Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz - We're going back to the street

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt talk about bringing his daughter to meet Adam Sandler on set, the woman with the tattoo, Joey's life ersume and much more! Support the show and try your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code DIAZ at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show and download the DraftKings app. New customers can bet $5 and get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you use code JOEY

What's going on there breath of many sperm shakes We've been good is this how we're starting now, this is oh my god I love it was gonna be I can just see it the compilation in like 40 episodes We got about it many sperm shakes. That's a good one. Oh, yeah Get used to it, you know I'm saying why am I gonna be sperm breath not you I'm just saying after people you speak to on a daily basis of sperm breaths. Oh, yeah, I'm people think am I gonna be sperm breath not you I'm just saying after people you speak to my daily bases of sperm breads Oh, yeah, I'm people think they got bad breath. No. No, it's rotten sperm breath. That shit grows me. Oh, you know saying What's going on? I was saying how is Denver? I was oh, dude

Like I've heard about it for so long All dude what happened? What am I supposed to say? It was just Oh, dude, what happened? What am I supposed to say? It was just The whole thing like a from top to bottom one of the best weekends one of the best club I've heard about it. I got to do it. I got to do a guest set like two months in I don't know if you remember this the last time you were there Give me a guest set on an early show Saturday, and it was amazing then But to do a full and like it was a little bit cuz Josh Unfortunately got sick. So on Thursday night, I did a guest set on stop eating that broccoli shit

I know big fucking states. I think it's a celery. He's too much celery every weekend The only thing he has in the green room is celery Not even anything not but he doesn't dip brain not no ranch He doesn't do it in ranch, but he doesn't dip it in anything We have to sell them down and have a little talk with I know I tell him not but he doesn't dip brain not no ranch He doesn't do it in ranch, but he doesn't dip it in anything We have to sit him down and have a little talk with I know I tell him that but he Everything about the Denver trip, you know, dude, it was great. I always have loved it The problem with Denver is that fucking airport? Oh my god. Nobody will give me roller skates. Nobody will give you a ride It's 82 miles in the morning to walk it

Yeah Nobody will give you a ride. It's 82 miles in the morning to walk it Yeah, oh and they had a secret passage to like like the train was full when I got in But then the thing that like you don't think about with that airport is it's 40 minutes from where you're going It's not right next to Denver. It's like you're gonna get an uber and you're gonna sit there for a minute But it was yeah, they fucking the old Airport Stapleton was fucking perfect. Oh really? I rebuild this fucking monstrosity. Ten, nine. It takes you 10 years to get to Denver. Let me tell you something. I'm the type of guy when I land, I want to be right there.

That'll, that'll if I'm, if I'm looking for clubs and you know, you put me on the road, that's the first thing I notice. If it's an hour drive from the hotel to the airport and back, you won't be seeing me that much. Fuck you. I don't blame you. You know, I'll never forget this,

like going on the road early on, and then I would go with Rogan's, so everything was taken care of. Then you become a headline. And it's so weird how you have to start making notes about these clubs. Really? Okay. Yeah, like don't go there, crazy people,

hotel smells like a cat. So when they call you and say, hey, we wanna give you another weekend, because sometimes you forget it until you get there. You know, you open up your hotel room. Yeah. I forgot about this fucking hotel. That's it. And now you got to work the weekend. So after about a year, I would put all the clubs and make notes. Like, you know, the guy chased me in the green room. He wanted to tell me about a script he wrote about Martians Oh, yeah, I knew that shit like all that went into my planning

For my return like I had to stop going like I was going to Columbus a lot me and Brian When they had that thing there was a deal and we would get bars But there was this one dude that kept bothering me and then I went to the funny bone and who's there at the funny bone? He is with puppy dog eyes, with a you know on a Saturday night with a suitcase filled with edibles. Not one of them could do anything to you. It was just you know I remember being in the hotel room eating like five of them and nothing happened. I just left them there for the fucking maid. I don't know what happened. I don't I know she sent them to her cousins But it would shit all that shit. I write into the factor

It's crazy. Like I'm a cuz I'm still at a point now like where I remember all the clubs and and I'm also it's kind Of like a horror for comedy. So I would like there's not a club. I wouldn't go back to I Can't know but this club you'll see Listen, I'm a whore for copy and I loved a lot of shit and once I started moving up I knew I wasn't going back to those clubs. I had played I can name 10 of them right now, but I won't right I knew This is not a club. This is a This is a jungle fucking experience, you know Yeah, and you're like I'm not doing that no more at some level and people get met those club owners get really mad They don't understand. Listen, you don't even have fucking green room

Right show when I got 20 or you're gonna put me in the back next to a computer and a picture ugly family I gotta sit there. No TV a couch You know couch You know That exact situation would yeah, and you're in the office The cook looks like fucking he escaped prison and they just gave him a job on the spot He comes up with his arms rolled fucking this it's it's a nightmare Right, and you just go one day like what am I doing to my life?

This is what am I the comedy fucking this I'm not doing this and then I like I think I Feel like I didn't I don't see it as much with like the bet like the bad ones are the not as good ones until You go to a place like the comedy works that does it hurt Perfect, and then you go okay. Yeah, I'm gonna that plays no more You know I started not even after like four years. I was no more connecting flights Avoiding them like that listen. It's not worth it and the night the people are nice on the other end

I know they don't get them out much to civilization But you know what you're gonna have to drive to Chicago because I can't you can't because those are the ones that fuck you the most Yeah, they morning. I'm only one fuck me But today no no No, no, no, no, no, no, no is that your favorite word now no No, I don't know nothing. Oh I don't blame you with that dead that did just a minute like that Denver was everything was amazing about it people have heard about the condo which is great, but

The local like the guys who were opening up the show and headlining the shows were Like so funny that I get scared like the for early show Friday It was like I didn't have a bad set but it wasn't the way I wanted it to be and then the rest Of the weekend was like honestly some of the two of the best shows I've ever had in my life like it's I can't I don't I Wouldn't leave Denver if I was I can see why people don't leave Denver if they're there You know everybody talks about this comedy scene and that comedy scene this comedy scene there's nothing like the comedy works in them and

that comedy scene and this comedy scene, there's nothing like the Comedy Works in Denver. And it's the full fucking package club. You'll improve there, she'll give you spots. She's got two clubs. Yeah. They have an improv. They've got a thousand little one-nighters. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

You just have to fucking peak. And Denver was always known trust me for comics who wrote Steve Mcgrew Roger Rittenhouse Todd Jordan, I was just thinking about the other guy that Matt This there was two Matt's out of LA one of them helped me would stand up and the other guy Worked with Roseanne's he created a bunch of shows after that. I auditioned from years later. I'm like, that's you you know They had a lot of great fundamental

