Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #766 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

Eddie Bravo, the founder of 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, EBI, and Combat Jiu Jitsu, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.    This podcast is brought to you by:   ZipRecruiter - post your job to 200+ job sites with a single click for free at www.ziprecruiter.com/church   CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies, go to www.CBDLion.com and use code CHURCH for 20% off.   

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We got red flag They sent the fucking feds that let people fucking sleep on the goddamn sidewalk But you can't fucking play little clips of music to help the band trust me You don't understand you don't understand that it's taking a piece out of me because that was part of the thing Give them shit that I even forgot about. Yeah, it was through my journeys that I even forgot about I Love like right now. You know what I'm missing Tom Morello on serious. That's the best show on Serious right now. What does he talk about? He talks about that style of music Tom Morello show on serious. It's a music show. Oh my god. He had his fucking mother on the other day

93 years old And he goes tell him the story mom about their first performance ever at Lola Paluse in 1992 93 They go out the night before, you know, she used to bring them up on stage Huh, 63 year old retired school teacher. Are you ready for the world's greatest motherfucking rock and roll band? Rage against the machine. That's her. Holy shit. So now she's 93 and she's like, you know Fucking three days from dying, but she's still sharp man. She's like eat your vegetables You know, and he's like ma ma relax the vets

Tell them about the story and she told the story about when they went to Louisiana New Orleans got arrested And they had to go to Lola Paluse and wait for them to get out of jail And she went up on stage and they saw a fucking New Orleans police. She led the cheer I Did I ever tell you my story how I met Tom Morello? I remember one day you I sat with you and had lunch with him At the old place where he used to hang out. This had to be 20 years ago But the first on Fairfax Where was where was the place that mean you saw we broke it and we had a burrito with him right next to coffee bean

On Fairfax in the sunset There's coffee bean and there's a they used to be a taco place next to it Oh, that's a hamburger bar hot bar hot fresh used to eat in there every fucking day Yeah, yeah, so one day we went you me and Joe and Tom Morello was sitting there by himself Like this is my hot fresh. Yeah, gentlemen. Yeah, and here's Tom Morello from the hottest band now. This had to be 99 2000 yeah, and you sat down like I Like I went out. I had to get something I met him before you had met him before. Yeah, this is the craziest story, right? So

You know, I've always been a big Browns fan, right big Cleveland Browns fan when I was eight My brother was 12 his job was to humiliate me. He had a big baseball card collection I was jealous of the big baseball card baseball card collection. So he looked at the One of his cards and he gave it to me goes here You could have this one It was the Cleveland Indians back when they were a joke 30 games behind first place every day And it was Dennis Eckersley's rookie card and he gave me that card and I'm eight and I'm like, okay I love everything about Cleveland from this point on so that's how I got into Cleveland

Cleveland Indians Cleveland Cavaliers Cleveland Browns since I was fucking eight dude eight and ten right Brian Sybe Dave Logan all the whole the whole era and then the fumble and then the driver is Biner Bernie Cozar Webster slaughter all that shit. So then the Browns moved they moved when Denver used to beat them up Exactly the drive in the front. Yeah. Yeah, they killed us. They killed us. But anyways in 96 in 96 They art modell took the team and moved to fucking Baltimore They became the Baltimore fucking Ravens and now Cleveland all of a sudden the Cleveland fucking Browns were gone Cleveland doesn't have a football team no more. So Everybody's pissed. I'm pissed. Everyone's pissed like fuck the Baltimore Ravens

They start blowing up the Baltimore Ravens and the Cleveland Browns eventually came back but three years later So that first year Cleveland Browns fans didn't know what the fuck to do who became a Cleveland What team the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens, right? After the Colts left after the Colts left the Colts already went to Indianapolis But the Browns became the Baltimore Ravens in 1996 that was Ray Lewis's a rookie year and That's that's that's what they picked in the first round But anyways the Browns didn't have a team. So, you know, here comes, you know, the off the offseason

They're talking about the Ravens. They start showing off the colors and Everybody's like everybody from Cleveland. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the Ravens and I wasn't all about fucking the Ravens, too But as the season approached, I thought, you know, let me check out Preseason game and it was New York Giants versus Baltimore Ravens And the only place that was showing it was at that promenade in Santa Monica. There was a place called Yankee doodles I don't even know if it's still there, but it's gigantic sports bar to levels to level sports for huge It's like Dave and Buster's with two levels and they have downstairs They got the fucking 50 TVs everywhere and then upstairs. So Sundays. It's just a fucking football

extravaganza there and So I went and the first, you know, there's Browns fans all over the country because the Browns have Like it's they've been around since like 40s or 50s or something like that. So there's fans everywhere They move family moves. So there's Browns backers everywhere, but it was the Ravens first year They had no backers anywhere. They had no outside fans outside of Baltimore. I was but I wanted to see the game anyway So I saw in New York Giants versus Baltimore Ravens And I became a Ravens fan just by watching because I thought they had Vinnie Tester Verde I'm like, these are the same guys Leroy Horde because these guys are purple. They're like the purple Browns

I'm like, fuck it. I'm not gonna let Art Maudel take football away from him. I'm not gonna let him destroy my Sundays So I just became a Baltimore Ravens fan instantly So I would show up there every Sunday and they put me I was the only Raven fan outside of Baltimore So they put me downstairs. There's nobody there in the fucking corner. I'm watching Everyone's upstairs going nuts and they got me in a corner with the Baltimore Ravens game, right? And then the Baltimore Ravens played the Rams St. Louis Rams And so I'm sitting there. This is 1996 and I'm sitting there and there's a there's a Rams fan next to me watching And it's fucking Tom Morello, but I had no idea. I had no idea what Sam

I personally didn't have any rage against the machine records. I wasn't really a big rage against a machine fan I liked that, you know, uh, fuck you if you do what you're told me that was all cool and everything but for me I was actually doing rap rock too, but I was Rage against the machine was more like led Zeppelin doing rap And my style was more nine-inch nails doing rap So, you know, I wasn't I wasn't that into Rage against the machine. I'm just being honest. So I really didn't recognize, you know what I mean

And we're watching the game and at halftime we just start talking, you know Just bullshitting and um He asked me was what do you do? I like, uh, you know, I'm out here in Hollywood trying to make it in music Now it's a strip club DJ at the bar. I I I DJ at a strip club, but trying to make it music He goes, oh, really? Because what kind of band you have like I go I told him It's like rage against the machine Except you know how they're like led Zeppelin. I go, we're not like that. We're more nine-inch nailsy and he's like, oh, really? And he goes, you know, that's my band I said, what what do you mean?

I'm the guitar player for rage against the machine. I go, fuck you He goes, yeah, and he was and he showed me, you know, then he proved it obviously and then uh, It was a trip, you know, because he ends. He's a big rams fan. He's even to this day He's a giant giant rams fan. So for you know, the rest of the game were just I was just like Put a big foot in my mouth. I was like sort of like talking shit on Blowing up my band and kind of bringing rage against the machine down a little bit Tomorowo I was but anyways that and then I ran into him a few other times

Like you said like maybe four or five other times I'd run into him somewhere. I'm like, hey, dude Remember me the ravens fan remember he goes. Oh, shit. That's right. Yankee doodles 96 So, uh, but that's it. He probably don't remember me no more It's it's crazy. I saw I saw people and they went away Like I go through that phase like when I first got to the comedy store. It was Tommy Lee Tommy Lee would come down Wednesdays Thursdays get a drink at the front bar dr. Chewy I never said two words though

But it was nice to see Tommy Lee and if it wasn't Tommy Lee, it was a crazy guitar player from poison He's crazy. Oh, uh, uh, this is when he was drinking. Oh shit. He's crazy. Uh, CC Deville CC Deville. I would see him Uh, who else did I see a lot that slash? I Would see slacks like one night we were doing comedy at the union and slash was there Then I went to Burbank at a port and slash was there. Yeah after the Riviera and slash was there The next day I went to I had a walk through a convention and slash was there You know, it was like and then I never saw slash again ever again. Yeah

It's like so weird how and now I don't even know I was I could stand the next I could be standing next to Fucking Nick Jonas, and I don't know exactly. I don't know who the fuck they are Yeah, uh, you had Ricky rocket on your podcast, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's an old friend of mine He used to hang out for a while back out because he he did jiu-jitsu at John jocks as well And we became friends and back in 97 We had a plan to Put together a

