Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #601 - Dean Delray

Episode Date: July 18, 2018

Dean Delray, comedian, actor seen on "Maron," and the host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:    FujiSports.com  - Use promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount on all the best jiu jitsu and martial arts gear.   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.    Recorded live on 07/17/2018.
  

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We're gonna do to we got to do to we got to have it right now. We got to do it to do it Let's hold on to the people here. We're talking at you. I Think I know what you like I say I think I think I say I know that ain't nobody out there came to be mellow tonight. Now did you I Say I'll say there ain't nobody I'll say there ain't nobody not out there that even wants to be a little bit mellow now. He's there That's how we're doing this motherfucker tonight

That's how we're doing the church tonight It's good Fuck yeah Are you fucking kidding me or what the church what's happened now July 20 oh shit Oh Dean though Rizzy yeah, the Christ killer Oh Jesus Christ, that's when live music. Oh, you know the I was talking to Dean on the phone

We're talking about that I had gotten high about two or three weeks ago One night I was home and I stayed up late and I what listened to you know It just was on the playlist if you want blood you got it Yeah, and I just felt in my fucking like I forgot and then Gino Cochino Maybe the kid from Austin right? Yeah said something like two days later out of the blue like if he was living I I've been going crazy like sometimes. That's why we called you today because sometimes I'll go shit I gotta call Dean Delray and ask him if he's gonna go to Kansas City with me and then two days later the phone will ring and Dean I go hey man, I'm excited about going to Kansas City with you and I'm like, wait a second. I even called Dean

So I've been slipping like I remember what I did in the third grade For lunch, I don't look at my weight watch app I don't know what I eat for fucking lunch. I like I had to think where I had breakfast today Yeah, and today was Tuesday So today I went over to Marie T because I don't have to do nothing till fucking I had a meeting at 10. That was it So I remember when I said let me go to Marie T early I went and started writing before the guy showed up just cuz yeah, you know What's happening Dean Del Rizzy fucking out here with the candles lit dude fucking New York

How long are you back there for 40 days 40 long days like a Moses run did 53 spots 53 spots and they got a news the stands got a new spot. They haven't said that yet Yeah, they moved two blocks away 16th and Irving They're gonna be open I believe in September and it's gonna be twice the size and they're gonna have a second room and Do like live podcasts and stuff. So it'll be cool right across street from Irving Plaza that venue Yeah, I've been you that it's so funny how all these comedy clubs are gonna open up to 2020 friendly now. Yeah, they've got podcasts. I've even downstairs the comedy store. I'm right now It's fucking like they're going for it. Yeah, they are they're going for it. I love it. We're going for it

You know, I can't blame them. I can't be mad at you for going for it No way man. You gotta you got to stay in the game man. It's comedy so hot You can't you got to have your your pan in the in the river Maybe maybe I just haven't been around it long enough, but I've no joy for seven years Isn't it kind of rare that a new comedy club will pop up and like everyone loves it like it I haven't heard anyone say a bad thing about the stand Well, they're not new. I think I don't know. I think it was six years or something. So yeah, they're very they're new for You know in a short amount of time, but they've been around for a while and they and you know

I think that they did was they grabbed on to The guys that are coming up, you know, and then those guys exploded like, you know, big J Ari You know Joe list mark norm these guys all said and are just everywhere and it's kind of a perfect storm It's them in the club and boom, you know, it's very weird when you see a music venue Have a hot summer, right, you know, like when like when I was a kid the Palladium would have a hot Summer schedules, you know, like you would look at and go Jesus fucking Christ Yeah, and that's what you know the comedy seller the stand. Yeah, you know, you know I don't know if anybody even goes to danger fields. Yeah, I've never been there

I mean, I did the seller in the stand when you talk anybody as I'm gonna go. I'll catch you later Dean I hear some guys working there. I just haven't been there I was I worked a new room there that a bird turned me on to called Westside comedy up in the upper 70s Up there and it was cool, you know, how many clubs are there in New York? Oh, yeah, dude I can't even count them, you know, you know, how many people? How many different neighborhoods? Yeah, how many just if you had you could have two clubs and each Barrow, yep

Which you basically in New York City, you've got 10 or 15 clubs Yeah, maybe even 20 clubs from the village all the way up to 180. It's gotta be 20 fucking places. Absolutely That's the conservative. That's he that's way wrong. Yeah, I could be way wrong. Yeah, Staten Island has to have clubs Jersey has the stress factory the Bogota Vinnie's Catch is catch still in Jersey. I don't know but they're building that other New one the guy that has the in the Mall of America, he's building one in Jersey He's building one in Jersey by G by giant stadium by giant stadium. Yeah, I think he's no

He's going more root 440 or something like that. Yeah, that'll be that's gonna be fucking crazy. That's gonna be great I'm trying to get the new theater in Union City. Oh, wow There's a there's a theater in Union City that Carlin did when I was a kid Yeah, no way across the street from a fucking diner called the four-star diner. Yeah, yeah, let me tell you something I've been busting out BLT's and that motherfuckers since 1970 fucking through They had the best BLT and then when I was a kid they had a tremendous BLT Tremendous chick it was just one of those fucking diners Yeah, and my mom would stop there like if everything else failed I could always count on BLT

My mom would wake me up with a BLT from the four-star fucking diner. There was always a hair in your food Yeah, yeah, and this the French fry always had like long black hair like somebody No Me back here under minimum wage Fucking tremendous those french fries, but no my buddy works and he said that to go to the Union City back Center instead of getting killed in New York. I could kill us. Yeah I just don't want to pay 25,000 dollars to advertise in a theater. That's what they wanted in New York They were trying to gouge me out of the fucking eyes. I'm like, no, you people fucking crazy

They just crazy in New York the unions are fucking crazy. They are crazy. They're crazy Yeah, you know you go to these other theaters and you make a little bit of money you go to a theater in New York You're like I gotta sell how many yeah to do what well most people do it But they do three shows three fucking shows. Yeah, and then I'll make money Fuck it. I'll go to fucking Delaware. Yeah. Yeah, you know me. I'm gonna Delaware I'd rather come home with an envelope to not come home with no money at all I play the steal last week. That's great. Yeah, but you made three fucking dollars Jumping up and down. They took your fucking money. You asshole. It's crazy. It really is fucking the unions crazy

I remember there was in a theater there and I sat in a guy's seat and they go that's back stage ago That's a union chair, dude. He can't you can't get you gotta move over here. I was like, what the fuck? I'm just I just got off stage man. I'm sitting down one of the union guys chairs. Where was this? It is something there in New York By yourself you know I was doing some other guys, you know, it's just one of those things that just like hey That's a union union. No, there's one house playing music. That's what it was. You know, it's a union guys Which room was that fuck? It's one of those rooms. It's a union guys chair, man. Can't sit there You know, it's it's when I first got into music

One of my first albums But I turned on Was get you guys out. No, it's great one of the first live albums. I have a boy It's like Marin's favorite and I looked at them like what the fuck is this hit a cover Yeah, the cover is great with a tambourine or mule and American had or something I don't remember Charlie Watts on a mule. It's something crazy snare drum or something I'm looking at this fucking album and listen to them. I'm like, this is the worst. I've I've ever heard my life

This is not what I fucking bought and I took the album off put in this case and I put it in my stack of albums And I never really told nobody what I thought people come up to me and go it's a great album I'm like that guy's a fucking sucker. Yeah, and then I Forgot what the second that live album I bought was that again, I was not very fond of I'm like the music don't sound the same What the fuck is this shit? Yeah, this is terrible. I was the same way growing up Terrible the singing to you horrible. This is God off. I'll never ever buy a fucking Live album again or something. I was done with them. Yeah, and then I started going to concerts You know like I want to see arrows from the 10 news and Mahogany Russian, you know, I want to see Sam

And I think like by The time I saw AC DC at the garden opening up the 10. Yeah, that's when it all hit me That's when I got it that they were free-flowing it just wasn't a studio I Was so used to the studio version. Yeah, right that when I would listen to the live version. I would go this is fucking God awful This is God awful who and I would like the guy like and you'd be like, it's a great album I'd be like I want to choke this fucking guy Because he's he's mummified. He's got to be retarded. So I'm not right with this fucking guy, but no, that's what it was

I didn't Yeah, you didn't get a shape the freedom of live Performance I was the opposite with comedy records. Remember there was somewhere the guys would just go in the studio and do the bits Really? Yeah, remember those they were weird. There would be no audio no audience or anything. Well, you knew there was a lap track Yeah, you can hear a lap track. Yeah, I was just like what is it was like a TV lap track Yeah, you're like, this is kind of funky and then you get a real comedy record like a prior one He go, oh, this is the shit right here, you know so to me I

Live records was my my pretty much introduction to music, you know, like I got kiss alive, too It was the first one and I was like, this is amazing man. You can hear the guys talking stuff That's what was weird. That was one album that I liked right off the bat. See that's weird But I like to kiss alive. Yeah, I like kiss alive by that by 76 whenever 75 I was starting online. I'm starting to get it a little bit. I just didn't I didn't get the song remains the same Yeah, two years later that I listened to interviews and I heard them on I heard plant on the That fucking Sunday night show that was big for 30 years. In fact, I bumped into the guy. He lives in studio city Oh, about a hundred years old. Oh

The interviewer guy. Yes, oh, I worry about his house rock line or whatever. No, not rock. I'm into something rock-hour used to be on Sunday nights. Oh, what is that? He used to interview fucking rockers on Sunday nights. I loved all that shit. Yeah, I did too Sunday nights I love that King Biscuit flower when I heard him on there I heard Robert plant tell a story about that Jimmy Page had done everything he could to a guitar except give it a head And then I went I watched the song means the same Yeah, and I kind of started liking then I went on a fucking live album tap