Writing when I read a cable guy wanted to buy material. Where'd he go? Denver he brought up his material Because yes, I get it dude the hosts were killing it I was in the green room and usually the host is good, but like, you know, they're I'm I host all the time but these hosts Were just destroying it from the beginning and the thing that like stood out to me about all the guys who are and the ladies to our work work with were like they were the most level-headed

Comedians that have like they were very professional and they don't know drama But like they took comedy seriously like they knew where they were and that we were talking about like the one editors I talked to this dude whose name is Sam Adams and he like we bonded because I'm from Boston and he like he we talked for like hours on Friday night about he was in the in the working at the newspaper for 20 years and now this comedy works like they have they book shows around the country apparently and they book corporates and they book and he was just talking about get writing his stuff for that and how different ones work and He it's a full-time business for him and it was just so

Everyone was great. There wasn't one bad comic on it. Not one bad audience The manager will the man and I've never done this the manager and I went and watched the UFC on Saturday It was just cool from top to bottom Everybody's comedy journey is different. You fall on your face, you take your party somewhere else, blah, blah, blah. For some people in New York and LA work. I can't imagine being an open mic in LA, but it works for some people. For others, you just keep going to the club playing five hours a night.

New York is a great comedy scene. I gotta be honest with you. I started in Denver my first two and a half years. Then I came here for about a year, 10 months, whatever the fuck it was. And I ran back to Denver there were some personal reasons involved But I knew one thing in the back of my mind. I knew that I would be doing way better

Listen to what I'm saying ladies and gentlemen I would do way quality better comedy in Denver Than just sitting around with comics in New York and Hamburger Harry's on a Tuesday and doing $5 five minutes bring three people and everybody in the audience is a comedian Mm-hmm. They just stare That's a future for a little while. Yeah, go. You know what? What the fuck am I doing my life? What are these guys doing that? I'm not doing okay. I'm jumping on board I'm gonna start writing. I'm gonna start going to different places, but I can't keep living an open mind you make your own decision for me Denver work better for the three to five year development six-year development than New York

There was too many comics in New York too many comics that I've resembled and worked like the accent Out here you're a fucking you're one of the million in Denver. There was one That there's definitely that but I also think what you said like even more than just like you being unique there is you Having access to real audiences and then in Colorado. Well, listen I had open mic slash bars I never did like a I've never you know I did a coffee shop, but it was my friend's coffee shop and it was poetry and I would go down there and drop knowledge

Then they would all get mad at me and tell me to leave But it was poetry and I would go down there and drop knowledge and they would all get mad at me and tell me to leave But it was you know Mondays was the Australian bar and they always had 10 to 15 people depending on Monday night football Tuesday was the comedy works. I don't have to tell you what that was Wednesday was club 52. That was 50 bucks a stake and some comedy you had the fat fucking opera singer That was another 50 bucks on Wednesday night Thursday. You had El Torito. They paid you They gave you a coupon for $50 worth of food the next time you came and they gave you a meal that night

Perfect. You know and that's what you do Friday and Saturday you're delivering fucking dominoes trying to get even for hanging out all week When you're an open mic or yeah, but even like I got my level now where it's like I'm not only doing open mics anymore. Like I would do very well in Colorado They were talking about going all these small towns and they do brewery shows and then the ComedyWorks has this thing and there's other Clubs in the Colorado area is grown and it's not with cowboys. Montana has grown and it's not with cowboys or you know the fucking Dutton's. All those little cities that were dead growing now, they have real audiences. Idaho is a real fucking you know Boise is real now. Oh dude. You know Boise is real now. Oh, dude

All quarter lane is real in Idaho. So these little cities are great around Denver to develop and you and I had 20 conversations about County development where we were gonna go next where you wanted to go next There's New York whether it was Austin. We never discussed Denver No, that's Denver and it is of if you're looking for You know a great lifestyle Listen when I started their comics had it made you know why? Because the best route the number one radio station was run by a comic Okay, was putting comics on once a week and as I was starting he was starting to use me and use car things and

Special appearances and then I left I moved to Seattle But it was a one, you know, you go through that system with them next thing You know, you're doing a thousand little things right and that's and I don't this is nothing against any of the people I work with Or anyone who chooses this route But if you want to be a touring comedian Do you think it would be easy to get not stuck but stay in Colorado because it's so great Well it again it's to see what works for you, you know, listen I know if I lived in Colorado here it is playing fully. I'm only taking the action on the road When that air point ain't fucking full

Listen it's not worth the argument you see what it is. It's two 40 minute rides Right there right there you're talking about one something you know and that slows you down a little bit Oh, yeah, the snow and shit, but Here's the deal you want to travel the bulk of people isn't from now till February Then it slows down a little bit then taxes and blah blah blah But if you were in Denver you could do the East Coast and shit regular times the west coast and during the snow months between aspen, wyoming Montana and colorado alone you can make a living and not get on a fucking plane

You could drive with two buddies whatever the fuck you want to do. It's dangerous There's deer there's ice there's this there's that But it's better than being stuck at a fucking airport, and especially in Denver. When I was going to move during the pandemic, we looked at Telluride. I didn't know that. Fuck yeah, that was the first place we looked, and here was the problem with Telluride, that they had a fucking functioning airport. Whatever down there. I'm not whatever was grand junction. Maybe one of those airports was for me

They didn't fucking in this in the wintertime They had action all year like it was a regular airport But I'm done. You have one flight out and one flight in Oh, no, I'm just like four in the afternoon And you know, so I was like that was smart that you looked at the flights I wouldn't have even thought about that that's my business you have to lie guy yeah I'm getting myself into you think I'm gonna buy a house an hour from the fucking airport go fuck yourself face I gotta buy clothes to the airport

this is my business right I don't want to be in a car half my fucking life I do not you know, it's just personal choices that you go and And you said it best before with like Denver Denver does it so right There's so many places that do it so right that when you go to a place you're like what the fuck What where they come shit from? Wendy has been doing it right

Since I got on stage in her club the first time and I will tell you that With all the sincerity in the world She had a system in 91 That she was bringing in a headline of Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and then flying another one in Friday Saturday Sunday she was she had to gain down 30 years ago and I'm here to fucking tell you and you can see it she was the only fucking comedian comedy club owner that ever Paid a headliner to do a writers class

With her features and open micers Because she knew the future would come from within Yeah, they still do it. They have like a whole system at the new talent night. We're like you when you start Three minutes four minutes. Yeah. Hello You know, what the fuck are we talking about here? Oh, yeah, it's fantastic. I had a great time So a lot of the news this weekend Fucking craziness You know my best wishes the show's best wishes to Tony I mean, you know I

