Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - The CHURCH: BEST of RALPHIE MAY, Vol. 2 | with JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

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Music You always one of the worst people get those two bumps because like in the back of your head you know he's right. Oh, that's the fucking worst. And he's not right about it. Like I'm not saying you're right about everything because no one's right about everything. But when you like when you've had a couple we've had a couple of those talks and during it you like you hate them. It's just brutal. You hate and I think it's just anybody who you hate like when can like is it so

Like the most nine out of ten men are mad at their dads because they confront us there are mirror But they're not doing that you hate you hate the people growing up I hate my stuff that because he would people growing up I ate my stuff that because he would break my shit. He would break whatever move I made he was two steps ahead of me. You always don't like the people. I grew up around people that in all those years I was fucking up at the end of the night when I was coming down off the coke. They said listen we have a great time and stuff. Like I talked to you. Somebody came and talked to me. They know that this guy you robbed his house. I don't mean to bring this up,

but I didn't wanna ruin your nightlife, and I sleep on the couch, get up in the morning, and we gotta handle this. And then I'm telling me what to do, then I'm asking me what to do, they're kind of hinting to me, what the right thing to do. And I get pissed.

One of the worst conversations I ever had was with Matt Wood. When he came up to me at the county works and he goes, why do you come here? Ralphie at 95. Yeah. I'm ready to kill my ex-wife. I'm living in a basement. I have no food in the refrigerator.

I'm sustaining just to dooblo, pay my rent, and pay child support. I'm lifting weights, I'm doing the right thing, but I'm on a fucking roll every night. And I would cancel all the time to open my, and this guy came up to me, and he goes, can I talk to you for a second? He's like, hey man, why do you come down here?

Why do you waste your time in that time? He goes, let me be as honest as I can with you, because just being you, you're the funniest out of all these open micers. God forbid you wrote a joke and God forbid you showed up. Look at your t-shirt. You got a white t-shirt on. You got a white t-shirt on.

You got my hands. We're fucking clenching to punch this guy in the mouth. And he goes, I'm not saying nothing bad about you. You're funny and these guys just being you and you're throwing it away. I know you're doing blow. I know you don't do it here, but I know you don't. And this guy just read me the writer.

I walked to the bus and then around me and walked back to beat him up. And when I went back, God, let him know to get the fuck out of there. He got out of there. You know where I see the guy again? Bumped into the guy again. In 98 at the Brave Bull.

In Wow. In Ohambe. And I followed the guy that used to come out with the hat and go, hi, I want like my wife, I'm like my tits with Brown and Kalfi. The guy was like a detective. Yeah. Dwight something in the 80s and the white slate.

No, no, no, no, no. Dwight's played the guys from Portland. Thoseight's late. No, no, no, I'd like to play the guys from Portland. Yeah, Friends with Hicks. This is a different guy Dwight something and I follow him and ripped the room apart and he was back. They were Brian Duncan. Oh, they had just moved the L.A. to get man and he came up to me. Those basal dada more. And I pulled them aside. I go Matt Wood and he hugged me. He goes that was he goes on really proud. I go, you And he hugged me and he goes, that was, he goes, I'm really proud of you. You know why?

Because that talk you had with me. And he took me outside. He goes, I was never more scared in my life. But you had to hear it. He goes, me, Todd, and the bunch of comics talked about it. And Todd didn't have the balls to say something to you. Because I thought you were going to punch me in the face. I go, change my life.

It changed who I am today. I'm in that way because of the fucking words you said as much as I hate them that night. You know, you are in my eyes when I talk about headliners of this decade. You're the top guys I learned from. You have no time to slip. And the Godfather is a line, but every time I I hear it I want to punch myself in the face and it's the fucking worst line you could ever say

But where I come from it's true women and children could slip men don't slip That's it. Yeah women and children can make a mistake men can't make mistakes We we don't have I don't have time to make a mistake anymore. I do not have time to do anything. We've got handed the keys to the castle, Ralphie, man. You have been handed the keys to the castle without a doubt. I haven't had a job in 20 fucking years. That's the reason I've never had to answer to somebody after I went to prison I didn't like a man kicking my bed and telling me to wake up right I haven't had to answer to somebody Well, I haven't had to answer somebody since I was 15

But for a job to make a living and somehow it came together even when you were in your fucking apartment Yeah, it always came together as long as you were out every night right you were writing every night You fucking hustle right every day work every night Is it were riding every night. You fucking hustle. Right every day. Work every night. Is it scary when you see how close it is? Like, so I just did that seminar and now I'm trying to start doing more of them. And I wasn't even really scared before the first, but now that I'm like, oh, I could see them.

I really enjoy doing it. And now that I could see, not that it's gonna be easy, but I can see that I'm not, but it's possible. Like after you guys do shows and you see that it's possible, and you know that there's a ton of work to put in, like at least for me, it got scarier. I'll tell you what your market needs right now. And this guy's a genius of getting a business for you.

But I think right now, where you're doing fuck these little comedians, I think they're gonna start a podcast, they're gonna start a podcast, they know how to do it. Okay. I think your people, it's a computer people. Yeah, I'm a tech people people who really Are uncomfortable. They don't know this world and they want to learn it from a to z comics know this world They have friends that are doing this right now. I read comics doing this right now. Okay, it's a it's a you're going you're going after pennies When you go out to dollars

Is yours in a day you little work, but when you strike one of those companies You're gonna hit oh you mean go after companies, okay go after fucking AT&T and go how come AT&T does never park us every week? Yeah, that's crazy talking about their services and what's going on with phones and technology and like String people and answering people's problems and shit. Yeah, that's what a doe is right now. That's your next move. That's who's at home going right now. There's a board meeting going. We're losing 22% because we're not computer. We're not.

Yeah, savvy. Yeah, what is going on? Tell us about this. Look at fucking Amazon. Amazon today is getting slammed by fucking shit work conditions for people. I mean, they're keeping people working and fucking warehouses over 110 degrees with no breaks.

