Unpaid And Underrated - 047 : Mean, Median, and Motorboat

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

This week Joey and Keith get to know Big Hannah. They dive right into great topics like, Keith's guest podcast appearences, brick and mortar, metal music, sad music, and birthdays. Links Mentioned on the show Support big Matt's family (https://www.gofundme.com/f/skyler-and-wyatt-harris) Follow The Podcast On Instagram @unpaid.underrated.podcast (https://www.instagram.com/unpaid.underrated.podcast/) Online UnpaidInternPodcast.com (https://www.unpaidinternpodcast.com/) Our Guest On Instagram @h.bohling (https://www.instagram.com/h.bohling/) Our Hosts @keithhoneycutt73 (https://www.instagram.com/keithhoneycutt73/) or his orange gym, @thenowhinecellar (https://www.instagram.com/thenowhinecellar/) @joey_mleczko (https://www.instagram.com/joey_mleczko/) Special Guest: Big Hannah.

Hello everyone. Before we begin tonight's episode, I wanted to acknowledge, at the time of recording, we had recently gotten the news that we lost a crew member in Matt Harris, or as we knew him, Big Hat. We at Unpaid and Underrated wanted to take a second to acknowledge the life that he lived, the loving family he had, and the caring family he chose with us at the Masonomics Supporting Crew. We are deeply touched by the outpouring of support given to his family by so many familiar names in the crew, as it shows that we may be here for our own reasons individually. We are here for each other as a collective.

As you listen to today's episode, please remember Big Hat and please understand that there is no perfect way to grieve. If you need help for this or anything else emotionally or mental health related, do not be afraid to reach out to a professional, or even to a trusted friend, or someone in the crew. We may not have the answers, but we have a shoulder and an ear. Thank you. Please enjoy tonight's episode. and welcome back to episode 74 of the unpaid and underrated podcast we are a podcast by crew for crew i'm one of your hosts big keith joined as always by my good buddy joey

hello and our special guest this week, the birthday girl herself, Big Hannah. Hello. Now, it is unconfirmed if it is her birthday or not. Grayson wasn't sure when I asked him this morning, so the TBD on that. We'll never know. I forgot to ask him, too.

It's impossible to know when Hannah's birthday is. But yeah, this is us. Welcome back for another week. What are you drinking over this weekend, Hannah? Well, we got some liquid death. And I'm stealing a little bit of clout with Grayson's Hall of Fame cup. We'll allow it. For the listeners at home.

Yes. Well, it is. Actually, we're going to start off with this great um i'll never reach that status because half of our things are intertwined with episodes listened things ordered it was all on his phone it was all stuff that he ordered so my statistics are looking a little low well i think i even saw didn't didn't he say he didn't even have an account on the website and i'm like great how do you how do you not have a mass economics account i don't know i just i chuckled at that because i don't know i'd have tanner reach into the yeah i always make sure i'm logged in before the drop so it's just that much easier to where it's just like boom boom boom you out Tanner had to reach into the archives to prove that that's okay Tanner didn't believe that I've been

on the Unpaid and Underrated podcast he said he needed some clarification were you able to find proof no no I actually I had I said yeah I was on the first episode when Nate interviewed me and Keith that's good stuff that is a that was a good episode uh episode zero zero zero i believe uh i'm also rocking out of liquid death this week i got

the mango chainsaw it's it it's okay it's all right it's nothing special but it's better than you know more more repeated uh drinks that i usually do all right i've got uh my giant thing of water with the i survived the arnold bathrooms and the future corpse club sticker that i decided to decorate and uh being tomorrow's a holiday and i don't have to wake up at 8 a.m akits akits or eight i am jealous it is not a hall i mean a good friday is not a holiday most like just like regular businesses you know really in canada we all whole country shuts down yeah do you monday off too or anything or is it just the no just the friday is a national holiday so we get a paid day off and then uh sunday i get an unpaid forced day off.

Okay. Yeah, one day worth of Sweden. Yeah, who wants to be unpaid? Yeah, I don't have any of those holidays, sadly. Hannah, it looks like you're wearing something fancy over there. What you got? I have OG Black Masonomics T gee. Black Masonomics tea. The Black Masonomics with the white font.

That's a very common shirt. I made another one. I think I ripped one of the armpits somewhere, I thought. Time to be sleeveless. It just snowed here the other day. It just snowed here the other day it just snowed here the other day again so probably not uh i'll probably keep the keep the caps on for a little bit

yeah it's probably not a bad idea yeah i think i think i don't know if it was just the midwest or i don't know i definitely got it out here in the northeast that we uh you know got hammered with like three or four inches of snow i don't know where it was like oh cool this is great uh i'm rocking one of my new well it's a repeat purchase, but in the right size now. The blank that fits me. So I got the curl shirt. So I got that one when they dropped what was left after the Arnold. So I still have not got my Lyft shirt.

My best friends that were there at the Arnold in person have picked one up for me. Forgot to bring it when they came over for my Lyft party. So I was like, I'll get it next month when I see it. Not a big deal. But that one will be worn again in the future hopefully but they're gonna use the curl shirt in the meantime the lift shirt yeah the the tango charlie one yeah as we say can you just order from tango charlie and get it faster they just posted about it again yeah they did you could go to that brick and mortar store out in Virginia. The only place that shirts exist is an actual store. Brick and mortar.

I don't know if you guys know that it's brick and mortar, but oh boy, is it ever brick and mortar? So fresh. Like literally the last half an hour, just like refreshing. I'm like, what is happening?

Cause they, they, they blocked the chat for a while. And like, I, I had to go to my other, one of my other blog, one of my other Instagrams actually see it. Cause I don't know if they blocked the chat for a while and like i i had to go to my other uh one of my other blog one of my other instagrams actually see it because i don't know if they blocked me because i call them douchebags or not but i don't know well no they did not do it from they

not do it from the unpaid underrated podcast i will thank you no longer do bullying of tango charlie and tango charlie affiliates from unpaid underrated yeah we need that instagram yep uh i actually can we can bump off one of my topics here by talking about the shirt i'm wearing so i have um my dodzilla deadlift dungeon shirt and i apparently owe well not apparently i acknowledge i owe some apologies uh last week i had said nobody ever wants to send me packages because I'm in Canada. Completely ignoring that Trond and Dami and Godzilla all went out of their way to send me packages and paid the extra handling and everything. And here I was like, no. So, yeah, I was just being a baby.

I get packages all the time from great, great friends. I think the only thing that I've gotten podcast-ish related that you didn't, I can't even say that, because neither of them might not be 100% podcast, because my personality in the Discord deserved me these, but Tanner sent me the Anchorman socks as a bit, and then I got the Bag of Dicks last week, so I don't know that you wanted either of those,

but I can't think of anything else that I've specifically got. And if anything, I should be the one mad because Dodds didn't send me a goddamn shirt, buddy. Hey, Dodds is only a day away from me, actually, so we established that. I end up in Michigan, right? Yeah. Hey, Keith, how'd those dicks taste? So, honestly, I made the joke about them. They tasted kind of stale last week, but I've literally only got like three left. So I've eaten like 80. I think you should eat them on camera right now for me, please.

I posted the funny picture. I thought it was funny. The dick's on the microphone. There we go. Kind of shows up. So they don't taste good, but he's going to swallow them anyway. Well, no, they're better now. I don't know what it is.

It's like they had to air out or something. Maybe when they were all clumped together. They aged well. Yeah. Heath Schneider is. Now he knows what it's like. They don't taste good, but I'm doing it for Hannah. Anyway.

Was it you that sent them? It wasn't. I thought that was like, I want to watch you eat them on camera. Put the lotion on the skin. It was a long time. I waited the whole time for them to be shipped over there just so I could wait another week or so

to watch them eat it. That would be funny. I think we do have a couple more. Big Hogan said he sent something out via Amazon to both of us. I guess I'll probably get mine next week and we'll wait three months to get yours. I'll have to make sure I don't open it. Alright, what's next? What do you got on there? Want to rate last

week's episode? The mystery guest? Yeah, who was it? Oh, I skipped most of it. As soon as I heard who it was, I was like, I don't need to hear this guy's voice for another two hours this week. I saw the thumbnail and I'm like, Oh brother,

the fact that they used our picture, like our little Keith heads picture. That was great. But I saw that Sunday night. I just, I started rolling. I was, I was proud of myself for keeping it a secret. So I don't think I'm really though. Tanner basically texted me at like it's like 630 last Tuesday. He was like, Hey, do you want to be on the podcast for a bit? Like no specification? I didn't know the guests had canceled at that point. I assumed like they were still having the guest and that they just wanted me to talk about Tommy's gym for 10 minutes or something. And I was like, yeah, fuck yeah, that's awesome.

And he was like, he was like, we're gonna talk about Tommy's gym. So I, you know, I was like, I got, you know,

I over prepare for everything obviously. So I got, you know, I started a new word doc real quick and, uh, you know, jot it down like 30, literally in like a matter of five minutes,

I had like 30 bullet points of like, yep, this will be good to touch on if we don't do it. And then I was like, okay, cool. I can cover all this in like 10 minutes. And then,

you know, once they started the episode, uh, you know, and mentioned that the guest had canceled, I was like, okay, cool. I can cover all this in like 10 minutes. And then, you know, once they started the episode, you know, and mentioned that the guest had canceled, I was like, oh, fuck, I might actually be on this thing for a minute. Still didn't think I'd be on as long as I was. I thought it'd be a shorter segment, but we just, you know, kept on chugging away. The hardest part about it was I had never logged in on the laptop to watch their podcast on Zoom. So it's like the exact same setup of what I'm doing right now,

podcasting or when I do other podcasts, like just sitting in my computer chair, looking at a laptop because I didn't want to be logged in on my phone and the laptop. And I wanted to have a laptop ready to go for when I did get on. So it was just weird,

like having them just be full screen and not being able to interact for the first 45 minutes. And I was like, oh, I have something to say, but I'm not on the podcast. I can't. But then we got on. It was fun.

I had a blast. It was actually the most anxious i've been probably waiting for like like the the the the end of the podcast because i ended up having to dip out because it was it was fucking midnight like and i was like i gotta get up at 5 a.m and drive three hours to work i'm going to bed guys so i kind of had i kind of like segued my way out of that episode just on the tail end but then when i got off i think they were like holy shit it was like an hour and a half. I was like yeah I can talk about home gym equipment for a while but

you know since I do love myself and I'm pretty awesome I'm gonna go ahead and give it a 5 out of 5 massonomics gym iPod touches and I'm curious to you know hear you guys rip me apart. Joey are you ready to rip? Yeah home gym equipment all this equipment talk bores the

shit out of me so um skip skip skip yeah i definitely listened to all of it like i'm not i'm kidding like i definitely went through and listened to it and it's just like ah i think my favorite part was when you finally apologized to bells of steel i'm glad that you did that on like camera and on the podcast. Cause I think, you know, they really, they really deserve that apology from you, Keith. Uh, so for that, I'm going to give that five iPod touches for the mass dynamics, Jim. Um, I love listening to you guys. Yeah. It's great. No notes. Uh, my favorite part is the like 15, 20-minute Midwest goodbye that they did after you hung up.

It sounded like they were also ready to just be done when you got off, and then it just kept going. It's great. Five out of five. Well, when I get off, the party is usually over, so I feel that. So five out of five, Big Kev. Go ahead and mark that down for the Orange Glaze uh so five out of five big kev go ahead and mark that down for the uh for the orange glaze episode uh five out of five uh youtube videos i'm trying to remember if there was anything last week we didn't cover um not maybe uh the girl with the big boobs i think and then watched it for sure yeah so that was that was that was pretty short i think i had i think i had the best comment on that one video yeah i deserved I deserved a little of a thumbs up for that one, at least.

Because when she said that she has the number two boobs in the world, I said number two in the world, but number one in our hearts. Ah, nice. I couldn't imagine if there's someone. And she was kind of throwing shade at the other girl. She was like, it's been unverified for the last 15 years or something. And I'm like, I think she needs to take a flight to Germany. How do you not verify that?

Just go measure some titties. Like, but is it like, is it mass? Is it weight? Does it fall? Like, how do you equate like sheer when you're that big?

Like, obviously if you're like comparing like, yeah, like a C a D cup is bigger than a C cup, but she said she's out of the alphabet and she has to get her shit custom made. So it's like, that's true. I think, i think when they're that big they have to go by weight almost

because like size is irrelevant because one could be a foot deep but like not as wide but the other one could be wider but not as deep though and i'm not exaggerating that woman's breast it was over a foot you should calculate the area of her boobs yeah how many oranges how many oranges would fit in her boobs can i mean median in mode and in motorboats david that was funny because mode and motorboat sounds is he still here no he took off no but all the davids all the davids yeah we have to explain jokes to them yep that is my new favorite bit though i'm glad that you said that you feel the need to justify knowing that you're funny because i had that conversation with grayson

earlier that i do that all the time i'm like you are going to laugh because this is why i'm funny and then you get to hear why my brain is so smart and yours is not that is my spirit animal speaking right there having to explain thought process when you're a little spicy right like i think we call it neuro spicy like okay so come with me on this trip because i explained the whole thing to my wife okay uh we're listening to just random music and a ghost came on no sorry sleep token came on do either of you know who sleep token is okay so that i was listening to the summoning because that song is a hell of a song but that song is so grandiose and so um my brain couldn't remember the word so i started thinking

operatic and that's when i was like operatic isn't the word i'm looking for i'm looking for something else and then i started thinking. It makes sense, though. It does, right? Because it does. It follows not normal music signatures or whatever. And then I started thinking about how Ghost covered Phantom of the Opera, because that's pretty operatic. Then I started remembering that Meatloaf, all of his stuff was written by a guy who wrote musicals. So we went from listening to Sleep T token to me putting on two out of three

ain't bad. And Morgan's like, what? I was like, Oh yeah, here's what my brain just did in 30 seconds. And you're never, you'll never track that unless I literally explained step-by-step how we

went from sleep token to meatloaf. And you're not even thinking your brain's just driving. I literally explained step by step how we went from sleep token to meatloaf. You're not even thinking. Your brain's just driving and that's where it goes. You're not thinking, I'm going to go this place, this place, this place. Then someone asks, you're like, I'm not sure. It's easy to get

there, but it's very hard to draw the map sometimes. Anyway, that's why keith is funny you heard it here first folks i said keith is funny out loud um and there was one more that hit today uh i watched it very very distracted so i didn't take a ton away from it uh i think there was like a thousand things going on, but it was the specialty barbell video that they did. I always like it when they're both in Mastodon's gym. It's always kind of cool for me. There was a couple

shaft puns and cleaning the brush, or cleaning the bar with a bra. Tanner had a couple witty jokes that I appreciated, but yeah, I definitely probably should re-watch that video. I don't think I gave it the full attention that i normally do but uh what was the favorite bar they they opened it up with the they're both their pick was both the elite fts safety the one the one

that tommy's not going to put in his gym yeah he's fucking he i hope he catches the bug and has a you know an ssb in the next like six months or less ideally but uh you know it took us three years to get him to well you know i'm exaggerating because he's been in crew falls for over a year so it took him because he was at the townhouse for over a year and then he's been in the house for less than a few months but it didn't take more than a few months to uh get him to uh you know decide to do the home gym which we all uh very glad he finally figured out that that was the way to go. I like the honorable mention earthquake bar.

