Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #384 - Dean Delray

Episode Date: May 30, 2016

Dean Delray, Comedian and Host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.  This podcast is brought to you by:   Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.    Recorded live on 05/29/2016.


This show is brought to you by Datsusara, go to dsgear.com and use codeword joey to get 5% off of their extremely high quality functional gear made with hemp textiles. They have bags, gees, rash guards and much, much more. Go to dsgear.com and use codeword joey to get 5% off and go to onit.com and use codeword church to save 10% on all of their great optimization products like Alphabrand, New Mood, Shroom Tech Immune and Shroom Tech Sport. Uncle Joey, Lisa Yat, Dean Del Rizzi, Little Music, Little Sunday Night Fillin, Happy Memorials Day What's happening you bad motherfuckers? Uncle Joey here. Thank you for the special edition Memorial

Day podcast here. We want to get out of the way. We don't want to fuck with your data mom. We got my main man, Dean Del Rizzi, with a pulled muscle in his fucking throat because it sounds good. It's crazy. That's a muscle hooker pulls and shit. Only two people pull that muscle hookers and singers. Which one of you cocks that? Yeah, man. It's so true. It's so weird. Like you just, like I was supposed to do a podcast really last week and I just wake up and my neck, the left muscle on my neck was just completely, felt like it was paralyzed. I was like, whoa, what the fuck is this? And all day I was waiting to do the podcast. I was like, I don't think I can go do this. It's just flared up. And I was like, oh, that's cancer. You know, everything's cancer.

Everything's fucking cancer. Everything is. Everything is from me. I had a fat ball in my neck right in here. Yeah. And whenever I would go to the comedy store and I would talk and get excited, the fat ball would swell up. It took me a fucking month and a half to go down to that doctor and see the sign there. Yeah. Cause you're scared, right? Fucking petrified. I had one of those fat balls right here in my arm right here. Petrified. You don't know what the fuck to hear. And he went and they did some tests. He said it was malignant. No cancer. Then I had to wait six weeks and fucking go down there. And that's the whole time. You don't know what. So would it grow like right away or would it just throw the day? So I would feel it in there. I would feel like just the top. And once

I did something to get my heart rate up, it would come out right between my collarbones. It would just come up like I had a little lump. My lump, my little baby hump. I had a little hump on my fucking neck. I could have put like a happy face and it was starting to scare the shit out of me. I know. And I had a couple of people touch it and they're like, listen, just go down there. You have insurance. What do you give a fuck? Yeah. Yeah. I hear you. I got popped out and I'm really fucking happy. I did it. You know, when you go down to the doctor, like you said, everything is cancer. Yep. I went a couple of weeks ago. I had to do the scan from my brain to do the nose surgery. Oh yeah. They're like, we look for all this shit. That's what I need to come in for a

nose fucking injection. And next, you know, I got brain fucking cancer. I didn't know about it. All that shit, especially when you smoke reefer. Yeah. Never fucking mind when you smoke reefer and do a drug that sets off paranoia in your mind. Wow. It just sets off. Yeah. I had done the work done and I was convinced that my whole jaw had shifted. I took three or four stars and I was just going too high. My whole jaw shifted. They messed up. You know what I was doing to the guy, Joey? He goes, he's feeling on my neck and he goes, and I go, I don't know, dude, because I was online. And he's like, dude, it's a fucking pulled muscle. He's like, I know I'm a doctor. You're just like, he's got to be wrong. You can't just be a pulled muscle. But as you get older, pulled

muscles, he's all you got basically a brutal Charlie horse in your neck. So imagine, you know, like when you try to run with a Charler's, you can't run. It's the same thing. Same fucking thing. He goes, you got it in your neck. And I was like, as soon as they tell you that, all of a sudden, they're like, Oh, cool. You just leave like, all right, Charlie horse. It's so weird what the public perceives as a singer. Yeah. You know, and to be a singer and longevity of a singer, it takes so much fucking work. I read something one and all the great voices for Elison. Robert Plant is not the same Robert Plant we had 30 years ago. His voice became something else. Rod Stewart is hit and miss. Ozzy Osbourne, I don't know what the fuck to

think anymore. But a voice is like a back. You never know when it's going to go. And the care that goes into a voice, like when you talk to a real singer, like a guy that like Halford, yeah, Halford, for example, still sounds great. I don't know. I haven't seen him live. I don't know if he still sounds like the 81 Halford. He crushed it. So I'm like eight months ago. And like, we just think they go off on stage like right now Sabbath is on tour. And because of their age, they do a show and they take a show off. They do a show, you know, in the 80s, if you went to a concert in the 70s and the 60s, these guys did four or five nights a week. Nobody knew about taking care of your throat. You had witch tales, which was that what they call like, you

know, gargoyle with salt and honey, which, you know, stories about the road, old school remedies. But when you find a real singer who takes care of themselves, like really like no smoking, know this, you know, they really put a scarf around their neck. You don't know how much work goes into being a fucking singer. You know, when you do coke, it destroys your throat completely, destroys your throat. You hear it as you're talking, do two lines of coke. They're sitting purple, they'll come to you after a few years and go, I know when you're on coke, because your voice changes. Totally. What happens to it? It changes. You get a drip. Couple lines. And it numbs your voice. Numbs your vocal cords. So all those dudes that did tons of blow while they sang,

supposedly that's, that's why I'll tell you what, I tell you who had a great voice. I never saw him when he had a great voice. When, by the time I got to see him, his voice was shot over the years. He's brought it back. And that's Chris Cornell. Oh yeah. Not to fucking slaves and bulldozers back. But he keeps it at a moderate level. Then you learn the tricks. Totally. Then you learn the singer's tricks, how to do smaller places. You change the songs around to a lower voice. Well, does it just start going or is it, can it just go? Can you just wake up one day and not have a voice anymore? It can completely go. If you don't warm up, you got to warm up. And as I went to the vocal doctor a couple of days ago, I've been singing like all my life, you got to warm up.

If you don't warm up, it's exactly like going and playing football in the NFL. You're going to pull stuff and shit. And what happens is it just gets shot and tired, you know? And, and even with podcasting and doing comedy, we're talking for hours and hours and hours, which is, you know, when you're in regular job or whatever, you've just talked to your coworker like, Oh, I was at a party and then you'd work in and you talk, but we're talking for hours, you know, and then imagine singing for a couple hours. Then you're fired up. You get off stage and you're on the tour bus talking, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. You got AC going. It's drying out your voice. And, and then you're not getting proper sleep. You're eating like shit. And next

thing you know, you add alcohol. Oh, it dries out your voice to the fucking content. Because see, it's tough enough doing that shit. Once you add the alcohol and the booze and the bad food and the no sleep. Jesus fucking Christ ever. That's it. It's over. And that's basically the life you have to lead. Yeah. That's basically let's go in 2004 and three when I went, let's just say the Houston. I got the Houston on a Tuesday. Okay. The week started on Wednesday through Sunday. You did all fucking one, two, four, six, seven, seven or eight shows. That's eight hours. I ate like shit. You know, I didn't sleep because I did blow out of the seven nights. I did blow five nights. So my sleeping was uninterrupted. You know, that takes a toll. You know, talking to people,

not sleeping, eating greasy food, not doing vitamins, not even breaking a sweat. You know, the time I would break a sweat in those days when I was snorting coke, it was like new coke, new coke was pushing out the old coke. That's it. I had new coke pushing out the fucking old coke. Opening up the pores. Yeah, you really can't. Eventually you get sick. Yeah, another thing. Another thing that people do wrong and they never know this, but you know, when you hear people clearing their throat all the time where they're going, yeah, that's the worst thing you can do for your voice because it bangs the vocal cords together. And as you keep doing that, the banging together creates like a callus, which is known as a vocal node, and that thing gets rock hard,

and then you can't sing anymore. So these guys are constantly clearing their throat. It's just going bang, bang, bang. That's why a lot of singers drinking tea, they're using ricolas and stuff to keep their voice, you know, lubed. So whenever I feel something weird in my throat, instead of doing that, I would just drink some water or something and it'd be, you know, you're fine. But every time you clear your throat, you're banging the vocal cords together. And it's the worst thing you can do. It's crazy. You know, it's great to talk to somebody. I love music, but I'm not a musician. Right. So I really don't know. I can't have any justification at any level. The shit I talk about music. But when I talk to you, it's so weird. The other day I spoke to you and I got off the

phone with you and I was so happy to talk to you the other morning because I live vicariously through you. Yeah. I was telling my friend last week, I had to like break it down till I go, a Vils, his name is a Vils. I don't Vils listen, you're my brother, and I love you to death. Let me tell you what's going on with me. What's going on with me is I love concerts and I love music. I never stopped loving music. It was the concert experience that got on my nerves for a while. You know what I'm saying? The last few concerts I went to, I see where it became money oriented. It's like I tell people now, I love doing stand-up. But this part of stand-up, I fucking can't stand. I can't stand going to a town and having to count chairs and

selling sheets, seats, and I hate all that shit. I just want to do comedy and 98% of bands that get into it. At the end of the day, they'll tell you, listen, I don't give a fuck if I live in a basement, under a basement, and never have any money. I just want to play music just that high. I would sacrifice all that family 401k to just play live music. That's the same thing that happens using comedy. You do it one day and you're like, you know what? I'm quitting my day job. And people say, well, how are you going to live? How are you going to pay Lee Rent? We'll figure it out. It's four-ten a month. That's $102.50 a week. I'll find that on the street. I can sneeze that shit. You can sneeze that shit. It's really crazy how you, I was at a light today,

and I was like, wow. I never knew that I would do what I'm doing with comedy today. I never knew, I never really knew. At the end of the night, I was like, who the fuck was I kidding? That's why I made the moves I made, because you had that certain confidence to jump into it. But anyway, with all that shit, I was thinking about, you told me your itinerary for the week, and you were talking about, you were going to go to see this band, you were going to see the who, you're trying to scout tickets. Do I know anybody who's got a ticket connection for the who? You're going to see somebody else? And it's like I live through you vicariously. I have two friends, two musicians, three of them. One guy still goes to shows. He's a great musical guy. But when he

goes to a show, he thinks about it too much. And it drives me crazy, but I can't lie to you. I have the same thing. You know what I'm saying? When I go to a show, I go to be critical. You know, like half of me is critical. Like the singer, first couple of times I went to a show, a live show, was Ted Nugent, Aerosmith, Frank Marino. And I went to see something else. And I remember that both times are left upset. Even when I went to see the Stones the first time with Farina, Farina was exquisite. Farina did the songs, how they were playing on the album. So Farina did everything to the tee. When I went to see the Stones, they were completely different than what they were doing. There were some songs, like, you know, their ballads, like Beast of Bird,

and shit like that, that were to the money, a couple little offtakes, but Shattered and a couple other songs are completely different than what I was used to. I didn't like that. Too fast. Yeah. The only band I liked that did that was Led Zeppelin. Right, yeah. And the song means the same. They took those songs, they switched them around. And if you, you're like, what the fuck is this? But I, the reason I'm talking to you about singers is because sometimes you hear a band on your album and you go see the singer live and you're like, Oh, my fucking God, this is God awful. Yeah. Yeah. This is God awful. They had a lot of studio shit in his fucking voice, you know. Yeah. Well, I mean, you, you spoke about last week, I forget the name of the award,

but Britney Spears lip syncing. Yes. What would you prefer as a fan? Go to a show and see someone lip syncing or go and see someone who just can't sing? Oh, I want it horrible if it's going to be horrible. I don't want fake, you know? That's why I'm there to see live. I'm there to see a live concert. And it's, it's a lot like, like racing or, you know, motocross or something. It's either going to be spectacular. It's going to be a crash, you know, but that, but that's the live feeling of like, Oh my God, I saw those guys in the third song, the guitar player was just wasted, you know, whatever it is back in the day. Now it's, it's, it's business now. It's business. The reason why I was so mad last week watching that Lee was because A, I took time out of my day to

watch that and it smacked me in the face. And number two, and my man, he'll, oh, I saw a priest more than anybody grown up. Like I went to see him a lot. Like I had all the other bands. I saw DC three or four times, but priests for some reason, we always ended up going and out of all those times. I went to see him in 81, 82, and he sang Solar Angels. And he sang it from the side. And he sang it from the side and I was real close to him. And believe it or not, I could hear the energy from his voice. I could hear the, the last flowing particles of his energy from his voice. And I was blown away. So at the Palladium, which at that time, I don't know what the fuck it sat, let's pretend it sat 800 people, small venue. Then I saw him, I think at the middle ends.

