Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - #805 - Dean Delray and the 40th anniversary of "Back in Black"

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

Dean Delray, comedian, actor, and the host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio to talk about the 40th Anniversary of the legendary AC/DC album, "Back in Black."  This podcast is brought to you by:   DraftKings - Download DraftKings Sportsbook now and use code CHURCH to get $1000 sign up bonus.     CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies, go to www.CBDLion.com and use code CHURCH for 20% off.     

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press in church and get 20 off your first order kick this motherfucking muley it's monday morning like fucking today all right no more fucking excuse this is the year of the fucking soldier we're going in like fucking marie you understand me welcome to church motherfucker oh good oh shit monday morning one of my favorite brothers is on here tonight the original son the anarchy dean motherfucking del ring we're here to discuss something that uh a lot of people don't even know what's happening uh i just realized i got a drunk uh message of the night from a friend of mine i'm not going to say his name of many years and this is what he said to me dean he goes koko man uh i'm sitting here i'm sorry i don't know what time it is out there with those

fucking crazy people because that's how he talks to me he's like jersey ain't no fucking better i'm over here living with my fucking mother making fucking whatever working at home depot because i can't get a fucking job he goes but i gotta tell you something i gotta tell you something that i'm gonna regret for the rest of my fucking life not going to see acdc with you that fucking night i fucking didn't have the money because we went to get him yeah you know that guy that said he was gonna go we went to get him and you threw rocks in his window oh yeah he didn't have the wall to answer the door he didn't have the 15 bucks yeah and he didn't fucking go see acdc that time and he didn't really want to go for him for him to still hold it wow and i was like what is he talking

about and i hit him back the next morning i go what the fuck is your problem he goes oh man i'm sorry what did i say to you i was low fucked up i go nah you were talking about acdc because remember that time when brian johnson took over and i'm like oh my god he goes it's the 48th anniversary next week i just heard it on somebody's was talking about it and uh he goes i just realized how much fun you guys had had because the next night we fucked with him like we tricked him and told him a bunch of lies but it made me think about that night and i go i've never talked to dean dowry about that so let's educate the fucking public and explain to them what happened between you know like august of 79 what happened february 19th yeah and then for me it was august first of 1980 for you

was a couple weeks later yeah break it down well you know you got you got a record that comes out highway to hell and for a lot of people acdc was still an underground band but the true rockers were on to power age sin city was the big kind of uh this is the tune and um they put out highway to hell with bond scott they bring a new producer in mutt lang instead of the uncles and this record sounds unbelievable highway to hell and then bonds god dies and to me back then if a singer died you were just like well that that's it they're done uh nobody nobody got another thing i mean the momentum was just starting to happen big time people everybody started to know highway to hell and then it was just done how big was the highway to hell tour explain the people it wasn't it wasn't

i saw them with ted newton right garden it was big for me yeah it was big for me to see a guy take a guitarist on his shoulders and go through the orchestra section insane and go through all the way around during the song i had never seen that i had never heard of that at the time i wasn't johnny experience in music it's not like i had seen the doors or anything like that but it was probably my fifth concert and that made me like i went there to see ted but i left there a highway to these a highway to hell fan like i left there an ac dc fan like i went home until this day it's still my best i think it's the best one two punch in music uh touch too much and uh whatever walk all over you and touch too much that's the big on any album you know any any album i

think second is maybe johnny blade to junia's eyes i'll never say die just two songs that come at you that you're like what the fuck just happened to my hair you know what the fuck just happened so thank you from there i'm sorry to interrupt you no it's it's true it's just like a diary of a madman where you go into over the mountain into flying high again it's like wow ozzy but you know they were big ac dc but they hadn't done the big room in san francisco yet the cow palace or oak and coliseum they did henry j kaiser which is kind of a smaller i'd say 7500 cedar it's still there it's still there and that's where i saw priest def leppard uh uh you know ac dc it was just a smaller room before you went to the big one but what was happening with ac dc that as an older adult now in

the entertainment business they look at it they definitely had somebody behind them that was really working the machine because at the same time that was going they shot that film let there be rock and that film if you look at it is so pro and the sound and the look and everything and it was played in movie theaters i mean i was a kid bought a ticket and saw it in a movie theater and so there was definitely somebody behind this band was starting to work at new producer radio hit with highway to hell but still not giant yet but really all the cool people were listening to ac dc you know i'm saying so you had heard of them because usually you didn't go see the opening band is what i've heard from you guys well i had seen him like joey open for ted new jen but in 78 uh on the power

age tour i went to go see ted new jen i didn't know uh any of the other bands on the bill and i left that day a fan of everyone it was cheap trick ac dc journey with steve perry just joined bluestar cult ted new jen that was that was the first time i saw ac dc you know and i was just kind of like oh wow all these bands i listened to this day from that one show but uh you know by the time i'm into ac dc from that that day on i'm a huge fan i get let to be or uh uh if you want blood the live record i just play it day in and day out so when highway to hell came out i bought it immediately the day it came out so i you know i become a bond scott freak of course because everybody liked angus but i was looking at bond like who's this guy he was the first guy saw a

tattoos in a band you know he's up there no shirt on tattoos big old fucking tattoos which i read later he hated i got him in the merchant marines i thought he got him because he was like i'm getting tattoos i'm a badass but he got him in the merchant marines he had a parrot a big old parrot on his arm so you know when he dies to me it's like well this is done i've told the story before the radio got it wrong i was going to school it came on the radio uh this just in angus young has died in ac dc i was my mom dropped me off at school i was like angus young died and then later on that night i found out it was bond and i had to look through the paper the chronicle it was in the back little little fucking thing bond scott died like the next day you know i was like well bond died

there was no internet or anything it wasn't on the channel seven news they didn't care about ac dc it wasn't like first story up it was a dude in a band so he's dead and i'm like wow it's over it really is over you know there's there's no way you're going to come back there's no way you're going to get another singer and come back that just didn't happen back then you know so in march 26 van halen releases women and children first record and i go well this is you know i loved in bolt i go this is the band now women and children incredible record this is it ac dc is done and there's no internet like i said so you're not hearing that they're looking for a singer i'm not hearing that at all i'm not hearing they're working on a record none of that a matter of fact i looked

it up joey last night because you were saying hey you get your thoughts together on it i i don't even remember them announcing they got a new singer until about a week before the record was coming out it was like uh acd's got a new singer and the record will be out next week i'm like new singer this is insane you know like and and i mean just like now you know they would have done a documentary the search for the singer you would have saw a film on it there would have been a million guys coming down you would have seen all kinds of lunacy terrible people all that but back then nothing and all sudden i remember i was in fresno my dad lived in fresno and i heard on there was a station of fresno called kkdj rock station it fucking great they said acdc's new

