey is posh joey turkey Melton swiss coleslaw fries russian dressing

That sounds delicious. That's so good. Okay. That's for you the fat gerry. Yeah cheese steak chicken fingers mozzarella sticks crisp bacon fried egg fries mayo ketchup salt and pepper on a hero. Do you want me to keep going? No, no no, no. It's unbelievable He's a great guy. He's a good friend of mine and uh, he's like yeah, just go just go by there and uh eat whatever you want I'll call him I would love to go I go down there. They got one right. Uh, when you do with hoy, it's a block from Well, he's got one of them. Oh, yeah. He got blocked from the fucking condo, you know, in PB.

So I walk over there, you know, late night, open. They got the great fucking screens. You can watch it, chill. People walking down that street, their grants or whatever. And I ate and I was like, oh man, I can't go here more than once, you know? They got those like, you know, the carne sata fries I like, but huge, like they got buffalo chicken fries.

I just, that's too much, even for me. I go to bed hungry sacrificing some ass. Yeah, yeah. Like I was very, like last night I went to bed like I hear my stomach growling. Yeah. Old school, I would fucking get up and. I just fucking do it.

Oh my God, I would tear shit up. But no, I'm scared now. But I could, I could eat a whole fucking meal late night. The other night, now what I do when I fly, I bring a protein shake for breakfast. Just got my system going. I go almonds. They're not the best thing.

I get almonds sometimes on the way to the flight. I just get something raw like that just cause. Yeah man. Cause the fucking food on the plane is just horrific man. Horrific, it really is. Delta was good last week. Delta was superb last week.

American wasn't that bad yesterday. Yeah. The eggstrucker. Sometimes they give you cereal and it's the best thing ever. That's it. Fucking God. I go hot cereal, you know. No, you don't want the oatmeal from the airlines.

No, not from them. I'm just saying like if I eat oatmeal during the day like at the 101 cafe, I'm full for a whole fucking day. You know? Like a whole day I'm not like, I'm starving. That shit fills you up. Bananas, fruit in there. So that's weird.

That's what's been on my turntable. It has been UFO phenomenon. I don't know why. It's really been in rotation like the last week. Does it just come to you? Cause like you go through like phases. Is it all here on the radio? Or is it just like coming to you when you're like UFO?

I'm at the fucking, I opened up the computer. I got a notebook. I put the earphones on. You're right with the music on? Sometimes I want to get thinking. Just to get the party started. And I'll put, all right, deflep it high and dry. It comes up.

Boom, I'll listen to all the way to, bring it on the heart, bring whatever on the other side. No mirror mirror. And then I'll scroll down. It's like journey or something beyond. I'll listen to that. Send them my love and journey. Breaks me down like a fucking,

like music never moved you. Like it never, it's like that kid we watched that retard jumping up and down when Tony and Naomi was doing that. I could be honest enough and say that was me. It would move me that much to see them play that song. Absolutely. You know, like that when I would go see Judas Priest, I knew what I wanted to fucking hear.

I wanted to hear victim of changes. I wanted to hear, you know, something off pretty steel. Green man, Alicia. Green man, something you want to hear. You know, he was one guy that sounded exactly the same. So did the guy from deflep it. He wasn't bad live. Dio.

Dio was good live. Dio was good. Dio was a tough pill for me. It was like, I was a traitor. Yeah. I was an Aussie guy. In fact, somebody gave me the Blizzard of Oz album. I have it at the house, the fucking promotional album.

Amazing. And I got to tell you, when he gave it to me, the bag, I didn't get his name. I don't think he left a note in the thing. I want to thank him again. I took it out and the thing that really moved me was when I looked at the album cover. I remembered the first time I looked at the album cover

and I really got to tell you guys something. That album cover kept me alive at that point in my life. Because Aussie had left Sabbath and broken up. A bunch of changes were made. And I was a limbo in my life. And all of a sudden I remember going to Bleak of Bob's. And seeing that album from behind and going, I'm going to live another fucking day.

