Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #785 - Childhood Memories with George Kolodinsky Part #1

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about UFC 249 and then Joey sits down with lifelong friend, George Kolodinsky. Joey and George met in highschool, lived together in Colorado and New Jersey. This podcast is brought to you by: CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies, go to www.CBDLion.com and use code CHURCH for 20% off.   MyBookie.ag -  Use code promo joey to get a 50% match on your first deposit up to $1,000.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

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again this week no fucking guest no mass we're going back to the fucking zoom I got a great zoom for you I got one of my buddies I've been friends with since 79 if anybody wants to ever investigate me or write a book this guy I'll tell you everything you need to know because he's seen it across the way he was there when in 85 for me when I got clean he saw me get taken away into a fucking back room when I got sentenced he saw me get out he saw me get on stage and he's still one of my best brothers today you have no idea how lucky I am to happen in my life he's gonna be on the podcast Monday and motherfucking Wednesday that's

how big and of time we got with him but uh besides that it's fucking Monday I don't know what's going on in your life I don't know if you got the stimulus check I don't know if you got your unemployment but you know what you're alive so stop the fucking frown and get to it motherfuckers let's talk about upsets Tony Ferguson versus Justin Gagey great fight there hasn't been nothing going on so I smelt a rat somewhere along the line but I didn't see that coming at all I like to congratulate Justin Gagey I like to congratulate Ferguson for the fucking streak that he put together I was like a 12 or 13 fight streak but you

know like I always say man it's a comedy things change you can't settle too much in your success you gotta take it it's for today and tomorrow's another day that's a problem we have we think that this shit you know it's like I was watching this movie the other day what it's with Ben Stiller and the guy who did on heroin along came Paulie and he's a guy that's did something 10 years ago but he's still walking around what's a guy see he's walking around it's like me if I all I did was talk about spider-man too you know it's like watching the fighter and the guy's brother fought Sugar Ray Hagler Sugar Ray landed

and he in one of the ring rounds he slipped and he said he knocked him down so his claim to fame was you know I knocked down Sugar Ray Leonard when I fought him in 1973 that's great but in 2020 what have you done lately you fuck and this is why I believe that we do shit on a fucking daily you know and the UFC is something like they comedy it's just moving fast now comedy stuck we're all down to zero you know whether it's Dave Chappelle or Lee we're both down to zero nobody's doing any fucking comedy nobody's doing shit we're just trying to get back we're just trying to get over this thing and but it's so weird how

what we talking about we fucking about the fights last night fights how you know for years we've been trying to set up Tony and could be Tony and could be Tony and could be now it's not a fight no more now it's could be against Tony and could be against fucking Gagey and Tony against a McGregor I mean that's all you see now now McGregor wants a box he wants a box says our Chavez guy hasn't fucking thrown a boxing pound in ten years you know this is what kills me now we got good fights with the next card in July could be great or whatever the fucking island or whatever I mean hey these fights this week are no fucking

Wednesday nights fights gonna be great with those Sarah against Anthony and then Saturday with Overeem against and that's Harris my heart goes out to him his family he's the one whose daughter got abducted and killed but anyway I'm not the UFC guy I just want to speak about how fast life moves and when everybody's looking at one thing all of a sudden something happens unexpectedly you don't control anything you control yourself and where and what you want to do and we saw that Saturday night with Gagey that for me is an inspirational fight because he called it and then they gave me 18 days more to

study the kid and I mean I watched you know I know him I I love Tony Ferguson I'm a huge fan of Tony Ferguson he didn't even let Tony Ferguson get a fucking submission it was like Tony Ferguson his jiu-jitsu wasn't even in the game so was it's pretty interesting when you look at life and you that nobody has nothing down you have dick you don't know nothing you're as good as you are right now today tomorrow I don't know dick about yeah well my Greg is gonna fight this guy yet that don't matter did you see that beat and that Gagey put on fucking whatever last night think about that and then we'll decide what's

gonna happen and then we'll see if he's gonna fight says a Gomez or whether the guy with the pantyhose on whatever the fuck his name is obviously hindsight is 2020 but since it's really how we don't know how life's gonna go I think the reason I felt bad for Tony is that was like the second at least in a room title fight like change and like to like to me I don't know if I do fighters stand to gain anything from doing like should he have not taken that fight and they're like you know I'm gonna wait for Kabib listen it's like life it's like life you're making decisions some people want to fight some people want to make the

move you know every way again hindsight is 2020 you know hindsight is you know I should have done this I should have done that I shouldn't have done the half hour Netflix I should have waited for it how a Netflix who would have known you're in the moment right you know you're a fighter I'm not here I'm not I'm not cut out to sit here and wait you know I was never awaited to sit there with my thing and make believe I'm thinking right I was always a do you got to go do something every day you gotta do something I don't know what you're talking about I don't know you're talking about I don't know what you're

talking about you gotta do something so you know this is just just great we've watched Gagey come up we've all sat there and watch Gagey come up and he raised his hand and if you're gonna raise your hand raise your fucking hand well he had something interesting that he said in his interview with Rogan he said something to the effect of like I had to lose to fix it like there was listen you're gonna have to bomb 80 times to become a great comic and the same thing happens in fight right now there's a fighter named Kevin Lee he's a black kid he's lost his last three fights maybe I don't know I'm not a fight but I

know by looking at Kevin Lee and his determination and how hard he works one day you put everything together it's all gonna fall together that's why I keep telling people all the time keep showing up to the map because no matter what happens if you keep showing up you're bound to get better at that thing doesn't matter when you do comedy if you're a contractor well they're looking for experience you start off as a fucking hard carrier you picking up papers and trash and then one day a guy says yeah come here pick a piece of wood help me cut it measure it boom pop and then the next thing that the guy's telling you

to help him put it up on the fucking wall and next you know the guy's telling you hey what are you doing sadly you want to do a side job with me and now you become you want from being a helper from being a fucking laborer to be in a carpet to help her and you're you're laying wood now now you're cutting measurements now he calls you at night he'll go hey tomorrow I'm gonna be there at nine but have 15 four by eight half inch boards cut four by six so we could do this now you take more responsibility upon yourself and you find yourself and then one day he tells you to do something you cut an angle off you

cut you didn't measure it and you did it wrong guess what it's gonna cost you money now you have to do the job over again and even though you're a good carpenter you got to do the job over again you're gonna feel like shit but you're gonna learn something from that so our setbacks are always positives if you do the positive thing from the setback I don't mind a good setback from time to time right now how many people getting set back by this situation this is a horrible situation this virus people are getting set back but you're not gonna worry about I'm not gonna worry about I could sit here and

cry every episode that I'm losing money by not going on the road or I could cry here sit here and tell you how happy I am that I haven't caught in the coronavirus and I haven't put my family through all that and I haven't been in a hospital bed for eight fucking weeks and you know I had tubes down my throat so in life there's always something that you have to find especially on a motherfucking Monday Mondays are not for everybody people don't like Mondays for me I come out of bed Monday with two knives and a knife in my hand and a razor blade in my toe I'm ready to stab you somewhere because that's who I am on a Monday I

