Unpaid And Underrated - 137 : Merry CRÜstmas Draft

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

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Welcome back to the unpaid and underrated podcast, a podcast by crew for crew. This week is a very special holiday episode where we will be drafting things about things. So buckle up, get your sleigh bells, your mistletoe, and all your favorite Christmas. and holiday and whatever activity i don't know maybe i'm problematic but you know who's not problematic my five draft contestants this week uh we're going to go through and list their names and they're going to say hello right now oh i forgot the episode number i don't know what i'm doing brother we're not professionals this is episode uh one something 100 and something i don't i don't know and they're recording this in advance i don't even know what's happening uh i have power

this week it's exciting uh big jake big jake uh i How are you doing tonight? Doing great, Nate. Ready to rock and roll. Oh, well, you love to hear that. My fellow Ohioan, my fellow East Coaster, how's it going? I'm assuming that's me. Well, you're the only...

I guess I didn't forget your name. But yeah, Hogan, how you doing? I'm doing just fine. Oh, great. That's good to hear. Ohio is holding us warm and tight tonight. Big Jen. How are you doing tonight?

I'm doing great. How's everybody else doing? We'll get to that in a second. I'm actually really nervous. Good, you should be nervous. I'm coming up a Fourth of July win. Oh, that's true. I got to come back and do it again.

Yeah, hopefully someone picks pocket hot dogs. Mr. Mofo, how are you doing tonight? Good, all right. A little tired, but I'm ready to go I can feel that And Mr. Matt One of the Mats is joining us Tonight, you'll have to guess who it is

By the sound of his voice Yeah, I'm going to make another reference No one's going to get, it's going to fall flat So I'll put this on and come And know me better, man Can anyone catch that one? Get that reference? Nope, no one got the reference. Never mind. Christmas Carol.

We're good. Move on. All right. And with that, we're really off to a hot start. Also, we'll fall very flat for the audio listeners. So if you can, within 10 words, describe as to what happened for the audio listeners, I can't see any of it. There's no crickets right there. Okay, yeah, I can, well, crickets in post, make a note.

This guy stinks from SpongeBob or whatever. Yeah. All right, our favorite, we're going to hit a couple of the regular segments. here just because they're incredibly important. And if we didn't do them, the whole podcast would fall apart. That's really the fabric of society. So anyone drinking anything exciting tonight?

Is there anything exciting going on in the beverage sphere? Jen, how many energy drinks are you drinking tonight? Zero tonight, but I'm up to 17. 17 today? In my whole life. Oh.

I like that you've started with enough forethought to be able to Have you kept every can, like a college kid decorating their dorm room? I haven't, but I should have. I should, like, stapled them to the gym roll or something. You could have made a wizard staff out of them. The new sighting on... I could have made a Christmas tree.

Oh. Dang. You should put a magnet on it, and then you keep your tier list, and you just move them as necessary. Oh, dang. That's... A physical tier list would be hilarious. I'll just have to drink them all again. I was going to say, we can't, you can re-obtain

all of these things. Not all of them, but most of them, yes. Big Jake, what do we got going on over there? Oh, I got a, gosh, got it out of the drink spotter chill, so I can Blackberry Lemonade Waterloo. Ooh, fantastic choice.

I thought it was going to be a great, but I'll just great goes there for a second, but it's too short. Energy drinks on the mine for big jet over there. Everything she sees is just a that is the best. That is the best energy drink, but that would be crazy at 8 o'clock. Yeah.

Yeah. No. Dr. Hogan. I don't have a ghost. I have the ghost. There you go. Shaker with water in it. So I am having a ghost. Yeah. Just no caffeine. Is it special water from your tap? Or did you get it from like Tripoli?

directly from the town. Good callback, Jim. Mofo, I see the nectar of the gods. That is correct. Mofo, I'm not going to That was freaking good. I did actually like it. Don't tell anybody.