Yeah, and the one that really took me over was one for the road. Oh, man That took me to a different level and now but then One day, and I'll never forget that some kid flipped me a cassette I'll never forget this kid's name and nothing goes. Hey, man We were in that, you know, like we're in the middle of there. You have a study of all for 45 minutes Yeah, we were in study all together and he had to be like one chair away from me He just looked over me. I got something for you What is it he gave me the cassette to unleashed in the east? Oh, man, and I looked at it

At first, you know what Judas Priest means, right? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah So I looked at him and the Catholic faggy side of just looking said yeah, I'm not listening to this shit This is Christian rock. Yeah No, I'm like, I'm not listening to this. Yeah, no matter what you tell me first off I'm too much into Sabbath to even be that type of fucking hypocrite. Yeah, it's bad enough I'm into Zeppelin and Sabbath. I'm cheating on fucking Zeppelin with Sabbath. It's bad enough. Yeah, it's bad enough I'm cheating on fucking Zeppelin with Sabbath. Now. You want me to cheat on fucking Sabbath with this other fucking hypocrite Hypocrisy this Jesus Christ is yeah, Judas Priest is unleashed in the east

Again, you bring that home and you hear fucking, you know, you're in for surprise You're in for a shot Yeah Town streets, I didn't know what the fuck to think. Oh my god Now I had a little bit under my belt. There was a store in Union City called East West Yeah, and what they were really really known for was their bootleg exams out of the garden Oh, badass. Oh, you did the garden and you got bootleg East West which is still there, but let's see what East West looks like

How the fuck the head shop The kids that I think that the guy who owns it was in a band in the Union City or is it in the Union City? It's called East West head shop. Yeah, we had the same thing record vault guy had all the live stuff all the time You'd be like, whoa, I was at this show. I still remember him buying Bonzo's birthday ganjo Bonzo Bonzo's birthday party Bonum's birthday party Oh, I got that one. It's got the pig on the cake. Yeah. Yeah, I got that one It's so great. East West has been there since I was a fucking kid 1971 82 look at that. Look at that. Look at that in 82. I bought a fucking a crack How to make fucking crack crack pipe free base. Oh, yeah

Fucking free base kid. Wow for $49.95 with the glass the fucking silk handkerchief Look what it says rock and roll superstore. Yeah Go to the city. Oh, I'm going you take the shuttle across it'll drop you right off You go right to 48th Street. This has been there since I was a fucking kid. Wow Fucking believable now that's in Jersey. That's in Jersey, right? Wow, New Jersey. All right Wow, look at that. Let's see the store press the store link there It's a cool company. See what it says there But they would sell that's what they smoke shop same shit. Oh, look at that, man

One of those fucking other look at they got the condoms Hazel eye ring. Oh, look at these bongs and stuff. Great That's just the old-school store They had one of those like in the mall where I lived and you go there and get black eye posters and you know rock t-shirts Speaking of which, what do you think about the process great? I can hang it behind me and switch. I think so. It's so glorious So, I know you guys are both doing great Whatever store it might have been for you Dean Does any part of you wish like you in another universe you're running a store like this? I would give my right hand. Oh, yeah

Move to a small city. Yep, right now. Yeah, well, I could get an office like this and Surround myself with vinyl. Yeah Play music all day and people could come and buy vinyl and trade vinyl and then have like a like you come stay with me for a week Yeah, if I could find a small village Yeah, yeah in the Midwest somewhere that would be my retirement job. Yeah, just fucking chillin with your vinyl Oh, right, you know, I wouldn't even do the bongs. I don't want to go to jail. Yeah, yeah do it clean just without Just by now just going out to flea markets by now get 3,000 ounce. Yeah, put them out there It's not gonna cost you a lot of money. No, it's and then have a black eye. Yeah black eye post this

You know and talk to people. Yeah, the most important thing is to communicate with people let people let people let you know that listen I'm really looking for the first sound guard, which what it's with ultra mega ultra mega. Okay. I'm looking for that Vinyl now you got a customer. Yeah, you know what? Let me call Keechie and Keechie You know that place up in Bakersfield you like go up there see if they got that tell me what they want what number one Yeah, what's he want 280? Hold on. Let me call this guy. Can I get 450? Yeah, I'll give you 500 We just made fucking that's how you do it. Yeah. Yeah, and that's people who want something. Yeah, they want it middle man You know when you go to let me tell you something man That place is moving in Hollywood

Yeah, I'm Eva Amoeba is moving. Yep, they rake it up in Amoeba. Oh They rake it up. You know how I know they rake it up because they took me for a couple fucking hundred thousand dollars Yeah, yeah, they've taken me for some money over the years. Let me dance. I don't fuck with on me But yeah, I just don't and I love it. I don't care going in there paying $20 more Something says sometimes I'll tell my wife and she eBay's something. Yep, like I got but let me tell you something I found the cuba down one time on eBay for a yardstick. I Said, let me not buy this. I walked home even the next day they had it in 1995. So You know, yeah, it's either war. It's what you'll pay for it. Absolutely. It's what you'll pay for it

Absolutely, I go in there and I look at the the hard to get wall I don't even go into the peasant area. You know what I mean with the peasants I'm there in there mulling like grazing and shit. I just go look at the the jewels I call them up on the wall like oh fuck his octongue baby unopened. Oh, there's diva's first album of blue vinyl No, it's crazy crazy. I go crazy. If you're a music nerd, you know going to those places When I go to those places the thing the problem I has if I have is like to talk to the guy Yeah, but I know if you talk to something you got to buy something, right? You know, I don't mind talking to a guy if he knows what the fuck. He's really talking about he's passionate about it

I like like even this guy here in Burbank where I go. Yeah, he's passionate that little white nerdy dude with the glasses That dude knows his shit. I've seen him argue with people. Yeah, I've seen him do some crazy shit, man I love all that stuff, you know, like I told people for years you call me a motherfucking fat fucking thousand times I probably won't do nothing to get involved with music and get me hot under the collar Yeah, I get hot under the collar when I was a kid. I would get hot under the collar Like when Van Halen first busted out people were using the Van Halen card. I want to kill those motherfuckers You know, and then when Van Halen 2 came out a lot of people didn't like that one. Yeah, we were all hating on them We were all waiting for him to crash and burn. Yeah dancing out of the way. That's this

Yeah, once they did know once they did the poster one that he had his chance. Oh, yeah, that was that women and children Oh, that was it. I was so happy. I showed everybody the poster This is good. The guy you want to fucking go into them to the valley of death with fuck him What ozzy eyes boy, what am I going into with this fucking she drool I love it Van Halen. I love them. Love them. But in the beginning I was a hater when I see them blow They blew up my fucking heroes. Oh, yeah, they blew him up the stage. They destroyed my heroes in New York City How can I fucking be a fan of these fucking people? What am I your heroes were done by them boy? Just up there glazed

Yeah, just fucking fried what a weird concert to go to What a weird night to see it was like going to see your favorite baseball game. Yeah, just in last place They're in first place. Yeah They got the best picture in baseball You bet them for ten thousand and they just got beat eleven to zero right in front of you Yeah, like that you knew you couldn't it's so it was such a bad beating that you didn't even want to leave the stadium Like your friends have like come on come on you like no no Like that's how bad like I've been to some bad concerts and I was honest enough. Yeah

See most people go to something bad, but they're their investment is so much. Oh, they just sell their self It was great. It was great. Yeah, it was a ticket 600. Yeah, it was great. It was great It was one of the best concerts ever you should yeah Would you have heard like the number one single off of that album before you bought it or everything was a secret when you bought an album There's no singles on the bands we're listening to no no That's it's just you just bought it cuz you loved the band you didn't need to hear it He just went there. There was no streaming or sampling or anything. He just went oh killer here. It is and you just left Immediately with it. It's funny how

if I Got caught like let's say I had to do something with my mom and Dean what the album that I wanted I Go I'd ask Dean Dean. What is it? How is it? You're like, oh? And I go Dean's your mom. Oh, no, let's go over there right now Yeah, we run over there at least listen to side one and then I'd run and buy the album and I feel shitty Like I feel shitty because Everybody's gonna buy the album, but still I felt like I copied Dean. Yeah, yeah, but it didn't matter

Everybody's on the body. Yeah, you gotta have your own cop. I had to have your own fucking copy. Oh fuck. Yeah But I always wanted the album first because I didn't want to feel like I was copying somebody Yeah, you know one of the most brilliant stories. I ever heard about music believe it or not One of the most cultivating stories. I ever heard was Eddie Bravo. Yeah Telling the story about being a kiss fan and Buying a kiss album and having to sneak it home Oh, yeah in front of your friends on the block because your friends go, hey, what would you just buy? Yeah, so he had to like run around his backyard and jump the fence and hide the album under his bed

And then come out, you know, that's to kind of love that like people have for baseball teams Yep and basketball teams and football teams And that's a kind of love like I had like I'd love going To the record store Walking it was the best and everything on the walk was something like we're going to this place today But on the walk there, there's a place called Gilberto's link. Oh, yeah, it's always stop this Cuban food Yeah, and then we're gonna stop Dean's house because Dean's got weed So you wouldn't be there. I imagine you'd be there at like 9 a.m. And be like, okay, I don't want anyone else to get this

I never went in the morning We would have breakfast with our families the me you dean would meet At like 11 o'clock in the morning And we'd smoke like a little joint ride the bus. I would ride the bus We'd walk a mile or two first. Yeah always walking totally. Oh, yeah, and then we rode a bus It's exactly and then we bought the album and sometimes we'd walk down bergen line, you know, you walk down There was a little record store on like 70th street. That's why I bought sabotage Yeah

