Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - Nonna was a freak!

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt were blown away by @laitalianprincess. The trio talk about her insane diet, what is going on with the old pigeons, DJ's at restaurants and much more! Support the show and get 15% off your VIIA order, plus a free gift for new customers. Use code JOEY at ⁠https://viia.co/JOEY⁠ Support the show and get 35% off your NYKD order at ⁠https://www.NYKDPouches.com/CHURCH⁠  Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook app and using code JOEY. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly.

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Hi, it's Leanna. What is it? Leanna. Leanna. Well, just so you know, if Joey knows you and gets your name correct, he doesn't like you that much. Okay. If he likes you, your name's not right.

He's been calling me the director from Israel for 15 years. I've never directed anything and I'm from Massachusetts. So if he gets your name wrong, he likes you. Okay, good. Perfect. You know, I wasn't hip to Instagram. Like, I'm a YouTube type of guy. I go to YouTube and fucking look at videos and concerts and shit.

So I didn't really know what was going on on Instagram. About four years ago, I started looking at Instagram. And you get the fucking girls with the tattoos wiggling their ass and all this stupidity. But I'm into the fucking dog videos. People make cat videos, I like. And I like people who talk about food, right? Because I like fucking food. Hell yeah.

And there's a lot of amateurs on there, a lot of like skinny Italians. Well, I'm a skinny Italian. No, but trust me, these are like skinny pale Italians. They look like they have no testosterone. Trust me, you have plenty of testosterone more than these fucking mooks you see nowadays. And you see these guys trying to sell a sandwich and they just don't fucking sell it. And then then you got day port know who I love who does great things But I'm not gonna eat with that fucking guy tells me to fucking eat pizza You know, it's just that we've gone into the wrong fucking realm with this shit and I discovered you and I was blown

The fuck away like I was like what is this girl talking about the accent? Fuck away. Like I was like, what is this girl talking about the accent? The way you moved But you killed me when you brought your grandmother into it and you're over there talking italian I'm like this is better than any fucking tv show This is what I grew up around and when I moved back from california. I expected to have this I was moving in central jersey my neighborhood's from fucking stataten Island. You know, I should have these Italians. I should have people yelling on the street. The one grandfather that runs away, you know, something. Nothing. They're the most boring Italian people I've ever met in my life.

They're nice people, but they eat macaroni and cheese and they, you know, it's just for me, like I'm Cuban and I believe tell her the rules I have even there's a lot man break it down so like we were like yes rule this morning oh no you put that fucking ranch powder on the tuna and you even said no I'm still a little Medigang and I and that's why I love you still because you threw the little Medigang from time to time. I can't help it.

Because we all got that white trash in us. I know. Like before we're talking about Mardi Gras and I was thinking of not rice-a-roni, what's the other one with the noodles that your mom used to make? Hamburger Helper? Hamburger Helper was a motherfucker when I was a kid.

I asked my wife to pick it up like two years ago. I took one bite. I went into a fucking sodium buzz. I threw it right away. It was a kid. I asked my wife to pick it up like two years ago. I took one bite. I went into a fucking sodium buzz. I threw it right away. It was God awful. I still got like denti more stew. I'll throw a can of denti more stew down. Right out of it.

I don't even know what that is. Denti more is like a red stew that they sell at CVS. I was gonna say. With a loaf of fucking bread. Denti more, that meat is better than McDonald's. It's been on the shelf for 40 years and they've never changed. It still is packaging from the 50s.

It goes with tang, you know, shit like that. So I make mistakes too. But you didn't make no mistakes. And then you go into restaurants and then you're fucking drinking these drinks and then you're making videos with some skinny dude who is great by the way, that one restaurant. That he brings you one thing

after the other. Oh, Rob Key's, Rob Key's. Yes, yes, yes. And then I look at you and I'm like, where does this food fucking go? And every day is a different, how did you get into all this shit? You know, this is just how I live my life.

And it's just like, I was like, one day I was bored. So I was like, you know what? Well, actually I did it out of spite. I'm not going to lie. I started doing TikTok out of spite. I'm not going to lie. I started doing TikTok out of spite. And then within like a week of doing it, I got like 6,000 followers, which is crazy for TikTok.

This was two and a half years ago. And I was like, you know what? Let me keep doing this because it's working. I got my spite. It worked. That paid off. So I just kept doing it. And I was always going out to eat.

I was always going to my nuness house. So I was like, let me just continue this bit and just doing what I usually do. That's why I enjoy doing social media because it's not like I'm going out looking for content to make. It's just my normal life. I wake up, I eat a sandwich at 10 a.m. I eat a plate of pasta at 12, and that's just what I do. That's like you live this life of like food and restaurants and nice cocktails and-

That's what they do. You know, you're always- Can we go back to that? You eat a sandwich at 10 and a plate of pasta at 12 every day? Not every day, but when I work, see my boss, he's the best, he loves me. So I start off my work day with a lobster tail.

He always gives me a lobster tail and an espresso. Then like after I finished eating that, he gives me my sandwich, which is around like 1030 a.m What time do you eat the lobster? You mean the pastry lobster tail? Yeah, as soon as I sit down to work, I eat my lobster tail Then after I finish that I do my sandwich and then around like 12 1 o'clock. I do my plate of pasta He makes me a nice plate of pasta and 2 o'clock I leave. So here's, we have the same diet and we look very, I love, I love lobster tails. What do you, how is that even possible? You know, I work once a year.

I work out twice a day. I'm not going to lie. So I work out, I wake up early. I wake up 6 AM, 5, 3 AM and I work out. But then also like genetics too. Like a lot of people always ask me like, oh my God, by the time you turn 40, you're gonna blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But nobody in my family is, I don't wanna jinx myself, I'm doing the maloguia. Nobody's like overweight in my family. So genetics plays a part in it too, I'm not gonna lie. Like we're all like skinny Italians. So like I get away with what I do by my genetics, I'm working out, but. Well, I gotta tell you something, no disrespect.

Your mom ain't bad looking. Oh, my mom's gonna love this. Your mom is not bad looking at all, Jack. Thank you, thank you. I mean, that shit runs deep in your family. And you could tell Nona was a freak back in 1940. You know what I'm saying? You could tell Nona's got a sense of humor.

She don't say much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that's a real one. She's OG right on that. But your mom is not a pushover, my friend. Thank you. And it's just really weird to see you in this, dog, I didn't have a family like that.

So when I, it's like a couple of years ago, Duck Dynasty got big. I don't know if you remember that show, a bunch of rednecks, they go hunting ducks or whatever the fuck they sold. But at the end, they did something. They sat and said a prayer and ate and that's something this country forgot. I grew up on the Waltons dog, okay? The Waltons at the end of the show, he would always go, good night, John boy. Good night, Priscilla. Good night, fucko. We don't have that in this country no more.

We don't have that. If it is, it's gotta be played out. I gotta have a gay cousin or cousin's a tranny or this guy's fucking allergic to fucking life. You know, it just can't be normal. And that's why I've seen videos of you with your family eating and you're like, my uncles don't be normal. And that's why I've seen videos of you with your family eating. And you're like, my uncles don't want to be on tape.

Yeah. And I'm fucking dying. My uncles don't play around. It's so funny because like last year I had did a video in one of my uncle's houses. And that was big too to like let me like do a video like that. And like his friends didn't know that I did social media. So like one of his friends was like scrolling through Instagram. He's looking, he goes, is that Carlos Kitchen?

So now he's calling his other friend. He's like, wait a minute, why is this girl in Carlos Kitchen? And he's like, oh, that's his niece. Like nobody knew who my uncles were, who like, and then my uncles have to explain, oh, that's my mom. Like nobody knew because I like kept it so like low key to me and my nonna. Even my brothers, like I don't really put my brothers on my mom. She's on like once in a while, like my family,

they're not like looking to be like social media famous. Like they don't they don't want to be like in that. My nonna for like the longest time, I used to say, no, no, please come do this with me, because even her, like she didn't want to do it. Now she likes it because like she like we have like this little deal where like when companies send me like olive oil and like food, I give it to her. And she loves it because she loves that kind of stuff. So I'm going to do this. They're when company send me olive oil and food, I give it to her and she loves it because she loves that kind of stuff. So then I do this, they're going to send me olive oil and she doesn't want to smile on

her face. How crazy is it that people send you stuff now? I love it. It's the best. You get home and there's a box of food with ice around it. It's Christmas every day. You're like, what the hell? I just got something Friday.

I got a chocolate, those Italian things. Chocolate from Long Island. The kids from Long Island. Wow. Oh my God, they were delicious. I took one bite. I'm like, this is too rich. Like it was just too rich.

And I thought it had edible juice in it. Because it just had- You said something like that this is what your normal life is. Did you ever try to like force it or like make content out of something that didn't work and like, is it, or did you, have you always just been doing your, your normal life? I've always just been doing my normal life. Yeah. I just, I got, I go through like phases in my life.

