Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #392 - Chris Taloa
Episode Date: June 28, 2016Chris Taloa, Professional surfer and CBD enthusiast joins Joey and Lee to talk about his CBD product. Bogie, Chris' partner calls in to talk more about the benefits of CBD.  This podcast is broug...ht to you by:   Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles. Use code Joey to get 5% off of your order.   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.  Recorded live on 06/27/2016 Â
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We're all in fucking fear, but what are you gonna do?
It's Monday
June 27th
I
Are you kidding me or what?
I'm trying to tell you motherfuckers
Monday bitches
Uncle Joe is here
We ain't fucking around fresh from Philly
There you go
Are you fucking kidding me or what? Who opens up with sticks? Nobody remembers fucking sticks
What's happening you bad motherfuckers uncle Joey here my main little Jewish brother Lee Syat
Hello from the fucking Israeli side of the Syat's big envelope. It's got so much loot
You don't even know how much money you got because the interest and then my main man
Chris taught Loa in the fucking house
He's gonna break down a couple things for you motherfuckers before we get this party started
How you doing to Lee Chris? Very good talking to the mic. I'm doing very good. You look good. Thank you very much
I like the new haircut. Everything's beautiful here. I gotta tell you guys
I never leave a town and I gotta start doing it more often. I want to thank the people who came to the five shows in Philly
You guys
With some of the fucking best crowds I've run into a long goddamn time. You weren't sensitive about nothing
You took the ride. Nobody. Oh, it was tremendous. I want to thank you from the bottom
I have to make him it feels special. All right, and
It's just a great fucking time man
Sometimes you forget how good some of these fucking American cities are
Me and why everybody wants to go do this and that and you just have to tap in and you see the beauty of these fucking cities
And killies especially East Coast Philly's great on every angle because there's history fucking baseball
There's food. I want to work 24-hour diner. Both of these waitresses could never win a beauty contest
If they wanted to they have been smoking since the age of eight
They were in their 60s and they worked a midnight shift. Listen, I don't give a fuck of you a black belt jujitsu
You're not taking all these bitches down. They've seen it all in Philadelphia
One worked for 18 years the other one. I mean, it was tremendous
I went in every day got eggs the eggs were fucking burnt
The home fries were horrific the bacon. It was bacon, but I don't know what animal it came from
But it was delicious. I just sat there had a great time with them
I drank my water and I gave him a fucking file out of tip and I left that was the highlight of my fucking two days
Just being around normal fucking people in a normal fucking diner. You know I'm saying my favorite place
Especially break there's something weird about breakfast places when people go in there every day like I always see on TV
People go to bars. I never went to bars
I went to breakfast places and like they go hang out there every day especially on the East Coast like
Every McDonald's or Dunkin Donuts you go into has a 11 o'clock. Yeah has a little hang out of old people
Fucking ask me. Yeah, why are you eating it? What's up, Doug?
Nothing much man. It's going on in your world. Just watching. I've I've never done anything like this
So it's like whoa, just check it out. Yeah
I met your old legacies jitsu and we had a couple of discussions and
You know you and Leo and there's a lot of guys over there very health conscious
It's very inspiring, you know that you see people drinking fucking water with chia seeds in it and
People tell you about their diets there and people bring bananas and
You showed up with something a little different you were talking to me about CBD oils and I've been exposed to them, you know
Never taken any of them. I'm not gonna lie to you before I'd never known I was interested in the health facets of it
I had heard different stories. I heard pro and con but you know what dog? I heard more fucking pro
Than con okay. Yeah, I heard a lot more pro than con
I did a benefit for a woman years ago that had a child and she was fighting for the kid to get it
And it was just a fucking nightmare. So I have friends in Boulder. Like I said that ever since the whole
Colorado legalization people two people on his blocks moved there because their children had either epileptic fits
Or something else was going on and they put them on a CBD diet
And now the kids speak and they go to school and they can play in the fucking Sun
And you know so you hear all these great effects for young people, you know, I heard a cop. I heard that it has effects on
Dementia I read the other day that it affects dementia that if you start as a preventive
You it fights dementia lowers your risk of having fucking dementia. So something's got to be at going on here and somebody's lying to us
Do you follow I'm saying to you something's got to be going on. Yeah, and somebody's lying to us
Hey, I that's a powerful thing to say because you know, there's so much I want to say but I took to
You know to watch ourselves in these areas, you know, I I want to just be so open about it like like
the individuals that I have seen that have
that have decided to take and
And and and and use CBD oil and properly use it
Have
That have had cancer that I've known of have all done
Extremely well and the times that I've seen them doing really well like I'm not gonna say the CBD oil is doing the work
I don't you know, I'm not I'm not I just I just know what I'm seeing and they're doing really well
And then the ones that I have
That I that I have lost you know, all my different people that were close to me have stayed the
The use with the the doctors routes with the chemo and I've watched some really good friends pass away and and you know
This this last year. We lost a guy named Brock little from Hawaii. He's a really
He was like an amazing individual. He got me into the movie industry by mistake. He he opened a lot of doors for a lot of people's lives
He's just the most ballsy. Yeah, he was he was like one of the most ballsy as individuals
I ever saw like in the surf world and
We all looked up to me
He's like our hero our Superman and then we saw him get cancer and he he wanted to hide away from it
I didn't know how he took the CBD oil what type of CBD oil it was or or how the CBD oil was that was processed that he got
Well, you know, he he kind of just like just wanted to go already
it was a lot of pain for me passed on and had a memorial for him this past weekend and
It really would put a fire under my butt to like go looking and seeing what the heck's going on here
Because that's like the I lost a lot of good friends recently and then now there's a lot of kids getting this and I'm like
why is that you know and
You know, I have a friend of mine from Maui who was sick for a long time
He was surfing into Haiti when when they had that nuclear blast out and the wave hit him in the face
He met all these guys on this green peace boat and most of the guys in the green peace boat
They died except for one guy that was down by the engine room and bogey got hit the direct in the face with this wave
And you know, he knew already something was wrong and since that time he hardly sleeps
it's been going through major surges all through his face and everything else like that and
I and I believe that the reason why he's still alive is because he does a treatment called ozone and this oil this oil is doing
something that's keeping him alive and
Keeping him here and you know all the positives that he hears that's going on with this stuff is helping him stay strong
To keep going in this path and stay here because there's some times where he doesn't want to be here
There's the pain so outrageous that he's going through what he's here and he's here for the reasons, you know
What's ozone treatment he he goes and he goes to this machine and they take the blood out of his body and it goes to the
Machine and then when they put it back into his body, it's blue. It's like a blue color
It takes all the the toxins out of it everything. I think this is what the
Who's that that a guitarist from Keith Richards? Yeah, I think he does this stuff. He's still alive that animal
Well, I wanted to begin on what you said the the fucked up part is yeah, I mean
Medical marijuana gets a bad rap. No, you can just go and say anything but if
if people are aligned to us about
Curing cancer that are like destroying families. It's not like oh we can cure the cold with marijuana
It's like oh we can cure cancer and that if like if that's what's being lied about
That's it's crazy. That's what scares me because the point that I don't think you're saying is that
This cures cancer. I don't want to say that right, right? That's what let me just say this for this, right?
Let me oh, well, I misspoke. I'm sorry
So not cures, but it can and it can assist in some of the negative aspects of it or increase
Or help with your healing power
But whatever it does if it does if anything helps if if doing backflips helped and you weren't allowed to do backflips
Then why like it just it's ridiculous. Yeah, so um, you know like
There's a lot of CBDs oils out there all these guys are making these different different forms really doing their best to make what they're making
I'm not gonna knock any of it because I know that this stuff works to a degree. I don't know what theirs is working at and how it works
I just know that ours is a step above everybody else in a lot of ways because we have two different kind of chemical compounds in our oil
That just rock people. I mean
We had a girl that was in the ICU. She was like
A week and a half left and she was gonna go and she had like these coral forming tumors sticking out of her gut
It was bad and they wouldn't let her put the stuff in her mouth
The doctors wouldn't let her put in the mouth because they didn't know it was in it
So they started putting it on topically and it started to dissolve and she finally had a chance to go to sleep
And she actually slept it was the first time she slept forever
She had catheters in her for you know get her to do to like dump all her toxins out of her body and stuff and then finally the doctors
No, they tested is it all this nothing. It's just glycerin ain't nothing way to give it to her
So they gave it to her and she took it into her body and all of a sudden
Within six hours or I think six hours her she had chemo now
She got knocked at the chemo like two days prior to this or two or two or three days prior to this
her white blood cell count went from like zilch to six hundred in six hours and then
Within 24 hours, she was going home and she went home
Then within two to three weeks her tumors reduced to 50%
Then after that, they don't know where the fuck the tumors are and she's running around jumping around screaming
Where's my magic drops? She's a little girl having a good time and she's with her family and
To me, that's an amazing beautiful to me. I had me and my wife
There's emotional for us that we cried for a while. I called a I called up Tyson Beckford
I was like back for a dude. I gotta tell you something
I wasn't so shocked like I had to talk to somebody that maybe could help me get this out
You know and looking for a name that could do that and and it's just you know
I told him all this if he it was like for him was like what you said used to suck bigfoot, you know
It's what I don't believe this, you know, let me ask you, but I don't I understand it for him
You know for people at home. Nobody. I'm these are I want you to explain to the people in Ohio
Yeah, what this fucking thing is from day one
You get reefer is an 80% reefer. There's a strong reefer
Is it just reefer that the weed stores don't want that sell to you? You have an extraction machine
How do we get CBD? Oh, let's start from scratch. I don't know. Yeah. Hey, I'm learning all the time
Okay, cuz there's a lot of there's a lot of different bogeys crap out there
I know this much you get anything that has sugar in it or it's made they use chemicals to extract or there's alcohol in it
Right there I can guarantee you there are gonna be some compounds that aren't gonna be in that CBD oil
Or it's not gonna have the same kind of effect plus what if the person's an epileptic or has seizures because any this
You know the sugar kind of thing you can't give them something with sugar
You want something with glycerin so you don't even affect that stuff. No was yours
We have glycerin and we cold press this stuff. It takes us a year to process this stuff
We're lucky to get 30 gallons a year. We were we're dedicated to making it proper. We do the best job that we can
I'm I'm I'm super focused on making sure that this stuff gets out to the public in every single aspect
I'm not gonna run away. I know that I'm doing a good thing
You know, I've just seen so many good things that autistic children reacting differently
PTSD people I got some not a PTSD this stuff really helped me to really bring some stuff down and calm down
I can say sorry when I don't want to say sorry stuff like that, you know, it's it's amazing. It helps me reroute my my
Cerebrous my my my brain help it helps me to get around things that were triggering me before and be able to
Sit with it without reacting to it and when that happens a neurological pathway is formed
It helps me go around the trauma that would normally trigger me to flip it gets me around to the other side
It gives me connected to the other side
What happens now is there's a pathway built the next time I come across some freak accident trip that blows my mind
The route is easier for me to get to to get around without even being there even if I got the oil or not
It I don't have to keep taking it. I'm not hooked to it. It just helped me get my route there
That's all it this stuff is this stuff is amazing
We were the only guys that that the VA is even considering using like weed for warriors came out
This was gonna happen with us. We almost got this deal going through with these guys
We want I can only imagine what a what a blast and what this stuff could do for someone's mind
Okay, now let me ask you this the VA is already considering using the CBD oils
Oh, they're using they're considering right now
They they want to use it and we're one of the guys that they're considering to use, you know, I'm I'm proud of this product
I'm really proud of what it does, you know, like
The reason why you on the show is because I could tell how proud I'm super proud
And I wanted you to break this shit down to these motherfuckers not
You know how your product is better than the other
Breakdown, I know your product
CBD beautiful thing man, if you can get any form
I don't know how the other guys are working but get it and you'll notice some things like what should it have in it
Like let's say it doesn't have glycerin in it. What do I want to look for? Well, if I don't want sugar
I don't want sugar in my CBD oil sugar. I don't want sugar in there
I don't want alcohol in there for sure, too
There's there's two chemical compounds that I can see that we have in this stuff here
One of them CBD at six point two seven percent of this stuff and the other part is CB GA, which is twenty one point six
nine percent of this stuff then we've got the CBD, which is only one point two
one point two two oh percent
and
D9 THC which is six point seven five percent the THC a is sixty four point one
Percent there's there's two chemical compounds. You're not gonna find using those others
Type of things in there or you're gonna get a really small small amount where it's not really you're not gonna get that effect
I believe that these two chemical compounds
I don't know why I'm just going for my own assumption for my taking this stuff when I hurt my back
And I heard it all the time because I don't like to lose I keep trying and jujitsu. Just fuck it. We're at war
Bring it, you know, so this stuff. Maybe I get a sprain or something like that
I noticed that taking this oil the inflammation that came within 90 to like two minutes
This stuff is gone. If not gone, it's almost gone
And if I wiggle my hips around and try to relax and stuff my body knows what's up
It releases and I gotta be honest you gave me a bottle you gave me two bottles
Yeah, and it sat in my thing for three or four days, you know, I went online. I looked up your company. I
Thought about what my friend said to me, you know
And I I took it as preventive medication, you know
now
You know, I'm a hundred pounds overweight from my body frame
My right knee has had surgery on it and I fucked it up right off the bat the left knees tip top my goon knock on wood
My shoulders give me a little pain from doing behind the neck things and you know guys
It's like my friend Timmy gets in and out of a truck all fucking day
You know, he doesn't have a broken ankle, but in the winter and all that stuff your body gets sore
Okay, no, no, this is what I was thinking about. So what the fuck do you guys want me to tell you at home?