MMA magazine before it was even called MMA was called no holds barred for a while And we're gonna put out a magazine called no holds barred He was gonna finance it and I was gonna be like the editor or whatever, right? That was the plan So we thought shit if we're gonna do this gonna be awesome We got to start going to ufcs and this is back in 97 when the ufcs were like underground You know the first ufc first two ufcs first four or five actually were huge and then they They lost their cable contract and they went underground and you could only see it on satellite and um plant, you know

So there was this one ufc coming up in Kemper, Louisiana. It was like maybe 3000 people capacity joe that's when joe was backstage reporter hilarious So we went to that, you know to report on it and and interview fighters and stuff The magazine never came out kind of you know, just flaked on it. Did you know joke joe then barely? I knew he was uh, he trained at John jocks, but I never run into him And I was and rick is like, yeah that dude he he's on news radio and he trains at John jocks I'm like, oh, yeah, I heard about him. I haven't run into him like and we actually talked they were like, hey, dude You train at John jock and and uh, he said yeah, so we that's where we kind of first sort of like

Like met like and then uh, you know a couple years later. He started taking The classes that I was in and then you know, you just From that point and that was crazy how that evolved Because I came in around that time. Yes. I met you like in 2000 2001. No, a little earlier. Was it? Yeah Earlier than 2001. Yeah I've been here since 97. I started fucking around with joe Like 98 I met you like 99 and a half as far as I remember

We met at the comedy star, right? Yes because on a sunday night Yeah, that was back at in the in 2000. That's when you trained with him That's all I know you want to teach you that. Yeah. No, you trained with I was a purple belt and he was a blue guy It wasn't it was intolerable to be around you two together Because you would just talk about sweeps and shit And I didn't know what the fuck I thought he was talking about the old school sweeps Like in new york the kung fu sweeps where I tried to kick your leg out from mondia. Yeah, yeah Those are still legit

They're legit, but nobody I always say that that that I don't even know that would used to be those things when the 70s when I was growing up You swept off a spinning back kick Like you did the spinning back kick twice And you went to fucking get that guy in competitions remember I used to go to competitions Where you couldn't kick the face. Yeah, but you could kick from the here. It was called semi contact Yeah, if you kick touch the face, you got to qualify. Yeah, so I always aimed that heel For the midsection, but I would set them up

And if I and if I knew That they were coming at me if like if they were right hand righties I would take that left leg That's how I used to win those competitions. This is when I was like 10 I just figured out that sweeping Was the way to go and I became a sweeper in those competitions So I'm from 10 to 14. I used to just sweep people That was my fucking if I caught your leg

I would just sweep you and then I trained with people who just swept people this was Way like basic karate. Yeah, there was no Muay Thai in the neighborhood. None of that shit. There was no jiu jitsu There was nothing it was aikido So Richard bow had an aikido school on 68th street and everything else was karate With the fist her son's father. Yeah, so crazy. That was my first karate teacher was her son's father But I didn't go to competitions with her son's father I didn't start going to competitions

till I moved to new jersey And I started training with this vietnam vet who was fucking nuts Why did you move to new jersey because my mother had the bar in that neighborhood? So at that time in that part of new jersey the big schools the fuja paikung fu Who by the way are still there on the second floor above a carvel What's a carvel ice cream store? Oh, sure. Okay, and then the other big school was gush and ruka ratty It was like that was it so you either and it was like a game It was like being part of a gang then like if we saw you in the mall and shit

It was a karate kid You got to step aside shit Fooja pie in the house, you know, and then we were like some of us would know each other But pretty much, you know, that's that planet over there. Watch out I'm over here repping fucking Marcelo Garcia. I'll even Come over here with your corona virus and shit That's how you thought at that age. You really did you took it that personal

You know and they'd made the karate kid remember how they they that's how those people treated people You were part of a gang that you idiots hung out together in school You know you the karate kids and shit until you went up to a black school and you got lit up And then there was no more karate kids That was the end of it If you went to like some beach And you picked out some skinny black doing he just lit all four of you up and that would be the end If we take one beating

I forget who I was with when we got a beating I used to When I was a kid there was a time when I lived in new york city and I would just go to you I lived in new york city, but I would go to union city with my mother So I had to find something to do so I joined the karate school while she was at that Her bar

That would get me out of there for an hour and let me walk Yeah, and I became friends with a couple of karate kids And that was the first time at night That I would tell her like that's seven more. I gotta go and I would take my gi And me and these creepy kids. I hung out with two Creepy kid karate sets. My first one was his kid He had to be 20 something

He was a pervert but he didn't work him. He didn't work up the balls to pervert eyes Like do you know what I'm saying? He hung out with this dude named Pino who was my age and my family knew his family We called him like crazy. Mike. He lived with his mother. He was yelling to call her a fucking cunt. We were kids Now me and Pino came from a cuban house This kid Mike was from a white house The first time I heard him call his mother a cunt. I almost had a fucking heart attack. Do you understand me? Like that was the first house I ever seen

That white like he had a brother and a sister and they all abused the mother and told the father shut up And I was like, what the fuck is going on? But it didn't matter everything. They were the supers of a building And we would go down to that basement night And fuck each other up to death Me Pino crazy Mike and there was somebody a subito Subito subito was the super's kid. So that's how we got access to the building Subito he was a human kid with a mustache and we would just fuck each other up

But Mike was a man. So when you sparred with Mike, you got better So I tried to spar with Mike every night. We kicked, you know, real light and stuff We would go to Honda. We bought our own In those days we had targets And you had to hold them and it was uh, like three inch pad on a piece of wood And that's what we do at night And then when I got old I got them with a different click Glenn Cologne and Mario Diaz. Mario Diaz was a Chinese Cuban He spelt his name with an E instead of an A like I spelt it

And his father was like a Chinese doctor and shit and he would never be home They would never home the parents So we'd all go home do homework and then we'd head to Mario Diaz's house And the family had money and they had a nice basement But that's when we went crazy That's when we went any bravo back crazy. We used to go to china town And we would buy iron palm technique And we would hit a bag every night. We had the tubs

We put our hands we would work the iron palm. We would hit bricks with our fucking hand That's the joey karate story right now. We were crazy. We were pretty crazy. Yeah, we were crazy And we used to beat each other up so much that his father had like walls that were nice But we started punching through the walls Like I swear to god, we would be fighting and we just punched through the walls There had to be three holes every three feet From like meat trying to side kick you and you get out of the way and my foot will go through the wall

Like that type of shit. Nobody ever got caught cut. Nobody ever got stitches. We got a lot of bruises And there was a lot of broken noses in there Dog I had a broken nose. They must have hit me 15 times with the broken Like that's why I think I broke my nose one time Or I went in there with a broken nose one time We just we should just beat each other up at night friendly beat up Yeah, we were friendly not mma kick you in the head type shit. No no no no If you kicked you were only allowed to kick the body. We would always go for the

The stomach front kicks that type of shit, you know, I did karate for six months Then yeah, yeah before I got a I got a green stripe on my white belt. I took one test to get that stripe in and my On the results. It's like a piece of paper. It said excellent overhand knife strike So I thought that was my shit. I thought it was my shit. So while I was doing karate I was living in an apartment building and above me was this huge russian dude or I don't know if you yeah, I think it was he was either russian or polish and He fucking hated me because I had this girlfriend

only girl ever that I've ever Had a relationship with that loved being really loud while we had sex like she was loud fuck 22 and like we'd had the first time I had sex with her She just started screaming and I had to like shut the window and cover her face people going shut the fuck up The russian upstairs was pounding on the fucking ceiling. So he hated me right and I knew I knew We were gonna have a confrontation, you know, one of these days, you know, one of these days. We're gonna run into each other So I asked my instructor my karate instructor and I told him the story and I told him how big he is I go, what do you think I should do? You think I should come after him with the overhand knife strike and he said no

He goes, this is what you should do you should jump in the seriously you should jump Leap at him and punch both his ears And it'll knock him out. It'll fuck up his equilibrium. He told me so like shit. Are you sure he goes? Yes That's what you do. Like fuck that's what this guy fucking told me, right? I was gonna I would have done that too I would have done that. So me and my girlfriend were I was cranking allison chains never forget this and he started Jumping up on the on the floor pound in the ceiling and you know old school Lights like for your for your room have like a glass Covering I don't know what they call those but it's a glass covering that you screw on when the when the shade almost