So like I went, nobody knows like they always ask me, Oh, you go to college, you go to college. But like, yeah, I went to college. Like I have a bachelor's degree, but I don't put on Instagram. Oh, I have a bachelor's. Like, because like, I don't know, to me, that doesn't really mean anything. Like, it's just a piece of paper. Like, I don't. So like, I don't flaunt like, oh, she doesn't even have a degree. And I'm like, no, I don't.

But I just that's not what I'm playing with my Instagram. So I have I was going to my uncle's an attorney. One of my uncles is an attorney. I was going to become a lawyer, worked with him. My uncle's like a Nazi, working with my, I love my uncle. My uncle's like the best thing in the world. He's like the night, but when it came to work,

oh my God, it was like horrible working with him cause we're both very like headstrong. So like he would tell me to do something, but it was, if it was something stupid, I wasn't gonna do it. He would fire me. I would call my nonna like he would tell me to do something, but if it was something stupid, I wasn't going to do it. He would fire me. I would call my nonna like on the train home from the city, like nonna, he fired me.

She'd call him like, Oh, why would you fire her? Then like that following Monday I had my job back. I would go back to work. So we did this for a little bit. Then I was like, you know what? This is not for me. Then I was like personal training, which was fun. But I was like, you know what?

I don't want to do this either. And then just, I was just like I said, eating and that blew up. So I was like, let me just do this now. I'm working in a deli, working, sitting in a deli, but I've always done food. I've always done just food content. And like, I'm sorry. No, I just it's interesting.

There are like Joey said, there's a lot of people doing food. Why do you think people gravitated to you more than other people? I think because I don't force it. I see other content creators. I say I'm the joker of content creators, of influencers, I'm the evil villain. But it's not because I want to be like, I don't want to collaborate with anyone like I used to do that. But then like, I don't know, like collaborating with people, like when you

see what other influences are about, it's like, ah, like this is like, I don't want to do this. Like I do all my videos in one shot. Like it's like, boo boo. I don't care how I look. I don't care what's going on. Like one shot, like can't like doing it with other people. Oh, I don't care how I look, I don't care what's going on, like one shot. Like doing it with other people, oh, I don't like how I look, we need to reshoot this.

And then it's like, oh, I'm not doing this ever again. 10 minutes turns into two hours. Oh, and it's the worst thing. Fuck you, I ain't got that type of timing. I've sat at dinners with like other influencers where the food gets cold because like, oh no no, we gotta redo this, oh no no, we gotta redo. I never do that.

When I'm at the dinner with people, one shot and that's it. Like if I, that's only if I get invited to a restaurant to do content. Like if I'm going out to eat with friends or family, like on my own, I'll never pull out my phone and start recording because like I like to enjoy like time with people too. But like some people are just so like,

in like just in it that they don't care. Like the food will be cold. They just, they don't care. Like the food will be cold. They just, they don't care. So I think people like me because like I'm not like that. Like I'm just, I say whatever, like I don't care. Like if people think I'm stupid, like sometimes I think it's good to look a little ditzy for Instagram. Like, cause I graduated college with honors.

Like I graduated cum laude, but people think I'm like this Italian ditz. And I'm like, yeah, like it's good to be a ditz Like, you know, like don't let people know too much about you. You're playing them the right way It's crazy because when I first saw it the thing I liked about you the best is you kept it classy Thank you. And I said that you kept it classy. It wasn't like Bikini shots and a tattoo and you bullshit. My uncles would beat my ass. Because I'm still a dad.

You know what? My family would not let that slide. And I look at it from a business perspective. Well, that too, yes. And I'm also a dad and I like women. I like the whole fucking thing. You gained that credibility. Thank you.

Yeah. And it's like I have a friend that I'm a fan of hers. I brought her here, Katarina. She's a fucking artist, but she's like I have a friend that I'm a fan of hers. I brought it here Katarina She's a fucking artist, but she's an artist to the end. She could do jokes. She could paint the fucking picture You know her things I love her content. It's not forced right? It's one shot. She gives zero fucks Zero fuck cuz I don't want to see you dolled up. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want I want to see you dolled up. I want to see you when you're primitive. I want to see what you look like in the morning when you're eating fucking apples and tuna. And ranch. Don't forget the ranch.

And ranch. Oh my God. But you fucking basic, you went into it. Listen, because I'm already gone, I got to add some ranch. I'm like, all right, she's off the hook. I don't think I'd be off the hook if I put ranch on my tuna. No, you're Jewish. I got's off the hook. I don't think I'd be off the hook if I put my hands on my tuna. No, you're Jewish. I got a big line.

But it's just, you see these, listen, we got into this in 2010, not knowing Dick. All right, there was Adam Carolla and Joe Rogan. And nobody knew who Joe Rogan was. It was Mark Maron and Adam Carolla. And we got a room before my daughter was born and we started, then my wife daughter was born and we started. Then my wife threw us out and we went to his apartment. And then we got thrown out of there

and we went to an office. We seen a chick get kidnapped. We fucking left that office. I mean, it was just law. But this was all through mistakes. You don't learn from, like now I see, take a podcast course for six weeks. Go fuck yourself. You know what I'm saying? Who's teaching this shit? Some guy at Seaton Hall? Get the fuck out of my face. It's a good scandal, right?

We should do it in the city. I know people that are like content creator managers that buy their followers. This one person that I know, 300,000 followers, right? And they're teaching courses on how to grow your social that I know, 300,000 followers, right? And they're teaching courses on how to grow your social media, blah, blah, blah. But like somebody with a brain like me, I know the ins and outs of social media. You go to their page, their videos get a hundred views, two comments. All right, 300,000 followers. All of a sudden, yeah. But businesses that don't know any better are hiring these people because they see 300,000,

500,000 followers and they're making money. So it's a good racket. It's a good scheme. How does it work? Like when you got a good amount of followers, do you just reach out to restaurants and brands? No, I never reach out. So I know a lot of influencers do. I never do because I don't want to be thirsty.

You know, like I don't want, and plus like, I say like I like social media, but social media is not my life. Like if this all like when TikTok was shutting down last week, like I was fine with it. Like, you know, it wasn't the end of the world. Like life goes on, but like I don't reach out to restaurants. And now I have pretty much a nice like following

where restaurants are reaching out to me on like a daily basis. So I don't need to reach out to restaurants. And now I have pretty much a nice following where restaurants are reaching out to me on a daily basis. So I don't need to reach out to restaurants or brands. But even when I had 10,000 followers, 5,000, I never wanted to be thirsty and be like, oh, I want to come to your restaurant. And for a comped meal, I'll do this. I'll do that. I never want to do.

That makes me look bad. Right. But it definitely does work. Like I, if you look at my explore page, it's not chicks with ass. It's comedy, sports and food. And I can't tell. I've been to a million places, especially in New York. Like since I moved in September, I'll find places and I'll just like, that's how I go.

Like you can tell when it's like really scripted. Yeah. But like when it's someone who's just going somewhere because they like it. Yeah. I'm gonna like that's how I go like it you can tell when it's like really scripted Yeah, but like when it's someone who's just going somewhere because they like it. Yeah, I'm gonna give that a shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's cool. I never go to restaurants based off of influencers now that I know like Influencers and what they do I never go because I used to do that like before I started social media I would go to restaurants that like influencers would post and like the rest It would be the most disgusting restaurants, the food would be disgusting because a lot of these places are gimmicky. The food is just like, it looks good for videos and then you eat it and it's like, oh, atrocious.

I like the rundown spots, like what we were talking about before where Fat Tony's laying on the bar. I like a place where they tell me no phones, no videos in here. And then I'm like, oh yeah, now I'm in a good spot. No, it's a good spot. No, it's a good spot. Well, it's interesting what you said, because I actually read an article a couple of years ago, like this restaurant owner in New York looks through his security cameras, because he was getting a lot of bad reviews.

And he's like, what's going on? And I forget the number, but he's like, people are taking forever before their meal to take pictures of it, do all that, and then the food gets cold. And then everything gets messed up. So we ban phone. I forget what it was in the New York Times, but it's interesting how that's ruining some restaurants. Yeah, it's annoying, even though I do it.

But like I said, I do a one, two, three. As soon as the food comes out, I do it. And I have friends that aren't influencers that I've been out to dinner with them, and they're annoying as hell. Like, oh, man, no, no, no, we gotta get the right shot. Oh, no, move as hell. Like, oh, no, no, no, we got to get the right shot. Oh, no. Move your hand. Oh, no, no. Put your bracelet like this. And it's like, oh, my God, please let me drink my drink before I forget and go nuts in here.

And it's like it's annoying. And you see every other table with the flash, blah, blah, blah. That's why I like when I go to restaurants to do videos, I go as soon as they open. And like a lot of times people will be like, oh, the restaurant's empty. The restaurant's empty. Or I'll go like an hour before they open, And like a lot of times people will be like, oh, the restaurant's empty, the restaurant's empty. Or I'll go like an hour before they open. Because one, I never get people in my videos, like people that are just sitting to eat.