know that Monday sets the pace for the rest of the fucking week but back to just engage you in life and you know for months we've been looking at this fight and look what we seen last night look what we saw last night you know I bet there's a bunch of 150 families five is doing push-ups today you know Dustin Poirier's that's a good fight now that changes the division around meanwhile McGregor wants to fight some guy who wears pantyhose 20 years ago you know this is what I'm saying so anyway you put it was a great weekend I hope you guys had a great weekend I hope you guys are getting your lives back to

normally little by little you know this doesn't mean you're going to a fucking violin show tonight or a fucking 12 man whatever I'm not seeing I don't I don't want to see the apostles okay if anybody comes to you and says hi we're going to a pot as soon as I count 12 apostles that's when I don't go please just because the band has been halfway lifted I care about you still wash your hands still don't touch your face and still fucking put the mask on and if you feel that you've been around somebody or whatever put a mask on I don't have a mask on today cuz it's Lee with social distancing the doors open and it's a

beautiful motherfucking day to be alive but without further ado listen he's gonna do the first half on Monday from 79 to when he moved out to Colorado and then Wednesday we're gonna do we're gonna finish it off with me going to prison is me standing me doing stand-up and me doing a bunch of other shit so I hope you enjoy this little interview of my man George Collard didn't scare the all-star sports in Clare slide Park he's got a bunch of pictures and memorabilia up there these cells of mine anytime Troy Conrad takes a picture of me or whatever I send it to him so if you ever interested he's got a lot of

this stuff he's one of the best framers in the country so this is my brother George Kaledinsky I hope you enjoy it good George my brother what's happening what up for you people don't know George Kaledinsky is not from North Bergen he's an original though he went to summer school there in 79 80 81 and that makes him a North Bergen original because if you're stupid enough to go to North Bergen high school then you're dumb enough to hang out with me you know I'm saying good to see your brother what's up man I'm glad that senior year I didn't have to go back or they would I would

have got a diploma from North Bergen yeah no I would have had to go back my senior year so I said fuck it I missed I was short like three credits I said fuck it I'm not going to summer school I went dude I went to graduate and they're like they stopped me in the hallway like you know you can't graduate like what you talking about I passed you didn't hand in your 10th grade health book oh yeah no they always fuck yeah and you graduate from St. Cecilia's you even go to Clipside Park he's originally from Clipside but Clipside Park in Jersey I want to give it a shout out because it has the best seafood restaurant in the

country named Rudy's on the corner the first ones to serve me since 1979 I used to walk up there on Monday night football and I'd get a mug of Heineken and a bowl of calamari for fucking and nobody said nothing so shout out to Clipside Park and Rudy's and they're open right now and they're open right now Sunday through the window passing that shit through the window but it's funny our friendship started in 79 I didn't see you that much till then then something happened you started dating a girl from North Bergen and I knew her boyfriend and I reached out to you and I said kind of warned yeah you don't want

to mess with this fucking guy he's out of his mind he's my brother I love him the guy that's why I didn't want and I could have got his ear I could have told him don't worry about it the chicks are fucking dirty animal anyway but then I didn't see you I didn't see you for years and one day I'm casing out a joint up an angle well it was an angle with angle with clips and a fly I'm casing out a warehouse up in Tana fly I hadn't seen you in four or five years and I'm looking at this a lot you know probably about three years three years probably because it was like 83 82 around there and then yeah here it was probably March of 85

I'm minding my business I'm trying to walk down the street very nonchalant because at those days there was no cameras yeah and I see you rake him leaves yeah and I go George Joey and we start talking we connect I tell you I'm living in a hotel in TNAC or whatever the fuck I think I was living with mr. T at that time still no no no no no no I don't sleep I just left them and I was in a hotel on a day-to-day type basis and I did something I got nailed for all possession of stolen jewelry on 185th Street so they gave me the Fort Lee and Fort Lee didn't know what to do with me so Fort Lee said you got a warrant in

Bergen County from 1981 for not showing up to court so I know forget that they took me to the fucking thing I asked the driver to stop a chance dragging in because I had eaten all day they arrested me at two o'clock they held me in New York till about six then at six they were like just I don't really know what to do with them so Port Authority brought me over to the fucking bridge they saved me the dollar and a quarter and you know that that was the end of that I went to Bergen County jail court was like a 10 o'clock at night and that was late it was late court and I remember they made me sit handcuffed to a guy that

had blood coming out of his fucking head they didn't give a fuck at that time it was 10 o'clock court and the judge said make the arrangement to pay the fine and you got a call somebody to be released and it just so happened I had seen you that day it was that it was that fucking day because I had your numbers still in my pocket written in pencils and I go I don't know who to call I got one person to call and I called you and you miraculously picked up the phone and you said where are you I told you you go I'll pick you up now when you came to pick me up I had the intention of you were gonna feed me and then we were

gonna get high and I was gonna go to a hotel I was staying at on route 4 because I had stayed at all those route 4 hotels I would stay at one and get into an argument with the Hindu and then move to the other one and then you came that night you're not you're not going back to the hotel my mom said you come stay with us and I was just in shock George I remember walking in your grandmother your mom your sister and I'm like what am I doing in those days your mom had the big bedroom you had the little bedroom and I had a little corner on the floor and it's fun yeah you said the first thing I did was to put my balls in your face I

do not remember those things that was the first couple day yeah I use it only putting my balls on people's faces when I first meet them but you said something the other day that was really funny we're talking you go I bailed out a day out of jail in the first three weeks what did I do the first three weeks out of jail let's see well the ball incident it was I was like pre-tea bag I needed to get a name for it back then but you fucking were dying and I'm still fucking at nightmares then my one of my ex-room mates we did a drive by you like you lived there is he home no you went in slipped in the window where there's a

I just didn't like the dude I didn't like the way he had spoken to you in front of me in those days if I didn't like it and the timing was right I was gonna rob you just for not liking you I was just gonna rob you and something happened that there was some beef between you and him and I'll never forget you were like yeah he lives right there he lived close to the Fairview border on Kennedy Boulevard across the street yeah the Palmer's restaurant and I remember just knocking on the door nobody answered I went around the side I crawled into a window and I came out with a pair of speakers and a check Alpine stereo Alpine stereo and

some type of like hardcore check like it was for nothing it was for peanuts yeah but I remember it we were like oh we only got a stereo go what are you talking about I cast a check like nothing we went over to this bank we knew the teller he didn't need no ID we cast a check and that was the end of that nobody's fucking feelings got hurt no we went to cash that the in the city no we didn't know a hotel we went we went to cast that check on 70th and Bergen line they used to be a Hudson County United Bank there a hug this is how old my Jimmy runs you understand that same guy used to lend you from the vault on Fridays if

you went to him because it was 1984 85 so if you go to him on a Friday he worked in a bank ladies and gentlemen and he's still alive if you went to if you needed money to buy a kilo coke on a Friday and you had the customers already lined up you went to him on a Friday at 3 o'clock and you said I need to take 25,000 out of the safe he would give you whoever money it was he didn't give a fuck could be Lisa I'm in fun it could be Gigi Montuz and he would give you the 25 but you would have to give him back 32 on Monday at 9 not Tuesday at 9 not Monday night at 9 he had to have the 32,000 dollars in cash in bundles the whole thing