Yeah, it's like a shade It was a big glass one and you had to screw it off to change the light bulb and then you screw it back on and it's like It looks kind of has like a 70s feel And he was pounding and that thing was rocking and shaking and I cranked it even fucking I was pissed and he started jumping and the thing fell and broke shattered And and my girlfriend was putting on her makeup like off to the side if it would have landed on her head She she could have been seriously injured And it was loud dude and all of a sudden he started he stopped jumping and I fucking freaked out

I got all the glass and I put it in a dustpan and I went upstairs Pounded on his door and threw all the glass like against his door And I was ready to throw throw that jumping double fist punch to the ears I was ready, but he never came out. He was just silent and there's all this glass Just sitting at the doorstep and then I went back downstairs and I never seen the guy ever again never heard a peep from him Dude, he would have killed me he would have fucking humiliated me I was gonna come after him with that shit because that's that's what my instructor told me But you don't know once you knock on somebody's door, bro

They might just shoot so you thank god he was yeah Yeah, yeah, he would have fucked me up. This guy was huge. He would have fucked me up So what do you think about this fucking carnivore fucking? This carnivore I need bread man. I'm sorry No, he's talking about the coronavirus the coronavirus. What do you think? I think it's just like ebola and zika and SARS every two years. There's this new thing, you know, and uh I don't know man. I don't know. There's different theories. There's one theory that says

Here's one theory. They're saying um Because apparently even though your phone says 5g they haven't rolled it out yet We actually don't have 5g because if we do have 5g my phone says 5g all the time and it sucks LTE Crushes my 5g, but but apparently I could be wrong. They're saying no no 5g isn't even rolled out yet They're just it's just saying it on your phone and they're just advertising it But they're not even using it yet when they do use it. It's gonna fuck people up. That's what they're saying There's a conspiracy theory that 5g it's gonna fuck people up like the waves the way it works is gonna and the symptoms from 5g

Apparently are like a radiation sickness symptoms like flu symptoms. Like if you have radiation sickness You it feels like you have the flu apparently. This is what I'm hearing. This is just the theory So they're saying one theory is that wuhan was the first city in china to roll out 5g Fucked everybody up So they blame it on the corona and they're saying everyone's got corona when really the 5g is fucking everybody up That's just a conspiracy theory. That's what i'm reading. Who the fuck knows I think I think it's um Another theory is it's just they do this every couple years zika ebola stars to fuck up elections like

Obviously when it comes to trump The fake russian hoax that failed the fake rape claims failed the fake impeachment failed all that shit They're trying to frame him and they're trying to fucking destroy him and it's all not working So, uh, the one thing that trump Has done for us is he's he's made our economy better than and it's been in 50 years or something like that Maybe that's a lie. I don't know. Maybe our economy sucks But I know my jiu-jitsu association is stronger than ever and that's a direct reflection of the economy in my opinion I think for me the economy is fucking is great. So when people say dude, the economy is better than ever

It's better than it's been in 50 years. I agree with that because uh 10 planets blowing the fuck up so um The way like their last hope there's a conspiracy. The last hope is okay. Let's do a some another zika ebola operation where Uh, we scare everybody You know, apparently 20 000 to 50 000 people a year die from the flu So there's people dying all the time of the flu, but you never hear about it But if you take this human corona virus, which is on the back of lysol if you look at the back of a lysol

Spray can it says it lists all the viruses that it kills and it says a human corona virus and it uh, so it's not like it's new It's just like the technical name for a kind of flu flu is like There's a bunch of different strains of flu and they have a bunch of different names. So one theory is This is just a psi op To fuck the economy up and that it's working if that's what it is it's working because the stocks I don't know anything about stocks, but apparently they tumbled and like the economy's like getting Taking a big hit. So that's a theory that it's all just an operation just like zika just like ebola

You know, and then one person died in the united states and everybody's freaking out 50 000 people a year die from the flu. So you got I mean six people a year die from like coconuts falling on their head Or something like that. So one person died in washington and it was an old lady. I don't know I don't know what to believe. I have no idea another theory is man. There's there's a theory that I don't know the people are saying we can't even see viruses They're too small to even see like we could see bacteria But even through an electron microscope, apparently we can't see viruses. So that's why when you go to Google and you you you put in virus. It's going to show you a bunch of CGI pictures

Like it's never like an actual picture of a virus in a cell It's all CGI and when you do that, you're like shit. So people um, I don't know man I don't know maybe like How do we know what the fuck is going on? How do we know if we can't see it? So I I've grown into a person that I don't believe shit Unless I could see it or I could prove it for myself Otherwise, you don't have to believe in shit. You could just say, I don't know. I don't believe you but I don't know You don't have to make a choice, you know, like oh you have to believe or not like I don't know, dude

You know after so many god how many lies does it take? How many more ebolas and all how many more? Before you go, okay, enough of the shit. How many does it take? People people forget about like they they're doing this every two years That's always a new fucking virus could even be nothing and like just it's something to get us to talk about it Because that's all anyone's talking about you talk about it. It affects the economy. That's what they're saying That's a conspiracy theory. I don't know. I mean, I don't know how much how much how many millions of dollars has corona beer lost It's like tens of millions of dollars, right more people die of corona beer than of the virus

fuck That's a fact people getting drunk on that shit have liver failure You know, so I don't know what to think about this shit. They're just so much All I know is that the left is politicizing the shit out of it. They're blaming donald trump for the fucking corona virus They're blaming them They're blaming him the new york times put up an article We should call this the trump virus if you get sick You know who to blame

So they're the left is politicizing this shit though. Why blame trump because he cut back on Whatever whatever you think it's like, okay. It's like it's like it's like it's like how do you like how could we blame trump? Okay, it's like it's like that. That's just how they're coming up with the ideas. How could we blame trump? He uh, Let's just say he cut funding to the cdc. Yes. Let's say that did he no, but let's just say it So they put out these reports that he cut funding to the cdc and everyone's like, oh my god What a what a fucking time to do this during the corona virus. Meanwhile, he didn't cut shit. It's a complete lie There what we're seeing now. We're seeing that you always You always are suspicious of what politicians say and what you hear on the new york people always say, yeah, I don't believe that

But to actually be able to See which like to hear their lies and know their lies That's new. That's new. We're actually watching them And specifically knowing What the lies are, you know what I mean? So they're trying to blame trump for the fucking virus for the one person dying in washington Let's blame trump. Let's crash the economy They want an an apocalyptic event like the left because trump is busting them. That's what's going on right now

Trump is busting but think about the impeachment The whole impeachment thing was about trump calling the president of the ukraine and asking him To look into the corruption the bitans are doing in ukraine. Look at these scams. They're running these tax scams you know looking to that shit and So that's what the impeachment is about the impeachment is about Trump is trying to dig up dirt on his political rival

Because he's running for president. Joe Biden. Look, let's impeachment for trying to dig up dirt. Meanwhile Biden is on video sitting at the cfr the council on foreign relations sitting there bragging Bragging that he got a prosecutor fired from the ukraine who was going after his son's company in ukraine So, uh, joe biden put put his his son hunter biden on the board of barisma an energy company corrupt As energy company that a prosecutor was looking into and seizing assets and stuff So there were uh to to joe because joe biden was assigned to ukraine like that was his shit He was the vice president and obama put him in charge of ukraine so

barisma is going dude get this fucking prosecutor out my fucking ass right so Biden said okay, of course because his son's on the goddamn board, of course He's gonna get that so he's at the cfr you go watch us on youtube you could you watch there's all the he's bragging and um, he says He's he's telling all these illuminati guys saying I listen. I told the guy said listen You better fire that prosecutor and listen. I'm listening leaving in six hour. What were you living? We were living in like six hours. Yeah six hours. I told him I go you're not gonna get your billion dollars in aid unless you fire the prosecutor And then he said you know what he said he goes you don't have the authority or not the president goes

You know, and I said call barrage and see what happens and everyone's laughing all these old motherfuckers are laughing Council on foreign relations. That's Rockefeller shit And he's bragging in front of all these people these old people who actually make all the loss And now he goes and guess what boom. He was fired and they're all laughing So it's on video He was holding back a billion dollars. You know what they do is they get a billion dollars in aid lists We got to help Ukraine. They're getting tortured to send them a billion and everybody they're tugging at everybody's heart Yes, it's I let's sign this bill send them a billion