Like I see like that all the time. And it's like, if that was me and I'm in somebody's video and I didn't know, and I'm just out to dinner, I'd be so mad. So like I always go before a restaurant opens or when they first open. So it looks empty, but it's not empty because they have no business. It's empty because nobody's there yet.

I'm there before. That way I don't annoy people that are actually there to eat. Like I can actually just do what I got to do without being a pain in the ass because I hate pains in the ass. It's just crazy that I love eating and I love food and I love going to different places, but I don't like cheating. Like once I'm in a restaurant, I'm in a fucking restaurant. Like once I feel like I'm family in that restaurant.

Oh my God, me too, I'm the same way. I can't cheat, I don't wanna cheat. I'm the same. Nothing bothers me more than we're in a restaurant and you're like, I love the chicken parm and he's like, I love the manigotte. And all of a sudden, some fucking knucklehead at the table says, well, it's not as good as this

and that for your part. You don't understand. Like, I don't want to fucking hear your fucking mouth. Like, I don't want to hear your fucking mouth about what's better or what's saucier or what. I don't want to hear your fucking mouth. We're here right now. Yeah, yeah,? I don't wanna hear your fucking mouth. We're here right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's all that fucking matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's the thing that bar, any restaurant you go to, there's always that one fucking lunatic. Well, no one makes, no one does it. We've been coming here for 12 fucking years. What are you fucking talking about?

Like it infuriates me. When I like a restaurant, I like a restaurant. Yeah. You know, I grew up at this restaurant, a Chinese joint by here. Thought, you know how many times I got arrested and cops told me, I would say like something about chans and they would go, we did a steak out in there one,

fucking rats were moving the walls. That's how big they were. Did I not go there the next day? I went there the next day. You know, cause I've been going there for 20 years. And when it was over, it was over. Like when it was over, it was over. It's not gonna come back.

Nobody's gonna put it together again. It's time to find a new place. That's the problem I have. We live in a fucking what? If we really look at the numbers, 65% Italian restaurant dominated areas between Louie's pizza, Nick's pizza, Domino's pizza. Think about it, how much fucking pizza?

Now think about Italian food. So I like chicken francese. Yeah. With a little side of pasta or something like that. I Could go get it at Rudy's which I really like what Osteria which is fucking great, too But I know some dickheads gonna go. Oh you have to go to Zombo You know, I don't want to hear your fucking mouth You know I'm saying there's oh, you know, so for me, when I fall in love with a restaurant,

I can't cheat no more. Yeah, I like shit from this restaurant. Like I used to go, by me and Marlboro, there's two restaurants. One's more towards the seafood thing, but it's too Brooklyn-y, you know, Thursday night. It's all these divorced women. Oh, I hate restaurants like that.

I know exactly what you're talking about. And they got the DJ. I'm in Long Island. Long Island is the mecca for those restaurants. And the chicks. Are you kidding me? Thursday night and Saturday nights at some of these restaurants. There's a restaurant that I really like on Saturdays.

They have that. And it's like, I can't even go there because it's like the DJ is going. And it's like you have all these like middle aged people that are like, like acting like they're 20 years old. Savages. Like animals. Savages. Me animals. Savages. Me and my friends who are in our 20s

will be sitting at the table looking at these older people, 60 years old, acting like animals. And we're like, oh my God, like these people are freaking crazy. We went to one on mushrooms and they were having like three birthday parties and they had like the sparklers going off and going to the table at like seven o'clock.

It was some kind of light out. Fucking 22 sparklers and everybody was saying it was gay. Like the little waiter, they used the same gay waiter. Happy, and I'm on my fucking mind. And you see these, listen, I love women. I love women, all shapes, all sizes. When a woman's 50 and she's dialed up and she don't give a fuck about her little stomach hanging out,

that's the sexiest thing in the world. You goof on it a little bit. You look at their leopard pants or the fat hanging over the heel, and you're like, you know what, dog, look at this, trying to get hers. I can't be mad at that. It's the guys who bother me. It's crazy. They're my age.

They fucking grease their head back. They put the white teeth in. They do a couple of steroids. Hey, come on, Saadich. Then they come over to you, talking Italian, and they don't even talk Italian. Me and my friends love it though, cause we make fun of that.

Oh yeah, you taught you. It's a bad, like, and now they think we're stroking, like we're stroking their ego. I mean, we'll be like, look at this clown. Like it's the funniest thing. Hey, good for these, yeah. God bless. It's so funny.

Get the fuck out of my face, God bless. The Fanksters, the how you doings, they think they're these big time gangsters, the wannabes. Oh my God, it's so funny. I don't even leave my house on Thursday nights in Long Island because I'm like, I'm gonna stay home.

Yeah, so Thursday night, the best is when the disco singer from the 80s shows up. But I like it a little bit. I like it too. I like a little disco freak, but that's when those freaks come out. But that's when they do the lip syncing over the thing

and she's all coked up, she's sweating profusely. It's crazy. Come on, dog, give me a breather. Leave her at home. And you try to eat your food you can't even eat. No. At that point you're like, shit, I'm done eating. Let me wrap this.

Do they return to karaoke at night? Like Thursday night or Friday night they start doing karaoke? No, no. I never went to one of those spots. They don't do that shit out there. The thing that they also do is, I used to follow this girl that we went to grammar school with or high school. Her husband left it and up in Rudy's or something.

You know who I'm talking about. I got sick of following her. I don't know what happened. Facebook just said, don't follow no more. I used to follow her to see the train wreck because she's my age and she's still out there hustling. It's crazy. Like trying to hustle guys.

And she's in no shape. The hair's falling out. Every time she takes a close-up, you can see that where the shots go in. I mean, it was just like, there's a point where you got to let it go. I appreciate it. I really do. You're trying your best, but you're at a point where you're hanging out with 30-year-olds and you don't look good, but she'd go to all those restaurants with the chubby chick is dancing with fire. Listen, if I'm eating fucking food, I better not see no chubby chick dance. That does not appeal to me or DJ Mario on a Saturday night or a Thursday night and I'm trying to talk to you.

You can't go out. I can't. I cannot. And then the best part is you have these older people at these restaurants and they'll be looking at my friends. They'll try to show us have like these older people at these restaurants and they'll be looking at my friends like like they'll try to like, you know, like try to like show us like who's the boss and like these women will be looking at me and my friends like I'm gonna Do what you gotta do. Like we're not here to take you a man Like we're just here to eat and just like cuz they think like it's a competition

like we'll be in the corner and they'll be like and I'll be like What do they call young girls who go after old pigeons? Gold diggers? Gold diggers. I'm not gonna lie, I like an old pigeon. No you are. I like old pigeons. I was gonna say, like, if I were you,

I would take every free meal that I could get. Well, I don't need an old pigeon for a free meal at this point, because the restaurants reach out to me. Oh, they must be pissed. I don't need the old pigeons. That's the only thing the guys had. I like the old pigeons because I like the old pigeons. But you know what it is, you know, because my mom, she always says it to me, too. Like she my mom says that you hang out with these old men, but they're not old.

And I like I like like the old school way of life. But I'm not talking about like these fangsters and wannabes and hang out these places Thursday I just like like the stories that you were telling and like that old school like people my age now They don't have that like old. They don't know it's not the same. So they don't believe us That never happened. Okay, it didn't happen. I have more fun talking to somebody who's older than me than somebody my age I'll talk to somebody my age and I'll be like, like, all right.

But like talking to somebody older, just, and they're not a weirdo and they're not trying to put on a show and they're not trying to be a creep. That's what I like. And I like to hear like their stories about how life was with the Italian neighborhoods and this, that. It's funny to me, but I do like, I'm not gonna lie.

I like old pigeons. This is... You know, man. And it's weird because, like I told you, I like old pigeons. You know man, and it's weird because, like I told you, I like talking to women. I like chit chatting. I like breaking their balls. I like that I'm married because it helps out a lot.

Like it just, it just helps out a lot. You get out of a mess real fucking quick. I gotta go, my wife's calling me, you know what I'm saying? Like this ain't my place. If they're crazy or whatever, you're on the hunt, and you like to go out, I'm a comedian, man. And people fucking say shit to you, and women say shit to you, you gotta talk to them.

But I look at them, and I look at them like a kid. Yeah, it would be fun, but not really. Don't talk too much, because if I have my own pigeon watching this, and I'm like, oh, don't say too much. I was reading a book today. I was reading a book. I went to the hospital, I started this book. I like to reread books every two years.

And I was reading a book about Jose Battle. This motherfucker was 72 in the hospital, and the feds finally came in one day and were like, he goes for dialysis twice a week, but on Thursdays it takes him an hour longer. He was fucking his 24 year old wife. That's crazy. He posed her as a nurse and she would...