My best wishes the show's best wishes the Tony I mean, you know, I Could see him he's a comedian and I they put him in the wrong stage, you know, you forget that New York is not the same New York as before and It's very politically correct and You know, let's see what happens I don't't know. I don't know anything politically. I just heard this a Little bit last night and a little bit this morning. I don't know what's going on It's too much. You know, I haven't looked or anything. I don't want to look I don't even want to luckily No, what would happen if you look like what would he upset you? You know man he's worked so hard for so many fucking things and

I'd rather he had kicked the fucking reporter in the neck Run over somebody. Yeah, whatever To to work, you know and I listen I know where his heart is But that's where a lot of people don't Right. So right now they're labeling you a racist unless they label you a racist Jesus fucking Christ, you know and today's racist is worse than 20 years ago 20 years ago We all had the neighbors written a the racist neighbor. We accepted him. Yeah, I don't think I had that Yeah, I had that he was racing towards me. That's why I'll never forget that motherfucker

He would always tell me shit go home and play the conga drums You know, he would always say shit to me Would you yell at him or fuck with him? I? Would just giggle and then one day I snapped and we became best friends after The suck my dick like in the eighth grade or something. He was giving me shit about Dribbling the basketball that Cubans don't play basketball and I just unleashed on him We became friends that place to sit in this fortune say racist things along with him Because he was very funny you know you want me to lie to you he said

some racist shit that was off the chart including Spanish stuff that's why I laughed right the reason I like the guy and I even went off on him was because he would just always come up with it if If he had one joke a day for me, three a week, I would appreciate him more. But I got to a point where he always had a creepy joke. So I light him on fire. And he used to say it with a smile on his face like everybody else in that neighborhood said it. So I knew what a racist was, but he was more of a racist.

Like he hated everybody. He hated Italian people people he was Italian you know so He would just go off and I go He opened up my eyes to a lot of different things It was like taking a summer course I was gonna say do you ever hit like you that even like lines is inspiration for any of yours? Oh, I have a ton of lines. He used to say none of them are any good Nobody ever voted that motherfucker, you know

You'll never see a quote from mr. Altino that put you on the right path It was always listen and I remember because I was the Cuban me Valentine and Then you had a German next door like she was German. The husband was Italian. He fucking hated that Who would marry a fucking Hitler and this and that and then he didn't like Puerto Rican Nelson He used to know he used to call me something and then a Cuban kid moved in Raul and we robbed the stereo and then I couldn't he couldn't come to my house when he moved in that fucking guy really started going off There are all left

Everybody started leaving that was the last pick on the block and he would always say shit to me like you're gonna cut some chickens Today, you know, he would always say anything to me. Like, are you going to cut some chickens today? He would always say anything to me. He would say horrible things sometimes. Like, not about my family, but just he would mix the Cubans and other racially hated groups together. Yeah. What did he like? If he was Italian and he hated Italians, did he like anybody?

He hated young Italians. He didn't like, he liked one Italian kid on his block. That was my age. He liked one person. In fact, I gotta call that kid soon. Oh, that's so funny. Let's yeah. Why does he like him? I don't know because he had acne. I don't fucking know. All I know is that uh, I Took like us. I should have put that I'm just angry. I shouldn't put three credits for a racism course. I took in 76 How to be a rape that's what I became a racist. It's like taking a course on fucking auto mechanics

I took one of those two. I'm not a mechanic Resume you should write a resume For what just for you just like your life experience like took a racism course when like all the shit you did Like we can put a lot of state took 3,000 milligrams Like we can put a lot of state took 3 000 milligrams Just get in a cheese box, I don't know like all this shit Robbed the bar mitzvah Fucking uh, yeah. No, no, I gotta that's a great tombstone. That guy better bring the hammer the chisel. He's gonna be there for a few weeks

Chilling all my fucking credits because I don't want to know that bullshit devoted father husband That's the same lingo jingo you put up for every one of these douchebags He water guys got a fucking chick from Thailand in the basement living in the duck somewhere He's devoted. He loves everybody. Give me a fucking break. Oh my god. What um What I Mean group milligrams slipping again. No, I didn't I took a hundred thousand. I'm just trying to remember we were talking No, Jesus Christ 150. I'm trying to up it a little bit 150 where'd you get the 50 from you mixed them no and I yeah, no I

Don't know where they went, but they're somewhere I'm watching you cock sucker. Oh My god, it's good to see you dude. I uh, oh shit. I I Was talking to somebody about this. Do you remember the last time you were gonna send me to Colorado? Do you remember that story now you were gonna send me to Colorado? Do you remember that story? No. You and Connor Hewn sent me a picture of a girl with her asshole tattooed. Oh, that's right. That asshole tattooed. And you were gonna send me like there to like record a podcast or like an interview with her. And then she went on your face. Gotta

heen. Roll up for you. But you had him messaging me and it's like, it's like, I knew it wasn't going to happen. I knew it but... You knew it was going to happen. You were scared. You kept getting out of it. I didn't get out of it. I packed a bag. You had me pack a bag for this trip. I had the fucking like recording equipment in there. I had a full fucking thing because I was like 90% sure I wasn't going to Colorado But then there's also a small chance. I'm going to Colorado to interview this woman who has her asshole tattooed And like finally like an hour before like at my flight you call me and you're like, yeah

She canceled like you blame. I think you said is my like you scared her away. I forgot all that. She was like I'm embarrassed. My husband says it would be weird Nobody wants to see my asshole with a rabbit coming out of it. Fuck they do It was nice I just don't think we like I couldn't believe that like because you would do that you would send me there I Would go there myself. I just couldn't I was married at the time She want to do like a little sex video with you. She did not want to do a sex video You want to sit on your face? That's why you were hummering and stuttering Well, hey, yeah, especially back then just show me a little random girls are asshole tattooed I'm the nerdy shit like weird guy now tattooed. Dude, I'm a nerdy shit, like weird guy now.