No one's getting no fucking aid when we send a billion dollars of aid to countries. No one's getting that money That's all going on people's pockets. You know what they do they they Let's say maybe half of it goes to whatever corrupt politicians in the ukraine are getting it and the other half the deal is a donate to our foundations and that's how they they Laundry it through their foundations as donations. So that's that that's how they make the deals That's what trump's busting trump's busting all the shit and the only reason joe biden's son hunter biden was on the board He has no experience in energy. He didn't even show up. He's just on a board and he gets 80 thousand dollars a month From ukraine tax money. So they're just trading tax money. That's all they're doing all this tax money

We'll send you a billion you send 500 back here and it's a lot of these motherfuckers That's why they're going after trump because he's bust it's not just biden biden's running for president He's running for president for protection because if you're running for president They they like if he wasn't running for president and and trump said that he said hey listen look into all this shit Biden's doing and he wasn't running for president. That's totally legal They'd have it open up an investigation and they'd crush him biden knew that this was going down So that's why he's running for president. He's got protection. You can't come after me. You're coming after a political

You can't attack a political rival. We could impeach you So that's why the impeachment never happened because when it got down to the facts There was he did nothing. He did nothing wrong. He was looking into corruption So if they're willing to do that to the fucking president, dude, they're trying to frame him And that's not the first time the whole russian collusion thing. That's what's the investigation on how that started That's what's going on right now But as they were trying to as they were investigating with bob moeller and all that shit Dude, they were just trying to frame him because he's busting everybody

He's not part of dc. So they brought in trump because they knew he had he had big balls. It's not his idea They recruited trump. What about your boy? shift Dude adam shift, dude Don't get him started. Oh man adam shift. Jesus christ. That guy is hilarious That guy said so so the call the call the impeachment call was it was it was something like this It was like hey look into the bidens. They're doing some corrupt ass shit, right something like that, right look into the bottom. So The

They didn't think trump was going to release the transcript So they made up a call Their shift was going to go in front of congress and make up this gangster call like like something out of a fucking like a tony montana movie If they're a tony montana, i'm an idiot, but um like an old gangster movie, right scarface or something and uh, so before adam shift got up into congress and just read this bullshit call like hey, listen I want you to dig up dirt on biden My political rival and i'm only gonna tell you this seven times

All right, and you don't call me and he's pretending like he's reading it You don't call me i'll call you and i want you to dig up a lot of dirt on biden Meanwhile, what he didn't know is trump released the transcript Before he made that that uh before he got up in congress and pretended he was reading the transcript The transcript is totally innocent. He's just like yeah, look into biden that guy's a fucking corrupt motherfucker. Yeah He's stealing our fucking money. You know what i mean? You look into that motherfucker. That's what you're supposed to do But he didn't make it look he shift made up the phone call. He fucking made it up He they didn't think trump was going to release the transcript

it's a there's a there's a Movie going on a series going on right now in dc. You follow that shit. It's very very entertaining Like i was telling lady a day on sunday's podcast It feels like i'm living in a dream as it is Then i go home And i watch world news today and i see these people And it's like a fucking joke To me it feels like a fucking joke

Yeah, it was like how i felt like when i was a kid And white kids would tell me a show was funny and i would watch and i wouldn't laugh Yeah, and i thought it was a joke, you know like when i first started doing blow i didn't get i'm the first six months I thought people pull up my leg People like i had the coke it was the best feeling in the world i'd do coke and nothing would happen Nothing would happen. It's the six months nothing happened. Then i drank beer with it Beer and coke? Yeah, okay, but before then i wouldn't drink i would just do coke and it wouldn't do nothing to me the first six months

I did it Yeah, you know i never was a coke guy at all But it makes sense most most dudes who do coke drink to like booze and coke What my point was that I when i first started doing coke i thought it was a joke Like people tell me oh my god, i did this coke and it blew my mind. It wasn't getting me high Eddie I would do it nothing would happen

And i'd look around and people would be like, you know making faces and fucking Talking endlessly and i'm like how come that shit don't happen to me And then one night i drank a case of beer with it. I'm like, oh shit But my point is that this is how it feels right now when i watch What's going down in washington? They're all they're all it's like a fucking joke. It's like a A telemundo novella it feels like yeah, they're all trying all of them. They're all the only reason the only reason Fox news Is getting the real shit now

Because if like darth vader ran as a republican and won Fox news their job is to blow up the republicans So they'll spin everything just like see and then does fox's job is to support the republican no matter who it is So if it was fucking eight off hitler, they would support him right no matter what they're gonna they were supporting the bushes But it's the only the only network That supports the republican before before fox. It was all liberal cna and nbc abc cbs Whatever they thought they're gonna shove it down your fucking throat. So fox came up as You know one voice for the republicans. There's a lot of corrupt republicans all the bushes. Are you kidding?

The bushes were the dons george bush singer that guy was he was number one He was right up there with the rocker fellers, you know, so and he was republican. So um, my point is The uh, the fact that trump ran as a republican. He used to be a democrat He has he has some republican values some democratic values, but the plan was To clean up all this corruption. So the plan was okay. You'll run as a republican We'll have one spot fox. They're finally gonna get like real shit, you know, because again, they would lie They would spin everything to the republican side, but the fact that trump is uh

Fucking up all there's everybody should be concerned about these tax gams because they're taking our money I'm concerned about my money. I give a lot of a lot of money to the government and they're stealing this shit They're stealing all our money and trump's Showing you how they're stealing all our money with these trade deals with china The reason why everyone's getting the shit in china because all these fucking trade deals that they've been signing up for decades China china's raking in and we're getting fucked. You see old clips of donald trump when he's in the 80s in the 90s There's all these clips. He's like dude. Who's making these deals? We're getting fucked here because if I They go Oprah goes would you ever run for president? He's all young and shit good looking

And he yeah, he said no, no, I love my life. I love my life. I love my family. I don't want to run for president But if I ever did it would be to fix these trade deals like who's making these trade deals We're getting screwed left and right or countries going down the toilet. Someone needs to save this shit So he was always talking about the shit that he's doing now. He said he fixed the china shit. Did you fix that? um It's some say that the coronavirus has something to do with Something to do with what's going on with the trade deal. I don't know But he fixed nap nap. It was terrible companies were companies were moving out the last for the last few decades

They were all moving out because it was too expensive to stay here The country was going to shit now all the companies are moving back for the money because now it makes sense Because of the new trade deals you make more money. He makes more sense to make everything in the united states That's the plan the plan is to fix all the shit. They've been doing for the last 40 years That's the fucking plan. That's why they're going after them. Hollywood's going after because they're all in bed together all of them Hollywood the media Everybody all the big companies time magazine New york times washington post

Everybody is going. They're all going after them. They're all going after them You know what I mean and here we have fox They're like we want they're gonna put a positive spin on everything republican But it just so happens that they're getting the facts Because the facts are is donald trump was framed Framed that russian collusion shit. They framed him. They set him up. It was all set up and what's happening right now Today is they're going back how it all started and they're going that's what this coronavirus is a distraction That's another reason that the corona virus is good for the democrats because it's slowing down

The investigation on how the whole russian collusion thing started and when you look into those facts Shit and the people involved and all the fake warrants. They got the four the fake uh fiza warrants and all the time The lies we're getting like into the the details the details of this case the case that Uh a framing trump dude. They framed trump. They gave him russia. That's the worshiping him They went after them. They gave him the worst shit russia rape Racism they gave him the worst shit and nothing stuck

I mean when mexicans hate donald trump because they they they think he said mexicans are all filthy animals When he didn't say that he was talking about gang members and the criminals like ms 13. He was saying uh ms 13 the criminals the fucking animals we're gonna send them all back right So this is cnn goes. Oh, you know what we could do with this We'll just say we'll do this they'll say hey look what donald trump said about mexicans and they edited and goes They're filthy animals. We're gonna send them back So mexicans fucking heads exploded. That's why mexicans hate them because cnn put out some Uh, uh bullshit

He never said mexicans were filthy animals. He said gang members were filthy animals That's what he was saying, but no one no one cares about that. No one cares about that That's how powerful the media the media is super powerful Super powerful. That's not I realized something. I was watching tv with my wife last night 16 minutes or whatever the fuck And they were talking about There was a commercial and how they tricked it They tricked the wording out of it and they said uh

Here's what they said be be sure to watch cbs on tuesday To pick Your to see who gets nominated or something to see who's your next president The way they worded it was This is who's gonna be your next president Not to who's gonna run For the election you follow him saying to you

So they were they were telling you find out who's gonna be Your president. It was like a mental wash type fucking thing I caught it and I was like, ooh That didn't sound right right there So I know the media is always fucking, you know, that's why I don't watch fucking dick. That's why Yeah, like I don't I gotta ask you guys a question. You're both Pretty smart dudes. What the fuck am I?