album is out tomorrow get it in all stores called back in black i wrote a bus for an hour and this is funny to think about in fresno fresno's gnarly here here i am uh i guess 13 1980 13 years old wrote a bus all the way to tower records on blackstone avenue in fresno i walked in there it was they were playing it you know i go oh is this it they go yeah this is it i go okay here and i just bought it and i walked out got on the bus another hour ride home just looking at it no photos of the band it's inside i didn't want to open it yet just a black cover the back looking at the uh the song titles got home opened it up i was weird because i would just take the shrink wrap and perfectly slice it so i had the shrink wrap so it wouldn't get

trashed it had that embossed cover embossed cover the letters i opened it up slid it out there was the photo of the band you know different guy there's brine hat down can't see what he looks like he had the hat down just like kind of i put it on first song hell's bells i'm listening to it and i thought about this jury last night for you i wish i had a time machine just to go into the state of mind of like it's completely a different singer and it comes on like oh this is this is okay and i listen to the next song and then i get us into the next song you're okay i play the record again second time listen through okay i kind of like this song yeah this one's good i listen to it the third time my dad's at work all day i'm just playing it i call buddy long distance call you know

what do you think i don't know man it's it's okay it's you know and then the fourth time i remember there's a song on there called let me put my love into you great guitar great guitar and it was like a song that they had never done before they'd never done a song like that and i was like i like this one in hell's bells and then from that day on i listened to that record and women and children back and forth all summer and slowly i was like this is a fucking masterpiece it became a masterpiece it's funny how i thought of the two albums that became masterpieces right in front of me back in black just second death leopard oh high and dry that took a long time for it to catch five but when it it took like eight months for it to who can't who releases an album it either takes or it doesn't

take right they released it went on the road started blowing people out of water you left there you went to get the fucking out like i've seen you know british steel launched judo's priest hell bent for leather knocked on the door british steel kicked the fucking door down and just said listen well we're we're coming in with whips motorcycles steam you know we're coming it was just such a different time breaking the law what was your guys emotions like did you not want to like the album because no i lose singer i i didn't know what to think because of course i'm a bond guy but you're talking about a different vocal and the genius was he didn't imitate bond so later on of course i've become obsessed with acdc and i heard that maybe the crocus guy was gonna audition

and i thought i'm glad he didn't get it because he sounded like bond they did a genius move not getting a bond sound alike i did read early on you know here's this guy that's from a band called geordi i never heard of no geordi and i'm a music freak back then he was in a band geordi bond scott had seen him one night and told the band fuck i just saw one of the greatest singers ever if i'm ever gone you got to get this guy well yeah and he said you're not going to believe this dude he's rolling around on the floor he's going crazy and when they talked to brian about it he goes yeah what he didn't know mate was i had appendicitis that night so he was on the floor because his appendix burst and he's singing like you know he didn't know what was wrong with him

he's just singing the gig but his appendix ruptured or whatever and so he was on the ground and bond thought that was his thing how great is that but you know if you listen to geordi his other band he doesn't sound like the brian johnson of acdc so there's some serious genius in there when they come in mutt lang i read something that mutt lang worked with him fucking detail by detail yeah that mutt really i'd never even known mutt was on that album oh my god i know mutt from like the death lebanon right that i had no idea mutt lang was on that fucking album but i heard i read uh last night of the night before just to be prepared for you that mutt worked with him to have a specific sound a specific they worked really hard in the studio i think i read it on wikipedia

i think i read three different articles on uh back in black fucking all interesting the cover the almost didn't release it right the cover is black right out of mourning for bond scott of course but the out the record label didn't want to release it because it was black they said nobody would buy nobody's gonna buy it if it's black and acdc pushed pushed pushed pushed and they released it july 25th it's a shame that it's been 40 years like that's why i'm doing this podcast it's like a fucking like uh i'm mourning it like it's been 40 fucking years of my life like i left august and fourth 1979 and i ran home and bought a highway to hell i'm not gonna lie to you i did not have highway to hell before i saw him after the performance of him in the audience and going

through and hold out a rosy right all that shit i fucking went and my order was high with a hell dirty deeds no high with a hell let that be rock and then i got power rage oh yeah power rage really became like high with a hell with something let that be rock is brilliant yeah but power rage was just something a little different yeah it's got two jams on there that i normally wouldn't like it's not my style he sold them to me yeah you know get yourself a steady job some responsibility yeah down payment balloons that is just brilliant the lyrics just the way he's spitting them off can't even feed my cat social security hiding from the rent man all this shit it reflects on what's going on right now

right sheriff knocking on my door ain't it funny how the time flies crazy all that shit i just fell in love with it you know so for me it was like when deo's wife was in here ronnie james god bless his soul you know a lot of shit happened we were you and i were very lucky that we got to see three major changing of the guards we got to see saba change guards ac dc change guards and then van halen van halen i still remember being in colorado maybe 85 i was a kid i was a baby yeah and we used to have uh if you lived in if you lived at the hotel if you were security or a valet whatever those people carry luggage if you lived an employee house and you had to share a kitchen and you had to share a living room and we were all kids in there

like i was 21 or something the girl i was with was 21 the other guy was 24 and then there was that one loser that was 40 yeah and he was still a bell man yeah man this is a teenager job i still remember that dude yeah i still remember his first name was like brian and i remember that we were all watching like michael jordan fucking somebody up like it was one of those days when michael jordan was on fucking fire yeah i think he was still in chicago i don't even fucking know yeah he was still in chicago he was either in chicago or in north carolina i just know we're watching basketball because the dude i hung out with was from north carolina so that's all he talked about like you couldn't even bring it he only talked about north carolina basketball coke and pussy yeah that's all

he talked about ma'am ma'am and he was always one of those guys you're like he got nothing else i love him yeah he was one of my closest buddies and my brother him and his brother were my closest buddies they were they were dynamite but there was this loser guy that nobody kind of like when you when i when you're 21 when i was 21 if you were 28 you were an old man like absolutely what what are you talking to absolutely go get a fucking job like when i was 21 yeah i was looking at all the guys like what are you doing here all the time i'm over here trying to talk to this 22-year-old you're breathing down my neck what's the matter with you taking somewhere else all right you're fucking i like if i saw a 30-year-old my blood pressure would boil yeah my when i was 21 and i