The feeling of walking home with an album and you can't wait that you can't wait You just cannot wait like when I go to a record that album store now And I find something like, you know, like this guy, uh, one of the church guys Got me ex on a main street, but when I found it the one day I almost had a fucking heart attack where I couldn't wait to get home. I was like a kid man I know I'm doing I'm doing a bit about it right now. Oh, are you okay? I'm doing this bit where I'm saying like, you know, when I was, you know, you know now you just stream But I didn't get to hear music

If you didn't know in a car you didn't hear music till you got home You know what I mean? Like you had to get home because There was no music and then a walkman came out later on and you would hear music on the way home But then the batteries would die and you couldn't hear music till you could buy more batteries That was fucked up, right? That was fucked when your battery started dying. It starts slowing down Oh People would start fucking dissing you. Oh, yeah, like if you had like one of those ghetto blasters

You showed up and you're like, oh, I got the jam and you put it on and also the batteries started dying Oh Yeah, right you were disgraced you were like chucked in the neighborhood and you should like get out of here with that Fucking boombox. You're dead batteries, man. Dead batteries and your music fucking listening. What's the big batteries that cost you $18 Motherfucker Radio, right? What do you mean see D motherfucker D? That's my favorite because I've seen pictures But I don't think it was every car that had no like most cars didn't have an out like a

A cassette player or not even like I saw like I must have been like a fancy car had a vinyl in it. No No, no vinyl Cadillac. I had a year where they had a turntable in the glove box Isn't that crazy like shock mounted Cadillac or Oldsmobile one of them. You look look it up. It looks crazy. You just wait here Was this look it up look up a turntable in a car And it should come up and you had opened the glove box and it was all spring loaded And you just set it in there and drive with LPs. Oh, man. We got to see that crashed the fucking car I know, right? You have a hard time with the radio

I can't imagine like I want to hear that again type shit That'd be great, right? But it happened as there's like an Oldsmobile or Cadillac day It was an option right in the glove box and you could buy it and they would they'd put it in there There it is. Look see that Look at that man right in the glove box teams in 50s. How fuck it's sick. Is that record players were the Fertainment systems and the one Chrysler my god Chrysler. I never ever saw this. I'd never ever even seen this before

I saw it at a car show and I was like, what the fuck? So you saw the car with this? Yeah Yeah, it was an Oldsmobile or something and I was like, what the hell is that look Chrysler Dodge Plymouth So it must have been like one of those big Chryslers, you know, like look to Soto or something in 1958 Badass dude and had it in there and I was like that's in it and was shock mounted They had like kind of shocked. So you hit bumps. It just played. Look at that, dude Unbelievable, right? They said it was only Offered for two years. Yeah. Well, that's fucking cool as shit to have that in your ride. Haha What's your uh, I what's your uh

Fucking record. I uh live record history Oh, well the first one I get Is kiss alive too And I I know, you know kiss alive too. It came with the tattoos Like stickers of the tattoos It came with a tour book kind of thing that I cut up and immediately put on the wall And it had that famous photo of gene Simmons on the front that I think is the best rock photo ever taken

It's the blue lighting with the blood coming off That is stunning. So I got that first and uh, the side four is kind of a studio record So it's three sides live and then some new studios and it had like rocket ride Baby wants a ride. Baby wants a ride. She wants a rocket ride. What year to kiss alive to come on 77 So in one to 75. Yep, right. Okay. Okay, 77's that one with the great gold stairs. Yes And the tigers that's the fucking kiss they played Cow Palace that year And that the day they played Elvis died. So the bootlegs called, uh,

Rest in peace Elvis like August 14 77. Yeah, whatever that day he died That's the day they played August 11th. It's something I was a I was at superstar basketball camp Superstar basketball camp in jersey city, new jersey august 16 There you go, like a fucking savage that I am and I got convicted august 15th Oh second degree burglary 1988 and shit. So I got my shit tight. These are numbers. These are numbers bitches See what I'm saying? I can remember when I got convicted, but I don't know when I have a breakfast

Yeah, yeah, my weight watcher app remember that go to Marie T for break. Yes. I did Yeah, I remember shit from them, but right now I don't remember Something's going on my head's just full of bits the last fucking year I've been noticing that I talked I talked to the doctor about it. Yeah, and he goes dog You're three you're 36,000 mile warranty is up You're 55 but those those belts are worn out and it's funny the expectations That people have from me like and not have for me Yeah, like I had a dear dear friend of mine female in jersey asked me the weirdest fucking question

And I go what would make you think something like that? She goes just Curious most of the guys I'm with they don't uh, they don't work no more Oh, wow, like shit just start stops working like a friend of mine goes How about how are you teeth? My teeth are great Mine are too People like say that they start complaining about the teeth the only thing I can play mine is my fucking vision Oh, yeah, your vision mine vision is gonna it starts at 44 Yep, and then it's all downhill after that

You're fucked too because what happened with me was I started wearing glasses And then you're just a little bit here and there and then your eyes get used to them And then your eyes get weak and you need them all the time. It's a man when I was a kid I couldn't wait to be I wanted to be a fucking nerd Yeah, so I would go to the optometrist and I would like shake him down Put some fucking glasses on me and he could you got 20 20 vision? Yeah, yeah, and I'd be pissed off like a motherfucker. I was like that with the broken arm I always wanted the broken arm because the guy at the school with the cast would be getting all the glory

You know me to come down and I got I never break shit And I crash hard and not fucking not break shit. Okay. There's no stupid. Oh my god. Yeah, you try to break it Well, I'm saying like, you know like you crash on your motorcycle. You're like fuck nothing broke Damn, you know, you want you want to get that sympathy, you know You know, like let me sound your cast, right? It's so fucking crazy I took mercy to jujitsu And that song came on by queen bohemian rhapsody. Oh god, and I still remember being in the seventh grade Like that mama mia mama mia mama mia. Let me go

I'll never forget being in the seventh grade in a brand new blimpy bass open Yeah On like 34th street in bergen line avenue and you didn't say like a brand new fucking I could be wrong It was in those 30s And me and my friends were in there in those days You smoked out of a glass pipe. Yeah, it was a glass that looked like a flute Had a hole in it and you put the long one and you put the joint in the hole And it was called something and you lit it and then you

And you took your hand away a shotgun a shotgun and you get fucked up Yeah, so it was like me and callus pares and Like four of us were fucking stoned as fuck The seventh grade we get high on the walk up there. So by the time we got back to class Yeah, one we wouldn't be as high. We put viscine in our eyes the whole thing seventh grade seven fucking great We got so high And we walked into the blimpy bass we got now, you know, my shit at blimpy the original blimpy when blimpy was blimpy Right. Well, if not this shit now that they give you that fucking meat that somebody lost a leg on the furrow five

They give it this squirrel meat. Yeah Not that shit. This is when blimpy was fucking they used to be a blimpy when I came from cuba The corner 86th street And Broadway across the in the bank right down that corner And I'll never forget that's been truant officers. Oh, yeah, maybe those guys Remember those motherfuckers maybe I was shaking looking for dudes I'm gonna I played hooky And I'm in a blimpy bass like in the fucking second grade. I'm in the blimpy bass living like a doctor. I'm having like a foot long roast beef

With cheese with fucking everything vinegar and oil salt and pepper Heavy on the pepper, you know me though. Yeah fucking roasted. I was like an animal And he walked in And guess what fucking uncle joey didn't in the second grade He offered to buy a munch And he took me fucking home Imprived him in I bribed him and he fucking walked me home and this one we lived on 205 west 88th street And he made me knock on the door and my mom was hung over

My mama just got home. Yeah, like a few hours before that work in the bar. I just yeah, she was fucking closing the bar I'm not gonna she ain't answering And I had a key and I held out. He's like you ever care. I go no He goes, oh, I'm gonna do it. I go listen, man. She'll be on me a few hours. Just leave me here And he fucking left me there. Wow And then I watched him walk down the stairs and I just left myself in the house. That was it I didn't get in trouble or nothing. Yeah, but I never forget I walking up. I'm going up. What are you having for lunch? Let me buy you a lunch already in the second grade. I was already a fucking saps

Limpies So what do you guys skip school when you knew an album was coming out? I skip school to go to tickets. Yeah always always. Yeah Guaranteed that was a no fucking brainer. Absolutely as soon as they were announced. It was all over quiche. How much money you got? I got 18 dollars. You know, I don't have much money. Let me borrow it. It's an investment. We're getting tickets We're going to see fucking Tador. Oh, man, but there was two different ways You could in those days. I never stood online. Yeah, I never stood online. Yeah, you tell me you guys would just send it in That's crazy. We would mail it in and what you also

Ticketron was at different locations. Yeah, so if you want to be a jerk off like everybody else and go to Madison Square Garden Just to be cool. I follow you. I get your Your whatever, but if you go to St. Peter's Prep There's no line It's like that somebody has a bit about it. Yeah, there's somebody today I think it was you about going to get tickets in the old days when you'd walk in and say What's the best tickets you got the guy would turn around and he had like a box behind? Yeah Yeah, man, and he'd go through a box and he'd go okay. I got row six

I know and you'd be like that's it Like level l and you're like l a b c d e f g h i j k l That's 12th row dog. Yeah, that's how you figure it out. It was 12th row So would you go to a different location then to see if they had better? They used to do these random things They were typing the show and then the ticket would come and we go It can you type it in again and a different ticket would come up and then I fucking got really hip Yeah, like this is what happened like first. I was like an amateur, but I enjoyed I enjoyed going into the city