This is what I did. I did exactly what these guys do Leo drinks a smoothie for breakfast. He's a vegan
so I started putting fucking omelette with
cherries like he Leo told me I started drinking my smoothie in the morning and then I
Spray the stupid shit in my fucking nose the whatever the low of the inflammation steroids and
Then I blast, you know, you told me used to listen your body's used to it already. It calls for three drops
So I put maybe six drops in there. Okay. Now, what do you guys want me to tell you my dick got harder?
So I could see through walls. I will tell you what I felt definitely I
Felt a little bit more energetic in the mornings than I usually do
I felt myself thinking a little clearer now
I didn't take anything else the only other supplement I take beside this is in my protein shake the hem force and I take
The protein after drink I get
that my friend's company makes its low sugars and all that shit and
I could take a baby aspen. That's it and I take six drops of this now
Let me tell you guys what I've encountered. I'm a fat fuck when the judo guy came to town
Usually I wouldn't go I don't want to get flipped
When you're heavy, it doesn't feel good to get flipped. There's a lot of pressure and one drop
I know how to fall. I went to Ikea as a kid. I wanted, you know, now you learn how to break falls
I went to the jits the judo one and
They pick your ankle up Lee and throw you up in the end your land. It was tremendous
I can't lie to you. They was starting from the feet and you do the whole thing no flips
No crazy 69s and all that shit. Just a leg toss, you know
I
Gotta tell you something. I woke up the next day
And I didn't feel dick
Okay, I got a little pain in my wrist. I
Don't have that much pain anymore if you want me to tell you that my knees healed
I can't say that to you. That's a torn fucking meniscus in there and God knows what else is in that
But that little ache I would get in there from time to time which was a little bit of arthritis
is
gone I
Could feel the tendon. I'm no fucking gene. I'm not gonna tell you the CBD or ill the tendon
I'm not blind anymore. That's when people are not gonna buy into it, but when I
Read the amount of people going to Colorado for their children when I read about
People taking that for PTSD somebody got arrested two years ago
Because they got a ship to their house and but the guy said he didn't hear voices anymore
He's still a little fucked up, but he didn't hear voices if it keeps you together. I have heard
Phenomenal results with cancer
Phenomenal results with cancer
In fact, they even said that the edibles with the marijuana
It was kind of bad for you because of the sugar that they'd much rather you have the cannibal oil
However, the fuck you say it. I'm not gonna say it can have an animal. I don't fuck bro. I fuck it up, too
So whatever I don't talk about this for you people because I
Know it. There's a lot of states are listening to this or a lot of countries and you don't know
That this exists or this is available to you. You do know, but you don't want to know about it
I'll tell you what, you know in my 30 days. That's what I felt, but I
Excuse me. I felt something else. I
Sleep better
I've been hitting a certain realm
Right, right REM REM sleep because I've been dreaming I had a dream
I went back to Cuba with a bunch of these motherfuckers and I lost and I'm Eddie Brown
Well, I lost everybody but Becky kept fucking, you know, couldn't get she's like the flu
Well, how much do both of you because you used to Joey did you get any cake back because I know if I told my mom
Who grew up in the 60s and 70s that I was using marijuana medically she'd laugh or say or or get
Be very skeptical about it because all they think of it as
Reef for madness. It's a drug. So how much of a kickback? I mean, have you either of you guys gone?
Get back. What do you mean? Like like just people being like, oh, that's that's a snake oil or that's that's not real
Oh, I've heard a little bit but not as much as I was expecting. I got a lot of people more
They don't want it because it's drugs, right, you know that thing but not so much snake oil
But because it's drugs it I can't do it
No, I lost one of my best friends is Eddie Solomon. He actually was a
semi kind of knew like a
Dean of white would give him a couple shirts for his fights and had a big bull symbol for it and all that and
and
We tried to get him on this stuff. He spent like
750,000 dollars chasing the world doing different chemo's all over the place and it wasn't
Working and then you know, he just went down, you know
That to me was like, whoa, you know, I read a case
I read a case where
And guys, I'm no medical fucking journal. I'm just here to describe what I read to you
I read a case where they did something not chemo
to lower the tumors
The tumors went down. Oh with the CBD oil. Yeah, no, no, no, no, he did something completely different not chemo
Some other type of radiation some other type of it's the same fucking shit. Ain't it radiation?
He did something else that went down. This is a case like an angle into some shit and then
He went on the CBD oil. No, here's the deal. He did it came back
He did three different treatments the doctor didn't work for him his sister suggested CBD oil
He did the CB fucking D oil after all that stuff the things went away and never came back
He's cancer-free three in a fucking half years. Okay, that's not a snake oil fucking story. No, that's nice
They even went they they talked about the laboratory. They got it from and the lab broke it down
We're about to get a call from Chris's partner and he's got more of the facts about science and stuff like that, you know
These are the things I have read like I said, I have a friend DG and
He was in Colorado or whatever the fuck and we were talking about a month ago
Whatever and he was telling me the amount of prices and homes how they've gone up
But he goes, you know, a lot of these people aren't to something
Because their kids either get epileptic fits or there was something else. This was no cancer involved here
This was where the kids don't get fits no more the kids are focusing better in school
You know one thing I noticed was beside the sleep the sleep on my end was very good
I was getting solid asleep and I was getting seven hours a night
But what I forgot to tell you guys was also a sense of calmness
Lee yes, that gave somebody a ride home on the kindness of my heart and they drove me into an alley
That was bumping a bumper traffic
And the only one car moved every ten minutes here. I got my luggage in the fucking car
I wanted to turn around and punch him right in the fucking mouth because he lives on this block
You should know this fucking road construction on a Sunday, but I gotta tell you I wasn't even mad at all
Like it didn't bother me like little things. I was mad last tribute that to the CB dealer. I have a sense of calmness
I don't know what that calmness is from me. Don't get me wrong. I'm still a fucking animal. I'm still a degenerate, but
These are the things I noticed whenever you work out Lee, okay?
You're a big guy. You're a strong guy whenever Chris works out. I get on top of Chris. I'm 300 pounds, okay?
Chris isn't bench pressing me
But he's moving around
Jiu-jitsu all that stuff kettlebells is anaerobic
Okay, so yeah, you focus on
On those big muscles if I if I tear a bicep God forbid it hurts if I tear
Something it hurts, but every time you work out you tear little fibers
You take little fibers around your fucking joints, you know stuff that you don't feel you don't fucking know
You know, I think this helps I
Think this helps your joints. I think this helps a little bit with arthritis
We were talking about my friend's dad that his mother said it didn't work in the hands
But the father doesn't use a walking stick no more season. He only eats a little piece of a chibichu
Just a little piece before he takes a fucking I think
So these are the things I fucking heard
Do I believe in all this shit? Yes and no yes and no somebody's lying
Somebody's fucking lying or somebody's not approving this for a fucking reason. Well, I
Saw something recently
Where a doctor was breaking down that when um, you know, he was he was just coming clean about it saying like
When doctors do the chemo stuff they actually get a kickback and they make some money there, you know
Of course, I probably pick a certain kind of you know, all the insurances. They bill you $82,000
Even though it's only really $10,000
Well, you get a percentage of that if you're a dog at the end of you you get a bonus from those companies, you know
Whether it's pills you prescribe it's money bait, you know
I got six pills to prescribe to you when you come into my office, but I prescribe you one
If I prescribe that pill to four of my 10 patients that come in with anxiety problems
I'm getting a bonus from them at the end of the fucking year if I convinced Lee
It was a doctor to do the same fucking thing and Chris to do it. That's the way a political system works. That's part of our politics
They them giving it away
You know, let me explain some to you. How long does a fucking commercial last for a drug?
Chantix 30 to 60 seconds, bro. No, no, no, how long how long do they play him for you?
We say they play him in blocks, but they play him in blocks for 90 days. You might see him a lot
I guarantee that's the end of the year rush for them and
Doctors are giving that shit out like hotcakes when you come into a doctor the doctor say listen
There's a generic pill that's $32, but this is way better. I'm gonna give you a sample of this
Well, you want to eat the generic shit, but you want to eat the good shit, so he gives you a little fucking taste
It's like it's like dealing coke. It's actually when we take this, but I'm gonna call you and I don't know if it's fucking good
Nobody wants to you God's pill. They want the good pill so they get bonuses based on that stuff and
Then the price of cannabis even with a markup. I grew up in Boulder
So I was introduced to holistic medicine in Boulder
Did I jump up and down over it? No, but I knew a lot of people that took care of a lot of problems
I have I have bursitis on my feet. I went for that shit where they fucking drained the brick the bag out of your foot
You want to talk about me? Let me kick you in the nuts act Lee. That's a fucking introduction
That's nothing when they stick a needle in your heel pull that out
And then put another quarter zone shot and your fucking heel and they got to do both feet both days
You know I ain't walking no fun
No, no, you can't walk for a day and then they put the heel
No, but if you get bursitis you have no idea what that's like ladies and gentlemen trying to hide behind this
If you get bursitis you have a you have this pain every time you sit down
Okay, if you ever have it, you'll fucking know you have it in your heel
It's one more in the wrong shoes or running without proper support. It's like shin splints
It's the opposite of shin splints. So what happens you run your feet?
