Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #398 - Ed Soares

Episode Date: July 19, 2016

Ed Soares, Manager to multiple UFC fighters including Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.  This podcast is brought to you by: Indochino - Go to Indochino.com and use code "church" at checkout to get any premium suit for only $399, thats up to 50% off. Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout. Meundies.com Go to meundies.com/JOEY for 20% off of your first order and shipping is always free in the US and Canada.  Recorded live on 07/18/16

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Oh These are Puerto Ricans at their best right here. What's going on Tarzan good to have you on here Oh, thanks for having to see you haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. Yeah, Ed Suarez manager of the year The UFC Oh Man just on the grind man been working a lot a lot of stuff going on a lot of stuff a lot of all good stuff, man You know, it's a lot of good stuff. It's funny because whenever I call you it's because I think about like Five years ago. We went to a way and maybe six years ago in a way

And and that's the way and there was a comedy show Yeah, and after the comedy show you like the last man standing And you and I walked around the casino. We don't do nothing. We don't bother nobody. Yeah I'm like, what are you doing? You're like not gonna go up to my room and this is sleeping the other guys sleep I go fucking come up to the room. Let's go on a computer. Whatever. We came into the room I think we eat some cashews and we got no conversation about fatherhood Yeah, and you just just telling me about You know that your life is this MMA stuff

But your life is your two girls like you just went off on the two girls You like going to Colorado and going skiing and that's when I think about my memories in Colorado those years I think about going to ski at 9 30 in the morning Going to like a mid-level range. Yeah, and the first the first run of the day, you know, you're like Let's see what happens. You know, all of a sudden something happens your timing is off and you end up falling down And as you're wiping the snow off you and picking up your pole You look to your right and there's 16 kids Coming down one button in each other Lee and they're doing 90 miles an hour

Would have fucking instruct the next to them and they're like when you're like, I Feel like such a fucking loser right now These little kids, but you know, and then you figure out that they're sent a gravity gravity You know, yeah, but you were just telling me all this and at that time let me tell you something I was just starting to get my life together. Me and my wife had just got married You know, I was older. I wasn't thinking of kids So ever I'm looking at you know, Mike finally I bump into a parent. That's genuinely happy

That he put his time in the daughters and now it's it's blossoming. You know I'm saying And I always think of that know someone day my wife tells me she's pregnant And also my wife tells me she's having a little girl and all of a sudden boom this little fucking girl pops out And you as a gorilla don't know how to really act around this little princess But you have to go down to a level you have to so part of my day now is Comedy and I love doing comedy and show I love doing the podcast And I like going to meetings, but the other part of my day is being a dad to this little future fucking monster You know I'm saying

You know and you have to put the time in I walk out of school I make sure I'm there to pick her up from school just little things. You know, I'm saying those that's what makes the difference at night I like to go in there and talk to her in Spanish and tell her God's watching her and all this shit Don't fuck around in here tonight Yeah, man, it means the world to me I go on and I say After her mother reads the book and the whole thing I give it like a half hour I hear in there throwing shit and fucking having a one-woman show and talking to herself and shit So I go in there. She makes me leave. She's asleep

And I wait a minute and I go whiz mercy and I don't hear nothing And all I have to do is give it a minute and she'll giggle by herself like she starts getting I just start talking to an English nice just talked on Spanish and That's it on the way out. I gotta go to work and then the way out no matter how much I try to talk to her She won't say nothing to me, but on the way out the door. She'll say I love you, too, daddy That's all you need that's That's as good as it gets when you have a daughter. That's as good as the world fucking gets Oh, yeah, and so I seldom think of you when I'm getting my father Lee. I

Don't know what you call it. It's like a bliss. Well, you like you get a moment. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's great It's you have a lot of those moments, you know, I mean, I could tell you the most recent moment was dropping The oldest one off at college, man And that was that was one of the hardest things I ever had to do in my life And I didn't think it was gonna be that big of a deal travel all the time no big deal But then, you know, we drive to Colorado. We had a great time We went river wrapped in we stayed in veil her and I and then dropped her off and then, you know my wife and

my wife my daughter and My wife's mom stayed there and and I was just like, you know what the drive was so good coming back from Driving in I said, you know, I'm just gonna drive the car back because we were just gonna ship the car back So then I take the car and so I was gonna leave a day earlier And then the night we were gonna leave her at the college, man, you know, I think and you know, I travel all the time I'm always away, but Realizing that you're leaving your daughter at school was a heavy man. That was a heavy fucking college Yeah college she's starting her sophomore year now

I Want your head explodes. Yeah, cuz you see him that little young I'm seeing people on Facebook, but I know on my block that were little kids Yeah, one kid in particular used to have a dog and you throw rocks and the dog would pick up the fucking rocks He had no teeth left. Now. He's like a dentist But it's Dad like yeah, you got it. You can have a son and they can be dirty and they throw rocks and shit and break windows and Be the toughest kid on the block and yeah, you get some little respect from that shit as a dad

You know, I'm a wild little boy But there's nothing like having a little girl to fucking pull back your reigns and make you really sit down and go Jesus Yeah What the fuck did I get into it's like I told you earlier? I know if it's the antibiotics of a reef right smoke the Lee in the afternoon I didn't go home and take an app dog and My wife came in because you want to eat and she didn't my wife didn't even know there was a podcast tonight If she wouldn't have woke me up. I would have still been fucking passed out

And my wife opened the door she could do you want to eat like oh, yeah, I'll be right in there My wife and there's my wife tearing her back Mercy slipped right behind it and the cutest little fucking dress. It's just started talking to me And she wouldn't shut the fuck up. She just wouldn't just kept looking me in the eye and telling me the story like all enthusiastic Like yeah, and the trainees dude know this shit. I'm like, what are you saying, you know? Then they say come follow me daddy Nobody's ever told me to follow them and nine out of ten times. I ain't gonna fucking follow you Okay, yeah, when she tells me follow me daddy. I can't fucking be right. You're right there

You're right there your foot behind that attention because I know I don't want to even get the wrath of that shit That's yeah, you know your kids will make you do things you never thought you would do I Used to do those Christmas movies with Dean Cain and he wouldn't shut the fuck up about his kid And I'd want to fucking strangle him Like I like Superman. I want to fucking strangle you he wouldn't shut the fuck up by this boy He was telling me how he'd take the gum out of his kid's mouth and put it in his fucking mouth and just do crazy shit You know saying like at night he'd ask the kid did you fucking did you brush your teeth the other money of going your mother? Give me a fucking gum and you know just and he'd go, you know, you do anything for your child and you see all these