was a bar that i was talking to 22-year-old chicks and i saw you there with your greasy hair talking about your car now you're a real estate agent we just fucked you up we were kids yeah you were you didn't get robbed we take your water rules back then yeah there was rules yeah the only older guys around would be an old brother there would be an old man's boss they were known as old men boss yeah why are you here and then they come up to you like jimmy page no i don't like jimmy page you're too old yeah take the football shirt off and go be a father somewhere all right go bother somebody i'll start in quarterback you have no idea like how i see myself now like how i see myself like when i walk into a place i'm that old creepy fucking man yeah so when kids come up to me like

hi mr. Diaz we like to take a picture with you i'm like are you fucking crazy your mother taught you not to talk to people like me that should be number one in your fucking mind oh because when i was 21 if you were 28 and i was at a bar you came up to me and talked to me about something i like definitely like like valkyrie look at that guy and and he when that guy spoke out of place i had to kill him i had to kill him i was like valkyrie just didn't even say a word yeah valkyrie said like four words in heat he didn't have to talk yeah just look to you he was like so it was one of those but i don't forget this idiot like we're all watching and he's like so who else is excited about sammy hay guard oh single advantage we all like looked at him

looked at each other and looked back at the tv like it was like one of those like you're too old yeah you're 38 just trying to fit in with something like that yeah like i hated that shit when you were older and you were trying to fit in like i could see you being younger and trying to go up but you're trying to work backwards don't work with me get the fuck out of here get your time machine and go fuck yourself it's funny i just people like even when you're uh like 20 someone 25 just seems old yeah this guy doesn't know man you don't know music yeah i mean you don't know music you're 25 it's so funny right now i'm 54 i'm talking music for a living oh eras it's really uh i love that's the only thing i've loved about this quarantine

is that i really uh got to revigorize my music scene a little bit it was getting a little stale on my own i had to reach out outside my normal comfort zone i mean i even listened to johnny cash live from Folsom whatever i mean i did yeah that many different things at night like just to switch up the nights because i get so fucking bored at night unless there's something good on tv that i haven't watched or something i'll look at the tv like at six if i don't see i didn't even know there was a fight on on sunday night on saturday night i never even know what day it is yeah yeah at all i don't know none the other that's keeping me saying really is kind of music like i've i told you i just we fell in love with uh jar of flies what i love so great uh

to the alice in chains i was speaking to that i the producer of alice in chains his name is um his name is uh oh god i'm drawing a blank right now uh jor uh jordan jordan did my podcast he was working in the studio on another record where acdc was doing back in black in the Bahamas in the Bahamas yes and mutton land you ran into mutton land in the kind of the the you know the kitchen area it's all hey what are you working on is i'm working on the acdc new acdc record and he said the singer died right and he goes yeah they got a new singer you want to hear it dav jordan told me the story on my podcast he went in there and he said they fired up a track and he was like wow this is going to be fucking huge like he was the first guy to

hear it well i couldn't even imagine what that'd be like the band's in there they're tracking how do you want to come in and hear a track that's just a head exploder to me so that that was a question i had for you guys and obviously you can't be like oh yeah in 40 years it's still gonna be big but when you were listening to it you like think this is this is a song i'll listen to forever this is this is a classic like because like some songs you listen to and they've gone in six months but then some songs will be played forever the song gets played every day on the radio well to me that goes back to the mystery too of i don't know what kind of machine was behind them but the way they were releasing these singles over a year period and they shot five videos for it

all in the same day you know the way they released this in the game plan of this record it brought on the longevity because i'm not a shook me all night long guy now but by the time they drop that tune it grabs the entire planet and you know you've got a classic tune this tune was a hit hit tune you know that thing you hear it right now every day shook me all night long oh my god so i mean when i heard it i knew that i was going to be listening into hell's bells at least that song for the rest of my life i think it's one of the most brutal brutal songs ever uh recorded i think that's one of the hardest parts i'm having with my age and my time on this planet that you know i have serious in the car it comes with the car yeah i

it's not like i'm i know anything to get serious it's my most enjoyment that i have is that serious i love it because i i listen to five or six stations i'm locked into lithium you know i'm locked into whatever uh metal hand nation ozzie's bonyard ozzie's bonyard i'm locked into classic 80s or something like that you know i'm i'm locked into all these different things and i just go lee has been in the car with me i know all the stations i just go i just go i love you know and it's till i find something and you hear those songs whether it's you shook me all night long the song that broke me recently about six months ago was on the way to the store one night coming back up world canyon and hearing don't you want me baby by oh yeah don't you want me baby listen to

that song how many times is it played every day i still remember being at a club in new york city which was a big deal for a guy like me back then that summer of 82 when that song came out and me having a crush on a girl and her going to get drinks for us and she was walking dancing to that song and i remember like i fell in love and i and i in that car that night on the drive home i was like Jesus Christ did i know then that i would be listening to this 40 fucking years from now 38 years i'm crazy sorry about that 38 37 years ago it's crazy yeah you know when i was when i was growing up you heard music from the fifties okay do do yeah all the night be bop and Elvis chuck berry yeah that was old to me that was as old as i went when i listened to chuck berry and

yeah that's all these read the franklin you know when i was a kid my mom had all that shit at the bar r e s p e c t and all that yeah i looked but fifties music was what i was listening to when i in the seventies right that was as back as i went you know yeah you don't go past that you don't go past that you didn't go past that that big band stuff yeah i didn't go past that i didn't go but it's like till till the now i'm a little bit mature but there was a time when something was black and white i wouldn't fucking even consider it like my favorite martian has color episodes yeah and black and white episodes like at one point they switched like we're coming to you in color well now you got me yeah black and white shit oh yeah spooks the fuck out of me when i was a kid oh my friend's dad he

refused because he goes we paid for a color team yeah yeah we ain't watching black and white yeah wow like now uh you gotta eat your words because i love black and white the only black and white i would swallow yeah was i love lucy oh i love twilight zone yeah and in the twilight zone i lost in space i looked the other way you know what i'm saying lost in space you're not gonna leave it to beaver no i don't uh all right i'm gonna lie uh barney five andy andy uh andy yeah yeah those black and white but anything else no and then as i got older i had to go when i started acting i went back and looked at all like the fucking rick ramos made me look at all that yeah hey when he was a gangster you know oh james cagney unbelievable white i started watching

those like in 98 99 i started watching those and again you know what i appreciate them from time to time i just don't want to see him all the time like jailhouse rock yeah is black and white if you don't watch jailhouse rock just put a gun in your mouth move to poland put a gun in your mouth all right i'm not an elvis guy really no listen bro there's a part of out there's a little little part of elvis that look you know the other day i was watching the autopsy of james brown that was brilliant wow that motherfucker died left his money the charity left the white wife and cut them all kids cut them off yeah they're at a table like they couldn't believe it he's like i leave my 20 million dollars they're like yeah yeah to charity to a bunch of african-american kids i don't know

