Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - Love, loyalty, and tradition with Renee Graziano from Mob Wives

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

Joey Diaz welcomes Renee Graziano, star of Mob Wives, to The Church of What's Happening Now. Joey talks about why he will never move to Texas and bribing airport employees. Renee tells an unbelievable story of betrayal, how being sober has changed her life, what it was like growing up the daughter of a Mob captain and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Press in code JOEY at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show & download the DraftKings Pick6 app & press in code JOEY. New customers get $50 in bonus picks with just a $5 entry on your first pick set.

Kick this motherfucker, Meal Lee. of what's happening now. New Testament, Tuesday, the 7th of October. It's myself and my little Jewish Cato, Lee Bugaloo-Sayat. We're here to bring you another week of nonsense, some news, and a beautiful interview. What's up with you, Tarzan? Good week, dude. No, no real complaints. What's up with you? Same shit. Just getting older, went down to Texas. Oh, yeah. It's a fucking hot. That's, listen, no. No, it's not going to fucking happen, okay? I don't like the heat.

Tony Montana and LA Colombians, I don't fucking like the heat. There's a certain heat I could take. There's a certain heat I'm durable for and I can rock with. There's a certain heat that destroys my fucking central nervous system. And it started growing up here in the summers with the humidity. When you're 13, 14, you want a little piece of nooky cookie. you walk up to one of Charlie's parties, and by the time you get here,

you got puddles under your arms. I didn't like that. No. I never liked that. Humidity is different. Colorado was low humidity, and I tried to live in that type of atmosphere for years. And I did, and even California,

has got two weeks where it's fucking unbearable. But the other 50 weeks, you know, fine. That shit for two days was unbearable. From the middle of that. And it was September. Like late September, was that bad? I waited, and everybody's like, ah, it'll be 80, it'll be 80 tops, 70 at night,

because it does drop at night. That's the thing about Austin, Texas. It's, I don't even know if it's a fucking desert. I got like an ethnic geography. I don't know what the fuck it is, but it gets cooler at night. All right, so I land. I land at 4 o'clock.

I mean, I left here. It was fucking perfect. Perfect, the weather's been in New Jersey and New York City. Perfect. the way it's supposed to be really fucking year at this time. This is supposed to be, you know, Yankees and Mets and fucking the Giants.

Well, all those four of the teams suck. But it's supposed to be this type. It's beautiful. There's the type of year you come to New York. Right. Fucking now, there's a little window between March and May. That's fucking gorgeous. But this is it.

So I leave the airport here. I'm leaving like Zaja Gabor. Let me tell you something. I had check, you know, I look up to Austin 10-day weather. the five-day weather and the three-day weather and I fucking make my... Because all the weather is

is a hypothesis. Right. Okay? They don't know more than you. They don't know more than you, okay? It's a complete guess. They look, they got the maps and they make a thought,

oh, this, it's going to be rain here. There's a 60% rain chance of fucking on Tuesday. Well, the Jets got 60% of beating fucking nobody. So what are you telling me? It's going to rain or not, but they always hinge you.

Right. So they don't look bad. Like when you go take your car for service, it's going to be 10 days, the tariffs, the Chinese people, you know, right? They hate you and everything, and then you get your car in four days. Yeah. You look great. They knew you were going to get in four fucking days. But just in case.

Just in case. They hit you with the 10-day fucking rule. Yeah, the weather's a pain in the ass. And you, and like, you like watching the local news, so you couldn't do that with Texas. You had to, like, go online and, like, you were doing research? No. I just go on Austin weather, and I look at the three days. So I pack a light, the whole fucking thing, okay?

Here's what they don't fucking tell you, okay? I land, beautiful flight, not bad meal. Not a fucking bad meal, United. Very nice. They even had a banana pudding. I gave it to a baby who was sitting next to me. I was a gentleman. I didn't touch the bread.

I just ate the fucking entree. I get there, I'm like the third guy off the plane. Guess what? What? We're in gate like 12. Guess where baggage claim is? Ten and a half. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's one of the first. of those planes where you're like, this, I don't even need my inhaler. I made it baggage claim. Guess what? What? I fucking look up and guess what? There's my fucking luggage. I take the luggage.

Oh, fantastic. As I'm walking out, some Puerto Rican kids talk to me from the Bronx. I talk to him as I'm talking to him, I press in the whole top in my Uber. When I look at the fucking thing, it says two minutes away. Mm-hmm. Okay. Two minutes is fine. Beep, whatever, $45.

Mm-hmm. And then my card didn't take. So I had to go through PayPal, which is fine. I doubled it up through PayPal. So boom. Awesome thing we've located, his name was Hector. All right. Hector will be there in eight minutes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just told me two fucking minutes. I felt like, what's his name? And it's in that movie with Brad Pitt when he's a fighter. Oh, Fight Club? No, no, the other one, where he's, a Russian, when he's a fucking from Ireland. Snatch.

Oh, I just watched that this week. How good is that fucking movie? Fucking a great movie. That's a great movie. But when the guy's cooking the sausages, he goes, how long? Five minutes. Hey, how long for the sausages?

Ten minutes. Wait, whoa, whoa. You just told me five minutes, ten minutes ago. What the fuck? That's how you feel. You just told me two minutes and it doubled up to eight. Now I'm in there four minutes and it's still stuck at eight. So I want to see what this motherfucker is.

I'm looking at this fucking arrow and I'm out there where's all this traffic at, right? I want to see what this fucking traffic is. So I made the mistake to going out there dog and I got hit all with a shot of fucking hot air.

If you thought landing in Florida was bad? Oh, I know. I was just going to say that. This was made it look like a fucking dream vacation. It just hit me and had a t-shirt on. Nice, very nice t-shirt and nice black shorts with a belt with socks, sneakers. Okay.

I'm not out there two minutes and I can feel a bead pop out of the Cuban Afro. Surprise it took two minutes. And it went quick because there's no more hair back there. It goes quick down the valley. It really does. Right down my back.

I'm sitting there eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes, eight minutes. Guess what? Now he's down to a minute. He went from eight to one. I don't know how to fuck he did this. unless he's fucking got one of those rocket ships he went from 8 to 1 and he's like I'm arriving

I'm arriving I'm arriving I'm arriving I'm standing there for fucking 10 minutes I'm there 22 minutes I'm fucking furious I'm steaming and finally asked one of the guys like a dog where's the Uber and he goes come here you see that building over there he goes you gotta walk through that

all the way through there and when you see oh yeah Austin's a pain in the ass Oh, my God. I forgot about that. I fucking told him, are you fucking kidding me? And he's like, you know, you got to do it. I'm like, okay.

So I was halfway I was having a heart attack. I was just thrown. It was like when I gave Christi Lorenzo the edible. And he threw like cold water in his face on the way home. I'm telling me, he just put the bottle water in the car. I'm like, Chris, you're right? He's like, not really. That's why I poured water in my head.

That's what I had to do that. And then I got that. I'm like, Hector, where the fuck are you? and he's like arriving in eight four minutes i'm like you know what fuck hector yeah and there was some uh arabian cab drive and i asked him i got to get here and he goes get in chubby i'm surprised you didn't do that i gave me a fucking towel i gave that guy like a $50 tip nice because he gave me a towel and he had fucking cold waters with ice he took it right out he goes i'm no i'm sorry it's very hot down here put the towel on your head i'm like you're a fucking

bad motherfucker oh nice he opened the wind windows. He had it perfect. The air. He's like, yes. It's very hot. Did you even cancel the Uber or did you just let him go? Like, let him show up. To be honest with you, I'm actually impressed with you that you knew how to call an Uber. Do you don't know Uncle Joey. Uncle Joey's a traveling man. So now, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bring that beat back. Bring that beat back. So now I do my stem cells that weighs too well. I do a spot at the fucking comedy mothership, which was a perfect night. My friend got sick, which I love her to death. I didn't give a fuck. And then I get there and I'm like, what am I going to do in this heat? What the fuck? Am I going to

doing this heat? But I'm going to go back to ways to well. We're going to do this heat. And I go, you know what? I'm just going to go home. I'm going to go home. When I got back to the hotel, the Uber dropped me around the corner. We're doing construction on 6th Street. Oh, no. No, another fucking, another batch of fucking sweat that attacks my body. I basically went upstairs. I was packed already. I just basically took a t-shirt out and a pair of shorts

and re-wash my ass because I'm not flying with a fucking muggy ass. That's not a good recipe. No. I fucking powdered the balls good. I put that bettenache and ache of the powder. I save it just to go, no, no, no, no. Oh, what's that? In the flate, because when you have shorts,

you have to really imagine, listen, I'm a sick. two-year-old man. Right. It's like an old animal, okay? I'm that old bull on the fucking farm, okay? And I got a nice pair of balls and all the other things around, but you don't see them hanging too much.

You know why? Why? Because out of all those bulls, my balls smell the worst, okay? So now I'm on a plane, and I don't like wearing underwear with a fucking pair of shorts. Why?

Because it just don't work. I don't like wearing underwear with a pair of jeans either. But with a pair of jeans, Nobody could get a whiff. But with the shorts, somebody's getting a whiff. I don't know who's the next to me on the plane. You can smell your balls through the shorts?

Listen, if there's a dirty woman, two feet from me, I can smell that pussy. I just have it. Oh, bro, please. I can smell a dirty pussy from fucking, I grew up over here. I grew up in Jersey. I'm trained to smell like a, like if, you know, you could smell a smelly fucking dragon. You can smell it when you're talking to them. You're like, Jesus Christ.

And it's not bad. I like the smell of a vagina. And if it's got that wang to it, it's not bad. I'm not complaining. You can smell it. You can sense it. You're like, oh, that's good. Okay.

You know, whatever. But it's not what people think when they smell your balls. Not really. I'm 62. When I was 22, my balls must have been a paradise. It was like eating a double cone. It's like getting a double cone ice cream. Right.

You lick both the sides. Once chocolate, once vanilla. Women love your balls when you're under 30. They fucking. lick them to dirt with coke no coke they don't give it they suck them in your visually oh look how all this is going through your head on the way to the airport so no no it doesn't matter right now so I'll get to the airport everything's going beautiful but I shot stem cell in my name and they put a band in on it I had like a little

boo-boo. And I really wasn't a mood to fucking walk through this airport. But I'm a man. And I'm not going to take away a seat. First of all, they drive him on a wheelchair. I don't want to be driving around a wheelchair. You got one of those scooters. You better throw that cripple guy out because I'm taking that seat for the small 40. I'm taking that. I've done it before. Some guy was there with crutches. I got one of those black dudes for 50 in Dallas. Shit, don't clean up the, everybody off the, everybody in the house. All the golf carts or something? Yeah, in Dallas. The connections are deep Chicago.

Yeah. You have to take, before you go to Chicago, Dallas, always have an emergency $50 bill. Because if they don't get you on the way out, on the way in, they're going to get you on the way out. You're going to be in a pinch. And Chicago, $50 bills work best. They don't give a fuck if you're a cop.

They don't give a fuck of you or a soldier. They don't get a fuck of you in the Army. How do I know? Because I've seen it. I had my American airline ID one time. Right. And I put a 50 behind it in Chicago. I was on a line from here to Bulgaria.

And let me tell you some, some dude was, what's going on? I go, listen, I put the card around. He goes, get out of the line. This motherfucker walked me to my plane. People couldn't even get plane tickets. Everything was canceled. The small 50, that definitely gets their attention. They pulled me out of the fucking line and, boy, and I gave him like an edible.

Once we walked through a line, I started giving them edibles and guerrilla biscuits. I gave him everything I had because he saved my life. You give, like, have you kicked somebody off one of those golf carts? You like, stop it and, like, I need to. and they kick somebody off of a golf cart. I can't lie, twice. That is... I didn't kick him off.

