Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #708 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

Eddie Bravo, the founder of 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, EBI, and Combat Jiu Jitsu, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.    This podcast is brought to you by:   Stance Socks - Stance has all styles of socks in tons of amazing designs including MLB, Star Wars and Quentin Tarantino. Go to www.stance.com/church and you'll get a free pair of socks with any purchase.    23andme.com - 23andMe is a DNA testing service that can offer you insights on to how your DNA can influence your weight, sleep quality and much more. Order your 23andMe health and ancestry kit and get important test information at www.23andMe.com/church.        

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Genetic report. That's 23 and me dot-com slash church Find out who you are. Lee kick this motherfucking meal There you go Oh How old school is that The other day I almost fell off my fucking chair. That's a cover, you know, that's a tremendous jam tremendous He didn't want to do it. He hated it. Oh You're right, it does have a nice little catchy beat to it. Yeah, I'm saying everybody everybody did how to do that

There was a one point in the mid 70s towards late 70s 77 78 The kinks did it with Superman. I Want to be like Superman the stones did it with Some girls and the other one they did that they ate a bag of Dixon fucking Europe kiss kiss was on the fence Kiss was like they had you had to put a beat out that was danceable. Yeah Something that you could dance to we don't yeah, and I could just imagine the going into kiss and People like those bands and saying that like your number one hit has to have something That they can play at the clubs. They actually thought

The future of rock and roll was gonna be infused with lots of disco So kiss at Paul Stanley and Jean they made a decision because after that was 1978 and Then in 79 they put out dynasty which had I was made for loving you sure no something I'm very loving you very disco Yeah, and then they had an out that whole album after that was super disco as well kiss unmasked so they thought That the trend was they thought they had to make a move was a calculated move We got to go more disco than rock We got it while everyone else was getting heavier because in 78 Van Halen busted out

they weren't trying to do disco and then Ozzy came out with you know blizzard of Oz and Some some bands went heavier some bands chose to go more disco and kiss chose disco for a bit and they went you know They went south and just completely turned into like a joke. I have not seen this About three weeks ago. I got home. You know when you come on the comments Do you have a bag of edibles and reefer and fucking pills or they give you all that shit from speed wall and shit Oh, yeah, they just absolutely So sometimes you have that bottle water in the car So some I'm on low okay, and I'm popping shit, right? I'm popping whatever they gave me

Edibles I'm headed home by the time I get over the dry land, which is once you hit Ventura Yeah, that's where it starts getting little tingles and shit, but I'm all right. I'm three quarters there If it hits me too quick, I just stop a yum yum donuts and get a brand muffin to come that fucking savage Couple nights ago put on If this is love by Van Halen, it's gonna say live from Seattle When MTV first came out This was one of the first videos in their rotation, I don't know if you remember it Me and my wife were just talking great song, and I just but it's on the second side of

What am I there along with mean streets on it? The one with unchained to Fair warning fair warning is one of my all-time favorite You know not Oakland. Yeah, okay, okay, let's see how to open whatever Is he is he's singing with the bottle of Jack Daniels? It is it is like when you watch this you go You know what? This was the best Van Halen ever was I mean I know they made a lot more money with Sammy Hagar and the hours in Sammy Hagar, but if you

ever have a chance put on Van Halen, so this is love From wherever the fuck 612 81 open cause 81. This was actually a video that was on MTV Every hour on the hour click it Lee. Okay Oh And he was great he was the best he ever was Got my little open scarf here, yeah I Myself a brand-new open scarf

Eddie Van Halen looks like doctors Well my babies on the corner and she I Will get thrown off a YouTube Fucking crazy how This was as good as it fucking gets like I remember Being a junior in high school and this was it and I wanted to hate him Oh, dude me and Joe Rogan met him at the comedy store dude like

2006 or something like that and All he wanted to do was talk about like chicks the chicks he got on the road and It was he just couldn't stop talking about the good old times He said that he would give his roadies a backstage passes like a stack of them with and they would put their initials on them and Their goal was to go out and find the hottest chicks in the crowd Give them the passes and if he ended up having sex with them and There he'll give 200 bucks to who's ever initial was on that pass

Isn't that brilliant for someone who's single, you know what I mean? It's a brilliant idea. Oh fuck Who doesn't want to go backstage, you know He said some of them we went with their boyfriends. Oh, yeah, and so we had yeah, so they should they're like I'm just gonna go backstage just to say hi Just for a little bit and he said he would see the boyfriends just like waiting for him up in the stands They just fucking spent that milk money on the ticket and the girl Disrespectful because in those days, there's no conversation. You just blown he makes Harvey Weinstein look like a fucking preacher Yeah, I got he just takes his dick out. Yeah, he's got on the bus. They suck it

They give him a kiss and there was no pictures in those days You imagine there's no proof. Can you imagine all the me-tos that would come out of like David Lee Roth ran for like government official Let me tell you something. It's really interesting that you said that when the Twisted System movie came out Rudy SARS who called one day when we were talking and he goes, what'd you think of it? And you know, I liked it. I enjoyed I told everybody I thought it was a goof But I enjoyed at least I enjoyed it because they're only gonna get better now These stories are only gonna get better. Yeah, they're gonna make them better and better and better and they're gonna be fucking phenomenal But he goes, you know, what's really crazy if the me-too movement

He goes this was Beyond me too Yeah, that music industry all those years. They were beyond me too. Yeah, there was no conversation. There was no pictures There's no nothing It was your word against me and my fucking roadies. Yeah, I went back there and they they break What are you talking about? You weren't back there with your dead ease out. You know, it's fucking crazy those girls don't even Didn't even raise their hands in the 70s

Didn't even raise their hands not that I was a part of it or I saw it But I heard and we've all heard we bumped into different people that have thought bro Paulie Shaw Paulie Shaw used to get his dick sucked like Nothing You know when Paulie Shaw in 1990 when he came into your town warlock remember warlock Warlock was his story. Yeah, great guy. Oh warlock from the store. Okay. He was warlock was the guy with the passes Okay, that was his partner three blondes. I saw his face. I would yeah

