Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #492 - Danny Brown

Episode Date: June 22, 2017

Danny Brown, a rapper from Detroit who has released multiple albums and mixtapes. a music video directed by Jonah Hill, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: Five Four Club - Go To Fivefourclub.com and use Promo code JOEY for 50% of your first month's package plus a free pair of sunglasses. ZipRecruiter - post your job to 200+ job sites with a single click for free at www.ziprecruiter.com/church   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout.   Recorded live on 06/21/2017.  

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And your uncle joey nice and easy. No drama. Listen to this One child grows up to be Somebody they just love to learn Another child grows up to be somebody you just love to burn Mom loves the both of them You see it's in the blood. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Listen to him That's beautiful Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me though? And that's crazy fucking sly was on his own. I told you I just found something the other day and I started listening. It was like one in the morning I must have put on six line the family stone now We're not to the other I'm like I forgot all about this And then I started listening to the other fucking crazy black dude with the dreds to godfather There's james brown and there's another crazy guy went to see him bolder White people love them. Oh ice cube sample Oh, George Clinton George Clinton the parliament

I'm telling you already trace. So, you know, I'm saying they recorded at a studio that was not too far from my neighborhood So that was always like a big deal. Is he still touring? Yeah, I'm actually doing this show with him next weekend No, no this weekend Well and cleo michigan at the fucking cannabis high times You know, we don't like to be around motherfuckers. This is on that weird shit jumping around, but you know as an envelope I gotta go grab you gotta go grab and it was no it's cool So i'ma dip in there and i'ma dip right out, you know, ain't a big deal might come out with a couple goodies You know, oh no, no that'll take that take a carrier. You know, so take a carrier. It's not a big deal

But yeah, actually jerry clinton is playing so Hopefully he's playing my day because it's a two-day thing. So I don't know what's day. I know i'm playing sunday. What's is on the bill? 50 cent was just great. I actually I actually used to live with tony ayo for like a few years It's coming up, you know, rap shit So it'd be good. Is 50 cent still rapping. He's still like, I mean, yeah But he's doing that tv show power He has a tv show now power. You've never seen power. No, I mean, it's it's pretty good. What is it on?

It's not on showtime. It's on stars. I think it's on stars. It's a who the fuck god star That's the fucking problem You know, I love 50 cents, but who the fuck That's like fucking You know showtime not everybody got showtime. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's like a fucking Puerto Rican HBO So nobody wants it. What the fuck am I gonna see on showtime? But yeah, I think that's the thing now bone thugs is on it It would just be great to see them. I wasn't one of them in jail

Somebody went to jail bone thugs back in the day. Oh, I remember flesh and bone was always locked up For like some bomb thrips or some crazy shit They were out here when I first moved out here, you'd see them Every night. Oh, okay, up and down. I mean, they were signed with easy, you know strip clubs Fucking comedy school boys, you know, I mean they were up and down every night you go home And somebody would tell you fucking I was at a party and bone stugs walked in and started harmonizing And white people love when you start harmonizing they go fucking bananas Don't I remember there used to be a comedy where dan cook really got popular

Was on the sunset strip across where the pink taco is now and stuff I don't know the names of these places where j davis used to book originally But across the street from there was a Miyagi There was a sushi place, you know, I have no idea from there. Lee. Well, you don't know the area Is it right here now? Like there's nothing there now, but there used to be A sushi place right across from there and went on Tuesday nights The same night of comedy that all you could eat and karaoke. Okay, and dog. It was like

In both urges of rerolling no Whitney and Bobby. Oh, oh, shit on Monday on Tuesday nights Whitney would walk in I heard one bro One night I was at the comedy store and people were wiping tears from their eyes walking down sunset because in those days Tuesday nights was Joe Tori night at the comedy store back then it was Joe Tori and his brother black night black night with Joe Tori and the dudes from st Louis And they had a great so nobody would come to the original room in those days Like the store was known as blacklite

So Tuesday you could have a spot in the original room and you just go fuck six people But I met I met booked a room Up by where the pink taco is I forget the name of that me josh wolf rogan Paulie shore the polo Mitch headberg that was like a great popping room on Tuesday Next to it then that room became what j. Davies took over And that became the comedy thing where I got thrown out for eating the chick's pussy in the freezer

And I had the eight ball me and brian holsman were the only guys that were banned from there And that was the same reason He threw a chair at the audience or something like that. He did something crazy But that it was well known that that Tuesday across the street People I'll never forget walking back from there And people were on sunset. She walked in that And just sang I always love you. Oh, yeah, and the place blew the place away. Yeah, who the fuck? You know, you're eating all you could eat dinner. Whitney Houston walks up. Yeah, it sings. I always love you

Then the word got out and then she came back like a month later with bobby brown She sang and then he went up there and sang something Then the word got out and Christina Aguierra She started going up there with the chick when she was a mass britney When britney was a fucking mass shaving the head and shit She went up there wouldn't matter with whitney and tried to out sing whitney And finally whitney felt bad for when they sang like a duet and everybody was cool. You know what I'm saying?

Damn, wait, she went up there. Come on. You can't not sing whitney. Yeah, you can't even smoke them rocks Whatever you do. Let me tell you something man. The other night I stayed in Maybe a week and a half ago I was tired. I was on the couch, but at 11 o'clock the bodyguard was coming out. Oh, shit And I said, you know what? I'm gonna stay up and watch the fuck. Have you ever seen that way? No, I don't think so I stayed up and watched the bodyguard It's not a cat No, it's not an academy award-winning movie, but I will tell you one thing

When you watch that movie If you have any humanity, you will cry a little bit like a tear come tear God damn whitney. What the fuck? Oh, yeah, just see him. Yeah, what the fuck happened when you watch these the reels Whatever the autopsy thing whatever like she was turned up from beginning Like that's one thing I didn't know. I thought I always thought like bobby put it on but they said like she got bobby more She was turned on listen to me dawg. Why did I tell this story till the end? What the fuck is their names? They had a car wash up a 9w when I was a kid the divin chenzos

Who years later they moved to boulder and opened up a mechanic shop, but the family had a car wash And one day we were sitting there. Whatever talking shit I went to a wedding and they were saying that you're not gonna believe who fucking comes into the car wash because she lived in angerwood You know, that's angerwood and angerwood cliffs is a big angle with like the hood Yes, she lived in she lived in angerwood cliffs. I think it's e like it like angle wood angle wood here No, it's you're talking about jersey, right jersey. Oh Anglewood she looked at angle wood. Yeah, I know jersey angle wood angle wood is with Yeah, John Travolta some angle wood build the first basketball player that we go from high school

Bill will it be some angle wood angle woods in old school? That's the restaurant I used to run out of on monday nights was an angle wood But she was an angle with cliffs and she would go and then get a car wash And they told me in 1987 Now even like 86 she had the the second album was out the first one you give good love and all that shit my grandma I love it. Oh, that's shit That was the get picked up from school sound that album is a fucking monster the first one she's a fucking monster It's like the first I couldn't escape when he used to or I need a baker dog

Listen, I need a baker throws heat It's like the first two shot days You want to hear some fucking crazy shit? You listen to the first two shot day out Yeah, no, uh, that was a whole new sound like that was your go. What the fuck was she thinking? Yeah, I was like ahead of his time. Yeah, we even now I got the greatest hits on the ipod. Well, I thought she was ahead of her time It always ends up on fucking But they were saying how she was a coke fiend and I go how the fuck do you guys know and she goes Because she licks the spindles and throws them in the backseat like a savage

So when they were vacuuming they'd see the fucking hundred spindles in the backseat. So we're going back to 86 87 So already then she was already doing bumps when she came up in jersey in the early 80s. It was everywhere It was fucking everywhere. That's crazy though. Somebody gave her a bump when she was modeling Somebody gave her a bump when she was modeling brawl and she never looked back. That's like what happened. That's crazy She grew up in the music business. Who the fuck knows who's in the studio one night? Exactly gave her a bump when she was 20 Like you said back in those days, it wasn't uncommon It wasn't like that shit was just like smoking weed or like the kids like now They doing xanaxers and drinking lean and you know, that shit is just what's popular

83 the big thing was restaurants that would let you go in and do coke Damn, so we you could just do a bump at the table and there was no big deal There were certain restaurants that you could go into and just have my enjoy the shit But there were certain restaurants that after dinner You would ask the waiter. Let me get a dish That is Crazy the waiter would come over you put like a hundred his hand he takes off and you could put an able on the dish and do little bumps That's that I tell you if there's a cop in the restaurant

I'll tell you, you know, that's what they look out for that was before like chain restaurants probably right But you gotta think though I could look at that like because like now our culture's like smoking weed everywhere You know, it's you you want to go to the place where you can smoke weed in but you got to think You doing bumps. It ain't really harming nobody but you like smoking weed. Everybody smell it to smoke blah blah blah Like I feel like that's more considerate to do Yeah, it's kind of more considering in a public atmosphere That I say it shouldn't be looked down upon

Somebody was here recently I remember there was like a six-year window. I didn't go back east And when I went back in 91, I asked people I would go into place. They were already telling me. No, no, no It's not the 80s no more. You just can't do bumps in here no more. Oh, yeah, you're talking about the bathroom And the bathroom. Oh, yeah, you can't it went it was like a culture change. I feel like once crack Probably like when crack did what it did and didn't a whole Reagan shit That's when all that shit just started being looked down upon to be honest Well, you got up too young to know. Well, here's what happened

Here's what exactly what happened that see the words got confused I always tell people that words paint a thousand pictures What became Cocaine all of a sudden every time there was a coke bus They threw the word cracking there the media threw the word cracking that because you get more time for crack Yeah, you do more time for crack. So everybody consider this crack, but I will tell you something. I remember Growing up in my godmothers. It was always weed on that block 148 in between Broadway and Amsterdam I went back in 85. There was no weed. I'll never forget all crack

No weed no more it was just straight up crack And what is it just like it doesn't make any money to sell weed at that time? If I could bring look even when I started hustling though, it was like me selling weed was like like You only hustles like people like anyone I first started hustling like selling weed they looked down on you kind of It was like you was on the block hustling But you too scared to sell crack type of thing like his crack was where it was at and some type of things I'm talking like late 90s. You know what I'm saying? So it was like you out here selling weed. That was like kind of like

What and some sense like you know what I'm saying? What a fucking world you're like the losers of the drugs I mean not losers, but you was like a denerced Lee I don't know we like what I'm not leave You know unless you had a house and you had a weed house in a spot But just a guy just trying to come on the corner where everybody got crack and you kind of say your little weed It's like man, but it was funny because let's say let me just say Detroit Let's just say by Coco's comedy club like one time I went to Coco's comedy club I was headed to Montreal

And uh, some guys And I knew they weren't gonna let me into Canada. I got fucked up for three or four days in Miami The first day I got to Detroit. I just slept And I was like, you know what bro? I got like 700 dollars I don't really need to go to Montreal I'm gonna go up there. They just stand around and hopefully they throw me up on stage like a dog What am I a fucking I said, fuck it Coco was just a few blocks down

Now leave remember when I was telling you that you deal with the same people So let's pretend I go into Db's neighborhood when he's a child, right? And I'm who's got weed db ago I got and I become friends with him and he'll tell me before I leave From now when you come to this name when you ask more fucking db Yeah, fuck me and here's my partner over here cloud and this is sunshine and if I ain't here you deal with them Okay, so every time I go I ask for db after about six or seven times I go db What else is cracking on the block and you'll go my home dog down the corner got xanax

But the motherfucker down across the street with the pit bulls He got cocaine with mexicans and shit and like well, let's take a rock down there. Give me an intro and you'll get Db you'll get like a coke from the guy for bringing me over The middle man and there's a middle man and then let's pretend That I just pull up and I go where's db And some dude comes up to me and goes man. Can I help you and I go now? I'm looking for db As db will walk over he'll go db

This is my motherfucker right here. Let me get fired out because all of a sudden he wants five in the 20 You're gonna make because he's trying to scan. It's a scam. No, that should be a it's a beef It's a beef and a hood like some shit like that happen. That's some shit to beef over It's crazy because you will be a pussy to let a nigga take your sale And that's what it was all about and that's what you would do that Like a motherfucker would take yourself. He could if he knows it's like, you know anything else in life like Going to jail. My fucking taking your snacks. You know what I'm saying? Like if you want a black and you want a corner with all those savages and everybody you got to think

It was some of us just out there hustling for gym shoes But you got some other fuckers out there hustling for motherfucking diapers in san francisco in 1985 though I went to a spot. I bought a bag of weed. I was going there for a long time And it was all brothers, but these brothers were right You knew it. Yeah And but they were polite and they were cool with me cute. But what up now? Let me get the 20 on that's it And one day I went over there and I asked for a dude

This is this is when I learned how serious it was it was 85 in san francisco people And then he five I saw more violence in san francisco what I ever saw And I had been going there a lot, you know, where's lee where's lee lee, you know, lee lee lee and lee would always come out What's up, bud? And lee was that's my dog right here when he shows up. He's with me Yeah, that's your sale and one day I went up there and some dude with a big afro came up to me goes Nah, man. Lee ain't around. I don't know if that was the guy's name pooling your sales or anything It's not like a server. No, no, no these guys out there fighting for themselves

I bought the weed from him. He gave it to me because he said lee wasn't around as I turned around There was this black dude coming with his protect. No, no, no dog. He goes. What happened? I go, he told me you weren't here. He said that dude there He waited till the dude turned around and he just sucker punched him right in the temple Dude went down they left him there. He said get out of here. I'll deal with it and that was it He had to the next time I went he goes. I'm sorry about that, man. I had a you got to handle your shit If you didn't do that, they're taking sales all the time. Yeah, that's crazy Like that is the worst type of hustling only been through that maybe because like I said, I always was like working spots

But I was on the corner A few times and that is like, I don't know man That's like the bottom of the food chain and when it comes to like drug dealing I used to go to Harlem and Harlem was always cool. But right away. You got these white dudes That want to be cool and everybody they want to go up to the Bronx Yeah, I want to go up to the Bronx. What's in the Bronx? Isn't that in Harlem? It makes them cooler Dog, I don't go to hundred forty ten

I go to Jerome Avenue. I deal with them motherfuckers up there. That's I won't go there. It's scary. And one day they got robbed Yeah, of course And it goes the guy in the boat. They ain't dead till they go around the corner They took him into the apartment building right there. They got a gun, you know, it's a man like I like simplicity But everybody always like, you know, you got these dudes I want to be cool and everybody not dog I go to the other side of the Bronx to for the patchy You're just gonna get killed up there

And you know what eventually you go up there and they because there's a there's an ethics in the neighborhood Let's say this is our street comes to and that's over there Everybody knows that if they see Lee a white dude walking this name, you know, he ain't coming here to meet his cousin He's coming here to get weed or whatever so I forgot what I was gonna fucking say those stars are good But no, I give it you saying like even for us when we was kids like my neighborhood was so much of a drug zone Even to this day it still is but

It was so much of a drug zone that we could just catch any like little custo that's coming They don't really know what's going on. Just act like we got drugs kids and they give us 20 dollars or something We just run off It was crazy That's why you gotta be real You gotta be careful because you're broke It's your last time Like you run up and that's how we know if you ain't if you knew you didn't know no better

