Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - The CHURCH: BEST of JOSH WOLF, Vol. 1 | with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

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Music At a great weekend this weekend, everything's beautiful. Happy Fourth of July. We didn't get to see each other on Friday at talk, but I hope you all you motherfuckers had a happy fort. Hopefully you got all your fingers. I know a lot of motherfuckers are walking around with a fingers today in the story You know what I'm saying a lot of motherfuckers walking around with a fingers Couple guys are just elbowing at the death right now today the fuse went too fast

You know I've been there. I seen fingers flying. No big No biggie. You'll be all right in the body here. You by next world in July you'll learn a new fucking drill You'll learn how to throw with the hook. You're saying you'll be fine The hook always works the fire cracker goes for when you use a Josh what did you see that the end I did you see the aerial footage of LA They like next time just fucking tell people. Yeah,, you can make dick illegal now not right now Now people gonna blow up. They were bombs going off on my house I woke up this morning was a leg in front of the little Iraqi leg in front of my house

I just threw it in the fucking garbage. There was there were more Fireworks in my neighborhood, but like not like like pop up like works in my neighborhood, but like not like like pop up like legitimate fire. I was in my office. I thought a bomb went off. I want to check out my family. I'm like, you guys all right I will tell you though. July 5th is the best day. Today was the best fucking day to go on YouTube Because all you see is drunk people fighting at barbecues People holding on the firecracker for too long and white dudes firing firecrackers out of their asshole. It's the fucking best day to be on YouTube. You see more dudes with bottle rockets propped up on a fucking chair. Yeah. Today was the day

to be on YouTube. You know what else today? Last week I did a podcast ready for this one about how is my wife's and I 28th anniversary last Wednesday But you know it's also what this week is it's our 25th anniversary We met July Oh my second 1995 this weekend in Seattle in fact it was the same setup because we did have an open mic Monday The 4th of July was Saturday and I went down to the underground. I looked in the window I'm like, oh my god. I rubbed the brick. I'm like I'm finally here. Yeah, at the underground

And shit and then we had an open mic Monday. You came in with your hat my jump right on your dog What's what but the boss in that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm surrounded with all these people with Yamakazan, whatever the fuck, but it's 25 fucking years. I know you know, holy shit. I didn't want you to feel old, but fuck it. My fucking God. 25 years. You came on on a Monday. You got to go back to lobo loco.

Yeah. And then I think we finally Tuesday you hung out. There's Tuesday you can hang out. That is crazy. 25 years this week. I had no idea of this week. I got there like, Chilla, I did the triple run.

How soon, when you got there, how soon did you make it down to the underground? Like how long had you been in Seattle? You got there and did the triple run? You got the truth? Yeah. I did the triple run on a Saturday night. It had to be I was in Lagrange, Oregon. With Carol? No, I was alone. See how far it is from Lagrange, Oregon, to Seattle, Washington. So you were by yourself. I was by myself. My deal was to do a triple run to lead me to Seattle,

to drop me off a few hours from Seattle. Who do you have any, do you remember at all who you were doing that run with? Some shitty fuck. Oh no, no, I don't remember his name, but he was a really Really really good guy as a matter of fact he lived in like Laguna Beach 325 miles so 325 miles divided by 70 miles an hour was what five hours five hours? I think I didn't like three hours Because she was getting out of work at the strip club at two.

And I beat her to her apartment. She left me a key under the mat. Yeah. And I went in and she came home in the strip club. So that was a Saturday night at two. Yeah. I was at the underground the next day by one time, had attention.

Yeah, man. You understand? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. She's talking about going to pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, mark it. Yeah, and then like, well, fuck your mother in the end. Yeah. Let's go see the underground first.

Yeah. So we took like a fucking cab down to the underground. It was closed. It was lunchtime. I was like, fucking, I rubbed the brick. I could tell that there was a bar like I was like The bar upstairs. Yeah, yeah, fuck is this this is not what was told and how how had you heard about the open mic on Monday? Did you ask somebody its warnings?

Because there wasn't like an internet you were looking it was closed that satin yeah, and it was closed that Sunday for the fourth of July weekend So I called like Monday and Ron Reed called back and he's like, oh, tonight's the open mic. Cause I let all the recurrence gave me the, the, do you remember? Rick Currence gave me the, he goes, when you go up the top, Ron Reed, you're a friend of mine,

oh, Fox, you're a friend of mine. So I took all the Ron Reed, Ron Reed just said, go down to the thing and sign up. Carl was there. The best. He put me up like number one, because they always put you up first. The first night you went.

Yeah. You went up first. You went up the whole thing got 50 bucks. Yep. How much is 50 bucks back then? A lot. When you host on a Monday and you got 50 bucks. Come on man.

And then my girl had the contest in Tacoma. Oh yeah. Yeah. Fucking thing in Tacoma. Yeah. That's how we made a living. Mondays. Mondays was a big living. If you won the contest, you won a yardstick and you'd come back to follow Monday and host. But also, you know what else you, we did a bunch up there was, we would find, we would find one nighters that we knew weren't gonna last, but for like two or three months, you got a paycheck to host or whatever, you know what I mean?

Like, we must have, I personally must have started and failed 15 room. At least least right? I mean so fucking many so many lose but like I still remember you taking me to an under we used to do it was pretty much the same shit Monday, Tuesday was the underground. Yeah Wednesday was a Laura Crocket gig one of those gig. Thursday we crashed somebody's, well, no, Wednesday we started the underground because Wednesdays it was still somebody's night. Yep.

So at least I had a night, sorry Lee, we're coming down. Yeah. We're coming down. We did a lot of people's nights on Wednesdays. We're coming down on Wednesday night. Did you? We're by nothing. Did any of those guys let you tour with them up there?

Who took you out on the road Then it's found as well. So I got there on a Monday. All right. Yeah, I got down a Saturday This is how I tell people like I tell people like listen When you're dealing with me you're dealing with the wrong guy Well like when you if you come to me and tell me your story You're dealing with the wrong guy because you're not gonna stop me. Yeah. So I got down a Saturday at two in the morning. I was at the underground at 12 the next day, which is the Lord's day and it was closed. Yeah. Okay. Yep. You want to talk about love for comedy. And then I was back there. Monday the open mic started at eight. I was there at seven.

