Unpaid And Underrated - 094 : The #1 podcast about “we really don't know a lot about anything”

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

This week Joey, Keith, and Nate join the ranks of “The Davids” and try to explain the history of many Ünpaid and Ünderrated jokes. They also dive into some great topics like hoodies, being a proper country, what really is a surplus, and PC upgrades. Links LocalSend : Share files to nearby devices. Free, open-source, cross-platform. (https://localsend.org) Massenomics x Ünpaid and Ünderrated Colab (https://www.massenomics.com/shop/unpaid-underrated-tee) Get Your Own Keith Head (https://www.unpaidinternpodcast.com/articles/keith-head) Follow The Podcast On Instagram @unpaid.underrated.podcast (https://www.instagram.com/unpaid.underrated.podcast/) Online UnpaidInternPodcast.com (https://www.unpaidinternpodcast.com/) On Youtube @Unpaid.Underrated.Podcast (https://www.youtube.com/@Unpaid.Underrated.Podcast) Our Guest On Instagram @natee561 (https://www.instagram.com/natee561/) Our Hosts @keithhoneycutt73 (https://www.instagram.com/keithhoneycutt73/) or his orange gym, @thenowhinecellar (https://www.instagram.com/thenowhinecellar/) @joey_mleczko (https://www.instagram.com/joey_mleczko/)

Um, that's the thing about modern technology. We're not recording straight to tape. So it's really easy to Cut whatever we want out that man will give you five bucks to sing into a can. I'm not I'm not big Jeff over here I won't be singing so he's we's mass communicating dummies Are we gonna talk about that at all is that on the list? I don't read what Oh brother We're right that way. I would talk about that at all is that on the list? I need to read what oh brother right that way I would talk about that all day Whoo, it's a lot of pressure. It was high-pitched Was it a little bit a little high-pitch and cracky. So kind of like my singing voice

I think this whole episode we're not allowed to actually talk. We just have to sing the whole thing. Oh god I hate those fucking Musical episodes of TV shows are horrible I feel like I haven't seen one of those and It's always unlike the comedies you like and then it's just like what is this like? No, I don't want to watch this episode I hope severance has a musical episode I could talk about severance I'd all day it's a good show it's a good this would be the TV I could talk I could do a TV talking about episodes that should actually be an

episode we do someday no yeah someday we'll get Keith to learn how to take screenshots of his computer Ryan sent sent one yesterday or last night. And it was just as bad. Everyone was making a bad face. So like that made me feel justified. It has nothing to do with what people's. Why would I take a screenshot? I know how to take screenshots of my fucking computer.

Why would I do that and then text that or I'd have to email it to my fucking phone to then post it to a Discord and then crop it. Like that's stupid. You should save it for the show. You should send some app that would. Save it for the show. You should send some app that would. Save it for the show. Probably only work with Apple computers.

Hold on, we'll talk about that. Screenshots on computers. This is gonna be an argue episode where Keith and I just fight each other. I'm just. ["Hunk Hunk Theme Song"] Hunk Hunk. Hunk Hunk. Hey, it's your boy, Big Nate. Welcome back to the unpaid and underrated podcast.

It is episode number 220-543 of the unpaid and underrated podcast. If you weren't familiar, that is today's podcast number, episode number. Brothers Were Not Professionals. We are a podcast by crew for the crew, relentlessly, without question, always mocked by the crew. We are here today to discuss so many great things and I wouldn't want to do it without anybody else but my good co-hosts that are on every episode with me. Big Joey, why don't you tell the crowd at home, hello! Hello! And to my left, bottom, right, and behind me I have my other co-host who's on every week with me as I host this podcast, Big Keith.

Howdy, howdy. Hey. Alright, so the questions that we ask all the time, what are we drinking, boys? I've got the last flavored Rambler from my goody bag, and this is a Blackberry. It's pretty good. I've crushed it, waiting to, you know, I was getting a little thirsty So I already crushed it is very good And then I've got I'm gonna follow it up and wash it down with the water or the original Rambler just the plain water saw I'll let you guys know how that is a little a little later

But so far the Ramblers very good so far. Is that just a carbonated water? probably, but if it's anything like the Liquid death like we've talked about that multiple times like the original just plain water is the best liquid death, like we've talked about that multiple times, like the original just plain water is the best liquid death. So I'm curious if the Rambler has the same effect on me or not, or if it's just Tappy. It's just Tappy. I don't know what to do with that either. Yeah, there's something there. I just haven't figured out what it is yet. If it's just Tappy. Joey, what are you drinking?

Oh, I got a special one a friend of mine posted about it. This is a Canadian brewery called mascot brewery No, I've never heard of them had never been there But this is their Yeah, buddy lightweight, that's wild I thought that was huck Finn for a second on there no That's that's the Ronnie Coleman lightweight lightweight. Yeah, that is Ronnie Coleman Now ish it's like if my kid drew Ronnie Coleman, but yeah I thought I would take your cease and desist and stuff it and drink a lightweight lager on this podcast That's awesome though. It's a cool. Yeah, I like those

there's a Yeah, I like those. There's a a YouTube daily show I watch and like a brewery made a beer for them. And it has like a similar artwork style that that one has and I love that like crude animation bad like good to put bad drawing style. Yeah, so I'll give this a sip. It's terrible hey I mean get a picture of Ronnie Coleman on it I can't imagine it'd be that good yeah it's a poorly drawn animated picture like I don't know it is what it is it's it's a very lightweight log just like just

takes like nothing nothing but peanuts? Uh, hehehe. It definitely tastes lightweight, baby. Tastes... yeah, ain't nothing. It is, well, it would be nothing like a peanut. I know. Or is it nothing but a pe- ain't nothing but a peanut. Ain't nothing but a peanut, but it was...

Like a peanut butter ale, they could do a whole series. They could do like a peanut butter porter sort of thing.'t nothing but a peanut porter I probably won't try it we've got the whole line ready to go and you'll get I'm gonna go get a Pepsi pretty soon I've got a hold on this I've got one of these green Mastinomics Lifting Department koozies on this and those suckers are tighter than any koozie they've ever released. I swear. Really? Why don't I have that one?

No. I have one in the basement. But I'm drinking out of a Costco 600-pack Waterloo Blackberry Lemonade and I think it is pretty stinking tasty if I Dig it. I'm being honest I do enjoy it What are we wearing tonight Joey I see you're preparing for such a segment So he did just take off his sweatshirt. No, I just got hot there. Well, no, I'm gonna this is playing into the sisters podcast. So Joey just took off his hoodie and

thankfully, underneath of it. Because by the time this one comes out, it'll be the episode that they record. So the live the live episode I listened to Tanner, basically one of the bits was he basically admitted that he was wearing a crew neck hoodie sweatshirt without a t-shirt underneath of it. And like, that's just the weirdest thing to me. And I think most people would feel that way. Joey's looking at me like it's normal,

but I don't know too many people that wear just regular sweatshirts without a white beater or a t-shirt underneath of it. Maybe in Canada. Like a crew neck sweater? Yeah. Like he was wearing, like I think he was wearing, he was wearing the blue crew neck and he was just saying

like, it's the first time he's ever worn it without a t-shirt underneath of it and Tommy's like yeah I would never wear one of those without a t-shirt underneath of it and I was like I agree with Tommy on that. I go back and forth it depends I feel like sometimes it depends on how cold it is if it's like real chilly out and I'm going to be outside the wind I like a shirt under just to like help break up the wind as it cuts through the sweater. But I don't know, the feeling of putting on like a nice cozy hoodie with no shirt on, it's awesome. A hoodie I don't think I could do, but the crew neck I could. Because the crew neck feels more like a shirt and the hoodie feels more like a coat. Yeah, it all depends. Also, I'll put a shirt on under the sweater if I want to wear it for like a lot of days and feel better about it. Yeah. Because you're really just using a shirt and not the hoodie if there's a shirt on under it. Did they discuss that? Because that's really the important thing. I didn't deep that too hard. I think it just comes down to if you see the crew neck as a coat or as a shirt. But I mean, that's kind of what I'm getting at. I mean, if you wear a shirt under it, it becomes a coat. But if you don't, it's just a shirt. Yep. And then you have to wash it.

And I know we know we don't wash coats around here. No, we don't wash coats. I don't wash no stinking coats. No, I was wearing my Future Corpse Club sweater. It's my nice comfy cozy locally owned and operated Future Corpse Club, you're already a member. Get used to it. And then I'm wearing my lift hard, be kind under this one because I found it and it fits. That's exactly it.

Keith, what are you wearing? I got my meat shirt on from the Stone Wars 2025 a couple weeks ago. Shabo! That was a thing. That happens. Ah, I loved your story explaining that. You were like, why am I in pain? And I was like, yeah, that makes perfect sense.

You being pain. It hurts so bad. My ankle hurts so bad every step. I know. I'm sorry you had to go through that, but it did definitely, it opened up a meme for me that has more views than any of my lifting videos. I'm glad I could help. That meme today that one of the Davids made of the picture of me and Chris.

That was so funny. Yeah. I laughed so hard at that one. I just it brought up the whole history teacher football coach bit again and that's getting to some some some some some some new legs. It's a good callback. Love some love a good callback. Speaking of callbacks, I'm also wearing a hoodie with a shirt under it. And none of the apparel that I have is of any named note. Notability. This hoodie is this crew neck sweater thing blank.

Nothing on it. Boring. Which blank? Huh? It's a Pac-Son something. I don't know. Thrifted. And that's not what I was looking for.

Um, I don't know what they print these on, but it's comfy as heck. I love this thing. You might as well be. And then I have what possibly is the worst blank ever. This shirt I have on under here is like a, I don't even know. I got it from like maybe like a Ross or just like some like really cheap overstock sort of store. And so it's like the worst quality possible misprint something like the logo is like up here in the corner. It's up, but it's Polaroid. And I was like,

that's cool and hip. Um, but like the sleeves are short and they like stick out like little T's make my shoulders look Jack though. So nothing, nothing magical. I did buy a true classic t-shirt the other month or so ago maybe. I've got a couple. They're not bad. I like the fit of them. I'm still debating because for me to replace

all my undershirts, it'd be like over $100 to get like 10 new undershirts or whatever. And I was just like, I don't know. I still have so many matching shirts already that are undershirts. But the true classic was nice because it had the extra length because I always have my damn shirts come untucked and I don't like that You know who does those really well?

Under Armour They're the rock by whatever his stuff is the project rock stuff. They're always extra long Have we got a true classic right here nice sitting right next I'm recording with a couple true classic That's the nicest compliment he's ever given us. Hey, yo, well, I'm just setting you up so I can tear you down later. You're fucked. That's what this whole episode is. Yeah. All right.

Should we move on? Yeah, I think we have to rate last week's episode, which was somebody remind me. Should we move on? Yeah, I think we have to rate last week's episode. Which was? Somebody remind me. Is it a little bit of tariffy? But I don't know. It wasn't tariffs. Tariffs?

Well, no, that would be the upcoming episode. It is. Time's a flat circle to Keith. All episodes are the current episode. Buying imported, buying American, or buying, yeah, if you buy used, are you actually supporting American-made or not if you buy it used? My favorite part of it was basically supporting

your supporting members, because it was nice to get a little shout out, but then it was actually really long supporting your supporting members, but then it was a solid two, three minute segment, and then they spent another three minutes making fun of my shoe choice, which was just like, damn it, but you know that was my favorite part so I will give it every time I'll give it a five out of five mismatched shoes five I'm not a fireman special. I want shoe one boot. Hey, shoe boot.

Shoe boot. Yeah, episode is great. Loved the title topic of discussing the morality of where you purchase your gym equipment. You know, I just want to show up and lift. They said they were going to bring politics into it. Now we're bringing, you know, geographic economic things. I don't know if I can even listen to Mastinomics anymore. They're not standing on the values they used to.