To even as we was kids and you dealt with us like we knew you didn't knew what was going Lee you could come there was blocks I went to in New York City and in Amsterdam and Harlem up there Okay, that you could come up here with 200,000 dollars cash and you were gonna get back to your car say These guys put So even though they all hustle for themselves There's a code amongst Don't fuck with these customers because there are Jersey white people. They're coming over here with deep pockets

You mug them one time and they won't come back. I'm surprised you went back where they give you Let me tell you something bro Listen, there was times and listen To kill each other but that shit you fucked up that one custo that's coming with that hundred every time like hell no No, I never made I never bought from nobody I never bought from nobody again Every time I was there for another maybe three months. I always just waited for him If he wasn't there, but that whole street scene of drugs Lee

Is a complete different world that I loved I fit right in I love that that little hustle and you're out there and you bump into a white dude What's up? I'm gonna get an ounce of coke. Hey, you got away. I'm gonna make ball off the top, you know So it's uh, it's a different fucking game Fucking drugs man. Yeah, I mean I was born and raised into it So now even now I'll go back to my old neighborhood and the same shit is going on. It's like fuck Like, you know, I mean, I ain't gonna say the crack is not cracking Used to be cracks not cracking right now. He's just can't I mean, I don't think it's a new crack yet

Like to start smoking crack right now Isn't that heroine is like a big deal But I guess heroine just having enough people having just opiate addictions in general I think the syrup Did it a lot Like a lot of people is drinking a lean and then especially like when activists was like the It was like the best shit. How fucked up does the lean game? Oh, it's great. You've done it I had it for the give between me for top medicine. It's pretty much heroine, man

So see when I chose that was like the biggest drug. I was addicted to that was like the biggest thing I was like ruining my life Like I felt like me overcoming that addiction and I knew I couldn't get off anything That's why I'm like, I'm more focused like stop smoking. How does it start like that with me? Yeah How'd it start with me? Well, I mean, of course No, I wasn't even that long ago because you got to think that shit was like it was always a thing down south I'm from michigan. So I'm the north as it can go. So for it to make it up there took a minute So just being I guess rap music and the whole culture of everything made the shit popular

I remember was the time in my life where people were happily and that shit was like $10 a line and then how big is a line a line is um, I guess I don't maybe okay I know I guess a pint is 16 No, I used to drink with I had I had a lot of different play. I liked it with dr. Pepper Cream soda was one of my favorites. Well, you're putting a lot in right like you're pouring me. I always drink When I first started I didn't really understand what I was doing It was fucking me up so much That I wasn't pouring a lot like that

But then it got to the point where I was like going overseas and stuff So I was like kind of overdo it to overcompensate me going But the whip draws is this pretty much heroin in the cup to be on the same thing you were experienced Like being on heroin having those whip draws the same thing you would have if you didn't have no lean Like I used to be like going on the road. Damn this shit. No myself shit like that, you know stomach fucked up Now how much of bottle that should cost? Oh, I remember and when I was drinking a pint was like 500 $500 and how long was the pint last year a pint is You know 16 ounces

But you do one ounce of the shot No, some people be pouring a four and a two liter Six and a two liter something like that. I think I was doing Because me I was it got to when I started figuring out to do it right. I was pouring up like a ounce in the uh I was pouring up like a line in the um 20 ounce. How does it taste straight without the soda? I wouldn't ever do it like that. Well, I mean just one particular brand So you got discontinued and it got discontinued because of Justin Bieber, which is the funny shit You know, they called Justin Bieber with it. No, that should be for you know, and then the

Company just didn't want that, you know that because it was it was becoming a thing like a trend like people would rap about it Activists it was like a thing. So I guess that company didn't want that bad stigma on their name So they discontinued the product and once they discontinued it. That's when I was I didn't like anything like High tech is cool and all the other brands was cool But it was all second like right now if you still drink lean you probably high tech is like number one But when I was drinking active this was like and it tastes like I guess the best way to take I don't know it's heaven in the cup So he's like bubblegum like I don't it's coding right that's what you're talking about. Yeah

Yeah, that's the first time he gave I didn't he didn't give it to me The first time I smoked hash with him I got bronchitis And I kept getting it. What do they give you? What was the brand? I don't know. Oh, I don't know what brand it was Huh, where is it? Oh, it's I saved I saved it for years I got it twice and then they stopped fucking giving it out It's it's the best and like I'm on I didn't do it to get high. It's the best cough medicine there is So you guys so fuck you just to be fucking it tastes good. Oh my god. It works amazing I think the slap good this guy that I worked with

The first guy whoever's who I ever uh, like he was he was a drink at work and stuff When I told him I had it he wanted to buy it off of me and I was like, what are you talking about? He was jacking and I was I wanted it for my cough. So I remember it was like a hundred dollars a line one time Jesus never when it got crazy. That's when I mean people died from I was I mean, yeah, but it was always I think it was always involved the mixture It's something that you can't do And mix other shit with and which is a good thing too I'm not saying a good thing

But in the same situation like I was saying about the stars like when I do the stars I can't do nothing else when I was doing lean. I wasn't doing nothing else Like I can't you're not about to do no bumps. You're not about to drink no liquor So people don't do lean and snuck up hell. No, you'll die Really, you'll die to me. It was that's the up. That's like doing coke and heroin. Yeah Is you doing the Belushi? That's the Belushi all day You feel what I said like you can't do that upper and downer that to that drastic extreme measures, you know That's the thing like I feel like a lot of kids don't know the drugs they're doing like you got to study and

Like I don't know I tested myself and at the end of the day I feel like You know, you could watch and see what happens, you know, I grew up in a drug being in Detroit and being around my You know, just the family I grew up in is like a drug culture kind of so I kind of knew the effects of every drug kind of and you know I got into my own shit like Adderall. That was nothing But it was like Adderall with me was like It's pretty much died coke in some sense You feel me like probably sometimes it's better than coke nowadays

Because it's so coke so trash now, you know, it's so fucking mixed up and bad now Like at least with Adderall you getting the same thing every time and like I would be able to just take Adderall and just work All night, it was never like for a get high purpose though. It was always just for working You know what I'm saying? I've never done. I've always wanted to try it. No, it's tremendous I wrote I written albums off it, but I mean like does your heart beat no much beat fast as fuck Everything you be horny your dick won't get hurt all the same shit like coke would do But it's just Cleaner it's almost cleaner. I could say

You know and it probably lasts longer Are you fucking do a whole fucking 30 milligram? You might be fucked up a 12 hour Dude, is there like a withdrawal from yeah the next day you don't give a fuck about life Now this this cough medicine this lean how bad will it withdraws? Oh, it's I mean stomach fucked up And then it's I would say the biggest thing for me was a mental thing Because it's like he said it tastes so fucking good When you don't have it It's just like that taste in your mouth and it never leaves like a craving

And all you could do is just think about like that was almost like better than actual drinking It was the hunt for it because it was so like Scarce to find it So it was like always the chase and a hunt to find it and it was always about trying to stack up to never run out so like when I get down like When I get down like a foe or something. I'm just on the phone constantly trying to find who got lean It was like the hunt was more better than the actual getting Swear to god, I feel like I got addicted to the hunt. Yeah, I gotta go that's that that's the

The hunt had me for five years. I was sick of cocaine When I was like 38. Yeah, but the hunt is what the thought process The the way I would I would I would when I Like I could go to the olympics and not feel as good as waking up with zero dollars And putting together two grams And a hundred dollars of cash and a 60 dollar bag Like that to me is genius type

Like two hours ago. I was sweating bullets And now I'm sitting eating a chinese lunch Living like a doctor and I don't even know how I did it like I don't even know how I did it You know like I was telling I've been writing about it lately. Somebody said something when they go, you know, I was listening to you can't stand up And they said have you ever thought that you've had like eight lives? And I thought about what the fuck they said I was like, you know what because this is the truth, bro. I gotta tell you something. I don't want to sound like a hypocrite

This november's gonna be 10 years of having done coke. I gotta tell you something, bro It feels like I don't even know what that person was I could believe it like it felt like 10 years was a long time in grotto, you know Yeah, no no no no come on another person in 10 years. It wasn't come on another person in oh no I became a complete different person. I'm the same person I just had a fucking mentality. I just had an addiction That it was

fucking brutal Like at 7 30 was when it had to happen Like everything else was bullshit like everything of my life was bullshit If I had the money in my wallet, it wouldn't bother me. I'd make a few calls And go you're gonna be around 20. Yeah, I'm gonna swing by after the store my spot's 11 15 And I'll be by there and maybe quarter to 12. So I always had a cup

It's the days I woke up with zero dollars and zero prospects. Now it was the hunt and that's the I think that's some natural milk That's when you gotta put you know, that's when you gotta put your shit together and go wild And there was always something like that's how you knew it was meant to be Like I would go I had two mailboxes at that time love story. That's the truth I would say That's how wiped up I was I would say if a check comes in the mail today

I'll do coke And you know what bro? Didn't you know there were checks coming? Yeah, seven out of 10 There were checks coming in the mail Like in sag if you're part of sag you go to you you log into your To the web page and then you go to residuals tracker And you click on that. What a surprise that you had checks coming and they'll tell you when your checks get sent and what's getting processed So all I knew was the footsteps between the food the mail truck and the fucking door. That's all I knew

If I looked at now it's sagged. So you never really know when you're gonna get your check They're like welfare Yeah, yeah, you got 30 days to get that check. So if that check says june 21st You might get on the 21st like this days. All right, let me give you an example of sag Sag will do this shit to you. Let's say you got one check coming for 400 One check coming for 600 One check coming for 33 And one check coming for 38 cents

All on the same day. Let's say it's let's say it's june 21st and it logs in you're getting four checks One for six one for four one for 36. I'm looking for two dollars Guess what's the first checks you'll get two dollars? And the 36 dollar one and the four and the six don't make you sweat it out You might get it tomorrow and now bro. I would already call you go. Listen. I'm gonna get a check I'll see you in an hour and shit, you know And I would go down and over of that mailbox and then be the 36 dollar one and the two Well, 36 and two is 38. They're gonna charge me three dollars to cash two checks. So I'm 35

That means I'm 25 light. I'm in the neighborhood. I really need 20 I really need 30 because I like to get a Chinese lunch. I'm But that's how I work at least that was the and anybody bump into bro. Let me get a $10 bill. I left my wallet home That's a 10 Dog leak give me 10 bucks, bro. I left my wallet at that house. I'm sorry. I'll give it to you later. That's 10. That's 20 I just now I got 55. I'm in the neighborhood Even the fuck show up five light And I still haven't got to the comedy store because you got 50 comics in the comedy store one of them will let me be a 20

If that'll put me over the top Some guys are looking me. Oh, you need money take a hundred. I go. Yeah My is your brownie. I ring cater Yeah, those dudes took care of me Ralphie mages That's what he said It was the whole adventure of the hunt at that time. The hunt is the whole fucking thing That's like a natural male instinct. Oh and god forbid you go to a strange town. You feel like you accomplished something God forbid you go to a strange town

That's more than that's more than like that was a big deal for me like going to cities and just having to find We don't even just just got to figure it out. Like, you know, I feel like you guys are like Sherlock Holmes You guys would walk around saying no twitter change the world I can just sit out one tweet and I got like, you know, what's a tweet to get the coat? I mean, I wouldn't do it no more but back in the early days Like people skiing or something. Are there any snow flakes in the horizon? You know what I'm saying? No, I just put it on blast for years. It's crazy. But now I probably wouldn't do it What where's the coke? I wouldn't say the coke. I'll be looking for I'll be looking for weed

Where'd I load it? Who got the noise? That's what you say? Who got the noise? But I gotta tell you something bro heads Recognize heads because I remember even when I shot the longest shard dog. I had 40 bucks six cigarettes And like three joints, bro And I was like, oh shit. I'm getting on a plane. This is it. I'm going to Santa Fe, New Mexico Oh, shag. Nothing going down. I don't know nobody down there. I check into the hotel, bro I go in my room

I find an envelope with eight hundred dollars that that adam left us per diem. Oh, yeah, I forgot to per diem I wanted the envelope and there was 800. I'll build us an old shit Saw one of my mother fucking balcony because I had a little balcony The place where adam put us up at the hotel Santa Fe And I sparked up one of those fucking joints and I'm fucked up And I ordered something like room service. I got an angel. Let me go and some room service and the waiter Brought the food up and when he walked in the room, bro, he smelled the dope. He looked at me. He goes, man That smells good at where are you from? I go Cali

He goes, have you smoked some Santa Fe, but yet? I go not yet. I just got here. I don't even know what again He goes, what do you want blueberry or an indica? I go bring me both. I go how much are they go 60 bring them both Within two hours. I already had a connection in Santa Fe and then once you get on the set. That's it That's it. I feel like if you be good to the weed, do we to be good? Yeah, yeah, the weed always Like we'd always show every time somebody come to my city and they need weed. I don't know. I just bring you When I come to your city, I was you know, I just hope I get blessed the we got I said like you do good to the dope the dope would be good to you. So that's how I roll with it

But here's the funny. I don't have a problem. Here's the flame. I can find weed everywhere Just the point of me going through the hunt. I can find cocaine anywhere My last resort was always talking about it on stage I guess that's a hundred percent. I need somebody will come up. So somebody at the club didn't have it I go up on stage on wednesday and start talking shit of me doing blow and eventually Somebody go you want to do a blast and you go listen never mind the blast. What can I get a package? Oh, let me call my god, bam You become friends with placo

Next to you know, he gives you his number. You're on fucking thing. You keep it on When you come back is all you know who to hit dog. I was I had it I would call him a week before I got on that plane I had a guy in houston. I had a guy in miami Give me a special section in your in your home I just I knew I just I just say I put their name in the city. Yeah, no If I go to a city sometime, I don't even know if I got it. I do that and dog. I'm a professional

You know a city name when I'm there and numbers will pop up You know the way I tell the market, right? Yeah, I would call all those motherfuckers on christmas wish them merry christmas I had a guy in tempi I had a guy in houston main spots. I had a guy in miami. I had 22 guys in new york and new jersey Of course, I had a girl in buffalo that always brought me blow even the syracuse Cute little thing would bring it to me Without a surcharge. I would just give her money for the package I had a guy in detroit. I had a girl with niles michigan

Everywhere niles michigan. This chick was dirty. I don't even know where niles michigan is all the way south And you call them all christmas micho micho waka micho waka is michigan and indiana Put together. Oh from michigan all the way down. That's the sticks. It's close to notadain Is it noted there? I have no idea. Something is there. They used to have a funny bone And that's a part of indiana indiana. Yeah, that's indiana. I'm going to somewhere I don't even know the name of that place. I never heard of michigan is a weird. It got a lot of small towns, man That's like some hick bill that shit like the trade is like what all the black people like I always tell people that like

Michigan is a white state, but the trade is black. You know what I'm saying? You got to other places. Ypsilanti, angster, plant, you know, but Probably yeah, I can write a book about my adventures in michigan I can write a book. It's a very special place. Once I discovered the comedy scene in michigan. I attacked It's always was big. I always knew that I was a kid Always, always, it's been everywhere. I always asked for comedy Always when I was a kid and it was always. I don't know. I guess it was always a scene And it was a lot of comics that came out of detroit too