And he pretty much did the same thing in reverberated, whatever the fuck smart people use, you know, echoes and shit. My point being Britney Spears has had a show in Las Vegas for the last how many years? Yeah, like three years signed another contract. Okay, Janet Jackson. I went to see a music thing one time at the University of Denver. Some guy, a choreographer spoke about touring. And what happens when high profile acts that move around a lot, Madonna, Janet Jackson, when you start the tour, before the tour starts, you have six weeks of rehearsal. And everybody comes in like a fat fuck. Yeah, everybody comes in out of shape. Few people come in in shape. Everybody comes in out of shape. And you start doing the songs and learning the dance rehearsals.

And everybody's huffing and puffing. But throughout that, you're gaining cardio. So at the beginning of the tour, at the beginning of a Janet Jackson tour, it's noted that 75% of the music on stage is lip sync, either music backed, or the singer enhancing her voice on stage. By the end of the tour, she's doing 90% on her own. She's caught up with the cardio, the air is there, the whole thing. Britney Spears has been in Las Vegas for three years doing the same stupid fucking songs. You mean to tell me she's still lip syncing after all this fucking time? That's what I think about when I watch that music. That all the fucking money she makes, she's still fucking lip syncing. And don't tell me Justin Bieber wasn't lip syncing fucking either,

okay? The chubby chick on the fucking thing, God bless her. Oh Adele. Pink. Pink. God bless her. That's another one who can't sing. Adele can't sing. Adele can't sing live. She's like Connor McGregor, the secret's getting out. She can't sing fucking live. She can't do it. I haven't seen it live. I saw it and she blamed it on the microphone, this and this. And then I put on 19, whatever, the Almond Brothers live from whatever. And I've seen it, if any of them microphones fell into the piano, and if anybody claimed responsibility after the show, that's the world I come from. You know, she went out there fucking tunes were breaking, cats were jumping out windows and shit, glass was breaking. And she's blaming on the fucking microphone. Now I know she sings

great in studio, but if I'm going to go pay a deuce to go see this milkshake bitch, I better fucking, you know, she's an opera singer, belt it out, you fat fuck. She's going to tell me the next day she dropped the fucking microphone in the fucking piano. What do I give a fuck? You think Greg Almond ever did that? You think fucking Robin Plant ever woke up and called the Daily News and said, I dropped the microphone in the fucking piano. You heard what you heard, because it was real. It's a different world, you know, it's just so weird because also, now they have the most state of the art gear, they got like in-ear monitors, and they only have to sing like, you know, up in Chesapeake, man, like that low, you know,

but our gods, they had, they were battling fucking Jimmy Page's five Marshall amps, shitty sounding. By the way, did you see that video of the drum outtakes? Oh, go look for it, Lee. John Bonham's drum outtakes from into the door. Oh, man. I almost called you, but it was two in the morning. To hear that man play the drums. Yeah. I always, I don't get insulted, but I look at people weird when they make accusations against

Led Zeppelin. Oh, it's crazy. And people have the YouTube videos and you listen to YouTube videos and they're right there in front of you, you know, the accusations are right there in front of you. You know, Carl Lisbon said years ago, he used to say, I don't steal jokes, I just make them better. And some people laugh. I think Led Zeppelin thought that in their mind sometimes. But as musicians, John Paul Jones was a monster. I mean, a fucking monster guys in that Prince level. Yeah, right here. Look at this. It's not artistic. I just want you to hear the thunder.

Look at it. Look how cool he looks. First of all, look at that fucking man. Right. Here we go. You ready? Yeah. Lee is going deep on mushrooms right now. Oh, Lee's on mushrooms. Killer. I did some, they haven't affected me like they did Lee.

Yeah, it stops moving. It stops moving. I love it. Yeah. Crack this, Lee. That's the sound of Lee's heart rate right there. So cool, man. 1979. I said, Lee, before I get a fuck, my head explodes.

That shit is insane. That's insane. That's insane. How good of a fucking drummer this guy was and people still talk shit. I think he squashes a lot of people. So that's just his track? That's just him rehearsing warming up to rehearse. What happened with the hoodies? And I'm going to sing.

Oh, okay. Here's what I did last week. On Tuesday, I saw the cure at the Hollywood Bowl. How were they? Fifth row, they played 33 songs and this fucking guy sang every one of them He sang five flawless, dude. I mean, you know, just coming out love cuts, you know, just there is like 63 or whatever he is just killing it, man. I mean, the two, you know, the two, they have so many fucking hits.

Even if the cure is not your flavor, you cannot deny the songwriting, man. That there was so many fucking hits, then the next night I go to see the who. It was me, Biddle Cone, and Spicer, that co-host on my podcast, Kristen Spicer. We go to the Staples. I get some free tickets. We got these cool like up high seats right by the stage where you can just sit down and like a movie and look down. They open with who are you.

And it was unbelievable. And after the first song, Townsend goes, I just want to let you guys know that this is going to be a greatest hit show. We're going to play 23 hits and they played 23 fucking hits, man. You forget them all. I can see for miles. Oh, I forgot about that. I can see for miles.

And they played Tommy. Yeah, Tom, they played, they played Pinball Wizard. They played Mama has a squeeze box. They played fucking Quadrophenia. Quadrophenia, my, my generation. The real me. No, they did not. Yeah.

The real me. Oh, I would have jumped. Rain on me. Yeah, that's too much. Eminence front. Oh, I love that one, even though it's 82. I fucking love Eminence front. I love that shit.

But that's the tour I went to see. Me too. I almost went to see him in 76 with who are you almost. I was a little on the young side and I'm not going to lie. Nobody at that time. I was still stuck on Zeppelin and and the who came to town and New York lit up and all my friends went to see the who and we were going to go over. And I said, you know what?

I'm going to stay down the hill. So somebody's dead. I'm not going to go see the fucking who and I always regret it. That was the Keith Mann one. And then I went to see him again with Kenny Jones, Kenny Jones and not the go-go's, but it was the clash. And the clash opened. The clash opened and Dexter Point Dexter was the fucking

who was from the New York Dolls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the fuck he was and he opened David, Joe Hanson, David, Joe Hanson. We went out to Long Island and we had a good time. I had T bone Burnett, the clash and the who open call. See him where the A's play. It was the first farewell tour 82. That was a farewell tour.

That was their farewell tour. Yep. It's hilarious because I tweeted. I tweeted last week in 82. I saw the who on their farewell tour and Wednesday I'm seeing them again. So I guess they were just kidding back then. It's like, come on. But that tour was great, man.

Kenny Jones on drums from the faces. And of course, a lot of people were like, Oh, no, Keith Moon. But man, they lit it up. They lit it up on that farewell 82 tour. And the clash crushed it. It was combat rock tour. You know, rock to Casbah. My God.

Yeah. Fuck. Today is in 1983 was the us festival. Yes. I went to that. And today's the anniversary of the metal day. How many years ago was 83? So day one, the clash headlined.

I went day two, Van Halen headlined and day three, David Bowie headline. Now, for people don't know, this was my generation's Woodstock. That's funny. It was in May of 83. I mean, from fucking missing persons. Yeah. Stray cats. Stray cats.

Minute work. I mean, it was just three fucking days. I'm living in Aspen, Colorado. I'm watching on MTV. Oh, yeah. MTV broadcasted it. This is when MTV was really cool. They didn't have black kids knocking up white chicks, crying throughout the whole

fucking show about what's going to happen to Lee Roy. I don't fucking know, but he ain't coming back. No jerseys, shit. No jerseys, shit. It was Jersey Rock. This was when it was MTV 83, you know. It was great. Lee's a young man, but and Lee, your head's going to explode.

Lee can't even think about this. Like there's conversations I have with Lee, especially tonight with the mushrooms. I still remember senior year in high school going to meet my friends to talk about MTV. Yeah. What just happened. Well, it wasn't as big. I think it was probably on its way up. But when I was in elementary school, I used to go home because TRL was on.

I'm sure that was the dying. That was not even on. Not even thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Not even thinking about it. Yeah. TRL was never even a thought.

In those days at the top of every hour, it was either Nina Blackwood, the black chick, the white dude with the fucking Mark Goodman, the black dude. I'm sorry, not a black chick. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Black dude who died. Yeah. The young Irish JJ, whatever.

Yep. And they each had ships. Now, in those days, you were just starting to party, starting to do blow. You come home at three in the morning. Listen, you can have a conversation. And at the top of the hour, you went to the TV to see what video was going to come up. Yeah. Yeah.

Put on Pat Benatar. No, hit me with your best shot. No. Who's going to run? Oh, yeah. You better run. Yeah. Put on you better run.

I would sit there at the school. Yeah. In her, in her spandex. And at that time, she had two videos that were rocking. Lee, wake up, cocksucker. Lee's on it. Lee's on it. We had, she had what you're going to do to my heart, whatever the fuck that was.

Yeah. And she had a song called. Yeah. Hit me with your best shot. Hello. I'm going to follow you. I'm going to follow you. Here, put on, again, put on Pat Benatar.

I'm going to follow you, Lee. This is a very obscure video. First of all, a lot of people don't even remember Pat Benatar. Pat Benatar has like 10 arms. Is she sick? No, I said she's so great. At that time, guys. Do you want to watch the video?

Yeah, yeah. Pat Benatar, I'm going to follow you. At that time, there was a fusion going on. These bands that you didn't expect had these tremendous guitarists that were cutting line of heavy metal guitar. Whether it was Billy Idol, it was, he was cutting line. Jake, Jake, what's his name? No, you got Steve Stevens.

Steve Stevens. Jakey, Jake. Yeah. All right, right here. Jakey, I'll hit it. Hit it. Yeah. But this is her husband on guitar.

This is her second album. Yeah. This album fucking blew up. Listen to the guitar on this. Yeah. Crimes of passion, great record. Great fucking album, crimes of passion. Great record.

Look at her, too. I would stay up all night waiting for this fucking video, guys. I'm not going to lie to anybody. What? Yeah. Super hot. Just 80s hot right there. It's funny because right now she looks like a school teacher, you know?

