Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #453 - Dean Delray

Episode Date: February 7, 2017

Dean Delray, Comedian, seen in the movie "Long Shots", and the Host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:    Blue Apron: Go to blueapron.com/joey to get your first three meals free and free shipping!   Meundies.com Go to meundies.com/JOEY for 20% off of your first order and shipping is always free in the US and Canada.    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.    Recorded live on 02/06/2017.
  

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monday february 6th the day the devil was buried in fucking sea and hitting the head the church of what's happening now it's i'm never gonna come searching gonna find my man oh shit the flying jew deem del rizzi yeah and your uncle joey right here baby what's happening you bad motherfuckers welcome to podcastville whatever the fuck joey d is my main man lisa at deem del ray for another fun-filled few hours of drug induced fucking music talk i'm your host flavor great weekend of nashville if you came to the shows thank you very much

if you want to see deem del ray for his birthday shows and uh lawyer thank you very much uh comedies at an all-time high but it wouldn't be this high without you fucking people coming to the shows and uh putting these fucking performances together i mean it's just comedy every comedy club owner i talked to says his weekends are crazy now whether there's a monkey up there or fucking mark marins there or joe rogan i mean these places are packed and uh it's like a comedy fucking revolution all over again you heard about this from the early 90s but the time i got into comedy they said it was dead what i see now is uh a fucking comedy revolution i see lee sweating going through changes already all right i'm going i'm deep sweating but uh you sweating from what who knows

from it seems like we took a sugar cube but uh do you think like when do you have you talk to comedy club owners for comedians who don't have podcasts like do they see a dip with people who come in don't have like a they're seeing brian morton at the laugh factory in fucking chicago sells out every saturday night okay and maybe let's say he puts 10 people and maybe four of those people have podcasts wow okay but it's not like podcasts is like joe rogan or mark or something like that these are comedies just people involved in comedy yeah but you don't need uh it doesn't need to be at mark or joe rogan's level especially like if you guys had started podcasts when you were open micers you'd have people that might be one person but you'd have at least one person

from that podcast on this podcast now that's true too that's a good way of looking at it what's up with you dean del rizzi man that fucking weave wiped me out that's a tiva fucking killed you i don't even get sativas it's 24 carat man and i told you we ain't fucking around tonight tonight we're taking this a deep murky murky waters yeah of the fucking drug underworld fuck vice and that bullshit this is living it you see motherfuckers living in here we're mixing edibles we took liquid said with the ice cube we're taking it back here we ain't got no time to fuck around i'm not even sure was in the chocolate bar who knows what was in the kids who cares i don't care i find something in my pocket now i take it life's too fucking short who gives a fuck you got six hours to kill and you

find something in your pocket you go for broke that's it you don't get nervous at all no i've been through hell already i'm back what's a what's a fucking powder or something i'm gonna do with me i remember when i was a kid i used to do that those that thc crystal shit that fucking uh that fucking uh that angel that angel what they used to call that dean del rizzi angel angel dust shit but they gave it different names like i get scared for like eight minutes like i'd make believe i didn't know what i may believe like i'd make believe like i didn't know what i was doing or something and i get fucking hammered man dean you okay yeah man you need some water you need some air yeah i'm good i'm just shoo we didn't even give dean the elbow we didn't need to give

him a start just one hit of the sativa what's it making you feel just fucked up good good sit back relax sit back we'll put some music on you're the captain of your own enterprise word up mother fuckers but no natural was great the food was great yeah you said you had natural hot chicken and it wasn't wasn't your like i've it went right fucking through me oh no it's not like spicy chicken like with wings like hot ones this is chicken with intense pepper on it i had the mildly and i took two bites of it and it sprinkled on the skin the white meat is the white meat the skin is fucking done oh no and i ate it and i had to go to the bathroom within 10 seconds like it went down my esophagus into my stomach and whatever i had in my stomach it just went right through it was

like drain oh i had a run to the bathroom at this place it was disgusting and then again when i got to the hotel i've never done that before i like i had the first time forever in my whole life this weekend i had diarrhea like i didn't feel good like i went shit like eight times as we i don't know what i ate god knows what you eat no because here's the thing whenever i post food now people if i i could post food at like mortons the ritz carlton and they're gonna say it's lizard meat yeah but you don't do it on those places you keep going back to lizard meat places that's why they know i don't go back to your lesson what did you eat before the diarrhea i don't remember uh uh turkey club that was it yeah from where oh you don't even want to know uh fucking barny's

beannery in burbank i was trying to get something quick oh yeah that was that was a bad idea that was but you know what i saw this weekend that was actually not bad uh a dog's purpose it's a stupid like it's a stupid movie it's one of these movies that they're doing now that doesn't really have a story but it was just nice like it was nice for anyone who had a an a pet as a kid there i think i thought they did a good job i don't know maybe i'm going to see movies that eight year olds go do but what where'd you go see this burbank i don't know you don't you don't want to go see that movie go see what a dog does like i said i don't know what's happened to you though what took me four years to create you blew it in one fucking month from a dog's life to bonnie's beannery for a fucking

turkey club it's like one disaster after another with you isn't what's wrong with a turkey club nothing bonnie's fucking beannery i didn't want a burger i'm sorry i should i gotta see this a thousand things in that more to eat there was nothing open like we we tried to go to bj's that had a line out the door we tried to go to islands that had a line out the door so we tried but it uh just shoot yourself next time because that's the luck you have just shoot yourself it's never gonna get better it's only getting worse on a daily basis i have a good time i don't know turkey club and the dog's life unbelievable you said i gotta deal with dean dowry yeah dean dowry is fucked up jack one little hit i i knew this sativa was strong

i didn't know is that you're hearing things right like i was like a buzz i got so high this fucking afternoon that sativa i heard buzzes like i thought i kept bringing a car engine and shit you know what i'm gonna smoke some more that's what we need to do this is a body fucking i love that when joey sees someone going through like changes the deepest changes that anyone's ever gone through makes you like jealous you're like i gotta get i gotta get my shit together how come i'm not going through those changes man oh this is gonna be the night of the change that's gonna be the title of the podcast night of the changes oh my god yeah this sativa is fucking good man that shit the fucking that's a that's a hammer well speaking of uh well i have any coherency

it was weird it's weird to me last night watching the Super Bowl because these are the players that i really fell in love with when i was in high school middle school like i think tom brady was in 07 or something that's when i started high school was 07 like what what was it like for you guys seeing all these musicians getting older does it fuck with you at all i guess i don't really retire like athletes do yeah look at joe montana man i watched him slowly get old and break away a king you know yeah no they definitely start i mean i haven't seen you see some people fall too quickly with sports but tom brady's still kicking it but it's uh i don't know it's weird it's weird growing older i like the under the game fucking had me all fucked up last week because i like new england

but i know the nfc has you don't get to the Super Bowl represent the nfc if you don't have an outstanding fucking strength compared to an afc team yeah i know i could see you somebody folding because it was 60 points the over and under and the under came all the way into the fight you don't leave they would have scored a field golden one the under still would have came it because it was 59 and a half that just just goes to show you that they have it down to a science with football book making okay oh it's scary over there i just wanted to i put a hundred dollars on the game on the total the under just to watch the fucking game in a million years i loved new england and the over that was the obvious pick that was the obvious pick that's that was it right there

it was new england and tom brady's gonna put up 55 fucking points by himself i did not see it like that yesterday changed my world you know i'm reading a book called uh i totally we're gonna preview it one day this month uh the war of art you know and the distractions that we have as human beings and whatnot if you looked whether you were a football fan or not if you have a minute look at the last three minutes of that game and watch that man's face they were down 28 to three 28 to three and i told leo and he goes he still has a chance to go leo i don't know yeah you're making fun of me he's not looking good and he's not looking good and then and it shocked me because this guy i've known him to be a tank a white tank he's the he's the strongest

white guy that's ever walked this fucking planet hands down him and the almond brothers hands down when he you know to look on his face and it just goes to prove what i always talk about in the show man when you want something really bad it's there it ain't gonna just pop up fucking mysteriously but if you work for shit it's there all those things that you put in those practice things that you do that you think don't really matter you all saw last night and his performance he was what's called unconscious it happens with comedy it happens with music it happens with sports it happens with a lot of things when you're putting the best performance of your life on and you really are unconscious you don't even know what you're doing you're depending oh you're not depending on anything

you're just doing what you've done for the last 20 years the best that it's ever been that's how you have to look at that situation i looked at a great game last night i mean i woke up and it was uh a minute left in the second quarter i was in shock but i wasn't surprised but all i have to say is what i got from that game yesterday was if you watch fucking tom brady those last three minutes watch his face and he got sacked and they were getting to him and they were turning him around it didn't matter he didn't give up he knew he was winning he knew like he knew watch the last it was on again last night i watched it late night last night i watched the last fucking quarter last night till one in the morning and that's what i was watching that that's what we

strive to be that's why they tell you to practice that's why they tell you to do the same shit over again he didn't throw a 90-yard bomb he didn't fucking throw any yard bomb he just did what he's been doing all his life 10 yard 12 yard darts zip zip zip and those receivers you got to take your hands off their heads your hats off to them all of them the Orlando Julius from the other fucking team made a catch oh yeah i mean they were just you know i don't look at it but if you're fucking shallow and ignorant you could say that atlanta choked no they didn't they play the great game they were there all the way till the end they just got i played by the fucking best in the game there's no shame in that they played a great season they played a great game they had them up

against the fucking ropes they just played against the fucking best there is yeah ever as a coach and as a fucking football player i mean they they went up against the fucking goods so for you motherfuckers the giggling today talking about Atlanta choked and whatever Atlanta didn't choke man watch that game that number 97 that defensive tackle oh yeah he's a beast he's a beast they didn't choke what they did was got outplayed and that's how you have to look at that you know that's it new england my fucking congratulations i wish i could go to your parade tomorrow because i'd run up and hug fucking tom brady 18 times me too but i don't have the goods or the means i got shit to do when people to see tomorrow maybe someday when me and richa

millionaires or me and lee are fucking rich and famous we go again to see tom brady's son throw fucking five touchdowns in the game or some shit now i'm i made fun of it and uh it's easy to make fun of but the lady gaga halftime show didn't watch it i turned it off i watched the u ofc conduct and i don't watch football to see people dance and sing and it's and i made the comment like it's not at all the nfl's fans but just watching it last night she did a good job like she just i've never seen a musician before run between like six songs and like take no breaks and costume changes so it wasn't at all what i think the super bowl halftime show would be an apparently maybe i just don't watch the halftime show apparently they'd be on say and

everything in years past so apparently that's what it's for but just seeing her like that's what i try to look at when i when i'm watching something now that i don't like i don't like i feel like i'm i get negative too much eat like i want to at least try to look for something positive in it so just to see her right and and people's over the internet that they were saying that she killed it all her fans were saying she killed it so it's uh it's just cool seeing someone just doing that on like the biggest stage ever i just didn't i don't like that shit during halftime it drives me crazy you know like i watched it one year forget who it was paul mccarty sang like eight songs yeah it was a few years ago it's just something you know it's just i just want to

see a fucking football game i'm sorry you might think i'm fucking retarded or something i just want to see a fucking football game and i'm on the mood to i got invited to 20 things i don't want to be around 20 people when i'm watching the fucking super ball i just want to watch the game and relax i watch any other fucking game i don't know why i've always been like that i think i went to one super ball party i saw dip and i'm like this ain't for me yeah i think i went to a couple years ago me and my wife had just moved to the valley and this nice lady invited us to an oscar party it was the worst it was the worst thing i have ever been invited to i'm not from that school of thought man i've never really been from that school like the night like the most shameful thing

i heard was the night of the election people having like victory parties already playing for helary clinton like people buying new suits and new clothes and shit that's not one elections fucking about man but see that's what it was this year you know that's why we're in the in the state of shock that we are now but i've never really been like a a fake party type guy i want to go to a party to see the devil i don't want to go to a party to mingle and eat crackers i hate that shit with wives i fucking that shit drives me crazy it always has it always has man i had the best day ever yesterday it was uh we were supposed to go and actually spend it with uh vicki pezza and her husband but we like it just got turned around