Bye bye. Everything's great. Go sit down. I got a pen and call your wife
When you get back up, you have no fucking idea how you hear feels when you get up to pee in the middle of the night
You have no fucking idea when you wake up in the morning, you dread it because you got to get on that foot
So they have to shoot that foot drain it and put a fucking quarter zone in there to lower that shit and
And so you're saying does the we make that pango away? Well, I haven't had it in years
But I'd like to see how all that stuff affects that and trust me this study is going on right now
There's tons of studies and it's always just tons of stuff. Yeah
Tons of studies, you know, all you need is 10 people to come out and say it the little the tumors lowered
All you need is 10 people to come out and say they have chronic arthritis and now they don't have swelling in their hands
That's all you need
We need people to step up and say it. That's all we need people to make YouTube videos and tell me show it
I'll stay took and show it. Yeah, and wait the fucking world up
You know I'm saying I know if I was doing something and I was getting the fucking super positive result from it
And I wasn't sharing and I'd feel like a fucking asshole. I
Feel like a fucking asshole wait a second. I got a kid that can't you know
And you know what's going on and you don't say anything. You're just as guilty. So that's me man
Like I I got this. I want spiritual wealth. I don't need anything other other kind of well spiritual well to me
That's that's where I get it like being real with this, you know, like this is what it's doing for people
I want to make sure people can see it. I want to make sure people can get it
I want people with their children to be a tattoo weed on you. Huh? You got a tattoo. We know nothing like that
I mean, uh, you understand you don't come in with weed shirts, you know those fucking monkeys
No, I'm not I'm not sure if I can swatch. Yeah, I don't know you know respect you and Leo a lot
I've learned a lot since I've been going over that class over that me too nice people because I look up to those guys in a
Way that I don't look up to nobody. I don't give a fuck about these creatures
I deal with in the music industry in the comedy and I got my fucking respect for them
There's like a handful that you really like the rest of me talk because you got to talk to these fucking morons
but I
Look at the people since I was a kid man
My mom used to always tell me right out. You're gonna have two choices in life
You're gonna hang out with fucking losers. You can hang out with people that are doing something
Usually those people aren't as interesting but you learn more from those fucking people and sometimes I sit there
And I look around that class and I talk to people and I ask them creepy fucking questions
You know, there's a reason why you're built that way
What are you doing? And they'll say I'm a vegan or I'm not I can't imagine my life without a steak
But that's out, but nobody can't say you could be a half a vegan
What's half of the half a vegan and instead of eating four steaks a week you eat one
Okay, do you follow I'm saying and you eat six ounces with two eggs or something like that?
You know, you could be a half a vegan, you know, you could eat fish all the time and you could look at your egg count
You know, you could make protein shakes in the morning
I always made a smoothie with almond juice and fruit and a little fucking banana and an hour later
He eggs guess what I eliminated those eggs and I and that 11. I have a protein shake now
So there's no solid food in me before lunch. No way. Yeah, I'm gonna try to do that
I'm gonna try to do that for the next fucking six weeks and then go to jujitsu at 12 do that work out then come home
And I have a tremendous meal a salad a protein
Hey, I got a good I got a good easy salad for you a little bit of a carb
I don't need a lot of shit. No, no, just keep it simple lettuce tomato onions
Maybe an avocado vinegar. No, you made my fucking day right here like easy stuff like what quinoa?
No, no, no, I put avocado in there. All right, and then you get kale and you get
Oh my god, I can't get the name of the plant in in my head. Oh and two already with the kale
Yeah, a rugula a rugula. Oh, that's good. What a fucking you got a rugula even Steve Martin couldn't find it in the witness relocation
I don't know. You ever see that movie saying I can't get no arugula
But you can put CBD oils in those shakes, can't you like in the smoothies and shakes?
I'd rather put it directly in my mouth. Let it get absorbed like he told me 60 seconds
It's like when we eat those stars leave. Okay, let me tell you something my friend
I'm I got no reason to lie to you two guys. Yeah, that took a I didn't see any ghettos, but I took those wacky taffies
To fucking DC with me. What the fuck I was Philly. I'm sorry
Thursday night, I took that wacky taffy and I chewed the shit out of it. I get all me ten bucks
I gotta tell you something. I felt this fucking feeling within 20 minutes and I got you know, we're family here
We we fucking ain't 900 milligram for it. I had 200 milligrams
And within 20 minutes, I was on fire once I got on stage Lee. I blacked out
Like blacked out like it was just fucking act
I told him about my friend that did coke and told me whether I fly on his forehead
He would smack his forehead interrupt everybody and go shit. There's a fly on my forehead and they would smack his forehead. I
Took him deep in the murky waters of the underworld but Friday night the same thing
I chewed the fuck out of it because it's all in your mouth. Lee. That's my point
That's why you follow small you too. You're half a fruit cake. I cut it in half
You know good and have you just I can eat two more chew them down like a fucking they don't like a nickel
How you feeling on that star dog? I don't want you to tap out like a home bent. Oh, man
You can't tell my brother shit. You're the fucking man is feel this motherfucking born and raised in Hawaii
Yeah, pretty much he was drinking fucking kale and reefer shakes at three. I
Had capsules for the first time the other night. They're really good
I never done them before they took a little while to kick in but I like have you ever done those
I you know why they took a while to kick in because you have to like melt the capsule
The star has sugar when you go to a fucking bar, right and you drink like a fucking gin and tonic
Okay, something happens, but it doesn't get that same fucking go to go to the frozen drink place across the way and
Get a Bahama mama with a hundred and watch what happens to you because that sugar goes right into you
So that edible takes longer because it's a capsule and it's oil
You think you're dealing with Lisa had some fucking novice here. That's why they put sugar in all that shit
Ah, I thought it was the mask and people say that if you eat it with cheese, it doesn't work
I don't know who eats cheese and fucking reefer anyway and people retarded
I don't know he ever pizza that the cheese last long. I don't listen to shit
We're eating it'll last longer. Well, even if I eat a fucking tree
I can eat a fucking the rope with fiber and I'm still fucked up for two days
We says he's high until he shits the next morning. What kind of animal are you? Oh, it's crazy. Like I'm
I'll be high sometimes until I work out like that's why like
I'm glad that sometimes that the kettlebell class is early because I'll get to the kettlebell class
Don't too high to be here. I'm trying to do a Turkish get up and I get scared
I'm gonna drop the weight on my face because it's like it's a lot of weight. I'm like, I'm too high to be here
And then this is your story. I'm like, okay, I'm okay
That's why I never understood he always used to tell me go in that elliptical high. I'm like, I'm gonna fall off that elliptical
That's and that's why I think it's cool segue that CBD is non-psychoactive
Like it's just it's I'm not sure people see that's the biggest thing to make people overcome
One big question I have for you because this is a question my friend had for me. Yeah
Let's pretend I have arthritis. Hmm. I don't want to do the fucking medication
It makes my fucking ass whole itch. You don't want to get all high and right, right? No, you don't want to do none
That's shit. Yeah, I try the CBD yours. I'm a union guy. I got a call. I go pee in a cup. What comes back?
Go back to work
Seriously, well, we got in there isn't even it's like eating granola with a hemp seed in it
It don't mean nothing
It the the the THC value in here is so low. We're legally allowed to ship this in all 50 states
There's no issue with that. Are you fucking we just got ourselves when we stretched out to Australia
We just got ourselves some some people working over there now. We want to make sure everybody knows that we're coming in
We're not playing games
We're gonna do some work here
And do some good things
If you're good about it in the day about what we're doing
I watched a very interesting documentary. I was high as fuck
When I go back to my hotel room unlike a lot of people that go out and eat whatever
I got a shut down when I just went through his health. I'm 53. I'm a fat guy
I'm out of shape and I put my whole soul on the fucking line on stage
I don't want I don't want you to pay 25 bucks and for me to half-ass it
So I don't fuck around at these shows. So I talk to people. I do what I can I go back to my hotel room
I get water. I got bugles. This sadly was a little bag of bugles. I took it back to my room. I'm very satisfied
And I decompressed but there was an interesting show on about acupuncture
About how acupuncture started Lee
A fucking bird half bird half man
In china, you know, I love this started acupuncture
Started acupuncture. I thought the people wait what half was bird one half was man. Who the fuck knows he had wings in the hand
I don't fucking know
But they saw the same symbol in india
And they saw the same symbol somewhere else
And they believed that the these people came down
These terrestials came down and showed them how to heal people
The chinese bird would eat a drug that we make them hallucinate and he could look into your body. That's how he created the
The points for acupuncture. What do they call
Uh the meridians the meridians right the channels the meridians
That's how he devised that shit and they've even dug up like fucking uh the mummies of these guys
Of of mummies of whatever the fuck they came from egypt egypt because it was egypt
China do they do they look different india? That's all the same god. Yeah, oh man with a bird
with bird body
So oh that guy that guy so when they went to fucking very interesting
They found that same thing in china
They found no no no that they they had proof now
That what that motherfucker taught in china they were doing in fucking uh egypt because they dug up a mummy
And they had proved that this motherfucker was doing acupuncture
Not only that that fucking ching wu that fucking have bird have man
Did an open heart surgery
Three thousand fucking years ago before they knew anything about anything
But they claimed the fame was that the skies opened up
And that the the deities came down and showed them how to heal mankind and this is how acupuncture
Started it fucking blew my mind then they took it in a different directions with fucking martians and shit and I had to
fucking put on
Blue bloods or whatever the fuck I was watching but the point of the story is
That i'm a firm believer in acupuncture. I saw what it did to me and what they were talking about
Now
Made me believe what I believe about acupuncture that you go in there your chi is low from a lot of years
It gets worn from stress from pain from drug abuse weather
Your chi that's that's your that's how the chinese believe it's your fucking inner strength
What they do with acupuncture that the americans don't understand the same reason why this tbd oil is a tough sell
He's fucking americans because they affiliate it with the hallucinogenic in it
Is because it takes time to build your chi back
And once you build your chi with acupuncture, then you become bulletproof
That's when my cat, you know, my calves don't swell up after a six-hour flight. Um
Did you know that there's a exercise that the chinese are you are not a lot it's like illegal to do and it's called uh
chinesan
and um
If you uh, look it up and you and you study it on the internet off of youtube. It's the simplest thing ever
and um
And uh, the the benefits out of the thing are just amazing. It's just self-healing and building your chi up in that way
um
I kind of like recommend people take a look at that and I also recommend taking a look at something called falun dafa
And falun dafa is amazing exercises as well that helped you to build your chi real powerful
Yeah, you can do it from within also. That's that's the best fucking way falun dafa
Yeah, and it was amazing all that falun dafa is just a form of tai chi that has just five exercises that illegal to do in china
What happens if you do these little exercises they go out of your house and fuck your cat
What do you think happens?