At attention. Like, yeah. Fucking like I was there at seven. At attention, like, how fucking, like I was about to go on and mass square guard. I went up there and he told me come back tomorrow night. Then I came back the next night. And then Wednesday, somebody turned me on to something somewhere and ballard. Yeah, Wednesdays, ballard, also the next day. Those were the nights that we would find a place

just to fucking if you get us 150 bucks, we'll put up 15 comics or we'll put up four comics, whatever we can put in. And then you ready for this? That Thursday, I already got a call. I'm gonna remind you of another story that you're gonna, so all these people at home could remember that Thursday, I really had a call from John Fox you working Friday and Saturday In Idaho at that Moscow Moscow Idaho, and you know the hell line of was wait Vince vales well Get out and he treated me like a gentleman. He's a good dude. He's a good good dude. He's on Facebook. Yeah I said a message a while ago. He didn't hit me back. So I don't know if he does calmly and he does he does

He's a great guy brother's a brother to me. He's a great guy. You did that for, you did that gig for 50 bucks. Well, 75 bucks and he mailed you a check-in. Yeah. A month, a month, fuck his way. That was the worst. Yeah.

You had a drive back from there. hungover as fuck. Because they would send you a prairie farts. Yeah. Which is to kill with the backscal floor of cinema. Yeah. I remember still seeing the New England Patriot quarterback at the airport. Drew Bladsam. because they would send you a prairie farch, which is to kill with the Batskull Floor System. I remember still seeing the New England Patriot quarterback at the airport.

Drew Bledsett. Drew Bledsett went to that school. Washington State. Washington State, so it was fucking crazy. Because Moscow is right across the line from Washington. So Washington State and what's in Moscow is what? University Idaho, maybe maybe something like that. But so they're right next to each other.

So yeah, those Washington State Councils came to work. Before the first week, I already featured Vince Brown as well. I'm like, I drove home on fucking Saturday going, wow. Now, it's that easy. Like I just came up here and bit slapped motherfuckers into a first week of work. That's fucking crazy. Okay, then me and him were eating lunch

I was eating free lunch at his bar one day About three or four weeks later. I'm I meet and fucking the chicken mole that was tremendous Oh, that dude made the best shit Shit, and I would just leave him a ship and his and his he would give me like a check I was pushing away and his brother with the fake eye because you get stabbed in it. Yeah Dude made you can't wait fucking food. I'm up there Do you still remember when homeboy walked in and started a fight with me? We don't remember that fight that that day Because I went up there with fucking roller skates on.

Like I was in no mood. I just came from Denver. I wear- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You still remember what? Yeah, yeah. I just came from fucking Denver where there's no action where I would drive to fucking Wyoming

to do an open mic. You got the wrong motherfucker. You got the wrong guy. I would drive to Wyoming on Thursday nights to do an open mic. You got the wrong motherfucker. You got the wrong guy. I would drive to Wyoming on Thursday nights to do an open mic. So stop with your bullshit. So right after that, I fucking won on a tab because then Alberto gave me work.

The following week, the Cuban guy, at the old improv, the improv at Closin Seattle. That was right across from Pike's Market. Right across from Pike's Market. And then we were going to bar down stairs across the street. Oh, fuck. Come on. Who the fuck you think you're doing?

That was the old improv theater, I think. The club was the improv theater. Out there, that's the Steve McGrew got the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a theater. That was the improv. The cross the street from Pike's Peak is deja vu. Oh yeah, 50 ugly girls and one fat one.

Yeah. And then the cross the street from that is Pike's market in those days. And across the street from Pike's market on the side was a little bar we used to go on the side. You could sneak in, it was a white people bar. But right along, it was to take us. Yeah.

Right along is to take us. It was a light skin brother married to a white chick. Good dude, right along. I just talked to him a couple weeks ago Really every time I see I showed I call my wife my I Call him Zambal but I call my daughter Zambal But he was he was good to you up there too Rod Long was really good. I was on the headlines. Yeah, man He was like Rogan. Yeah, he was like bring it. Yeah, he was good to you. He was like bring it

You're gonna go up to enter all he bring it because I want to follow he was a really solid guy. I still leave a message Eddie what do you think of? And they call me back Joe D.R. What the fuck is wrong with you Joe D.R.? Yeah, man, he was a good guy. Who was so the first person used to have an out toy camp? Yeah filled With the best weed. yeah, that was grown And he had good weed every time he'd show up and he treated it like a fucking like a pot of gold It was an out toy can that he'd fill up with weed that was

Just I remember trying to steal a butter from him one time. He's like Joe D.O.s Don't think about it. The most important thing is I know you're 20 years, you know, and you've had a lot of success in that way, but now you've got the thing you came here for. Yeah, my own talk show. You got to say, for little talk show. Just run me through and get you out of here. Well, you know, it's something I've always wanted

to have my own talk show, right? And this is gonna be, it's gonna be on CMT, which is perfect for me, because they're trying to branch out and make it more of a middle of America programming. And it's kind of, the structure, I guess, is kinda like Chelsea was, where there's gonna be two panels.

We're not gonna do a lot, I'm never gonna mention the Kardashians or Bieber or the housewives, because I don't give a fuck. But I will talk about things like, okay, you know, I just saw an article where the boy scouts have outlawed water guns. They don't have boy scouts. So my thing is like, when did we get so fucking soft?

So it'll be more like social issues, but with funny people. So if you made more, a little dumb down a little bit, all the things that we wanted to look, look, look, you know, my buddy admitted to his wife of 10 years, that six years in, he got a hand job from a masseuse. A week later, she's divorcing him.

