Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #787 - Gina Brillon

Episode Date: May 18, 2020

Gina Brillon, a comedian and actor who has toured with past guest Gabriel Iglesias, has multiple comedy specials including one for HBO and a new one for Amazon coming soon, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live via Zoom. This podcast is brought to you by: MyBookie.ag -  Use code promo joey to get a 50% match on your first deposit up to $1,000.  Express VPN - Get 3 months free at www.expressvpn.com/church  

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You kidding me or what Monday morning, who's better than you it's a whole new week It's a whole new set of fucking dilemmas, but you wipe your ass with this shit You've been living through this shift through two months already. So fucking enough is enough It's a great weekend. I got to go to a fucking beach with my daughter very nice My wife used to be friends with a fucking other waitress That was a lifeguard at the beach 10 years 20 years ago and she would tell my wife what beaches to go to that nobody goes No, and those are the beaches I go. You know the people at my beach yesterday Eight I was living like Jacqueline on asses. You should have seen me scratching my balls

I even got up and pissed on the beach at one time because it was too cold to go into the water I went to the water. I went to the water glad arthritis. It was fucking freezing in there You know when you put your feet in and also in your ball shrink up. That's exactly what fucking happened You just peed on the sand. You know me. I don't give a fuck Oh, as long as there's a wind and a protector. I put my wife in front of me I took my dick out the right side of my shorts and I squirt a little bit to like but fuck it It's good for the skin from time to time. You gotta be on people Do you least draw something in the sand?

Yeah, I sit there and draw penguin, you know, but what the fuck I just pee I don't give a fuck you got shit to do with people to see It's a great week. I'm smoking some C33 from fucking Auburn trees, that's how I do it. You know me. I'm an urban trees because they take care of me No fucking two ways about it. Crowd therapy starts up Tuesday shit starting to open up people You know, I know Texas you people selling shit. You're drinking you're smoking, but you're also going to the hospital You got to fucking whatever. So you have to pick your fucking maker. You want to go on snorkeling or you want COVID 19?

You know, it's up to you me. I play it safe Texas a big state a lot of people a lot of people got the bars, you know more people got the dinner in Houston, Texas Than anywhere else in the country Wow, so And what's the number fattest fucking county in the City in the country. He's right and what's number two Dallas? So, you know, you can't control fat fucking people, you know, they're in there They're in Dallas in Houston COVID themselves at that

They're gonna be more talk truck drivers picking up bodies in the next fucking three weeks That our minions and they go out of business down there the 600 pound man He's going down that shows getting canceled because all those guys gonna go out. They're gonna sneak out at night They got a cheeseburger Wendy's and just kill the fuck over. I think Wendy's is out of cheeseburger. No, they got they got back I made the call. They made the call. They made the call. They got that fucking. They got that leftover Katrina cows from fucking They were just sitting there freezing Yeah, people eating Katrina you go to Wendy's all of a sudden you got a sudden urge to draw a sign, you know, I'm saying

I during this whole thing have not been involved in any uh Stupidity on Netflix or whatever I think I walked watch the half a special and I watched a couple of old things. I've been watching a lot of youtube But the one thing I have watched it's people have made conversations about and It's been weird to watch It's the last dance of Michael Jordan. I've watched all 10 episodes And I got to tell you something first of all, I was a fan of his since he won me money his freshman year in college

Once you win me money when you're a freshman you got me, you know I'm saying it's like the idiots that were Adam Sandler fans in college Now they're still like 30% of stuff. He retained me. Yeah, he always retained me as a fan I can't sit here and tell you I made money with him on the bulls when he was playing for the bulls I was snorting bulls. I'm saying I was snorting coke rocks and shit. I wasn't But I was paying attention. I was watching the games And everything I heard on there nothing really surprised me like The way people would react on monday mornings where he would be trending

I would read them and nothing would really you know, as they had Thomas is always a little fucking cunt He got smacked like eight times in the fucking league, you know And magic he go up to magic and kiss magic before the game magic was a great player With the hiv but magic had one fucking bump. Okay at any time you were eating magic's ass. He got magically hurt You know I'm saying like whenever you were like taking them to the hoop and beating them up a little bit You would always get hurt and even make a face You know that black and pain face like Like, you know, it's too hot out here. I'm a slave that type of face like fucking

You know, I need this shit in my life. I gotta feel bad now I gotta think I ate Lincoln while i'm watching the fucking game now So, you know people raised their hands and talked shit But I gotta tell you something man I understand it, you know to do the things Michael Jordan did For anybody would be that successful in any aspect of life There's gonna be certain people that are not gonna like how you your system operandi Because it goes exactly

Exactly as different as everybody else's, you know when you think it's important to be With your girlfriend he thinks it's important to be at the gym taking jump shots at 11 30 at night And when it's time to play it's time to play, you know, a lot of people were Fucking concerned they were like you wouldn't let Horace Grant eat on the plane Lee how many times I tell you you ate that did you earn it? Gotta justify your existence in my motherfucking world You know, you know bill burrs The uh, the Joe Rogan's the uh

The the cat Williams you see this persona to them But when it comes to work Challenge them on their comedy and watch their real colors come out They're not gonna see they're not gonna be the person you see on that podcast and it's the same thing with me I'm a happy go lucky guy when it comes to work I don't give a fuck if your mother died You know on Michael Jordan's father's day He won a championship, you know when he was sick when he ate the fucking pizza

Late at night and three in the morning and he had 110 feet when he couldn't fucking play He ended up scoring 38 games You know, uh, the quarterback the white guy that was in the picture of his dick His father died he threw five touchdowns in one game you know you To be that type of person to come through constantly Like that it takes a you think right now. I miss stand-up. I'd love to sit here and tell you that, you know I'm gonna move to fucking uh, brazil because they're doing open mics. I don't give a fuck. I've done 29 fucking years of stand-up

Right now. I'm taking a breather. I'm taking stuff in I'm looking stuff in I'm looking around you know I know I are hard. I worked those 29 years You have no idea and sacrifice sacrifice You know, I didn't do most things people did I didn't because I didn't first of all between you and I didn't want to And number two if your thing was on a saturday this comedy on saturday And guess what if your thing was on a monday? I got comedy on monday too. I was not a very nice person When it came to I love comics. Well, like hey Lee's doing a showcase