and i couldn't i i'm so happy it did paula made wings best wings i've had in la she's never made wings before that shows you the shitty wings that i've been having in la it was amazing she breaded the whole thing it was great frank's red hot with butter that was delicious she made mac and cheese homemade and then she made she baked cookies and i was sitting my pajamas it was a perfect day it was uh there was one of the i haven't had one of those in a while where i woke up to that i was like fuck there's nothing i would have changed about yesterday if you're a fucking bum pajamas pajamas i gotta deal with though are you are you back to ground zero yet yeah cocksucker that was that was a fucking ride that shit was like the claw just grabbed me and just threw me down

dude it was like hey i'm just like oh bro after jiu-jitsu today wow i smoked a few bowls i went in the back i smoked two bowls and i did around my business and i was sitting there i go i am so fucking stoned from this fucking sativa yeah that should fucked me up like dude it knocked me out i don't think you smoked he said you wanted hash i don't have no i don't i just that hash is man made unless i get it from the one i do i don't fuck with it no more well i didn't i didn't ride over i rode uber so i was like fuck it i'll get i'll get high tonight go with the ride with you guys man that shit was just like it was it was like it grabbed me and threw me down like hey you ain't going nowhere you know that's the type of reefer that you smoked as a teenager yeah

and that really makes you appreciate music like i don't like that that was it music i always like going to concerts i loved all that stuff but there's nothing better for me than to get really stoned and put earphones on and blast that music yeah and you know if you hear a song that you really like and you get into you put it on again you know you're like fuck put that on again Jesus Christ that sounded good like oh you guys open with that maiden oh and i was out cold man it was actually kind of scary for a minute it was like watch out that fucking bass that bass oh steve the beginning of this fucking savagery man first time you hear that you're like what the fuck is that when all the guitars come in yeah when that album came out in 81 that wasn't the type of music

i listened to like my farthest out was like black Sabbath red zapplin you know maybe deep purple if i was in the mood but when i first heard that i was like there's something about that shit that i still listen to that album of me too i'll put the whole album on and do shit in the room and you know and move around iron maiden with bruce dickison has never really grabbed me yeah can i lie to you six six six the number of the beast and run to the hills and all that stuff and i know they have a plane now and they do great numbers yeah that they just never really been for me i do not know why yeah i love that fucking uh number of the beast record man that that song 22 acacia avenue oh that's a good song that's a good jam right the album is good i like i just

never really bought into the whole thing i got what they were doing by the time they started coming out with six six six the number of the beast i had already seen the devil you're not impressing me cocksucker you better you better you want to impress me go get the devil's boss you know what i'm saying yeah by the time they came out with number six six six the number of the beast what year was that i don't know man run to the hills is 83 oh oh yeah that's it 83 because i saw him at a day in the green with foreigner isn't that crazy oh no it was heart they played with heart like crazy i'm gonna tell you something man people goof on foreigner no it's a couple jam the first album is me all the way oh yeah i fucking love the first album that uh long long way the home

that's great there's a couple jams feels like the first time is that on there feels like the first time it's on there too they opened up for the stones when i saw them one year and in 78 maybe they opened up for the storm right i mean 98 i don't know one of those fucking years and i'll tell you i you wanted not to like them you thought they were a little on the pop side yeah but they're pretty fucking good oh i'm gonna talk to you about something before i forget that we were watching before this to explain the people you know i was there with my own eyes when i saw eddie van helen at the garden destroyed that guitar and black Sabbath had to try to follow yeah uh i think he is laying i saw van helen again by that time i had grown a hatred towards not a hatred but this

like after uh women and children first for some reason yeah i didn't like david lee roth no more he had warned me out that poster yeah oh that wasn't getting chained up women and children yeah yeah but uh they won me over with an 81 with uh fair warning fair warning just destroyed my insides of fair war crusher and then i don't know what they put out after fiver down diver down which was down but down yeah that was mad down mad down yeah and then after that that was it 84 the big one 84 okay i have to dive it down was 84 yep and then after 84 they broke up yep that was it sammy comes in yeah now the i still remember being at the crestwood hotel in snow mass village yeah and sitting in employee housing i was 21

and there was a couple other people in the room that were 20 or 21 but there was this guy that was 27 that was like trying to be cool you know i'm saying like 28 trying to hit on 21 year old girls and i got to an argument with him that night i still remember this is clear as day but he was one of those guys like we were watching something we were smoking pot and he came in like when a case would be here to be cool yeah he's like i can't wait for higar and van helen van higar they get together oh and like two of us looked at him like shut the fuck up you know he gives a fuck old man like get the fuck out of here trying to be cool he was trying to hit on one of the girls i remember looking at him going i'm not even excited about that yeah like i'm more

excited about the coke that's coming getting delivered over here in 10 minutes i don't give a fuck about van higar whatever fuck he was yeah yeah yeah right i was so into that eat him and smile record i brought the spanish one tonight now that was his first yep album without van helen yeah what's on there it's got like yankee rose uh it's got that uh shy boy it now at that time steve vye was playing yeah it was really steve vye yeah he had a great fucking band oh great fucking band great band killer and it was so weird like maybe two years after david uh david lee roth left and i guess by that time they had put out two albums sammy higar man people were begging for that for david lee roth to come back and i got to be

honest with you i was one of them yeah you know i saw sammy higar in the worst position i saw sammy you ever hear when people say to you where'd you start oh i started calmly and more walking really do you go back to anymore nah you know how it is where you start that's where people always remember you okay i went to like a four concert bill one time like a four bill concert one time it was black Sabbath would deal wow i don't remember who went on before that but before that it was sammy higar was shaking street oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah and opening the show yeah was who was sammy higar's ex-partner mantras ronnie mantras yeah this is band wow so it was ronnie mantras sammy higar shaking street somebody else opened up the Sabbath i don't remember who it was

and then it was Sabbath and philadelphia had the spectrum wow one of my favorite places of all time all four of those huh but the funny thing was that while david lee roth was on stage this was when i like i had gone to philly a lot like i was always in philadelphia it always seemed like i was in philly philly philly philly and the more i went to philly i gotta be honest i liked it yeah it was jersey only with something else to add it to it and the one time i went to philly sammy higar was on stage just dying i don't know what the fuck he was singing in 1983 was it 83 with d.o and no it was 1980 with d.o and sabbath that tour yeah 80 yeah 80 i think eight is the first one because 81 was sabbath i mean yeah look that up heaven and hell they have an inhale tour yeah well whenever

that was that's when i saw sammy higar and ronnie but then i saw ronnie montress again opened up for ecdc oh yeah later on no maybe two or three years after that maybe i don't know with his band gamma at the nasol coliseum uh man april 17th and 1980 yeah so they started that this is the first time they ever had this with d.o with ronnie jane's d.o i knew wikipedia no no no dean can you check this out to make sure i'm not checking out no no that's it that's it no no but if you're on wikipedia i'll tell you that okay your opening bands were on the tour or shit like that all right let me check wikipedia but they were people were spitting on their fingers they couldn't spit far enough at sammy

higar so they were spitting on their fingers flicking their fingers and the spit was coming up on sammy higar and he's trying to dodge it oh like spit flickers spit flicker oh my god that's how disgusting that was spit flicker and spit was coming from every fucking angle at this poor oh my god hilarious dude and it wasn't for a while there i know what some people at home were thinking i know there's some savages at home right now going joey what are you retarded it was blue oyster cult yeah because boys black and blue tour and which was great i didn't see it but i thought it was a great concept yeah i always like let me tell you something something enchanted evening oh great by blue oyster cult kick out the jams brothers and sisters that's how it

opens i love it oh my fucking god and then there's something in the middle of this Godzilla yeah oh my fucking god guys you want to listen to a good live album the cover is great oh my god some magician the reaper was the reaper going down oh my god some enchanted evening yeah by uh who we talking boys to call ploys to come oh dude what's up dog you're looking at me all bug eyed and shit what are you feeling lee i just feel really speedy right now yeah really speedy yeah i'm just glad i'm coming once we finish the podcast you can do a couple of fucking jumping jays i could kill speed i had my pajamas i'm doing this over well lee did you smoke any of that weed i did everything else but that weed apparently try that out man give him a little

fucking longer this will get you crossed i'd call man yeah you want to try it this is the shit sure why not i want to cross that as it is filled up to the top here for lee he should will make a special man that weed is strong what kind is it it's called 24 carrot from perennial 24 carrot fucking 24 carrot knock your ass out i was so stoned a little while ago i couldn't even talk i couldn't talk at all you know i was just looking at lee switching his fingers back and forward i was like whoa oh yeah everyone thinks i'm having a panic attack when i do this i'm just switching the cameras there you go buddy see is having a panic attack wait till he takes three hits of this fucking monster i'm going here there's the real deal tonight people monday february 8th

february 6th i'm sorry they're fucking around yes i'm enchanted evenings good oh yeah and they had another album after that um yeah they had the one with don't fear the reaper on which was uh they got what do they got agents of fortune hold on let me look man i'll tell you the good ones okay boys who wants to call that shit's a killer lee this fucking reefer i tell you this weed is crazy oh my god look at he's got drool from his beard look at him look at him he looks like simba the sailor give me that fucking pipe i'm smoking that all the way down you want another hit of this dean i can see where you went oh my god all right it's a lung killer it lit my lungs on fire okay here's the one joey

okay you got fire or the unknown origin what year okay that is uh let's say 81 that's the that's a good one that's a good one you know what it's got on it look it's got burning for you remember i'm burning i'm burning for burning for you it's got that heavy metal song remember i love burning for you the guitars on that a fucking tremendous sick right this is a great album oh it's got their best song ever put this song lee veterans of psychic wars oh yeah boys i'm telling you man that's the song if you're not into boys the cult you should take a fucking second there because i got into them by mistake i used to buy coke from this dude randy mergel god rest his soul oh my god and he used to play this album every night when we were

gacked up to the fucking gills oh circa 1981 unbelievable i was a junior in high school staying at his house for six in the morning snorting i'd run home take a shower here it is man this one it was on that movie heavy metal yeah it's on heavy metal the song rules this is that man that's a setup i haven't heard this in 20 years it's incredible it's so good that is killer dude i forgot all about that it's so good yeah i gotta i gotta get back into my

fucking memory volt volt of music i'm missing a bunch of shit that i uh just lost over the years abstract shit that i used to be into yeah this to me used to be like abstract metal i never saw them live totally i never saw them blue ploys to call live i just saw the videos yeah i've watched them footage on youtube but i love the music but the live album they put out destroyed me some about you know we get into this conversation all the time because we're both students of the 70s and the 80s what the fuck is it gonna take but who's gonna do these live bands yeah i don't want to see anybody live or hear anybody live unless it's something that we grew up with that knows how to do a fucking live album yeah i mean pro jam you know

yeah if uh now sound garden is back yeah yep sound garden they're back man and uh you know there's some good live shows out there right now like uh rival suns dude so great i brought that record over uh queens of the stone age get rid of the stone age they get oh those guys kill are there armenians no that's system of the down they kill it too that band crushes that crush too oh i saw them at the forum like last year it was like the uh hundred year anniversary of the armenian genocide and they did a big tour 13 places it was unbelievable yeah they were huge and they were my i was really into them in high school system of it down so great dude i mean that that ariel song you know ariel's in the sky that tune is killer oh my god now what's the other band you're not

system of the down but the other guy lingon park no rage against the machine no before that you said there's another band oh rival sun or rival sun then you said the second band they're the ones that went on anti-bordain show oh queens of the stone age take great take great they're doing a record right now a new one i can't even wait last one was incorrect they're like to me like i kind of like if zeppelin was would be now you know like they they're really intricate and cool but bluesy assity you know all over the board it's punk rock yeah i'll fucking my new favorite band is hero junior yeah you love right yeah but but now what are the other bands to look out for oh man uh let's see i'm loving this that one that gorgie era i was done by hero junior yeah destroys me i forget