Three kids, 10 years in. I just want to talk about shit that I have an opinion about. You know, these Instagram models, the fuck James Harden and then tweeted out a picture of him sleeping next door? What the fuck? Things that I want to talk about, right? So that'll be a, and then the third act I won't do any interviews because I don't, I don't

really care that much about that. I'm a really curious dude, so it's going to be like a grown up show and tell man. I'm going to have people come on the show and teach me how to do shit that I don't know how to do That's what it'll be and I'll have some of you guys join me you guys will be up on the panel stuff But you guys join me to I'm just gonna for me. I'm gonna do What I think is funny period and you know you know my sense of humor It's a little goofy sometimes. It's I would call it intelligently stupid Little goofy sometimes it's I would call it intelligently stupid You know sketches I will do some field pieces. I love to do a sketch

Are we going to your house? Mm-hmm, and you're looking at your phone bill just shaking your head You remember that all of a sudden your brother comes out of the room with a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken great cool-aid You know everything black and also he puts it on the table and you go talk Who's been calling Compton? Crenshaw I don't know nobody He's not welcome a chick. No, no, no, my brother taught in South Central essentially had a black girlfriend Yeah, and I was all into the black

This is when we were doing like we had to split our phone bills and I was down to the fucking penny Crenshaw And remember I go all in crunch. Yeah, and I was like hey you got to pay this you go for calling crensha I didn't call crensha. I go what he was I don't know anybody in crensha. I was like you teach in crensha You that's where you teach remember he was adamant dude. I did not make those phone calls Who did? Who the fuck nobody else know I know black people at the comedy store. That's all I know. Do you're coming on the show? Yeah, the 13th right no Sunday. Yeah, Sunday the

Who the fuck what a point at 11 12 13 14 Sunday the 14th at what time? 11 o'clock 11 o'clock we do a bunchclock. We do a bunch of you guys that like Tripoli's gonna come on, love Tripoli, Ryan Sickler. You know, guys that I think are fucking funny. Because why not? It's like you said, dude. I get, I get, however long I have to prove myself, might as well do what I think makes you funny.

What you said, yeah. Yeah, go from there. Are you the only son? You alright, buddy? I'm good. You're fucking good. Feeling good, good feeling good Billy when you got you a little who sure is that tell Josh Well, hey this the that's a Sugar nice shirt. It was like sugar might that's a sugar might wear when two-bar guy shot I mean he's he's withering away He's a bad mother funny. What did you do to Tuesday night?

Yeah, it's the first time What they teach you huh what they teach you Well a single and running the pipe. I don't know what I do. You know how to do the single already You're there's was there's a little different wrestling. You have to like kind of like drop a knee and go and where you a wrestler That's a very loose term. I was I was on the team What were you wrestling at or wait? This thing I started high school like 160 and by the end I was like 189 Those little singlets I fucking

Wasn't my Seen a picture was your senior picture in the singlet? No My Was your senior picture in the singlet? No, God No, mom. Do you have any pictures of you in that singlet? I hope not I think you should bring one in I would fucking love to see that I'll have to go check I think you should change it and make it your your Facebook profile pic. Oh, no It's terrible. Yeah, I'm fucking savage this guy. I went down with Zach last night and it was awesome was again How long was a class an hour? I want to have

That's why I started V-Mac. It's a good little school right? I don't right around the colony a good guys good. You can do just you for a while though two fucking years now Yeah, Zach said you're like the highest striped white belt. Oh, please. Oh, please. I got like three straight white belt I don't want to get I don't want to be a blue bug Why not touch feet? Oh, you don't like that do leg locks and shit on you're touching my feet I got that fungi toe Wait, do you when you get a massage? You don't have to rub your feet? What's that when you get a massage you don't let them rub your feet

Well, we'll get some massage you don't get a massage. No after you work out You don't let some little tie woman walk on your back. I go over here There's a little fucking place on Lancashm. They do a $20 happy hour lunchtime. Yeah, no hand job And then they got the chance going there. They soak you ever going there Lee. They soak your feet and they rub your body and they you have your pants on Yeah, she rubbing it. I mean, it's one of those She puts cream on you. Yeah, yeah, they put cream. They rub your hands. They rub your shoulders. I'm saying you don't let them rub your feet. If they're ugly Yeah, right over here by the heart Right there by the little store the general store. Yeah, and there by the pizza place

They got a little massaging their fucking look check Tuesday and Thursday's check By the pizza place they got a little massage and they're fucking look check Tuesday and Thursday's check Is really like a muscular Chinese woman really so when she fucking digs into you get in there. She digs in there I thought I should have gone today. I've never gotten a massage never no, you should go over there. Let her be Promise I don't want to go. I don't like people touching me. I don't like people behind me That's your asshole. That's your asshole exposed. They always got the drop on you. You know what I'm saying? No matter how much martial arts you know, if you got your face looking down and you're thinking about something else, your fingers are gonna get in your ass, then you're gonna be caught and they're gonna hold you down. And then a bunch of those Chinese people are gonna come

and then finger banging and you're sitting there going, no, no, no. Oh my god. And you're gonna go, why this happened? Because I gave up up my god you never give up your fucking back you don't switch government I don't fucking switch I don't give up my god let me get some sponsors in yeah yeah can't fucking do it so the show premieres June 11 June 11 which is next Thursday night at 11 o'clock please set your fucking VHRs do Do me the solid. Let's get this motherfucker the fuck.

No, you laughing at that, aren't you? Hey, got close. You got one. He was laughing at you, said VHR. You make VHRs. He makes VHSs in the VHR. Well, I'm gonna fuck VHS. And listen, if you got a VHS, I'm set that shit to you.

Well, hey, it works. It all goes to the same fucking place cock suckers I mean he loves the VCR bit oh Listen I fucked around with you people 75 you mind if I do this Visibly something has happened to him in the last five minutes Whatever that taffy is is pretty strong a taffy is good Yeah, and then the green horn it never.

You don't want to do a star. I did a star. I saw that. I saw that. No thank you. You're gonna start it off with Joey. Dude it's 125. So what? What are you fucking care? What you got going on tomorrow? Nothing. That's it. Living. Living. Who gives a fuck about living? It's overrated. Oh my god. Mama coming over tomorrow? Yeah. Afterwork. Alright then, no wonder you can. You you can sleep all damn clean up your little Jew helmet You'll be ready for once you get home. What's a matter? What the fuck is that? I want to say to you motherfuckers. I forget right now. That's the eyes are coming on strong I like coming on strong are they coming on strong? They're coming on strong, but I just like I

Didn't give my I had no game at all in high school like I didn't I remember I got blue walls for the first time and after my senior prom and Everyone took a bus like that we taking limos in junior year, but senior year late the school everyone took a bus at like that. We had taken limos in junior year, but senior year, the school just had a bus for everybody. Yeah. And I was sitting next to my friend and I was like, what is happening to me? Like I was like doubled over in pain.