TV shows and you see all these parental dilemmas And you really really really can't make a judgment call until you have children Like I didn't know that I thought that you could intervene like you were an expert on parenting You know dick That child's in front of you. Yeah, they don't come with a man Yeah, you have views on how to raise a child from how you were raised and how you don't want to be raised and what things you Took from your parents to raise your child, but at the same time It doesn't come into effect

Like couple weeks ago to bear with the fucking kid Your thought process is completely different to gorilla. Oh, yeah, Chicago whatever Yeah, where they grab the kid when you're 19 and somebody tells you about three year old falling in a fucking thing with a gorilla when you're 19 That's like talking about, you know, I was thoughtful. He's Shoot the fucking kid, whatever you would say that's stupidity, you know, but your whole thing perspective changes Of course, I mean what was I watching yesterday? I mean, it's horrible that they had to kill the gorilla But what what what are you gonna do not do? You know, I mean, you know, nobody wins in that situation, but just the perspective of it

You really can't you thank you sit there for a second ago. I go to the LA zoo Yeah, what if my fucking daughter falls into the fucking moat whatever the hell they call in that gorilla picks her up But and then people are saying you know, you know, you know, then the parents should have been more, you know Attention paying attention, but but then again, it's like, I mean, it's a it's not the kids fall Listen man, again, you're sitting. Well the problem that we have and I've been talking about on stage until a society is that fucking cell phone Yeah You know Nine out of ten when something happens with your child, what's your first reaction? I turned my back for a minute

Yeah, well now you're turning it back for eight minutes a day because you're looking at that fucking men man they put up about Clinton's wife or You know a picture McGregor crying one of your friends sends you that and while you're gonna look at that stupid fucking memory a Pitbull flies out of a fucking tree when you're in a park. Yeah, there's so many little things that you you know, there's so many little things Yeah, so when you have it up, you can't You're with your children. You got a fucking zoo All right, and all of a sudden you have a child in the stroller and you have a three-year-old And he has a little doll in his hand that I'm Superman whatever with a fucking cape

And he walks over to look at the gorilla and he falls over you think as a parent He's gonna be safe that that's not even gonna happen in your world Right, but at the same time while he's walking over there. I Call from fucking Chicago to say my plane's delayed And she picks up the fucking fuck whatever there's so many different things that can happen So as a parent you look at that situation a lot differently That's the perspective that I've been feeding the last couple years. I look at my jokes differently now Well, because when I'm with you guys and with mercy, I'm really like I always look after I go and look at her and

Not that you guys aren't paying attention, but you guys don't seem as worried as I do So do you think maybe like a certain point parents kind of get like not lazy But like not lazy, but you just trust the environment, right? You know when you come over when the fucking apartment more over inside the fence Somebody has to come jump the fucking fence if they want the problem or like the food Oh, I'll get if you're out in the park or something or right when I'm in a park with her I have my honor. Yeah, I look at the surrounding areas and I have my honor. I have my honor the street, you know, I First off, I see the move come in 10 minutes before

Anybody in studio city you see the fucking move All right, I see the move come and I see the setup the whole fucking thing I see the whole a year ago My wife came home This is telling the story about a horrible situation that happened at some park in Van Nuys That the fucking the parents were divorced to some shit and They couldn't see the kid the parents the father couldn't see the child. So they were at the park So some kid all of a sudden started puking the parents went to help that kid and the father fell out of a tree And snatched the kid and started running away and I go you fell for the fucking the kids started having an epileptic fit

And I told my wife you fell for the Alka cells a trick They paid that kid $20 to eat Alka cells and grow your attention off Then the kids father ran and took the fucking kid at the park. This is true story. I'm not making this shit up And I go, you know, again, this is I go, what did you do in my wife's like I ran over to the fucking kid I go you fell for the Alka cells in the mouth fucking routine. I Go you want to run over to that kid? You've got to grab mercy by the fucking neck and run over there If not, they're gonna snatch your fucking child Yeah, you with yeah, you know, you gotta watch your fucking kid man

Do you I can't remember where it was But there was a kid at a daycare who went to a park and the day care just forgot about them They miss count and he was like just wandering around the park Like how can like that happen like well, I mean I went from Jersey to Philadelphia to watch the nutcracker suite and to go to Betsy Royce's fucking house In high school on a bus and then if we behaved us up, they took us to Callaghan's fucking hamburgers and French fries and the you who would shit Okay, let me explain some to you. Number one, I wouldn't want my mom on that trip

And number two in those days. I don't think my mom would want to be on that trip I think of my daughter going on field trips and the first thing I think is I'm on that bus with those fucking kids Yeah, or in the car behind them three cars behind this with two fucking girls in the car Listen to Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah, I got mine Mr. D is your chaperone. No, I'm just here. I just can't imagine. I just don't see it in my world I don't see how right now in 14 years. I'm gonna fucking send it to a summer camp Yeah for six weeks to learn how to play the piano. I can't not in today's fucking world Not today's world, you know, I

Was lucky because you know Lynn my wife was always there to you know participate in all that stuff I was out grinding. She was she was there, you know able to do some of that stuff So I definitely know Lynn Lynn was doing it a lot more than I was I'm not laughing at the story. I'm laughing because you're not talking Things that give Lee anxiety If he first leaves Jewish if he goes to the ATM, it's not working. He has anxiety. That's the one Talking to the mic Pot and then put on like black Sabbath or the cars

You see him jiggling I That's the new game when people come on Listen I can see that By his body movement, I can see that something ain't fucking right I Got shell-shocked this afternoon by the way, you have the video for them

Yeah, sure play the video for Ed's water as the coach Lee got shell-shocked this afternoon Like I said, we came over here today and meet Aaron from Obsession Labs. He brought us some vapors to try out and whatnot So in the afternoon, I had meetings. I did a little kettlebell workout You know, I hadn't done no weights in a week because you can't lift weights with the fucking stitches in your nose, right? So I today I said it's nice day out. Let me go outside and get some vitamin D And so I meet him here over here with our friend John Salami All of a sudden we decide you decided that one girl stop it So we're sitting here my own business. Let's see that Lee gets jazzed up. He does a bucket. Yes

This is the bong of the week. Okay. What's this? This is as good that we're gonna leave you going 20 different pages here Look at this poor kid what happened this afternoon. He's as tough as nails. Listen, I picked this kid out of the fucking choir You understand me This kid this kid smoked pot one time out of a can He became the producer of the show and he became a fucking savage. I mean what's going on here You're hitting all these buttons. You're making me nervous. Don't make me get out just to speak off the microphone. I got his shit This is one of the best bong hits of all time