Behind it immediately, running across the fucking tunnel and running home and putting it on. I still remember, it took me back there. Like that's when, and that's why I say, you're amazing in the sense that you still have that passion. You go to shows. I think of a show and I think of fucking work.

It's work. I got to park the car, walk two miles and walk up. That was mirroring. We're going to the stones. He's like, ah, the day's like, ah, let's don't go. And I'm like, no, we got to go. I mean, they put us on the list. He goes, yeah, but the parking and I go, it's one day.

It's one day out of 365. We drove down, we ate some fucking noodle bowl place. It was incredible. Went to a record store. We pulled in, we parked, we walked in, we got our tickets. We were 10th row or whatever. And then when we left, he was like, fuck, I'm glad you made me go.

Well, people smoking dope. Yeah. Weed and everybody was having a killer time. But yeah, it's a lot of work. And as I get older, it gets weirder. You're like, you know, this fucking guy bumping into me, spilling beer on me and all this fucking, you know, these guys with their cameras.

But after a while, I'm like, yeah, that was fucking worth it. There was one time I lived for that. Yeah. I remember going to the Nassau Coliseum in a blizzard with people you don't even know in the car. They're fucking hammered. Yeah, hammered. Driving hammered.

Hammered in those days. You're on acid in the backseat, you're 15. You're just driving. This guy just normal. This guy just got in jail. Yeah. You know, Freddie Rump. You and I had very different lives as we were teens.

Jesus Christ. You know, going to, oh my God. I still remember going to see Ted and ACDC at the garden. I'm 15 guys. It's the summer of freshman fucking year. Yeah. And, you know, you're supposed to meet three people. Yeah.

And all of a sudden you're going to meet those three people. There's another 18 motherfuckers from your neighborhood waiting for the bus to go into the city to see fucking, you know, ACDC. Also, you're on the bus yelling and screaming after people are tripping. Lee, it was a fucking adventure. It's going through the town.

The bus driver keeps looking behind the mirror at you, motherfuckers driving me crazy yelling and screaming back there. And then we fucking get over, get out of Port Authority and have to walk for all five blocks to a jungle of people, Lee. Yelling highway to hell, fucking Ted. Ah, you know, people selling weed, marijuana, marijuana. Acid, cocaine, acid, marijuana, marijuana.

Street drugs. Street drugs. You're walking through this shit, Lee. And they're just saying those things? And you're as high as fuck, Lee. You're as high as fuck. And you're three blocks away from the garden and people are fucking coming out everywhere walking,

like moving, like fucked up, like, I got marijuana for sale. I got some blood acid for sale. You know, I got Angus Young blood acid. It was fucking crazy. And now you get to the garden, now you see another patch of people that you know, come on over. Oh, shit. And they used to carry sacks in those days.

And they would put, like, valking grapes in there. The leather pouches. Yeah, the Vodabag. The Vodabag. You drink out of those. It squirted in your mouth. Oh, my God, Lee, and you'd have, like, a bottle of 150. Like, you'd have a bottle of Bushmit silver label vodka.

And you put it in, like, Mountain Dew. You empty half the Mountain Dew and put the whole bottle of vodka and then shake it up and drink that motherfucker the whole way into the city. And who wouldn't give you a beer? And let me get a beer. Boom. And all of a sudden, you got two beers in your outside.

You got two nips, a half a pint of vodka, a half a quailude, a fucking hit of acid. You're going to see AC DC open up for fucking Ted Nugent. Like, I still remember the excite. And in those days for me, it was on the minute. Like, it wasn't like, yeah, we're going to go in two months. Fuck no. What are you doing Saturday night?

We're going over. We're going to just go over and scalp like gorillas. Yeah. And next thing you know, you're in this fucking minds of square garden. AC DC's on stage. Full of smoke in the venue. Full of smoke.