He was like, oh yeah, that's blue balls. Like that was like, I was a senior in high school. I didn't lose my virginity until, I think I was like 20 or 21. Let me ask you a question. How much can you see right now with your eyes partially open? I'm like George. I'm like George is standing.

Yeah, I can see everything. Can you still see everything? Oh yeah. Because your eyes are like kind of like in that picture right there. Oh yeah, that's a perfect picture. That's a perfect. I don't even notice. I might as well look like that. Hey, you said something to me earlier this week that you have never said to me

that you and I have never talked about and I could I it was I couldn't believe it's way you waited this long to say it. We were on the phone and you said something to me you said you remember you said something about you said something eight years ago and it was kind of harsh. And I was like, and I was like, you were like, because you were talking about what we're talking about, Gavin and you said, but you said, we were talking the phone about eight years ago and you said some shit to me, that was pretty harsh, but I went back and thought about it and didn't take it personally. But you and I have never talked about that before, like it's been, it has been like eight

years. No, it was longer than that 10 years Yeah, yeah, you were mad for a while everybody gets mad But the drug thing kind of wore my welcome, but it's a few people Yeah, you're one of them, you know, there was just a few people Rogan was real close to saying it There's just a few people that were real close to saying that, but hold on before you go there. I got to say something to you because I had no sexual experience and I always mix up the dates.

And then I went on a tear. How? I had to be 15 and I finally divergentized this one girl. And then I dated two more girls back to back that wanted no part of nothing not even dry hump on the bathroom floor I had one at a birthday party on my car the floor. Let me try on It's just like I'm not getting on the floor Then I got a car mine about San O'Comme this job going in the year before I had to go to the hospital for my lung infection. Yeah.

They got me this gig on a bus as a mother. So when people went on trips, you had to give out 20 salami sandwiches and shit. They were a pain, like 800 a week. You know what I'm saying? They were all those jobs. And there was this girl and they was Lydia. And you know when, and we've all had this experience that we've grown up with a girl

and also when we see her when she's 15 or 16, well this girl isn't just a fucking girl, it's 16. She's a fucking woman. Curves, you get the whole thing. Like she's got the whole thing. You just look at her and go, oh my god, this girl is banging, but it'll never work out for me.

So I had to spend the week up in this district, which was uptown with this litigate girl. And every day we went to Jones Beach, we went to a museum and I gave out the sandwiches. And you know what, by Thursday, I'm flirting with her, and I got a chance. I never had a chance with a girl like this, but I don't just have a chance with her and I got a chance. I never had a chance with a girl like this But I don't just have a chance with her make out with it. She's talking about sex

And I'm like at this time you using using rubbers at all No, there was no rubbers in my life It's 1970 no rubber summer of 79. Yeah, it's probably July of Summer of 79, yeah, it's probably July of 79 and That's exactly how it went down For years you struggled to have Sex with people you struggle to find the words and one day it's real mistake I said something like that bikini looks good on you some and she played me back She goes you got to see what's under it. Mm-hmm, and I'm saying we're show it to me

And we went behind a bus and she pulled, there was a busher hair and I was like, and I didn't know. And then the next day I saw him, I'm like, we gonna let me touch that thing. And she's like, come on. And we went around, I touched it. The next day I went back and we swapped spit.

I sucked the titties. And I'm like, so what are we gonna do this? And she's like, wait till we get back. My brother has a basement. It was the weird Josh, it was like the weirdest fucking thing. And sure enough, you know how somebody lies to you? Yeah. And you call him Friday, I can't meet you, I'm done.

No, he is the address. Went over there, her brother left us, we went downstairs. The brother left? Yeah, we got to make the brother was 22 and she was like maybe 15. You know, if I was 15, 15, I was like 15, 16. Yeah, but she was in the North Bergen school system. I had never met her before,

and I had never heard of this as savage before. Like she was savage. She lived near you, she went to your school. I lived on, my mom was still alive. And she lived on 86th grade or something. And it was fucking crazy. I took a bus up there and met her, went downstairs, took a penny, saw tons of hair, you know, we never... You missed that bus a little bit, you missed them, we never went down on each other.

No? Like at that age, no. We just got together, no condom boom, and then by the time I got the high school she was gone Like she was that much older than me and she was gonna never a letter Never a song Never a Sing the chair a boo nothing nothing just broke not even broke my heart It was the weirdest thing and And so this day it's every one to know. Are you sure she even existed? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was like a pixie. It was like a month relationship that was all dirty. Like, we went to the movie one time. Like I tried to turn it into a, if you know anything about me. Yeah, I took it to a movie or something. You ever date somebody or hook up with somebody and after you hook up with them, they had something about them that they probably should have let you know ahead of time. The one

and only time I've ever been with a girl who squirted, right? And I went down on her. And I didn't, I had heard of a squirt or before, but I'd never like, do you know what I mean? And when that shit came out. It's tremendous. No, but it fucking, in my mouth was open. And I didn't know exactly, I wasn't expecting it, do you know what I mean? But if you're a squirtier, that's something you kind of gotta let somebody know going into the game. Fuck no, that's a surprise.

No, no, no, that's a squirt. If I'm a squirtier, I'm not telling you nothing. You are a squirtier. Yeah, I'm not gonna say nothing. I'm gonna squirt and then go, oops. No, oops. I was like, you just gotta let somebody know because I was not expecting that at that Have you ever been with a school? No, I've never been on the one like I would I think I prefer the way Joey

Scorter like if I was gonna be with with a squirter I prefer to be with one like Joey who would just like surprise me. Yeah, you want to be surprised No, you don't want to be yes you do you don't ever want nobody to tell you nothing well I guess it kind of depends on the girl like was surprised. No, you don't want to be. Yes, you do. You don't ever want to know the detail or not. Well, I guess it kind of depends on the girl. Like, was it like a girl you don't want to have sex with? No, let me ask you something. If you're going down on a girl and you're a young man, right? And squirting isn't in your brain.