It's getting really tough. But I did mention this in the Discord, but then it got absolutely buried by Car Talk immediately after I posted it. And I just want to bring attention to the greatest loophole of all that wasn't discussed on their episode. But if you want, if you feel bad about not buying, as they said, local, you know, versus, you know, American made, well, what if you're not from America? So buying local versus buying like an imported, not as well made product.

You know, the loophole is as long as you use a Mastanomics affiliate link to purchase it, you're still supporting local and then it nullifies any sins. You're clean, white as snow. Or even or even the unpaid and underrated. Yeah, I was just going to say, I mean, you're going to have permanent gym equipment, adjacent links you can use. Yeah, but I mean, all of our equipment and stuff would never be for, you know, we're always supporting local so we wouldn't, I don't know what I'm trying to say here. I'm trying to do a bit, but you know, all of our companies are awesome.

Does it suck when they fall short? Man, it's the worst. Fucking hate it. Yeah, but hey Keith, the best part is I just edit out all the jokes that I say that don't land and leave you guys in. Oh, you bet. Let me spit out my drink out on that and I will follow up real quick. The best part is I just edit out all the jokes that I say that don't land and leave you guys's in. You bet made me spit my drink out on that and I will follow up real quick. Rambler, I had the, I just consumed a fair amount of the original Rambler too.

Pretty good. I don't know if it's liquid death good, but I would say it's on par with the flavored one and it's, it almost even has like a hint of some kind of flavor. It's not just like, you know, completely bland. So that will wrap up my Rambler segment and now I gotta actually go buy my own sparkling waters. Wow, what a shame. I know, right?

Unless I get some other crew care packages to help out. So, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Yeah. Everyone have my address. Yeah, listen, you need Keith's address, you can literally just look anywhere on the internet. It's somewhere. There's nowhere you can go and not see it at this point. What's your rating, Nate?

I was getting to that. My rating is going to be, even though just the political stances they were taking, the socioeconomic and whatever else that they were getting into that, I don't know if I'm comfortable with, but I'll let it slide for this time around. I'm gonna give it 5 out of 5 Titan T2 series Power Racks. So that's my rating for the week. You know, it's a with everything going on. That episode kind of hits a little different up here in Canada Because of a lot of this stuff happening over the border at the border and to the border. I

Would say that normally I would have felt more comfortable buying American versus buying anything from overseas Like obviously I go Canadian first. That's why bells of steel and me are such tight friends Like obviously I go Canadian first. That's why bells of steel and me are such tight friends But they still make in China and then yeah, we sell right so they're an import company for the most part You know like companies like the strength Co or Masonomics or companies like that like I always kind of felt more comfortable buying from people I know However things have gone a little differently lately So I would say I However, things have gone a little differently lately. So I would say I haven't bought anything used yet.

That's my problem. Never. You haven't. There's not a single thing you own that's used. That's hard to believe. Really? No. Dang.

Because I hate human interaction outside of work. Oh yeah. So that makes that track. I didn't even have Facebook up until like last year. It's hard. I hate dealing with marketplace. Yeah, it it definitely is one of those like if I could just go buy it new and not have to talk to somebody, I would do it.

And I did like my entire gym is new. But also, like if I'm buying stuff now, I'm buying such niche shit that you're not picking it up locally. Right. There's nobody randomly selling axle bars. There's nobody randomly selling Atlas stones here in this area. If they have them, they're keeping them because they're hard to get a hold of.

Beyond that, it was a good episode. Was that the episode with the, we used to be a proper country about the dog dick? Cause that was the funny thing. I forgot that part. Yeah, that was I was so hard at that. I had that on my YouTube Cuz everybody was eating so I was watching it in the living room. And yeah, I was pitching a fit laughing Yeah, I think I woke Stephanie up. I was laughing so hard and was listening to that. Yeah, that was definitely a good And it fits perfectly that we used to be a proper country right it just it's it has

nothing to do with politics or anything to do with the country but just like there was a time where dogs had dicks when they did impersonations I like they don't do a person like the fact they both did impersonations of like the old white guy talking about how he wants a pecker on his dog like it was it was it was literally gold it was it was it was literally gold It was fucking gold was the highlight of the episode for me back in my day Coca-Cola had cocaine We used to be a proper country right like it's just like what do you okay grandpa? So I'm gonna go ahead and give that episode five out of five one dollar stringers from bells of steel

There you go John has all five of them. Yeah. There was something there and I lost it. I got it. Man, so much for me to edit out. So much for me to just cover up on like Keith's things that I always keep in. The drink spotter contest so far.

There's been some bangers. There's been some bangers. I would say I'm finding it hard to keep track. Yeah. Tanner has a spreadsheet. Tanner just give me the answers. No he did. He told me he was tracking it as much as he can. Okay good. Because like the drink spotter hashtag is years old. he can. Okay, good. Because like the hashtag is no, it should have been. Yeah, it should have been.

I even I kind of busted his balls. It was like it should have been drink spotter 25 or drink spotter 2025 or drink spotter contest. Has there been a drink spotter? What was drink spotter trickshot? But I think a lot of people still tagged it as drink spotter contest, but that still would have narrowed it down. Yeah, because just drink spotter. Like it's when I did drink spotter contest but that still would have narrowed it down. Yeah, because just drink spotter like it's when I did drink spotter there was like 10 post I did in the last four years. I was like, oh, that's doesn't help figure out who posted today. Uh, I can't really go into like who I think is doing amazing yet. Um, I still think Megan's with the, yeah, what the cane was.

That was the best. Yeah. And it was the first. Oh, and then the, the, the then the follow-up picture that he sent us today of her order notes. Oh, I laughed so hard at that. Yeah, that was very good. It was the best. That took me a...

I was at dinner with my family and I was driving and I just see on CarPlay, it's like, Tanner Baird, Tanner Baird. And I was like, what is... What? Is something important happening? And we sat down. I was like, oh what's what am I something important happening and we sat down I was like oh I gotta see what that was and I like read it really quick and I was like I don't get it and I was kind of like sitting and talking to my wife and it like hit me and I was like oh my gosh this is incredible it took me like 30 seconds and then I had to like

explanation point like Megan yeah so Megan definitely made an order online for local pickup and put in from what I can see. This is a good drop And that's that's just funny speaking of the drop. I Did not get anything because I was asleep full disclosure. I Went to bed at like 5 o'clock and didn't wake up till 630 my time. So I definitely missed out on everything I missed I missed the first hour, but I actually did I think I o'clock and didn't wake up till 630 my time so I definitely missed out on everything. I missed the first hour but I actually did I think I bought my first shirt today in like almost a year. Well outside I bought I did buy so I had a surplus of you and you shirts

just so if I ruined one I had an extra one. What is it surplus? I just imagine well keep having all the stock in one size I did buy one in a size smaller in case I actually lose some weight in the future and then I bought a second in The current size that I'm in okay Surplus that sir. That is a three of one shirt is pretty Sir, yeah, that's a surplus of shirts So I bought the cream Do you own of the same style I? Have two of those because

Tanner sent me a large and I was like I've seen an extra large in this so I have to You have a surplus yeah You're like only 30% behind me and you give me a hard time You're like only 30% behind me and you give me a hard time. 33.3%. I know. I know you fuckers. Big math over here. Yeah. More about that later. Yeah, we can't find big math and I just got a new profile.

Um, also speaking of, uh, we, before we move on from the drink spotter contest, I just, I want to apologize in advance. Uh, there's just, there there's gonna be more tragedy coming. Just brace yourselves. We've got a whole, we have a whole series of dark comedy coming from my Instagram account. I forgot about yours. Yeah, that was, I like that you troubleshot, not troubleshot, brainstormed that with us.

And we made it definitely go in the right direction the Edmonds Fist Trial was a good direction on that one. Well I don't know Joe if you've been keeping up but we're going right back down a dark path. I'm okay with that. We've got a nice well I guess I mean I can say it on here because this will be released after all of them get posted. We are recording in the future Nate. Yeah are recording in the future, Nate. Yeah, we are in the future. Man, this sucker is gonna have some,

I don't know what tragedies to hit next. I might do this for the next six months. I mean, there's enough tragedies that we can tag at the end of this. It's really an easy format. No shortage of tragedies to my mock 100% yeah, so I just want to apologize to everyone in advance. It's called comedy I don't I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. It's just comedy, but if we do hurt your feelings. We don't care. Yeah

Just just for the disclaimer all of Nate's really offensive stuff is going to be on Nate's personal page and does not reflect unpaid and underrated stance on 9-Eleven and other mass catastrophes. Yeah, so, yeah, things are going great. That's not ominous at all. Yeah. OK, what what topic should we do next if we have any? The first one to thank the handful of people that have already submitted their Road to the Bus videos. I like doing those little series. I think I got a couple people that still owe me one, so maybe I'll see it this week.

If not, you know, it is what it is. But I appreciate anyone that has supported so far. Hopefully some crew get to know you a little bit better. I don't know if I've publicly announced it it I won't be at the Arnold this year. I know I put it in the discord I haven't said it on Instagram yet I meant to say it last week when I was dying of the flu but yeah I don't want to get into it too much let's just say with everything going on crossing the border didn't seem like a fun thing to do at the time. Yep. So that's about where that oh I'm so bummed. I was so excited. It's my favorite party of the year. But there's just too much going on. I've been seeing too many things of Canadians getting

flagged at the border for no reason. Coming back is harder, and I was just like, you know what, I think I'm gonna stay home on this one. Probably a good idea. This time around. Next year though, you guys are fucked. Well yeah, one of my, the kid I work with lately has been, a thing he's been saying a lot is go with your gut, like, because I always like double talk myself sometimes,

and like, you know. You? Well, I get very much anxiety stuff, but he's just lot is go with your gut like cuz I'm I always like double talk myself sometimes and like you know You well, I get very much anxiety stuff But he's just like go with your like the first thing you think is like 99% the right answers Just go with that every time and it's actually been kind of so if that was your you know Stick stick with your first instinct of you know it was not actually like there was a whole pros and cons chart put on there of like If I go if I don't go if I and end it just, yeah, there was, there's too much up in the air right now. We won't name any names, but yeah, that's, uh, it's too much contention going on.

What was everything going on? Yeah. Speaking of that, are you guys excited for the hockey game tonight? It's on right now. No. Are those at the American Canadian beating the shit out of each other again? Yeah. Uh, Nope.

Couldn't care less. The, the YouTube daily show that I watch, um, you know, they're all based out of America and they live stream sport, like watching sporting events or whatever. And they're going to watch the hockey game tonight. And they're like, we don't have any Canadians that work for us. So it's like, we don't want the stream to just be all one-sided. So they just like put a call out to find a Canadian to fly down to their office and watch the stream with them.

And, uh, he was on this daily show today. This dude, I was like, this is like when Scantz gets on the podcast and gets like really drunk and real, like lets all of his Canadian real like really out. I like this is I, it was just so funny because it's like I'm anymore. I'm like very used to like just Canadian isms. I feel like from listening to Joey every week and it was just, I was like, this is just a more insane Joey right now and it's so funny to me I rain it in to be honest with you like a large portion of our

listenership is American so I rain in the Canadian isms and Even the accent like I rain in a lot of it And it's like it's one of those funny things where people were like sending it to me or And it's like it's one of those funny things where people were like sending it to me or Like posting it and I was like they're like, oh look we beat you and we did this and that and I was like You don't care about hockey. I don't give a fuck about hockey Why are you posting this and sending this and it's like again people just they need to be political and they need to Find meaning in useless things. Now hockey is irrelevant to me. I get it, I understand it, I can watch it,

I can appreciate it, but it is not a part of my lifestyle. But can, okay, can you explain icing to us? Can you explain offsides? Just give us the rundown of all the things no one understands about hockey. Well, first of all, nobody understands those. Yeah, like how can I fucking defenseman score, but then like you're not, it's all about understands about hockey well first of all nobody understands those yeah how can I fucking defenseman score but then like you're not it's all about how many

guys you have passed the line but then that means you have to offensive players on the other side of the fucking court or the the Brink I don't get it who cares never I'm now I now I have to go Wikipedia that rabbit hole and figure out how hockey works doesn't make any any sense. Keith is going to be our hockey expert next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The boys discuss hockey. I think I'm off and I'm going to be off for a minute until we do a Arnold Re-Camp.