Am I a liberal am I a republican am I a democrat and my father right? Do I hang to the left? I don't even know what this shit is. You know when I grew up The right sounded like shit. It was like, oh, they're all about family values. They're all about Christianity, they don't want to they don't want me to have fun I want to grow my fucking hair and get drunk get wasted Fuck chicks, you know, fuck being a republican. They're trying to Control us. You can't control me. I'm free. I'm a fucking right, you know, speed metal songs and But when you have a kid and you grow up, you realize shit

I thought They were trying to keep us from that They weren't they want the kids to be fucked up. They want that shit the left wants That's what it is. It's like, hey, you could be free to be with, you know, chase your dreams We'll go to hollywood be a rock star and being they want that's how they break families up It's an operation the operation is break the fucking family up So it sounds like a great thing when you're a kid being a liberal and free and you know Being able to do what you want. I don't want to go to church. I don't want to be a christian. Fuck family values

I don't have any kids, but when you have a kid you realize Family values are everything man You don't have family values. You're a fucking piece of shit. You go to church. You know what I mean? I don't go to church, but I believe in god. I believe in god I'm not asking you because of that. I just I don't go to church. My wife goes to church with mercy. Do I like it? I don't like where she goes, but They have a good time and makes them feel good. Yeah, I know in and out I believe in the value of family. I mean, it's it's my whole life right now. That's a republican value like republican is

Gun rights second amendment Family values. I'm down with that. Those two are very important Guns are very important to me Who like why would you give a fuck? How many bullets I got a motherfucking clip? Why would you care if there was 15 or 9? Why are you wasting your time on that? Sounds like there's something else you're thinking about Inch by inch. They're trying to take all our shit. You can't do it all at once. They ain't stupid

You got to reduce the gun. So why are you worried about the size of my fucking gun? Why are you worried about that? So you're trying they're trying to disarm us to control us They can't control us when we have guns They can't we're gonna go to texas or missouri Shit go to missouri and try to fucking round them up Shit, you see what happened in virginia? They try to Implement some crazy gun control laws in virginia Dude thousands of people showed up with fork and rifles and machine guns and they went up to the like you ain't taking this

Shit nada. There wasn't no violence at all. There was no no no uh agent provocateurs to start shit They weren't gonna go there everybody was dressed up like a fucking navy seal because you ain't taking my shit Why are they concerned like some kid shoots up a fucking school? So uh, it makes sense to give up my guns. Does that that makes sense? It's so retarded. I should uh, what do you want a big gun for huh? Like why do you care what size my fucking gun is if I had a bazooka wouldn't that doesn't mean I'm more dangerous because I have a bazooka If I had a ak-47 that doesn't make me more dangerous that makes me more safe That makes me more safe. We can ask him for a bazooka. You know what I mean?

You know what? I'll like I'd be fucking people up I'd be shooting the I just I just want to keep my family safe. You know what I mean? Blowing up homeless joints left and right I see hummus on your menu. Yeah, I would just fucking go there at night A bazooka in the back of the super room like the blues brothers Yeah, you think I'm kidding you. What's the matter? Don't you have flashbacks of Vietnam? Right you started looking around the room. Well, let me ask you guys this because like I'm I'm not political. I don't I specifically don't vote because I think they're all liars

And I know I know how you feel about trump But you say you even said earlier like there are a bunch of like shady republicans So let's say like Ted Cruz had won instead of trump or one of the other republicans had won Do you think this would still be happening? I'd like Ted Cruz. I like what he's saying. I mean when you I I'd never paid attention to politics at all I just figured it was all bullshit. Whether it was republican or democrat. Yeah, that's what I just figured Everybody's full of shit, right? That's that's a That's what they want you to think they're you're easier to control that way because even though you don't watch the news

And you're not paying attention to what's going on in congress Even though you don't believe the mainstream media that's what you're gonna believe anyways because you're not watching the news at all You don't believe in it But then you hear a story from this guy at the gym this guy at work Oh, did you hear about trump them? You're gonna believe that shit anyways because that's all you know You think you're not paying attention But you are paying attention. They would rather have people not pay attention So not but they had me I wasn't paying attention at all. George bushes

I knew they were I wasn't paying attention to what was going on in congress But I was like Fascinated with looking into the bushes and the clintons and all that shit and all the dirty shit They did like conspiracy theory documentaries But not I wasn't paying attention to what was going on in congress daily like daily just like Past shady shit that they did in the past, right? So Uh, then trump's running for president and I didn't know anything about fucking trump. I don't know. I don't have I don't Wasn't a trump fan at all. I never watched his tv show once all I knew he was a rich, you know

arrogant pompous, you know loud mouth I don't know. I don't know. I didn't and then I heard he's running for president I thought that was funny because I didn't know anything about me that ah that crazy dudes running for president Ah, what a trip and then you hear from different people. Oh, he's fucking hilarious. Oh, he's crushing He's he's getting you know, and then joe would say do that donald trump. He's you know, he's he's blowing up I'm like, whoa, that's fucking crazy of A tv uh reality show fucking dude is blowing up whatever I was thinking that okay. That's the sign of the end You know what I mean? It's donald trump's gonna he's he's uh gonna be you know, he might be president shit

So I was thinking I was not paying attention But I was paying attention just randomly people would say shit. Do you hear about trump? He's so racist So then I thought trump was racist You're trump. He's fucking an asshole. I'm like, yeah, true. Trump's an asshole. I was that guy I wasn't paying attention. I was just going by what people were hearing that we're watching the news Right. So you think you're not paying attention, but you are indirectly So you're gonna believe the mainstream if you're not paying attention if you're not paying attention You believe the mainstream even though you don't know it. That's the way it goes

They love it. They love that you're not paying attention. What do you think football and movies are and they know everybody has a Every week they got a couple hours of free time and they go damn Let's fill that up with as much shit. So they're not paying attention to what's going on in congress, right? So I thought everyone was full of shit. So then um What one thing I knew I knew like the clins were bad people, you know, and they were you know, and uh, um, their hillary clinton's been involved in a lot of crazy shit and um, allegedly so So

Once then that then I started paying attention. Then I started paying attention. I started paying attention a little bit And then I realized like shit Everyone's going after trump now. Everyone's talking shit on trump. I thought hmm Let me I go and then I would ask friends to go. What did he say? There was racist because I believe it I go I heard it. I'm like, what was that racist shit? So then I started doing some research Uncle, where's this racist shit that he hates mexicans and then when you find out When you're a mexican and you find out the truth, you want to know the truth? Find out he didn't call mexicans filthy animals

He called gang members filthy animals, but cnn and cnn. We see they all push that shit So they have the power. They're like the big media. So every by mexicans fucking they want trump dead, dude I saw guns and roses in mexico city that a trump fucking doll that they ripped apart They want that that's how powerful that shit is. How crazy is that? So then I started looking into my dude. Look at all the people that I know confirmed like Me personally I confirmed from my own research that were bad and they're all going after trump. I'm like, hmm There's something wrong here So I just started listening to trump talk and I started listening to all his speeches

Like no wonder he's blowing up. This motherfucker's not saying that's same. Oh, shit All these other politicians for decades been saying this guy's fucking raw He's getting to the fucking real shit And then I started paying attention just you know a little bit more And then you got to think about like this They want people to think that everything is fucked up and everything is bad so that they don't look into it I don't pay attention to it because everything's all fucked up and that's how I was But everybody's not fucked up if everybody was on the same team

There wouldn't be need for bribery. They wouldn't be need for Suiciding people getting killed and shit when someone gets killed because they're investigating some certain people and they get Suicided and they make it look like like obvious not suicide. They said suicide He fucking took three bullets to the back of the head suicide. That's a message. Shut the fuck up We own the corner the corner put suicide and there's three bullets in the back of his head That's a message. It's a gangster message. Shut the fuck up We own corners standard you own the corners. No corners not owned maybe maybe a few are good But um when it comes to politics

when you start paying attention to The actual people like the senators and the congressman and all you start to realize Okay, who actually cares and who is full of shit and the ones that are all full of shit really quick He started separating like oh shit all these people that they're all saying the same shit. They're all pushing the same shit all of them They're saying shit. I already know five of those motherfuckers are crooked as fuck So you can't you can't believe in and then the other side you hear the other side and there's good people out there Jim Jordan Ratcliffe mad gates