With the long hair, she got streaks on it. Yeah, yeah. She still does the, not the Hollywood Bowl, but the other one over here. Oh, the Greek? The Canyon Club. Oh, the Canyon Club. Oh, yeah. Like this time, oh, I guess she doesn't.

And I'm always out of town. Yeah. Her husband on guitar. Neil Haraldo. When I saw him, I went to Pat Benatar as a goof. Let's get this out of the way. At the time, let this go, Lee. Let this go.

I want you to hear the guitar solo. Oh, yeah. At the time, I was going to anything. I went to see the police with some raggy band. Of course. I had gone to see just anything that was in the city. And I was not dating this girl. I liked her.

We were talking. A buddy of mine called me that night in the middle of the house. I said, I'll go with you. And I went to see Pat Benatar. And at that time, it was the top three concerts I had seen. Yeah, I had seen everybody at that time. Wow. They were just, she was badmuck, kickily.

Watch the guitar. Crank this over, Lee. The hell is for children? I love it. I love it. I don't even know if you remember. In 1983 and 1984, she got an HBO special. Here we go.

Let's go to this guitar. Kick it, Lee. Kick this so, Julie. Oh, shit. I'm telling you, motherfuckers, you guys don't know about Pat and fucking Neil. Put on, you better run. Watch this, motherfucker, Lee. Lee, so we go home and put on MTV.

In those days, it was this fish heads, mighty, mighty fish heads, sticks. Yes, sticks. Sticks. Now, there was another channel that was on board way before MTV. It came on after. It was USA's Nightlife. Oh, yeah. Nightflight.

Nightflight. Fridays at nine. Remember that? They showcased the star. They did this. They did that. And that was pretty cool. But this, nothing was like MTV.

Yeah, 24-7. We would snore Coke. Look at Neil Hamburger. Look at him. Watch. Headed, Lee, from the beginning. Yeah. You're slipping, Lee.

Where's the sound, Lee? It's coming. Okay. Lee, you're slipping here. Those mushrooms again, Lee. Look at them. Yeah. Look at her.

Yeah. Bustin' it. Super hot. 1981, guys. Yeah. Fuckin' bustin' it. And this bitch is still bustin' it today. Yeah.

Yeah. They got spandex hot. Look at that. They didn't even have big titties. They need them. They need them. Women were fuckin' women. They were savages.

Yeah. Look at this dirty bitch. Go, Patty. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. See the guitar lurking the whole fuckin' time? Yeah. Neil Rocks.

All right. Lee, speed it up a little bit. We're gonna fuck him. Right there with the line. Watch the loop. Right there, guy. Keep going, little boy. Right there.

Right there. Here we go. Watch this shit. Lee, your head's gonna fuckin' blow. Put the speakers on here, Lee. Boom. Here we go, Lee. Watch her little skinny-ass wiggle.

Watch this. Yeah. That's a hit song right there. Yeah. Look at this guitar, guys. Just take fuckin' notes. Here we go. And look at this skinny-

Look at the savage. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Lee, check the savage out. Don't take the eyes off the big screen. Take a look. Don't take the eyes off the big screen.

Hit it. Hit it. Screen it. Oh, shit. Hit it. Oh, Stratocaster. Fuck yeah. Look at this savage.

Whoa. Wow. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, here we go, right here. Oh, man. Hey, put on Benatar Promo 1983 HBO. Wow.

She had an HBO special, huh? She was on HBO twice. She was on HBO on Catcher Rising Star's 20-Year Anniversary. She started there. Really? During the open mics in the 70s. So she became... She's just going down and singing like covers and stuff.

On Monday nights, she put on a cover and stuff. I never even knew that. So who do you think you're dealing with here? Play Pat Benatar. You know what's funny? HBO special. After this, then you get the spin-offs, like quarterflash. Yes, which are great.

Great bands. I love quarterflash. I saw them open for Sammy Hagar. I fucking loved quarterflash. Quarterflash. What are we doing here? Pat Benatar HBO Promo. You over there.

Stuttering and shit. Yeah, stutteringly. There you go. Hit it. Let's see what we got. Oh, right there. Concert, 83. Look at that.

Wow. What do you think you're dealing with, guys? Yeah, look at this. Look at her, guys. Look at it with her little gloves. Wow. There's no sound. I took the sound out.

What? Yeah, HBO's fucking really... Bastards. Wow, that thing. That was cool. I never even knew shit. Scroll down. Yeah, scroll down.

HBO. Right there, there's one. Oh, that's the MP3 of it. Crazy. He knows this shit. I'm trying to drop it on you, motherfuckers. Now look for Pat Benatar. Catch a rising star.

Hell, yeah. Let's see. See what you got there. Let's see that, man. There you go. There it is. Boom, I can't... Boom, there you go.

Watch this shit. There it is. There you go. It may not be her. Oh, the 10th anniversary, IMDb. Keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. Keep scrolling down, down, down to the flound.

Let's see if that's it. Yeah. What the fuck? Who promises in the dark. Great one. Jack, you're Crackin' Lee. Crackin' Lee. Promises in the dark right there.

Crackin' Lee. Fucking tremendous. A fucking savage. I went to see her problem. Right there. There you go. There you go. Right there.

Oh, yeah. You want the rehearsal one? No, let's just check that one. Yeah, let's look at the rehearsal. See if it's cool. It's the video from the video. So this is what it is. It's the...

Oh, this is cool. Oh, look at her outfit. Straight flash dance here. Are they outfit? Okay, so you have Crimes of Passion. Yep. And then Promises... This album is called Something Different.

This album is called Precious Motherfucking Time. Yeah, Precious Time. Another guitar solo. That's fucking tremendous. This girl's hot. Now she's lip syncing. On the video. On the video.

But now live. Crank this meal, Lee. We ain't fucking around for it. Yeah. Want another mushroom, Lee? You ready to go deep into the murky waters? I'm deep. No, you're not deep yet.

I'm deep. You ain't even seen nothing yet. Here's the big build-up. I love it. Here we go, Lee. Kick it. Yeah. Look at him with his fucking ponies on his shit.

Yeah. And the P.C. Rich guitar. Look at him. I'm talking to the guys. He was a savage. Are you fucking kidding me? Awesome. I grew up on this shit, dawg.

I didn't give a fuck. Help. Yeah. Drummers, killer. My rent, Rob, back at what's his name. Lee Dawgs. Are you fucking kidding me? We haven't happened to this.

Look at him. Look at him rockin'. This motherfucker. P.C. Rich. Are you nuts? I'm so good. Watch this guitar, boys and girls. Tim, here you go.

Oh, shit. Hey, this is a killer guitar solo. Waiting for another mushroom, Lee. We're taking a deep, it's Memorial Day. Soldiers died for you, cockstrucker. In Gunkun, Bangkok, and Africa, you're sitting there, hit it, Lee, kick this wheel. Are you fucking nuts?

I love that one. People take notes. I'm not, we're not dropped from this on you. Yeah. So you can sit there like a fucking mukhyak. Yeah. You got a fucking solo. That guy's underrated, man.

No, I always knew he was a bad motherfucker. He's rock. Just when you did. Are you fucking kidding me? Break down the fucking handle when it's going tonight, cockstrucker. Oh. Here we go. Are you fucking nuts?

Yeah, Lee. I got to get this back in the rotation. I got to get it on vinyl. All right, here you go. The sister song for this album was, That Better Toss, Something About Ice. Fire and Ice. Go ahead.

Hit Fire and Ice. And we'll speed through just the guitar solos. We're going to give you an education. Fire and Ice. And after this, I'm going to go to another guy that I found behind that live tape of him, that I nearly died how good he was. Oh, who's that? The guitar player, the little guy from the cause.

Oh, God, Elliot Easton. Elliot Easton, dude. That motherfucker, let's just call him Isis. Oh my God, that guy killed him. Let's just call him Isis. He's just that great. He's just that fucking great. In this tape I found, I almost had to go shoot my,

I'm like, that's Isis right there. He's, listen, it's a song off of Candio. Yeah. I don't know what a song I watched, but we'll find it. So we're looking for Pat Benatar, Fire and Ice. I'm a fucking fan, but I got to tell you, once Love and the Battlefield come out, it was just a matter of time before somebody shot him.

That was the rehearsal. That would do a blue me away. This year was the rockin'. Hey, watch this. See, this is the sister. She did both these videos on the same night. It was the same outfit. Right, right.

She just changed for, hit it, Lee. What's the problem here? Come on, cock. Suck it in. Lee, it's time for another mushroom. Yeah, Lee. Here we go. Here we go.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you guys, I wouldn't be fucking shoving this down your throat. These two albums. Fucking great, man. Just right up there with heart. And you're giving me the fever tonight. Oh, yeah.

I don't want to give it. I've been playing with fire. Oh, look at that outfit. And you work before. One piece cat suit. Take me to the top. Leave them cat for me. Jesus Christ.

I've seen you burn on me before. Fire and light. Oh, great songs. Come on, like a flame. Then you try to go on a paradise. Yeah. I want to give you my love. We used to shrug this song down the rules next.

And they'd go, Cokes, we came over here. Let's die and mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got this on. Listen, this is it. You got to hear this shit. To me, back then, it was all the same. Yeah, this is it.

You go mating, and then you go to this. I listened to it. Right? I would put this on, then Michael Shankman. I would, you know, then block sabbath. It didn't matter. And there was another, you know, quarter flash. Look at the quarter flash.

Oh, man. That saxophone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Quarter flash. Song. A potato walks. A potato walks.

It's a powerhouse band that normally ever talks to me. Yeah. That you spit. People don't even know. Women, if you're going to get into music, if you ain't down with the fucking pretenders, with Chrissy Hyde, you're going to take some lessons. Oh, oh, oh.

Wait, we got pretenders one, two. Oh. You have done. You know, when you think about this shit, you're like, what? What was going on? What's what? All right. Kick it, Lee.

Watch this guitar right here. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Another shred, Lee. Kick this, now. Kick it. Oh. How are you guys?

Oh. All right. That was for children. Oh, that was for children. That was for children. Just the guitar. Again, guys, you got to. This is, listen, everybody knows about Abe Lincoln

and George Washington. If you want to run with the big boys, you drop this fucking song at a party. And they'll look at you. They'll say, where the fuck did you come home? Who fucking gave you this? Where did you find this shit? Yeah, it's like, what is this shit?

You know what I mean? It's incredible, like, how great the songs are. You know, like this, this shit's got like seven fucking hits. Listen. Eight hits. I'll tell you what. At that time, everybody was putting on good albums. The quality of the albums were very high.

When Pat Benatar released Crimes of Passion, and I tell you this how it is, not the live performance, the regular one. When Pat Benatar released Crimes of Passion, that was one of the first albums that I could look right there. Look at the album cover. Oh, I love it. That's the album cover.

Yep. Okay. Hurry with a little shit. Look into the floor. The album before this was like into the night or something. It had shown me a lover or something else. When, what are we talking about here? These mushrooms are hitting me too.

We're talking about fucking how. Hit it, Lee. How great the guitars. You know, you had her. Listen to this shit. The song she had, I think. You know how many times I got coped up and just looked at this album cover?