You want to go it takes a certain type of animal. Yeah to go up to women and go. Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, you're Mr. Rods type Would you like to go back there and say hello? No cameras a lot leave the phone outside. Yeah takes a certain animal to go in there And it's it takes a certain woman to think she's gonna go in there. I mean in a perfect world You're gonna go in there. They don't want nothing from you But it's not a perfect world They either gonna pass you around there was an episode alone or the last week

Where the band was huge then they went down over the years and they were playing like bars now Yeah, most bands but the guy was the pyrotechnic guy Made the pyros too strong and lit the bar on fire and 11 people died and the chick that stuck up from was a groupie She said I couldn't have been him because I was in the van Giving him a head and all the other people like no you weren't you were standing next to us, but that was just And they even said to him it just usually happened to you and he goes it happens all the time What is somebody thinking that they'll just go into somebody's tour bus? Suck their dick and walk out. Well, I mean, isn't it like a point of pride like there's a

Comic that I I see every once in a while who has a story about I forget which one it was but one of them and like to her It was it's it's like a point of pride I'm gonna think that's sort of the difference with Harvey Weinstein is like I don't from what I heard these musicians weren't offering anything It's just they were the no, they were the biggest musicians and like no get to suck my Jimmy Page is there You're going back to the suckers dick. He's not gonna give you guitar lessons Each other pretty ukulele put you on an album. I'll put you on an album, you know, there was no There was no nothing you were going back to the meet the band. Yeah, pretty hard to meet two Rock stars, that's that's a hard one. That was a hard one in those days even now to come out and go 30 years ago

What what happened 30 years ago? What happened who was in the room, you know, who's gonna remember whether drugs involved? No, we just You know and that that's what you're thinking God knows that you were doing, you know, there's so many fucking angles That's why it's so hard to uphold a rape case Even if it's textbook It's so up. They're so hard to get the conviction Because they destroy the woman on the witness stand. She don't want to go through that

It's a fucking nightmare. But if you what are you gonna say that in 1979 you went to see Ted narrow Smith and Stephen Tyler fucked you in the ass against your will. Where are you gonna go with that? Well, you know with that Yeah, first of all, you're 60 the DNA has left your ass four times over That lowly shot in your ass that DNA I'm wrong there DNA stays there forever, but You know, I think I don't fucking know I have no idea. You know, she goes on 23 of me. That'd be great

You know what shit ain't shit ain't like that no more though. No because I went I went to see corn and I was backstage And there's everyone's wives there with their kids They let their kids on stage like corn's playing and their kids are running on stage and backstage It's it's nothing like you would imagine you think like oh shit They're partying in the you know, there's all these chicks and everyone's getting naked Not at all complete opposite. Well, the the listen if you went into Allison change room today There's no booza. Yeah, there's Canada dry ginger ale Everybody's taking pictures and they're talking about tomorrow to go play golf. Yeah, what happens? What do you think was like in?

song garden and Allison's change dressing room in 1994 Are you a little different? You have any idea what Allison chains fucking dressing room was like you didn't go in there that micro smoke None of the micro smoke the vape pen I Was no, what were they doing like they were doing a heroin before the show you think I Possible

On stage I get there's a there's a maintenance amount and when you become a junkie You know, I knew junkies that had to go to work in the morning and they had a maintenance amount their eyes get pinned But they don't know I can still function and they could still function at times You'll see their eyes going but at least it's like when I smoked dope in the morning I don't smoke dope to get zonked. I smoked up just to wake me up with my coffee get the day Little hit just a little Bunkheads, you know, oh shit. Okay. I get the wing going. I gotta as soon as you wake up. No, I'm not that much of an animal

What time do you work? Let's say I get up at seven Okay, when I walk out I make up a cup of coffee a pee make a cup of coffee and then my body guard attacks me Okay, so I can't do none So I gotta sit next to her watching some bad cartoon Just got awful What is she like? That's the she's been into the descendants Don't know what that is one two and three the chick with the purple hair and the other one with the blue hair

Is it a movie? It's a movie. It's just you but you want to sit there and stab your neck The same descendants. Yeah, like the other day she tricked me. She goes daddy. You want to watch descendants, too? I know right. It's a change. I get out there. Put your little headset on your little earplug I sit next to her straight, you know, you gotta give them the attention they deserve and then After 10 minutes, I go didn't I see this last night and she goes I lied to you. I wanted to watch it So it's just bad TV. Yeah, so I toy story the latest one for all brilliant toy story for was great Really, I took two edibles and put the 3d glasses on The Lion King, you know, good toy story for it was right in the middle of a toy story for that big earthquake hit

We were at the theater at the Ark like oh damn a lot of people were running out of there We went into the exit, you know, the little door threshold the legs were waiting that and dude It was going for like a minute and then when it was over like I wanted to see the fucking ending So I took I asked Draco and my wife like you guys want to stay cuz I'm down and they're like, okay So we went back and watch the rest of the fucking movie So I get up I thought once I start talking I'm alright then I got on the computer I see who email me. I look at my schedule for the day. What time is this eight nine? So now we got to be talking about quarter eight. Okay, so 45 minutes after I get up

I go to my back bathroom. I open up the door cuz it's the yard Yep, and I take a shit and I take bomb hits while I shit So the cough pushes out the shit without me trying. Okay, nobody dies of a fucking stroke here You always cough when you smoke always. No, but when you when you go The shit flies out of your ass. Okay, no We think you're dealing with Joy bananas. You know, I invent different things every week. I Got a different adventure every week. So yeah, when you Hit that bong head. It's a fucking bong head

At 745 in the morning, we think something happened to you. You just go like you're smoking a cigarette that first That first that's for you feel that first six inches. Just come on It's like a baby's head when it comes out of the snatch And just the head satsa for a little while and then I pack another ball with six inches out And when I hit that second one, you just feel it coming out. We're just hanging you leave it hanging. Oh, yeah He's an acrobat Motherfucker I Pushed the rest out in the second call if I wipe