I miss being in that gym. That was my favorite. I don't know what an earthquake bar is or does. I've heard of it, but it's bendy. It's like flexi. And you take the way most people use it is you take like kettlebells or something and like a resistance band and like loop it around and have it on the end.

So it's a lot of like extra like motion. It's more for like stability work than it is pure strength. Doing overhead press and like bench with that thing is gnarly. I can imagine. Exciting. You don't have to put, you put like, you put like 20 pounds on it and you come down and it's like,

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Before we get to Guessing Horn, I just wanted to briefly touch base on, you know, more Mastinomics, you know, kudos, essentially, and just the community and the family we've all built here in the last few years. So, you know, everyone who's listening to this probably knows by now we lost someone. We lost a crew recently, Big Matt. And the way that everyone came together to show support to his family in this time of need, you know, I literally sat there and encountered there was at least 30 recognizable names on the charity. And there was probably at least another 10 plus that I know went in anonymous with their donations. And there was a couple of 69s in there, too, which we all, you know, went in anonymous, uh, with their donations. Uh, and there was still a couple of 69s in there too, which we all, you know, I just, you know, that was great. So really appreciate crew stepping up and doing that for his family. Uh, you know, that's, that's, that's why we're here.

You know, that's awesome. Like that's, that makes me so proud to be in this community that we came together like that. And, you know, you know, this man's family's time of need. Supporting members, supporting, supporting members. I think I coined that phrase as soon as they started doing the supporting members thing that's i said that a boy about about us i think and uh yeah that's definitely what happened there um good work everybody um we were watching for frame of reference i was watching The Dark Side of the Ring and John Tenta, Earthquake if you remember him by the time he died

he was selling suits in the mall and WWE didn't even show up didn't even send flowers and Morgan turned to me and she went you guys showed up better than Vince fucking McMahon did and that's exactly how cool the crew is.

So good work, everybody. I mentioned that briefly in the Discord. I thought I'd give that little explanation. Keith is chewing on dicks, so he can't say anything right now. Is that the last dick or is there more? There's one more I'll save for the end, probably. I'll probably eat a dick when I see you next Tuesday. Use that dick to finish you off.

Okay. Should we get our guest on the horn? Yeah. I'm not sure if there's any licky-loos, but let's kick them out and see if we can get Big Hanna on the horn. No, I don't see anybody. All right. Big Manna, is that you? Oh, hey, guys.

Yes. Hello. You are live on Unpaid and Underrated. Greetings, crew. How. Yes. Hello. You are live on Unpaid and Underrated. Greetings, crew. Howdy, howdy. Okay, so first time on the podcast. First time on any podcast? First time on any podcast. All right, we win. We did it.

What brought you here? What brought you into Mastonomics? brought you into massonomics well it's probably not as exciting as other stories but as many of you know i am with big grayson and we have been together over seven years so pretty much this whole time has been massonomics time um he lifted at the og gym i think he knew um big ross from back in like middle school or high school when they worked at a car dealership together. And so he knew Ross the longest. And so when I came along, then I just got to meet everybody. I've been at all the strongman showdowns and lifted at the gym for a brief time when we were still living in Aberdeen. So I've kind of just been here for the whole ride.

I was crew adjacent for this entire time until crew falls when I finally got strong-armed into joining. But I've kept up on everything because Grayson likes to tell me what's going on. So you might as well join because you're going to hear about it anyway. I sure am. That's great. Yeah, I think the only bone we would pick with you in that story is that from what I think everyone's point of view is that Grayson's with you. You're not with Grayson, right?

And that's how we look at it. I'm not even sure who you guys are talking about. I don't know. I mean, wasabi, what? Oh, spicy guac. Yeah, spicy guac and fish. So, Becana, if people wanted to find you, where are they going to find you? I know you don't love social media, but if people did want to find you or you wanted them to find you, where would the best place to go? I don't love social media from but uh but if people did want to find you or you

wanted them to find you where we're the best place to be to go i don't love instagram i i am chronically a lurker on every platform i'm on so i don't really post much anyway but you can find me at h dot bowling with an h instead of a W on Instagram. All right. I won't share my Twitter handle. No, no, that's fine. What the fuck is Twitter? I won't say X. What's your handle on Discord

so people know who's talking? Because that would definitely throw people off, I think, if they weren't familiar with you already. Big mana on Discord. And it's too bad you guys don't put videos online. I was going to make sure everybody knew who was talking and reference my photo here. Oh, mad cow.

For the viewers at home, I've got the same hat on that I have on my Discord picture. Gotcha. Just missing the mustache. Yeah, I lost it that night. It's long gone. It's in the streets of Sioux Falls. So initially from Aberdeen or not? Correct. Yep. I am from the Holy Land, Aberdeen.

I know you guys, I think we hit on all that with Grayson. So you guys are pretty much together. So it was at Watertown at all, I think? Watertown for school and then right to Sioux Falls after. Yep. Gotcha. And you guys said you were looking at houses recently? Is that what you heard? Yes. We secured one this afternoon or yesterday.

Awesome. So we're finally out of this dorm-style apartment that we've been stuck in the last three years. All right. Good news. Congrats. Breaking news. Breaking news. You heard it here first. A lot of firsts tonight.

All right. Born and raised in the Aberdabber. Are you going to be hard, live easy? Are you coming out for the trip? Of course. I got three days off. Oh yeah.

That's that's like ready for a nice long week to be there. I was gonna say that's three out of five of the days that you're going to need. Mm hmm. Yeah, for real. Well, we have to be there on Thursday for karaoke, right? That was your I was about to say that you threw the hook out. So I regret that immediately. I haven't sang karaoke since my kid was born.

So it's been five years. And I was just like, ha ha ha. I it's been five years. And I was just like, ha ha ha. I heard the zoo does karaoke. And then everybody was like, I'm in. All right. I'm like,

Oh no, I think I just committed to this. You did. Yep. I just want to go to pounders. That's all. I bet you do. Probably pounders.

And then the zoo, right? Like let's all be hung over for weigh-ins. Nice and dehydrated, right? It works for me. Yeah, you do say that. It still throws me off, but I guess I never... No, you don't get hammered. You have like two or three.

You drink a shitload of water and then you have like two or three beers so that you... It's like a cheap water cut. Because water cutting is next level stuff I'm never going to get involved in. I'm doing any of that business but like you drink two liters of water in the morning drink some beer then you have a couple beers or whatever and then your body's like get rid of everything and then you're just like you were three pounds less the next day uh so did you want to uh you know we always let people talk about jobs if they want that's up to you

you had mentioned you got time off at work so anything you wanted to let people know about you know such as an icebreaker if they meet you in person yeah I have a lovely work from home job through the VA system here I uh I just started that a little over a year and a half ago. I was doing physical therapy before that. Okay. I was doing home health physical therapy. So I was traveling in between every single appointment. And there's some weather here.

And I don't like that. I've got stranded a few times and sometimes being alone in people's houses is scary so i got out of the job that's understandable for sure um so but working with the va you must be familiar with the uh you know the people that created tango charlie then right oh yeah of course. Veteran founded, apparently, but just not currently veteran owned. I was wondering what VA meant, and I was

going to ask, and now I clued in. Veterans Affairs, Mr. Canada. Yeah. We all got there. We got there together. I still, like, a year, almost a year later, I still don't catch, I don't think either of us catch on that like we'll be talking for a couple minutes the other person has no clue just because the

Canadian American just differences of because he has like why is Joey looking at me all funny I was like oh he doesn't understand what we're talking about yeah but I can pick up things oh yeah context clues are good stuff oh so yeah working from home has got to be nice, especially out there, like you'd said. So that's cool. We're great. Can't wait to see you guys in Aberdeen. So, I mean, you're already wearing a pretty awesome piece of merch. So would you say there is one piece that you wish you had that you don't currently have? Oh, the only thing I can think of off the top of my head, and I have no idea what it's called.

I didn't even bother trying to look. It was that shirt. It was red and it had the lady on it. She had blue hair. The pinup. Yes, that one. I wish I would have got that one. I just never ordered it. No reason. Yeah, I don't even have that one.

I like that you bring this up because last year, I don't even have that one. I like that you bring this up because last year, I know, Keith, we didn't get to talk to you at Pounders last year and Joey, you weren't there. I showed up wearing quite the antique shirt that Tanner and Tommy don't even have. The raglan. And yes, the baseball tee. It's my favorite shirt. Yes, the baseball tee. It's my favorite shirt.

And so Grayson and I have something cooked up for showing up to Tanner's party on Friday. Okay. With that in mind. Okay, because so do I. I've already got it made. It has been impossible not to wear that. I've got to sit on this thing for however many months. And I got him. And I'm looking at him.

And I'm just going like, I don't fucking wear that right now so that's funny that you're gonna do that like we're gonna have a like okay like there's gonna be a fashion i think it was an unspoken thing that because damager where wore the um that patchwork one that he got i think people are gonna show up in some rare some rare, and we all just decided on our own we were going to try to one-up each other this year. I don't think I have anything really good. It's going to just be a fashion show. Uh-huh.

Tanner, you're going to have to build a catwalk. Dude, the rains were so fucked on that Friday. I hope he has a hall for 150 people. Line the catwalk with cactuses so that we can kick some over. Knock them down. Oh, God.

That's my favorite memory of that Friday. It really was. Oh, that was good. All right. So this was the first shirt you ordered seven years ago. Mm hmm. All right. So your Hall of Fame adjacent you ordered seven years ago. All right. So your Hall of Fame adjacent, I heard.

Almost, yep, pretty much. How many points do you have? And I think we could continuously add this as a thing. So I definitely, if we're going to consider the joint points that I helped Grayson get, the orders, the 10 orders for sure. And then he hasn't listened to the whole backlog of Mathnomics yet, but there are so many episodes that we listened to together on his phone when we were driving that I have no record of listening to on my phone.

Otherwise, being crew adjacent for seven years didn't help me with the two spots where you're supposed to be a crew member for a year and four years. I really shot myself in the foot with that one. But as of tonight, being on this podcast, I only have five.

Still a lot. More than zero. More than zero. More than zero. If you're wondering why I keep making a stupid face, I changed a beer, so my wife decided she was going to get me a different beer. Yeah. It just tastes like perfume.

So I'm not enjoying it. Is it a good perfume? No. No. I want to go back to my Keith's because every sip of this literally tastes like I'm eating a candle. But it's fine.

Normally this beer is fine. It's just when it's the one that you drink after another one. You're used to drinking your favorite one and then you're like, oh, let me try this different thing. Yeah, it's like candle wax in my mouth each time. So if you're wondering why i keep making that silly face every time i have a sip that's why i think the listeners at home were wondering

why you were making that face oh i was just gonna say it you can hear it no don't tell me you can't hear it like it uh so hannah you want to tell us about your lifting history uh dating back from when you first kind of got into the gym or, you know, any, any sports or athletics you did? Yes. So quite the up and down history for me with lifting, always been an athlete. I started gymnastics when I was three, uh, did that for a while. And then middle school and high school, I just did volleyball and track. I didn't start really lifting until my freshman, sophomore year of high school. I figured out you kind of have to have a bit of

upper body strength to be good at pole vaulting. And so my coach said, let's hit the weights. And then I hilariously gained 12 pounds right before the season started of, you know, good bulk. And all of a sudden now I didn't have a pole that I was legally allowed to use because you, they're weight rated. So I had to get a brand new one. I bought a brand new one. And that helped. That was wonderful. It was great.

I didn't even ask. It's not important, right? And then I had a lot of injuries, a klutz, a klutz and unlucky. So I had two surgeries my senior year of high school that really put a kibosh on the athletics for a bit there. And then I didn't start lifting again until after I started dating Grayson. And then I started getting jacked at massonomics. Then COVID hit a few years later and we were in school. And I took a break because the gym shut down and I don't like lifting at home.

Sorry. We also didn't have any equipment. So I would have really been trying to make do. And I just didn't like it. It wasn't what I was used to doing. And so I stopped for a little while. And then it's been really tough getting back into it here in Sioux Falls. There's too many people here. Gyms are too busy. I know Tommy's commented on the etiquette of some

of the people that are in some of these gyms here in Sioux Falls. And it is a lot to reckon with. Sounds like you're going over to Tommy's house. Yeah, right. We're not going into mass details. Don't give us your address or anything. But the house that you bought or rented, wherever this new situation is at the new place, where's that and locations to other gyms? Because I know Grayson's gym hopped a couple times, I think, trying to find something better for him.

But I know Liberty Barbell is pretty awesome. When we went there, I'm just curious if that's even close to where you guys are going to be. So Liberty is in T, which we're going to still be on the Southeast side of Sioux Falls. So it's not really that far of a drive to get over there if we wanted to lift there. But the only gym that we've had a membership here was the great life.

I think it was the same one that Tommy was going to. And we're like here right now and where we're moving is like here so the gym that's right there is still right there um yeah you just move the opposite side of the middle of it okay yeah and that was the one that tommy was going to but grayson drives to the one that's in harrisburg south of us um like 15 minutes you said they had better equipment or something, right? Yeah, and I mean the layout's better and the one that is right next to us

has a gym like basketball court gym attached to it and so there's a lot of high schoolers, a lot of broccoli heads there that take up a lot of space. So it's not my favorite. Well, hopefully, I don't know. I just, you know, hopefully, you know, guys can figure it out and, you know, get i don't know i just you know hopefully you know

guys can figure it out and you know get you back in there get you consistent again at some point whatever it takes i guess but yeah go uh just you know go go go get the keypad to tommy's house you know his garage he's not using that you know you know all you need is a squat rack and a barbell and some weights you know i think he's got all that by now so you should be you know throw him you know a dollar a day pass and you'll be good to go. I think we're waiting on plates. Yeah. I think I saw his stories. He's got some plates.