I enjoyed my buddy's mailing in the mailers and getting four tickets I enjoyed going to see all the concerts and then I heard a trick. I heard that right before the show The night up they release. Yeah 50 tickets. They do that And I started doing that showing up and getting From row row or whatever. Is it like their comps or something? No, it's called band. It's a band holds Like so the band has like 50 holds and then they got how many people you got then they go We only got like 10 and then they released the others

Like band and they're always killer like in family section for the band I went to see Don Henley on those tickets. Oh, man with Cheryl crow fucking in the second firm and shit I went to see a couple people with the most notable fucking time that happened I was hanging out with this kid named Danny rendy Danny rendy's the kid I sold the membership to the mafia to He wasn't that sharp of a dude. Good dude. Good dude membership. Good dude And he was he had a he had a girlfriend that he shipped in from brooklyn And he would just tell the sing it was fucking classic

Like we'd be talking and he'd go shut the fuck up. I told you to sing just sing And she would sing a song. She was a horrible singer. Oh my god. She was god awful. Why you guys are talking? Yeah, she would sing like those disco songs from the 80s. Yeah, let's dance tonight No, no, give me tonight. Like those type of disco hits and shit And he would tell us shut the fuck up sing sing And one day he came to me and he goes, man, Janet Jackson's playing tonight It was 94 maybe Janet 94 95 smoking Janet if killer record off the if out Yeah, if if great record and uh, I'm like, you want those engines? I'm gonna see fucking Janet Jackson

And we went down and they had nothing And at like fucking seven o'clock. He called me. He's like, hey man I went back. I went to the morpher my mom And I went and then the guy had like fucking six row. Should I get them? I go fucking get those tickets Yeah, and we went to we went to Fiddler's green or one of those one of those places to see couldn't have been fiddlers It could have been fiddlers Check and see if what Janet Jackson's tour dates were 95 94 if she did fiddlers green

But when we get to fiddlers green Guess who's sitting Fucking in front of me. Oh, it was either 94 95 fiddlers green. Watch this Janet Jackson Janet Jackson if tour are the if tour not the Janet world tour. I don't know. What's the world tour? That's the Janet world tour um What what time of the year was it so it was uh, she played uh, uh, Madison Square Garden in december. This is colorado colorado Denver, um, the mcnicholas sports arena

What year april of 94 you want to try 95? Yeah, try 95 Oh, wait, here we go Hmm. She's out touring right now Not doing too good not doing too bueno. She's having problems. I like to see her To fucking uh, the kid the ex-husband. Oh, yeah, the brother's involved. Yeah, right She has a lot of shit that that's got some luggage man family luggage Oh, talk to fucking that show. Yeah, like I read about this. I knew about this. They had allegations of her Uh giving up a baby for adoption. Oh, yeah, remember that from yeah once you were the barge. Yeah, that's like real

So now yeah now the barges are fucking looking for the kid. They found the kid. Wow They found the kid they found the kid somewhere in santa barbara. They lived in ensino. Wow. So yeah had the kid in santa barbara Something like that. Yeah. So what are you doing anything? Uh, she was in australia asia in europe For most of night or at least for the beginning of 95 so how to be 94 Yeah, so I think it was mcnicholas sports arena And I'll tell you who's in front of me fucking andi garcía Wow, really? And then when I told a friend of mine, he goes. Yeah, he's in town

They're shooting a movie And the movie was things to do in Denver when you're dead. Oh, I love that film. My buddy jimmy and beta doubled him Oh my god. Remember jimmy and beta. Yeah, jimmy and beta Doubled him that's a couple days as an extra But it was hysterical. He was right in the fucking front of me. Wow And I have to like after the first warm-up band. I think it was tony tony tony Oh, yeah, they were gonna have that tony tony tony record and I said to him I said something to him and he goes there's cubans in Denver. I go this cubans in bold, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

We talked he said something and I said something. I didn't I didn't I didn't say nothing else I was too embarrassed And then when I came to the commie store one of the first guys to befriend me was a guy named freddy asparagus Asparagus big dude fat dude. How do you mean all these people with nicknames? I've never once been anyone with a nickname Take a look at freddy asparagus. Take a look at these pictures. God rest his soul freddy asparagus freddy asparagus was a regular at the store Just his face Let you know that he was the sweetheart. He was an angel from god. He was a comic. Yeah. He was a comic at the store He was in uh, oh, okay. Yes. Fuck. Yeah, you know what it is. Let's see eight million ways to die

He anything Andy Garcia did early on and he would put him in. Oh, yeah, I know that guy Come on. Look on the left. What's that move on the left top left? He did top left there. This one. No, right there right there. That's the left. Yeah, what movie is that? That's uh, Three amigos the three of them keep clicking keep clicking. Let's see what he was there when look at the hemorrhage. He's sure Wow, look at that. Yeah, look at that photo. That's killer. Oh with salmon everybody Yeah Look at freddy. Look at him his face. He had a fucking face. That's that's call a bow That freddy asparagus argus. That's uh, yeah argus. Yeah. Oh my god. That's cocaine argus. Yeah, cocaine argus

Sam stash kinnison right there with the stash and jim carry. Oh my look at freddy asparagus How big and fatty was dog? But now he was he had lost weight. Hey, that's the store parking lot with Look at that without the ivy. Yes, that's crazy Jim Caron and look at that dotson b2 10 right there in the background. One of the comics was driving that Well, he was one of the guys at the store that befriended me right away like as soon as I got to the store I'm like, oh my god, fucking freddy asparagus And he would talk to me and he kept saying to me this ended and he fucking made you yet Yeah

And I thought I'm the whole andy then I go, bro I met andy at the concert jenny jackson concert when he was shooting things are doing then because I was there I just didn't go Bob Wow, and we started talking and next thing, you know, fucking he died. There's a nut. There's some more look at Oh, yeah, he's the real deal. He's the real deal freddy. Look at them. Yeah Look at them with angel sallas off. Yeah uh

what Angel sallas off happy birthday comedy star 10th anniversary. Look at that 10th anniversary Guy that you see the guy all the way at the right behind argus. Yeah on argus's shoulder He's he was the executive producer arlist who got me on arlist. Oh, really? Yeah, he got me on arlist He's a he's a he was one of the look at angel sallas off when he was dating her Which one's angel right there right next to her to the right to the right to the right right there It looks like he was the one that was in your office in the office with us Scarface. Oh my god. That's angel fucking sallas ollie scarface

That's when the store was the fucking store all of them were smiling because look at argus He had a fucking half a kilo of coke on his pocket. Oh my god. Look at all these pictures. They're fucking. Yeah, those are great Look at that one there. It's like a orange colored there. Right. Yeah, that you're right there. Look at that one. Let's look at that Wow, jimmy walker. Look at those. Oh, look at dave letterman. Look at that. Oh, yeah Oh, man, that shit is crazy. Look at the guy from the improv. Yeah bud freedman bud freedman the chick. Yeah, look at that. That's crazy Well, that's some good shit, man That's some comedy gold right there

That is I could look at that shit for hours. Oh, me too. Me too. All right. Well, that first got to the store, especially la joya Yeah, la joya has so many pictures that you look at it now Oh my god Even the guys we know like now like how much they change like always photo and uh, and when you look at like The different eras of different guys, you know, like, wow, is that who is that? You know, you're looking at him like that's steven is easy, you know different guys. They totally look different It's uh, when you look at those pictures, you go fuck i'm a part of that in a way, you know Yeah, I remember looking at those pictures

As an outsider. Yeah going like i'll never be that cool to Be at a party that's he sure like that's fucking crazy. So cool, man. All right Sometimes they are freddy asparagus and he would you know what it was one of those guys that I got to meet him Talked to him for like a month and a half and then one day they came and they go he died Wow, what did he die from like a heart attack? He was a big guy. Oh, wow They did a memorial at the store and Andy came and I went they played music at the end and shit It was really fucking dynamite. That's why that was one of my first kind of like Store memorial and the real old time is right came a lot old time

That was one of the last times we let him Yeah went to the store. I didn't see him. I didn't see him. But somebody said he came for freddy asparagus's Wow. Yeah, like that those guys were tight Those guys were part of it because Andy Garcia I didn't know nothing about Andy being a comedy store regular. Did you know you didn't know that either? No I never knew that come on dog. I swear to god. He was he was a kind of and he was a host on monday night Oh, I never knew that he answered the phones. Wow So years ago. I forgot who the talent director coordinator was got a call

From somebody going Look through your archives and see if you can find Andy Garcia's head shots Wow, I dug a truss against the call or something. Yeah, and they found it Wow, and they put it on the show. I guess he answered the phones at the comedy store Wow And he did the monday night improv group in the main room with dave lederman. That's how come dave and him are friends Wow on monday nights. They were all part of that monday nights was the biggest night's store. Yeah, you fucking believe that I remember that I remember well when I was going there in 88 87 monday nights was crazy

The whole town would end up there. Did you fucking they would go there on monday nights? My boy sold blow so he'd go we'll hit there. He would do a lap around the store He was dating the head waitress. We'd drink free and it was just May or like rock was here. Were you going to the store like 87? Holy shit Yeah, man Seeing you know all those guys down there, man. It was wild just drunk I'd be drunk and doing blow

You know hanging out and because you know you would go to like the whiskey and see a band And then everybody would end up at the store, you know because monday nights at the whiskey. I think was uh This thing no bozo jam and everybody could play you just signed up and jammed And then everybody would go to the store after hanging out on the patio It was like wow my buddy al team and I had him on the podcast Because it was foggy for me. He goes. Yeah, man. Yeah, he would go through it and tell me I was dating the waitress Your buddy was dealing the blow. I was like wow It's so crazy. You posted a great picture of yourself with

