Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #392 - Chris Taloa

Episode Date: June 28, 2016

Chris Taloa, Professional surfer and CBD enthusiast joins Joey and Lee to talk about his CBD product. Bogie, Chris' partner calls in to talk more about the benefits of CBD.   This podcast is broug...ht to you by:    Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles. Use code Joey to get 5% off of your order.    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   Recorded live on 06/27/2016  

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Starting point is 00:00:49 June 27th I Are you kidding me or what? I'm trying to tell you motherfuckers Monday bitches Uncle Joe is here We ain't fucking around fresh from Philly There you go
Starting point is 00:01:41 Are you fucking kidding me or what? Who opens up with sticks? Nobody remembers fucking sticks What's happening you bad motherfuckers uncle Joey here my main little Jewish brother Lee Syat Hello from the fucking Israeli side of the Syat's big envelope. It's got so much loot You don't even know how much money you got because the interest and then my main man Chris taught Loa in the fucking house He's gonna break down a couple things for you motherfuckers before we get this party started How you doing to Lee Chris? Very good talking to the mic. I'm doing very good. You look good. Thank you very much I like the new haircut. Everything's beautiful here. I gotta tell you guys
Starting point is 00:02:23 I never leave a town and I gotta start doing it more often. I want to thank the people who came to the five shows in Philly You guys With some of the fucking best crowds I've run into a long goddamn time. You weren't sensitive about nothing You took the ride. Nobody. Oh, it was tremendous. I want to thank you from the bottom I have to make him it feels special. All right, and It's just a great fucking time man Sometimes you forget how good some of these fucking American cities are Me and why everybody wants to go do this and that and you just have to tap in and you see the beauty of these fucking cities
Starting point is 00:02:59 And killies especially East Coast Philly's great on every angle because there's history fucking baseball There's food. I want to work 24-hour diner. Both of these waitresses could never win a beauty contest If they wanted to they have been smoking since the age of eight They were in their 60s and they worked a midnight shift. Listen, I don't give a fuck of you a black belt jujitsu You're not taking all these bitches down. They've seen it all in Philadelphia One worked for 18 years the other one. I mean, it was tremendous I went in every day got eggs the eggs were fucking burnt The home fries were horrific the bacon. It was bacon, but I don't know what animal it came from
Starting point is 00:03:34 But it was delicious. I just sat there had a great time with them I drank my water and I gave him a fucking file out of tip and I left that was the highlight of my fucking two days Just being around normal fucking people in a normal fucking diner. You know I'm saying my favorite place Especially break there's something weird about breakfast places when people go in there every day like I always see on TV People go to bars. I never went to bars I went to breakfast places and like they go hang out there every day especially on the East Coast like Every McDonald's or Dunkin Donuts you go into has a 11 o'clock. Yeah has a little hang out of old people Fucking ask me. Yeah, why are you eating it? What's up, Doug?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Nothing much man. It's going on in your world. Just watching. I've I've never done anything like this So it's like whoa, just check it out. Yeah I met your old legacies jitsu and we had a couple of discussions and You know you and Leo and there's a lot of guys over there very health conscious It's very inspiring, you know that you see people drinking fucking water with chia seeds in it and People tell you about their diets there and people bring bananas and You showed up with something a little different you were talking to me about CBD oils and I've been exposed to them, you know Never taken any of them. I'm not gonna lie to you before I'd never known I was interested in the health facets of it
Starting point is 00:04:56 I had heard different stories. I heard pro and con but you know what dog? I heard more fucking pro Than con okay. Yeah, I heard a lot more pro than con I did a benefit for a woman years ago that had a child and she was fighting for the kid to get it And it was just a fucking nightmare. So I have friends in Boulder. Like I said that ever since the whole Colorado legalization people two people on his blocks moved there because their children had either epileptic fits Or something else was going on and they put them on a CBD diet And now the kids speak and they go to school and they can play in the fucking Sun And you know so you hear all these great effects for young people, you know, I heard a cop. I heard that it has effects on
Starting point is 00:05:39 Dementia I read the other day that it affects dementia that if you start as a preventive You it fights dementia lowers your risk of having fucking dementia. So something's got to be at going on here and somebody's lying to us Do you follow I'm saying to you something's got to be going on. Yeah, and somebody's lying to us Hey, I that's a powerful thing to say because you know, there's so much I want to say but I took to You know to watch ourselves in these areas, you know, I I want to just be so open about it like like the individuals that I have seen that have that have decided to take and And and and and use CBD oil and properly use it
Starting point is 00:06:25 Have That have had cancer that I've known of have all done Extremely well and the times that I've seen them doing really well like I'm not gonna say the CBD oil is doing the work I don't you know, I'm not I'm not I just I just know what I'm seeing and they're doing really well And then the ones that I have That I that I have lost you know, all my different people that were close to me have stayed the The use with the the doctors routes with the chemo and I've watched some really good friends pass away and and you know This this last year. We lost a guy named Brock little from Hawaii. He's a really
Starting point is 00:07:04 He was like an amazing individual. He got me into the movie industry by mistake. He he opened a lot of doors for a lot of people's lives He's just the most ballsy. Yeah, he was he was like one of the most ballsy as individuals I ever saw like in the surf world and We all looked up to me He's like our hero our Superman and then we saw him get cancer and he he wanted to hide away from it I didn't know how he took the CBD oil what type of CBD oil it was or or how the CBD oil was that was processed that he got Well, you know, he he kind of just like just wanted to go already it was a lot of pain for me passed on and had a memorial for him this past weekend and
Starting point is 00:07:44 It really would put a fire under my butt to like go looking and seeing what the heck's going on here Because that's like the I lost a lot of good friends recently and then now there's a lot of kids getting this and I'm like why is that you know and You know, I have a friend of mine from Maui who was sick for a long time He was surfing into Haiti when when they had that nuclear blast out and the wave hit him in the face He met all these guys on this green peace boat and most of the guys in the green peace boat They died except for one guy that was down by the engine room and bogey got hit the direct in the face with this wave And you know, he knew already something was wrong and since that time he hardly sleeps
Starting point is 00:08:20 it's been going through major surges all through his face and everything else like that and I and I believe that the reason why he's still alive is because he does a treatment called ozone and this oil this oil is doing something that's keeping him alive and Keeping him here and you know all the positives that he hears that's going on with this stuff is helping him stay strong To keep going in this path and stay here because there's some times where he doesn't want to be here There's the pain so outrageous that he's going through what he's here and he's here for the reasons, you know What's ozone treatment he he goes and he goes to this machine and they take the blood out of his body and it goes to the Machine and then when they put it back into his body, it's blue. It's like a blue color
Starting point is 00:08:58 It takes all the the toxins out of it everything. I think this is what the Who's that that a guitarist from Keith Richards? Yeah, I think he does this stuff. He's still alive that animal Well, I wanted to begin on what you said the the fucked up part is yeah, I mean Medical marijuana gets a bad rap. No, you can just go and say anything but if if people are aligned to us about Curing cancer that are like destroying families. It's not like oh we can cure the cold with marijuana It's like oh we can cure cancer and that if like if that's what's being lied about That's it's crazy. That's what scares me because the point that I don't think you're saying is that
Starting point is 00:09:42 This cures cancer. I don't want to say that right, right? That's what let me just say this for this, right? Let me oh, well, I misspoke. I'm sorry So not cures, but it can and it can assist in some of the negative aspects of it or increase Or help with your healing power But whatever it does if it does if anything helps if if doing backflips helped and you weren't allowed to do backflips Then why like it just it's ridiculous. Yeah, so um, you know like There's a lot of CBDs oils out there all these guys are making these different different forms really doing their best to make what they're making I'm not gonna knock any of it because I know that this stuff works to a degree. I don't know what theirs is working at and how it works
Starting point is 00:10:25 I just know that ours is a step above everybody else in a lot of ways because we have two different kind of chemical compounds in our oil That just rock people. I mean We had a girl that was in the ICU. She was like A week and a half left and she was gonna go and she had like these coral forming tumors sticking out of her gut It was bad and they wouldn't let her put the stuff in her mouth The doctors wouldn't let her put in the mouth because they didn't know it was in it So they started putting it on topically and it started to dissolve and she finally had a chance to go to sleep And she actually slept it was the first time she slept forever
Starting point is 00:11:00 She had catheters in her for you know get her to do to like dump all her toxins out of her body and stuff and then finally the doctors No, they tested is it all this nothing. It's just glycerin ain't nothing way to give it to her So they gave it to her and she took it into her body and all of a sudden Within six hours or I think six hours her she had chemo now She got knocked at the chemo like two days prior to this or two or two or three days prior to this her white blood cell count went from like zilch to six hundred in six hours and then Within 24 hours, she was going home and she went home Then within two to three weeks her tumors reduced to 50%
Starting point is 00:11:38 Then after that, they don't know where the fuck the tumors are and she's running around jumping around screaming Where's my magic drops? She's a little girl having a good time and she's with her family and To me, that's an amazing beautiful to me. I had me and my wife There's emotional for us that we cried for a while. I called a I called up Tyson Beckford I was like back for a dude. I gotta tell you something I wasn't so shocked like I had to talk to somebody that maybe could help me get this out You know and looking for a name that could do that and and it's just you know I told him all this if he it was like for him was like what you said used to suck bigfoot, you know
Starting point is 00:12:13 It's what I don't believe this, you know, let me ask you, but I don't I understand it for him You know for people at home. Nobody. I'm these are I want you to explain to the people in Ohio Yeah, what this fucking thing is from day one You get reefer is an 80% reefer. There's a strong reefer Is it just reefer that the weed stores don't want that sell to you? You have an extraction machine How do we get CBD? Oh, let's start from scratch. I don't know. Yeah. Hey, I'm learning all the time Okay, cuz there's a lot of there's a lot of different bogeys crap out there I know this much you get anything that has sugar in it or it's made they use chemicals to extract or there's alcohol in it
Starting point is 00:12:52 Right there I can guarantee you there are gonna be some compounds that aren't gonna be in that CBD oil Or it's not gonna have the same kind of effect plus what if the person's an epileptic or has seizures because any this You know the sugar kind of thing you can't give them something with sugar You want something with glycerin so you don't even affect that stuff. No was yours We have glycerin and we cold press this stuff. It takes us a year to process this stuff We're lucky to get 30 gallons a year. We were we're dedicated to making it proper. We do the best job that we can I'm I'm I'm super focused on making sure that this stuff gets out to the public in every single aspect I'm not gonna run away. I know that I'm doing a good thing
Starting point is 00:13:32 You know, I've just seen so many good things that autistic children reacting differently PTSD people I got some not a PTSD this stuff really helped me to really bring some stuff down and calm down I can say sorry when I don't want to say sorry stuff like that, you know, it's it's amazing. It helps me reroute my my Cerebrous my my my brain help it helps me to get around things that were triggering me before and be able to Sit with it without reacting to it and when that happens a neurological pathway is formed It helps me go around the trauma that would normally trigger me to flip it gets me around to the other side It gives me connected to the other side What happens now is there's a pathway built the next time I come across some freak accident trip that blows my mind