counted because it was going right to the safe that's how kinky life was back then when I first started hanging out with you but I think good and then you tear me off to my first buffalo wing I never had a buffalo I didn't like those little fucking guys I had no idea so we went to the ground round I'm an angle angle would angle class on 9 W so we go in there and we eat fucking drink you know have a good time is like you know worry about my tree so the waitress is the girl I went to kindergarten I mean I know it's all through school I think I would third grade we were we went out here with those third fake romance and

then we walk out of there he's got the bill in his hand I'm like the first dining my first dining dash I had no fucking idea what it was no I'm freaking out he's laughing we're laughing I'm like I know how he goes so like about two weeks later we go back there I go you got the money I got the money don't worry about it we do it again she didn't remember so now all of a sudden Coco goes and talks to the manager for like 10 minutes he's at the register with the manager with the bill in his hand I walk out he comes back he's fucking he's got the bill again two times within two weeks I haven't seen

her since I have not seen I used to go to the ground round every time I was hungry cuz I didn't have to pay I had it down to a science I'd walk in get a bowl of I talked to the managers it was like I knew him I always had enough to tip so I'd pay to find out a tip even though the bill was 28 I'd leave five to 60 I always had the money to tip so they would never suspect me not like I was leaving a tip and then I'd walk all the money on the table then I'd go to the thing mingle talk to the manager tell him I love the suit he had on and then I'd walk out the reason why I talked to the manager is because if he said to

me he didn't pay at least I could have said hey I got caught up in the conversation it happens is that one of the ones where you can pay on the way out yeah yeah yeah so you pay on the way out you could do it you could leave it on the table you could pay the waitress so you can pay on the way out I would go up to the manager go hey George are you don't give him a hug and he's gone everything's all right go pay and I've just walked past the waitress it was a very trusting very trusting attitude about now when I buddy everybody trusted everyone when I lived with you in 85 that run believe it or not do you know I didn't do any drugs

I was just smoking pot I was earlier you're talking 80 85 I wasn't doing coke I was just stealing living with you and just trying to figure out what my next move of I was trying to get to Colorado so I got a job working for a masonry guy in Cliffside Park he only said one word in English motor motor because all in water that's all he ever said motor motor and I worked from for about a month and a half and then we did a stairway to a house next door to like a house that was kind of loose and I went back that Friday night and robbed the house and then I didn't show up back to work Friday because they were gonna blame me

anyway I never heard from them and then I went to work for this this guy named J.H.S. construction real fucking redneck white pieces shit from Fairview he would meet me at a diner not prep buy me breakfast then he wouldn't pay me for windshield time he was a real scooch he would fucking he would fucking you know bounce checks on me and whatnot and one weekend he gave me like a check that was light like the motherfucker gave me a check that was like I owe you for 40 hours but I'm only gonna give it for 35 because that's the way life is and he goes off I'm going down the shore with my wife we're going on a boat to hang

out with the fucking Rockefellers I'm like really bitch perfect you just you're not gonna be home all weekend so he wasn't gone ten minutes I told you I'll be back in an hour I went up there kicked this fucking door down I took whatever cash he had but on the way out at the bar he had a big bottle of Dom Perignon oh yeah regular bottles of Dom Perignon but the Magnum I still remember walking like a Puerto Rican down the street and fucking Leonia with a bottle of Dom Perignon in my hand I had the case so we could sell it but we I went back to the house and it was it was you and I and it was late it was like

930 and Grandma just come back from bingo when I moved in with George I also had the pleasure of introducing his grandmother and his mother to me who had now became my pseudo mother and the grandmother there was really weird about that time we went it was Easter Sunday and we went to Holy is the Union City and I got a city yeah because when I left to live with you in Clipside Clipside is only 10 minutes in North Bergen but to North Bergen people it's a world away oh I was afraid of North Bergen growing up right yeah like we played baseball we would play you know I think I don't think I played against you in in

grammar school basketball in eighth grade well we played Lincoln we played me we didn't play McKinley I think we played Robert Fulton and two or three games which we wanted against all you North Bergen mother but when we played baseball or football we had to go to 64th Street yeah it was a war zone we're gonna talk about we got a we got a show in two weeks we got a show in two weeks just dedicated to 64th Street but oh my god so I quit that job with Jay and chess and in the daytime I used to get the I used to get in those days you work for your mother on the ammo and we all we all had somewhere to go to about five

o'clock and in those days I was just a dream I would walk the streets and dream of me being on the boat with bitches me getting my dicks up you know on a yacht with Miami Vice but I just didn't know how I was gonna do it I just I was so lost George and you and I were young kids and we were just lost you had that Camaro that always got told the fire we just had no answers like we had no fucking answers you know so the only answer I had if I wasn't gonna sell coke or whatever I figured out a way when I was staying at the hotels to go into gas stations that had a help wanted sign and I would apply for a job I

wouldn't apply for eight to four everybody wants to work eight to four nobody really wants to work for the 12 but nobody wants to work 12 to 8 so I would start off with the 12 to 4 for the 4 to 12 I'd say can I come in here and work for the 12 perfect they had been looking for somebody for so long they wouldn't even check my references no one did you got a job from the newspaper from the news you showed up there you called they don't ask for ID it was it was a different world man I had a guy at a gas station that our dear friend he had a list of people he had fired from that gas station for stealing so I told

him to give me the names of the people he had fired from that gas station for stealing and I would apply under those names into the gas stations and they would hire me as let's say Steve Lansky now for people who don't know in New Jersey and in Oregon are the only states where they pump gas the guy has to come out looking in the face and go what do you want you know like let me get 12 thousand and fifty cents a regular and they pump gas I figured out what if I got a job at a gas station pump the gas but never paid for the gas kept the money in my pocket and when you got a job they told you for you not to get robbed

you should be safe and dump every time you get a thousand dollars so you were supposed to they would give you an envelope every hour you were supposed to put the money in there and then dumping in a hole and then when the manager comes in that he pulls all the cash out I decided that I would only gonna put $20 bills in those envelopes and throw them in I'd stock up I'd wait till I have two or three grand and then I'd walk off the gas station site it's not really right so the next guy before the next guy I wouldn't even make it like if I went to work at from 4 to 12 by 8 o'clock I would have $3,000

already I would hustle I would get even if it even if it wasn't my island I would go to the full service island I was hustling tips and I was a good employee you know if you looked at me from the outside you're like man this guy works little did they know that you know I was gonna walk off the lot so the first two times I did it I just like walked off the lot jumped over a few yards got to a different street and saw a cab driver and got in and left I just had this luck that kept happening to me another night I got thrown out of the one hotel I get there and my luggage is in the front thing I go what are you

doing he goes are you you supposed to pay by 12 o'clock I go bro I told you I was coming back it's late it's four o'clock so he goes you're out anyway but he didn't give me the key back he didn't ask me for my key back I'll never forget this George I got $30 on my pocket I got enough to pay for the fucking hotel room and maybe a bag of chips from the fucking hallway and I go to the hotel room with the key that he gave me just to see if I had left anything in there and when I open the door I hear sucking and fucking in the room some guys fucking a chick in the in the shower and I look down and the guys