Uh fuck over the other day and you said yeah, you said something about laurel canyon Yeah, that was at the laurel canyon mansion right there the one that rick ruben bought were chili peppers did their blood sugar sex magic So I was in there and that's where I kind of odied on below. I was just telling burr the story it was like 80s and Uh The guy the guy actually went for a pyramid of blow Yeah, he was trying to make like a pyramid like scarface style like yeah And I went over there thinking it was the blow was going to go away. So I

Took a giant massive probably a grand line not even knowing and my left arm Just froze up and I was like, oh fuck My arm I don't feel and I went over to the guy and I go dude You got a calling ambulance. He's all fucked that dog. We can't get any heat up here, man We got a fucking lot of blow and that's axl rose over there playing piano, you know He's like he just handed me a ball. He goes either you split Or drink it down. I was like, oh man, all right

And I went over the corner. I was just drinking the stole. He's trying to come down rubbing my arm like that's gonna help I was rubbing my arm like a like the doctor, you know, like this one open and I and it finally went away After like an hour. I was like, whoa You know that had to be like some kind of small stroke or something, you know what I mean? And uh, if you look at our eyes in that photo, I'm just heads just bam my eyes are just cooking Now axl is what you is this? Yeah, uh, 88 right there. So he was already axl. Oh, yeah He's axl and matter of fact, I tell this story and and the guy backed it up on my podcast because people would be like Oh, I don't know about that but got the photos to prove it

He goes, do you want to hear a new song? I'm working on they had a piano there. He played november rain I never forgot it. We're just there was like eight of us. Did you see that just broke them a billion? I can't believe it Did you see that a billion views? It's so weird that I had burnt on here. Yeah, maybe three years ago And we were gonna talk about some and we went into a g and r Fantasy world right the impact of guns and roses Summer of 88 how it just insane steamrolled and just it's it it was you know, it was in the in the vein of Elton John in new york city in 73 in the vein of You know, michael jackson. Yeah in 84 new york in the vein of spring stein

Oh, yeah, morning. Do you say fucking jersey nine nights in that vein of madonna in 85? Yeah, like a virgin 88 fucking was just g and r's fucking Destruction and it started slow. It was like a bam bam bam, but I'll still never forget their videos Yeah, and I remember that Bert and I went into like november rain and the other one. Yeah, uh, and do you know for six weeks? kids were emailing me going I never knew those fucking videos even existed. Oh, yeah the trilogy like thank you for even talking about Usual illusion one love it and two like how

They destroyed 1990. I think they they came out of cobra 90s. Yeah, that's something two records in one day tower Records fucking believe that like it was unbelievable. Yeah game changer Game changer, you know, it was so weird to think about how Five dudes were the biggest guys on the planet from just hollywood. You know what I mean just fucking huge Now, did you know any of them before the explosion? I knew I knew the guys uh, well my band was playing and and they play san francisco And then I would see him uh in la my buddy was uh, my buddy actually played keyboards Form a little bit and he actually played drums one time when adler broke his arm

Uh, this guy howard teamon who's got a tattoo shop right on ventura right now and the teamon brothers There were three of them. They lived in that mansion and g and r would rehearse there sometimes You know it'd go up in jam and stuff and they would have crazy parties at this place, dude Crazy two three four day runs You know, it was just wild and and howard had a an impala convertible painted like a cheetah So you'd see him all over holly. Oh, there's howard, you know, just fucking these guys ruled the city, man Now what's the connection with like slash and little canyon? They all lived on little canyon or something like that. No, uh, I don't know where they

They lived uh over there by guitar center the hill house right behind gardener right right behind gardener behind those garages back there Exactly behind that not toy if you go to toy you went too far, right? It's behind the The sunset grill right exactly. It's behind the sunset grill the song that the eagle sang the sunset grill behind there Hell house called. Yeah. Yeah, they were so fucking crazy. Yeah, and I guess across the street somebody else lived I'm good that whole It was rock and roll it was rock and roll somebody else lived there Across the street. It was all harrowing too. It's crazy because you'd get harrowing at american burger That's where the guys would hang out. Oh my god

Many times I go to american burger That's when they did it right now and when they did american pimp. Yeah, they would they show them right? Let's go back. Yeah american burger is chipotle now. Yeah Holy shit. That's what it is. Now. What's the other one where? we're If you stayed on sunset on that side, yeah, and you went down Towards like by rouse. Yeah, there was a hamburger place. Yes Yes, there was a hamburger joint that was there forever

The burgers were horrible, but it was a hookah hangout. I just remember sunset grill And if you down from the sunset grill if you watch american pimp by the views brothers Yeah, I love that movie they interview slim whatever. Yeah. Yeah, and he's in front of place Oh, he's like I remember one time coming down here Then you had rock and roll danis rock and roll danis rock and roll danis was a fucking That was the spot man. That was a crazy That one. Oh joey. Yeah, jungle joey has some bad Stories about that fucking spot dog that that fucking five block radius was so dark

It was just dope and rock and roll and fucking lunatics not to beat it up. God rest his soul Ralph we tell us the story about when the pimp Yeah, knocked on his door. Well asked him You want a piece of that? Yes, right on. Is that in that neighborhood? Yeah, because that neighborhood What nobody remembers was the first guy to invade that whole neighborhood county wise was a man by the name of Doug stand Oh, wow, who still has an apartment there and it's rank control. He still has it. He will not give it up Whoa, that's a little secret that loud loud loud people don't know he still has it Since 1996 he's had that apartment there. Oh, shit

In that area what it's rank control. So he's on curson. Oh, yeah He's been on curson forever because he could walk the coaching horses. Yeah coaching horses, man So he stayed there. His rent was 400 hours in 1998. Yeah, it's probably 750 now 750 it's like 820. Yeah. Yeah, right down the corner from the fucking 711. So he never let it go He's kept it all. He's got houses All over the world. Yeah, but he's kept that apartment just in fucking case That's rad. And then he had his mother next to him. Uh-huh. Oh and the other one when his mother came out He happened to get what the the german girls

There was german girls one had big tits and the other one had curly hair and one night she smacked Joe Rogan in the face Whoa had a fucking restaurant because she misunderstood. They got an argument something crazy She she went to smack Joe Rogan at coaching horses But that's the the the german sister the roommate was a A co-core Photographer a fucking crazy. Wow. She was crazy and Doug stand up would drive her crazy Like I would and then the mother lived next to Doug when they moved out

Yeah, Doug put his mother in there. That's rad when Ralphie Uh, Ralphie moved into that building too. Ralphie lived with Doug for a while. Wow. So one day Doug called me. He goes. Have you seen Ralphie? He goes you're not gonna believe what happened. He goes I caught him in bed with my mother And he got dressed and ran out and I haven't seen him since so I went over there And I get there and they're all laughing at me. They play the fucking prank Ralphie used to live in that Doug stand up estate. That's why we called his mother god bless her soul Her name is Bonnie. Yeah, but if her name is Bonnie, but we used to call Bonnie earmuffs

Because you had to put him up something because she over the earbeat and she would give you You could not get Bonnie started Bonnie was like my daughter you give you give mercy you don't even have to give mercy at bumper cope. Yeah She will talk your ear off And quote herself and argue and catch yourself and go. No, no, no, no, no. No whole thing 45 minutes She makes mercy look like so we used to call Bonnie earmuffs to her face And she had nine cats all of them were missing something nine cats

So she would go and take the cats Doug stand house mother would go save the cats on execution day And she would save cats that were missing something because she didn't want them to get it Bring him back to the hut So she'd have one cat without a arm one cat without an ear One cat without a tail one cat. So we would go with a stick from 97 to 98 I stayed at Stan hopes for maybe three Four months. Yeah, he bought bunk beds. Oh, wow. That's how cool. He was yeah

What bunk beds and put him in his living room and he just said people gonna live here Wow, I saw him last week at the store. How was he's brilliant? Yeah, and he's so nice, man He comes up Dean. What's up, man? Bingo when you were sleeping, you know Dean was on the end of the world Podcast man. She's all hey, you know, just like so nice and cool. I love that guy. Then he just murders Murderers I heard he had a great scent. Oh, come on His special from a few years back just destroys in Portland though in the 50s seat room I told him to his face. I said one of the greatest specials. They've ever seen it came out like two three years ago

Oh, he doesn't give a fuck. No, he has no fucks. He doesn't give a fucking. He's a special type I am I just watch some I'm roguin today. Oh, yeah, I watch them. I'm roguin. I love that guy I've always loved him. Yeah, he had a two bedroom and a car Wow that you could borrow But there was a problem with the car. You got to go right to the gas station because the gas the gas gauge was broken Oh, yeah, you know, it's got in the car. You got to go right to the gas station She don't know how is it? How many times I ran out of gas with that fucking car pushing the limit I got to have an audition and I didn't have a car when I first moved out. Yeah, I go to stand on this I go Doug. I'm gonna bind borrow the fucking car

Man, make sure you put 20 in it before you even make that right turn. I don't know when the last He jumped it for you and everything. He's a special soul man because you know, I I love People that can just be like that where they can just be like, hey, man, whatever's mine is yours and whatever happens happens You know, like there's no rigid Nothing, it's just yeah, man. Yeah, you know, like when bands roll through and visby they stay at his place and stuff You know, it's like that's a that's a that's a that's a Gift that most people don't have don't have I don't have that gift. Yeah, I'm I don't have that gift I don't either because I'm like an only child. So I'm like, yeah, I'm an only child. I need to fucking be alone