Poor Lee. He's in training. He's in a third week of camp right now. Can't hear it though There's not much audio Brows lick it now. We've been doing a breathing technique called dr. Bullies This is what's in the stomach right here right now. Let's raise you get to head kick Like a bull massive right there Oh my god, Billy boy, he's just tough and fucking nails look Oh My time's gonna get a hold of this Lee and you're gonna be the bonk hit winner of the fucking years

Oh, you make me laugh so fucking much And the spit at the end was It's like 30 seconds later he spit That should expand on his lungs And it just kept going I've been there. I've been there. We just take a good hit or something high altitude like in Colorado You take a hit out of that fucking reefer sometimes and then all of a sudden it just expands in your lungs You get chills and shit your bones get I

Gotta tell you something man. I when I heard Anderson was fighting the last fight I got excited because I know what it's like to Together we can send the rally story and in my heart. I thought he had a fucking tremendous chance like I really fucking did man I did too. I Believe to do, you know, and You know, I believe that when Anderson Anderson was happy. He was happy and excited was fucking loose. He was loose excited happy to fight and When he's like that, I think he's he's very very dangerous. I don't I think he's a dangerous fight for anybody, you know when he when he's

Feeling like that and I think he's a dangerous fight. He could be a dangerous fight for anybody He was so relaxed and I kept thinking about stand-up comedy. How The more relaxed you are before you go on stage the better you'll do Yeah, oh, yeah when you're unconscious is the best that you'll do You know, that's what I call the state of being unconscious. I used to sell shit on the phones In the mid 90s when I got into comedy used to sell sports information on the phones And I would have my best Saturdays and Sundays are your best days your college football college, but you know football NFL And the best days on paper

Were the days that I stayed up till six in the morning doing blow and not sleeping When I go in there at seven I'd go in there coming down off battery acid But from seven to 12, I didn't really know what I was saying So I would go back to basics. I Would read the script I would go back to basics And it's just the same way with comedy the same way with fighting So if you're a fighter and I'm thinking about, you know what Daniel Cormier has a great right hook or

Great, yeah, left hook and a great takedown. I'm just saying off the top of my head And if you go in there worrying about that, guess what you're gonna get taken down And you're gonna get hit with that hook because you're too worried about it But if you go in there and you don't think about it, I used to go on stage and before I go on stage I look at the audience Ten years ago if I saw somebody with white hair in the audience, I would shit my pants So I would worry about that one couple that were 15 years older than the rest of the crowd I really would I

Would worry about them and I would go out there and bomb because I was worried about them And so the same thing happens when you fight when you go into a fight if I'm gonna tell you who went into a fucking fight and and Really, you could see that the fight was one off drilling When holly homes beat round the rouse. Yeah You know They put her in those positions a thousand times

Every time you cut you feel that hip Yeah grabbing the hip you drop the hips next to all those little things were drilled in your mind Because she did them perfect every time So she cleansed her mind of all of her fears Of all of anything that that that what's in there was like she had an answer for she had an answer for she had an answer When you worry about that shit is when you get taken down Yeah Totally and it doesn't make sense

But it makes sense as a comedian and then when I see it happen I see that it happened that crosses over into all the other arts Right when you go up on that stage when I go up on that stage Those nights when I go out of store with you and I'm the way down lower canyon We eat fucking three stars and we're giggling and we're beeping at people walking down lower canyon by the time I make in there I'm loose already The place is so doubt I have nothing to worry about. I'm at the comedy store the guy in front of me just killed If I go up there thinking about the guy in front of me killing

I'm gonna die So as soon as my foot hits my right foot hits that fucking stage I don't even think about that motherfucker If I go up there and acknowledge that guy and let the audience acknowledge him. I will lose that fucking round But if I go up there like a steamroller how you've seen me go up at the comedy store and not give a fuck if Jesus brought me up Like I don't give a fuck if Jesus brought me up if Jesus just ended this show with a magic trick and shot himself It doesn't matter I'm still gonna rip this fucking room apart. You understand me

That's when you're when you're the most effective as an artist. I just felt that and that night I could see he was very loose He didn't fuck around His kicks were flowing. You know I'm saying And and he didn't you know, he he was smart. He didn't fight the takedown He you know, he went down there and showed probably one of the best defensive guards anybody's ever shown in mixed martial arts I mean to have dan cormier being 30 pounds heavier than you on top of you for three rounds and Anderson You know, yeah, he got he got hit a few times, but pretty much he walked away

You know little bumps and bruises nothing too major in comparison to what Dan cormier has been able to do at heavyweight into other people Anderson's a middleweight The weird thing was I was watching it with a 10th planet student And the 10th planet kept going locked down locked down Right now you're sweeping until like you're telling me listen first of all That's a dude. That's 20 pounds heavier And he's an olympic fucking wrestler. He's an olympic wrestler. You ain't sweeping that fucking food

And this is lucky to have him where he has been controlled. No, no, he's got him. No, uh, none of that man No, there was none of that so people just didn't really understand this is a fight You know, he really held him and controlled him like I said, he took a couple shots But he didn't mount him. He could have mounted him and fucking beat the fuck out of him. That's where I'm a firm believer at the end when I'm looking at a fight When I'm looking at a fight the last thing I look at is how many years experience he has as a jiu-jitsu guy Do you know that? Really? I swear to god

I look at that as the highest I think of something. I think about something that was very interesting In the press conference they did in torrents over dondo beach at the fucking ufc gym where Diaz showing up on migrago. What was migrago saying tonight? Diaz? Does anybody remember what he was saying? Look at you You you you do magic tricks with your left hand teaching kids jiu-jitsu on sunday class. Yeah Are you fucking kidding me? Just that statement came back to me

I knew right there that statement was a mistake. He didn't see how bad of a statement that was when he made it I respect My two respects is a wrestler and a jiu-jitsu guy. Listen, we've been all striking since we were fucking two There's sensational strikers, but in the ufc Gonzaga hits you with a good punch. I don't give a fuck who you are. You're gonna have brain damage like cyborg You're gonna have a headache for two fucking weeks That was crazy That's the strength of where we're going now. That's gonna be the next level