wallets there with his pants pocket and like a fucking envelope I took the wallet and the envelope and I just told the Hindu you're right I'll never come back to this hotel again he's like get out fuck you and I ran out of there I found the cab I jumped in the cab he took me over the city I sat in the city I walked around with luggage I went to 181st Street I bought like 10 nickel bags and then I went back to Port Authority took a bus and they dropped me off at the hotel where they killed Vito you know the hotel where they killed Vito and the Sopranos in that hotel that's right there they just did it they just

redid that hotel for that scene but that hotel is a dump it's right there on the other side as I'm going into Jersey not going into New York City right so I stayed in there and in there was the first time when I opened up I realized I had three or four grand and I'm like wow this seems like a great scam to do but I wasn't no smarter than you I was the dumbest kid on the block I didn't go to T-neck the next day I went to the gas station two doors down because I'm root for right there there's like eight gas stations then you would hit the Grand Union and we would get that nice lobster remember that that the cream

of the soup right there by the Grand Union there was another hotel in there next to the Grand Union I used to live in those hotels and people were looking for me to kill me I would stay in those hotels they couldn't fucking find me so one day I actually just kept getting hold I kept I mean George it was the dumbest thing it's like I would go from your shop where it is located to two gas stations down and do the same scam and I did it to about six of the eight gas stations and then I had to think globally you know I'm saying I can't fucking keep robbing locally so I started going out to different places

there was a place by like Fort Lee it was a golf station and by that time meeting you were tight you don't know I'm robbing gas stations this was by by Lisa Messines there's that that golf right there down by our house yes and I said to you meet me there I think my ship started at four no yes me and you when you called me you were at Vince Lombardi no what happened that Vince Lombardi almost got the reason I called you from Vince Lombardi was because they were on to me but Vince Lombardi the bus had like 20 buses that were leaving at one shot it was a parking ride Vince was probably the last one

I did the last two I did because I got in a bus and two minutes after I got in the bus the cops came with their lights on so I'm like god damn it they're gonna get me and I'm on this bus and finally they let like three buses go and then they started emptying the buses after that to see if I was on those buses I was already on my way to New York I just called you to give you a good good bye like I love you in case they catch me so but the one I use with you was the golf station I called you and I said pick me up at this place at 7 30 and you were there all happy Georgie with the fucking car revving up gun gun gun gun

gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun gun and I get in I go step on it you're like step on it what do you mean step on I just robbed the gas station you're like well thanks for giving me fucking warning you know at least I would fucking know if he gave me warning I was no hesitation because I didn't know you didn't know so I used you like on two of those that you didn't even know you were just driving around here I am fucking throwing envelopes out the fucking window and I remember one time we went to a party we went to like a bar or something but the most because I didn't hang out with George I didn't go out at

night if you think yeah if you think of 85 I didn't go out at night I used to go to the city get a bag of reef and get a carvel shake on the way back I and I had a job even if even you know when you're doing all the night you were doing something during the day you always had a job yeah I always had some type of action going and then I remember waiting I had sued a guy me and Cy Lawrence had sued some fucking guy and that may they called me Cy Lawrence got a hold of me I don't know how the fuck got a hold of me because because I wasn't allowed in North Bergen so I tiptoe around North Bergen I could take

the Bergen line bus but I could not go into North Bergen I couldn't let Michael jewelers they're still looking for Michael's jewelers my godfather yeah humans I had I had maybe five people looking for me so I I'll never think I am the son of a cop yeah you know you didn't even know but the cops weren't looking for me now no cops looking for I was really tight with the chief of police in North Bergen at the time so I called them on a weekly just to say anything pop up because every week I was getting accused of something and here I wasn't even living in North Bergen no more so now I knew it was like

a running joke between me and him his name was your mr. Bizacco so I remember that one night I had found out that I was getting that checked for like 1800 bucks and I could finally go to Colorado and you and I you had plans for Saturday you were doing something Sunday with Sandra you're right over there you were doing something with with Sandra on Sunday and that Friday I robbed a gas station or that Thursday I did a gas station and you and I ended up in a club with Mike Askelis in the red the red parrot and the u-rhythmics were there they weren't performing she was just there with the guitar player hanging

out that place was crazy that place is crazy the whole space that we got in for free we got tickets was always one of my mother's customers it was something real it was like a hot club and then we went and then you had a something on Saturday so in those days I was still getting credit cards and I took Marilu and lubes shopping at the Paramus Mall I get whatever you want gold chains jackets whatever the fuck you want I remember I owed your mother money I left her for in a draw she was doing something I think I only got to say goodbye to grandma that I didn't see you 85 I didn't see it kept in touch with

you on this phone yeah then when did we reconnect in Colorado before you move to Colorado you were out to Colorado to visit me and ask me now we would talk and I was working now you know my mom's place I didn't make a lot of money I was like just learning how to frame pictures and shit so you know to make more money I got a real job I learned trade a little more so I worked this job I got like my first paid vacation you know so I alright he's what I'm gonna do in July I'm gonna go visit you you were in snow mass spend a few days there then I was gonna go to Scottsdale Arizona visit this girl Karen that I went to school with

that moved out there with a family we had been you know gotta remember back then no cell phones no computer you called somebody on a Thursday night at 10 o'clock before and of course you're you know 15 bucks to talk on the phone to someone more distance plan this big trip I'm gonna go there there's no great vacation so we head out to a visit you in snow mass and you got this great scam because your house it you took over for who them burglars Jimmy Burkle Burkle so what God rest so we're driving there's like ranches all over the place beautiful I think you and Carl pick me up right

because that's named call call I don't know if Caroline I remember seeing these like cows on the side dogs big dogs we round up going so your house sitting so you got a little like apartment sort of connected to some huge huge house now snow masses like we're asking is it's you know big money big big money well you're in the main house because the people never come there right you got I'm moving like a doctor in the house you know we're eating great with them you've got you know everything is set up the way you want you're running that town and so I spent a couple days and that's like the beginning of the

end because that one night I remember you rolled this joint we had Arkansas homegrown it was cryovac now we're talking 85 late 85 mid 85 summer cryovac homegrown it was like sense it was tremendous so you took that weed and you cooked a half gram of a blow and then this was the beginning of like you know freebase for pre-craft right we made a bazooka called it a fucking business we would call them bazookas in joint and that night I looked outside my my my bedroom at the guest room had a door that was like on a mountain side and I just looked in the sky was purple and blue and I've never seen anything like it was beautiful the

house is gorgeous so then that's it packed it up I went to Arizona the girl I've been talking to for a year that week she started going out with the linebacker on Arizona state so that you picked me up from the airport so that trip was fucking dead so I think I shot back for a couple of days I went to LA went by you and that's how we connected again you know it's funny for people don't know the bazooka like in the early 80s it was freebase and everybody who you know not you couldn't just snort the coke not you can't just fucking snort it now I got to fucking cook it and put it through a silk scarf and then wait for it to dry