This is a hockey podcast now. Yep. That's right. We should follow up with Big Cam and see if he's watched Mystery Alaska yet. That was a fucking non sequitur. Anyway, what's the extremely relevant because it's about

fucking hockey. Oh, is it? I don't even know what that is. It is one million percent. It is a hockey movie. It was a hockey movie. We talked about it four weeks ago. Yeah, it's one of the best movies of

all time. The best movies of all time. What's it called? Mystery Alaska. We've literally you guys don't listen to me at all. We've literally talked about this multiple times listen Keith if I keep everything that you said in my brain I we also don't trust your movie ratings yeah that's one of the greatest movies of all time one of the greatest

movies you only gave it an eight yeah it's pretty good stop 20% okay holding to the glaze so if that's one of the greatest movies of all time. What did he? What did he glaze? There will be blood No, that was like a six. Maybe yeah, see you're fucking wrong. You're so wrong. It's really good at recalling his ratings Keith's really good at recalling his ratings. I am. I'm very good at knowing. Mystery Alaska beats Daniel Day-Lewis' greatest movie.

Yeah, sure. Sometimes you need to just laugh and have a good time, Joey. Is it a funny movie? Yeah. What, there won't be blood? It's fucking... yes, yeah. Yeah, there won't be blood. It's funny. No, Mystery Alaska, it's sport and comedy. Ah

Literally can't it's like the perfect combination for me Interesting. How did he how did he rate the goon the what the goon goon? I don't want to I want to say I give it a six, but I might give a seven I think I liked it, but I bet I did give a seven Six maybe it's okay. That's fair Anyway did give us seven six. All right. That's fair. Anyway, next. Anyway, we're already 29 minutes and 11 seconds. And we talk about a lot. We're a hockey podcast now.

Screw all this lifting stuff. We're in a hockey. We're hockey guys. Um, hockey players probably lift. I want to see their training split. We'll talk about that next week. Hockey players probably lift. I want to see their training split. We'll talk about that next week. Hockey players probably do lift. I was listening to something recently and someone was talking about. They were like a collegiate athlete and they're like,

yeah, the hockey players, they were always just out there squatting. I was like, sounds like a good time. Sounds like a great time. That sounds like a reasonable time. I wrote that we needed to talk about screenshots on computers versus taking pictures of your screen. And we don't have to. Keith and I were going at it in the pre show. And I've come down.

I'm not as fired up anymore. So we can I'll just mark it as done. But I wanted I wanted to just yell at Keith and mock him but I feel you want to put more on my plate no we got to get into it now I guess you know you just need a new laptop it needs to be a MacBook so you can share it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no we're not we're not getting Keith a MacBook we don't Keith no offense to Keith but I don't we don't want to have to teach him and No, I don't know my no can't have change like it's it's a we're not getting him. I did actually update every program and like I thought I was fairly up to date on like I always do my system updates, but I did the big one where it was like

but I did the big one where it was like Windows 11 network framework or some bullshit I don't know what it was but it like changed like the borderline the whole operating system around so everything looks all different and shit now and You're not on windows 11 before apparently not. I don't know or if I was it was like a trial or some shit I don't know a trial. Maybe I don't know or a beta fucking I don't know dude But no shout out to shout out to this this app I found though. Because the simple solution, it's cross platform, Linux, the whole nine yards, you can get it on anything. It's a little app called Local Send. It's open source, so it's good I guess. But kind of one of those made by developers, cool dudes.

I found a problem, I want to fix it. I don't want to make money on it situations. But just peer to peer, as long as you're on the same network, I found a problem. I want to fix it. I don't want to make money on it situations but just Peer to peer as long as you're on the same network. You both have the app you can just share Files text anything between two people between two devices. So if iPhone to PC Mac to PC, it's super great. I love it it now must never download apps on PC, though, because PC is like you have to like bootleg download that or something.

Because any time I try to download something on my PC, it's not in the Windows Store tells me to fuck off. Well, we don't have time. You just have to. Yeah, okay. I've never I've don't think I've ever once installed a single thing from the Windows Store, so there's that. No, yeah, that's just a security setting you can flip off. Yeah, you'd be fine.

Well, I'm not big computer over here. Yeah, my computer's running fine today, so. Hey, we're living in the future. I like that segment or topic. What? I think each week we'll have a Keith learns a new thing about his computers. Top segment where I'll come in with, here's how to use Windows.

I don't I'm not even a Windows professional. We are not professionals. Yeah, we're not professionals. And no, this job I have now is the first time I've used a Windows computer as like my main PC since I was like six, maybe. And I was hired as like a software developer and I felt so lost and just like,

but I can't ask how to use a computer because I'm a developer. But I was like, I don't know what to do with this Windows. Like, I just don't know. They're like, yay, like, you can do this thing. Just like add whatever in. And I'm like, I don't know what to do with Windows. Like, I just was so stupid for like two, like a month in.

I was like, I don't even know what we do here. Yeah, we- Go ahead. Was it the military clock on your Windows computer that told you to go ahead. Was it the was it the was it the was it the military clock on your Windows computer that told you to go home at noon or was it you know. My work uses surface pros. That was funny.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to bed. You guys suck. My work uses. Don't worry. We'll cut it. I definitely have some familiarity with windows But I do prefer my Mac

What's our next? Shirts coming off. Oh god. Look at those nipples Jesus Got some nice lats to Nate looking good, buddy The Marissa in the video where they did the pull-up instructional instructional video So her and Tommy and Tanner talked about doing pull-ups for about 15 minutes. It's pretty neat. The one thing I liked was what they said,

if you could hold yourself for 30 seconds, you should be able to do pull-ups or something. Or if you could do 10 pull-ups, then you could do all this other stuff. So the fact that she had to kind of like baseline information of like, if this, then that was kind of cool. But I enjoyed it. I did not watch it I do not

enjoy pull-ups I have not done pull-ups in a very long time but Marissa is also ten times shape that I'm in so so I will just trust whatever she says I love that she got the dig and I think she said it before but like she's like Ellen DeDeneres is not a nice person I'm like, what's her name? Ellen DeGeneres, okay. I Yeah, I misspoke. I heard Ellen DeGeneres. I heard Ellen DeDeneres and I was like, I wonder if Keith knows what her real name is Of course he does. Is it is it is it is a floss? Yes. It's loss Yeah, as long as I don't have to read it. I'll be fine Apparently I can't get lost as it, I'll be fine. Apparently I can't do that. Anthony floss is, what was the guest?

Question about Anthony floss. So in relation to the whole pull-up band, yaddy, or pull-up video, my wife and I have been having an, uh, an argument in our house amongst many. Um, but one of them is in relation to pull ups. One of her goals is to get. Yes. Yes, sir. Oh, hello.

Is this thing live? Oh, hey, look at, look who's here. Can you swear on this thing? No, absolutely not. All right. That's here. Can you swear on this thing? No, absolutely not. All right. That's all. I just needed to answer that question. Have a good rest of the podcast.

Hey Tanner, uh, can you answer this question? I need your, I need your opinion on this and we need to take this to the streets as well. Um, but my wife, we've been arguing, my wife has been, we've been arguing about, um, pull ups, uh, and she's been doing banded pull ups in the garage in the early mornings. And she was like, all right, I'm going to move to the next level where I take one of my feet out of the band to make it harder. And I said, that doesn't make a difference. that doesn't make a difference. And it's been a large debate that we've had.

And my argument is that it doesn't make it more difficult because there's no real difference in resistance. Shout out to a certain someone, you'll know if you're listening, having two foot versus one foot does not change the amount of resistance on the band. I cannot get down with the one inch of foot or whatever, you know, like however wide your foot is, like making that big of a difference.

But do we think that one verse two feet is going to make a big difference in terms of the resistance of the band. I agree with you. I don't think that that changes anything. That just doesn't seem to be like it would change anything. Okay. That's all I needed was Tanner saying that and that's as much proof as I need. And, uh, it's science. It's massonomics.

Yeah. If we can just get this to be the next, uh, what's the best, uh best exercise to prove that you're strong or whatever that that'd be great. I need it to get to Mike Isretel and then I can be like, look, this guy said you're wrong. One foot banded pull ups. Like you do. I feel like you're doing too much. Well, I was like, I don't know I've been stoned to do full the pull-ups. Yeah, I was like yeah I don't know if it's enough of a linear period as age like sure Won't issue watch the mercy end of video yet. Well, no

I was like this is gonna be great. This is this will probably sell everything I think it would make a difference a little bit like Define difference like well that that's more than 2% or it's got to be like over 20% like like you're not lifting half your body weight because you're one foot on the band like well She said it's not lifting my other leg at one point I was like that's just that now we're just wrong because that's not how science works Yeah, you're not adding weight and having one foot hanging off because you still have One foot on the band and it's just adding to the you might as well have to yeah

That was my one buddy who I'm pretty sure he had a degree in like exercise science or whatever. He was a big-time Track athlete Olympic athlete competed at the Arnold some Olympic lifting and he was like, it, uh, it make, he said it made him tighter. Like he's like, it would help you keep your body more like rigid because it would be holding kind of everything together. And I was like, I get that. But I don't know.

Well, I think at the end of the day, you just need to know that don't try to give your wife lifting advice in the gym unless she's seriously going to hurt herself because that's not going to end well. So just smarten up and let her do her thing and only advise if there's critical damage about to be done to her body Other than that, shut the fuck up. This is the rightest Keith has ever been You're what honey you go ahead Tell her you love her and that you're proud of her that she's in the gym and that's That's more or less how most things I was like like, listen, you should be like, what do

you think? I was like, listen, you don't have to do anything that I say. You do whatever you want. Like I was just like, but this is just, this is what I would say. But listen, you do whatever you want. Well, you can get like a, you should be able to get like a scale out and like one of those like meat hanger scales or the fish scales and try to actually like prove it to her if you're that spiteful about it.

But if not, just I'd let, I would let that go. Okay. And I don't let anything go. But yeah I'm with I'm with Keith on this one. You know what if you think it's helping honey, how can I help you? Yes Have her DM Marissa and ask that's true Go to the source or or you know have her comment on the massnomics YouTube video gotta do the algorithm yeah well that was a nice little feature there by Taylor Baird yeah shout out to dinner for joining his video never popped up so didn't know if he was here or not I saw him I saw the name in there and I was it and then I sat go off mute on mute on, on mute. And I was like, go.

All right. Should we move in? It must have been in a basketball game. Should we go to the title topic pretty soon? It's 40 minutes in. Oh, I guess. I got like 10 more topics to get through before we get to our title topic.

I know and I don't wanna talk about any of them. We'll save that for later. Well, Joey, you know what that means. It's time for our title topic. Take it away. Uh, yeah, it's a lot of new crew coming in and I did see some questions about like, what is your meme profile? Like what is it with the so like I wanted to make sure that you guys are kind of caught

up on some of the jokes and not the Masonomics jokes because the Masonomics jokes will be explained by Tanner and Tommy. But there is a lot of internal jokes that we do that have just been of course as we tend to beaten into the effing ground and What I thought we would do is explain some of those give a little bit of the backstory stuff that started on unpaid underrated stuff that started just in the discord and I think we got a little bit of a fun way to do it I kind of asked Nate if he could pull this off. We got a bit of a wheel here, which I think we got a little bit of a fun way to do it. I kind of asked Nate if he could pull this off. We got a little bit of a wheel here,

which I think there's the wheel sound. Nate is our host today, so Nate's going to pick a person and then pick a topic and task one of us to explain, Nate doesn't exist. This is the first example. Who's explaining this one? But so we're a wheel show now. Spinning the Wheel Wheel is just for all you YAC listeners.