Ah! I was like, at 72. That's extreme. Listen. That's extreme. Listen. That's a little extreme. I'm 62 next month and I don't wanna show my balls to anybody. Like, I don't care what you're selling. You know, we can do anything else,

but I don't wanna show you my dick or my balls or my fungi toenail because I know it's gonna fuck a woman up for the rest of her life. Even if she gets out of the old man craze and she marries a guy her age, it's gonna come out one day. Why are you making my tie? I used to date a guy that was 80. Yeah, but I wasn't going for 80-year-olds.

I'm talking about like 50. 50s, yeah, yeah, yeah. 50, okay. No, and I can see it because you're very mature. Thank you. This conversation with us today, I I can see it because you're very mature. Thank you. Like this conversation with us today, I've learned more about social media than I thought I did just talking to you.

And now like, I want to ask you something. Again, none of my business, I'm going to go fuck myself. I noticed something. Like I go to a boxing gym and there's two girls like you there. Young, innocent, they love breaking my balls. They just love it. And I love them.

You know, they, Joey, what are you doing, Uncle Joey? Come over here and punch me in the head. You know, whatever the fuck they want me to do. You know, because young girls are fucking nuts. So the one girl came up to me, she's like, Uncle Joey, you don't follow me. And it's like my daughter came down the stairs with five other girlfriends. They's like, Uncle Joey, you don't follow me. And it's like my daughter came downstairs with five of our girlfriends.

They're like, Uncle Joey, follow us on Instagram. I'm like, listen, you five little dirty bitches. I am not fucked, because that's how they throw you in jail. They're fucking 12. They're 12. I'm not going to follow you five dirty bitches, OK? So get out of my fucking basement. They all went upstairs with long faces, like, no.

I didn't call them bitches, but I ain't following you. And especially that, like, I don't know who I'm following. So I followed her and it's really weird. Like I see she's a fitness check. She trains Pilates and she does this. No men. And that whole fucking thing of hers is not one man. And this girl could have any man she wants. No bikini shots, nothing like that. But I've noticed a couple of girls that age now. No men. Why? I don't know. I think with me,

because I have such a big following on social media, I think people get intimidated. You know, even if even if if like, let's say like, they're like, you know, they're established and they have this, they, like I went out with one person who's like the love of my life. So if he's watching this. And like we went out to eat and he's like very established like in Long Island, we went out to eat.

They put us at this little table. Then they quote Wynn that it was me. So they come over They're like, oh, look do you want to sit here? And it was like this huge big round table and we were like, no, we're fine sitting here and after like the walked away He's like, oh, you know, they knew who you were That's why they wanted to move us to the big table instead of the little table. And then I was like, oh And I was like shit like this is awkward because like I don't want

somebody to think like oh look I have all this pull like, and I think maybe that intimidates people like that I have pull and it's like, I don't know how to describe it. I don't know if that intimidates somebody. That'd be odd, I'd love to go to a restaurant. I don't know, I don't know. Maybe some of that.

Here's a better table, here's some appetizers. No, I don't know, like what do you think? About what? Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Those animals kicked in. Like, if you're out with somebody and you think, you know, but he's nice. He doesn't think who he is.

But you're out and then all, they're putting on a show for the person that you're out to dinner with. And then he's an older guy, I'm young, whatever. He, they might start to get a little insecure. Maybe it's different for women? Because for guys, we're the ones who are supposed to show off. I think that's what it is.

I think it's like a... Like, you know, imagine you were single. It emasculates someone. Right, imagine you were single, but still comic. You went to a place and maybe they made a big deal about you coming, but then she's saying, she goes, and it's the opposite, and some guys are a little bit insecure about a woman being like the more important one or more well-known one I think that's what my problem is well let me show you

something I'm a little crazy I'm gonna I'm a little crazy I'm gonna show you I saw something today show me this is the funniest thing I've seen all fucking day I hope it comes true I hope it comes true. I saw this and I fucking died this morning. It was fucking Ali Wong. Okay. You know Ali Wong is a Chinese comic who is fucking nuts and I love it at all my heart. And she goes, you'll never have the idea what it feels like a woman with more money than

you suck in your dick. That was on after you're real this morning. I'm like, God damn, Ali. And she went at it. She was, I'm trying to find it. It was like four minutes of her going, it's spectacular. I'm talking, she's a nasty bitch. So she was riding shit out.

And I'm sitting there going, wow, that's a fucking pretty interesting thing. If your wife made that much more money than you, what would the dynamic be in your house? Like, what would the dynamic be? your house? What would the dynamic be? Your wife obviously made 10 million. It's expected for a guy to be a professional sports guy and he makes 85 million a year

and his wife could be a housemaker. But flip that around. That's what they call them, right? Homemakers, right? I wanna be a homemaker. You do? I do. Really?

I do. I do, I go through like phases. So like, like I'm done with like social media. I always say like, I want to get, like I'll get married tomorrow, arranged marriage, delete all my social media, do homemaker for a little bit. And then I have my next phase after that. But like, I want to do like a homemaker.

I don't know, but you know why I grew up, my mom was a homemaker, my nonna was a homemaker, her mom, her mom, her mom. That's just what I know, homemakers. Well, when we're talking to my homemakers, as you know, from like an older man, I gotta pee. So we'll be back after Draft Kings and everybody else we're talking about today. Yo, if you want your nicotine fixed with all the smoke and tobacco, nicotine pouches are the way to go.

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Download that app. So anyway, back to you. Cause it's getting interesting now. Talk to me about your dad. Oh, so my dad passed away when I was young. How old? Nine. Wow, I'm sorry. How old? Nine.

Wow, I'm sorry. So it's okay. A lot of people, they're always like, where's your dad? Where's your dad? Where's your dad? That's why I don't post my dad. But I'm not like, I don't look for pity parties. So I don't even tell people unless like they, they flit out.

Like I'll never be like, oh, I hate my life. My dad died when I was young. No, now I know your mom's available. My mom's gonna eat this up. And you know what's so funny? Going back to what we were saying about like the people, the older people on Thursday nights, like my mom makes fun of those people, even though that's her demographic. She always says like she would never be one of those people like desperate.

And she's like, I'd rather be at home. We were talking about my five German shepherds. I'd rather be at home with the babies and be out like these people like just desperate. It does make you look, but again, like I like women, so I get it. Like the first time I moved back to Jersey, I went out on a Thursday night and I saw eight women, all of them, 200 plus pounds, seductive clothing on.

And I'm like, what? And I go, stop, Joey, stop. Look at them, they're fucking beautiful. God bless them. What am I gonna do? God bless them. They're not your type and maybe you're not their fucking type.

But at least they're out there slinging. You know a lot of these freaks, not to cut you off. Freaks? They're swingers. Okay. So there's one. What do you mean swingers? Like there's swingers.

Like there's a restaurant that we were at, me and my friends, and we got word that like, oh, don't look at these people. Like, it was an older couple, don't look at them because they're swingers. They, a lot of these older people that look like, like disgusting, but all seductive, they're looking for other older people to bring home.

That's like Long Island. Long Island is a crazy place. Sounds like married couples will fuck each other. Oh. That's like a, Long Island, Long Island is a crazy place. Sounds like married couples will fuck each other. Oh, why, you've never heard of that term, Swinger? No, no, I understand. But it's funny that you said that because I've never been, I've never seen that shit. Me either, Joe, me either.

That's why, at the place I go to, there's a couple. And they're always up to something, no good. Yes. Always up to something. Always up to something. Yes. Always up to something. Every time I go to this restaurant on a Saturday night, there's a couple there looking to pick people up and I'm like, oh my God, these people are sick. And they say don't look their way.

Do not look their way. Something's wrong with these people. They'll try to like inch over a little bit. And it's like, I'm looking at you because you're a freaking freak, like freak in a weird way, not like a freak that I want to join you guys. But Long Island, it's a freaky place. Thursday and Saturday nights, Long Island,

no matter what restaurant. If a restaurant has a DJ in Long Island on a Thursday or Saturday night, do not go. Because it's a freaky spot. The one place is really like big money by me. And there's a woman at the gym saying, she telling me, she goes, those women have sex in the bathroom.

On Thursday, and they drive up and fucking Lexuses, And there's a woman at the gym saying, she telling me, she goes, those women have sex in the bathroom. And they drive up and fucking Lexuses, Mercedes. It's sick. They're banging in the bathrooms at those restaurants. Yeah, it's sick. And the one place where I go to the girl, or the waitress we were talking to that night, she goes, I hate Thursday nights here.

She goes, you gotta look at the women's bathroom. It's disgusting. She goes, the men's bathroom is okay. The women's bathroom look like a fucking bomb. It's in there, puke and fucking stockings ripped and shit. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's really crazy.

How, like are you, do you have a lot of friends your age who are more like you or a lot of your friends like the party type? No, I have no friends that are the party type. All my friends are like me. They're like that OG, like old school ways that they have like the same kind of families that they were brought up.

Like, so they're not, I don't have friends that are like, let's go to the club. Like you'll never find me in the club. I'd rather be in these freaky restaurants, these freaks looking at these weirdos than actually being like in the club. You don't go to these clubs with VIP bottles? No, no, no, no.