They time everything. They need some fucking counter that shit. I mean, I don't want to buy Amazon now. I mean, but if they would have a podcast that could explain it and tell me, hey, the air conditioning broke, you know, maybe I don't know the full context. Maybe the full context is not being reported

You know those fucking news ages is always a fucking by the way I'd like to hear the other guys fucking side of this shit, all right, and that's exactly what they need Kill that shit And when this podcast in a couple minutes, but I gotta tell you something it's And we're in this podcast in a couple of minutes, but I gotta tell you something. It's, I'm 52, man. I've had a great life. I laugh. I love thinking of being upset and laughing.

I live to laugh, people. I know sometimes I come across as a prick. I love giggling and I love laughing. I have a lot of regrets in my life. I did a lot of fucked up things. I was talking about my Godfather before. One of the biggest regrets I have, that we didn't my life. I did a lot of fucked up things. I was talking about my godfather before. One of the biggest regrets I have that we didn't have the money to do a graphic.

What a mistake that we could go back and we wired that apartment with a camera. Oh my god. We would have a show. And I'm telling you. That would have been the all time. It would be HBO's all time greatest comedy show. and you can't and you know what I'm sitting across I'm Ralph, you know, I'm listening to the story and I'm like I

Can't even go to HBO like I'm some tone. I'm taking a Ralphie night reading a show about adventures of a fat guy And just even though that's up to tube when you fell that time. Oh filing on gardener the tube when you fell that time. Oh, falling on Gardener. Listen, I'm sitting here, I'm passing through. And I'm okay. Thank not even Gardener, the thing you would tell on the leak about that he's going on, you know, understand this

chick, he's, this chick is living in his house. Before we're talking about the story, here's three guys trying to fuck the same chick. It's miserable. It's miserable. I'm the one not trying to fuck her. But you wanted to fuck her. If your face fell into the asshole, it would be. It wouldn't have been a worse thing. So

something happened. They haven't an argument. You cannot write this Lisa yet. This is an apartment that's living on whatever Ralphie is. I'm living off Ralphie. I got a little bit of coke in my pocket. Ralphie's making bloody marries Bloody marries and we're going over it. We're hitting this every night. We're Everybody knew that at two in the morning after the party was in my apartment. The red devil Ricky Cruz Bob a Lou you know and we just talked to somebody would have a joint. Somebody wouldn't have a joint But there's one night it was just me we were drinking bloody marries and wood

gait one and joley says something to Ralphie to piss him off and there was a big Japanese lamp the kitchen all right and fuck away it sits down and she pisses him off and he sits in the position and something happened at the light got a little lower and he's Fucking saying shit to have with his face red, right? He's like fuck you. This is my Ever talked to me like this. This is my fucking house. You believe this cocoa. She's my guest and she's talking to me like this This is my vodka something and he in the middle of his rage He's like Because the light bulb is burning his head you can't write

that you cannot write that that toilet in your house. No, no Shit and Gavin shower and then put it down your toe motherfucker Okay, I know the real you Come on. All right. You can bullshit with these other packets, but I'm bona fide okay, I was there to forget it Okay, I was like Lighting the bum on fire People see if that apartment building had a fucking camera We would be

Million I tell the story that I brought shame of there and she was giving these people a drug deal is one of the fuck shame Oh, so I left the downstairs and Gavin's apartment She's dancing tell the SPN stories I come back at five and there's one guy Wait, yeah She's all cooked out. I'm so And this is the bitch like breaks out into like Shut up bitch dance like the daddy's out Okay, that's what she told her Go yeah, whatever bitch take them deady's out

I love I always love it. I still talk to him. I got a Vegas Vegas So good she opens her body she got a little gig, she's a, she dances. She dances, she dances, she dances in a cave. And she looks like she's like 20. Yeah, she's 20. She dances in a fucking lesbian ball. But she keeps marrying gay guys by mistake.

What? She hooked up with that dude in Alaska. I had to do this gig. Listen to me, about 15 years ago, I got to do this gig. She married a gay dude. Listen to me, I had to do this. What? Listen to me about 15 years ago. I got to do this. She made a gig. Listen to me. I had to do this gig in Alaska one time. And Chilkin Charles. And one of those for one of those people. And I canceled. I got like the stupid TV show or something for NBC. And I had a cancel. And she went up there and met a uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

a male dancer and they fell in love and she put his name on her little pussy. Oh, whoa, they were in love. Man, that's like, he was like unemployed, but he always came up a little bit of money. And she was dating them for like two years. They were in love and then one day she wanted his email. She saw an email from old dudes that would he would go to their house

in the afternoon and put like a bikini And he would dance for old dudes and shit and he would get like 50 bucks and do meth So she threw a mountain she was heartbroken because she always makes fucked up choices. I've told the story before Somebody tells me this is the this is the name of the guy that she's got on her pussy This guy is a go-go dancer for old dudes and he's smoking mess So she throws him She throws him out. I hear about this about a month later I bump into her and she says to me, how you doing? By the by we're going back and forth.

I'm like, hey, I knew with the guy's name on this beat on me. So how's Mark doing? And she gets kind of sad. She goes, I'm not with Mark anymore. That's a shame. I go, listen, I know this old dude. Oh, you know what, you know what, Shay? But you got to give it up there She is a clean up of a ball bus that she will give it but she will fucking take it

I tell you what she takes it better than a lot of fucking Always that she came up at the comics so she came up at the comies. She came up at the comies. Her mother's a biker, her mother's jema. Did you know that her mother's like jema? She was telling me stories, showing me pictures one time in the house. Her mother's like jema. And she's half Arab. I didn't know that. She's Arabian. She's like a Arabian.