Devon Nunes trey gaudy these people when you start paying attention like This is why people get suicided this this is why they get blackmailed because there's there would be no reason to blackmail anybody If everybody was on the same team, they're always good people But you know what the bad people just took over and put every put bad people in in Powerful spots important spots where nothing could get done and there's a bunch of good people in there In the for decades trying to fucking They were just you know, you know the bad the bad people Took over and right now what's going on good people are pushing back

That's what this is all about the good people got they needed a fucking lead singer with balls They needed a lead singer with balls to do a world tour and who did the trump was the guy they go trump is perfect Trump is perfect. He wants to change all these deals and and go after corruption anyways, so Trump is not a politician. He hasn't been in politics ever He's never been a politician. He's just a businessman and everybody knows that There's mad mad corruption in politics and there has been forever at least decades at least since when george busch senior took over That was I mean, look at what we found out already look at what has americans What we found out we found out that

Our own country whoever I don't know who killed Kennedy Yep, we found that so far history has told us over the years It's out there already that the mafia put the kennedys In the white house so they could get cuba back That was the whole thing Mafia was Promised that if they put the kennedys in the white house, they take down fucking fiddell

They get their casinos back and they would be business as usual Yeah, okay, we all know this is americans. They've told us already They didn't tell us who killed martin luther king But they already told us that the kennedys are pretty much this fucking inside job Both of them they killed the one and they killed the fucking brother now. You're 50 like me You already know these things and then you see the ball how it dropped I'm one of the things that I think about it now and I watch it and I get entertained But I gotta tell you something while I watch this my insides get mad

Because I was part of it and it was part of almost killing me Wasn't I watching it like narcos What episode are you up to? Four or five you're moving like a fucking snail once a week Once a month a sunday nights me and the wife that's our thing we watch narcos how How even that worked out It's so weird how even that worked out. Yeah That our own country with mexicans is the government

Kiki camaraderie and when you find out all these truths and you go Wait a second. You we you put in 70 tons of cocaine on one load 70 tons It got to the point where they were flying jetliners and filled with coke Everybody was in honor. Mm-hmm and the mexican government gave zero fucks Zero fucks the mexican government because our government was doing it. So what can they do? What are they gonna do? It's they might as well jump in on it now when you sit here and when you watch What's going on today?

You shouldn't be in shock Exactly you shouldn't be in how long what what's it gonna take? Look what's happened the last 50 years in front of my fucking eyes and you're sitting there like oh That's why when I watch this shit now. It's like one big Telemundo novella Every night last night I was bored to pieces and I was scrolling through Me and my wife were talking I put on that John Oliver show. I was dying a laughter I mean, I never watched that show. I just put it on for a half hour to goof on the carnivore diet

But the carnivorous disease whatever the fuck it is Fuck it carnivore virus the carnivore Bivirus and fucking trump and the cdc and how trump walked out while the cdc guy was talking and shit When he gave it to mike pens and you know, you just see this whole thing and you're like, what the fuck This is like one big novella. Yep. Yeah, it's it's uh super entertaining. I suggest No, I got enough going on in my world It's don't suggest dick and you're paying them. They're taking your money. Oh, no, they're taking your money if that doesn't bother you No, shit. How can I stop them from taking my money? You got a powerful podcast man? You could make you could just talk about it

I don't want to get suicided. I'm okay. Yeah Talk about what? Um, look at these things you learn things you learn this fucking thing. This is what I was leading to Look at this thing that we all just watched in front of our eyes We saw a guy go into jail I Tried it. They tried to suicide him a week. Jeffrey Epstein. They put him in another prison sting and then they moved them I watched the 60 minutes. I read the thing

And it's just fucking or shit. Like I've been in jail Do you understand me that I've been in jail? I've been in county I've been in county. I've been in fucking state I've that was a member when you got arrested for kidnapping kidnapping is automatically a Federal defense. Yeah, so they put you in federal holding. I've been in every Pen through the fucking system The only way you hang yourself Isn't when somebody kills you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, people hang themselves. They do they really do

But in today's society with the technology you got Now think about you're gonna tell me there wasn't one guard with a screen Joey Diaz has a screen here. I don't have no money cameras didn't work when that happened. Yeah I think about and think about the media. They're leaving it alone. Okay. So right cameras didn't work cameras didn't work But there's still rounds Yeah, there's still rounds Well, he got pulled out of suicide watch that night. Why? It's 72 fucking out, you know, it's stuff that a guy like me

Really knows that I go really Really, you're gonna tell me some guy fucking ice himself I've seen shit at the county jail system that would make when I was in county waiting against when I had already been sentenced I was in the county jail that a guard would tell me every day Diaz Whatever you need And I thought he was tricking me so I didn't fuck with him, but I did send him to the supermarket for me I would send him to the supermarket being this other guy from the New York Adams

You know, but I wouldn't get alcohol Or nothing like that. He would tell me right up For 25 a week. I'm bringing whatever you want. I think I think all that is I get potato chips frozen pizzas You know, like I live I can watch movies at night till 11 and they have a snack, you know But I never I know that there was people in there snorting coke at the county jail level In summer county, Colorado This is God's country. There was a guy there that everybody knew

for small 25 A week you get free food every night you get snacks every night And you stay up watching tv all night. They put you in a cell with a tv all night And I signed up for the program He even asked me do you want blow heroin? Coke pills whatever you want you booze Whatever the fuck you want so but I also know that they checked on me Counts even in fucking

Even at camp Georgia West My counts were hourly Yeah, I don't think because I still remember tripping. Yeah, I don't think anybody thinks he committed suicide I still remember tripping. I still remember doing tripping. I still remember doing acid in prison. So obvious That I was doing acid. No, that he Did he uh, didn't kill They couldn't test you for In prison because they have to do it through your spine. So

We could eat acid To your analysis that didn't detect the acid or the speed and acid So we would pop an acid So we would always have on a timer That we were gonna see that guard every hour on the hour when he was there every hour on the hour Sometimes he cut back and come back every half hour. So don't fucking tell me No, no, nobody and this is 1988. So today's technology the cameras are out That's you're trying to sell me on. You know how deep ebstinas man. Oh my god. No, it has that and look at that

The chick has disappeared. Dude. Not only did he not only check No one nobody and no one cares. Why you know, why? Why isn't the media care? You don't think there's some kind of connection there Why wouldn't the media be all over just laying Maxwell? Think about that Why wouldn't the media call for her to get arrested? You think why hasn't she been brought in for questioning her father? her father's robert maxwell. He Uh, jeff epsing took over for him. He you look into that motherfucker robert maxwell. That guy was

Huge in his job was he worked for all the intelligence agencies the main one he worked in for Israeli intelligence They ended up killing him allegedly, but while he was alive his job was to blackmail politicians CEOs scientists celebrities sports athletes as many different powerful people as you can like if your if your job is to blackmail people like You would definitely like ask

Who are the most important people to blackmail like where blackboard is it just blackmailing random people just picking people out of the mall And just we're gonna blackmail you no specific people with power Who's who's uh, when you're on that side of when you're on the dark side Uh, a good person to blackmail would be a politician for sure, right? No one's going to disagree with that celebrities for sure Anybody with power with influence for sure Also scientists he was blackmailing scientists. Why would you blackmail scientists? What what would be the purpose there? If you had to guess to shut them up about something to say whatever they need them to say about this

scientific experiment or that scientific experiment or these tests or those tests for these drugs or for whatever Blackmailing scientists is huge massive If you're in that um dimension that dark dimension, right? So that's what robert maxwell did and that's what jeffrey ebson's doing too jeffrey ebson did he was balls deep in the scientific community So do you think he's still alive or he got murdered? He could be alive. Who jeffrey ebson? No, he's dead his disco

So you think he is dead he just didn't he's dead his disco He's dead. That's too tough of a disappearing act the family hired Dr. Bowden to come in there and do a separate autopsy He went on national fucking 60 minutes and said that could be bullshit They're all they could he could be blackmail because listen We got videotape view with some underage chicks go up there and said you did or not go up there and do an autopsy Dr. Bowden comes legitimate, bro. That's why they That that's why they don't think it'd be a good idea to blackmail him. No, no, he can't he won against everything