what a fucking process what only white people could do something like that that's white people do add fucking bullshit to bullshit so then then they started a different thing by the time I got to north bergen in 84 when I made my mistake and came back to work for a year our mutual friend rago got me into bazookas and bazookas was you got a coffee cup you put three fingers of water in it you put three tenths of a gram of baking soda and you put a gram of coconut and then you put it in the microwave closed the door set it at 24 seconds and when you heard bing that's it you took it out a little boulder a little boulder would be in the thing

you took it out you put it on like a piece of paper and then you crushed it and you rolled it into a fucking joint or you dipped it into a marlboro red and you watch your eyeball pop out and it started with one 10 I remember then we melted the devil at night so now you go back to now you stay with me in aspen for about a week yeah and you go back to new jersey what happens in new jersey well let's see I think I think I learned how to cook cook because it was 85 still it was 85 I'm back and everybody's getting high and stuff but uh guess what I know how to cook it so I'm the most popular guy around because I don't have to spend a dime they just invite me over and I'm like the official cooker

so I'm working for my mom and working at this other place and uh you know in the weekends Jesus Christ we were just close side was booming everybody was selling drugs everybody was getting high yeah everybody was everybody everybody so uh you know we got into that so now in the meantime I had taken uh the police test my dad my dad was a cop an honest cop a good cop good guy and uh I took the test and uh I passed everything and all of a sudden it's coming down to where you know uh I gotta take the psych test and I'm in I just couldn't be a cop I just you know I just wasn't wasn't in my DNA my dad was but uh you know so all of a sudden did you take the psych test to bowl was that did you take the psych the psych test no I don't know I can't

pass the psych test now I think I could back then I mean I'm fucking nuts uh but I didn't want to be a cop I didn't want to be a cop um I don't know what I want today I don't know like a firefighter or they want to be a quarterback I don't know who the fuck knows but uh so you had moved to bowl and you're like you know why why don't you just come out here you and Kathy moved from from Snowmass whatever happened over there so I'm like you know what fucking I think I was living in Hoboken for that year when I came back I moved to Hoboken I was living in a in a uh a sublet tremendous it was a great time a lot of fun but uh it was time to go you know so uh I moved to Boulder with you I moved to you know it was uh right after the giants won the

Super Bowl after they beat the mighty Broncos I got off that plane with a giant shirt and uh they broke my balls in the second I got here so you got there like maybe uh March or February of 87 87 yeah this was 87 yeah whatever yeah what was your impression of me at that time how did I appear to you in 87 like I remember you fell asleep at the airport did you eat a bunch of X annexes or uh you had to bring me a Cuban sandwich this is what happened yeah it was a fucking nightmare you told me grab some some drinks of stuff with you so whatever money I had I don't know let me get a thousand dollars on me when I went out there I spent like four on blow so I took uh USA remember USA so to go to Denver from Newark you had to stop in

Pittsburgh the Pittsburgh connection you also gotta remember airports back then had lockers like a school locker you put a quarter in you turn the thing you took the key so I'm more paranoid I'm high you know I got like two hours layover in uh in Pittsburgh and I start hitting the package I don't know where I was but I didn't make the first flight so now I gotta call you so now before I left you said bring me a Cuban sandwich so I'm thinking hey I stopped before the seventh street on the way to the airport I tell him you know what don't cook it just give me the Cuban sandwich without pressing I put that in my suitcase my carry on bag so I'm stuck in Pittsburgh I missed like three flights in Pittsburgh I was there about 20 hours it was two days I just kept going to the

airport to pick you up no fucking George no two days so now I get on the plane to a freaking there wasn't there wasn't cell phones that you can say pick me up a terminal e you just drove around you even have an answering machine I think I'm one of your roommates nothing so uh well of a sudden I'm about an hour from uh from Denver and I smell this fucking foul smell I'm like what the hell because I was passed out on the plane it's the frigging cheese that I've had in my bag for like 20 hours so they didn't put it in the press but they didn't already they've already changed form just by the molecules in the air and so this thing stinks everybody in the plane is like what the fuck so I get off the plane you pick me up you're laughing

you're like a joint I go listen I got this sandwich I go but I don't know so with me I wouldn't eat it you like ripped it out of my hands I'm like it's not cooked yet you fucking ate that sandwich in the parking lot I was living in Boulder with that fucking nasty food that vastly vegetarian shit I would have killed for a fucking sandwich I got nightmares about that Cuban sandwich still a bit attacking me so that was it so I went so he drives me to his frigging new place you know he's got like two roommates I think it was two or three two I was a couple in one room the chubby redhead chick the chubby broad the chubby red they had a cat they had a cat and uh just had kittens Coco had a dog Hercules he was Lab Lab adore he was he was a shepherd mix

shepherd I mean the greatest dog ever greatest dog ever Hercules Dominan is kittens Coco I didn't even know he could juggle but he's juggling three kittens he's catching kittens all of a sudden he goes watch this he throws one kitten Hercules is like this catches catches catches the kitten and I'm like he just killed a kitten no Hercules didn't use the teeth soft his mouth was like Jerry Rice's hands you know I'm saying he just soft caught the kitten put it down he was ready for another he's like come on dad do it so I think I stayed there like two days or something because you were just moving out we had a spare bedroom one of the guys thought he was like a fucking entrepreneur that's when the word entrepreneur came out and he's like I don't want a day job I want

to get an entrepreneur so he would wake up every morning and go to fucking talk to those people toast masters and he come back because I was leaving to go to work he'd be coming back and I was selling cars at a place called Hollister Dodge Hollister Dodge Chrysler Plymouth Chrysler Plymouth so before George comes out I asked them can George get a job as a lot man they go to see have a license I said yes so we get him a job as a lot man we're there at that South Boulder apartment maybe two weeks right we got a great house in South Boulder was 450 a week two bedrooms 450 a month a month I mean sorry before the fucking the the job we stayed at that house for maybe two weeks at the other house with those people it wasn't long it wasn't long I had a little

fair with the red headed chick yeah I like that I had big red tits there was one couple there was a couple the chick was hot with a boyfriend they were like they didn't leave each other towards the garage you banged all one night you banged all one night she slipped out of his room towards the garage and then there was a chubby red chick that I loved to death I used to buy away from her but when she would kick we'd get coked out she would want to suck dick and the boyfriend would pass out so I'd bring her over to my room and we'd swap spit and so family owned the printing shop she was rich because they owned the printing shop I still remember that but but that was a wild apartment we had I remember the first party we had there I ate a bunch of

codeines right I just I just woke up really sick like I realized that day I couldn't take codeines or pills of that nature I never took another fucking codeine pill again but that was that was a weird we lived with four people you stayed in the one guy's bedroom while he was gone you know I'm working at this car place I gotta say I'm 25 years old I don't have any direction George comes out he's got no fucking direction the only thing we had between us was love we had nothing else and all sudden we start booming a little bit George I started working at at that uh the western cafe the western tavern you started working at the western tavern yeah Pearl Street as a dishwasher or something but