I mean, she's beautiful. I tell you, if you look around, you think that she had plastic surgery. And you're like, but you realize it's just Natural Seal Rose and all in hands as you you're on the roll you smoking you smoking also I'm smoking the cigarette and the back alley of 1440 Okay Okay, I love this

But this is no this is yes, this is across the hall okay So the windows open I'm smoking cigarettes like a motherfucker. I'm smoking cigarettes I'm chasing joints with cigarettes. You know me though It's 9th day in the morning. I'm on the third joint. I'm on a pack of cigarettes and shit camel lights And I'm throwing these cigarettes out the I'm on a pack of cigarettes and shit camo lights I'm throwing these cigarettes out the window half lit on fire, right And all of a sudden he Now I did not know there was anybody out there

Like what the fuck and I keep hearing this Who the fuck lit me on fire and I'm sitting like a who lights up And I like I did and I look at the window and there's the guy fucking smoking the shirt His clothes a smoke in the poor fucking guy I go at home The cops don't come nobody knows nothing. I'm gonna help apologize at night get the package It's about 10 o'clock at night. I walked back and there's the same homeless guy With a blanket on and you can see the We're the cigarette birthday. Just caught on fire and wait I

Was right across the hall and fire department did come by I don't know if I can bump probably somebody just driving through that fucking alley flick it on and fuck him Oh my god dirty bum the fuck out of our house guys. I feel bad a little bit Once I saw the blanket I I felt a little bad. One time, I didn't get ever new blanket at least. Talk one time, I guess. Nothing, you fucking blanket. I'm like, I had a blanket myself. I was snorting my blanket.

I was about to snort my blanket. I had a choice. A, a blanket was snort-coded. You're my food tonne a lot. It was good. Oh my god, I had a blanket that I can't believe you just brought up a blanket. Okay, let me tell you something. Yeah, what let me tell you something dog in nineteen eighty three it was maroon on one side and tan on the inside the one I had. Yeah, the brown one. Yes, okay, let me tell you something about that brown fucking line. Okay, let me tell you something about that brown fucking line. Look at that. Let me tell you something.

I was just thinking about that brown line. I got that brown line. That brown line, I got that brown line at a Kmart, this May of 1984. That's it. It took me five years, but I did. I got my own apartment. And I got an apartment on 48th Street, 46th Street, North American, 44th Street. I got a one bedroom studio on the first floor when I'm paying rent.

I think it's sneaking through the front window. It was perfect. I was there for about four months, five months, and they evicted me. But right before I moved in there, I wanted to go straight. So I bought this blanket 1995. I mean, there was no, no, 999. It was the cheese fucking 999. Well, I washed that blanket. I got evicted from that place.

I was homeless. I went to California and came back. I caused wars that summer. When the Miami came back the whole time that blanket What's at the bottom my travel back? Had an army back and that fucking thing was at the bottom Some places I went they had a blanket. I didn't use it. I always had a blanket like a biker You ever see a bike? Yeah, man. Yeah, I got a blanket. I had that fucking blanket

I had that blanket when I was living in the fucking rocket ship. I would take it back to the runny's and put it in a little corner and leave it in that night, go take the fucking blanket. When I moved into the hotel in 84, when I was homeless and I got into the hotel, I went and got that blanket. I beat Joel for the 1500. I had that blanket. I took that blanket with me that blanket was with me from

The desolate time of my life in that rocket ship to 1990 fucking nine when that fucking car got towed That car that blanket was even with me when I went to prison. I left it in that room and nobody fucking touched that blanket That blanket was 995 in 1984 and I had that blanket for what? 15 fucking years. Yeah, and that blanket was doing the warmest blankets. I have it was a bear

Okay, and on the inside it was the bear with brown and yellow and on the outside it was the bear with Yellow and brown you follow me. Yeah, and then the outside of it was fucking brown So for 995 that fucking came up I bought a blanket that went through fucking hell with me and back Jack a marriage a divorce We were married she wouldn't She wanted to throw it away. I go, don't fucking ever throw that fucking thing away. That thing was in Miami. I slept behind the fucking McDonald's with that thing. Because in those days, I would just take the fucking

of clothes out of the army bag, take the fucking blanket out, put the clothes back in, use that as a pillow, and put that blanket on top of me, gee, that was an all-purpose army bag I had a little bit of water I had a razor blade for blow I had a fucking wrench in there if I had a break a window for a car oh no no Lee that fucking blanket was there with me and that blanket I would just wash it yeah all that blanket wanted was my love and I lost it when that fucking car got towed and van ice

It was in the truck of that fucking blanket that that blanket was on the road with me all those years on triple runs Whenever I got a hotel room that blanket came into the hotel room I threw the blanket off and I used that fucking blanket Have you look for online The same blanket. Yeah, it wouldn't be the same. Lee. Well, I want the same blanket. It wouldn't be the same. That blanket was with me through fucking wars. That one, when I lost that car, that was the hardest thing about that toe. When I got that toe, that car got told, like I told it was, is that the car that I got my car toe to get all your

shit out? No, it wasn't that time. No, no, no no no no this was a car that made me gave Josh Wolf yeah yeah I got you I got you I never got my shit out it was I got my car to old to get all your shit out cuz they wouldn't let you in the line yeah but they wouldn't let me in the car I was fucking crazy all I could get was the backseat and some of the front yeah no no it was nothing had shot boxing gloves oh yeah blankets the fucking pictures when I was a kid I had shit in that fucking car. They took and Sometimes some time you know till this day. I was just thinking that blanket yesterday

Going Jesus Christ. How long did I have that goddamn blanket for I wish that that blanket? Fuck I would have taken it to the next attorney with me. That's how that's what that let me tell you how deep that blanket was in 1985 in February 1985 I let the damn blanket one day I go to some room with that blanket there were crabs on that blanket. I had crabs and gave it to the blanket you understand me who the fuck gives crabs to the blanket. You understand me? Who the fuck gives crabs to that blanket? I did. Where's Tony Bennett? It's $55 for Stan and Rumeauly at the Canyon Club for a YouTube tribute band. Okay. Oh my god. Who would pay that? I don't know. I gotta get that fucking emails. No shit. Then fucking morons. Oh my god. I went to see the two. Oh my god. They were so amazing. Oh my god

I might march tricking people like me who didn't know yeah you be up there You to bono and it's a fucking chubby dude And at the rose bowl, they want 250 And at the rose bowl, they won 250 Was fucking huge man, it was it was it was it holds 60,000 70,000. Oh my God, I'll hold on a second Yeah, look at the price of these tickets. This is California And and for and that was for general admission below. Up top, they went, I'm sorry, 430. I guess maybe that's a better angle, I don't know.