But it's they were doing there. I don't know what they're doing
Well, all I know is that when I when I did it and I did it for myself it really opened up my back and opened up my neck
Free me up, you know
I think the most important thing
That makes uh the american
I think the most important thing because I see it with my wife
listen, man
My wife really believes in her yoga
I like that my wife believes in her yoga
Do I believe in it as much as
My wife does no, but I'll tell you what man. My wife does handstand. She's 46 years old
That bitch does handstand. She can put her legs behind her head
She does one-handed shit. I can't even fucking dream of doing she's doing a challenge now
You know, she's a little embarrassed about the baby fat that stuck around
I mean she lost all the baby fat except three pounds
When she finishes that she's even thinking of going to legacy and doing the tack fit
Because her friend was telling her about the tack for that yoga and that's very interesting, you know that whole fucking thing
But I see her belief in it
She doesn't believe in the fucking swami lami and the fucking guy with the bikini walking around in the heat
She don't fall for that shit, you know that's fucking pervert. You can't tell that guy
Is a cosby jr. Wait till that comes out that guy fucking lullabies you with yoga and fucking the ass and wakes up
And ask you why you've been sweating so much. You know, I'm saying
Look, you're sweating. Yeah, because I just got fucked in the ass. Well, you think I'm sweating, but shit
It's monday night cocksuckers
You know, I mean that's the trip. So my wife goes to that place
It's an hour and a half. It's guys and men
You know, I've gone in there with it. I love it. It's no incense. It's no
Fucking hindu's walking around with dirty fucking feet. No, it's just it's three white chicks
That got their doctorates one lived in india and they got together as a business their female owners
They don't pimp it out. They don't have childcare in there. They take your phone on the way in
Check that all down. My wife gives her an extra 10 and says the phone rings at the daycare
I know when she's there. So
It's people believe in certain things and they stick with it, you know, I'm a fat fuck
I go to that jujitsu school. I'm not gonna be a world champion. No, but I'll tell you what
I'm gonna lose the most weight going over there three times a fucking week. I'll prove that to you right now
I know it that my body fat is definitely down since I joined over there
Just with that fucking jacket. You gotta wear that jacket when I bring it home
I gotta hang it outside my knee pad. You think I sucked a thousand cocks in the heat
You think I sucked a thousand dicks in 90 degree weather and shit
My knee pads are drenched who sweats from their knees. I had to get new knee pads
The back of them smelled like fucking a dead armpit
Lee they fucking you could I was scared when people passed my guard that they could sniff them through the fucking pants
The other guy there's a bald guy there in class
One day I had him on the north side and he goes jesus you're gonna sniff my dirty knees
We were hollering because your knee pads you have to take them off and leave them outside and let them get drying and put them
In the wash. It's a fucking nightmare. What was my point? I don't even know what I'm talking about here
Uh cbd oz. That's right back to cbd oz
What time is it lee?
652. All right, so we got eight fucking minutes. You're gonna put tony benlon. You're gonna sit there like I'm on the look
Of the year and stuff. You might if I go use the bathroom. No, yeah, brother. Yeah, that's the whole time
I'm sitting here like a pivo
Yeah
Pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your heart
Some somebody twice as smart
I'm saying it's monday night me and lee on a fire one more star might go down
A little bonfire lee lee's looking a little pale and shit over there. Oh my god lee you went fucking pale before
After that first bone. Oh my god, your face got really red
And then all the blood shot from your body
What your eyeballs bulged when was the last time you had a bong? It's been a while, right?
Late
I don't doesn't matter when the last time we did a bong. I've been telling you for months
We're in training. I know but I have baby lungs. We might show up with a bong
We might show up with a pipe. You got to be prepared with uncle joe
You know what I'm saying? You never know what we're gonna fucking show up with a star or mushroom cap
You throw away those mushrooms cock sucker. I didn't throw away
I don't want to eat no more mushroom, but the liquor fucking acid still hidden in the vault of life
That's where I would have thrown away
No, man
How you feeling all right? I'm feeling pretty uh pretty marketed at the moment. Good. Good. You're looking fucking pretty immaculate yourself too
um
Yeah, well, no, my dad and I had a great time this weekend. I'm happy you you you put a tear to mine last night
He looks great. He's getting old. We're getting old. He's having a good time
But uh, we got fucking super high with him. We fucking sent him fucking packing last night
his hair he was here in fucking vietnamese people yelling and
Jumping through weeds and shit that weed was tremendous last night. Oh my god. It was really good
I'm
You love for some animals
We got some delivery, which I've never done before which is really cool
I've never done that and it was really fun. Um, yeah, oh
We saw that new independence day, which is pretty terrible
I know that when you when you told me you were there, it's like we saw the first one though
There's weed going back this old school things against it was the double feature the original was so good
A double feature of fucking that they hit you with the first it's like going on a date
She lets you suck at titty as you drop 200 and then she tells you
You got to go home because her brother sleeps on the bed
That's what happened to fucking you when you want to see that dumb ass fucking movie
You could tell that was bad in the commercial. You're like, oh, they fucked up
They fucked up that they win a million dollars. Did they win number one? I'm sure did
Stupid we fucking ours americans. Oh no, and and then you wonder why isis fucking is going to shoot you in the fucking head
Because you go see independence day. You got a boy cut that shit those marvel movies. It's over
We're looking for one fucking hero an american hero
You want to go see independence day like a fucking bunch of mooks. Okay. Well, what here? I know that you're gonna think i'm crazy
But I had this thought that they should just stop making new movies
And start re-releasing because you always you always give me shit for not seeing this and that and because it came out before my time
I think they have enough good movies now that they could re-release those
And as they are
Yeah, I'll re-release them with a new cast
You know what and I thought about that's a very interesting question that you brought up because my dad and I we watched
Airplane, which I'd never seen before we watched coming to america. We watched trading places. You never seen coming to america, bro
I had seen that one
But I watched it too this week. Oh my god those movies that they stand up dude. They look a little bit. It's not hd
It's it's not
I don't think there's actors that can me ask you that could hold up the cast
Hd or a fucking good movie great movies. Okay, then what the fuck I don't like I don't give two fucks about hd fuck no
In fact when I was watching coming to america, you could see the makeup. Yeah, and I had had a regular tv in the hotel room
You could see the fucking makeup. Yeah, that's what I could see with hd
That's all I could see how old the movies really are
But the movies are solid fucking movie. Oh my god fucking airplane. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
It's all a bunch of dumb classic fuck. Is that the one with oj now? No, it's the one with kareem
He's the co-pilot. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right
But it's and okay, I understand that it's it's very far-fetched
And and my thought was that the stars now
Could have have access to the camera. Let me ask you a question to release it on it
Both of you forget your fucking itunes
Who's gonna play
Charles Bronson and death wish
Go ahead. No one. Give me 30 seconds. I'll give you 60 seconds. Oh death. Please
Please let him keep smacking the bitch. Oh, yeah. No, yeah
Okay, no, I'm not mad at him because that that's just a joke people. I'm just fucking around here. I'm trying. I'm trying to think
I'm trying to think like
Yeah, maybe leave me probably a boredom. Oh come on guys. Yeah
No, no, no, no, no not that lurchy motherfucker
Death wish right now if I had a fucking cast it
Death wish
problem with death wishes
If you really watch death wish
The problem is he sold the architect
But his face didn't
Oh
Right put on a piece of death wish just any piece
One of the most disgusting
Fucking disturbing rape scenes. I have ever
Fucking seen in my life. I was a young kid there so we can all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I left that movie theater
Fucking mummified every go boom is one of the fucking robbers in that movie. Shit and that white dude that's still around
The only thing scared me back then was seeing the alien movie. Oh fuck this made the alien movie look like a fucking tic-tac-toe game
I mean, this is fucking rough when you're a child
You don't know about that. Well, you know that that came out like 73. I was 10. Okay. I was you know, I was eight
I was just born
Okay, let me see uh
This is what so this is what the fucking death wish rape scene
No, I keep going keep going
Death wish tree
Just go up go up go up go up to the beginning. Just all right right there. Where's his muggers. Go ahead. Oh god
This is after his wife gets raped
And he just starts going in the fucking street crazy
All right, he just says fuck this now. Here's a guy that's supposed to be a fucking architect
But like i'm saying to you guys he's got a face not of a killer, but of a weathered man
Who the fuck is gonna play charles bronson?
Yeah, the other thing about charles bronson was he was 50 when he did these and turn over deris
No, he was 50 when he did these
And he was in good shape
He was in phenomenal fucking shape
So who the fuck is gonna play this this is my question
They picked the director they announced this and that and this and that they really try to break my fucking heart
But i'm not breaking sticks and stones will break my bones
I won't watch it and they're doing the second part to the mechanic which never fucking existed
How can you do a sequel to a movie that never fucking existed?
Look at him. Does he look like a fucking architect to you?
I want to watch this shit go down. Oh, yeah
He's like oh, we're out of here
Now this is god
I don't know guys and you're looking at me you're saying listening to me going joey this guy this guy this guy
I don't see nobody else fucking playing this right now, man
And that's my point is too old
Andy Garcia
Oh, Andy Garcia. Andy Garcia might be able to pull this off
I can see Andy Garcia
Not to do from fucking that show on show time the fucking dude that fixes things
Not no no none of those dudes run through my fucking mind right now
I was in that pose and that's my point like
Yeah, maybe someone could play it
But we already have this
So just lower the ticket prices
Let families go to movies again and we release watches
Put the fucking thing on put the mic on so people can hear it. The guy just ripped his paper
Charles Bruce and shoots him shoots this fucking hump
shoots him again
Shoots this motherfucker again
And he's off the train. It's 1973. There's no fucking cameras
They're not going to be able to do this fucking scene momos
Because there's fucking cameras everywhere unless they make a timepiece to everything
That'll be you're a genius right there, but how they're gonna do this. I don't listen to the music
Listen to what's going through his mind
See he's out of there. That's it. He's out of there the cop. They don't need you cannot suspect this guy
This was a brilliant film because of this. Look, he's gone. Nobody knows nothing. There's no camera
Not one piece of dialogue
Nothing. No, that was that was the 70s
They made you have imagination. And they're not gonna make you have imagination
There you go. Where'd the cops go the completely other way? See if there's another scene there
That's why like the first alien they didn't have all that special effects that they made you have to fucking
They made you have to like imagine that shit while I was in the shower. Take it. Look it up
What's happening brother? Joey D is here
Good you got to speak up a little bit down there. You got to speak into the mic, please
How are you down there in hawaii?
I'm doing all right. How about yourself? Not bad. Which I'm happy you called
You know, we were just talking about the whole process of cbd
How
The process works, you know, how your product is processed compared to the other products on the market
And the case studies that you've heard about or things you've heard about, you know
court
So, yeah, so what what what what scientific what scientific uh studies or information do you have regarding your cbd?