They must have just showed up, so you should be good. Perfect. And I already declared this to Grayson, so I'll declare it here and hold myself accountable. I will participate at the Lift Hard, Lift easy next year. Nice.

2020. So now I have no choice. Yep. You will, you will, you will try because registration, you know, Jesus,

I think that what it sold, sold out in like six hour, maybe it was a day or two, but regardless, it was sold out like before public had access to it. I think what was there only 12 spots open the next day. Yeah. It was something crazy.

You know, I was I know I know I joined I were anxious about if we'd even fucking get signed up and, you know, Tanner hooked us up with the link a little bit before, you know, possibly, but I wasn't sure. But I think we did mention that. Yeah, we did not mention that that has not gone out at all at any point. Just drove that bus right over tanner on that one i bet someone someone could fact check that and let us know i'm pretty sure that was public knowledge allegedly allegedly that happened uh-huh uh well you know there's too many like crew in person too so it's like fuck who did i talk to in person about this there might be a rap battle event at the lift hard live easy i don't know if tanner keeps dropping bars on the podcast i might have to i might have to you should at

least source his bars correctly yeah i think that was part of it though no that'll be awesome get you uh get you back now have you ever competed though have you ever done no i just no i just did it for fun. We were just having fun. So I'm sure I'll be totally chill and super cool when it comes next year. That sounds like me on a meat day. I was going to say, yeah, you're either going to be

on my level or on Keith's level and neither are popular. Yeah, I don't know what the in-between would be like. Well, the in-between is everyone else. There's like me and Jen Damager and and like maybe Bryce and Eddie who are just like there to have dumb fun. And then there's Keith, who is a cyborg. And if you even talk to him before his set, before his attempts, he will kill you.

I like to think that I'm a person that has dumb fun i'm not i'm not i'd like to be i like to think that i can be whimsical i'm not i'm not i'll be a key i don't think anybody's ever called me whimsical so i kind of appreciate that you're welcome like not in a not in a long time or at least in a good way um so like even when that 10 pound thing fell on your head like you didn't that wasn't fun yeah it wasn't uh it wasn't fun and even that didn't keep me from the gym so what's my excuse now right i'm the king of segues for a little context that's that's gerald hello gerald um for context we were in watertown at the gym and it was a the wobbliest rogue rack i've ever seen in my life

and there were only well like tens i guess it's probably too heavy to be up like head level. And I was moving only 25s. Okay, so I'm not throwing weight around on this thing. I just slid a 25 off. And apparently that was enough to just jangle the whole thing. And an iron 10-pound fell and hit me right in the eyebrow right here. I had such a goose egg and we told the gym owner about it and he said Oh yeah, fuck that. Oh well.

It was an earthquake crack. Yeah. Everything's loose and unsecured. That definitely correlates to why the Thomases have a home gym and don't try to do commercial gyms in Watertown, then, it seems like. I did like that gym, but that was silly. It's so wild you guys say Watertown.

What are you... Well, like, okay, so we'd probably say Waterton. That's... You're missing a letter there, though. That's like T-U-N or T-O-N. Well, we also don't say Newfoundland, right? There's an entire province. We don't call it Newfoundland. You call it

Newfoundland. No, just absolutely you guys pronounce every letter in everything ever. There's a Watertown in two hours from me in New York, too. It always throws me off when someone says Watertown, and I'm like, are you talking about the one that I live by or the one where, like, fucking, like, six of my buddies live in South Dakota? So that always throws me off.

But, yeah, Waterton, I don't think of someone. I don't know if I can get behind that one. I don't. You can keep Newfoundland, but Waterton, I don't know. Actually, if you come up here and call it Newfoundland, everybody goes, yeah, you're not from here. I think there's other things that would glaringly be obvious that I'm not from here.

Oh, this beer's terrible. So, what was more rewarding? Graduating from physical therapist assistant school So what was more rewarding? Graduating from physical therapist assistant school or 775 hours of Baldur's Gate 3? Well, I'm going to say Baldur's Gate 3 because that number is 935 now. Nice. I'm so glad you brought it up.

For the next three hours, that's what we're talking about thank you um so you guys enjoy the game you've reached in hours my total at my last meet congratulations that's a great way to look at it i love that that's my contribution hours yeah you did it you did it oh no i was gonna find a way to bring it up because siri talked about it on her episode too and i was like perfect i'm not gonna be the first one it won't be my fault if that derails the episode i don't know shit about it so we got that going well it's great just for what would you like to know you were at 775 back in February. So that's like you put a hurtin' on those numbers since then. Good job. It's like the only thing that I've ever been this engrossed in.

And I am just recently a gamer within the last three years, probably since we moved here. I pretty much only played like Paper Mario before that, that I think it was Grayson buying the PS5 that really just was like, well, it's here. I might as well see what's on here, right? So Baldur's Gate is basically D&D in a video game format. And I've never played D&D either. Had no idea what was going on. I remember when I first played

the very first time, I played like 16 hours and I was like, this blows. I deleted it, started over completely, and then I just never stopped playing. For whatever reason, starting over that second time, I was like, yeah, this is some good

shit here. I still don't know that I could tell you much about actual D&D, but I can tell you every single thing about everything that's ever happened in that game. What do you play as? My favorite... I like playing a rogue or a cleric.

What's your least favorite? Wizard or sorcerer. Yeah. I think barbarian would be boring. what's your least favorite uh wizard or sorcerer yeah I think barbarian would be boring it's yeah barbarian and fighter you just you just hit stuff yeah you just want you just run up

and hit it and then you run to somebody else and then you hit him yeah Leroy Jenkins that's what we're doing I thought it was the rogue that hit you hard you know but I guess not Yep. Hard. Leroy Jenkins. That's what we're doing. I thought it was the rogue that hit you hard, you know, but I guess not. No, that was the rogue rack. Good one.

Good one. We can do an FMK because it's relevant. If you want, usually we save that for later. But if you would say something, bring it up. Do you want to pronounce those names, Joey? Because I'm not sure those scoden um all the way under the batom oh sure fmk i don't know if this is gail astarian or carlac okay those are all baldur's gate people explain all of them my druthers. The fandom of Baldur's Gate and Ciri will hate me.

I'm going to kill Karlak because I've killed her enough in the game. I don't care. I don't need her. Love her. Great character. Bye. Irrelevant. I'm going to for sure fuck Astarion. I

could tally the number of times I have done it in the game, if you'd like me to report back. Is it 69 times? It's probably more than that. And you'd be surprised at the level of attention and detail that went into the genitals and sexual scenes in this game it's great um and then mary gail because again married him how many times in game he's great he's the best it's it's wonder that's it gail gail all the way wild wild Wild. Wild.

Okay, so... Where am I? The amount of times Baldur's Gate shows up in these fucking notes. Yeah, I know, right? Is that all Grayson's fault? I got a good bit amount of... I got a decent amount of stuff from several people. Well, mainly Grayson and your buddy. So speaking of Grayson...

Yeah, we haven't talked about him yet. Oh, we're not going to talk a lot about him. several people um well mainly grayson and your buddy so speaking of grayson yeah um i asked him talked about him yet oh we're not going to talk a lot about him um this is your episode i did want to say i asked him if he was a weeb or if you would call him one so follow up obviously to having you on are you a weeb you definitely could consider me one with the amount of regular content surrounding anime and manga, as well as fan fiction of the same anime and manga that I have saved to my device. I think I would fall in that category for sure. I think your headphones are screaming it to me right now, actually. You think so? I don't have the cat ears on. Okay. So then I've also been instructed to ask you, why is One Piece your favorite?

That's funny you should ask that because it's not. And if One Piece has zero haters i'm dead um and i don't even have a good reason for it i just don't like how it looks and i don't like that it's so long it is 1300 episodes and counting no thank you that's too much too much for anybody and i i couldn't keep going like it was so bad live action anime doesn't even make sense people are watching anime because they like that it's animated making it live action is is silly i don't know if i'd agree on that because i think that there's a lot of great storytelling and a lot of great concepts in it. And I personally don't like animation. Can you name one live-action adaptation that's good? The new Airbender.

You think that's good? I've enjoyed it. I've watched the cartoon. I've enjoyed watching the live-action. Was it better than the last live-action? Because that one was terrible. It be it genuinely has like it you would have to hate yourself and hate money if you read a script and went well this is worse than m night shyam allens let's make it like you'd have to staple your nuts to the table because that was so bad but this one does it does follow the storylines a lot but personally okay i don't like anime animation i don't like the

big fake tears and the faces they make and stuff like it just it doesn't sit well with me so i would say i'm one of those body pillows no that, that's got the girls with like the knock knees and the giant. The giant. No, no. The shoulders. Melons. No, I don't. And I just I wanted to make the joke about my piece.

Speaking of boobs, go ahead. Speaking of boobs, was that one of Hannah's nicknames at one point in her life? Oh, that was my bowling name. You got that from Eric, for sure. So him and I and a group of our friends would go

bowling every Wednesday for like two years straight because it was only a dollar for the game and a dollar for the shoes and they had cheap pitchers of beer. And so we would go every single week and be there for three or four hours making a, making a scene, right. For all the old people that are using the little ramps to,

cause they can't throw the ball themselves, you know? And of course you can't just put your name on the little screen that shows you where it's keeping your score you have to think of something else and hannah doesn't really have a nickname especially one short enough to fit in there and so of course being younger than now you know in my old age, um, wore a lot of, let's just say booby shirts. They were out, the girls were out.

Um, and so I asked Eric for an idea for my name one time when we went bowling and he just boobs. Okay. And then it was like that. And it was on the screen every week for two years nice i'm glad you made a nice segue into that you're still bowling do you guys still you get out with uh grayson's like you do like a date night bowling or anything like that grayson is bad at bowling so he doesn't like bowling um and we definitely don't, we've probably done it twice since we lived in Aberdeen,

which was like five years ago. So no. Massive triceps don't help him bowl. They don't. I don't know. I also hate bowling. I'm not going to lie. Is it because you're bad?

No, I just hate it. There was like, when I first joined this job, probably within about like a year between charity events and this job, I had like, I was forced to go bowling like four times in one year. And then I was just like, this is the worst. I'm never doing this again. And I've never done it again.

Like, I absolutely find it boring. Like you're sticking your finger in these disgusting holes and I'm not even getting half the fun out of how that sounds and like it's just yeah yeah anyway i'm with grace there's no getting you to the village bowl in aberdeen when you come for the lift hard lift easy unlikely i don't think i bought in 20 years at least maybe once in the last 20 years I don't know it wasn't ever a big thing missing out well one thing that you know I'd be excited to miss out on is this

tug of war that Joey's got us roped into with Tanner and Tommy it wasn't me but I hear that you've got a little I know I hear that you've got a little competitive advantage back in the day that you helped out Grayson mid event in his team that was losing one of the events on some strategy to some strongman tug-of-war. This is top-secret knowledge that's never been revealed before.

So this was the third strongman showdown, I believe. strongman showdown i believe um it was the only time that they did the like teams and everybody just picked like one event that they were gonna go head to head and someone against and then they did the team um uh the team tug of war and after a brutal first round it went on way too long and it i thought it was gonna they were just gonna have to call it a tie um me and one of grayson's uncles were sitting there like there's got to be a better way to do this right and so we googled how to win a tug of war and a guy on Reddit, of course, had like the physics broken down of how your lineup should be. And coincidentally, for the first round, both teams lined up shortest to tallest. And according to this, you were supposed to go tallest to shortest. Because then when they switched, we ran up and told them. And after they switched and, you know, seven foot tall, whoever in front was pulling against Megan Stone, who is four foot nothing.

She had to like pull down. Way worse advantage, literally two giant tugs from their team. And they just absolutely yoinked them across the line, like wasn't even funny. And then I was like, oh, they're probably it was kind of funny i was like oh my god they're probably going to catch on and switch for the third round and then it's going to be this stalemate again and they did not and we won nice that's awesome so if you ever um are in a tug of, don't tell the other team that you have a surefire strategy. We'll call it Hannah's strategy. I don't think that strategy is going to help Joey and I, though, because we don't have a tall person to put out front.

It's not a thing, right? I'm not. It's not a thing. Maybe on Sunday. I'm not going to do a tug of war, but it's funny. We do funny bits, and we beat jokes to death, so I'm going to do a tug of war but it's funny we do funny bits and we beat jokes to death so I'm going to talk about tug of war the next three months

damn it periodically give me a speedboat oh yeah what are you talking about I don't understand this speedboat thing I still don't let's do some cat talk what do you got currently you guys have three cats would you consider them all yours or are they collectively you guys got them all together or is one like a childhood cat that kind of came along or?

I was trying to see if I could show you any. Come here. So I have one cat that I got before Grayson and I were together. That was Big Gerald you saw back there. And so he'll be eight this year. you saw back there. And so he'll be eight this year. And then we adopted Patrick four years ago.

He is another, for those of you at home, Gary's a big fluffy orange cat. Patrick here is a big like tan cat. He's considered orange at the vet. Cause I guess there's no such thing as a tan cat. He's considered orange at the vet because I guess there's no such thing as a tan cat. And then last year, we had to take in another one from Grayson's younger sister. She had gotten the cat and then they had a baby and the cat liked to play with the baby. Nope. And not realizing that it's a squishy baby.

And so it wasn't working out really well and she didn't want to just give it away to anybody. And so we're like, hey, we like cats. How about a third one? Well, I guess like if you're spray tanning, you're kind of orange anyway. So like we could we could meet that halfway for that cat. That's true. That's true but we we broke the cycle we we thought it'd be funny to have every pet the same color and we were talking about getting like a corgi to match the color scheme of the other two cats but uh the third one that we took from

his sister is black and white so we we already kind of ruined that. Uh, nothing ruined about having cats. So that's when it gets possible. So that's all. I know. I agree. And this, this new place that we're going to finally has stairs.

So I can watch them like push each other down the stairs and run up and down the stairs. I'm very excited for that. Yeah. Watching my girls get like, figure out what stairs were. And it's kind of terrifying because we have, I like an open staircase into my basement so only stairs in the house so like if they fall from like eight feet fucking high because there's no backing like so we didn't let

them into the basement for like like the first three months until they were like you know maybe you could survive if you fell that far kind of size uh but yeah they're just the one was too stupid like she didn't i think she kept trying to go down backwards and then would just fall. What the fuck are you doing? No. But they both can staircase now just fine. That's good. It did take a little bit of trying, though. We'll send you some trial and error

if they seem like they're having some trouble with it. That's got to be exciting, going from a smaller apartment to an actual bigger space, especially with cats. Maybe actually put some distance between the litter box and sleeping quarters and living quarters would be ideal. Correct, yes. Congratulations.