But, we're gonna spin, I got two wheels. Two wheels, not just one wheel, we're a two wheel show. So we got a topic wheel, and then we have an explain this topic wheel. And that's gonna be my second wheel, which will define who has to explain the topic wheel. And that's gonna be my second wheel, which will define who has to explain the topic. So, topic one at hand is Nate doesn't exist. And that is going to be explained.

I kinda hope I get this. Ah, shoot. Keith must explain why Nate does not exist. That's actually a good person to explain it. I've, you know, this has been an ongoing thing for a couple of years now. I went to the Arnold in 2023, Nate went to the Arnold in 2023,

but our paths did not cross. I left the morning he got there and a little later in the morning. And we've literally been, you know, he's been our producer and friend and, you know, third leg of this tripod that we got going on here for almost two years the middle leg specifically the large middle leg of the three yep it's a pecker you know you know back when those dogs had peckers on him obviously he's our technical guy. So he's the IT guy.

And it's just he doesn't exist. You know, he is he's Nate GBT. I like the explanation was, well, you know, he doesn't exist. They just doesn't like he just he's a muppet. That is real. Yeah. I mean, we've we've he's been him and I have been photoshopped and at least a couple of pictures together. And you guys live like two hours from each other.

I think it's like four or five, but yeah. And you guys are so close. I've met both of you separately, but never together, which I think is really funny. We've been on at least 10 episodes together, you know, over the last couple of years, probably too. So I have looked into Nate's face and talked to him on a computer for 20 hours and have yet to shake his hand in person. Well, we might change that. Since I also won't be at the Arnold, shout out to Bree and George, I will be at home while Keith is driving back from Columbus. And I said, Keith, listen,

if you want to grace my home with your body be my guest. I would love that. And so Keith might take some time out of his drive home to stop into good old Uniontown Ohio but not too long. How do you feel about unions? Yeah. Big Andrew.

Good guy. He likes rocks. So funny. unions. Yeah. Big Andrew. Good guy. He likes rocks. So funny. Yeah, we'd have to explain that one. Yeah, maybe maybe Nathan will exist after next weekend. Who knows?

I mean, it would ruin the joke too, though. Yeah, you're right. I don't want to meet you anyway. I had all these great plans. There used to be a restaurant up in Cleveland called Melt and they'd make these like preposterously large sandwiches that were like you would there. They sold them in two sizes, like half and then full sandwiches, but like no one can actually eat a full sandwich, but you'd always feel dumb to not buy the full one. Um,

but they had a chicken parm sandwich back in the day and they've just like since, I mean not since, but very recently, all of them have went out of business. There were like a ton of them. And then just all of a sudden they all just crashed. There was one up here for a bit, too. Yeah. Was it really? Yeah, there's one here in my town like melt bar and grill. It was called Melt Witch. Oh, that's different. It was like a well, it was like local chain.

Like it was a very much like local thing. So for those of you who haven't met these two, I think most of you have met me in one form or another. And you might have met Keith, but maybe not Nate. Nate is a chaotic, high energy troll who is very funny. And like when I say troll, mean like like you're just like you're about my height and you're just like I'm a troll because I'm small and it's so funny and I love you for it and Keith if it's not a meat Keith is 50% swear words and 50% ass crack. And it is, if you have met either of them, you know I'm right.

And I love both of you for it. Anyway. Is that our new, so we had, what was it, 50% facts? That's the podcast? Yeah, 50% fact. I don't know how. I listened to that today. So yeah am I real am I not who knows? There's no way to know yeah, there's you want to do per. Do you want to do person and then subject? I think that might be better. Okay. Yeah, we can I mean it's all random so nothing really matters in the long run

Yeah, time's a flat circle. Yeah times a flat circle I'm not doing it. No, that's too bad Do it do it do it listen you don't want to deal with the wheel if we won't make you do three in a row That's kind of fucking over the top That's hilarious the topic is the David's you explain There's so many of this explains this so just be like the worst people that have ever existed The topic is the David's. You explain the David's. There's so many of us. Keith explains this so it'll just be like the worst people that have ever existed in the moral of proper country. Or people weren't...

Statler and Waldorf of unpaid and underrated over there. Or people weren't named David. We used to be proper country though. And we didn't have any David's. I don't know. It was proper country. The David's. There's a lot of us.

You know, one of the David's. And they like, you know, they used to start out saying that they didn't like to get jokes explained to them and then they started explaining jokes for us and then they, when they were prompted to get jokes explained they stopped doing it. So I'm not really sure. They're kind of a conundrum to me right now. It's like, do you want to explain the jokes?

Do you want to be mad about it? I don't know. We, we, we, we try to let them help us out and then they, they won't explain the jokes, but then sometimes they do. I always enjoy it when they do, when they go into great detail explaining the joke and I'm like, oh, that actually does make more sense now and it's funny. But yeah, they like to bust our chops a lot.

Good guys though, but you know, I'm still not sure which one's which. I think that the Statler and Waldorf of unpaid and underrated is the best way to explain the two Davids. When I say every week, I'm going to be doing a lot of talking as well because I think that this is also a way to celebrate the crew. So I'll be doing a lot of talking about how much I appreciate everybody's input into what

we do here. When I say relentlessly mocked by crew, I mean the Davids. I literally mean the Davids. I literally mean the Davids. They find every chance they get to make fun of us, talk about what we missed, talk about what we explained wrong, make fun of me for saying stuff wrong, but maybe they don't realize it, but they're engaging. They're listening, they're contributing, they're adding to this podcast. So keep it up, but also shut the hell up. Yeah.

The memory that those dudes have, I can't remember like three episodes ago, and I'll need to recall something, and I'll send them a message, and they'll be like, oh yeah, that was episode at minute, and I'm like, why are you the way you are? Stop that, it's not okay. and they'll be like, oh yeah, that was episode at minute. And I'm like, why are you the way you are? Stop that. It's not OK.

No, I'm excited for this this summer. This summer, actually, actually, I can't wait to get a picture with both of them. So it'll be like the three Davids in a row. Oh, I'm not doing that again. No, no, no more. No, the real the wheel wants you. It wants you so bad. We'll just get rid of the person wheel and get rid of the person, Wheel, and just take turns. Um, all right, Joey.

Yep. You are going to explain... Oh, one of my recent favorites. Silly hawks. I wasn't even on that episode, was I? No, I wasn't. That was the Thanksgiving episode. Oh, yeah, that was the Thanksgiving episode. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and and angry as geese are. Gooses, sorry, when they're Canada gooses, they're gooses, they're not geese. And yes, apparently that is how that is prescribed.

And Keith, this starts actually a whole thing about whether or not Keith understands t-shirts at all, was like, I thought that was a hawk and everybody froze. And like time from, like every crew in the world was like a Jedi that was just like something's wrong. And they all heard it at the same time. And yeah, it's just that Keith did not know that that was a goose, despite all the silly goose talk. You know, on the new shirt, that's a goose, right? Yeah, that one looks like a goose.

I've never. The other one looks so much like a goose, it's not even bunny. I know. It's never resonated. Silly goose isness has never resonated for me, so I don't know. It was just really funny that it was just like, does Keith know anything about the Mastinomics t-shirts?

And that's actually led into Keith Poorly Explains Mastinomics t-shirts. That's actually led into Keith poorly explains Masanomics t-shirts that is now one of our new ongoing Segments it's definitely It's funny it's on the damn koozey I drink out of every week All I ever see are like the big aggressive wings I'm at least ago I'm glad you at least described it as like that particular image has the aggressive wings All you ever see is a hawk Yeah, so we've started saying the silly hawk now everyone in the in the discord

It definitely grew some legs. I've enjoyed it which my brain like snaps to grid to Kitty Hawk I don't which is like where the first flight took place, right brothers, whatever whatever yeah, right? I thought you said Sadie Hawk Hawkins Sadie Hawkins Kitty Hawk Sadie Hawkins Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants nothing better I actually don't know what you're what was Lemmy's first band. I think it was something Hawk as well Hawk Hawkins Stranger things oh Hawkins cheesies. Yeah Hawkins cheesies. Yeah, Hawkins cheesies are definitely something. Arkham Arkham Arkham. Do you mean Cobra Kai?

There's not a Hawkins stranger thing. Hawkins, it's literally the school Hawkins. OK, I thought you said Hawk in stranger things. I got you. Word. Gosh. All right. We're moving on. Can't do this anymore. On the spinning wheel. Just it's your turn to explain something.

No word. You can go. That was his key. Doesn't even say anymore. Stop doing the spinning wheel. Just, it's your turn to explain something. No. Or, no, you can go again. That was his keet. Doesn't even say keet. I got rid of the ancient teeth. I don't know who that is. I'm not doing that. I'm not going again.

No, no, okay. Yeah, let's get rid of that wheel. We'll just take turns. Yep. Nate, this is your turn. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ooh. Oh.

Okay. No one can watch the wheel, so as we slowly watch an edge, I can you control it? Are you messing with it? No. No, it is random. And oh, yeah, it's super random. There's a big long thing at the bottom of the page about the random algorithm. The idea is people like when like money on shit like this, probably.

Yeah. Yeah. This is basically a roulette table. So the topic I got is Nate technically a guy. And shout out to Columbus. This came out of a vlog that Masanomics put out the first year that I was at the Arnold

in which they had a video of me talking to them and it said, Big Nate. And then, you know, like how the little lower thirds text usually says like profession or like something they might be known for and like dramas and things like that. Mine just said, technical guy, to which I responded with, is that in reference to me being of technical nature in knowing programming and technical things? Or does that mean they aren't sure into which way my gender works? And I'm only technically a guy. So that is where Nate technically a guy had come from. It was just the label on a massonomics video years and years ago but I live on a modern take on the age old Nate, the technical guy. It's a modern interpretation.

I was at that Arnold. Yeah, but if you go back to the Dead Sea Scrolls, the original interpretation of Nate, Nate technical guy. Just making, listen, there's like three people that'll get all of these references that I've Nate. Nate. Technical guy. I'm just making. I'm. Listen, there's like three people that'll get all of these references that I've made. They'll love them. Oh, OK. They'll love them.

Nate. Nate Green. He's got the Dead Sea Scrolls. I know he's got that one. Someone has them. No, he doesn't have them. They're in his house. Yeah.

I'd be quite impressed if he had one of those. Suddenly I got to make a trip. Like even I want to see that shit. I got to make a trip. I got to make a trip. I got to make a trip. I got impressed if he had one lose I gotta make a trip like even I want to see that shit no I Keith it's your turn on the next one I think yep sure let's get a good one oh I I need you can I threw this one I threw this one in here I'm gonna explain it because yeah you guys no, I don't think half the people that use this actually know what this is from. But this is from the episode

we recorded with Grant, which is, brothers, we are not professionals. Which is just a joke. Well, it's not a joke. It's a joke that we say obviously because we're not professionals. But the hilarious part is that line comes from a book written by a pastor named John Piper, which is the picture I post all the time that I photoshopped with Grant and I's name on it. But it's a book about being a pastor, which is just hilarious that it gets used so much.