full time you worked on a lot and you would get around town because you would steal cars from a lot and take the license plates and you borrow the cars you would I was in charge of all these are my job I was in charge of shuttling the cars around different spot to spot and gassing them all up and now again I'm from Jersey Joey Joey was telling you about you know pumping gas Colorado you got to pump your own gas well for the first month of that job I didn't because I never did so they get a bill they call me in after the first month of working there say what the hell is going on I don't even talk about it because you know our monthly gas budget you know your own 25 percent over what we normally pay I'm like yeah that's odd they like you do know you're

supposed to pump your own gas right I'm like uh no so they're fucking already I'm on the radar and it would have fired me right there if it wasn't for you because they loved you are you were going to the full service oh yeah you're on the full service and then I taught you that what you do is when people give you a receipt for gas like they'll go Lisa at George's here to drive a car the test drive a car I would go Lee here's a $10 gas receipt you ain't putting that 10 in the fucking car you're gonna save that you're gonna drive that car on E right you're gonna go to the back and have service give you another gas slip and then now you save up on gas slips so George was we were saving up on gas slips that was going into our car the gas station guy you could

say put put 15 but give me a you know receipt 20 25 yeah and they would do it and they would do it so it was a complete different world we're making money on the lot then George figured out you could rent cars to people from the lot and fucking use the dealer plates no this this is you can't I had to work I had to work one time on New Year's Eve at the at the at the uh west west side cabin and uh it was far we lived in south bold so it was like four or five miles and it was snowing so I went into the office I'm like listen can I borrow a car tonight I said I got to work and you know I'm not drinking or anything and that the manager that was my manager George Roberto girl's name you had a girl's name I don't know the girl's name I remember we had Roberto

like Lynn like a guy named Lynn or something Darrell Darrell was the crazy Vietnam vet yeah oh Darrell Jones Darrell Jones the crazy Vietnam vet same way they give me like an old Mazda pickup truck to take for the day they give me the plate they're like just bring this back when you come back so what happened was I'm like well if I stay late at work and everybody leaves I got all the keys I can take whatever car I want home and then just get it back and park it in the back in a lot so what happened was I the owner uh the manager said to me after I took a car home he called me up he goes listen I'm gonna pick you up because I want you to do something with me and I'm like oh shit so I had to take the truck that I brought home and hide it around the corner

then this guy drove me to work so now I got a truck at the house you know they got 48 I don't know what I got 200 cars there what's the odds that I'm trying to sell that fucking blue truck brand new Ram truck well guess what somebody wanted to buy that brand new truck and they couldn't find it that happened a lot oh my god that happened a fucking lot but we had and then what happened was you worked at the Dodge store I worked at the Chrysler store the owners are in there watching you so it was kind of weird but even then the Chrysler store we were running amuck there was four salesmen and one manager and I left I left Subaru for peace of mind I was at Subaru and I was at Douglas Toyota and I had been at all these car dealers where

it's stressful it's like you're not you're not stopping you're gonna make money at the end of the month you're gonna make eight or nine grand in 1988 that was a lot of money 87 yeah that was a lot of money but you're not gonna but at small dealerships you made three grand and you did what you wanted you got a demo you went to the movies you went to the demo and then we just went on a tab like George and I it started like on in July and we just we had not the dealership intact but we had the whole community intact there was a a mall across the street uh the boulder cable mason no something mason wall and I never had a thing called things remembered a store called things remembered and anytime I needed money I would walk in and ask the girl where where the pens

at the cross all the cross pens the cross pens and she would open the thing for me and walk away and I would steal 10 cross pens walk them across the street and sell the cross pens to the salesmen people were giving me orders I would go from dealership to dealership and people go hey what happened to that silver gross gross cross pen so now I would have you on a list so the next time I went in there I would have to steal a gross pen it was just a horrid horrid existence the manager at the crisis store sold cocaine okay listen to me John Roberto what was his name Joe Roberto something Roberto Jim Jim Roberto was the guy at the crisis store the guy at the dodge store the guy at the crisis store was named was arty pressler great guy already great guy great salesman

big time Jew out of the Bronx six foot six big but he could fucking sell he took me under his wing and I became his protege and he taught me how to fucking sell a car correctly deposit work it I mean he was just a good guy but he sold coke so I went in the morning and I was going on it let's cut a deal let me get a gram of coke on the arm and he'd go already and we would be snorting coke in there at 11 in the morning customers would come on the lot not me and there was you guys you guys you were you you were a I was in a different part I was but at the same time I had the keys to the soda machine keys to the soda machine we had we had the newspaper a bolder camera we had about three of those machines Jimmy so we would open it up get the

challenge 10 bucks a day and quarters there and then when you would unload the soda machine I would unload I had the keys to the soda machine and I called my ATM machine because the guy would leave the dollar bills in there he would take the change out and put it into dollar bills I don't know why till this day so I would have to get there early to eat breakfast I would have to open up my ATM machine take some dollars out and we would eat breakfast at jack in the box up the corner they had something a croissant he had about 10 10 pounds of quarters in that little uh with that little thing the armrest with that little fucking thing oh my god you have no fucking idea Lee we used to have a guy that used to pick up Jord's that got out of

jail for robin banks him and his he was robin banks and he used to pick up George him and his girlfriend would pick George up every day and George would still be fucking late yeah George would still be late like George they're outside waiting on you she was very nice nobody ever thought of fucking her she was very nice what the fuck was her name short sandy hair yeah short sandy very sweet woman and she took care of the bank robber he had just been out of jail he was he was selling cars this place was a cash to carry this place was a cash to carry this my favorite thing about that dale jones he was ready at any moment to just pull out an assault weapon dale jones was still living in vietnam hamburger hill and he would come into a room

he was in hamburger hill he would come into a room and go like this make his hand slam back and forth that meant he was selling the car so he would come into a room get on his hands and knees and slam his hands back and forth and then he go watch me sell a car baby and he would do coke and then and then whatever his name was the manager the good the good uh George guy already couldn't take us uh couldn't take us fucking snorting coke no more so he gave the coke operation to a guy rob dango rob dango now rob rob dango i made it my personal mission to just torture rob dango he thought he was from the city he was he was a great guy he was a blue he was a base player like he was an old cat that got married so why are you torturing now he had kids because there's

more of this story you got to torture certain people god puts certain people in your life for a reason you think jesus just popped up and punches his pilot like you know what i'm saying like you know what i'm saying it happens so my goal with one thing i could say about what was his name again uh the salesman already already a rob rob dango one thing one thing i could say about rob dango is he could sell a fucking jar of hummus to isis he could sell you he was brilliant when he came into work and once he did a blast of coke you were buying he'd be sweating and fucking shaking his head the whole thing so i had a connection with him he liked he didn't like cross pens he liked red the other ones the ones with the arrow uh huh all right he liked those red ones he said

they were his lucky pens there's good luck yeah good luck pens so i would he became like a three month for three months i made him i want you i think he even ended up going to an insane asylum because he would cop an ounce of coke but he wasn't allowed to bring it home because of his wife and kids so he would stash it in the ceiling off above the ceiling off above the ceiling so i would get there at six in the morning the guy from service would go joey what are you doing here sir lego i gotta meet a customer there's no customer i would go in the ceiling take rob's coke out take coke out of every package and put like astrum powder in all the packages and sell it back and put it back in the ceiling like nothing