yeah boys and girls club of america see you little black motherfuckers get your ass together and you you white hole with that little black kid you should be ashamed of yourself your mama should have raised you better get out of here they threw her off to your state wow he cut everybody off but the truth is prince michael jackson shhh everybody robbed from james brown not robbed i'm not saying robbed just saying influenced they influenced you know i'm saying elvis yeah influenced of course a ton of people i get it elvis wasn't a hero the most but he never met shit to me because he is straight out racist simple and plain mother fuck him and john wane fucking joe they fuck they motherfucker john wane 30 years ago i know now they're shooting john wane

now he said how can you get canceled when you're dead that's the one that really fucking kills me like you're dead and you get canceled when does it end yeah how the fuck are you you know what i'm saying poor nick canons over there were fucking with john wane he's at the cemetery right now looking at him how does this work man poor nick cannon you know i know nick cannon since he's a fucking kid i know him since he's a baby sitting outside we know what his parents waiting for him to be allowed into the improv you know listen lee there's so many anti-semitic motherfuckers out there you know it yeah you know they i didn't know i didn't know what's such a big thing i i didn't know it's such a big thing i don't think he hates anybody i just think he said something

the wrong fucking way and if you guys have been paying attention that happened to somebody you know too you said something the wrong way but to take away everything for that you leave them with a show that nobody wants to see what good is that that show barely this the headless singer i don't want to watch that that's when you watch in prison that's when you watch and you're in prison i didn't even know he had you get excited about that the fucking headless fucking the mass singer the mass singer all right it's time for the mass i would love to watch the headless yeah i want to that'd be a great show that's what i want to watch i'm sorry like keep going dean yeah uh uh you know i think it was funny because you and i were talking i looked up when i saw him

acdc and it was you saw him a few weeks in i saw them the second night of the tour right well they started july 31st right Philadelphia right on a on a thursday we saw them friday night at the palladium on a friday i saw him which is hilarious so check this out i looked it up joey so they started they did a quick run in germany like a warm-up run it was like eight dates then they did like six dates in uh canada and then they dropped down and they did pennsylvania then philly like you said and your date was the third date uh palladium palladium i didn't see him until september 5th so they had been cruising around america and they came to san francisco and did the cow palace and this was what's really crazy joey i was so young at the time they did two

nights they did the cow palace and the next night they did the uh henry j kaiser which is way smaller the same place they played on higher at hell i would have loved to see him at that fucking place cow palace is is iconic and epic but the henry j kaiser was half the size i never knew until about a year ago when i looked up the entire back and black tour it was wild now i looked at your set list i wanted to see how much they um were changing off of the set list how crazy is this that 38 years later 40 years later we'll finally we can find the set list of fucking toys it's great i fucking love this how many nights did they do in new york they only did one night i looked at that friday night here it is it's august first 1980 a friday night and you got track 11 song 11

in the set rocker which i had never seen brian johnson sing a rocker ever so early on they were probably trying the set list working tunes in some bond songs we'll call out the set list here's your set list hell's bells they opened every show with hell's bells it had the bell tremendous then they went into shot down in flames hell ain't a bad place to be problem child back in black bad boy boogie okay i'll tell you on your podcast what happened during bad boy okay sounds good to me halloween yeah he's gonna fucking love it because he's gonna fucking chime in okay hi right hell what do you do for money honey high voltage whole lot of rosy rocker tnt let the be rock there's only a 13 song set but remember they had all the guitar solos and

everything so it's a long show yeah now the interesting thing on this tour was it's one um to only three songs from the new record which is pretty wild from back in black now by the time they get to me they do all the same songs you got but i got uh which is really cool is i got tnt which is pretty cool and uh shoot the thrill so they add another song in from the new record you know so it's uh it's pretty interesting to look at this and i looked at the the two setlets from the bay area they switched one song they did the jack the next night and instead of the jack i got uh bad boy but or tnt so pretty wild to look at crazy what's really crazy though you had to go to the show to see what he sounded like on the bond scott stuff see that was the test

you know he opened with hell's bells you're like this is fucking great are they only gonna play that back in black record nobody knew do they just play that record or what are they doing but no they do hell's bells and then they go right into shot down in flames and you're like all right he sounds a little different on this you know so you're hearing the bond stuff for the first time live but it's fucking loud it's rocking and people are going crazy and and eventually you know he starts to get the bond stuff pretty damn good you know there's nothing i love more and i appreciate it more as a comic and i appreciate it more now as a non-comic because now that we're comics and we're not doing comedy you look at comedy a little different

when you watch it that's the other thing i've been doing i've been dipping into the old guys i liked them watching their sets a little bit of kennison yeah fucking rogan's podcast with bob saggett was just brilliant right did you listen to it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it was just the they talked about bill burr yeah bombing and frilly but he really said he had that kennison stuff i mean the rodney rodney had a weed and everything oh my god he was saying some wild shit so i went back and looked into all that and you you know you look at the presentation like how i love to be sold bro i love for a comic i love for a band i love for a woman i love for a man i love for people to sell me i always have yeah not with a with a gun but with their artistic

freedom you know like the win you over you mean to win me over right that's what i'm saying right you know i've said it on this show a thousand times the before i leave the house to do comedy from 2001 i started doing this because the only way you could get good as a comic is for cheering for your comics for cheering for comics yeah once you really start cheering for comics you start growing once you really tag on one comic i'm gonna follow this guy i like his style i'm gonna see what he does and you start managing his career in your mind you know but i still remember watching comedy and then winning me over you know brian johnson ronnie james dio yeah sammy hey god you know we would go getting you know opening bands we were i had been so used to getting one over

i liked getting one over yeah i liked michael jackson when i went to see him when i left there i left there we're going you know what man that motherfucker is a bad motherfucker say what you want you know in 1984 i could lie to you and make up whatever fucking story you want yeah i heard nine i had whatever 1999 whatever a little red core i don't even know what i heard yeah i wasn't a prince guy the fucking song came out my friend asked me to go see him when i left there i left there a fucking prince fan yeah that's the best like it didn't matter it didn't fucking matter what he was playing i could put him up against anybody like i knew when i left prince in 1984 i could put him up against anybody like that guy right there yeah that little black dude i could put him up to

james up from i could put him in the room with glenn tipton the best like i knew it when i left that day he sold me he told me everything he had to tell me when i went to see the b 52 was the guitarist that died yeah the one that's on the first two album right yeah he fucking sold me ever clapped him sold me you know i'm saying tony i owe me jesus christ first time i saw tony i owe me i thought my fucking head was gonna explode yeah and the second time it was even better because i knew the catalog i knew what was coming at me i knew the depth the different chords you know like when you there's there's there's something about seeing a band and now i appreciate i fucking hate it when you i fucking hate it when you fucking go to Dayton and you fucking go to