They were like, yeah, brothers, and it was stolen more or less from a meme of, like in churches, there's usually like a lot of volunteers that help out with like doing sound or something. And there's a super old meme of like some dude standing behind a sound board, like a sound board. And it's like someone comes back to complain about the audio and I just hold up this and it's just John Piper's book,

Brothers We Are Not Professionals. And it's just, I love that joke, and I think it's funny, and I didn't know if Grant would get that reference, and he 100% got the reference. And- Also the first time that that was brought into our world was on our podcast, and I didn't know if you and him

had a dialogue with that before. No, that was just, I'm going to drop this and see if he catches this. And he did. And it was great. That actually makes it even all the cooler. I like that. Now it has come into the world. It's come into the world.

Shout out to John Piper, the little man himself. Nate uses it a lot. I use it periodically. I think some crew will use it periodically as well. It comes up. Well Grant will just, I'll just post something or like something will get posted of me and he'll be like, he'll just respond to only me

and be like not a professional. I'm like I don't know if that's good or not. I don't know what we're, I was like are you insulting me? I don't know how to feel about this. But yeah. Good dude. Yeah good dude. Good dude. Shout out to BWTax.

Is it my turn? Good dude better at taxes. Yeah, Nate stole Keith's. Wrong again, yeah that's actually a good one for me to do because it was my doing. Wrong again! Joey! So, um, Huck Finn's been going after

Joey Swole. For whatever, Huck Finn's been going after Joey Swole, um, for whatever reason Huck Finn has, it's usually boobs. And um, I really enjoyed, I thought the wrong again Joey was funny. So I introduced that to the group and I was like, we should incorporate this into the podcast somehow. Um, so I sent the clip to Nate and I said, hey, can you make this a gift so I can post it in the Discord and use it against myself? Because I thought that that was really funny. Big shout out to Huck. I love Tom. He's really fun.

And then people started using it against me, Keith Keith when I wasn't wrong and that was one of those ones where I was like, mmm Okay. Now I'm gonna go after Keith. So I got Tanner to record a wrong again Keith in the same wrong again Keith The way he says it to a kid. Yeah, it's so foot so animated. Yeah, that's great Yep, I asked him and then I reminded him of like a week later and he had the video within seconds The way he says it too, it's so animated, that's great. Yep. I asked him and then I reminded him a little, like a week later and he had the video within seconds. It was perfect.

And then I, one thing that hasn't come up in the discord enough is I got one for the Davids. Do you have that? Nice try, one of the Davids. I got Tommy to record when one of the Davids try to catch us on shit and they're wrong about it. Nice try, one of the Davids. And that has been an escalation, but they refuse to make that one a bot because they're

cowards. Fuck bots. No, I hate bots with a passion. Like such a passion. Especially when they don't serve your purpose. They don't serve any purpose. They, like, they even, they scare duds away. You can't say anything. He told me that he hates bots so much.

You can't say plates, you can't say 69 if your fucking username has a 69, bots appear. It just becomes so cumbersome to read the Discord because of the bots. I hate the bots. The ones you choose on purpose, like the wrong again, Joey, the weather, the count, those ones I like, but the ones that are triggered by just a phrase you say, I think they take away from discourse in the, in the discord. And I, I hate them for that reason. Um, but yes, the wrong again is my fault. I started it against myself and it escalated all the way to nice try one of the game It's still funny. It's actually the shirt. I ordered that shirt the wrong again that I have that It's it's being delivered and I got I tried to get Karen to cut it, but I guess Tom's gonna do it Karen cut shirts are the best

All right Onward and forward. We got a lot. Whose turn is it? Nate, I guess. Now what's perfect Keith. The Keith explain Keith. Explain your head. Yeah, I mean, he said

that. That had. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's see. it would have been uh December to remember 2024. So, not the most recent one but or no 2023. Yeah. So, almost two years ago. Well, you're gonna have whatever. Uh I had a nice group photo and you know, nothing nothing like a group photo. You know, if

you can't be in it. So, obviously, I had to do a little like, you know, hold the camera up as high as I can, catch a little bit of my face in it. You know, Joey's always likes to describe it as it's pointing directly at my nose. Yeah, maybe a little bit, but it's still pretty good. So that got cropped and, you know, became its own little meme and its own little picture. There's an app for it now to easily add it into memes. I think everyone that wants a copy of it has has a copy of it saved and you know very much adds it into pictures amusingly over the last 18 months or so. So it's been fun. They've literally put it on a fucking sticker that they send out with the unpaid and underrated t-shirt which blows me,

that which makes me laugh the most when I see that. Like big Katie I think just posted her shirt and big Philadelphia Kurt posted his and it's just like, there's my face on right next to it, like it just blows me away. Joey literally has it multiple places in his house, he's got a pillow. What did we do with the Lyft Hard Live Easy? Yeah, Damager bought the mat, basically the face covers of my face. We bought signs.

We bought signs of your head. When I looked up during my log cleaning press, and there's like six of my heads looking back at me, that was a unique experience. People have really embraced it. I don't know if it's dying down or not, but it's still pretty funny. So definitely more than 10 of my friends have my face in their gym somewhere, which is just weird.

That is such a weird thing. I have a pillow with your, yeah. I have one on my espresso machine. When you said Morgan like didn't feel comfortable changing in front of it. So that is one of my favorite parts about it. Your head is in like three places in my office here, which is my bedroom? That's what she said. The so speaking of your wife changing in front of Keith,

his head, I may have a realization that I've made. And Keith watches me sleep every night. Yes, he's in my bedroom. Because I got Harbor Freight. I don't know if they have these up. They have Harbor Freights up in Canada. Probably not. They're like discount tool store.

Yeah, discount tool store. They make a couple people make them, but they have like these mini toolboxes. Now they're awesome. I love them. They're so cool. They're just like real small toolboxes. You can basically fit nothing in it, but it's like these mini toolboxes now. They're awesome. I love them. They're so cool. They're just like real small toolboxes. You can basically fit nothing in it, but it's like great for like EDC stuff,

like knives, watches, those kinds of like small little things that you just want to put in like shelves and whatnot, but like have it somewhat organized. And got one of them and it sits on my dresser. I keep knives and flashlights and, you know, stupid nerd EDC stuff in it. But I keep the lid open and I put stickers across the front,

like the top lid and just like, like over top of the bed that my wife and I sleep and do other things on Saturdays is just Keith watching everything. And after a while I brought it up to my wife and she's like, I don't think about it. It's just a sticker. And I was like, I brought it up to my wife and she's like, I don't think about it. It's just a sticker. And I was like, I feel weird about it.

But OK, like now I know, I know, I know I don't think I can ever come to your house because if your wife meets me, it's going to ruin your Saturdays. Yeah, I know. I will be like, you know, I now now I have now I have a face to put with that face and I can't.

That's not that's not appropriate. Hey, baby, let's turn the Keith head around. Yeah, there should be like an add on sticker that that you can buy that's a little go magnet sticker that took a blindfold for me So I have to make love with my head in the room that you can cover up my eyes. I think yeah, you had posted the original photo and I was like why am I looking up Keith's nose right now like

you didn't need to be in this picture and you were like fuck you I wanted to be in this picture and then it was a mission somebody else posted a photo and then one of the Davids added your head that is exactly what happened and that was what started this entire thing of adding your head to every crew picture ever. There's a lot. And then hold on. There is one last thing. When I surprised you in your gym.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The pillow. We were all outside. We were having some Keith's, we were lifting some logs.

My kids were going insane. Your wife took a picture of the style of your head at the bottom of the picture. Steph? Oh, yeah. Oh, she sent me that. And I was like, that is so genuinely funny. Yeah, she got it.

And that's one more layer. And then that just went insane after that. Stickers, photos, signs, pillows. Yeah, quick shout out on that note. I just added it to the template for, not like just added it, but it's been added for a while. There is a page on our website now, if you need a copy of a Keith Head PNG. Also, the shortcut is linked there that Keith was talking about that you can run to add Keith's face to any photo. All that can be found in the show notes of almost every podcast we post now.

So if you need it, it's in the show notes. I think it might just be like unpaidinternpodcast.com It might be blog slash Keith head. Um, so yeah, go, go get your Keith head. It's gotta be confusing for like that one probably has to be the most confusing for new new people. When they like, like, I don't, who is this fucking guy? Cause like they're not, if, if you're like brand new to crew, you've never listened to our podcast. You don't, you probably don't follow many crew. So it's just like, how did this asshole get

a head on a sticker? I said everywhere I'm here and now that's why we're doing this podcast. Yeah Like I think it's is it nader Joe or no, it's your turn believe it's me. I just went he just Just went attention No It's your turn. I believe it's me. I just went. He just literally just went. Pay attention. No! Um. Oh this is a good one. Yeah, uh, this is the one where British David pooped on a mountain. Um, the story is that's what he did.

Uh, I don't know if that's like it's did But he also got caught yeah, he did it's much more elaborate than that yeah But I also don't recall the details of that story British David was on a hike with his with his with his wife or a girlfriend at the time whichever and You know he really had to go to the bathroom And then we're like talking high up on a very elevated mountain with like, and we're not like, he's not like hiking on the mountain. There is a trail on the side of a mountain

that is like a couple people wide, maybe, maybe two or three people wide. And like, so, and he had to fucking drop a deuce. So he's doing his, and there was, I think the way he described it, like there wasn't like some bushes he could go walk off to. There was like a mountain and then like a ledge and like nothing in between so he's doing his business right in the middle of the trail because it's the only place he can

and then like a family of tourists come walking by and like he can't just stop and they just had I think they just watched him shit as they walked by him I want I want to say it was like Girl Scouts or something like it was it was like ridiculous. I think that was a different There might have been a difference there. Well, I think there was I think I think one of the no that was the girl That's not crew anymore the the runner chick She's the one that shit in front of some like Boy Scouts or so. Oh, okay woods maybe but David I think definitely he Yeah, but that was a great story So there were many a memes of him squatting and shitting

on the side of a mountain of some capacity. So which David that is, you know, you'll have to figure that out for yourself. Cause one of many of them. But yeah, British David, good guy. You know, he definitely will make you pay for your drink really, really fast and get the fuck out of B-Dubs. But you know, it's, you know, it is,

cause he's gotta go, he get to go shit on the mountain. That's episode 28. If you're looking to go back and listen to that, this is 28. I think we were starting to figure it out by then. I always paid when I tell people like what episodes to listen to or something. I was like, maybe not the first couple, but we definitely figured it out after a while. But yeah, I mean, and if you've if you've you know the episodes not that long so it's only three hours and 17

seconds as long as you have I think that's our longest episode of all time I think we've only I think no I think he is the only I think I looked at it in the last couple months it is the only three hour episode that's not true I'll look it up on my yeah figure it out while we find the next topic. But I think I'm pretty sure there's a couple three hours. But you might be right. There's a bunch of like two fifty fives. But yeah, because I guess it was three hours and 17 seconds. So it barely broke the.

When I say I literally it's the only one that I've typed the numbers through. Yeah. It is the only one that has. Well everything else is. yeah, David Mills three hours What a guy everybody else like But I'm glad we got away from that like the the the hour 45 the 215 is where we need to be I think he has a gym tour coming up Yeah, yeah, there should be several that'll be good both of them both both both it no no no no Britain I don't did they I don't think they saw British David listen that state Both of them both both both. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no then we do all my little tidbit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good next you Word. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, cuz Nate Nate Nate took our own on that one. So it's Joe's rules

chicken parm, it's a good one. Yeah, so So Keith loves good chicken parm, it's his favorite pre meat meal So at the first Live Hard Live Easy, he went to this place which is under a hotel by the Target in Aberdeen and went on for days, weeks about how this was the best chicken parm he's ever had in his life. And that got us like a little concerned about how much you cared about chicken parm. And then the next year you went back and it was the worst experience of your life.