That's gonna be the next level. We're gonna start caving fucking heads. The audience gonna love it The audience is gonna love it. Fuck this guy's that brain got hit like they're gonna love it. That's the first of many, but uh What the fuck were we talking about? I have no idea. You see what happens when you smoke? I'm over here smoking dope with lia two in the afternoon li's looking at me. He don't know what the fuck i'm talking about I don't I have no idea what it's um No, but going back to what you were saying. No, I know about the jiu-jitsu. Okay. I swear to god li because I know Ever since I joined jiu-jitsu I see how good the black belts are especially when I used to get on top of guys in the beginning and I'd see what they do to me

Within three minutes they figured out a way to get me off of them and they'd say drop your weight drop your hips on my shoulder Go go go and I could hear him going I could hear him under me go there And breathe in heavy and i'm like, are you okay? Come on. We don't need to do this. No, no, no just be a minute And all of a sudden they turn a little bit and they grab a leg and they grab some leverage and all of a sudden joey dears are go flying And i'm a hundred pounds heavy in the fucking black belt So I gave that a lot of respect man. It's like they say this. It's what's the guy's name from mario with children You ever hear his jiu-jitsu story that he was a neighbor or something one of the graces

Yeah, I don't know how he got it, but he's a black belt right he walked in there and the guy goes get on top of me Ah, come on. I have no clothes on there like Yeah, just get on Tommy put your weight come on heavy heavy heavy You ready? Yeah, but the guy's like, how'd you do that? That's jiu-jitsu. And for some reason I give that 10 year mark of jiu-jitsu I give that a lot of credit. That's like a seal Like 10 years as a black belt or just 10 years at jiu-jitsu just I give 10 years as jiu-jitsu a lot Never mind when you have a black belt with some fucking coral stripes on it

And you've trained and you know what you do a lot you talk a lot of shit about made dears He's a little crazy on orthodox, but if it's one thing that kid knows his jiu-jitsu Yeah, because they're gym rats. That's what they fucking do. I see that alberto cranes That when I leave there's 10 kids on the mat still and they said if you come back at four They'll still be there. They'll still be there if you go back to the night class They'll still be there and those kids will go after the biggest dudes the guys that they do Oh my god, they want to get beat up. They want to go in there. They're like, come on. Joey get on top of me They pull guard on me and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

And I go to neon belly and I and I hear them going I hear your intestines I hear your whole central nervous system and all of a sudden I'm they got me in a fucking single and I'm going backwards man, and I love it. I fucking love it So because of that I give that specific I give that specific discipline When not when you two guys are gonna fight I look at that and I give them and I also give the wrestling aspect

Because I know if he gets on top, but I can't lie to you. I lean to jiu-jitsu a little more Because the last thing a wrestler wants to do is be on his back Right a jiu-jitsu guy lives on his fucking back That's their fucking world jack yeah, and if a wrestler I mean You know the wrestler just has to worry about defending the submission. That's mainly what the wrestler has to worry about But They have they normally have a good base

And it's much harder for the the jiu-jitsu guy if a guy like kormie is on top of you I mean, I thought Anderson, you know moved his hips and lot and protected himself very very well You know, I mean to me he showed some of the best defensive guard I've ever seen and somebody I mean tell me anybody else if they would have had dan kormie on top of them for 12 minutes You know tell me what they would have looked like Anthony johnson didn't do well with kormie No, he didn't Anthony johnson didn't do well. That's a complete different fucking game. That's a complete total game And I remember having this conversation at houston's restaurant

With eddie bravo and eddie bravo telling me 10 years ago. I knew nothing about nothing Eddie bravo telling me look at something like gsp These people better get ready. They're gonna get good on their jiu-jitsu. They may get that rubber guard going because once these wrestlers That's their world. Yeah, but if you get them on their back It's a complete different fucking situation. They're like a turtle on their back. It's a complete different situation I never really wrestled so I don't know how that discipline works But like I said to you I look at Jiu-jitsu when I really when I look at the two fighters and you go and yeah, yeah, joey before you said striking

Yeah, I seen a lot of guys get knocked the fuck out to the jiu-jitsu guys great jiu-jitsu guys get knocked the fuck out But I've also known that if a jiu-jitsu guy could weather a storm Your fucking history And you need an inch over Well, I mean when you when you go back to the the whole reason why the ufc was created was to prove that Gracie jiu-jitsu was the most efficient martial art in the world and and it was proven Yeah, you could get caught by a punch But you know when you look at the odds and they say whatever it is 90 percent or 80 percent of the fights go to the ground

If you're going to go to the ground you better know jiu-jitsu And and that was proof and that's why I mean when the ufc was created by horean Gracie That's what it was for was to prove that Gracie jiu-jitsu Was the most efficient martial art in the world and I believe that that was proven You know, then they started realizing that they had to put time limits and all that but in a street fight There's no time limits if that and that then that's why you know the ufc was created It was never really when you think about it was never created to be a sport It was created to show that Gracie jiu-jitsu was the most efficient martial art in the world

And they would just fucking tackle any of these guys big fucking black dudes See in the beginning. I mean, you know when I first turned it on I got to be honest when you had it wasn't for me Really? Wasn't for me. I liked it from the first one. No it was disgusting What are you talking about? It was the worst thing. I think I ever saw in my life I'd rather go to bonham and bailey circus and get the elements kicked And yeah, I mean, I think the sport I think the sport has improved but I mean, I could remember how how I mean

The people tripped out on how many people wanted to watch it, you know, they tried to they tried to outlaw it man You know, I mean you couldn't when you think about what what the ufc has done, man What dana and lorenzo have done. I mean, it's absolutely And to see like it started I mean, I mean just to think about like how much how far it's came in such a short amount of time, you know People people, you know, sometimes I hear, you know, listen Thank god that the ufc was in their hands because at the end of the day those guys were true fans of the sport lorenzo lorenzo didn't you know

He did it because he of course If it's a business, they're gonna try to make money at it But I'm just saying in the beginning there wasn't money They were losing money and they still wanted to see this sport grow and to think that in 15 years They got a sport that was basically illegal legal in all 50 states And be able to build what they build. It's like it's pretty incredible to see how fast this sport has got How quick it's gone in such a short amount of time It's sensational, you know, and I tell people all the time. I don't know how long if it's all right, so 93