The black dude kicked him out. Not me. He's like, dog, homie's paying the tab here. You know what I'm saying? I remember one time it was this old couple. You know, when the old couple that's white is a real pain he asked and they asked you a lot of questions. Yeah?

And I pulled up and I'm like, dog, where are we going? He's like, hold on one second. Folks, they put him to the side. And they were like, where are we going? He's like, another guy coming for you. And he called one of his cousins. All right, now we can do business. Get on this motherfucker.

I'm like, stop at the taco place. Stop here and get me right to the fucking window. Oh, my God. That is fantastic. But this is terrible. So I get to the airport. I'm fucking tired, guys. I was out to two.

I couldn't fall asleep. Now I got up early because I forgot to take my fucking prescription pill shit to sleep. I couldn't sleep all night. I was restless. And then you get up and everything's a fucking hike in that heat. Now I get to the airport, and I'm like, it's going to be a fucking airport was empty as fuck. I get to the airport and they're like, oh,

I'm a bone, take your luggage. I got my little sleep at me a bag. I walk and I see a little window for clear. All right, I'm in. Let me get a... Oh, you are clear, but you have to walk all the way down there because you're not TSA approved. I go, look, don't.

What if I was? You can't even ask you know who you could bribe And you know who you can't bribe at the airport The new generation They can't accept that time They're fucking retarded right So I didn't say nothing I got and where is it

The lady points again Remember that fucking guy the day before with the Uber Right It was even twice long Oh no I saw a little I couldn't even see it I'm like oh my God I start walking over

I got to start peeing I'm an old man That bladder breaks At any time And dog I hold it to the Yeah, like when I pull the skin back on the Cuban egg roll, it just blows on the wall at the hotel. There was a Chinese man next to me. I didn't even make it the other day.

Anybody who came after me slid into fucking the toilet, there was piss everywhere on the floor. So I could just imagine pooling by your feet. That's why I hate Newark. Because I get anxiety when I walk in an airport. All right, so you're walking to Newark United. Right. Walking the premium, right? Premium.

Premium means white people. White people who are in shape. That's what premium means. Who don't mind paying a little extra for all the comforts of home to be close by. Right. Walking to United. But at the time you walk to your window for premium,

you got to pee. And guess what that bathroom is? There pinga, that's down in fucking Holboken. Now you've got to take your little fucking bag. You already got to pee and you're going to walk the whole balkin. and hold you pee and then pee and then walk by. Anyway, why get into that topic? Let's just get to the situation at hand.

Right. So they made me walk over. The line was quick. I'm not going to lie to nobody. It was maybe fucking a minute 30, and I was true. On the way there, they saw something hot over here. So they filled up my balls with the guy with the gloves on both sides. I don't know why.

Both ends, they kept telling me my balls were on fire. So fucking. some little black guys hitting my balls with his fucking with the back of his hand yeah like it's a speed bag like he's like so fucking like they're nice guys

and they're like where are you going and I show him my plane together goes oh you're in 3A I look up I'm in window 18 I can live with that I walk all the way down to three

guess what motherfuckers there ain't No 3A. I already have the sandwich. I bought some Shadruel sandwich. There ain't no 3A. I show it to the United Lady, and she's like, no, you're window 29.

It looks like, you know, we'll have to walk over there. Now, let me explain something to you. Some people do kinky things at airports. I do kinky things for all the wrong reasons. Okay? I want to get on that plane, either number one, number two, or number three, Lee. Right.

You're my witness. Am I always on that plane first? Oh. I don't care. I forgot a lie to him. I'm 1K, military. I tell them whatever they need to hear. You set up, I could paint the picture right now.

You're right at the edge of the line with the Sleepy Avenue machine and just looking for, like, you're just ready. I'm focused. I want to be in that plane, the top three people, because I never want to get into a misunderstanding about the luggage thing. Nothing bothers me more than when you actually pay for a first class ticket and some guy that's sitting in 26B walks on and throws his luggage and has been. and now the people in first class can't fit their fucking luggage. That's why they paid for that fucking plane ticket. And you know what?

I stick to it. Even though I get my upgrades out the ass. I got two million fucking upgrades with everybody. Every time I fly, they're like, oh, you get the bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. For five years, I played donkey, and they kept giving me shit. Ah!

You motherfuckers want to fly during the pandemic? That's not me. and they kept giving me tickets, they matched them, they offered me a credit card for like half of what they, they even called my fucking house. JetBlue called my house and said, Mr. Diaz, what's the fucking problem? What do we need to do here?

You have not, you are on our flights once a month. What did we do wrong? I go, none, I don't live in California anymore. They were like, oh my God, we're so sorry. I don't travel as much. They were always very good to me. I think I had two delays. Now they get delayed every three weeks.

Anyway. So you had to walk... Did you walk all the way there? I started to make the trek. But I tapped out by five. I was done. Isn't that two? I would already walk to Uber.

Yeah. Two is all I needed. You went from three to five. Look, listen, this is how bad society is today. My face is red. The airport, it was 94 degrees with, I don't know what level of humidity. And the airport was humid, guys. It's like a fucking squint.

You could actually see that the shirt I had on was like a great t-shirt. It was already sweaty down the year. My hair was wet. I'm sweating. I go up to the guy. Now, again, I reach in my pocket, guys. The money's in my hand. If he would have been smart, if he knows Uncle Joey and how chubby and how you don't like

the fuck around, he could have said, give me the whole knot. And I would have gave it to him. Take me to the fucking plane. Take it. I want you to fucking cut everybody off. You see a guy walking with still kick the stilt. Let him know what I'll give you the whole fucking ward. It was like 300 bucks.

Again, the kid looked at it and he goes, we can't do it unless you fly Frontier or American Airlines. I go, don't. I'm over here dying. I'm a 62-year-old senior. Now I'm got to go for the violin strings. Yeah, oh, yeah. And he's like, I still can't do it.

And I'm talking to him with the roll. the 20s right there in a yardstick. I can't do it. I'm like, dog, I'm sure. I looked at him and I go, you know what? You really suck. You really do. As a human being, you suck. You won't take a bribe. You didn't do anything here. You didn't do anything. You can only work for Frontier. They're fucking bagel eaters. You can only, you know, that's it. That's all you can fucking do.

So now I'm walking. I'm huffing and puffing and a fucking Mexican lady actually comes up to me. And she goes, sir, are you okay? I go, no, I got to get the fuck. and gate 29, blah, blah, blah. She goes, well, I'll try to send a cart for you. We don't really have carts. They're going to have to call central booking, and then they have to call here. They're going to have to call news.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm like, listen, I'll just take my time. Guess what this lady did? She got on the finger. She goes, United, I have a very angry man here. I wasn't even angry. I was just breathing everything. I'm sweating.

And you want to fucking stop me from walking to my destination to ask me what my ticket number is on the flight. I'm like Jose Diaz. I've been flying with you guys since Jesus left, you know? What the fire? You know, it's just... Right. And then, thank

God. A cop from the club saw. Oh, thank God. Rogan's employees, a bunch of cops there at night. Right. He goes, sure, everything all right. I go, no, I can't get a fucking thing. I just went to waste away. He goes, hold on. He went behind the thing. They were looking at him. Like, you're not allowed to do that.

He was telling him, relax, and he pulled it out. On the walk, he said it to him. He goes, this is what America is building. This is the bullshit. This is why it's all bullshit. For America to get better, people have to start acting. Like, I could have been somebody's grandfather with a missing fucking lung. You know what I'm saying?

And these two kids, they were kids, both of them 24. Listen, when I was 24, if you would have showed me 300 bucks after I got to carry old people around for a $2 tip, I would have fucking robbed the sleep at me bag and kicked me down the stage. I would have took me to your night and go, hold on, there's a door. Get the fuck out of here.

Stupid motherfucker. And I would have everything. The chain, they just, I'm not saying I want you to be a criminal, but at least be a half a human being. You know what, sir? The hell with Frontier. Give me 25 bucks.

I have you there, tip-top, Magoo. Oh, yeah. I got an Asian friend. He knows how to. You could whip him for the extra time, you know what I'm saying? Have you ever thought about it? They have suitcases now that, like, you can sit on and drive you places. Like, you could actually, like, sit on the top of your suitcase.

There's some point where you cannot be a fat fuck or you live. I don't want to have knee surgery. I did not want to have knee surgery. And it was COVID. People had to wear a mask. And the day I went, it was a cold day in January to do the pre-screening. I went in there, you know me, dog. I always got an itchy figure.

I'll leave at the drop of a fucking dime. You really will? I walked out of a weed store the other day. That's it. They kept me waiting for 20 minutes, four times. Done. I go into a wheel store down the corner. I'm in and out of there like I'm a fucking man.

Good for you. You know, so what are we talking about? About the suitcase that with wheels. But that's crazy. Oh, no, no. I go to the doctor's office 9 in the morning. My wife drops me off. So I know I've got to take an Uber home.

Okay. I know I'm not sitting in this doctor's office. This is bullshit. It's COVID. You got 80 fucking people in this doctor's office. why everybody needs to knee surgery now. My knee was fucked up. But I'm like, I don't even want the knee.

I don't want to do this. I'd rather stay at home. I'm scared to leave the house. I don't even want to leave the fucking house. And I'm standing there holding on to a wall. And this guy comes in that had to be 360 pounds. And there for the grace of guy, go I.

At the time, I was like 3.16. And this motherfucker had the giant gear. Both knees had braces on him, shorts. He hasn't put pants on in 10 years. The one calf had the blood in it from the starting to swell. This motherfucker gets to the front of the line. I think he's got like a suit. I don't even know what he's got.

He flipped it over. He opened it up. It was a cooler. He took like a beer out and he sat on the beer on the cooler. And he's like telling the lady, yeah, six for four. you know, 205. I mean, he was like 5, 6, 400 pounds or something. Oh.

And I go, that's not going to be me. I might as well get the fucking knee surgery. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fuck yeah. You have to do something. Right. It even says if you have knee problems to walk 6,700 steps

and your knees will nulligate some of the fucking pain. It's the people that just tap out and go, I got a bad knee. Don't you all have a fucking bad knee? Right. You have a bad knee because that has been. blood in the ass. You had blood in your dick. By the way, I was, I can't wait to see where this goes. I have a dear, dear friend that works at chill cryotherapy in Marlborough. Okay. And the other day I was having Starbucks. She was telling me that she goes, this weekend I have to

work. I can't see my son until Sunday. And I don't want on to. Because Saturday, they're coming, they're training us. And out of all the girls, we all signed up because they're paying you a lot to train. And what they do is they put something in a guy's dick and they put gloves on you and they shoot the dick or the pee hole inside the pee hole. Oh, fuck that. And it makes your dick grow an incher.

And it makes your dick get harder up to 90% whatever. Is it a one-time shot or you got to keep going back? I think they blast you two times. But I asked her like a week later, they go, how did that go? I go, do you have to hold the guy's balls and squeeze them? And she goes, no, they sent you. the lady. We just had a do it on like a fake dildo or something. I look. Holy shit. It's a different world out there, guys. If you haven't slung some dick, get ready. Speaking of slinging dick,

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It's the season to sling dick. Ho, ho, ho. We're back! Anyway, our guest this week is a dear friend, I love it a death. You guys might recognize it from Mob Wives, which unbelievably ran from 2011 to 2017. It's got to be one longest lasting shows on VH1, even out lasted the Chubby Show. Remember the Chubby Show? Remember the money they were given 90 grand?

Who? VH1. That's how they got on board in the beginning. Really? What was the name of the show? They were given somebody 90- Was the biggest loser? An episode?

I'm coming back. 90 grand for the season. Oh, for the season. Okay. Listen, but it was like eight episodes. Really? They sent a car for you to pick you up. You went to whatever gym or trainer you wanted to.