It's saying. Yeah, they retire. Oh my God. Do you want to confirm this? Just make sure I'm honest with you. No, no, you're on the roll, folks. That's the right. I mean, that was like 55.

I don't think so. Where has America gone? This is why I'm watching cheers. This is okay. Let's let me alone. Let me alone. Well, no, I'm saying it's the same thing. It's the same time period In a way what time period not exactly but like that. They listen to you two on cheers. No, well maybe eighties nineties I don't know. I don't know when you two is around. Are you playing with me? I don't know when you two is around. They're really fucking good man Really you like you too? Oh my god, yeah, and they fucking blow it up in concert You'll sit there and fucking drool. It seems like Bob Bono would know would annoy you He got annoying. He got on my nerves. I wanted to tour as he walks on stage with a cane and shit let it go Okay, stop. He never had a game. Yeah, like all that shit. Yeah, fuck. But you know what man? He shows he's like he shows up. He delivers the goods.

And the guitar player is a savage. The bass player is a savage. The drummers are fucking savage. They're bad. They're bad. But just so I'm mad at nobody. I love music. I like I like me. I like what they I like the early shit I like some of the shit they play on the radio sometimes. I mean I wouldn't go buy it if that's what you're asking me but I like it I Really like the Joshua tree, but I ain't paying 250 at the Rose Bowl I got for shit seats and it's 50 to fucking park and it's not gonna be a you know one I buy the fucking CD and put on my iPod The next time I take a fly-by would fly that drop purely stars. Yeah, I'll do it for fucking free man Those dudes with those stars need to hook hook me up. Those are great We'll hope you don't fucking email you can take the stars witchy

I fucking love like a two another one on another one? Fuck you. Fuck you. Lee, he has one for you to come on. I'm a kosher one, huh? This three of them, we might as well. Fuck you. Fuck you. Come on, Lee. Oh shit. Like this, Lee.

BOW! Can I have another wire, please? How's some of this? There's no more water. How's some of that? Thank you. Yeah, no more fuck. Okay.

Why can't you just swallow it? I have some of that. Thank you. Why can't you just swallow it? It tastes pretty good. You get what? He's good about puke. Watch this, he gets fucking. Just try to eat one more. Dude. I like him. I love these drinks. Oh my god. These are... I love... I personally... what what do you think Ralphie?

I think gummies are number one edible for me. Yeah That or the old breast strips. Did you ever try those? I came out after the breast strips. I didn't Oh my god, those are great. Now they stink for sure. Yeah, nobody's got them. I think it's one place. So got them That place over in San Maraca By last year year really right there in San Monica if not they should I'd go in and buy them out man I'd go in there and drop two thousand dollars on those I mean that's a whole that's a whole point with an edibles is just to get it over with to do it quickly to not have I mean

I don't I like smoking, I don't mind smoking, but it just doesn't last long enough for me. So animals, I think that's why I don't like the big cakes and the cereal bars. No, we don't. Some people do. They're obsolete those days. Yeah. They're obsolete.

Those big things. Oh my God. I don't think anybody's making cakes anymore. No, no. There's a company that has them. Remember the guy showed up here one day. Oh my God. I don't think anybody's making cakes anymore. No, no. There's a company that has them Remember the guy showed up here one day, right? Yeah, and he had like really delicious stuff, but 60 milligrams. I'm wasting three thousand fucking calories. Yeah, no way. It's not worth the aggravation It's a fucking huge piece of chalk and cake. They got it so but then I don't see baking goods

Talking cake they got it so but then I don't see baking goods anywhere no, and I generally go to four place I got that place buds and roses. I got perennial I got the Russians number one and I got the people over by victory there and I don't see those I don't think there's no more banana bread I don't think there's no more Banana bread was daily. Yeah, it was delicious. I don't think there's any more banana bread people won't go for that Banana bread was so you know the stars are seven daily. Yeah, it was delicious. I don't think there's any more banana bread people won't go for that Banana bread was so you know the stars are seven calories. Yeah Seven fucking calories. You don't even notice in your system And that you wake up to pee at two and it's real yellow But that's it. It's glowing in the dark. You wake up in a while and then morning go. Oh shit

That star has some dick to it. Yeah, that fucking meal look at that toilet shine it It looks like that shit in the fucking what's the old man movie the shit they stole from the moon and put in the pool What's that movie with cocoon oh? Cool, yeah, it's like like a cool. And shit Yeah, right you wake up bad too you pee with those stars and death you like That kid needs working overtime Jack I know we're putting the strain on those motherfuckers might be steroids and kill that fucking liver Speaking up Ralph Joey. Yes Joey has tried to or doesn't try he does torture me

With his boogers and I think I think you must have been around at that time Has he ever seen him eat a bugger? Who cocoa eat a booger? Yeah, no no no my favorite Joey Booger story is we were at the comedy store in like 2000 Okay, and man Joe Deez with the only one smoking weed okay up there. They were a bunch of lamos It just wasn't in man Coco were it and we kept on getting the air beating from this black guy who said he was a Producer from Fox. He was just doing this to come into the shows He probably wasn't even a PA a production assistant, know, this guy was there and he was so fucking

annoyed and telling us about what TV show we should do, and stuff like this. And Coco, I guess he had a head called, and the boogers, the boogers he was pulling out, Lee. They were, they were like hard at the, at the, at the beginning, and then like really thick and wet at the end I see okay, you know what I'm talking about those Though they're they're a mate. It's like half-triscuit half-snale Okay, and he'd take those and and he go to the sky and like and rub him in okay That guy must have had 20,000 snots on the back of his jacket by the end of the night.