And I fucking done. I already lost a pound now. I'm high. I don't drink any more coffee I start drinking cold water now to get my body going That's it. And then once I take a shower and eat breakfast and stuff We're depending where I'm going I'll do a few bomb. It's before I fucking leave, but you just had the bomb kids Another one down you can't walk on one leg. Yeah, you're you're a gangster man because I really I Don't smoke as much weed as I used to at all like I like I like taking time off You know, I can't smoke the weed I used to anymore because I have mercy

Yeah, I gotta pay more attention to places I go to yeah You can't go in there smelling like fucking Johnny LaBamba like you Fucking head shop You know, you gotta be a little fucking decent. So if I gotta go somewhere where I'm gonna be there for a while I just pop two edibles. Yeah, I'll pop I can't do any edibles man. I'm a big pussy. No, there's so much shit going on in my life, you know that that My main focus in life is peace. I just want peace and harmony. I don't want any I'm

Bullshit in my life. So I I avoid bullshit man like the plague. I don't I don't want to deal with anything I just want peace quiet. I want to be with my family Teach Jiu-Jitsu. I do comedy just purely for fun I sprinkle that in my life as long as it doesn't affect anything when I put it in and I'm good I don't need anything else That's it What new conspiracy theories do we have to discuss today? Oh man new ones give me some new ones New ones you gave me the fly dirt. You gave me the Jimmy and stone his wife off the balcony

I didn't know that wasn't me. That made no, I think it was you Must have been Sam triple. They threw Jimmy could have been Sam Them throwing Jimmy and just his girlfriend off the balcony. I'm just really entertained by following DC What's going on? I'm super entertained by that. That's that's my real that's game of Thrones times a hundred when you find out How the what what the real game of Thrones is like shit? It's fucking fascinating. I'm down with every day. I spend two hours catching up on what has happened that day Because you're getting from 90 90% of what you're getting from the mainstream media is bullshit So where do you where do you read the stuff then you got a well?

It's my process of elimination, you know, like the 90% of the mainstream media is Not the truth. So, you know, if you're searching for the truth, I like the truth. I don't like being bullshitted I'd like I like knowing how they're trying to fuck with my brain So by process of elimination, you know, okay, you just turn on CNN and go, okay, this all bullshit So let's try to find the truth. It's not that so there's a lot of independent independent media outlets I like I like listening to x-22 report sgt report those two right there. They'll give you the good shit right there It's true reporting all on YouTube all great stuff my x-22. That's the best. That's Like when those shootings happened last week

They weren't you know, the people that are following what's going on We're Expecting it. They're like, oh man, they're gonna they need something to clog up the new cycles because a lot of shit It's going down right now with the D-Class man people are going down with it the between the D-Class and Epstein's Island man a lot of people in trouble big powerful people. So Anytime something like that happens they always it wouldn't surprise me if You know those shootings were

There was more people involved than we're being told because there's multiple witnesses saying there was multiple shooters And that's pretty common in these cases like there's multiple shooters like people are like they're saying there was two or three Shooters they keep saying that but the official story what you're getting on the mainstream News is that there was one shooter crazy dude, you know Trying to blame it on Trump the dude in Dayton, Ohio was the leftist He was all about Elizabeth Warren. They're keeping quiet about that because you know, everybody wants Trump out You know, they're trying to bury him. Why are they trying to bury him? Why is the why is 90% of the bullshit mainstream media trying to bury him?

What's really going on and then you look into and that's what that's the fascinating thing It's like why are they trying to bury Trump, you know, they try to pin him like CNN try to pin him They try to turn all Mexicans against Donald Trump by Donald Trump was talking about MS 13 and was saying they're animals or criminals. We got to get him out So then CNN goes look what Trump said about Mexicans So they cut out the MS 13 part and just said they're animals they're criminals and we got to get him out What does that tell you? What are they're trying to frame him and then look what happened with Russian collusion, you know What's going down the D-class is about not only

Wasn't and isn't Trump a Russian spy is They try to frame him with that. That's what the D-class. That's what they're trying to bury That's what that that's why they're clogging the news cycles. It wouldn't surprise me if There was you know, like they take a schizophrenic paranoid crazy kid and Fill him up with all this crazy shit that they needed need to do to drag him to a

Certain place put a gun in his hand and then have professionals do a bunch of shooting Professionals get the fuck out of the way and they just they got their patsy. That wouldn't shock me stuff like that wouldn't shock me You know, there's um, you know, William Cooper is no William Cooper wrote the book Behold the Pale Horse and he was a work for the office of Nate Navy Intelligence and He figured out he was a whistleblower and he figured out a lot of shit He wrote it like that book and he wrote this in the book real quick. This is 1991. He wrote this The government encouraged

The manufacture and importation of military firearms for criminals to use this is intended to foster a Feeling of insecurity which would lead the American people to voluntarily disarm themselves by passing laws against firearms Using drugs and hypnosis on mental patients in a process called Orion the CIA Inoculated the desire in these people to open fire on schools and thus inflame The anti-gun lobby this plant is well underway and so far is working perfectly The middle class is begging the government to do away with the Second Amendment wrote that in 1991 It's what they do they get some crazy kid Fill them up with all this propaganda anybody they want to blame it if they want to blame it on Castro

They could take a crazy guy make them like a Castro fanatic Get them all crazy. They can't they can't trust them to kill anybody because he's just crazy Who knows what he's gonna do? They just have to put them in the scene of the crime They get some professionals Shoot up the place. They're all saying multiple shooters Witnesses saying there's multiple shooters are dressed in black. They look like professionals Sam Bernardino same thing They're all that's what people are saying. I don't know. That's what the witnesses are saying people that were there

So it wouldn't shock me if those shootings They did happen people died people got their lives ripped apart and destroyed But wouldn't you want to find out like? Who exactly did it if you found out you're one of your like your mom got murdered and then the cops told you was it was you know Joe But then other people kept telling you dude. It was Lee Wouldn't you want to find out? Wouldn't you want to find out how it really went down?