You know what I'm doing in 93. I'm becoming a fucking comedian All right, I'm becoming a comedian, but still at the same time I came from the bruce lehara I still remember chinese connection coming out in the movies. I still remember joining a kung fu school I still remember running the streets with a fucking gear, you know With the whole karate class in new york city. Oh, yeah, you know, I remember all this shit So one day, yeah, I'm scrolling through the fucking channels in 1996 or something And somebody says to me here, but watch this this ufc and I'm looking at I see a guy bigger than me With a wrestling suit on

fighting a black dude with a karate suit on i'm like, no It just looked like a fucking circus show to me at that time. I grew up in a time when I Once a year Aaron Something Aaron something would do a promotion at master square garden and it was 12 hours of martial arts And it was every style and people would fight and spar, but it was a couple kicks to the head There was no wrestling brazilian jujitsu was the farthest fucking thing from new york city at that time There was a couple brazilians, but nobody did fucking jujitsu in new york. What's his name had a drive

Four hours when he first started jujitsu who? Matt sarah Matt sarah from long island to down to the jersey show because there was a guy there that taught on sundays On sundays he fucking taught That's crazy. So you understand the growth of jujitsu at the same time in the states on sundays He would teach in red bank, new jersey And matt sarah would take a fucking bus And he goes it sucked because you only train for three hours

So it sucked to go all the way down there for four And then fucking just trained for three we wanted to go for six and then at least take the bus right Oh, we could sleep and shit, you know Can you imagine that in the new york metropolitan area? Well, you know the the the cool thing is one time you got to have uh, you know my my business partner george on On your podcast because you know, he moved here with horian gracey in the late 70s To spread the word of jujitsu and spread, you know And and some of the stories that that george would tell me about those days of like, you know

Horian going to you know them going to uh seminars And you know, there'd be some kung fu seminar and then you know They would sit through the whole seminar and then at the end of the day. Is there any questions, you know, and then And then horian, you know, george said man, he'd see horian raise his hand and george would say oh shit Man, what's he gonna do now? And then he'd go. Hey, I have a question. What if somebody grabbed you like this? And he goes, well, what are you being? Well, let me show you and then you grab the guy and the guy couldn't get out of it And then he goes not grab me like that And then he grabbed him and then he you know, get out the boomer and go, wow

And it was just so like Genius when you think about it. I mean, that's like gorilla marketing at its greatest I mean and and then when you think about the whole challenge of the Gracie challenge of having people I mean, that's why the ufc was created. I mean, it's actually it's a pretty cool story. You know, I mean It's pretty incredible. I was glad to see at ufc 200 horian Gracie Being in the crowd, you know what I mean at the end of the day He it was his idea who created this granted the sport today is much different than what he started But but at the end of the day, he was the guy that created the ultimate fighting championship

That's fucking the man No, I knew they did something like that. That was which I think was brilliant You know, I heard of the whole redondo beats take over in the garage. Oh, man. It was on van hornstreet On van hornstreet right in dondo, you know, and It was it was it was crazy. And now it's a jiu-jitsu school in burbank on every four fucking box Yeah, it's just a school in nord hollywood on every eight blocks. Yeah, you know, it's growth And that's why sometimes, you know people, you know, you could say whatever you want But I feel that everybody that has a brazilian jiu-jitsu school here in the united states

In a roundabout way Got to take their hat off and give uh, you know, horny and A thank you, you know, I mean because granted each school has developed and they've taught different styles of jiu-jitsu or different Techniques of jiu-jitsu. But at the end of the day, horny and gracey was the guy who brought jiu-jitsu to america And and nobody knew about jiu-jitsu back then and they started in the garage and nobody nobody nobody No, I remember hoist I remember I was a nightclub promoter and hoist would show up at our clubs and I would you know Me being brazilian, I grew up in the area. So I spoke portuguese. So when the brazilians would get here

I always if I met him, you know, I was speaking portuguese and and I could remember joking with hoist and hey, man That jiu-jitsu shit doesn't doesn't work around here. And he would just laugh just want to go. Yeah. Yeah, you know, just messing around But he's always super nice guy and the next thing, you know, I see him fighting in the ufc. It was incredible And the whole thing that why they you know, all the different things of choosing hoist I mean, there are the family of killers. There was, you know, hicks and And and you know hicks and you know, it's yoked up, you know bigger and they they chose hoist to show that, you know It's not about Huge muscle and strength. I mean look at it. You look at a guy like hoist. He was what?

61 170 pounds 173 pounds back then and just a lanky guy, you know Just seemed like any other guy walking down the street and then they put him in the octagon with these huge Animals and hoist comes out winning, you know shows the efficiency of Gracie jiu-jitsu No, I was always impressed with it. I just didn't at that time I liked jiu-jitsu watching it. I didn't want to touch men's feet. You didn't understand it. No, no, no I understood it. I don't want to touch men's feet And I don't want my ass in my face I don't want men sweating on me, you know, I grew up like I told you I came from Cuba and two years later

There's Chinese guys beating up people at the fucking state houses And then his biggest movie's coming out and all of a sudden he dies So I was a bruce. We fucking disciple I was a kung fu guy finally I broke down because Foojapai kung fu. There was too much mafia shit in there So I went over with the issue more karate guys because you couldn't do it no more You had to wear a sash and it was just too fucking much. I wanted to wear a gi and shit So I went over but I was always a traditional

Karate guy and I and when I would I would go to this store called Honda Honda Martial arts supplies. This is when black belt in the fucking 70s black belt magazine 1973 the biggest distributor for anything was Honda and it was Manhattan on like the seventh floor And if you were 12 years old in those days, you go in and come all over yourself. You buy flying stars stars Time for his Kabudu for all those things that the cops carry now they didn't carry him in the 70s That that was all martial arts shit with the sticks

You get any gi you want any association batch There wasn't like an 18 plus thing going on with the stars or the sticks Well, yeah, but you could always buy a man or you make your own num checks used to get changes You just get little thick dowels. I told him the eye you get the eye hooks Yeah, you get the eye hooks or the you get the eye hooks Thick dowels you get the fucking broom handle you chop the fucking wood Yeah, you measure you matter. I would just you go to the hardware store and get the dowels, you know for the closet The fucking closet

The closet dowels you get those you cut them in half and then you just tape it you put some uh black tape like Bruce Lee and shit But then like I said when karate the hunk hunk cat came out He used to put copper on the bottom of this Oh, man, so you know the plumbing He got those copper things And put it on there was no joke that was deep because now Instead of people walking around with bruised heads They walked around with stitches because you were always knocked the back of your head when new chuck came out

Everybody went crazy. Everybody became retarded I'm I'm from the year of the new chuck where everybody half of us are retarded because we get ourselves in new chuck's practicing it You would always hit your elbow your funny bone. You have no fucking idea how it hurts The first time you did that move to go between your legs Yeah, you got this thing got it You hit that nut right here this move here Lee Bam that little piece of wood would hit right here