Really? They would cover your meals if you needed them. Yeah. Celebrity loser. Oh, the biggest loser. That wasn't MAP. That wasn't VH-1. Yes, it was.

Anyway, don't listen to anybody on this fucking cake. Because I would have started. Before, my boy, I'm the biggest loser. Okay. There was one on NBC. Yes. That was very big. That one I remember.

Then there was one on VH1. Before that. It was the one like fucking, every fucking stiff in America went on there. Like every weird stiff, okay? I missed that because that was chubby when we started in my boss. 90,000 for eight Sundays. Really?

You taped on Sunday. They took your mountain resort. They rubbed your feet. You went to different things to get healthy. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I missed that one. So there was a big one on NBC with Jillian Michael. Yes, correct. And everybody else became the fucking star. Right, okay. Celebrity Fit Club. Yes. Celebrity Fit Club was at VH1.

Really? Very interesting. Well, and they had another one too, celebrity something else. Not cook off, there's nothing like that. On VH1, they had Celebrity Rehab. Yeah. Celebrity rehab. Yeah.

That's the one. I remember that. That's the one. That's the one. Yes. That's right. Right. And they had crazy man on there, the guy who played whatever in LaBombo. Gary Busey. No. Gary Bucci was on there. Got a lot of crazy people on there. Stephen Adler. That's right.

They had the fucking. Yeah, they had a lot of celebrities on celebrity rehab. Then they had a celebrity, my God. Celebrity wife swap. Big Ange did that one with Jack, what's his name, George Hamilton? Right. Is that his name? Is that the guy that's all? slick back and stuff. She had to be his wife. Yeah, they did have, they had celebrity rehab. They had a lot of, actually, VH1 used to, in my opinion, used to be a really good channel to watch, especially when Mob Wives was on, if you ask my opinion. But not just because I'm from Mob Wives, but because, well, I'm a huge fan of the Love and Hip Hop franchise, so I do watch it.

But I think when mob wives came along, we, we dropped jaws. Like, the way we were, nobody was expecting anything like us. Got a lot of shit for it in real life. My dad stopped talking to me for two years because of the show. So I paid a lot emotionally and mentally. Actually, even physically, I die. In the end of season one, it airs in. season two with bad plastic surgery, flatlined, like got mercy through my body,

had to, I swear to God, sat up during surgery while I was chopped in half. Yeah, I'm a very interesting person, so, and you never know what I'm going to do. And that's true, yeah. It was, it was interesting. And shout out to my sister, Jennifer Graziano, who created and produced the show. She's responsible. So when you people, like, have bad things to say, please say it to her and not me for a change. but that was like a weird not a weird time but I remember it was like 2011 was right out like four or five years into reality TV it was on Sunday we changed a few days but I know we were on Sundays at one point sorry to interrupt because I remember it was the playoffs and our numbers were so close we were as almost I think maybe the Giants possibly the Giants were in the playoffs maybe back then yeah they could not they were like 3 8 and we were 3 5 and

Nobody could get over it because that was the season right after my rad ex-husband did the shit that he did. So I die. I die. He comes to me in the hospital. He gives me this Rolex that I didn't have, which was the stainless deal in my very demented bane. And I'm very honest when I speak so. I don't want to, no sympathy here whatsoever. But I'm a domestic violence abuse survivor, rape survival, all.

And he's my abuser. So he comes back and I think to myself, oh, I had to die for this man to love me. And I took him back and the watch. I wanted the watch. Long story short, that watch had a wire in it. And he does go on to cooperate and put my dad in jail. So when we came out of the gate in season two,

everybody was like, and it happened all in real time. So while you were watching it, it was happening to me. He put a wire and a watch? I can curse, right? You can do whatever you want. That's still pigeon, motherfucker. You have no clue. No clue.

That he not only did that, he only came back to me to set my father up. My father just came home after doing 11.5. He comes back. I think he loves me. I move this jerk off in. And the next thing, you know, he turns himself in.

I find out the newspaper reads, ex-mob wife star hubbies I got that when you got that When you open the news I opened the news And I remember Oh shit I just lost train and daughter

Because I was thinking rat rat rat rat That's all I can think about I'm so sorry It consumes me sometimes Because I'm so appalled That this man that we took in That my father ultimately Wanted to give him our last name

My father loved this man loved him. He got in less trouble than I did. Like, it was always, it's Renee's for him. My father would be like, Renee, what did you do? But meanwhile,

it was really never me. It was always him. But long story short, he comes back. He does all this shit. He leaves. He leaves me with a tax bill. We know the IRS does not fuck around.

So I'm like, how am I going to put it? But if he's a stoolie, they should have. But you know what they did? They gave him these watches, right? So I go to the jewel. I said,

fuck this. I'll lock the watch. I'll pay the bill. I'm good. There's Rolex. There's, like, all these fancy watches. I can't say half the names because I'm not a label whore. Maybe a little bit of a tramp, but not a label whore. But anyway, bring him to the jeweler. The jeweler says, Renee, sit down. He comes out and he goes, I got a bad. I got something to tell you. And it's bad. I was like, Jimmy, give me the fucking money. I got to go pay these taxes. He said, sit down. I sat down. He goes, Renee, all the watches are fake.

And I said, how much worse could this fucking get? and they all have wires. He said, who gave you the watch? I said, my ex-husband. He said, take it all. And that's how I found out that my watch had a wire. And it was fake.

Which one pissed you off more? That they were fake. Yeah, that's a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no joke. Thank God for his sake, I did not know. I would not be here. I'd be in jail for murder. I would have killed him.

Because he put my father, my uncle, my best friend's husband. and a couple of other gentlemen away. And there's not even a question in my mind of, you know, because then people were like, oh, she must have known, she must have known. Let me tell you something about me. I love my father so much.

Like my father, God is first and foremost, and God is my God up there. But on earth, that was my God. Like, my father's my, I shouldn't call him God. That's my hero. He's my, he's my Superman, you know. So for me, I think, and I had gotten so.

sober the second I found that out it didn't last very long though but I did but I did but I did I stayed over like six months but I also had a nervous breakdown a legitimate like hospitalized nervous breakdown and then I started uh that you know got carried away with partying and I was never a I shouldn't even say partying I self-medicated I never got it I didn't party maybe when I was younger champagne cocaine a little bit of this but I was never a party girl I was I'm going to to medicate myself so much that I can't feel anything because I didn't want to they took my father my father was home for three months I waited for this man for for he he did 15 I waited for him and I remember writing him a letter shortly before he came home and my mom still hasn't it said daddy don't talk to anybody I I put money on it before Thanksgiving like the day before like they normally come and pinch you you're going and it's over talk to nobody he didn't listen to me and it normally would be the Wednesday

or they would pick you up on a Thursday but they picked him up on that Tuesday before Thanksgiving and I once again lost my father to the federal correctional facility I should just say the government and my ex-husband went off and I didn't believe it I still wouldn't believe it

I read it everybody said it and I didn't believe it and then one day I was on the phone I was still taking calls, but understand I took a couple of calls because I really wanted to find out a few other things. And I said, did you do it? He's like, you got to come with me. I said, did you do this? And he said, yes.

And I was like, you should just die. I hung up the phone. And that was November, that was December of 11. And I've never spoke to him again. He wrote, you know, he's always trying to kill me. That's his big thing. But do it already. Because he's not killing fucking nobody.

But the bottom line for me is mob wives, on a lighter note, on a lighter note, I think God handed me the sentence he did in life. And I talk about the addiction, the abuse, the sexual assault, and everything else because it's my job to help somebody else get through it. I'm still standing after everything I've been through. And trust me, you guys got this much compared to what I've been through. Then, okay, cool. Let's talk about some real fucking shit here, though, okay?

Which should you? Aside from rats? Huh? Aside from the rats. Let's talk about all this shit. Okay, let's go. You were a little girl. Yes.

One day, I'm just assuming. Dad. One day, you kind of had an idea about what you're dead. I was 16, but I'll tell you that story afterwards. Well, before you were 16, something happened. You opened up the fucking paper name. There was a guy laying in a fucking yard with a cigar in his mouth who had been shot by fucking...

One of those rats? You know, the other side of the faction. Okay. I mean, because it was 1979. Carmen Galante got shot at Joe Marys and some fucking. and whatever, Brooklyn, Stateni. And I still remember being a kid and opening up that newspaper

and seeing that fucking picture. They didn't shoot him with the cigar on his mouth. You talk about the man in the backyard? Yeah. Gallo? Crazy joke out, no? I don't know this guy. Carmine Galante.

So Carmine Galante was in Sicily and he was in jail. Okay. And while he was in jail, I guess Rusty was running everything. And this fucking guy came out of jail and he goes, you know, I'm doing, I'm running things.

So he just started making so much money He didn't want to pay up And they whacked them Somebody whacked him They became a captain with another family And that's the fucking history Of the bananas with the alleged family Was he said about Rusty

Restelli? Yes, that was the alleged family That your father was associated with And then after that it was just A tremendous history in folklore Because yeah You had all these other families doing what they were doing but this family was in charge of doing one thing and doing one thing only

and that was in bringing in the real motherfucking shot shot okay and they were bringing in from over there but their main course was out of fucking Montreal and there was a family up there motorcycle family who I ended up meeting 20 years later through jujitsu hang up you fucking believe that

how fucking small is that that my friend I go where are you doing in Montreal He goes, I wanted to do a seminar. I go, what jiu-jitsu school? He goes on. And I go, call him, um, ask him if his father is such and such. And he called him right in front of me, and he goes, all right. And I go, oh, shit.

Drop that phone. You're on a fucking canned-to-camera, motherfucker. And they just did some fucking, to a regular taxpaying American, you guys would call them criminals. They were probably on the Epstein list, you know, whatever the fuck, right? But when I was growing up, that was my fucking world was reading this shit. But they were interesting because, you know, there was such an interesting family. I know you were around all these motherfuckers because I've read some of your comments and seen some of your shit.

Okay? So let's lay it out here. So, all right, so. Better lay that out, then bodies good. The fucking beautiful thing about this is that the guy. who was, and I know you know that sexy motherfucker, the Bonaventre guy. That's right Bonaventre.

You were around when he was still a good looking dude? I was only born in 69. Right, so this happened in 79. So you're 10. I'm 10. I'm 14, maybe 15. And I still remember this in the papers. I mean, I'm like seeing this fucking picture of this gangland style shooting. And whatever the fuck you're into at that time,

it just became that. Like, I had always been into that because my family, the numbers, the Cubans, the whole fucking deal. But now it's like, wait a second. This is getting interesting because all you're live, you heard about the Lucchese's. Now it's the fucking banana.

And then banana from there started. They started ripping shit up. And that's where you get the Joe Pistone thing. We were discussing. So. With Sonny Black and fucking lefty and fucking Nikki Glasses. And that's a complete different history.

That's a common. And after that shit, heads rolled. They lost the commission. And then a guy called a chubby dude that was pretty tight up there. I had a brother-in-law called Vitaly. And he had fucking Joe Messina, who, believe it or not, about 10 years ago, somebody sent me a script. And they really wanted me to play Big Joe, but I was four inches too small.

Two of the producers wanted me. But two of them said, he's too small. They should have just put something in your shoes. But then again, why you want to play something? He's just a bigger guy. He was a big, big guy. I will say this. You grew up around fucking men

that were fucking gangsters what I'm trying to say. And you ended up with, look at the fucking bib squeaks walking around today. That have given evidence and they, Sonny Black, that shit happened with Pistone.

He was in a whole three days fucking later. Like this is fucking, and the guy knew they were going to kill him. I will say this. So I didn't know anything really about my dad. I was 13 the first time my dad got arrested.