Like that was always a thing. Tim Allen was the main one Clean the clock there. He's old coke dude, isn't he? He got in trouble. He read it And he got out and listened to the guy's worth fucking billions today. Oh, yeah, I think any place though that has that type of I don't know any places like Has that type of big like I don't know like presence and like, you know, we had like the Automotive industry and all that and that was like a big deal in america. Didn't that all fell apart? So it was like everything was like ruins. It always like funny people come out of like bad places like that

But you know what detroit was Motown he isn't We was you know booming Cause Then I had coca tried to bring him back and shit. He brought it back halfway He brought dodge back with the k-car bro. I loved lia coca I fucking loved him. I read a book about him before I went to prison Because I was selling chrysalis and dodges. I sold chrysalis. I didn't sell my grandma worked at chrysalis

She took care of my whole family for years. Like that was the thing about Detrater in general like you always have somebody in your family that worked at one of those plants And that was like a big job out there. So It was like like I said my grandma worked at chrysalis Probably maybe like 30 years and she owned like four houses Bought all her kids houses like just took care of the whole family off that one job until it like you know till she retired And then as you know, you know how that goes. Where's your mama now? I mean, I moved my mom still has been um detroit and my dad too. I just bought my mama house not too long ago

So she finally, you know Put up nice and straight, you know, I just went my dad's father's day, you know I got a new car. So he wanted to drive it. I let him drive around, you know That probably was fun. Yeah, my dad my dad is like a super rat fan. So He always he was kind of what groomed me what rap music would be You know, I don't know. He groomed me to do it single-handedly without realizing what he was doing Like I said, my parents was young. My dad had me when he was 16. My mom's had me when she was 18 My also they don't that

shit 15 I'm 36 now. So yes, they're 16 18 years older to me. So and what would your dad listen to when you were young? I mean everything everything. I mean, yeah pretty much He didn't know I know I that was later But he bought me he bought me two poxies. He bought me me against the world But my dad thing was like Trapkart quest. I think that was like his biggest rap thing was Trapkart quest He played a lot of trap, but take the early stuff. Eric being rock. Yeah, it'd be rock, you know He bought me. He bought me Wu Tang. I didn't even know who Wu Tang was

That was like when this man's first came up He bought me like a diss man and bought me like a few CDs and Wu Tang was one of them I'm looking at the cover like what the hell is this? And put it on and I just was hooked and that changed my life like he would do things like that like just It wasn't necessarily about like me finding stuff of my own here Just bring it to me like even source magazines like even reading rap magazines He brought those to me like just a bi magazine and bring them to me I got addicted to him and just would spend my last three dollars at a blockbuster on the source magazine just to see the reviews

You know, yeah, brother's a sister. Yeah, I got two brothers and two sisters. How are they? Um, one of my brothers a barber. He works at the barber shop, you know, he's doing pretty good One of my brothers is like super smart, but he had like mad kids. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I got my baby mama's go through that my sister moved to new Mexico And she she out there and that's cool. I see her when I'm on tour every time I go out there My nephew she got my nephew with who looks almost identical to me, which is funny So I go out there and see them every time I'm on tour But she's doing all right, but my older sister is like an adopted sister in some sense

Like my mom used to babysit For this one for the foot. I can't explain But she got killed in like some crazy shit and then she was so used to babysitting the daughter That she took her in but then you know, they went to court and throughout and then her people the father people took her And then when she got like 16, she ran away and came back to us. But when she came back, she was already pregnant Before we knew it now, she got like eight kids Then she started having kids. I like no, maybe early night like 16. Yeah, but the fucked up party is her 14 year old daughter Got a baby now. I gotta go my uncle. I get a great uncle. She's like gene though. Yeah, like she already like 15 and probably got like

I think she got another baby too. I don't even know. I just Go to the hood or go like see my people's and even like new babies all the time And I'll be like, man, y'all having kids like you're rich like you're like kids don't cost money over here like You have a nice family though. No, we got the most part you guys. Yeah, because I think we gotta It's I got a small family in some things like we created our own tribe like my grandma She got married and then pretty much got divorced but never changed her name So like my last name Sewell is like, I don't know no other Sewells It's just like the only Sewells that came from that situation like the real Sewells where that name came from

I wouldn't consider them family. I don't know them or know anything about them But that little small situation she created so it's only like so many like it's getting bigger and bigger in our tribe of Sewells, you know She took his name and just ran with it. So I don't I don't know that kind of feel worried about it You know, I just my hairs in my head just stuck up because I just thought of something that's something that I've told a thousand times I remember the funniest night was we did a podcast up at the ice house live And I told the story about this family that kind of took me in when I was a kid. They were black And they were just tremendous. They they had no money. They had no money

And I would spend the weekends over there and they took care of me like I was their own And I was not their skin color and it was 1968 You know, I'm saying it was a different time then But the one thing I took away from them that I still inside of me. I still miss them I don't know how to reach them. You know, they hit they moved on up And they moved to like they lived in Harlem where they shot American gangster and I would sleep with them in those projects and stuff You know domestic violence was big in that building. That's crazy. Like it was just I was a kid Hearing over despite bullshit

Bullets downstairs, but they were like a solid Black family. I can't really describe it And they didn't have much but they made the best of what they had cousins in the building And on fridays saturdays in particular they'd start early Like the fourth floor had like a balcony one of the cousins and they had like a little grill problem So they bought like three grills and it would take them hours And bread as your hamburgers or whatever and hot dogs, you know, like I said, they didn't have nothing It was all they did they all they did then we went upstairs

We all ate as a family, you know the kids we argued we listened to the jackson five And then they'd have a talent contest normal black family shit So I was always the backup singer and the jackson I was always fucking the bass player a fucking jackie jackson You know that was me the fucking white dude in the back Or I had a sing with joe tex or it was something I was always not a singer I was a temptation. I was the chubby dude in the temptations and shit and the girls would sing and it was

You know, I didn't know what the fuck was going on and my mom would go What'd you do all weekend telling she goes saying what the fuck and now I know now I like the first off they were when black was black You know, I came from a time that you didn't really see What a white chick I came from that time. Oh, yeah, I know it's down Yeah, yeah, no, no, no I couldn't survive in outside. Yeah. No, no, no, no

It was it was a different time, you know, the everybody had an afro Everybody had the fist everybody had an afro pick with a fist in it. You know, everything was red green and black You know, it was uh, it was a movement It was a movement and they were angry and they were getting theirs and they remember still walking with him And listening to people blasting james brown on the street that little thinking thinking thinking that And being on the corner and going these fucking black people great You know, I've been here from cuba like 18 months And this black dude becomes my friend

And the reason why I probably accepted them is because maybe They looked like my cousins in cuba when I was a little boy. That's you don't like today. I think about them But I go on facebook. I look for them I google them You can't find them this over So it's just uh, you came from a very nice family. So Yeah, it was a tight knit. I would say that and that was a lot of thing too Like even with me like rapping like they're incredible. Like you said like the talent shit, like

I always like once my family found it. I could rap. I couldn't never get out of that Like I always had to rap in some type of way that honed my skills in some sense. You know what I'm saying? So even like Some just as small as like Like once my neighborhood found out I could rap like they were like like the big drug dealers in my neighborhood, but like Bet money on me against other kids from other neighborhoods Like if another kid said he could rap like they would go bring that kid to me Like I'll be in my house playing video games or something just hanging out

or somebody Next thing I know they're knocking on my door like Dini come outside. You got somebody want to rap against you blah blah blah I go rap against them and make like 20 dollars or something and that was like the world to me That's what continued and that had to be like maybe fourth fifth grade And that was like crazy to me and I wasn't even knowing about writing. I would go outside and just freestyle But I always would win you watch Ricky smiley. Yeah, I knew about Ricky smiley Ricky smiley has a great one on Ricky smiley's greatest bits of all time

Is it by the black funeral where they bring up a rapper? He's just coming by the drops of knowledge on us about Mr. Smith and stuff put your hands together No, I didn't think you bought out of black. He would just come out and shit. Yeah, what up put your hands up in the air Where my hose that you know That is crazy though. No, I ain't anything about having another black funeral though. Shit. I might have a rapper And that's what what was the fucking bit see if you could find it Ricky smiley funeral

Something about charlie. Oh, I just remembered Ricky smiles a little daryl, right? Oh my god something about something about daryl something about somebody Ricky smiley funeral bit. Let's see if you find it Oh My god Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is that it?

Nah That's a prank call to the funeral It's not that I See a funeral Hello, yes, good morning. That's what I call it. Let's see. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, keep All right, let's take the funeral home away. Okay. Let's start from Ricky smiley again. Let's see what comes up

Church announcements, maybe Where's your spot? He got some black tony. Maybe that's it. Ain't no telling. Ain't no telling. He got so much shit Yeah, no, it was fucking tremendous It was tremendous I don't know if it was one one of his specials. I'm gonna look for it I thought it was fucking genius and it really was and it really happened No, that's you can't make that type of shit up. That shit fucking happens You can't make that type of shit up. What's going on with this movie, dog

Uh, that's why I got my fucking haircut like this, which I wasn't I wasn't I'm not a fan of now How did you get this movie break it down for me to audition for it? No, actually the director just Reached out. I was actually on tour and they wanted me to keep sending back. Um, audition tape You know, I don't know who's the director. I just yon demize. He's the same guy that did top boy Which is like a big show in london, but um The movie is white boy rick pretty much about you know, you know the story of rick worship You know, they um, he was in informants. He was 14 years old, which is totally against it But I guess it's pretty much showing how corrupt detrait more so than what he went through is just showing how corrupt detrait politics

and you know, the whole system in detray how it just Even him like getting the longest drug sentence ever. He's been doing life for Some some some shit that they found down the street They even he wasn't even in his premises, you know, they just found some bricks under the porch somewhere and they just saying it was he as you know But I mean I'm playing black ed with black ed was a fly motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Which is pretty much they rivals of the curry brothers who rick was working for

And I like I said, I don't know. I guess the guy thought I will fit the part and he was reaching out to me They wanted me to do it, but I was kind of like, I don't know. I felt weird about doing our audition tape I didn't I didn't do it and then he just kept being on me about it and then I just Started thinking about it. It was like, you know, I don't know. Maybe try it, you know, I don't know Did you ever do a movie before? No, I never acted ever no tv no nothing. I mean, I did No, I don't know I did voiceover I done, you know pretty music videos

Count those but As far as that like voiceovers for cartoons. That's probably my closest thing, which I love doing too but um They um, so then he just kept being on me about it and then I did a Skype You know Skype reading with him He was just like got it Just like that But I didn't know how big it was and then I found out Matthew McConaughey was in it

And all that so I was like, oh shit Then I got the whole script and I read the script and I was like, oh, this is some serious shit kind of I didn't realize how serious it was. I probably would have took it more serious But first day I got on that set. I realized how serious that shit was, you know what I'm saying? It's the lights camera. Actually, it wasn't it wasn't no game. No, it was intimidating because For one thing you doing these scenes with all these established actors and people that this is their life You know what I'm saying? This is their life and you know what I'm saying and you the rapper

I they just I obviously expect for you to fuck shit up. You know what I'm saying? Like or not be good at it, you know But they end up getting to the point I guess I can't really take credit and say like I'm a good actor or something because I wasn't playing nothing that was farfetched for me I can play a motherfucking drug dealer from Detroit like Yes, I know that motherfucker. I just act like my uncles or some shit So it got good for me because I pretty much they threw the script away for me And they had me fucking memorizing all that shit for months and by the time I get there. They just said go ahead and improvise

So I didn't really have no lines like that. I just pretty much improvise all my shit, which was cool Did you fuck up a couple times? Step on a line. Yeah. Yeah, it's your first A few times fuck yeah, but it wasn't done serious I wasn't done serious like all the acting coaches liked me. They was like, you know, I I guess like I say I can't really take credit because I wasn't playing nothing that was farfetched with me For anybody else that probably would have been harping them But I know what a fucking drug dealer from Detroit in the 80s would be like, you know

Oscar nomination No, I wouldn't say nothing like that But if did give me a little bug though. I did have fun I would say I did have fun. It's a very different experience Yeah, I did have fun Especially coming from a different experience and being able to go back. Mm-hmm. See that's when it's fun Like my wife wanted to act She acted two times she came home one day. She goes it ain't for me. It ain't for me

I don't like sitting there like all fucking day but I think just being groomed from doing videos and Just being on the road and all that is a lot of things that you know I've been through that was able to make me handle it in certain sense like long days like 12 hour days and shit Being on the set you're not even shooting. You just dare like shit like that or like just me It was a lot of scenes that I'm just there. I don't have no lines. I'm just sitting in the background Like and you're there for 12 hours like shit like that and you got to deal with it. You know what I'm saying? like

What was the name of the uh, the guy who wrote and directed uh get out Pell yeah, what do you like that movie? I never saw get out because I like white bitches and I ain't want them to like you know what I'm saying I didn't want them to discourage me from what I was doing. You feel what I'm saying So I never saw get out. I probably want to keep my I want to keep my thing with white holes going But you have a very uh, you're like you have a very comedic sense like you're I could see you doing comedies Oh, yeah, yeah, I could do that. Oh, that's why it was easy for me to improvise shit Right. So that's why I like I would love like those you because he's still making movies

That would be funny and that was the thing about it. It was like this movie is such a serious dramatic movie I was a guy that brought comedy to it. Oh, okay, perfect So that was the thing and before I guess with the lines that was written for me It wasn't that comedic, but if you just let me improvise I was bringing funny the scenes that you know I don't know what they're gonna keep what they're gonna use, but I think I did a pretty good job. How long were you on set for I was pretty sure I probably was shot for like a month a month straight Not a month straight. I was probably it was in cleave. I shot in Cleveland. So I was probably

Leaving Detroit like on the Tuesday come back home on Friday. I'm like for like Pride to death for like a month and a half maybe That's pretty crazy to get it off of Skype Like did you think it was just like a person who got your email addressed by accident? I mean, no, they reached out to my management. Okay, at least they did that it all came through my management, but I didn't I wasn't the thing about it was that I didn't jump they could have been gay Just said fuck me because I didn't jump to do it, you know I didn't send the audition tape. I didn't it got to the point was like the last minute

They like just do us just would you Skype us? So, you know, they wanted to fuck with me I just had a pee and open up the water was a lot of smoking here and Open up the door. Okay. You know, what most people understand is I didn't come out here to be a fucking actor When I came out here, it was to give it a shot at stand-up comedy. That's it. That's it. I didn't know nothing about writing I didn't know about the opportunities in commercial. I didn't know nothing I knew you could be an actor an extra or you could be a fucking Whatever the fuck that is that's all I knew then I found out about you could be a warm-up comic And I actually went to the tv taping

And I saw a warm-up comic and I go I wouldn't do that if you fucking paid me because I watched Brody Stevens And I was like now I wish I would have gotten to Into the warm-up, but anyway to make a long story short when I got here. I didn't know nothing about that though No, did I have any interest because I thought they would never hire me I thought I would look at me. I'm like that. I gotta put me in no fucking movie So the first day in baseball Like everybody kept saying you're on basketball. I got the comedy store people going. That's the zucker brothers That's the guys from south park