Oh, my God. The whole venue is smoked. And 15. Oh, yeah. 15 the first time. Hell, yeah. 15. Don't forget about the guy out front doing the three-card

Molly, running scams on the white kids, you know, with the three cards. Remember those guys? Hey, pick the king. Pick the king. Oh, my God. I used to fuck with those guys on THC Crystal. Two months before that, I remember getting

a ride out to the mental hands to go see Frank Merino, Maragany Rush, Ted, Aerosmith, and going out there. And we were so fucked up, we had to walk home from mental hands. This was one of the first walking home. And I remember walking on Route 3, and I could still hear Ted fucking doing stranglehold. And we're walking home cars doing 90 passes. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're walking on the side of the road. Are you fucking returning? No, yeah. That was part of the fucking trip. That was part of the fucking action. You know what else I'd say, Joey? Back then, every concert venue was in the worst neighborhood.

Every one. So like, in San Fran, it was the Cal Palace. And it was just like the worst neighborhood, you know? So you had to walk through just crazy crime and everything to get to the concert hall. I went to see something in San Francisco that I don't know where I went. I like to say it was the Cal Palace.

I went to see a black gay guy called Sylvester. What? Like a concert? Yes. I've never heard of him. OK, put Sylvester YouTube. You make me feel mighty real. Or, yeah, yeah.

You want to watch the YouTube video? Yeah, this is brilliant. Guys, this is brilliant. So you make me feel mighty real? Yeah. He was big, huh? Like, Cal Palace is 15,000, 13,000-seater. No, I don't know if it was somewhere down there.

This is probably, I don't know. This is 1985. This guy had three of two huge hits. He was the first real transvestite. Wow, Sylvester, huh? Sylvester, watch this. Yeah, let's hear the hits. What song is it?

What's that? You feel mighty real? Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go. You're going to love this, guys. This guy put out two fucking jams in the 80s that were fucking classics. I'm sure I know it.

And then he went un-tooled, buddy. Look at this guy. No, no, no, wait, wait till you see this. Wait till you see Sylvester. I love it. Oh, I know this song. This is a fucking jam. This guy's a man dressed as a woman or some shit.

Wow. This is a jam, guys. It's just what? Oh, shit, oh, shit. Look at this motherfucker. Oh, shit. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What's the man?

That's a man. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh. About that time, make me feel, oh, shit. Oh. Make me feel mighty real. You make me feel.

Oh, shit. I love this song. Wow. When we, uh, look at this motherfucker now. He comes back as a black James Bond. He's Miami Vice here. That's the most interesting fucking. That's Crockett or Tub.

This guy, those two jams, I remember one night we went to the Cuckoo's mess, up in IAC, and we lit Judy Hanley's fucking stuffed animal on fire. Put it on, do you want to funk? Look at him now. Look at him now, Lee. Wow. Look at him now.

Multi-mooks. OK, so, Sylvester, do you want to funk? This is the jam, Jack. This is the one that put him over the top. Never saw that guy. I never saw that guy. He was the first real fucking gay guy. I like that.

Just busted motherfuckers out. Wow. So great. That's totally from that Donna Summer era, that sound, you know? Right here. Look at Sylvester, the extended mix. That's the one, baby. Put that on for your uncle Joe.

You motherfuckers are going to learn something today. Here we go. Oh, that's so beautiful. Go back. Go back. See if it. There's got to be one. Go to that one here.

Popcorn show. Yeah, put on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tired. Here we go. Check him out. All right. That's the one, Lee.

That one was muted, too. I like Lee. Did you speak Lee? That's me. That one was muted, too. Here we go. Here we go. Listen to this.

This is listening to the beams. Yeah, guys. This is tremendous, guys. Kick it up, Lee. Oh, shit. Uncle Joe is dead. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. This is tremendous, guys. This is really fucking. Kind of sounds like craft work a little, you know? Mechatronica. Oh, shit. Can't get Lee. OK.

Listen to this, Lee. Just break it down. Oh, shit. Here we go, Lee. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go.

Now he's really break it down, Lee. Break that. Go back to the summer of 84. Break down, Lee. Listen to that. I went to see this fucking Latin concert. I love that you went to see him. And I had one of the best nights of my life.