Starting point is 00:14:21 The route is easier for me to get to to get around without even being there even if I got the oil or not It I don't have to keep taking it. I'm not hooked to it. It just helped me get my route there That's all it this stuff is this stuff is amazing We were the only guys that that the VA is even considering using like weed for warriors came out This was gonna happen with us. We almost got this deal going through with these guys We want I can only imagine what a what a blast and what this stuff could do for someone's mind Okay, now let me ask you this the VA is already considering using the CBD oils Oh, they're using they're considering right now
Starting point is 00:14:54 They they want to use it and we're one of the guys that they're considering to use, you know, I'm I'm proud of this product I'm really proud of what it does, you know, like The reason why you on the show is because I could tell how proud I'm super proud And I wanted you to break this shit down to these motherfuckers not You know how your product is better than the other Breakdown, I know your product CBD beautiful thing man, if you can get any form I don't know how the other guys are working but get it and you'll notice some things like what should it have in it
Starting point is 00:15:25 Like let's say it doesn't have glycerin in it. What do I want to look for? Well, if I don't want sugar I don't want sugar in my CBD oil sugar. I don't want sugar in there I don't want alcohol in there for sure, too There's there's two chemical compounds that I can see that we have in this stuff here One of them CBD at six point two seven percent of this stuff and the other part is CB GA, which is twenty one point six nine percent of this stuff then we've got the CBD, which is only one point two one point two two oh percent and
Starting point is 00:15:56 D9 THC which is six point seven five percent the THC a is sixty four point one Percent there's there's two chemical compounds. You're not gonna find using those others Type of things in there or you're gonna get a really small small amount where it's not really you're not gonna get that effect I believe that these two chemical compounds I don't know why I'm just going for my own assumption for my taking this stuff when I hurt my back And I heard it all the time because I don't like to lose I keep trying and jujitsu. Just fuck it. We're at war Bring it, you know, so this stuff. Maybe I get a sprain or something like that I noticed that taking this oil the inflammation that came within 90 to like two minutes
Starting point is 00:16:37 This stuff is gone. If not gone, it's almost gone And if I wiggle my hips around and try to relax and stuff my body knows what's up It releases and I gotta be honest you gave me a bottle you gave me two bottles Yeah, and it sat in my thing for three or four days, you know, I went online. I looked up your company. I Thought about what my friend said to me, you know And I I took it as preventive medication, you know now You know, I'm a hundred pounds overweight from my body frame
Starting point is 00:17:09 My right knee has had surgery on it and I fucked it up right off the bat the left knees tip top my goon knock on wood My shoulders give me a little pain from doing behind the neck things and you know guys It's like my friend Timmy gets in and out of a truck all fucking day You know, he doesn't have a broken ankle, but in the winter and all that stuff your body gets sore Okay, no, no, this is what I was thinking about. So what the fuck do you guys want me to tell you at home? This is what I did. I did exactly what these guys do Leo drinks a smoothie for breakfast. He's a vegan so I started putting fucking omelette with cherries like he Leo told me I started drinking my smoothie in the morning and then I
Starting point is 00:17:51 Spray the stupid shit in my fucking nose the whatever the low of the inflammation steroids and Then I blast, you know, you told me used to listen your body's used to it already. It calls for three drops So I put maybe six drops in there. Okay. Now, what do you guys want me to tell you my dick got harder? So I could see through walls. I will tell you what I felt definitely I Felt a little bit more energetic in the mornings than I usually do I felt myself thinking a little clearer now I didn't take anything else the only other supplement I take beside this is in my protein shake the hem force and I take The protein after drink I get
Starting point is 00:18:30 that my friend's company makes its low sugars and all that shit and I could take a baby aspen. That's it and I take six drops of this now Let me tell you guys what I've encountered. I'm a fat fuck when the judo guy came to town Usually I wouldn't go I don't want to get flipped When you're heavy, it doesn't feel good to get flipped. There's a lot of pressure and one drop I know how to fall. I went to Ikea as a kid. I wanted, you know, now you learn how to break falls I went to the jits the judo one and They pick your ankle up Lee and throw you up in the end your land. It was tremendous
Starting point is 00:19:04 I can't lie to you. They was starting from the feet and you do the whole thing no flips No crazy 69s and all that shit. Just a leg toss, you know I Gotta tell you something. I woke up the next day And I didn't feel dick Okay, I got a little pain in my wrist. I Don't have that much pain anymore if you want me to tell you that my knees healed I can't say that to you. That's a torn fucking meniscus in there and God knows what else is in that
Starting point is 00:19:35 But that little ache I would get in there from time to time which was a little bit of arthritis is gone I Could feel the tendon. I'm no fucking gene. I'm not gonna tell you the CBD or ill the tendon I'm not blind anymore. That's when people are not gonna buy into it, but when I Read the amount of people going to Colorado for their children when I read about People taking that for PTSD somebody got arrested two years ago Because they got a ship to their house and but the guy said he didn't hear voices anymore
Starting point is 00:20:08 He's still a little fucked up, but he didn't hear voices if it keeps you together. I have heard Phenomenal results with cancer Phenomenal results with cancer In fact, they even said that the edibles with the marijuana It was kind of bad for you because of the sugar that they'd much rather you have the cannibal oil However, the fuck you say it. I'm not gonna say it can have an animal. I don't fuck bro. I fuck it up, too So whatever I don't talk about this for you people because I Know it. There's a lot of states are listening to this or a lot of countries and you don't know
Starting point is 00:20:43 That this exists or this is available to you. You do know, but you don't want to know about it I'll tell you what, you know in my 30 days. That's what I felt, but I Excuse me. I felt something else. I Sleep better I've been hitting a certain realm Right, right REM REM sleep because I've been dreaming I had a dream I went back to Cuba with a bunch of these motherfuckers and I lost and I'm Eddie Brown Well, I lost everybody but Becky kept fucking, you know, couldn't get she's like the flu
Starting point is 00:21:12 Well, how much do both of you because you used to Joey did you get any cake back because I know if I told my mom Who grew up in the 60s and 70s that I was using marijuana medically she'd laugh or say or or get Be very skeptical about it because all they think of it as Reef for madness. It's a drug. So how much of a kickback? I mean, have you either of you guys gone? Get back. What do you mean? Like like just people being like, oh, that's that's a snake oil or that's that's not real Oh, I've heard a little bit but not as much as I was expecting. I got a lot of people more They don't want it because it's drugs, right, you know that thing but not so much snake oil But because it's drugs it I can't do it
Starting point is 00:21:59 No, I lost one of my best friends is Eddie Solomon. He actually was a semi kind of knew like a Dean of white would give him a couple shirts for his fights and had a big bull symbol for it and all that and and We tried to get him on this stuff. He spent like 750,000 dollars chasing the world doing different chemo's all over the place and it wasn't Working and then you know, he just went down, you know That to me was like, whoa, you know, I read a case
Starting point is 00:22:30 I read a case where And guys, I'm no medical fucking journal. I'm just here to describe what I read to you I read a case where they did something not chemo to lower the tumors The tumors went down. Oh with the CBD oil. Yeah, no, no, no, no, he did something completely different not chemo Some other type of radiation some other type of it's the same fucking shit. Ain't it radiation? He did something else that went down. This is a case like an angle into some shit and then He went on the CBD oil. No, here's the deal. He did it came back
Starting point is 00:23:07 He did three different treatments the doctor didn't work for him his sister suggested CBD oil He did the CB fucking D oil after all that stuff the things went away and never came back He's cancer-free three in a fucking half years. Okay, that's not a snake oil fucking story. No, that's nice They even went they they talked about the laboratory. They got it from and the lab broke it down We're about to get a call from Chris's partner and he's got more of the facts about science and stuff like that, you know These are the things I have read like I said, I have a friend DG and He was in Colorado or whatever the fuck and we were talking about a month ago Whatever and he was telling me the amount of prices and homes how they've gone up
Starting point is 00:23:53 But he goes, you know, a lot of these people aren't to something Because their kids either get epileptic fits or there was something else. This was no cancer involved here This was where the kids don't get fits no more the kids are focusing better in school You know one thing I noticed was beside the sleep the sleep on my end was very good I was getting solid asleep and I was getting seven hours a night But what I forgot to tell you guys was also a sense of calmness Lee yes, that gave somebody a ride home on the kindness of my heart and they drove me into an alley That was bumping a bumper traffic
Starting point is 00:24:28 And the only one car moved every ten minutes here. I got my luggage in the fucking car I wanted to turn around and punch him right in the fucking mouth because he lives on this block You should know this fucking road construction on a Sunday, but I gotta tell you I wasn't even mad at all Like it didn't bother me like little things. I was mad last tribute that to the CB dealer. I have a sense of calmness I don't know what that calmness is from me. Don't get me wrong. I'm still a fucking animal. I'm still a degenerate, but These are the things I noticed whenever you work out Lee, okay? You're a big guy. You're a strong guy whenever Chris works out. I get on top of Chris. I'm 300 pounds, okay? Chris isn't bench pressing me
Starting point is 00:25:10 But he's moving around Jiu-jitsu all that stuff kettlebells is anaerobic Okay, so yeah, you focus on On those big muscles if I if I tear a bicep God forbid it hurts if I tear Something it hurts, but every time you work out you tear little fibers You take little fibers around your fucking joints, you know stuff that you don't feel you don't fucking know You know, I think this helps I Think this helps your joints. I think this helps a little bit with arthritis
Starting point is 00:25:44 We were talking about my friend's dad that his mother said it didn't work in the hands But the father doesn't use a walking stick no more season. He only eats a little piece of a chibichu Just a little piece before he takes a fucking I think So these are the things I fucking heard Do I believe in all this shit? Yes and no yes and no somebody's lying Somebody's fucking lying or somebody's not approving this for a fucking reason. Well, I Saw something recently Where a doctor was breaking down that when um, you know, he was he was just coming clean about it saying like
Starting point is 00:26:23 When doctors do the chemo stuff they actually get a kickback and they make some money there, you know Of course, I probably pick a certain kind of you know, all the insurances. They bill you $82,000 Even though it's only really $10,000 Well, you get a percentage of that if you're a dog at the end of you you get a bonus from those companies, you know Whether it's pills you prescribe it's money bait, you know I got six pills to prescribe to you when you come into my office, but I prescribe you one If I prescribe that pill to four of my 10 patients that come in with anxiety problems I'm getting a bonus from them at the end of the fucking year if I convinced Lee
Starting point is 00:26:58 It was a doctor to do the same fucking thing and Chris to do it. That's the way a political system works. That's part of our politics They them giving it away You know, let me explain some to you. How long does a fucking commercial last for a drug? Chantix 30 to 60 seconds, bro. No, no, no, how long how long do they play him for you? We say they play him in blocks, but they play him in blocks for 90 days. You might see him a lot I guarantee that's the end of the year rush for them and Doctors are giving that shit out like hotcakes when you come into a doctor the doctor say listen There's a generic pill that's $32, but this is way better. I'm gonna give you a sample of this
Starting point is 00:27:34 Well, you want to eat the generic shit, but you want to eat the good shit, so he gives you a little fucking taste It's like it's like dealing coke. It's actually when we take this, but I'm gonna call you and I don't know if it's fucking good Nobody wants to you God's pill. They want the good pill so they get bonuses based on that stuff and Then the price of cannabis even with a markup. I grew up in Boulder So I was introduced to holistic medicine in Boulder Did I jump up and down over it? No, but I knew a lot of people that took care of a lot of problems I have I have bursitis on my feet. I went for that shit where they fucking drained the brick the bag out of your foot You want to talk about me? Let me kick you in the nuts act Lee. That's a fucking introduction
Starting point is 00:28:14 That's nothing when they stick a needle in your heel pull that out And then put another quarter zone shot and your fucking heel and they got to do both feet both days You know I ain't walking no fun No, no, you can't walk for a day and then they put the heel No, but if you get bursitis you have no idea what that's like ladies and gentlemen trying to hide behind this If you get bursitis you have a you have this pain every time you sit down Okay, if you ever have it, you'll fucking know you have it in your heel It's one more in the wrong shoes or running without proper support. It's like shin splints