happened and then i let him come to work i let him do a couple lines of coke i let him grab a customer i wouldn't argue i didn't care if the customer was gonna buy i let rob have him because that was going to turn into an eight hour thing because in the process of rob selling the car i was going to steal his pen his lucky red pen so here he is coked up he has a car he has a guy waiting to fucking sell him a car and he would go up to already press his desk with the worksheet and the pen and fill out the stuff and then in his cocaine mind he would leave the pen on the counter go back into the office and that's when i would come and take the pen okay and now he would come out and go where's my lucky red pen and already would go i don't know what you're talking

about nobody would see it i would hide him in the back now for an hour this kid would not sell that car until he had a lucky red pen he would look under cars in the interior he would look in the demos the poor customers would be waiting and he'd tell them the customers go what are we doing here and he goes i can't sell you the car without my lucky red pen so i'd wait all the way to the end he was gonna get like you know the people gonna lose and then i go rob i got an extra one in the car for you for 20 bucks he'll give it to me right now he'd give me like 10 bucks whatever it was for the pen but i just kept reselling them pens and see every time he had a customer do you ever resell me like all the time it was the pen i just stole from him and i would

just put it in a fake box and take it out of the box in front of him he never knew like i wouldn't have it wouldn't even be sealed i would just put the pen inside the slot and give him the box and he would just crack shit i told this story years ago and he contacted me on facebook and i love who was you i went to therapy for years i like my favorite part about all these stories is you guys opened it up with you know we were pretty good employees you know oh no no and then there was a there was a and then he george worked in partnership with this kid that was half retarded this chris miller or something chris miller was a sales guy chris miller was a sales guy and then that other kid but there was a young kid that was with the glasses he had glasses

that worked on my side but he had a hot girlfriend oh that oh that little fucking dude yes they had a hot girlfriend and just before i left he started he became a coke dealer she worked there and we set him up we set him up completely like i did a fucking something out of a movie like i sold the car but the car had to get picked up in tucson arizona yeah yeah he had to go get the car so he had to leave the keys to his house in the thing so i went into his house smoothly took the coke closed the door like nothing happened he came back two days later that was like the beginning of the end at christ that was it like that was that caused too much pain people were crying i had that there was another kid that was a nice white kid that was that was scott miller

no there was scott miller but there was another very nice white guy that was losing his hair really that's the deal with the glasses he didn't do drugs he was in the decoders and i don't know oh wait he needed who was the one dude that the that was from his brother was a pilot right after the fire is out from the decoders from the decoders brother died while we were there and we used to couldn't buy you couldn't get weed in the decoders so he would send these indians down to me on saturday to buy weed from the decoders so they i couldn't make much profit off the price why because i would only get the weed for like eight and i could only get a thousand out of them i don't know i'm just making up numbers that i wasn't making a big profit margin yeah so the only way i could

make a big profit margin on them is if i took out half the weed and took a spray bottle and i would spray the weed until it was a little bit before drenched and then i would wait i would put it all back and i would keep an ounce seal it and when they would come they'd wait and they go it's 12 ounces by the time they got back to north dakota it was nine ounces because the waterway would drop and i would take an ounce i mean just what was going on at this time was just georgias on his own tear i was on my own oh shit i forgot all about that story when i was fucking selling weed to the indians that poor kid they would come down for like a pound of weed and i would take two ounces out and get a mist fine mist bottle and i would break it into two bags so it'd be like eight ounces and

two bags to make 16 ounces and i would spray them with water the buds and i would get it so it was perfect like if they got there later i would have to respray it because it would fucking dehydrate or whatever the fuck there you go out of respect from the indians there you go so you know we're not lying don't worry about it all right so uh it was just really weird how i did that shit you know george lived with me uh obviously before the kidnapping we're gonna go on to that in episode two but this was just i wanted you guys see where my head was at prior you know i was 25 years old i had no control i was i didn't give a fuck i mean when i started hanging out with george i was basically 22 when his family took me in his family took me in guys just side unseen

like he bailed me out of bergen county jail took me to the hotel room i took the duffel bag i had i had a duffel bag in those days and i went to his house and they treated me like family like i had known them for 20 years i mean how many people does that happen to and they were spanish and i had been away from spanish people for years so for me just to get back in that circle with them it was so special like they brought me back to reality i was clean off coke i had gotten clean that uh january of 85 and i stayed with george till july of 85 yes uh i worked and i robbed and i did everything but i was sober i had a purpose i had uh done a shoulder scam where i had fallen on my shoulder and i did some damage and like friend of mine

talked me into suing them and i sued them so when they gave me partial payment and then another partial payment uh like i told you guys i've never been the type of guy that you have to look at you never have to tell me when to leave i know when it's time to leave always have that gift that you know when it's time to exit that you don't get exited and uh it was just time to leave and i love george i had a place in this family i could have stayed there forever i had i really feel bad and guilty at times because i probably had four or three sets of people that were really really looking to get a hold of me then and do some nasty shit to me and i in a way put them in danger but the people that were looking for me didn't know how to maneuver their way out of

north bergen they will you know it's like when people leave them all the mafia money the mafia doesn't go to fucking virginia to get you they just play the odds they know that you're gonna come back for something and they'll get you when you come back i stayed clear in north bergen i didn't step foot in north bergen not even to let them know i was in the area they all thought i was in fucking southern new jersey i would i would write letters and take rides out to fucking southern new jersey and write letters to my friends so they thought i was staying down the shore meanwhile i was in their fucking backyard so always remember if you're gonna hide from somebody hide right back in their backyard they won't even know you're there i'm happy you mother fuckers

listen today i told you i'm putting my friends on that could tell you every fucking story i'm not here to verify stories i just want you guys to know what i was exposed to and how lucky i am how many people would open up their homes to a 22 year old fucking loser who's just getting out of bergen county jail comedy was not even on my radar back then if you notice there was no talk of us even discussing comedy on our radar it was straight up fucking being a savage so i hope you got something out of the monday morning podcast what's up leah if you don't answer this i'll just cut it out but you've mentioned before how like when you were younger you because of the godfather you wanted a brother and then all these people did all this stuff for

you and you're very open with your house i'm not saying you're not but has any part of you ever thought about doing something like people did for you like if mercy and a friend who needed to come over like have you thought about that when mercy before mercy was born if you remember that was our office yeah that was our two bedroom i got the bedroom because i thought at my time that my niece was gonna come to college out here so i got that bedroom for a niece it just so happened that i knocked my fucking wife up okay and it became a bedroom for my daughter but in reality yes i always think that someday before i died my daughter's gonna come home with a friend or somebody who's not in a good position you know in a couple weeks i'm gonna have a

different julio regigas on here who he spoke about julio was my friend in the fifth grade i lived with julio's family pretty much in the fifth grade even though i had a mother and a dad and i had a house because my house was haunted so i just would go to the house at night and stay there and nobody said a word you know when i lived when the runnies took me in you know when the benders took me in they took me in there was no paperwork to file there was a kid who needed a place and they opened their home home to me when that my mother's wake your villos came up to me and asked me do you want to live with us you know i've just always been that lucky that god took away my family but replaced it with a family you know july 1st this year i'm on my 20th anniversary with my