San Francisco? 85, summer of 85. Wow. I went to see him. Did you go solo? Did you go solo with a Cuban dude that didn't know music? We just went down there. His name is Bambusi.

He was a Cuban refugee in the 79, the ones with the Killers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was one of those guys. Great guy. The Scarface guys. Yeah, but he was dark skinned. Good guy, ran with him in the daytime. Did you, were you living in San Fran?

I was living in the Tenderloin. Oh, yeah, I talked to you about that. Yeah, I was living down there and I was working. I was living in where the whatever is now, where the international kids come and stay. Yeah, yeah, hostels. They used to be the Virginia Hotel. Right.

That's classic. You pay like $129 a week, a weekly. It may become and clean up your room. Yeah, weeklies. Weeklies, tremendously. The fourth one, I robbed the whole building. I used to steal the keys from the main. There was a book you could live in the building.

I robbed them on a weekly through the football season. Loaded with roaches down there. No, at this time, there was no roaches at that room. There was a black guy that sat across from me every night. The gayest black guy ever, he shaved his head and put on wigs. Was it this dude? No, no, it only.

Was he like a hooker? I don't know what he did, but all he did was put on that girl by Stevie Wonder. Wow. Put on that girl by Stevie Wonder. So many hookers down there, you know. Up the block. The Virginian, up that O'Farrell, whatever it is,

a block up towards a couple blocks up, like four blocks. I would have to get a hooker, because I used to take the bus from up the corner to go to Haight Ashbury. I had a job at Rockin' Robbins. So it would take me from there to Haight Ashbury, right to the end by the park.

Long bus ride. Right by Burger King on McDonald's on the corner. Yeah, the Green McDonald's. The Green McDonald's. So I would see that. This guy would leave his curtain open, and he would put a thong on, and do like this, Lee.

Oh, you can see him in his window? I would see him, and I would just sit there watching Mission Impossible, a little TV they gave me, and I'd sit there with my girlfriend at the time, giggling, and he would just do this for hours. Wow.

What year was that? 85, August of 85. Were you doing comedy then? Fuck no. I was doing straight up criminals. And he just, he would dance for this for hours, but he would start like an Indian pose,

do that thing with his neck. Cobra dance. And he would put no T-shirt on, he'd put like butter on his body or something. Cocoa butter. Really fucked up. Fucked up. Cobra dance.

Fucked up. Good old days in San Francisco. I was a fucking young man. You know how many things could have happened to me? No, man. You don't know how many fucking things I saw then down there. How many things could,

you think about your life and you know, I'm not gonna, and well, you know, no. There was nights I walked up blocks and I saw some wild shit night, and I've been on a lot of streets in New York, and I didn't see the shit I saw in San Francisco.

85. There used to be a movie theater, up the block from there, below the bus station, where there's all the action on the car, the train goes down that street. There used to be a movie theater. Oh yeah, the indie theater there?

There used to be a movie theater where it was like three Clint Eastwood movies for five to two bucks, and they had to own two movies. I saw people trying to row people in there one time. Even the movie theater in that neighborhood, you had to be fucking careful. That was a neighborhood that I think till today,

and I go, I got out of there without getting stabbed. Yeah, that place is getting stabbed. That was where the guy, like the fucking night stalker was staying. That's where he was getting weed right on that fucking corner. So this neighborhood just had this aura around it. Do you think there was a difference between the cities?

Could he pinpoint it between New York and San Francisco? At that time, no, I got down. In San Francisco in 85, as a man, I'm telling you this, I got down. I got fucking down. I woke up. You know what that means? That I got up every morning with zero in my pocket.

And one way or another, I made it happen. That's a scary way to fucking live. And I had to pay a big if I went in that corner every day. But to hang on that corner in those days, somebody had to get a 10 spot, a five, a bottle of booze, something had to get something out of you. So I knew that going in.