And all of a sudden, a wave of stinky bath water hits you in the face. You're not going to be surprised like, no, you don't want to know Well, cuz here's the thing I grew up with with pornography essentially so like it's almost like it would be like a hidden surprise You'd be like an Easter egg that I'd be like yeah You got a prize like the star for that comment star for that comment are you? Thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing how are those going?

He's a tremendous There you go. Do you remember when he first started? When he first started what was happening like nice little boys You didn't ball no body't borrow nobody. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, that's probably not a great idea you have a Tutanicals that's it um, that's it. You know what see what happens later in the day when I'm so Josh This is my sixth one today. It is yeah, give me the last boss. I go hang out with the kid That's your sixth one today. Yeah, that's my five and a half Mean and you guys are sit here like nothing We're in training yeah, yeah, yeah, you train it hard. I just kicks in the door to Russians. We're in trade

They can't know no they're not getting in here. We've been averaging a thousand eleven hundred milligrams a day now for weeks Stop it. Oh, yeah, no one to my kidneys a fuck eleven hundred milligrams a day now for weeks. Stop it. Oh, yeah No one to my kidneys a fuck them. Oh 1100 a day Is that what you're at to a hundred a day? I'm at 1200 right now on the weekends. He eats a frifty just to keep him in line You know saying that just to keep you in shape. Yeah, what's your what's your girlfriend? Is she on board? Yeah, well she is a little bit, but she has she's looking for a lawyer dropped right now, so she can't really do it But it's thanks cuz when I go get it like I get it for like her and me and she needs like one red star maybe And I need about six six purple ones two red ones

Some acid little mushrooms. There's only two things we're eating now these and those cushy Things that's that's why she's punch you., these and those cushy things. That's cushy punch, yeah. Those cushy punch, you fuck it. I don't even know what those are. What are those? It's a gummy bear. Basically, if it's 100 milligrams or 200 milligrams, it's four cubes.

So if it's 125, it's 250. Do you remember the weed you used to smoke? Yeah. Do you remember like you could Smoke two three joints and just be like yeah, maybe you get a headache But without getting high you get smoked two or three joints without getting high you don't know what we did before you got Smell this that's Yeah, this is this is this is we got is this the is this where Owen Benjamin walked around in neighborhood This is it is this where is this the neighborhood he walked around in yeah, he told me he was like I walked out

I've never fucking came back. No, he never came back. No, he was like we're spring Yeah, he said he never fucking came back Did you know he was in trouble could you tell my looking at yes? There was a couple points There's two or three people I've looked at that I could tell that They got a data Yeah, either we were having a great time and she just took one eight one without even like she just took one right and I'm like Okay, she's a tall cup of coffee. Yeah. And about 30 minutes later, I saw her eyes go,

mm-hmm. Like it was real. Like when you see it, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Like I see him. Remember when, what was the movie when they took a shopping, the devil's advocate, when they took Clarice Gr go on shopping and they put the dresses over their head

and off and they go, ah! And she'll go, oh! That's what happens with this shit. Like it just comes to you a little by little at first. But you love that shit. Oh yeah, I love to be in fear. Yeah, you love life. You fucking love life.

You know, I think about it like a, I think Rogan and Seguro broke it down once and like it's a great way for comic to live and I thought about it that was from 80 to 95 that's how I lived yeah love living that at any time somebody can knock on that door and say dog what happened to the $2,000 from that gambling bet yeah I'm saying'm saying, you saw it. Oh, you saw it. You lived it. You lived it. Yeah. You know, at that time, we, anything could.

Yeah. I remember. I remember, like, it being, it's the, the, the, the fuck. I get separated. I told, October of 91 and I go on a tear for 18 months, credit cards, bongos, I finally have to start selling everything I could, like neon membership to a mob. Yeah. But there was a kid I was working, that was a nice kid.

I kept coming to me going dog. If you ever hear any good investments. No. Yes. And I was working that was a nice kid that kept coming to me going dog if you every hand any good investments No, yes, and I was nurturing him. Yeah, like but by the way, you're really good at that. Oh, we were talking about that You really good at that but before we get to that this something I do got to tell you Lee By the way, were you went to comp no you weren't at the conversation Kept me up all night last week by the way happy Russia Shana. Thank you. Last week I took a long distance flight. I'm sitting in first class. I get upgraded. I don't bother. You know, when you get upgraded on a New York flight, you don't say nothing. No, no, no, no. I'm sitting there. I see three empty seats. The one next

to me and two over there. Guess who sits next to me? 50 cents. Sits in the window. I'll ghost asleep. I don't say two words. it don't got none to do with me. So now I can't go to sleep. I got a few stars in me. I got the iPod in. I'm excited. I want to see who's going to do those last two seats. And all of a sudden, I get caught up.

My wife calls me whatever the flight to 6am, flight out of LA extra to Canada. And my favorite, because you're going to the Delta one. Yeah. What? Yeah. What? What? Yeah. What? to can't believe my favorite because you don't know the one what yeah, what yeah, yeah, so all of a sudden I'm sitting there and who is it but to and Lee I fucked up I've been slipping my Rad it my

racially Whatever skills are lower especially comes to the C. Jude so whatever skills are lower, especially when it comes to the C-Jews. So, it was one 400 pound, I said, you know, whole thing and his son stinky with a fucking broken foot comes on toes exposed, the whole thing. Just two stink bombs complaining from the time they get up. Just complaining from the time. The guy is round, he tucks his sherdin. Yeah before the plane takes off

He puts the vest on he ties the ropes around his arm with the flashlight. Yeah, even the sun before the plane take off It's not a flashlight. Okay, whatever on this head. Yeah Listen to me. I like it better that way. Oh my god. Oh my god, he looked like they were doing pornography with the robes right there So now they sit down can I have coffee? Okay, they get coffee you get caught by my three coffee. Yeah, okay So having a son of drinking coffee they go and the planes going okay, or everybody shut down boom Okay, everybody were headed to the thing The plane doesn't even get to the runway. I think something cut it off the plane goes, er, he spells the coffee. Excuse me.