the name of it right now with the little girl singing the song and she's like lip syncing yeah that's a great fucking that's like a world class fucking jam i also like those people rogan like the girl honey honey honey i like her i like her i like her i think there's something something there for when you don't know you can't predict the fucking future i think there's just so many bands now like so many i can't keep up with the younger bands yeah yeah people send me stuff yeah some stuff is fucking phenomenal some stuff is so fucking bad that's it some stuff is so bad it's unlistenable oh yeah so what what what it's called angora the fucking guitars yeah

me It sounds like a blue black bro-ish, yeah, but fucking's like what the black That guitar play is a student of the game. Yeah, listen to how raw his great great riffs great riffs Burn on took it down on you know this grabs you that's what you need a good riff man to grab you somebody there's people who send me different music yeah and some music is fucking phenomenal I just don't like if they send me something I'll look them up on YouTube and I'll look at some YouTube stuff and if I get three songs of there's a dynamite I'm like Jesus Christ yeah yeah these cries are great I just got to figure out how to download it know how to do that so I forget about

yeah I forget about it that's all it is yeah I don't like it it's I forget about I got a thousand things on my fucking plate yeah yeah man I liked like 30 different bands last year and I had to keep notes on them because they kept going what was that one band called oh yeah this band oh yeah that you know I got to go refind it and I'm used to go to the whiskey and no I don't go to that unless it's something I want to see like I saw Udo last week there from accept balls to the wall Udo came and did a whole set of accept songs it was insane oh man all that shit fast I'm with the sharks there I think it was 25 or something so worth it I couldn't believe how metal it was it was like an old-school metal show they had them the moves you know like okay well on this part of the

song we're gonna go up here you know it was like well done Udo up there and his camo pants you got your balls to the wall man you know that's nuts that you go to those places I'm gonna have to go with you one night you gotta come out all right I can't it's just fun for like an hour yeah I can't go to like a big show like the big shows already I'm done with but I want to go to small shows to see the smaller bands I think that I started thinking about comedians I started thinking about you won't see the good comics on Comedy Central you'll see the comics they like like if you're into comedy yeah not gonna see Bill Hex the full spectrum that you deserve to see by just watching Comedy Central I'm not putting that I'm not saying anything bad about Comedy Central

could you put say put the same thing same thing for like Netflix or who wherever right now I'm just talking about Comedy Central okay so I grew up listening to PLJ right and then EW great sources of whatever but this is what I've been thinking at the age of 54 which I'll be next week they were biased they're biased like I am they're playing music that they kind of like or they really like they know somebody from the band blah blah blah blah blah but I don't think we're hearing the best it's like today when I'm driving down the street and I hear rock and roll ain't noise pollution that's the fucking last AC DC song I want to hear yeah where's fucking night problem yeah where's fucking what's next to the moon where's fucking kicked in the teeth in the teeth where's the other

one on let there be rock that is just such a go down no it's such a dangerous song that's not a smoke but no cigarettes oh yeah I never take much boo what's the court on that I overdosed on you overdosed down down down down down down the hangers comes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I want to hear overdosed I want to hear sound for those about the rock we salute you like I want fucking you know I don't want to hear that song yeah buy some deep cuts but the stations and the advertisers let you you know I'm saying that make a living and there's some music and that's on that level unlike Sirius or something Jim Florentine's very good yeah awesome I listen to Eddie trunk today I listen to Norton I listen to all those guys great do I agree with all their

stuff not really but I'll tell you one thing about Florentine he buys what he sells oh yeah yeah like Jim buys what he sells and I can't take that away from him whether or not I agree with his music 50% of it I give him props he takes his son to concerts and shit he's out there banging out fucking couple nights a week watching bands I didn't even know existed yeah and me and him are close to the same age so I gotta give I gotta hand them props you know but uh I think sometimes I got poisoned with what not poisoned like I got introduced to the who when Led Zeppelin and and the Beatles and stuff like that but guess what I guarantee there was a couple other mother love bones I think you know I'm like yeah everybody always thought that Soundgarden and Pearl Jam

with Seattle sound no they weren't it was mother love bone yeah a lot of people don't know that yeah Allison Chains blows me away they still do but mother love bone blows me away yeah the first Soundgarden album oh still blows me away yeah Pearl Jam's album is great but it was very commercial yeah it was you know that whole fucking album was very like like lately I don't know what it is I've been hearing Alanis Morris said every fucking day oh yeah 1995 jagged little pill yeah name of the album yeah every day I hear her on either 80s music classic vinyl every I think she owns series so rich imagine man how rich she is just from that album oh yeah that was like one of the biggest selling records ever for a while it was like wow for like one year it was on

the charts and like and she can survive off radio plays like that amount of money oh wow I knew the guys in Boulder who were police cops yeah the guys that listen to the radio yeah and monitor the music and see how much you get paid and all that shit they like residuals I knew those guys were like four of them they got their car washed yeah the firm got their car washed at the pub that's classic so now lately I've been feeling like maybe I got the same broad deal for music that people are getting today for comedy they just think that the comedians on Comedy Central is all that exists you know yeah so I want to see some different fucking angles I mean where how would you guys find new bands before the internet because now I'm imagining

YouTube and Facebook and all that stuff but how would you when you guys were 20 that's what was so amazing how did we find music before the internet who word of mouth this is my brother yeah like I've always told you there's no yelp and I don't believe yelp I wouldn't go on yelp for anything I know Dean if Dean comes to me and says I had some help the other night it was great I don't like how Dean so I know that him and I don't match but if Dean says to me I went to Rudy's I went to Chan's and these are my restaurants I know I could take his opinion for food and for movies and for whatever you know what I'm saying yeah so you had certain friends you had the friends that were the people who wanted to be cool you know I'm saying they

bought the black t-shirts with the concerts every night they let you know they went to the show you know those fucking clowns and then you had people like Dean Delroy that just went out four nights a week drank got a package a fucking blow and rocked out really rocked out with a band fierce yeah really rocked out with a band you know big fucking difference yeah so I trust Dean if Dean comes up to me he goes dog I went to see Sabbath the other night but I gotta tell you something the warm-up band destroyed them thank god for Sabbath they only played four songs yeah if they would have done eight Sabbaths would have had to run home and pack their bag guess what I'm doing tomorrow not even soon as Dean tells me I'm like oh Dean you got their music no let's go to

Sam Goodie let's buy the album and the cassette or the eight track let's go yeah we go we buy it we wrote we got a nickel bag seven joints for five bucks Dean what times your mom get home eight guess we're going to your house yeah smoke the pot outside and we'll put the fucking music on and that was it are there people who would do that like spy almost on the opening band because most people didn't go to the opening band right yeah well you know though he always went to the opening band I have a feeling since he's 14 he's gone to the opening band yeah when I was coming up they told me not to go to the opening band so I didn't go until one day I went I got there early and I go why don't I come here yeah like when you go to the UFC in Las Vegas don't watch the

undercards no when you got it no people watch the undercards yeah yeah no no no when you go to the UFC anywhere but Vegas I got yeah people are there that's say the fight started four they're there with two in the afternoon yeah two in the afternoon they're there full on event drunk it already ready to fucking get high ready to have a good time when you open up the doors when you go into an event in a foreign city like Milwaukee or New Jersey or Texas the places are packed by the time the prelims are on go to a fucking fight in Vegas yeah fucking show the the main card is on the main fight and people are walking in like you're sitting in the seat going look at me I got third row and also people like you actually showed for this like really yeah you got some fucking parables

four fights later god I'm sorry about this bottle got another water yeah Lee you need some water on there I need I need everything you got so sure yeah hey all the help I can get at this point that weed's crazy right Lee you know I've explained to Lee Lee and I once when Lee and I started working together I got Lee really high one day and I was on a roll in my living room this is before the baby was ever even a thought in that home okay and I wanted Lee to understand that you know without Twitter I want you to think of a world without Twitter without Facebook what's the name of the band you went to see and like well Dean sent me a picture no

yeah you know all Dean knows and on the way out he looked at their schedule on their fucking bass drum yeah and it said Boston October so I don't know what you gotta do you gotta get this band whatever you know like that's that that was it yeah there was no website you didn't go back to your hotel room and go oh my god I love the band let's see where he's from you do nothing the name of them is Led Zeppelin yeah that's it you had to buy the album to get the information off the album or get the cream magazine yeah to read about him that was it Lee that was it but I still remember Lee and I putting on rocks yeah and me it's gonna lease it out for a second there was a room we're going around I still don't I remember this is playing this fucking day at 38 Street Park in

North Bergen somebody fucking telling like talking the older kids talking 76 I'm 13 yeah 12 you know no yeah yeah I was 12 when they were talking about it because they were saying Aerosmith's done some kid was saying Aerosmith's the best and they're like fuck you Aerosmith's done you fucking idiot Aerosmith they're junkies they're done they're breaking up and also like three months later they release rocks which is basically a fucking masterpiece yeah yeah and I am a sitting there even then going like how did people know they're on heroin yeah like how did people in yeah North Bergen, New Jersey know that Stephen Tyler and Joe Perry which they were during the thing of rocks if you read that book yeah I forget what the name of that they were on not

only heroin they were on fucking Major League heroin that a Chinese guy living at the house making it like they had a guy fucking at the house like they were into it yeah how did my friends know you know how did the word get out now let me ask you a question okay but fuck about Aerosmith in Boston in 1975 yeah you had to boss himself really they didn't well you think why would I did you see what Boston looked like last night yeah did you see pictures of the street yeah okay go check if the Boston Celtics won the fucking championship in 75 the red six didn't one didn't win but they were good yeah and New England wasn't that good no maybe they were they went to the Super Bowl one time New England I think at 85 and they lost do you mean

with Andre Tippett knows guys they lost but Boston was the city that was dominated by sports wasn't 85 the Bill Buckner 75 75 with Bill Buckner no no 75 was what we're looking for oh you're looking for 75 I'm sorry I said 85 okay okay okay they had 56 wins let's see oh yeah yeah uh I just want to see if I'm telling you the Celtics I don't know if they won that year but they were in a bad team the Red Sox didn't win that year but they were in a bad team the Bruins maybe were winning but it was such a city that was dominated by sports Errol Smith was just a little part of that city they were nothing they were just five dirty white dudes playing fucking in the song you know and playing different bars around the you know