Yeah. This was a dark tune for the time. Jesus Christ. You know, fucking Luca came years later with, my name is Luca. I live on the second floor. This took you a little while. Are you fucking kidding me?

So good. Right there, man. I want you to blow the speakers out. I want these people to go, what the fuck is Joey doing? Yeah. Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of the wounded child.

Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Love and pain become the same. Are you fucking kidding me? People don't know nothing about that. Yeah. This is the last song on the album, on that side.

It leads into this, guys. It's a fucking masterpiece. Down, down, down, down. I down, down, down. What, Lee? Eat another mushroom, Lee. I respect the patty meat. It's also confusing, this fruit of beauty.

Jesus. They blacken your eyes and then want to die. Oh. He's a good girl and don't tell my real thing. Be a good little boy and you'll get a new toy. So grandma, you fell off the swing. Tell grandma you fell off the swing. Just jibberically.

Yeah. Hell, it's a masterpiece. A fucking masterpiece, ladies and gentlemen. And look how the tempo's building up. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down. Are you kidding me? Listen, if you got the syringe, just pick them in your fucking eyeball right now.

And just tell them you'll listen to Batman and Darth. Hell is with children. Here we go. Take this, Lee. Yeah, no fucking idea, ladies and gentlemen, to see this live. It sounded just like this. And Neil Harald, though.

Shredding this motherfucker. Are you fucking? Where do you like no fucking parole? Come on. Come on. Finish him, Lee. Erica's hard. Henry Lee, listen to this monster.

Oh, shit, Lee. Wow, wow, wow, no, no. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Yeah. He just jumped on that horse, ladies and gentlemen. He ain't coming. Now, listen. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He ain't coming. Now, listen, he's still ain't getting off. It's like Joe Perry in fucking 73. He ain't getting off the horse, listen.

There he is. How's the jazz going? Go, Lee, you cock sucker. We'll eat the whole bag, Lee. All right, that's it. Are you fucking kidding? Thank you. Good night. And you guys are like, Joey, you know, you're gay.

What the fuck? No, this was, you know, you had to be diverse. And this was what, you know, I like Shaday. Yeah, me too. In 85, when fucking Shaday hit the thing. Smooth operator. Those first two albums. Shit.

Those first two Shaday albums are fucking monsters. This is no ordinary love. Oh, man, all that. We were talking about, what was that? Quarterflash. Oh, yeah, quarterflash. They had a big hit. They had two big hits, right? One or two?

Yeah, they had two big hits. Oh, there you go. Lee, you're fucking up the mic. There you go. I had a couple hits. Right in my heart. Lee, quarterflash. Chew you.

T-E-R. Quarterflash. F-L-A-S-H. I saw him open for Sammy Hagar on the standing Hampton tour. You know what? If you listen to like 80s on 8 or if you listen to like anything on Serious, these guys come on

once a fucking week. Harden my heart. Find another fool also. Harden my heart's the big, big hit. But look at it. It's straight up the formula. It's just like record company like, okay, we're going to go with a Pat Benatar here. 82.

Yeah, this is 82 towards the end, but she didn't get close. No, no. This is also on HBO. Yeah, yeah. We grew up on this on MTV. I'm sorry. Yeah, MTV. Big time. This video is all over the place. Back when videos mattered. Yeah. Here we go.

This video, I remember being at a New Year's party. Yeah. 81 and seeing this fucking video and going, you can't jerk off to this lady with the fucking straight black, I mean, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

I told the Holland Oats flavor. At least peeking over here. Really on the controls. Then they had another check. Please press in. Scandal. What was that jam they did? I like that second album.

Scandal had a big hit. It's funny that they opened for Sammy Hagar. And she was like a school teacher. Her husband was like school teacher. They fucking got a hit song all of a sudden. They're out on tour. Scandal. The heat of the night.

There it is. What is it? Yeah. Heavy as the head. Let's see what that one is. No, that's not it. Scandal. Yeah, that was the band. Scandal. I remember.

Scandal. What was their song? Scandal. Scandal. Put Scandal Band. Scandal. Yeah, that's it. There we go.

Okay. No, no, no. Goodbye to you. Goodbye to you. Goodbye to you. But a really good song was Not the Warrior. That was a great one.

But Love's Got a Lie on You. Beat of the Heart. That's the jam. Watch this little fucking jam. There it is. Beat of the Heart. Let's see. If this is the jam I was fucking talking about. It's it.

Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's all these Pat Benatars. Then that chick. Fall in love. Don't wanna suck your dick. With the fucking ponytails.

Look at this girl, huh? There's a good album. This jam was good. Super 80s, I love it. It's funny because the 80s had all these different flavors, but they were all 80s. Like it's stray cats and

minute work and all that. That's 80s. This is 80s. And I am a warrior. Super 80s. I am the warrior. Lee, put on. Oh shit, the pretenders. Put on the pretenders. Oh, fuck it.

One, okay. This was another. Pat Benatar and Patty Smite were completely different. But then this chick showed up with this band called the pretenders. And one night when I was really young, I was still living at the Benders.

I had this guy, Squeaks ID, one of the guys from the neighborhood said, hey, you wanna go see this band the pretenders? And I was like, I don't even know what the pretenders are. They took me to some fucking like a mid-level. I don't know the name of it in New York. The pretenders pretenders debut full album vinyl.

That one. This is a fucking band with a chick. Oh, she's so outlawed. Look at her fat ass leather jacket. Listen to this shit. Come on. This is way edgy. I went to see these motherfuckers

and this drummer was hitting the drum and making the drumstick go into the audience. I like the way you cross the street. That shit. I forgot all about that shit. This shit is the ball. This record.

Make me wanna. Make me wanna. Make me wanna. Make me make it. Fast forward this lead. This album's got. This is the baby wild. It's all hits. And it probably has.

He fast forwarded it right there. Fast forwarded it. A little more. Oh, yeah. Big bell. I got into these guys when I lived in Aspen, Colorado in my little bedroom.

I ended up one time like I got in. I went to see them. Keep fast forwarding, Lee. Keep fast forwarding. There's a good jam coming up right here. A little more. A little more. Big. A little more. Fucking jackets amazing.

A little more. Yo, the jacket's fucking on fire. Amazing. Here we go. Private life. Brass in the pocket. Brass in the pocket. Big fuck shit. Side two. Keep going, Lee. Keep going. Right there. Start this in the beginning.

Listen to this shit, guys. This is it. A little more. Right there. Crank this fucking shit up. Listen, guys. If you've never got into the pretenders, there's a song on two. Every time I put it on, my tear falls out of my eye.

Oh, what one? I bought you letters, you my friend. So many letters I never sent. Listen to this shit. Crank this fucking horse, Lee. Oh, my God. This shit is bomb.

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, Chrissy Hyde. Wow. Oh, man. I opened up my mouth. What was that jam? Yeah. This is the one. Jesus Christ.

So good. 10 years since I had this album. I got to get this one on vinyl. Yeah, I'm getting this on my iPod. This album has a longer running time than most average LPs. It's a cheap, full effect. It's pretty loud.

Stairs, bro. I shot my mouth off. You showed me what that hole was. Oh. Right here. Oh, I love her. She's got a brook out. Came out last year.

Total gangster. She married Davies, one of the Davies brothers. She's been married 18 times. But let me tell you how I know that her and Dean Delray are the real deal. August 14th, 1984. She was touring that album that came out December of 93. Oh, yeah.

Earl Mano D's, right? Or Kills Themself. What's the fucking album that came out in 83, Lee? Not done with mirrors. That's Ariel Smith. Right there. No. Right there. Right there. Learning. Learning to crawl. Put that on Lee. There's a jam. It was, you know, December of 83.

I had no fucking family. Yeah. I was living in a great little condo. Oh. You know the road. This is no shit. Lee, you're going to find the song. Keep going.

Sometimes they put the songs in it. Which one do you want? In the description. Let's look at the show more. There we go. A back on the chain gang, man. She does a thin line between love and hate on this. That is tremendous. Put on 2000 miles.

2000 miles. It was the fucking holidays. I was by myself. I had no girlfriend. I was a thief. I was a burglar. I was making a ton of money though. I would snorkele three, four nights a week and whack off. And I almost got to suck the neighbors titties upstairs and shit.

Whoa. Robin and stealing. I'm 83. This is the song I would listen to. And I get fucking heartbroken every time this song came on. Sounds like Christmas. Great. That's us, right? He's gone.

2000 miles. 2000 miles. He's very fine. Are you fucking nuts? I'm bringing back deep shit tonight. This is a great record. This is the show I used to listen to when I was on the fucking rock, man. This chick is killer.

I miss you. How are you fucking? Jerry, there's a song she does. You got to hear it. Bad boys get spanked. Oh, please. Put it on. Bad fucking songs. That's a second album. That song is so great.

Her second album, guys, like most women, most bands, because they had lived all their life to put up the first album, the second album, when The Pretenders was a fucking masterpiece. Bad boys get spanked, Pretenders. Oh, there you go, right there.

Oh, my God, this fucking song. This is Pretenders, too. I'm telling you. This is so good. This song crushes. Look at the look right there. Love it. Look at her fucking jacket. Look at this shit. Oh, this song.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Kick that mule. Come on. Yeah. Bad boys get spanked. I love it. My teeth are my operating.

Are they really? That's good, you need that. You can't let them touch you. Ahh! If I keep the floating. Please keep the vibrate. This is a fucking mule shit. This song's great.

Please give me the evil eye. Like it's my fault. Like I fucked them into it. Yeah, yeah. That's the kind of stuff that those are made out of. Get off! Bad boys get spanked. Oh!

Fuck yeah. It's just crazy fucking music. This is a great shit. Bad boys get spanked. And this is like a punk rock. That's punk rock. Because she's from the United States. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's not really English. She even wrote Ohio. She even wrote a song on the fly. I'm not out. I learned to crawl. I had, this is amazing, but I had the bass player for Divo, Jerry Casale on my podcast. And she went to Ohio State. She was there during the shootings and so was he.

And he said that she would always be like, why don't you guys let me sing with you guys? And they're like, get out of here. And then when Divo toured London, their first tour, he never saw her again. And she showed up backstage. She goes, I got my own band now. Fuck you guys. And it was pretenders.

And they, and he said he went and saw them and was like, wow, fucking great. It was, I went to see them August 14th. The night before on the pier, she had slipped on stage and broke her ankle or a leg. And they canceled the Monday night or something, but she went on Tuesday night. And it was, it was fucking tremendous. She took, she came out, limped out with two, what do you call those? Crutches. Yeah.

And there would be applaud and she took the two crutches. She threw them into the audience. And the rest was fucking history. She did two fucking hours standing ovation, two on course. And I always respected that. I never forgot that because let's, let's face it. She had a broken fucking leg. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's fucking, I saw, I saw them live three times and every time just crushing. Same thing with like the cars. Like we're talking about just hits after hit after hit, like the cure, the cars, pretenders. Put on dangerous type live and watch this Sean Elliott. I don't even know what the fucking guy's name was.

Like I said, sometimes I'm getting stoned. I'm in the house. I'm writing and I got the computer rolling. The computer, if you put one song on, it goes on automatic roll. Yeah. And you just listen to music. Totally. I don't care what they play.