At the impromptu night you should come in support. Fuck Lee Lee's got to support himself. Lee's got to get his audience down there You know me going down ain't gonna do dickfully and I do dickfully, you know I'm way very much against that and Lee will tell you that I'm I'm a nice guy. I'm generous. I got a great heart when it comes to getting down I get down. I don't give a fuck You know, you got to get up. You got to get up 8 30 8 15 7 30 You got to get up when we first started this podcast. We started at six

Because I read an expert and an excerpt that fucking What's his name used to start his radio early to get to you before anybody else did do we started six? A lot of nights I went to bed at two got up at 4 45 This poor bastard wouldn't sleep the night and get up there But I had something to say and I wanted to fucking say and I wanted to say that six in the fucking morning Well, let me smoke this joint piece for a minute here. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to get my head together But people didn't agree with a half of his tactics and shit. Hey, man I'll tell you I lost friends because of comedy. I've lost more friends that I've made because of comedy

Every year that I get something else I lose a friend And then there's times I'm stuck with somebody And I see that they're stuck and then I'll lose them. I get rid of them I get rid of them. There's a particular agent I stopped talking to my career blew up Because I stopped listening to You know, you have to take matters into your own hands and the type

There's so much rodent can teach you so much bill burkin teacher ceo myself There's so much All these people could teach you But you have to take control when michael jordan had his back against the wall You know what he didn't give a fuck about pippin or anything else You know, he said something I think an episode four an episode two when he was a rookie he goes Who who who's fucking hands do you want the ball on with fives like seconds left bill cart, right?

or me you know It's an egotistical way to think if you look at it that way But he's playing for a team. He's thinking about the fucking team. So it was very interesting to watch. I don't know if you're into sports I don't know if you're into michael jordan. I don't know what the fuck you're into But no matter what you're into you got to watch a guy like this And why he won five championships and why he won seven mvps and defensive player awards There's a reason it wasn't because he came out of his mom's snatch

With a fucking basketball It was because he worked at it. He believed at it and he committed everything he had to it. He didn't give a fuck He didn't give a fuck. He didn't give a fuck about your feelings while he was winning He's dead to do one thing And that's when I don't know about none. I know about no after party. I don't know about selling shirts afterward I don't know about a smoke fest that you're I don't know nothing All I know about these two shows I got to do an eight and a ten o'clock and how I got to kill these two fucking shows

And what do I have to do not to kill in these two shows? I got to avoid these things. I can't eat in between shows I don't want no fucking fucked up language in the green room in between shows people talking about Oh Some little girl that was six got raped now. I really want to go out and do comedy not really You know what I'm saying? Not really so This all goes through it. There's a mental toughness To be Michael Jordan. You just don't play basketball every day

You have to play through fucking pain and and to be a Michael Jordan in any field whether you're an editor A plumber a fucking A banker wherever the fuck you are you want to be ceo? That's how you become ceo. This guy's working 12 hours. You got to work 13 and a half It was yeah, I mean I was too young I was about eight when he was finishing up that that run But it was very it was interesting to watch for a lot of reasons. I uh

A lot of me wants to be like I wish I had more of that in me, but I also know Everybody's gotta listen everybody's got it in Everybody has got it in them From the ages of one to 17 I was completely opposite than when I was today I was I had a completely different mindset of what the world was And I had a completely different attitude

That first the 18 months after my mother died leading up to the fifth year, which I just spoke about on the sickler podcast about 1984 Taught me one thing It's not Lee's fault that I'm not doing this. Oh fucking Steve Simone said he was gonna get me a job with the union laborers. That's why it was always everybody else's fault Your life is gonna move forward when you take control of your life If you can't do one fucking simple thing you're supposed to do every day

How are you gonna be an editor? I don't mind you lot. What do you have a picture of a maserati on your wall? Like one day i'm gonna drive a maserati How are you gonna get to that maserati? What things are you gonna do? Last I checked you can't even wake up at nine the fucking morning Last I checked I called you three times last week and you were still asleep at 10 30. How the fuck are you gonna get a maserati? People drive a maserati. I'm sleeping at 10 30 in the morning. I'll tell you that much. You know why? Because they want two maseratis

So when you look at people like michael jordan Your life has to be a certain way whether you like it or not if you you know one of our dear friends left Last week and he called me. I think I told you guys he called. He was crying. I was crying And he goes he's really embarrassed and I go you gave it 22 years in this town You came on the show time show. You were regular at the store I feel bad for the guy in fucking Nebraska That was just as funny as you and he's got a laborer's job today And he works part-time at cookies lounges at doorman

Because he was too scared because he was discouraged because somebody talked him out of being a comic Because somebody told him he wasn't funny enough For every fucking one rick that had to go back after 22 years because look at the situation. We're living him right now Obviously, there's nothing fucking going on So I feel bad for the people who don't live out their dreams. You come out of you. You give it a fucking real shot I see you out every night fighting. I'm not talking about drinking and I'm here. Uh, what's the word? Network networking. I'm talking about you just did three spots. I see the name on flies I see you got an open mic and willow hills on monday night that pays nothing

You do it on the way home at 10 o'clock on tuesdays. I know you're on to something And then if I see that nothing happens for you the first year And then the second year you come out more tenaciously and nothing's coming out for you But you got a manager out of the deal You did something you accomplished something Yeah, but joey, it took me 18 months. Listen There's people telling you that they're gonna move to L.A. You you get those people Oh in 24 months. I'm gonna move to L.A. Be a star

really What's gonna be different in 24 months than today? Well, I'm gonna get a job and put away money I got here with 160 in my pocket Living in rv and stanhope gave me another hundred that he owed me from new year's eve Opening for him at some fucking comedy club in seattle So I don't know what you people are talking about anymore. We're going through hard times right now. This gives you a second chance This isn't a fucking plague or a pandemic