Dayton Ohio and you lay your fucking soul on the line for a weekend and then your fucking agent books you in columbus three weeks later and you don't know it's three hours from Dayton you're finding out when you land yeah you're only an hour and a half from columbus and you're like what i was just there yeah and when you walk offstage you had a great set but somebody comes up to you and says hi oh my god we went to see you in Dayton three weeks ago and you're like fuck oh fuck the words fuck they saw me doing the same fucking material now i get it now i'm not mad anymore yeah now i get it because guys like you and i you know as i got i started getting older i started catching bands twice on a tour always always twice on a tour like you get

hip to the they're coming back to philly in six months i ain't missing it and i i would jump on the philly wagon and you go and you see what they replaced what they didn't you know totally my first ozzy show was at the palladium my second ozzy show was at the nassau coliseum with a fucking castle yeah you know with a fucking castle yeah diary of america it grew that much yeah fucking one year yeah it was four dirty white dudes with a cuban three dirty white dudes in a cuban yeah on stage that said no visuals no nothing just rock so he came back a year later with a fucking castle lasers lasers a fucking midget with a hump on his back like that yes buff whatever that's a really good job that was it the lasers would spin and say ozzy ozzy on it it was fucking craziness

so now i understand when people would come to see me and dating and then three weeks later they would go oh we came to see you and then you like you and different orders too we do different orders and shit however you feel you walk on and you go holy shit i open i open with this tonight you know i'll tell you what joe i read a crazy story on brian johnson's audition hit me so his manager calls him and says acd sees audition and some people in london they want you to come down he's got no money none he's singing in this banjority he's he's got nothing he goes i'm not going out there it's like a uh an 18 dollar ticket or something a train ride i don't have 18 dollars the manager goes i think i can get you a commercial singing a commercial i think it's for

hoover vacuums it just came out a month ago that somebody found it he goes so you'll go out you'll sing the commercial you'll make some money and then stop in and do the audition because i'll fuck it i'll do it then you know or else he wasn't going to go if he didn't have that commercial he wouldn't have gone he didn't have the money for a train ticket to this day do you know anybody else they auditioned i don't i don't like that's what i would like people that's what i want to know people always go what would you pay for like what type of content would you pay for you know what content i would pay for the guitar audition so how's the eyes going to blizzard oh yeah yeah because it was michael shankler yeah i know it was a bunch of savages that came into that audition

supposedly he called shankler nazi and shankler ran out of that fucking nazi in him and saying shit in german to him you know i want to see yeah those auditions like in that movie what's that movie when you know it was based on judo's priest rock star rock star yeah with mark mark walberg i love that miracle i love that movie it's great i love that movie yeah you know i love that fucking movie i love how you had to go in and adjust and you know that type of stuff has always made my dick hard why did you go with him you know this guy left you replaced him with that guy you know that type of shit it's funny how if you go online and look deep you could see the first singer black sabbathat oh yeah before azi before ronnie james df oh yeah it was god awful oh it was like two of

them it was god awful paul walker or something paul walker something weird is his name yeah yeah walker yeah it is god awful there's two slungs on that on youtube you got to look whoa i haven't heard that really close yeah they had a savoy brown wow oh that guy he was a singer from savoy brown he was like sabbath he did like two songs they had a meeting listen yeah here's a doll we're gonna come back here's a doll the train station go over there where they hit people with axe handles down the corner go over there take the train home am i still in the band yeah yeah yeah we'll call you it's like the guitar player yeah and motley crew the chubby dude the first the first guy when mic marz was oh i love that one yeah you're out of here you're out of here yeah what the

fucking crazy i started that poor guy where is he to the i know he's banging his head on a wall you know the chinese guy in sound garden that quit after the first out of the bass player the bass player he's great yeah he must be banging his head off a wall dude that guy was fucking phenomenal man oh oh i'll tell you a funny another funny story is uh you know those guys they they fucking they go out there they get him in the band and then he's got to move out there you know they didn't got any money to move at the time it's not like they're loaded you know no even even rudy has told their stories yeah when he came out with randy roads and they put him up in a hotel yeah it was you know it's like us being comics yeah the first time you go on a triple run you know for

two years you've been doing shit places your buddy agostino calls you for a backyard yeah you know steve samon calls you for this but now you go on a triple run and you got your own hotel room every night and you feel fucking invincible you know you just feel it's touring man yeah it's all part of it you know you go out there you go on a different hotels and the triple runs they're fucking dumps they're the look for the worst hotel in town that's where you're staying on the triple yeah the doors don't lock the water's cold bed bugs yeah the bed bugs the windows are broken like i can't imagine going on a triple run now i can't imagine doing all the dates on a motorcycle now like i did you know i think about that all the time of like man i was riding in the freezing cold or the boiling

heat or the fucking sandstorms doing day i i mean i can't even imagine that now how have you felt lately how is your my next feeling pretty fucking good i know your mental state with all that's going on oh man it's been three and a half months for you also i know you keep in touch with mark and and bill and stuff how is it going in your world that's fucking horrible i can only play it off so much you know it's just uh i mean i'm alive i've got my health and there's people that are way way bad but um i'm not gonna lie man it was my life and it's just gone it's completely gone so i sit home a lot of nights and think wow what am what am i going to do uh i love my podcast and so i'm throwing all my energy and creativity into my podcast and my patreon people i'm doing

live zooms with them and that's really helping me as much as it's helping them uh you know saturday night i do zoom fest instead of ari shroom fest and i get the the patreoners up there and we do shit like this i'm gonna start zooming on patreon i love it man it's a good idea yeah it's good for me it's good for them i think that uh you know there's people that aren't seeing people you know they used to go to work and talking to co-workers right and it's great you're talking on the phone and stuff listen i i try to check in with as many people as i can but i also in a way uh try to check in social distance if i can with people yeah well face to face somebody six feet away even with a mask on we're cool you know we're cool you know it's i think it's when you gather i think that's

the big thing that's the problem i think that's the problem but i'm not a scientist i don't know if i'm avoiding it i am uh in a great position that i could avoid it i pray for people yeah you know if you go to in and out burger look at those huts there's no social distancing in that hut no you're gonna eat a corona burger once they're from yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's imminent yeah one day some guys are going there i tend to morning chop up onions totally he's gonna say something to liye what's up how was the movie last night you're in the hut this big cooking for eight hours oh yeah once you get that corona burger going in the air that's gonna spread like fucking contamination yeah and i'm not putting them down i'm not saying nothing bad about it and out i'm just no you know when i