As long as I don't have to fuck with it. And this song came up and I had a fucking switch when I was writing. Like start putting periods and fucking update chapter. Yeah. And I went right to this and I probably watched it two or three times. Oh, here it is. Let's watch the midnight special one. Killer Elliott Easton.

He was a left handed and just a crushing guitar player. Oh, God, he's so great. Oh, Rick O'Casey. I finally got to see them on the third album. Oh, yeah. And it was one of the worst things I ever saw in my life in Central Park, but the sound was off. It was outdoor. They didn't know how to fucking contain it yet.

You know what? Yeah. Kick it, Lee. Oh, yeah. That's my dog over there. Look at him. Yeah. He's a nerdy fuck that rocks, too.

Right? Fuck yeah. Oh, I love all this shit, guys. There's the Devo in the front. I'm just trying to show it to you, motherfucker. Ben Orr on bass. He was the man. He was the one who sang all the hits.

He died, right? He died. Yeah. Somebody died. He released the solo album. He was amazing. 90, maybe 91, maybe 93, 90. Look, Lee, don't turn it off.

Don't turn nothing off. We're just talking over. Put the earphones on the ear, Lee. I want you to absorb the fucking master. Are you ready for another mushroom when it was cooking? You're gonna have me on your back. Yeah, you're gonna have me on your back. No, no.

No, no. Oh my God. Nobody has ever seen this. Nobody has. Here we go, Lee. Here we go. Kick it, Lee. You're fucking up.

Guitar solo. Yeah, look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's gonna not work. No, please. No, please. No, no, please. No, no, please. No, please. No, please. No, please.

No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please, please. I know, Eddie. Yeah, I know, Eddie. Yeah. I had him binge on fan precジャ인가 DJ to say that I,

He sang something on two, that's great, on Candio. Yeah, Candio's the record. Look how dope he is. What a great fucking band this band. I saw him live on the Shake It Up tour. 20 hits, one after another. They had no piss tracks. I kept going, play a shitty song so I can go piss.

No, they didn't have one. They didn't have any piss tracks. I think two and one are masterpiece. It was incredible. I think two and one are... Once they did the one with the third one, I disappeared. That's it, I was deep into something.

But I always knew they rocked. Oh, absolutely. I bought Candio, I bought 10 times. I paid for Candio 10 times. Candio rules. Easily, easily. Look at it. Murdering it.

So good. We love music, man. Sorry if this is not the music for you tonight or whatever the fuck. I wouldn't push in the wrong direction. This is the shit I got into along with everything else I got into. That was heavy.

I mean, listen, you can listen to, you know, Led Zeppelin so much. You got to put in a fleet with Mac rumors. Oh, God. You know, when I was a kid, like I always told in the Rogan podcast, I do two things. I'm not a judgmental person, but I am.

I judge you by what you got in your refrigerator and what albums you got. Good albums, you know what I'm saying? There's no reason for us to even get this thing started. I say the same thing all the time. You got bad music taste. We're not going to make this make. Yeah, yeah, because you must have bad taste

on all kinds of stuff. Bad judgment, you know? It's really weird how you judge people and that when I was younger. Oh, my God. If I went to your house and you didn't have, listen, I don't want you to have sad buddy, sad, but you better have fucking paranoid.

Yeah, yeah. I don't want you to have 22 Led Zeppelin albums, but you got to have Led Zeppelin too. I don't want you to have every satan album, but you got to have a Braxxus. You got to have Dark Side of the Moon. You got to have Deep Purple. Not when we rock, we rock.

This one album of theirs, that's fucking tremendous. Space Truck. We never really talk about them too much. Did you grow up a Deep Purple fan? You know, the truth. Deep Purple was before me, but when I went to go see Sabbath with Ian Gillen singing, then I found him.

You know what I mean? I went backwards because I saw the Sabbath tour born again, and that was one record with Ian Gillen. And I was like, this guy's fucking great. I knew their standard hits, you know? But then later on, after I saw Sabbath with him and he quit and got Deep Purple going again, I even liked the Deep Purple with, you know,

Perfect Strangers record, man. That record was fucking great. Once he comes back, they get back together. But I love Ian Gillen. I think his voice is so fucking cool. And the B3 in Deep Purple, the B3 playing, is insane. The Oregon playing. I love it, man.

And I love Rainbow. See, I didn't really get it. Once I heard, dun, dun, dun. Smoke on the water? Dun, dun, dun, dun. The neighborhood I grew up with, that's all I fucking heard. Yeah. So right away, you have this apprehension towards them.

And then I bought an album by them. And I didn't think it was any good. I didn't really appreciate that music at the time. Sometimes you buy an album and you're not really ready for it. That's right. And it takes a different road to get back to that album and go, ah. You too, Octung Baby hated it when it came out.

I was like, I sold it back. I was like, I don't want this. It's terrible. Now it's one of my favorite records of all time. Really? Yeah. So it does happen. I thought sometimes you think it's just you.

I don't like that. I took mushrooms. I went and saw them live. And they played that whole record. And I was like, holy shit, I saw God. I felt like I saw God. They had the mini Cooper's flying over me. I was just pissing in the crowd.

It was people rocking like this. They didn't even notice. They started pissing in the crowd. I didn't want to lose my good spot. The fucking lights are going. I'm like, oh, shit. But I fell in love with that record. And it happens.

When I grew up, when I was growing up, I hated Springsteen. And I hated the dead. I hated Springsteen too. I hated the dead too. So I moved to Boulder. Yeah. And then people walk you down the wrongs, the right steps. Yeah.

The worst thing ever is when you're a young kid. Okay. You guys have no idea what we're talking about. Okay. You don't know what it's like to get a paper route, for example. No. Shovel snow. And all of a sudden you put all your 695 and you go buy this album.

And by your morals, it's a piece of shit. Okay. Let me tell you what happens. You immediately shut down on that band. You shut down because they took your 695. Do you know how important your 695 was to you? Dude. You could have bought Led Zeppelin II again.

You could have bought so many albums. I'll tell you what band did that to me. And I'm sorry if I insult anybody on your Cheap Trick. Oh yeah? I bought a Cheap Trick album. What one? Not Bogota, whatever, Budakon. Budakon?

Not Heaven Tonight. In color? Something that had to happen in 80. Yeah. It happened before 80. Oh yeah, all right. It was so fucking bad to what I was listening to at the time. Right.

You know, I remember one time, I can't lie, nobody's gonna be pissed at me. I bought a Beach Boys album. I thought I was gonna jump out the window and stab somebody. Yeah. Because it was like a double album. Yep. And all I wanted was, all I got was the one song. Like, I didn't pick up anything else.

Same thing happened one time when I bought a Frankie Valley in the fourth season now. Oh. That was a bad investment. They had like two good songs and six of them. I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. I got Frank, I got mad at Frankie Valley for a while. I like Sinatra. Yeah.

I like two or three songs growing up. Now I can at least tolerate them. I get it. I get where the fuck that's coming from. So just because you're turned off to somebody. Somebody who I'll always be turned off to. I don't know why is Rush. But on the other hand, I love Triumph.

Wow. You know, laying on the line is a fucking great jam. Fight the good fight. You're gonna call it fight the good fight. They're banned out of Canada that that's how I got really introduced to Canada. Sometimes you're like, who the fuck is Canada? I'm trying. That was me with April wine.

Yeah. April wine. Same thing. See, I didn't like just between you and me. Oh yeah. I like the other songs. Nature. What else popped up the other day?

That I was never a fucking. There's some songs, but if you like, I don't like you. Yeah. Yeah. You understand? Yeah. You ever go to a party and see some guy get really emotional by the song? You're like, I don't like this guy.

Yeah. Yeah. I hate that fucking song and I hate this. You're like, really dude? This song is touching you. Now you're messing with a son of a bitch. Nazareth. Hair of the dog.

You ever see how that makes white people act? Oh man. It makes white guys that goofy. It's like when you see them listen to thin Lizzie, the boys are back in town. Yeah. Same crew of guys. They smoke cigarettes. They're the part-timers.

Yeah. They're part-timers. They just want the hit. You know what's crazy? The thing that bothers me and a lot of people don't know this and again, I'm sorry if I'm not dropping the right names. Then Lizzie's a badass band. Yeah.

But there's not one station that plays anything else but like two or three of their shitty fucking songs. Yeah, we talked about that before. Then Lizzie is a band. That's right. They'll make you hate it. They fucking make you hate it because they play that shit down your fucking throat. Yeah.

There's so many times that you're driving and you're like, what the fuck is this? I tell you what I heard the other day. I heard a really fucking good Pantera song. Oh, really? Yeah. Like something that made me go, what the fuck is this? Right. You know, I like to discover music.

When I'm in a car, I'm not sitting there hating on music. My fingers will keep going. Actually, I got Studio 54. Oh yeah. I got 80s. I got the Seattle Boneyard. Oh yeah. I got the one under it.

And Lizzie. Pair nation. Pair nation. That's all you fucking need on there. That's it. That's it. But you still keep the other channels open. You listen to the rock, the Elvis.

Yeah. I got the Dead Live one. Oh. It's very good. It really is good. Fuck it. That's for a long drive. It really is.

When you really want to stay up and you smoke like a half a dub, the dead will get you there. It's like a, it's not a no-dose. It's like a can of coke. Yep. It's like a can of coke. Yeah. The dead is always, I didn't fucking like the dead growing. Me either.

I moved to Boulder. I started dating this girl. And she used to always play working man's dead. And it just sunk into my heart. Then there was another arm. She played the circle. Then there was just, and then, you know, when you live in Boulder, everybody's got bootlegs.

Yeah. Everybody come in with bootlegs. And bootlegs, when you're studying, you listen to a bootleg and you really understand where they're coming from. Totally. That's the beauty about music sometimes. Sometimes you listen to it, but sometimes you really get where the fuck they're coming from.

When I listen to Sabbath, I know where they're coming from. When I listen to, uh, Almond Brothers. Oh, man. You know, I know where the fuck they're coming from. Fuck yeah. I had you, I got you a poster. Yeah. I got you ACDC tour lithograph poster when I was in Pittsburgh, there was a soda fizz

store and they sold. Oh yeah. I got Rogan, uh, Lennon scan it. Yeah. The Rolling Stones and 10CC. Sick. From that thing in London. Yeah, yeah.

London. And I got you ACDC. Just a sick lineup of fucking savages. I'll give it to you. I'll drop, I'll put it in my car and take it to the store. That's amazing. Yeah. You get those, you look at those old school lineups and you look at like Oakland in San

Diego. I went to those January 1000 posters and you look at the prices and you fucking think like who's making all this money. Yeah. The doors wanted 10 bucks a ticket. Yeah. You know, in those days. Not saying I seen Pink Floyd for 15 and it didn't set me back no two weeks salary.

Oh, that's like that fucking us festival. I got the ticket stuff and I Instagram the photo. $20. $20. $20 in 1983 to see. $20. So here's who I saw for $20 on the, on the, on the rock day it was opening band was quiet riot.

Then the second band was Motley crew. Then you had Aussie with the first gig with J.K. Lee. Then it was Judas Priest and they just had screaming for vengeance out triumph scorpions with the blackout out record and then Van Halen. That was $20. $20 for one day. Next day, you know, you had David Bowie, Joe Walsh, Steven X. It was there one day.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just crazy. Guys, it was crazy. And it was in a nice, where was it? It was in San Bernardino out in the desert there where it's a, it's a, it's a amphitheater now. Forget what it's called.