Well, the cbd that we have at the moment is completely different than most people's cbd out there on the market
It's um, it's a cold press process
And it takes over a year to make the oil
It's not um
It's not made with the butane or the co2. It's not made for the quick buck
The person who's doing it
actually has really good intentions and started off that way and continues to um
Roll down that path
So it seems like the really good stuff takes a lot longer to make than
Than the average product. Let's say that now one question. What would happen to me if I did do a cbd oil
With the co2 process. What's the difference? What's going on there?
Um, you know, I believe they're all very beneficial
um
Depending on what your affliction is. I've seen a lot of different oils from the co2 extraction
uh to the rso
all the different oils
seem to affect different people in different ways and a lot are very positive
Um, I personally have a belief just up from what I've been witnessing that it's more about the whole plant
compounds
it seems that um
All the compounds are already in the plants and when you start doing processes to it
You start to eliminate a lot of the important compounds in there that are very medicinal to the body
Now where does the hallucinogenic part of it go when you do that?
um, if if it's done correctly
uh
The cbd oil is non-psychotropic and it is not hallucinogenic whatsoever
um, when you when you take
marijuana or cbd and you heat it up once it hits its molting point at 180 degrees
It decarbonates
It decarbonizes
And it becomes psychotropic and becomes activated and now you actually get high from it
So as long as you can keep it
Uh, if you can keep your process
It's the right temperatures. You can keep your compounds from activating and they stay medicinal and it won't get you high
But but that being said
I have seen a lot of people go through a euphoric moment when they take the product
And they almost for a second would think they're high
But I tend to believe now the more I watch it that they're feeling good
And they they don't remember what it's like to feel good all the time
So euphoric is a good thing
Now what ailments have you heard that this?
Cbd or your product is effective on
You know what? It's been effective on just about everything. It's a very broad spectrum oil
um
I personally don't make it in colorado. I just seem to in the lucky guy to have met up with this person
and um
It being very broad spectrum because it has all the compounds in it
It's it's a dietary supplement in a sense where it allows your body
to take over and to use the compounds in it that it needs
to aid your immune system to fight cancer to
uh
keepers to
anti-inflammatories
Anti anti-seizure all of that stuff
It gives that your body can can weed through the compounds itself and use the ones it needs and
dispense the ones it does not
And considering the other products out there
I don't like to talk that about products. Um, this is the least invasive thing I've come across in my life
Uh, that is very beneficial
Well, uh, how what would you say uh, how it works with uh, with uh, like say opioid abuse
It's amazing actually. Um, I have a I have an amazing story. I have a doctor that, um
He himself was on opioids. Yeah, he is a what I would call a pill farmer
and um
I gave him the oil because I live in pain myself
I was there for my own pills and my own problems and afflictions
and I offered him the oil and
He took a dose
His phone rang
And I said you're gonna get that and he said no, that's my phone saying take my pill
And I said you're not going to take your pill and it had only been two minutes
He said I don't have the desire to take the pill for the first time in years
So I've seen it work that quick and that was an mb
And he at the moment is prescribing it to people to get off of their opioids because
It seems to have a very uh positive effect on the opioid receptors
It seems to stop the pain
enough
To allow your body to say I don't really want that pill
Uh, then your mind has to deal with you know, whether you want it or not
Um, and I'm sure the pharmaceutical companies don't want to hear that cbd oil does that stuff
In my little study that uh, the bottles chris gave me in my little study, I found that
I was sleeping a little deeper
I uh
I've always been an erotic sleeper. I have sleep apnea
But if I get five hours, I'm pretty good, but I gotta get up one time to pee
Ever since I've been doing the cbd oil in the morning
I get up to pee one time, but it's a tough walk
And when I go back to bed, I go right back to bed and I'm having dreams again
Like vivid dreams nothing sexual just going to cuba
Going to jujitsu going to a park shit like that
And all the good the good stuff. Yeah, and I've also realized that
those
You know, like I was explaining to chris. I have a rip meniscus. I'm not going to tell you that the cbd oil
Took away the pain, but I think what it did take a little bit of pain away from that little arthritis pain I had
You know, I'm a 300 pound guy so every time I go on my wrist, I reheard it
But I don't have that constant little pain
For an hour after jujitsu or two
Gotcha. Well, let me explain to you. Um just from you you saying that you do only a morning dose
If you were to up the dose
This oil is a saturation game this particular product is it's like
Taking an antibiotic it has to loop through your system
To hit all the organs and to get all the way up into your to cross the blood brain barrier and to really really get into you
um, I call it the saturation point and um, if you were to actually up your dosage
Not more drop but just more times per day
I bet you that evening you have a longer block of sleep
And most likely about a week or two in I I bet you would notice that you have less frequent
um
Yearning to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
Well, like I said, I'm I used to be a three a night peer
And now it's one good p about 4 30, which means I got four and a half good maybe five hours of sleep
It used to be 12 and I'd be fucking walking around at 12 o'clock
At two o'clock. I'm sorry, which you don't do dick in two hours
It's like it's like, you know, so now I feel
Like I've been sleeping a little deeper uh today. I slept till seven in the morning. Why because when I got off the plane
I blasted that stuff
Yeah, well, I have I have um
amazingly elderly people like I have an 87 year old lady
She takes one drop and she has to eat meds to the tumor on her spine and she gets 10 hour blocks of sleep
I see the stuff do so many different things to so many different people
That it's so all over the board
Um, I at the moment if I could show you pictures, I would um, I have little kids
Um with cerebral palsy they're 82 days
In at the moment without having a seizure and they haven't been on meds now for 82 days
Post all that stuff on my wall so I can show everybody, yeah
Yeah, it's these are some amazing stories. Um
The the lady is on the east coast with the two kids and I actually wasn't very uh knowledgeable in cp at all
and the first pictures he sent me the little kid was
Holding herself up on a table and she was so excited and I said to her is this a big deal and she said, yeah
my kids can't even sit up
and um
As you watch the pictures on on the wall come in you'll see that she goes from
Pulling herself up to walking crawling now. She's talking. She's got core strength
They're laughing they look like little kids and since I guess the teachers see them the most
They their cognitive skills and everything have improved so much that the report's coming back to the mom
And she knows the most because she's the biggest fan and curator is um
It's undeniable we gave these two little girls their lives back
And that's just one little story
Uh of of a lot of good ones that are going on at the moment with this product
I
I'm happy you called then and broke it down a little bit
Further, uh, I wanted that end of it also like I said, you know, uh
I I went to college in boulder and uh
I got into different
Amyopathic stuff. I had bursitis on my heel and
shin splints and that was the beginning of my shoulder pain
And I went to see different people and I noticed that you really have to how that process works is it all starts with belief
And uh, I've been an acupuncture guy now for nine years
Uh twice a month, you know
And you're right. It's the saturation process. We were just talking about that before with acupuncture
You got to build your chi up and then it starts healing and and it starts working as preventive
So I felt the same way about this. I knew it was going to take a while
To saturate into my body. I mean I eat a lot of marijuana every day
There's got to be a couple cbd's already in there floating around
But uh, this is the good stuff and uh, I wish you were a lot of luck with it and I love what you're doing
And uh, I wish you good luck with the va if this is really working
on ptsd and uh
All those little brain seizures and whatnot. This is a this is a great product
It is a great product. I thank you for having me and um
I look forward to the world getting a chance at it
It it it is pricey because we're in the infancy of this whole industry at the moment and there's a lot of
convoluted information out there about how much it costs to make and this and that but I believe in the near future
It's going to be very accessible
And uh, hopefully the big pharma won't come in and mess it up and take away the real stuff somehow
um
But I'm glad you got to try it. All right. Well, thank you for your time my brother. Good luck to you
And if I remember in hawaii, I'm coming to see you
You know what? I always hear your show. You just keep up the good work. You're awesome. So are you my brother?
Thank you for calling and okay aloha from Hawaii. Aloha my brother. Yeah bogey
Cheers. Yeah, no, I'm uh, like I said, I'm enjoying it
I think I'm basically enjoying the calmness of it, you know
When you land on a fucking plane
The fucking airport's never ready. You understand me?
In the old days your plane lands. They always got a gate for you. Now you got to wait
Then you get then they got to tow it in because the chinese dude made a left turn
Now I got to wait for the fucking thing to touch the gate now the computer broke down. They can't open it yet
You know that happened to me twice in two fucking weeks, by the way, but you know what?
I didn't lose my cool
Because I know what are you gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
Do you have some bottles I can leave around the office just in case
There's nothing just in case I tell them I went and got a hummus or something or
an emergency bottle
No, I'm happy you came on. I really wanted to talk about this on the show
I wanted to talk about the pros and cons I had heard listen guys
If you think I'm gonna make a bunch of fucking copies and come in here with paperwork you crazy
I'm gonna tell you what I read now. Do I believe what you read half of it? But listen
I lived in colorado for a long time. I got a lot of friends still there in boulder and denver
And I hear the chitichata and even they can't believe it
They can't believe the amount of people that are moving in with all different types of ailments
And these things work miracles fucking miracles
So who's lying? Who the fuck's lying?
They got they got to be doing case studies at the university of colorado in boulder
I know those fucking people they're cynical
I just wonder like how long have they known and for how long haven't they told us because man
They've been making some money over here. Well, they know but the problem is we have this problem in america right now
Follow like we're with sheeples. We're trying to legalize it and that pisses some of americans off
So guess what happens cbd falls into that fucking circle. Why? Because it's ignorance. Why?
Because it's ignorance. Listen, if you think I'd sit here if you think
I would be here 10 years ago talking to you about this. You got fucking problems. Yeah 10 years ago
I would look at you like a fucking coop and all right. Yeah, whatever great
That's it that bottle you gave me and fucking give it to some poor. So here take this drink this little whiskey
Yeah, now because I've heard all the fucking positive effects
I I I welcomed you. I wanted to hear more about it. I'm like really man
And then leo, you know, I believe if leo tells me he walks on coals for anthony robbins
I'll do it
Even after the people got burnt those fucking morons. You gotta wear sandals. You understand what leo's awesome
I believe anything leo tells me. I look at this guy. I see how he lives
I know he suffers from anxiety. He's told me he has the same anxiety I have
This times before he goes to class. He wants to make a u-turn and leaves, you know, uh
And he's very calm. He always looks like he's in a great place when he's there. Yeah
So I look at guys like this and I get little tips from them. You ask them. What's going on in your world?