Starting point is 00:28:48 It's the opposite of shin splints. So what happens you run your feet? Bye bye. Everything's great. Go sit down. I got a pen and call your wife When you get back up, you have no fucking idea how you hear feels when you get up to pee in the middle of the night You have no fucking idea when you wake up in the morning, you dread it because you got to get on that foot So they have to shoot that foot drain it and put a fucking quarter zone in there to lower that shit and And so you're saying does the we make that pango away? Well, I haven't had it in years But I'd like to see how all that stuff affects that and trust me this study is going on right now There's tons of studies and it's always just tons of stuff. Yeah
Starting point is 00:29:29 Tons of studies, you know, all you need is 10 people to come out and say it the little the tumors lowered All you need is 10 people to come out and say they have chronic arthritis and now they don't have swelling in their hands That's all you need We need people to step up and say it. That's all we need people to make YouTube videos and tell me show it I'll stay took and show it. Yeah, and wait the fucking world up You know I'm saying I know if I was doing something and I was getting the fucking super positive result from it And I wasn't sharing and I'd feel like a fucking asshole. I Feel like a fucking asshole wait a second. I got a kid that can't you know
Starting point is 00:30:04 And you know what's going on and you don't say anything. You're just as guilty. So that's me man Like I I got this. I want spiritual wealth. I don't need anything other other kind of well spiritual well to me That's that's where I get it like being real with this, you know, like this is what it's doing for people I want to make sure people can see it. I want to make sure people can get it I want people with their children to be a tattoo weed on you. Huh? You got a tattoo. We know nothing like that I mean, uh, you understand you don't come in with weed shirts, you know those fucking monkeys No, I'm not I'm not sure if I can swatch. Yeah, I don't know you know respect you and Leo a lot I've learned a lot since I've been going over that class over that me too nice people because I look up to those guys in a
Starting point is 00:30:43 Way that I don't look up to nobody. I don't give a fuck about these creatures I deal with in the music industry in the comedy and I got my fucking respect for them There's like a handful that you really like the rest of me talk because you got to talk to these fucking morons but I Look at the people since I was a kid man My mom used to always tell me right out. You're gonna have two choices in life You're gonna hang out with fucking losers. You can hang out with people that are doing something Usually those people aren't as interesting but you learn more from those fucking people and sometimes I sit there
Starting point is 00:31:15 And I look around that class and I talk to people and I ask them creepy fucking questions You know, there's a reason why you're built that way What are you doing? And they'll say I'm a vegan or I'm not I can't imagine my life without a steak But that's out, but nobody can't say you could be a half a vegan What's half of the half a vegan and instead of eating four steaks a week you eat one Okay, do you follow I'm saying and you eat six ounces with two eggs or something like that? You know, you could be a half a vegan, you know, you could eat fish all the time and you could look at your egg count You know, you could make protein shakes in the morning
Starting point is 00:31:48 I always made a smoothie with almond juice and fruit and a little fucking banana and an hour later He eggs guess what I eliminated those eggs and I and that 11. I have a protein shake now So there's no solid food in me before lunch. No way. Yeah, I'm gonna try to do that I'm gonna try to do that for the next fucking six weeks and then go to jujitsu at 12 do that work out then come home And I have a tremendous meal a salad a protein Hey, I got a good I got a good easy salad for you a little bit of a carb I don't need a lot of shit. No, no, just keep it simple lettuce tomato onions Maybe an avocado vinegar. No, you made my fucking day right here like easy stuff like what quinoa?
Starting point is 00:32:27 No, no, no, I put avocado in there. All right, and then you get kale and you get Oh my god, I can't get the name of the plant in in my head. Oh and two already with the kale Yeah, a rugula a rugula. Oh, that's good. What a fucking you got a rugula even Steve Martin couldn't find it in the witness relocation I don't know. You ever see that movie saying I can't get no arugula But you can put CBD oils in those shakes, can't you like in the smoothies and shakes? I'd rather put it directly in my mouth. Let it get absorbed like he told me 60 seconds It's like when we eat those stars leave. Okay, let me tell you something my friend I'm I got no reason to lie to you two guys. Yeah, that took a I didn't see any ghettos, but I took those wacky taffies
Starting point is 00:33:12 To fucking DC with me. What the fuck I was Philly. I'm sorry Thursday night, I took that wacky taffy and I chewed the shit out of it. I get all me ten bucks I gotta tell you something. I felt this fucking feeling within 20 minutes and I got you know, we're family here We we fucking ain't 900 milligram for it. I had 200 milligrams And within 20 minutes, I was on fire once I got on stage Lee. I blacked out Like blacked out like it was just fucking act I told him about my friend that did coke and told me whether I fly on his forehead He would smack his forehead interrupt everybody and go shit. There's a fly on my forehead and they would smack his forehead. I
Starting point is 00:33:52 Took him deep in the murky waters of the underworld but Friday night the same thing I chewed the fuck out of it because it's all in your mouth. Lee. That's my point That's why you follow small you too. You're half a fruit cake. I cut it in half You know good and have you just I can eat two more chew them down like a fucking they don't like a nickel How you feeling on that star dog? I don't want you to tap out like a home bent. Oh, man You can't tell my brother shit. You're the fucking man is feel this motherfucking born and raised in Hawaii Yeah, pretty much he was drinking fucking kale and reefer shakes at three. I Had capsules for the first time the other night. They're really good
Starting point is 00:34:26 I never done them before they took a little while to kick in but I like have you ever done those I you know why they took a while to kick in because you have to like melt the capsule The star has sugar when you go to a fucking bar, right and you drink like a fucking gin and tonic Okay, something happens, but it doesn't get that same fucking go to go to the frozen drink place across the way and Get a Bahama mama with a hundred and watch what happens to you because that sugar goes right into you So that edible takes longer because it's a capsule and it's oil You think you're dealing with Lisa had some fucking novice here. That's why they put sugar in all that shit Ah, I thought it was the mask and people say that if you eat it with cheese, it doesn't work
Starting point is 00:35:17 I don't know who eats cheese and fucking reefer anyway and people retarded I don't know he ever pizza that the cheese last long. I don't listen to shit We're eating it'll last longer. Well, even if I eat a fucking tree I can eat a fucking the rope with fiber and I'm still fucked up for two days We says he's high until he shits the next morning. What kind of animal are you? Oh, it's crazy. Like I'm I'll be high sometimes until I work out like that's why like I'm glad that sometimes that the kettlebell class is early because I'll get to the kettlebell class Don't too high to be here. I'm trying to do a Turkish get up and I get scared
Starting point is 00:35:53 I'm gonna drop the weight on my face because it's like it's a lot of weight. I'm like, I'm too high to be here And then this is your story. I'm like, okay, I'm okay That's why I never understood he always used to tell me go in that elliptical high. I'm like, I'm gonna fall off that elliptical That's and that's why I think it's cool segue that CBD is non-psychoactive Like it's just it's I'm not sure people see that's the biggest thing to make people overcome One big question I have for you because this is a question my friend had for me. Yeah Let's pretend I have arthritis. Hmm. I don't want to do the fucking medication It makes my fucking ass whole itch. You don't want to get all high and right, right? No, you don't want to do none
Starting point is 00:36:35 That's shit. Yeah, I try the CBD yours. I'm a union guy. I got a call. I go pee in a cup. What comes back? Go back to work Seriously, well, we got in there isn't even it's like eating granola with a hemp seed in it It don't mean nothing It the the the THC value in here is so low. We're legally allowed to ship this in all 50 states There's no issue with that. Are you fucking we just got ourselves when we stretched out to Australia We just got ourselves some some people working over there now. We want to make sure everybody knows that we're coming in We're not playing games
Starting point is 00:37:12 We're gonna do some work here And do some good things If you're good about it in the day about what we're doing I watched a very interesting documentary. I was high as fuck When I go back to my hotel room unlike a lot of people that go out and eat whatever I got a shut down when I just went through his health. I'm 53. I'm a fat guy I'm out of shape and I put my whole soul on the fucking line on stage I don't want I don't want you to pay 25 bucks and for me to half-ass it
Starting point is 00:37:41 So I don't fuck around at these shows. So I talk to people. I do what I can I go back to my hotel room I get water. I got bugles. This sadly was a little bag of bugles. I took it back to my room. I'm very satisfied And I decompressed but there was an interesting show on about acupuncture About how acupuncture started Lee A fucking bird half bird half man In china, you know, I love this started acupuncture Started acupuncture. I thought the people wait what half was bird one half was man. Who the fuck knows he had wings in the hand I don't fucking know
Starting point is 00:38:15 But they saw the same symbol in india And they saw the same symbol somewhere else And they believed that the these people came down These terrestials came down and showed them how to heal people The chinese bird would eat a drug that we make them hallucinate and he could look into your body. That's how he created the The points for acupuncture. What do they call Uh the meridians the meridians right the channels the meridians That's how he devised that shit and they've even dug up like fucking uh the mummies of these guys
Starting point is 00:38:49 Of of mummies of whatever the fuck they came from egypt egypt because it was egypt China do they do they look different india? That's all the same god. Yeah, oh man with a bird with bird body So oh that guy that guy so when they went to fucking very interesting They found that same thing in china They found no no no that they they had proof now That what that motherfucker taught in china they were doing in fucking uh egypt because they dug up a mummy And they had proved that this motherfucker was doing acupuncture
Starting point is 00:39:21 Not only that that fucking ching wu that fucking have bird have man Did an open heart surgery Three thousand fucking years ago before they knew anything about anything But they claimed the fame was that the skies opened up And that the the deities came down and showed them how to heal mankind and this is how acupuncture Started it fucking blew my mind then they took it in a different directions with fucking martians and shit and I had to fucking put on Blue bloods or whatever the fuck I was watching but the point of the story is
Starting point is 00:39:54 That i'm a firm believer in acupuncture. I saw what it did to me and what they were talking about Now Made me believe what I believe about acupuncture that you go in there your chi is low from a lot of years It gets worn from stress from pain from drug abuse weather Your chi that's that's your that's how the chinese believe it's your fucking inner strength What they do with acupuncture that the americans don't understand the same reason why this tbd oil is a tough sell He's fucking americans because they affiliate it with the hallucinogenic in it Is because it takes time to build your chi back
Starting point is 00:40:32 And once you build your chi with acupuncture, then you become bulletproof That's when my cat, you know, my calves don't swell up after a six-hour flight. Um Did you know that there's a exercise that the chinese are you are not a lot it's like illegal to do and it's called uh chinesan and um If you uh, look it up and you and you study it on the internet off of youtube. It's the simplest thing ever and um And uh, the the benefits out of the thing are just amazing. It's just self-healing and building your chi up in that way
Starting point is 00:41:07 um I kind of like recommend people take a look at that and I also recommend taking a look at something called falun dafa And falun dafa is amazing exercises as well that helped you to build your chi real powerful Yeah, you can do it from within also. That's that's the best fucking way falun dafa Yeah, and it was amazing all that falun dafa is just a form of tai chi that has just five exercises that illegal to do in china What happens if you do these little exercises they go out of your house and fuck your cat What do you think happens? But it's they were doing there. I don't know what they're doing
Starting point is 00:41:35 Well, all I know is that when I when I did it and I did it for myself it really opened up my back and opened up my neck Free me up, you know I think the most important thing That makes uh the american I think the most important thing because I see it with my wife listen, man My wife really believes in her yoga I like that my wife believes in her yoga