drive past it because the the good will is over there yeah so whenever i turn around and the good will is fucking closed it is closed i can't believe it's closed it's fucking closed yeah i went over there dumb shit off again the closed yeah i had to take it to a different men's shelter it's fucking crazy yeah shit's fucking closed man are you what do you see for i mean what do you see for the comedy in the next six months do you see yourself flying do you see yourself driving well i really don't i i really have no idea uh as much as i look it's easy for me to do comedy right now i talk to you about it you pull up behind say the brand pro you walk through the kitchen you walk on stage you do your set with your microphone you walk out and you wait in your car for the next show

that's easy to do to stay safe to me it's more about the fans i can't imagine they're gone so crazy they want to get out of the house that they're not thinking and the venue maybe is not thinking all all the way together bathrooms the line everything and then they get in there and somebody gets sick and you know dies or something i just i just couldn't live with that you know i just you know it's like so as much as i want to do comedy and i want to help the people you know besides doctors comics are the next people that everyone looks at to help them mentally and you know when they're in a bad state when when america's in a bad state when 9 11 happened and everybody was like whoa comics helped you know when when something tragic happens comedy

helps ease it uh it's right after doctors in my eyes and here we are these guys that have been doing this for years and we can't help people so it's horrific to me that we can't and i'm not going to do a zoom show it just it doesn't so i'd rather just zoom hang i'm not going to do zoom comedy it's just not no it's it's not i'll zoom hang with a zoom hang it's fantastic i'll zoom i love it thinking about it just to get to know people yeah and they say hello they laugh and they love it and it's a fucking half hour at your time it's great you know mercy goes to bed at nine where wife goes to bed at 9 30 you know perfect uh i'm alone yeah i'm alone so uh i write you know i try to fucking stay away from the tv oh yeah as much as i can i don't know i i have just between

the tv the other day i saw something that was so fucking bad on twitter i almost canceled my account wow somebody on twitter wrote that on july 30th all the benefits were gonna run out and he couldn't wait so you can see a bunch of fucking assholes dry up like a spongebob like spongebob or something like that and i looked at the guy's name and it was a real account you know and i'm like what would make somebody write that how fucking miserable people wishing ill on other people so that's evil there's evil in the end i'm scared of two things by going on the road number one obviously corona spreading chris and number two the uncertainty we are as americans we're very uncertain right now we're having issues you know i don't know what you're thinking you know you might seem great to

me but you haven't paid rent in four months right and uh the sheriff's knocking on my door ain't it funny another time fly yeah you know i don't know what you're going through yeah you know these people uh i know i know it's the fucking 20th of the month and i've been seeing moving trucks i rode the bicycle on saturday and sunday and i've been seeing moving trucks so what is that telling me people are banding the ship yeah that's the that's the number they're not giving you the people that are leaving LA because lee and steve simone saw moving trucks three a day yeah all the fucking june and july you know what i don't understand nobody's talking about is this entire city is built on the business the cameramen the the set carpenters the makeup people the extras

the script writers and that's zillions of jobs no one's working it's about to just completely buckle and people are like well when's the clubs opening back up all drives me crazy i'm like what it drives me crazy what are you talking about people don't have jobs right now man drives me crazy like there's a limit you could push yeah there's a limit you could push you know like i said before when you drive down melrose it's going to take two years for me to see remember the night that the guys in that company came and we did dabs with them and the restaurant was packed behind us do you remember what night i'm talking about on the emperor at the impromptu yeah melrose you know i want you to close your eyes and think about that night we crossed the street on melrose

he took out a fucking torch and we started dabbing with those those those gummies hermanos those gummies hermanos my peter yeah the gummies hermanos and his brother came down here and i was thinking about that and lee and i and those four guys and their two wives and six fans you know we run across the street and everybody was smoking pot we know i think i had done a spot there like i was just doing a spot there right but how busy was the place lee the the parking lot was busy oh yeah then there's a restaurant across the street yeah big O's red O's with those torches yeah higher torches yeah and we were they're gone lee and i were 20 feet from there fucking blowing fucking that dab dab smoke i remember i did one dab but i fucking went deaf and i'm like the same for me you know what i'm saying

yeah i'm scared of the fire and shit yeah but i just take my mind to that and go okay that was like a soft night in melrose that was like a thursday night we had a lot of fun we were home by 11 yeah but what i'm trying to say is there was action when will i see that action again all right so now you gotta definitely think november till after the election right right we're already talking about the election but then you look at that cities like philadelphia you have canceled entertainment till march of 2021 that's nuts you know you know how many cities are gonna jump on board with that like no entertainment till fucking february that's exactly one year that's exactly one year my last spot was march 12th yeah my heart goes out to uh the club in philly oh uh helium my heart goes out

to me called me a few weeks ago he was doing a contest like a comedy contest and stuff like that that closed for a fucking year by the way i want to give a big shout out to jimmy seafood i took an edible one night with lee and i got fucked up and i was craving fucking crab cakes that's one of those nights you gotta take the credit card away from me and i bought some crab cakes online my wife i woke up the next day and they fucking hooked me up jimmy's crab cake is in baltimore they're fucking tremendous when i went to baltimore i actually went there they're good friends with ryan sickler and let me tell you something their delivery comes like a day later but they hooked me up with some crab soup which i ate the other night when i had the edibles with a bunch of

saltine crackers they got fucking the best crab cakes uh fucking better than philips fuck philips it's jimmy's crab cakes bitches go to jimmy's seafood jimmy's seafood that's jimmy's seafood but they got the best crab cakes don't forget the tacos too the fucking tacos what's their name 1986 tacos i saved mine i got another one over there and they're huge fans of you oh i love them i'm gonna have to stop in there and shit victor and joy you go in there fucking like eight times a week i know i told them i was like i gotta get out of here i i want to turn into a blob and they have the plate and everything they got like the rice and bean plate no they don't fuck around it straight tea i want a style taco quesadilla and uh vampiros or whatever oh yeah they don't fuck

what's a vampiro it's like uh it's like uh like a tortilla then the meat and then another like almost like a sandwich and then another tortilla something like melt cheese on top right yeah they do i had to tell more also yeah yeah and then they got the topochico and they got the fucking uh they got a secret menu too uh if you say give me the one the secret one with the beans they'll do the tacos with beans and that's so good man ah love it i've checked them with you every day during this quarantine i love it i love it you've uh you've made me smile because i know how i've been feeling some points some days at two o'clock you just look at that son and you're like what the fuck what the fuck can't believe it where's brody yeah where's the robot what brody leaves