And whatever the flavor of the day was, some days I was selling weed, some days I was selling stolen jewelry. I spoke Spanish, I spoke English and Spanish. So whatever they wanted to move on the English side, they had to go through me and I took 20% and I, it was a fucking, I was getting down up there. Seriously, I think about the four or five months I lived there,

I got copped up one time. That's where my first department was, my own apartment. It was on Pine and Larkin, right there in the lawn. And they tried to trick you to move in there. They call it Lower Knob Hill. Lower Knob Hill, you fucking asshole. But it was, there was an alley there and it's still there called Frank Norris, Frank Norris Alley.

And if you parked in that alley, your car would become a, like it was like a, your car became a whorehouse. Like these guys would break the window and just blow dudes in your car all night, you know? And so you go down in the night and you go, oh, your car would just have condoms and junk all in it.

You know, so no one wanted to park on Frank Norris Alley. That's where they do their tricks. That's terrible. They were fucked. That was fucked up. They break a window and use your car as just a blow job station on Frank Norris Alley and Pine Street, man.

It says Pine and Larkin, right behind me was the hospital. Did they at least use the back seat? I think it was back seat. I could, I could, But they'd use it all night. They called it a back seat. They'd use it all night and he'd be like,

and I'd walk down the alley and I'd be like, ah, someone's car, you know, it was just gross, man. And right behind me was the hospital. So it was just crime all night and then ambulances, just, you know, all fucking night. And eventually you just never heard it anymore. And my rent was like 225, you know, for a studio. I was like, this is great.

Got my own place. So 97, 97 and a half, I'm living in Seattle. And me and the girl, we reconciled, we were gonna move to LA and start a new life and a new love life. This fucking crazy stripper buys a trailer. Oh man, I got, I got one of the, like you live in it? Right, that we live in.

Her plan is, let's go down there and let's take a chance with you and we'll live in this trailer until we get money from the apartment. Okay, wow. We buy this fucking trailer. Is it one you tow or one you drive? When we drive, for a little thing,

we got a dog with us. Oh man. She's still stripping. We leave Seattle. We go to San Francisco. We hit boom, we hit Seattle. I don't know, I forget the route, but when San Francisco,

and all of a sudden I looked down the corner and I see our car break away from the trailer. And all of a sudden we're just sliding down the fucking hill and the axle broke. So we had to get a tow to the gas station one in the morning, $400 to tow the fucking thing. We had to go get the excellent shit in the car, the Mazda.

And where we parked at night, they would have an open mic in front of the fucking trailer all night. I'm talking about in the street. It was just, they were all night playing guitars out there. They would knock on the fucking door. It was brutal. It was four days,

because in the daytime we'd give them the trailer and we had to leave with the Mazda. Then we'd come back at night and that's where we lived and took a shower. It was fucking brutal. We were fucking lights out there. I was scared. She didn't have a fucking gun near the night.

I got turned around by the airport yesterday. And there's like a bunch of, you think North Hollow Park is a lot? There's like streets of them down there. It's like, streets of trailers? Yeah, it's just crazy. It's crazy.

I don't know. It's better than being homeless. I don't know, are they homeless? Well, I wouldn't live by the fucking airport if I had a home in Beverly Hills, do you think? Yeah. Yeah, man, it's, I've never seen that anywhere else in the country.

Like just trailer RVs. It's every one of the country. Yeah. People who've decided to say, I don't want to pay taxes on a home no more. I'm going to figure out a way to buy an RV. Yeah. You know, you get a little type of electricity

from the sun, whatever the fuck you get paid is, you know, you live in a place like this that you only need to turn the heat on two weeks a year. Really, if you're living out there, they park by North Hollywood, they lower the steps, they exercise,

they clean it out, they air it out. Yeah. If you got to take a shit, you take a shit, you can take a Puerto Rican shower in there, or get a subscription to the YMCA, lift weights and take a shower in there.