I want you to look at this is a second chance For you guys to do what the fuck you really want wanted to You got thrown off track Now you can use this as an excuse That didn't work because fucking but now This is when you come back you come back even stronger You saw what you went through you saw that you didn't get your unemployment when you were supposed to get it You're still waiting for your stimulus check. You get your check yet. Not yet now

These are all the things you fucking learn about so You're gonna come back a lot stronger than this. I know you're sitting there right now feeling it same Look at fucking joey talking about Michael Jordan I'm telling you this to get to tell you that all he is Could be Michael Jordan's We all have it in this You have to become tenacious and you have to become ruthless And you have to love what you do and you have to fucking dream shit it

When you're wiping your ass you gotta think about it. The other thing I like about Michael Jordan is anybody who fucked with him At any level at all He fucked them up He fucked them up And he fucked them up mentally that they couldn't move against him again He fucked them up mentally. He went after him mentally That he would tell you the night before like he'd tell you when you walked in whatever You know this was this it wasn't and it wasn't even like

McGregor style trash talking It was talking from the heart what he was going to do to you And then he'd prove it the next fucking night So I said to you again You could sit there and watch Michael Jordan say he was this he was that No, he was a word called tenacious And when you realize that this world is fucking cold And it don't give you dick

You got to become tenacious and maybe at 21 Or maybe at 44 I knew this world wasn't giving you dick at the age of 25 In 1984 I learned the hard way that The world don't know you dick. So if you're sitting there waiting for somebody to get yeah, my cousin's friend's gonna get me a job But kind of this Sure, he is And if you play this fucking if you suck my balls, it'll smell like jingle bells

You know, nothing's gonna happen. If you don't grab control of it and make it happen cock suckers Ain't nothing gonna happen It's monday fucking morning. We're here. We're queer and we don't give two freshmen fuck. You know what I'm saying? If it ain't one thing, it's the other We've all been down through this, you know, we have five good days and two bad days I'm with you. I'm watching all these Okay, you know fucking Hubster I'm watching all you motherfuckers. We all have five good days and two bad days

And the two bad days we have it because we live in our heads get out of your heads Who gives a fuck what have happened 20 years ago? You can't change it now This joint is tremendous. I'm loving fucking smoking this we got a great interview today with you This girl is uh, she opened up for fluffy On like 50 fucking tour dates She's got a special coming out or it came out. I forget the name of it uh I saw a set of hers and I fell in love with her

And then somebody contacted me and said she wanted to come on the podcast to promote the special Can you find out what the name of a special is when it comes out? I want to give it justice This poor girl is a fucking sweetheart and a half. I'm just too stoned to remember shit And I can't read my handwriting I Believe it's called the floor is lava. Okay. Let me just check But she's a sweet girl and I'm sorry they're fucking

You know zoom podcast But that's the fucking new thing, you know, I'm not crazy about him either Now I opened up myself to zoom everybody wants to fucking zoom. I can't stand it But if it entertains you people and it gets the story across You know, I'm here to do whatever the fuck I got to do For you cocksuckers. Yeah, she has one of the HBO latino, right? Already, but then the amazon prime video one is called the floor is lava and when does it come out? It says soon coming soon. All right, so do me a favor sit back

Enjoy jena and we'll see you in a couple minutes. Kick this fucking meal, lee Where's the edibles at? Oh shit The church what's happening? I would love to welcome My little Puerto Rican princess out of fucking the boogie down Gina brion. What's happening beautiful? I'm good. How you doing? You know trying to put the pieces together out here with these fucking white people with no mask on Breathing that fucking

Wooham breath on you. You got to worry. But hey life is beautiful. You got a little baby girl coming God bless you and your family I got a little baby boy coming. I was hoping for a baby girl. I'm not gonna lie to you No, you got God punishes, you know I'm saying they always give you the opposite So they know exactly what you fucking feel You know, we're just getting ready to leave and She's has a break between 10 30 and 11 at school

So she runs into your office and sits on my lap Regardless if I'm on the phone with Obama Regardless if I'm fucking, you know, you don't give a fuck Who is In detail with me who I'm on the phone with She just sits there And right about what I'm ready to say mercy. What the fuck I look at her and I think of my mother And I think of what I put my mother through like my mother would be on the phone

I'd be banging bongos and shit to get her attention Lighten her toes on fire, you know Oh, yeah, everything to get attention anything to get attention. How long you've been doing comedy for? I started when I was 17. So About 22 23 years now. No shit. Where'd you start at? I started Doing a lot of the little rooms in the Bronx. I started on the latino circuit in new york So with a lot of guys like angelo lazata

Arnold asavado Mike Robles like a lot of those guys from the new york scene like I would see them a lot Um doing the little like we did the latino chitlin circuit We did all the little latin rooms in the Bronx. We did side street We did every little room I could do every bar restaurant that would let me in even though I was underage. They didn't care They said they were just like just don't go by the bar. Just get on stage and You could do five minutes and now you got a special coming, right? Yeah, I got a special coming out on amazon soon. I'm one on hbo now

Uh And my very first special that I ever did which was produced actually by um A good friend of both of ours. Mr. Gabriel Iglesias the first special I could did was Right, that's right because he spoke to me about you when he was on the podcast a couple months ago Gabe is a good kid. Gabe is a blessing to the Community he's one of the very few I got a a call the other day from a comic

That whole school over there is very down to earth I got a call from a comic that joe coy called him out of the blue and said Send me the bills you got for the month. I want to pay him, you know Those guys do things like that that you know, we all do in certain different aspects We all have good hearts in certain different aspects, you know But he's been one of those guys for me and I'm so thankful one thing he told me was you know after you know Doing something like so kind for me. I was like I can never pay you back for this He was like you can pay me back by doing this for somebody when you get the chance

And it just blows my mind the kindness that's words to live by Gabriel knows that part of comedy after a certain level is 50 percent stage And 50 percent how you act Towards young comics and how you compose yourself like I realized this last time when I went to the store After not going there for seven years. I was a different person So I had to act a different way

As stupid as it sounds, you know I have to set an example in the way. I set a bad example right off the bat Like getting into a fist fight up there, but that's just to let motherfuckers know I'm back You got you got to you got to light somebody up No, sometimes you just gotta let motherfuckers know and that's exactly what did the comedy store Do I regret it? Yes, because I'm supposed to act a certain way Being my age and how long I've been doing comedy and stuff