Providence yeah so you're saying if like they were from like Milwaukee they'd be like the biggest thing ever okay just just to pick Milwaukee out of the world Milwaukee at the time had the motherfucking bucks and shit and the Bruins well I know what you're saying I know what you're saying but just something about Boston Boston had all four sports league right it's really rough to give a fuck plus plus Boston College you know all those Boston schools up there they have a lot of sports up there for them to even give a fuck a little bit about music and for this little band to reach out nationwide with nothing crazy but you know they put bands on midnight special those days and Don Kirsten's rock concert it's not like they came on the tonight show no never Errol Smith

never wanted there was no Jimmy Kimmel there was no there was none of that shit on on Carson nothing like that Lee so you really had to dig deeper information wow that's crazy you had to like there was no Jimmy Kimmel so and nobody was there before Jimmy Kimmel putting bands on at night yeah nobody yeah so how much of a band's album sales were just drunk people trying to figure out if they like them well you know you just hear them at a party like somebody put the record on you're like who is that who the fuck is that yeah and they go oh man I just got this is the new such and such you know and you're like oh god I gotta get that now that's a good point you brought up Lee about the how many people bought music 50-50 shot Lee let me ask you a question okay if you're

walking in the store and you see this album cover the left deft leopard high and dry it's a bunch of guys looking up and then in the middle a forced picture in there with a guy about to jump in a pool hanging upside down pretty much and the pool has water in it that intrigues your mind okay that's 1981 look at the album cover by Dean Doe right look at that fucking album cover I would give you $4.99 just for that just for the st and artwork look at Led Zeppelin's two artwork look what that looks like 50 years later yeah so do you understand me the effort that was put in to an album yeah why the music industry has fallen to shit because you just made a great point Lee if I walked into a store and I was about

to buy Led Zeppelin too because my brother had it but I saw this yeah Dean who's deft leopard dog I saw them open up a Judas Priest last year they fucking killed it that album cover looks fucking cool look at that house it looks like the valley yeah oh shit I'm gonna buy that for $4.99 yeah Lee you're right record sales did look at these covers Lee how can you walk past this cover and Sabbath bloody Sabbath if you turn it around yeah it's it's right there the front is the devil getting him that's you tonight Lee look at yeah yeah pretty much let me see what I got devil's got yeah Lee the devil has a hat if you look at that album cover if you look at that album cover what's really unique about that album cover is the front

is the devil already at the house but if you look at the back the devil gone and you're in the bed and like people talking to you like bro you were in deep motherfucker with the 666 out front but if you turn it around you'll see that it's a guy and his family's around them yeah and then I put towels on his head and they're like dog you were deep last night don't do this again you had a scared you smoked that sativa you smoked that Joey D or sativa oh my god got some fucking great albums this week like I said uh your boy gave you this album yeah that's great I'm a god it's a fucking great album I didn't know Willie Nelson city of New Orleans the essential Johnny Cash yeah Southside Johnny

with LaBomba's big man you like this stuff me I don't know this I know him but I mean I don't know this record it's the uh it's the songs by your boy that of Tom oh Tom waits wow I have an art moon there you go see wow oh this is cool listen to it let me know what you think all right that's from Dante Gazzini the man of motherfucking steel this is cool he also sent me a CD almost crashed my fucking car listen to it I don't know what the fuck he's got he's got noises and people running around what's up Lee how what are you feeling dog talk to me it's actually starting to calm down which is nice it's calm it's calming down what's it it's just playing it's no no no it's not calming down okay it's not just playing games it's a dragon it comes and goes

okay well right now it's calmer it comes and goes we'll do another drop in a second straight up yeah another drop that's a that's a time when uh Dean and Mr. Bosio came on and I I held my puke until the end of the pod no we can't don't wear your t-shirts if you leave some t-shirts there on the trunk that was awesome now do you feel the edibles Lee I could feel I could feel the uh the the the demon the the the hit of weed I took that weed was so strongly imagine me I took a hit dog I didn't know what happened to you oh man I was you're still stoned yeah oh yeah totally but now it's just normal normal you started staring you didn't say nothing you had me scared for a minute I couldn't even see at all it was just like I was just like complete paralyzed the right

side of my body wow and then I just started sweating it was like I got bit by a spider for real like all of a sudden I was like I can't move my right side that's how you losing it because I saw you like looking at the water bottle and like two minutes later you wouldn't yeah I just saw the whole process like I'm gonna get that water bottle I'm gonna get that water yeah right I was like trying to reach it but my arm wouldn't move it was like a full blown snake bite or a spider bite it just I wanted to see where this drop was gonna take us to that yeah it's pretty good I like it now we're gonna do this to Wednesday and we're gonna put three drops no we're not what are you talking gonna do an all night podcast from nine to three and different people pop in we're doing now

no not really this was just a warm-up to Wednesday yeah this was just like spring training this is as deep as I've ever been and I ever want to go what are you doing no no no this is nothing I'm gonna take over every sense with with the seed every time I come on you guys go next level we're gonna put three drops in each one I got some seed in the tub right now yeah but where'd you get it don't worry about it no I mean yeah I remember I got so cool like and I've been baking the process and I gave Lee the light ones tonight but Wednesday went through the old one I'm sick on Wednesday I can already tell on Thursday don't worry we'll do three drops nine o'clock whoever pops up I'm gonna invite some people three drops nine o'clock the new name top dick yeah it's like

smoking dope on periscope with Uncle Joey that's it that's a new show on periscope three drops two top we're gonna go deeply Lee this is it this is this is gonna break my fucking concentrate this is gonna get my creative state back I really enjoy to see the my issue with acid is just the build-up it freaks me out it scares the shit out of me because of everything I guess that like where acid is supposed to do to you and then you fuck with me a little bit and you know my brain just works like a fucking hamster wheel and once you put just like a little bit of like doubt that I'm gonna start going crazy he calls me like six a hand be like oh it ate through another tupperware today oh I can see lights when I close my eyes yeah we're good we're good

this is gonna be a fun one um but yeah you just start and it just caused a lot of anxiety about I'm like I really like this is what I like about acid wait till I turn the lights off and leave you and hit by yourself okay it's like after after like the build-up when the build-up is over it's great it's just like life there's no build-up if you buy into do you see Lee do you see like when you're excited about a movie yeah oh yeah you come home and you go boy that sucked what made me go to that fucking movie well the hype right it's the same bullshit I do to you with the acid ain't nothing gonna happen to you ain't nothing gonna happen to you know I'm not you know I'm sick and fucking tired there's new America with their with their fear in there you know there's an age

gap that just is scared of everything in this country yeah they gotta go home and read the label what acid is kind of scary to be honest nothing of this the only fear is the fear that you put in your fucking mind I used to do this shit after I started doing this shit heavy six months after I found my mother dead on the floor oh my god think of the visuals I would get at night with this shit wow oh man feelings think of this shit that would go through my head with this shit but guess what this little drug helped me cope with that tragedy in a weird fucking way you know I'm saying yeah I kept eating it I started selling it yeah and I would sell two three hundred hits a fucking week wow but I'd eat two or three a night how much is a hit back then yeah I would pay 90 cents for

that's home for three dollars oh my god a profit two ten a profit I love it I want to see that documentary I think comes out next week Mr. Sunshine about the two dudes that made the orange sunshine really yeah double barrel orange yeah the original orange sunshine that's the name of an acid yeah so what does that mean when you would name an acid what does that do it's a different feeling so is it just is it marketing or is it that you would it's marketing okay so it would have like like that was liquid acid right but you don't know what the name of this it's all the same yeah you know when you buy it on a on a piece of paper it comes like this like if you came to my house tomorrow and said I want to buy a hundred hits I give you a piece of paper okay with what's that called

perforation perforations yeah and once you counted all of them like they would be like so there would be five across and 20 down yeah be a hundred hits and you'd have to take them all either break them put them into a piece of paper but that would stick and you would double up and give away hits or you put them in aluminum foil so you go out with aluminum foil and a little baggy and you just sell aluminum before I put mescal in there the little hits the micro dot acid yeah but you had your micro dots you had your your iron sunshine you had your double barrel sunshine yeah your four-way acid you had the window pane double window double window pane you had so many different types of acid what are we on tonight that that's what we're on tonight

what color did you see up there when you looked at it it was a bat that's what I saw a bat yeah he's been you've been teasing me for 10 years about bats and the rats and the trees and I saw something flying that's killer that's perfect that's how you know it's a good one because it's a closed door so I'm telling you Lee this shit was the best you know why because I used to go home afterward and the shit you think about the shit that goes through your mind it really is amazing I understand how the government did testing on people with this oh yeah there's been thousands of different experiments you're doing you're just continuing all that testing yeah but I tested on myself it's a fucking puke that gives it to some fucking guy yeah that's in

jail for finals a hit and watches him scratch his head 56 fucking hours no no no no but it's I could see the effects and the benefits of it yeah I'm telling you at that age it pushed my mind a little bit maybe be a little bit more fucking out not outgoing but understanding like I used to see some dark shit at night guys yeah yeah yeah man they're saying that you know they're doing those low doses of uh suicide and you know that's uh curing depression and all kinds of stuff that's cool you know like each day taking a mushroom cap like in a tablet form and then being better and you just build your tolerance after a week for four days you trip a little bit have diarrhea yeah yeah after that you'll be tip-top told my guru you know say nobody's stopping you

you're balance you're giggling you're happy yeah I see it I really see it I see this kind of therapy in a lot of fucking way and I lived it it's only guy read about this I lived let's fucking look at the facts okay I was a wounded deer but what I was a wounded deer I mean I was I was I was damaged goods why were you damaged goods because I lost my fucking parent and the fact of me I was sideways Lee I was damaged goods at that point anybody could come take me Isis I could have joined Joins Town I could have joined the cult I could have joined the gang I could have been persuaded because I was exactly how they want you Joins Town I was exactly how they want you I worked myself back to being straight again

and being knowledgeable and yeah I lost it with the thievery and the criminality and all that shit it wasn't who I really was but what got me straight in a lot of those senses was the thinking I'd do when I'd be high on acid of what my future was of what I want as stupid and as dumb as it sounds you knew it you did ask us yeah yeah you did it and you said do something the last two hours oh yeah find your way home when everybody else goes home it's you and your mind in a dark room and sometimes you have weed sometimes you have beer but the result is the same the thought keeps coming up over and over and over yeah and it forces you to break the shit down what am I gonna do in this situation and it would force it down for me

you know I'm not I'm not embarrassed to say this shit I had a situation where my mother had just died I was a wounded deer over it I knew I was about to get thrown out of this house on top of all this I was in love with this broad and bro she just didn't fucking want to even get the first base with me oh so whatever her and I would have an argument about something I would put black Sabbath yeah sabotage on I take a hit acid and turn the lights off and I'd listen to both sides and after that I'd have the answer to all my problems yeah how crazy is that yeah right it's Tony by the league give you a breather yeah I want to be around to pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your heart

some somebody twice as smart as I or somebody who will swear to be true as you used to do with me who'll leave you to learn that misery loves company singing Lee sitting there like a fucking doosan by singing Lee I mean I want to be around hit it it's Monday bitches see how he does it when he breaks your heart to the bits okay let's see if the puzzle fits so far and that's when I'll discover that revenge is sweet as I sit there applauding from a front

row seat when somebody breaks your heart how's everybody settled now again yeah you're right everybody's straight Lee no more noises I'm getting fucking I make no promises you are I can make no promises all the noises from what's going on Dean Delray now that man I told somebody the other day somebody called me talking some shit about how things weren't working out for him and I said do me a favor do you follow Dean Delray he goes no I don't I go follow Dean Delray that's how you should be working if you're not doing what Dean Delray is doing to the team don't call me when you're doing that

90 days straight then come see me that's cool I can't divulge who I said that to yeah I think he went into shock when I said that don't make a look at his tweets look what he tweets look at his podcast look at his consistency he talks about every show he's gonna do whether three people show up a one show he don't give a fuck he's relentless I don't know if that comes with age because the person who called me is like 30 yeah you know I don't know if it's an experience thing that you know that it's a over and over and over again type of thing and you're out there working and something cracks eventually it's better than sitting on the couch totally but it's really great to see what you do man I'm really proud of you man thank you dude you're not sitting

there looking for handouts you're always hustling you're always putting shows together you know there's people that think oh well I'm gonna you know I'm just gonna wait till somebody takes me on the road and that's it you know you either go on the road by yourself you'll take a hundred dollar flight you'll sit under the plane go to New York sleep on a floor to do spots at the stand which yeah to me is just you know you do four spots a night and I love you even told me you go I'm looking for spots they give me spots every night I can't be mad at you for something like that yeah it's the fucking this whole game whether it's music did you have the same work ethic for music I did man what's great about this is you if you have work ethic or a drive and a couple

don't in a band then you got an extra load on your shoulders but with just comedy it's just full on me you know so I don't have to worry about anything like I don't have to ask anybody if I need to go out and work or what you know like band member wise you just know that's an everyday fucking thing mm-hmm so that you had you had the same work ethic for music all those years yep absolutely sometimes I'd have the wind knocked out of me a little bit you know and be like damn but then something would happen and I'd be just sluggering through you know do you get the wind knocked out in comedy from time to time yeah yeah man it's uh it's so much work you know because it's like you you could be doing you know doing shows shows and then all

sudden weeks no shows like what is going on here you know as far as road you know it's so weird how eat you know you do comedy 25 years you still get kicked on the fucking stomach yeah I just got turned down by two high-level management teams was I depressed I mean I wasn't happy about having to pay somebody extra money unless they were that good they were gonna bring me that much extra film work or TV work right I really didn't want to do you know like I was thinking about yeah so when they told me no like the people who call me like bro are you sitting down this is gonna really depression I'm like no I'm not depressed at all yeah that means nobody's gonna take my money I still