And this is what's, really fucking crazy. So I'm going to sidetrack it for one second. So I go visit my dad at the cemetery a lot. So I've been there very recently like more than than normal. Like take the guy upstairs for a walk. We got to, we got to figure it out down here. I need something to do. I need more work. I go home and I swear my four grandchildren, I decide to throw on TV and it's comes up the Bronx Zoo. And it's, uh, do you guys like the Yankees? Okay. So I'm not a baseball girl, but my father took me to see everybody. And it's about the Yankees. And I don't know why. Don't know why. I said, whatever, I turn it on. And now I'm so enthralled in this. Like, I'm shocked about the Yankees and the scandal and the this and then that. And it gets to the second episode and I'm texting. Oh, you got to watch this. Swear on everything fucking holy. All of a sudden, my father's face pops up.

He's talking about how this guy, the rat, this guy, Howie, the rat, who told on George Steinbredder, it talks about the five families and he owes everybody money and there's every wise guy's face. But for some reason, my father's staring at me on the TV. It was like, I don't know why I brought this up, but I'm bringing it up. I have ADD, okay? And I have OCD, which stands for organized crime disorder too. But anyway, my point was I saw my father and then I saw all those names. and I had such a flashback of like Casabella restaurant.

So Uncle Mike was, the owner was Mike Sabella. He was Uncle Mike. Lefty Regerio. My father loved Lefty. So to me, all these men were uncles. And all these men were good men. And I don't care what anybody says, rats, a rat. And I'll never fucking change my feelings on them.

But the old time of good wise guys. And I know Joe became a rat. But when I knew Joe as a child, These men were men. They were solid men back then. You know what I mean? I got to remove you out of the conversation now. But these were men like that shut up.

My father's mugshot is so fucking bad. I'm going to show you a little clip. God, you could spot him anywhere. He didn't know if he wanted to break your legs to eat you, one or the other. But it was the worst fucking picture. Not one picture with a smile. Only were you. No.

No. You know what? There are a couple with me with a smile. Usually he didn't even smile. He's like, I'm getting rid of her finally. No, but you know what? Who fucking smiled in the 70s? Everybody today?

Yeah, no. You had that permission to smile when I was a kid. Shut the fuck up. What are you laughing about? The old. Nobody remembers that shit. Nobody smiled. The old school wise guys were on such another level.

It was such. All the other kids were embarrassed. I took the news article to school. Like, look, my dad made the paper. I said, everybody's ducking. Nobody picked on me in school after that. I was bullied in school really bad until that. And my father said, you come home and tell me, who's bullying you?

And, man, he was such a great man. He was such a great man. I wish he would have. I shouldn't say that. I'm glad he, I'm not happy he passed, but I'm glad he passed when he passed because if he was to see what the fuck is going on now, who's got a podcast. We got a franchisee. I know it's frenzzi.

It's franchisee. It's the other person. I don't even say his name. But every day, you got that Casal person. You got the one that I just had a fight with all over social media. I wouldn't give him airtime right now, neither. But you guys know what I'm talking about. The guys who do podcast and make a ton of money,

but nobody's paid back any family member that they've murdered. And I say it like that because I can. A lot of those kids that were left behind were my friends and they didn't get lunch money no fucking more and they didn't get to go shopping no more because what, and I know it's that world and I understand what you sign up for.

I'm not saying that they walk a straight fucking line but I'm saying, you know what? If you owe somebody, pay them the fuck back. Okay? Come back to me. It's a very heated topic for me because my father did his fucking time like a man more and then they they put my father in a position when he passed away they they took something from him that meant more to him than

anybody and then they put you up there on one of those things and you know what I say top motherfucking shelf that's what my father is top fucking shelf all day he didn't even need to be one of them my father's self-fucking made self-made man couldn't read he couldn't He couldn't write. He couldn't read. He couldn't write. He couldn't none. Yeah, consulari. That's the fucking position he made it to. So they can say whatever they want. They can blame mob wives all they want. Let me break this down to for the people that don't know. It's called the change of hands. They didn't want to give him back what was coming him. So they blamed his fucking daughters. Oh, I've never said that before.

They put him on a shelf. Yeah. Top fucking shelf. Top-shelf. That's where they put them. But guess what? It's fine. It's fine. My father's still more of a fucking man than all of them men out there. Well, not all of them. I like some. You know what the reality of the world is? A lot of people never get to see this. But it takes something like that to see the color of people. To see what direction and how quickly they turn. You go, wow. You can't even get upset. You go, wow, 30 years of friendship. 10 years of friendship. 15 years of friends. friendship. We did time together. We stole together. You know, it comes and you're like,

it just takes a piece of your fucking solar. You know, like, it's just, it's fucking weird. It's terrible. My father never opens up his mouth. He did his 15 standing on his head. By the way, my father had cancer of the prostate, the bladder, the urethra, kidney. My father had Cushing syndrome. All while he was in jail. All was, very, very sick. Piss and blood, when I tell you, I'll never forget, he called one day, told my mom, he was like a half a gallon of blood from the prostate cancer, and they weren't taking him to the hospital. Do you know, I somehow, don't ask how, I got the fucking warden on the phone. I said, I'm going to jump out of the window and commit suicide.

If you do not get my father to a fucking hospital, they put my father on a bus the next day. Brandon, I lived on the first floor. So I wasn't jumping really out of the window. I was probably just going to walk out. but let me you have to fight you have to fight for them when they're in there and it's very heartbreaking uh and that's why i say i'm kind of happy that he's now passed because my father would die there still on his beliefs even though they treated him like shit at the end and blamed his daughters which is the funniest thing i've ever heard how are you going to blame girls

but what did i do wrong i talked about my father and i called my ex-husband a rat fucking stupid which he is but i technically didn't do anything wrong for them to say that. And I do understand why my father was mad at me. It's something you're not supposed to talk about. Okay, Dad. Well, what about Joe Pistone? What about the Volachi Papers?

What about that other guy? What about that guy? They're all talking. I did a TV show that we made some money. I bet if we would have paid somebody, they wouldn't have said a fucking word that we did mob wives. So it bothers me terribly that we got the short end. I got the short end of the stick.

Very, very much so. People felt some way about me. They started to disrespect my son because of his father. And at the end of the day, I say this. I get it. I despise my ex-husband. I don't wish him death. That's too nice.

100 angry Renee's every day of your life is punishment. Trust me. I'm alone with me when I'm mad. I'm like, bitch, shut the fuck up. But the bottom line is for me, where I went in my life and my addiction and the dark hole it took me down because I didn't want to even live

and I would never commit suicide I think I've heard in my lifetime the nuns always saying you're going to hell and I didn't want to go to hell and it was a sin and I didn't want to commit that sin committed a lot of others but not and I never did anything like legally wrong but I didn't even want to live

I didn't want to live I had a son I had a son the most beautiful child he was 16 I didn't care I just didn't care anymore because what they took from me by taking my father, ultimately, which I know now, took my identity. So who was I? Who am I? I didn't figure out who I was until maybe a few years ago. Who told you? I told myself. I told myself because you know what? I was known as Anthony's Juddy. I have two other sisters. Obviously, we're all Anthony. these daughters, but I was always called Anthony's daughter. My older sister was called Lana, my little sister, Jennifer.

I was called Anthony's daughter. I was Anthony's twin. So for me, when they took that, they took me. I was the, listen, talk about proud as a peacock. I was so proud to be a mob boss's daughter. I was fucking overwhelmed. I thought it was the greatest, and it was when I grew up to be my fucking father's daughter. I never waited.

A lion? What? Do you remember Regines, the nightclub in Regines? I heard about it. Is that the one in Staten Island? No, Regines was on Park Avenue. A woman owns it. So I'm going back when I was 16.

I'm 56, 40 years ago. Drinks for $22 then. They would roll a red carpet when I pulled up. I was treated like I was, which I was, mob royalty, but I was treated like royalty, like, you know, real life royalty. Like Henry Hill. No, he's a fucking rat. Remember, he walked in the kitchen of the Copa.

Yeah, he walked through the kitchen. I bet you they would have cooked him in the kitchen. Actually, believe it or not, true story, my father was a partner in the Coppa Cabana. They all were. Yeah, they all were. Everybody had a piece of everything. I remember.

I don't know how the owner made in that fucking place. I don't know, but those were the good old days. Everybody got a piece of that place. And forgive me for getting so bent out of shape when I'm talking about that. But those type of things, they affect me. We won't talk about them. No, no, no, I'm good now. I got it out.

Right, right, right, right, right, right. I got it all out. Listen, for the rest of your life, there's going to be rats involved. And what are you going to do? For years, I didn't like bikers. Really? Yeah, because one fucking...

Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. I just took it for fucking granted. But this guy was, uh, right? Steve, whatever his name was, was a fucking, he was like a... It's like seeing somebody in Manhattan. And they have, like, the shorts on.

And they have, the tattoo on their cap. Everything is perfect. The hair, the sunglasses, but there they are smoking a vapor, but trying to be cool. Meanwhile, we're down the corner smoking with fucking Jesus smoke

before he left the comeback. You know the same thing? And that's what this guy was. He had everything. I learned a lot from him later because now you know what an insecure man was. He had the pit bull. He had the people.

He had the car. with the tinted windows, he had the motorcycle, he hung on his strip clubs. He had, he did everything that you're screaming that I'm a fucking meek. Right. I was just so fucking coked up in those days. I didn't read it now.

Right. I said, you're a fucking idiot. Right. You know, at the end, we all have, you know, when you're an actor, you have a motivation. Right. So I've always thought, his motivation at the end of the day, and that's my brother, George.

He had met a girl at a strip club. that was hotter than fuck this guy must have been 37 she was lucky if she was 25 Spanish girl green eyes the body the whole thing she wanted to leave her husband so Steve took her in Steve was trying to have sex with her this is an all nude strip club

women are fucking jumping up and down naked this is 80 fucking seven people had no idea what was going on in strip clubs at this time. It was a, every strip club, you get something. It was like Atlanta. Yeah. Have you watched that show on HBO this one? Gigi McGuire, yeah.

That is fucking insane. That is fucking insane. But, you know, what we told me? We were talking about that you could smell crotch everywhere. No, no, that was earlier. That was earlier. Well, all I know you said naked strip club and I was listening to your conversation and all I'm thinking right now is don't want to be there.

So this girl told this motherfucker. That she wanted to leave a husband. So he moved her in. She was leaving her husband. He moved her in. She took over his bedroom. He slept on the couch. So he goes, when can we start having sex?

He goes, when my divorce is paid in full, it's $10,000. Once you pay the $10,000 from my divorce, I'm a Catholic girl. I can't sleep with another man if I'm married to another man. But I could take my clothes off. And please, come on, and do lap dances and sit on bottles. You know, that's all kosher.

But God forbid, you give a little guy a nookie cookie for sleep on his couch. Right. I don't know. No, it was just a 10 grand for a divorce. That was, that was, he was. He was just, it was fucking just outlandish. So I didn't even know what my point was, but. Did he kill the husband?

No, he ended up doing 10 years for what we did. So he went through all that. shit. Did he give it the $10,000? Did she get divorced? No, so we got nothing? Damn. She got nothing either. And he got time? Ten years. And he told on you? Yeah. Rat fuck.

I got, listen, you know what I learned from rats? I learned that they're the loudest ones in the room and they all, well, I don't know. I try not to watch too many rat podcasts. Well, actually, I don't. Watch any, but there's this one kid that pops up everywhere. Oh, my God. I wish he would just wax his chest instead of shave it. But anyway, I learned that all they're doing is telling the same story over and over and over. There's nothing to them.

There's nothing to them. Maybe when they were in the street, but now I can actually laugh. I mean, I'll never laugh at my ex-husband because that's personal to me. You know what I mean? Ultimately, my father ended up getting dementia and died on that last bid. So for me, it's a little bit different.

But all these guys, you know, who are being flashy, this, that, and a third or telling these stories like, get a fucking job. You're still trying to earn off what you did. And it's not okay anymore. I'll tell you it was not okay. Tell me.