Yeah, I don't need what is that guy snoring in my living room. Oh drive me fucking crazy. This guy if I come out then I don't see fucking coasters. Yeah, I will have a fucking heart attack Yeah, like a half a beer bottle with a cigarette in it Oh, I will have a fucking heart attack. Yeah, Sammy. Yeah, so before uncle Joey has that heart attack Yeah, I don't like movement. Yeah. Oh, I want ice when I'm doing my fucking maniac I don't like no movement. What do you move so? Yeah, yeah, you get weird, right? Yeah, guys stays a week doesn't get any bring toilet paper Come on, dude. You don't bring nothing

Nothing to the plate and here's the funny thing. I know how to be hospitable with people Like if you come to me and you I'm coming out the LA. I need to stay three days. Yeah, I'm very hospitable. I'm just not Yeah, I had Rollins on he you know what he said he goes. I love you, man You call me you tell me your car is broken or whatever. I'll come get you and help you But if you can't say can I stay your pad? Here's $400 get the best hotel. I just don't want people at my pad. You know what I mean? It's like He's a he's a I think he's the only child too. You know, it's just something weird about it. Fuck's up. It does fuck Yeah, I'm very hospitable. Yeah, I'll you come over whatever. I'm not gonna take a universal

Yeah, I'm not gonna show you no travel sites like my brother's in San Diego. I love him daily. He landed tonight This is what his you've known me seven years and this is his fourth of it time This is probably I don't how many times it's comic-con. What comic-con is every year San Diego? What number is this? I don't know. Yeah, he's been coming to day one, right? I mean this guy I didn't even know you had a brother. He George man. I never met since 1978 We went we met in summer school and if he didn't fucking If I didn't bump into him in 1985 I

Bumped into him. I was casing houses. Yeah up in Bergen County. He was a lawnmower dude. Yeah, he was Whatever raking along. Yeah landscaper landscaper. I bumped into him February of 85 after not seeing him for like Four years. We lost communication. Whoa bumped into him. It's like bumping into somebody and fucking redondo beach You and me like are you serious? Yeah, that's so I called that night. I got arrested that afternoon I bumped into him. Yeah, I got arrested three hours later. I had his number in my pocket I called him up and I go come get me and bail me out. He bailed me out But he goes you like stay in the hotel. Let's go get you stuff. I talked to my mom. You can stay with us Yeah, and he's been my brother since

February of 85. That's just the way life is Josh wills the wolf is another kind of stand-hope guy like, you know how he let you stay in his pad He's like that like hey, whatever you need. Just come over take it, you know. Yeah. Yeah, there's some people that are very generous I'll let you stay in my pad. Yeah, I'm just not gonna go to Universal with you. I'm not I don't know what my schedule is I do my shit. That's the problem. I do my shit. Yeah, you know, so there's hours where I don't even like to talk It's funny because like Lee has a friend and she's very sweet And she always says if you ever go to the coffee shop call me It's the last thing I want. Yeah. Yeah, it's the last thing I want to drink. Oh when I go to the coffee shop

It's to work. Yep. It's to get out of my house to get vitamin D to breathe to ear To hear to hear nature to hear birds and cars and people You know running through red lights and horns and then I get my thinking going I get what's that word you get not Get like when you get like my daughter if she sees too many red lights what happens to her she gets to She sees to over stimuli over stimuli. Oh, yeah, I need that also. We all need that. You know, I'm saying That's why I fucking go to a coffee shop. I don't go to a coffee shop. She come over and talk to me about life My fucking coffee. Yeah, I drink green tea. Yeah, I even drink coffee when I go that drink green tea all the fucking times Like like a coffee shop. I go there. I sit in the corner and plug my phone

And I take my computer on I take a notebook on it's two hours. I got a two hour time Yeah, so that two hours I drink a little bit night I got a two hour time And after that two hours I get up because it's not your back starts to hurt. Yeah, you gotta get up and move around You got shit. Yeah, there's gotta be something so you schedule an hour work or workout Then you go back afterward for two hours and it's a lot easier than sitting there for four hours Nothing's gonna get accomplished. No, you just need to get the taste of ink in your fucking mouth That's it and also then you just start fucking just looking at your phone or whatever you're like. Yeah, why don't you tell me?

You know, it's it's it's I've said on this show a thousand times how thought is your enemy and your best friend thought could be your best friend or Your enemy, you know You have to cut a line that thought at some point because you went over think a situation and then come up with fucking dick Or when you don't get that's why I tell people I don't like closed faces Like if I had to come here at eight in the morning and I'd sit here without the door open I would lose my mind by 9 30. I'd be in a bad mood. Yeah I would just think about things to set me off in a bad mood

I think about that time in the eighth rate cheeky cheated on me. Yeah with Steven the football player Like why would you think about that now just that's what no Stimulation in the daytime That's why I tell comics to always have a job. Yeah, man Because if you're hanging out with other comics, they just telling you bad news in the daytime Yeah, if you live with two or three other comics, what are they telling you they're telling you about what's not happening? Yeah, man, I'm not past. Yeah, I didn't get booked. I didn't audition. It's horrible Yeah, and all of a sudden you get six or seven of those morons together the black pit and it's the suicide crew

And it's until let's see who snaps first. We've seen it a thousand times Comics think that you that's why I tell people you have to have a daytime schedule Yeah, man, just cuz you don't have a job don't mean you don't have a fucking job Yeah, you can sleep all day right now. You got a job and a half. There's your health. There's writing There's bills. There's contacting people. There's always something you could be doing. Yeah, man Like there's always something you could be doing a lot of people don't know how to do that Yeah, I get up immediately start doing shit the gym Edit a podcast go get a coffee

Right listen to the set then go back try to book some people for the podcast Then you know sell something on Craigslist whatever I'm doing all day long just generating movement What the fuck is it that you sell on Craigslist? Can you please tell me I just sold a bicycle on there? I had a bike so you buying so shit buying then flip it. Yeah Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, man It's something you know like lately I've been on the road and I try to hit some I look for some vintage audio equipment You know like stereo stuff. That's it's that shit's going for big money, man You know like like that Maranze I got I bought two of them sold one of them some mines free

You know made like double the money just whatever I can flip Yeah, I went to the house that day and I was looking at the quality. Yeah, I was that piece of that that Marantz Oh, I Was looking at the quality and I knew that if I walked over to it. I tried to pick it up. I got holy fuck You pick up a DVD, it's like a pound like We moved I got picked up it was nothing like when I was a kid you picked up a fucking Receiver oh my god, it was dirty fucking pounds like it was pure fucking metal if you put the earplugs all the way in you Can hear Martian talking? Yeah, just

You know when I sold the one the other one to the guy he came and picked it up He he's a Don Henley's keyboard player. It just happened to come over off of Craigslist I go what do you do? He's like ah keyboards, you know, then we start talking. I go. I got a podcast He goes, oh, I listen to it. I know who you are and they goes Oh, yeah, I play I play behind a curtain for the Eagles, you know little keyboards here and then I go out with Don Henley I was like wow He went over to grab that thing and he just was like oh, I saw his fucking bag like oh this thing's no joke man Probably 85 pounds, but it doesn't you're thinking about this new shit now that weighs like an ounce nothing

So he went over to grab it one hand and just took himself out. Yeah, you like what? Dislocate your shoulder so like do you remember when that was big and then someone who's running a store now? Just has it at the wrong price. Is that what you do? No, what? As vinyl is starting to get hot, you know again, of course in the last few years, you know Turn tables and the equipment's getting hot So you just find some old good stuff from the 70s that works, you know still that should work forever It should bulletproof man that old shit and then you know, it just goes up and up in price You just find it like when you're in middle America and you're at like a goodwill

Like look at that. That's a fucking moran sitting nobody. No, nobody knows nobody knows me No, no, what's the cost on this? I don't know Yeah 25 hours, so you start looking around the thing you go you think work. Yeah, I got on your day And you're like holy fuck and walkmans are hot right now again because people love cassettes these these hipsters Are they really? Oh, yeah hipsters are going cassettes right now. No, absolutely. Those are back now I saw that the DVD is done done. Yeah, don't DVD and the CD are done I think I grew up with a cassette and I didn't even really maybe that's why I played a part into why I never really

Fell in love with music because I used to hate it. You have to fast forward You don't know why you're fast-forwarding. I know you're trying to find the track. I hate that. It's like You get to it. All right, there it is the tape gets all stretched and it eats it You're like fuck my thing's gone to eat your cassette. You ever had that you're you're fucking pulling it out. Oh There was a certain player that kept taking cassettes out people get pissed It was like something you taped over and when you get pissed you ever throw your cassette in a buddy's ride like yeah I brought the tunes and then his ride eats your tape. You're like dude. You're fucking you owe me You're right in the 80s and in the 80s. There was a cassette deck. Yeah

Blah-Punk. I love that blah-Punk came in all the beamers remember that blah-Punk if you fast-forward it It ate your tape. Oh If you press fast forward or reversed Okay, like fuck and then you tried to save the tape was ten bucks Oh, it's ten bucks You had to push it and then the tape will come out and the more you pull the tape with the guts will come out And then you had guerrillas who would take their pants like me and just break the tape And then they were fucked the whole thing up, but I knew how to actually take it apart

Take the next driver. I would roll reel it back in with them and then wherever it would get Wrinkled. Yeah, I would just rub it nice and pray Fourth like three hours like a half a homo that I am who's all sticky mountains. Oh my god Fucking crazy what you do to save your cassettes what you did it get to that party be like welcome to the Believe the cassette is coming back. Let me give some shot. Yeah. Yeah John Petrosky, I love you kitty foreman you sexy savage Nate Mooney Yuri Andrews Andres Nolan Patan Aldi