control the fucking kingdom you know I didn't know how they were gonna come at me or whatever or what type of but to be honest here at this point in the game I really don't want that so I in a way I was like kind of happy like relieved like if I go with them I'm gonna have to do a certain amount of weeks on the road to do this because that's what all our other clients are doing and I really don't want to do that man yeah I think I've been telling off the road a little bit like I've been telling them no no no I don't want to do a lot of shit I'm pretty much home the whole month of April wow really okay yeah I'm doing April 20 at the Knox Nard 420 oh yeah in fucking Knox Nard beside that I'm not really doing much in April I got theaters in May

and Utah or something crazy and I got like Kansas City or something like that in June or July that's it I don't have a lot of work I'm like you guys I'm the same boat as you motherfucker because I want to be a dad yeah I want to be a dad now do the podcast with my brother here and have a great time and do drugs and run up and down yeah yeah yeah makes no difference to me but I don't want to be in fucking DC or anywhere else from fucking Wednesday to Sunday night I don't want to do that man yeah not at this point in my life I get it I like it how it is I like it I don't need to go out there and kill myself I'm not trying to prove anything I'm not that guy man yeah I'm very happy with what's going on right now so it's really weird how you get the wind

knocked out here but you need that and at the end when you think about you like you don't want yeah do I even really want that what would I do with that you know sometimes it's better than one thing to have you know so yeah what's up dog you seeing things uh I see you looking around like Kennedy got shot what's the matter I'm okay I'm okay I'm just yeah I'm really deep how deep it's just really speedy right now that's speedy well you want to take a walk around the block away for you yeah no it's okay you sure yeah I'll be allowed I'll be like I'm in Benjamin I'll I'll be a cross country skiing I don't know where he like he's like I don't know where he is now I keep I follow him on Instagram he's constantly cross country skiing there's no around him

he moved yeah he moved he moved till like upstate New York or something right yeah he went home I'll go for him he had a baby bro yeah and he saw this for what it was and he goes I don't want to stay here if they want to hire me let them call me I'll fly and take a plane yeah that's it yeah that's what it's become I think he does his podcast up there by himself yeah that's it I can't be madden you can't be madden not everybody wants to live in Los Angeles and nobody wants to raise a child here yeah yeah yeah I'm on the fence though I'm still in the fucking fence yeah the only reason why I wouldn't leave is because I don't want to move I know how much more fucking pain he has to this especially if I gotta move across fucking country with cats

and wives and babies and fucking it's not the same as just moving across the street like no really I feel like if you already packed up just do it you have no idea when you land at your destination and your furniture's not there for another week yeah and you have to live in the house with no furniture for another week then it gets there they try to ransom your furniture yeah it was an extra thousand dollars per mile so now you're on nine thousand dollars you have three days to come up but you can't get you have no fucking idea what are we gonna do with the cats yeah the kid we have to put them all in the same fucking vehicle and stop every hour on the hour so the cats could get there because they're gonna be meowing to that back there

you want to shoot yourself it's a 20 hour fucking ride where we got to go with a child that means you got to stop and sleep and take all those animals out and guard the fucking truck with all the furniture in there yeah you have no idea man yeah when you got to get up on the middle of night or bring a friend with a trailer so he could sleep outside close to your fucking furniture yeah you have no idea Lisa yeah yeah yeah no thank you no thank you is fucking correct yes yes what shows have you seen lately that have been sensational that's come to mind the last six months shit man I know you saw Sabbath I mean you go a lot yeah that temple of the dog was the one oh it was insane at the forum forum man I still can't believe how great that was

just blows me away man it was just to hear those songs and then they were doing some of the love bone songs also so it's just like oh my god couldn't believe it Cornell sounded amazing you know not talking about the forum yeah so a new york company was the people run master guard yep and I heard they wanted that and just it looks and sounds it's insane what they did was they they there used to be this amazing video of it too that that la times put together what was a speed shot of them working for like a year and a half or whatever but they dug down so the thing kind of goes like this gradually you know so every seat you're not in anybody's sight lines you know just kind of slowly graduates up then they built all they they had some guy coming to shoot lasers

or whatever and put the speakers all over in the perfect spots it's insane man and then all the seats made only for music now no sports at all so it's just an incredible like that's why everybody's going down yeah and it's I mean it's fucking great I mean every clap is gonna be there yeah yeah it's incredible dude how fucking old is Eric Clapton 70 yeah I think 70 72 look that up Lee I think he's 72 says this is it yeah god fucking bless him man yeah 72 still alive music looks good he looks great heroin for all those years is a dirty fucking junkie it gives me hope yeah man that guy he killed all those guys are alive man you know like a 45 no yeah yeah he ain't no fucking 40 no no no he was born 1945 March 30th so it's 55 and 17 is what 72 yeah 72 72

yeah 72 years old yeah you know like five years ago he's going through changes dog yeah yeah this is this this this is changes what's what's happening to describe to the audience uh it's it's the same stuff it's just really you want another edible no oh yeah yeah what do we got left I don't know do you have any stars left or no yeah I don't think so I'm okay I'm okay it's uh I'm sweating it out as I dare you to smoke some more of that weed no there's no more left others no no and the fucked up thing is I gotta go first thing tomorrow I gotta go drop my car off oh guys I woke up this morning I had a flat fucking tire oh no okay no big deal Joey what the fuck's the big deal I was raining here like a motherfucker this morning yeah traffic was out the fucking gizoo I said fuck it

let me take it to just eyes I take it over to my man over just eyes I go I'm gonna go get some coffee with my wife call me call me back goes yeah you need a front tire 260 some dollars I go why 260 some note he goes I gotta replace both front ones I go listen I gotta bring back the car in two months yeah he goes what about one time all right what's the one time 168 yeah I go I don't want to pay 168 for fucking two months yeah so I call the Subaru guy and he goes bring the fucking car down I'll take it back yeah I don't want to bring I don't have four hours to deal with that shit this week I gotta do promo the fucking CD gets released on Friday for the special I should so I gotta do all this fucking promo I don't have a four hour window to go down there pick a car

drive around the corner do the credit app do all that shit sit get the car explained to you yeah then I'm starving I gotta take the wife to eat somewhere it's a fucking nightmare maybe next week I could do it so I went to this Armenian dude and he said come by in the morning we'll see if we could plug it up if not I'll get you a tire from the back and we'll hook it up so yeah I'll know my day tomorrow after I fucking do you drive over or something what do you think happened I don't fucking know yeah I was gone all weekend I came home yesterday I drove I went to Perennial I went to my buddies I made a stop here but everything was local I didn't go nowhere I mean once I got off the fucking plane I just ran two errands what I did I went to the wheat store with this one yeah

so somewhere along that fucking line I got a nail on my goddamn car which who gives a fucking it's gotta do with the price I we still gotta take forward but that's what you wake up to on a Monday yeah it kind of sucks and I kept thinking let me just put the bicycle tire on that motherfucker I didn't want to get rained on for a bicycle tire so that thing's a nightmare too now I gotta change the thing twice why waste energy let me just bang it out the one time I keep putting air in there and praying so it's a half mass right now yeah but that's the work ethic you have I could see that your work and I always go I always look at me Lee and I sit here night after night having conversations about different podcasts what makes different podcasts work what doesn't make it work

and you're a great example of what who is supposed to you put it up you tweet it you tweet it again you tweet it again you put a clip up that's what you need to do in today's fucking economy man to make a splash a big guess you're not annoying about it you have you had Bill Paxton last week yeah I don't know how the fuck you scored that savage yeah it's awesome as crazy as it might sound you have guests that are actually about the topic that you're talking about it's it's amazing yeah how like especially like you like could it be bringing on a lot of comedians who might not have like if you brought me on the show I'd be a waste on the show yeah because I don't know anything about music but you bring people who actually have

interesting music things to talk about and it's just great man I had Joe Travers on today and he's the guy who's in charge of the entire zappa music collection it's all on tape and you know the tape can rot away and everything so he's in charge every day full-time job of baking the tapes keeping them conditioned balancing them on to another piece of tape all this it's like a non-stop he has a day he has all the master recording yep all the masters and he's constantly working with him because they reissue all all kinds of records and stuff all the time and he's in charge he's called the vault meister it's cool and he said there's over a thousand tapes so imagine like that's just a full-time job isn't that cool

do you feel like you missed your calling who me yeah no no way man I don't want to be the vault vault meister I mean what an interesting job isn't somebody doing something aren't they doing something with Prince's music I heard it's going back on iTunes next week you know what is his music it's been off since the since he passed so his music was taken off iTunes it was on for a while and then he took it off and and and then it was on again and then he passed away and it was gone again so I heard it's coming back next week he was one of the last holdouts I think remember like the Beatles and him like five years no I think there's a couple people holding that yeah

even if she's dizzy for a while was holding yeah I can't find a lot of shit on there sometimes I asked my wife I get back home she said it wasn't on there yeah I looked three times I went on the other way I can't find like that's fucking weird that that whole yeah speaking of what's down then I'm driving somewhere my wife we got a baby said that we're gonna go to dinner I'm fucking driving tonight stay where the heaven comes on you know yeah and guys that are our age know you know stay where the heaven came on also somebody from the neighborhood died yeah you put Led Zeppelin 2 in there also Led Zeppelin 4 in there and something about that song you know it's just something about that song that even like I was right there is when it came to me

I go Led Zeppelin was never gonna lose that court case yeah it was never gonna happen they took the two dudes back to the room and said listen this music has become a part of American society yeah let's pretend they stole the chords what you did yeah what you motherfuckers did you two nasty motherfuckers what you did I can't get mad did you listen to your version yeah you make sure you want to shoot yourself make sure you want to shoot yourself I'm sure people say that about my jokes maybe like hey man maybe somebody could do that joke better but yeah it's such a part of American society that at this point it would be so destructive to go to for that song to have an asterisk nest to it like to go out like Pete Rose yeah like you know Sam like it would just be too

much for that song to go out like Pete Rose yeah and right there it came from I go this song could never ever get us you know and I know that there's YouTube videos yeah I mean there's facts those songs are facts but listen to those songs they weren't going nowhere yeah three black dudes yelling about something I don't know what there's one song that you listen to they yelling about something he took it and fucking cleaned it up I'm sorry guys his $50 is a bottle of wine to which it's over it's ours oh my god it's crazy what they did was up crazy but they took everything to a different fucking level man oh man and you know you hate to say all this shit as a comedian and whatever the fuck we do you know you don't want somebody to pilgrimage in your jokes or

whatever but this is a different type of pilgrimage they said listen we're gonna take this and make this 20 times better than it was and we're not gonna give you a dime for it we're just gonna show you what way you fucked up you know stay away to heaven solo till this fucking day oh man it's the top it's Jimmy Page's soul isn't there's just some solos that you listen to and you know who's fucking around who's doing it for the girls you know what solo has always killed me Angus on touched too much at the end oh and the one on that one we talked about overdose that's one of my favorite guitar pieces by him but he just gets down and dirty you can feel it on the end there he's just going for when bonds just keeps going oh you're my dose you know and Angus is just killing

it i'm making through we'll see you're as tough as fucking nails let me give some shoutouts here real quick andrew rogers i love you peter mendaburr jeffrey collins always on point live like jay bailey legal michael ziggler donovan sickler alexander gonzalez and my main man the king of slinging dick current michael you know i love you motherfuckers don't forget valentine's day i'm at flappers and don't forget the 23rd to the 25th i'm at the house of comedy in minneapolis motherfuckers how you like me no i'm gonna go up there freeze my ass off from minneapolis but i don't give a fuck who wants to go these towns in the summer you want to go in it it's a natural fucking habitat you understand me lee stop breathing heavy i'm gonna send you

home to put your pajamas on okay i have pajamas on and yeah who doesn't like pajamas for the super ball you probably had slippers i don't like slippers so you just sat there with those two hoops just hanging out there marinating i love it yeah marinating those jew hoops you can't you can't get bro he's got an oschwitz toe it's a toe that's as hard as fucking stone he ever taps you with it you're going down it's like a steel boot a steel boot it kicked me one time in jujitsu my leg was swollen for three weeks oh my gosh a little oschwitz toe it got burnt oh it's nice and fucking hard lee's riding that acid yep he's going deep into the murky yeah how's it treating me i'm okay i'm uh i feel like this is another down period you're hungry no okay no that's how you know oh what it plays