There's always a way to fucking survive. There is, man. That's why they go by the YMCA, because they go in there, lift some weight, stay in shape for $59 a month. They got a shower, they can take two showers a day, they can go back at six o'clock and over your question,

like a jump in the pool, do two laps and take a fucking shower. That's what I didn't see out. Just join the gym when you're homeless. You go in there, they got Q-tips. If it's a classy gym, they got Q-tips, shampoo, a blow dryer,

they don't have gel and, you know, hamer or juice and all that shit. You got to top that on your own. Yeah, man. I was thinking like, you know, you find like a piece of land, somebody's selling that they can't put an actual home on it. Say like up in Beechwood Canyon under the sign,

and you buy one of those Airstreams, I was telling like Rogan, the small one, you know, like Sean Penn was living in one, when his house burned down in Malibu, but like the one you see on Rockford Files or whatever, and you just drop it down and you got power and everything, and you're just living up there, man.

You're in the Hollywood Hills, but you're in an Airstream. I always started like the house Mel Gibson had and Mel and I, and leaked a weapon. He had the trailer on the fucking beach. Where's that in California? Yeah, that's exactly like Rockford Files. He lived by himself. No fucking neighbors, no nothing.

I want to know what the fuck that is. I buy a piece of the beach and live on the beach, or you swear it's a trailer, something happens, typhoon, whatever. You're fucking in China by boat, you know what I'm saying? And no taxes. No taxes, you're off the ground. Yeah, I want to know what the hell that is.

Even on the beach, women running naked in front of there. Who the fuck, where is this shit in California? That's what I'm talking about, but Hollywood Hills, so you're actually living with primo views of like the ocean and everything. Maybe you buy the land for like a hundred grand, the trailer's 40, and then you get the hookups and shit. They got a killer shower in them, they're beautiful.

They got a plasma screen in them like that. Let me tell you something, I'm a feature act today. I'm a feature act. I got some, you know, I want to disappear for a while. Yeah. That's a smart move. I know. Get out of the rent, you could sell those things.

If you take care of this fucking thing, you could sell those things. People buy those things all the time. All the time. So what, you lose a thousand bucks or 12, well you drive across the country and do comedy for two years. Yeah.

You put everything you own in there, no fucking rent. You got a mailbox out here that your brother sends you, your mail once a fucking month. That's, you know, when you're starting comedy, that's the secret. People always go, well, I got a date. I know, you're going to keep your day job. Yeah.

But from now on in, you got to figure out, what's your nut every month, $2,200? Low overhead. You're done. Yeah. $2,200, you're done. That's true. You got to get your overhead down to six.

Yeah. Six. Yeah. You know, the car's got to be paid for. You know, you got a tenor that's going to go, you take care of it and change the oil and fix the tires. You know, you got a car somewhere along the line, but you're picking up fucking nickels.

You know, you're picking up nickels on the road, working for the funny bone on it. That's it. William, you're picking up. 600 bucks a week. 600 bucks a fucking week. What are you going to do with that? Yeah.

That half of that's your plane ticket. Five fifties, your plane ticket. 430, 390 is your fucking plane ticket. Yeah. So, how do you eliminate that? You get yourself low overhead, you know, you get yourself a car that you could creep in the back, bitch. Yeah.

And some places have a condo, and some places will give you a hotel, but whoever does it, at least you're covered. You got everything you need back there. Stove, just don't go back there in the winter. Yeah, exactly. Eliminate the fucking winters in your life. Yeah, yep.

Have you guys ever considered doing what Tom Rhodes did? Because I just, I saw him last night for the first time. Yeah, I just talked to him. He was great, he was great. But I like, I can't, he traveled constantly. 10 years straight, he told me. Said everything was in storage, and he recently got an apartment in LA.

First time in 10 years, though. First time in 10 years. All the stuff was in storage, he said. So he's in London four months, then he'd do the States for three months, and then Australia, and Ireland. So he's married, and she travels with him. I guess so, yeah.

Right, she works as, she doubles as his manager. Right. So that's the, that's, you know, listen, when you get old, I mean, he, he's a savage. He's always been a savage. You know, when you told me you saw him, I knew you loved him. Yeah, I never seen him. That guy's a real fucking comic.