Coco, I saw this one too. Lee, he got one going on one finger. All right, and then went with the other nostril, with the thumb. With the thumb, all right, and so he had two. And that one, that one looked like a fucking seagull, shed on that guy's shoulder. It was so thick and it was amazing. And this guy was such a fucking asshole. It was the most tremendous. I used to put snacks on my high school teacher, Mr. Zinc. But I used to hang out with a daughter. He used to wear the same black jacket every day.

And once or twice a week, a gold coming top on the show and say what up mr. Zinc His back had fucking thousands a little dry You would never watch the jacket Who off I put a snana that was not a few people but that guy the producer was the fucking best man You don't go to focus on the yellow focus on the yellow It's like everything now he sees it now you see it right I can feel a cut I'm not freaking out though. I can feel the cake. It's definitely kicking in. I like it. I like it I'm not like it's just I Yellow yellow just yellow baby. She's about yellow. That's all I'm thinking about the colors just yellow All right, that's it. I like y'all. You know, it's my favorite color. Stay in the man, stay in the zone, baby. Ooh, okay, we're better.

It's funny, though. I got into comedy. Especially when I came out here, I go, how long is it gonna take for me to fuck up? Like, how long is it gonna take for me to hit somebody with a chair or a fuck? Rob, one of these comedy clubs, you know. Because you could just sit there and look at 10,000.

It's so long. It's so long for so long before you have the smells little fucking Mom, I'm me if it was anybody else's wedding. Oh, oh, you know, it's like If they only know if they only know You know, it's like it's like it's so crazy how you we sit in we fuck around and you crack jokes, but's like, it's like, it's so crazy how you, we sit in, we fuck around and you crack jokes. But how sad is it that like, keep rich, I'll live fucking with me, Houston. Oh yeah. Like Ozzy Osborne's out living everybody.

And he's still doing blow and pills. She's tried to dump him two months ago because he was still getting fucking high and fucking the headdress of how old is this guy? They don't stop. What people don't realize is, I just figured this out too. Me and my tour manager Ben, we were talking about this. How the fuck can Ozzy, you not understand

a goddamn word he says, but sings like a fucking bird? How the fuck did that ever happen? Lou Graham, there's English people, that's what they do. They're fucking bad at the bone, Charlie. I'm sorry, I'll cut you out. No, no, no, I'm just thinking about how these people, I see them, I go, how the fuck did I live with in Houston? Like, especially during the Martell cartel day.

Yeah. And I always felt bad. I never knew when the trust was gonna end. Like, I never knew at what point. I didn't know the trust was gonna end. Like I never knew at what point. I didn't know if it was gonna be being on the road of Mark Babin one day. You know, like, and him being, no, no, no, because when I heard he's lost LST.

Yeah, when I first moved here, he used to book these shows with Carlos and what's his name was still very hot. What's the Mexican guy, the Paul Rodriguez, and he was booked in George Lopez. And George Lopez, I mean, that was Mark Babbitt, Mark Babbitt was driving back to Texas with 30, 40 G in cash.

Yeah, because he would take the money from the safe at the lab stop and use it to finance his tours. She was at a millionaire. She somewhere, did she still live? No, no, no, he bought it. I mean, he didn't buy it. He didn't buy it.

I mean, it was, it was an old lady who, no, no, no, you're thinking of the Austin woman, okay? What was the name of the Lillian Boston? Because Pete was a stepson or something. Yeah, yeah, right. of Austin, of the Austin woman. Right. What was the name of the lady in Boston? Because Pete was a stepson or something. Yeah, yeah. Right. And she was, she owned a bunch of country bars,

but she just thought it was a good manager and she bought it from the Sandy Marcus, okay? And Sandy and her husband are the ones who started the last stop. And then Sandy sold him when she wanted to get out to this lady who was a multi-multi millionaire, probably worth probably a hundred and a hundred and fifty million dollars more because she owned like the men's club she owned the biggest country bars she had a majority of stake in gillies when

gillies was hot and fucking urban cowboy this this woman had so much fucking money And this was just one of her things that she liked comedy But she wouldn't even come in and that's how she got peed in there But before peed man with three hands Mark back. It was taking money out of that place So he was taking the money out of the bank and then he was pulling what I was doing as a kid you borrow 25 grand on Friday As long as you have a back Monday before the bank opens You don't even back 30 grand Like I said I had a friend who worked at a bank in the early 80s. That was the deal

Friday at three Monday at nine He'd better have my money to put back in that fucking bag vault But I'm getting five grand off the top, and he did every fucking week this kid. Yeah. But he could never be light on a Monday. He only... Wow. You couldn't even do that now.

No. No fucking way. No. No fucking way you could do that now. Let me tell you how good that had a wire. This kid that I'm talking about in particular, I grew up with him, and one time when my mom died, he worked at a bank. And I was telling his younger brother, I got these checks, I got this credit card, he goes, I'm talking about my brother.

I called my brother. So I called the brother, I met him. I gave him the two checks, the credit cards. He calls me two days later. He's going to meet me at next. So it's, you know, my mother had just died. They had just shot John Lennon. Oh, wow. It was just a week when they shot John Lennon. Like they shot John Lennon in the Monday night football. Yeah. In Monday night football.

I picked up the envelope on Tuesday. Like I gave him those checks on Saturday. Yeah. And the next day when I was in school, his brother came up to me and said, call my brother. He wants to talk to you about something. I call him up because he was meet me up at the next eight when I was in school his brother came up to me and said call my brother He wants to talk to you about something I call him because meet me up at the next eight o'clock I went up there he gave me an envelope. There was four inches deep All fucking bills were a hundred dollars my mom was dead, but let's take care of what things for a while

forever No, I got I got that money and I put under my I moved them with this family and I moved on and I put the money under my underwear And they would never fucking know I would just It was like it was like a real ATM machine Like I hid my jeans on top of it. Yeah, and I would just dip my hand under and take a hundred dollar bill and go out at night Like that's how spoiled I was like that that point. you never thought about saving any of it? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I thought about saving it. Yeah. Yeah. And the thing.