Your whole body would fucking rattle, okay? Then when you did this one down here, you would hit yourself one time Because the stick would go with like a kettlebell like the kettlebell the first time if you do a kettlebell You don't know what you're doing on the download if it lifts up Boom it hits your nuts like sorry about that mr. Swartz, but you know what I'm saying, you know what's going on in this motherfucker And then uh Seriously, dog. Why would I fucking lie to you? That would suck So all those new chucks, but then there was a move

Not this one at swarez. Which one was it? this one When it would clock you right here So you would get a bump right behind the fucking here you would hit your temple There was one of those moves you kept hitting behind your fucking here, which isn't really your temple But if you sometimes were to go here remember and then you're wrapped around the cage and then come back Sometimes if you didn't wrap it around that's when it's oh my god You're right in the fucking temple right behind your ear there

You'd knock your balance off for a few minutes, but you stay out there in the sun like a retard swinging that fucking lucha No, no, no, I You know, I was in my own world back then and then I moved to LA in seattle somebody came to me and they go. Yeah, you watch the UFC. I don't watch that shit And I went somewhere to do comedy one night I wrote those bars and they had it on in the back room like on the regular tv It wasn't on big screens yet Right people weren't playing on big screens of bars during college football

They were playing in the back and I remember one day looking at it and it just looked It looked like something I would see at a bar Yeah, but there there was a little bit of that in the beginning, you know, I mean there it was it was no holds barred fighting You know I'm saying so I never know so I never got really I never liked it that when did you start liking it? I'm hanging out with Joe Rogan. They won't shut the fuck up They won't shut the fuck up Then he brings another fucking Mexican dude that he brought when they won't shut the fuck up If it's not jujitsu, it's this fucking guy. It's this fucking guy. It's that fucking guy

I didn't want to hear it no more And they would get mad at me in those days. Joe wasn't on to do stage on comedy. He was flying on saturday mornings There was no big way in those days. Right. Joe would fly on on saturdays and he'd ask me every friday night Don't you want to come to the ufc? I'll get you a free room Why would I want to do that? Why would I want to go to fucking Vegas and see two savages fight each other? That's what I thought it was that I didn't think they they they told me with some type of martial arts thing. Where's their geese?

Where's their fucking head peak? You know I'm saying that I just thought it was a little too crazy So they started They started talking shit about this fucking dude that was coming to the ufc This dude named anderson silva choy with you joey. I I know I'm the type of guy. I don't like hearing shit. Don't keep telling me. Listen. I come to your house. You make broccoli I don't fucking like it. I'm not gonna eat it. I'll eat the beef. I'll eat the roast beef I'll eat the brazilian beef whatever the fuck you make. I'll eat I'm not gonna touch that broccoli. I don't give a fuck if you put garlic in it

I don't care if you grew it in your mother's yard organically. I'm not either fucking broccoli So don't worry about don't keep fucking asking me. Don't care. I know what I'm 53. I know what I fucking want But one night I lose the remote You follow me I lose the right living room. I went to take a shower. I got cats And I lost the fucking remote. I was watching something on what was spike Is this first fight against Lieben? I'm against Lieben Whatever I was watching whatever I look came into the house When I left did you watch it live? I watched it live. Uh, yeah, june 28 2006 and all of a sudden

I see this shit. I go. What the fuck is that? And I waited and I called Joe the next day and I go you got to talk to me about this fucking guy That was amazing. He goes. I told you I fucking told you love him. He's fucking perfect. That's what you always talk about And when at the end when he played the guitar and shit, I was like, oh Oh, shit And then I went online. I fucking learned everything I could about that's And then there was a chuckled out fight that put me over the top So it was always chuck

And then this is something but it was always Anderson You know, I met Anderson early on when I met you chuck. I didn't meet till years later. Right. I like chuck also I like Chuck's a great guy. I like chuck's fighting stuff I like I like this background at that time and to know that he was a wrestler I'm I like them even more and I I like this is uh punching I liked how he act really was with that fucking punch, you know, chuck had a great career also I liked everything about those guys. I like how they acted. I liked that there was They were martial artists. They were martial artists. I liked that there was no insults traded

You know, listen before a fight Absolutely as a man, your adrenaline's up your testosterone's up You want to agitate the opponent, but I'm not going to go for six weeks before the fucking fight and try to insult you And I know it sells tickets, but in my world it goes beyond something else Fuck the tickets were still men at the end of the fucking week And that's why I still like their Brassness I'm an old school guy, you know, I'm saying, yeah, I like Roberto Duran I liked when he bumped into sugar Ray Leonard's wife

And sugar Ray Leonard trying to introduce his wife to me told me to have his wife suck his dick And that's how he won the first fight. I love all that shit. That's anderson silva simplified You know, I always said that I didn't decide a fight till I went to the weight And nobody justified that for me the more than anderson silva Which fight especially the veto bell for a fight. Yeah Once you put the mask on I went and bet anderson silva for 100 hours I didn't win much, but it didn't matter because I knew just from the psychological Of the fucking way in

Nothing made me go run down there. Listen. I'm not the guy that'll go to vegas and try to lose money I got a wife to feed. I got a three year old So I don't go to vegas to gamble to lose money. Do you know when connor McGregor lost a fight to me? That's the way He acted when they went like this and he flinched. Yeah. Yeah. I ran. Yeah. And then the second factor Was the jujitsu black belt, but again who he rolled with and who he got it with And I know how those guys train I know how those guys train and even if that left hook is phenomenal

Even if he goes backwards, he's not gonna get knocked out And you might get a little over anxious and lean over a little bit too much And next thing, you know, you go right back to chao sun against anderson silva Especially when he's a guy coming up from I mean because technically, you know, he was giving it to uh, Nate But you know being 145 pound guy moving up and fighting a guy who's been fighting at 155 and 170 You know, when you're 145 hitting those guys at 145 with those punches, it's different than hitting a guy at 170 You know, I'm saying he he could he absorbed a lot of punishment

Um and was able to with you know Make it through the storm and then then it wasn't so good for uh connor after that Oh, it was the jujitsu. All right, again, and I I love it. I make it such an But the punches were led to it because he got caught right You got caught by a punch so getting punched by 170 pounder or even 155 pounder Once again changes the this, you know Changed the game a little bit and and then it kind of goes back to even why it was so impressive What anderson was able to do fighting a guy that was 30 pounds heavier than them and still being able to do that