That's awesome. I'm very happy for you guys to get some more space. And I'm happy for the cats. I mean, you and Grayson, whatever. But the cats have more space. More room for the cats, yeah. No, we could sleep in the closet, it doesn't matter. Well, I don't

think we should let anybody down. We should probably get into some poop talk. Yeah, there's an ungodly amount of poop suggestions and whatnot, but yeah. Well, the one I want to know I think the most about is who clogs a toilet better? Grayson

on a chicken bake or you on one of your first dates with Grayson? Well, considering Grayson didn't even actually chicken bake clog the toilet, it's gotta go to me. And I love that he brought that up because really,

you know, what better picture to paint of me than that? I'm just so comfortable in myself and in my surroundings that I, well, I can't say knew him because I've known him since middle school, but we dated for two weeks. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to big shit in your house right now. And I, I didn't even unclog it i made him do it and here we are seven years later still together yeah yeah i haven't asked him to do it again um i have learned how to do it myself but i i made him do it and he still wanted to date me oh that's that's... I don't think that would be a deal-breaker, though. Like, I don't... Yeah, I don't think if somebody's like, hey, I clogged your toilet, I'm gonna be like, oh, well, then, like, leave and let's never talk again.

Like, I'm never... That seems fucking wild to me. I guess, yeah, I think it would all be how you handle it. Like, if you, like... Everything's going great, but you pooed a bit big. When there's a difference between like the worst is when it actually overflows and then you actually have to like mop up shit water like that happens some toilets like don't actually stop yeah no i didn't do that

don't all do that you mop it up you kind of yeah get a straw like the rest of us you weirdo yeah the straw yeah yeah it was, yeah. It was, uh... I think there was a couple more. It's not unpaid and underrated unless somebody brings up poop. Like, that's just... Yeah. Everybody poops.

For you, Canadian, that's a book here. Oh, I have the book. Okay, good. Oh, I have the book. It did not help. Daniel the Tiger helped. You couldn't poop until you read Daniel the Tiger? Oh, not me. Daniel the Tiger helped. You couldn't poop until you read Daniel the Tiger?

Oh, not me. My four-year-old. Or two-year-old, however old he was. Did not really enjoy Everybody Poops. We had to get this stupid sing song. When you have to poop, you stop and go right away. Is that good advice, though?

To just stop dropping shit? Well, yeah, you just don't hold it. Or if you're on a trail and you're an unpaid and underrated guest in the past. You do it in front of a bunch of scouts or off the side of a mountain. Yeah, in front of a bus full or a boatload of Germans

or something on a tourist trip. I think the only thing we haven't done is poop in front of nuns or something. I think that's the only one that somebody hasn't brought up. I bet Bizarro's tried to shit in front of nuns before. He's probably done that. That's for sure.

He clogged a toilet in a church for sure. Absolutely. Maybe moving off a slightly uncomfortable topic. Tattoos. I've got a couple of tattoo questions I guess the first one is what's your favorite tattoo and is there a story behind it

well I kind of only have two I mean my whole arm's covered but it's all connected so is that one or is that multiple I guess it depends on did you sit for that at one sitting or is it a storyline or is it depends on, did you sit for that at one sitting? No. Is it a storyline?

Or is it a bunch of random things you connected? I had an interesting thought in my head that I'm not able to physically manifest in any way whatsoever. So I told somebody else that. And then they drew up a picture. And I said, that looks good enough. That still looks cool. Let me pay you a lot of money and sit here and we're just going to go with it. It's great. It's lovely. That's what that one is. And that's what that one was. Mm hmm. Yeah. So so my whole left arm is all just some stuff that looks cool.

But I guess, sorry if you can hear that. That's Patrick. He's scratching. I have, let's see if I can. I have one on my ankle here. It is a little cat looking through a wine glass. And I got it with one of my best friends for her birthday matching. It was her first tattoo. I don't know if you can tell by the looks of it,

it took about 45 seconds for that to be drawn on. Right. And I think she broke my hand. Every two seconds she asked, is it over yet? Is he done? What is he doing to me? And it was a great, wonderful experience. So at least every time I see that, I can think of how wonderful that experience was. When you have multiple tattoos, okay? And you have them all over parts of your body. And when somebody asks, did that hurt? The answer is no, right? Because it didn't hurt as much as the one that hurt the most, right? That's just a thing I've acknowledged.

Did your knuckles hurt? No. No, they did not. Because the one on my chest was the most pain I've ever been through. Did the one on your leg hurt? No. Because the one on my chest is the most pain I've ever been through. Did the one on your leg hurt? No, because the one on my chest is the most pain I've ever been through. But if you only have one, it sucks. Like it's wet fire. Tattoos don't feel good. So whenever you, if you don't have tattoos and you ask somebody, did it hurt? Shut the hell up. Of course it did. Yes. Of course it hurt. It's just a level of how comfortable i am with that

pain at the time and then the week and a half after where it's these these where i had to wear little plastic things around my hands to shower the worst i did the inside and the outside of my elbow like the same time so i had that plastic crap on both sides i couldn't like bend or straighten my elbow for like three days no that sounds awful and then terrible i posted a picture a selfie today just as a joke like a a urinal joke and i'm flexing my right arm in it and i looked at the selfie and I went, fuck, I need a tattoo on that arm. And you're just like, I have an appointment scheduled

for about one month from today. Yeah. And I was like, I'm tattooed out. I don't want any more. And then I got my knuckles done. So that's it, man. Like, I don't want to spend any more money. I don't need any more.

And then I was looking at that picture going, God, that's prime real estate for something new, isn't it? This train is not stopping. What's that, Keith? It's going to be harder financially with just the kids. It's just like, do I'm going to spend $800 on myself or am I going to like, you know, do my kids get a new play set or whatever? I don't know.

Yeah. And it never used to. Whatever kids need. Other than expensive. Like, I'm sure you can get cheap tattoos, but I think at that point, I don't know. Are you getting cheap tattoos at this point or you know and here's the thing tattoos used to be kind of cheap the one on my leg the big black label society one that takes up like like most of my calf is 250 that would be a thousand dollar tattoo today but i'm going back

20 years ago when i got it, right. It was $250. And then, yeah, I think other than that little one on my ankle, every time I've gone in for a session on my arm, it was $500. Did you pay for the new one? It was like four and a half to five hours every time I sat there. Yeah.

That's wild. I wish if they were cheaper, I'd have a lot more for sure. So Big Hannah, are there any circumstances you would get a neck tattoo if someone wanted to know? I love them. I love how they look. I don't think in my head knowing what a tattoo feels like could go through with it, picturing it on my neck.

I think I would freak out and just be convinced that they're going to stab through my neck and that it, no, I don't think I'd actually do it, but I can sure fantasize about it. I think I appreciate the other people that do. I actually don't like neck tattoos at all. That's a,

like there's a, there's a thing we say that I learned from another tattooed friend is that we have the warped tour tattoos and warped tour tattoos are when you have your wrists and hands done and your neck done so that when you're wearing a hoodie it looks like

your whole body is done and sometimes I see neck tattoos and it's just like, are you just Warped Hore tattooed? And so like, interestingly, I think they're cool. Like if they go up the shoulder or up the back of the ear, the front of the neck, I just, I'm like, eh. Depends on the subject matter, if it's like right on the throat.

But also when it's cold out and you're wearing long sleeves and long pants, how do people know if you're cool if you don't have your neck and your hands tattooed? Knuckle tattoos are where it's at. That's what I'm saying. When these ones fade, I'll get the second set done. The funnier version of them. So Keith, when are you getting a tattoo?

I don't. Probably never. I don't know. Get a Masonomics tattoo. Maybe they'll finally follow you back. I get a no wine cellar seller tattoo before getting anything else at some point. That's like, that's, that's,

that's my baby. It's about me. That one doesn't show anything. I love, I don't know. I would probably not get them. I get, I don't know.

I would, if I was going to tattoo, it would definitely be something correlated with my wife. Uh, maybe I, I used to think about like, maybe like, maybe like an immemorial thing to my cat that we last last year possibly or uh you know something about my gym but

more than likely it'd be something about my wife i guess you should get your left eyebrow replaced with your cat's names you shave your left eyebrow and tattoo cat's names on in place of your eyebrow. You look so badass. Nice cursive script you can barely read. Yeah. I definitely can't read it. I can't read anything when I write in cursive. When I sign in my name, it's like, what the fuck is that?

I don't know what that is. You wouldn't write it. I know. It was more of just a comment on cursive. I've been waiting 11 months to talk about cursive writing god damn it and that was the first time i had the opportunity obviously you know why else would i bring it up uh what else we got we got so does the roller coaster meme still exist and where can we find it i can't believe it hasn't showed up in the discord yet. I'm very proud of Grayson for showing restraint

and not unleashing that into the world until now. Yep. I'll post it in the discord right after. It was my 21st birthday. And back when I was drinking, and we went to the zoo of all places, right? That's where everybody ends up. And I had had a few. I should have, if I knew that you were going to ask about that, I would have pulled it up. I could have showed you. I had a few and it was late. It was also hot because my birthday is in August and we went outside for a dart and I just was like, you know, what I need right now is to sit down on the ground, leaning up against the fence and the patio back there and just closed my eyes just for a little bit. Totally not sleeping, totally not unconscious. Totally fine. And of course, a picture of me happened to be taken when I was relaxing and nothing else. And let's just say it looks perfect. Photoshopped into a stock image of people on a roller coaster um i don't know if you've seen videos where people go on like that slingshot ride and then pass out where it like shoots you up into the air um so yeah it looks totally natural and uh it looks like i died on a roller coaster it's great so grayson take note of two things in that story we need to see that

meme and her birthday's in august narrows it down at least yeah all right you what do you got i'm done embarrassing for a few seconds still might be embarrassing is there uh is there something you want to tell the class about what happened to your big toe the class would love to hear this. The class, I'm sure, would also love to see the pictures that I still have from this night. So this was before Grayson and I started dating. But we were in the cities, Minneapolis, sorry. And we were drinking of course and the friend's house that i was staying

at for whatever reason the exterior doors had like a foot of solid concrete that you step up to get in the doorway instead of it just being flush with the ground um and i'm not gonna remember that because that's stupid and who makes a door that way so when another friend wanted to come over and they called me to come and open it for them i'm that, like a, like a 45 degree angle and also at a tilt. Oh, I'll send that picture too. You're welcome. Um, and I couldn't really do anything about it. I mean, it was still totally attached at the time. Um, so I just, I just waited for it to

stop bleeding. And, you know, we just partied on and went to bed. And then the following day, we had a fun day of Valley Fair, roller coasters and such. And then we went out again downtown and drank some more the next night. When we woke up that next morning, Hannah didn't have a toenail anymore. And I was in bed with like a towel wrapped around my foot. But toenail, missing. Missing in action. Gone. It was in the sink in the bathroom in whoever's hotel room we were in,

I think. So I got a pretty nasty looking photo of my bloody stump that was remaining after my toenail fell off, and it's never been the same since. It looks pretty jacked up right now. We don't really need toenails.

Do we? I had some super fucking sensitive skin underneath i think you do well maybe it's it's only sensitive because it's being protected by the toenail it should just toughen up we'll just rip them all off and it'll build a callus right fortify you cowards i would love to hear poop stories other than this is so disgusting to me i'm so like skeeved out because i like i can feel the pain like i've had like i used like you know i've broken like fingernails and then like you have that like like three months where it starts to die from the side and then you just have like this huge like this the tip is there

but the bottom's growing out and it's just so painful you have to cut it off like that's like i've just felt that pain the entire story and i was like oh i regret asking that probably more than any other question i've ever asked on any podcast. Really? That wouldn't get me kind of like... There's no catheter in it, so you can't be too upset. Nothing wrong with that. That wasn't as bad as that story.

Because I can feel the internal pain. And it's funny because you're just imagining it. I haven't even sent you the picture yet. Oh, do it. Post it. Post haven't even sent you the picture yet. Oh, do it. Post it. Post it. The most icky thing ever. We did have a, so someone suggested there were some icky things.

Some, sorry, some icky foods you don't like. Chicken and eggs to be specific. So you don't eat chicken and eggs. So not, I don't think they're icky it's just sometimes my brain decides that i don't like it anymore after i've started eating it so it's it seems like it's only chicken and um eggs i don't think there's anything else off the top of my head that's a continuous problem sounds good Sounds good. I cook it. I start eating it. And then I'm like, wow, this is actually just fucking gross. And then all of a sudden the texture is wrong. All of a sudden, and I just, I physically cannot eat it. And I think I'm going to actually throw up for no reason. And chicken, I think it's because I'm always convinced that it's not going to be cooked. It happened.

It happened one time. I'm sure that it actually wasn't cooked enough and now I will not forget about it. And so I'm, I'm so scared, I guess about eating chicken and eggs just get too eggy. Did you have eggs at the uh the waffle house and that's crew falls meetup because that was some of the best fucking i sure did i have ever had those big like five egg omelets it was only like nine dollars it was the best

fucking deal ever that place is amazing those were good so it's just more like it's some eggs you can make at the house that it's just like, fuck, I don't like these. I guess. Or maybe I just eat them too much and then it's like the 12th day in a row and I'm like, can't have another egg for the rest of my life. I think that would ruin Tanner's life if he felt that way every 12 days and couldn't eat eggs anymore.

That's fun because I have a mental block and breaking news. I can't eat the last chicken wing ever so if I order the experience is over or what I don't I genuinely don't understand it everybody like if I go to a regular place they know they just know that when that last chicken is sitting on the plate I'm done and I can't eat and I think it's genuinely just because my brain goes you're done

that's enough stop eating these chicken like they're not worth the effort and i've tried like i'll gag yeah i'll eat i'll eat 10 chicken wings and that 11th one i'll be like what no i can't i can't eat that one right again i'm probably autistic but also like probably just i think it's the same thing that my brain is just like, you're done. You're done chewing on this shit. Yep. It happened. Oh my God. It happened one time I was eating spaghetti. We make a lot of spaghetti because it's cheap and it's easy. Yeah.

But I had a couple bites and then it was like the third or fourth bite. And I was like, oh my God, this fucking spaghetti is amazing. And it was like the third or fourth bite and I was like oh my god this fucking spaghetti is amazing and it was like the third or fourth bite and I'm like I actually think this is worms and this is the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life and I'm gonna throw up right now yep that's fun I've never considered that because I've always just known it's a thing

and I've known it's weird but it's fun that you bring it up yeah like I genuinely I was like no I'm gonna eat that last chicken wing and then I can't, I can't fucking touch it. Cat number three. Oh, he's a little guy.