Starting point is 00:42:02 Do I believe in it as much as My wife does no, but I'll tell you what man. My wife does handstand. She's 46 years old That bitch does handstand. She can put her legs behind her head She does one-handed shit. I can't even fucking dream of doing she's doing a challenge now You know, she's a little embarrassed about the baby fat that stuck around I mean she lost all the baby fat except three pounds When she finishes that she's even thinking of going to legacy and doing the tack fit Because her friend was telling her about the tack for that yoga and that's very interesting, you know that whole fucking thing
Starting point is 00:42:34 But I see her belief in it She doesn't believe in the fucking swami lami and the fucking guy with the bikini walking around in the heat She don't fall for that shit, you know that's fucking pervert. You can't tell that guy Is a cosby jr. Wait till that comes out that guy fucking lullabies you with yoga and fucking the ass and wakes up And ask you why you've been sweating so much. You know, I'm saying Look, you're sweating. Yeah, because I just got fucked in the ass. Well, you think I'm sweating, but shit It's monday night cocksuckers You know, I mean that's the trip. So my wife goes to that place
Starting point is 00:43:12 It's an hour and a half. It's guys and men You know, I've gone in there with it. I love it. It's no incense. It's no Fucking hindu's walking around with dirty fucking feet. No, it's just it's three white chicks That got their doctorates one lived in india and they got together as a business their female owners They don't pimp it out. They don't have childcare in there. They take your phone on the way in Check that all down. My wife gives her an extra 10 and says the phone rings at the daycare I know when she's there. So It's people believe in certain things and they stick with it, you know, I'm a fat fuck
Starting point is 00:43:50 I go to that jujitsu school. I'm not gonna be a world champion. No, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna lose the most weight going over there three times a fucking week. I'll prove that to you right now I know it that my body fat is definitely down since I joined over there Just with that fucking jacket. You gotta wear that jacket when I bring it home I gotta hang it outside my knee pad. You think I sucked a thousand cocks in the heat You think I sucked a thousand dicks in 90 degree weather and shit My knee pads are drenched who sweats from their knees. I had to get new knee pads The back of them smelled like fucking a dead armpit
Starting point is 00:44:20 Lee they fucking you could I was scared when people passed my guard that they could sniff them through the fucking pants The other guy there's a bald guy there in class One day I had him on the north side and he goes jesus you're gonna sniff my dirty knees We were hollering because your knee pads you have to take them off and leave them outside and let them get drying and put them In the wash. It's a fucking nightmare. What was my point? I don't even know what I'm talking about here Uh cbd oz. That's right back to cbd oz What time is it lee? 652. All right, so we got eight fucking minutes. You're gonna put tony benlon. You're gonna sit there like I'm on the look
Starting point is 00:44:54 Of the year and stuff. You might if I go use the bathroom. No, yeah, brother. Yeah, that's the whole time I'm sitting here like a pivo Yeah Pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your heart Some somebody twice as smart I'm saying it's monday night me and lee on a fire one more star might go down A little bonfire lee lee's looking a little pale and shit over there. Oh my god lee you went fucking pale before After that first bone. Oh my god, your face got really red
Starting point is 00:45:43 And then all the blood shot from your body What your eyeballs bulged when was the last time you had a bong? It's been a while, right? Late I don't doesn't matter when the last time we did a bong. I've been telling you for months We're in training. I know but I have baby lungs. We might show up with a bong We might show up with a pipe. You got to be prepared with uncle joe You know what I'm saying? You never know what we're gonna fucking show up with a star or mushroom cap You throw away those mushrooms cock sucker. I didn't throw away
Starting point is 00:46:15 I don't want to eat no more mushroom, but the liquor fucking acid still hidden in the vault of life That's where I would have thrown away No, man How you feeling all right? I'm feeling pretty uh pretty marketed at the moment. Good. Good. You're looking fucking pretty immaculate yourself too um Yeah, well, no, my dad and I had a great time this weekend. I'm happy you you you put a tear to mine last night He looks great. He's getting old. We're getting old. He's having a good time But uh, we got fucking super high with him. We fucking sent him fucking packing last night
Starting point is 00:46:45 his hair he was here in fucking vietnamese people yelling and Jumping through weeds and shit that weed was tremendous last night. Oh my god. It was really good I'm You love for some animals We got some delivery, which I've never done before which is really cool I've never done that and it was really fun. Um, yeah, oh We saw that new independence day, which is pretty terrible I know that when you when you told me you were there, it's like we saw the first one though
Starting point is 00:47:15 There's weed going back this old school things against it was the double feature the original was so good A double feature of fucking that they hit you with the first it's like going on a date She lets you suck at titty as you drop 200 and then she tells you You got to go home because her brother sleeps on the bed That's what happened to fucking you when you want to see that dumb ass fucking movie You could tell that was bad in the commercial. You're like, oh, they fucked up They fucked up that they win a million dollars. Did they win number one? I'm sure did Stupid we fucking ours americans. Oh no, and and then you wonder why isis fucking is going to shoot you in the fucking head
Starting point is 00:47:52 Because you go see independence day. You got a boy cut that shit those marvel movies. It's over We're looking for one fucking hero an american hero You want to go see independence day like a fucking bunch of mooks. Okay. Well, what here? I know that you're gonna think i'm crazy But I had this thought that they should just stop making new movies And start re-releasing because you always you always give me shit for not seeing this and that and because it came out before my time I think they have enough good movies now that they could re-release those And as they are Yeah, I'll re-release them with a new cast
Starting point is 00:48:26 You know what and I thought about that's a very interesting question that you brought up because my dad and I we watched Airplane, which I'd never seen before we watched coming to america. We watched trading places. You never seen coming to america, bro I had seen that one But I watched it too this week. Oh my god those movies that they stand up dude. They look a little bit. It's not hd It's it's not I don't think there's actors that can me ask you that could hold up the cast Hd or a fucking good movie great movies. Okay, then what the fuck I don't like I don't give two fucks about hd fuck no In fact when I was watching coming to america, you could see the makeup. Yeah, and I had had a regular tv in the hotel room
Starting point is 00:49:05 You could see the fucking makeup. Yeah, that's what I could see with hd That's all I could see how old the movies really are But the movies are solid fucking movie. Oh my god fucking airplane. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? It's all a bunch of dumb classic fuck. Is that the one with oj now? No, it's the one with kareem He's the co-pilot. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right But it's and okay, I understand that it's it's very far-fetched And and my thought was that the stars now
Starting point is 00:49:36 Could have have access to the camera. Let me ask you a question to release it on it Both of you forget your fucking itunes Who's gonna play Charles Bronson and death wish Go ahead. No one. Give me 30 seconds. I'll give you 60 seconds. Oh death. Please Please let him keep smacking the bitch. Oh, yeah. No, yeah Okay, no, I'm not mad at him because that that's just a joke people. I'm just fucking around here. I'm trying. I'm trying to think I'm trying to think like
Starting point is 00:50:09 Yeah, maybe leave me probably a boredom. Oh come on guys. Yeah No, no, no, no, no not that lurchy motherfucker Death wish right now if I had a fucking cast it Death wish problem with death wishes If you really watch death wish The problem is he sold the architect But his face didn't
Starting point is 00:50:40 Oh Right put on a piece of death wish just any piece One of the most disgusting Fucking disturbing rape scenes. I have ever Fucking seen in my life. I was a young kid there so we can all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I left that movie theater Fucking mummified every go boom is one of the fucking robbers in that movie. Shit and that white dude that's still around The only thing scared me back then was seeing the alien movie. Oh fuck this made the alien movie look like a fucking tic-tac-toe game I mean, this is fucking rough when you're a child
Starting point is 00:51:16 You don't know about that. Well, you know that that came out like 73. I was 10. Okay. I was you know, I was eight I was just born Okay, let me see uh This is what so this is what the fucking death wish rape scene No, I keep going keep going Death wish tree Just go up go up go up go up to the beginning. Just all right right there. Where's his muggers. Go ahead. Oh god This is after his wife gets raped
Starting point is 00:51:45 And he just starts going in the fucking street crazy All right, he just says fuck this now. Here's a guy that's supposed to be a fucking architect But like i'm saying to you guys he's got a face not of a killer, but of a weathered man Who the fuck is gonna play charles bronson? Yeah, the other thing about charles bronson was he was 50 when he did these and turn over deris No, he was 50 when he did these And he was in good shape He was in phenomenal fucking shape
Starting point is 00:52:19 So who the fuck is gonna play this this is my question They picked the director they announced this and that and this and that they really try to break my fucking heart But i'm not breaking sticks and stones will break my bones I won't watch it and they're doing the second part to the mechanic which never fucking existed How can you do a sequel to a movie that never fucking existed? Look at him. Does he look like a fucking architect to you? I want to watch this shit go down. Oh, yeah He's like oh, we're out of here
Starting point is 00:52:56 Now this is god I don't know guys and you're looking at me you're saying listening to me going joey this guy this guy this guy I don't see nobody else fucking playing this right now, man And that's my point is too old Andy Garcia Oh, Andy Garcia. Andy Garcia might be able to pull this off I can see Andy Garcia Not to do from fucking that show on show time the fucking dude that fixes things
Starting point is 00:53:27 Not no no none of those dudes run through my fucking mind right now I was in that pose and that's my point like Yeah, maybe someone could play it But we already have this So just lower the ticket prices Let families go to movies again and we release watches Put the fucking thing on put the mic on so people can hear it. The guy just ripped his paper Charles Bruce and shoots him shoots this fucking hump
Starting point is 00:53:54 shoots him again Shoots this motherfucker again And he's off the train. It's 1973. There's no fucking cameras They're not going to be able to do this fucking scene momos Because there's fucking cameras everywhere unless they make a timepiece to everything That'll be you're a genius right there, but how they're gonna do this. I don't listen to the music Listen to what's going through his mind See he's out of there. That's it. He's out of there the cop. They don't need you cannot suspect this guy
Starting point is 00:54:26 This was a brilliant film because of this. Look, he's gone. Nobody knows nothing. There's no camera Not one piece of dialogue Nothing. No, that was that was the 70s They made you have imagination. And they're not gonna make you have imagination There you go. Where'd the cops go the completely other way? See if there's another scene there That's why like the first alien they didn't have all that special effects that they made you have to fucking They made you have to like imagine that shit while I was in the shower. Take it. Look it up What's happening brother? Joey D is here
Starting point is 00:55:03 Good you got to speak up a little bit down there. You got to speak into the mic, please How are you down there in hawaii? I'm doing all right. How about yourself? Not bad. Which I'm happy you called You know, we were just talking about the whole process of cbd How The process works, you know, how your product is processed compared to the other products on the market And the case studies that you've heard about or things you've heard about, you know court
Starting point is 00:55:36 So, yeah, so what what what what scientific what scientific uh studies or information do you have regarding your cbd? Well, the cbd that we have at the moment is completely different than most people's cbd out there on the market It's um, it's a cold press process And it takes over a year to make the oil It's not um It's not made with the butane or the co2. It's not made for the quick buck The person who's doing it actually has really good intentions and started off that way and continues to um
Starting point is 00:56:13 Roll down that path So it seems like the really good stuff takes a lot longer to make than Than the average product. Let's say that now one question. What would happen to me if I did do a cbd oil With the co2 process. What's the difference? What's going on there? Um, you know, I believe they're all very beneficial um Depending on what your affliction is. I've seen a lot of different oils from the co2 extraction uh to the rso
Starting point is 00:56:46 all the different oils seem to affect different people in different ways and a lot are very positive Um, I personally have a belief just up from what I've been witnessing that it's more about the whole plant compounds it seems that um All the compounds are already in the plants and when you start doing processes to it You start to eliminate a lot of the important compounds in there that are very medicinal to the body Now where does the hallucinogenic part of it go when you do that?