Okay, he won against everything. He said it couldn't have been suicide But everyone's saying that but everybody's saying that that that's actually the mainstream the mainstream is that jeffrey ebson didn't kill No, no, no, they murdered him. But yeah for sure. They murdered they but he's the one that said he's so deep He's so deep that I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if they just faked his death like Where's his body at like who saw his body like a couple people and they say it how hard is it to pay them on? How hard is it to blackmail people? That's what they do. That's why they blackmail people They're gonna blackmail because you're gonna get in front of that fucking mic

That's why you're gonna get in front of that mic. No, but I don't know dead men. Don't tell. I'm just saying I don't know that I don't know that motherfucker was in deeper than he could for sure be dead He could for sure be dead. He should that is disco. Yeah, you know dead men don't tell no tell I just don't know. I just don't know why take a chance. I don't know They they icing they got you. Yeah, they got you He was connected to a lot of shit a lot of a lot of shit a lot of shit And that and think about think about how the media has has covered this. They just they wanted to go away No, they just went away. I don't they want to go to what about what about like the me too movement

How come what about virginia roberts virginia roberts? They're talking about me too. She's the one who's a Constantly going out there making our rewind steam was the was the poster child for me too. Yeah No, but what I'm talking about is the kid the kid. I gotta kill him the kids Epstein fucked with what about those kids, you know, oh, he did he fuck with a bunch of them And he is staying on cares about them. No one gives a shit about them Well, people see it. Listen americans are gullible and stupid But there's people like yourself and people like myself and no, we're not stupid I'm not stupid. I just i'm just trying to raise little girl

so I could I could actually focus on this shit and talk about it constantly and and School people on it or whatever, but I think I always think that I think the way most people think It's bullshit. Look at everything that they thrown at us the last I still remember There was a sparse time of cocaine like in 86 When coke changed Coke changed It went from tasting a certain way

In the late 70s to a different way in the mid 80s It changed. Did that have anything to do with crack? No, it had to do with ether being smuggled into columbia The toughest thing wasn't smuggling the coke into the united states. It was smothering the ether into columbia So columbians had to stop coming up into the united states and processing the leaves In the states because they ran out of ether. So they started processing it with turpentine And gasoline and it had a weird effect. Can they grow coca leaves like in greenhouses in the united states? I don't think so because of the altitude

See, I don't know why I heard it was something to do with the altitude But the altitude's got to be the same of a point like aspen, colorado I bet they can make some kind of greenhouse to grow coca leaves, right? And I trust me. I think you looked into it No, no, no, no Back in the day, I know that I have access to leaves If I want to buy coca leaves somebody mentioned to me on the side What did you put it in your mouth and chew on it? Just put it in your mouth and chew on it I got mad at Ari. He went down and I go that was the main purpose if you're going down there stupid

Was to eat the leaves To see how that it's a trip It's like a ceremony when you eat the fucking leaves and chew on them and swallow them It goes into your system. That's what makes those farmers farm all day. They go into like a fucking haze It's like remember when joe caught on to Remember when joe read the paragraph of what happens to you when you eat an edible? It goes in your liver and it becomes cte one And then remember he went into it. He read it over and over again

He had it down When it goes into your liver it becomes cte one A highly polite he read it and studied it to the T He right now will call him and say what is edible's duty and they'll say the same thing And they go into your liver and it becomes a carnivore and it does this and all this shit What are we talking about I don't know me neither But that's what that's what coke of it from the 80s. Yeah coke from the 80s it turned and that was when the government got involved What's the our government said, whoa

These motherfuckers make us some serious money We need some of that paper And they that's when they jumped on noriega. Yeah, they needed money black black ops money. That's what they did That was it running guns running drugs through arkansas while bill clinton was the governor the governor That's why he became president. They say you let us use your state As a drop off point for all this coke. I mean they even put it in that movie american made barry seal He was the cia pilot There's books written on him

He was dumping it off in mean arkansas while bill clinton was the governor And george bush senior was the president and then guess who became the next president George bush bill clinton bill clinton What about the handed he looked him up. It was like a favor. What about the scene? When he's in american made tom cruiser's making so much money his barry seal And they finally arrest him and they take him down to the police station And he's like, you know what man? You guys ever drive a cat like

I'm gonna I'm gonna buy each and every one of you as a cat like And they're like, are you trying to bribe us and he goes nah, I'm not trying to bribe you He goes, I'm just trying to give you a little something for your efforts today I'll tell you why Because in about five minutes That little district attorney ladies are gonna come out of her office And she's gonna tell all you boys to go home and I'm gonna walk on out that door And they're like sure and also she comes out goes into the prosecutor

Whispers in his ear. We let him go and they're like what what he goes. I told you fellas. You should have took the catlack That's just like he was connected all the way to he was working for them And they shut them down and they threw everything away and they fucking the nephew remember the nephew when he tried to When he dropped the nephew off that's when they were pipe bombing people That's when they were bombing people and they bombed that guy from aspen, colorado, too His name was steven graybo He was about to testify against him and they put a car bomb in his car That's what the columbians are doing then and supposedly it was the white guy from cocaine cowboys

He later on wrote a book called american desperado and he wrote all the bombings. He was paid to do for the cartel Very interesting shit. Allegedly ebbstein has been Involved in high-level shit for a long time. He was he had a job in iran contra scandal like he was all up in it back then apparently they found a A heli like his helicopter Had um Plates on it that were from the u.s. Government. So I don't know what that means exactly, but he was connected, man he was he had he was doing something for

Multiple governments for a very long time. He wasn't just videotaping old politicians having sex with minors. He was doing a lot of other shit So like when addy when he came in you were saying like how the history books they all everywhere every country says oh, we're the best Is there somewhere where we can move now like is there a country somewhere that isn't doing all this shit? like Or is every country doing all this stuff I don't know I don't know. I don't know where you'd run to but I thought about that if I had to leave like

Fucking iceland. Maybe, you know, you know, that's a good one. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know I really don't know It's depressing. I don't know where to run to but You know, all I care about is my family my wife my son My tax money like where it's going. That's why I care now It's like that's my mother fucking money and these motherfuckers are stealing it I want to pay attention. I want to know what the fuck's going on. That's my money and

On top of all that It's so entertaining Following what's going on because it is like a movie. We're fucking living it and it affects our lives directly You know gun control affects our lives directly our taxes that affects our it's like watching Uh, your favorite series every day. There's a new episode every day. There's a new episode Uh, can you imagine a game of thrones every fucking day? Sopranos every fucking day those It is it's going there's one going on right now

And you could pay attention to it and learn about all the characters because it would take you a long time to learn Uh, all the characters names in game game of thrones like if someone just got into game of thrones now It could be until season two or three before they got everyone's names that first episode They're not going to remember anybody's names second episode. They're not they're barely putting it together a second episode. You know, that's how Um, dc is too. There's a lot of good guys and a lot of bad guys and you got uh, it takes a while to Keep track of them and remember their names put their faces to names and realize who the the good guys are the bad guys are Now if trump is a big scythe if this is all a big scythe then you know, it could be because you know Conspiracy theories are basically saying one thing

There's psyops going on all over all over the fucking place. Everything's a psyop. Everything's there's fake shit going on everywhere Now Trump is not a politician. He comes in he's Busting out their scams. They're attacking him. It appears that he's a good guy. It appears that he is Listen to what he's saying actually listen to him It appears that he has a real heart It appears that it cares about his family his sons and his daughters. It appears that way It appears that like the left want him gone. They're trying to ruin it appears that they're framing him all that

but You know If it turns out that it was all an act and trump and hillary really like each other and they're just playing a role That's a psyop. So they got me motherfuckers. You got me. You got me. It doesn't mean that every that uh It doesn't mean that I was wrong about the government. It means I was fucking right again They just tricked me, but I don't think it's a trick. I think this is real I think the hate between the left and Donald trump is real. I think they're really trying to destroy him I think they tried they gave him russia. They gave him, you know, fucking they had a girl

They were you know, they get like with cavanaugh like that judge that he put in To the supreme court. They throw out rape and shit. They just said this chick said you raped her, you know I mean, they don't give a fuck. They're gonna throw rape at you. Just like make shit up. They don't care They're just making shit up the girl that they brought out that said, uh, trump raped me like 20 years ago They got her on cnn and anerson cooper's like, oh Tell me all about it. Trump's going down. Tell me how what happened, you know Start from the beginning and then halfway through the story. They thought they had they thought they had trump She starts going loony