You know, I'm surprised how many people there are involved
In some sort of marijuana which really impresses the shit out of me because I look at these people
I don't look at any of those people as donors
At all I do not guys I just coming a month away
There's not a person there that looks like a fucking stoner
And sometimes you're rolling them or they teach you a move. Well, you don't look like this donor
Oh, yes, I fucking do. I look like I got hit with 2000 rocks. They just smell me
They just smell me. They know
I don't care
I look like I hit with 2000 fucking rocks on the ugly stick. What do you mean? I'm a good boy
But when I think stoner
Yeah
Now you got to break that round but it
It's really artistic on it and helps me get real. I went to one place where nobody ever talked about marijuana
It was like nobody ever mentioned that
It was on two places. I went to
Nobody talked about there was one place I went to where people talked about it
But that's it
This place I go to now
Nobody looks like they smoke on you got to see the people how they're built there
You know, there's maybe three or five people four or five fucking guys that they can move
And the people who have stayed there those guys get in shape
You just got to keep fucking going. We're that one Mexican guy got about his size that moves like the wind. Oh jesus christ
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That guy's a fucking killer. It's all over my back. We start off
I'm looking in and in within like five seconds on my back. He's trying to shovel me this way
He's on my back this way. He's pushing me that way. He's totally on the and it's not like it's just for a quick burst
It's for like till the bell stops, you know
The whole time he's moving on you and then he stops and even breathing that heavy
He's just looking at you. He's just looks like he was a bear like that's fine
Let's do it again. You know, you read you see you see ads in the paper
you see commercials on television for uh
To lose weight fast, you know with frozen food plans
And you see all this advertising media they throw at you correct as an american
That's what you fucking see you see a ton of it getting thrown at you
And half of us are either overweight or obese
And we're all looking for the answer. Listen
Everybody wants to eat that fucking cheesecake after dinner, you know at that birthday celebration
Nobody wants to go to a birthday party another fucking piece of cake, you know, absolutely
They have bad pizza, you know that bad kid pizza people get now. You know how bad that is for you
You always eat a slice at those birthday parties your back or your stomach
Just fucking the pepperoni and shit is dead. Well, how crazy is advertising if I see a color of a sign
All right, I'll know what fast food places or restaurant in this
We all know logo right stripes. Oh, right white stripes
Uh, maybe in and out
Ksc
Okay, okay. Well kbs is the one the fattest thing I got
I couldn't even do kfc. Anyway kfc. The point of this fucking story is that
You look at all these things they throw at you in magazine articles and you sit there going maybe they're at brush
Maybe they're not at brush
When I go to this place
I see the transformation in people's bodies
In six or seven weeks. I see how they change
And that's how I know this works
You see that gie's looking a little looser and shit because it shrinks you and everywhere at once inch by fucking inches shrinks you
So it's pretty impressive. You know, you see all these fake ads 20 minutes a day is all you fucking need
No, you don't get that that's just not gonna fucking work out for you at all
20 minutes a day and I do nothing for nobody on the fucking standmaster
First off, you can't do it seven fucking days a week till your legs fall off like poor league
One day Lee's gonna be walking. He's gonna get the sharp pain isn't he's gonna
What the fuck is that the standmaster at time for a year straight when I fucking told you to get off that goddamn thing
I know, I mean, I only get like once a week now
It's uh, that's all you need you do those kettlebells three fucking times a week
You're swinging double kettlebells. Why don't you come to jujitsu with us? I used to go with me at the other place
You gotta come over to school. You'd love this. He even went to a competition and everything
Did you do a cop? Did you do a cop? I
Did not I I was there and I got destroyed but I'm really enjoying kettlebells right now. You still did a cop though
That's still sick. I'm afraid to do one. I'm yeah, me too, man. I'm scared. I don't want no one breaking me
I want to serve it was fine. It was the most fun. I had at jujitsu, but I
I still I'm enjoying I'm really enjoying kettlebells man. People don't like everything in life
You know, that's what makes life fucking interesting that not everybody likes fucking pizza
You know, not everybody likes pizza the best pizza in the world some people looking that's not really me
I really have macaroni and cheese of bacon bits. Okay
I just love sharpening the blades that we have in that class man. I love working out with those guys
I like to see them get better
I like to get all weird and do strange things that they don't know what the hell's going on and have them find ways out of it
And they're awesome in the jujitsu world. Yeah
When you've talked to people about this or you've spoken to other classmates about this
What are their results from taking this? What do you hear that they say to you?
What's the most beneficial thing back pain?
Back pain is awesome for the for a lot of my my friends that have that that's like any kind of like
You know that when you when you work out real hard and then you're by just stiff and sore the next day
You don't want to go, you know, you're just tired. Well, this kind of helps you like get that recovery
I think it helps with recovery because it's such a super anti as a super
White set white blood cell booster, you know, like it just boosts your white blood cells
So I have a feeling what it does is it helps you heal up a little faster, you know from stuff
I don't get I don't get as sick as I used to so I can keep coming the class a lot more my
My if I get cuts or abrasions or anything like that. I broke my toe pretty good a little while ago that thing healed up pretty good
um
This this is just who games been like a plus and and have have my body there to be able to do is like
The ultimate, you know, I had to be at the top level that I can be in that class, you know
I'm not young i'm 43, but when i'm going against leo and once no one I can take him that feels really to me
it's a heavy duty accomplishment because
Leo's no joke and nobody and there's any joke and if I can hassle them somehow I feel great about it, you know
At the age that I'm at, you know, one thing I know for a fact
And I've heard it from people that are anti-marijuana an Australian friend of mine. I have hates this shit
Yeah, he's one of the top trainers in the game. He trains Pacquiao. He was Pacquiao straight
Strength and fitness coach for years and they had a disagreement. He opened up his own gym
Then towards the end Pacquiao
Hide him back and Pacquiao hadn't put the last three or four fights. No, his name is the australian. I call him the australian Justin
fortune he owns fortunes gym in hollywood
between curson and
Gardeners it's behind you have to go behind the fucking place. There's a coffee shop in front
It's next to a place that makes movies
He doesn't go to wild card no more
Yeah, now he goes to wild card to train him, but he still has his gym. Okay, okay
So the point being that he despised the shit
He despised it for one day when him and I were having a conversation
And him and I came to the same agreement he goes for starters bruce lee ate this shit
30 years ago and he ate it for a reason because he knew
It took the acid out of your body and it cleaned out the inflammation
It doesn't I know for a fact. He goes, I don't know smoking that shit
You know takes does it but I know eating it does
We just and this is a guy that you know is anti reefer
When me and knack of foley got breast assault would talk about it
He goes, what the fuck you bloody fools talking about that marijuana shit
But you know what he got cancer
And
He went on the animals
And today he's alive
You know because he got an appetite
He lost weight. He lost a bunch of weight. So
I'm not gonna sit there in my world and tell you that
When I smoke marijuana
It's because the headaches I get of the Martians I see and shit
I thought I would love to be able to tell you that
But I do know one thing when I was
When I got into prison
I had been smoking pot at that time
Maybe
Let's say when I was 25 I started smoking when I was 12
So I was half my life at the age of 25
But at one point I smoked it recreationally correct from
7th grade to maybe
June a year in high school. I smoked it recreationally. I smoked it to get high and listen to records and
Think at night like I was fucking Copernicus. What the fuck I thought I was
but
Then it came to a point where I realized that I needed marijuana to sleep
I'd never liked those Valium's even though I took them from time to time
I didn't like how I felt in the morning
But I didn't mind how marijuana made me feel in the morning and in those days in the in 82 and 83
I got to be honest with you guys
I was getting some Superman reefer in new york at the time
What year this is 82 83 84 and 85 i'm telling you that
I wouldn't lie to you first off
But when I was a sophomore in high school, there was a guy his name was pulmon
That was he was a teacher's name. He was one of those cool hipsters already
He was cool and everybody else and he ran the department where they built the stages
And if you did his class you hung out
The whole day except for twice a year where you built the stage of jesus grace superstar
And then the summer you built this crack for the nutcracker suite or whatever the fuck it was
But bob pulmons
claimed the fame was
That he lived in hawaii in the summer that's what made him cool
That he was a jersey guy in the summers. He was a wahoo and he did all this shit and you know
Me and him never really fucking hit it off. You were you didn't like a wahoo?
I didn't like him. I never liked him and I don't think he liked me
So it made and we knew this in freshman year. I got along with all the drug teachers
But I didn't get along with him but to make my story short in those days in 78 79 and 80
pulmon would charge you 35 bucks
For a stick with the weed had grown around it
And it had come right it would come right to the school in those days in the box
He'd show you the fucking box right from hawaii
Whoa, and he would sell you this is 82. I don't know if you you remember you were probably in your daddy's pants
But no no I was born in 73
So
That was his fucking claim to fame, you know, so
I don't know what he called. He didn't call it Maui. Wow. He called it something different
It even came in a cell fainting
In those days it was 35 bucks and you got barely three joints
It was sticky as fuck. You had to let it dry by the time it dried Lee. There was two joints
Okay, so that was my experience with it, but there was a spot in Harlem
And they sold Hawaiian weed
At that time by a by 80 81 82
I was pretty comfortable in those days smoking a half a joint
Taking a ride going to get a milkshake
Or a half a Cuban sandwich with a friend
And I go home smoke the other joint and within 20 minutes. It was la la though
And that's how I used it. I'm not gonna lie to anybody for years. I knew one thing
I knew two things about marijuana by 1985. I knew two things about marijuana at the age of 22
I knew that it put me to fucking sleep
And I also knew that when I smoked it and I put my Walkman on which is I IE is an iPod today
Used to be a fucking Walkman. You have to have 50 fucking cassettes in your pockets
And all that shit and nothing was better in life than doing that and just going for a walk in new york city
Nothing was better than that
And then I discovered what's that? I did not in those days
I still listen to heavy metal and then I realized later on after I started coming. Let me tell you something
You know
And you guys look at it as a crutch, but it worked for me guys and that's all that fucking matter
But I'll tell you Lee knows leaves my witness
Lee, how much did we laugh on the way to the pipe store to the bunk store?
We got a bung out of respect for Chrissy's Hawaiian. I didn't want to disrespect them
How many how much did we laugh the entire way?
I was half high already. You know me always
And I write a joke when I look at that fucking joke
It makes the joke funnier if I giggle when I'm high. That's a good fucking joke
If me and Lee giggle, we'll fucking it's a funny fucking joke
You know when I used to act all the time I get a script. I read it when I'm sober
I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it and then I color it in
And then I smoke a joint
And I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it. I read it and then guess what I do
I go for a walk and smoke a joint
I don't look at it for 15 minutes then I come back and I fucking read it read it read it
Now I mark the actions down
What exactly I'm gonna do I do that on the weed
For years, that's how I booked roles. It was a one-hour process
And after that just how I saw it is how I fucking rehearsed it bam and I would make a scene
Out of the audition I wouldn't just go in there and read anymore
I learned how to sell it how to slow it down and exactly what I would do
If I was walking in the room to kick the door into see Lee
Or if I was walking in to have a conversation with you, what exactly do I do?
I turned the light on I closed the door. I'm not gonna just walk and leave the fucking door open
You close the fucking door you pull the chair aside
You walk over to the middle you look around you go nice fucking digs. That's not even in the fucking script
But that's what you see when you smoke that fucking number. You understand me
So I understand do have you heard of people going to audition the stone?