Starting point is 00:57:24 um, if if it's done correctly uh The cbd oil is non-psychotropic and it is not hallucinogenic whatsoever um, when you when you take marijuana or cbd and you heat it up once it hits its molting point at 180 degrees It decarbonates It decarbonizes And it becomes psychotropic and becomes activated and now you actually get high from it
Starting point is 00:57:57 So as long as you can keep it Uh, if you can keep your process It's the right temperatures. You can keep your compounds from activating and they stay medicinal and it won't get you high But but that being said I have seen a lot of people go through a euphoric moment when they take the product And they almost for a second would think they're high But I tend to believe now the more I watch it that they're feeling good And they they don't remember what it's like to feel good all the time
Starting point is 00:58:30 So euphoric is a good thing Now what ailments have you heard that this? Cbd or your product is effective on You know what? It's been effective on just about everything. It's a very broad spectrum oil um I personally don't make it in colorado. I just seem to in the lucky guy to have met up with this person and um It being very broad spectrum because it has all the compounds in it
Starting point is 00:59:02 It's it's a dietary supplement in a sense where it allows your body to take over and to use the compounds in it that it needs to aid your immune system to fight cancer to uh keepers to anti-inflammatories Anti anti-seizure all of that stuff It gives that your body can can weed through the compounds itself and use the ones it needs and
Starting point is 00:59:32 dispense the ones it does not And considering the other products out there I don't like to talk that about products. Um, this is the least invasive thing I've come across in my life Uh, that is very beneficial Well, uh, how what would you say uh, how it works with uh, with uh, like say opioid abuse It's amazing actually. Um, I have a I have an amazing story. I have a doctor that, um He himself was on opioids. Yeah, he is a what I would call a pill farmer and um
Starting point is 01:00:16 I gave him the oil because I live in pain myself I was there for my own pills and my own problems and afflictions and I offered him the oil and He took a dose His phone rang And I said you're gonna get that and he said no, that's my phone saying take my pill And I said you're not going to take your pill and it had only been two minutes He said I don't have the desire to take the pill for the first time in years
Starting point is 01:00:43 So I've seen it work that quick and that was an mb And he at the moment is prescribing it to people to get off of their opioids because It seems to have a very uh positive effect on the opioid receptors It seems to stop the pain enough To allow your body to say I don't really want that pill Uh, then your mind has to deal with you know, whether you want it or not Um, and I'm sure the pharmaceutical companies don't want to hear that cbd oil does that stuff
Starting point is 01:01:20 In my little study that uh, the bottles chris gave me in my little study, I found that I was sleeping a little deeper I uh I've always been an erotic sleeper. I have sleep apnea But if I get five hours, I'm pretty good, but I gotta get up one time to pee Ever since I've been doing the cbd oil in the morning I get up to pee one time, but it's a tough walk And when I go back to bed, I go right back to bed and I'm having dreams again
Starting point is 01:01:53 Like vivid dreams nothing sexual just going to cuba Going to jujitsu going to a park shit like that And all the good the good stuff. Yeah, and I've also realized that those You know, like I was explaining to chris. I have a rip meniscus. I'm not going to tell you that the cbd oil Took away the pain, but I think what it did take a little bit of pain away from that little arthritis pain I had You know, I'm a 300 pound guy so every time I go on my wrist, I reheard it But I don't have that constant little pain
Starting point is 01:02:28 For an hour after jujitsu or two Gotcha. Well, let me explain to you. Um just from you you saying that you do only a morning dose If you were to up the dose This oil is a saturation game this particular product is it's like Taking an antibiotic it has to loop through your system To hit all the organs and to get all the way up into your to cross the blood brain barrier and to really really get into you um, I call it the saturation point and um, if you were to actually up your dosage Not more drop but just more times per day
Starting point is 01:03:07 I bet you that evening you have a longer block of sleep And most likely about a week or two in I I bet you would notice that you have less frequent um Yearning to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night Well, like I said, I'm I used to be a three a night peer And now it's one good p about 4 30, which means I got four and a half good maybe five hours of sleep It used to be 12 and I'd be fucking walking around at 12 o'clock At two o'clock. I'm sorry, which you don't do dick in two hours
Starting point is 01:03:44 It's like it's like, you know, so now I feel Like I've been sleeping a little deeper uh today. I slept till seven in the morning. Why because when I got off the plane I blasted that stuff Yeah, well, I have I have um amazingly elderly people like I have an 87 year old lady She takes one drop and she has to eat meds to the tumor on her spine and she gets 10 hour blocks of sleep I see the stuff do so many different things to so many different people That it's so all over the board
Starting point is 01:04:17 Um, I at the moment if I could show you pictures, I would um, I have little kids Um with cerebral palsy they're 82 days In at the moment without having a seizure and they haven't been on meds now for 82 days Post all that stuff on my wall so I can show everybody, yeah Yeah, it's these are some amazing stories. Um The the lady is on the east coast with the two kids and I actually wasn't very uh knowledgeable in cp at all and the first pictures he sent me the little kid was Holding herself up on a table and she was so excited and I said to her is this a big deal and she said, yeah
Starting point is 01:04:57 my kids can't even sit up and um As you watch the pictures on on the wall come in you'll see that she goes from Pulling herself up to walking crawling now. She's talking. She's got core strength They're laughing they look like little kids and since I guess the teachers see them the most They their cognitive skills and everything have improved so much that the report's coming back to the mom And she knows the most because she's the biggest fan and curator is um It's undeniable we gave these two little girls their lives back
Starting point is 01:05:35 And that's just one little story Uh of of a lot of good ones that are going on at the moment with this product I I'm happy you called then and broke it down a little bit Further, uh, I wanted that end of it also like I said, you know, uh I I went to college in boulder and uh I got into different Amyopathic stuff. I had bursitis on my heel and
Starting point is 01:06:02 shin splints and that was the beginning of my shoulder pain And I went to see different people and I noticed that you really have to how that process works is it all starts with belief And uh, I've been an acupuncture guy now for nine years Uh twice a month, you know And you're right. It's the saturation process. We were just talking about that before with acupuncture You got to build your chi up and then it starts healing and and it starts working as preventive So I felt the same way about this. I knew it was going to take a while To saturate into my body. I mean I eat a lot of marijuana every day
Starting point is 01:06:39 There's got to be a couple cbd's already in there floating around But uh, this is the good stuff and uh, I wish you were a lot of luck with it and I love what you're doing And uh, I wish you good luck with the va if this is really working on ptsd and uh All those little brain seizures and whatnot. This is a this is a great product It is a great product. I thank you for having me and um I look forward to the world getting a chance at it It it it is pricey because we're in the infancy of this whole industry at the moment and there's a lot of
Starting point is 01:07:15 convoluted information out there about how much it costs to make and this and that but I believe in the near future It's going to be very accessible And uh, hopefully the big pharma won't come in and mess it up and take away the real stuff somehow um But I'm glad you got to try it. All right. Well, thank you for your time my brother. Good luck to you And if I remember in hawaii, I'm coming to see you You know what? I always hear your show. You just keep up the good work. You're awesome. So are you my brother? Thank you for calling and okay aloha from Hawaii. Aloha my brother. Yeah bogey
Starting point is 01:07:52 Cheers. Yeah, no, I'm uh, like I said, I'm enjoying it I think I'm basically enjoying the calmness of it, you know When you land on a fucking plane The fucking airport's never ready. You understand me? In the old days your plane lands. They always got a gate for you. Now you got to wait Then you get then they got to tow it in because the chinese dude made a left turn Now I got to wait for the fucking thing to touch the gate now the computer broke down. They can't open it yet You know that happened to me twice in two fucking weeks, by the way, but you know what?