It's in Burdue, but it's right off the 10. They're going to the 15 going to Vegas. Now how many days did you stay there? I stayed. All three days. So it started on Saturday. When Saturday, Sunday, Monday, we left on Friday. We drove down from the Bay area.

We had a Toyota Chinook. My mom rented it and brought me and my two buddies and Chinook is like a small camper on a Toyota little pickup, driving that thing down. We camped there. We took mushrooms and there was no trees. It was like 110 degrees each day. No trees. Steve Wozienak put it on.

The guy who started Apple with Steve Jobs. That's who put that. Yeah. Wozienak, man. He put that on. It's crazy. You know where I was that week? Where?

I was living in Basalt, Colorado. Where's that? Basalt, Colorado is about, I'm just give it, take 20 miles from Aspen going south on the 82 there. Right. And I was living in there and I remember that two of those guys, the three of them, I lived with four guys, one of their mothers had died and he went back. That's Mike Duffy.

Yeah. That's the kid. I sent money to like six weeks ago. He called me. He was having problems and that's how long I go back with Mike Duffy. I left New Jersey on April 25th of 1983 in a car with a fucking Olympic ball going to the middle and two speakers in the back. The only eight track we had was Led Zeppelin trampled on the foot out, physically feeding.

Oh, good one. And we drove from New Jersey to Aspen, Colorado. We'd left Thursday night at 10 o'clock at night and we got to Aspen, Colorado at five in the fucking afternoon, Saturday afternoon and we went out and got high and whatever. And then I ended up, uh, the house where these three guys, it was me, Jimmy Burkle, a guy, George Burkle and Mike Duffy. And then there was a guy in the basement that they call him the garbage man or something. He was a garbage man.

Yeah. But he went back because something had happened and Duffy's mom died. So I ended up getting one of the rooms, you know, and three of those guys or two of them had gone to Colorado Springs for the weekend. So I had this huge house in Bissau, Colorado to myself. At the time I had a little bit of weed, but I was smoking like a fiend in those days. And he kept telling me, George kept saying, listen, if you want weed in the freezer, there's homegrown that'll knock you the fuck out.

Homegrown in the freezer. Okay. And he goes, we keep it in there. It's deadly. And I'm like, I got, I looked at my weed that I had in Aspen for, I don't know what it was. And I looked at the weed in the freezer, guys, it looked like lawn that you had cut. Yeah. And trimmings.

Yeah. And they put it in the bag. There had to be guys six ounces in there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Guys, do you know one day I ran out of weed and I didn't want to take the bus up the ass.

And I said, fuck it. I've been smoking good weed all day. I'll smoke this tonight, guys. Do you know it was one of the strongest weeds? What? I had ever smoked. Just the shit, the fucking leaves? About a month later, he came back and he goes, jeez, that's fucking Christ.

I told you to smoke a little bit, not the whole bag. I had probably smoked two ounces of that swag that was the ugliest weed you ever, Lee. It was grass cut. Yeah. You know me, the Malook, like, what's going on with you, Lee? Why are you giving me the Malook? Are you high? Oh my God.

I'm just enjoying. What are you enjoying? You want another mushroom? I need another cap. How much did Lee take? How many caps did you take? Did you take one? One huge one.

A gram? No. I don't know. No, no, no. He needs a gram. He needs to eat a gram. I never take more than a gram when I do mushrooms. No, no, no.

He needs a gram. That's when I had the little cap. You ready? Yeah, you ready for another one, Lee? Yeah. Let's take a look at it, man. Lee is just sainte-nised. I'm going to eat a piece.

I need another one. This is a good buzzword on right here, Lee. Lee, I'm going to eat the little shitty one. The little shitty one. What'd you guys buy and ate? No, no, no. This is from one of my favorite Jews in the world. Oh, dope.

You know how we do it? Yeah. Lee, look at this for you. This is a tiny one. Wow. Little dickhead. Give that to me, sir. Here you go, Lee.

Eat that up. Get some more fucking water. I love when they're all blue inside. That's when the shit that is. That's the suicide in mania. That's the shit that kills the mule. Mm-hmm. Lee Sciatico.

Lee dog. Did you eat it, Lee? Are you ready? I'm not ready, but... Oh, shit. Why aren't you ready, Lee? What are you, buddy? I'm seeing the devil right now.

No, I can see the way you're looking at me, that you're knocking on the door. Yeah, Lee looks normal right now. I've seen Lee way worse. I've seen Lee. I've seen... That's probably me. I'm sorry. Oh, there I am.

There I am. Look at this one and shit, too. Oh, shit. That's a little cute one right there, Lee. Oh, shit. But that's the cutest one of them. None of them will hurt you. Lee, power that up, dude.

Lee, these things taste like fucking ass. Oh, yeah. Just... Right now, I'm going to brush my teeth two times. Yeah, just eating butthole. I just swallow them, dawg. Oh, you do? I don't even chew them no more, yeah.

You know? I just learn how to swallow them. I like to chew them because they're just so gross. No, no, no, no. You don't want to do that to nobody. That's my boy, Lee. Lee, you take these. Next time, we'll get what's left and we'll boil them and we'll make a tea.

Oh, yeah. We'll put some sugar in that motherfucker and some lemon. Lee. Yeah. My buddy used to wrap them in peanut butter. Who would put peanut butter around them and they'd eat them like that? It takes too long to get high, though. Oh, Lee, you're such a fucking trip.

Lee, dawg. Lee, don't fuck around. It's a Sunday night. It's Memorial Day. Soldiers died for us and you want to be dickin' around. I don't know. There's a ticket right there. There's a ticket.

20 bucks. Us Festival. What's a metal leaf? I think I'm going to puke if I do that. You're not going to puke. You're not going to puke. You're as tough as nails, Lee. Here you go.

Little Us Festival, Rob Halford, KK Downing in the summer. They're in the outdoor leather. Fuck the outdoor leather. Fucking short sleeved leather. Priests don't fuck around 104 degrees. They wear leather still. When does it end, people? When does it fucking end?

We eat mushrooms. We eat fucking edibles from the name of the Lord. Lee, eat that mushroom. Come on. We got to go. Let's go. You should have ate it by now already. What the fuck are you doing?

You're sitting there like a mama looking at you. Eat it with a cookie. Red Band just hit me. He's watching. Wants to know if you'll do Wednesday night with us in the main room. No, I got a podcast at 8. I'm going to be at the store tomorrow night, though, for the host, the comedy store. Oh, are you doing the potluck?

Yeah, the potluck. Damn, okay. Lee, trust me. Right now, we're knocking on the door very lightly. We eat this last one. Right now, I hear that hum. The same hum you hear. We want the hum to go away.

Lee, the quicker you do it, Lee, the quicker you go to bed. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Lee, man. I just think you're going to have some psychedelic dreams. You know what I'm going to pick up mama tonight? You know what I like about mushrooms? When they first come on, does this happen to you? Your back teeth start to float.

Oh my God, they're floating right now. They start to float, right? Isn't that crazy? My whole fucking jaw is floating. Yeah, it's so weird. It's so weird. Go, Lee, but get the water ready, Lee. If not, you're going to puke.

Go, Lee. How are we going to believe that you go, Lee? Oh, Lee. You got that, Lee. You got this. You're an animal. Plug it in his nose. Go, Lee, you bad motherfucker.

Plug it in his nose. Eatin' dirty socks. Lee's eatin' a dirty sock right now. Just foot mold. He's drippin' down his neck. This is, ladies and gentlemen, this is it. We do this shit for you. We go on tabs, then we don't do it no more.

We went on a fucking hashtag for three weeks. Oh, man. We just do this shit to let you know, listen. Everybody put the fear of God. We're just havin' fun here. We're not doin' blow. We're not doin' stupid heroin. We're talkin' about music.

We eatin' some mushrooms. We're gettin' the stones to the gills. Next time I'll Uber over and we'll smoke the hash. Okay. All right. But when I did you a comedy the other day, he said, he smuggled three ounces in his asshole. He says, wait till you taste the smoke.

Whoa. He says, it tastes like shit, but you're... What's up, baby boy? Look at you. Becoming a fucking man on a podcast. When you came on here, you hadn't done nothin'. You were drinkin' soda. Yeah.

You had a hat with a propeller. No pussy. You never even had a skateboard. You weren't bangin' nobody. Nope. Now look. You were soakin' on the mink. Just an outlaw.

Look at you. An outlaw. A star of YouTube. A star of YouTube. A YouTube warrior. A YouTube podcast. Fuckin' everything. Fuck yeah.

Look at you. Toughin' in fuckin' half these fuckin' books. No. I just don't know what to expect. That should be fun. You should call Ari and tell him you wanna be the fuckin' whatever and it's mushroom fest. Oh.

Then you gotta hold your own fuckin' party. Oh yeah. That's what you should do and get it sponsored and everything. That's killer, man. Get that thing sponsored by fuckin' NASA. I think we're doin' that right now. We do it all. This is just a warm-up, believe me.

We don't even need a gram. Wait till we inhale ten of these motherfuckin' wool. You don't think that was a gram? That was totally a gram what I had. No. No. We didn't need no fuckin' gram. Yeah.

I go nothin' over a gram. That fuckin' stem tasted so badly. Ooh. Just foot. I didn't even bite into it, but I could, my throat picked a little bit of it up. Just dirt foot. I don't know where I put my nicotine gum and not to be bouncin' up. I'm like Mark Maron and shit.

I'm poppin' that nicotine candy and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves it. He's back on it. Oh yeah. He pops that nicotine. He does those coffees. You gotta see him.

Oh yeah. His glasses get all fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love him, man. I was hangin' with him last night at the store. Great night at the store last night. Good night. It's been a good time following Gerard Carmichael.

He was great last night. I gotta ask you some other questions real quick. Okay. Leave it on. Leave it on Lee because we might play a video for people, whatever. I was always the type of guy, like when Ozzie left Sabbath, I made a conscious decision not to like Sabbath, but you had to be an idiot if you didn't. You weren't telling the truth.

Yeah. Once you heard Dio on there, once I saw Dio in Philadelphia, I had mixed emotions. I'm not gonna lie to you. Yeah. You know, Ozzie at the Palladium was phenomenal, okay? But I'm the type of guy, like Santana. You sit there and go, why didn't Santana ever make it? Because he never had a lead singer.

Yeah. If Santana would've had a lead singer for 10 years, you know, you look at Richie Blackmore with Rainbow. He's another guy that went through singers on every fuckin' album. Yep. He's a fuckin' nightmare to work with. You know? That's why I never liked him, by the way.

Yeah. Because I was a rainbow guy. I liked him with Joe Linguido, Joe Linterner. Joe Linterner, yeah. I liked him with the other guy from Seattle, but I was never into these bands that replaced the singer. Yeah. I always believed that when a band replaced the singer, the singer brought in his own

style. A lot of people always say to you, but he sounds just like fuckin' what's his name and whatever. I understand, but for me, it was always bringing somebody else with a different sound in to sing the songs that had already been written, whatever. Okay, now we have a sensitive subject. We have one of the best concerts I ever saw, Emotion-wise, and what was going on. It was ACDC opening for Ted. Yeah.