That people still trying to sell. mob scripts with the name Gino in it. Gino? Listen, I get one of those. Do you? I think that... First off, they want you to play... No more rat talk.

It's over. Okay, good. This turns into a different podcast. Yep, we're not going there. So it's just weird what's happened. I've been back in New Jersey after being basically gone for 30 years. Okay. I was here pre-s soprano and I came back post-supropran.

10 years after the show has died and it's so weird now that I don't know who's buying these shows but the mob John was dead like it's fucking dead it's fucking dead like whoever wants to hear this nonsense

is fucking living in death right now whoever wants to hear any of this shit all over again they're pulling out all these gangsters from the past you see what happened in America last year week fucking The Rock came on a movie about Mark Kerr. The movie bottomed out, it made $6 million. What movie?

Exactly. It made $6 million. Okay, this is what I want people to start looking at. Made $6 million. Wait, the Rock made a movie. Right, about a wrestler. A UFC wrestling. Okay, I heard about that.

And it flopped? It made $6 million dollars last weekend. I know that the Hollywood. would, you make 10 movies, six of them flop, two of them destroy it, and one of them do men's amends, and at the end of the year, it goes down a funnel, and at the end, you're going to have a great fucking year, okay? You're not going to have 10 for 10 great movies, and that's half of what these movies are doing.

But I want you to watch what's going on here. They're making movies about people that, guys, these kids that go to the movies on Fridays and Saturday, They don't know who fucking Marker is. I don't even know. Okay, no. You know who Mark her is? You?

You? He's a rest. Yeah. I know who it is, but was it worth me getting off my couch to go drop the fish? So what I'm trying to say, look at the, and again, everybody had their thing. I'm not going to go into that. The Last and Arrow movie, not a bad movie on HBO. Oh, that's the one where he plays two people?

Who people? I didn't say it. No, don't, you know, don't kill yourself. But it's not a bad movie. Okay. But you could see that. Now you're digging up guys from 1950. What do you want these people to do?

First of all, the young kids don't know. They don't fucking know. The best mob movies were like the Goodfellas, the casinos. You can't. You've already done it. You've done it. Right, right, right, right. So right now, my daughter, whatever mafia movie you come out with in the next two years,

that's what she's going to think to label is. I've had the Godfather on since she was two. Yeah. So it's never going to go around. And she loves Goodfellas, the beating, the grandmother's house. She loves all that. And she likes the Irishman when De Niro beats up the butcher for pushing his daughter. She likes the Irishman.

I didn't see the Irishman because it was three hours. Let me tell you. It's very interesting. That's how Mercy discovered Goodfellers. And then she saw the Irishman. She was like, no, no, no, dad, leave it on. I like that guy. I was like, oh, how are you talking about?

He was in the fucking movie of kids. Yeah. Oh, home alone, yeah, yeah. Home alone, yes. The fucking kids, like, another time they were there. They were upstairs and I went up and they were watching fucking, like, three girls were watching fucking good fellas. I'm like, no, no.

But at least they're watching when movies were good. Yeah, but it's too slow for them. Yeah, no, it's not for them at all. No, no, no, no, no. It is for them. But their mind from what they're already trained on. Right. It's even, like, when I was a kid, come on.

When I was 10, if you put a black and white movie on, I'd take to go suck my dick. I don't want to watch fucking Steve McQueen. Right. I want to watch Rock Hudson, not Rock Hudson. I like Rock Hudson, too. I want to watch Bert Reynolds. I want to watch after Vito Collione, you know.

But I didn't want to watch fucking, you know, you go to your grandfather's house. Come here. This is a real movie. Come on, Miss Day. My father liked, he liked westerns. You know what, speaking of, like, did anybody see the Charlie Sheen documentary?

No, not yet. Why are you laughing? Is that not the best thing you've ever seen in your life? You didn't say it? I saw it, but you didn't. I don't want to put more darkness on this fucking podcast. It's not dark. I think it's a beautiful story at the end.

Ended up with AIDS and getting it in the ass and thought with him. He's still alive. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a great bedtime story. There was a man long, long, long, long time ago. We didn't put no darkness. His name was Charlie Sheen, okay? I think it's wonderful.

He's still alive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But listen, let's get to the bottom. He made $8 million and then he's got to take medication to stay away from the sun every day. You know what I'm saying? You need that shit in your life? Why can't we just be fucking more?

Do we need comedies? I think we need more comedies. No, there's too much comedy. What's comedy to you? Like, movie-wise, movie-wise. You don't think we need a really good comedy? They don't know how to make them anymore. Well, Tina Fey knows how to make everything.

She needs to do something. Tina Fey knows how to make anybody, but the people that put up the money, scared people. And nobody wants to take a chance in this economy on the next five fucking years. If I say the word fuck, you say the word fuck,

There's a nude scene. It's a 50-50. You're just throwing dice. Really? I guess I don't pay attention to that much. Think about what's going on in America today. I try not to. I watch, like, Columbo and Murder She Rose.

I understand, but look at what's getting made. When was the last time you watched a network television show and didn't have suicide hotline by the third minute? Because you can't believe it's so put together. You have maybe 10. Ten solid shows on TV. Maybe. And that's, that's, you know,

and I'm talking about mayor of Kingtown. I'm talking about... That's violent. Isn't that the violent one? Is it mayor of Kingtown violent? It's about a dude. A white dude who was dealing with fucking gangs and jail. I think I watched the first...

In real life, he got hit by a tractor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So then you got... Jeremy or... Yeah, Jeremy. Runner. Ran up.

Yeah, I know him. He won an Oscar. And you don't want, when he won the Oscar, I was like, what the fuck? But now in this series, I'm like, I fucked up. He could have won an Oscar that dude. I watched the early. I didn't watch the later ones.

I watched the other ones. What about Mobland? You watch Mobland. Very good. Was it? I didn't, I didn't watch it. What about Ray Donovan? That's a long time ago.

I don't like the one dude. You know, wow. That's like, you're like the 10 person I heard that from. I know the real one. Okay, yeah, great. But. The problem with me is if, like, my wife likes a lot of Limey TV. Who?

English television. Oh, English TV? My wife, when I come, when I walk in the door at night, I don't know. As soon as I hit the fucking living room, I hear chip-chap, and I. Oh, okay, yeah. So she likes Limey TV, and I'm not mad at her for it. I just, I'm deaf. So it ricochets off the walls when I hear something completely different.

Right. That's why when I watch Mobland, I have to put the fucking credits underneath. Oh, okay, okay. like watching Snatch. Oh, yeah. They're, chickory, whatever.

You know what the fuck. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. So there's two of those shows that are very good. It was mobland and the dude about the, mobland's about the white good-looking dude.

The family. That's a great show with the Chinese dude. Tom Hardy. But then there's a nut. You got to get, stop it. I'm not talking about that one. That's my plan, Tom Hardy. And there's another one about a family that sells weed.

And they have a Chinese guy that cultivates it. Oh. Not Tulsa, King. No. No, I don't know. I don't know a show about... Listen, if you don't know, now you know. I'm trying to drop it on you.

Okay, drop the jewel. Drop it on you, baby, girl, hold on. So there was two of them. There was one about a family who took over a weed company and by mistake and English fucking... Well, the gentleman. The gentleman? And it's Guy Ritchie.

Oh, okay. Guy Ritchie's back. Madonna took a suck to South Superpower was out for a while. Madonna has a gift of doing that. I don't blame that. That's what, you know, Madonna takes your soul out. By the time you finish with Madonna, you need a year of like acupuncture. The gentleman?

The gentleman's a very good television show. Okay. Mobland. And then, you know, everybody, I don't know, sneaky blinders, peekie blinders, people like. I think sneaky blenders is better. Pecky blinders, I think. the fuck it is, you know. We're in that club now that

you and I are in that club that we get very excited when we get a text message and somebody invites us somewhere, right? And then three days before the thing, we might even go do our hair. I'll color this

fucking white mop I got. You take a good shower. I always take a good shower. I scrub my legs and shit. But on this This day I go between the toes. I get the special lufel for the muffler. You want to look good for your people. You put cream on, whatever the fuck, you know.

And then you go downstairs. You lay down in your toe. And you get on the chair and you smoke a joint, you go. Okay. Yep. And you feel like shit. Like people have no idea what it is to live by, like, I don't know. There's some days.

If you get tired, I just thought of a movie, wait, TV show, Day of the Jackal. I went straight last week. Oh, going out? No, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. If I don't want that smoke dope, maybe you do. No, I know you don't.

I know, no. That saves me. Right, right, right. If I drank, oh, no. Forget it. Two nights is a fucking three-day setback. Oh, wow. You got to go out on Friday or Thursday and recover until Monday.

Monday, yeah. Yeah, no, no, that recovery's too tough. It, it's, I mean, I don't, I don't. drink or smoke or whatever. I went out on Saturday. I got home at like 11 o'clock. Do you know, I couldn't get out of bed until I spoke to you this morning? And I didn't even do anything wrong. And it's just the body to... You exercise, you drink water, you skip dessert. No, I'll just take a spoon. Yeah. No, I think when you get to a certain age, you get really tired. That's why I know so much about fucking television. But, sorry, the ADD kicked in in the middle of it. Obviously,

you don't fucking know, because I'm telling you the shit. But I'm telling you, did you ever see the Day of the Jackal with Eddie Redmond, the new, the new one? What's the Day of the Jackal about? Okay, the original Day of the Jackal is the old one. And then Bruce Willis made it with... Val Kilmer. No, he made it with Richard Gia, I think. Yeah.

Really? But now they made, I'm pretty sure it's called the Day of the Jackal again. It's fucking Eddie Redmond, when I take. tell you the acting, and this is phenomenal. There's a season two. What about the Lincoln lawyer? What are you scaring me for with this? Are you kidding me?

You never watched the link. Because I, first of all, I'm 30 months celebrate and today's, what's the, today's the sixth? Six. 30 months and five-day celibate, too, right? So I, yeah, congratulations. Oh, no? Oh. Oh.

Did you hear the date today? Yeah. No. Today's not the 7th? What is October 6th? And what else? It's somebody's clean date. Huh?

It's got to be a clean date the way you're asking. No, no, no. Oh. Who? Anyway, it doesn't matter right now. Somebody pass them. Sorry. How many passed?

No. No, not at all. Okay. Only he would say that. I just give him with a date and he's got to say names again. Love saying names. What is it? That's the last motherfucker he won't get into custody anymore.

He will drop a name within fucking a second. Oh my God. Well, here's like, because when I found out you were coming on, I was thinking, well, when did like the mob movies, the, so the godfather was what, early 70s? So before then, was like, did the rest of the country know about the mob before, like, in the 60s and 50s? Or was that like... Watch the fucking outdoor nights, see?

I don't know. That's who you should be fucking watching is the outdoor nights. I was 16. I've never been heard of it. That gives you, that's the... That's like the guy that's before you. That's what that war is about. It's about 1950, right before Cuba.

Mm-hmm. Cuba was still ticking and this shit was going on. And then later on, Vito Genovese. It's an interesting. history left. It's a very interesting history left. I didn't learn anything about my father. I was 16. I was in pastels at the end of the bar and I was having a drink and a friend of mine was there and this guy comes over here and he says, oh, this is TG's daughter. He goes, yeah, yeah, her father's a captain. I go, my father doesn't fucking sail a ship. What are you talking about?

Dead serious. My father doesn't drive a boat. Tell him, tell him. He said, you got to go on and talk to your father. And I was 16, I was like, Dad, is that why you're always going on the weekends because you sail ships? I swear God, he looked at me, he said, what? I go, you're a captain, Daddy, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. He said, sit down, Renee. And he goes, I can't say nothing, but he explained it to me in a way that I could understand. And I said when all the other kids were learning about burns and bees, I learned about captains and soldiers. Like, so my life changed for me.