Back then, I was a mess. What about the chick that was gonna come in? She kept torturing you. She told you to buy pineapple. Oh yeah. And asparagus, you went home and ate it. Yeah, I didn't eat asparagus. I ate pineapple, but asparagus would make it taste

even worse. Then she called you in the morning and told you she had a good brain surgery No, it's like someone else had to get surgery. I was her About a fucking tumor now, you're gonna drop the bad news on me on a Friday when I got a tumor between my legs Ready to blow up. You know saying these people got no fucking respect and she made me pineapple Well, I mean, that's not the worst thing to have happen anybody eating pineapple, but yeah, I did eat by night and trust me I don't normally buy pineapple. I do it's fucking delicious with coconut water and protein powder. Well, it'd be good

I should have a pineapple what happened? I should eat more pineapple. Oh It should be more pineapple Oh That was yeah, that was about because she she the thing was that she was in an open relationship and she was going to come out to la and we were going to hang out and You know what? What what it means? Yes, somebody's gonna get vd That would have fans for everybody has no relationship until you start scratching and things feel funny You see some pop from your knee to the ball sack, you know Everybody has an open relationship till somebody goes to a club and picks up some worm. Oh no

That's why as soon as you agree an open relationship just put a gun to the end and go to the health department and file because I Could never be in an open relationship but this like a cuz like people ask me sometimes there was Like one person ever a directs. I had a girlfriend the whole podcast So I never that never and when I didn't, I was 300 pounds. So like it never, nothing ever happened. So, but this one time, this girl and I would talk

for like a couple of weeks or I forget, like a while. And she would send me crazy shit and it was awesome. But then the day of it was her boyfriend, her boyfriend's partner had brain surgery and she would still come, but we couldn't, we wouldn't be like doing anything It would just be as like a friend. I was like well, I'm like we all need to Not gonna cook why here

Telling someone else about that then you Every every fucking we gotta go to her house and you'd be like it. What's her mom doing there? Yeah, what's the mom doing that sitting there making believe like she's needed you ain't cooking How about you hear I'm saying go sell some chick lays somewhere We're in you were like a year away from moving the mother. I was not the cousin the sister. I saved your life Right now three Mexican kids she would have been tipping the scales out of me at 280 to 90 loans coming out of your ears You would learn how to speak Spanish fucking it up. You would have been on that app right now Speaking Spanish by now you know

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crack the way you're talking about this podcast? What do mean? Oh, what do you mean? What I mean you keep talking? I don't It's a lot to jump back into What is just the amount of fucking whatever we're gonna do It's just one podcast a week. No, no, no, no, not a podcast. I love I'm so excited for the podcast I'm trying to be on making a joke about how I'm like the edibles and stuff Oh, yeah, we got to go back into training cuz you have been a complete You know, you've been lost Don't do 8,000 milligrams anymore. Oh, you don't everything is the number you can't cuz you're gonna drive

Two years you haven't fucking done more than the grammar mushroom. No, I've done way more than that. I have witnesses Josh Wolf tells me two to two and a half every time. Well, we gotta break that rusty cage Like why I'm going to sell like that cage that cage is safe. Nothing happens in the cage. You don't want to be safe We're going to kind of do want to kind of safe as human beings. We're going back to go into deep waters You don't want to be safe. Why play it safe now. You had all that time to play it safe We could be dead in a week. You're saying They could send a missile and it's it's the wrong spot and with our luck. They'll hit Harlem in New Jersey Marlboro You know I'm saying?

So now is not the time to go on diets. If you ever want to eat that apricot, pour it all over your body, go for it. You're talking like the world's ending. And I didn't say that. Did I say I'm just saying that right now, this week, this week is the week. If you want to do something do it So I'm saying It's not the week to count your way watcher points if you're sober 16 years and you want to do an eight ball

Here's your chance You don't know when it's gonna get better Jesus Christ it is getting fucking crazy out there get crazy out there Doesn't mean I'm gonna go to Carvel by half the store tonight. No But you know, I'm just saying if you had It's so weirdly that in two weeks. It'll be my mother's 45th anniversary of being dead And I also be off cocaine for 17 years this all happened in November and it's just so weird how

Every time I get close to the coke date today. I was writing journaling this morning And I was just thinking about November, you know, I mean fucking Thursday's tricky tricky. You got kids knocking on your door You know And I love it. I love all that shit. I'm just saying that I wrote November and also my go fuck First of all, where the fuck did it go? We were just in August How is Justin Delaware two fucking weeks ago and it's goddamn November. Okay Shit my mother's gonna I counted the years 45 fucking years And I still haven't found the missing key and

Then I go holy shit, I'm gonna be sober from cocaine for 17 fucking years which was what was taking me down completely And it's it's just I I didn't wanna talk about it. It's unbelievable. This is like something that if 18 years ago you would have told me this, I would have said, bro, it'll never last. I'll be sober for a year and I'll fuck up. Here we are, 17 big ones.

So those mushrooms, but the thing that took me me down the thing that made me kidnap somebody The stuff that make me used to go crazy and shit all the crazy stories people here. That's when cocaine was around When cocaine disappeared you gotta you gotta work real hard to find something stupid, right? I didn't know and I could have if if you told me this before I apologize But I didn't know that your sober day and your mom's Like day she passed away is the same week No, my mom's like the eighth and my sober dates the 15th

Maybe it's probably around the 7th to 6, but that's still close That's like did her birthday like play a role and I know it was mainly like the cat I know that story but like did her having that anniversary plan to it. No, it was just time Okay, it's also Rick Ramos his birthday. I have Marilyn Martinez has been dead 17 years and that's fucking Wow, like that's just You know that blows my fucking mind

Wow, like that's just You know that blows my fucking mind It's some quick fucking year, man And I saw I saw today was something really scary Lee. I went to a couple places that I usually go And they were all dead Really like stores or I go to which has happened at lunchtime Happen I just happen to be coming back. They go. We pick up an eighth for the podcast and I something different and I wanted that Today there was two people

That's it and I went somewhere else when I was like Holy shit. Where is everybody? It's quiet people ain't spending a buck People are thinking real hard Holy shit, where is everybody? It's quiet, people ain't spending a buck. People are thinking real hard. And yeah, I think it's gonna be a quiet week for a lot of things this week. I don't see a lot of people losing their mind. You know, you got the Yankees last night. I don't know how, you know, we were taping,

they were just coming on. If the Yankees fucking lose, Lee, it's not going to be good. In what way, for who? This is a, listen, I left here in 1983, 85 to be official. And these teams were all rocking and rolling. The Mets won in 86, the World Series. I don't know if the Knicks won it, but the Giants came back in 87 and won it and that's a long time ago

And maybe they came they beat New England one year right 91 or something like that. I don't know. I don't know my to have a two teams that are 2 and 15 and Now your baseball team with the best hitter and fucking baseball And now your baseball team with the best hitter in fucking baseball Something is not right, you know They just traded D. Vincenzo and the other guy that some other fucking team They went all out last year with this team, you know, I just don't understand what's going on You know in a in a sports scene that I grew up that was always

Up there or at least fighting for something every fucking year, you know It's really weird to see this. I'm sure the Yankees are gonna pull it out I hope they fucking pull it out for this reason and Listen, you're playing you're playing the Dodgers who? The payroll is huge Mm-hmm there the Yankees from 2000. Well, yeah, their's dark to be hurt and you still gonna be fucking sweating bullets You don't know what's coming your fucking way You don't know what's coming your way with those Mike could be Freddie free It could be the fucking Japanese kid. It could be Mookie Betts. It could be Muncie