Robert Glees dick bird Mikey Serena for and those Tress I love you That's it Who the fuck you think you're dealing with those Tress? I love that fucking name and always little lingus always Bobby and Sharon Always the Australian fucking warrior the originals the church fucking originals Kitchy on the couch throwing fucking eat. I can't even look at it. You know what I'm saying All right, so give me your top ten live albums

Okay, if your fucking best friend came to you and said I want you to recommend your top top ten albums and why all right Okay, my first one Number ten is is a record that I talked about a lot Santana live at the Fillmore. I Love this one man. It's like I think I got it. It is Incredible What year is that? I think it's like 69 or 70 or something. Yeah, I got that up here. Oh my god that record Yeah, that's good. I can't even believe our greatest. All right Then this is another one and last night I did the goddamn comedy jam saying me and Marin

We did long way to the top if you want to rock and roll and backstage it reminded me Bob Marley played there and did a live record Bob Marley live at the rock That's funny because of so many I was talking to somebody and they said one of the Marley albums That's the one live at the rock scene live at the rocks. That's the one it is Incredible man. The band is at the top of the game. It is like the ultimate live reggae record. It's insane Then Frampton comes alive, of course everybody in the mom had that. Yeah, you know Nugent double live gonzo and I just had Rawlins on my podcast Monday and He and I talked about seeing Nugent in that era. There's nothing like it. Nothing like it

Nothing like there was a story going around somebody pulled the gun out and he pulled the bow and arrow Somewhere at some fucking cobo hall or something. Yeah, that was nuts that guy when he come out with the loin fucking thing Oh, yeah, listen, man. He followed Aerosmith. Yeah, no problem. No 77 Aerosmith, you know, I was watching Doug Stanhope and Rogan. Yeah, somebody said boy He's just a guy that had two shitty songs in the 70s. No, I think you're mistaken there You know, I do not like Ted after what's his name left. No after the same home He's on the road. He's on the road this year. Yeah. Yeah, he's doing something on the road

They're saying like if you like that album. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's 70% Derek St. Holmes. Yeah, absolutely The singer I didn't even know he was the singer till I went now is the stranglehold that we hear Yeah, the same stranglehold on double live guns. Oh, no The stranglehold you mean that they play now. Yeah Yeah, it's the same. Yeah, that's from that album. That's from that album. Absolutely. Yes a stranglehold Fucking storm troopers storm troopers the storm a trooper come and get a ready dog dog No, it's a brilliant. I'm telling you that's why I opened up with it when I heard Wang Dang sweet Poon Tang

Unbelievable. I fucking forgot and I'm like Nashville 76 and the way he said the word pussy Yeah, he fucking meant it then I remembered that at the end didn't he blow it at the end with a 16-year-old? Oh, I don't know that year He left with somebody there was allegations of something that she became 18 and it went away Wow, his sister's wife's sister his wife's sister Wow, okay, then This one was big big to me cheap trick Buddha. Yeah, that's on everybody's list. That was a fucking great That was a record. Okay, then

Ramones, it's alive That's never got into that. That one. Yeah, that that one is just a classic Live energy punk rock record. Just like holy shit Kissalive to of course Zeppelin song remains the same I got turned on to that and you don't want to put it on the list like it's too easy. Yeah, I felt bad That's why I told you I'm not even gonna put on this. Yeah, there was albums that were too easy. Yep, you know, there's so Fucking many. Yeah, great, you know, we were comparison. We were comparing it to calmly like how hard it is to get the perfect

Shot and let me tell you something don't get confused a lot of those shows are different shows from different nights Of course edited together edit it together. So let's not get confused But there are some performances out there straight through straight through. Yeah fucking how the west was on Zeppelin at the LA form Yes, smoking open with immigrant songs. Okay, what a punch in the face Okay Almond brothers live at the film. Okay, there's just no again. It's too easy. Yeah, too easy. Yep It's too easy to that too. I listen to that too, but that we've been posed And there was something else in there the first song they open so how they open how they open see

When I talk about imposing your will like this was I didn't like when I did my Netflix special I didn't impose my will. I let the will get imposed on me, right? That's the best record explain it When you listen to the almond brothers live at the film wall as a matter of fact Lee find it just for one second It's stupid live at the film or watch what how they open up. Yeah Okay, do you think that? They give you what? Keep you on it. Is that you think the almond brothers like feel more east. Yeah. Yeah on the drive We're all sitting in the car going they're gonna open up with this. Yeah. Yeah, and they're gonna open up with that

I get I'll bet you fucking the joint Sound out of make me Georgia. Let's welcome the almond brothers out of making sounds like Theo Ron number one Listen to listen to this music Who opens up with this the almond brothers do it's their terms Look at this shit Look at the events Who opens up like this this is dead terms Are you fucking kidding me sick dirty white from the heart no fucking put no fake this at all

Look at this zero and then a zero fuck give it No, no, he won't say he won't sing at all dicky and this other guy rock Oh Barry Oakley Fucking tremendous Zero fuck yep, you think they give a fuck about Twitter Fuck no, they don't they didn't give a fuck about snapjack nothing. Yeah Nothing nothing. What a great fucking album. Oh my god. Well again when I put this album on yeah

It's like I'm boring you to death. Yeah, but I tried to I tried not to put little look at the guy that did the movie with prior Yeah, what's your movie with prior? What was the name gene Wilder? Yeah, yeah, Gene Wilder on drums that guy killed himself a couple years ago That's fire 40 fucking eight years ago. I walk by that venue almost every day in New York Every time I go to New York, I look at that venue to the side of the cross I walk right by every time I see that venue to the side of the cross because It's the church St. Patrick's Cathedral, baby. Oh, it's God has been there the devil has been in there Eastville Everybody's been in there. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. What else is on your list? Okay? Well, just very quickly. Why do you guys like why is it too easy for you if you like it that much?

Why why can't it? Well, it's an obvious one because most people love it But it has the magnitude of it is so insane to me that I have to I have to fucking say it There's just no way around it. Okay, so when I go with so more East, yeah Well, I had that number seventh. Yeah. Yeah one for the road let us get it Too easy, okay Frampton comes alive too easy. Yep, so remains the same too easy, right? Then I come up with false in prison Okay, I love I'd like I love the first three fucking jams. How are you broke it down? I got kiss alive on there. Awesome. My number four is live at Budakon, and I don't like cheap trick. Oh, yeah

That's the record. Okay. I don't even like cheap trick Yeah, maybe fucking talking about fucking cheap trick. No, no, no, and I'm telling you live at Budakon No, my number three is unleashed in the East Which we're gonna talk about something else also my number two Which I think and I'm not a big fucking deep purple fan, but made in Japan It's a bad motherfucking and I'm gonna tell you a shot of an album that I've loved Under the blood red sky Red rocks sick. There you go motherfuckers rainbow on stage. Yeah, yes songs

You know to capture what yes was doing live Yes was doing something. They have too many moving pieces. It was like Chicago. Yeah. Oh, yeah Chicago's a great man too many moving pieces. Yeah, but what's that one? Shit What's up Chicago just had some Fuck fucking masterpieces I hated Chicago grown up and then my buddy turned me on to Chicago three. I was like, what the fuck is this? No, it's like a fucking

No They have 20 of those jam and then they came back in 83 Yeah, man, I'm 84 with peter satara. What's the jam that he sang? It was smoking. They came back 10 years later and broke the bank Uh, you found someone else. Oh, yeah, you didn't have no reason No one can blame you for running to him all that shit to people together That's the shit. That's the shit. Yeah. Oh my god. All right, so that you know, I got Metallica

SNM. Yeah, man. All right, like I said, I got yes So I got right what really killed me about my list that I had it like I said I never did this much homework in a long time was that five out of my ten hours We're shot in fucking Main Japan Unleashed in East live at Budokan. Where's kiss a live shot kiss alive. I think it's the States. I know that's Cobo

Oh, okay. Yeah, so for those albums Yeah, like there was a three or four of those albums that were shot overseas Because I'll tell you know, and then we didn't even talk about UFO again. It's too easy. We've already beat that up We beat that I can't even start to tell you how good if you want blood I can't even tell you got it. It's the best if you want blood You got it was the one that got me back into all these live things. Yeah, and now I feel bad now I feel shitty because when I gave those albums away in 84 I had over three or four and albums in there, but I probably had

Over a hundred of those live recordings. I would buy from the garden. Oh, yeah, and I gotta be on see Let's be honest the truth 140 of them were God off. Yeah, it was like this I got off That's when you know, sometimes you had bad tapings audience recordings audience recordings under the stage some nights You had that really? Yeah, that's what I heard like what they do is they'd pay some the guy the security guys And they come in early and they just put some mics under the stage You know and then split and then come back and get the recording later So they're under the stage or they'd sneak them in under seats tape it under a seat

You're sitting under a tape recorder. You don't even know you get why you get the one guy. Yeah Yeah, you get beat all the fucking time on those but every once in a while You know where the masters of taping those Deadheads. No, they're the best deadheads of the genius day. I used to get some deadhead shit in bolder Yeah, you can't even believe it. You can't even believe it. It matter of fact the band puts them out now You know like like they put them out like dicks picks and all the like, you know, they get a good one They go, we're putting this out. Do you know what I just heard what I fucking heard that To sing it from back company. Yeah, Jeff back. Yeah, and Nancy Wilson on the other on tour. They're playing the greek

But listen to this. Yeah, what night? I don't know but I know they're playing there Let's go down there. Yeah, let's see that. Let's go down. Have you seen poor Rogers with that wig singing? Oh, he's so great, dude I saw I saw the firm fucking phenomenal. I saw the firm Joey. Did you see him with queen singing? No, no, did you see him with queen? I didn't see him. I saw him on video, but not live the vh1 thing Yeah, with the wig on yeah, yeah, he's still He's got that he's got to tell me now Here's the deal with them. You go see him by the time you get home. You can buy the concert online It's that's rad if they're gonna download it. Yeah, not bad idea. I love me too