He's working it already. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I spilled my coffee on my new dry cleaning. Somebody has to take care of the dry cleaners there and I'm great available. You know, the plane hasn't even gone into the end. And he's already talking upgrade? I'm great, already me, I'm a professional. I already know that if I were to own Delta,

I would have checked to see who this guy was. Because for every dollar you take from this, he's gonna charge you double in time and aggravation. Plus, he's gonna take everything he's got. But they did two genius moves, that didn't figure out the other night about three in the morning. I got high, and I fucking figure out with these two

Has sending student fucking beautiful people talk about those people. What's that movie with Brad Pitt that their house? This is 11 no The fucking one when they're boxes and they live those people that he represents they have fucking some type of Irish people that are even Gypsy They have fucking some type of Irish people that are even oh Gipsy Gipsy stitch stitch whatever the fuck Snatch snatch snatch their gypsies and listen don't double cross you listen. I didn't catch the double cross So two weeks later I'm surprised I didn't get a call. What they do? What's the first call you got?

Listen before the plane took off they already got? Listen, before the plane took off, they already asked for a fucking upgrade. The plane took off. Okay, the plane's up in the air. The black guy gets a pad with your name on it. He walks right up to him and he goes, is this got the batabah? And he's sent the batabah and he goes, yes.

What do you think? The first thing out of this guy's mouth was, he said, do you have my kosher meal and also the black guy goes into a friend's ecosia right I mean he cracks him first thing out of the gate yeah he cracks him with the kosher meal cracks me too I'm like I was not expecting that yeah and also the guys like no we don't okay I guess I'm gonna have to talk to management Upgrades for me and my son and and he's already working it dog. Wow whipping them. Let me get to blankets

I want a hat, you know, I want the hat. I want the he's working him. He's working them. Just working them with whips and chains Well, guess what at six in the morning. Yes, what Lisa yet did he get everything you want it? No, no He tormented them he did he got everything he got then the food came and he goes and said no kosher menus He got the pick and choose from two other menus and they and everything, but he is the most disgusting thing They had a bag of food not a bag a black bag. Yeah, I had a bag of just Oxalids and everything that they didn't need the food they were complaining about. Now at the end of this 40 minute either, thon, the guy gets up after being up and down,

praying, wrapping stuff around his arm, talking to his son and Hebrew. He goes to the bathroom and he stays there and takes a 40 minute shit. No. That the whole first class and the people in the first two rows are in jeopardy. They're like, well, this is guy gonna come out and what's that

Ask gonna smell like now the guy couldn't fit into the bathroom like frontways He had to turn around and go backwards. You have no idea the thing opens he comes out He walks out like high and all of a sudden the fucking one black Stool is just slams that door and they come out in this the fucking one black store this just slams that door and they come out in this spring oh my god I felt so bad for the Josh fool but I figured out the whole scam they never order kosher food no that was just to get the fucking guy ruffled up and shit yeah and the son's foot wasn't broken they just put a cast on his foot just to fucking know what I'm

knowing we used to do that at Disneyland yeah what put a cast on the kids oh, the kids get to they used to get to pick which one of them wanted to be handicapped for the day. There you go. We used to do that all the time. There you go. We picked what a fucking think you deal with something happened that because he's chubby. He didn't want to be embarrassed. So he made the Sun put on a fake fucking cast and then I saw it wasn't a cast. It wasn't a real white cast. It was a blue one that you put together at home like luggage. What the fuck you think you're dealing with? And I told Matt Lommer, they never even ordered the coach and me. They said that to get the guy ruffled up from the jump. That's how you do it, ladies and gentlemen. You see, when you do blow for three days, Lee, and then you sleep for a day, what do you think when you wake up,

happens the first thing you wake up that time? I don't know. Josh Wolf, don't you have a bunch of boogie snots or sugar, sugar, it's horrible. Yeah. The first thing you do as you're pissing and looking at yourself in the mirror and looking at whoever fell sleeping, your house with doing blowers as you're pissing you're already taking the toilet paper And you snap it and you blow your nose and then maybe it was done cocaine and it's looked at that first blow on the morning I Would take that fucking snot. I wouldn't even blow it. I blow it into my hand Like a savage

And it would come on and peel those last roots out like you have a peel those last pieces. I do like, and it was coming on, I had peel those last roots out. I got to peel those last pieces out. I do like when there's roots. I'll be honest about that. It does feel good. And there was chunkers of coke. I mean, you won't be the line. I can't, you know, I did it. And I did it mostly when I snore.

But anyway, I don't want to talk about this, just after the conversation we had, I thought for an hour, like derises a loss that we had, the falls, the shows to what could of us we're still here 23 years later and Brody's been here 20 of those years with us I mean this is pretty fucking cool that we're still here we sent me that picture of our first lineup together yeah we're still at the store last night

you had a 10 to 9 You had a 10 to 9. I had a 10 to 9. Just to think that this started 23 years ago, and nobody knew what the fuck we're doing. Nobody knew. No, we really knew. But you know, here's what happened is like, the quitter's lose.

That's basically what happened. When we first started, everybody's about as funny. Do you know what I mean? Everybody's the same. I always say that. All right. Listen, there's no. The funniest person on the planet,

his name is Ace Frilly. That's the funniest human being on the planet today. He's a top, top, top up there with Dave Shapel. But it's then it's hard work. And then it's who's going to keep going. That's what it is. When you sent me that picture of that first line up we were on, there was only three names that are still doing comedy. Me, you, and Chappelle. That was the other name on the list of people still doing comedy. That

was it. But here's what happens. People come out here, they come out with a dream, they pick up a time set, and they give themselves a time set or something, and they stick out the comedy store for 10 years and things don't happen. You know what, Josh? Well, they go back to St. Louis. They hook up with family again and if they're real comics, they find a way to make a living. They came, they saw they conquered as long as they could. The Steve Cooper wrote a beautiful Steve Cooper set up. The 20-something years, my dreams didn't come true. I didn't make a lot of money.

But I got to meet a nice people and go back to Philadelphia. And look like a normal human being. You know, he gave it a try. He had a podcast, a successful. You know, I see his V-Store live on Facebook. He's still But here's the thing is we kept what's that word? We kept persevering we kept going dude. No, but the

We know what we kept doing is we kept evolving see We a lot of people come in this a this is what we do and this is what I do and they don't evolve as artists do you so much different dude as as a comic and just like as an artist and as a creative thinker, then you can sit down and write now. Yeah, I love it now. But you never could. I'm ready to go. You could never ever ever do that.