with you lee this acid's gonna play with you all night you know you see a canister a weed over there yeah when i leave i'm gonna put that in the middle of the table when i come back the moment to be empty because that's gonna be your answer right there that's how if you smoke that with the savage tonight your business ideas are gonna come to you your life's ideas are gonna come to you you know every all the answers to your questions i'm gonna leave you an album in there i'll leave you a nice album to meditate what do you think we should leave my johnny cash or something the essential johnny cash and you're straight lee just said sure that was awesome how many times did your trip growing up brother well you know i liked mushrooms way better i was the opposite i took acid

like four times once was at a concert and that was like whoa you know what i mean like way too strong i remember it felt like the uh stadium was breathing like this and i was just like oh i better go ride this out it was like motley crew white snake yeah it was like it's funny when you connect the breathing with the wall you know it's happening to me with anything with the tv with a picture a mirror oh my god yeah my computer spins freaking me out right now oh my god if you trip in front of a mirror that's like torture yeah especially when you catch yourself tripping yeah and you see yourself in the mirror tripping like the devil's advocate yeah lee stop rubbing your head stop looking in the mirror shut the computer down i'm not looking in the mirror i'm just i'm just sweating this

for Jesus lee look at you lee this shit hasn't even hit me that's how hey that's how i felt an hour ago on that weed oh my god he's on the weed and you know what i put two drops in this on each of it yeah because i put one at the house i knew this wasn't one thing you know me dawg we go deeper more lang was like i had time to fuck around with you joey went two times on him hey joey two times yep yep joey two drops oh my god i'm bringing my own sugar cubes next time thanks for bringing his own sugar cubes i got a box of those things lee oh i have a box of sugar cubes my wife found them the other day she's like what the fuck it is yeah then i showed her the sit of debt yeah the sit of debt fuck what is wrong with you

she just walked out of the room she said that that was hilarious it didn't hit you huh i feel something but not i feel the edibles i think right i feel something i'm immune to this shit oh my god i'm immune to this shit it's it's been it's sad yeah it's very sad it's very sad to know that i'm kind of immune to this shit that's crazy right like it's not that it doesn't affect me it's i won't even let it affect me oh yeah like i've done it so much now i can control the whole thing through breathing but it is crazy if you're not going to be taught me any of these breathing techniques or any of these tips that's where you gotta clear your mind every time listen man i think about this shit all the time i write about it you know because i'm interested in human

behavior my biggest asset for years and mescling years and all those giggly years yeah was from 80 to about 83 where i giggled every week and i had to i would die yeah you know and the last hour of the trip was me alone coming down thinking about what was going on in my life breaking it down you know trying to put everything in place but those six or seven you know talent lee yeah lee you met with your friends at six oh yeah you ate him at six fifteen with beer yeah by 8 30 you're on fire oh absolutely and you're bumping into people lee like lee this is a different experience i would head straight to the wood so what time is it now in in order to end in that we took it at 7 30 right right we took it at 7 o'clock right oh at 10 o'clock you'll be on fire

if everything goes well what time is it now an hour you got an hour to get to the hospital i can't see that at all fuck go to the hospital in time i did ask it two hours ago give me the fucking detonator what's it something to give you yeah like when you get stuck by a snake what do they give you the anti-venom anti-venom yeah tell them to give you the anti-venom but i don't need to go to the hospital do i no we're just teasing you okay if you want you got an hour to go over there and tell them to give you some charcoal i don't want to go to the hospital and they'll take your name and number they'll give you a picture of the fbi they'll stick a telescope up your ass and see what else you got up there that's already there now with all this happening so i just want

you to know before you go to the hospital okay oh they'll look for warrants they'll see if you're chan molester you're going there with that green t-shirt on you never know you know what i'm saying hell yeah me yeah i shouldn't have gotten dean hide to that that was a mistake i didn't know no it's fun it's good no i didn't know i was gonna flatten dean i really didn't oh i thought your tolerance was a little high oh no i could see you wanted to play with five when you walked in he was snooping around yeah containers you should look on that pipe so i think you had something in your mind i didn't even offer it to you yeah if you don't get high you don't get high i don't know why you give a fuck people think like everyone's gonna i don't like you know listen man the best part

about people who don't get high is when they do take a hit yeah they go deep and it's enjoyable for them totally they go eat after this like you're gonna leave here yep and you're stopping somewhere will you eat sugar tonight no no no still you're off it oh yeah nine months now how many pounds 36 no sugar yeah none what's for breakfast again i will i wake up i have either uh steel cut oatmeal or i do a protein shake and uh a piece of toast with uh almond butter and some fruit lee would die if he had to eat almond butter yeah that did not tell like a piece of toast and fruit strawberries and um and uh blueberries that sounds nice no meat at all oh well i have meat at lunch what do you have for lunch then lunch i'll usually do like uh you know uh like let's say

either eggs you know like for lunch like an omelet or uh some quinoa and uh shit like that black beans chicken original jose don't know the quinoa no not not not there when i'm there i was just there with russell peters what did you eat that day i ate the um i got green beans and the hamburger steak the hamburger steak is delicious oh man i love you don't eat bread no bread zikio bread remember i can eat that zikio bread lee you're taking notes i want you on the zikio diet yeah in two weeks you'll fucking be ripped to shreds lee if i came in here with a zikio bread you throw me and the zikio bread off let me ask you something can he eat chicken wings on this diet he can but not the breaded ones what about the ones with frank's hot sauce yeah he can eat those yeah then i'm

no sugar in that frank's hot sauce it's a little bit it's not like ketchup or something you know so you don't eat ketchup i don't i go mustard mustard has no sugar no i love mustard i love mustard i love it that yellow i like the yellow mustard on the hamburger oh good googly moogly dude dude i wish i had it now with no bun no bun a little ham a little mustard on it you fucking put it in a lot of people use mustard in sauces yeah like the base it would be a mustard whatever and it's fucking delicious i didn't know it was i don't know nothing about me and the chef i'm just a fat fuck i love it you know a lot of people ask me if i'm not like i don't know nothing i don't know i don't want to know nothing yeah if i got a pound chicken i'd rather get raped

if i got a pound like a chicken cutlet and see what the chicken really looks like yeah the pausing shit everything get ready i don't want to see nothing all right i don't see no fucking animals in this primitive form i want to see it in the last condition that's i want to see the head don't want to see the eyes i don't want to see what it looks like raw i don't know do i want to fucking see it nothing yeah give it to me well done or medium red butterfly that motherfucker and put some sour cream mashed potatoes let me go to work here yeah hell yeah a chopped salad yeah look at lee he's floating now it's all over lee you need one more drop no thank you you want to smoke a bowl sure because i'll put a drop in the bowl don't really send this oh

shit last week tell him what we smoked we smoked a mushroom last week in the bond oh you smoked a mushroom fucking blinded i'm like tremendous he saw the devil yeah look at me he's freaking out how is that me look at me sweating from his stomach i'm just sweating a lot man why are you sweating lee you you're working yourself up into nothing i'm not working myself up by just i'm just sweat dude coming out of me no no but i see you're working yourself up stop working yourself up all right nothing's gonna happen your family i feel fine you're making noises you're thinking about what's paula gonna say you're 28 years old you're the captain of the enterprise you understand you don't have to go see dog movies all right dog movies that's hilarious

i like that time that's when i was really tripping when he was talking about that and he said what the fuck and i couldn't even comment i used to go to i think i've been the body's being every twice in both times i got sick yeah you go there i used to go to that hollywood one right there you know it's a drinking spot yeah it's a rocker that's why i went yeah they got pool tables it's great yeah but i didn't really eat there i didn't really eat there you know i mean forget what i went there for managers meeting once or something yeah a bunch of people met and then i went and i'll meet people after like a comedy store spot for a football game i went in there and there were some crazy people yeah and that was it really and then really been a big

and then i went to this one to watch a UFC fight oh yeah i went up the bottom clap is i went there with my family wife oh yeah shoot me that's the one i went to yeah i went over there but mr turkey club over here unbelievable not turkey club turkey is that fucking club turkey club that's hilarious i don't want a burger i want to go eat one of these next shows i gotta get out of the house at night i gotta make a change yeah let's do it you know paul mooney always said if you want to write good material you gotta be entertained to really write you gotta be always entertained you know and it makes sense i try to entertain myself with various different fucking ways and torturing people but it's not enough entertainment isn't enough anymore

this isn't enough anymore this isn't entertainment for me you were to live your whole life without eating an edible you would have never thought of eating an edible probably yeah you would have never thought of smoking you would have smoked twice more in your life you would have been staying at home every night in boston at the movie theater you would have probably had a different job by now you would have gone to visit mom three nights a week and get a free meal i know you yeah you were the drill of the hour think how your horizons have changed it's crazy it's amazing you got a girlfriend you do some acid we do some mushrooms everything is in moderation it's like we're out friday and saturday night drinking and doing fucking drugs that's what i'm saying like that's

like this is not human experiments here oh this is perfect when they will go four drops i forgot we put two we'll do four drops on wednesday i really get the party started four drops that's when you wake up in the ambulances what happened i don't know wow yeah i just jumped off the fucking building over here four drops man wow joey four joey four drops lee four drops hey because i did a drop at the house i let it melt and then i put another piece in here oh my god that's so funny oh my look at him look at him look at him he's squeezing his titties yeah it's fucked up bro stop breathe it's breathe out your nose come on that's so funny stop thinking about i'm not thinking about anything yes you are that's i'm sitting here having a conversation with my man dindo rizzy and i'm

see they're coming for you they're not coming for me they're coming for you no they're not i can hope to go and look at the assets in your pocket no it's not yes it is oh shit i'm putting your jacket pocket over there just i don't have a jacket yes you do i would never do that thing think how much fun you've had we've had fun fuck yeah it's fun you didn't die you didn't get sick it's not like we're shooting harrowing it's not like you're drinking 52 shots for no reason we just this was all a light dose two hits is a light dose lee i don't know what you're talking about but this is a big dose no tomorrow we'll do four and the next week we'll take it to eight six boom until we finish it this is the this is black history month we're celebrating black history

month out of respect for frederick douglas people have been bad mouthing them lately and we're going to do acid fucking every other podcast this month sure yeah sure sure poor lisa yeah he's thinking about moving home look at him he goes to every other podcast that's quite that's once a week that's twice a week when do the whole month of february on the hitter sit that's that one thing for black history hit a sit month what the fuck is it now i hit it for myself thank god i always do this i hide the sit from myself how nice what's the next band you were going to plan to go see man i'm hoping to see metallica this sunday at uh palladium as it's sold out well i don't know what's going on it's like they're playing the grammys and then that night they're going to do a show

at the palladium and uh it's like city bank putting it on or something but i'm trying to get into that oh okay so city bank it's for city bank coin holders it might be yeah or it could be also fan club i don't know but i'm gonna get in somehow now they have a new album that's incredible come on yeah i can't believe it come on i swear i can't believe it's out oh yeah yeah it was number one for a couple weeks what a fuck do i live yeah this won't say it i gotta get my life together i understood the album was coming out oh yeah it was number one already for two weeks oh yeah let me get you a song off this so lee look this one up okay dude this thing is i didn't fucking know there's nobody tells me dick lee you're gonna charge the music if i'm gonna charge the music

we're gonna be stuck pretty small it's time we both got our act together lee we gotta get on top of this shit maybe we'll hire reigning basio okay lee yes sir put on this song right here okay i can't read right now so you don't have to tell me what okay spit out the bone metallica you gotta hear this spit out the fucking bone yeah wait to hear this jelly how long have they been around for 32 33 this year yeah here you go listen to this it's metal oh my god the the uh the brick album covers i'm moving rockin