He's just a little baby. He looks like two in comparison, but maybe it's just. Yeah. The other, no, the other two are huge. He's a little tiny baby.

I'm glad you brought up breakfast though. Keith, I have a question for you guys. What you got? What do you, I know Joey, you you are you eat a pretty consistent breakfast right it's like usually the same thing every day what do you guys consider breakfast do you have harsh rules on what is breakfast food and what is not or what you can

eat during breakfast oh that's fun i, like, I ate chicken for breakfast multiple times, and I was, like, super, when I was, like, super, like, into my ED and macro everything and shit, I was fucking for sure, like, when my normal breakfast disappeared, because I was getting, like, a protein bagel every day, but then, like, that company

literally just, like, up and vanished, so like, as a stopgap, before I found an alternative, i just ate sort of eating fucking chicken for breakfast also and that was horrible but it was doable uh breakfast now is just like a protein cereal but would i eat i mean i'm not picky like especially saturday sundays i'm waking up i'm eating whatever the fuck there was leftovers from the night before like because because saturday like the weekends and i don't have like a set breakfast time typically because i like i might eat later and eat less meals but it's typically going to

be like cold leftovers i'm not good to that joey uh yeah probably right i i actually interestingly i eat bacon and eggs pretty standard because it's just what my brain can handle and what my stomach can handle if i don't bother eating though then like technically my breakfast can be anything if it's 11 a.m and i've been awake since 8 a.m i don't give a shit it's a slice of pizza it's a hot dog it's whatever is going to make me not kill all of you because hell yeah my blood sugar starts to go down and my grumpy starts to go up but like um bacon and eggs are standard protein waffles protein pancakes i used to make killer pancakes sometimes i'll just do a bagel and cream cheese but like if somebody was like it's 8 a.m let's have spaghetti i'd look at them

like they're fucking psychopathic it's funny that you use that as an example, because when we were in school and COVID happened and we got kicked to online learning, this was my day every day from eight to four. And I would get up and as Keith so eloquently put, whatever the fuck is in the fridge is my breakfast. I'm not going to get up early and make breakfast before I have to do something like that. And so I remember one time getting absolutely roasted by my entire class and the professor because it was 7.40 a.m. I had a big fuzzy robe on the hood up and I was shoveling spaghetti into my mouth and rinsing it down with an A&W root beer.

Nice. And apparently that's not considered breakfast. But see, I wouldn't, I'd probably like bother you about it, but I don't think I'd like judge you for it. Like I, the A&W root beer probably that's too much sugar in the morning for me. It's no sugar free sugar free household okay but like the carbs and was it meat sauce at least like yes of course

yeah like i i would understand it now like as a lifter if you were to talk to me 10 years ago i'd be like no that's insane person stuff but even then roasting potatoes for breakfast and cold pizza cold pizza i'm okay with i guess i'm not as stickler as much as i thought i was are you microwaving that spaghetti or eating it cold oh god i can barely handle eating spaghetti microwaved and it being hot if i tried to eat that cold i think I'd not be on this mortal coil anymore. I would leave. I'd be gone. I can accept cold spaghetti more than warm spaghetti for breakfast,

I guess. I don't know. Some of them have a brain like cold leftovers for breakfast more than warming them up. I don't know. You eating cold lunches though in your car for work is... Such is life. You're eating chicken and broccoli and

stuff just cold uh so i've not i'm still eating i pretty much eat chicken every day for lunch but i've been we've been as of late uh as i did get tired of just eating fucking grilled chicken and vegetables so we've been doing crock pot like a like a like a barbecue old chicken in a crock pot and i've been meal prepping with that and i can fucking consume that so much i mean it's it's not as macro friendly but it's fucking tastes amazing and i end up eating like significantly more protein out of it because i'm eating a bigger helping of it because it's a lot easier to shovel like eight or nine ounces of that down than like fucking just six ounces of cold plain breast so yeah i you know that's

for sure i just i don't. You heard it here first. He doesn't like cold, plain breasts. Nope. What kind of breasts would tickle your fancy more? Gummy dicks. If the breasts were dicks. I think it was. I think someone, someone said.

I think it was on Facebook when they shared the uh the woman's big breast uh video on the on like the facebook and i think i think chris hornick asked how does one gauge that or something like the size and i said mouthfeel to kind of answer your earlier question and that's good you know to weigh those out artemy wants to say like red sauce in the morning is hard but i also play because it's super indigestion but i also put ghost pepper sauce on my fucking eggs sometimes so like here i am going like oh spaghetti sauce might so a tomato it's too spicy for joey he's got time to cook eggs and bacon and then go to work.

I don't know. I agree. I have 20 minutes to take a shower and get in the car. I actually won't eat bacon on deadlift day either. I know. Yeah, you said that a bunch. To me, I don't have a schedule, I guess, to where I can just – I'd have to wake up at 4 a.m. to cook. And then it's like I'm waking the whole – I leave before my wife gets up half the time so it's like i can't be like making a bunch of noise cooking shit so

i'm just lazy i'm lazy too sometimes for sure i work from home i get up four minutes before i'm supposed to turn my computer on i could wake up and make breakfast i'm not gonna do that bought that hold cereal and headset on so I know you're not technically you know until next until 2025 when you know you grace us with your presence at the you know lift hard live easy

3 slash 2025 you're currently not a powerlifting record holder but I hear you are a middle school track and field record holder and now is there a shirt for that? Is there a shirt? Actually, yes, there was. I don't fit into it anymore.

I don't have it. Believe it or not, when I was 14, 13, I was smaller than I am now at 27. So no longer have the middle school record shirt, but it was kind of impressive because I think it's going to actually be a long time before anybody beats that because I shouldn't have been able to do that. I was high jumping. And, um,

I think the previous record was like for middle school, it was like four foot eight or something, which is fine for a middle schooler. Right. But in terms of like being good at high jump or like high school level, you know, that's not even like qualifying for state. Right. So when I was a seventh grader, the first year that you can do track, I somehow at one of the meets about halfway through the year, hold out a five foot one jump. Just absolutely kept soaring over the bar and got pulled up to varsity. And I don't think a single person has ever came close to that and guess what um shocker i barely jumped higher than that the rest of the time i was in high school so my claim to fame is that one day when i was uh was 13 and i was just chasing that high ever since

good stuff uh yeah that is crazy like uh i think my my wife kind of had a similar thing like she she her like her numbers and uh cross country were like about the same from seventh grade to like when she was a senior in high school just because like as her body like she became a larger so you know you just you're just side but this is me trying to remember her telling me that i'm pretty pretty sure like her athletic like she would like varsity as like 12 year old, but then, you know, half of the girls, all American as a senior, like she was really good, but she just like stayed really good the whole time. middle schoolers and then it just like it like it's just always like younger girls and like when you get older and you kind of plateau it seems like a lot of girls just don't stick out and like keep crack you know keep performing and then you stupid boys just get better the bigger you guys get so there's not usually like younger guys that get brought up onto um like jv and varsity and

stuff like that when jv and varsity for girls is like all middle schoolers it's kind of funny uh makes sense for sure though i can definitely like see that like historically play out and repeat itself time and time again um a lot of boulder gate i think we a lot of boulder gate i'm actually kind of interested in um going to a rave just as shrek another thing that would have been i should have brought like a vision board or something like all these pictures you guys could see so apparently it's a national thing this guy does it where he puts on shrek raves all around the country. And he luckily for me came to Sioux Falls. Was that, I think it was last year.

And so you show up, you didn't have to show up in costume, but I am going to show up in costume. And it was only crazy EDM remixes of the original shrek soundtrack from the movies or any other like really popular edm songs with these absolutely insane shrek visuals you know um and it was an absolutely great time i think there's a bikini bottom rave that also comes through around. I didn't make it to that one. But yes, I chose Shrek because that to me is like the funniest one to horribly cosplay. The green paint way too not the right color. I started sweating it off. I bought a shirt from Amazon that was like

movie accurate. Like it looked like the print on it looked like his actual shirt, but it was so cheap. It was only the front half of the shirt. So like where the seam is like on the shoulder, then the back is just white. It just looks absolutely so shitty and so low effort. And I just, it's so much funnier that way. But someone showed up in a full

it had to be expensive it was crazy a legit donkey suit um so he won he won that night but yeah so next time um or you should you should follow i'll find who it is on facebook you can oh sorry you're not on facebook um i'll send it i'll send you updates if he's in your area you can go to the shrek rave i think everybody needs to experience that once in their life now was that was that donkey a uh a two-person suit or or someone stand like someone walking on all fours or was it like a dude just standing vertically the whole time and it was unfortunately unfortunately a bipedal donkey. It was no quadruped action happening there.

A little anticlimactic. No one was on the bottom. That one wasn't enough for me. I really needed that to be two people. Did it shatter the illusion? No, I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I'm not on anything anymore.

Fuck, I'm barely even on TikTok. But he does edge his wings and does not completion them. At least he's not afraid to eat flats. Didn't you say that it was too sensual to eat them? I do not like flats at all. Too sensual to eat them.

I was going to ask you. You got to get in there and slurp it out. Do you specifically say like it? I know you're, you're seeing pretty neutral on flats or drums from what I remember, but if you haven't like, what are we going off the rails or no, I'm curious if the last wing that you don't eat,

is it consistently a flat or a drum or is it completely no rhyme or reason what you leave behind? It's usually a drum. So you like flats. That's why we don't. That's why we're well, no, it's just because you get less of those. I get fucking I always get shafted with fucking like like

three quarters. The one I don't like. I'm like, what the fuck? Give me goddamn more drums. I'm with drums. I'm team chicken nugget. Give me boneless. I don't want to have to work for my for my meal. I just want to throw it in there and I'm with Team Chicken Nugget Gimme Boneless I don't want to have to work for my meal I just want to throw it in there I'll definitely fuck up some Chick-fil-A Nuggies

So actually I had Chicken Wings bone in I had bone in Chicken Wings about a week ago And it actually made me sick as shit Like for the entire night I just was out of it And the next day I was out of it I couldn't do

anything and i think i think i was talking to you guys in the discord that like this is the sickest i have been in months and i think it was those chicken wings i actually haven't had chicken wings since so we went out today to have them and the last day well i went to a different place so yeah it did and the last one left was so weirdly fried that the skin looked funny so like I just couldn't like again like you can't bring yourself to eat that last one but no actually I forgot about the sensual

chicken thing and that's why I was doing the shape thing because it's like yeah that makes sense he's not he's not burying his nose in there to get that meat that's a shame Keith that's a shame, Keith. That's a shame. Shame on you. Get in there.

Gotta get in there. I have tried them. Speaking of trying new foods. It's trying new foods. Something you enjoy doing, it looks like. It was noteworthy. I don't know. We're gonna laugh at you for a little bit longer, and then I'll answer your question.

Broke me. I'm not even sure he got the reference of what we just said. Yeah, Keith, I love eating, Keith. I love trying new stuff. Now that we're in this big old city, the Sioux Falls, where we have the world is our oyster when it comes to food. Yeah. I'll try anything once.

Definitely don't recommend that burger. I had right off the airport with Grayson and the boys. That was the most disgusting burger I think I've ever had. So don't, don't go there. What did you, I mean, I've never eaten at the airport here,

but no, no, it wasn't at the airport. It was like, it was the, it was the, or the it was the airport or the yeah it was the friday it was the friday afternoon where it was like me me colton grayson uh the boys from west virginia and tommy went to one of the bars downtown and i don't know it just was the weirdest burger oh did you go to jl's probably probably but it was like it was almost like white meat.

The patty has a very white, gray... And I'm like, is this a fucking Sioux Falls... Is this like a South Dakota thing? I think you got the nasty patty from that episode of SpongeBob. It was fucking horrendous. They took it out of its cage and put it on a plate and gave it to you. I have never glazed an episode of SpongeBob in my in my life that's unfortunate you're one of those kids oh yeah we did forget that uh i think you would so you and you and grace and both like spongebob from what i recall right it wasn't do you guys so just equally like just zone out watching spongebob or just more because it is

even a show that still like it actively yeah it unfortunately does still exist the original creator died and so whoever at nickelodeon that took it over they really kind of crapped the bed on it and it's so weird i'm not to be like an old person hating on like the new kids for like this stuff like the new stuff for kids like it was better back in my day but like it objectively is uh it's weird and it's it's weird and bad but the first like three seasons of it are peak peak cinema if you if you watch the doodle bob episode and you don't laugh hard enough to pee, I question. I question your sense of humor. Everyone always questions.

Everyone already questions my sense of humor. I don't think people think I have a sense of humor. I'm fairly certain you do, except that you rated Basketball so low. That one makes me... I bet if I had to re-watch that one. I think a lot of those I rated on just... I had like go through my entire movie catalog in like a month out of boredom when i was just like just like okay because i didn't start that imbd thing until like 2012 and i had been

watching movies since like 1990 so like there was 22 years of just guessing when i finally filled them out yeah you are straight up wrong about baseball i still think if i if i had to put me in the spot right now basketball is still probably like a it's less than a six but wrong Hannah what is like the weird like not weirdest okay so what's your favorite food that you move

to the big city and you say I'm not gonna like that and you ended up liking it what's up I haven't had anything that I thought I wasn't gonna to like. I've tried everything because I was certain I was going to like it. So our favorite place that we frequent the most often is any one of the three Indian restaurants that are here. Grayson always only orders butter chicken. I've tried the entire menu at this point. That's one of my favorite places to

go. And then there's a Korean fried chicken place that opened up um that's one of my favorite places to go and then there's a korean fried chicken place that opened up right next to one of the indian restaurants that we go to and that's some of the tastiest shit i've ever had in my life is it jolly bees no it's um called opa chicken i don't know if it's a chain or if it's a local thing you're eating yeah yeah nuggets yeah that's from avatar the last airbender keith so yeah i did see the live action in like 2005 and the bad one yeah the sucky times on my watch list but it's not like i don't know i saw i read some reviews and like middle well i'll have to run out of shit to watch it i might watch it kind of thing i but i clued into biryani

and if you can get grayson to try biryani he might tries everything that i order but i don't think he wants to commit to a full new dish oh i i love uh ka, I love butter chicken, I love Indian food, but then biryani hit me, and I was like, wait, this is one pot, and it's just like, just rice and meat and veggies, and it was so good. We make it all the time here. So good. Lamb or chicken

biryani, and it's the easiest thing to make, because you just fry up some stuff and then cook it all in a pot, and everything tastes incredible. um you'll like this so one of the first times that i got grayson to go with me to eat it i'd been door dashing it myself a couple times at this point um so i already knew what i was going to order i'd always i'd already tried all the basic white people things you know the chicken tikka masala the butter chicken whatever and so I was going to order. I'd already tried all the basic white people things, you know, the chicken tikka masala, the butter chicken, whatever. And so I was ready to branch out.