All of a sudden, on my birthday, me and my buddies, Louis Castellino, we do a hit of acid, we're walking down County Boulevard with John Crowley and Rago, and somebody says, did you hear the news? Bond Scott, they found him in a car, he's dead. Yeah. That was the end for me to ACDC. Not again, back in black, but so fuckin' good. Yeah.

It was so good. I think it got released like July of 81 or something. 80. 80, July of 80, and the first show was in Philadelphia, like August 1st, and the second show, they took a ride to the Palladium, and my friend, I just talked about this with these guys last week. The kid I went with, I went over with this kid, Kurt, and we went to see this Fiend in New York, and it went really pure coke, and he would go crazy, ACDC was so phenomenal

that night. I went home covered in humidity that I was drenched from head to toe, but that's a complete different level. You know, that I'd learned to love Brian Johnson. Yeah. I had so much stock, and let there be rock and power raids, that I just couldn't let Brian Johnson just stroll on the fucking set. You know, you gotta walk this guy's footsteps, okay?

I'm a power rage fucking guy from day one. You know, everybody waited, everybody came off of ACDC on Highway to Hell, I had heard, I had a friend who turned me on to Power Rage, I liked the album cover, and it sent me over the loop, and consequently, a few weeks later, Highway to Hell was released, and right away, everybody jumped on the bandwagon, they were opening for Ted on the Road, Bon Scott was at his height, Angus Chung was at his height, you know, and all of a sudden he dies again, I had too much invested, and here comes Brian Johnson with his suave looks, and his guinea charm that I'm doing with the Godfather, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it.

And he fucking takes over, and he wins over a nation. The album after that was called what? For those about to rock. That album right there, that's when I tapped out, I shopped at that album, brought it home with the cannon on it, I robbed it from Pathmark and the Kennedy Boulevard, I brought it home, I listened to it, I was involved maybe a week with it, and that was my end with AC. Over the years, I heard Thunderstruck or whatever, was it a good song, yeah, whatever, it still wasn't Walk All Over You, it still wasn't, nobody understands what your heart felt like

when you were in high school, and you heard Walk All Over You, like girls are saying take it off, we won springsteen, you're like fuck you dirty bitches, this is staying on, the only neighborhood that had stayed on all the time was 64-3 Field, those were the neighbors that chicks just didn't talk, they got beat up, but that's the prize, my friend Timmy has a present for you, when you go to New York he's going to give it to you, he's from those projects, him and you are going to have a ten hour conversation, he still goes to all the concerts, we were talking about him coming off the side, but it's the same way I'm in New York, so basically he comes out on fucking Monday to leave Tuesday, because

I got to go to work, I got to do two fucking podcasts before I go to New York on Thursday, so we're talking about him coming out to Chicago to shoot the special. Shoot your special in Chicago? Yeah, October 15th. Oh, badass, where at the Vic? The Rosemont Zanies, right by the airport there, I'm in and out of that, I could smuggle, he's going to eat 22 mushrooms, he's going to be the master of the ceremony, he's going to have a little tuxedo, my friend started a tuxedo company for $99, you can get a tuxedo

online, Mike Rickas, so we'll get you hooked up with a tuxedo nicely, you got to drop another third, you got to do a shot of Decker Deroblin, get your fucking pecs up, you got to look sharp for this fucking CD, we're going to talk to the dude next week, some dude hit me with an email, he's got a new type of fucking, he says he wants to put like a beetle wig on you, he said Michael Jackson wanted to cost $20,000 and give it to you for gratis, just to talk about it on the podcast. What an offer. He says he shaves your neck hair, and your back can, he makes like this little hairdo,

and this little carpet. If he'll shave my back on a weekly basis, I'll do it. Nah, like one time they take all the hair off your body. They make the wig out of your hair, your own hair. I have a new back hair every day, but if I shave you, this has to be like a full time thing. Crazy. Yeah, this, this, we're talking about this album right here.

I once got criticized for putting one of this on Twitter. I put James on Twitter and somebody said like, yeah, somebody on Twitter, but this album is 1976. It's a very hard album to swallow. But then again, you know, this was at the time when they were releasing this, you know who else came out that year speaking of Queen with the depth on two legs. What's the name of that? Bohemian Rhapsody's on that?

What's the name of that album? What is that one, the end of the world or something? What's it called? Something world. What is it? End of the world? Queen Bohemian Rhapsody, the end of the album. No.

What is it? It's called a news of the world. News of the world. Yes. That's a great, you know, all these albums are coming out, but what people don't remember was that fucking Elton John was throwing fucking heat. That guy was killing. Guys, Elton John was killing it for such a fucking long time that it took, you know,

him and then Paul McCartney started coming around with his fucking shit and his shit was priceless. Band on the run and jet and all that shit. But man, Queen, it's crazy. Like I'll go through these Queen phases where I'll just listen to Queen and I'll be like, this is like nobody was doing that shit, man. Bohemian Rhapsody, you had to be doing some mushrooms to come up with all that. First time I heard that I was in the blimpy bass on like 30 something street in County

and Bergenline Avenue. We used to go up there. We used to take a two-way hitter and what you did was you put it, it was a pipe, it was a glass pipe with a hole in it and you put the joint in there and you put your hand on the other side and you sucked it in and we got so fucking stoned and we went into this blimpy bass, I got a roast beef with provolone nice with vinegar on a little shred of lettuce and tomatoes and onions, nice with some white potato chips, you know what I'm saying? And I fucking started, we got the giggles.

We got, when he said, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go. We fucking got the case of the giggles and the guy threw us out with all our sandwiches. I'm still pissed at that motherfucker. He's probably a general manager somewhere right now eating good. You know what I remember about that, man? Never saw Queen live. I remember this, I was at the mall, I used to go to the mall like on the weekends, you know?

And there was the new store. It opened, the good guys, it was new at the time. Good guys, it's an electronic store, you know? And they had about a hundred TV screens and the laser disc had just came out, the laser disc and the fucking guy put it in and we walked by and every screen had this Queen laser disc playing and we stopped and we were in there for an hour just like, whoa, laser disc. It was like futuristic shit, man. The guy put in this big disc and we were watching Queen do that video with the foreheads, mama

mia, mama mia. Oh my God. That fucks you up. I was in a couple of jams when I was growing up, by the way, Lee, those mushrooms are kicking on heavy right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kicking the door, waving the floor, floor. Hey, let me take some jokes.

There's a clip I want you to see because I don't think people understand the impact of Brian Johnson put in ACDC Japan Back in Black. This is very rare footage of them on the Back in Black tour. It's really hard to find footage of them on this tour and this is in Japan and you see Brian not there. Keep going. Let me see. He fucking six years ago.

Yeah. Punch it in on YouTube. ACDC in Japan. Yeah. Back in Black tour put in ACDC Japan because this is Brian before the hat. If you look at him on the back of the right, he had the big hair. He's wearing like a football jersey. Let's check it out.

There it is right there. 81 Tokyo. Look at this. This shit, like you could see how he won it over. Check out Brian here. Big ol' hair. Big ol' hair. You can barely hear the guitar.

Unbelievable this footage. Yeah, he won it over. He really did. He's killing it. He did win it over. What's how good he sounds? It was a complete different band. Totally.

It was a complete different band. You forgot about Bon Scott. That's crazy. I did. I didn't knew that but I'm just saying. Because this out. Grip. New fans.

Yeah. Kick it, Lee. Kick it. Listen to this vocal. Lovely. Gotta give the old another round. Look at that. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable that vocal. It's a totally different Brian Johnson, he's got moves, he's out front, his hair's ronkin'. That's 1980, babe, we gotta bring it, they're fuckin' bring it, they're fuckin' bring it right now. The screams coming out of here are insane, watch when he hits these notes. Oh, Angus, just fuckin' like 20-something, you know? Here he goes, listen to Brian here. Oh, he's blowin' my mind. Oh, he's blowin' my mind.

Guys, he really is fuckin' around. I probably saw this tour two or three times. Insane. It really, really was, look at this shit. What's this? The reason why his hair's like that, they didn't have time to get a haircut. That was it. They were angry.

They were angry. When they got rolling guys, they speeded the food America. You know who opened to them that August? Who'd you have? I had a man tuck it. Oh, you got lucky. Out through the night. They sang a couple songs from Highlands Ride. Two or three songs from Highlands Ride.

Think of what this concert was for me. This was too much. But again, you really, like, I'm still not even sold on Guns N' Roses. Like, I'm still not sold on it. Yeah, I'm still not sold on it. I really don't want to see Axl Rose sing an ACD. Oh, have you watched any of it yet? No.

Really? Yeah. You haven't? No. The second it happened, I was like, you know, because it was in Europe, so I was just, I got home from the comedy store and immediately fired it out. Listen, we live in a society that nobody's going to tell you the show sucked because this is completely out of the normal.

What's going on with music today? Like, this is, these kind of bands are not around today. You have a different vibe. They got, you know, what do you call those kids? Hipsters? Yeah. Type pants and everything's a look. This is music.

Oh, this is. You know, these guys look like a bomb fucking hit them. Dude. Yeah. I mean, the energy right there. And the energy is fucking, you know, and this is an arena, guys. This isn't, you know, some fucking realtor theater with 800 people. No.

These guys were blowing. I'll never forget leaving that. Well, why saw him? It wasn't fucking. What the Palladium seat in New York City? What's the Palladium seat in New York City, 1980? Yeah, I don't know, but we can, we can Google that. Fucking Lee knows everything.

Yeah. We can find your social security number. He can find out what you waited, Bert. Palladium capacity in New York City. So there it is right there. Wikipedia. Oh, I think it's at 7000. Uh, right there.

3000. Yeah. 3000 major venue, New York City rock, rock and roll. Can you look at that? Let me see. I counted music. Eastwood 14th Street. The venue of rock concerts in the early among those with rolling stones.

In 65. Yeah. This is the band. Oh, that's where they, uh, did, uh, recorded their live record. Wow. Boyster Cole, Iggy Pop, Kiss, John Lennon, Genesis. That's an epic, epic spot. Grateful Dead played two extended stands at the venue.

Seven shows straight. Wow. I saw, I was very fortunate to see them there. I saw Iron Maiden there with Paul Deano. Like the class played there. I saw it. I think I saw James Brown there. I think I saw, I know for a fact, I saw Ozzy Osbourne there.

Yeah. I saw a couple of good fucking shows there, man. Shit. Springsteen, Palladium. I never saw Springsteen there. 76, dude, and 78. Wow. It had, it, when you were outside the place, it had that feeling.

I love that. It's like being outside the garden. If you ever went to the garden in the year, when you walk a block away from the garden, people are already hitting you for tickets. You can feel the electricity. People are walking with like a ghetto boombox playing to that album. Like I still remember walking, you know, taking a bus to CACDC, open up for Ted. Like you had to be there by 801.

That's when the show started. Fuck yeah. And getting on the train and people with fucking ghetto glasses. Listen, the highway to hell. Me, Di Agostino, this kid, not the Di Agostino today. This kid, Di Agostino, I grew up with his sister. We shared lockers. And me, him, and this kid named Randy and Mirgal got him to rest his soul.