And that's also part of it is encouraging comics Encouraging comics the same way I had Brilliant comics encourage me, you know In and they were honest with me Which I don't you know, I don't like smoke being blown up my ass No, nothing feels worse When you have a bad set And they tell you you had a good set and you're like, man, I don't even want you around me no more

Yeah, you know when you didn't have a good set like you don't got to tell me I just ate it up there I already know I asked the comic in the beginning of my career. I was working with this guy jim mandrinos And I was uh opening for him and I asked him and it was I wanted an honest answer and I got it. I said, do you think I'm a good comic? And he went no But you will be And it was the most honest anybody in the business had ever been with me and I didn't take it personal

I knew what he was talking about. I didn't have enough experience I should I knew to stay in my lane early on like stay in my lane. I needed to learn the lessons I think a lot of the comics you meet now some of them are in such a rush To get to that next level when they don't even know what it entails Well, they don't know what it takes. It's better to want than to have Yeah, when you're a second year comic, you can't wait to do this this and this and this And not only is comics, but only as human even as human beings We do things. I always talk about that tape with jamie fox

Destroy Doug Williams. Okay That's something that I like Doug. I think Doug's a great kid Doug put me on his show But if you look at that night Doug didn't belong there And since I got here day one, I used to always have a saying Don't go where you don't belong If you're not doing a spot there don't go there Yeah, but you have to What's the word they say what's the word they say you have to you have to network

You network on stage if you kill on stage the word gets out Networking don't do nothing. You're just mingling with another bunch of losers that ain't doing nothing. They're just talking So That's the the good thing To have around comedy is to a put yourself around people who you respect And they watch your back

But the second thing is what you said Staying in your lane when you don't stay in your lane That's when catastrophe has happened and they set you back three lanes Young comics don't understand that that no, you know, and I listen I I still remember doing a weekend as a feature And trying to showcase at charlotte as a headliner And waiting all day, but I didn't remember that charlotte on sundays was a black knight So here I was showcasing in a black knight

You know, these are mistakes you make along the way. I remember bombing so hard. I went right from the club in charlotte Right to the airport and I never even thought is charlotte again, you know Nothing those bombs teach you something though I headlined way too early in my career in jersey and I thought You know, you get cocky because people book you as a headliner way before you're Bob Gonzo It was in jersey, I can't remember where it was Bob Gonzo always runs jersey. Good man Most likely because I was booked with a co-headliner and this guy had a following and he had a frat boy following So they made him go first and I had to follow him

And he's murdering. He's destroying And I get up on stage and they could have cared less. I ate it up there for 30 minutes And I had someone come to tape it. I had I was so excited I was like, I never want to how embarrassing when you tape something And you pay the person and they look at you on the face because they're nice people and they go What do you want me to do with this tape and you're like I would like for you to shovel up your fucking ass like you want to tell them Like we burn it. We could save a tidbit from it. No, you can't there's nothing to say. It's garbage

There's nothing to say. I ate it. There was nothing just pure silence. Nothing. Where were you raised? I was raising the south Bronx. I was raised in the near the sound view area of the south Bronx Like all the way down by the water if you're from the Bronx and you know Class in point Harding Park area like all the way down there. I'm glad I came from that area I think like coming from an area like that like it teaches you a lot of street smarts that helped me in stand-up Just being more aware of who to be around and who to avoid By reading people. I think like people that grew up like maybe hood people You learn how to read people so you know when okay this situation. I need to I need to walk out of this situation

It's weird because I spent my Like four to six in the Bronx. My mom had a A numbers operation, but it was a dry cleaners And the bank was upstairs and I remember was Tremont Avenue quality cleaners And the train was real close by I could run to the corner

And on the corner there was an italian pizza place That to me at that age was like disneyland You know I lived on 88th street. This was the Bronx. You know, yeah, yeah, and they used to make uh like ice cream sherbet with sprite And mix it up and give it to you. I mean the Bronx is just the Bronx

It is and I could be I could be you want the high school there Went to high school, uh, right at Lehman right on on tree now. Where's the wick clinton? Yeah The wick clinton I want to say I want to say it's in the hundreds like in the Bronx, but it's in like I want to want to say like maybe Like that was the powerhouse when I was growing up. That's what you talk about the clinton the way clinton was where Butch Lee went that's where if you were a basketball player, you went to the wick clinton

That was a spot. That was a known school. That was a known school for a long time. That was that was uh the gangs I'm 57 Gina so The Bronx in 1968 was run by gangs That movie the warriors That was and my neighborhood was run by the gang called The royal javelins Really they had a little spot. They didn't sling drugs in those days

All they do is fight for turf Yeah, that's it. Who's got balls across the street today? You do You cross in the street to get into a fist fight. That's it. That there was no money. There was no bitches They were just fighting it. I I never understood that there was the Harlem brothers Yeah, my dad used to talk my dad was a world He is a real like even to this day. My dad can't stop running his mouth, but like my dad was a real like Kind of like a little hoodlum kid for a little while

He would fight he was the only Puerto Rican in an irish neighborhood at the time So he would get Yeah, he would get jumped or beat up every day every fight And when you're in an irish neighborhood, you got to fight all three brothers and a fat sister You always got a fat sister You got to end up knocking her out. This is before domestic violence when you were allowed to beat the sister up That bitch would come at you with like a pot. Boom knockout. Yeah down like freckles everywhere Oh

He would fight these people. No, it's it's a it's a grind up there Yeah, you know when Puerto Ricans come in They got a fight for what they get and then they get the respect then Then one day you go. What's that good smell coming out of the third floor? You know like what's that smell up on the third floor? And that changes everything That means that that's shit. They're making a local gondolas Aramario, it's a chicha

She used to make rice with san chicha and I used to freaking love I used to love I used to love it so much that Spanish poor food. That's nice seasoned yellow rice with red peppers And and uh, vienna sausages cut some more That's that's thursday night dinner Before friday's big paycheck friday. We good, but thursday It's rice with fucking chachicha Whether you like it or not, bitch with an egg on top