Jenny mccarty was the hottest thing in hollywood at that fucking time in 98 97 When I got here and I'm in a movie with all fucking three of them These are the guys from fucking south park for ripping it up in hollywood And I got two days on this fucking movie. I had like no, what are you talking about two days? I shot two days. I had like fucking three weeks on this movie This is when they just paid you Just come down and just come down hang out eat something. That was the hard part for me Yeah, I'm just being there, but you don't know they was mad at me for smoking dope. I thought uh, because I was burning that shit down

Listen everybody smokes dope in those movies. It's highly high. You smoke dope I know I was I was smoking dope like I was out of music You can't smoke dope in the track all of us got to produce Everybody was like you got a chill. Yeah, those are white people dog. They smell it and they get all emotional and shit The thing was I was working with a lot of young kids and then I was influencing them Yeah, no, they was like the weed was this kids on the set. That's it. That's why they smoke. They are they were No, no, it don't matter. They listen they could put it like that early 20s They could do heroin if there's like like I did like six movies with kids with dean kane

I had to walk a mile to smoke a joint Because I knew there's kids on the set and there's extras and there's dogs and yeah Like the main characters like 16. So long as y'all and I was smoking dope on the set. Don't you have to stay in character? You're a drug dealer. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was doing. Yeah, it was all it was all for research purposes, you know There's some sex I go to And I'm a judge. I was trying to stay in character. You feel me? There's some sets I go and I'm a gentleman You're there three four days you get to meet people One day you're walking through the lot because you're not shooting, you know, you go for a walk in the sun

You smell that motherfucking reefer. You smell shit 50 miles away walk you you run through your room Get that joint then you see it's electricians and shit I had a good time. Do you know what movie blew my mind? How much pot they smoked? And they kept it fucking like like savages This one I shot spider-man to Well, motherfuckers were smoking dope like it was a Cheech and Chong movie and I had no idea I was on the other side of the camp having my own motherfucking party like I turn I'm soloing on this fucking apartment building and all these fucking art designers and these producers are getting fucking stoked

And one Monday I walk in there and there's Duke. I mean it was fucking crazy like after you get Like when you're on the set for three days You really don't get the full essence of the set when you're on that set for six or seven days You get you get in jail with all the people you ever come friends That's when you're free with the makeup motherfuckers. You see who comes in with bloody eyes Reakin of alcohol and sperm in the morning. It was a fucking dirty animal. Thanks, but it's a great experience Is it no now you got the bug? I got the bug and you know what bro? You're gonna get 20 movies I mean now I feel like I need to put more into it now. I'm probably need to take some acting classes or something

I don't know. Listen, bro. You go on acting classes for six months a guy like you And you're great as you say at the church what's happening Top mcdude facts facts six months. Are you gonna go out here in Detroit? I'll probably come out here I mean come on. You know, listen, there's no fucking difference. It's really yeah It's probably better now doing Detroit in yeah, you get yourself with some theater actor Who's a little bit more disciplined and they'll teach you how to just take the sides We were talking about this the other day how to take sides And just have them ready for the next day

Somebody who to teach the strategies improv aspect of the two. Absolutely. That's the shit that let me rock Remember dog. That's very like when you do tv That's rare. Ain't no improv going on not at all. That's one thing I learned two though Like yeah, okay, we smoking and all that though, but I learned like the days that I had line I couldn't get stoned to the guilds like that like if I had no Sitting around. Yeah. Yeah, but I seem like it was a few times where I got a little too high or And it was yeah, it's too real when the lights come on. Yeah, you're like, oh, shit Makeup on you 16 motherfuckers like this looking at you. It was again

That's real. So what you need to do is you need to look at the schedule the night before Like I look at the schedule my number's eight. I'm in the third scene of the day I'm in the fourth scene of the day and I'm in the eighth scene of the day That means I'm getting stoned as a motherfucker My call time is 8 30 I got that and I got the third scene and the second scene is four pages That means they're not gonna see me till lunch. Shit. I'm gonna kick this mule at 6 a.m Going listen, this is the best thing about a movie. You ready? Like Lee, I don't know why

You have not given that kid 10 100 hours, whatever two hours go get headshots Because they're gonna book you for commercials and lee you're gonna be so happy You're gonna call me and say joey. Why don't you get me into this? You didn't want me to leave the podcast? Because once you start doing commercials lee, you'll never talk to me again Because this is gonna be your schedule lee your calls gonna be at like eight or seven You're gonna get up at five have a nice breakfast for yourself You're gonna smoke a little two salutes

But here's what it gets greatly when you get there at seven It's a whole other breakfast With a tremendous selection I mean lee this is the combination I open with so why are you having breakfast before because you don't want no missing this day If we're gonna go for it, let's go for it. Okay So the first thing I do on those sets is stop me if I'm lying dog, right? You get a little bagel and locks. They got fresh locks because there's always four jews on the set So there's always there's a quota. We have to release lee lee. They get locks cream cheese

So as soon as I see that I can toast the bagels. You can do whatever you want. Sure. Oh, and now they got to express Oh my god, lee you can let them on fire I have the fire breakfast burritos. Oh my god. They got breakfast Eggs two types of eggs potatoes bacon all that shit lee then they got every fucking cereal in the world oatmeal granola You know come at me the fucking express-home machine I feel like I'm gonna get to a set and they're gonna have like a pop tart and a bottle No, they don't even have pop tarts on sets. They have my big big sets. You get a pop tart

Like my big big big fucking sets. They got all they're gonna take care. You know dog. They take care All right, I'll go get headshot. What do I go get headshot? Oh my god The best is when they come like when I was doing the lonely shard There was one guy assigned to three trailers And his job was to come to the trailer every hour on the hour and say Hi, can I get you something? Yeah. Yeah, look at them and go let me get a pastrami on rye two cans of coke And get like a piece of chocolate cake whatever they got over there lee. He would bring it back to the room for me

That was his job when I was doing the lonely shard. I would just sit there But see that was the difference Like I realized and this is what you gotta always remember this because they haven't tea your trailer had a bunch of stuff in it Your trailer had a dvd player Your trailer had a tv in it and it had like a stereo in it So now you got to cover everything else. What's that joey? Your notebooks Your glasses rolling papers blunt

Whatever weed your own shit. You know, you need listen a book A book you could read a chapter a day on a fucking set Well, how long till I have to shoot two hours? I'll see you later You hit to the joy you go in your room and you read a book you've been wanting to read like books I want to read I wait till I book something somebody cause we gotta move for you six days. Fuck it. I got three books You're going there because that keeps you fresh in between the sets your minds are going Because if not, you get caught up on the lines And that's all you think about when your time

Yeah Or is that you're gonna stress you out? We're gonna say absolutely when it's time to work it is not even natural no more. No, so that's why I sit in the trailer You know, you learn all these things as you go along you I mean just you said something on the podcast I just took in you said something like homie said figure it out three different ways And I take that yeah, that's what that advice most people and that's what I did And that's what I did. That's why I guess it worked for me too. Please would shoot three times

All the top directors like when they go in man and you work with them. They'll tell you listen joey I don't know what you've done before I shoot fast. They all think they'll I shoot fast. We got time for this shit all day. We got time for this shit all day So when we get to the scene with the blocking we'll rehearse You go you get dressed you go to make up you come back you do the scene I gotta do a scene with this guy first I'll get back to him like an hour and a half When you come back and they'll tell you, you know, we'll do the scene three times

We'll do what's in the script We'll do one for me and we'll do one for you. What do you mean one for me? You want to let your balls on fire and see yellow words? We'll do it. We'll try it And that's a great director because that takes the stress off it Yeah, that was the thing the director had like I said like he he pretty much wanted me in and so He was kind of I'm excited for you man. You're gonna start working online. You're gonna love it And it's good because you control it. Yeah, so, you know what I just put out an album I don't want to deal with the studio. I don't want to talk to a label. I don't want to talk to nobody

I'm gonna go do a movie and fucking that's the go. That's the go. Even if it's just two sovers I'm gonna go do a Denzel movie in Africa. Whatever the fuck it is go somewhere for three months Where nobody bothers and it's like you said it all coincides and it all like Like influences each other. Yes, when I take that break and I'm doing shit like that, you know I'm still like that's when the wraps is like building up and shit like that and it makes me miss that And then when I come back to that, uh, your fresh is a fresh And it's never like but big deal too the press field book like you put everybody up on like reading that and that's when I got into the habit Like he was saying like right every morning because usually like I say my writing process was me taking an Adderall and fucking

banging out as many songs as I possibly could and of course it was probably I'll have a good average thing on live. I'll write five songs three of them was tight. You feel me? And two of them could use a little work, but we could fuck around and get one of them to work You know what I'm saying, but now it's like I could just wake up and I just write if it might be four bars Maybe eight bars, but at least I'm writing something every day more so than just sitting up at night and trying to bang all this shit out maybe Two times a month, you know, like so

Like right now I have a lot of songs like I'm more prepared to work on an album than I've ever been Just using that format You know, and I haven't been even writing on Adderall or none of that, you know, so that's a good thing too It's crazy. Did you read on writing by Stephen King? Listen man, every writer has their fucking thing, you know, uh, what's the dude in woody creek tavern that Uh, the pirates of the Caribbean shot his ass You know hunter s thompson are you 100,000, you know all these do you know the dude that was that lived in cuba that wrote that book

The fucking wizard that has in qs. He's got a home with 150 cats What the fuck is his name? I don't know about this. Yeah, man. He lived in cuba. Shit. What the fuck? Lee wake up cocksucker. What's going on? You look like fucking zombo to great. What's going on? That's what I feel like Let's why don't we eat five more stuff? No, we're not. Let's eat three more. No. Why not? I'm not because that's that's what I 2300 let's go 2300. How many how many you eat today? Let's go for it. I don't why

I'm fucked up. I'm falling asleep now. No, you're not falling asleep. You just said wake up No, because you were like this you were cross-eyed like you were looking like sara tiana before. Yeah, so three more stars So what? sara tiana it was 17 minutes. I can't why It broke. Listen, it broke my fucking heart when she told me she ain't a star. I just looked at it and I go I go this ain't gonna be good and but then 15 minutes after she told me not even I'm lying to you guys Within seven minutes. She was already starting to lose I told her on her face. She came in here looking tan and beautiful

I can see and I looked at lee and I go let's start this fucking thing And we started and while we're here bullshitting we're dancing to the song in the beginning And also the song wore off and I could see that when you're fucking with your earphones. That means That means that you got them close by in case you got to take them off That's the number one signal Lee. I just gave it to you right there when you see a motherfucker Owen Benjamin was fucking his earphones. He was like dumbo over here Flapping his fucking things once they start touching this that means they're going down pilot the bombardier pilot the bombardier

It's hot how larry they get hot and I so I looked at her that was the quickest one though Bro, she's fucking a hundred pounds. I know I know She doesn't this is not her world Listen, you see me. I'm not fucking with them right now. I know my limit like I know what they do the stars only the wool tank Ain't no new fuck with I've been telling people that shit for years Listen, bro, it's gonna get you where you need to be I like it in a sense of like I said, it's helped me when I'm at home. I'm eating stars

Check it out. Look what I found Oh my goodness. What are the chords twinkle twinkle? Let's start How I wonder who you are And speed those my lord Lee now you gotta eat all this butter on here. Yes, there is. Oh my goodness I'm one. That's fair. I have one. I have one That's crazy

Lee I'm telling you Lee You tell me what when you sent that email to me, you didn't know what fucking door you opened. What email is to you? Lee applied for a job for For a fucking pizza guy and then he sent me an email and Lee had no idea the door that he was Like a month later, he got bronchitis Fucking hilarious I gave him a hit of hash and now you have 2000 milligrams 2000 even the fucking people who invented the company Said you ate 3000 milligram

The girl the face they gotta put your face. They gotta put your picture on the star You got on a bag. I gotta get something. Yeah, like you need to be the logo. Just your face So you went back home. You went back to what I consider home, new york city. Oh, yeah I went to chance dragging in how many times did you go? I mean, I only went I went that once because before right before I went I had to go to doubling I went before I went to dub. How was it? How'd you get there? I took uber and you went right to chance I was standing in the lord. You said I was standing in the lord. You said I'm in new york

Perfect It was a it was it was a little Travis is about an hour drive But I know it's like a 30 minute shot now you got me addicted to like I feel like I can't go to new york without Going over there. How was it? But because it was it was empty. It wasn't Empty empty. You know what I'm saying? I got that I got I got I got the cocoa number one. That's what I call the dispenser I got the spare ribs and the pork fried rice. I just got a little poo poo platter, you know the whole What for the appetizers, you know, I had some my ties. I was drunk as fuck. Oh, those my ties could fuck you

Oh, they had two of them. I was so drunk You know, I always went in there as a fan of the food You know, I looked it was so fucking hot outside. I'm inside know some of the food I never had rice that hot in my life. Like that should have fucking make the roof of your mouth hang Old jewish people don't fuck around they want their food hot Did the poo poo platter Only thing I compared to is like beanie honours Really how people just beanie honoured rice that rice is just as good as beanie honoured to me

I always do I went to bed a couple weeks ago with my wife. I looked at the tab I went to the father's date of the day Ouch, yeah, I gotta tell you something. That shit's good. It's good Holy shit My wife said let's go to benny hon. I go, you know what? Let's go. I haven't been to benny hon in years What's that garlic butter, man? Is it? Yeah. Oh my on the mushrooms. Yeah, but that's your fat jump That's your fat

Butter mushrooms is definitely the butter But the rice like I say benny honoured rice is my favorite rice like out of chinese rice or whatever type of you know Asian rice you want to say but chance dragging in was up there. It was up there. Let me tell you something It was up there. So when I first went to chance. I went as a fucking food consumer Like I would see Pete like two creepy people at the bar And I that's it and then I moved But when I went back to north bergen in 93 I kept hearing it for like three or four years dog. We hang on a chance. I'm like, no, you don't

And they would talk about getting fucked up a chance with those bowls and snort and blow and I'm like So also that went back home and guess what? I was going to chance And people go at night. You don't eat sitting. You eat at the bar You go to the bar you get a mic tie and you want to like pork and fried rice You can sit at the bar and watch the next game. That's what dynamite about that place That who went a fucking you eat pork fried rice and watch the game Like that with booze. You're right. That's what steals it. Yeah. No, you're right. Oh my god You don't know how many times I went in there and just chilled and

Didn't even get the rice food is fucking got the roast pork and two egg rolls With a fucking iron again or one of those chinese beer shingshao Are you fucking some spicy mustard some spicy yellow mustard and you watch the neck game You don't have to eat like a savage. You go on in the back and he'll let you smoke reefer He'll almost say you can smoke reefer and then if you notice That's only 10 minutes from the bridge So we be hanging and also not going to go to the city you want to make a move Yeah, what do you want? Who's going to make a move fucking me and leo take a run

And bro, we would sit there. We come up with eight hundred hours. Let's go We shoot right over george washington right over to 179 around that building I'd go because they were open only to one So you got to catch them by one But the cope was fucking how long has that place been there chance dragging in Chance dragging in the first time I discovered chance dragging in Honest honest honest I was 16 years old and that place been there. That's like I'm saying that's what I had to

Still the furniture like I can tell like it's still not the christmas all original like the christmas sign has not come down Since I was a child That's why I had to I had to go hearing all those stories you told about it That's like the mecca of the church right you have no idea You have before you went to church you have to go to change some other dudes Some other listener went and ordered spare ribs and took pictures It is such a fun, but I've also been the old aku aku On