I was older. I didn't. I knew we were different because we get to go away and things fell off truck. But I didn't know what the mob was. What was your dad's occupation at that time that you thought? He was a captain. No, no, no. What was his on paper job?

When you went home to school. Oh, you mean, what did he do for a living? When you left the house, did he have a construction suit? We had tort trucking. He was a, so we had restaurants and my father had a trucking company. My father always really did work, like, as a young man, when he met my mom, he pushed a hand truck. He worked. He washed dishes in a restaurant. I had three jobs, my dad. My father comes from the low east side. He comes from dirt, like literally dirt. He was shipped off to California when his father and mom got divorced, and my father's mother was in that job. He lived in a trailer park, which people don't know. his, like, curtains was made out of newspapers. Mine were made on the human skin.

Were they? No. Calhide? No. And then his first arrest was actually when he was, like, nine years old for robbing cornflakes to feed his sisters. Yeah. He also saved a family from a burning building. True story.

He wasn't just telling stories. And he saved a girl that was drowning him and Ronnie Colucci. I could say it they passed. A girl was drowning in Prospect Park on the ice And he ran out there and saved life So as many bad things as he did, I'm sure But aren't that I know of He did good things too

Listen, they did whatever the fuck they did They weren't always bad people though No, you're not talking about But who knows what they were doing in reality And it's like I read a book years ago Sins of my father Yep And that's a very interesting read.

When you read that, no matter what it is, it's somewhere in our blood. It's somewhere in your fucking blood. I could put on a fancy suit, you know, and I thought, yeah, I could put on a fancy suit and make up a great story to you guys that my family was royalty in Cuba and Fidel took the farms.

For what? They were peasants. You know what I'm saying? You can't change who the fuck you are. And I'm proud of the things that I learned about him when he passed away. You just, there's some problems now And you just see people

And they're all the confidence saying like Yeah I remember like for years I wanted a fucking car And then when I can finance When I go I don't even want a fucking girl Like my wife had to beg me To get her car Like she was taking the bus

So she was eight months pregnant Six months pregnant One day she's like hey motherfucker We're going to buy a car today Enough of this shit And I had to buy her like Remember the silver car? The Subaru?

No, I had the Subaru. She bought a Subaru for herself. Okay. And then I used to go, I'm taking the car right tonight. She goes, let's take it because she liked taking the fucking bus anyway. Did she? I never took a bus in my life. She took the train, the L.A. train.

Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. She take the L.A. train. I've never been on the train. No, so, but this is back then. This is back then. This is 2011, 2011, 2012. It's only four stops.

And I remember going down and going this fucking train. this is a fucking paradise compared to what I've grown around I've never been on the subway even in the city I've never taken a bus Nor a subway My father said I couldn't

Who gives a fuck? He's gone You gotta go on that bus One fucking time Why would I go underground Why? Why would you get on a fucking train Because there's rats

Who gives a fuck Appearing there's rats down there Yeah there's right You're surrounded by rats But every once for a while No You gotta go in there To realize what you've gone through

And then come back No, I realized what I have by now. We're doing a video next week. No, we're not. No, no, I can't go into ground, no. Listen, oh, you get hyperphobia? No. Listen, tell me that you get hyperphobia,

but don't tell me you hate the rats on the knees. No, it's not that. I'll tell you why. I, my heart breaks for a lot of people that have to, like, that I have such a blessed life. And it breaks when I see people that are poor and homeless and stuff. And I don't think I could handle what I would see on the train. Well, let me explain something to you.

You know, you know what connect your soul more? What do everybody, what does everybody say to do when you're lost? Go to church? No. What do people tell you? When I'm lost? Yeah. My family usually tells me to go to rehab, but I don't know.

You go outside and you find the patch of grass. Oh, you ground? And you take your shoes off. Yeah, grounding. And you get yourself background. For me, it's sometimes just driving through my own neighbor. and getting out and walking. Okay.

I ground and had a ground. So you want me to go underground to see other people take a train? Listen, man. The only way to connect with other people is to see what other people see. Okay? If you're telling me, look, when I was fucking 24, and my brother over there, I'll tell you, when I was 24, I went to a house when I was invited to a very nice house

and the girl had two cats. and her boyfriend had a dog and I loved the dog he was a wolf I kept playing with the dog but the cat wanted my love but every time he'd turn I'd push him on I'd push him on I finally told the young I hate this fucking cat and I wanted a tangent

till this day that tangent wants me because I didn't hate the cat I just didn't know about the cat if she would have taken the time to go hold on get that fucking wolf away from her let him sit on your leg

He's not going to attack you. So sometimes I'm not fucking putting you down. You're going through a lot in your fucking life right now. Let's take the fucking past off. Let's get rid of the rats. You either got to take a bus. I'll take the bus. The buses aren't bad.

I take the bus. But you don't know what life is. Listen, what do you think? I live, I wake up every morning. No, but I'm afraid to go down there. There's bad things happening. I'll take you to a nice one.

There's nice ones that aren't bad. We'll make a video of me and you walking hand by hand to the 57th street exit and we'll get off at Times Square and there'll be a gift waiting for you and the cameras you'll be sweating a little bit you know what I'm saying? If something happens

I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Look at this. I'll do it. Remember how you used to do the things you used to do? No more. I got the this saves everything. All right, let's do it. I got one. I'll do it.

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Limited time offer. See terms at pick six. Dotkings.com slash promos. We're back, Jack. Anyway, we still got my girl, Renee Graziano. What else? What's in the future? I know you have like 19 books.

You got 18 cosmetic lines. And no boyfriends. Well, who gives a shit? That's perfect. You don't need a boyfriend. No, we don't. So. Boys don't mix.

It's time for you to start playing the bongos. Or the re-make or the go-goes or whatever the fuck you do. Ha-ha. So I am working on a television project, which hopefully in 2026 will return. I am writing my memoir, Once Upon a Mob Wife. I have a body butter line launching for Black Friday. And of course, it's a play on words. We called it like Bada bean butter.

We made all these really cute names to it. I'm working on an immersive theater project with my sister, Jennifer. I would love to tell all the names, but, you know, I was forward to secrecy. What else? I am a full-time grandmother of four, which is probably the coolest job, and I am coming up on two years sober. I have a great relationship with my son. What are you doing your spare time?

You men sweaters. You collect stamps. What do you do? Yeah, Gage is me. I still stamps because I'm still writing correctional facilities. No, I actually have been writing, along with my sister,

a movie called Jail Mail. That is a comedy. It's a rom-com. So I'm working on that. Hold on, what's a rom-com? I'm sorry to interrupt it. Oh, romantic comedy. Yeah, romantic comedy.

I think it's like a sexual move. No, no, no. You know, like the first time I heard Bukaki when that girl was on the par. I'm like, I sat there for like 18 minutes. I don't know what the Bukaki is. I thought it was like a pudding. I didn't fucking mind.

It kind of is. I don't know what Bukaki is. Oh, you can't do this. You're a woman of God. He's not a woman of God. I'm Catholic. Slow down. They don't mean nothing.

Bukaki is when one person is in the middle and there's a large group of guys. Yeah. And they do some stuff on her face. Or they all jerk off. Okay. So you know what I just learned? Oh, shit.

What's, somebody all know. What's the name of the chair in the room? Oh, the cuck chair. Do you know what the fuck that is? How disgusting. What? Say it again? The cuck chair.

So it's like that. It's called a cuck chair. In like hotels, they have like one random, like, little love seat in the corner for no reason. Yeah. A cuck chair is now, well, people, do is they go to like a Hampton Inn and like you like this one like scrawny white dude will bring his wife and six black guys will come and fuck her and he'll just watch and he sits in like that was a little drastic about six it is when a person watches two people have sex

it's a real fucking thing it dates back to like almost the wrong I went and I researched it's called they're cuckers these people are cookers they sit in a a fucking chair and they watch and now every time and they're in every single room so I thought that somebody had really good decorating skills in all these hotels no nope it's a fucking

cock chair I was devastated when I found out I turned the chair around to me to face the wall devastated because nobody invited you the one I don't fucking want to watch nobody to do you. One of those comics that didn't get invited to Riad all of a side they're anti-politician

I'm talking badgers with them. Not for nothing. Nobody invited your bone. You know, your bony ass. No, it's a real, it's a thing. In every hotel room, you will see a chair, and it's a cucking chair. That's, no.

See, no, it's true. Google it. Listen, I don't need to Google shit because that's why I boycott hotels. That's it. I'm done. I'm going to a company that just pictures tents with a heater

with a little cucked in the fucking thing. I would love to see you in a tent. I want people who cucked on the floor in a fucking tent. Huckers. Huckers. Look, there's always fucking something. Always remember in life that they're just getting weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder. Wait do you get invited to your first tranny sex escapade?

Oh, I bet's one. And Madonna will be singing and they're all trannies with big dicks, hitting each other with dicks. Oh, I haven't seen them swing them, but I have been, I have been invited to a couple of parties. And again, I'm not mad anybody's sexual preferences. But get ready for what's coming. You wanted it? It's like Ted Nugent said in 75, right? You wanted it, you got it, you know?

Wango Tango, didn't he say Wango Tango? He did Wango Tango, but years later, the tap thing he drank the poison in fucking Atlanta, Georgia. Somebody knew he didn't like black people and they gave him, I don't know, I'm just saying. Oh. Wango Tango Tango is his way out. That was it.

Yeah, but that's all I know about Ted Nugent. No, Ted Nugent had a pre. That's when he was a real bad motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? Okay. Double Live Gonzo and the first album, tremendous. Really? I mean, I did listen to Van Halen. I know. You'd listen to a lot of things. I did. I have a sister that's nine years older than me. Sure. He was in the poverty too. I don't fucking know. Were you single

at all? And even in the salsa, your husband was Puerto Rican. He's a fucking red. It's Chich, she's. Sorry. Sorry. So what are you rat no more? I didn't say it. What do you want me to call him? Just don't say him at all. Don't like, were you single at all? Unlike mom wives? Like, Ed. She's always single. So did you, did you have any? Did you have any? Did you any, like, guys hit you up? Oh, you're getting smart now, Orange? She's always fucking sing. Oh, I would love for you to go out. Was I single on

mob wives? Like, did, like, guys hit you up? Oh, yeah. Um, I did, I went on like one date on mob wives. That was hilarious. Um, and, yeah, I was single also were mob wives. And did you, like, have fun or are you, the people hitting you up were gross? Oh, no, I've had some, some fun. I have dated

some very fun people in my life. I won't talk about any of them because they're celebrities, but I've had my share that I don't have to date anymore if I didn't really want to. I've had so much fun. No. I'm just teasing. No, I have clistrophobia. No, I've had, listen, Mob Wives was a really great springboard to other things that I've done in my life. I've been on Celebrity Big Brother. I did two TV shows on we TV marriage boot camp he was not my boyfriend though but we went on it family boot camp

I've done chopped I've had a lot of great things I have cookbook I have a cookbook an erotic novel children's book I've been really My husband you haven't sang yet you've got to make it an album oh yeah I would sound like Barry White Forget that all together somebody actually just

asked me her name is Brebeasi She's like would you do something on my album I was like, I could talk on your album, but I can't sing or anything like that. And she's like, no, I want you to talk shit in the beginning of the album. I was like something like that I could do. But I think if there was something, anything that I really could do. Oh, I became a catechist teacher. I taught religion.

Yeah. That's always great. It was, it was fun. I saw you throw like 18 punches on VH1. No, no, I pull out. I pull out. I don't fist fight. I really know that wasn't you

That was a guy dressed like you No that was the other girls I only pulled hair I swear to go right right You pulled hair I have a very expensive nose I am not fist fighting What else

You pull someone's hair on the show Oh we pulled shit out of each other's hair On the show yeah Yeah yeah yeah How good does it feel to pull someone's hair When you're mad at them So good You have to learn how to pull from the really bottom though

So make sure you get it all When you're pulling it I'm not actually, I'm not, believe it on, I'm not a violent person. I really don't believe in violence. I really don't unless it had something to do like somebody picking on my son on my grandkid, but otherwise I don't believe in violence. Sounds strange. And I think for me, I think at this stage of my life, I would love to find a grandpa.