Protein and shit. They took care of you. This ain't no fucking hibachi. What's the name of that place? I got sued by mcdonald's chipotle and shit like that No, this was like real authentic until this day. My mom's a beast in the kitchen like my mom. Are you still tight with moms? Oh, yeah, I'm tight with my whole family. My mom are so Like we text my mom writes me letters still so she she lives in maryland Okay, i'm still in new york, so she'll write me a letter and mail it to me this beautiful hand written letter Good and it's just the sweetest thing that's the cutest sweetest thing mom somebody wrote me a letter last week that was very Like he said I wanted to try this instead of calling you

Or hitting you on facebook and it hit me weird and I thought about writing them back. Fuck him I sent her a message on facebook. I ain't writing letters. I haven't written a letter since prison I ain't got time for that shit sitting there with a feather I'm gonna write deal whatever The time is going slow. Get the fuck out of here Look at a facebook reply from me like mom, you know my handwriting is trash like I can't Is your dad still with us? Yeah, where's that fucking lunatic

My dad is battling prostate cancer. He's had this battle on for a while. He's doing good health-wise But I mean my dad's a trooper man. He's tough. He's old school like old school people man He has been through some things so where's he lives now They're both in maryland. They're out in pikesville, maryland. Okay, so it's together. They're together and stuff How do they come into your act? What do they think about you doing stand up and the whole thing? They've been supportive since day one. My mom was the first one to get me on stage. She um

So I started I did my first comedy show was at stand up new york During a contest called the funniest person from the Bronx And my mom entered me and my twin sister. I have an identical twin me and my twin sister She entered us both in the contest so that we could both do stand-up comedy And it was so unlike my mom because she's so shy and reserved But she entered us into this contest because she really believed that we had something And my sister didn't stick with it. My sister found her calling. She's a personal trainer. She's great at it But I fell in love with stand-up at like 14 years old. He's your sister looking for a little chubby jew guy with money

You know, she might be Man because she's got dough and we could train him get him down to This little jew He takes he gets a little taste that Puerto Rican love He might not make it back Every time I see him it'll be like those white people in clear water Doing jumping jacks in front of the state building. Did you see those white people? Jumping jacks in front of the state building for them to open up the gym for what you're already doing jumping jacks

How stupid can you be going there with wheelchairs to say I want to protest open up the gym But if you're gonna come here to protest the gym and do jumping jacks, I ain't gonna open the gym You're already doing jumping jacks What the fuck is wrong with people They just want what they want And then open the gym. They're out there doing fucking aerobics And I'll tell you I don't know now is the time of the year to be shooting people like They always shoot the wrong fucking people at the wrong time

A sniper could have picked those dudes off doing that fucking thing one at a time Like that movie with fucking tom cruise jack brachna jack preach now. I don't anyway. Sorry, jenah Uh, I get confused sometimes. It's the marijuana What does that say to you? There's a lot of stupid people out there that could learn a life lesson or two Listen, man, when you uh, when you went to your parents, what kind of what were you doing at 17? I mean at 17 I was I mean, I was in drama and musical theater. They knew I wanted to be a former man All together, but it was really like my mom knew

I was 14 and I watched Brett butler's stand-up special And I immediately like immediately fell in love with stand-up. I was like, I this is what I'm going to do I don't know what it is. I don't know how to do it, but I'ma do it. This is my dream. I just knew Brett butler Oh She was so influential talk the last time I see it was in a weed store. She didn't look too good about Seven years ago. She was in the car. She sent her assistant then

Oh, yeah, really? I know she's doing some acting now. She's on a new show on apple tv But that first the special I saw was brett butler sold out tremendous Tremendous tremendous such a phenomenal special and then after that I had seen like a week after that My mom would let me watch gay loco and she would let me watch Risas and mas risas on like the spanish channel And I would why I saw george lopez

And so both brett butler and george lopez became the two people that initially sparked That thing in me because i'm looking at george and going well. I'm latina. He's latino She's a female like i'm a hybrid mix of both of these two. So Why don't I just try to do this? There's at 17. I feel like you have that teenager confidence of like What's gonna who's gonna tell me I can't? And so I just Became obsessive about comedy and when I was in college the first year I was in college I went to

The comic strip almost every night because it was walking distance from my college My parents deal was you can do comedy But you got to go to college You got to have a plan b just in case And and I was like all right cool. No problem. I will go to college So I went to college, but I was in the comedy clubs every night if I wasn't performing I was watching Did you get your degree? Yeah, I got a degree in english with a minor in psychology. You're the real deal jenna

No, thank you. You're the real fucking deal When did you start seeing? spots of You know and stand up like you get those how long did it take you to start? Yeah Seeing you know, okay This is working. I'll come back tomorrow All right. Yeah, I was doing a room in new york

Regularly called it was gladus's comedy room in the back of hamburger harry. I remember what that is exactly hamburger harry's I used to do that room and gladus was the first person to really give me regular stage time so I would I would go there and I would battle it out with the crowds and I think there was like There was just one night there and it was my first weekend night Where I was just like everything was hitting everything was just hitting and I had found That confidence because a lot of it is also having the confidence to deliver Your material the way it needs to be delivered and like chris rock said it at a party once in stand-up new york

He was he was talking to a bunch of comics and I heard to somebody that was there That he said to them to these young comics If you don't believe in what you're saying nobody else will If you don't have conviction for what you're saying up there and you're not real Nobody's gonna believe you People people just see it a mile away. They see fakeness the audience mouth it Yeah And when you're real with them and they connect with that they take something extra home

You're not just all that guy was funny your man. Joey Diaz was hilarious You know, I don't talk about politics because I don't know about politics I know the dirty side of politics. I don't know how to pay somebody off I know how to get an FDA drug approved You know all this shit But I know I don't know what other people know about politics So I'm involved in my thing, you know, I know a ton about religion spanish religion Catholic religion santeria