Worcester and there was another place. I think it's next off route nine On boston that pork fried rice ain't nothing to fuck with either. That's ain't boston Yeah, boston got good chinese food too. I'll tell you who else got good chinese food to pittsburgh I had chinese food in pittsburgh that crossed my motherfuckers. Yeah, that's crazy. There's a couple places of philly Philly you could go to a few Boston was weird Because down the block from the wilton t there is like a solo china town Yeah, oh no, you have to it's a legit china town and the food was horrifically bad

It's not till you go to the suburbs nicks off of route nine You know Worcester aku aku Worcester That place had the best shrimp and lobster sauce. I put it up there with chant. It was brown I think you mean root one maybe yeah root one root one i'm sorry I don't know my roots. I'm all fucked up. I never had chinese food in boston You know, I didn't know i didn't know chinese people's in boston shit That's why i said chinese people like dog shit everywhere Chinese people like blacks cubans portable everywhere

When you really get surprised When you really get surprised like the first time i went to aspen, colorado in the area 1983 I went up to aspen the party And you know me the first chinese signal. I see a buddha I love that side. I've always I grew up on chinese food for the minute I came from cuba My mother threw me into chinese but i feel like that's just the east coast in general. It's i loved it I don't know nothing else. That's just like the easy quick fix Oh my god

Going like the new york being broke and just trying to like going working in the studio That was the number one shit three wings and some fried rice You know what i'm saying? You want a slice of pizza? Or if you go real broke get a beef patty Oh my god, oh my god from the brunks Those fucking beef patties Oh my god

You know what i'm saying? Oh my god Cocoa bread. I haven't heard that shit in years Bro, i'm telling you i lived off beef patties in the studio. That was my number one go to beef patties Like you say get one of them deli sandwiches Even like like it's you know Listen, bro. There's a place in north bergen Unlike 60 something street

How would a day one day for a quick fix of pork fried rice? It was delicious I'm just saying they just got it right here. They can't get it. No, they really try hard in california My wife's been making at the house. It's done She makes pork fried rice Y'all got the tacos on lot. That's what it is the mexican food out here is what it is You know what i'm saying? It's like i don't eat tacos nowhere else. I always write it's just it's just meat on paper And it's like what's that the tacos out here? Yeah, but tacos everywhere else ain't like out here You can go get it the regular like taco trucks that one taco truck by the ace hotel

That motherfucker is fire that 24 hour one like that's my favorite shit Don't get it. I was driving. I was hungry. I was stoned. I didn't want no drama And when that's the recipe I go to cactus And I went to cactus and I got three Carnita tacos And I ate those motherfuckers and when I went to pick them up The outside they should the of the soft shell burnt my hands, which means those carnitas were fresh I washed my hands. I got on that phone. What do you think's the first person?

I'll call my little goomba And sent them on a mission. I go li I don't know what you're doing. I really don't give a fuck what you're doing I know how much you enjoy food getting your fucking car and go get two carnita tacos. They're fresh They're fresh they're right out of the oven I went over and looked when I touched him. I went to get napkins to see and they were carving the fucking bone The pig was his head was still there on the top. Oh my god I was fucked up. He was the day it was like 100 degrees. I had just gotten home and he called me He's like go back out. Go back. Go back. Go back. I don't give a fuck. No when I'm out here

I eat tacos and shit. This is the best place to get that shit. Everybody ain't nowhere else Like like even like new york with the pizza new york pizza fire chicago pizza good You know, you go to certain places, you know what you're getting like people don't know detroit get a corn beef sandwich I think we got the best corn beef like if you go to a real hood spot like corn beef sandwiches I eat corn beef like other places they don't do it the same way we do it in detroit Like that's I think our thing is corn beef Isn't that what Irish people make? Yes. Yeah corn beef, man with the cabbage. You know that shit, man But corn beef sandwiches in detroit is not like corn beef sandwiches everywhere around the world

That's what I I the way they slice it the way they cook it everything about it. We do it totally different When I first like our shit, I don't know when I got the boulder dog I got the boulder. I was a lonely dude And I started selling cars. I had a girlfriend and shit, but I started selling cars And one of the first dudes that was solid I could trust was a dude named Jim Wheeler A dirty white dude from detroit dirty Like dirt like what's his name slingshade? That they're trained. You know, he grew up with black people the whole fucking thing

He was solid. He would tell me in the white way for detroit. You ain't no okay I had no choice but to grow away for that motherfucker, you know He gave me a shirt detroit the murder capital of the united states. That's when it was the murder capital the late 80s and shit We became tight and then he disappeared I asked people Some guy just uh friended me on facebook who was tight. We're wheeling and I asked him where's jim wheel and he goes Then I asked another guy and they said he's selling motorcycles his kids got into motorcycles So he's selling motorcycles, but this dude Was such a solid dude. He stuck out so hard in my life at that time like he

I went to I got locked up and my name was in the paper and shit Kidnapping the whole fucking thing You know before I got out. I was advised. I didn't have a job or anything Night I got out. I checked my answering machine. He called me a dog I'm the sales manager in a Subaru place a little month. I just talked to the owner. I got your job He had my back, you know, that's that's my real shit And when I went to Colorado about in the early 80s one of my tightest

dudes Like I was just out of new york city You know, like when you're just out of the hood Like I was still a little rough and tumble. I carry the peas and you go to some chill like this No, and these guys played football and when then it came up to me You want to play football on sundays? It's family type. We're all grew up together We're from michigan and they're from fucking uh, whatever So one sunday I went down and then half the crew was from louisiana

Some of them were black two of them And 18 of them were white and the other players guys were from michigan. Everybody was white Well, let me tell you something the guy's name was donny. Look at them. I forgot about this guy So just now his name was donny And his girlfriend was bank Banking as they were both from a town called east. I mean All the way up north and detroit all the way in michigan. Oh This motherfucking place got penguins and shit

That type of shit. Yeah, but peninsula. That's what's called up. You pee you pee so he lived in the up How does that work world listen to you pee is out of the world, bro He's up there riding snowmobiles like we ride car 83 become friends with this guy. He's one of these white dudes He's one of these white dudes that talks like yeah, you don't like those dudes from the up Like if you listen to guys from up you can tell you never mess somebody Even the fucking cuban doesn't do for the upee. I've never met anywhere Well, let me tell you what happened. No, let me tell you a short I actually should visit that shit one day

I'm never even heard of it. That's all I'm going to go if I ever have to run away Let me tell you short of seven like I should see you. I met this guy in july And we stayed friends. I go to his house smoked dope. He introduced me to his fucking little friends for upee He used to go up there. No and then one day he goes I'm going home for thanks kip. What are you gonna do? I go nothing. I think my buddy's gonna make a turkey. He goes fuck that. Why don't you come home? My dad would love to meet you And I go okay, and I bought a plane ticket and now I flew into Somewhere up north there was like an hour and a half drive to his fucking cabin

His family built the cabin in 1910 And they lived in it and they had a cut wood to keep it And they were telling me about ice fishing And on Thanksgiving day they had a tradition. They would play on something that had ice on it Like these motherfuckers are that tough like they would play football tackle football before The dallas came the dallas detroit game like this was crazy like the whole family were flying And they would play like one quarter of football and kill each other before detroit played dallas Put her things give you that bro. They treated me like family. They had no reason to

And I never forgot that michigan love so when I first got into comedy I had a buddy who said dog Where do you want to feature first? And I said seriously, I want to go to detroit So he got me a job at joey's comedy club in dearborn, michigan In the bottom of your air upset. Yeah, and at that time it was starting to get arabic Yeah, it was 95 it was 95 we call it a raps though That used to be but it was starting now. It's the it's the largest that's where it's going to go off from

Oh, no, i've burdened dearborn. You go out there. Just nothing should like sort of arabic You don't even see nothing with english writing on it no more every building got some fucking I've heard about that Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the best fucking, you know, you get the best hummus out there though. Lee Oh, yeah, they might cut your fucking head off They got the best hummus out there. You know the swarmas Oh, I do like swarming. Yeah, they got this fire swarmas. Do they have israeli shops? Is it all Mediterranean and shit if you have israeli places all go Now, what is Mediterranean qualifier when you say no one to a Mediterranean place?

I think that means everything from like israeli to greek. That's what they always call them to like during Mediterranean Yeah, Lebanese everything all of it. It's like the mcdonalds everything. It's it's pretty much like they're all very similar Can I get a gyro in a Mediterranean place? Yeah, that's probably called swarming. Yeah gyro the same thing My should I get the liver and rice? Oh, you like liver? I love liver From a Mediterranean place Jesus christ what is going on in the world? My people eat livers in an Mediterranean place

Felipe's a vegan a mexican vegan Now I got a black dude who eats livers at a fucking Mediterranean I think I like the rice. We're having peanuts in it sometimes Peanuts in and out like that. You don't like the peanuts. I just say that crunchy, you know, that's the best part of anything I'll tell you what the kung pao chicken is as crazy as I'll get Every once in a while you get a peanut in there I don't I don't like it. I want my textures. Yeah, I don't like peanuts. I don't like them That's why you don't like Thai food and shit. They give you that peanut milk

You'll stab a motherfucker. Yeah, that's like someone coming to you and be like, hey, you know, I put a ketchup on my hot dog I'm crazy. You're gonna shoot fire out your ass eating Thai food. I'll never forget somebody said you want some coconut soup or something I was like, are you fucking crazy coconut shrimp fire? I thought we're coconut shrimp. Oh You want a Jamaican you eat Jamaican food beef patties Don't you make him be if they count what like jerk and you like that? I don't like it either I can't really do it. I can't really do it Oxtails

Fuck with the oxtails and I'll fuck with a cuban oxtail, but I gotta know him for like 10 years They got a show but a resume and shit The restaurants gotta be stored and it's gotta be fucking tell me the day of Like tell me the day you make it on your day to cut the tail No, tell me the day you cook it fresh. Oh, okay Don't make me come in here. I came on the third day And they got an oxtail sitting chillin. Yeah, warm it up for you. Yeah, no, it's kicking. I like chitlin. So I'm barfucked up What's chitlins pig intestines?

Yeah, that's Pig intestines my family eat raccoon What how the michigan ones or the mississippi ones? Michigan like I mean, yeah, I don't know where they from but everything's giving us the raccoon on the table How do you prepare raccoon? I don't know but he'd be there with the head everything Coon And the food and the meat the other tastes. I ain't never ate the coon but

Like I said, I'm chitlin just enough of me. I don't care if you want it and hog mugs like I eat the hog mugs too Let's start. I eat pig feet too. My roommate is the pork though. I ain't gonna lie. I eat the pig rooted to to the I ain't gonna lie I ain't changed. You know, Jamie Fox saying I leave remember he played that character that used to get drunk and talk shit And one day he said listen I could give up the pork But then white women. Oh, yeah, I can't give those. It's the same thing shit but

I guess I don't know I probably could give a pork over white. We have before I give up white women I get them. I agree with him Because yeah, but I don't know man You got a lot going on. You got the movie you work on Yeah, that's the main thing right now, but shit. Thank god For the fucking church and steven pressfield I'm working a lot more than what I normally would be because like I say I usually Which is tight in some sense too. Because like I said, I'm not the type of guy that go to the like as rappers

They go to the studio every day, which I get that that's like, you know, if you like like in the book It's saying that's like being a professional you working on that crap every day every day And I don't think I could be that kind of artist that just records every day. The writing aspect is the most You know intimate part for me. That's the part I care about me too I'm in the same boat is the performance part of it. You know what I'm saying? Like because there's a lot of people that I I'm a fan of that they probably don't have the best deliveries And the best, you know a way of presenting what they're doing But I can hear the how good the writing is and I still could become a fan of that

So at the end of the day, the writing is the most important part to me. So long as I wrote some good shit I feel You know real confident in what I'm doing wearing them. I'm not gonna say in the past But I'm not much of a rapper like a good rapper in that sense where I know I can have not that much of a good rap But I could perform it that good to make the shit tight. You feel what I'm saying So now it's just all about the writing and the performance is secondary where I feel like maybe I wouldn't say the past album, but maybe you know, just not even just a few songs here and there

Where I know the performance outweighed the writing But right now I feel like the writing is the number one goal for me right now Let me ask you something. You ever write something That you really like but for some reason it didn't click with everybody else. It didn't click with everybody else All the time and now you were bringing back two years later and it clicks this time I mean when my music always kind of works like that in some sense Where I put some shit out and I don't get the initial response where I feel I'm gonna get And then two years go by and everybody's saying it's the best shit ever

But I have done songs like that where I put my all into it and no one I don't know Maybe other shit overshadowed it and then I made songs that I didn't do Feel like I put any effort into and it became some of my biggest song Do you test that's the fucked up part about it? Like my biggest song probably like one of my biggest songs like grown up It had a great video and everything But I literally wrote that song in like 10 minutes It wasn't even like a song I meant to make to put out and it became one of like my biggest songs ever made

Do you test out your songs because I was I have like people that I trust their opinions Right and they've been you know been working with me for so long and they know what What my quality and what my level of type of stuff that I'm making so I can respect their opinion and I play it for them But for the most part I'm so critical of myself that I'm like my best a and r Well, because I was thinking about the process that joey goes through because he tested out at comedy clubs and uh Artists no it sounds different. You just gotta make it at least the album and they're like well. I hope they like this

Yeah, I hope they like it. Yeah pretty much. That's kind of crazy It's it's very it's very stressful. That'd be kind of interesting. Let's see community album I feel like putting on an album for me that whole stage of Once it's done and it's in the mixing and mastering process and it's getting to the point where the cover's done That's like one of the most stressful times that I've ever been through in my life. Like I'm literally missing sleep I don't you know before the critics review it before the people hear it Like that's like one of the most scariest times because I feel like with me. I'm not like It's make a break with every album and that's the thing I think where a lot of people

I think a lot of people like me in that sense because I treat it like that and every album I put out as a risk I never did what could work for me. I always try to Like like you say I want to make motherfuckers take the ride You know what I'm saying? So I never did what people expected me to do and what I and what they would like me to do Like I can do what they want to do and they enjoy that and they would love that but they always be like fuck that Let me see how far I can take you somewhere else. You'd like that shit Let me twist and tangle that and figure out another way to present that to you with another light You know every part every album you release

Totally a comedian or rapper a fucking tap dancer You're putting out there. What's going on through your life right now You're channeling something that's going on through your mind through your heart something that bothers you It's a piece of you. Yeah, whether it's somebody who don't put their fucking blinkers on So this chick gathered throughout because she gave me that herb Or something fucked up. It's just I'm just fucking around So it's it's But everybody don't think of it like that and that's the thing that hurt too

Well, because like we the motherfuckers that look at like bullshit go out with good stuff So they make people search so people don't want to take chances no more Yeah, no, no, you had like even with music I feel like it's only some people that listen to music and they car go into work And they happy with what the people give them, you know and they can Probably hear a song they don't like it like that But then you hear it every day on your way to go to work Well, you know, you hear it in a nightclub and everybody dancing to it. You're like, oh, I like this song now. I know this