Sit down and write. Fuck no. I'm reading this book that's making me a writing Nazi. So today I went down there and even if it was old jokes, I wrote them out. Just to see where the gaps were in my time in, I gotta go to work, Josh. Well, you know, we wanna get to the next fucking

Sentinel here. But that's the difference. I like giving people a good show. When that half hour is not there, I feel fucking guilty. If I give you the first half-hour on it's new fucking, let's rock and roll. I don't even want you to see my full hour, because I want you to fucking special anyway.

Right. So I'm not showing up with no fucking new hour for you, because half-hour is gonna be on the special. Let me show up with 30 minutes or new shit that's gonna blow your mind. And 20 minutes or old shit or old clothes or whatever, I can accept that. But that's what you were saying earlier on the phone when you were talking about the difference between being

able to tour with an album. We don't tour. Once you put out that special, you can't do it again. We tour to develop that album. And then we put the tour out. We put the special out. And you've already seen three quarters of the material. Because you were there in Buffalo the week before

we fucking shot it. So that was 2000 people that came to that weekend. Also, the people throughout the year or year and a half however long it took you there, you've been working that material on the road. When you put out a special, they're like, oh, we fucking saw that. We saw that special.

Whereas with musicians, they put out the album first and they tour on their out It's complete. It's completely opposite right? Well, I mean don't you think I mean what I would think it has to do with his that comedy has to do a surprise mostly Do you think one to goes down like that? There are some specials that hold up, but I think most of them the first time he watches Gonna be the best time But do you think people want to come and hear jokes from the special? Do you think some people want to hear some of the jokes in special?

A thousand percent I do. I go back to music. I go back to music. And I say to myself, you know what? In fact, I was listening to somebody other day and they went to see Metallica. One of those guys on Aussies bone yard and he said, you know what? I was very disappointed because they played all new stuff. I Wanted to hear puppets or whatever and this and destruction

You know people are gonna let Zeppin that I want to get new shit. They want to get stay with heaven rock and roll Joe we saw we saw Bob Dylan. He didn't play one hit One fucking hit. He played out at that, that concert out in the desert last year with Dylan and the stones and the hoo and all those guys, right? So we went and saw and I was not too excited to see Dylan, but I wanted, as long as he's alive, let's go say and then we've seen him. He didn't play one hit. He didn't play one song and anybody knew. No, he played tangled up in blue, but he rearranged it to the point. And I was like, what the fuck is in blue, but he rearranged it to the point.

And I was like, what the fuck is he doing here? We don't wanna hear your new, if the who would come out and play the new album, we'd have been like, no, no, no, who's next, who are you? That's what we want, that's what we can't be here though. I want you to open up with three songs that blow my fucking heart apart and then take a warm up, talk to us for five minutes

and say, listen, we're telling you people first. We're taking a who on the road next year. This is one of the new songs on the album that's nobody heard. We love you in the end. By the way, that's what the stones did. That's how you sell a new song. You don't sell a new song. I used to get fucking pissed when a band when I wanted to go see and I had a thing in my mind

what they were gonna open up with and they opened up with something different because I heard the night before in Philly and they opened up with this. Like in those days you found out all the Philly opened up with fucking, whatever, hell bent for leather. You're like all right, they can open up a hell bent for leather

in the city. And all your buddies and you were going in, but they'd be like, say, no, they're gonna open up with scream with adventures, but you knew you heard it the night before. They're opening up with hell bent for that. You know, I'll be waiting to see what the answer was. And all of a sudden fucking hell bent for leather.

And your buddies go fuck you, I do know. Fuck you think you're dealing with bitch. I call for a don't feel it hasn't I? You know what I'm saying? So one thing I don't like to go with comedians, I don't mind if you do stuff from the special on the road, but I don't like if you do like one special, and then the next special has the same jokes

as the first special. I've never seen that before. Oh, I have. I don't want to speak bad of him because he was very nice to me, but John Pinnett, he had a couple specials that were just, huh. Russ is so funny.

He was very nice. Funny fucking guy. You know, he was hysterical. And the reason why I hurt me so much was because that was, my family sat down and watched that special. I say na na na. That was one of the funny, I still watch it now. It's

it's hysterical. But it's also different like because if you go see Journey and they don't play you know, don't stop believing whatever your song is you're gonna be fucking mad. But if you go see Shepal, do you want to hear a joke you've already heard or do you want to hear what what he's got now okay I'm a fan of shepal since before the fucking show the show okay I remember one of the sounds before that or something and that was it I saw two of the three specials that are in Netflix but let's pretend I was a fan of Shepal from the show and I was paying 65 something dollars for these tickets. I know Shepal is brilliant enough that he's gonna do the first 30 is new stuff because Shepal could do it. He does it

very nice. His first 30 is always new. You got nothing to lose. No. He takes you in direction for 25 minutes. An old joke. He redugs it. What do you give a fuck? The audience is laughing. The show's over.

That's what you went to see. You know, if you go on the board, got a web page. I'm the cheapest ticket for a comic. There are comics there that charge a lot of money. And I got to answer, I got some bad ass credits. And they got a lot of money. I could have raised those tickets. But I don't see it.

They're talking themselves out of a market. You know, I used to tour the cable guy, right? So his theory was always, his ticket was never more than 4750. Didn't matter where the seat was didn't matter anything 4750 was the price of the ticket because his deal was I would rather Have more fans. I don't want to price my I don't want to give a hundred dollar ticket I'd rather sell 10,000 tickets at the 50 then 5,000 tickets at the hundred because one more fans But two that's twice as many people buying merch Do you know what I mean and like you're not pricing people out you're not making them feel bad about buying the ticket

No, that's you that's the smart thing to do because you keep your fans your fans never think that you're Raising the prices above them. It's definitely the way to go, but dude he used to do I places above them. It's definitely the way to go. But dude, he used to do, I mean, we sold, we, he sold 53,000 tickets. He sold out that in a brand, that Cornhusker Stadium. Because he couldn't do the whole stadium because the stage was up against one of the walls.