Not even when I was younger. Maybe I went once or twice and it's like, it's just that you stand there like this. I had to explain that to my mom the other day because she doesn't go out. So she thinks nightclubs are like how it was back in the day when she was going out in the 80s and the 90s. And on my mom, nightclubs are not like that.

You go with the VIP bottles and people just stand there and they're all in drugs. Like it's crazy, like going out in the city, never. I just never understood that whole, like we- It's just a show off. No, that's all it is, basically. Like when we grew up, there was, you stood at the door like an idiot,

the dude either knew you, you had a hookup, a cousin, you got in there and you went in and the drinks were like whatever, eight bucks, never be drankin'. But now you gotta go sit in the back and while you're in there, hold on, security fuckin' **** here from fuckin'

My God. That's it, we're gonna cut this part out. The guy's name that I'm dating is like, see, my husband is ****. There you go. See? **** here. Step aside. And he walks in with like **** and eight other guys that you can mug them. Like I would have taken that money ten years ago right off the bat. Like without even thinking. Like where they sitting? Let's go over there and take that cocaine, whatever the fuck they got.

That's what it is now. And you walk in, I used to go to Vegas, now I would get sick to my fucking stomach. After the UFC fights, they'd take me out and I'd go, I'm not doing this. And you go and, I'll tell you what else has died about the club life. Half these motherfuckers shouldn't be in a club.

Let's get to that. They're not that attractive. Yeah, but the lights are dark so you don't know what you got. Neither am I. But I go to Vegas, like when I'm walking back to my room and I see these people waiting on line, you gotta start tapping. Listen, you'd have a better time

with a tomato and cheese soup in your room. Because they have it on the menu in Vegas, right? Remember, I always tell you, you can always get a cup of fucking tomato soup with cheese instead of putting yourself through. That's a bunch of young people. Like, listen, when I was fucking 19, if there was a guy in a bar that was 27 talking to my friends, the girls I was with, I would have a fucking heart attack.

Okay? I would have a fucking heart attack to the point where you'd rob them, get into a fight with them. It was always something. So as I was getting older, I always thought the same way. Like, Joey, you're just too fucking old to be there. You're just too old to be there. Like even my last 10 years of doing drugs, I was not out.

I would get that package and run home by myself. Lock them in, my wife would be knocking, what's going on in there? Nothing, I'm fixing the toilet. You know, whatever the fuck. I didn't like it. I did not like it. And now, like I find myself going out one night a week to a bar.

I don't drink. I go, I eat mushrooms. And I sit there and I fucking giggle. And that's the last thing I was gonna tell you that. Last time I went out, I bumped into swingers. I didn't know there were swingers till I gave him the mushrooms and the chick goes Why don't you eat some too and me you and my boyfriend will go back to my place and I'm like, that's she's hotter than fuck She's an Arab chick. I was like

Not to get back to social media but like I would love to see what your DMs are like. Oh my God. My DMs are great. They must just be. Some of the DMs, I blocked, if they're really perverted, because I get real perverted ones, I block them. But some of them are just desperate and they're funny, whatever,, like, oh, but like real perverted disgusting one blocked. I don't want you on my page.

Like even comments I get like, I'm like, these people are commenting this disgusting perverted stuff on my videos and like you see that picture, they have their names. Like you're not embarrassed. Like somebody seems to say that, but I deleted it and I block it. I'm like, this is disgusting. Is there a world where a guy would eat? Not obviously a dick pics crossing a line, but like if a guy was like hitting you up like, Oh, you're so pretty.

Let me take, would that, could that ever work? I don't think that, I can't imagine that ever working. On some people, yes. I don't meet people off social media. Okay. So for me, no, no matter, it could be, he could be a billionaire. I like to people, maybe not a billionaire. Maybe I would go.

Maybe I would go. He could be a billionaire. I like to people, maybe not a billionaire. Maybe I would go, but I like to meet people organically, even though I don't even leave the house. I just leave on Thursday and Saturday nights. I don't want to meet those people either, but I don't even, if they could be a nice person, I look through their pictures, it could be attractive. Would I answer? Maybe I'd say thank you. I'm probably not even thank you. I would in my head say thank you, but I would never meet. That's all I get. I would never meet somebody off social media.

I don't know, it's just so weird. I don't want to get married to someone and then be like, oh, we met off social media. That's crazy. Do you ever do any of the dating apps? No, when I was younger, so it's so funny, when I was like 21, I had a boyfriend for like three or four years who loved you.

And he would always be watching your podcast, like all Joey Diaz, watch Joey Diaz. So he's going to see this, he's going to go to sleep. Oh yeah. He's what? Hi. He's going to see this and he's going to cry himself to sleep. But we met off of a dating app, but I was young, I was 21 at the time. Now at 27, would I meet somebody off a dating app?

No. No, just like in real life? Just real life. Okay. Like a real life. So you're 27. Yes. I can tell you, I thought you were 25, but your presence is 34.

Thank you. See, a lot of people used to say to me, oh, I thought you were older, and I used to take it offensively. Because you just fucking confused the shit out of me. That you were at the college and the boyfriend. So I'm like, maybe I was right. Maybe she is in her 30s, but.

I used to get like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm 30, like in my 30s. But then people would explain it like, oh, you don't carry yourself like somebody in their 20s. And then I'm like, all right, cause I was saying, what do I look old? Like back in the day when I was like 16, 17, and somebody said to you, oh, you look older.

And then it's like, oh, okay. Now I'm like 30, but yeah, I don't know. You don't look 30, but you carry yourself. Thank you. But that's why I like an older crowd as opposed to my crowd. Cause I've never met somebody like my age, like to go out, like to go,

like the guy that who was in love with you when I dated him when I was 21, he was four years older than me, but he was like a child. Like he was like, it was so much that it made me like, I need an older man than I've ever seen him. He ruined it for me. I was like, I need somebody older.

Like I can't, I can't with somebody young because it's just, it's too different. Like if somebody, the mindset. Were you the same growing up? Because like even taking dating out of the thing, like in high school or whatever, like my best friend in LA is sitting right there. Like it's like, it's just, I, I'm always connected more

with people who are a little bit older than me. Me too. Yeah. Me too. Growing up, I always always connected more with people who are a little bit older than me. Me too, me too. Growing up, I always hung around my family too. I don't have any cousins. I don't have any young people besides my brothers and my family. So I always was around older people, even when I was little, little.

And I'd be sitting at the grownups table with my nonna and my nonna and their sisters and everyone, all like 78 year olds and I'd be like five years old and I'd be sitting there like having the time of my life around these older people. But I've always gravitated towards older people and that's why I love working at the deli that I'm at. It's because it's all like 70, 60, 70, 80 year old Italians, like those old school Italians

and it's like, oh, I can relate to these people. Like, it's funny, like the shit they say, like you don't hear that anywhere else. But that little store, I'm like, this is the Twilight Zone, like that all these freaks come in and that, it's the best thing, but I've always gravitated towards- I gotta tell you something, man. You're the first woman I've met in a long time

that I have to go home and hug my daughter tonight. You give me fucking faith. I meet women, I gotta go home and hug my daughter two times and go, what the fuck, man? What the fuck? But you're a different type of fucking egg, my friend. Thank you. And it's so funny, going back to my dad passing away when I was younger, I always see fatherless, I don't know if you've ever seen it, you probably seen it, cause you're younger, like fatherless activities. It's like a joke, like girls that grew up without fathers,

they're like these monsters, like pigs, you know? So I'm like, shit. I'm fatherless. They're pigs. Did your mom remarry? She did. So I grew up with a stepfather in the house. And he was cool.

Yeah, so and then I had my, it was all right. It wasn't, you know, growing up with a stepfather is never. Never good, no. He was like kind of like a fangster, like a wannabe gangster. So like I didn't pay him any mind. What did you call him? A fangster.

Oh my God. When they're like the wannabe gangsters, they're fangsters. Like he was like a fangster. So, but growing up I had my uncles. I always say, I grew up, my father passed away, but I had my uncles. My uncle Carlo, who I'm very close with, he's my godfather, every weekend he would come over to my nun's house. He'd be taking us on vacation.

He'd be taking us to Six Flags. He'd be taking us here. So it was never like we grew up without a father, even though we didn't have, we like always had somebody like showing us love and like attention. You know, it's funny that I was talking to a friend of mine that you probably know. And we were talking about Catholicism, you know, how I want to do a show about Barnabas, you know, the guy that Jesus forgave on the cross. And you know, we want to talk about about Saint Michael and fucking all these fucking religious Mary Magdalene,

we're all going to put them together. I forgot what I was going to fucking tell you. I can't be smoking pot. Catholicism. Catholicism. No, but I was trying to talk more about old school, like how we were raised. I had a godfather who, my father died when I was three. My godfather was there every fucking Saturday. Yeah, that's um.