oh my god that's not that that was great when it came on he just went no oh my god that's scary okay that's hilarious i always thought that people just retired one days so they in all these years they only had one person they'll change the bass player that left that time uh two different bass players one died then they got a replacement jason and then he quit and now they have the third bass player now jason has his own band though no he he did he did yeah and then i don't know what happened he put out a thing called newstead like two years ago was smoking and then it just stopped it was awesome man so the new guy the trail yep what's his name it's uh it's uh i'm telling you this shit makes you forget these years we're getting

yeah right uh trahelio trahelio yep he's good he's good yeah he's all in he's all in oh yeah he's i mean he's great it's like what band did he come from uh he was in uh suicidal tendencies pretty sure that's the band look that up we it's uh suicidal tendencies i'm pretty sure trahelio how do you spell his name truquillo yeah t r u j i l l o truquillo truquillo like i don't know fucking trumps nephews over here at this point i'm supposed to be able to okay yeah i have a spanish accent i'm sorry look up his groups try to or his groups yeah bands discography yeah i'm just a he has a lot of them he has jerry cantrell black label society

infectious groups suicidal tendencies suicidal tendencies glenn typed in mass mental all the osborne glenn tipped in yeah make chicalica this guy's fucking experienced oh my god yeah yeah he's been through the fucking yeah he replaced rudy sarzo yeah exactly he was like the rudy sarzo yeah yep he was a nazi you know he was nazi also yeah he played nazi fuck so these guys get stronger and they just move into stronger bands it seems like yeah why is there so many personal changes in heavy metal now i think it still comes down to money you know like the lead guy this long what's hazy take home oh let's yeah what's he pay his band give me an example of what is going on the music industry like i don't know what those guys are

making now but let's say a big guy back then was probably making like you know five grand a week plus per diem you know maybe more i don't know all right when the eagles incorporated yeah it was glenn fry the drummer yeah don henley and they put the other guy in joe walls but the guitar player and the other guy at work who are fucking employees yeah nice money i'm not gonna lie to you oh yeah money but they were employees they got nothing from the recording nothing right yeah i think so they i think they were just like hired on at what point did they get brought on did they well when they did that reunion tour they went out with all the guys right you know but what happens is there's dudes that quit and then the other dudes keep it going and then the

guys that quit go hey i want to come back and they're like well you quit for years we kept this gone so you can't just step right into the same partnership you know what i mean and what is the usual partnership like if i let's say tomorrow fucking sound guard and fired came whatever the guitar player yeah and i became the guitar player you would just be a hired gun that's it yeah forever because once the other three see the more money the pie share go that they're not gonna ever they're like we'll just hire a guy you know what i mean why chisel now there's that guy gonna be in on recording sessions doesn't he get a cut of the recording sessions yeah they'll take care of them for that yeah yeah he'll he'll not like what everybody else is getting if he comes up with

something then he could get like songwriting credit while they were you know working on music but some bands uh you know i think look at it is like well you know you're you're an employee so you work for us so you record your tour you're whatever you know i mean look at you right now right now you're an independent contractor you don't have an agent you gotta go that's helping you as your manager he helps you book some stuff but pretty much you do all the bookings i don't have any manager oh he's not managing you no i don't have any manager or agent you're out there a lone wolf of society yeah okay so now you're a lone wolf of side you're gonna bang it out for two more years and finally this young kid that grew up with a dad who's a rocker is an assistant

somewhere yeah and he's gonna come up to you and go hey man i really dig it i've been trying to talk this guy my idiot boss into fucking uh booking you but he says you need to be a little bigger i believe it how about i put you like six seven weeks you know and you and him put six or seven weeks together you make a little bit of money you lay this guy gets promoted he's a junior agent and fucking gersh yeah and you're his first client you know so now he could spread his wings a little more now you gotta raise your selling tickets boom boom then you get another raise with this guy so now you've probably gotten like three raises you've been with him for five or six years now you have to get a manager you're not making top top kevin heart money so you don't really have to worry

but you're making money at an age where every dollar counts yeah you're not 22 no more you know what i'm saying yeah at some point you want to skip away from this game buy a ranch somewhere and that's it play the guitar and watch your toenails grow yeah you know what i'm saying like that's the truth i don't care whatever the fuck it is yeah you'll still make some money and you'll still do this and you'll still do that but for the most part yeah do you feel it's fair that this manager comes on you have to give him everything you're making when you and this other guy he's been booking you for five or six years he's gotten you the pretty good fucking money i come in here and i'm like i'm gonna be your manager deem that right you have to give me 10% of your road money

the same road money that you and i that you and this agent have been working for yeah how do you feel about that man how you gonna deal with them do you say listen i can't give you as much as him because he's been here from day one well yeah i think people will take a cut because they're like at least they're getting something you know part of the money you know i what i always would do is like if somebody wanted to manage me i would say okay anything that you get and bring to me will split but everything i get is just on my own oh no that's me that's my philosophy totally all the way through yeah if you got your name on my imdb and you got your name on my other thing that you were supposed to submit to and some of the fucking calls me at the house guess what i'm cutting you to

fuck out obviously that shit didn't stick out you better change the name of the company to a lot of a so they can see it first because really that's what it is yeah a few years i got that yeah they call you sit up to pay the big yep they know that if they don't call the agent they say 300 a little better hotel room a little bigger trailer you know with a good agent you get all these little things i got your gallon of water yeah i got your mustache i got you this without that agent you won't get those little things that's what i did for years yeah and you see the difference before being a fucking greedy fuck for a ten dollar difference yeah one day i just said no you gotta call my agent and once i started telling people to call my agent guess what happened yeah i got no word yeah yeah

yeah yeah they're looking for people to know fucking agents yeah yeah you know it's so creepy they're looking for people with no agents yeah so they could go right this job pay scale plus you get a hotel room okay totally then two years later you find out that the guy that comic that couldn't shine your shoes he was at three yards guess what they were paying him they were paying him 2,500 an episode yeah a hotel room a plane ticket and meanwhile you're like what the fuck did i do yeah if i would have got an agent that have half a heartbeat he would have got me some fucking dough you know yeah i got a guy left that i feel bad about not the sharpest guy in the shit but i love him because he'll do exactly what you tell him to do yeah and that takes balls

yeah he'll if you tell him listen tell him 50,000 for a roll they ain't gonna give you 50,000 for a roll but you just have a good time and send this guy in there 50,000 he'll call you back stuttering like Lee listen listen listen they almost hung up on me but listen it's a good thing they really want you they really want you they really want you so they're not gonna give you 50,000 yeah that's off the table it's a 100-dollar day movie joy that's why i told you 50,000 because i don't want the roll yeah yeah yeah i want them to hang up on you i had this one roll these people would not leave me the fuck alone an emcee with one arm they wanted me to put the tuxedo on and tuck my arm away behind my back yeah and i had one arm on stage they couldn't figure out i was

gonna do it they went from a hundred dollars to two thousand a day wow that's how much this agent beat him up i kept saying get him a 1500 then he would call me back are you gonna confirm on that and i go get him for 1715 wow i had this guy going in and out of there for about 10 days like an animal that he is he had to deal the entire time this is a hundred dollar low budget film yeah i said for them before i go in there and let's send me the fucking cast list i want to see who's in this movie there's nobody yeah i'm like wait a second i'm not doing this for 100 miles a day so i send fucking godzilla in there yeah like i said godzilla's not the smartest guy but he'll go in there like a fucking like nothing dog yeah yeah i can call him back get me 250 yeah i'll do it for 250

do you want to commit let me check my dates i call you in the morning i'll call him in the morning go those dates aren't any good get him for 500 and then he would get me the fucking date for a nickel we'd why fuck with him for five or six days unbelievable i did this for a while with this dude that is so finally said fuck it 2000 flat a day three days oh my god it was a score yeah i just did about 100 yeah we worked them from a yardstick yeah fuck you in your 100 day movie i didn't move to california doing a lot of fucking day movies i hate talking about money on the podcast but i want you guys to listen to this know that don't come to you and go all we could give you 100 miles a day but meanwhile they could give you 10 000 dollars a fucking day they just don't want to do it and

they are giving 10 000 a day and they are giving 10 000 people who have like a good agent tell or somebody who asked for it i finally realized listen if you don't ask for it you're not gonna get it yeah the worst thing they could say is i can't do that but they're not not gonna give you the job so ask for it yep if i don't want to do the fucking job i'm gonna hit them with a number that's gonna rock their fucking world yeah i want them to hang up the phone and that's okay i don't want to do the job yeah you know i don't want to be in that movie i don't want to do this i don't want so yeah you have to ask for your value sometimes what you see yeah you know the problem with comedy is that when we get here we judge our value on how funny we are fucking this guy's got a tv show

i'm way funny in him you know not i killed behind them at the store i'm telling you he can't follow me he got to follow me at the cafe sir lurk he couldn't find you know oh that shit just goes in your mind and then one day you realize the business aspect of it yeah it's like even with that twister sister documentary we spoke about they were the bank account and nobody wanted to sign yeah sometimes that happens you know how frustrating that feeling is that's gotta be crazy right the catalog was in a vault is that what you said no the catalog was in the vault i thought you said the catalog was there like their catalog was in a vault or something

whose catalog oh no that was the podcast i was talking about a few hours ago no just right now never mind okay oh this is no we're talking about the twister sister documentary right how many times they failed and even this was a guy this was a band who had an audience that all you had to do was sign them you were gonna start making money right away this is something like i gotta sign lee and start from scratch and put them in tuscaloosa yeah and then build them up this is at the top the money machine this is the money machine dog so it's pretty interesting that no matter what level you always get fucking homes and bumps i'm sure eddie murphy wants movies that he don't get yeah you know i'm sure even stars like that like i want

i read that script i'd be perfect for it and they're like fuck you yeah you're 20 years too fucking old stupid i want to change the whole direction of the movie because you want to try to make a comeback suck my dick because yeah they're hustling scripts too tell it you know when you're not working you're hustling scripts if you are not well not even if you're well or who wants to sail away into the night in this fucking society yeah what i'm fucking working you know i don't like i said i don't have the patience to look at scripts noble i want to do stand up i want to do the podcast if the animal planet thing works so be it i'm ready to work with cats if it doesn't i'll move the fucking on or yeah we'll pitch a different idea you know but something that's

got to be in a micro setting i'm not like i'm not ready for all that picture anymore that's yeah i'm through yeah yeah i'm through with that shit i just want to do me lee a boom and let's go let's shoot this shit you got it yeah move on i gotta sit here for two hours you didn't turn the mic on go fuck yourself that's the quickest way to fucking get me on the channel how about a chanted fucking evening any more waters yeah here oh yeah everybody's fucking thirsty lee you want another water you're drinking any water you gotta dehydrate your sorry drink water that acid's burning a whole in your stomach this thing oh my god oh yeah what i'll do is give you a fucking water with a little acid in it a slow dilute it's like a mild

coffee you know what i'm saying fuck slow dilute every time you drink water you get a flashback that doesn't happen to you do we get fucked up on valkan oh yeah we get to check danio's that didn't oh yeah every time i smelled it just vomit you begin like you drink like vodka nice tea yeah then you go home and then you wake up in the middle of the night to get something to drink in his iced tea oh and it tastes like ass because you can still taste the valkan that's why i'll give you i'll give you a dilute let me give you a water let me give you let me give you a splash i'm not taking nothing that you're giving me come on don't you know like a cosby all of a sudden i think your uncle for five fucking years you don't trust me now i'm not doing anything that's hilarious

so you're doing a theater and then but when February 18th on a saturday night saturday night doing the su teatro theater and if you punch in the precode of candles lit you'll get a discount but yeah that's going to be interesting i love dimver man doing comedy there one of my top he's gonna talk to you out of the blue yeah he uh he listens to the podcast and i think he saw me the last time i was headlining out there it said hey you want to do it and i said let's do it he's done it right man he made an ad he's got radio ad and i got kind of a little cheap tv spot yeah he's going for it so he's going for it nothing wrong with that nope love it love it man while you're there you'll see a show or two you fly in on the 17th early you can fly burbank southwest