Like oxygen, maybe like a couple of weeks to live and sign everything over. You know, no, I'm joking. I would really, I would love to date. I think I'm probably ready to date. But like, when I mean by date is like, you don't live with me, I don't live with you. I see you two, maybe three days a week, and that's it. I wouldn't, I wouldn't allow anybody around my grandchildren.

I'm very, very protective. Anything else? I need a bail. On the plane, the fucking, you were? once a month, too. I've never been to Italy. All right. I make a list, too.

Yeah. I mean, what? Would you think I'm asking for too much? It's so fucking crazy. Like, I see those ads of guys like my age. They're walking with their wives. He got khakis on and like a shirt

with a collar and they look at the horizon and they're both in awe. And I look at the, like, I should be doing that, but first of all, I'm not going to stop. When I'm walking to go, look at the sun. I'm in all. Keep fucking walking. I'm 64. I've seen this on a thousand times, all right, at night and a daytime.

What would your commercial be? Like, how, what's you, what's romantic? Just keep walking. The mosquitoes are about to come on. You can see it again tomorrow. You want to stop and talk to me about the fucking son. You know, it's just, if you look at that, you go, that's a dream. That's a, that's a dream for a lot of American people. Yeah. And you don't want, it's a dream. that happily ever after yeah that is a dream it's a fucking dream and i buy into everything i'm a romantic nostalgic guy i see those commercials i'm like man i would love to do something like that

with terry nobody has to go to work we could just walk down a beach in two years and i'm like that's great that's great for about 18 months now be sucking dick you know trying to sell tickets in new york city again that's not realistic life that's not like i understand Yeah, it would be nice, but that's not what I want. I don't want that. I'm not saying that, but that does, the other rent, you're sitting there, a 62-year-old man in the United fucking States of America, and you're sitting there,

I got a bum knee, and I got a fucked-up toenail, but I'm sitting there going, I can be doing something. I come from that school. Like a 62, I don't want to be walking around going, look. Look, George, look at the whale. I saw it like that in Jersey City. Who gives a fuck? Just look at the fucking whale.

Okay? I'm one of those guys. Just look at the fucking whale. If you could be, if you had the opportunity to do something different with your life right now, what would you do? I'd still do what I'm doing. But listen, when you stop is when you're going to die. Oh. Okay?

When you, they say that. Surrender, more or less. They have statistics that'll blow your mind of people retiring and three years later they punched a ticket. You worked 60 fucking years of your life doing whatever the fuck you didn't want to do. It becomes, what's that when you throw a punch? It becomes muscle memory. Mm-hmm.

That's my way. You become a fucking robot. At a time of you're 50, 100, 12 more years. 11 more years, I'll be free. 11 more years! You might as well turn yourself in now. See if you could do six. And get retired after that.

You're fucking, think about it. And then you're 62. And all of a sudden, you're turning through Yahoo, you know, if you're 63 and you don't have 82 million in the banks, you're going to die. And you're like, what the fuck? What the fuck? How do I win this fucking rattle here?

Because you're always scared. You're not going to, you know, you're right. And they bang out once you're 65. Yeah, that's fucking, what's that shit they give you? Social security? Yeah. That's like 800 a month. And pray you, that check, you got a cash.

within minutes after next year. That's it. That's money's going to different places. They don't give a fuck about old people. And then you have the other thing. What's the fucking insurance they give you? Medicare. Medicare.

Yeah, that's for band-aids, maybe an eye doctor. When you get down to an integrated, that shit don't cover anywhere. That's why they have Medicare, A, B, C, B, and all of the above. And then you got to buy all that shit, dog. That's a curbball right there.

Everybody's thinking, when I'm 65, I got free insurance. No, my mother's 80 and let me tell you something. Yeah, you complain about your insurance now and you're working. Yep. Wait until you're not working. And they don't need you no more. Yep.

So it's really weird. Like now you have to get in shape. You have to be prepared for 75. And I'll do it. I can see myself puff and reefer. And then one day going, this is shit. Boom.

Dying from a heart attack. And that's how you want to do it anyway. You don't want to die at home watching the Cosby kids at 2. No, no. You know what? My mom is 80 and all she does is watch TV. Every week with him. He's planning his death. God damn it.

I do this because I'm preparing for, but it's not even that. You know, I'm only a couple years known. I'm a few years older than my guest who I love to death. But everybody starts thinking about this now. You guys shouldn't. But guess what? You should. Oh, bullshit, I think about it.

I didn't think about shit. I didn't think about anything. I thought it was like 48 and people started telling me things, hey, you know my insurance? What? Insurance? You know, no, I had sag insurance at the time. But there was so many things. If it wasn't my wife, I wouldn't know what people were talking.

No, what about life insurance? Young people should have life insurance. They should invest their money into their policies. Absolutely. I thought my, honestly, I thought my father was, which I believed him, go figure. He was like, I'm never going to do it. die, don't worry, I'm going to take care of everything for you

all your life. And I really, truly believed everything my father said. And then, you know, when he passed, I was like, what do you mean I have to pay a car payment? What do you mean I have to get health insurance? Unless I hit you. By the way, those are called Oh, yeah. Yeah, your father's going to take care of you, but the rent is due. He's like, by the way, he's gone now. What do you do? Yeah, he ain't around. Unless you see ghosts around this

motherfucker. With big of cash. I still need Mucho De Niro on the first and shit. Yeah. It's very, you know, you look at things, and that's on just telling Lee, where you are, and people from all ages watch this podcast. Right now, there's 23-year-olds that,

they're stuck in an apartment in New York, they went to four years of college, they've been in the market for a year now, and they still can't find a job on what they went to college for. They thought that was the right move. And every month, they got a bill from fucking the government, student loan, $68, 50,

think we don't know where you are you don't think you don't know where you are absolutely and then you have a bunch of 38 year olds that have been divorced with a kid yep and they got to start all over with a minus 600 a month and 200 for groceries and they ain't get no raises you know they work for a chinese company the tariffs are done you know everybody in this that watches this is going through some at a certain age group and i'm sure there's a lot of 50 year olds going what the fuck is my next move your next It's to sit still, play it out. You've done this before.

Yeah. Everybody in this room, George, we've all got ourselves out of a hole before. This is just something that we just did. This time we're more prepared and we're going to work smarter. Get there faster. But I think that's the difference with us compared to the younger generation. We've done it before. We've seen hard times.

These young kids haven't seen what we were about to see. Okay. I'll never want to sound like our grandparents at these young kids. This new last two generations weren't dragged to work at five. There's a big trend going on in this company. A lot of businesses are closing

because the kids don't want none to do with the business. What the business has been hoping for 89 years. Well, fuck it. Yep. I want to get my dicks up in New York City. You know what I'm saying? I want to do this in Idaho.

I want to fucking go to Iran or whatever the fuck these kids want to do, whatever they want to do. I don't know. Yep. I'm just spitting shit out here. Yep. But that's happened also. I can't blame you. Yeah, a lot of mom and pop stuff going down. You grew up in that shit. You saw what your grandpa went through, your dad went through, and your uncle went through. Your uncle's missing a hand. All three of them are missing hands from

carrying brick all those years. And you want me to carry this fucking tradition. I carry a suitcase, bitch. I like fingering people. Yeah. You know. It's the truth. You want me to be a baker. Look at these. Everybody says, well, those Italian cookies aren't the same. Bitch, I'll tell you why. Because you have eight generation Italian.

They don't even know what those... They're so far removed from the original taste of that. They don't even know what that is. They don't even know what that is. Think about what I tell you guys. It's so fucking funny. We're in a different world. Even when I go for Cuban food,

some of it is good. Some of it is God-awful. God awful They're like a map off the fucking recipe Do I get up and go I want this redone? No I look in the kitchen

First of all God bless them I don't know what they are You know what I'm saying I don't know what they are They might have a backpack on They all have parachutes on now In case of ice comes in They're ready to go dog

They all got a little suitcase on their back Yeah but don't you think that this is all really The parents fault That the parents aren't teaching their children and better at home. Listen, it's not me grabbing my daughter and saying, clean this fucking garage or paint this fucking wall.

That's not even it by a mile. It's the fact of social interaction. Learning how to fucking count. I swear to God, listen, guys, I got a deep problem. I love Coke Zero from McDonald's. They packed that much. motherfucker with ice like they don't own the ice company you ever go somewhere you're thirsty

and they give you half the glass full ice like they're in on the ice just give me a fucking fucking ice it's a penny for a fucking big slurpy filled the ice and you want to hold back on the ice macdonald never holds back they fill that motherfucker to the brim i go in there and try to throw them off change wise every day like it's a dollar 29 so i'll give them like four, I'll give them like six quarters. They go bananas. Bananas. You have to see them. And they can't do the math.

They start looking at the register. They don't know how to, because the bill is one thing. Hit them with a quarter. Get them with four quarters. I do love doing it. Like when the bill's like 11 and I give them 21, so I get a 10 back and they look at it. They're like, they're like, what does it? They lost.

Oh, they can't figure that for now. We had a more. We delivered papers. I've always said that the generations sucked because they never delivered papers. Yep. That delivering paper made you a gangster, plus everything else that you did along the way,

especially when we grew up over here. We were very lucky. We had a lot of little things you could fall into by mistake and pick up somebody to give you a five bucks. You know, it snows now. I want you to, unless this is different in the Bronx, listen, the Bronx never changes. And parts of Brooklyn don't ever change.

change, okay? Because hustling never changes. It's just less people know how to hustle. But if it snows in my neighborhood, you think there's eight kids out there making a small 20 pushing your car like we did? Remember when it snowed? We could go to

the movies on Friday and we didn't have to ask our parents and we could actually get a piece of pizza and shit now if we could make 20 bucks. If we could make 20 bucks shoveling snow. Each and trust me, when a guy like me, a fat fuck that's 60 is driving down the street and he is

and he gets caught on black ice and he sees six little gangsters. Trust me, I don't care if this guy's the king of the Jews, he parts with that money because the alternative is his fat ass, pushing himself out of there and shovel himself. Those kids could call whatever price they want.

Yep. Whatever price they want, like, listen, Chubby, relax. We got hot cocoa. Like, there's got to be one Arab because they know what they show up with. We have got cocoa. Okay. Drink the hot court.

We're going to get you out. We're going to fill up your tank with gas. Just give us $80. And you'll give it to them. I don't have to do dick. I'm over here warm with the car with the fucking majority of it. They don't. They don't shovel anymore.

That's the mathematics I'm talking about that hustle, that flow. And I'm not born. I'm not that old guy at the barbershop. I don't ever want to be that grandpa. My day, you know, we walk from here to Baghdad. No, you didn't. No, you fucking didn't. No, you didn't.

If anybody did that, today's the day to do it. With all the reconstructive knees and all this shit you could do. You can't walk nowhere with the sneakers they had. But anyway, my point is that it's just so much has changed. Social media. I am in awe of women. I am in awe of just so much has changed. And it's supposed to change.

My way of thinking is 40 years out of line. Let's face it. It is 40 years out of wine. I'm 62. The best I was ever cooking was maybe 30. All right. That's where my mind is. I don't believe that.

I think that's unfair to say about you. There's a part of a person that stays. I'm a fucking old school prude. I like things to say, and I'll sit here and talk about you and pussy. But what makes that wrong? Because there's just things that are so old school that they take you down because you won't let them go.