fuck man this is terrible yeah it's i mean this is fucking horrible and uh like i said you know my wife is uh she's already started the fucking process man we're getting the bank loan the whole fucking thing i can't believe you're moving man yeah we don't know where yet but i told you that i said you came over i i told you in edwards this story i got joey called me and when he calls me and says where are you at i'm coming by he never comes by you know i'm saying he never comes by something's up so i i go downstairs i meet up front you pull out you get out of your car and you go we're out of here dean yeah and i said what i didn't understand what you're talking about yep we're moving yeah and i was like whoa but i get it i said this about a hundred times this week

if everything in la that we love that makes it worth the highest gas in america the highest car insurance the highest rent besides new york and san francisco if everything is gone that we love it's a level playing field now every city is the same now you got to find a spot that's cheap that you enjoy being inside now it is about the house or the apartment you live in it's not about the city or the town because you're going to be inside because there's nothing going on so it's a level playing field i looked up gas prices in arizona dollar 82 i looked up gas prices in new jersey 148 i looked up you know i'm saying gas prices here four dollars so you can go somewhere yeah i live here because i absolutely love it the weather my friends and in the stores and the

and the in the clubs and the rock and roll i love everything about it but if it's all gone i need to live somewhere where it's uh it's cheap and like i said it's a level playing field now every city is the same every city is the same some have snow some have fucking tornadoes tornadoes some have a lot of homeless yeah some have uh it's just and i'm not you want me to tell you something like i had to write it out i'm not even sad about leaving right there's one thing i'm sad about and that's my home yeah you know he's 82 oh he's gonna live more cancer for 10 years but you gotta remember when i moved here the plan was to fail pack my stuff yeah stop over by him stab him in the heart and then get in the car leave to new jersey it took us took me 25 years to come up with the

courage to apologize yeah i didn't apologize to a lot of people i 25 it took me 25 years to the date almost 25 years in a month and i i got a call in 2009 what it took yeah 2009 what's 20 for 84 84 yeah 2009 i got a weird call for a movie that actually paid yeah like it was like that after the writers strike there were a hundred dollar a day movies yeah but i got a call to read in Malibu and i fucking went to Malibu Malibu what a hall what a weird way to read yeah that's the first time i ever read for this chick yeah and i went out there and read read for it and the drive back i go i know this spot you know like i fucking know this spot and i pulled over to the spot and i go why do i know this spot i go my uncle brought me here when i was a kid a couple times

this is the beach we would go to yeah and i fucking whipped out my phone i never forgot his number i called him and he answered and i told him in spanish listen this is i was antonio don't hang up on me i just want to tell you when i came out in 1984 i was fucked up and i'm embarrassed for what i did to you i just want to apologize like a man i live here and how i have lived here for the last yeah 20 years 10 years you know uh i'm a comedian i've been in movies you can look me up and you have my number if you want to meet with me call me back and he goes no no let's talk and we started talking and then we met up at his bar that saturday night he had like a weapon hidden because he didn't know if i was crazy and uh we've been you know he answered all the questions

i needed answered about my mother yeah my family my life who i was you know he he's old so the phone rings from him like some the other night lee called me he's like are you sleeping are you mad i don't know what i want to tell you is i just got off the phone with my uncle and it was a brutal hour oh in spanish he's telling me about cookie rohas it's like when you talk to your father yeah and it's it's an hour when you when i talk to my uncle like i gotta like wipe my hands for an hour it's gonna be an hour conversation yeah okay it could go to baseball music black people racism yeah uh pussy with him he's so fucking great to talk to like he's told me about all my cousins all my uncles my sister you know my sister he filled me in on you know his uncle's sisters

well my mother's brothers you know he filled me in on i didn't know my grandfather did my grandfather was a junkie dude yeah he collected junk and fixed it and sold it on the streets of cuba to the tourist you know he was great he was a hustler you know he goes that's where you get it from your grandfather this week he called me up he's like do you have a minute i got it i'm like what are you talking about he goes i got it he goes for the last fucking two years i've been banging my head off the wall figuring out who you look like oh and i got it he goes rosita he goes you and rosita have the same cheeks and the same nose just like your daughter i've been sitting here for hours comparing the pictures he just goes off on tangents

he just goes off on tangents but that's gonna be future joey uh right it's gonna be future joey no shit and he'll call me while he's eating he eats peanuts every night so i can hear him breaking peanuts and he gets mad as he's talking to me he talks people about racism how they treated valley and cuba how a dog pissed on him one time but that dog pissing on him changed his life yeah it brought him good luck the other kids all died but the dog pissed on him on just this shit that's so deep and so he's so he has so much wisdom right so the other day i was just sitting there and i was like making like a neighbor i'm linking clothes like when you write down the good stuff yeah and the bad stuff and i gotta tell you man i broke down i had hit my cousin with an email

and i told her first and she was like bro he's really gonna miss you oh yeah and i go you don't think that motherfucker molded me ever since i've been talking to him yeah i've done a lot better of my life like i got happier after every conversation because he answered he even answered some hard questions i had to ask yeah that weren't pleasant for him he answered them all like a man so i told my wife i go my relationship with him during this whole comedy thing for the last 11 years has been gold don't get me wrong we've had our disagreements of course we've we've broken up twice in those 11 years for about three months we won't talk to each other you know because i told him one night he got pissed at me he goes i don't know what to do the bar is slow and i was all

fucked up i'm reefing i'm like teal why don't you get a hooker down there and let's sell some coke i'll get the mafia down there he's like stop with the mafia and he hung up on me that's the only thing yeah that would really break me down is saying goodbye to that fucking weasel because it's legit that's the end of my family tree yeah once he goes that's it i love my cousins i don't talk to my cousins right i talk to the girl you know our relationship never really blossomed we never really had time he's a school principal i talked to my cousin she got mad at me once or twice but my cousin came to a couple sets she came to see me shoot a few movies a few tv shows so her and i are cool she really loves mercy so yeah that that's what i'm gonna miss

i'm gonna miss the thing that's kept me together the thing that uh helped me become the man that i am today my uncle i'm gonna miss him a lot we talk a lot about a lot of shit and uh you know yeah but that's it man how can they find you podcast uh when's this out oh today today oh today podcast let there be talk i've got uh darryl dmc on the show today really yeah wow great episode that guy the legend legend from run dmc darryl dmc you are a fucking savage guys you moved over this thing you were looking for the cheapest apartment i always talk about you on the park i tell people i used to walk around the streets in new york when you're back back yeah waiting for a hotel tonight to open up true you know waiting to save a hundred dollars and you call me one night like