that's the best like a doctor right to ten two hours you'd ask don't oh i take the early one too the first non-stopper oh it's great you do burbank you go away burbank only god back sunday on the lords day no problem nobody gets that feelings hurt awesome right it's a beautiful fucking thing you know it's funny how i get kind of fucked up would stand up but once you're up there even like a national like i said friday and thursday night i had rough fucking sets the early shows but once i get into the flow that's it i'm early you know what i'm saying the only problem is that the new material i got wasn't doing anything right i fractured on it by friday i just got rid of it i'm like this shit ain't working oh man this shit ain't working i'm not trying this shit no more i

went back and put an extra material the notebook with the date on it i'm done oh that's the word this was a lot funnier on paper than what it was on stage you know what i'm saying this was a lot funny in my head than what it really was on fucking stage wow how long were you in on it 20 minutes i thought i had 20 minutes my first 20 minutes i was excited and shit it was like doom getting kicked on me i tried it the other night too and it didn't work who am i kidding i was just forcing it and i'm like this ain't working then i watched bill burr special the other day and it makes you feel bad as a comic but then it shouldn't because all that is is a result of hard work yeah totally he writes every day

yeah you know either the fucking comic strip tv show or his stand-up he dedicates real real time to it and i take my hat off to him and you know uh he's about to go into a different realm fatherhood yep it's a different set of fucking materials and jokes you know which i've opened up about a little bit but not really it's like you gotta keep something close to your heart at times you know so i still don't know how to uh act towards it like it's not like my whole fucking act because let's face i got the fucking disgusting thoughts going through my mind and shit at different times of the day yeah i can't just say i'm a full-time fucking dad and i feel this way and i'm giddy and i fly around with butterflies and shit because i really don't you still gotta figure out how to

keep the lights on and uh totally how to fucking uh you know keep doing what you do and get your rest and be healthy you know it's so weird how we both turn into the health thing the last couple years yeah once you this is the shit we could and i tell the only time you know there's this shit that we didn't take care of when we were 30 and 32 that comes back to bite you in the ass it does man and then later on you gotta go back to these drastic measures anyway yeah if i could have done it all over again i would have got rid of soda when i was like 25 i would have got rid of juices yeah you know totally uh i would have continued my exercise routine even if it was something at home if i couldn't make a move to the gym i'd still do 50 squats 50 push-ups 50 burpees

you know yeah i'd still try to do all those things you know uh sleep jesus christ yeah that's the one i don't do at all that's number one i casted sleep off for 10 years yeah that's number one that's the one that ages you yeah that's the one that fucks up your biological clock that's the one that fucks up your central nervous system you know when you're doing bumps or coke at four in the morning yeah and you have to slept for 20 hours it does something to your oh you know when you're doing meth or whatever the fuck you're doing it shocks the central you know that's why the first year acupuncture she said to me she goes i'm just getting rid of trauma every week yeah all the trauma your body went through i gotta get rid of it one step at a time little by little you know and then

after that then i gotta heal it then i gotta build your chi up but for starters i got all that shit traumatizes your body sleeping in a van yeah you know bombing drinking whiskey eating bad pussy yeah you lose fucking marks at every level you know dirty food oh my god the diet i was on oh god 2000 just i remember 2008 yeah was just i went on this fucking sabbatical attack starting like a 99 you know yeah my metabolism shut completely down i wasn't living in boulder anymore i wasn't living with the high altitude which burns calories naturally i wasn't walking anywhere no more i'd become a road comic yeah and instead of taking advantage of the gyms at the hotels and shit i wasn't doing that either i was just eating and eating that you know like onion

rings i was never really listen i controlled myself yeah after i moved new york city the fried stuff oh yeah the mozzarella sticks but i would you like that stuff at all i love it but it's like that shit's death i come from lord bergen new jersey where italians were fucking roomed i think i've eaten three mozzarella sticks in my life and that's it i don't even know what a mozzarella stick like came out here i didn't know what's around oh man i never saw one of those things in the fucking east coast i can love those things i like wet muts sliced in on a fucking prosciutto sandwich with some roasted peppers and shit there's some vinegar no i'm all in mother fucker but that other shit i don't know what the fuck you're talking about i really don't yeah oh i love

that you don't give me the paperwork least i ever used to stare into fucking space and look around dream of having pyjamas on your shit see it ain't that badly i'm i'm fine i'm just it circles around yeah just hurt that circle around we'll do another drop not really we'll dilute it with a little water it's been diluted it and then we'll dilute it with a little water below let me see give me water no give me half drink it down to under the blue off it i'm doing bro it's gonna calm me down a little bit i could see it already it's gonna calm me down i could see in your forehead you're losing energy and shit this is like a red moon day trust me i've been doing this for 30 years would i lie to you yes i'm like the red mix would i lie to you when i lie to you that wouldn't

fucking lie to you you're the number one fucking producer in the game how am i gonna lie to you though yeah you made fucking mince meat out of nothing look at you over there rubbing your little chubby good jewish head and shit thinking about the numbers what are you gonna tell paul and paul is gonna find out no i don't care about that she's sleeping yeah she doesn't care she doesn't care at all you got a cool one huh yeah she's really much she's you want to take a drop home for her putting her coffee for the no she has to go to the courthouse tomorrow courthouse so uh whatever wherever she works two drop jerry two drops wherever she works not the courthouse but hey wherever she works get a little blast of this in the morning no joey two drops a little

pink floyd for her in the morning before she takes the train see what happens give her stuff yes she would happen what's gonna happen she ain't gonna be mad at you you know open up her mind you're gonna sit there you know watch law and order with her and then i'll come to her you know yeah she stays home that's good but you're talking about what she's already at work when this happens no no no you don't tell him not to go to work that you dosta just dosta when she's in the shower that'd be fun one day to do yeah that could happen she comes she eats breakfast at dost and then said yeah i gotta tell you something you know i love you can't go to work like qualin sick why because in 16 fucking seconds you're gonna start feeling things down your spine and

shit it's gonna hit you heavier than it hits me i've had basic training with uncle joey you've had no training i make you either half a stone we giggle like two fucking momos i'm just dosing you with america's finest fucking look at you off of them puff i'm okay i'm okay i'll just see for how long you want me to call the ambulance no i'm okay you sure yeah there's no ambulance no i'm okay i'm fine did you smoke some more of that weed we could if you want to that's what you need you need to take a hit of the savage you need to hit this other shit the godfather okay that's what you need you need to calm down a little i smoked the whole fucking thing this time one hit ain't gonna do nothing for nobody you gotta fucking hit this thing like it owes you 20 dollars

what's that stuff joey this is the godfather this is a fucking indica directly from the jungles what was that other one we smoked 24 carat from perennial and fucking 24 both of them are from fucking perennial knocking motherfuckers out 24b yeah it's so funny because uh i would never bounce i'd still be wearing white cotton underwear if me undies didn't come into my life i really would i didn't even know underwear like me undies existed i didn't know underwear like me undies would be comfortable i mean don't get me wrong i've seen other types of briefs but they weren't for me i'm an old school boxer and an old school fucking cotton whitey tidy whitey type of guy i don't even like black underwear i see black underwear isn't a guy you should

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there leave it on there no no no no no no go ahead come on look at them look at them like i deal with you see this no no give me the fucking pipe because i'm gonna hit you in the head with it because you aggravate me on purpose go like this straight lift straight thing and light it don't light it like this like a candle there you go now leave it there for a second go a little closer tilt it to two o'clock there you go you say i gotta deal with that no no no no no no no no leave the pipe on the fucking fire do you do you see this baby hits do you see what he's doing to me baby hits he wants to embarrass me in front of the church i'm gonna try to embarrass anybody huh oh you're what i'm just i have never smoked with this pipe before just

you've been smoking with that pipe for the last week of it not really oh jesus christ i guess i gotta deal with anyway paula was cooking what last week when i caught the west african peanut chicken it was delicious it was it it it uh i love peanut sauce and it was it was really good we made some jasmine rice came with it it was delicious it was it was it it was the best blueprint that we've had i loved it i'm gonna make it again i'm gonna came with jasmine rice i think so but it came it would work with anything i think it would work with beef i think it would work with uh chicken it obviously worked with chicken it could probably maybe work with fish who knows but it was just it was really good it was easy to make

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a sharp kid so we have to do this again sometime you know get together again you know but i love that you came on and you smoke you volunteered to smoke the death you know yeah we don't fuck around with raw materials here everything we bring into the studio is a hundred percent you're gonna get killed i had to take the ride with you guys yeah this is no fucking we don't play in here when i go to the weed store they know this new girl they got yeah she's a professional last three batches she's given me she told me this is what you want yeah that stuff is killer man little dirty white chick with freckles yeah they know their reefer man from the midwest they know their reef i guess so not these little fucking hollywood valley girls they just look good and they sell you what you know

i'll sell you junk yeah on that blue purple shit these little dirty white chicks in the midwest i love dirty feet yeah she had yoga pants on she's all warped and shit but she knows how to smoke a weed so that's all i can't fuck about that shit yeah lee you survived you're like the tom brady of podcast you know that no i'm not who's better than you nobody lee nobody i broke your balls for 10 20 days about that acid for three weeks i've been tormenting them it's at the house boiling and i got another batch in this batch we got about two months of acid oh yeah we're going into acid training look at lee got all depressed all this i'm not depressed i like it it's just it's it's a big it's a big process what process what do you mean what you go home tonight you have

a milkshake you go to bed we do it again tomorrow night with different strain i'm not gonna see i'm i'm not gonna see bed yeah before wednesday nah you'll be asleep tonight no listen dog you said banister weed i'm gonna leave you with that whole container weed yeah when i come back here tomorrow that better be all gone that's gonna be you till six in the morning token token when you leave here you go to noble diamond you get two eggs bacon some toast you go home nice when you belly fill and you call the knife nah that's how professional that's how you do it don't go home and cook don't go home and talk to nobody you want to talk to nobody you're not gonna talk to nobody nothing to talk about you're gonna get your two eggs down the corner the waitress wants

to talk to you talk to for two minutes after that you walk in the house about six thirty as she's getting up you don't know nothing where were you i don't know i bumped into some Martians they made me take something nobody knows nothing you think i'm gonna tell my why nothing my wife saw the sugar cubes she didn't see the acid she thought but what do i give a fuck right or wrong yep as long as i don't say nothing as long as they don't see it it didn't happen yeah i'm not sorry if i always remember that my friend if they don't see it it didn't fucking happen unless you bring a clam or take a picture or tweet it like a half a fag nah you'll be fine we're surrounded by clam i love you motherfucker see you wednesday night eight o'clock same back time same back channel

don't forget to support my brother dean delray february 18th in denver what's the name of the theater su teatro can they go to your website to get tickets yep yep and there's a link uh a code candles lit get you a discount discount for you so you nice go have a great time i love you cocksuckers see you wednesday night eight p.m same bad time same bad channel two we're doing we did two tonight we'll do four doses wednesday night i love you guys stay by pay for every dance selling each romantic there won't come a day when youth will pass away what will they say about me when the income's i've noticed but just to take a loss life goes on without me i'm just sitting alone

and i'm everywhere i go even though the body explains pay for every dance selling each romance oh what they say but there will come a day when youth will pass away what will they say about me when the income's i know never just to take a loss life goes on without me because i've got nobody nobody is for me nobody nobody is for me i'm so sad and lonely sad lonely won't stop this week mama gonna take a chance with me all of the time even on the beat on the on the on the beat but bozzy bozzy bozzy bub three bub i got nobody nobody is for me nobody nobody You got me

Little soul Little love song You got nobody Little love song Little love song I got nobody Nobody Nobody

Kills for me Nobody Nobody I So sad and lonely Nobody Nobody I

So sad and lonely So sad and lonely Won't stop sweet mama Gonna take a chance with me I ain't so bad Get it off my toe Little love song All the time

Get it on the beat Get it on the beat Get it off the toe Darling mama Baby sit Got nobody You got nobody Nobody

Nobody Nobody Nobody No one No one Got it Get it Got it

No one Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody just for me