I don't talk about it because it makes people uncomfortable I talk about what I talk about on stage because I either lived it did it you know and It makes I I still remember going on stage early on And trying to tackle a subject trying to think I was John Mulaney. This is before John Mulaney was even born I remember I'm 57. So when I when I got into it I was about 28 And I really had nobody to grip on but

Whenever I would try to fake the funk they would smell it The audience is clean keen The audiences I don't know what happens to your senses When you sit down and have a beer I don't know what happens and you it's not a tv setting People listen a little more and they could feel the I could I've seen people do the same joke five nights in a row And it worked three out of the six times they did it

And it's because the three times it worked They actually stood with the microphone And they actually believed in the conviction of the word of what they were saying When they're standing to the side That wouldn't work you got to be in their face in the middle of the ring Saying what you believe in and if you follow the principle principles of bill hicks That's who I follow This is why I believe this

And I'm going to tell you the reasons why and you're going to laugh Because you know it You know it Why the fuck would you go in front of the fucking state capital building? And do jumping jacks to protest opening up a gym. You don't need a gym Why not because you're already doing jumping jacks in front of the fucking building So that's joke writing 101 in my world was how bill hicks would do it, you know I'm such I loved I watched the bill hicks documentary. I'm such a student of comedy

And I feel like a lot of the newer comics Have this I mean, it's not all of them. I never generalized like that But I would meet a lot of comics that are like, oh, who's bill hicks? Oh, who's that? Who's that? And I'd be like you are involved in an industry that you don't even know the history of you have not bothered to go back and see who The legendary comics who are making changes in the world Through comedy you're talking about bill hicks. You're talking about carlin. You're talking about prior You're talking about these people that took their vulnerability of being that real on stage to the masses

And impacted the comedy community if you read carlin's bio he talks about how his Change his metamorphosis into this social commentary comic that he became Happened on screen. He started off doing comedy. He didn't want to do Just because he was on stage and he was able to get tv work quick And you can see that change if you watch all of his specials You can see that change from the goofy carlin You know doing the shows and black and white and everything

To hippie dippy carlin to angry yelling carlin all of those different stages of his life happened Because of how real he was on that stage You watch that change happen you grow as a comic But if you don't bother to learn the history of the business you're in that's like being a musician and being like who's hendrix You know, uh, I love mike kyson Yeah, he's great. You could talk to mike tyson about a fight in cuba That happened in 1938 and he'll know The trainer

How many stitches the guy got afterward? Yeah, you know, I guess when he lived with cuss. That's all he did Was watch fighting and i'm gonna be honest with you since the This has happened Jean I don't want to do comedy right now and I have Zero interest in getting on stage right now. I got a week of brayer The four through the sixth of june

I thought it was gonna happen And I could go down and break my cherry and see how I feel in front of 50 people But i'm I'm not ready to do comedy yet. Like it's not even on my mind I think the last seven years wore me out. You know, like it took a piece of me eight years wore me out To work working at the store putting the pressure on you got to go to the store And be the best you got to go blow that room up I ain't got time to go down there and try new jokes and be fucking artistic

If I go to the stores because i'm gonna beat the fuck out of somebody so I think all that caught up with me and right now I'm outlining my book, you know that i'm gonna do an audio book in july, hopefully I'm homeschooling this child And the only thing i'm doing towards stand-up. Gina. I want to become in love with stand-up again Yeah, so i've been watching all Anything early by centennial nigger Is it something I said I listened to the other night?

Uh, I listened to uh, lennie bruce live from carna g hall again Uh, I was trying to find the best of bet The early one that came out in 95 We had a heavy hitter that was heavy dl That was heavy. So i'm trying to do the things I did in 91 To fall in love with kami like I did again I got a little disenchanted and you'll see you're gonna get special as a kid And then it's the road

You you the world now also isn't It's not that it's not comedy friendly It's that we went through this cancel culture where it was like it became unpleasant to do comedy because it's like We're the people that are supposed to Be able to comment on society. We're the people that are supposed to push the envelope We do that we look at the world we observe and then we show you the ridiculousness of it And with what happened with cancel culture and all these uber sensitive people that were coming into clubs You now inhibit our ability

To speak our truth and to show you guys that mirror that society needs you stopped us from it Because you started writing letters and banning people and cancelling people and granted some people did horrendous things and they had consequences That's on you fine But it became such an issue and I saw so many comics that got into arguments with audience members That you know got their social media accounts cancelled because of something they posted It became impossible for us To cultivate our voices in the way that we need to as comics because you keep putting a stop You keep going you can't say that and they know I can't say it. You just don't like the fact that I said it

And it just made comedy Not as fun to do because every time you get on stage you're rolling your eyes going who's gonna have a problem with that now Who's gonna have if somebody's gonna write a letter about that because I said that you got to mind your p's and q's Which is not the art form that we know and love well in response to that About two years ago. I was going through that Nobody said nothing to me

Yeah, I took it in one of my fucking reefer highs to Start looking at myself and going Again, I bring his name up John Mulaney and I'm like, you know, I I'd rather have a style like John Mulaney's or whatever, you know, and I tried to pull it off and I ate shit And I remember on the flight

sand from Las Vegas Thinking about those three years. I was Mitchie Shaw's host on sundays And what she used to say to me That she wanted the audience to get uncomfortable from time to time. Hold on you froze. I did freeze How about now am I frozen still okay now i'm back like fucking the herpen shit Sorry about that this shit freezes. We were talking about freedom on speech. Yeah, I'm gonna narrow it down to you

For me. I'm 57 years old I've done time. I've been accused of shit Now I got a beautiful family. I sit at the dinner table all three meals And my seven-year-old girl says prayers. I don't even know who's in this body of mine right now But when I go on stage, I really don't give a fuck about your emotions anymore I don't give a fuck about what your beliefs are what you Because when I go on stage, if you know anything about me, I'm a catholic And I go against all my beliefs. I'm a latin man

Which I really go against all my beliefs. If you know The latino machismo world I came from You're not allowed to say half the shit I say So I go against myself 80% of the time I'm not even supposed to talk about this shit I talk about on stage because how I was raised So I don't give a fuck about what's in your fucking mind. That's number one and number two. What are you gonna cancel me? You can't cancel microphones