Or I did it and you know, they got me shit because your adrenaline
Goes up and you don't know what's at the other side of that door
If they say to you you're gonna go see producers
You don't know if it's one chick with a fucking assistant or you don't know if it's eight motherfuckers and one of the actors
You know, what do you do if you smoke a joint you think life is fucking beautiful when you walk into a room
And it's Travolta in there with the fucking casting director and the directors
The little fucking midget. What do you do if you're stoned your adrenaline shoots up a thousand over one
You're gonna start stuttering your hand's gonna start shaking with the script on it
You don't know how bad life is so your hand is shaking with the script and you're trying to read and you're falling apart at the seams
You know, you know, what audition that happened to me on the sopranos
First time I went in there the producers my hand was shaking like I was getting fucked in the ass
You understand me? I couldn't stop that twist. My little hand was on fire and shit
I was just reaching out for somebody to get me out to get that fuck. That's how bad
My hand was shaking and you can hear the sheet going
So that's what happens when you smoke weed
It's like when you smoke weed and you go to jujitsu the first couple times
It's great until three hundred pound fat dude gets on top of you and that 300 pound feels like 9
Thousand and you're out of air and even after he gets up you smell salami and fucking cold cuts and fucking
Marinata and whatever else you fucking
Let me give some shout outs here
You're my man chris. You want another star? I want to order some food. Oh, yeah, I forget the lawny and stuff
Oh, please, you know, I don't fuck around here. First off the big shout out is to my boys in philadelphia
Thank you ladies for coming out all you guys
The poor girl I was going to smoke in the alley with but it was a fucking nightmare
I love you philly motherfuckers. My man trade the insurance guy is always bablo lingus
Thank you for the fucking president. My daughter loved it. The baseball is tremendous
Garrett and nick richerton
Thank you for the card the card I gave lee and thank you for the one you gave me
Thank you for coming for the show and thank you for being a bad motherfucking. I'm sorry. I didn't smoke bone in a life
We listen when I do those helium shows guys
There's 250 people on the way out and there's 250 people on the way in
And I spoke to the staff and they were like it's a fucking cluster fuck
And if you go outside the people next door complain like they did last time
So you really can't go outside because in philly where the fuck you're gonna smoke
You can't smoke on that fucking street. They're like animals. The owner gets pissed off. So
Forgive me if I didn't come out. I came out. I took a few pictures with a few people when they
When the herd came down, you know, I love you motherfuckers with all my heart. So thank you very much for coming out
Also, my fucking main girl over there. Hillary
She don't she's like a fucking bad cold. She don't stop tormenting me
But Dylan happy birthday this wednesday cocksucker. Whatever the fuck your birthday is. I'll see you motherfuckers in october
15th, I know you got tickets. You know, I love you motherfuckers
Freddy Chavez my man down on the frankbucket 10th planet down there
And thomas motherfucking e-boy, whatever your fucking name is also
Shout out to my man
mickey, what's his name?
Anyway, don't fucking matter. Nick Gregorius who actually I met the dude who was on the podcast last week
I met him the other night
It was 102 fucking degrees at six o'clock
He had his guion. I had my guion
And he made me close my eyes and just fucking breathe and roll with him
And it was one of the most amazing things that ever happened to me
I never sweat so much in all my fucking life. I was thirsty for two fucking days. You understand me
I was I was having dreams that I was fucking thirsty, but I want to give a shout out to him and support his black
black belt
Brotherhood black belt brotherhood because I'll tell you what guys
He's the real deal. He showed up. He didn't accept any fucking money
He told me to give it to some donation to jiu-jitsu brotherhood the jiu-jitsu brotherhood and
He just taught me two or three little things and you know what this guy was sweating like an animal
And most people charge you 400 a fucking hour to do something like that
He wouldn't even take the small half you nothing nothing so
If you're a jiu-jitsu person support his videos all these guys that come in here him and map baker
These guys are solid motherfuckers. So what's the direction?
That you want your company to go into right now the cbdr. What are the things that you're looking to do?
What are the rules you're looking to fucking change? I mean right now you're shipping it to 50 states right now
I'm in pennsylvania. I get flashbacks of vietnam. I want to I gather just to play the drums
And somebody wants to get some of this stuff, right?
Well, there's gonna be
we have a website and
They can go to this website get the information off the site to go ahead and get this is called a global cbd.org
And they can go there and they can go ahead and get it from that site right there and and just and there's no
Low limit the da is not gonna dock on that door like an episode of cops
So the fucking one just dietary supplement. It's a dietary supplement
It's a dietary supplement
If it's not a drug, there's no you can't get high here our thc level is so low. It's like granola
We're beyond legal. It's like maybe they make they make
Shampoo like this with this stuff in it. They put that they sell that everywhere. They they have cereal
You can get like this. You have heart. You can buy in the health food stores
I mean you can buy this cbd oil stuff in health food stores as it is as well
You know, I just I want to make sure people get cbd oil and get the highest quality that they can find, you know
Um prefer to stay away from the sugar and and stay away from alcohol based cbd oils. One of the diseases that
You know touches everybody touches everybody at some point in your life
You wake up every morning every time after a certain age you wake up every morning. You get a certain pain
And and the first one that comes to your mind is cancer
You you really can't be an american if
At a certain age you get a certain thing you find the lump you you you know something
And that's the first and that comes to your fucking mind
To to it is like your number two for you, you know
Uh, here you are sleeping. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You eat healthy
And all of a sudden you get this this urge or you your stomach or
You know blood whatever whatever it is and you go to a doctor and get it checked out, you know
Before I start chemo
Do I go see
A holistic doctor to put me on a certain balance of this
I could attack it for six weeks. Maybe there's a people doing that. Have you heard of that?
That's the shit that has to get the fuck out there
That's what some guy has to go on 60 minutes and go listen motherfuckers. Let me tell you something
This guy came in here with a lump under his fucking shoulder. He couldn't even move it
Nobody knew what the fuck it was. It was that that that that a form of cancer
What we did before radiation
Is we took certain cbd's we rubbed it
Topically and we also gave them certain doses and they gave them a certain type of treatment
And within eight weeks it went away. They did another test 16 weeks later. It was not back
They did another test 16 weeks more later. It's not back and now the guy's living a healthy life
That's what we need to see on 60 minutes to get people on this fucking boat and even then
Don't be skeptical. Oh because see people are looking for a get well. That's a problem with cbd
People I told they think it's like seeing bigfoot, right everything in life with america right now
Nobody wants to take the long road. They want to take the shortcut
So even people that weigh 400 pounds will go away. It's like maybe if I take cbd or those this will melt the fat
You know, there's so many fucking people that have bad intentions with this type of stuff
Then they end up fucking badmouthing it because they took it for all the fucking wrong reasons not to mention
You have to be realistic with yourself for example
And me and lee we're just sitting here as decent americans
But right now, let me tell you something. Okay, so
Paul is gonna move in with lee
After six months every time lee wakes up paul is nothing better with him no more
Lee puts on eight pounds even though he's going to kettlebell class
And uh, he's eating he can't figure it out. He's not he has no ice cream at the house
He doesn't go to eat with jodias. No tacos. He's been eating fish chicken breasts hummus bowls
He hasn't missed kettlebells. He has not done all this shit
What the fuck am I going with this story anyway?
What's gonna happen when I gain weight after paul? No, no, no, no, no
Jesus that's why you can't do the cbdo and smoke reefer because they both mix
And that's the end of that thing. No, no, no, where were we talking about here?
I don't fucking know why I was going with this just about how some people have bad intentions. Okay. Oh, okay
I'm sorry. He wakes up one morning
And he goes paul why do you keep fucking sleeping on hands? She goes listen. You're snoring man
You know you're fucking snoring when I first met you you didn't fucking snore. What are you doing that?
You're snoring you got to start smoking pot with joey dears
So all of a sudden he goes home and tells fucking paul. He don't smoke pot with joey dears
But guess what he's doing is snoring is getting worse and worse
One night paul says, you know what last night you were choking. This is basic america because this is what I did guys
So
There you are. You're starting to choke. You want to prove her wrong the first thing you buy is the nose strip
Mm-hmm. Okay
You buy that fucking stupid nose strip
And you know how much that works zero zero, okay
Then the second thing you do is I was expecting something to happen with those right nothing happens
Let's be honest and then the second so it's like losing six ninety nine
But who complains about six ninety nine nobody
But they make fucking four dollars times 10 million fucking times and we become fucking idiots because that shit will never work for you
Then you buy
The syrup or something
They tell you smoking dope cures it and you buy that shit and that don't work
Then they tell you to buy some syrup you put on your fucking nose and that don't work a mouth guard
Then you're up one night and I just saw that
Now they're really pushing that fucking mouth guard. I don't know what they want for it guys
If you're choking on your sleep and you're snoring
Okay, do me a favor
Don't buy that fucking mouth guard
Don't buy that mouth guard. You might as well take the 40 dollars do coke one last time and go see the doctor and tell them
To request that you need a sleep study fucking thing and that's it
There's no liquid that works that bandaid don't work
The fucking invention on tbs don't work the fucking machine that they sell
On stupid fucking my friend. I got an email. He bought a hundred and something dollar machine at that place
On what my point is is so many fucking people
Take all these shortcuts before really securing the remedy
You know I'm saying like there was a remedy you knew that you needed to go to take a sleep's apnea study
But the whole time you've been taking shortcuts with no strips and motherfucking
Cheap for your mouth. Yeah, because you actually believe that guy on tv that you're only gonna fucking snore no more
You know what why don't you just go to fucking?
Uh
Where's the store where they sell fucking rash guards and knee pads right there in burbank blvd
What's the store the boxing store? No, not the boxing store the other one with it. Go in there and buy a fucking mouth piece
What's the difference?
For $399 buy a fucking mouthpiece. What's the one they sell you authority?
Yeah, go to sports authority and buy a fucking $10 mouthpiece and give it a shot if that don't work for you
You need to go see a fucking doctor. It's the same difference. Don't tell me it has a spoon. Yeah, it's choking me to death
That's that's just fucking with sleep apneas. Well, that's what I don't want
people to do with cbd oils
That's we're lazy as americans. We're looking to push effects. Oh, I tried that it didn't fucking work
Well, you stupid motherfucking you tore that fucking playing football. They had your leg hanging
You know, there's actually people in america that will resist taking care of that thing
Because they know what they did they know what the result is something isn't right. I know my knee is not right
I'm telling you that but you want me to tell you something my wrist wasn't right when I started going to jitsu
And yeah, I do the mobility exercises and everything but I don't have that constant little pain anymore
Yeah, if you throw me on my back and I go to fucking camoria and I land and I go to pop up
I'm gonna get a little sharp and action. It's 300 fucking pounds on my wrist, right, right?
But it's not that constant pain. Like I said, that's what I've noticed. Yeah
So all those little things is what people have to be honest with themselves
Whenever they go for a cbd. I don't want
Them to think this is the end all be all I want you to look at this objectively with an open mind
You're hearing the reports. You know what google it
I googled it up your dose up your dose. I googled it. Google it motherfuckers tonight when you're there by yourself in the office tomorrow
Google fucking cbd all and the benefits and then google. What's uh, what's the what's the opposite of benefits?
um
cons
The pros and the cons
And you're gonna be fucking pretty impressed with what you're reading. Yeah, there's newspaper articles and there's time magazine articles
And you know what lee, what'd you say you watched pukra shukra the other day?