And we'd walk from 88th street to 42nd street. And he'd take me to one of those fucking kid movies. And then he told me, he goes, I'm not gonna go to those pussy movies no more. He took me to see the world's greatest athlete, I'll never forget, and the love bug. And he's like, I can't tolerate these things. If you want me to take you to the movies,

I got to take you to the big boy movies. And for the next three years, he took me to see every fucking movie, another porn on 42nd Street, just, you know, people getting shot, and they clean these shit like that, you know? And you forget that. Like a godfatherfather what a godfather's job is. Yeah people like my daughter's godfather We haven't talked in two fucking years and he hasn't sent the car. Yeah. Yeah, God knows

It's like so weird how the godfather Thing has disappeared from this country. Like when I was a kid my godmother my godfather was divorced. I Like when I was a kid, my godmother, my godfather, was divorced, I wasn't allowed to see my godmother. My mother would send me down to Miami, she was fucking gorgeous, and she would fucking cook for me and give me clothes all week. That was a godmother and a godfather, you know? Now all those things have disappeared.

Now it's just a name. They just name godfathers and godmothers just because. I just don't understand why all these things like when in the last 30 years, that's why I was so like I wanted to meet you because you brought it back to me. Like just the people yelling on the streets, you know, there's a place that just opened by my house, Fiela's, and people were pissed. They're like, why would Fiela's open if Lovoti's is around the corner? Lovoti's like a big chain.

And I went into Fiela's and I'm like, I get it. Because I can talk to the butcher. Because I can talk to this woman about the rice pudding. I could talk, he's gonna bring me chocolate bread from Staten Island, I love that shit. And that's what we're missing again. Now it's my favorite place Friday I was home from the hospital. I went out to get the mail. He left me a fucking meatball sandwich with rice pudding

You understand me? Yeah, they don't have places like that shit has disappeared I mean you went to one because my brother George goes to a meatball place. What's the name? What? What's the name of it? What, Cuomo's Deli? No, I'll applaud. Cuomo's over here, but especially out too. I don't think I went to that one. I went to Cuomo's. Cuomo, you went.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said a couple days later, he went to Cuomo's. Like that deli. Yeah. You know, like get fucking, I'm Cuban. And they're Cubans over there. Not the guy, not the owner, but all the workers over there are Cuban.

Yeah, I'm Cuban. But nothing pisses me off when a motherfucker walks into jersey mics Because somebody's grandmother came over on a boat. Yeah to make copacola sandwiches And here you are going to jersey mics like where's the fucking tradition and italian kids are going in that I'm not gonna lie. I've been to jersey mics a couple. I know and listen Listen man every once in a while. I think once a year You know what it is?

These Italian spots, they close early. Early. Jersey Mike's is open until 10 o'clock. So sometimes at 8 o'clock, I got a hankering. You know what? Then fucking wait. I can't wait. Then fucking wait, okay?

If you can't have it from the man himself, then fucking wait. Sometimes you get a hankering for some copy of all that at nine o'clock at night. It's not the same, but. Well that, because I was thinking about when you were asking me some of your rules, I want to get your opinion on this. If you went to like the deli that you work at

and someone ordered a turkey sandwich. We don't even have turkey. I told you. What the fuck? Okay. There was this place, what was the name of the restaurant that we talked about in Van Eyes, wherever the fuck in California.

Dominic, Steve loved it. Oh. Vicente's, whatever the fuck it was. Something like that. All right. I went up there one day. It was okay. You know, they spoke.

I don't even know if they spoke it. What was the name of it? Remember the one that Steve Simone on the Toro Boulevard? I remember the pizza place though the pizza from Brooklyn, but that's not the place. I play something too The deli oh Yeah, I do remember the deli was two of them There was that one and piccolo's and burbank right piccolo's just if Italians are out there burn it that place If Italians are out there, burn it. That place, the food was beyond bad. The meatballs were beyond bad.

In California, the only good place to get good Italian food is up north, Santa Barbara, that motherfucker. There's a place up there that makes lasagna with a meatball in the middle. Holy shit, holy shit. But down in the city, all that, I went in there one day. I was like, made me in a bad mood. Going in there already, you know what I'm saying?

Like who am I going to bump into? And some motherfucker came in there with sandals and ordered a turkey sandwich on like fucking white bread. I thought I had to do everything like, and then he started complaining. Like, there's not enough salt on here. Listen. I hate that. Listen. Get the fuck out of here.

Go to ShopRite, all right? You gotta come in here. Domingos. I was trying to, yeah. Domingos. It's a good place for LA. All that shit drives me fucking insane. You have no idea how fucking like little things

at restaurants, like all of a sudden waiters became really fucking annoying the last four years. They stand by you. How long are they they stand by me? Go away. Give me five, you don't need to tell a guy, give me five minutes, but it only goes with George's. And you're like...

Now, do you think they do that to you because you're you? Because I've had restaurants do that to me because of social media. Okay. Which is annoying. I know what you mean. It's annoying. Listen, it's sometimes it's because of me they think I don't know but if anybody knows me I slept on the fucking park so I'll eat with that dirty fucking fork you know what I'm saying?

How many of those guys? You ever seen Pretty Women? No, I heard of it though. You ever see Richard Gere? I've heard of the movie. Okay, she's a hooker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he takes her back one day and she's eating strawberries and all this shit. And I don't know what he's talking about. And at one point she goes, listen, I'm a sure thing.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's the same thing with me. Yeah, yeah. It's a sure fucking thing. What are we talking about? You're talking about when they had the noise when the waiters are close

Yeah, when the way that comes over need to it's just too much for me. Do you want bottled water or regular water? Just give me fucking water Or do you want I was prepping out of the lemon? Just give me the fucking water. I'm gonna be having a conversation. They don't read the room no more god forbid I'm over proposing to you Yeah, I want to marry you. I want to be one of your old pigeons. Water, lemonade, get the fuck out of here.

They just don't know anymore. They just can't read the fucking room. My daughter told me about a month ago, she's like, I don't want to go to restaurants no more. I go, why not? It's, the waiters drive me fucking crazy. So if I take it out of my restaurant, I gotta take it to the bar in the daytime. She loves the chicken parm from there

or she takes it to go. Dad, bring it for me to go. I don't want to deal with the waiters. She fucking hates it. My daughter is the only fucking kid that won't go for breakfast. Hates it. It's too much drama for her in the morning.

Too much. Too many questions. That's cute. I asked her again the other day, I go, where do you want to go for breakfast? She's like, just too much drama for her in the mall Too much I asked her again the ad that go. Where do you want to go for practice? She's too much drama Too many questions. I'm like, you know what you're fucking right You're fucking right, but all that stuff went away. I'd like to be left alone. Yeah. Yeah, I'll call you Yeah, what's up? I'm sorry, I know you're with the other table. Lynn, can you bring me the money? Can you bring me the money?

Whatever the fuck it is. My favorite thing, because after the podcast, we've been going out to eat. I know Joey well enough where I can see when he's getting frustrated and when like a server, you don't like when they're close, but when they're, when they disappeared and the food's taking too long you

You get so upset and when you try so hard I can see you like talking yourself off of a ledge in your head Listen brother, I like the Chinese led this country in service You know the Chinese led this country in service for a reason. You ever go to a Chinese restaurant, you sit, they come over, they give you that fucking menu and you go, I don't even need it. Give me number three. Throw a hot sour soup in there. That motherfucker ain't coming back out unless he's got the soup, the water and the chips. Don't come back out empty handed. Now people come out empty handed.

Where's my soup? You're going in like this. That's the shit that drives me fucking crazy. Like there's no more thought. I went to one restaurant, great steak place, but they have the best hamburger in Jersey, supposedly. There is a good fucking burger. And I asked the guy, I go, how do you have a burger and a steak?

He goes, we'll get two hamburgers and get a steak and chop it up, you know? At least the guy had a solution. The other waiters were like, I went to another restaurant where I'm with my childhood friends. We're having a night out. And this motherfucker brings me a towel and doesn't bring it for the rest of my friends. Oh, that's fucked up.

Then he brings my neighbor to the table that didn't even know I was there. I was on the other side of the restaurant. So this motherfucker went over there and said, Joey Deers, his name's my neighbor. And all of a sudden my neighbor comes back and they're staring at me like, hi, how are you?

Good to, what can I do? Sit at the table? I already got egg gorillas at the fucking table. It's like they don't think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't like to be bothered when I eat. Like I'm the type of guy, I just want to eat, keep it light, let's talk about your boots.

Let's talk about whatever. I don't want to get into politics. Oh me either, I don't do that. Oh my God. Yeah, me either. We went to a comedy club one night. Bring the pizza, in the words of my Italian predecessors, it was pure mouchard. This pizza, he's like, the best pizza you're ever going to have. The fucking thing folded 18 fucking times. I just got it to put the mushrooms in to eat the pizza with.

And his buddy comes in and now they want to talk about politics. My blood pressure, and I kept saying, guys, it's a pretty fucking small room in here. This guy, you saw him that night. Wouldn't you shut the fuck up? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. I finally go, don't, no politics, get the fuck out. And he ran out of there, because all those things, when I eat, I like to eat in fucking peace.