I like in a way that they're doing that. I like that in a way that They're mixing and matching that they open their minds to weight classes in a way because It let it if you're a fan And you're really trying to learn what's going on They really let you know how these arts work how those extra 10 pounds work in either direction In either direction. Listen connor could have caught knocked him out at any fucking time Totally and then it would have been he was 20 pounds lighter connor could have knocked him out We saw him he had him against the fucking ropes the kid our eyeball was broken. You know the deal was tony Bennett

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Jim nunya andre silver Old stock 87 my little porta rican broad Vanessa borkez And my man over on facebook art Point you bad motherfuckers This is crazy that And this is silver's managers in the fucking room. I love all this shit. I love all this shit Like i was gonna say no one knows more what connor mcgregor is going through Maybe then than you because

Anderson was king of the ufc forever and so like what when when connor's Winning non-stop and he's flying around in mansions flying around in mansions and private jets and stuff like How crazy does it get for him? Outside of just fighting like how many distractions do they have like how like what what is that life like? well, I mean, you know, I I think uh Connors rise was uh came much quicker than anderson's, you know, anderson's been in the business for a long time I know connor's been fighting for a long time too, but

You know and and anderson was on top for a lot longer Right time, you know, I mean so anderson, you know, it's really easy to say, you know It's it's hard. It's hard to say people change sometimes, you know, but it's difficult It's really easy to say oh, I would never do that or I would never act that way But at the end of the day, you you really don't know what you'll act like until you're putting that position because if you're The baddest dude on the planet for seven years and everyone's walking around saying man. Hey champ. Hey champ. You're the greatest You're the greatest. You're the bad. I mean eventually, you know for five seven years people's telling you that Eventually it could probably get to your head and you could say, you know what?

Maybe I am, you know, I mean, I mean we're only human, you know It's it's really hard to say what you would do unless until you're in that position to see what you'd act like Lee you're uh You're living at your mother's house you're changing tires at fucking firestone From seven to thirty three they give you every other fucking sound if you're lucky You know you're living downstairs at your mother's house Your dad gave you a fucking car to drive around and you know what but you watch this UFC And you want to bang it out with motherfuckers, you know

And all of a sudden you joined some gym and you start fighting these amateur fights and after eight fights Joe silver bumps into and you knew the ultimate fucking fighter And then you go on and all those years all those two three years four years five years All you know is training all you know is training and you still change tires at firestone Also in the fucking UFC calls you And you have six seven fights you start making a little money And again, you've been training all the same. Yeah from time to time on twitter some of your body And say hey, can you give an interview on wplj and you call and you jiggle and you're you you're in your beginning stages of giving interviews

And all of a sudden boom you knock out michael busming. I'm just saying and you become the champion of the world your life changes That training session you were going to go to on tuesday for your foot After the fight to get surgery that changed they want to talk to you on good morning america You're going to fucking new york And on the flight to new york right now you're going right now. What when the fuck do you think you're gonna go? You're in las vegas. You had plans to go home the next day. You didn't know you were going to beat holly home You thought you were you thought you were really going to beat fucking uh ronda rousey

She put her hand up in monday morning. She was on fucking good morning america. Yeah What do you think she got there? What do you think she got there? She had to go home take a shower get closed and shoot the fucking new york So she was going to go on tuesday regardless whether she won or lost She was going to go to the doctor because she has a fucking toenail that's been bothering her Plus her back's been tweaking up before the fight because after a training camp There's always a fucking body away. There's bumps and bruises That all changes

Now every radio station in the fucking world Wants to talk to you li Not in the country in the world. They want to talk to you in china tv station. They want to talk to you in australia You just beat ronda fucking rousey What do you think happened so your life changes completely? Now you get home after 10 days. Guess what every restaurant you hate that you put you a fucking dessert jack Somebody picked up that tab You know, what do you think happens? It's not that you get soft. It's exactly. It's a fucking nightmare

And now you go back to train at the gym, but guess what? The ufc publicist just sent the fucking email Every day this week you got to do a fucking phone tour from six to nine So you got to sit there by the phone and talk to fucking people from six to nine Usually you do a strength and conditioning And then when the ufc camera crews are there following you around and now you have all that shit now people with their fucking camera So when you get to the gym, there's 18 people outside with balloons You got to take a picture with fucking everybody. That's another 30 minutes that you didn't plan on and then if you don't you're an asshole

And then you had to pick your daughter up at school at 3 30 But now you walked into the gym at one but because there was 80 people there from some foundation You got to fucking start training at 145 So that means you got a minute an hour and 15 minutes to fucking train Now when do you come back? Guess what you got to do with seven you got to call into espn And talk to them and talk to some chick about what it feels like to be the champion and how your fucking life changed And in the meantime

Dana white strong opponents at you and you got your managers calling you and guess what they want to sign you over at cAA They have a project with fucking Patrick Swayze. He's looking like he's making a comeback on the grave They want you to do fucking roadhouse. You know, what the fuck do you think happens? What the fuck do you think happens and then guess what happens now? That night he throws you 10 million fucking dollars american You got a lawyer they cut you a check for 40 4.2 fucking million after taxes are paid right off the bat Guess what are you gonna get up at 6 in the morning and jog on the beach like you used to Fuck now. Okay, you're gonna get a track monster and run at the fucking house with a mask on

So you're up in high altitude. You're not gonna work. You're gonna work You're gonna work differently You got to cut you got to work more efficiently now or in your mind. You got to work more efficiently You know what? At least I add the champion and this is so we don't like to get up early He don't like he likes to get up at 10 and train from one to six Go eat with his family and come back to the camp. Guess what now? For a week prior to the fight, not only is he gotta leave brazil, but he's gotta go to las vegas to do press all week at 6 a.m So now that's the what's the time difference 82 fucking thousand hours to bed, you know, you become a fucking martian

Yeah, you know, you have no ideally what the pressures are that take away from that main thought and guess what? Your wife is pregnant with With quadruplets that fucking protein powder you drank not only did you not test positive But whatever it had in it Fucking spurned up your wife to have three kids. There's three kids in there right now Formulating that fucking moon and you're in las vegas doing jesus You're doing sit-ups for jesus, but your kids are getting fucking fer you know i'm saying there's a thousand things going on in your mind