Whatever his name was and he went and I thought you're different kids
What's his name? Oh, um
sunday gupta. Yeah, sunday
Whatever his fucking name is
Whatever his name is, you know, I'm me. I'm bad with names
It was pretty interesting. I mean, I've seen it a lot. What was he talking about? I know he
He's had a lot of series about it, but this specific episode that I watched
Was a five-year-old girl from I believe New Jersey who moved to, uh, Colorado because she was having two seizures every hour
And like apparently it wasn't
It wasn't uh, Parkinson's or whatever. It was it was a different disease
But like the kids often died pretty young
And like the dad was like a a marine so he didn't want to do weed and the mom was like the
The the the perfect soccer mom
Like image and she didn't want weed but they saw that it had worked
And how were they giving a weed at first?
In an oil and the doctor didn't want to give it to her because it was she was too so young
and
It uh, she at the end she she just totally totally transformed her
Did they take the hallucinogenic qualities out of it or it was cbd oil well cbd oil if I understand correctly from what I've seen
Is it just doesn't have it?
It's that cbd has a very low thc
percentage and thc is the
hallucinogenic
So it's not that they take it out. It's just that it has low thc and they talk to um
They talk to some growers in colorado and they said it's just a process of cloning
and like
mating plants
In a certain way and I'm about this is the worst explanation of it. I understand
But they breed them in a certain way to get the thc as low as possible and the cbd as high as possible
and then that's
And then yeah, and then they talk to this one dude
Who had a disease where his like abdomen wouldn't stop tensing like he can he can never catch his breath
Which sounds horrible. Oh my gosh
And he he's oh my god. It's like me. Oh, I know exactly. That's what I was thinking
But he like he like he's skinny
And he like it was right like you see in on the stomach the muscles just going and he had all these pills that he was on
And then he gave it to him. He took on the show. It was pretty funny
He couldn't really talk and then he took one puff off of like a
A bowl and then within like two words of the sentence. He was like a valedictorian again
it's pretty crazy
it's uh
I had a friend who had stuttered him whenever he did a line of coke
He would stop stuttering. I saw that for years. I saw that I saw with my own eyes
He would be like an opera singer whenever he did two blasts of coke before that he'd be stuttering spitting
It's a fucking nightmare. No listen people
I've always told you how I feel
I've never fucking come on to you with nothing fucking creepy or nothing like this
This is something I believe in I've read enough about it. I I know what I've been feeling lately
I know what my body felt like. I mean, I got thrown, you know, dog 300 fucking pounds does damage to your body
Yeah, I'm trying to get healthy and the calisthenics and the fucking whatever
But I felt a different transformation
In all those little nooks and crannies that you get
You know, I sleep on my side. What do you think my shoulders are?
I like every morning I wake up my little shoulder pain
I gotta twitch a little bit and maybe move that do with that mobility shit on my shoulder and get the fucking rubber red thing
On my fucking thing and do twists and pull it. I don't have that the last fucking three weeks
So thank you for turning me on. That's why I just want to let the world know that this is available to them
When I got this from you, I did not know that
This was legal in all 50 states. So if there's people listening to this
and you know somebody or
You know, maybe you just want to help yourself
Go to what web page
That page here just a second
It is the global cbd.org
And what uh, do you know any
Experience that it has with like all-timers and dementia and stuff like that. I haven't I haven't uh
Had the opportunity to work with anybody with like all-timers yet. Um, I have worked with autistic kids
um
cancer patients
PTSD doesn't have
Does it help with with all-timers though? Is that is that one of the things it works with?
I can't really say it because I haven't seen it but um
My bogie you've seen a lot of things and we have a lot of testimonies on our on our site. You can see it
Last week something came out
About this and dementia. I know it works really good with opening up other areas of your brain
Which is to me and that's something I want. I read something. Can I quote it? No, I can't quote it
I didn't write it down. I didn't know the scheduling. I didn't know what this schedule was gonna be
I should have paid more attention, but I did read something about the prevention
I didn't read deeper into smoking it or eating it or just the cbd or
But I did read a positive article about it. And like I said guys, you know, I've been doing the show
You guys for five fucking years. I'm never sat here. You know telling you I'm betty ross's nephew
But a thousand people can't be fucking lying
No, this this this fucking this uh, what do you call that this gold rush?
to colorado
For people's children and people's parents and and all these different treatments for veterans
Is not fucking people wouldn't just pick up and run people just wouldn't uproot themselves
You know, but they they want their children to to live and be legal and be able to go to school and for people to understand
That's why my question really was if they get it will they test positive? That's there's yeah, there's nothing in here man
I mean I I uh
I have people that that have jobs where they get tested all the time and there's no high in this
There's no high for them. Now when they do the pistachio, they've never in over a year. We've never had anybody
Come dirty in a pistachio. It's clean. It's healthy. It's just a dietary supplement. It's legal. It's like it's like going to the store and eating like
Uh condensed pear juice or something like that. You know what I mean?
Yes, that's all it is
Like I said, man, thank you for opening up my eyes to this because I have been thinking a lot about this
I've been reading a lot about this. I have a child
If I got put into a position
Would I do it?
Have you ever seen a child suffer I'd have to give it a chance
So but that's me. I'm a little open-minded. I understand I get it that I understand the pharmaceutical business and how it works
so
This is why I wanted to bring this to you to your attention if you know somebody go on the web page one more time
global
cvd
Uh dot net. No, no global global cvd.org. You see what I'm dealing with
I got Lee's fucking cousin in there and don't forget. I'm still salami and stuff, man. I'm doing the whole
No expectations taught
Starting july 21st at flappers in the fucking yuhu room and august 4th to flappers in the yuhu room
Then august 31st. I'm at the ice house. Then september 8th. I'm flappers in the yuhu room
Then september 28th. I'm back at the ice house. Then october 4th. I'm at the comedy store
Then october 11th. I'm at the comedy store again
You know cheap tickets me working on my material for the fucking special you'd be helping me out
You know, I love your cocksuckers. All right. Listen number one, you know, I love these people on it.com
They got some fucking gut health. You got to take a look at they got some emulsified mct
Or you got to take a look at they got some vitamin d3 mct spray
They got the krill oil. Listen, you know me, baby that hem force protein is how I work it out every morning
It's light a banana some ice cubes, you know, nice nice. It fills you up now. I like it
It works for me gives me some fucking energy. You know, I've always been a
Shroom tech type of guy. I just a little scared lately with the nose operation
I don't want to be able to breathe too much and I got a lot of type from too much fucking oxygen
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You'll look better and you'll be motivated get out there cock suckers. It's summertime
Nobody wants to stay in plain checkers. Everybody wants to be out fucking with binoculars getting that dick suck at the beach
Go to honor.com right now number two
What's the name of it again global? What is it?
globalcdcbd.org
Damn give it a shot columbus did give it a shot columbus did
Free shipping nothing. What do they get shipping shipping? All right. Go right there right now your grandmother. She's acting funny
She's talking about fucking blowing Sinatra get some cbd or take it to the hoop lisa. Yeah lisa. Yeah, you're ready for another star
You know what? I think i'm okay. All right. Just checking
I know you're looking all fucking lonely of it and as usual my bane my main fucking listen dot susara
That fucking uh, the the pouchy little bag there again. I went to what's it called fanny pack fanny pack
I'm sorry. You know me. I smoked a couple fucking stars today
The fanny pack I took it the fucking filly and back again the wallet
the cell phone
The fucking q-tips in case my fucking he is fucked up on the plane. I spit on him and I put a little bit my
Or I dip him in the water. I don't give a fuck same difference
All right, and then what else did I have in there? I had my vapor pen in there
I had my fucking chewing gum in there
You know, that's the way it is and it's right in front of you don't lose it
Even when you put the seatbelt down boom it fit over it
Like a doctor. Nobody touches you there. You got your shit secure. Not only that. I love the gym bag
They gave me one of the best gym bags I've ever had. You know why because I'm like a fucking secret agent
I got more zippers and more hidden compartments
I got two on this side one for water one for another water and one for a fucking package of uh protein powder for after your workout
On the other one. I got my nose spray on the other one. I got my cell phone inside. I got backup knee pads
I got a fucking gift certificate. I got a resume. You know me uncle joey. I got a fucking BB gun
I got a blow dart. My point is it's a durable bag. It's light. It's a nice shoulder strap
You carry it the fucking thing opens up or close it the zipper
They come with an extra bag to put your dirty rash guard in it. Listen
This is the fucking bag you've been looking for go to dsgid.com right now
I'm gonna give you five percent on they also have a $15 rash guard an eco rash guard
They work with hemp motherfuckers. Not only that they support the ebi. They're they're part of the fucking game
Do me a favor go to dsgid right now
Dot com and take a look at even if you just take the rash guard and the fanny pack. Listen, you know me
I'm gonna love me no matter what if you like fucking uh
Bouncing on dicks. I don't like I love everybody. I'm here to love everybody. All right. I want to thank on it
I want to thank you. You're joey joey for dsgid.com. I'm gonna give you five percent off
You really are
Underage you packing up q-tips in the fanny pack. You know me
I don't fucking take care of myself. Do I got my vitamins in there? Oh, of course vitamins
I got my vitamins in there my blood pressure medication. I guess I get delayed at the airport
Like a banachal. I got a fucking uh, I got a phone charger in there in case I get delayed in the airport
I got a vapor pen. I may have a few edibles hidden disguised and something else not even Pablo Francisco's dogs get sniffing out
You understand me? I got you know when I travel you gotta look good
You got a toothbrush in there in case they give you peanuts on the plane
You don't want to come out chunks on your fucking date. You know a little tube of fucking thing
A viscine. Yeah, you gotta take care of yourself Lee
Gotta take care of yourself. You come prepared. That's why I like that little fucking fanny pack
People think the fanny pack is dead the fanny pack is dead if if you're a stylish fucking momo
But if you're a businessman you got your cash in there the whole fucking yeah
The only fanny pack I can see you wearing is the one from uncle grandpa. Now the other is what you do
Here's what you really do because you know me. I'm with you
I can't tell you I put the wallet in there
Just in case I got to get into a duel with a motherfucking he rips the thing on
The wallet's always in the front pocket and the fucking cell phone's always in the left. Okay
You follow what I'm saying to you, but you know what I'm saying
Well, thank you people maps you got back up. Whatever the fuck you want to do anyway
I love you motherfuckers. Like I said to no expectation store
Anywhere from flappers you who room Tuesday nights Thursday nights early
I get you out early no fucking drama and come down and we'll fucking chit chat
Leo tape and Leo be there with us taping
Taking fucking notes like my producer and that's it. That's how it works out. I want to thank chris
Top low out for fucking being on the show and breaking down cbd's for your motherfucking
I hope you guys enjoyed it and I'll see you guys on wednesday. Have a good night. Stay black
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Inside looking outside the millions of faces, but still I'm alone waiting
I wasn't waiting paying a penance. I was longing for home
I'm looking out for the two of us
I hope we'll be here when they're through with us
I
Was inside looking outside
The millions of faces, but still I'm alone waiting
I was up waiting. I could feel the tension. I was longing for home
I'm looking out for the two of us
And I hope we'll be here when they're through with us
I'm a lonely from home
So
Monday
She's waiting for me, but I'm a long walk away from home
Saturday
She's waiting for me, but I'm a long way home
That's it, that's my day
She's waiting for me
But I won't love nobody but her