It's only so many people that could just hear that shit and know that's bullshit And know the shit that's around and be like I want to seek out and search for something better Absolutely, and they look for something better. I have those times in my life where I'm like I'm tired of the shit that I'm listening to and just want to find something new and just seek it out and just find something Like what is new or get to the point where I'm like, what's old that I haven't heard before that can inspire me You know and try to find something like sliding the family stone. Yeah Even you say like super fly you said a podcast not too long ago and I went back and listened to super fly like brilliant Brilliant the whole fucking out the shit they was talking about. I had no idea different than rap music

No, it wasn't it was the early early early origins. He was He was kind of rapping Curtis. Yeah, it was rap on super. It was kind of like I feel like that was the music that was Like you say when black he was black that was the democra was getting confidence off that shit Like they was pimping or whatever doing they was doing at that time But that was the soundtrack to what was going on. Did you ever listen to the army put on after superfly? No, I never was a Curtis make come on. I was born in 81 Just You know, I go back and listen to some old music, but most of the old music I went back and listen to was all the most

I Feel like I went back and just listen to it like I'm the type of person that they go back and search top of the albums ever And pull up a Rolling Stones list and go listen to a Beatles album or a fucking David Boy album, you know Half the time Curtis may feel ain't on that list and slide the family stone. They don't over list. You know what I'm saying? But have that shit was influenced by those type of motherfuckers though. You know what I'm saying? Did you hear? Like when I put that family affair It sounded tremendous. I listened to it I stopped it after the third time and went out to the bathroom and smoked a bowl

And came back and I couldn't believe I was listening to what I was listening to Like I was ashamed of myself for forgetting about sly. I seeked out something old I couldn't listen to death leopard pyro mania no more I couldn't listen to fucking what else was on the track list lately. I had a horrible I'm going to audio slave Chris Cornell's band with Rage Against the Machine I started from the first time fucking tremendous the first two albums listen audio slave. I like the first the first time coach He's put coach. He's on the video for me. What's this? What's this? This is I mean, I love Chris Courtney

All right, so he boogies from sound garden in 97 They have see that they have allegations pop pop pop he disappears Okay, he did it perfectly I'm sitting there one day and I'm like I wonder what the fuck chris cornell's doing And there was a dude at the comedy store in those days. You never seen this video my brother No

Blast this on for my play 30 fucking million views Put the music on yeah This is cornell's nine inch mills, right? Huh? No, that's Trent resner. I'm tripping. Yeah cornell sound garden and the other guys are Rage against the machine They all get together first time They're on the night show the rooker Rage Without Zack Rage Without Zack See I didn't

Yeah, nobody knew about this shit But watch and listen to this shit Yeah, Tamarillo And this is 99 2000 when they were still spending money on videos Watch this shit guys watch watch watch Nine minutes I watched another MTV for this fuck. Yeah, I remember this. This is tremendous dog Oh

Shit Yeah, you gotta flux this album this gross audio slave out I remember this fuck. Yeah Me But not if you say what you're like, I I I realized how big this is back then I didn't understand Sound garden and raising the machine clicked up Yeah Yeah, that was about this money stuff. Yeah, this is a million dollar video, right? Yeah

Right 99, you know, they was tripping. That's why we ain't got no money in music now. Yeah these motherfuckers They spit it up. Look at this Oh Damn Yeah, I'm having this because that is kind of crazy. I didn't realize I was going to like Raise the machine, but they have always found us And then must suck for them because that's loud going off Oh my god

I wonder how they can do this And they had to do this a couple times I think maybe it's a one thing right here. Check this out right here. It's tremendous I I can't believe you still can't believe it, but you move on Fuck it Good That's cold you shit it This is rage on day, you know what I could this band is rage like

Now someone's singing instead of someone rapping Yeah So here's the first time you hear this so they They had to have it on for the shoot But they only let you hear it at the end They took like one of those when they go, all right, let's hear the the temperature of the room

But they just now hit the next one. No, no Sorry The next one watch this to someone he don't know about audio I mean, I just I swear I remember I'm telling you I forgot about it too, dog I was in the corner around this time I get pissed off when I forget about music The one right up there show me how to live and then you ever see that movie

with fuck Tom Cruise And Jamie Foxx collateral. Oh, yeah, is that the name of it collateral damage What's that with that over with Jamie Foxx at the end when they're drunk when they're driving right? I think just collateral maybe when they're driving I get that problem when they're driving to la

You see the fucking wolf crossing the street And that soundtrack That's fucking the audio slave too I think But listen to this shit crank this leak Take that mule cocksucker. Here you go I Gotta do a bond bucket

We're back Lisa. Yeah, we're back cocksucker. It's over You're right there's a mosquito trying to kill me I Have so many mosquito bites are on my body. I don't know where we have this often Maybe you stink a shower and you wouldn't that's that fucking hummus You eat that fucking hummus and it comes out of your pores And it attracts mosquitoes. They love they love hummus Nah, it's whatever fucking sweat

Kill that fucking You got me all fired up with the hummus now my dear hummus is nasty. Let me give some shout out real quick here It's hummus nasty man. First off. Don't forget friday saturday Four shows long island bitches governors Listen, it's gonna rain all weekend. You know where to go. There's no party at the shore The shore house you got you got dick to do this weekend Governors long island why sitting traffic why sitting traffic you're up there already levy town

Honey, the whole fucking caboodle Bring reefer bring some fucking clam chowder. Whatever you got But listen her views. I love you benjamin paul billy sad ass patro 615 Randy thomas punch drunk podcast. Thank you for having me on drew skill chin And the infamous

Nah or something like that. Who the fuck knows? You know me. I'm trying to put pieces together also thursday Fucking 4th of july weekend june 29th ice house working out with uncle joey the small ten dollar bill I do an hour. Who the fuck knows what we talked about We smoke reefer weed stars and I do comedy instead of doing a podcast fucking So what's going on? You gotta put on a double album this time. Hell nah, but that's too much double fucking Detroit funk bring it up. I record like maybe 30 to 50 songs

And you just narrow it down to the best shit that I got already the 50 fucking songs I'm working on like I would say I have I'm Just think I'm just so thankful for you know For you man, because you've totally inspired this Writing of this album because I have like I said, I'm way more prepared than I ever been for a project than I ever been Like just even if the shit that I got now, I don't even use but just to be that I'm already like just to get your

Get the wind beneath your wings type shit. I've been in the stride of just writing like I'm confident to like Going to any studio and just do what I got to do and make some good shit You know who helps you do y'all who you requirement? I mean, I can we talk about that right? Let me get a lighter. I still got to keep that one in the no worries. No worries. You know, it's gonna fuck people worlds up Yeah, no, no, no, I like it. Anybody got a lighter over there. Yeah I think I probably stole yours. He's just Christ on money. You know, I'm a cigarette smoker, so I have one y'all had the white one We was going on with that chocolate. You forgot

I'm done. Let's say you wear. All right. Let's do it all the chocolate He's got one little piece over come on, man It's like that deal. What would that be? Yeah, Lee? Oh, this guy came all the way from Detroit to see. Yeah, come on, man. Disrespect him. Come on Go on by that little piece. He's gonna do it there. The Jewish mafia It's for the mouse a little piece, man. Forget it. The mouse don't want no chug. It's too hot. You put a mouse Y'all got a mouse here. Yeah, that's the one. We don't have a mouse. Don't fucking believe It's an expression from when I was a kid if you went to my buddy's house

You see how that couch has that gap in the bottom? That's what he would have. He would have a dish under there And if you went over there and you'd like broke up coke or did a line off his shit All he asked is that you left a line for him out. He said nights he'd go under He goes some nights. I wonder if there's like a gram of coke I hit the jackpot like four people came over and left like a quarter gram for him and shit See, I'll leave something for the mouse If you got no coke leave a bud leave us a little tiny bud just to get the party started

And nobody's feelings get hurt. I'm sad. How long you in town for my brother? No, I'm um Actually have a show sunday. I just came to hang out with y'all guys You know Came by and said pay my tax at the church. I miss y'all, you know Saying that's it all going to Detroit. That was great. That was great. I was you made my night. Sorry the fucking place You got to climb up a ladder. Oh, no, I want to know man. It's Detroit, man I'm used to climbing up ladders and that mother place is cool I don't like the guys that were standing in the first show

But then he adjusted for the second show and the second show I did a lot better You know, it's tough to to stand it's tough to do comedy and standing venues You know, there's all gave her has it like doing a rap show to sit down and you like that's the hardest shit in the world So I'll get it, you know, so they is the opposite when you do A rap show you want them to be standing? Yes, you have to have to be sitting down. It's like a theater like it never works I mean for like maybe someone that's singing It's just like they're watching you look at the show for someone that's singing or maybe They're all gonna get up if it's in a theater and it's like a rap audience. Don't they just make a certain

They got up for the fucking for belly holly And they don't have a choice and they already standing they might respond to you better than they were sitting down you know I'm sitting down at a rap show unless you motherfucking Biggie and Tupac on stage together. I ain't gonna stand up. I'm gonna take them and make use of my seat So I could get it I'll be sitting there smoke my weed and didn't look up at the screen You ain't gonna look at the stage. You like fuck it So

And he's like, you know, that's why playing those big venues like playing stadiums and shit Like I play Wembley Stadium opening up for Eminem. Now that the biggest shit I did like 50,000 people or some weird shit or something like that and that was like crazy But I get it like you can't it's always somebody that's bored 50,000 I don't know if it's 50. I might be a gloss is on the bill How big is Wembley Stadium? I don't know who else is on the bill when I'm not just it was me In our future

Tyler the creator in our future Eminem At Wembley Stadium. So whatever Wembley Stadium hold he sold it out So Jesus Christ and it's a big motherfucker. That's a big that was the biggest show I ever played. Now it's open Oh my god You don't even want to know 90,000. Oh, so as I said, I was in front about 50 because I was opening So that's the number I had. He's like it's 50,000 people here. So Eminem is still amazing I'm opening for him in glass glass go. I think

Coming up this summer. So yeah I've never seen him live It's great That's really cool. I mean I'm just blessed to be able to I mean being from Detroit. I was allowed to do with it and Just me working. So I'm just like we have the same management So I'm just blessed to be a part of that team because I don't know where I'll be at without those guys, you know Because that's one thing about me. Like I don't

I'm not signed to like I'm I'm an independent artist, but I have major management And that's what a lot of artists price should realize, you know, like it's not about the record label anymore It's about the team you have around you, you know And that's what worked for me. I don't know if it'll work for anybody else But that's why I feel like work for me is the people I got around. That's why I owe them everything Shots out the big homies dark and Paul You know, no, you're uh, I gotta tell you something man The more I get to know you is the more I love you. I mean you're uh, they don't make them like, you know

Your parents did a tremendous job. They had you at 16. Yeah, they did a tremendous job That they they opened up their home. They adopted Which when you adopt, yeah, that is kind of That's a supernatural thing to want to do, you know, I look at mercy I even think about that shit sometime like I don't want to have no kids, but I might adopt one day Like Jesus Christ after what happened to me the people that opened their homes to me That's the beauty that I've seen about people who have just said listen That you're refrigerated and this just didn't happen once to me

This happened a couple times people said don't you want to live here? Stay here, you know, whatever's mine is yours. That's a different beauty. You see a different beauty of people That's uh, something that's we come from where we come from because no It's close in the middle like if people ain't the nicest people in the world in those places, you know to even do shit like that Oh when I was in bolder 94 I think I told leave once before there was a dude Who was named with sammy at the time? It was 95. So who the fuck knows how old I was

That was 22 years ago I lived in bold. I lived in a little rocky apartment And I had a screen tv not a big screen. I had a nice trinitron and I had a weightlifting bench But I would use as a coat hanger a weightlifting bench and with that It's where I would eat dinner And I had a little love seat and I put my feet up and it worked for me I had a bathroom and I had a kitchen and the bedroom was one big mattress And it was my rocky apartment. So I started working with this to the sports betting service

And him and his girlfriend like either felt bad for me my situation that I was I got Like a comedian and I was doing the sports betting and I was At that time I only had my daughter like 10 hours a week But they were like listen, bro. We live down the block from you We don't want you to be alone at night. We're gonna cook a dinner for you We'll leave the door. We're gonna make a key for you. It was fucking absurd And I would just go over there at night and turn on that movie with bruce willis

and daemon wanes The detective movie Eddie griffin was in it. He's on a train was in a minute. No, this is about them two money He's a private detective. No, this is before money train. This is 1994 The last boy scout. Oh, last boy scout. The last boy scout was late 1991 I watched that movie 80 fucking times Thinking about how I was gonna be a comedian Thinking how what happened? I'm bug floating my mouth. Jesus. Let me ask you a question

There's that beef another doesn't be on the floor. You know before we're playing a video. It's music He's squatting that shit and like I'm catching them I'm sitting there going is this motherfucker going crazy And I go, you know what he's reacting to the lights Maybe his eyes are sensitive What he had was a bug now You and I are sitting here Listen to me. Let me just talk to you logically Lee. Just so you know

A week ago didn't Ralphie may come in here and a beef flew in Yeah, then he saw that was funny. That was so fun. Yeah, but every day is something that's always on you And every night he goes to me. I come here. I have no bugs because you don't see these bugs No, because you know why you got you know why you got the bugs? Why? Because a hummus That nasty shit comes out of your fucking pores And you attract these fucking mother-fucker. You don't see them bothering me A bug just went into your mouth

You know why because you have hummus residue and your throat because you didn't list arenas You didn't gargle like a nasty bastard that job If you were to gargle this morning, you won't have that little hummus fucking goat milk Fucking garbanzo taste What do you eat with with pita? Sometimes, but usually I like schwarma And you put hummus on your schwarma? Yeah, you just see you don't see this fucking Yeah, do you see him going around the african-american and you see him bothering the cuban? No

He's bothering you now you're a jewish Which means you're a high qualified race Why would a bug be bothering you? They shouldn't be bothering you know when they're bothering you can eat that hummus and you attract that shit It comes out of your fucking pores all over israel. I don't know what you're talking about As soon as you walk in the door, I can tell when you ate hummus So when you're walking I can smell on your back It comes out of your back pores

The hummus so I can't imagine what that little asshole of yours smells like and tomorrow with that doc I guarantee the doctor's gonna tell you Throw on the thing you have to get naked you have to put those little robons, but you're ass showing He's gonna bend you over and you're gonna hear. Oh, I guarantee I guarantee you've been shitting weird for years because uh hummus mcdonald Taco bell Pizza connection nasty man. It's probably less the hummus and more of the other things But the hummus is like fucking concrete

That's what keeps all those other things together Then the glaze from the stars Goes right over that Jesus Christ Where's that star you were talking about Lee? You know one of the bag and I'm sitting on that like fucking giant bag right here I'm not no more stars. Let's eat some more stars. Lee. Where's that star you're talking about ladies? We don't even know what these are these could be red just like the The purples

We're going for brookly one more Lee Lee It's over Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee I told you I'll leave when I come to the west cause it's part of the day after the hour time folks. Yeah, we're going deep tonight Yeah, and leave you know what don't matter. Guess what else? Lee you always hooked up I don't want people to sit at home like all poor Lee leaves always hooked up because as soon as we leave

Soon as the show leaves Lee's got three slices of pizza in front of that pizza. Why not? Yes, you do Let me see it. Let me see it. I don't know Open it up. You can I don't want the fucking pizza. So what do I have to have because you love it? You're Mikey from the Oh, yeah, Lee. That's you No, thank you You know, oh, let me tell you something Lee. Listen, please Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I know You've eaten pizza with 7-Eleven hair on it. You'll eat this at one point