He sold 53,000 fucking tickets. The cab will go. Larry the cable guy. 53,000 in that stadium, ancient pound. Larry the cable guy. $53,000 in that stadium, and then he donated the tickets, whatever he made off the tickets to a charity. Didn't keep it, didn't keep it, his cut, he donated it all.

$53,000 on the 4th of July. What do you do after that? They postponed the fireworks, until the next night, because he did it on the four, and everybody at the 10th of town was in I Think I'm remembering that right somebody might correct me, but I'm pretty sure that's what happened They moved it one night because he wanted to do his show on the 4th of July That's how many fucking people were there. They moved the fireworks. Oh, and dude somebody

So many this old dude was parachuting into the stadium, right? They pretending to be him, right? And dressed like him, and it was his last jump out of a plane ever, right? And this was his big retirement jump. So he jumps out of the plane, he's dressed as Larry, and you hear the voice over, I'm coming down, everybody, you know what ever it is.

And then the wind kicks up. And we're like, oh no. You can see him start to do the pulleys. You know what I mean? And we're like, no, he's gonna overshoot this because he's supposed to land on the grass. Hit the grass running, run behind the stage, and then take his the parachute off, and then Larry runs out on stage dressed the same way. So it looks like he, well, he overshot the grass by about 15 yards and landed straight into the empty cement bleachers. Broke his coccyc, coccyc, you know that thing that, basically I think is your pelvic bone, right?

The coccyc, but the show couldn't start until he got up and ran behind the stage. So we're like, we're watching the window and I'm like, oh, he's not going to make it. He's starting to do the pulley things, do the pulley things and he hits that cement. And we were all everyone in the stands thought it was like part of the thing. So everyone in stadium was like, and we were all like, oh, no. no and he kind of you could see him kind of struggled to get up And he kind of waves his hand over because he's got a broken coccyx But everyone on the production team's like no you get to come over here, right? Oh my god dude rolls over

And listen and rolls over this was his retirement jump. He was like 68 years old, right? This is where he was gonna wave goodbye to everybody. They're gonna let him die in there. He crashes into the bleachers and he finally makes it behind and collapses and they fix up his whatever pull-out and fucking ambulance. But uh, poor old fella, that was his last jump. I bet there was someone in the ambulance like I know you hurt yourself But next time you you really should have just ran a little fast. Oh, no, you should when the wind kicked up Everybody in production was like this is not gonna end well for this guy. This is not good for him

But doing comedy in front of that many people was terrible I think that the comedy's not made for that that size crap because the I think that the comedy's not made for that size crowd because the the laughter would come and then I'd start my joke again and then the laughter would come for the people that far away. I don't care how big you get it. That's just a little too big for me. You don't have control. No. What's your what's the size you like the most? 400 seats in a small comedy club with bricks. Old school like the underground. You know, I know there's a lot of comics that listen to the show.

That comedy underground was my favorite one. Yeah, there's a lot of young comics that listen to this show. And I applaud you for trying comedy and sticking with it. And you know, I know where the fuck we both know what the fuck you are. I still remember being 1996. And the black dude who played the piano for Stephanie thing came up to the underground on Fridays and Saturdays. Whenever Fridays and Saturdays with big comic came me and Josh will always wiggle our way into that

fucking into that thing. This is 1997. One of us had that empty spot. This is 21 years ago people just don't let you know How hard you gotta stay in this? We're talking about living the shitty apartment. We're talking about I live in a car You remember Mark's dog mark remember Mark Garner I live with Mark Garner and his his dog used to just shit in the living room Do you remember that Dalmatian that fucking Dalmatian I Walk in the house was so dirty I ran back to counter He used to let his dog shit in the living room when we were watching TV He was cooking that black stuff the bones with all the grass No idea and I was doing sportsbooking out of there sports about it

Yeah, in the back room, and that's what the guys call me and threaten me and shit. If you keep doing it, we'll fly out there and fuck you up. You know, it's just to let you people know what the real struggle. And we're still here. This is fucking real. He moved to LA maybe six or seven months before I did. And we used to go down to that when we used to pick up Stanhope. And we did that for the improv together in the car. I mean this is 1997. What street did Stanhope live on? Person. You were on Vista. Vista.

Ralphie was on Schrader and Nick the Paolo and Mitch Hedberg were on with Chibo and this is a comedy fucking neighborhood And when I you know I told people we've got on the gorky park When we moved there gorky park had nickel bags you go by we done yeah, and We could go on and play tennis Fuck yeah 20 fucking years of family people you dug in this plant was a grown yeah This was a big fucking grow when you were when you were when we were first starting when you first got here What was your goal for sets per week? I know you had no I listen when I first got here I was very scared, but I knew I had it out with Carol You know I had it out. I was putting away a little money

I would clip every night for an extra 50 from the stocky when she stripped I knew I had it out with Carol. You know, I had it out. I was putting away a little money. I would clip every night for an extra 50 from the stocking when she stripped. I had a taxa. I said, I had a little pull away. But wait, but you didn't have to. But when you first started, because you kept that notebook, man.

We all had, I kept a notebook about every set and what I did, Yeah, no, that's shit. And I had to for me, I wanted to do seven sets a week. That was the goal. I got time. I just listen, we would come from I came from Colorado where I was doing four sets a week and I drove eight hours to do those sets. But you were doing more in four sets. Seattle Seattle Seattle. I went up to 30 sets a month. Yeah, and we were fucking working Monday the underground they were went to that bar Up top whether there was cages. We do come in there. That was that was Monday night. Was that Dave Henderson's batting cage place?

Was that no, no, there was no batting cage There were the cages were woman going to oh was no bad in case there were the cages where women go into. Oh, that's for a very bush war type of place on Monday nights. So we leave the underground open mic, which was a fucking, you know, when I think of the underground, if I close my eyes and I think hard about the underground open mic on Monday. How can you describe that? That was the first thing I think of his car. Honestly, honestly, the first thing I think of it is Carl and his little hat called,

not a fedora, but you know, the thing, the French. And guys, he was brave. It would help you. I don't wear front chats on show. He would help you. Right. He would help you write jokes. He would comment on your sets, whether they were good or bad. Sometimes he'd comment negatively.

He would, he'd bust your balls. Yeah, he'd get rid of that joke. He was, yeah. ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi ʻi you you