wife wow and yeah they were and i was just laughing about the last 10 years like what's happened the last 10 years a kid a podcast a cd touring you know this is really the first time we've had a chance to talk in the last 10 years you know since we got married on the 9th or the 10th or something so the second 10 years is a lot different than the first yes it is and it's just really interesting how we're stronger now like this happened at a time when a family would get weak the 20 year mark it's making me and my wife stronger than we've ever been and it's creeping over into my daughter my daughter's starting to see this so it's just like i told you people in the beginning of this horrible horrible horrible pandemic i knew it was going to be bad but i

don't know it was going to be this bad and i didn't know that people were going to be dying in florida and you weren't going to be allowed to go say goodbye to your loved ones and and and all this shit but i also called something from the beginning of this podcast and from the beginning of this pandemic that there was going to be a silver lining to it yeah you're probably going to lose your fucking job but because of that you and your girlfriend are becoming become tighter you and your brother become become tighter or you and your mother begin to come tighter or because of the pandemic you realize that you learn how to draw and you're going to decide on drawing instead of going back to your fucking office job there's going to be silver linings for everybody in all

this and i hope you all get that from this i know you're all living in in the in in time right now and you're like going joey how can you say this i haven't gotten a rent check in three weeks i haven't gotten my stimulus check i haven't gotten this but you got your fucking health and you got your mind and you got your soul and you got your fucking heart so that's a lot more and a lot of the fucking people got so before you start worrying about what you don't have let's worry about what you do have and what you could do with it and uh that's it and that's that it's a fucking monday on the fucking church cock suckers and i hope you enjoyed it i hope you got some laughs out of it like i say this podcast is stories sometimes it turns into something serious in the next couple

weeks there might be a couple tears shed because we're going to dig into some fucking topics from my youth but whatever it is we're always here for you we know you're going through a good time before we end remember this weekend not even this weekend fucking Wednesday you got UFC fights direct from Jacksonville and saturday you got more fucking fights so don't come to me and say you're not going to fucking cry and i'm going to talk to my bookie because we're going to start a whole new betting system here we're going to bet how many people got corona last night they started with three you had jacaray you had fucking the two coaches somebody went home with corona last night out of those people there was no social distancing i saw a lot of

people taking their mask off so i'm going for six if anybody put the bed in we'll complete it let's talk to my bookie how many people get coronas at these UFC fights all right that's the better the fucking day anybody could pick a fight what are you fucking retarded pick to see the silent killer how many people gonna get corona these UFC fights that's the whole new thing i'm starting a new webpage no bet and i don't give a fuck who went between the rams and the charges how many people will get corona at that game what do you think the overunder is last night was six that's six okay six and you started with three so anyway back to my bookie the UFC is back and all the action is happening at my bookie dot a g i know you watched fights last night but there's fights

third wednesday the 13th and it's my man anthony smith against uh tokshara the fucking crazy guy and then saturday you got ovareme against harris now listen you can be the house that everybody will be watching and that my bookie has got the goods whether you want to bet on the over the under the submission or knockout they got everything even a fucking ham sandwich and now they're gonna add how many people gonna get corona at each one of these events they also got mba2k nfl games on madden fi f a soccer and nc double a brackets and they got lines on soccer from all over the world belarus tyron nicaragua tyron what the fuck tywan what the fuck is wrong with me tywan joey nicaragua and to jackaston and if you live somewhere where there's urban people

there's always a good soccer game on some dead end street in your name but you know i'm saying let's dream mexicans that they don't give a fuck about corona and they ain't wearing no mask either you can bet on them too that's a joke anyway they got a full casino with human dealers and you're playing against real people so do me a favor cut the shit head over to my bookie dot ag slash joey my bookie dot ag slash joey and make some bets right now they're gonna give you 50 percent of your initial deposit and bonus funds you're like joey what does that mean that means if you deposit 500 they're gonna give you 250 just like that more money in your pocket to play with and more opportunity to win we're talking about winning here nobody's talking about losing we're talking

about making you some fucking money with your unemployment you're gonna invest your unemployment money and make a little fucking bakarushi okay who's better than uncle joey you bet you win you get paid but it all starts at my bookie dot ag slash joey who's better than you nobody right now every fucking time i take an edible i get covid so what i do now is i take fucking cbd and the pain goes away whatever body aches and pains i have that's how i know i don't have covid and you know what cbd i use cbd line why because uh they pay me to talk to them no as a matter of fact i found cbd line and reached out to them because i couldn't believe what their products did whether it's the the gummy bears the tincture i live off last night i was getting a little bit of anxiety

last night during the fights and i said maybe it's a little too early for fucking cbd boom i blasted i was good for the fights i leave you see your two little flies they're back there's no flies here that means you need a shower they're right there right there right there they've been laying on my flies when they're near me while they're coming for you they just they're giving you a breather they they're they're they're social distancing flies they know my control and they're looking at you so do me a favor if you're looking for good cbdo don't get out of fucking gas station don't get at some seven eleven and don't get at some swami from salami go to cbdline.com right now look at their webpage look at the professionalism read their third

party lab results before you invest in some fucking muckery go to cbdline.com right now gummy bears tinctures uh balls to put in your bathtub which are fucking fantastic if i got nothing to do i put because i could put my head my feet up high in my head in my heart and the swelling goes down if i walk a lot some days some days i go on a fucking walking spring i forget i'm 57 and i'm a fat fuck i mean listen i love everything they got the cream when i get out of the shower i rub it on my thighs i'll show you my legs right now they're nice and smooth no more alligator dead skin i rub it on my balls i rub it on my face listen when it comes to cbd cbdline is the way to go don't make me tell you that again okay i want to thank cbdline.com

slash church and get 20 off delivered right to your house they do not fuck around the tinctures the shatter the vapor they don't use the acetin they don't use that vitamin e the vapor pen is fucking tremendous i live and die with cbdline.com right now they have proved me fucking i mean i take three of those cubes at night if i got a bad knee and i sleep like a fucking baby okay so do what you need to do get away from that bad cbd you're going and go with cbdline.com i want to thank my bookie.ag slash joey and i want to thank cbdbookie.com i also want to thank cbdline.com i also want to thank you mother fuckers for supporting the podcast we got no dates i don't know when i'm going on the road again who gives a fuck everybody's breathing fucking dark smoke are you coming to

michigan that's three months from now who the fuck knows by that time the jabs might bomb them with the Kawasaki disease we might bomb them we don't know what's going on every day there's a new story and you're bothering me when you're supposed to come to El Paso this weekend yeah i'm gonna fly in all the fucking huff and guff the fucking comes to you in El Paso we pushed that to january february like i told you get your money back don't worry about nothing god knows when this is coming back your mother fuckers over there sitting there with your four hundred dollars raging at some machine tickets put some salt and pepper on them can you taste them no then we're good at them send those things back cocksucker anyway it's monday washing

poultry this for you to start the week off on the right leg i hope you enjoyed georgie kowadiski part two is wednesday when we go through the kidnapping and how it affected him and how it affected me and the whole thing i love you guys have a great day stay black kick this mother fucking mule