I've never had 7-Eleven pizza second of all first off. I got young camera. They don't lie to me I got young camera. I've eaten plenty of things at 7-Eleven, but not pizza What are you eating at 7-Eleven? Do you see what they got? They got that new jalapeno cheese hot dog Which every time I go to 7-Eleven I I think about for about three minutes because I'm not sure if it's If it's Maya Lansky, what is it Oscar Maya Maya Lansky. It don't matter I just got hot dogs When I was growing in school in Boston, they used to have like this spicy chicken wrap. That's pretty good

And after that It wasn't mini 7-Eleven's where I grew up at. I didn't start since 7-Eleven so I left the hood booting Lee, what's the story with that star? I had enough stars. No, I eat one more. I don't respect. There's two right there You even got pizza the bell. Yeah Two more man. Come on I'm not gonna see it Because you're gonna call me tomorrow I'm not gonna call you tomorrow. You might go by after tonight eat those two stars

Eat those two stars. Let's get out of here. They're on the table. It's time to burst it. Let's do this shit That's right. It's the first day of summer I already had like 9,000 milligrams Lee you see me fucking eat you. What the fuck Lee? I open Lee Let me explain some to you Lee. I ate three stars before I gave you one But a time when I gave you a double I don't know. You think like yeah, you think like I'm retarded here

I ate three as I was talking to the periscope Then I started dropping them on you after I already ate three. So whatever you wait, you got to eat three Why? Because because because we're a team that's why now go get the fuck Now go eat those two fucking stars and stop complaining. You got a bong hit waiting for you He brought a fucking bottle of vanizette. He might show up It's a great night, Lee. Just throw him down your throat. No Lee we're gonna be fine. You have no where to go to mind. No where to be How much was the drive to Beverly Hills and get a finger up my ass

Fucking hot as fuck. I'm already we've already done like 2400 milligrams. Oh, yeah. Yes, we have. Oh, yeah I've done eight stars. All right. Do you want more we even One more one one out of two. Come on. We're fucking Danny Brown flew in The the guy got stabbed at the airport in Flint. Yeah, I was in Jesus christ, Lee I can't even be with my church people. We don't ask you for nothing. A little decency a little respect I love you Danny Brown I can't you can't do it. We are seeing Lee tap out No, he ain't tapping

Listen when I did the wing show, I didn't tap out. Lee's not tapping out. You did how many stars did you do? I did eight stars. All right. One more we even nine and five nine Eat the fucking stop put a chain on the first Jesus christ, Lee. He's the goddamn star. I want you to man. Just put them together like a sandwich Pop it it's gonna be easy You haven't even had but I can't eat a star right now because I'm a different I've been he's a Muslim. It's around without I haven't even converted from fucking Europe time What I was in Europe and doing I got back home my time zones. Like, you know, then I'm out here You got pizza

Like thank god But for for y'all guys, I'll be sleep somewhere right now. You know what I'm saying We eat the goddamn star. You got pizza. You got ginger ale You ain't got nothing. You got paper towels. You got a couch. You got the You probably go to your crib, man We'll call your buddy. We'll leave the air conditioning on we take a Yes, he will you could crash in here. That ain't gonna be meant to you man. You do that shit all the time, Lee deep brown fucking uh

I'm telling you every time I see you I learn more and more from you You're like a young fucking, uh, Marvin. Oh, man. I'm 36 years old. That's who you look like with this new haircut Like a young Marvin gang. I take that as a compliment. You got to take it as a compliment. Yeah, my own a bad motherfucker Think about all those motherfuckers. He was running out with Sly Stone He was running around in Detroit like all that shit is like my neighborhood too like Like even just being around there. I think I get that I don't know. It's like it like going to change dragon in. I got your energy. What happened to the star? Gray, you put it back in your hand. I know you were three quarters there. What are you doing? Just eat it

Jesus christ, Lee. Why is everything you left chopped on the table tonight? He makes it all. He makes it terrible And then he lets me creep and then he lets me get in his head in the morning I get I call him early and I start telling him listen We're going to work tonight. I like last night I tormented it to about 5 30 afternoon Then I gave him the hook. I said, don't worry about none. Really? I don't know making it difficult. I ate 1800 willingly. I don't need to do 800 what's two more at this point?

Making 2000 even and that's it. It's what's two. Listen, you already got 18. What's two more hundred gonna do? Nothing Just throw down your fucking snap and we'll get this party started. You're going a lot of your kind of stone though Yeah, me too That's the purpose of this whole podcast and let them know who the fuck db is Lee what Lee make don't make but Lee Listen, this this time last week you tapped out the week before that you tapped on this one. You'll lose stretch

This is how far asleep. This is not going to be good. I never saw at least I ain't tapped out. I know this is terrible Danny Brown on the show Can you fucking believe this in this game? You're halfway there You're halfway there. You have it in your hand. Just eat the fucking thing. What you throw it down your throat. Where's your water at? You got 19 You got 19 waters over there you got more waters over the 7-11. Oh, you ain't one. You ain't one No, he's got this creepy little hand

Pulling that shit You pulling that shit. Where's the other one? Will you please take one of this finish? Anyway db, this is what I deal with everything I know I love I never saw at least about it. No, it's getting worse and worse. It's getting worse. It's starting to fall Yeah, it's starting to fall apart at the seams Last week he complained about being sick summertime. Come on. Leave the girlfriend. I'm gonna beat him up and shit I don't know. It's trying to go deep dog any day now. He's putting this resume on zipper crew. I can tell

I can tell He was a girl for the talking about these stuttering and she's doing too much. Oh, he goes home and I can't do it I'm here the four in the morning. He called me at 7 30 Waked up. I was smoking more weed It never ends. I gotta be out of the sleep again. Okay. Okay No, you can't let him just sit right there though Like you took him out to take him back and put him in your bag. No, come on. Let's go Take that. No, don't give him dick until he eats that star

He's got to eat that star before he gets anything. I'm not he gets nothing He stole these bags for the gills. Oh, yeah, he ain't fucking around My god Lee, why are you thinking about it, Lee? So many animals Is because of flying in your mouth What's so yo, what's so you say? I haven't seen a flying years In this office. He sees mortra

bees Jesus christ these bitches glowing too. Lee, would you please eat this stuff? They so crazy You said 1800 so you're lying. No, I said it. I know what is this I ate like 2000 What is this you ain't like six? You ain't like you ain't like No, I I'm not talking to listen. I'm not talking about the fucking chocolate. Why are you talking to me? What do you mean? Why does it matter because we're not talking about the chocolate? Yes, we are I'm at least the first time you eat it. I ate the chocolate. I ate the chocolate. How many stars have you eaten? Eighth All right, so you need two more. No, I don't to compound it, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do

No, I'm not because I love you. You should get the two Drop the one and we'll drop the conversation drop the one Jesus christ Lee, why you gotta be a crybaby? Eat the goddamn fucking thing. It's Wednesday night. I'm not gonna see you for a couple of days doing this I know you're such a fucking And hell that thing get that party started. You got all day tomorrow. You can make waffles with mama You got this Look at this. He's stressing out eat hummus. He eat hummus, but won't eat another star

It's Is Then he goes no a stars don't even equal up to what a bowl of hummus is he goes to a fusion. I mean, it's it never ends Tomorrow, you know what tomorrow we're gonna do after they eat some hummus. What they kill themselves Hummus is delicious You both don't know what you're doing. Hummus didn't put bombs on themselves. Just do shit db. This festival you're doing this weekend Where is it high times? Cleo, michigan, and then where are you next weekend? Um, I'm actually off for a minute and I think probably my next show is pitchfork fest

Which is chicago, which is like one of my favorite festivals to play having played and This is like my third time playing it, but I haven't played in like two years so It's gonna be fun. Are you dying? No, it's a nightmare to cheat it. You got it. You got it. There you go. Just swallow one shot Let your intestines do the work Swallow it like it's a meatball you go along island as we get Yeah, so we go along island. Are you going to change? No, it's too far Look, look, look. It's like he's it's like he's in an alley. We're trying to stomachs put a dick in his mouth

What happened to the other one Ah We're pretty man. All right. Fuck it. Oh, look at Lisa. I see them saying ladies and gentlemen We're having a good time here. I'm happy people listen to the podcast. We just have we're just three fucking Momos having a good time In california right now. Lee is done Danny brown got a frown And uncle joey is stoned to the gills as usual that let's read some ads

And I'll get your motherfuckers out of here. Don't forget you're at the high times fest I'm in long island in the following week june 29th. I'm at the ice house $10 show. It's uh Work on night. Lisa. I don't be there always shaking hands giving out bubble gum Lisa. That's a bad motherfucker, bro. People I told Lisa at the other night He's killing himself to live he stays home every night like Sabbath. Yeah He should be out every night at the bar shaking hands taking pictures People always ask me what you do. Where's lee sienna? This lee is 2,000 milligrams

Okay He's 18 and a chocolate bar 250 that's too Can't eat nothing he's been eating 2,000 milligrams I'm gonna puke in your car He's not gonna puke dog No, you've been doing this shit for years Years. Yeah, he went to another restaurant. He got sick again. Hey, buddy. Listen to me. Yeah. No, no, some other lizard I got sick before I got to the restaurant. Yeah, no, no

Yes, I did because we we ate we ate where we eat what the g what the g yeah We eat two and a half and then one and a half. So what's that five? Yeah, okay. So that's five chocolate bars in two days and then I kill that doesn't matter What did you go eat with your wife? We went to get hummus. Okay Okay I answer myself. I listen me. That's I deal with this shit on a constant level the hummus saved him One minute. I call him I don't know what I'm gonna do with the chocolate got me sick

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You already realized you ate it. You just wake up and see rappers and shit everywhere and be like fuck That's my shit He wouldn't be in a hotel room. I just order mad shit and just wake up I just order rule service to eat it in my sleep be in a bed like I swear every once I'm at just like chicken bones like scooping up mashed potatoes go Like savage shit late hours, man. What's that room service? Get cut off man. You ain't got no choice Oh with that room service got all your fucking

You eating pringles you eating everything the m&m's there's few people That have 24 hour room service unless oh, yeah, yeah Four bills a night. Yeah There's a few places, you know in new york city you get up No, you can go up the street you go next door and you're gonna get some city you're gonna get some But this place is that oh with 24 hour room service you raise like a life saver And I ain't talking about that that bullshit 24 hour menu when they just got like a tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich I'll take that

I ain't you pound a bag if you get back to your whole top room at 2 15 And then I never do Are you fucking nuts? They got that fool in menu though at whatever time the fool menu at whatever time And they got they got leaves man. Yeah, they got wings burgers Caesar salad Uh, what else they got a soup. Yeah, I thought you always call for the soup tomato soup And you give the cheeseburger tribe. You're gonna shit blood. You know what? That night chef

Yo, give a fuck. You just want some meat. Oh, you know what? I got a But most hotels now you get back there and they have a thing called like the The local store and shit And I'll tell you what they got shit in there. I wouldn't need it But if I'm really hungry, I go down and I get the trail mix It's better than getting the ice cream cone Or a fucking pizza from stoffers Up to your ratchet. I get a hot pocket

I won't eat no fucking hot pocket. You're fucking nuts. Dylan hot pocket. I like this ham and cheese I mean, they got it. I mean, whatever you got to do at three in the morning and fucking Pitchburg or some real shit any midwest town. That's where it is really fucked like being in cleveland like That fucking week at offset the hotel like they don't that shit was over with and like too many restaurants around like I was starving You were as strong as the cvs. Yes, like I'm living on snacks You living up the the snacks in the hotel room the m&m's and the pringles and shit like that shit was killing me Well, we were in Detroit that night on the way home Fucking what's his name? Yeah, there was nothing in what's his name?

Stopped and got canned cheese. Oh my god, the squeeze and taco shells. That's cancer for sure No, not the not the squeeze. Oh, they can't oh case. Oh, they leave right by the potato Yeah, okay. So and we were eating that shit in the hotel lobby. It was delicious That motherfucker when we stopped he put a lid on it matt fool trying to take it up to his room The next day on the plane. He's like, I had this shit for breakfast jack I go god, you know, you learn some tricks when you on the road, man. Did I tell you what happened on that? No You know, I know homie and he hooks us up Every other week. So I scheduled it the week I went out there for you

And people you're gonna shit your fucking pants This could only happen in Detroit, Michigan Or in Ferndale as they say I take a three quarter full bag of stars. Yeah. Yeah, I go to Milwaukee and Milwaukee I think I ain't two of them or three of them just to warm up before I went on stage Because if I eat a lot of stars before I go on stage the lights start to bother my eyes They start going like this Yeah, so the lights really bother your eyes

So I always just take a few just to get the blood going just to let the liver out in the band So I Ate like three of them and the next day I ate like three of them I was excited to see you so I go fuck I'll eat like four Because he'll eat a couple and I put it Well, yeah, you got there you said you lost it wasn't in my I put it I folded it old school style And I put it in my hooded sweatshirt

Because it was too big to fall out of the sleeve In the old days I would have tied a knot And I've walked I've dug I've passed cops at that That's old school on the quick when cops say you keep walking Hey, what when you got in that bag you and I have that hooded sweatshirt flipped over with that Arm and I'll put it in the pocket. You're a fucking genius right there. That's old school gang I didn't put the knot on it And you fell out so somewhere along the line it fell out. I was disappointed. I thought you were out of stars

and the next thing you know We all go back to the hotel We go inside We eat Matt Fultron says he's leaving And our friend from Canada goes I gotta go back. I go let me walk you outside We walk outside in the front of this hotel And I was that your car. She goes, yeah, and I look up Five feet from the van is the bag of stuff

On the ground no one touched him nothing nothing nobody even saw those fucking things That was a jackpot and that was all I was they wouldn't even knew what they were fucking well They were fresh. They were fresh all I kept worrying about is a kid was going to pick those up With three little cousins thinking a candy. Let's eat a bunch of these and also I'd be on the plane Reading about three kids in michigan that ate medical marijuana But they recovered the bag and my fingerprints around My mind was You know, I had the weirdest shit ever happened to me

This was in australia And I um I went I never do this. I had a show and I had an after party. I never have after parties I go to after party and it's this girl This weird girl. She just keep fucking with me. She's like keep being around me and fucking with me And I'm not paying her no attention the way she wants So she eventually gets to the point where she cusses me out like fuck you you think you are that blah blah blah I get too mad and I throw my whole cup of hennessy in the bitch face like

The bitch is soaking in hennessy in the face like blah blah blah whatever I get security kick the bitch out the club When I leave out the club the bitch is already waiting by my sprinter man Like she's just there something like fuck it. I threw her in the van and whatever we get back to the hotel room Whatever happens happens, whatever All I do I was in the bed I was like falling asleep and I hear it on the phone like arguing with like a boyfriend or something No, I'm not with Danny Brown. I don't know what you're talking about blah blah blah. This is not a lot Whatever I pass out. I wake up in the morning and I get up like normal chick getting up on I just trip over the bitch shoes

like And I look you know The bitch didn't take shit like she left the room, but she didn't take nothing Like her purse her panties her socks her shoes anything she so she left on the hotel room just as just bottomless So I'm thinking to myself like What's happening with this like the hotels here leave out my room naked like Did she just walk up the street naked? Where did she go? What is going on? I have all her shit right here I'm talking about she left her person or Wiley her ID every day