And you brought all of these people to have the best chicken parm of their lives. Well, they didn't have chicken parm, they just had regular Italian food. Yeah, you were like, this is the greatest restaurant, this is amazing, nothing. This is amazing. Nothing to love or be beat this. And it was a terrible experience for everybody. So now the running joke is you and your chicken parms to the point where at,

at crew falls, you had no choice but to order the chicken. Terrible brewery. It was a terrible sandwich too. Yeah. And I knew it was going to be, I've been kind of rude like to steal this like you fuckers I've almost ruined chicken parm for me. Like I Didn't even I didn't even go get chicken parm. Oh, no, cuz fuck you guys like Dang it I missed it. Yeah, I thought about it, but I'll get back into it again at someday but But yes ever since then Keith loves chicken parm and it's the only thing he's ever allowed to eat as far as crew is concerned Mm-hmm. I swear to God Tanner asked me tend to like like everyone like

Everyone thought they are were original and weren't the were the first person to say Keith do you see they got a chicken parm sandwich like like no less than fuck 10 people in a 20 minute span came up to me and said this thinking they were the first person, you know, to date to ever say this joke. I was like, you fucker. It's a pretty active discord. So yeah, we often repeat ourselves. That is the worst to repeating yourself in this discord, like

especially when it's like a really good one. You realize someone else posted something very similar, like 30 seconds. It is crushing, honestly. Who's it's Nate's turn, is it? No, it works. You didn't go. I did. You didn't. You didn't explain David's shitting at all.

I have you. What do I? Oh, you opened his anus and poop came out of it. What do you want me to explain? I think so. This one is big math and this one's actually my fault. This actually stems from a joke on Super Troopers, which is my favorite joke of any movie ever made. It's when. Foster, which is one of the super troopers, isn't wearing any shoes because he's fishing. And somebody goes, are you not wearing any shoes? And

he says, what are you the shoe police now? And it's the funniest thing because they are actually police. It's for me, it's my favorite throwaway joke that has never been brought back. So then one day, somebody asked me to do some math in the discord and I was like, what are you big math now? Like you're going to make me do math? And it somehow turned into blaming Matt for us doing math. I'm not sure how that escalated. I can't remember that part. Yeah. And now I'm not sure where that escalated to, but big math is an ongoing joke about how we just don't do numbers. We don't do math. We don't do sets and reps. We don't do any of that shit.

Or if we get math wrong. Yeah. We're not big math here. Yeah. Large language models aren't good at math either, so. What's that mean? All right, not on the next topic. Well, and the good thing about this is, you know, if we get any of these wrong, the Davos will be there to tell us and tell the discord if this is really what the origin of this is.

Yeah, I'll break. I don't know if I can do this pure justice, but I will I will explain one of the greatest humans and historical features that I don't know because Tanner didn't make his Brad made his own stickers I thought Tanner had to think okay no no so Brad the pad the hero in society a champion among men I mean, what more could we say a great human to exist? but I mean I wasn't there all I saw was the the great tales of history and a battle of Brad the pad but there was a shield carry event in the of Brad the pad, but there was a shield carry event in the

lift hard, live easy, strong man classic, who numero uno in which there was a well, it was the first strong man classic. So I don't know how we number that. Joey tried to correct me. I'm not big mass. I'm not big mass. Wrong again, Joey. The first. Big mass. Joey. The first Strongman classic. And they needed someone to carry a pad, a crash pad and put it under the shield so it wouldn't crash into the floor of the Odi Hot Arena and. Brad submitted himself to what I had heard was the hardest thing

that he ever had to do in his life. And so he took his little pad out there onto the strongman floor and caught all of South Dakota many, many times for many, many people. And he is a great hero for that. He will forever be thanked. He has become the sign of safety for all of us. Yeah. The second sign in all honesty.

Yes. The James Potter is obviously first. Yeah. The patron saint. Um, and now he has stickers and we, a lot of, several of us have that image saved as like, you know, a ready to be inserted into memes. I just wish there was a higher resolution photo of that. Like, I just, I want it so bad.

And it is just the lowest garbage photo that I just want it to be so detailed and, oh well. If you were actually real, you could have actually been at the Lyft Hard Live Easy and taken the fucking picture yourself. But since you're not real, you can't actually go to places. I mean, I guess you could I guess you could you

could remote in but you're really not there and you know what is being anywhere really when you think about it Keith I don't know man we are not professionals yeah we're not professionals all right Keith you're up heard there's a few that need to be removed. Yeah, I realize I missed a couple. So, Roll Tide. This goes back to... One of the greatest OG moments of Unpaid Nen is rated. This was back on a big Spooners episode. God, that had to be the first 15 or 10.

This is circa summer of 2023 probably. I don't even... I mean, I remember the end of the punchline but the setup I don't I'm trying to remember specifically so we definitely were just talking and somehow NASCAR came up or no you no okay what it was I think uh no I remember now uh Spooner was either affiliated with Alabama or something or didn't maybe he was a fan of a different team, but anyway, so the Alabama football team is the Crimson Tide and people say Roll Tide when they talk about Alabama. That came up in conversation at some point.

Spoon or myself said Roll Tide, and Joey literally asked, is that about NASCAR? Or the NASCAR, I'm right, right? I'm kind of somewhat, anyone jump in and correct me if I'm wrong, it was in my I'm right right I'm somewhat anyone jumping incorrect wrong It's literally two years ago Hold on Yeah, I made the joke. I didn't think it was about NASCAR, but I was like are you sure it's not about the NASCAR?

Oh, I'd car like going real fast Like I do that on purpose I don't I didn't know what roll tide man. No, I don't, I didn't know what Roll Tide meant. I knew it didn't have anything to do with NASCAR. Like let's not, let's not pretend I knew what I was doing. Provisionist history over here. Yeah, I definitely was just like, oh, I thought this would be funny, but you know, definitely, it was a, definitely was a stupid moment and it lives on.

It does. It even, like I think it died for a minute and then it was definitely resonated in some context in the last like three, four weeks. Like there was definitely like, it was brought back up. And I think we even like found the original meme from like the thumbnail, I believe. It wasn't a thumbnail, Jeff made a.

Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, cause we didn't actually actually we didn't start thumbnails until like Episode 50 or 60 probably maybe 40 well, we've had thumbnails always but we didn't use Yeah, your social images. Yes So I used to just like screenshot so you screenshot of the website and I was like I hate that Keith does this I guess you should have Social something And I was like, I hate that Keith does this. I guess I have to make a social something. Because I was like, what is he getting that from?

And I was like, oh, he's just screenshotting the website. We can't do this. I didn't have the, I think that was prior to me having the access to the files. Yeah, you have because you do not ask. That was episode number four, which is crazy. What's the date on that? Okay. So that would have been, let me go on a guess. That would have been June, like June, like middle of June, June 6th.

Okay. Little off. 2023. Damn. It's a long, long time ago. So that's like eight, 19 months ago, 20 months ago. It's wild. All right. My turn. Is it my turn? Just sure. There are no rules.

I think whoever it resonates with should honestly be the explainer explains it. Oh, the platypus one. That one is a good one. It was incredible. Same episode, ironically enough. Was that that episode? I guess it was. Yeah. No, I think I think I think Spooner actually got on on its head like two of the more emphasis things were from his episode and I'm 99% sure it was.

Yeah, that was the same episode. So we used to do this like silly question thing where I would be like, oh Joey's silly question of the week. And I said, hey, why do platypus need to glow in the dark under black light and I think the reaction from our guest was what why and the reaction from Keith was what the fuck is a platypus yeah and then for like it completely derailed the conversation we still find out that Keith does not know what a platypus is. Never heard of it in my life. Yeah, no and that's fair because let's fast forward now, we still don't know what a platypus is because we're still finding out crazy shit about them,

why they glow in the dark, why they're venomous for whatever reason. I do remember the venomous question. Yeah, but that one has been ongoing is Keith doesn't know what a platypus is. That's some good meme. Yeah, that one definitely is interesting. I'm always a fan when we actually get the meme content. Like, 99% of the time, it's fine getting made fun of. Every now and then it hurts.

You know, it's just people take it a little too obnoxious, but 99% of the time it's awesome and we love it and I love because it just creates content for us. So like, you know, I know that makes it easier because we don't, if I don't have to make our own content and I can just throw somebody else's meme up on Instagram like I did today, so much easier. But also what the hell's a platypus? And we were both like, what? I think that was back when like Tanner actually made memes

about us and stuff too. And like we were so new that like everyone was like a little more like, oh, this is actually, I'm gonna tune into this. And we had a lot of interaction in the first few episodes, I feel. But we still have our loyal fans now. I just people, I don't know.

I think people just don't, we don't get as many memes made as late. You funny your stuff, Keith. Be dumber. Yeah, be dumber. No less things. Yeah, Nate, you're starting to start knowing less. All right.

Oh, yeah. Shout out. Shout out to our boy. I think he's on the zoom call right now. Topic is Ryan is hurt. And the fact of the matter is Ryan's hurt and he gets hurt a lot and he got hurt so much that he started started. Oh, he started to shake people's hands

and hurt them and get them hurt. And his hurt people hurt people something situation and he just was passing along injuries to other people. It was a disaster. But I think he's better now. I think that he's not hurting people anymore, which is good. I'm proud of him for making that progress. He's really making it out there. So keep it up, Ryan. Don't get hurt. He's got a new home gym and a new home,

so maybe that'll help now that there's not stuff all over his gym. He's been moving for eight months. I don't know. That's the longest social media move I've ever experienced in my life. What? Every other story or post, it's like he's still moving and packing. I don't know. That's the longest social media move I've ever experienced in my life. Every other story or post, it's like, he's still moving and packing. And I'm like, Oh my God. Moving is a lot. Keyback like you would do it in a day with your home gym.

I've moved like three times in my life, so I don't have as much experience to pull from. But yeah, yeah. It would be brutal. Yeah. Speaking of being hurt, Ryan and moving, I destroyed my back helping Kaylin's cousin move the other weekend. That was fun. But I was also like the, oh, they're like, hey, can you come help us lift stuff? And I was like, oh yeah.

Yeah. I can do that. Yeah. I was carrying some. I'll give you a hundred dollars to pay someone else to do it. Well, we were pulling a dresser up, flight of stairs and I like went down with it weird and was like, oh no, that's that thing that I always do to my back. I was like, I can't show any weakness to these people.

They think I'm the strong person. I think I think we need to take it back down the stairs and readdress this like, yeah, yeah. And then they're like, I'm like standing down on the bottom of stairs and like, oh, do you want me to go up to the top? I was like, yeah, why don't you just take that you take that up to the top? I'll just I'll make sure I'll look from the bottom and figure out where it ends up Got it. I'm just listening to that dude. I couldn't move for two days. Yeah, I'm like a tweaked right now felt like a Ryan but

Now you don't have to work out yep, yeah, I Don't think anyone said that that day. I was really proud of everyone. Did they at least buy you pizza? That comes with it. There was some pizza involved. But I was... Can't live without pizza.

It was one of the longest moves of my life. That sounds horrible. I'm so glad. I mean, I have a lot of friends, but I haven't had a friend that's moved and asked me to help in so long well I got to sleep in like 15 years. Yeah, I realize they're substantially younger than me as well I feel like I'm I keep thinking I'm young but I'm only getting older so substantially younger than us That's not I mean. Yeah, you guys are all this dirt

I was last week's was last week's episode our youngest guest. I think so Yeah, you had to be at like 12 or whatever How old are you? Whose turn is it's Keith right? Uh sure. Yeah This is what We get to Tom. Oh, yeah, Nate's good buddy Tom. He is on the backlog, which is a matter of one of these days. So this is Nate's good buddy that actually introduced you to crew, or you both?