Go for it. I was 17 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to invest in what? Getting them blue jobs. I'm fucking. Gabby, that's what I'm going to invest in. There's no investments. Lee. You took that. You took that to the bar and you invested you would hear something for fucked up Lee sure is that is that not only did he just say oh that was fine he was still working all right him and his buddies They would they would drop out of trees on unsuspecting gay guys and beat him like a real is to one One unsuspecting gay guys they were

guys and beat him my gorillas till one flag right all y'all well not suspecting gay guys they were perverts perverts and pedophiles do not know what they wanted to do yeah listen man those guys guys would drop out of the

fucking trees like gorillas you want me you want me to say something my friend just went to my friend just went to my friend just went to the mayor's bar to my buddies ball yeah he's done my friend just went to my friend just went to the mayor's boy to my buddy's ball. Yeah, he's done. My friend just went to my buddy's ball on Friday.

Vanieri had his first ball on Friday, $175 a ticket. Oh, wow. Why does he have a ball like for his like, because he's a commission or he's an assemblyman. I love it. And he told me that the guy we used for bait as kids was there. They go, how does he look?

He goes, bro, that dude used for bait as kids was dead. I go how does he look he goes, bro? That dude has an AIDS a fucking day. He said he still looks like an Italian model. Oh, wow We used to take this kid and the reason why we used them is because he had a connection I know that if we ever got arrested this shit would get squashed at the end Right before they really impressed charges try to skill had too much juice That's the reason why he's a taken might split it right 50 50 right down the middle. Well, all he had to do is just bait That's all he had to do was just bait. We did the fucking kick in in the pool All right, so so explain to them. Okay, so he'd be out there and then horrible horrible

Dark fun time Like some day when you guys would be 50. Oh, that was a terrible horrible Fun time in my life It was that dark and terrible like it was like if I think about it now, it was dark. Like even the daytime, it was dark. Like there was no sunlight in my life that. And it was like my junior year.

It started my sophomore summer going into junior year, where you heard rumblings. There was this Davey Thomas, this Thomas family, and they were the kings of it. The family owned Wendy's? They were the none of the people. These kids did not own Wendy's family. And they were the first ones that 64th street crew were the first ones that started going Boulevard East and then the word started getting out.

You can make some money. You know, people drive lift now. Oh yeah, right. That's how it was then. Yeah, man. I guess the money going to Boulevard people drive lift now. Oh, yeah, that's how it was then Yeah, man, I guess money going to the bullet ball. He's dead. Oh my god. Like that's how fucking it was so And well, a spare change You know, it's crazy when I read when I read the Iceland's book And I read the ice man's book. Yeah, the ice man used to live in West New York, New Jersey

And he said that in the 60s, he would just kill people for practice. I'm Boulevard East. Get the book, get the fucking book. He goes, I can't, he goes, I really couldn't give an actual account how many people I killed. Because there was three years, I was just practicing. He goes, I go to a barn, the West Side,

and tell a guy I was gay or whatever, and he'd follow me to Jersey, and I kill him on the Jersey side And she goes just for practice just to practice control tactics. Oh my god. This guy was the real fucking deal Why do you read this book this book kind of a terrible? No, it's fascinating. It was very fascinating Let me tell you something why do you look at tigers in the sir when the ice man popped up 10 15 years ago Like people called you the next day. Yeah. It was fucking disturbing. Yeah.

It was disturbing. Like even the first time I watched them, like, because you live in your home, it was just disturbing. No, no, no, no. It was disturbing that I always thought that you kicked somebody in the stomach and you had some fun and you called them a cock sucker.

This guy had it to a complete different level. What was he doing? He was a hitman that If you get the whole fucking story he was working on a boring thing Yeah, he was editing. He was making films. That's right. I think films and the guy wouldn't pay him and He fucking whacked and then and then he liked then he like, brother raped the 12 year old girl. Oh my god. And killed her. And then he threw the girl off the roof.

I mean, the whole family's rock. Oh my god. The family was rocked to the core. The, when I, when you read the book, this time, you're reading the book and you have to shut the book and go. Right. What am I reading this? Oh my god.

This first wife dumped them and he cut an apple's off. Yeah, I remember you told me that story. He cut an apple's off. God. And he used to, he used to live right there with a co-factor. When we were kids, that was it. We went behind the co-factor. If you go to the co-factor, you tell them, Hey, in vacuum it, you're going to find rocks and coke from the 80s until I wish I was kid. It was every night. You knew that if you were going to come over and you wanted to get coke and use coming from the city, go to the cold factory. There'd be four cars there and somebody in that car had blood. Yeah. Somewhere behind a tree, behind the dumps, to somewhere in this area. There's an

ounce of fucking coke. Wow. Yeah, the first interview with the ice man was very fastening. What happened was leave. That people took that interview, sucked it in and then started hearing other things and also put them together and they were all really tied together. All like different stories? No all the mafia hits were tied through him. He began doing hits for one family and then he kept going to different families and he would do hits for different captains and nobody knew what the fuck he was doing Then he got really crazy the third phase of it is he got really crazy and he started saying that he was there and every murder like when Kelly got shot I was up the corner when to

When the guy from the fucking bananas got shot. That's Joe Marys Restaurant and Brooklyn that that's so he says he had one of the tables that he was one of the backup shooters if the original shooters fucked up that's a lie you know what I'm saying yeah that was an inner family thing they weren't gonna get a fucking poll walk to stepping on that one there was just a lot of things he claimed but at the end he said something that I've sat on here you know know, all these people like conspiracies. You have no fucking idea. I can make your day. I can say you leave. You need a visa here. Yeah. Give me a hundred bucks because I'd use a travelers checks. It would cost me nothing. The travelers checks would cost me nothing. Okay.

Dirty cents on the dollar, maybe, maybe a favor. Like in those days, the Cubans used to get a ton of travelers checks checks but they couldn't use them because they didn't speak English. So I was the only mother fucker that I've loved. So they tell me what they want up in Japan town. I get up from them but charge them a vague from doing it from like go 50% on them and what were they gonna do? They couldn't use them themselves. They couldn't even speak to fucking language. Oh my god. Fucking crazy. This is the shit that used me up in the... How do you come up with this stuff as like just on the fly? This is your life.