Oh, your belief systems. I believe. And that's why when people put down the chick with the nice titties in San Francisco, that she's 80 years old and she makes 80 million. Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi and all those old politicians. You know, all those old. The chick with the nice titty.

She's not banging little tities, Nancy Pelosi. That makes 80, I'm saying, who the hell is he talking about? You look at Nancy Pelosi tities. Some things are banging. Women that are 20 are on, Los these tities. They're perfect. They're round. They're hard. They push the shoulders back. Whoever did the plastic surgery. Look at her titty's banging. I would join her

Patreon. Whatever the fuck. Only fans? Only fans just to see those little tithes. They're like little spalding number twos. You know what I'm saying? Hard like a motherfucker. Look at those tities. Banging. Look, she even has cleavis like an animal. You understand me? But that's not my point. My point is that What was your point now that Nancy boobs are showing? My point is that there's a lot of politicians, people who are in high post in this country

that are in their 60s, 50s, and 70s. That think like me, and my thinking is whacked, okay? Like, I smoke pot, but I don't want a legal refra. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of going into New York City, and it's the greatest city in the world. Now you've made it every other city. I agree with you.

It smells like, fuck. dick in the city. You go to the Jersey shore because we don't know how to control it. And if we're going to control it, then you might as well move to fucking Cuba. So why? Because now it's backfired. I fucking hate it. Every time I walk into the city, you smell it at the league. You know,

it's a fancy fucking restaurant. I'm sorry. I did. I agree with you. And trust me, for the grace of God, go out. I'm one of those idiots, okay? But after a while, like, everywhere I went from taxicab to the thing, back. I'm like, I hear you go down the shore. It's a smell of refa. My views are completely

different. They're kind of a little fucking different. Like, I kind of admire now like Texas and people like Tennessee, I don't think has legal weed. I don't think so. No. No. You know, because they see what, now they wanted to give it a look. And there's a lot of money in refo. Yeah. Bro, you want to make, this is a fucking state.

But guess what? You have 80 hands here in New Jersey. New York City, you got 80 hands. For every $20 nickel bag you sell, you're only getting three cents out of that nickel. bag at the end of the week. So you're going to have good fucking advertising. You're going to be getting some low-price shit. It's a squeeze.

I think it's a disgrace to do it to these kids. Like my grandson will be like, Ney, what's that? And I'm like, a body odor. You know, I mean, I think it's absolutely, I, but I'm, I think old school. And I don't think that there's anything wrong with the way that we were brought up.

And whoever is running this country right now, needs some of us to let them know that shouldn't be done. First of all, I think it demoralizes and what it does to a woman. Like, if you take... Talk about all these things that are allowed. No, no, I'm talking about marijuana.

Okay, we're sticking the pot. We're sticking the pot. Yeah, we're talking about pot. Well, I'm just talking about a lot of things that they let go in general that are in line with the old school thinking. I think a lot of things that are happening is because they're not thinking old school.

They're more thinking, they're thinking more money than they are thinking morals. And you want to bring your kids? I don't want to bring my kids to Manhattan, my grandkids, not even to go see, you know, Radio City, because of everything you're going to see and smell and why? Well, guess what? We saw and we smelled that too. But we saw it and smelled it on a smaller scale. But we, at that age, we were intrigued.

Mom, mom, why is that guy smoking a cigarette with his toes? You know what I'm saying? Right, but we didn't have to talk about weed. No. Right. Listen, how many nights do I sit there? And it's 9.15 at night. I'm about to change the channel.

And again, no racism involved. Right. I'm not going to say nothing. Some big black guy with dreads makes out on TV with a little Chinese guy on camera. And they're like, if you're a member of this and you don't want HIV. That's great. Do the ad. But what if my eight-year-old son is sitting in that room? Daddy, Daddy, why are two men kissing each other? Now you've got to go, listen, that's a question on

jeopardy they can never get. You know what I'm saying? Like, forget that that destroys you. Even two women and you're a mom and two women to swap and spit or you put on, like the other night. About a month ago, it was 10 o'clock at night. And there was a show that was actually like that. They didn't show the woman's monkey, but they were like stimulating it. They're simulating it like some guy was going down

and now. And this is where you become a hypocrite. Because 15 years ago, I would have pulled my dick out and bang on that. Are you talking about the hunting wives? I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. And, you know, but now, what if my daughter walks in? Right.

You know what I'm saying? So, you see how your perspective always changes. that's why you can't tell me you're this or you're that because along the line and then your perspective change and then you become a fucking hypocrite for a year you feel bad about the decision you made 20 years earlier but that goes around and all the decision making and that's what the problem is that we just got we got to start cutting this old blood out of a lot of things policing it's just at a certain age by the way I saw your boy today with the half a wig he was old it was Kalalani whatever

Chicka Raleigh over at Cuomo and you're saying if he got a job, you know what I'm saying? I love when people have to cry for a job, you know what I'm saying? Oh my God. Even though a later rage in your life, you still got to show up and make believe you're going to vote and shit like that. Yeah, I'm here.

You know what I'm saying? I'm sad. You've had an interesting life, my love. You know, and yeah, there's been some pain, but you had a fun time with your dad. People are going to do what they're going to do. I know. You got to keep doing what the fuck you're doing.

You know what I'm saying? Like it. Which is looking good like a motherfucker. Thank you. Take one of those sneakers off and beat you with it. not before you find it up your ass jellie I appreciate you for the compliments

and I even appreciate you telling me to curb a word and that was really a very that was very good for me because I sometimes let other things that are negative get the best of me where why would you let anything that's negative get the best of you but from my future and from my grandkids

I just want them to see this grandma show up for them and let them know if they do have to see a commercial like that, that they don't have to watch it. They can go in the other room. You know, there's things that we're not going to be able to change. Obviously, you know, we're not one of the lawmakers and to each his own. But, you know, where I come from and where I live, I still implement my very old school mentality.

when it comes to respect and honor and integrity and morals. They just want to know what's the only fans page. I don't have only fans. I do have a page, actually, but I don't do anything on it. You got to tell these guys. There's a lot of guys interested in you. Oh, yeah. No.

Put a bikini on and jump up and down. No, no. You played the bass. No. No. I love you, Renee. I'm good. Renee, I moved to Jersey five years ago.

And I knew about Satina and I'd gone there two or three times. There was a comedy club that I didn't open mic at over there once. But I didn't know what the people were about. I just thought there were Jersey people who were fucking rednecks. I didn't know what they were. And over the years I read, there was a garbage dump and this and that and the whole fucking thing. So along the line, I knew anything I came out of Staten Island was fucked up. And then I moved to my hometown where I live now, Marlborough.

And Jesus Christ, 70% of the population. is Staten Island. So I got the woman across the street from me, who I love dearly, she's Staten Island and the girl around the corner from me, Christina, who was just a 40th birthday, I clicked with them first. And they're fucking, like, my soul.

Like, one started bringing me chocolate, like, when I was getting high in my yard, and I'm like, wow, it's a beautiful night. Let me go out to the front of the house. It's like 10 o'clock at night. Go to the front of the house. I look down, there's a loaf of bread. Like, what the fuck?

And I bring it inside. I didn't know what chocolate bread was. Oh. From Royal Crown. I didn't know what that was. Oh, from Royal Crown. I took it in the kitchen and I cut it up. And it was like that scene in Animal House.

Little kids looking at Playboy, he's about to bang one out. And a woman comes flying through the window. And he's like, thanks God. Yeah. That, you know, every time I think. Oh, my God. Especially Royal Crown. She took, she texted me, did you enjoy it?

And I'm like, yeah. And there's something about stats. Now I know like 32 of years. You know, I know who went to Moore and who are the Moore's whores. The Moore's whores. You know, the fucking hilarious shit. Just, you know, 20 years younger than me,

25 years younger than me, but they are hysterical. Stent on his personality. And then they told me the drugs and the pills and the traffic and it just, and there was like a big exodus. I had a great time, George, at that book signing there.

We were fucking That was one of the best book There was some weird fucking Staten Island women And there was one woman like I'm not weighing on line She remember they really No there was a really pretty Italian girl

With three brothers That looked like guerrillas They weren't gonna wait I even told the guy Go, just let her through This is not gonna end well Let her through Let her through

Because I could tell she wanted to tell me something And she did She was very nice And I left there going Man What the fuck the food and stuff. Like, if it wasn't for Staten Island, it'd still be eating macaroni and cheese and Marlboro and those whatever, Coltsnack that has all that money.

Staten Island, a lot of restaurants ended up in New Jersey. Café Loon is there. Yeah, there's a Chinese restaurant is there on the 79 Royal. They have like a brown royal. No, they do not. Yes, they do. Three minutes from my house. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I will drive for it because down where I am, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to Levote's, right? Yeah, once in a while.

Oh, that's the best Italian. But I got another, I got for hours around the corner of my own. Really? Oh, my God, they do, because my friend just did it on Sunday. They do Sunday football special. Listen, I don't want to give the number out because I don't want to, but the number I remember is not a bad deal. Like, it's a fucking spread.

Really? Like they send you a tray of fucking nachos. And they're good with sides of avocado. And then they send, no, no pizza. Sandwiches, they send honey, whatever mustard, chicken strips, chicken wings, three different flavors, vodka, broccoli. I mean, it was like much. Not fucking bad.

I like LeVote's too, but everything with them is fucking balsamic, balsamic, balsamic. I don't want that much balsamic. I'm not a huge bosaics. No, I don't want that one. They put bosom in everything. But when it comes to Italian, LeBolte's. I got so many different Italians down there. Well, you know what?

You're closer to New York. No, LeVote's is fucking walking distance from my house. Yeah, no, you're closer to New York. In other words, where I'm from, then where I'm at. Oh, yeah, yeah, you are. Because I'm in hell. Yeah, no. Like, I'm a, two blocks from the fucking beach in Point Pleasant.

Like, you shoot me. They ain't getting none but sand. Oh, you're down in point. Pleasant. My next town over is I'm in Brielle, so I went to eat Boy Pleasant when I returned everything. Even the clam chowder tastes like chicken noodle. Oh, you got to, then you got to go to Spikes, because Spikes is really good for the fish.

I don't need to go anywhere. I got restaurants right by my house. You're right. I'm sick and tired of drive and look for the new thing. Who am I, Columbus? You know what I get chicken franchise. Go there and shut your fucking mountain. That's it.

Well, I'm happy you came on, though. And I am very grateful you. You know, I love you to death. You always welcome to come on. Thank you so much. I appreciate you greatly. You should want an edible or anything? No.

Oh, you're so bad. I don't know if you want to fall off the wagon. Yeah, and I would say that on camera, too. No, you're on. All right, we got some. Here's that sneaker that was going up his ass. It's in his mouth now. No, no.

No, I'm joking. Yo, what day she got? This week, I'm going back to Mass, so I don't have anything on the books this week. And then what's your next big day? next big big one the the next weekend i'm in uh massachusetts at roar and laugh boston beautiful thing thank you we got a couple days coming up i don't remember what the fuck they are you got niac can come up this week niac is done so niac is gone

mgm what is it oh bc MGM November 8th It's a beautiful Saturday night Right outside the White House Come on up Tickets are still on sale That's it That's all I got for you

I wish I had more One day at a time You know what I'm saying beautiful That's right One day at a time One step at a time That's right I start talking about December

In February People so fucking retarded right now Oh wait I got an appearance Huh I got an appearance Well fucking say it Oh shit I forgot all about I got

Two. I got one Tuesday at Patriczias in Stentan and November 3rd. It's also at Patriczias in Massapequa. It'll be on my page. That's all I remember. Oh, my Instagram page, Renee Graziano, because that's me. I love you. And I love you. Thank you. Lee. Yes.

Stay black. And I hope everything goes well with mom. Thank you. You motherfuckers, I'll see you next week. Tip, Top Magoo. Stay black. What's happened, beautiful people? Uncle Joey here.

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