You know the little spat Puerto Rican kid with the glasses. I mean They just amazing to see these two. I'm listen. I knew it was gonna be a good series I mean never been blowouts. They've been playing right, but it really makes you think You know listen, I got nothing against Aaron Rodgers sweetheart of a fucking man But they're two and fucking five and the Giants ain't no better. I think they played Pittsburgh last night, and I'm not a big sports guy I'm not talking to you from like a but I'm just talking to you about a fucking fact here You know you go to these stadiums. They want all the dough. I do know that the tickets for the Yankees went down today Oh, yeah, they think they're gonna lose

Yes, so the tickets went way down like the girl that I talked all the time her and her husband paid 1,100 and now they kind of moved down to a section for that money Wow the standing is still 700 fucking dollars 700 Dollars to stand and you're gonna say to me well Joey. it's history. No history is you getting your balls like Behind the fucking car bell that's history and a tongue in the ass when it's cold out and you're eating the chocolate sundae That's history. That's never gonna happen again. You know I'm saying but but this shit but there's more likelihood of me will go into a game and They win the game then me getting my asshole look behind like that's never gonna happen

Hey, you gotta be like the 69 match you gotta believe If you leave the house every night wash your ass and take one of those man escape white bets and go tonight's the night Somebody's gonna take this nutsack around the world You know I'm saying later doing around the world from the 70s to you where they look your muffler look your balls Massage it fucking shave it play the flute in there That's an old you know and around the world. I was this shit When I was growing I was ever involved around the world I was always scared of those hookers in the city, but they would around the world your dog. I

Haven't even seen any of hookers yet. Like do they are they on the street now? Queens and you got to go up there. There's an I'm not looking but there's an area that's just run by hookers in this Queens somewhere Brooklyn they just scare the tap they tell everybody on the block go fuck yourselves we're selling pussy here they're animals. I haven't seen that I did go to Queens yesterday and I did like I haven't really seen like too many homeless people in Manhattan and then in Queens yesterday You're up upper, you know, you're not lurking down by Times Square. Oh

Okay, that where they hang out. It was a roller Swatch count money on the street Because you won't last a minute. Just Keep walking. That's where all the action is and you know how for 20 years or become saying New York stocks Open Times Square is Disneyland no more you wanted it. You got it cocksucker You're yeah, huh? You don't like how like it's scary to you know when we were kids Times Square was the shit You could buy acid you could buy a bomb you get your dick suck. You go see a triple X movie. Nobody cares. You could buy an ID Everybody for 20 years or because I'm fucking full Times Square. It's Disneyland. It's just kids You better go back down there now

They ain't playing down there. No, I have no idea. I've only been there like twice so far I I had anything like when I was coming home on Sunday I got and we still really hasn't hit me that I live in New York. I just haven't Sunday like I and we still really hasn't hit me that I live in New York. I just haven't Yeah, wait till you get mugged. I don't want to get mugged. Well, I Will come up to me like where's your helmet when you're walking up the stairs with that knife in your leg? Climbing up yelling 9-1-1 You'll be walking up the stairs I've been stabbed Because there's four more guys out there waiting for you

So you slide the door and you run up the stairs with your little gimp leg now you bleed You'll know you're in New York when you're in the emergency room and you're 22 in line and it's eight in the morning Like why are're smiling thinking about every up on time Yeah, but it's 22 in front of you. They all got stabbed to sit in the back. That's time me wait I Haven't seen anything like that. I did see I was at CVS yesterday and like in the city all the CVS is Like little like not a joke yesterday. The Oreos are locked up Like everything's locked up and as we were as we were leaving

There was this dude who the they actually had the cops there this time and they were like going through his backpack He had a whole bunch of shit. It's like that is a whole different thing in New York You see those Oreos locked up you like that's a good idea Oh, I know I wish I had those to hide them from people Yes to come up and open it for you in the middle of night like when you get home stoned Oh, so I don't eat them Not in fear who's gonna open take your car 2 and 30 in the morning when you're hungry Yep, you have like the lady on the third floor, she wears like 450.

You tell her, listen, when I don't eat, you eat. Guess what? You ain't getting those cookies at 2.30. She's not gonna hear the phone. No, I should get something like that. She bang on the door and then she comes up with that big size 14 foot with hair on her knuckles and opens up the thing of cookies.

You're like, after looking at her foot, I don't want no more cookies Then I have to give her the rest of my cookies you'd fucking decide okay How many shows you got this week what's going on the real world with you this week this week so far I have two shows I'm actually maybe three it depends on what my schedule looks like but either three or in New York this week I'm in New York this week and then November 6th I'm at the Orlando Funny Bone with Steve Simone I'm very very excited we're going to 7th 8th and 9th I'm doing side splitters in Tampa I'm opening up for Ian Fie dance it's gonna be great at side splitters look at you yeah are you doing Disney World? Yeah, do Orlando on the six with Steve

The balls on you didn't he land I'm gonna be it. I'm gonna be with Steve for like a week Far came out of me just now. I'm sure one of those dry mushroom farts tremendous What? You have parts that smell like mushrooms. Listen, don't worry about my farts. Let me explain something to you I am really fucking excited about doing a couple shows Do you know and this week I'm getting out. I got a couple places. I'm gonna go to this week. I got a Couple places next week, so I'll be ready by the 12th For my first fucking show and then I got a couple more weeks, and I'll really be ready for November 27

And then by December 4th in Jersey City, I'll be tip-top Magoo and then we after the 26 I decide next year Well, we're gonna do I'm still gonna keep moon towel Which goes on sale November 11th or some shit like that? And I'm still gonna keep the other festival and I love Philadelphia song, but everything else is background music I really want to focus on The fucking podcast. I really it's a beautiful spot we got a shower we got a fucking when we meet on Wednesday he asked me if you want the electricians there but I'm gonna bring everything that we have okay whatever we

don't like we can just put it in fucking storage okay we'll see we'll see what we can use from the last studio you, but we were talking earlier about listen man I'm a fucking comic Okay, and one thing about me is I want to be able to say whatever the fuck I want to say you've never heard me talk about the amendments or nothing because you know, everybody talks about the amendments, but Don't even know what the fuck they're talking about. You know, I've always believed since I when I heard Richard Pryor I always I Don't know. I just my world changed and I didn't say to myself. That's what I want to do, but I always thought it was very cool. I

Believe in a lot of things I like when a comic walks room. I like little things when a comic has no fear but you know, I Don't know anymore. I Don't know what you're able to say and not say anymore as a professional. I should be able to read the room No matter what it is whether it's a church Or whether it's a fucking comedy club, you know read the room No matter what it is whether it's a church Or whether it's a fucking comedy club, you know read the room, you know, I went to visit I told you I went took my daughters to the set of happy gilmore, too

right and I was like alone for like the first 15 minutes with my daughter. I took I went there for my Listen, they were there and I didn't want those guys to think I was up there for a row Because that's not what I didn't want to do. I like Adam, right? I like Adam and my daughter likes Adam now So when they invited me a couple weeks ago, I didn't run up there I gave it to mayor and I told my daughter I was gonna take her she started watching more movie when she loves him She fucking loves him. So there