Instead of going don't you think the cops said it was show don't disrespect me like that the cops Dude got a look in the lead so is it you know what I mean? But people get angry when you're saying did what the official story is saying man There's witnesses saying there was multiple shooters Don't doesn't that don't you want to know how it really went down? There's been 240 some shootings you know Something's not right something's not adding and they all when you look at all those shootings they all happen

Right at a time where people are going down some people are going to testify all of them all of them There's a list they could but this is supposed to happen This is supposed this person supposed to testify boom shooting this person supposed to testify boom shooting what they do They're clogged they don't even like you know all this all this gun control talk It's almost like they don't even care really that much about you know passing gun control laws. It's not really about that It's about arguing about that Taking up your time. Everyone has a certain amount of time to look into shit So if they make it seems like they're if you know

It seems like they it's sloppy on purpose So all the conspiracy theorists could talk about and spend a lot of time making podcasts about and listen listen That's what they want. It's like talk about it Yeah, sure they want gun control and sure they're gonna piggyback on top of that You know while we're adding we might as well add a couple more gun control laws or whatever, but it's not about that It's about clogging up the news cycle. Think about the shit that's going down right now The proof that Trump got framed for Russia is coming out That's coming out and people are getting busted. They're going down for it. Boom

shootings happen to Clubs up the news cycles. Everyone's talking about gun control gun rides and you know, you know And and you know while we're on gun rights, you know, there's nobody nobody that can convince me That it makes sense for me To give up my guns that I have at my house just in case that alarm goes off and someone breaks in Me and my wife got plans. We have got the plan. We talk about it. That alarm goes off Someone's fucking getting shot Right, so some crazy kid hopped up on pills go shoots up a mall

Does it make sense that I give up my guns because he did that that does not make any sense that I have to give up My guns because there's some crazy people out there shooting people if you were I need my guns even more now So there's no way anybody will ever convince me that it makes sense For me to give up my guns Because some crazy kids shot up a mall like it makes zero. So how does that make any sense? That doesn't make any sense How would you start? I mean, obviously all the the gun violence are these fucking rifles these high-powered rifles with fucking automatic lips and 250 fucking rounds and all this shit. How do we Start to put a chip away at this

I had him if I had a bazooka You wouldn't have to worry about me It's like, you know 80 people 80,000 people 80 90,000 people a year die from car accidents How come we're not trying to get rid of cars? And what about the 800,000 kids that go missing every year no one gives a shit what about that What about all the little all the kids all the the kids that are getting raped on that Epstein Island? Where's where's your hashtag me too right there? Why is it only hashtag me too of it's some fucking out-of-work aging actress who said that some fucking producer

Grabbed her tits in 1972. Oh me to that. Oh me to that. Let's me do that. But what about all these kids? 800,000 that's an FBI statistic 800,000 to a million kids go missing and then sure people go They'll fight them. They don't want to go but most of those are like the dad stealing the kids away and the divorce and all that I'm like, okay, okay 800,000 let's just say 750,000 are those cases are like, you know Domestic dispute and they steal the kid or whatever

If it was 20,000 kids a year To get kidnapped and nobody gives a fuck. No one's don't need to in that shit. No one cares You know what you if you tell him if you tell him, uh, I bet if you told I talked to I talked about this on Sam's podcast, too I bet if I told you if we just said, hey fucking Epstein's murdering puppies on that fucking all the vegans They'll go fucking nuts. They're murdering. We got to save the puppies. We got to save the puppies, but kids Nobody kissed the shit about kids So shut the fuck up about your fucking gun logic and all that shit

You have no logic. You're worried about machine guns. You're worried about machine guns Come on, man. If you're worried about machine guns, then I need a machine gun. You turn you try to take away machine guns Shit, that means you need machine guns. Why are you trying to take away machine guns when I'm walking down the block? I don't know what my statistics are of a car running a red light and hit me I know we have a lot of fucking Accidents and car accidents and the kids. I don't know what the fuck's going on with kids I don't know who takes them. They take them to Mexico. I don't fucking know what I do know is that I Got to look at an exit sign now when I sit in the movie theater

I got if I go to a garlic festival I Got to look around Fences and shit to see what's going on with my wife and kid the same way you do Because when you watch this shit now, we can't go to Walmart, you know You have a guy in Dayton shop people at one in the morning and night when they were in bar hopping you know, this concerns me to the point where Whatever the fuck it is Something has to be done. I mean, what about Chicago? Chicago gets that every weekend. No one's doing shit about that

Chicago, Puerto Rico. I mean listen, it's it's it's Well, we're trying to figure out here was just out of control, but what what if what if there what if they are Being set up by some nefarious group I think that listen the Chicago things are fucking street beeps and some guy gets shot with a 22 Some guys at a bar or something like that. What concerns me is If you go to Vegas to see nine-inch nails with Danny You believe that you banned machine guns that that's not gonna happen. No, no, no I think that'll just it just creates higher demand and people are paying more. I believe this. I'm gonna change shit

I don't know where it would start. I don't know. I I don't know look at every day. We look. Oh my god. Oh my god Last night I had a little bird bang for something, you know, it starts seven fucking 30 And I made a right on this fucking street right by the Nissan place on On fucking night worship. Okay, that McDonald's is on the corner and they have a gas station or am p.m. On the corner there, right? Riverside Riverside Riverside or whatever Did you see what I was at the light and I looked and I saw a six-inch rat Go from the fucking side of the weeds down to a homeless tent

That whole street is filled with homeless people so I'm my ride down You know you pass CVS and the hot fucking the black hair cut in place and I'm sitting there going Where do you start with the homeless people? Where do we start with the guns at it? I don't know taking away the machine guns gonna stop shooting what I'm fucking telling you is You know we start we gotta keep our fucking eyes on how? By not ignoring the fact that witnesses said there were multiple shooters and get to the bottom of that Maybe we'll find answers to has how it really starts so when I'll pass. So there's witnesses Multiple shooters and many of this this shooting there's there's witnesses saying there was multiple shooters