I don't know, you just explain it, because you're going to do a better job. Well, here's the thing. We'll get to it when we get to it. All right, next topic. We'll get to Tom in a minute. Listen, we'll come back. We'll circle back when we have a second and we'll explain Tom.

That's right. Alright, Sisters Hosts, Sister Podcast. Amigo? I think it's my turn. I don't really understand this one. This is a Keith. Yeah, Keith started this and... Oh no, Tanner started it, I believe believe and then we've given him so the very first when so Tanner had the unique challenge to explain our podcast on his podcast when he was trying to

like help us and help us grow and get crew to come listen to us so he'd for many weeks he would describe it as the you know in a non-negative way as we were just the sister podcast. And then I kind of would jab back of how they're our sister podcast. And then he would escalate it to where we're the little sister podcast and how they're the big podcast and we're the little one just kind of busting our balls. So kind of escalated a little bit back and forth.

And it's just kind of funny. And they are the sister host. And any chance we can give to kind of jab that at him But I don't know. I don't I think that's almost died Like I still use it every now and then but I still see it in discord a fair amount to like other when other crew Refer to Tanner and Tommy or when they come on our podcast and refer to Tanner and Tommy as the sister host it makes me chuckle because that just means they've been around long enough to get that because that was like episode one through five when that was like a weekly kind of thing

that Tanner would say as he kind of like gave us credit and you know, on their podcast for the first few weeks. Well, there's also a second layer to that where you guys attempted to be very adamant that you would never refer to Tanner and Tommy by their actual names. That was a joey thing and that was so hard for me. I struggled, I tried.

That was really funny, is we would just call hard for me. I struggled. I tried. That was really funny as we would just call them one of the hosts because we were one of the crew, right? Yeah, that was so hard to not. There was no individual credit for the longest time and I was like, well, we need to do that back to them, but it just it didn't it didn't work out. It's very difficult. We made it.

If you go to like the first 10 episodes, like we probably only said their names like once an episode and it was a mistake. And then after that, we were just like, it was so hard to consciously have that in your head while trying to have a casual ongoing conversation. But it was funny. But it was hard. It was a big challenge off the bat. Yeah.

And then shout out to our cousin podcast, The OK Podcast. OK. Yeah, and then shout out to our cousin podcast, the OK podcast. Okay. Grant literally was supposed to deploy like a year ago and they've got like seven new episodes since he's been... I mean, he's... I know he's on workup right now. Yeah, but he's like... I'm assuming once he actually gets on the boat, like he's...

They're not going to record. Yeah, I don't think they've got Wi-Fi out there in the middle of the sea. But I have been enjoying his... It's always a pleasant surprise when I still get a Friday episode from them because I have been listening to every episode since we had them on, I think maybe even, I might have even done like a couple episode research prior to, I tried to do their backlog, I just could, it was, it was so far ago that nothing was relevant at that

point too. So I don't know, but I will definitely keep consuming okay podcasts as the new ones come out. Their topics are very, that's very like, well, they're very like that week and they're not like evergreen topics a lot of the time. So it's like if if it's like, you know, three months ago, you're like, yeah, that did happen. But it's so funny because we don't need to talk about. Podcast meme joke, inside joke of the week.

Joey is gonna explain this because he is the most urban of any of us. Why are we an urban podcast? Somebody posted that they were listening to us and it wasn't updating on their Apple podcasts and they took a picture of their Dashboard I want to say it was I I'm God if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. I want to say it was Bowen. It was one of the newer yeah, probably and it was like oh

Look your thumbnails not updating and somebody was like, why is it called an urban podcast? And for some reason whatever platform they're using is it called an urban podcast? And for some reason, whatever platform they're using described us as an urban podcast. And I don't understand that. I don't get the phrasing. I know what urban means. So I've been referring to us as the number one rated urban podcast since then.

So it was big, Alec, big Alex West and the discord shout out to Alex. Um, and I'm looking at this picture and the, what happens is like older car infotainment systems think everything that doesn't have album artwork needs album artwork and album artwork. And Mike, I had an old Buick on or not on core. What was it? A rendezvous, rendez-vous. Rendez-vous. Yeah. And it would do this all the time where it would just like put random artwork that didn't make any sense with something I was listening to the fact that it picked are like urban artwork for listening to a podcast is just the most ludicrous thing but it's like labeled us in that photo as an urban podcast

Well the photo like the music person, but maybe I missed maybe I looked at it wrong Um, either way urban you say an urban podcast for the past. months. It makes me laugh every time. It basically is. Like, that's more or less what it did. It makes me so happy. But yeah, what a classic. One of those one-a-click-up legs, too, I feel. Like, it's like we're not just the only one saying it. Yeah.

Hey, that's what happens when you're the number one urban podcast. You can't deny it. Big news out here in the streets. Big math. Joey, you got this one? Yeah, Toby's blue eyes. Toby has some really blue eyes. Are cool.

Yep. I don't know if Joey or Keith should explain this one. I think I think he should explain this. It was I mean, as the as the as the years have gone by, it's it's it's we equally don't know a lot of shit. But for the first several episodes, a great description, even the number one urban podcast, we're the number one podcast about we really don't know a lot about anything.

Like in the fitness world, like if you're just a lifter, if you're a sub master's lifter that's been on Instagram for a decade, you have the 80% chance you know these hundred people. Like there's, you know, that's like just a fact. Joey knows six of them. And it's just funny because in just a conversation we'll be having with these new crew that we're

interviewing, um, and it just kind of throughout the conversation, Joey just literally will, you know, say who, like he doesn't know who we're talking about. And then we kind of explained that to him, same thing on discord a lot of the times. And at this point now, I think, I mean, sometimes we, we all play into a little bit of a bit, but it's, you know, I think it's all,

most of it's been sussed out now. I think of who he doesn't know, but we don't really talk about a whole lot of other people anymore. This is mainly the crew of the podcast, but there was a while, like just casual conversation, like he didn't know who, you literally didn't know who Mark Bell was, I think at one point I believe or or maybe even if you did like someone like that to where if you're a lifter for the last 10 years like you know these people like I said he knew 10% or less stuff on my field just he doesn't follow a lot of just randomness and didn't listen to any podcast prior to Mastanomics which you know so a lot of that um it was just funny um I it it's still to this day, I still don't follow influencers.

I don't like their shit. I, people that want to like walk through grocery stores and yell at me about, you know, ingredients, I don't, I don't have patience for that. I still don't know who most of these people are. I will still say publicly, fuck free shred. But that's about where that ends. And I don't know who these people are. I will still say publicly fuck free shred, but that's about where that ends and I don't know who these people are. And that's because I was self-taught. Like I, the only person ever show me how to lift anything was Steve Huck, like big Steve here

from Moving Yountains. Good dude. And I didn't follow these programs. I didn't follow these influencers. I didn't anything I just started moving heavy weights So whenever you guys were like, oh this guy and this guy and I was like, nope Don't know who it is still don't know who it is if they've been on the podcast, I might know who they are like if they've been on massonomics, but Even then like I still unfollow most of them because their shit is cringy and boring. It's I still unfollow most of them because their shit is cringy and boring. That's Except for damn Bell love damn Bell

That's all fair. Like I thought I'd always keep following every person they've interviewed. But yeah, there's a lot of people I don't follow they've interviewed and it's just like that's there They're not my cup of tea But I do enjoy the new format where it's really like the guests they get on like 80% of the fans The crew will enjoy the up, you know the fans their crew will enjoy the you know, yeah It's uh, you know, they're a little more selective on who they get on now. Absolutely Okay, who's next? Nate Yeah, I got a I got a good list of topics. We only got three left three left only three spots left. Oh

Yes left only three spots left. Oh yes. You know, speaking of not knowing, you know, some people know people on Instagram. Some people don't, some people know the size of, uh, the states in the US and their population and things like that. You know, we're really, you know, second to being a hockey podcast. We're also a geography podcast. And one of the hotly debated topics in history, right? Not in history, in geography right now, is, you know, how big of a state really is New York? And our podcast has really, you know, went to battle with that question. Is it big? Is it not big? We don't know. Specifically, Keith doesn't know, or maybe he does know. He believes he knows. But yeah, Keith just...

Fuck you, I know. Keith, I forget what he was comparing New York to. I don't remember how it started either. Solely because my job takes me all over the entire state. And there's days I could drive, my job could be eight hours away and I'm still inside the state. And then Big Mofo just likes to tell me how small of a drive that is and how small of a state that is and blah blah blah blah I understand that it's not the largest geographical state, but it's not in the bottom fucking 40% either It's not Rhode Island

Yeah, I think the biggest the main thing that made me the happiest was when recently Kevin shared the picture of New York inside of South Dakota And it was literally as wide it just didn't have like a top like left third essentially like I like a 45 degree angle But it was so I felt justified and I still feel justified but no one else wants to acknowledge that New York State is It didn't even touch Ontario. You can drive for 24 hours and still be in Ontario. It's fun. Tiny, tiny state. That was great too. The relevance of it today was one of my customers,

she knew that we were at a rock. I was working almost all the way down in Pennsylvania, like way south of Buffalo, on 90 there. And she knew we were coming from Rochester. So it was like a two and a half hour drive to get there. And she was like, are you familiar with this area? That's where my son lives. And I couldn't tell you where she said it was.

I've never heard of it. And I was like, ah, no, I'm not sure. How far away is that? And she's like, that's about five hours away. I'm like, I'm not familiar with that, but I'm sure she's like, yeah, it's still in New York So I just I chuckled when she was asking me about something five hours away and I'd never heard of it inside of my own state So I did get a kick out of that I think I even know I know what I sorry not me for free that I literally my response to her was yeah

New York's pretty big That was the fucking punchline I was I was trying to say that earlier in the beginning, and I buried it, and I just remembered it after. I poorly explained that. All right, we'll get to David's on for that one. But if you want to ever compare the size of states, the truesize.com that will not get hit by your porn blockers or anything, it is a geography, I don't know, it sounds perverse.

The true size of dot, or the true size dot com, you can compare states, countries, you name it, and just drag things on top of each other. It's cool, because it's like something like Greenlanders. One of those places is like way smaller but because of the way globes and maps work it looks way bigger than it actually is and when you drag it on other stuff it's like what the heck is happening? So it's a fun little fun little thing. You know as a geography podcast we have a lot of fun with it in our off time. But, shout out to New York. You're doing your best.

Um, two left. Keith, you're up. Yep. Heard. Oh, one of these is a legendary. Is it this one? I'll do the other one. I mean, I want the other one. So Joey can finish this one or you can do it. Yeah, Joey, this is also the most close to home thing in the world. Yes, sand versus pea gravel. When I bought my first sandbag, I bought it from a local. Your first what? Sandbag. Yeah. And one of her recommendations was to use pea gravel if you're using it inside your house. It causes less dust, has less mold.

If you wash it and dry it properly, it it's just a little easier to use inside a house. And apparently that was just pure dichotomous between all of everybody. And everybody's mad about it. And and they mock me for it. Later to learn that it is an actual thing is the way that the pea gravel settles versus the sand is it does make it actually a different kind of lift but yes all of my sandbags

are currently filled with pea gravel at the moment. It's disgusting. Yeah, yeah I know. You get a lot of shit for that which is just funny. People rag on anything so. I mean I mean weight is weight right? God I hate that fucking term. Yeah I know. I think that the one time somebody one of the new crew came in and they said like oh I'm filling my keg for my wife or something like that and Tanner goes, are you going to use pea gravel or sand? And the guy was like, actually I should have used pea gravel. That would have made the weight distribution a little easier for her. Yeah, I know. And then I was just like, ha ha, ha ha. There is a reason to use it a little better,

but yeah, the next one I feel might be sand, just to make sure I have both. But yeah, I do get a lot of shit for that one, and I deserve it, but again, I have less dust, less bullshit, it's easier to transfer. I don't have any regret, no regrets. Less dust less bullshit. It's easier to transfer. I Don't have any regret no regrets no rat rats I feel like we got to get Nate on more so people have more ammo against him because like you and I don't need To always be the fucking whipping post over here

We need other people to get shit more often so last one Keith. It's you wrong again Keith Nice Last one, Keith, it's you. Wrong again, Keith. Nice. Do I have to? Yeah, I'm not going to wait for the spinning wheel. No, you got to wait. We don't know. It might, some might pop up. Yeah, you're going to pull something else out of your house.