You know what two or three clubs will get on board because they're whiteness scared Because they read what yelp reward Yelp whatever the fuck they do, but guess what there's another 2000 clubs out there You know, uh, let's talk let's bring it up. You know the situation with louis Louis goes on the stage in new york 20 women get up and complain. You know what half of those 20 women ton of them Nobody would fuck on a fucking daily basis. Anyway Number two and I'm not making a bad point. I'm uh, you know

When he went back on the road he picked cities To tour and he sold them all out nobody was mad The only people were mad the people are not supposed to be mad the people that live in new york And california. These are the people are supposed to be the toughest I grew up in new york where we would we would throw a snowball at you with a rock in it in the head You got stitches, you know i'm saying like in colorado. They just throw a little fag snowballs. Oh my god It was so snow in new york. You get here with a snowball. You got three fucking stitches, you know, and all of a sudden now i'm hearing that They leave when louis ck walks in the room

I was there one night at the cellar when he was there and i walked I went downstairs to use the bathroom because you got to walk through the club to use the bathroom And louis happened to be on stage and this woman follows me into the bathroom And she was just like oh now's a good time for me to go to the bathroom I don't need to see him on stage and I was like lady. I just want to pee Like I don't want to we're not bonding over your hatred I just came here to use the bathroom and I still stood there and watched his set like me too It happened in 2001

Everyone else everybody wants you to jump on their bandwagon. What were you doing in 2001? What the fuck were you doing in 2001? You weren't acting the way you were acting now. I'll tell you that much And I know I was and I was bumping into flying blowjobs and eating herpes I was eating herpes and brownies. You know what i'm saying? I don't give a fuck But we get older we mature And things change, you know Things change. He just had a special drop, which is great by the way the special. Yeah, the special is great Listen people

I've the internet has given People that shouldn't have a voice a voice All of a sudden everybody wants to call you out and say shit Whether it's true or not if you pay attention to it You're gonna kill yourself You just keep moving forward. Tell me about meeting fluffy for the first time Oh my god, that's okay. So Uh the story I just recently told him this story like a couple months back when uh before the

Virus hit and everything and we were we were on tour. I was on the tour with him Um, I reminded him of this story So we met on the set of stand-up revolution and it was so funny because he didn't remember this and I was thankful He didn't uh it was filmed at the ontario improv and I was in the green room And I thought it was a community green room I thought it was for every comic and I'm always early. So I was just in there early So I'm sitting there waiting. Nobody's saying anything to me. Nobody said shit to me I'm sitting there and all of a sudden Gabriel walks in and I'm like, oh my god

Hi, and I shake his hand and he's like thanks for doing the show and I'm like, thank you. Thank you for having me This is great. What a great opportunity. I really appreciate it. And then there's this moment of silence and he's like I have to I have to change and I'm like, oh, I'm in I'm in your green room I'm in your dressing room and I was Mortified and I was like, okay. I'm just gonna dip. I'm gonna be outside. I'm gonna go and I was so scared I didn't talk to him the rest of the night So I was like kind of hiding from him because I was mortified when they were doing the edits for my set

I was in new york. He's in la working on the show and working on the edits I wake up in new york to all these new twitter followers And I'm like, what's going on on my twitter? So I look on my twitter and there's a tweet from gabriel that says just finished editing at genea bryon's Set for a stand-up revolution. Everybody go follow her. She's hilarious. Tell her fluffy sent you So I have all these fluffy sent me fluffy sent me messages And we ended up becoming like twitter buddies. We would DM each other on twitter that became text buddies And then we just we would talk in text and I ended up on the tour with him and

You know, he produced my first hour and he is just One of my closest friends and one of the greatest mentors. I think you could ask for a 46 city tour Yeah, it was that much. What did you learn out of it? Oh my god So many things From and from a standpoint of being on stage learning how to command a stage when you're in an arena Is so different versus being in a comedy club It is mind-blowingly different when you look out and you people look like ants. They're so

Small the further back you get. So like when I'm on stage, I try to concentrate on the first four rows And gabriel asked me one night. He was like, how did it feel to be out there? And I was like, I looked up for a second and I literally I got dizzy looking up So I had to look back down at the first four rows and I was like it was it's intimidating Until you learn how to work a stage like that and it can be incredibly Intimidating how many arenas does you have to do to finally get used to them the arena? Um I think I did about I want to say four or five with him and it was around like the fourth one where I was like, okay I can navigate around this now. It's a different energy. It's

You pull out there. You got to wait a minute Then it comes back You have to slow down Longer pauses. It's a different fucking game people understand at home that when you graduate It's a bigger, you know, like theaters is a bigger. You have to be a little bigger with your jokes Now in arena You have to slow down But you could be more physical because there's monitors

Yes, exactly So There's so many things that you have to think about that are going on as a comic But uh, listen, man, you've been cutting the mustard. I've been hearing your name a lot Tell me about the special. It's coming up Oh man, this special this special was crazy. It came at a crazy time Um, the special is called the floor is lava. It's going to be on amazon prime video Uh, it's coming soon and um

Man, I busted my ass for this one. Like it's one of those moments where it was like at the end of it. I really I really had to like sort of pat myself on the back and be like, man, good work girl because What happened was I had shot an hbo special at hbo half hour fake hbo latino called easily offended And around the time that the offer came in from hbo latino The amazon offer also came in So my team at the time they were like, well, which special do you want to do? and me, you know Being the person I am I was like both

It's two different markets. Why would I not want to do both? But I only had five months in between the filming of both of these specials to write an hour of new material So I had five months to work on basically tour with And cultivate an hour special So I sat down with one of my writing buddies and I was like I need your help. I need you to stay on top of me. I need you to help me Every set he was at every set telling me this worked. This didn't work. This is why it worked try this wording

He was there on top of me for everything sat with me watched old videos of my childhood We cultivated all that material And busted our ass for five months and came out with a special that i'm really really proud of That talks about, you know, my upbringing How I got into comedy and how I got where I am now and so I can't wait for people to see it But I think every time you put out a special or something close to your heart. It's always like god, I hope