The one in Parkland, there's a teacher a teacher saying I Opened the door and then I there I saw 20 feet away from me the killer. He was in Armored helmet he looked like a SWAT member shooting She says this like wait a minute. It was a kid that didn't he wasn't some big-ass dude in SWAT gear You know not that the SWAT team did I meant like gear like you know He had like he armor body armor and a helmet and a fucking gun We need to get to the bottom of that instead of ignoring that like why are we ignoring that? That's the problem No, why are we ignoring all the the mental pills that in the in the the the crazy pills that all these kids run

Why are we ignoring that? I'm gonna tell you something and If you remember this kid from El Paso The kid from the garlic festival and the kid that shot the movie theater during Batman or whatever the fuck You remember that fucking police mug shots They look like they were high on something. Yeah, like fucking gone like yeah, you know They're saying that this kid in El Paso ain't saying much that he's just sitting there kind of like in shock You know that he doesn't know what happened. They're the dude from the Colorado shooting the movie there the Batman right that that one that guy's yeah, remember his picture. He was all fucked

But they ignore that they ignore the Pharmaceutical side of it, you know, they ignore that but so who they want to go out like maybe that'll make a difference Attack that taking away guns. I'm gonna make a difference. But is it the government behind it? Or is it like That's the question. That's the question. That's what we need to look into what what is going on here? There's like why are coincidentally these shootings happening when big shit is about the pop in the government? We need to look into that like a like a detective would look into that Wouldn't just say okay case all that's over What was what was happening when Vegas went down?

That was a big trial going on He's got all this shit in his phone So like here's my question for you guys because I I'm a little bit more on the liberal side with guns I've never had guns. They I don't really want one But I spent six months in Israel where at every mall every McDonald's everything They have army with metal detectors because we probably can't get rid of guns But do you do you think people would be okay with that with having metal detectors and having retired army people everywhere? Like I'm October 2nd 2017 the Benghazi mastermind Abu

Katala goes on trial that same night the Las Vegas massacre happened. I don't know. Maybe it was a coincidence I mean I can go on there's a whole list of all the shootings and what happened like I Mean, I don't know. Maybe it's not true, but I Don't know. There's like the Vegas shooting. There's a lot of like weird shit about that They know what's on about no more. That's gone. They just it's gone. Let that go Why? Look at all the people that died. Why they let them go 58 people. Why they let that go? Why they bury that?

Like I said, I'm not here. Yeah To realizing it or making fun or I'm just saying we got to look into I want to know what really went down Who who was really behind? I want to know what really went down and How to stop this you have a child. I have a child Someday Lee's gonna be married and have a child people listen to the show have a child Yeah, the last thing you need is to be at a movie theater nice game rink and one of these retards pulls up I mean, is it smart to I mean we all want a solution wouldn't

One of the steps to the solution be like, let's find out what really happened Why are people saying there were multiple shooters that look like they were dressed like with body armor? I That's that's some pretty important shit right there. That's important shit. If that was multiple Shooters It's pretty important. Well, wouldn't wouldn't Walmart have cameras exactly. Let's see that How they let's see that let's see that Do you think they'll release it? Do they usually release it that did they release any of the footage for you think? Mandalay Bay has any cameras anywhere. Yeah, they should in the room though

You don't need the cameras in the rooms to figure out the fuck is going on Except for the rooms. There's cameras everywhere, right? Right. Wouldn't you be able to see like dudes like lugging all that shit? None of that got released, right? I don't know Maybe it's illegal to release it Gangster shit going on man. It's gangster shit going on a lot of people dying, you know, and a lot of clues Lot of witness testimony being ignored and and covered up and buried. I wonder why Scary shit scary shit I Just want to stop I just want

you know escalating New Yorker motorcycle backfired on Times Square and people ran like it was Godzilla People ran down the street like it was a fucking Godzilla Would you I tell you what happened to me yesterday? What I go to doctor's office? I'm minding my own business. I pull in I Park I

Walk I go to the office. I show him my license. I pay the deductible I fucking go in they wave me. I talk to the lady. She takes my blood pressure. I sit down The lady comes back. She goes gonna be about 10 20 minutes. We're running behind today. All right, no worries I got no where to be next, you know fucking alarm goes off Me being the savage as I am I just get up I don't really even want to get up because I know it's probably bullshit And they come on that there's a fire in the building Everybody's got to leave thought when I peaked I

saw people Because this shit gets into your psyche now This stuff gets into your psyche And now you can't live normally you cannot you walk around there's people who are Eddie there's people who watch the news every night and believe every word to the T Most people 85% 85% and I'm not putting those people down They really don't know a life outside that news You know, I'm not saying I'm a five beta cap. I'm sparring anybody else

But when I watch I witness news and they go tornado 75 million in danger and also they show Iowa and they show called corn farms. I don't see nobody standing out there Well, how are they in danger? You know ABC they use big words the uproar About blah blah blah. What uproar are you talking about? I talked to 200 people today. Nobody's mentioned it So it's like they're selling you a bill of goods That's not even has nothing to do. They got to keep you. They got to keep you watch raid

They got to keep the fear level high be otherwise. Why would you need them? I really want to look into? Shark attacks every year. How many fucking shark attacks happen every year the last two weeks They talk about a shark attack every day It's what hand they show you they have ten fingers But every day they show you the same three fucking fingers. Well, I mean to me. It's the same thing as like So comedy clubs. They're essentially bars Some of them are care if they put on a good show, but most of them they only care if they get people there

So they can sell drinks. That's their business TV news They sell advertising. They just want you to watch. They don't I mean, that's kind of why I guess maybe the YouTube thing Would be a good place to go because even newspapers they sell advertising. That's not they don't really care what the news is They all they care is if they sell advertising That's one way of looking at it another way of looking at it is you know radio newspapers TV since day one of their

Inception have the purpose internet the purpose the purpose of the internet was to program you answer Surveyor everybody easier from day one. That's the whole purpose of it The whole purpose of radio wasn't like oh, I wish we could Figure out a way to transport You know music through the airwaves and and entertain people we really need to entertain people. No, it's like how how people are running Countries and empires all they're concerned about is keeping their power and