Make these biz... You're wanting an empire. You're out there. You're a one man army and a daily basis. You wake up in the morning, you go to a Charter's, you order breakfast and you put it on a tab. And you're telling me you're gonna be back by five. And let me tell you something. You wanna know about pressure? When you put it on a tab and you're telling me to be back by five. And let me tell you something you want

to know about pressure when you put breakfast on the fucking tab and you got to come back by five with $10. So I got to make time already minus 10 it's 9 a.m. I got to put this fucking day together here. I got to do a half gram tonight's ladies night at fucking Apollo. I got to come up with a new shirt. I got to go to fucking Walmart. Those days there was no way to do that. Yeah, you know, I got to come up with a yard stick for I gotta go to fucking Walmart. Those days there was no way to go. Yeah, you know, I gotta come up with a yardstick for that. So, please get around today. What a fucking nightmare. You have no idea, Lee. You have no fucking idea.

I'm very happy that whole shit. Today I was talking to Larry when we were talking about something. We were talking about businesses. And he goes, what if you just took the business and moved it to Vegas? And go, this might not be it. That tore a bottle from peeing to the paper. Eventually you have to, they got a nail on something. They're going to realize you don't live in Vegas or some bullshit and you're going to go away. That was made 35 years ago.

Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah, let's do it. We'll get some fun with no repercussion at all. It's the repercussion that fucking kills you. Right. Yeah. I had the, when I moved in, I didn't transfer my electric was just on I had it for like a year and a half and they just turned it off one day I had to go in and pay I think we end up being like $1,400

Jesus, you know, it's funny how poor man backer I quit high school that August, like that August before my senior year. I was like, there's no sense of making all my back. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was at that point, like, oh my god, I'm going to school. I go, this is a job of chanien.

They promote from within. These guys make money. I knew all about this company because I had worked for a lumber yard that was a mass-backed century hardware chain. This was the warehouse. So I would talk to the guys that delivered all this shit and they were telling me how much they enjoyed working there. And one day I realized it was down the block from where I was living. And I went from being a daytime shift guy to a nighttime loader. So I said, well, I'm going to go to school for, I'm making a 15 hour, this ain't bad at all. I could do this forever. This takes me fucking four hours at night. And you know what, bro? I went back like a November, and I paid it out. I tried to do all the credits,

and they came back to me and they said you're not gonna graduate on the stage Well, I said no, what the fuck am I doing this for yeah, and I don't get invited to anything. I know nothing Listen guys, I'm over it already. I know right. It's like I have to be over it. I miss a lot of those people first Oh, no, no, but I talked a lot of those guys. Yeah, I don't see I talked a lot of those guys, especially now lately The last few years in fact I want to give a shout out to my buddies having open-heart surgery fucking Wednesday if I Didn't have braille this weekend And my wife didn't pick if my wife

Didn't pick Tuesday tomorrow to fly. I would have fucking flown back to New York at least Monday. This guy went to my mom's wake. Wow. Like I go back that deep with Steve Villeau and his family and shit. So I'll be praying for my own wins. They opened a fucking heart surgery.

Plays for a band. Went home one night, I got rushed to the hospital. His heart was beating too much. Don't do drugs. Yeah. I wasn't done a drug and 20 fucking years. Then it happened again. He had an episode again, so they said they have to do something to his vow.

So, wow. But I was all do something to his vow. So wow But I was all four years at that catch. That's fucking amazing 35 years and guys you listen to this podcast like what the fuck is Joey talking about? I'm gonna say what's talking about It goes fast motherfuckers It goes way fast Real fast. I know next year. I know Ralphie 20 years, right? Yeah 98. That's how fast This motherfucker knows I know Ralphie from an apartment to getting a dog to get married To have a big house to having two kids to have in two houses and a bus and a bus now back to one house Now back to our no house. It's fucking Reno Tahoe and back to the ghetto

are no house it's fucking Reno Tahoe and back to the ghetto I'm so lucky dude the guys at Caesars are just treating me super nice now you know I mean it's it's phenomenal they're class acts you know and I can't I can't be mad the way I'm being treated and nothing I can't even gripe well listen brother I like I tell people all the time that you said it when we were talking earlier about there's no way to the top. You know you're not getting paid right now. You're getting paid for this shit. You did when you went up to Viselia and your fucking keys fell down the elevator. Oh my god I remember that. Okay and you have a good you know, who does that happen to? Wait, who does that happen to me? I that you go to my fucking gig you do a great job

You're spent the night you wake up the next morning you go to fucking elevator you go oops Your keys go down that one little crack the crack and I heard a health like a minute Yeah, I heard they held by the time you put on You should the other day I could see them I could see them going down as they hit the light of every elevator So I saw them and I could see them down at the bottom and I'm just like I got hit by a kid who's coming in from the swimming pool Okay, and I had a keys in my hand and I got hit by that little girl and I had the keys in my hand and I got hit by that little girl and on my hand and boom they just

Right in the middle it took two years, but they helped in there or the Mary odd whatever it is They they gave me my keys back But luckily I had an extra key in the car So all I had to do was get it open and it was sadling they couldn't get it. I'm in a car No, I mean there was a thousand fucking by the ways. Yeah, and that's why I tell you know everybody like young comics And they had that bump to something to do it when I was at my family and on the way out He goes, oh, you know, I've seen you at the comic store. I just got into I've been doing it a year ago What is it? What is it can you tell me and I go time? Yeah? time in mileage if you do eight and fucking open mics tonight

I guarantee you 20 fucking years tonight you're for fucking get paid because that effort will not be fucking gone I'm not a stress room time you you'll know too you'll know sometimes they give you a check you look at it You got that's for that fucking time. I think a bang that Indian chicken Twin Falls either on a triple run yeah triple run would sing it all these fun though was I want to why you know what bro triple runs Lee if if I had the time I would take you on a two week triple run and how you was the show for just so you see you know what you would tap by the third night no I love it I would I would know it's great is I can do them now I did one basically Earlier this our last year, but I did it a bus. Yeah, but it was a bus. It was great. It was great. I guarantee I wouldn't quit