Starting point is 01:08:25 I didn't lose my cool Because I know what are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? Do you have some bottles I can leave around the office just in case There's nothing just in case I tell them I went and got a hummus or something or an emergency bottle No, I'm happy you came on. I really wanted to talk about this on the show I wanted to talk about the pros and cons I had heard listen guys
Starting point is 01:08:47 If you think I'm gonna make a bunch of fucking copies and come in here with paperwork you crazy I'm gonna tell you what I read now. Do I believe what you read half of it? But listen I lived in colorado for a long time. I got a lot of friends still there in boulder and denver And I hear the chitichata and even they can't believe it They can't believe the amount of people that are moving in with all different types of ailments And these things work miracles fucking miracles So who's lying? Who the fuck's lying? They got they got to be doing case studies at the university of colorado in boulder
Starting point is 01:09:20 I know those fucking people they're cynical I just wonder like how long have they known and for how long haven't they told us because man They've been making some money over here. Well, they know but the problem is we have this problem in america right now Follow like we're with sheeples. We're trying to legalize it and that pisses some of americans off So guess what happens cbd falls into that fucking circle. Why? Because it's ignorance. Why? Because it's ignorance. Listen, if you think I'd sit here if you think I would be here 10 years ago talking to you about this. You got fucking problems. Yeah 10 years ago I would look at you like a fucking coop and all right. Yeah, whatever great
Starting point is 01:09:59 That's it that bottle you gave me and fucking give it to some poor. So here take this drink this little whiskey Yeah, now because I've heard all the fucking positive effects I I I welcomed you. I wanted to hear more about it. I'm like really man And then leo, you know, I believe if leo tells me he walks on coals for anthony robbins I'll do it Even after the people got burnt those fucking morons. You gotta wear sandals. You understand what leo's awesome I believe anything leo tells me. I look at this guy. I see how he lives I know he suffers from anxiety. He's told me he has the same anxiety I have
Starting point is 01:10:32 This times before he goes to class. He wants to make a u-turn and leaves, you know, uh And he's very calm. He always looks like he's in a great place when he's there. Yeah So I look at guys like this and I get little tips from them. You ask them. What's going on in your world? You know, I'm surprised how many people there are involved In some sort of marijuana which really impresses the shit out of me because I look at these people I don't look at any of those people as donors At all I do not guys I just coming a month away There's not a person there that looks like a fucking stoner
Starting point is 01:11:09 And sometimes you're rolling them or they teach you a move. Well, you don't look like this donor Oh, yes, I fucking do. I look like I got hit with 2000 rocks. They just smell me They just smell me. They know I don't care I look like I hit with 2000 fucking rocks on the ugly stick. What do you mean? I'm a good boy But when I think stoner Yeah Now you got to break that round but it
Starting point is 01:11:34 It's really artistic on it and helps me get real. I went to one place where nobody ever talked about marijuana It was like nobody ever mentioned that It was on two places. I went to Nobody talked about there was one place I went to where people talked about it But that's it This place I go to now Nobody looks like they smoke on you got to see the people how they're built there You know, there's maybe three or five people four or five fucking guys that they can move
Starting point is 01:12:05 And the people who have stayed there those guys get in shape You just got to keep fucking going. We're that one Mexican guy got about his size that moves like the wind. Oh jesus christ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That guy's a fucking killer. It's all over my back. We start off I'm looking in and in within like five seconds on my back. He's trying to shovel me this way He's on my back this way. He's pushing me that way. He's totally on the and it's not like it's just for a quick burst It's for like till the bell stops, you know The whole time he's moving on you and then he stops and even breathing that heavy He's just looking at you. He's just looks like he was a bear like that's fine
Starting point is 01:12:37 Let's do it again. You know, you read you see you see ads in the paper you see commercials on television for uh To lose weight fast, you know with frozen food plans And you see all this advertising media they throw at you correct as an american That's what you fucking see you see a ton of it getting thrown at you And half of us are either overweight or obese And we're all looking for the answer. Listen Everybody wants to eat that fucking cheesecake after dinner, you know at that birthday celebration
Starting point is 01:13:07 Nobody wants to go to a birthday party another fucking piece of cake, you know, absolutely They have bad pizza, you know that bad kid pizza people get now. You know how bad that is for you You always eat a slice at those birthday parties your back or your stomach Just fucking the pepperoni and shit is dead. Well, how crazy is advertising if I see a color of a sign All right, I'll know what fast food places or restaurant in this We all know logo right stripes. Oh, right white stripes Uh, maybe in and out Ksc
Starting point is 01:13:37 Okay, okay. Well kbs is the one the fattest thing I got I couldn't even do kfc. Anyway kfc. The point of this fucking story is that You look at all these things they throw at you in magazine articles and you sit there going maybe they're at brush Maybe they're not at brush When I go to this place I see the transformation in people's bodies In six or seven weeks. I see how they change And that's how I know this works
Starting point is 01:14:06 You see that gie's looking a little looser and shit because it shrinks you and everywhere at once inch by fucking inches shrinks you So it's pretty impressive. You know, you see all these fake ads 20 minutes a day is all you fucking need No, you don't get that that's just not gonna fucking work out for you at all 20 minutes a day and I do nothing for nobody on the fucking standmaster First off, you can't do it seven fucking days a week till your legs fall off like poor league One day Lee's gonna be walking. He's gonna get the sharp pain isn't he's gonna What the fuck is that the standmaster at time for a year straight when I fucking told you to get off that goddamn thing I know, I mean, I only get like once a week now
Starting point is 01:14:44 It's uh, that's all you need you do those kettlebells three fucking times a week You're swinging double kettlebells. Why don't you come to jujitsu with us? I used to go with me at the other place You gotta come over to school. You'd love this. He even went to a competition and everything Did you do a cop? Did you do a cop? I Did not I I was there and I got destroyed but I'm really enjoying kettlebells right now. You still did a cop though That's still sick. I'm afraid to do one. I'm yeah, me too, man. I'm scared. I don't want no one breaking me I want to serve it was fine. It was the most fun. I had at jujitsu, but I I still I'm enjoying I'm really enjoying kettlebells man. People don't like everything in life
Starting point is 01:15:19 You know, that's what makes life fucking interesting that not everybody likes fucking pizza You know, not everybody likes pizza the best pizza in the world some people looking that's not really me I really have macaroni and cheese of bacon bits. Okay I just love sharpening the blades that we have in that class man. I love working out with those guys I like to see them get better I like to get all weird and do strange things that they don't know what the hell's going on and have them find ways out of it And they're awesome in the jujitsu world. Yeah When you've talked to people about this or you've spoken to other classmates about this
Starting point is 01:15:50 What are their results from taking this? What do you hear that they say to you? What's the most beneficial thing back pain? Back pain is awesome for the for a lot of my my friends that have that that's like any kind of like You know that when you when you work out real hard and then you're by just stiff and sore the next day You don't want to go, you know, you're just tired. Well, this kind of helps you like get that recovery I think it helps with recovery because it's such a super anti as a super White set white blood cell booster, you know, like it just boosts your white blood cells So I have a feeling what it does is it helps you heal up a little faster, you know from stuff
Starting point is 01:16:24 I don't get I don't get as sick as I used to so I can keep coming the class a lot more my My if I get cuts or abrasions or anything like that. I broke my toe pretty good a little while ago that thing healed up pretty good um This this is just who games been like a plus and and have have my body there to be able to do is like The ultimate, you know, I had to be at the top level that I can be in that class, you know I'm not young i'm 43, but when i'm going against leo and once no one I can take him that feels really to me it's a heavy duty accomplishment because Leo's no joke and nobody and there's any joke and if I can hassle them somehow I feel great about it, you know
Starting point is 01:17:01 At the age that I'm at, you know, one thing I know for a fact And I've heard it from people that are anti-marijuana an Australian friend of mine. I have hates this shit Yeah, he's one of the top trainers in the game. He trains Pacquiao. He was Pacquiao straight Strength and fitness coach for years and they had a disagreement. He opened up his own gym Then towards the end Pacquiao Hide him back and Pacquiao hadn't put the last three or four fights. No, his name is the australian. I call him the australian Justin fortune he owns fortunes gym in hollywood between curson and
Starting point is 01:17:36 Gardeners it's behind you have to go behind the fucking place. There's a coffee shop in front It's next to a place that makes movies He doesn't go to wild card no more Yeah, now he goes to wild card to train him, but he still has his gym. Okay, okay So the point being that he despised the shit He despised it for one day when him and I were having a conversation And him and I came to the same agreement he goes for starters bruce lee ate this shit 30 years ago and he ate it for a reason because he knew
Starting point is 01:18:07 It took the acid out of your body and it cleaned out the inflammation It doesn't I know for a fact. He goes, I don't know smoking that shit You know takes does it but I know eating it does We just and this is a guy that you know is anti reefer When me and knack of foley got breast assault would talk about it He goes, what the fuck you bloody fools talking about that marijuana shit But you know what he got cancer And
Starting point is 01:18:37 He went on the animals And today he's alive You know because he got an appetite He lost weight. He lost a bunch of weight. So I'm not gonna sit there in my world and tell you that When I smoke marijuana It's because the headaches I get of the Martians I see and shit I thought I would love to be able to tell you that
Starting point is 01:19:02 But I do know one thing when I was When I got into prison I had been smoking pot at that time Maybe Let's say when I was 25 I started smoking when I was 12 So I was half my life at the age of 25 But at one point I smoked it recreationally correct from 7th grade to maybe
Starting point is 01:19:36 June a year in high school. I smoked it recreationally. I smoked it to get high and listen to records and Think at night like I was fucking Copernicus. What the fuck I thought I was but Then it came to a point where I realized that I needed marijuana to sleep I'd never liked those Valium's even though I took them from time to time I didn't like how I felt in the morning But I didn't mind how marijuana made me feel in the morning and in those days in the in 82 and 83 I got to be honest with you guys
Starting point is 01:20:07 I was getting some Superman reefer in new york at the time What year this is 82 83 84 and 85 i'm telling you that I wouldn't lie to you first off But when I was a sophomore in high school, there was a guy his name was pulmon That was he was a teacher's name. He was one of those cool hipsters already He was cool and everybody else and he ran the department where they built the stages And if you did his class you hung out The whole day except for twice a year where you built the stage of jesus grace superstar
Starting point is 01:20:40 And then the summer you built this crack for the nutcracker suite or whatever the fuck it was But bob pulmons claimed the fame was That he lived in hawaii in the summer that's what made him cool That he was a jersey guy in the summers. He was a wahoo and he did all this shit and you know Me and him never really fucking hit it off. You were you didn't like a wahoo? I didn't like him. I never liked him and I don't think he liked me So it made and we knew this in freshman year. I got along with all the drug teachers
Starting point is 01:21:11 But I didn't get along with him but to make my story short in those days in 78 79 and 80 pulmon would charge you 35 bucks For a stick with the weed had grown around it And it had come right it would come right to the school in those days in the box He'd show you the fucking box right from hawaii Whoa, and he would sell you this is 82. I don't know if you you remember you were probably in your daddy's pants But no no I was born in 73 So
Starting point is 01:21:43 That was his fucking claim to fame, you know, so I don't know what he called. He didn't call it Maui. Wow. He called it something different It even came in a cell fainting In those days it was 35 bucks and you got barely three joints It was sticky as fuck. You had to let it dry by the time it dried Lee. There was two joints Okay, so that was my experience with it, but there was a spot in Harlem And they sold Hawaiian weed At that time by a by 80 81 82
Starting point is 01:22:14 I was pretty comfortable in those days smoking a half a joint Taking a ride going to get a milkshake Or a half a Cuban sandwich with a friend And I go home smoke the other joint and within 20 minutes. It was la la though And that's how I used it. I'm not gonna lie to anybody for years. I knew one thing I knew two things about marijuana by 1985. I knew two things about marijuana at the age of 22 I knew that it put me to fucking sleep And I also knew that when I smoked it and I put my Walkman on which is I IE is an iPod today
Starting point is 01:22:49 Used to be a fucking Walkman. You have to have 50 fucking cassettes in your pockets And all that shit and nothing was better in life than doing that and just going for a walk in new york city Nothing was better than that And then I discovered what's that? I did not in those days I still listen to heavy metal and then I realized later on after I started coming. Let me tell you something You know And you guys look at it as a crutch, but it worked for me guys and that's all that fucking matter But I'll tell you Lee knows leaves my witness
Starting point is 01:23:20 Lee, how much did we laugh on the way to the pipe store to the bunk store? We got a bung out of respect for Chrissy's Hawaiian. I didn't want to disrespect them How many how much did we laugh the entire way? I was half high already. You know me always And I write a joke when I look at that fucking joke It makes the joke funnier if I giggle when I'm high. That's a good fucking joke If me and Lee giggle, we'll fucking it's a funny fucking joke You know when I used to act all the time I get a script. I read it when I'm sober
Starting point is 01:23:50 I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it and then I color it in And then I smoke a joint And I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it and then guess what I do I go for a walk and smoke a joint I don't look at it for 15 minutes then I come back and I fucking read it read it read it Now I mark the actions down What exactly I'm gonna do I do that on the weed For years, that's how I booked roles. It was a one-hour process
Starting point is 01:24:19 And after that just how I saw it is how I fucking rehearsed it bam and I would make a scene Out of the audition I wouldn't just go in there and read anymore I learned how to sell it how to slow it down and exactly what I would do If I was walking in the room to kick the door into see Lee Or if I was walking in to have a conversation with you, what exactly do I do? I turned the light on I closed the door. I'm not gonna just walk and leave the fucking door open You close the fucking door you pull the chair aside You walk over to the middle you look around you go nice fucking digs. That's not even in the fucking script
Starting point is 01:24:58 But that's what you see when you smoke that fucking number. You understand me So I understand do have you heard of people going to audition the stone? Or I did it and you know, they got me shit because your adrenaline Goes up and you don't know what's at the other side of that door If they say to you you're gonna go see producers You don't know if it's one chick with a fucking assistant or you don't know if it's eight motherfuckers and one of the actors You know, what do you do if you smoke a joint you think life is fucking beautiful when you walk into a room And it's Travolta in there with the fucking casting director and the directors
Starting point is 01:25:36 The little fucking midget. What do you do if you're stoned your adrenaline shoots up a thousand over one You're gonna start stuttering your hand's gonna start shaking with the script on it You don't know how bad life is so your hand is shaking with the script and you're trying to read and you're falling apart at the seams You know, you know, what audition that happened to me on the sopranos First time I went in there the producers my hand was shaking like I was getting fucked in the ass You understand me? I couldn't stop that twist. My little hand was on fire and shit I was just reaching out for somebody to get me out to get that fuck. That's how bad My hand was shaking and you can hear the sheet going
Starting point is 01:26:19 So that's what happens when you smoke weed It's like when you smoke weed and you go to jujitsu the first couple times It's great until three hundred pound fat dude gets on top of you and that 300 pound feels like 9 Thousand and you're out of air and even after he gets up you smell salami and fucking cold cuts and fucking Marinata and whatever else you fucking Let me give some shout outs here You're my man chris. You want another star? I want to order some food. Oh, yeah, I forget the lawny and stuff Oh, please, you know, I don't fuck around here. First off the big shout out is to my boys in philadelphia
Starting point is 01:27:04 Thank you ladies for coming out all you guys The poor girl I was going to smoke in the alley with but it was a fucking nightmare I love you philly motherfuckers. My man trade the insurance guy is always bablo lingus Thank you for the fucking president. My daughter loved it. The baseball is tremendous Garrett and nick richerton Thank you for the card the card I gave lee and thank you for the one you gave me Thank you for coming for the show and thank you for being a bad motherfucking. I'm sorry. I didn't smoke bone in a life We listen when I do those helium shows guys
Starting point is 01:27:35 There's 250 people on the way out and there's 250 people on the way in And I spoke to the staff and they were like it's a fucking cluster fuck And if you go outside the people next door complain like they did last time So you really can't go outside because in philly where the fuck you're gonna smoke You can't smoke on that fucking street. They're like animals. The owner gets pissed off. So Forgive me if I didn't come out. I came out. I took a few pictures with a few people when they When the herd came down, you know, I love you motherfuckers with all my heart. So thank you very much for coming out Also, my fucking main girl over there. Hillary
Starting point is 01:28:16 She don't she's like a fucking bad cold. She don't stop tormenting me But Dylan happy birthday this wednesday cocksucker. Whatever the fuck your birthday is. I'll see you motherfuckers in october 15th, I know you got tickets. You know, I love you motherfuckers Freddy Chavez my man down on the frankbucket 10th planet down there And thomas motherfucking e-boy, whatever your fucking name is also Shout out to my man mickey, what's his name? Anyway, don't fucking matter. Nick Gregorius who actually I met the dude who was on the podcast last week
Starting point is 01:28:51 I met him the other night It was 102 fucking degrees at six o'clock He had his guion. I had my guion And he made me close my eyes and just fucking breathe and roll with him And it was one of the most amazing things that ever happened to me I never sweat so much in all my fucking life. I was thirsty for two fucking days. You understand me I was I was having dreams that I was fucking thirsty, but I want to give a shout out to him and support his black black belt
Starting point is 01:29:18 Brotherhood black belt brotherhood because I'll tell you what guys He's the real deal. He showed up. He didn't accept any fucking money He told me to give it to some donation to jiu-jitsu brotherhood the jiu-jitsu brotherhood and He just taught me two or three little things and you know what this guy was sweating like an animal And most people charge you 400 a fucking hour to do something like that He wouldn't even take the small half you nothing nothing so If you're a jiu-jitsu person support his videos all these guys that come in here him and map baker These guys are solid motherfuckers. So what's the direction?