Keep and controlling the masses minds because the masses have the power if they knew the truth they have the power So it's all about controlling minds So the radio was like ooh, this is gonna be a great way to control their minds and then TV Oh, we got a better way to control their minds and then the internet they've been working on the internet for a long time It was a way it's not for entertainment. It's a way to control our minds because if they can't control our minds They have no power So that's what it's all about. We are living in a fucking dream all this shit that we grew up with Think about like the movie like Jaws. I

Will not go in the goddamn ocean because of Jaws You know what that does to you you watch Jaws it gets fucking people afraid of the goddamn water You know what? I'm so goddamn afraid of sharks that I want my son to watch Jaws So he doesn't do stupid shit like deep-sea diving, you know what I mean? I don't want him to go in the ocean, you know, I'll be scared to fucking death for him You know, so I'm gonna sit him down and make him watch Jaws and scare the fuck out of him You know what I mean? I'm gonna use that shit on him. That's him. You know some CIA shit Well, you know we're in this world that has been you think you think over technology technology

Technology we are what are you talking about? We could have had free electricity through the air a hundred years ago That's what Tesla was doing and they shut him down. He died penniless and insane once they figured out that he was like wait a minute Power's gonna be free. No, no, no think about the one thing that hasn't changed Let's fucking sockets on your wall that shit been the same since since you were a kid since the 40s that shit ain't ever changed They're never gonna get past that because the next step past that leads to free electricity We can't have that so we're gonna stay with that fucking plug in the wall Tesla already had it figured out Westinghouse or invested in him it never gonna do it then they pulled the plug on him. No pun So we're like what about cars?

Cars look exactly the fucking same as they did in the fucking 50s. Yeah, the body's a little different still rubber tires Still engine in the same spot engines better, but it still looks the same. You see pictures of like 1940 or whatever like in Hollywood you you see like a picture old picture of the building when it was being built It's the same shit street lights curbs streets cars. It's the same shit Houses these houses from 1930 With technology the only thing we got that that's advances our phones and that's designed to surveil us This is self. They know exactly where we're at at all as I said, oh, we need to find Joey Diaz. He's right here and He's and we know exactly what he's thinking and what he's doing what he's looking at. We have all his shit

Everybody are afraid of the RFD chip or whatever that thing is like dude. That's a distraction. They ain't trying to chip Nobody they're trying to get you scared of the chip So you don't even notice that this is your chip, dude. This is your chip RFD chip That can't do this does everything this you can look and it sees your face Every day and here's what you say every word you say it hears and we're walking around with it That's why it's advanced because then this is where the technology needs to be as our fucking phones So they have tabs on us, but everything else cars same fucking thing when I was a kid cars like oh 32 gallons of the mile. That's pretty bad ass guess what today. It's still 32 32 gallons a mile

You think it'd be like 150 gallons a mile Or or miles to the gallon. I'm sorry 150 mile. It's still 35 MPG The car's is still cost the same Gases not that much more expensive when I was a kid like $1.52. It's like $4 350 now Gassing going up like regular inflation Cars is the exact same Cars saying oh, they're a little faster 0 to 60 and fucking you know 2.3 or whatever I think that the technology is slow as fuck. The only thing that's advanced is our fucking phones. That's it

That's it dude. You look around. It's the same shit We're still rolling around and fucking rubber tires Cars oh doors open the same fucking way still plug it into walls. We're still plugging our shit into walls So like with technology The one I hear a lot is Facebook is like part of the government. Is that that's totally true You think all like Google Facebook Twitter all of that shit is all Silicon Valley silicon It was all designed to surveil you all of it all of it is is is It's up for entertainment. They're not making they could lose billions of dollars Google

They're those billions youtubers. You think you think they give a fuck. He can care less That's that's us Surveiling ourselves for them That's all that is that's not no one's even disputing that no one's disputing that Google and Twitter and that Why do you think they're all going after Trump? They're going after Trump because they're all on the same side Let me ask you this so I'm at home I'm thinking about doing something to leave my legacy in the world. I'm not funny. I'm not athletic But I'm smart and I like army movies

So when I go online And I look up a k-47s If they're surveilling us so much You know, why don't we get a jump on it? It's like what I love when they say that's a good question I love when they say today. We thwarted a an event in Michigan of Another terror attack by some Arabs. Well, let me tell you something. I don't know if you know this Arabs only talk to Arabs Okay, and then I'm gonna go see Lee and go Lee come in you're a Jew you hate these white people too

People it was half fucking Navajo Indians whatever the fuck they want to tell you I'm saying but What I don't get is Like when they say to you they thought it, you know what they do that they hire a fucking Arab out of college and They make them go into a mosque That's exactly what they do And what it is it's what's that word when I set you up There's a word for that entrapment. Yeah, they're all entrapment. Mm-hmm It's all entrapment. It's not legal. It saves lives. It's common-sense game

Mob mentality you think about it like like let's say let's say we're in another dimension and You're you're running a country But you're about to be indicted for some serious shit and your life is gonna be fucking over dude Some trees in a shit like the worst shit, right? So and someone says someone says Hmm. We need a I think if we clog the news cycles With some shit. I Think that could help. What would you say? Would you say that was a good idea or nah?