Right, right. But today's world, you can't eat in peace. Who wants to take a fucking picture? Yeah. I'm over here telling my life story to this nice fucking peace. But today's world, you can't eat in peace. Who wants to take a fucking picture? I'm over here telling my life story to this nice little girl. And you want to come over here and take a picture? And then if you don't, you're a bad guy. Yeah, how about I crack you in the fucking head?

You're a piece of shit if you don't take a picture. Get the fuck out. I tell them now, look where I am. Yesterday, I took my daughter to the mall. We're sitting outside one of those girl stores. You know, love me forever. I'm iris enough that I'm in there. I'm crossing Victoria's Secret.

I'm looking like a fucking pedophile out there. So there's a chair. I turn the chair around and I sit looking at the corner like I'm in Time Out. Because that's how I roll. I don't want nobody to see me there. I've been toward my daughter. I told her, I said,

we're not going into fucking Victoria's Secret because I fucking have a heart attack. But then I saw another place, bring your old bra in and they'll give you 20 bucks for the bra. Oh, airy, airy. And I'm like, go in there. Go give them the old fucking stinky bra. Oh my God.

I saw that same sign yesterday when I went to the mall. That's so funny. And that stuck with me all fucking day. It's not gonna wake up to Selena Gomez crying. What the fuck is wrong with that little Mexican bitch? Oh my God. These people are boring people. Why are you crying?

If you like the Mexican so much, get on the bus. Tell Trump to pick you up. I'm over here sweating bullets. You don't see me walk in the last couple of days. My last name is Diaz. They might make a fucking mistake and I'm calling you collect from Columbia. It's the fucking truth. I know I stay out of all that too.

That's why I stick to food. I never go into anything. I know I see that. I don't touch upon anything on my social media, but it's not, I don't want to say that I don't care because you can't say that you don't care. But it's like, I just, I can't be stressed because what is stressing going to do over these things? It's not going to do anything. Right. Well, like what are some of your, you heard what pisses Joey off. Like what are three things that if you, if you're going to a restaurant that's like hired you to go out, or even if they didn't hire you, like what are the three things that piss you off?

I hate when people come up to me and ask me for pictures. And so now I'll take pictures with women, I don't take pictures with men, because men are creepy. Some of them have just taken pictures. One time I had a guy come into the deli, and I already enforced this policy where I don't take pictures with men. He goes, can we take a picture? I was like, no, I'm sorry.

He's like, come on, I want to make my Sicilian wife mad. So you're going to use me to make your wife jealous. So then she's going to hate me for no reason. I didn't do anything, but you want to like, so I don't take pictures with men. I was at a feast over the summer in Brooklyn and I was around like all other content creators. And there was like these guys,

they're a little bit older than me, like maybe like 10, 15 years, like early 40s. We're having a conversation. I've always like had been friendly with them. This kid comes up to me and he was like 20 years old. He was with his mother, was a boy, man who was 20 years old. He's like, can I take a picture with you?

Now I'm like with my, like I just didn't feel like taking pictures. I was like, no, I'm sorry. Like it was fine. Like I didn't want to do a picture. I saw these motherfuckers the next week are on a podcast with somebody else that I know talking about, oh, these influencers, they let it get to their head. Remember where you came from?

We were at a feast and one of them said no to this child and his mother. And I'm watching this. We're thinking we're friends. And I'm like, these motherfuckers are talking shit about me. And then the other guy, oh, I saw with my own eyes, can you believe how these people are to their fans? And they're talking to other people. I know I called the other people.

I know I'm like these motherfuckers, they're saying X, Y, and Z about me. Now the other people they were talking to, they know me. So they're like, I can't believe they were saying that. So then I unfollowed them. Like I didn't want problems. I unfollowed them. Not too long, this was over the summer, not too long ago, one, he messages me, hi Liana. Um, why did you unfollow me? I thought we were cool. I thought we were friends. I said, uh, excuse me. I said, I saw that podcast and I didn't appreciate that you were talking about me, even though you didn't name me

and name you guys after I had walked away, we're talking shit. Oh, can you believe she said no? Like, if I don't want to take a shit, oh, can you believe she said no? Like, if I don't wanna take a picture with somebody, what the fuck, I don't wanna take a picture with them. Like, it's like, I gotta take pictures with people. I came to the point where it was starting to bother me when I did comedy, so I stopped doing comedy. That's how much it got to me.

Yeah. And especially when I moved back here, because when I was growing up, there's no cameras a lot. Yeah. I don't know what you're doing with that camera. There's cocaine, there's naked people here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put that camera away. We're going to break it on you. We're going to ask you one time. Right. And that's how I was raised. That's why when I put the book out a couple of years ago, people are like, you have no pictures, because we weren't allowed cameras. Right, right, right.

We don't like these fucking cameras. Right. When I did the documentary, what did I say to you? Keep that camera low. Yeah. And what happened on Charles Court? A guy told us to put the camera away. Put the camera away.

We don't come from that society. So put the fucking camera away. But I do think, because it's different with comics, because I think a lot of comics take pictures after the show. And I've seen you take that. No, no, no. And I think that's the point. Back to time and the place.

Exactly my point. To take a fucking picture. Right. But. And not during the show not during the show like I can't go to see you perform because if you're saying and I come three motherfuckers are gonna go can we take a picture that disrespectful to Leanne right that's disrespectful after the show when you suppose to take no it's fucking her night tonight right yeah that's disrespectful so get the fuck out of here with the camera. There's so many situations where I love people,

and I love women, and I love men, I don't mind taking a picture because the time and the fucking place for it. Right, right. Friday night, I was in the hospital last Friday night, not this past Friday. The one before, so I said, you know what, I'm just gonna go for a ride Friday night.

I went and picked up my drunk brother, I dropped him off, listened to his bullshit for fucking, about the 10 families and the mob, the fish company, I know, I dropped him off. And I stopped by my place. Now it's dead and I'm fucking happy. I'm really, it's dead. Now I just got out of the hospital.

I don't drink, but I like their pistachio martini, it's fucking badass in there. I didn't get it, I just got out of the hospital. I don't drink, but I like their pistachio martini. It's fucking badass in there. I didn't get it. I just got a water, and I was talking to the owner's wife. There's two people over here. It's a bar that goes circular. Two here, two here, two here, two here.

But there's seats in between us. The place ain't packed. I'm sitting there, and I see a black dude and a white dude walk in. I'm like, fucking ice is here. Because they both look like they were big and shit and they had like jackets. I didn't say a word. I just kept watching. There was a hockey game and political shit. And when I go to those places, I just look at the TV because I don't want to get involved. So I just talk to the boy I'm with and I look at the TV.

These two guys come back, but now they bring eight guys back. Guess where they decide to stay? Right next to you. Like, they get close, like, I want to meet you. I come over here looking at a phone, I was sending old podcast videos to my daughter. That's what I was doing at the bar at 10.15. I just knew I wasn't going home till 10.30. I couldn't walk in my house.

My wife was, what happened to your night? Nothing. I just couldn't walk in there. I walked, I said, I'm going to wait till 10.30. I got up because they got getting closer and louder and louder and trying to get me into the conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had that happen too.

Yeah, it's crazy. And you're no dame. You're never going to get me into your con... You can light yourself on You can light yourself on fucking fire and I will not get involved If I don't know you and finally the owner turned around she goes guy after three people walked on they kept telling you guys Can you move the owner finally turn around guys the place is fucking? Like fucking and they were on their 40s They're not like, you know, and they were all in their 40s. They're not like, you know, stardom dudes or nothing.

And that's what happens every time I go out. That's annoying. And some nights I take my wife and, hey, can I take a picture? Doug, when I grew up, if a guy's telling his life story to any woman, whether she's six or 60, you keep fucking walking. You don't say nothing to that man

He's talking to a woman and the same goes on if I know you honestly you're talking to some old bird You think I'm gonna come up to you? Hey, no, I just look at you You give me a wink and we just go I said things, you know, but now it's and people have no idea That when you take a picture, you're gonna get everybody else started, right? Yeah now people who don't even know you are gonna come over and when you take a picture, you're gonna get everybody else started. Right, yeah. Now people who don't even know you are gonna come all around, don't take a picture. So guess what happened?

20 minutes of your night, 20 minutes that you were gonna spend with Nona and your mother talking, just went out the window. But people don't realize that because they say their rationale even for you, oh, but you do this, you chose this, so you gotta do it. It's like I'm a real person. I'm a human being. I'm the way I'm I won't get the same

If I don't want to do it, I'm not gonna do it. I'm the same way Thanksgiving night We did a show somewhere did we not do this parks in Philly. I went to my bar Places packed I walked in them in the corner mushrooms are on fire. I'm gonna move to talk to nobody I'm looking straight ahead an NBA game. I don't even know who's playing. And sure enough, a fucking 12 guys came over from the ages of 25 to 30. I'm like... Men are worse than women when it comes to that. And I'm like, guys, it's Friday night, I suggest you go get some pussy.