Starting point is 01:29:53 That you want your company to go into right now the cbdr. What are the things that you're looking to do? What are the rules you're looking to fucking change? I mean right now you're shipping it to 50 states right now I'm in pennsylvania. I get flashbacks of vietnam. I want to I gather just to play the drums And somebody wants to get some of this stuff, right? Well, there's gonna be we have a website and They can go to this website get the information off the site to go ahead and get this is called a global cbd.org And they can go there and they can go ahead and get it from that site right there and and just and there's no
Starting point is 01:30:31 Low limit the da is not gonna dock on that door like an episode of cops So the fucking one just dietary supplement. It's a dietary supplement It's a dietary supplement If it's not a drug, there's no you can't get high here our thc level is so low. It's like granola We're beyond legal. It's like maybe they make they make Shampoo like this with this stuff in it. They put that they sell that everywhere. They they have cereal You can get like this. You have heart. You can buy in the health food stores I mean you can buy this cbd oil stuff in health food stores as it is as well
Starting point is 01:31:05 You know, I just I want to make sure people get cbd oil and get the highest quality that they can find, you know Um prefer to stay away from the sugar and and stay away from alcohol based cbd oils. One of the diseases that You know touches everybody touches everybody at some point in your life You wake up every morning every time after a certain age you wake up every morning. You get a certain pain And and the first one that comes to your mind is cancer You you really can't be an american if At a certain age you get a certain thing you find the lump you you you know something And that's the first and that comes to your fucking mind
Starting point is 01:31:46 To to it is like your number two for you, you know Uh, here you are sleeping. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You eat healthy And all of a sudden you get this this urge or you your stomach or You know blood whatever whatever it is and you go to a doctor and get it checked out, you know Before I start chemo Do I go see A holistic doctor to put me on a certain balance of this I could attack it for six weeks. Maybe there's a people doing that. Have you heard of that?
Starting point is 01:32:19 That's the shit that has to get the fuck out there That's what some guy has to go on 60 minutes and go listen motherfuckers. Let me tell you something This guy came in here with a lump under his fucking shoulder. He couldn't even move it Nobody knew what the fuck it was. It was that that that that a form of cancer What we did before radiation Is we took certain cbd's we rubbed it Topically and we also gave them certain doses and they gave them a certain type of treatment And within eight weeks it went away. They did another test 16 weeks later. It was not back
Starting point is 01:32:52 They did another test 16 weeks more later. It's not back and now the guy's living a healthy life That's what we need to see on 60 minutes to get people on this fucking boat and even then Don't be skeptical. Oh because see people are looking for a get well. That's a problem with cbd People I told they think it's like seeing bigfoot, right everything in life with america right now Nobody wants to take the long road. They want to take the shortcut So even people that weigh 400 pounds will go away. It's like maybe if I take cbd or those this will melt the fat You know, there's so many fucking people that have bad intentions with this type of stuff Then they end up fucking badmouthing it because they took it for all the fucking wrong reasons not to mention
Starting point is 01:33:32 You have to be realistic with yourself for example And me and lee we're just sitting here as decent americans But right now, let me tell you something. Okay, so Paul is gonna move in with lee After six months every time lee wakes up paul is nothing better with him no more Lee puts on eight pounds even though he's going to kettlebell class And uh, he's eating he can't figure it out. He's not he has no ice cream at the house He doesn't go to eat with jodias. No tacos. He's been eating fish chicken breasts hummus bowls
Starting point is 01:34:12 He hasn't missed kettlebells. He has not done all this shit What the fuck am I going with this story anyway? What's gonna happen when I gain weight after paul? No, no, no, no, no Jesus that's why you can't do the cbdo and smoke reefer because they both mix And that's the end of that thing. No, no, no, where were we talking about here? I don't fucking know why I was going with this just about how some people have bad intentions. Okay. Oh, okay I'm sorry. He wakes up one morning And he goes paul why do you keep fucking sleeping on hands? She goes listen. You're snoring man
Starting point is 01:34:47 You know you're fucking snoring when I first met you you didn't fucking snore. What are you doing that? You're snoring you got to start smoking pot with joey dears So all of a sudden he goes home and tells fucking paul. He don't smoke pot with joey dears But guess what he's doing is snoring is getting worse and worse One night paul says, you know what last night you were choking. This is basic america because this is what I did guys So There you are. You're starting to choke. You want to prove her wrong the first thing you buy is the nose strip Mm-hmm. Okay
Starting point is 01:35:16 You buy that fucking stupid nose strip And you know how much that works zero zero, okay Then the second thing you do is I was expecting something to happen with those right nothing happens Let's be honest and then the second so it's like losing six ninety nine But who complains about six ninety nine nobody But they make fucking four dollars times 10 million fucking times and we become fucking idiots because that shit will never work for you Then you buy The syrup or something
Starting point is 01:35:44 They tell you smoking dope cures it and you buy that shit and that don't work Then they tell you to buy some syrup you put on your fucking nose and that don't work a mouth guard Then you're up one night and I just saw that Now they're really pushing that fucking mouth guard. I don't know what they want for it guys If you're choking on your sleep and you're snoring Okay, do me a favor Don't buy that fucking mouth guard Don't buy that mouth guard. You might as well take the 40 dollars do coke one last time and go see the doctor and tell them
Starting point is 01:36:13 To request that you need a sleep study fucking thing and that's it There's no liquid that works that bandaid don't work The fucking invention on tbs don't work the fucking machine that they sell On stupid fucking my friend. I got an email. He bought a hundred and something dollar machine at that place On what my point is is so many fucking people Take all these shortcuts before really securing the remedy You know I'm saying like there was a remedy you knew that you needed to go to take a sleep's apnea study But the whole time you've been taking shortcuts with no strips and motherfucking
Starting point is 01:36:48 Cheap for your mouth. Yeah, because you actually believe that guy on tv that you're only gonna fucking snore no more You know what why don't you just go to fucking? Uh Where's the store where they sell fucking rash guards and knee pads right there in burbank blvd What's the store the boxing store? No, not the boxing store the other one with it. Go in there and buy a fucking mouth piece What's the difference? For $399 buy a fucking mouthpiece. What's the one they sell you authority? Yeah, go to sports authority and buy a fucking $10 mouthpiece and give it a shot if that don't work for you
Starting point is 01:37:20 You need to go see a fucking doctor. It's the same difference. Don't tell me it has a spoon. Yeah, it's choking me to death That's that's just fucking with sleep apneas. Well, that's what I don't want people to do with cbd oils That's we're lazy as americans. We're looking to push effects. Oh, I tried that it didn't fucking work Well, you stupid motherfucking you tore that fucking playing football. They had your leg hanging You know, there's actually people in america that will resist taking care of that thing Because they know what they did they know what the result is something isn't right. I know my knee is not right I'm telling you that but you want me to tell you something my wrist wasn't right when I started going to jitsu
Starting point is 01:38:00 And yeah, I do the mobility exercises and everything but I don't have that constant little pain anymore Yeah, if you throw me on my back and I go to fucking camoria and I land and I go to pop up I'm gonna get a little sharp and action. It's 300 fucking pounds on my wrist, right, right? But it's not that constant pain. Like I said, that's what I've noticed. Yeah So all those little things is what people have to be honest with themselves Whenever they go for a cbd. I don't want Them to think this is the end all be all I want you to look at this objectively with an open mind You're hearing the reports. You know what google it
Starting point is 01:38:36 I googled it up your dose up your dose. I googled it. Google it motherfuckers tonight when you're there by yourself in the office tomorrow Google fucking cbd all and the benefits and then google. What's uh, what's the what's the opposite of benefits? um cons The pros and the cons And you're gonna be fucking pretty impressed with what you're reading. Yeah, there's newspaper articles and there's time magazine articles And you know what lee, what'd you say you watched pukra shukra the other day? Whatever his name was and he went and I thought you're different kids
Starting point is 01:39:09 What's his name? Oh, um sunday gupta. Yeah, sunday Whatever his fucking name is Whatever his name is, you know, I'm me. I'm bad with names It was pretty interesting. I mean, I've seen it a lot. What was he talking about? I know he He's had a lot of series about it, but this specific episode that I watched Was a five-year-old girl from I believe New Jersey who moved to, uh, Colorado because she was having two seizures every hour And like apparently it wasn't
Starting point is 01:39:44 It wasn't uh, Parkinson's or whatever. It was it was a different disease But like the kids often died pretty young And like the dad was like a a marine so he didn't want to do weed and the mom was like the The the the perfect soccer mom Like image and she didn't want weed but they saw that it had worked And how were they giving a weed at first? In an oil and the doctor didn't want to give it to her because it was she was too so young and
Starting point is 01:40:15 It uh, she at the end she she just totally totally transformed her Did they take the hallucinogenic qualities out of it or it was cbd oil well cbd oil if I understand correctly from what I've seen Is it just doesn't have it? It's that cbd has a very low thc percentage and thc is the hallucinogenic So it's not that they take it out. It's just that it has low thc and they talk to um They talk to some growers in colorado and they said it's just a process of cloning
Starting point is 01:40:48 and like mating plants In a certain way and I'm about this is the worst explanation of it. I understand But they breed them in a certain way to get the thc as low as possible and the cbd as high as possible and then that's And then yeah, and then they talk to this one dude Who had a disease where his like abdomen wouldn't stop tensing like he can he can never catch his breath Which sounds horrible. Oh my gosh
Starting point is 01:41:17 And he he's oh my god. It's like me. Oh, I know exactly. That's what I was thinking But he like he like he's skinny And he like it was right like you see in on the stomach the muscles just going and he had all these pills that he was on And then he gave it to him. He took on the show. It was pretty funny He couldn't really talk and then he took one puff off of like a A bowl and then within like two words of the sentence. He was like a valedictorian again it's pretty crazy it's uh