That's a fucking great idea. That's a great idea. Okay, so how do we do it? That's a good idea Clog the news cycles. And then I said I got a suggestion. We need We need something super devastating to clog the news cycles. It's got to be super devastating, right? Do you agree with that? Okay, you agree. Okay, so we're good. Now. What's super devastating killing criminals or killing kids kids Kids we can't just like a bunch of criminals were killed, right? It's gotta the worst would be something that would clog the news cycles would be Devastating tugging at the hearts of every kill kids, right? Right CIA whistleblowers have said this It's when they when they go to other countries and they're trying to overthrow a country

They blow up schools because they know people are gonna fucking go the blow up school buses That's what CIA whistleblowers have said that John Stockwell. You can watch him on YouTube He wrote books about he goes they go for the worst shit to cause the most damage So the people there's so there's like the maximum public outrage, right? It's a good idea. I'm trying to save you You're about to go down dude. You're gonna get the death penalty so for you like we want to clog the news cycles you agree that that's a good idea and then you agreed that Killing children is probably the best way, right? Mass shooting with children involved, right? Yes or no. Sure. Yes or no. Yes. Okay. All right, so

How do we do that? How do we pull that off? If I said what if I suggested? Let's get some fucking crazy kid I'll pop we go and throw a database and we look for the crazy kids that have like a Record of being a schizophrenic, right? Good idea or no that post a child being Lee Harvey Oswell Yeah, good idea or no so far good ideas if I say bad idea, I'll think of another idea Trying to save your life, right? Good idea, right? All right, so we take we find a kid we find him. We got a bunch of kids. We got two or three

You know and and do we Like you have an adversary guys trying to take you down political enemy is it wouldn't it be a good idea if we made this kid a big fan of that motherfucker? Because he's gonna go down for murder, right and wouldn't it be good if we just like good idea or bad idea to make him a Soldier for your enemy good idea bad idea good idea good idea good idea It's a good great idea, right or would it be a better idea if I made him a fan of yours? No, that's a bad idea bad idea. It's gonna make you look bad. This guy murders all these children Families innocent people and he's a fan of yours. No, no, no, no, that's a bad idea right bad idea

Right bad idea. So good idea. We make him fan of your political enemy, right? So how do we do that? We get we have my my suggestion is Just get like like a dude on him like a handler and we we we grew them We get them all into these crazy schizophrenic and then we get honest on his social media And we start posting positive shit about your enemy and then he's all down for your enemies down to kill for your enemy Good idea. He's gonna kill for your enemy, right? Oh fuck. Yeah, perfect, right or bad idea bad idea Good idea. It sounds but then there's this past week and they're both No, this is a fantasy. Okay. There's a fantasy

So yeah, good idea, right? Good idea, right? So But this guy's fucking crazy. How are we gonna get him to them to the mall to shoot people? He don't how we gonna do what if he shows up and he just drops the gun and freaks out. He's crazy What do we do? We mama roller skates. I don't fucking know tell me what we're gonna do. Here's my idea my idea We get some fucking mob professional hitmen

To go in there Spray some shit cause it's so for sure people get killed because if we give him a gun He ain't getting halfway through the parking lot who might freak out. So we got to get him. We walk him into the mall This is just an idea. We get professionals to spray get the fuck out and then we throw him in cops come grab him Good idea or bad idea That's a good idea. And do you think I? You think I just made that up like you think no one else has made that up like I just made that up Well, how like okay, how does how do people live with themselves fantasy world?

But like let's say I'm not saying that that's what happened I'm just saying if you had to clog up the new cycles to save your ass Wouldn't that be a good idea? It'd be a good idea, but I'm just saying like and maybe there's just people who can do it But how do like if it's CIA or whoever it is if they're the ones killing kids How are they like not killing themselves and do you do you believe that there's hired assassins who don't give a fuck? Who they kids they'll kill anybody is there people like that do people like that maybe people like that don't exist I don't know if there's people like that that exist there are hired killers hired assassins And they get paid million dollars, whatever 500,000 whatever if there's people like that that exist. Do you think?

They need work. Yeah, they need work and who would they need work from like Shady-ass individuals like maybe the mob maybe the mob got hit man. They'll kill anybody. They don't give a shit There's ice cold killers out there kill anybody for money, right? So the idea is you You have a whole list of those motherfuckers. You're running a country You have a fucking list of 40 of those motherfuckers that you need to go out if you need someone gone You have guys that would just say, you know, just like John Wick or some shit, you know what I mean? Maybe they don't exist. I'm talking about there's a fantasy world This is a fantasy world if you had to clog up the news cycles

To bury some shit coming out on you What were we better? What were we burying this weekend by accomplishing a lot of stuff? I'll pass on dating what was getting buried I'm not saying I'm just saying that it's just coincidence, right? Oh, this is what I'm saying if my mom got killed or my Wife and son got killed. I would want to know how the fuck it really went down If the cop of the first official story said this is the guy who killed him I would say, okay, fuck that guy. That's you know, he killed my fucking family But if other people are saying dude, there was multiple motherfuckers

I wouldn't be mad at them for saying there was multiple motherfuckers and they want to really get down to who really doubt say like Let's fuck that I'm with you. Let's fucking find out who really killed my son. You know what I mean? I would be like you how dare you say that that's so disrespectful like no, thank you. Thank you There was multiple shooters. Are you sure? Let's look into it. Let's look into it. Not like get mad. It's too soon. You can't say that With the cops said it was one guy. They said the news said it was one guy. Why are you saying it was? Witnesses said there was multiple shooters So I would want to know if my family was killed. I would want to know what the fuck is up with the multiple shooters

What would what were they covering up for this week? Lot of D class going down. Lot of D class lot of people going down For framing Trump in the Russian collusion scandal, it's all coming down text message deep That's what the D class when you're the defies the D class they frame Trump and That's treasonous and that's death penalty When you find out all the players involved Scary it's game of thrones shit, dude heads will roll That's why they're doing this crazy ass shit

in my opinion The beautiful fucking thing how's jiu-jitsu going? It's going great. What is it great? I got killers all over the world speaking of speaking of murder, you know, what is the next ebi? The next my next show is combat jiu-jitsu worlds not this Sunday, but next Sunday August 18th in Long Beach You can get your tickets at inch by inch dot TV. It's the middleweight World championship combat jiu-jitsu. It's jiu-jitsu the most gangster form of jiu-jitsu. There is jiu-jitsu No, Gigi jitsu sub only jiu-jitsu with palm strikes to the head and body on the ground And you're on the ground you could you could wail on each other you get knocked out. Hell. Yeah. Jesus. What about ebi?