I already had all that. Well, Grayson was more reserved and that's what he ordered. And he ordered it mild because he didn't want to be he didn't want it spicy. And I ordered something and I said, just make it hot. And the waiter was like, yeah, like, let's go. Right. Where, you know, they give you a crap ton of food. And so we obviously had leftovers and I'm pretty sure we had appetizers anyway. So like, we obviously were going to take, um, take out back home. he comes back around and he didn't ask me he asked grayson who hadn't finished his food either and he's like too spicy oh for for mild butter chicken like he was like taking a jab at him like oh my god he couldn't even handle it and like looks over at me like haha right all right wait so you listen to metal yes ish metal ish what i hear um metal ish well so it's like beartooth okay beartooth freaking amazing name not as heavy as i thought somebody

with the name beartooth was going to be. And one of my co-workers used to be, he was in a band called Counterparts. Do you know who they are? No. Okay, so he was telling me about these guys and that's how I ended up finding them. And also not as heavy as I thought they would be.

But Fit for a King, Emotionless in White, like all amazing bands, but then suddenly Hozier? emotionless and white like all amazing bands but then suddenly hosier so yes i i listen to heavier music than grayson does he's got a limit where he cuts off where it's like too much um that i like that me and my me but me and my buddy eric listen to so i listen to really heavy stuff those guys that you listed are mostly just the people that I just never skip. They're like, if a song comes up in my shuffle, like I'm always going to stop and listen to whatever one of their songs come

on. Like, I just like them a lot, but yeah. My Spotify wrapped last year had three like really heavy bands in the middle. And then like number one, hosier and number five, Justin Bieber, the Veeves. Um, uh,

my shuffle, if I just shuffle all of my liked songs is a wild ride. I got a little bit of everything in there for anyone so where so where does he draw the line at like heavy and then you're like no i'm gonna overstep that line that's kind of what i'm wondering it's hard to tell because when i recommend a song that i think he might like that i like it's hit or miss if he's gonna like it or not and sometimes when he's told me that he likes this song i was surprised that he liked it so i don't really have a gauge on where his like limit is but it's definitely not like um slaughter to prevail or anything like that um which i can handle some of

it i don't like when it starts sounding squealy, like some suicide silence, um, where it sounds like pigs squealing, like that kind of stuff. I don't like that at all. I don't like, yeah, I don't,

I don't like that at all. Um, but I love the drums in like death or yeah, like the drums sound amazing. Um, but I don't like the vocals at all. That's funny. Cause I, I was actually saying to Morgan today,

we were listening to Slaughter to Prevail. Saga was asleep and I was like, all right, daddy's heavy music time. And I was like, it's interesting that like 10 years ago, not 10 years, like 20 years ago, I wouldn't listen to Slipknot because he was screaming too much. And now I'm listening to Deathcore where it's like goblins and bears microphone but no the other thing about Hozier absolutely our wedding song

is a Hozier song I love him so much I love him so much he's incredible we don't actually have a wedding but like our song was In A Week by Hozier off that first album the work album but like our song was in a week by hosier off the off that first album the work album

uh god keith i don't care if you agree or not i just need to hear you say that you also like hosier we're just gonna get that on record and then we'll move forward a band and or person that i have heard of before no yeah of course

i don't that is very upsetting. That's upsetting. Well, you have some homework to do. All right. Well, you send it to me. I'll give it a shot. Okay. I have been known to

anytime there's like a meaningful song in the Masonomics universe, I will typically at least lift to it. Or, you know, like when someone dies or something, I'm always, I'm very, I let what's going on in my life kind of seep into the gym at times as far as music, uh, as with, you know, anytime someone like, you know, name drops a song is really important to them or something.

So you send me like the number one song, it would be good in the gym and I'll, uh, we'd be able to pull something heavy to it tomorrow. What was yours? Not a gym, gym uh gym van that's for sure um people didn't think strawberry wine by dn carter was a gym song and i fucking pulled a pdr to it a couple days ago okay that's true that's fair go against conformity because no one can put me in a box and tell me what to fucking do no one puts a baby that's fair that's fine i i appreciate that um i too also really like being extra sad listening to songs that i know are gonna make me feel worse you got to get all the hurt out at once and then you can move on i have a playlist on my phone that's just for

terribly sad songs for when i need to you know have a good sturdy cry and then move on with my day that I can just hit one of those. And. Hey, what song is that? What's your top, top, like I'm sad and need to be sad or song. It depends on why I'm sad. If I'm just depressed because I'm depressed, then, um, any of them will work. Let me pull out my sad playlist here and see if I can get a good one for you. Um,

it's called sad emo girl, cry, spotify or something along those lines it's called sadge s-a-d-g-e um and you know i don't really have a lot in here right now i just recently decided that i needed this at my disposal at all times but the only artists so far that are in here are sleeping with sirens wage war bare tooth fit for a king and if i were you if that gives you any context at all i'm sure that answered your question they all sound the same to me they all sound the same but i definitely agree that uh you know everyone i will definitely listen to very emotionally sad songs when i'm like processing shit in the gym at times for sure that's like that is some of the best therapy i think i've ever had and like grieving like lost loved family members and stuff like i agree for listening to some like sappy country song uh about going and resting high on the mountains as I'm just killing myself under the barbed wire.

That has happened pretty much all the impactful death in my life on a real personal level. So it's just good to have that weight of process and vent. It's very helpful. Songs have the words that you can't think of yourself right that someone else was able to describe what you're feeling so you didn't have to so you can just enjoy that they put in all that work and you didn't have to similar to your sleeve tattoo yep uh so now when you were a regular at the massonomics gym uh and how was there a this would have been you know what's there the probably wasn't as large of a collection as there is now of the iPods.

But were you able to hook up your own phone then or were you stuck to just whatever one of the – did you have to lift a butt rock basically back in the day? I love butt rock. So I loved using the Mathnomics gym ipod touch it was great when grayson and i would be there on the weekend sometimes and it was just us then we would hook up our phone and you know play something a little heavier sometimes but if there was a chance that anybody might be there or like during the week when it was normal time when other people would be there nothing wrong with a little butt rock. Nice. Nice. I think there was a, there was two different iPods when I was there. So we had the, the world was our oyster back then, you know,

that's it. I think there's like six now. There's definitely many, uh, there's more than two when I would tour to the gym for sure. Um, I think we definitely, some of those i want to save for unpaid so i've kind of um maybe one or two and then get into a mount rushmore or i'm good with even going into mount rushmore i'm trying to i'll do i'll do one more music thing while you're reading uh nether walker they have like two songs but they're dnd based death okay yeah that's cool so as a baldur's gate fan maybe they'll give you something but uh thine king weeps for mercy i think is the the song that has the weirdest most gobliny vocals oh gosh but that's appropriate

though right if we get goblin vocals on a D&D track I think that's fine yeah okay I got that Keith you're crossing all the fun stuff oh no well the one was I'm saving it for unpaid but I'm not sure which other one

I'd which well if it's not under unpaid go at it okay so I once said on this podcast that uh for a guy who doesn't have a lot of who doesn't believe in ghosts i have an awful lot of ghost stories and apparently you do too would you like to hear some i want to hear the top one. Um, I am a twin and for a while we, um, shared a room and he was gone. I think he was staying at a friend's house one night and I was on the top bunk, which was a twin bed and he had the bottom bunk, which was a full bed.

So I'm like, he's gone. I'm living like a King this weekend. I'm sleeping in his big bed. Right. And so I'm sleeping down there. I'm totally fine. You know, whatever. I get up in the middle of the night thinking I got a piss. I swing my little feet over the edge and go to stand up. And again, I could have just totally been hallucinating this.

And this was a nightmare instead of a thing that actually happened. But I swear something grabbed my ankles from underneath the bed. And so then of course I freak out and jump back up on the top bunk where I belong, slept peacefully the rest of the night. And I woke up remembering the next day that I had scratches on my legs around my ankles. So something happened, whatever that was. Then when we moved out to a bigger house, my older brother decided that him and his friends needed to constantly be trying to connect with something via a makeshift Ouija board. And our dog didn't seem to like it. Something was stirring in the air every time they did it that she started freaking out. And one night they were doing it i remember i watched so this isn't bs unless you know i'm

insane the board nobody was touching it and it like flipped over and like fell on the ground off the table where it was sitting like all on its own and i was like well that's about enough i think your friends should leave now thank you um no more of that and the next night after that um the way that our basement was set up there was like one tv and a couch against like a wall on this side and then there was a different tv and couch set up facing a different way so that my my brothers could be like playing video games and I could watch TV or whatever. The other TV was on, but I was sitting in front of the other one. And all of a sudden everything shut off, like all the lights, the TV, everything shut off. And then I heard footsteps in the carpet in front of me, like someone walking.

And obviously I was, you know, sitting there alone. And so I run upstairs and all the lights are still on and i asked my parents i was like did the lights like flicker was there like a power thing whatever and they're like no it's been totally fine uh so i slept on the couch that night because i was not about to go back down there and see what was walking around yeah that one creeped me out that was all bullshit in my head until the last like when you said like i felt or heard steps in the carpet i just like was like looking behind me is there a motherfucker behind me because you can picture how that sounds

exactly that is what it was and i was there alone it wasn't the dog the dog was upstairs so you know so if if horror movies have taught us anything you are haunted i think so yeah it hasn't followed me here um at least not yet maybe now that i've called it into existence again we'll see if the next week i start having some new house you know yeah you guys bought a haunted house right you know no definitely a me problem. I don't think my brothers ever complained of anything weird happening. Not even the one that's a twin? Yeah, I can't believe we have another twin on here.

And we did not at all. It's not in any of the notes, man. No, I did not. No, I don't fuck shit. Not your fault. All the twin jokes in the world and you think grace would have clued in to be like by the way she's a twin yeah that would have been good unfortunately a brother not a sister um he's like a foot taller than me just a gangly

little dude unfortunately poor guy He's not listening. He'll never hear this. It's fine. We can say whatever we want. I would like to think that at least some people's family members listen. I don't know. A lot of times people will actually whoever I reach out to I will send them the show link

sometimes too. I think that caught some people off guard before. They're like, oh, I didn't know you were going think that you know caught some people off guard before they're like oh i know you're gonna do this but you know i think people have uh enjoyed it um let's see what is uh i got one here um i don't know if it's actually relevant or not but uh someone asked what would it take for you and grayson to actually leave south dakota oh i'm ready i have nothing tying me here i don't care. But I respect his decision to stay close to his family. His both of his sisters have children. And we're the only two members of both of our families that moved out of Aberdeen. So we are the only two that miss everything when stuff is going on and so um as much as we can since they're only three hours away we still go back and see them quite often um and so i'm pretty sure unless we could also just pick his family up and transplant them wherever we're going i'm sure that probably won't happen

but i'll go wherever makes sense yeah but i wish i was i mean three hours is kind of like that perfect like you don't have to go home for everything but you have the option to go home like five times a year and it's not a big deal i'm some six hours from home and it's like once a year it's hard even like it's yeah it's like and you know it's uh i don't know it's just hard i'm 15 minutes away from the rest of my family, and it's hard to commit to go to anything. I don't know about you guys. Why do you think I moved? I can use this as an excuse to not see my family,

but now we have to go back for his family. Yeah, I don't know. They're 20 minutes away, and they're like, oh, we're having a dinner, and I'm just like, oh, yeah, the kids and work, and yeah, that's hard. I already ate. I'm all right do you want to move in a little unpaid and underrated

uh I mean or do you want to know let her let her hit them let her hit them rush more uh I don't I might not uh so if you want to do it quickly do a Mount Rushmore here big Hannah so uh anime give me your Mount Rushmore of anime. Okay, well, so again, I kind of it's something that I got into later as an adult, right?

I started watching it when I was a kid. People back then thought it was weird and that I was weird. And I got bullied out of or peer pressured out of enjoying things that I liked. So I kind of just recently in the last four years really started getting back into that. So I haven't seen a ton. So if my list is really mainstream for anybody else out there that spent their whole life watching it, I apologize. Don't apologize to those fucking nerds. You don't apologize to anybody.

I just really wanted to say that. I'm sorry. It's funny you ask that because I, much like you, have a running tally of every show I've watched ranked in order of how much I liked it. She has her own glaze scale.

That's just on a doc though. There's so many apps for that. Oh my god. Yeah, whatever. Can you send that to Nate? You want to see it? No, I want to see Nate absolutely obsess over it for a month.

We need him to keep up to duty on his current tasks. Okay, so lucky for you, apparently, I've already just solid line drawn, picked my top four. Number one, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. Hands down, best thing I've ever watched, ever. Brotherhood. Hands down, best thing I've ever watched ever. There are also pictures of evidence of me witnessing the last six episodes of the series for the first time. And I actually don't think I've ever cried so much in my life. I was crying because it was over and I didn't want it to be. I was crying because it was an absolutely beautiful story. And I was crying because it was an absolutely beautiful story and i was crying because it was sad as shit full metal alchemist easy then um attack on titan that one just recently finished

i think within the last year the last season of that came out um and i just recently watched it and i'm trying to get grayson to watch it with me again. I'm someone that can watch something 17 times and not really lose the impact. So attack on Titans. Number two, Jujutsu Kaisen is number three. That is a series I've watched four or five times and it's not even totally out yet.