from the fucking lounge or whatever yeah you like i got it for 49 dollars dude rad yeah at the stand man i was sitting to stand till around uh 130 and there it is boom cheap hotel on hotels tonight you know you're gambling on that but you know i i uh i'm glad i did the 10 years of comedy and i'm still doing comedy hopefully i mean or if we get a vaccine it's on it is on but uh if we weren't ever able to do it again it was the the greatest 10 years of my life hands down it smoked everything i did in my life i've done a ton of great shit but nothing comes close to the comedy the fans that i've met and my friends you bill maren ian you know the the the the comedy store family all that it's just uh i'll never forget it i just remember one thing because i

was beating myself up a little bit last week and i gotta be as honest i can with you my dick is hard yeah my dick is hard i'm gonna tell you why because i was focusing on not doing comedy i was again the reason why we do this fucking podcast is to fucking you know put butts in the seats open no it's to open people's eyes yeah i want to open people's eyes i did this podcast to to fucking reverse my thinking this is my therapy you know so the therapy was this i was beating my i can't i came on the podcast last week and i actually said what you said like i'm miserable without stand-up which i am yeah i really am and we don't have a fucking crystal ball now we're here at the church you bill burr alley wong we don't have a crystal ball but nobody

could call when you're gonna start yeah i could go on a drive-in tour and have you big people horn at me and and you know what when it comes back it comes back and guess what i get a second chance to start over yeah how much fun is that gonna be dude it's gonna be nuts i thought about that that gonna be completely whether i move whether i move to tennessee indianapolis texas everywhere there's a subculture of rooms yeah like somebody's got a subculture of rooms of course like yeah in phoenix they got you know the house of comedy yeah the tempi improv the phoenix improv but there's a chubby mexican dude who's got three bars yeah and he pays 40 bucks and that's just fine because guess what i'll be worth 40 bucks yeah you know what i'm saying i don't want to go out make people

pay 25 to come see me ground zero i'm not gonna be worth 25 bucks brand new so i'm looking forward to this i hope i hope that everything works out and the comedy store does open because that's the perfect place to start from ground zero total oh oh i would be i would jerk off on the way down the hill that i'm going to the original room to do and then you just call it monday through friday that's it it becomes brand new again it's a new job monday through friday yeah take the weekend off because you're not worth it you're not worth it to perform on saturday yeah yeah are you really worth it yeah you're really gonna tell me you're worth it no you're not these aren't saturday night so yes that's what i would do i feel the same way i'm looking forward to start over yeah when that

date is i have no idea but you know what i can't worry about that i can just make myself stronger monday january the 20th i can just make myself stronger a couple push-ups maybe write something do i have the clarity and the focus to write comedy ah i can crack a few jokes with lee i could bust your balls a little bit yeah but the writer said i haven't taken that much out for brain yet yeah you know what i'm saying by the way i brought you some new mood oh yeah new hands because you said you're having problems sleeping yeah i brought you some kiko kiko these things are fucking tremendous and read what's in them so tell people what's in it cannabis infused uh botanical mints microdose this is great house three milligrams of cbn which uh jerry said

cbn is different than cbd it's uh it's another even another level two milligrams of thc so this will make uh good sleep in here that's all you need that's all you need that's a guy like you is not getting hot no two milligrams you start with two yeah then you eat a half of one you take your cbd lions sleep mints yeah i got cbd lion like crazy so what you do is you you don't get hooked on those you eat one one night your cbd lion at the other night yeah so nothing really sticks no no you don't get a mirror yeah three nights in a row you're done you're not gonna people eat melatonin that that works for fucking if you drink a yeah what's that drink that people used to drink to energize themselves have our energy all the red bulls red bull yeah other people feeling getting cancer

yeah you know yeah red balls everybody's in a rush they got cancer you know what i'm saying yeah why are you in a rush for everyone wants to stay up for 10 days yeah do matt stop stop with the fucking red bull do the real stuff yeah no do matt you got dremel drink a red ball and stay up no you're not that does if red bull does something to your pussy red boy is weak it's weak yeah if you get off for 12 hours i'm red bull oh don't even get there go eat ranch dressing yeah we're gonna shoot yourself down there goes that's what you want red bull you know it'd be funny joey i look forward to like maybe in two years when someone says uh man you became a better comic after the covid yes that's what's gonna happen i look forward to that i'm not depressed no more that looking at it from

that perspective yeah changed everything yeah i'm a little bored oh yeah i'm not sad anymore no i don't have that little brokenness no more i had it for about two weeks i'm not gonna lie to nobody i was a little hit me a little hard that you know this is hey listen and you guys know it if you were doing something if you're listening to this if you were doing something for five years and you stopped losing your job how do you feel yeah think of 29 and having a family and having a commonly family is what i mean i'm we all have families yeah yeah i'm a comedy family that you haven't seen and now little by little they're bailing now the waitresses are starting to bail i tell you what though the covid as bad as it is it was probably good thing for me because i was talking to maren

about this where i couldn't take a rest and i couldn't take a vacation or anything because i was at this point in my career where you can't you can't so you guess what yeah we're always at that point always that's what mark said yeah we can't always the day you start comedy yeah you never you can't stop when you really really start comedy you'll see it the day you really fall in love with comedy you'll see it yeah you'll see when you sell the tv you downsize your apartment because you're used to it you're getting ready for the apocalypse tell your own personal apocalypse you control it you shut off everything you know what i love comedy so much i'm gonna move into the fucking office and join the ymca and take a shower absolutely and pay 750 $50 i get a rent

and i live how i want to live i don't eat in here so you don't get rats right you eat outside eat on the corner you know but that's what you do full full vision man full vision like the horse track the church the horse is a kentucky derby man it's right here this is it so one good thing is my neck is fucking about 95 percent great my blood pressure is completely back to normal it's unreal i did it when did it raise it raised right around when the neck injury happened because they say when your body's injured your blood pressure and and i couldn't get it under control man i was exercising every day and i didn't need any salt or anything and i never had high blood pressure and you know lack of sleep getting up at five to get an uber to lax oh my god it's gonna

be cancer fuck yeah man and then you know gotta get new material gotta get gigs oh i gotta make money all that had it cooking and now it's just level that's it now we control where we want to go tell it all right we're older comics yeah we control exactly where we're gonna we want to go don't forget saturday is 40 year anniversary of back in black and for us it's gonna be a great day i'm gonna fucking celebrate it i'm gonna smoke some refill maybe do some type of fucking tube i don't know what but uh it's gonna be a fucking it's phenomenal that i even lived to look back at it i feel the same that's what i can't believe we're alive i can't believe i'm alive to look back at it you know uh timmy halloween my brother he's listening to this i want this podcast is dedicated

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