I hope y'all get it. I hope you get it What i'm putting out there because we're so What we put out our material so vulnerable and important to us So we put it out there. You just hope everybody gets it the way that they got it in that theater that night So I hope that people receive it the way that it was received that night because it It was a lot of hard work and it meant a lot to me Gina you blow my mind you I thought you were going to show up some fucking Puerto Rican chick from the block, but you uh

Showed up very uh intelligent Knowing what you're talking about And I could feel your passion for comedy come right through uh, whatever Where can folks follow you at? Where can they find you at? Uh, you guys can find me on instagram. It's at g brian. So my last name is b r i l l o n It's at g brian. It's gene a brian for everything else for twitter for facebook Um, you guys can find me on snapchat. The website is gene a brian comedy gene a brian dot com And that's your toy dates. Uh, when you fucking whenever you decide to

Have the baby Feed the baby and then go back on the fucking road Oh, yeah, the baby might be coming with me. I'm like, all right, baby. I never know. Hey, listen. This is the this is it Spanish woman. They don't give a fuck Mom used to bring me to the bar with a And then I'll make him open. I'm like, you got a high five. Go ahead. Fuck. It's I I still I don't have many more There's still pictures of me. My mom had Of me being like two with a bottle in one hand and a maraca in the other and there's a band on stage

My mother's barn. I got a shoe missing and shit Latin mothers they take you with you. Fuck the baby. We'll save the 28 dollars. You know what I'm saying? Fuck Gene it's been a real pleasure saying hello to jenny for me I will absolutely I am. Yeah, I adore her. I adore also sending my love jenny from the block And that's it anytime you want to be on let me know It was a real pleasure having you on today. All right, beautiful

Thank you for zooming in Thank you and bendy shone bendy shone to you my love That's how we do it bitches at the church with jenna brian kill that button there festival Oh I want to thank jenna again for uh coming on Zoom I love it at death. I hope it's special does well. I hope you guys support us special. Thank you very much For supporting jimmy schubert's cd. Yeah, you guys made it number one

Uh, I know you guys helped jimmy schubert's a tremendous fucking comic. Like I said, you know, there's all these netflix guys and all these guys that I want when you want to see a comic that delivers It's jimmy two shoes schubert The one thing I wanted to add to the michael joyden thing that I thought they were going to talk about and i'm happy they didn't because If you're going to tell me a story about lee If it's going to be a good story

It better be a good story if it's going to be a story about One of his weaknesses You better make it about his weaknesses But don't tell me how great he is and that he has a weakness We all know something's not right and They didn't cover really the part about his dad They said his dad got shot by gamblers or whatever People he owed money to for gambling

That when he quit those 18 months to play baseball It was really an mba suspension for gambling and whatever Michael was a degenerate gambler when I mean the degenerate gambler i'm talking about the chinese guy in focus You know if you ever watch the chinese guy in focus or will smith You know Lee what's going to happen next a field goal. It's going to score 20 bucks You know, there are those type of people i'll make this shot for 2000. Let's make it 200 000 You know, that's part of who what makes michael joyden

Who he is i'm happy that it knocked They didn't bring up his gambling like yeah, he's the degenerate fucking gambler. Well, they did a little bit A little bit, but like and and he even brought it up. He's like I'm i'm i'm paying my bills I do all that i'm not and and and some of the and i said to their credit because i had heard that story That like they had killed his dad because it was gambling and one of the guys wrote a book um even said it's like How like how would you feel if your dad just died and then like

With no evidence they were just like maybe it's because it was gambling. They just didn't like that again They just didn't like him or they were you know, they wanted to find the king in his armor and There was really no king in his arm. He's a gambler that could back it Yeah, okay He'll look in the face and tell you guess what I want to bet on my bookie, but i'm putting a million dollars Uh the german team the german soccer team Like that's the type of guy, you know, and that's it why bet two thousand you get better million why smuggle eight kilos? When you're gonna get the same time for smuggling into 200 kilos

You might as well smuggle 200 kilos goes back to the church If you're walking on ice, you might as well dance, but i'm happy very happy at the producers Of and they've got some good ones coming on. They got the one about the coats That called the black players that told it is mistress not to date black planes. Oh, yeah They got the bruce lee one coming on june 7th. I'm looking forward to that 30 for 30 You know, there's no sports going on, but there is sports going on And there's you know, what's what's going on? That's good about sports They're showing you things that happen

They're showing you why there's uh Uh, who's who's who the kind of a gregor fight? Which one the black guy the the boxer? Oh, let me weather, you know, they They're showing you why there's a floyd met way mother the way Floyd way way weather whatever his fucking name is may weather the other night. I was watching a sugary fight You know, uh had about fucking 10 o'clock at night on classic sports They're showing you a lot of classic baseball. They're showing you a lot of old-time stuff

That to you it might not mean anything, but if you watch it closely It's like wow, that's how I caught something on that in the beginning of this about the New york cubans a baseball team that wasn't allowed to play and Really and the baseball leaves I love 30 for 30 30. They're all awesome. No, this wasn't like 30 for 30 This is just someone's espn. Okay, gotcha and it was uh About a fucking cuban team that the player on there was who pete rose became That's who pete. He was the original p rose. He did it all, you know and all

And louis teon's father was on the team Oh, shit. Yeah, like fucking just tremendous shit, you know, so this has been a good time to catch up on stuff Uh, I'm halfway through the jimmy page book It's a little fucking weird. I got to tell you that much It's one of the weirdest books. I've read A lot of devil worshiping and a lot of shit, but uh again Another great guitarist, you know, all the great ones are gonna have Of an issue or something, but that's what makes them great

So always remember that as far as touring is concerned Guys, I don't know what's going on. Nobody knows what's going on people moving to texas To do half filled rooms, you know, you know, good luck by the time they move to texas The whole state's gonna be called corona. You know at this fucking pace and you know, I love texas I love houston. I love lost and I love Lubbock. There's a big problem in Lubbock. But who gives a fuck when I'm talking about problems here We're talking about motherfucking solutions, you know, I'm saying and that's us having a good time When we're ready, I'll be back in your fucking town. I promise you With all my heart before we leave real quick. I want to talk to you about something

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