Live on cnn. She goes she goes. I think she said something like Uh women kind of get turned on by rape. They have rape fantasies and anerson cooper goes Um, what and she starts saying crazy shit like that And then they go cut cut cut boom and then you never heard from that girl again. She was gone So dude, they're if they're willing to frame the president dude That's scary shit. That's scary shit, man. So I'm I'm very entertained by it all You know, if they got me if they it's a sigh up and they got me and trump's really some zionist Like people are saying um, if that's true, you know, because I don't believe anything 100 percent

Uh, then they got me and then it just proves that I was right There there's sigh ups going on all over because that's an elaborate sigh up because that's a sigh up. Oh, that's a good That's a good one when they got they put if q Is a sigh up because q is in an information dissemination program So trump knew that the media is going to fucking bury him. So he needed a way to to uh, Communicate with people that really just want truth. They want their family. They want their guns. They want freedom of speech They're true americans that aren't corrupt that just want the best for their families

So that's what that's what patriots are patriots. Are we care about our country first our family our kids family unit? You know, god is important. You know, you got to do the right thing family values so q is a way that trump is communicating with every all the patriots That's what q is it's been going on for three years people thought it was fake the the mainstream so afraid of the fact that the trump administration is communicating And without the media Because if you all you got was uh from trump was what the media was giving you shit Of course you think he's racist

Of course you think he's fucking insane because they're taking everything out of context and putting everything together making them look crazy Making them look like he's gonna fucking destroy the world. Meanwhile, if you're paying attention, he's actually trying to he's not a politician So we all know politician, but the politics have been corrupt for decades Look at polosi's been in politics for decades schumer All of them and polosi got millions and millions of dollars maxing water has been in politics forever We all know politics is corrupt Donald trump is not a politician So when he comes in oh, how could you defend donald trump? Didn't you say government is corrupt? Yeah, yes

He's not part of the government. He's brand fucking new. He's been in three years and guess what he turned around the economy You know, he's he's fixing these trade deals companies are moving back to the I don't know what the fuck But I know everywhere I go I see cranes Yeah, and I know every comedy club is packed every fucking weekend. The economy's booming. Hey, I know that People are paying 300 dollars to go see guns and roses. Yeah, I know they're gonna pay 500 to see metallica not metallica Uh van halen and when I'm not van halen the other motley crew and yeah poison bigger than ever You know, everything's bigger than ever right now. Jiu-jitsu is bigger than ever, you know, I mean I feel bad if this The coronavirus is a hoax or whatever because

Guns and roses a lot of people have canceled their Asian legs of their tours Like they've just canceled them even the korean boy band Canceled them, you know So baby metal. There's a bunch of little tiny japanese chicks and fucking disneyland is closed You know, you know this fears this could go either way. So yeah I think it's getting such just another I hope it just another zika, you know, I gotta go to new york I don't think anything's gonna happen. I'm fucking concerned Five and a half hours in a plane thousands and thousands of people die of the flu every year

And one has died of coronavirus so far even if even if they say oh It's it's up to 450 people have died from corona. They could make that sound fucking crazy 450 But it's nothing when you look at How many people die a year of the flu symptoms people dying all over the place a flu So you could make 500 sound crazy even 4,000 would sound crazy like I totally a fucking dog ate a bat And they've seen a fucking like I say to you all the time Chinese people could solve a rubish cube

But they'll fucking eat a dog. Who does that shit? Who looks at a dog and says That's the best tasting fucking dish i'm gonna have today Who's gonna kill a fucking dog and eat it? They ate a dog You know bruce lee ate a lizard the chinese connection remember in the cemetery Remember when he runs away, they're looking for him the the the japs are looking for bruce lee And he goes to the cemetery and the chick comes and she talks to him in chinese connection What is he eating a fucking lizard? Okay, you ever go to china town you see the shit that's hanging off the fucking things

Yeah, you see the things they eat. I wonder if there's country they eat fucking fish eyes and shit like that Eventually something bad is gonna fucking happen So this all started with a fucking cat eating like a fucking bat like you know like That's what they say that's what happened and this motherfucker johnny woo says i'm gonna move for a fucking cat today And he sees his little yellow And you should do that on stage no he calls little johnny woo over he brings her upstairs He stabs her, you know, she's got cat blood in her fucking mouth You know those jabs don't eat the teeth and they'll eat the eyes for their heart on they'll try anything

Right the word don't they cut up wasn't a thousand sharks swimming with no fins Oh, because they cut the fin off to eat the fin juice so the dick gets hard Japs and asians whatever they'll eat anything the fucking to make their dick hard They'll try one of them dolphins dolphins don't eat anything But how about how about uh Balls there's a restaurant in china you go in an order like fucking spider balls Walk out like a cat's balls to give you to get some something's balls I think you could eat a human's balls in china like if you go in the back and you know the cook

The cook is looking a little weak anyway stab marinate the balls But how about in india cows are revered they're like uh sacred animals and what do you think they think about us like That's all we eat is cows. Let me tell you something. I also know a preschool teacher And she had preschool little hindu kids And she said all they ate was hard-boiled eggs And some pickle juice and their shits were the worst in the whole fucking school At the girls weight 30 pounds a piece and they take a shit. They thought it smelled like a circus

It's not like the fucking circus wasn't how it shit. I wonder if there's some countries out there that uh, they have that Use chickens as pets and they love chickens and they find out americans fucking eat chickens and we have chicken slaughterhouses and Then you go to mexico Exactly chickens are your neighbors. You know americans eat chickens. You give them a name and one day when things get You kill that fucking chicken. You got fucking Kentucky fried chicken. Oh, ploy. Oh, loco That would be bro. When I was a kid. I used to eat all the chickens and the santeria things those chickens are fresh jack I would get right down there

All those ceremonies. Yeah, take a piss real quick. Yeah, when you do a santeria fucking uh ceremonial, you're allowed to eat that Yeah, you could eat it. Oh my god But they would never like a rooster They had all the birds that you don't want to eat pigeon. Who the fuck wants to eat a pigeon? That's about a pigeon is about without aids That's all the fucking pigeon is you know what I'm saying? That's all I had no idea. Oh, whatever. This is the last podcast ever Oh, I don't give a fuck. Okay. What are you gonna do throw me in jail? Why is that unless you're pulling and getting the roof of a virus or whatever the fuck it is

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I'm at arlington theta in santa bar, but one show do what you got to do And beside that where you at this month? Uh march 19th in pasadena the ice house, uh, huntington beach with sam trippley We say oh tinfoil Me and sam trippley huntington beach april 11th at the rec room. We're in chicago May 9th At uh the den theater also spokane and takoma may 1st and may 2nd Look at you go right up to washington to get that condom. Tacoma is awesome. We did a 420 You know what we're doing? We're doing day shows on saturdays, dude, and they're fucking fun and we've been selling them out

It's crazy. Tacoma that we're going back and doing another 420 show 420 at the commie store Uh at night or during the day at night eight o'clock. What day does that fall on monday? Oh, okay. I'm gonna light that place on fire Lee's gonna eat an edible and go up on stage and edible. Yeah, i'm sure two of them and go up on stage It's over. He doesn't know it. That's the only way he gets on that stage 200 milligram is a die everybody We're getting only professionals. You're you're up and you're doing a 420 show in to comma That's uh may 1st and then spokane. Oh, no, no, no may 2nd That's a saturday may 2nd in tecoma at the tecoma comedy club

Spokane is that friday may 11 may 1st may 1st. You're doing some good things, brother Thank you. I appreciate that jujitsu is better than ever man. We're just growing template. Somebody told me they moved somewhere in jersey That's cool. They have a new 10 planet in jersey newton new jersey newton and what else? Oh There's two of them Woodbridge woodbridge We have allen town now Bethlehem's been a force out there. They're they're the ones, you know controlling that area. It's it's amazing

We got combat jujitsu worlds coming up uh not uh this sunday coming up What is it march 8th sunday at the orpheum theater downtown la 5 p.m. Pacific standard time It's on ufc fight pass combat jujitsu world's gonna be insane man. It's gonna be fucking crazy And we got the ufc on saturday. Oh, yeah Are you doing a fight companion? Oh no, joe's working it. Yeah, yeah Great to see you. Great to see you man. Thank you your family. Do not forget next mate uh march 12th nyak

And march 27th the orlinton theater in santa barba. I'll see you motherfuckers next week Have a great weekend. Stay black and be careful. Oh, shit