The two and a half seasons that are out. I've watched it four times. I read the entirety of the manga three times already. Love it. And then number four, Demon Slayer. Also, just one of the best anime ever. It won Best Animation

for season one, I think, when it came out, and it is deserved. That shit is beautiful. Great show. I have seen none of those, but i have heard of all of those i've heard of two of them i think okay so so question because again i'm out of she's into that stuff she's not weeb but she's into art art and stuff like that um everything you named was a series yes so studio ghibli movies not on your radar of course it is but um if there could be a fifth spot i would just put studio ghibli yeah i was gonna say even i like those they're so good did she watch the newest one which one's that

um it was just in theaters the boy and the heron i don't think we've seen that one yet i think the last one we watched was the weird uh water which one yep not gonna remember the name never gonna get into that so the weird water which okay yeah the last one we it was something about a kid who could like was a fish panio yep thank you panio that's the last one we watched it was great they're all great um yeah all right that's more homework for you keith yeah add it to your list so no one punch man it's good it's totally good i love it it's great series it just wasn't on my not on my top obviously um what about blue-eyed samurai did you get a chance to watch that yet i haven't no yeah again even i liked that one and i and i'm not too hard to please i'm sure

i'll probably like i don't like much but i really liked blue-eyed samurai it was one of those things that like i started watching and i was like fuck i'm gonna have to finish this aren't i and even morgan was like you're you're watching blue-eyed samurai he's like you shut up just let me enjoy you shut your mouth don't you judge me the biggest issue keith you'd probably actually like blue-eyed samurai it's it's pretty violent but it's it's a good storyline i like invincible now it it's invincible is that considered anime it's not considered anime is it that's just a fucking cartoon tv yeah that's just a card that's american cartoon yeah that's what i watch um

follow up briefly on your rating system that you have you said you had a rank now do you just have them ranked like one to a hundred or do you have like this is quadrant that's not out of ten and this is ten out of ten like what's your what i i have it it's it's one through five but i also have a plus or minus in there because it's too hard to make a decision so five plus or a five you know i just have it at five for the top but four plus four four minus etc and then that's just how i have it set up there and there's a couple on here that i'm still in the middle of watching that are just to be determined but um there's a few on here that are at the bottom of the list because as any anime watcher will tell you it's hard to find stuff that isn't a little weird creepy there's a lot of there's a there's a

lot of weird creepy stuff in some of them and it'll be like two seconds of like a really cool show and then that happens because of course it happens and then you're like i can't ever tell anybody that i watched and like i'm now removed from enjoying it because i'll never forget that stupid yep yep yep so it's unfortunate that that has to be in it for some reason uh and not all of them i mean the top the top four that i gave you that like literally doesn't happen like at all ever um in the whole series but um it happens too often in the genre as a whole. So be careful if you start dabbling in that, Keith.

Well, I will. Be careful. He will not dabble. He will do extensive research, create spreadsheets. He's been trying to get me to watch Attack on Titan for a year that I've known him. It's so good.

I watched the trailer, and that was about the extent of what I gave him. So maybe someday. It's so good. Play a little unpaid or underrated. A little game. A little game. Came up with ourselves. 100% original.

Just in case you need first time listeners. If any big Hannah's friends are listening for the first time and are curious what the fuck we're talking about. So some people percent original uh just in case you need first-time listeners if any uh big uh hannah's friends are listening for the first time and are curious what the fuck we're talking about so some people like to play a game called overrated or underrated but you know well that's too bush league for us we have unpaid or underrated underrated being it's awesome and unpaid sucks because we want to be unpaid so i'll kick it off uh we'll ask you six or so things specific to Hannah, and she's going to rate them unpaid or underrated. So, Hannah, number one, I'm going to go with the Twilight movies.

So considering they were such a smash success, you'd think I would have to say that they're unpaid, right? Those people raked in so much money off of those movies. But if I'm going to answer personally, they're underrated because I've watched them seven times and they're hilariously bad. I just watched three of them in a row the other day. They're absolutely hilarious. Personal note, underrated. I will officially say overrated because so many people have seen them.

They made so much money off of that. Those actors got a bunch of other roles because they were in that. I think that's a fair answer. Yeah. So were you a fan? I guess I'm trying to figure out like did you read the books were you a book fan or you just you you solely like the movies to make fun of them like where are you i'm trying to figure out because no no come on keith so i did not read the books

there's like five of them and they were huge i wasn't gonna do that but well i guess they're oh my god he is a twilight expert Keith's a big twilight guy good books we heard it here guys he was a twilight expert hold on hold on officially on the record team Edward or team Jacob

Jacob I haven't thought about I was going to ask you probably read my mind too Hannah because about I was gonna ask you probably read my mind too Hannah because I was gonna ask you the same thing probably like Jacob in the books but I don't like Taylor Lautner

as like the actor I don't know I didn't like his character he was too short he was like 5 foot 1 too that just threw me off he was very short rise one too like that just threw me off he wasn't but he was just it was very short and rise up nothing wrong with that well you're fucking five foot one no i don't i don't watch him to make fun of it i think that like in because it was something i

watched for the first time as a young child. I'm always going to view it through a different lens than if I would have watched it for the first time as an adult. So I laugh at how poorly done some of the things are or how cringy it is that he calls Bella his little spider monkey. And I like to laugh and make fun of it now. But of course, I have genuinely enjoyed watching these movies. I wouldn't continuously sit through and watch them if I was just going to do it for the memes. to laugh and make fun of it now but of course i have genuinely enjoyed watching these movies i wouldn't continuously sit through and watch them if i was just gonna do it for the memes the first time i watched it was actually in critical movie theory and so like it was a it was a class it was a three-hour class where you would sit and watch a movie for two hours

take a break and then you'd have to come back and talk about it and you would be it was a it was a cultural studies course but specifically also was a movie course where they taught you about movie things like me l'assan and and how the audio played and how camera angles worked and everything they did to manipulate your senses and your thoughts and stuff like that and that movie was genuinely bad from a critical movie theory stance right like just how much the effects of them running yeah and you can tell that they're just on a treadmill oh so there's that but then even the scene where she first sees robert pattinson's character and you have to then explore the concept of the gaze in movies and how they use eye contact with the camera and with each other. And then the fan, there's a fan in that scene that is like blowing her scent at him and he literally looks like he's going to throw up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He literally looks like he's going to throw up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like, so like from like a perspective of a movie watcher, you're going, that's awful.

But then you're watching it from a perspective of somebody who's literally writing an academic paper on movies going like they're doing this. Like, Oh, it's so gross and manipulative. So I love it. Yeah. But anyway,

I don't think I've watched a single movie past the first one well you're missing out apparently because even Keith is a fan they're okay it's been 28 years at least 10 years or more I'm going to glaze that while you ask the next question

if I had to guess I'd say they're all sixes probably but maybe you gave Twilight a higher rating than basketball I'm sure I did oh the crew is gonna boot you I got your back Keith don't you worry your opinion mattered to me I would have probably been

offended a long time ago I got your back Joey looks that up we're gonna go unpaid or underrated Big Hannah let me know about ice cream cake. It's not cake. It's ice cream with frosting on it. And I don't like showing up to a party where I think there's going to be cake and it's ice cream cake. Because if you tell me I'm going to have ice cream and you have ice cream cake, that's fine.

That's the same thing. But if I think I'm going to get cake and you bring out ice cream cake, no. It's definitely unpaid. Good to know. I've had some good ice cream cakes. I don't know. But I guess I've had some that are definitely a lot more. Like I think Wegmans, we've had them. Like theirs is still like it still really tastes like cakey.

But I guess I've had some ice cream cakes that are just like they just taste like really cheap ice cream. And it's just. Yeah. So I guess I would have to. It's just ice cream with frosting on it. Yeah. I think I've had good and bad, but I don't love just plain sheet cake a ton myself.

I guess I'd be good with it. Is lasagna a cake? I'm fine with calling it a cake. Lasagna is fucking amazing. I love lasagna. I fucking love lasagna too. I'm fine with that definition. That's good. I agree. I'm in. I definition. That's good. I agree.

I'm in. I'm going to get my last one here. You gave the original Twilight 5.3. Just so you know. That's not... That had to be what IMBD gave it because I don't think... The glaze scale is on a one number interval.

Nate's going to be so mad at you that you thought that I... That I don't know how it works? What the fuck is the internet? IMDB rating was 5.3. You gave it a 6. Yeah, I bet I gave all three of them, or all four of them

because the last one they broke up into two movies. Let's see. So yeah, I would assume I gave them all sixes. And Baseball, you gave a four. I can re-rate it to a five if you'd like. No, you're going to re-watch it and report back.

I don't have two hours to do that. Yeah, you don't. You're going to watch so many things you hate in the meantime. Okay. Here you go. What was my last one i gotta make sure okay so uh big hannah unpaid or underrated clowns a big fat unpaid clowns are the devil they're awful they're scary and they're bad and i hate them a lot there's no reason for them to look like that they don't need to act like that and they just they why why why why and if you like clowns don't what would be worse so

it would a ghost clown be worse than an in-person a live clown of course it would that's so worse unless we're talking like what was that was that 2013 or something where the clowns were like walking around towns with like machetes and shit that would be pretty terrifying you don't remember that? Was that a Midwest thing? What's worse? A regular clown? Or a zombie? Like you fucking... Well, no, because it was a harp and I heard her talking about ghosts. So it was more like I wanted her to have

the horrible mental image of a fucking ghost clown. Well, that's nice of you. But what if it was just a friendly clown? They're not. None of them are. Bozo the clown was pretty friendly i don't i don't know bozo i don't need to know bozo that's fine but okay so i there's a thing in aberdeen i'm sure it happens other places too um they're they call it the haunted forest because out in storybook land every year for Halloween, they have a lot of places around town that like agree to set up this big thing that everybody can walk through with like a theme, right?

they have like a daytime showing where they're not scary and they hand out candy for the kids. And then when you show up at night, they're allowed to try to scare you. And there was one year that the entire thing was clowns. And I unfortunately went with my best friend, Eric, who knew that I hated clowns. And I started legitimately panicking, right? And for a good portion of it, my eyes were closed. And I started just kind of like trying to just hide in him. And then I didn't know at the time he was pointing at me to signal them over. And one of them came up from behind and whispered in my ear

and I think I shat pants. And it wasn't a first date though, right? Because it was a friend? Yeah, it was my buddy Eric. He was just being a dick. So was I. Oh my god.

No. They've always been terrible and scary but that really sealed the deal. Yeah, that whispering in my ear thing would definitely catch a fucking elbow for sure. Yep, sure did. So just to clarify, unpaid.

Unpaid. So we won't be talking about Pennywise the Clown tonight. Alright. I guess I'm going to ask a few. I guess it's my turn. Unpaid or underrated manga?

Oh, I love it. I'm just going to say underrated because I don't think enough people read it and I personally don't know enough people that read it. I'm just going to say underrated because I don't think enough people read it. And I personally don't know enough people that read it. I like it because it's a lot of pictures, right? So it's not so daunting as picking up a book, right? Your simple brain can follow along.

Unless you're Grayson and you don't like having to read backwards because obviously it's japanese so it opens from the opposite side so you have to read it backwards where you're flipping from left to right instead of right to left that would actually bother me i currently i only read on my phone i just just pay a subscription to have online access to it. So I just have to swipe to the left, but I am waiting until I have solidified my Mount Rushmore when all the series are done. And then I'm only going to buy the sets for the ones that I really like and

then read them all again. All right. Unpaid or underrated TikTok? I think by principle, I have to say unpaid because there's what, 180 million people just in America alone that use it. I can't really say it's underrated. in America alone that use it. I can't really say it's underrated. But thanks to having a work from home job, where I seem to be really efficient at it. And let's just say hypothetically, I have a lot of downtime during the day. That fills up a lot of time. And it's great because I can still be at my desk. I'm not really committed to anything because the videos are under a minute long that if I do suddenly need to actually be working, I can just drop it and not worry about it. You know, it's not like if I would try to listen to like a podcast or watch like a full YouTube video where I'm constantly starting and stopping it. So my screen time for tiktok is probably embarrassing same and the algorithm is so perfect it just only shows you things you want to see like a lot of cat videos a lot of cooking

videos yeah i don't for you page is pretty insane i i feel like i could delete it at any second and be fine though right like yeah yeah i'm not like gonna make it any second and be fine though. Right. Like, yeah. Yeah. I'm not like going to make it three days and be like, I can't do it. And like break down and have to do it again. But it is very nice to have. Yeah. If the band goes through,

I'll survive. It's taken me about five years to miss Facebook. And even then someday, like I'm like, I should probably just get back on there. There's like a few people I miss. And then my brain goes, no, there isn't. All right. Unpaid or underrated energy drinks. Again, it's so hard because technically, if I'm going to be accurate, I mean, they're obviously

really popular. Look at how many people drink them, how big these companies are, and just the selection of them that show up in stores when you buy them i can't really say that they're underrated but i love them they're great and if it kills me it kills me if i'm gonna die from something i'm gonna have an energy drink in hand if it's gonna calcify my heart from the inside out from whatever battery acid and shit is in there that is fine by me. They are delicious. Do you have a preferred?

I will never turn down a Monster Zero Ultra. The bumpy cans. But for just pure flavor, the, oh gosh, the rainbow sherbet rain is top.

And then almost any of them from ghost. Yep. Oh my God. Yep. The ghost ones is what I was going to go if you didn't. That straw bingo margarita or whatever is absolutely delicious. The pink lemonade one. So good.

I cracked it open in the car. The whole car smelled amazing. And there's creatine in it. So suddenly now I'm going from 5,000 to 6,000 milligrams of creatine a day because I'm just also having an energy drink and the 200 milligrams like I only buy the American ghost energy drinks if it's Canadian I don't care what it is but if it's ghost I will not drink the Canadian ones because they're only 160 milligrams really yeah and they don't have the creatine so I can buy them for four dollars a can or I can buy them for four dollars a can or i can buy

them for five dollars a can and get all the stuff i want but the ghost the ghost ones are top tier and the branding i'm a i'm i'm a bitch that likes a pretty picture of the colors like the art that they have on it like it looks cool and like their other like merch and stuff that they have like the branding of the company looks really cool i'm like a i'm like a moth to a light bulb it's a pretty thing i'm like that i want that one actually the i just didn't order from them because they released the uh ocean water the electrolytes and oh yeah delicious but everything they do is amazing actually every supplement in my house right now is either them or norse fitness but the stickers they sent her awful morgan was like because my my wife is an artist she's like i'm gonna go through these and i'm gonna tell you

why they all suck and she and she like laid down every sticker and was like that's why this one is boring and that's why this one is boring and i's why this one is boring. And I don't know what they did this time around, but yeah, it was pretty bad, but yeah, definitely ghost. I'm with you on that one. Oh,

he is looking sleepy. He does sleepy. Sleepy Keith. Give me an ad read. Uh, everybody, you guys know who we are. You know who we support and who helps support us.

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That's the ad reads this week. That'll move us into if Big Hannah has anything that she wants to torture us with i think she's been working diligently i think she's gonna have some good ones i have a couple questions i have notes i took notes um i apologize joey i think my questions for keith are funnier but um just to um focus on you first we already talked about the big karaoke bash. What is your first song going to be?