Oh, yeah, that's right around her age is when I found out. Yeah, and I went up that it's still weird that kids that age You found them at that age and now kids it's just an amazing thing to see so I finally took her up there and it was It was great. It was her and I in the beginning and then It was great. It was her and I in the beginning and then One of the guys went Joey and he flipped his glasses up and it was one of the guys that worked for Adam Great. We're all gray now You know when I met these guys they were kids

But They're fucking gray now, you know and we hugged and they like go get water and food and the one guy that called me was Spider-man 2 he was the PA That's how I met him and then while we were shooting spider-man 2 He told me was gonna go to the longest yard and I told him I Hope to fucking get that movie and then we worked together on the longest yard. He's in charge of Adams all video stuff now so everything behind the scenes Adam shoots okay out of that right now took him 20 fucking years to kid you know it's I saw so many people and all some we started bringing back stories and one of the guys told the dog I forgot all about this

when we had fans on the We have fans on the shoot those days where you see all those people screaming. Oh, okay in the last scene Yeah, it was a warm-up For those scenes nice kid Dante. Okay You know, I recognize him. He recognized me we hugged right away And I watched him warm up the scenes to me. It was an education I had never seen that but at one point all the producers Were on the other side of the field and he looks at me and he goes hey, I'm gonna take a bathroom break Coming up right now is one of the guys in the set big Tony Joey Diaz

Dog they just looked at me. me okay let's get this straight there's 300 people they just looked at me and I just started doing dirty stuff and I can hear Adam and the producers going take the mic from him oh no take them they weren't angry at all they were just like Joey There's kids in that audience. Oh I didn't get well fuck I'm up there talking about some crazy stuff. They're laughing but they kept saying Joey Take the mic from somebody I would have told you a long time ago

And he was like you're just having like why didn't you care like did you hear them when you were on stage? When I was in the field cracking jokes, you mean there was no state Off field just going acapella right? Sorry and there and I could hear one of them go take the mic Exactly. No, that's what I meant. I'm just a little stoned I take the mic take the mic and I'm like And I gave the mic and they laughed afterward. There was no really repercussions or anything. I didn't say nothing that bad and get the way But it's uh I'm sitting there and I'm looking at them shoot And all of a sudden I looked down and from eight feet from me Adam was standing

I didn't even know was him with a baseball hat on the beard. I looked at my daughter I go and she goes no I saw him dad and Then I didn't say nothing Now I went to the bathroom and that bumped into one of the producers and he's like, oh my god It's great that I asked him where his son was Because I was tight with his son. Like we was a kid. We're shooting along his yard. He goes my son is a man he lives in some fucking temple in India some shit and All of a sudden Adam came on he was my man and I gave him a bug big hug and he goes on me

I'm this is just I don't I wouldn't tell you the guys the story but I just want you to tell you that the man and This is what a real You know, he's not Hollywood. He came up to me goes. Hey you came with your daughter And I go yeah, he goes, you know, I got two daughters. I got yes 80 what he goes. What's her name? I go mercy. How old is she 11? dog he went in the hut came out and Walked right to her. I didn't go over there

I just watched him walk right to her and he put his knuckles up and she put her knuckles up and they talked for Like five minutes. He hugged her. I was like, holy fuck. This is why he's Adam Sam This is why? he's Adam Sandler. This is why he's Adam Sandler. And then he was on the set yelling at me like, big Tony, you remember that? You remember him from the longest yard? You remember this fucking guy?

But they were very nice. The director of Uncut Gems is there. Oh, cool. He's a cool guy. But the one that blew me away was on the walkout who was Getting ready to leave. There's fucking thousands of people there And I look up and it's the girl from sign that line the crazy blonde on a chair I don't know her name and she goes Joey and I'm like

And she goes who's that I go my daughter she's like oh my god you brought her on the set you played hooky with dad and all this stuff my Don't listen. They made my daughter's day me. I could kill us. I'm an old Billy go They went out of their way for her and that's Adam Sandler. That's why I Always support that dude Nobody else not to that extent How am I how do I like how did it make you feel like it must have been like to see someone make your daughter's day it's first off my daughter could give a fuck really she wasn't no but she cared about

that one that always and then as I was leaving I had him I'm gonna leave thank you for letting me on the set I gave him a hug whispered. Thank you for everything you did for me and I looked over like a mercy take a picture of Adam and then I took she took a picture I took another picture her and him and we fucking left. That was it. She was happy You know It was Friday afternoon, it was fucking beautiful It was Friday afternoon. It was fucking beautiful and So cool all the executive executive producers I was leaving and then I had her words

We never really discussed we hugged and we talked and he wants me to go back and talk to him for a couple hours So I'm gonna go back up there. Maybe they're there till like the eighth or something tonight That's awesome. So I'm gonna go up there for a morning and eat with them You know, but it was very nice. Like I said, I wasn't looking for anything, you know, I just want to go up there You know, whatever that's what you do with your kid man. I'm so grateful that I had that opportunity with her Right. That's awesome. Thank like thinking just that's had the reason you moved back to Jersey What's like to do stuff with her or for her? Well was crazy because I sent the picture to my cousin the Cuban one And she hit me right back and she's like, oh my god

And then she wrote me something in Spanish because you know It must be really nice that he hired you and he was really nice to you You know, she wrote something like that. It really it made me realize, you know a lot of things that You know, this is it man. It's a everybody has a different journey for me. It was Adam Sandler You know, he was a really good to me. He put me in like three movies and I loved that I hit the fucking jackpot. I was at the listen. I didn't get that movie I didn't hang out with nobody special from that movie they told me they didn't want me and I thought about it when I was coked up one night and next morning I woke up and

I went and got a Football shirt and a helmet and I had my buddy Chuck Savage taped me and the rest was fucking history Nobody gave me nothing cuz I was friends with nobody. they were gonna hide big pussy in Syracuse. So I'm very proud of that. You know I'm saying like that's something that I did Izzy from the fucking jump. I want it, you know, that's for people to know that when you want something You just don't know. I really want to be that move. No, I fucking didn't stop. I didn't stop and It shows dude like that like that's what do you say? That's like the biggest movie you did Yeah, I didn't stop when I knew that movie was getting shot. I didn't say how big or small my role was I

Knew I was in that movie because as a kid that movie hit me so fucking hard in the movie theater And I loved Burt Reynolds so fucking much That was one of those movies in the movie did I'll never forget we were all on our fucking feet as kids yelling mean machine So I knew I wanted that fucking movie, and this is why I get mad at people Because if you want something you're not gonna wish it into your life Never you know we Because if you watch something you're not gonna wish it into your life Never be in a wish You know you get drunk with your friends. I'm telling you. I'm you snorting coke. I'm telling you tonight Sit after this package is it I'm gonna be an Adam said

Trust me when you do coke people act that way tonight's the last night of course what they love their kid They love their kid. They love their wife. They don't even know why they're out tonight. Meanwhile, they've been out every night since they've been married. You know, you gotta listen for that bullshit. But it was one of those things that I nailed. It was beautiful from A to Z.