I've seen him on podcasts, but I've never seen his comic, he was a serial comic. He's a fucking savage. That's 20 years plus, the real fucking deal. Hasn't stopped, had a TV show, the whole bullshit, the hair. Still fucking, he got no hair now. And he's still, I remember him when he had long hair,

like fucking Rudy Sarzo, and White Snake. Yeah, we look at early pictures of fucking. Wow, I didn't know he was a long hair. Go ahead, take a pic, show a picture of. Early Tom Rhodes. Early Tom Rhodes, you gotta, you'll die. That's dope. Tom Rhodes looked like a rocker.

If you saw Tom Rhodes out, you're like, what the fuck? You know who he looked like? Vivian Campbell. Wow. You didn't know that? No, cause I only know him with the short hair and the black, where in the black? No, you're gonna die.

Tom Rhodes, early Tom Rhodes. Wow. Had long hair and shit, fucking thin. Type in long hair, Tom Rhodes. Oh, there we go. You thought he was a rocker. You thought he was a rocker. Look at this, you're gonna die, guys.

This was when I first met Tom Rhodes. This is what Tom Rhodes looked like. Oh, I'm ready. That's cool. When he had his TV show, that was just. See, I think this is him. Yeah, there he is. Well, right there?

Yeah. Wow. That's hanging with Mr. Rhodes. There he goes. Whoa, that is him. Wow. So he had like a CBS show or something? He had an NBC show, I think.

Wow, what is that, like 80s or early 90s? This is early 90s. What happened was they had success with Tim Allen. So all the networks picked up. Different comics. Right, they picked up him. Margaret Cho got picked up. Somebody else got picked up.

Wow. And I think his show lasted two or three seasons. He was great on the show. That's some good money. They canceled the show, you know, and then you're at the improbable night. That's when I met him. I had, he was in Seattle.

When I was in Seattle, like he would go up there. He had Mitch Hedberg with friends and shit like that. And then I came to the improv one night. He was there after the show got canceled. And we did a spot and then we always talked and then we reconnected in Houston. Yeah. He's always been a comics comic.

Yeah, that's cool, man. I met him a couple of years ago in Vegas and a great guy, funny as hell. Yeah, that guy is always, he's always, I mean, I can't. He lived, he had a TV show in London. No one would have thought. Did you know that? I knew he was big in London,

like he was working over there, you know, for like, he said he does like four or five months straight. He had a TV show over there. Oh, I didn't know. You know what he had on as his guest, cause I saw the episode. Yeah. The guy from the singer of the Twilight Zone.

The singer of Twilight Zone? Yeah, in the band. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they also have the other jam. They got two big time jams. Yeah. The other one's driving a car,

so let me give him some shout outs, fuck. Dean, you were there last night. Who went on Afterdrawer? Mmm. Mmm. After, oh. He said he was like Gerard in 10 years. He's like, and Gerard?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, and Smith. Oh, he was funny too. Yeah, he's really funny. All right, let me do these fucking shout outs. Happy birthday, Oscar Nunez. A big shout out to my people, Death Squad, Ohio, thank you for coming out.

Andrew Big Murph and his beautiful girlfriend, Andrea. I want to give a shout out to my girl, Millie Dom, forget me the job. Great little young comic. Fucking, just a neat little guy. I had a nice time working with him. Ivan Salinas, James Morrison, J. Yonitos, my main man, Michael Kern.

Mike, you're parish, and like I said, Oscar Nunez, happy fucking birthday to you. Happy birthday, Oscar. What's going on with you, Tarzan? What do you got planned for the rest of the week? You're lucky. I gave you a fucking bye tonight, you know what I'm saying?

You didn't give me a bye. You got a fucking bye tonight. Jesus Christ, we got a kid a little tomorrow. Who gives a fuck? You're gonna sweat the ass it up and you're ready for Sunday. Don't you want to do a warm up before I hurry? Why would I want to do a warm up?

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