Starting point is 01:41:49 I had a friend who had stuttered him whenever he did a line of coke He would stop stuttering. I saw that for years. I saw that I saw with my own eyes He would be like an opera singer whenever he did two blasts of coke before that he'd be stuttering spitting It's a fucking nightmare. No listen people I've always told you how I feel I've never fucking come on to you with nothing fucking creepy or nothing like this This is something I believe in I've read enough about it. I I know what I've been feeling lately I know what my body felt like. I mean, I got thrown, you know, dog 300 fucking pounds does damage to your body
Starting point is 01:42:27 Yeah, I'm trying to get healthy and the calisthenics and the fucking whatever But I felt a different transformation In all those little nooks and crannies that you get You know, I sleep on my side. What do you think my shoulders are? I like every morning I wake up my little shoulder pain I gotta twitch a little bit and maybe move that do with that mobility shit on my shoulder and get the fucking rubber red thing On my fucking thing and do twists and pull it. I don't have that the last fucking three weeks So thank you for turning me on. That's why I just want to let the world know that this is available to them
Starting point is 01:43:05 When I got this from you, I did not know that This was legal in all 50 states. So if there's people listening to this and you know somebody or You know, maybe you just want to help yourself Go to what web page That page here just a second It is the global cbd.org And what uh, do you know any
Starting point is 01:43:36 Experience that it has with like all-timers and dementia and stuff like that. I haven't I haven't uh Had the opportunity to work with anybody with like all-timers yet. Um, I have worked with autistic kids um cancer patients PTSD doesn't have Does it help with with all-timers though? Is that is that one of the things it works with? I can't really say it because I haven't seen it but um My bogie you've seen a lot of things and we have a lot of testimonies on our on our site. You can see it
Starting point is 01:44:07 Last week something came out About this and dementia. I know it works really good with opening up other areas of your brain Which is to me and that's something I want. I read something. Can I quote it? No, I can't quote it I didn't write it down. I didn't know the scheduling. I didn't know what this schedule was gonna be I should have paid more attention, but I did read something about the prevention I didn't read deeper into smoking it or eating it or just the cbd or But I did read a positive article about it. And like I said guys, you know, I've been doing the show You guys for five fucking years. I'm never sat here. You know telling you I'm betty ross's nephew
Starting point is 01:44:44 But a thousand people can't be fucking lying No, this this this fucking this uh, what do you call that this gold rush? to colorado For people's children and people's parents and and all these different treatments for veterans Is not fucking people wouldn't just pick up and run people just wouldn't uproot themselves You know, but they they want their children to to live and be legal and be able to go to school and for people to understand That's why my question really was if they get it will they test positive? That's there's yeah, there's nothing in here man I mean I I uh
Starting point is 01:45:21 I have people that that have jobs where they get tested all the time and there's no high in this There's no high for them. Now when they do the pistachio, they've never in over a year. We've never had anybody Come dirty in a pistachio. It's clean. It's healthy. It's just a dietary supplement. It's legal. It's like it's like going to the store and eating like Uh condensed pear juice or something like that. You know what I mean? Yes, that's all it is Like I said, man, thank you for opening up my eyes to this because I have been thinking a lot about this I've been reading a lot about this. I have a child If I got put into a position
Starting point is 01:46:01 Would I do it? Have you ever seen a child suffer I'd have to give it a chance So but that's me. I'm a little open-minded. I understand I get it that I understand the pharmaceutical business and how it works so This is why I wanted to bring this to you to your attention if you know somebody go on the web page one more time global cvd Uh dot net. No, no global global cvd.org. You see what I'm dealing with
Starting point is 01:46:32 I got Lee's fucking cousin in there and don't forget. I'm still salami and stuff, man. I'm doing the whole No expectations taught Starting july 21st at flappers in the fucking yuhu room and august 4th to flappers in the yuhu room Then august 31st. I'm at the ice house. Then september 8th. I'm flappers in the yuhu room Then september 28th. I'm back at the ice house. Then october 4th. I'm at the comedy store Then october 11th. I'm at the comedy store again You know cheap tickets me working on my material for the fucking special you'd be helping me out You know, I love your cocksuckers. All right. Listen number one, you know, I love these people on it.com
Starting point is 01:47:15 They got some fucking gut health. You got to take a look at they got some emulsified mct Or you got to take a look at they got some vitamin d3 mct spray They got the krill oil. Listen, you know me, baby that hem force protein is how I work it out every morning It's light a banana some ice cubes, you know, nice nice. It fills you up now. I like it It works for me gives me some fucking energy. You know, I've always been a Shroom tech type of guy. I just a little scared lately with the nose operation I don't want to be able to breathe too much and I got a lot of type from too much fucking oxygen And uh, you know me with the fucking alpha brain
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Starting point is 01:48:28 Nobody wants to stay in plain checkers. Everybody wants to be out fucking with binoculars getting that dick suck at the beach Go to honor.com right now number two What's the name of it again global? What is it? globalcdcbd.org Damn give it a shot columbus did give it a shot columbus did Free shipping nothing. What do they get shipping shipping? All right. Go right there right now your grandmother. She's acting funny She's talking about fucking blowing Sinatra get some cbd or take it to the hoop lisa. Yeah lisa. Yeah, you're ready for another star You know what? I think i'm okay. All right. Just checking
Starting point is 01:49:05 I know you're looking all fucking lonely of it and as usual my bane my main fucking listen dot susara That fucking uh, the the pouchy little bag there again. I went to what's it called fanny pack fanny pack I'm sorry. You know me. I smoked a couple fucking stars today The fanny pack I took it the fucking filly and back again the wallet the cell phone The fucking q-tips in case my fucking he is fucked up on the plane. I spit on him and I put a little bit my Or I dip him in the water. I don't give a fuck same difference All right, and then what else did I have in there? I had my vapor pen in there
Starting point is 01:49:47 I had my fucking chewing gum in there You know, that's the way it is and it's right in front of you don't lose it Even when you put the seatbelt down boom it fit over it Like a doctor. Nobody touches you there. You got your shit secure. Not only that. I love the gym bag They gave me one of the best gym bags I've ever had. You know why because I'm like a fucking secret agent I got more zippers and more hidden compartments I got two on this side one for water one for another water and one for a fucking package of uh protein powder for after your workout On the other one. I got my nose spray on the other one. I got my cell phone inside. I got backup knee pads
Starting point is 01:50:20 I got a fucking gift certificate. I got a resume. You know me uncle joey. I got a fucking BB gun I got a blow dart. My point is it's a durable bag. It's light. It's a nice shoulder strap You carry it the fucking thing opens up or close it the zipper They come with an extra bag to put your dirty rash guard in it. Listen This is the fucking bag you've been looking for go to dsgid.com right now I'm gonna give you five percent on they also have a $15 rash guard an eco rash guard They work with hemp motherfuckers. Not only that they support the ebi. They're they're part of the fucking game Do me a favor go to dsgid right now
Starting point is 01:50:57 Dot com and take a look at even if you just take the rash guard and the fanny pack. Listen, you know me I'm gonna love me no matter what if you like fucking uh Bouncing on dicks. I don't like I love everybody. I'm here to love everybody. All right. I want to thank on it I want to thank you. You're joey joey for dsgid.com. I'm gonna give you five percent off You really are Underage you packing up q-tips in the fanny pack. You know me I don't fucking take care of myself. Do I got my vitamins in there? Oh, of course vitamins I got my vitamins in there my blood pressure medication. I guess I get delayed at the airport
Starting point is 01:51:33 Like a banachal. I got a fucking uh, I got a phone charger in there in case I get delayed in the airport I got a vapor pen. I may have a few edibles hidden disguised and something else not even Pablo Francisco's dogs get sniffing out You understand me? I got you know when I travel you gotta look good You got a toothbrush in there in case they give you peanuts on the plane You don't want to come out chunks on your fucking date. You know a little tube of fucking thing A viscine. Yeah, you gotta take care of yourself Lee Gotta take care of yourself. You come prepared. That's why I like that little fucking fanny pack People think the fanny pack is dead the fanny pack is dead if if you're a stylish fucking momo
Starting point is 01:52:07 But if you're a businessman you got your cash in there the whole fucking yeah The only fanny pack I can see you wearing is the one from uncle grandpa. Now the other is what you do Here's what you really do because you know me. I'm with you I can't tell you I put the wallet in there Just in case I got to get into a duel with a motherfucking he rips the thing on The wallet's always in the front pocket and the fucking cell phone's always in the left. Okay You follow what I'm saying to you, but you know what I'm saying Well, thank you people maps you got back up. Whatever the fuck you want to do anyway
Starting point is 01:52:36 I love you motherfuckers. Like I said to no expectation store Anywhere from flappers you who room Tuesday nights Thursday nights early I get you out early no fucking drama and come down and we'll fucking chit chat Leo tape and Leo be there with us taping Taking fucking notes like my producer and that's it. That's how it works out. I want to thank chris Top low out for fucking being on the show and breaking down cbd's for your motherfucking I hope you guys enjoyed it and I'll see you guys on wednesday. Have a good night. Stay black This show was brought to you by honet.com
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Starting point is 01:53:53 This show was brought to you by honet.com Inside looking outside the millions of faces, but still I'm alone waiting I wasn't waiting paying a penance. I was longing for home I'm looking out for the two of us I hope we'll be here when they're through with us I Was inside looking outside The millions of faces, but still I'm alone waiting
Starting point is 01:55:17 I was up waiting. I could feel the tension. I was longing for home I'm looking out for the two of us And I hope we'll be here when they're through with us I'm a lonely from home So Monday She's waiting for me, but I'm a long walk away from home Saturday
Starting point is 01:56:18 She's waiting for me, but I'm a long way home That's it, that's my day She's waiting for me But I won't love nobody but her

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