I mean Lee this is but you're in a car and you're driving 12 hours 12 Lee and then you're driving and then the next day you guys get up and driving other 12 hours 12 Lee and then you're driving and then the next day you gotta get up and driving other 12 hours and then the next day you driving other 12 hours and then the day you drove an hour and the Thursday you and you've crisscrossed where you're gonna be like you're gonna come back yeah yeah yeah yeah you're in one act crazy Lee and then you're in Mozilla and then you're in Yakima but Yakima and Winachi are only like like they're watching to the zoo is in Montana You're in Yakima, but Yakima and Winachi are only like Washington, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking my dad. Lee, it's fucking crazy Then you gotta go to Lewiston and then you gotta go over to fucking Oregon and you're in fucking Kuzbe and then the next day you're in Spokane

You're like I drove through Spokane five fucking times Kuzbe I forgot about Kuzbe, Oregon man. How good is the fucking crab meat there? Jesus Christ No, no, no, at least as I Started one from Houston That took us into Somewhere night, oh And then we got up the next morning because there's some days you drive eight hours There's something because you gotta remember we have to do a show.

So I get up, stays at 11, 11, 30, you gotta have a drink, they pay you, you gotta talk shit. These people don't see civilization. They don't see anybody. You're the biggest thing that's coming to that town. Since fucking the guy who shot the president came in there. But give him a second. Since Steve pre-funny. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. It's it's it is crazy. And it's got for a bit of you to radio. Like you used to go to some college station and you do radio in those times. They'll come out. Yeah. You really live in California? What's that like?

So you got to talk to them me So we're getting back to the room at 1130 We're up at fucking seven Driving ten hours to five five thirty get the whole tub take a shower eat do the fucking show go right back to bed and Fuck and do it all over again. Hopefully we catch a six hour drive and fucking do it all over again. Hopefully we catch a six hour drive. But Friday you catch like a 10. And then if you're lucky, it's the same place,

maybe an hour, but don't battle it. Some nights you gotta fucking drive all that. Yeah, yeah, cause you gotta beat snow. You gotta beat the snow. You gotta beat the fuck out of the car. And now you gotta drive back all, Saturday night, after you've done all that driving. How did you do it Joey without without the GPS?

Like can you read a map? Yeah, mother fucker. This was 1995 Lee. You bought a map, you had a 50 state map. Yeah, okay. At that time, my vision was a lot better than what it is now I Taped out once I move tell LA had a different thing Thompson guy Thompson guy That confused the shit out of me. I'm no fucking five-day to copy here

I'm okay with maps cuz I was a boy scuffle three or four days Okay, I was a wee blow four five days. Yeah, I was one of those assholes So some about my I was some of blow four five days. Yeah, I was one of those assholes like the whole five days. So some about my, I was up in Miami, I learned how to read maps. So when I got into the triple runs, you had to get the state and drive it out and then go to that page

and put like a fucking paper clip on that page and your page and get the connector. And then I would circle that and Then I would get the directions from them also. They also sent you directions They would also send you the night of your gig and how you gonna get there So to the next gig so how you got there? Let's say your week started Tuesday to Saturday that's five nights how you got to to Wanachi, Washington, that that's your department. That's your problem. Once you

get to Wanachi, Tuesday night, you're gonna go to the place, the Palm Springs of Washington. You just said it before. Yakima, Washington. And then you're probably gonna go to Mizzula on fucking now people like Donna Richards and those days and The other lady they had runs, but their runs were like four hours, right? That's not that man. I was yeah, no, those other ones those triple runs. They were 12-hour run, kid And like what happens with weather construction Fuck you if let's pretend let's pretend that there's a gig and it's seven hours And it's me and Ralph and we're pretty legit with each other and we hear there's gonna be snow

Guys like me and Ralph you go you know what time is no dose of of mountain dew yeah but as well no dose of mountain dew pack the car pack the fucking car and right from the stage we get right in the car the hotel knows we're coming with comedians and we'll get there as the snow starts yeah by the time we're getting to that city the snow start getting hit we're catching it as as we drive at night. Yeah, there's different strategy. It's not silly, but how would you find the weather out at that point was I was at the TV radio. They're the radio for all of the country. Yeah, but we also read the paper, you know, that's I still do that. I still like reading the newspaper. You sure? And it's like nobody does it anymore. Nobody does it. I don't read the LA paper. I'm not gonna lie to you

I know every one of you want I pay the 250 for the New York Post at the airport I rip it off because it's a federal charge. Yeah, you know me. I want to be locked up next to fucking what's his name for a week So I get some info out of them maybe we'll call into the podcast You know, I'm just fucking ill-chap, oh name it pop up and I will look them up on Facebook. One can I found the son? Oh wow. And we communicated for a while. I don't know what happened there.

And the rest of the guys, like I remember, Atchy, he's a black dude that was like from India and I did time with him. He was cool, was fuck, Spencer Antoine, I looked up, of all from 50 Spencer's got to be fucking 80 because when I was 25 he was 55 right so I was doing time when I was 25 but I loved to reconnect with him and just talk some shit all the dudes in the age unit they got to be dead. That was 87. That was way before the medication.

And they weren't looking too good, then. There was a black dude in the age unit that they thought he was not dying before, you know, way, but he made it. But it's time I got out, I got out of the halfway house. He was still there. When I worked with Katie Segal on Superior Donuts, I felt like pulling her over and going, you know, on the stand, I mean, times I watch you on the age unit. That fucking show, married with children on Sunday nights. We get a bunch of food from the visitations. And we'd fucking watch married with children, like eight prisoners and the dudes who had the aids They would they wouldn't leave their bedroom. They would stay in that bedroom But we were cool with shit with them, bro. We would knock on their door making come out eat

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