ebi it will be back End of 2020 or 2021 won't be back. It's coming back where Estab my first mission was combat jiu-jitsu worlds the ebi was that was the plan B I wanted to establish a league of combat jiu-jitsu. I couldn't get the rules I needed Or the rules I wanted passed through the commission because they didn't know what it was They just didn't understand it. They wanted it in a cage and Three three-minute rounds. I wanted it outside of a cage and one ten-minute round

They they just didn't know they just didn't give it to me the way I wanted it So I just said fucking I'll just do I'll just bypass the commission and just do sub only so that's where ebi came so ebi was like because I couldn't get combat jiu-jitsu off the ground and Then after about I don't know it was like nine or ten ebi's I went back to the commission I said I asked him again. I go can I do combat jiu-jitsu the way I wanted to you know a couple years ago when I approached you guys and They were so Cool, they say yes, let's do it. Just do I go. I want to do it not in a cage I wanted to do it just like because combat jiu-jitsu worlds is ebi

It's exactly like ebi with palm strikes. It's ebi. There's everything's the same 16-man tournament just like ebi Ten-minute regulation rounds just like ebi all submissions allowed just like ebi over time ebi ot Exactly like ebi exact same over time exact same regulation exact same format 16-man bracket. It's exactly the same as ebi except there's palm strikes at it. So it's more gangster It's it's a big step Towards realism. It's a closer to MMA than ever before It's it's on its way to MMA, which means it's on it's more realistic

than Jiu-jitsu without strikes. So it is ebi with a turbocharger Great things in the jiu-jitsu world. Thank you. Did you listen to John Jack on a rogan? Hell, yeah Dude, are you kidding? What's he talking about that fucking lunatic dude? He was talking about how They used to do combat jiu-jitsu back in the 80s and 70s and 80s in Brazil because that's what we used to do We used to after we train with our ghee for a couple hours Everybody would take off their ghee top and then we do jiu-jitsu with palm strikes. So combat jiu-jitsu is actually old school Brazilian jiu-jitsu the way they used to do it back in the day and Rio de Janeiro Carlson, Gracie, Jean-Jacques

They all did it they called it taparia that means, okay, let's it basically means combat jiu-jitsu Jiu-jitsu with strikes and so that I'm basically bringing back old school jiu-jitsu training more realistic, you know There's a lot of things you can do or a lot of things you can't do As well when there strikes when you're doing jiu-jitsu. So a lot of times, you know, whoo, there's um you know, I Mean Roger Gracie himself the great Roger Gracie said 80% of jiu-jitsu is useless in MMA He said that that's a famous quote from Roger Gracie. He's talking about ghee jiu-jitsu, of course 80% of BJJ is useless in MMA

Roger Gracie, you know what I mean? To me, that's a problem. To me. That's a problem with the martial arts I'm like, I don't want my my jiu-jitsu to be 80% Useless in a real fight You know and MMA is about as close to a real fight as you can get, you know, so there's a problem there so what I've always worked on is trying to fix that problem trying to make your jiu-jitsu training as Close and as real as close to MMA as possible and as realistic as you can possibly get without actually doing like bring damage You know what I mean? So that's why the 10th Planet jiu-jitsu style is a clinch-based Very clinchy base very no space. We don't want space. We want to clinch and you know to

a First and foremost to fingers yourself from being knocked out, you know, if you clinch on someone It's very hard to get knocked out, you know, just like in boxing, you know when a guy's getting hurt What does he do? He just clenches and then they got it the refs got to declench him the clenching is a safety technique and Most of my jiu-jitsu is based on clenching Stay in shape and moving Squeezing clenching smashing crushing squashing squeezing

sucking Drinking eating your growth fits When air on them, yeah, where's your next dates? This friday, I'll be in 10 foil hat comedy me and sam trippley and xg will be in indianapolis this friday and then saturday will be in St. Louis for a 420 show

So we're doing a like an afternoon show. We did an afternoon show in Tacoma and to be honest I didn't know how the fuck I was gonna turn out like man. This could be a disaster a Saturday afternoon show at 420 and it was sold out. I was like, holy shit Let's try a couple more of these motherfuckers. Let's see what happens, you know Because that way you can just get on a late flight and get the fuck home afterwards. So yeah, so and then We got bakersfield coming up if you go on my instagram at eddie bravo 10p and 1 0p

I got all my dates up there. You could just click on one of those comedy flyers and the bakersfield coming up san francisco coming up portland Oh Improv the 23rd friday the 23rd me tony hinge cliff and sam trippley are doing the improv and it's about it Your bad motherfuckers bravo. I'm happy you took the time out. Thank you, man Any time we'll get into ebbstein next time and what's going on with that fucking? No, no one cares about that, dude Fuck that. Oh, they all care. No, nobody cares about their shit because they were all over there jumping up and down And their motherfuckers those puppies

Hopefully they find puppies and people will fucking yeah, people care. They got video that dude's guy He didn't he ain't going on into the night softly. You know what I'm saying? We'll see nobody that fucking connector goes into the night softly I will be this weekend friday Lincoln theater in dc It's gone and the bogada in atlantic city. It's gone too Then I got september 13th friday the 13th. There's still tickets available In dallas motherfucking tested texas at the majestic theater

san antonio's gone And then there's still tickets available for the end of the month at a great show at the chicago theater In the beautiful motherfucking city of chicago. What's my boy's name in chicago? josh josh pasini tell josh pasini sent planet chicago He'll pick me up and take me for my fucking hot like his family's cousin owns the fucking good place Yeah, so i'm excited about the next two months one more thing I got um, you know, most people don't know that I produce music as well So you can go on youtube and listen if you're interested in my music

It's called my album. It's called mix flick of death and devotion. It's for free. It's on youtube There's about 15 songs on it all with uh music videos cut from my favorite movie. So it's uh Go check it out. You'll let it's an artist to sort. Sorry you bad motherfuckers I want to thank my man eddie bravo. I want to thank the christ killer But most importantly, I want to thank you fucking savages for always having my back Always supporting the show and always fucking understanding what we're trying to do here First a word from our sponsors 23 of me. Listen We're living in an incredible time. You know me like I said in the beginning of the show. I'm an only child

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