What is your debut of the century going to be at karaoke? And will you accept a duet request? Are we going to make a real show of this? Okay. Okay. Yeah. yeah well those are two separate questions so i vary sometimes between um country rock like butt rock i do a pretty solid rendition of ace of spades uh but i can rap as well um which is unexpected in most scenarios I think I was on this podcast I talked about the first time somebody

threw me up with Kanye West and then I was just like well I guess I can I don't know because like I haven't done a new song in five years like I said I have not gone to karaoke since my kids were born so um might

if nobody takes it from me uh maybe some break stuff by limp biscuit might be my break the ice with you guys to see how much you care about whether I can sing or not. As far as accepting duets, probably not. Every duet karaoke song fucking sucks. I don't want to do picture. Don't want to do. I got you bag. I don't do picture by Cheryl Crow and kid rock. I'm definitely not doing paradise by the dashboard light because I've never

met anybody that can, and I can't. So unless you're coming up and doing a Muppets song with me, we're probably not going to do that. If you can pull off the native Howl and Lizzy Hale, maybe, maybe, but I, I, I doubt we've even heard that song or it's even available on, on karaoke.

So there you go. That's my answer. Probably Limp Bizkit, break stuff stuff that's fair all right well you got a couple months to practice so yeah get all the actually get all the jitters out now i told morgan there's a there's two places here that do them a little early right so like a sunday night at seven well the kids bedtimes not till 8 8 30 like we have an hour where we could go and and the kids can mock me like let's go so maybe we'll see love it kids and crew yeah love it okay let's see what else did i have for you um oh so i know we talked about you know your eating and your spiciness i want to hear either your take

in general on hot ones or what's the spiciest thing that you've ever eaten hot ones i think that there's a level of stupidity to it that i'm not i'm not willing to subject myself to so i enjoy hot that i enjoy and sometimes that means i push it a little too far and that might be too hot and like the one chip challenge probably too hot at the time and then i looked back like an hour later and was like i'd fucking do it again like it wasn't that hot but i also have the devil's toe so the one chip challenge is one million skovals the devil's toe is a sucker that is five million skovals and my brother is like let's do it let's do it and i'm like i bought them and i went no because that's your own spit trying to kill you like i am not that interested in that um so hot ones i think is

really fun because you know you actually can like when you're eating hot stuff you will hallucinate you will you will say stupid shit and then it's almost as bad as being drunk sometimes uh there's two scenarios in which the hottest thing i ever ate so the one three the one chip challenge obviously was probably one of the hottest thing I ever ate. So the one three, the one chip challenge, obviously, was probably one of the hottest things I ever ate. There was a time that I went to the mall and I went to the just random like Japanese stir fry place. And I said, just make it as hot as you can. And the girl went, yep. Didn't even ask. And then I was like, I don it as hot as you can. And the girl went, yep. Didn't even ask.

And then I was like, I don't know if I trust that. You said, haha, I'm in danger. Yep. And she did. I FaceTimed Morgan. Like, we were just together. This is, like, great when we had just started seeing each other. And I was FaceTiming her while I ate.

And I was like, oh, my God, I don't think't think i can eat this like this is actually too hot for me and they were just those little thai peppers like they weren't even anything insane i was like i don't i don't think i can eat this this is actually way too hot and i yeah i caved, yeah, you're red. You need to put that back. And then there was another time where I ordered, there was a place up the street from me when I lived downtown in the city. And I asked for their ghost pepper wings. And he was like, yeah, sure. And he sent them out. And like, I ate a bite. It's like, this is too hot.

This is stupid. And then later that night I had been partying. Party rocking, actually. sure and he sent them out and like i ate a bite it's like this is too hot this is stupid and then later that night i had been partying party rocking actually we're not even partying i was party rocking that night and we went home and i laid on the floor of the living room of our apartment eating those wings crying and she'll tell you the story if she's ever here or she's ever asked her full on in tears bawling this is so hot why am i still doing it and i still fucking ate them did you eat the last one i was gonna ask i actually don't remember because again party rocking but yeah she's like i, I distinctly remember the time. She's like, no, no, I didn't eat them because she took them away.

Because I wouldn't stop. I would not stop. Again, full tears. Every hole on my head. My ears, my nose, my mouth, my eyes just watering. Going, why am I doing this? They're so hot, but they're so good yeah she took them away from me that night that guy kareem that guy made a good hot sauce on some good chicken

wings absolutely that's awesome no thank you yeah no no i'm not gonna do that again nope again my brother i ate a ghost pepper last week raw why i wanted to see if i could i wouldn't even do that and i'm stupid yeah i won't even eat a jalapeno raw so no thank you no raw jalapenos just tastes like spicy dirt i wouldn't you don't do that on purpose pickled jalapenos topped here raw jalapenos agreed yeah agreed agreed all right keith are you ready hit me let's go so um the first one here um i don't remember i think it was on big melissa's episode um where you thankfully for me let slip that you enjoyed a celebrity sex tape what other lovely celebrity sex tapes have you enjoyed i have not i believe there was uh you watched them all i have not seen drake flopping his

cock around i don't think i think that was going around recently i did not get a way to find that but like yeah i don't know like as a fucking 8 15 16 17 18 you know you're old it's like i'm watching all that shit as an adult i don't know i don't think i've seen a celebrity has there been any worth watching in the last 20 years i don't know well i had a list prepared of top celebrities um just in case just in case you asked me for a specific one um so the this is okay yes or no i'm probably not going to give you a glaze scale but okay that's i think a glaze scale would be very appropriate sounds like appropriate considering considering uh the the topic here so obviously the elephant in the room kim k is one that i think we've all watched oh yeah that one's no joey's out okay well i'm with

you on i'm with you on that one keith okay um what about what about uh mini me himself fern troyer i don't yeah i'd have not she she released the set stage was that the one with the guy from saved by the bell no that's screech what uh that wasn't fern troyer in that with him no i think fern troyer fucked one of his

um austin powers cast mates for his um i think screech was a separate one yeah dustin diamond not neil yeah of course you know that name yeah i have not seen the screech sex tape either i think he has i think the fact that he was ready he's like no actually that's no dustin diamond more like dust my diamond no oh god okay sorry um don't apologize for this one either i did lie so for you guys listening at home they asked me what other episodes i listened to of this uh podcast the other crew members and i I left one of them out. I did also listen to episode

number two, Big Chris Damager. And at three minutes and seven seconds, Keith, you said that you were reviewing episode from the week before, and you were glad that you had the chance to see it and, you know, see what you could on and um do going out or going from here on out right you said you were going to uh talk slower and more clearly how do you think that's going it has to be a success i even if it's even if it's even if i still talk 20 faster than joey i used to talk 60 faster than jo Joey. I'm going to call it an immaculate porn star

fucking sex tape success. I'm going to say it's extremely successful. Do I still talk too fast? Maybe, but I don't know. My buddy said he listened to me on 1.5 all day and comprehended everything. I probably couldn't have done that

nine months ago a good answer I agree could it be you stood your ground you were ready to you were ready to launch back at that one no no I agree he I like that if I was 60% too fast now I'm only 20% too fast that's absolutely true

and hey a good improvement I'll take it yeah we're fucking right it is okay and then not a question but you know how we kind of briefly touched on the fact that it seems like everyone was coincidentally on the same page about wanting to do something special for the um day before the meet with the lift hard lift easy with the shirts and whatnot another suggestion this was something i said to tanner at crew falls that i just want to put out here so that it's not just on tanner if this happens or not or if everybody forgets about it i think especially considering the um sparkling hot dog water that was shared in the discord today

we need a mystery can exchange as a fun little crew activity that you you bring a mystery can and we'll just roll the dice and whoever gets it and then we just have to drink whatever's in the can people are gonna go to their way to find the most disgusting piss water like there's just gonna be gallons of maple no because that's not fair because then they're also going to get like yeah if you put one in you have to drink one yeah so if you think you're gonna show up with your dirt water or your hot dog water or your whatever water, then you also have to pull one out. Nobody else

did that to you. I think that I might be out to lunch on this one. Please, crew, correct me if I'm wrong. I think there's a lot of us that want to be higher on the rating scale. My PC waters, everything I've sent them or dropped off has been four or above and i hold pride to that so i'm not going to show up with something so

disgusting it bothers people i'm going to maintain my four or above and i would think most of us are like that too like i found the best tasting one and then some obviously somebody's gonna be like I brought you jalapeno dick cheese or whatever like somebody's gonna do that it might be the episode title and that person

will probably get judged a little and they say who it was we can't bring And that person will probably get judged a little. And they say who it was. We'll be able to do that, though, because we can't bring... I can't. I'm not going to. I can't bring water. I can't bring beverages through and a carry-on. I mean, I guess I can go check back.

Ship it to Tanner's house preemptively. That actually makes sense, too. Yeah. I love it. That's not a bad idea. Because I showed up with Keith's and PC Walden last year and at the Arnold. Not a bad idea. You're welcome.

Good deal. If it was a good idea, I take credit for it. If it sucks and it was a terrible idea, it was not me. It was Grayson, right? Yeah, it was Grayson. He won't remember anyway. He'll forget that he said it anyway so it doesn't matter oh so i mean he so he told us the story i believe i don't know the story came

up after the fact i don't think anyone's actually like physically told the story other than just in like dms do you want to tell us for anyone listening that hasn't actually like i'm sure there might be some listeners that aren't super in the discord. Uh, just tell us the birthday story. Oh yes. Okay. So, um, unfortunately for me,

it seems like something bad just always happens on my birthday. So that's why it was kind of even funnier that this happened this year. Um, nobody remembered my birthday. And again, let me just remind you all Grayson and I have been together for over seven years so that's seven birthdays that he has remembered um and it's not like he totally forgot that it was coming up he we were literally talking about it like the night before he just happened to wake

up and not say anything that morning and so I had to text him after he left for work. You fucking forgot my birthday, dude. And then he immediately called me and felt really bad. Um, and I just made him, I wouldn't have cared. I like wouldn't have made him feel bad about it if everybody else didn't also

forget my birthday. So all of that blame just gets to go on, um, Grayston because he should have remembered oh yeah the closest people people in your life usually take the blunt of the to be far if you told me right now if you said to me right now when is morgan's birthday well it's december 21st i know that 1989. I know that. But if you turn to me today and said, is today,

December 21st on December 21st, I'd go, Oh fuck. I don't know. Right. And I think that that's the problem is I know my, my mom and my brother and my wife, I know every day.

I know I can name their birthday, like, you know, or on his June 3rd, so I guess December 1st. But if you were to turn to me and ask me, is today that day? I know I can name their birthday. Or on his June 3rd, Saga's December 1st. But if you were to turn to me and ask me, is today that day? I had no clue. Well, and like I said, we talked about it the day before.

He's like, where do you want to go to dinner tomorrow for your birthday? It's not like he had no idea. He just woke up and he's like, any other Tuesday? Today's Tuesday. See ya. No, absolutely. That's what I mean. That's why it's funny. See ya. Absolutely. That's what I mean. That's why it's funny.

I don't remember why did I bring it up in the Discord? Because it was months later. No, it was Grayson's birthday. I'm friends with a bunch of people on Facebook so that's the only way I know it's anyone's birthday. So then I always like to share that on the Instagram on the podcast just for content and stuff. And then I always like to share that in on the Instagram on the podcast just for content

and stuff and then I think you either I mean we might have even said it in the crewcast channel or something possibly and then you literally just out of left field hit us with it wearing your fucking Masonomics baseball shirt hitting us out of left field with that and it was great and we loved it and it was awesome and I've been doing a fucking cake reaction

to anything Grayson's commented for the past six months. And it's been funny. It's hilarious. Everyone else does. Not everyone, but there are there are more than 10 people that have commented a cake on his fucking anything he says. I love it. But also, it's literally impossible to remember Hannah's birthday.

That's that's my new stance on that one. It's also apparently impossible to order a gift that shows up on time it's always like the day after or like two days like it never shows up on my birthday either no it's funny because no matter how like early he oh even like a month or well yeah no it's just like it just won't show up on time. So I think I should just change my birthday. I think I should just shift it a little bit and then we just don't have to worry about it. Put him a little slack. You know, just just just have it on the Friday.

So what's that going to be? Seven nineteen. So every every live hard, live easy. Just your birthday is the Friday. Yeah. Wherever that falls on. And we'll all celebrate your birthday. Literally a 100 person party

every time. That sounds good. I like that. We will tank our meat every year for you by getting hammered in Tanner's backyard. Alright, so I just got the message. Sounds like it's going to be a good episode. You've been cackling like a basket case.

Yeah, so you guys made me laugh a lot. This is fun hannah's very personable we're always it's always you know almost no some people are harder to talk to some people are like oh i know so it's always a pleasure when someone's just bubbly and chatty the entire night and it makes i was gonna i was to apologize before we started and let you know that I'm a certified yapper. On a podcast, that's a bad thing.

Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah. So should we get Big Matt on the horn? Mostly squat videos. This will be the time. I feel it yeah he'll he'll answer this time he's ready well we'll give him a

call next time all right do you want to bring this in on home there Keith yeah we already hit you we already mentioned the affiliates but again a code unpaid on any of them helped us save some money puts a little money in our pockets and you know we'll be able to pay

for some you know speed boats uh instagram um no i'm still in the hole and i'm like looking at laptops now too so i'm like ah fuck i'm really gonna be in the hole uh so yeah that that's my new thing is help me buy a new laptop uh instagram go ahead and follow us at unpaid intern podcast uh the website, unpaidinternpodcast.com. We have a YouTube. We don't have enough followers. There's definitely – there's at least 50 of you listening to this episode that do not follow us on YouTube. So please go ahead and log into your Google.

I know it takes three seconds. And just give the podcast a follow on YouTube so we feel more validated about ourselves and the content that we create here. I'm Big Keith, KeithHoney honeycutt 73 go follow my orange jam then a wine cellar and joey where they're gonna find you at that uh instagram joey underscore molesco fun thing uh losing followers lately when i post about every time i post about my family or i post like just a generic selfie i lose followers which is great because i wonder the fuck were you here for in the first place? Just gotta know, just gotta know what brought you here. And then that was the thing.

Um, other big thing, leave us some reviews on Apple podcasts. Um, I've been looking through the Canadian ones. I don't have access to the American ones, but like, there's not a ton of reviews. So like, if you can like, just shoot us a five-star. You don't even have to say anything. Just help us help other people find this stupid shit. Help other people come in and listen and go, these guys are dummies.

I want in. And then they can join the Massonomics crew, Massonomics slash join. And just become part of all of this insanity. Uh, Hannah, where are we going to find you? You can follow me on Instagram at H dot bowling, bowling spelled with an H instead of a W.

I don't ever post things, but I'm better about looking. So I'll like your stuff, even if you don't like mine. Well, that, that sounds, uh, you know, everyone go don't like mine well that that sounds uh you know everyone go give hannah a follow and uh you know when you see mana talking to you on discord you know it's hannah and uh you know we'll do our best remember her birthday and uh until then we'll see you next tuesday