A dollar yeah, download the show live from fucking whatever that was the one you were at a dollar That's that's the way to go. Yeah a dollar right on your web page tape it Tape it professionally and you want the shows these are like underground fucking comedy shows. Yeah, yeah Tape them. That's it done. That's a new idea. We're gonna do I'd like to do a crowd work tour Like you know and then just tape every night and give it away. Here's the night you were there You know a lot of people don't remember that 20 years ago fucking pearl jam got penalized big time Oh, yeah, they got spanked and they were only allowed to do like three shows per tour

Yeah, well, they were playing no ticket master rooms. No ticket master rooms But what they were doing is I think in 98 They recorded all shows and they put them all out and they put them all out You would walk into a music store. They'd be like for the brown bag and brown bag remember that Fucking dynamite you go in and go, you know what Lee? Went in Nashville. Yeah said the show is phenomenal. I could buy the fucking album right at the record store Different set list every night different set list every night pro that you have to you know, I like what nine inch nails is doing this year Yeah, making the fans go down and buy the tickets. I love

making The full fucking experience. Yeah, I gotta tell you something. This is it Like for me guys, this is it what I went through with this last half hour taping. Yeah, I'm done. They're done I'm done. I'm never taping nothing another special again. Is that right? I'm only doing albums Oh, oh, yeah, because you love because you make great money on them, right? It's not the money. Yeah, it's not the money You know what man? I'm a fucking old fashioned stubborn motherfucker. Yeah and what I like I like and

There's certain things that piss me off like that. There's certain parts of Technology that piss me off because I think that People are missing chunks of their lives if I'm not doing it. Yeah, we laugh At the people in the 50s that would sit there and listen to the green horn on the radio, right? You don't even see those pictures no more. America doesn't even know what that's like Yeah to sit with your sister your mom and your dad in front of a fucking radio And listen and listen your brain's working listen I love

The gift of listening and so many fucking people ruin it They ruin it on purpose. You've been somewhere and you're with somebody And they think that they have to talk Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, like there's no sign like an uber. I'm not saying I'm saying that I'm communist. Yeah I'm not saying I'm communist, but there's no signs In this room that say we need to talk. Yeah But there's certain situations that sometimes you want that peace

Of mind. Yeah, but there's certain people that think They need to talk they're uncomfortable in the silence. Yeah, not to get attention or nothing. I'm not saying it that way just Just to tell you something that has nothing no bearing in your fucking life at all Like it wouldn't fucking matter to you at all. They break your silence and It kills me what the technology has taken away the gift of listening Yeah, you know when I meet someone like Keith Keith you listens to podcasts She actually takes the time To listen

Yeah, it's a gift It really is a gift. It's a gift like I got all those prior albums Like I can't wait to come in here and get high. Oh, yeah and put on fucking You know, was it something I said in the beginning and listen to the skips at the album The album is 30 years old. What do you want? Some crap. What do you want a fucking perfection? You're not gonna have it But to hear that when you listen Let me tell you some netflix has released and how many specials 47 in one day. So what what what what what good are we having here?

Yeah, we're done. The special business is done after this. I don't ever want to shoot a special again Nobody's gonna want to see a special now. They want to see something different The country's ready to see something different. Yeah, whoever does it first is gonna win Yeah, you doing 30 minutes and 28 and 60. That's great But now if they release 47 of them, we're gonna be bogged up for a long time watching fucking special So to get your eyes off those specials, you got to do something. Yeah, so It look at these live albums you're talking about Were they you're saying that they weren't they were like the album

But they just they recorded an entire tour and they would take the best take right each song of each song No best takes it was just that show that night went out When bro jam did it when the dead heads did it it's that show that night done That's it. That's the way it runs Some bands when they put an album together they record a few nights They record a few nights and they take this song from that just like comics do Comics will take two shows on one night and take the best from both shows. It's no fucking different. They dress the same Only you you can't tell you can't tell right

It makes more sense to especially if you're just going to be an audio recording of an entire tour Like that's I got stoned and speaking of stand-up was watching a stand-up special and I wrote him a long email like Why do you only have two chances to shoot a special? That's crazy Like it's just so expensive now. Yeah, and it's it's less expensive than it used to be but it's still too expensive to shoot video What's an ordeal you know compared of an audio now you just do every night with your zoom

You just bring it on the road and go I take nine nights. There was there was nothing better than walking off a stage yeah That you just destroyed that fucking stage and you get in your stuff and you took your pictures And somebody taps you on the show and says You want the sets from tonight? And you're like You faked them and they're like, yeah, and you're like, oh my god. Thank you Because that's what happens. Yeah, it happens from I'm not gonna lie to people it happens to me all the time The greats are the greats because they're great at it. I'm not one of the greats for a reason

I can't do those. Yeah, I did it with C. So I had two mistakes Yeah, would see so and with Netflix. It wasn't my best. I don't think I think You know, they just sent the the final cut. Yeah sent the something and you don't like it I don't know what to think. You know, I don't like looking at me. Yeah, you follow me. I don't like looking at me Oh, I don't like listening to me. Now you're making you're making me watch me. Yeah, that's gonna really fucking piss me off Why don't you just make me watch a fucking tamp on commercial with my grandmother in the room it embarrass me more That you know how embarrassing it is to watch yourself. Oh, it's the worst because you're like, I never knew I did that Yeah, unless you know unless you're a fucking asshole. Yeah. Yeah

Like nobody wants to see themselves. I don't want to see myself ever Yeah, people come up to me. Look at the picture we took together. Isn't that's great? That's great. I don't know what the fucking picture you took together. I don't know what you look at I see a fucking whole regularly fucking break That's it. I don't see nothing else, you know, yeah So you're going to Montreal this year. Yeah, can you believe it? Congratulations. And what shows are you doing? I'm doing the stand-up on the spot. Uh, Jeremiah's show I'm looking forward to that then I'm doing uh, I think some the dirty show or something with some show

And then I'm shooting the lol show uh for kevin heart So that's cool, man. I'm going up there next week. Congratulations. Yeah, thanks. When do you leave? Uh, Thursday the 26th. Watch how many fucking church canadian fans are going to come fucking get you next Thursday You don't have a great time. I'm going to be in utah. Oh, yeah The show is almost sold out. Yeah, because you asked me to go and then I was like, oh, fuck. I'm going to jfo I would have done that utah in a minute. Yeah, there's a few tickets left. So yeah, why is guys in utah for thursday night dean? It's always applied. This was oh, it's so fun, right? This was like I said this list Was it was I had to do a lot of thought. Yeah, I really had to think about

What arms blew my wig and let me tell you some I'm sure I missed Yeah, there was uh, I got bill withers. There was a Michael shank the live at buddhikon. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, there was yeah, right line. Yeah, buddhikon. I came out. I remember I lent it to a guy named john kelly the frog He never gave it back to me. Yeah, cock sucked. I still remember 1983. He's called the fraud But he got me because he used to bartend it whenever he turned around we throw ice cubes at him And he quit he would leave the bar and then he'd sit there and go come on when I gotta throw another one If anybody throws another ice cube at me, I swear to god, I'm gonna walk

He turned around 80 ice cubes will get thrown out of fuck. Yeah But I left him the album. He never gave it back to me. Fuck that cock suck. All right Wise guys next weekend and then me and dean will be at the kansas city improv august 9th 10th and 11th bitches Get your tickets. I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart For achieving montreal comedy festival. Can't believe it. You know people always, uh You know I have my crew man

I have my crew young killers that I love and I back you because I see what you're doing. Yeah, you know The funk you guys are out there every night Making it happen not complaining not crying not fucking, you know There's people who are doing it, but they complain in the whole time or they cry. You're out there. You're fucking my age Yeah, I can't be out more than three nights in a row past midnight. I'll turn into a fucking pumpkin I know I want to sleep and you're fucking out there So my heart goes out to you 55 to go to fucking montreal Yeah, and I'll fucking swing these youngsters with no testosterone and your little work boots on and shit

Yeah, I'll give you props man. I'm proud of you. I love you and uh go to montreal fuck them up And I'll see you when you come back and we'll go up to fucking kansas city Eat some barbecue and let those motherfuckers on fire at the impromptu and then we're going to boston me and lee Then we're going to boston wilbur in september. Wow, which has got maybe 150 tickets left for the second show That's gonna be incredible. Maybe the first one is completely sold out the nine in the There was nine tickets holding on for dear life. They were like lee's button the middle It was holding on for dear life nine fucking momos, but those tickets they're all sitting separate But they bought them. They said fuck it. We'll go by ourselves. It's great, man

I can't even think about that. I have to like imagine it's not even know what i'm doing to you that night Are you bad motherfuckers? I want to thank dean. I want to thank the christ killer But most important. I want to thank you guys. I want to thank kishi I want to thank you guys for fucking having our backs and listening and Listening to whatever stupidity. We got to talk about like I said next week dean will be in montreal Check his website out. Don't forget to listen to part two of henry rollins. Henry rollins is coming on our podcast Uh week or so before the showtime thing Hopefully, uh, you know, we're gonna talk about storytelling and stuff and listen to yours

I don't want to chris cross. Yeah, and I think he's doing rogans also But uh, congratulations again of montreal. I'll see you motherfucking bring that mormon reefer Yeah, the shit that makes you have nine wives the shit And I'll see you motherfuckers in uh, utah. I'll see you guys next monday morning ready to rock and roll Stay black. Have a great week. Uncle joey loves you. Take care. Happy birthday league. Happy birthday league Oh Oh Oh

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