It taught me a lesson and it taught me a lot about myself. And that's why I get mad at comics and actors and just people in general, because they wanna fight for something But they're not willing to go to war for it for what you believe in or what you want. I'm no special I never went to Russia to learn to act But I knew that going in I knew I also knew the situation This guys are all to the bone comic and he wants his projects to be the funniest they

could be. I looked at it by that. Sarah Goose is a great football player, God rest his soul, and Vincent is a funny guy but he ain't got the deep fucking comic Lee like I did. And it paid off. And this is what every comic should do or every actor when you want something You know knock it off with your stupidity and your fucking bullshit What cocksucker? Two minutes, let me take a fucking Let me take two minutes and talk to you about draft Kings this week where shit is crack a lackin We'll be back. Greetings! Listen guys, the NBA is

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168 hours after issuance for additional terms and responsible gaming resources see DKNG co slash b-ball what's happening guys? We're back. I don't need to be toughened up. That was Lee during the intermission He doesn't know when he moved here that we're going deep deep I don't know what he means deep means I got shit to do Everybody told you last night to call your boss today and tell him listen there's some days on the beer they Don't know what to tell you you can just I'm just gonna be missing the zoom or two I'll be here to consult don't worry about nothing before he can even say that Just hang up on

Who they gonna hire they got a drug test them you know, what are you gonna hire the cent a What are you worried about my mental like hell like you want men's look at you're out there don't matter There became a comedian not because you're normal because you're fucked up as it is Nobody wants to go on stage in front of fucking 300 people unless you know, you're a fucking moron That includes me. So that means you live on the edge That means you have the balls to do a lot of people Would like to do and wouldn't do you know I mean listen you wouldn't jump off a fucking ellip you wouldn't join the army and join Jonesians okay

They're probably looking at you going boy. He's fucking crazy. I wouldn't get on stage the same Fucking paratroopers or look at you and go. I don't know how you do it and you're like You jump out of a fucking plane at the enemy fucking there. Oh, we could do that in my sleep. Yeah Right. Oh, yeah, but I and and it's not done like people look at your sister pussy I don't mind doing mushrooms doing animals 100 to fucking Captured are they they gonna raise? Always take captured.

No one's gonna capture me. Everyone's, I'm glad it's on tape now cause he finally, like you always. You're not gonna get captured. No, who's getting captured? It's the mushroom dust on my tongue. That one, when I bit into it, dust came out of it. I got another one twice as big with your name one with a dust just hit you in the eye

The next day you wake up a pink eye You rub your ass all all night and scratch your eyeball what you've done a couple times yourself If you went to them they would be their pants and they're like no I wouldn't We're not doing it for them. That ship sailed. We're doing it for us. You think I eat a whole- Why can't I eat a normal meal?

They do 1200 milligrams of burp all night for them. They don't even know. I do it for me, Jack, cause we're in training. It's tip top of new time. Why in what world would taking edibles help me with when I'm captured? Cause I'm still gonna be me. It's not like if I take edibles,

I'm gonna like be like six feet tall and can run them like super fast. No, I don't want you to run fast. So what are they gonna do to me? I want your mind to be ready for everything. Adversity, torture, because no matter what happens you still got to give him 30 40 minutes of fucking heat Even if the whole time I'm stabbing you in the back with a pencil like John wick You got to stay out there and fucking take like a savage that you are. I

Feel like you ever see beaver vendetta whoo the movie beaver vendetta? Oh, I see it all the time. No, I never saw that fucking movie All right. Oh the good movie. Yes, I Just feel like her like the guy's not really kidnapped. It was like putting I don't remember like but just putting him through like a trailer like I Just want to know what's gonna happen when I'm kidnapped Who's gonna kidnap you nobody? What I'm saying to you is what happens in the world today, right? I'm these easy walking around New York. They paint the yamaha and they put it on you they go that fits go get them

Right. All right, because that's what you do You look at something go could he be a could he not like when I see a cop Why when I sell drugs I'll put a police uniform on if it fits I go the other way, you know I'm saying I want to talk to nobody so all these little fucking People gotta look at you and go does he should he have a yarmulke? I'm gonna go. Yeah, look at the ball spot and they'll take you know, take you to a fucking Dungeon in Queens and they'll fucking milk you for

information. Where's the missiles? I'd never give it up. Now you're tougher than nails, but they're going to do different things to you. They're going to put nails in your nut sack, in your eyeball, and then they're going to try to trick you first with mind game, but you're prepared because you're already been torched by Uncle Joey. But, is someone just ready for more torture? No, no, you've already been torched. You've already done, it's like when I walk out

of Jiu Jitsu at 12, at 11, that's the toughest thing I'm gonna do all day. Right. I know this. Like after that, I'm safe. I don't gotta dig no fucking torches I don't have to be you know, that's what I'm trying to say to you mentally prepared You follow me Yeah, it's great I can't believe you did that. You just went through one of those intimate conversations. You should not do it that more. Yeah, it's great.

Can you do that for me? Another one. I would love to see you do that at Carvel or just see me. When you eat these three grams of African mushrooms, I'm going to give you. I'm going to do that all night while you're sitting there looking at the sky going, where did my life go wrong? I should have stayed in your Mitsuka school, whatever the fuck they send you cock suckers. Yeah, miss school Yeah, what was Ari got thrown out? I was when he got thrown out. Oh, he got thrown out of um fuck

I I know I know but I'm just I can't think of it right now Sure, you can't think about your shipper your shipper you ate 50 milligrams. No, I did not 50 milligrams you would That's the only benefit of this I'm taking as many of whatever we're gonna take is that at least now he'll He won't say I'm not taking what I'm taking That's the only I see you is the only time I trust you and even then you're making noises I see you is the only time I trust you and even then you're making noises Your palms your faces red It's like guys you have no idea because I start calling the night before

talking about Like are you gonna be on the 12th for the show? No, I think I think so. Yeah, we're dying that night New York. We're not even coming back What are you talking? Oh my god. Yes out of the city winery won. Yeah, I'll be there. You'll be a Philly with me Yes, I'm so excited Jersey City. That's John goes birthday by that time. That's too deep. deep but I thought they'll capture you who's that you know who you know who cocksucker you really have to do that in all what's that yeah I'm all jazzed up I don't give a fuck and I'm excited I'm excited that listen I'm gonna punch mr. zoom in the. I don't give a fuck and I'm excited. I'm excited that Listen, I'm gonna punch mr. Zoom in the head. I don't want to see a zoom again zoom reminds me of a lot of bad things