One of the toughest white dudes ever. We took a bus from Jersey, North Bergen, Newport, Union City, all the way down to Seaside Heights. And we fucking, he refused to take that off. We did a hit of assets and he kept putting ACDC and he kept flipping it. He kept putting on highway to hell and flipping it over to ACDC, the Australian release. Oh yeah, yeah. TNT. TNT with soul stripper and all that shit.

Squealer. Squealer. You know how many times the bus driver pulled over? I said, the next time you turn that on, we're throwing you off the bus. And again, we do it. And again, and that's the, oh my God, it's, it's, you're sad. You're sad that you didn't really put those moments on tape. I always tell my friends when I talked to them now, I said, I'm really sad that I didn't

think I had it in the box. I didn't have a camera. Oh, it's crazy. You know, I feel fucking terrible. Somebody taped the Pink Floyd show. I was at, it's on, it's on whatever. It's not a great taping, but it's really sad that we didn't even tape, taking the bus over or the people who hung out in the city in those days, the people that would trade

you seats. Yeah. There were people that would trade you seats. So what do you got? 12, they got six roll. Let me get that in $20. Well, you just bought counterfeit tickets. You stupid.

Yeah. You got fucking shit. If you're walking to the fucking garden with tickets in your hand, keep them. Yeah. You don't got to talk to nobody. You don't know how many times my friends have come up to me. We scored six roll. Yeah.

We gave them our tickets in 10 bucks. And I'm like, oh Jesus, the next day at school, you're not going to believe it. They were fucking through gazes. They were fake fucking tickets. That one in the three card Molly, the guys who get you with me. My buddy got nailed on that in front of Judas Priest. Man, we're out there. Henry J. Kaiser, the guy, they got the setup, dude.

You don't know. And he walks up, puts down 20 and wins 100 real easy. And then you're like, what the fuck? My buddy's like, oh man, I saw where the card is. I'm in and he does it. And now he can't buy a jersey because he fucking lost his money. The shirts were $20. 20 bucks.

10 bucks. I paid 15 for the Pink Floyd one. Yeah, they're like 10 bucks. Yeah. The Pink Floyd baseball T-shirt. Yeah. You know, there's the colored sleeves. Yeah, the jerseys.

With the thing. That shirt lasted for six or seven years. Oh yeah. Even the logo in front. Like I finally lost it. Yeah. I left it in California or something like that. They disintegrated.

I'd wear them till they disintegrated. Those concert T-shirts were your badge of honor. You know, it's that walking to the office every day with your little Starbucks cup and you thinking, Johnny Bananas in those days, when you went to a concert, if you didn't wear the concert T-shirt. Monday at school. What do you mean Monday at school? The next day.

Oh yeah. The next day. Church. Yeah. A fucking funeral. Yeah. A first communion. Yeah.

You wore that shirt. If you went to a concert, whether it was tall or whoever, you bought a T-shirt. Oh, totally. And you wore that motherfucker to school the next day and you were proud. You were like, fuck this shit. It was the only place you could get a shirt. Yeah. You couldn't go to Hot Topic.

There was no Hot Topic go down. Hey, look at this. You got the shirt and you walked onto the campus at school and people were like, you went last night. What was it like? And God forbid somebody bought you a shirt. Oh. And you didn't go to the concert.

Oh, that was sacrilege. Oh, shit. Oh, guys used to go, will you buy me a shirt? Yeah, yeah. They'd be like, no, no, man. I'm not going to work for you, man. I ain't getting your Olympic medals. No, no.

It's crazy because now when you go to Walmart in like Kentucky or in the small city, like a big... Seven bucks. They have all those like Led Zeppelin, the reunion tour, the one tour, the devil, whatever. They have them in all those stores. If you go to not Walmart, but the other one. Target. Target.

No, no, no, no. Target's got them all. Target. Which one? Kmart. One of those stores, Kmart and Target have all vintage. Target's got them all. Every vintage T-shirt.

When I see Justin Bieber with a vintage fucking, Metallica shirt or something, I'm going to punch him in the mouth because I stood online. Oh, yeah. You know, I did acid, I sacrificed the job. Fuck you. I'm not coming in tomorrow. We got to drive to Philadelphia. Yep.

You know, you put all this effort into going to concerts and all of a sudden you get these Johnny Come lately, they paint their fucking hair blue down and they wear the concert T-shirt. That's how against we were fake people in those days. That's true. Like this is why I get so offended today because I see all these people that are just walking around, they haven't earned the right to do this shit. They really haven't. These people really haven't.

I would ask the guy, hey, what did they play for the Encore? And you go, oh man, I was fucked up. It's like, no, you weren't there then because you would know what they played for the Encore. Everybody knows the Encore. You know, they'd be like, fuck dude, they came out, they didn't let them be rocked. That's the first thing you told people the next morning. That night when you bumped into people at the bar, it was the Encore. Oh shit, you fucked up.

They were tremendous. Yeah. Dog, they went out, they did three fucking Encore. Like I still remember going to see the New Barbarians at the garden and they did a bunch of Encore's and like being so happy and they did, you know, you know, what sugar sugar they do. Rock and roll. Yeah.

Whenever they do those Encore, those super bands get together. Yeah. Yeah. They do like a 50s tune. They're like, come on. That shit drives me crazy. Yeah. Right?

At the end of these awards ceremonies. They just do the Rummy Jam. And they, oh, it drives me fucking. Right? They all got like that stupid look on their faces. And then there's Paul Schaefer over there triggering the solos. You got this one, man. You got this one.

You know? He drives me. I thought he died. No, he's still out there. I saw him last week. I almost fucking threw the TV out the window. Oh. Let me give him some shout out so we can get you out of here.

I love you, Dan. Hey, man. What a great episode. Memorial Day weekend. Just talking music. Oh. Honesty about music. I want to give a shout out to David Rubin, my man Jeffrey Collins, my man Scott.

He used Chris Murphy, BJJ, Cardio, Kid, Digger Smart, Ali Baez, my girl fucking Lady J. I haven't seen her on Twitter. Get your shit together. Wash that monkey. My main girl, Oogie Spooky, my fucking peeps in Austin and shit. Tommy Easter, Digger Smart, Paul Perez, Cush Squat, Glenn Collin, and Cheeseburger Dan. I love you, motherfuckers. Don't forget, I will be at the Omaha Funny Bone June 10th and 11th, and I'll be at the

Philadelphia Helium throwing some fucking heat, June 27th, 27th, and 27th, going their webpage. What are you bothering me for? I'm doing comedy works five nights headlining. Fourth of July weekend? June 28th through July 2nd. It's a great club. People go out there and fucking see me, reefer heads.

Please do it, man. Bring him reefer. He'll bring it back to me. Yeah, I will. You'll see me. And also, I got an excellent podcast dropping tomorrow with Tim Bloom from The Mother Hips and shout out to Greg Riley from El Cajon Harley. He's a big fan of the church and a good friend of mine.

Good man. Give him my love and shit. It's funny, I was going to try to get you on with Missing Bird Terry Barzillo's song. And I keep forgetting to hit him up. He's right here in Van Nuys and listens to the podcast. Great kid. I see his tweets and shit. He hit me up.

He's got a band. What happened with his dad? Is he still alive? Yeah, I talked to him. I said, can we get your dad on? I saw your dad at the Us Festival and your dad's one of the first really super drummers that had the instructional videos and stuff. He said he's going to try.

He said his dad is kind of an introvert now, stays in, stays in the house, doesn't go out much. And I was like, well, sometimes a podcast will jumpstart somebody's life. They get out and they do the podcast and they start interacting on social media. Social media. Exactly. And they go, hey, man, fuck, this is great. And Lee, great to see you, dude.

Always. How you doing, buddy? I love you. Are you seeing anything yet, Lee? I know. I'm feeling a lot of shit, but I don't see nothing. What do you feel? What do you feel?

I love when he goes, oh, I'm feeling a lot of shit. When you say teeth floating, I think I feel what you mean. Look at somebody who got a good picture of me on Twitter. That's my man. That's my man. One by one podcast. Yeah. What kind of chocolate cookies are those, Lee?

Oh my God. Someone. Hey, before we get out, I want to leave one note for you. I really think, Lee, fire up this band just one second because I want you to hear this. Look at Lee. He don't want to write no more. Lee's like, I'm done. Lee, one.

I've been typing up. I can't type. You got Lee. Okay. So Steve and Amanda Barstell, they listen to this podcast, but they listen to Good Time to Steve Simone and he was in Edmonton and they gave him these chocolate cookies and they, I think they have Reese's Pieces in there. So you're going to fucking break one out?

Yeah, go for it. You're going to eat one all of a sudden? I'm too high to do that. Trust me. You need a piece of cookie in here to calm that dragon down a little bit. Calm that dragon? Why do you think I'm fucking suggesting it for my health, Lee? Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go overboard. Tomorrow is Memorial Day. You're going to be sitting there with your family and shit thinking about your fucking pathetic life for two minutes, think about the fucking people who got in a fucking plane or a boat and go to a foreign land and stab motherfuckers for you. If you ever think about that, you fucking mook the mook to you every day. Put the fucking national anthem on Lee. That's it.

Give me one of those fucking cookies, Lee. I'm getting emotional here. Lee gets a cookie for himself if he gets one of those cookies. Start up with the scratcher. Tell me when you're ready. Hit it. This 2016 Memorial Day, don't think of yourself when you're in the barbeque, thinking about what people brought.

This guy brought donuts. This guy brought steaks. This guy brought chicken. This guy didn't bring none. What the fuck did you bring? What the fuck did you bring? Did you take a boat and go over there and stab fucking Vietnamese people? Did you go over there and fucking fight the Nazis?

Did you go over there and fight the Cubans? What the fuck did you do? You're hanging out at Starbucks, badmouthing your country, sticking up Patrani's and shit. Fuck you, motherfucker. Tomorrow's the day. That's what you stick up for. But you forget that shit. You forget it when you're eating your gluten-fucking-free pasta.

And you're fucking apple-fucking-whatever. Fuck yourself, cock-sucker. Thinking of people left their families and shit. Me, I never went. I never jumped a fence. But tomorrow, think about that, you cock-suckers. Think about fighting ISIS and these stinky fucking mukti-mucks. Before you eat your fucking cheeseburger, you worthless cock-sucker.

I love America. Thank you for coming on tonight, my brothers. I'm high as fuck, and that's all that matters. You understand me? Those are pretty good cookies, right? Yeah, they're gonna tame the fucking spider, you understand me? You don't want this fucking spider getting hold of you, and as usual, one of my new sponsors, and I love them to death, Dotsusara, you know what it means to leave the salary

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All right. I love you, Dean. Thank you for being my fucking rock mogul and keeping me alive with music and shit. Stop talking to me about music, man. We could talk for hours. It's just incredible. It's just, I mean, it's just like old days, just doing coke in the living room and just go, what about this record, man?

There's nothing like that. Thanks for coming out. Hell yeah. Don't forget Omaha next week and then Philadelphia. I don't know the dates. I'm fucked up. What do you want from me? Have a great holiday.

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Sometimes I wish someone up there would find me To win, I walk and run I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the borderline of the edge and where I walk along Meet between the lines What's not deaf and everything's alright Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive

And I walk along I walk alone, I walk alone I walk alone, I walk alone My shadow's the only one that watch beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone up there would find me To win, I walk and run I walk alone, I walk alone

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