I'm freaking out at this point. I'm thinking I'm about to leave out the room and I'm about to get locked up in the lobby You know what I'm saying? I mean, nothing happened, but just like the scary thing Did you find her? No, I don't know to this day. I don't even know how would you do with this stuff? I just fold it up real nice And left it on the table in the hotel. You're my tour manager. He came my room and I told him about he's like, oh, shit He wanted to cash the wallet man Nah, I don't think so. I just her ID and shit though

Did you wipe everything down? No, I didn't with Clorox. No, I didn't I don't know what happened to she left my room naked though So bad Hard clothes left in my room Disappeared so I don't know Yeah, it's called unsolved mysteries. How fucking crazy is that? I was terrified to leave my room and then when I left out like it was like some police out there thinking it's for me But it was like some Politician was staying at the hotel. They was guarding him. But I'm really thought like I'm going to jail in Australia

This is the worst shit ever. I had a horrible experience in Portland, Oregon And when I got home she was on twitter And she tormented me for about two months And she just disappeared Like we're having Never shown up again came to two years in a row Tormented me a little bit the first she had tormented me a little bit the second year that she really got on twitter

Would send me direct messages and shit This one day they just disappeared a period. No, I have I've been through see I saw I'm over that man. Like I don't know, you know Every night and then you get sucked back into some bullshit, but I'm so much over that just going just to just the drama and the stress Everything is all cool until the next day Type shit, you know me and I'm just tired of living like that at this point Like you said like like you said like you was tired of this shit by the time you was 38

I'm 36 and I'll get what you're saying like I can see myself in two more years and be like man Fuck every you know what I'm saying like But it's just like it's the life of a rapper like living like it's hard kind of to Just one thing's hard for me is just being in the hotel room by myself That's almost like being in jail Like those late nights is being stuck in the hotel room and you can't sleep but That's when bad shit happened. That's when you're getting trouble like the chris rock joke That's when you go into atm at two in the morning. You feel what I'm saying like

And that's my trouble at 37 I was seeing The field And what I wanted a lot more And I knew in my heart that whatever I had going on in bolder that was dead That was never gonna happen the dream of me Raising my daughter in bolder and being a comedian That was never gonna happen if I went back there. It was just laying back So I was already committed to staying here and I met my wife in 2000

This next weekend is our anniversary 17 years. Congrats. Congrats 17 fucking years. That's crazy I took her on a date. I think I met her for lunch And then I asked if she wanted to drive me to lake avis who for a gig And she brought her kitten cat finny And the fucking speedometer broke. It was a fucking nightmare run But you know what after that we started dating. That's how I go That's how that's where I'm at 17 fucking years ago. Well, you're coming up on an anniversary, right? Yeah, four years. Look at you for fucking years

You buying the ring now now she got a job and she you ready not yet. You're ready for freddy I need to save my money for a ring first. Yeah, that's the thing too. How much is your budget for a ring? I haven't even thought about it, man, but it has to be like what at least four or five thousand at least right What is the commercial section? 20 points of your action. I don't know 20 points of your actions. I guess Fuck oh my god. I can't I can't do it. I'm gonna leave but I don't know what the I don't know what the commercial was the slogan about the same three months salary everything five thousand. Yeah. Yeah three months salary Everything is five thousand. Okay, so you got like that's not gonna happen really 20,000

25,000 budget for a nice wedding Jesus Wedding yeah, I'll do the wedding for that much not the not just the ring No, you're not gonna shut off for the ring. She's gonna pay you for you in a couple weeks. You're gonna come home It's what is it? It's July by September. You're gonna get the message that this is the kind of ring she likes I already know what kind of ring she likes that that's been known for like three years She's already told you. She's already showed it to you. Yeah. What type of gays and rings. She likes. Yeah Look at your shit and you locked it down already. I haven't locked it down. That was the sound right there though

I don't like anything down. Look at me wrong everybody. You need that though. Like you need that I don't want to race again So I need to know what kind of like she likes because I'm not I'm not responsible like that To not to be like on my own You feel me? Like I gotta have somebody like hold me down Like I'll be I don't know what I'll do if I didn't have like I can't wash clothes and shit I know that sounds too. That's like the smally shit, but I just can't do like I can't change the tire. I need a girl that's gonna change the tire. You feel what I'm saying

You know, man Once I catch a flat with a bitch and she hop out and crank that motherfucker up and change herself and that's the Bitch I'm married. That's right Brother, I always wanted to be Charles Bronson It's you niggas Charles Bronson always lived alone He was saying like And all his creepy movies except death wish where they killed his fucking family and raped him

But you know, he was in there like a motherfucker death hunt. He lived in a fucking hut The other place with the watermelons. He lived in the colorado in a hut by adam to get a love interest and hard times he fucked his off-screen wife But he put her in there and he was she was just a prostitute But he lived by himself on like a bed in a mattress in a room with a light That's how we thought that's how it would end up. You know what I'm saying? That's how I'm gonna end up a fucking bed by myself in the parking. We just a pistol

Oh my god, and all of a sudden I met my girlfriend, bro And it was like two years. I'm like, I don't know where I got it. Then we started living together Four or five years six years seven years. Yeah, you gotta pull the trigger. Exactly eight years She was starting to look a little fucking agitated. That's I called her up every date and shit in the rest of his history I told her in september and we got married november like the The wednesday before thanksgiving listen. Oh, he just said he just he told her in september I called her in september and said can I can we would you marry me?

She said, yeah, when do you want to get married? I said the wednesday before thanksgiving She goes isn't that a little too quick? What's the difference? If we're gonna do it do it. Yeah, get it over with what kind of budget do we have that whole year? Like going through that shit. I'm with you. I'm ready to get it over with Listen, I don't have time to get distracted I don't even want to go to that before I start some papers. Oh, you're fucked. If a woman doesn't know that about a man You shouldn't be getting married facts If if you know that if he's in the studio with some special people that helping him out

Make his album Don't call him up and ask him the color of the check because he can't even think of that. No, no So this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna get married We're gonna get married. Let me see what let me look at the calendar Let me see what week I got off the week after Mexico. I'll come back and marry you. Well, I was thinking no Yeah, I do we got time. There ain't no thinking there ain't no fucking thinking. Are you right? Well, my mother can't come we'll fuck her then. This is how we're doing it We're doing it right here at this joint. You like the place you even said it yourself

I want to get home. Listen. We ain't got time. I'm gonna fucking tour. This is the danny brown Who keeps the lights on in here facts, you know, say who keeps the fucking lights on this fucking In this fucking tent, right, you know, so That's the I don't mind that shit. That's what that worked out Fantastic for my wife. She was solid though. Like she didn't bother me at all. She just put it together We got married on worship boulevard in one of those places That you walk in it's like a laundry man. You go into the back And they have like a fake fucking altar

With a priest and they marry and your friends come it was tremendous Then we had the party at the hollywood bowl And we catered it. Mm-hmm. And that was it. Yeah, that's good And it was a wednesday. We had to invite nobody to fly long distance. There was no bullshit Like man, I hate getting everybody to wait. Oh my god, they're fucking I don't want it Oh my god Dog when you invite me to a wedding you're fucking insulting me Yeah, because how do you tell them up? I don't know. No, like oh

Sometimes I tell them no and sometimes I just And so like weddings and funerals are like the most awkward shit to me I don't want to be going either. You know what I'm saying? I will if I don't have a choice, but If I can skip out on them Graduations all that shit. I'm just not with Ceremonies and type of situation. I don't know nothing. I get I don't get anything. I get I don't know I just don't feel right. Some people need to have that built into them I'm I don't have that mechanism built into me to be validated message. No, no, no, no, no

I had a friend here. I had a dear friend here. Whatever plan whenever I play san francisco. She shows up. She's beautiful from texas My brother, I never saw nothing like that She went to the university of texas and austin and she was in a sorority And my brother db I knew you know, I knew how I hung out with a boyfriend I hung out in that comedy circle. She wasn't a comedian, but she dated a comedian. They moved here together. I knew all of them Bro, there wasn't a much that went by. She didn't go to a wedding I mean, it was like I go over and go where's your wife? Where's your girlfriend? Oh, she went to a wedding without you

What was the way I go with a second? Did she go to a wedding two weeks ago? Yeah, and she's got one next week in new york city that I'm not going to either She would go to weddings because all those girls from texas moved and were getting married all over the country I had never in my life Scenes and I asked the ones I go you pay for these things and she goes, yeah They sent me a vine and you just dare And I asked her why she goes because one day i'm gonna get married and I went off My 18 sorority sisters to be there and I got it. I am this has to be expensive, too

Oh Fuck that And people are requesting you to go halfway around the world now Like I always get emails from people you got by your own room I think I discussed this once before and somebody said that somebody Wanted to get married like in fucking india Like they wanted to get married like in a tomb of And they told the people know when the people took them off that facebook thing and

Never talked to them again. I'm like that's the name and touring like fucks up your whole Vision of traveling. What's that like touring and shit like it's just Yeah, no like I'm like I don't want to get on the plane unless you're picking up an envelope. Yeah, and and even that just like I don't know. I can't really enjoy my I don't know like I feel weird because I've been to everywhere So just me going somewhere without making money. It feels kind of weird to be there. Like it's been fun though I'm gonna fucking it's brutal. It's like what the fuck why am I here like I would be at home on my couch Tape you know our dear friend Lou Gomez Is doing if you're in the new york city new jersey area

They're doing skankfest Ari Shafir is doing it already lang is doing it. I mean tickets might be sold out Yeah, for sure. I don't know about our show if it's sold out. I love those guys to death But it's part of a festival And you understand how a festival goes for comics Whatever you make a weekend. They don't give a fuck They pay you a flat. They give you a hotel They feed you one of the dinners and they give you a little per diem

And that's it. I did a festival a couple years ago. They paid great one night. It was tremendous. I did it I'll do that. But these guys Wanted you to be involved in a couple of shows there really wasn't a lot of money In my world if I got on the plane for six hours 12 hours away from my family for a weekend It's gotta be a certain number I just can't do it because i'm going away from my daughter's sock again. Yeah, thanks Okay, you're you're not paying me for the comedy show

You're paying me for fucking driving out of lax. Yeah, yeah Okay You know, uh, it's not gonna be the next couple weeks. I'm gonna be friendly for anybody flying, bro Oh, right now. They already started doing shit at airports every fucking day The late seems like the last four weeks Every day there's a terror attack somewhere Oh, London. I just left from there and it was high security

It took no, I was there. I left the same day that building caught on fire that grunt fell tower I was there that I left that morning that happened. It took like a normal ride to the airport is like an hour It took two hours to get to the airport. I almost missed my flight But I made it so thank god I was already prepared to miss it though because I thought I was gonna miss it but I love I love London. I love being out there, but like it is kind of creepy now Like I used to feel that way about Paris way before that Paris should happen like some reason Paris just creeped me out every time I'm near

I'm like I don't trust this place, you know, I'm saying like it just makes me just stay in my hotel room like I'm cool I'm hanging out. I hung out a few times because Same cool, but You know one thing I learned about traveling though every place could be Cool if you know to write people. Absolutely, you know, I've been the hellholes I think that dynamite I don't even want to tell people the places that make me happy

Would make people disgusted with me Like the places that really make me happy Where I go and it's an enjoyable three days. Yeah, you know No, I'm just shock you. I gotta say I have a good time when I go to Jersey. Those three days are enjoyable I go to the cemetery. I eat good pizza. Yeah, but that's home food. That's different You know when I go to uh, there's a couple places that it's just three Fucking enjoyable for me. It's like always over. It's like the envelope comes second at that point Yeah, at that point you want to go there if I go to the show and the audiences are great

They yelling and we're having a great time and I take pictures afterwards sometimes The envelope is the fucking cherry on the sunday. I think I'm like they were australian That's how I am with that's what I've you know discovered over the years for me to have a good time I gotta get stoned go on stage And have a good time with them And then the money they give me on saturday and then I go wow extra. That's extra. That's great I just have a great time with this audience Because I got a little high. I mean who does this?

I got a little stoned. I go upstairs. That's how I feel australian. That's it. I don't have the place to believe I don't know. Listen man. The more and more I'm around you the more and more you impress me Y'all are telling you like way you changed me man. I swear the church has been like my inspiration But it's the next album. I mean just you know just hearing all your stories and knowing where you came from and especially like You say like the whole writing aspect and just taking like you say like I feel like I connected you in that sense What you were talking about like you just bullshitted your way through comedy for a long time And once you start taking it serious like I feel like Because you we just that good at that shit. I feel like like wait. I've been bullshitting my way through rap all this time

But I'm just that good at this shit so I could get over everybody else But now I was like I'm I get it now. I'm taking this shit super serious now I don't know it's trouble It's gonna be trouble this next one. You feel me I'll get me wrong. I always put all my all into it, but I just have a different outlook on the way to work You know, it's my you know, you do the same shit. You get the same results. So try some different type of shit Always you always gotta be evolving this way me working on music Like it's an everyday thing and never been like that. So I don't know what's gonna come out of it. You know this last month, bro

I take the baby I drop her off I go home There's a bag already packed when I get home. I used to have to run home and pee On the way out, my wife talks to me and talk to her what's your day look like I've been hugging it and taking that bag and I go to a coffee shop Sometimes I have breakfast. Sometimes I just have green tea And I force myself to sit there every day for an hour and a half

So I scribble up some and scribble up scribble up. No, it works. You know, it works and you don't want Between you and I 90% of it is garbage. Mm-hmm But I always take something out. I always learn a twist. Yeah, you know That's all I could do as a comic is lay every day try to get better Try to get on stage, you know I tried to get on stage tonight, but no I'm late for uncle's I wouldn't go over to hollywood I just stay up here, but it's too late. I want to hang out and talk with you guys and stuff

But listen man, you never seem to I fall in love with you more and more every time I see Your family come on if you want Looking poor league. He's like ready to jump off the fucking building. He's done right now. I gotta find the microwave to eat that pizza Yeah, Lee's saying I'm gonna eat that pizza You don't eat the fucking pizza cocksucker Anyway, thank you my brothers. Don't forget. Next weekend this weekend, right the fucking uh, I'll be in cleo michigan sunday Cleo michigan sunday high times

Make sure you go up to him. Say hello. Yeah, I want to thank five four I want to thank zip recruiter. I want to thank on it. I want to thank lee sciat I want to thank danie brown but most important. I want to thank you motherfuckers for listening. Have a great weekend See you monday night. See you friday saturday Long island governors stay black Be healthy. What's the song you want my brother? Oh, we gotta play some mob deep man play my deep ship ones There you go. I'm going in on that. No, that's easy. Oh, yeah

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13 years in the projects my mentality is what kids you talk a good one But you don't want it sometimes wonder who I deserve to live Am I going to burn the hell for all the things I did? It's time to dwell on that because my brain reacts Front if you're one kid lay on your back. I don't fake that kid. You know, I bring it to your life Stay in a child's place kids you out of line criminal monsters default recognition. I'm sipping E and j got my mom flipping. I'm fucking digging my ways out of hope for hustling get that little kid You know my function

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