That the person at home does not realize And guess what that person That and this is silver that connor mcgregor that made deas No matter what it it it holds on them It holds on you You're human man. You got feelings, you know people sometimes people are so inconsiderate about what they say too They have no at the end of the day these guys are humans, you know and sometimes people forget that Yeah, i mean look we're not really seeing long runs at at a champion anymore

We've seen a lot of like one and done Champions recently It's overwhelming. Well, and this happens in every arena You don't think this happened to justin b, but you don't think this happens to A musician a sports kid that came out of the ghetto nobody ever said two words to this fucking kid Now he's the mba's leading scorer now every fucking station in the world wants to talk to him Remember every sunday we used to play those summer league games in redondo that shitty court But every sunday you go over and there's mba stars playing over there

Now you can't go over there no more because they want you to be an analyst for something All that shit changes you man And it takes away from a thing called hunger Hunger is the hardest thing to maintain That's why when you see an andis is silver No matter what you have to shake his hand because he maintained it for so long People are training for you and you specifically You have to hand it to gsp you become a target every everyone's everyone's training to beat you

You know i mean you're you're the guy that everyone wants to beat and it and it and it's there is a lot of pressure There is a lot of pressure with that. What happened this year in conglia that poor girl I don't know what happened. I might hit a point of finger. That's not my world the county But what happened to that that girl that just did the middle like commercial With that kid. What's that girl's name everybody accused her of stealing? Oh, ain't make sure right you don't think You need that in your career

In the middle of everything's going great now four people want to get together and accuse you of fucking thief That throws you off You know everything comes back at you the media the media is so fucking strong right now And if you know If you watch the connor McGregor fight When connor McGregor standing up joe rogan does kind of better not stay out kind of better stay offline for two days Yeah Do you know can you imagine being a fighter going online and reading an article by yourself?

It's it's it's horrible. I mean i i've never had an article written I've never been a fighter. I've never fought in there, but Reading the articles or reading what people say about fighters that I work with where where you have so much Love and you know commitment invested into these guys It it offended me and i'm not even the person that they're talking about you know I mean so I could only imagine what it's like for the actual fighter to read it you think about him This is i'm sorry I was gonna say if I was a manager or even

Even with major with major sport leagues I would tell people not to have social media accounts I don't see any but they have to The ufc will tell you you're a champion. You got to have it. You have to communicate with the fans You got to help sell the fights on social media. You have to you have to be a part I mean it is sports, but it is entertainment and and that create you you have to build your brand and and having social media Social media is such a huge part of a of an athlete or a celebrity's brand now that it's just part of it man

It's just you gotta you got to learn to balance it all and that's why it is a little it's it's part of it and That's true, but it's so dangerous for them at a certain point It it must outweigh the risks although I haven't seen a lot of ufc fighters getting in trouble on twitter I mean unless maybe you know because because But you always attract a twitch statement, you know because big big brothers watching as they say right big brothers fucking monitoring that shit, okay, that's what's going on

You know you think if you sign on a tv show for mbc If you go on there and say suck my dick shorty, you're not gonna get them fucking memo from the vice president By the time you get to your fucking thing, they're gonna come to you and go you say Suck my dick hillary on With it today. Yes, I did You know right now cnn a bc TMZ Johnny Fonzoo, they're all in the fucking phone. They want to talk to you about your statement You know, it's dangerous. Yeah, it comes back to bite in the ass. Well, what are you gonna do? They also want you to have it

They also require you to have listen when you walk on a set now to shoot any major tv show They give you paperwork and that paperwork is what you're gonna make Who they're sending the check to? What size your neck is who the emergency contact is if you get stabbed on the fucking set You know particulars, but the last sheet in in layman's terms It's we don't want to be on fucking social media

Everything needs to be approved to get on social media. You can't take pictures of the set on social media Blah blah blah blah blah blah, but then in a little paragraph behind it when you read it It's like two sentences of the same wink wink Like do what you have to do Well, I mean I get So if you're fucking lisa yad And you're on a certain episode with brad fucking pit. That's a guest star

And brad pits right fucking there and you take a selfie Meanwhile, you got a half a million fucking people on your twitter. You take a picture of brad pit. You like this They're really gonna get mad at you You're following what i'm trying to say to you it's like a fucking contract that says We don't want you on social media and we don't want you posting pictures of the set on social media But if it's a good picture We'll turn around and look the other people are 10 000 followers. Yeah, that's what they're telling you. So it's fucking crazy So listen, you have to have social media. You're gonna say you're young you're stupid

Somebody throws a jab at you at social media. You're a fighter. You're filled with testosterone. You got a girlfriend She's got a twitter. You got to answer something back. What do you think happened with biggie a fucking tupac? It was a twitter beef. Okay. What happened to fucking what happened with ice cube And then w way when he left my space feud they started having a fucking feud about music You know what i'm saying? It's the same thing only now. It's on it's on twitter. It's on twitter and facebook As far as I know, you got to drive back. I'll let you go if you got to go. I'm just gonna close up the show I'm happy you came on tonight. Thanks, man. Thank you for being the manager of the decade The fighter of the decade in my eyes

The last performance was just great. It was awesome for a minute there. I'm like, he might have this motherfucker and everything changes Yeah, everything Until the last 10 seconds, you know, I I thought at any moment he could defend, you know, he could Get an opportunity to finish the fight and I still believe that You know, I wish somebody makes a like I'm sitting there going what if fucking has this over sweeps him And submits him with some brazilian something fucking crazy That nobody's ever seen in the back of my mind. I'm thinking that I'm watching this fight I'm thinking to myself seeing like

One of the fratidas sitting down and somebody just backhanding them saying what were you thinking? And even that elbow he tried to throw if he would have landed that elbow It'd have been like another one of those friklins You know, it's it's really weird the fights that they try to sell you and the fights that you want to see and the fights that you really Like I couldn't wait to see you go sign yours alvarez I knew to me that was the fight of the year. I had been waiting for that fight Since they tweeted it. I was like, that's me all the way. I'm not even doing comedy that night. I don't give a fuck I'm not taping it. I'm watching that fucking fight, you know

I don't even know what I was I'm telling you. I'm telling you these stars are tremendous We can get away these stars. This will forget your fucking memory altogether Well, thanks for having me. Thank you brother for coming on. Thank you for making it always a pleasure seeing you Yes, all luck in the world with anderson and the rest of you stable and shit like that And when you see my boy sending them my love telling my think about them all the time He's a great fighter. Well, dear. Well, dear stay black my brother. All right, man Let me just read you. Let me get the fucking thing there. You're looking at me like you don't know nothing Look at your time

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