You know I'm saying We just do that the last zoom The last zoom is gonna be great. We're gonna light some on fire Hopefully we'll hook up this Wednesday. I talked to my man already. He's gonna meet us there He wanted an off the other Trish boom pop beat We'll be ready a fucking rock. I can't wait by that time. I've The other box edibles for the first episode we're going all out We're gonna have a nurse there. We're gonna have intravenous

We'll have pizzas Mike chick will be there pizzas yeah My chick will be there pizzas yeah If we're going hundreds of milligrams, let's go a little bit deeper than pizza. What are you just pizza? I'm gonna turn you on to the best pizza. You've ever eaten in your life each Monday. It's gonna just be there I mean, we're gonna have a lot of good pizza be there. We're bringing in food from restaurant I think you're gonna fuck with me to like Domino's

There's a place your boy told me about Danny breath called some we cheat those down an edge war. I looked at the menu I Don't even want to show it to you way Man, right that's kind of good There's water some we cheat those good sandwich, but instead of sandwich cheat. Yeah Go ahead type it up. See what you get You might you might go over there tonight on your own and is it a North Bergen? Yeah, just type North Bergen or edge water sound we cheat those See what you get. Let's look at this menu

And if you can pull it up, that'd be great, but I'm looking at it right now So they would you do to stake all that to stake with chimichurri caramelized onions? Oh, yeah This looks this place looks crazy. So and this is close by Around the corner fudges made. Oh my god. Yeah, all we're gonna be like a tab there or something It's my set dog. I'm always thinking of you and all you're doing is I don't know Mushrooms who's gonna kidnap me nobody be gonna be ready With Uncle Joey, so what you gonna eat? I always have an open heart and farm there'll be a steak and Chimichurri waiting for you in a nice fucking glass or whatever you want to drink

Relax take the plug out of your ass. It's over the But that'll be part of the training because you've been slipping for four years It's kind of hard to maintain that level of training for four years Well, that's why because but I never stopped I took a little breather I had some problems Smoke no more But I fucking try to live my day like a normal American. I was like fuck this shit I'm going back to the street Jack. I started eating edibles and everything else I could but now It's a different world now. I don't need edibles in the daytime at all Listen, these abx's don't even do anything to me no more

Because I got to because they're hundreds At the end of the night i'll burp in my fucking mask mask I gotta get up in the middle of night and wipe it down So I can't I can't you can only go out once a week and now since I only do once a week my tolerance is low So it's a beautiful fucking thing doesn't sound like it's low Hmm. I don't think your tolerance is low. Well, it's a lot lower than 20 You give me twenty two hundred milligrams of jello now a fucking die if I eat that shit now But before I was solid like the Rock of Gibraltar Jack Yeah

So that's it Lee it's just a fucking Tuesday next time we come on here will be Yeah next Tuesday, which will be November Fifth right when is election fifth the fifth. Yeah, so wait a second come on Yeah, we'll be coming to you on the fucking fifth hopefully from a different location, but if not zoom for sure Oh, yeah, absolutely Yeah from a different location, but if not Zoom for sure. Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, because we were talking about doing it at a restaurant one Monday just to try it out to see if it worked, but fuck it.

Let's just wait to get to the office and then we'll branch out. Once we got that, it makes a lot of fucking sense. But I'm really excited. You're right, I'm not getting no brick in the back. Fuck that, that brings back old memories. We're starting up anew. This is the church

New York City style talk sucker, right? I love it I'm so excited to see what there's so many more people and we have so much just gonna be good to Like be in the same place and when you see where we're at and everything you're gonna go. What the fuck was this? Like that's what I like about it. Like no, it's a back cake You gotta go through bushes and weeds and there's like a fucking thing that'll give you a flat tie if you go back there It's over the guy set it up that way for himself Holy shit, that's crazy. That's good. Hi, great. Can you it's hard to find places like that? I'm really I would like thank you Because I with my schedule haven't been around and you you looked at a few places. You have no idea

Because I I reached out to a bunch of people and it got to at first it was slow People like let me ask around and then all of a sudden I was getting places to look at in Jersey City Rutherford Union City, I talked to the guy, Edgewater, and then somebody turned me on to the Galaxy. But the both days, the day I went to look at the Galaxy, I had this too. That's crazy.

The lady talked to me for too long. Go over there, so I told him, forget about it. And then this week when she said that the Chinese people wouldn't hire it. They only give it They only sell it to their own I Called the guy and he goes I still got it if you want it some guys coming in Saturday to look at it again No, that's not gonna happen. Save them the fucking trip. I'll be down there at eight minutes and that's what happened So and on that same day Right there Mikey chick called me and said he had an office for me

Up the block from my mother's bar. Oh Cool. I sent you the pictures right on 29th and It was on 29th and summit. There used to be a bar on that corner when I was a kid and down middle of that block That's where I live when my dad died. We were just Summit there used to be a bar on that corner when I was a kid and down middle of that block That's where I live when my dad died. We were just Maybe a quarter of a mile from the bar our bar There was a bar 29th and Bergen line, which is ours

20 night and summit they must have tore that down and that's where the office is That would've been crazy. I would have been fucking insane. But when I looked at this spot, it was really big And the shower brand new they're gonna put the glass in this week. That's what I was like fucking it's worth it. So I'm fucking just listen. I got these dates. I'm not really leaving town. This gives me a little time to focus I haven't been up there me a little time to focus. I haven't been up there in a long time. So this is my chance to reunite with Mr. Barone, a bunch of those guys.

I'm gonna start calling them and letting them know. I'm gonna pick them up on Mondays to do a podcast. Chick Corelli will be the dog guy, the whole fucking thing. So, but that's it. So that's all you're promoting right now is the fifth and it's the yeah the sixth in orlando the sixth in orlando in the rest of the week and it's tampa at sides blitz okay good well i'll see you this week for all you motherfuckers i love you

thank you for the support over the years you guys thought we were lazy with this fucking zoom, you know guys You know, it's better than this. We ran into a fucking string of bad luck. And now we're making it right We're ready to fucking go. I'm sorry about the patreon. Okay, I can't I've reached out to three people already Nobody knows nothing. So I'm sorry about the patreon. It's kaput We're gonna make it up to you with the fucking YouTube I haven't been doing YouTube videos because you only get like 3,000 people. I don't waste nobody's time They all come up with a different name. They're not money. I don't know what's going on with YouTube So I just said fuck it

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