OK. Big mofo's feet. It's a good one to end on, because this is like pre-planning. This is literally the oldest crew slash anything related with us because this was like March, April of 23 when we first tried to get some air under these wings and actually get this podcast off the ground. We had two or three times where we did, back when we actually used the fucking, the crew lounge on Discord, which probably hasn't been used in two years, and that's how we listened to the podcast.

And then we would, amongst ourselves, we'd just get on there and shoot the shit periodically. And that's when the first planning stages of the podcast might have began. And then we got organized enough, and I think we did two or three separate Zoom calls with a variety of different crews, you know, some very active still, some not even around probably too much in the, you know, daily to day to day

discord, but you know, our good friend, big, big, big, big mofo, big moto guy, big, uh, big mr. California is the biggest state in New York's tiny big mofo. Um, he had the, uh, the, the, the bad timing to have his video on while he had his toe spacers in. But it wasn't on. It just wasn't on. He had joined the meeting and his video wasn't on. And then he just all of a sudden decided to turn it on. Okay. While like foot, like sitting in his gym on like either the bench or like a, you know, a box jump or something like leg crossed toe spacers in toes, like just digging into his nails or messing with his feet or doing something. So like, I have a screen grab from then that I've still like used the picture of

to, you know, in memes and it's just the most blurry. And it's just him just full on dealing with his toes. And I think we talked about, we probably had to bust his balls for like five minutes while it was happening. Cause it was like, did you turn your camera on to just show us your feet? I said, I said that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So we didn't know who Aaron was. We'd never met him. We'd never seen his face. Oh yeah. He was a completely anonymous person. Yeah. You know, and then out of nowhere, beginning not knowing people,

he had his camera on and he was just like playing with his feet. And I was like, dude, did you just turn your camera on to show us your feet? Like, what the fuck is that? And then he was like, oh, no, they can see me. Like it was a panic. Oh, that's even better. I didn't realize he didn't do it on purpose. That's good.

So yeah, and that's been, and then it's segwayed into, to mofo loves feet and it's just, and ironically I know he doesn't, like he does not, he's like disgusted by feet. So that's just more funny. So even though Tanner liked to coin him, moto guy, he's still the foot guy to most of us and

Anytime so if you're new to discord you listen to this and you see someone that says the mofo guy parentheses moto guy comment something your initial reaction needs to be up, you know the The either the single foot or the two foot reaction to any comedy ever makes no matter what it is If it's something awesome or sad, you just have to you react with the foot, you know That's just how we have to do it from now on but Still good, dude And that is the majority of what we got. I think uh, that's it

It's not the majority. Well, if there's anything that you haven't thought of yet, I guess I've got I put a couple I put the ones I had in my brain in there So I enjoyed that or I mean we could have a whole separate podcast explaining Tanner and Tommy shit But it's just like that's if you listen to their podcast enough You'll pick up on it like like when you it. Like when you listen to your first episode, you didn't get any of the jokes. Six months later, you probably got most of them at that point.

Or at least the ones that are relevant. It's the requirement of the backlog. Yeah. When Joey first proposed this idea that he wanted to do this, I said, there is a podcast in which we explain these jokes, and it's called All of Them. Make them listen.

Yes. But Joey is not a big backlog guy, It's called All of Them. Making them listen. But Joey is not a big backlog guy. I wanted to give people the easy way out. I want new crew to come in and join us in our stupidity. I don't know. That should not be a problem. I can't wait for the new crew though to come in on the YouTube video when they find this. Like, ah, this is the episode that explains everything.

And then they can complain. Why did the host talk for 40 minutes about nothing relevant before they got to the actual explanations? I love when he still gets those comments. Like he literally got one of their day that he shared and then like the guy back down and they just like, he's like, well, well, I really liked this other thing you did. You guys are awesome. And it's like, well, why do you gotta be a prick? And then like suck his dick. It's like, it's like just just don't be an asshole to begin with.

Like, don't like try to be friends with him after you were a prick about it. Hey, just there's no reason to be mean in the comments and then like pretend like you're not mean the next comment. Well, they don't expect to get called out. Yeah. The Internet's a crazy place. I the the real question. That's where you live.

You fucking live inside the Internet. Don't you? That's not how you are. I that's not how the Internet works. You guys are man. Um, the question I want to know is, speaking of AI is does Tanner go through and like every single thing that the

Massonomics account likes or is there a bot because it is impressive the amount of likes that man gives out on comments on things and on YouTube videos because I'd always been impressed that if you look at a Massonomics YouTube video, every single comment is liked by Tanner on the YouTube channel. I was like, yeah, we'll do that for unpaid and underrated too. We should keep that momentum going. I've, I did it once. It's really impossible. I don't know how he does it. Um, I'd love a time tracker on just how much Tanner spends just liking things. I'm pretty sure Instagram makes it

easier if you get the notification you can just hit the heart from there and like you don't open it but just like the notifications. He's a champ. He is a he's a champ. All right Keith hit us with our affiliates. Yeah so we got Obsidian, Barbell Rescue, Plate Snacks, Home Gym Con, Belt Fed Strength, Freedom Fitness Equipment, and apparel from the Strength Co. Go ahead and use code unpaid at all our friends' companies there and it might save you a couple bucks and maybe get Nate one foot in that speedboat he's waiting for. Listen, the speedboat I want is you speedily driving the Best Buy to buy a new computer.

My wife keeps... I might need you to actually buy... My wife, my birthday's coming up this summer and my wife always kind of splurges on me. She was like, all right, you know, my birthday's coming up this summer and my wife always kind of splurges on me. She was like, all right, have you picked the computer out yet? Have you picked the computer out yet? And I'm just like, well no, I just updated. It's good now, but I really do need it.

Oh, fuck, it's not. It's not. The best is. So you'll laugh at this. My computer does not have an SSD. It is still a hard drive. Oh my gosh, Keith. Dude, when you get an SSD, you, oh my gosh.

No, I'm anxiously. You have a hard, you, oh my gosh. No, I'm anxiously. You have a, dude, oh my gosh. Well, it's because this is my torrenting computer, so when I take it out of town, I need to, I accumulate, I own like 90% of the movies I've glazed. Well, not 90, I own 60% of the movies I've glazed. I have like a 3,000 movie collection on a hard drive, so I have to be able to download a shit ton,

I mean, a shit ton of those while I'm out of town and then have all the space so I could you don't need a solid like a well yeah but trying to find an SSD with a terabit of fucking storage is like a $1,500 desktop or laptop I'm not I'm trying to keep it to like a four to eight hundred hour computer make that external that doesn't need to exist on yeah I'm trying to keep it to like you don't need four to eight hundred our computer make that external That doesn't need to exist on me Yeah, I still can download it somewhere from down I basically need to download it and then copy it right to the external when I'm alright so crew here's Here's the challenge. I made my mail laptop

Preferably a Costco because they have great to your warranties and I drop computers off the hotel beds often What and you have a spinning disk in there? You know what happens when you drop hard drives? They break, they break, because they're not solid state. Ironically, like, so this is like my fifth computer in probably like 10 years, and this one is the only one that's like lasted like, like, oh, because it's like a three-year-old computer.

Like I exhausted my, I'm kind of frustrated because the previous computers I got like a year out of before they broke, and the one I got from Costco two and a half three years ago. It's still running like a champ It's just a lot of lowest shit a spinning disk hard drive computer three years ago Yeah, but it was what are we doing because it had it had the one terabit hard drive And it was on sale for like 400 bucks on Black Friday or something like it was a steal and it I was under the impression this was like a 10 year old computer and you're just hanging on to it

this computer is only three years old and the homeboy doesn't even have a five gigahertz Wi-Fi card. When you see a really good computer for podcasting that's in that like four to eight four to six ideally but well here's the call to the crew here's the call to the crew. Here's the call to the crew, okay? What we need to do for Keith is we need to, he has a huge movie library that he keeps all locally on his laptop, which is crazy. Well, no, it's the, I have like,

my movies are like fucking 4,000, or four terabytes. Like that's, my five terabit Hard drive is like all but full with movies I just keep this so I can the ones I'm actively downloading because I'm downloading large amounts at a time when I'm out of town and also Reviews yeah What we can do shows what we what we need to do for Keith the crew we need to band together We need to help Keith set up a Plex server where he can put all of his movies

into a Plex server where it's all his locally hosted media that he can just access from his Plex account anywhere. He doesn't have to carry an extra hard drive. He can watch them from a computer, from a phone, from an iPad. It would just be Keith's Plex, all of his movies together. He can go in and change the artwork for all of them. He can do all the cool Plex things. And then Keith, he can get a laptop, but he doesn't have to worry about transferring.

Guys, if you love Keith, let's help him. Let's band together. Let's figure out, let's get non-technical Keith. Let's get him up with a Plex server. I know we got people that'll do it, that know how to do it. So this is your call. Keith's birthday is coming up this summer. Let's figure out if we think Keith is safe enough to set this up for him.

Because I think that would change his literal life. So let's, and also let's convince him to get a computer with an SSD in it. Yeah. Yeah. So let's, and also let's convince them to get a computer with an SSD in it. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, we could take this offline, but we could change your life, Keith, with a 5 terabyte movie library. There's a system in place that is built for you. So make sure you use those affiliate codes, because we're going to need millions of dollars. Millions.

We're going to build a whole data server data server, data, data, data, whatever. Um, yeah, we're going to need a closet. That's for sure. All right. Where can we find everyone? We'll find Keith, you on Plex, right? Yeah. Um, Plex at Keith, I think at 73 and go follow the Plex orange gym than a wine cellar. You can find me in my disaster mocking videos on Instagram at NateE561.

You're going to get flagged if you keep posting some of those. I won't get flagged. This is a very common trope. I'm just... I don't know. I guess. I will be fine. Everything is fine.

Follow me at Glaze Search. Hey, also that other thing that I was working on for Strongman shows. I'm like at the tail end. That's basically ready. I just have to set up an LLC for taxes and I've been procrastinating on that. So once Nathan finally gets his stuff together, we can launch this thing. So if you want it, sound off off of my DMS if you're interested I need to get I need to get some motivation. So if you want Strong man, you know me directors listening. So like if you know It is actually one of the coolest things. I think I was watching some of the rogue and

Giants live and world's strongest man and I just was like Nate's program would make this easier to follow Yeah, the show I just did like they didn't even have like iron like they entered iron podium like the next day The first handful of shows that I did they were keeping iron podium up to date like a After each event the one I did in Buffalo last week or two weeks ago Like the guy didn't post the results for like three days later or something But sorry interrupt there now. You're good So yeah sound off if you if you know someone if there's some legitimate interest that would My biggest fear is I I've really pushed this over the goal line and then only big jake uses it.

Well i would love to have built this whole thing for jake it is way over engineered for one person to take a part in it at this point so. Sound off in the comments trying to get this over the land eager and syracuse is hosting this first meet the summer reach out to him. is hosting his first meet this summer. Reach out to him, Dan. No, I want them to come to me. Okay, well, good luck with that. They're Bezos. They should come to me. Again, lacking motivation.

Joey, underscore Molesko, M-L-E-E-C-Z-K-O, and Keith, what's the tagline? See you next Tuesday, boys. Shaboot!