They looked at me like I called them a fucking they looked at me like pussy The bar is filled with pussy and you guys want to take a picture with a 60 year old fat fucking fellas fucking priorities together Thank you, sir, and they walked away pissed I got time for that.. Because at that age, I'd be mugging that celebrity. Anybody who knows me, I saw Richard Gere out one night, I almost killed that motherfucker. Because when we were young, every woman wanted to be Richard Gere.

How would you feel if anytime you want to be with a man, they go, oh, I want to be with Isabella. And you're like, fuck Isabella, that dirty bitch. Ah. Now, when did the jewelry line come up? Because you're involved in a couple different things. Oh my God, so yeah, so the jewelry I do, so it's so funny, the girl that I do it with, she's like a social media, she's the best, I love her. I've known her since I like first got started.

Like she's like the one who like taught me like, oh, you need to monetize this, you need to make it a business. Like, because I was just doing it for fun. Like I wasn't doing it to be famous or to make money. She's like always been from the beginning, like the nicest places girl. And I'm the worst. Like I decline or I won't answer like 95% of the things I get invited to. It's because I just like to live in my own like bubble. And like, I just, I like to do social media from my like house. And that, it's because I just like to live in my own bubble. And I like to do social media from my house and that's it. I don't want to go outside my bubble. So there's so many things that I could go to and everybody that knows me personally

gets so mad at me because I decline big things, but I'm like, oh, I don't want to do it. Unless I really want to do it like this, I really want it to do. So this I came to do. But she, in the beginning when I was really really in that, like I just want an answer, like she never would stop like, Oh, go do this, go do that, go do this. Like trying to help me and like make this into a business for me. So I appreciate that. And then she has this like really nice jewelry line. She's like, you want to do a collaboration with that? I was like, yeah, sure. Okay, let's do it. We'll split the proceeds. So now we

have that jewelry line and it's like really fun. Like she would hire like a photographer to come. We would take pictures. It was like a lot of fun like to do something like that. I like to work with nice people. I won't just work with anybody because like I, if I put my name behind something, I like to actually like, like the people that I'm working with, like the same thing with restaurants. Like I won't go to a restaurant if the staff is like rude or like fucked up or like, like, like some restaurants, like there's this one restaurant that I go to, like,

I don't know, like the girls that work there, like they're like the biggest bitches I've ever met in my life. Like I'll walk into the restaurant like this, they'll look at me and I'm like, fuck like shit. Like I'll never come back here again. Like it's simple. Like, you know, like, excuse me.

Like I hate that. And like, I like to be friends with everybody. So like, when I see that, like I'm not the type, like I have girlfriends that like, they'll see that and they'll be like, all right, let's do something. Like me, like, I don't want to, like I just will never come back. So like there's a restaurant, like I just will never come back so like there's a restaurant like I just will never come back there because like

the girls that work there make me feel so uncomfortable for no reason I don't know how I sort of talked about this but alright so going back to restaurants like that restaurant I probably would never post again because like there's no need for that I like restaurants where like they're really nice like the staff is friendly how did we start talking about this? I'm rambling, I'm rambling. You were talking about your jewelry line, you like nice people.

Oh yeah, so I like nice people. I like to work with nice people, and the girl that I do, which she's a very nice person. I do think, getting back, you said something interesting about you get invited to things that you don't go to. Something that Joey started, taught me in the beginning, is you don't wanna have, everyone has the same video. So if you went to all those things,

I'm sure I've seen eight videos about the same stuff. So your stuff is always gonna be unique, and it's like, you don't need to go to the pizza festival, because every other person's gonna be there. So feet, I love, growing up in New York, New Jersey has feasts too, like the Italian feast. Like I love them, like the Brooklyn feast. Like I like the one 18th Avenue and like the one in Williamsburg out in Brooklyn.

Like I would go to those and like I was like, I don't want to say I started it. Like I don't, I don't like to be like that, but like when I was going to these feasts, no influencers were going to these feasts. Like these were, it it was just I was the only one doing this maybe with one other person Now I went to the feast last year. I went to one. I never went again because it's all It's like come on like if you weren't doing that from the beginning at these feasts don't come You know what I'm saying? Like cuz they show up on the Yankees in the World Series I'm saying like, cause then it's like what you said. Is that they show up on the Yankees in the World Series.

Yeah, right. Yeah, as a Yankee actor in the World Series. Yeah, like don't come, like make your own feasts. Do not come to these feasts if you weren't there when I was doing it originally years ago when nobody was there. Because then it gets to the point where it's like everybody's showing zeppoles,

everybody's showing sausage and peppers. And it's like, I don't want to do it anymore because everybody's showing it. Everybody's doing it. And now you've ruined my favorite thing. Oh man, I love these. Now, if they want to look at this jewelry, where do they go? Oh, so the brand is Cozenza NYC, so they could go on that.

But like I always say, like, I don't like to push things on people, like, I'll never be like, buy this. Oh, I'm selling this, buy this. I don't like to push things. Like if you want to buy it, if you want to support, but they're nice jewelry pieces, like they're beautiful pieces. So like to I don't like to push things like if you want to buy it if you want to support But they're nice jewelry pieces like they're beautiful pieces So like that I'll push but I don't like to push things down the throat like like I see like a lot of people do Cameo, you know cameo. Do you do cameo? Okay

But like I see people do cameo like oh For 70 dollars, I'll send you a video saying happy birthday. Like what, like who the fuck are you? Like why, you know what I'm saying? Some of them are a lot more than $70. Like I see people like influencers like me, like charging people and people buy it. And like me, I'm like what the,

I would be embarrassed to charge somebody $100 of a video of me saying hi Tom like congratulations like a lot of things you gotta have your pride for yeah, and I yes and There's enough money to go around. Yes, unless you're a fucking there's enough money to go around and at one point You got to go. These are the things I'm doing and These are the things that refuse to fucking do. And you got to stick to them. It's like anything else.

You want success. If you don't want to be in that hole, then don't be in that hole no more. If they call you to be in that hole, go no. It's a little bit of money, but yeah. It's like short films. SAG has these low end movies. For three or four years, I got called

on all the hundred-dollar day movies Until I go fuck these bitches. I said it's time for them to pay my money, right? Guess what all of a sudden it went up. I took a year off from doing those stupid movies. What I lose $4,000 Right. I know it's nothing and that's the same thing You can't milk these people from every fucking direct because Right, because then nobody's going to watch you. And people want to support you. We give them a free thing. When you go to a restaurant, you just saved their time

and you made it colorful for them. Maybe they were thinking of taking their wife there. Right. You know, I was at a restaurant one night. I made a video when I went to pay. Somebody saw the video on Instagram and picked up the tab called The Restaurant that's nice. Called the restaurant. Oh, wow.

And they never said who it was. Shit, I want that to happen to me. Yeah, they never said who it was. What the hell are you old pigeons doing? Yeah. Yeah. But man, listen, this has been an education. I wish that you were breath of fucking fresh air.

Thank you, thank you. I expected something completely fucking different. It was educational, you're beautiful. Thank you. Your mom, your family, you always got a home here. Thank you, I appreciate that. So anytime you wanna come, use the place. Fucking, what George?

Oh, my Instagram, you can find me on Instagram, TikTok, lot Italian princess. Yeah, she's the Italian princess follower, but you're always welcome here, man. Thank you. You are fucking breath of fresh air. Thank you, I had a lot of fun. And I normally get hit up for your info and shit, so.

Because that was fucked. You took me to the fucking basement before. You took me to the basement. What's up with you, cocksucker? I'm doing good. I'm gonna be at Laugh It Up in Poughkeepsie, February 8th. That's my next big one. Headlining, right?

That's going to be a fun show. Yep. Right. And I'm at the White Eagle Hall, the 12th, if my fucking lung doesn't collapse. Jesus Christ. If it does collapse, then I don't know when you'll see me at a nearest hospital. I'll be playing at Neptune. It's a $2,200 because there's only eight seats available.

So knock yourself out. I want to thank you again, really, for coming down here. Thank you. Thank you, guys. You're a breath of fucking fresh air. Make sure you follow her on Instagram if you like food, if you're in the New York area, Long Island. No, don't go fucking visit her anyway, you dirty motherfuckers. And do not go out on Thursday and Saturday night.

And don't go out on Thursday and Saturday. Unless you're a freak. Yeah, unless you're a freak and you're fucking down and out. And before we go, our happiest of birthdays to my brother, Bob Lalingus, one of the brothers, one of the original fucking eight, along with Uki and a bunch of you motherfuckers. So we love you. We'll see you next week.

Thank you. Love you. Thank you. Thank you. Lee. Happy birthday, Bob. Happy birthday, motherf Joey here. Listen, getting high should not be a guessing game. Choose the type of high you want with Viya. Viya's THC gummies and vapes and topicals and drops are the next level.

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