The white monster. The white monster was good. Just for those that don't know. But if you know, you know. And Big Matt, what do we got going on? I got the Ghost of Christmas Frumannes. SIGs, the holiday Green me vanilla. I had to go to like three different stories to find this because I

left mine at work that was supposed to bring on to this, so I had to go buy a 12 pack, but fun story. Fun story about my ADD. Yeah. And then the second most important segment that all podcasts

must contain is, what are the guests wearing? Oh, also I'm drinking water. Not from Chipotle. This one is just from tap standard under the sink reverse osmosis remineralizing system nothing nothing too crazy though oh oh jenn i almost forgot jen you talked so much about the varieties of energy drinks that i forgot um i thought you were just drinking 17 energy drinks my mistake um what are we what are we wearing i decided after uh this week's episode of math

economics that are brady little sister podcast or older sister i don't know cousin podcast um i i danner said he never sees anyone wear the how to get strong how to stay strong how to use your strength so i'm wearing that shirt um it's great shirt i was excited when they made it i'm excited to wear it now uh they can suck it it's great shirt um when's the redstock that's what we got to know um big gen i i think we've got a a three pete of something over here Okay, Jen, what hoodie are you wearing? I'm actually devil-fistening it today, so I've had the new You-and-U hoodie on the hoodie, not the zipper. Yeah.

We have both. But I also have the red massonomics collab with on page. Man! In case I get a little toasty later. Man, we're on the road to a speedboat with that lineup. Mofo, what are you wearing? I happen to also be wearing the U&U hoodie So I don't do zip-ups

That's crazy Matt what What do you happen to be wearing I also had the U and you But mine's a crew neck sweater Because I wanted to be different I guess Hey we'll allow that with the The powers would be

Then I got the brown gym shirt Underneath If I get toasty Oh MoFo just took his shirt off Oh twins Wow look at that. If only you had a hood. And I also see a very special thing upon your head.

Oh, yeah. My wife got the, my wife got the drop, and I told her the only thing I want from it before Christmas is the hat, everything else, wrap it up and put it on a tree. I'm not, I don't know what she got me. I give her my phone and I said, buy it. Buy some stuff. Yeah. In the middle of my phone, I did the tour and said, forget who you're talking to, buy it. I regret um not buying that hat um I hear they're gonna do another drop I know but then I'm second wave and there'll be a whole class system and something about the red shift or whatever that book you guys read

and Jake Jake will still care about you it's okay I absolutely I appreciate that second timer as always um Jake and Hogan you're not wearing the unpaid and underrated hoodie so I guess we'll just move on um no I'm just kidding what do you guys got anything cool I did get a hoodie in the mail today and I thought it would be my U and you hoodie It's not it's a untamed strength It is too hot in here to wear a hoodie

So I'm wearing it on my lap I did see you wearing that in a tsunami bar Instagram reel I think Jake is single-handedly Um causing the purchases of tsunami bars To skyrocket um within the next month I've seen more Instagram content of tsunami bars

in the past week than I have my entire life. Tanner did sell that tsunami bar at Crew Falls. Hey. Pretty exciting stuff. Someone took it right up from him. The Phillips did, didn't they?

What? The Phillips got it, didn't they? No, Alan Larson's Alan Larson bought it. But I wouldn't be surprised if the Phillips actually buy one. I told Jonathan to make that circus dumbbell as light as possible

because right now I don't know if I can do the empty so that's just some really light metal there. A lot of game left Jen. Still time to get stronger. Jake, what are we wearing today? I'm wearing the classic gray Massonomics hoodie with

the Camo OG logo. It's my daily driver. I just leave it on my like banister of my stairs and I just wear it every evening so this is like it's like my house slipper

of sweatshirts. Yeah, everyone are you a hoodie string guy or a not a hoodie? I'm noticing some people take it out. Do you? I am fine with strings. They just inevitably either get yanked out by small children or the washer.

So yeah, I met the one Mofo was showing his strings. I had the brand new one I have. Masonic script one has that, and my kids will still rip so aggressively, they ruin it. I do like that so true, too. That's a cozy one. The gray one. Yeah, that's a good one. My daily driver is the missing Mexico. I wear that all the time. It's my shrink.

Oh, it shrink. Maybe you're just getting too strong. shrink shrink all right those are all of our weekly segments that are important to the fabric of society but we have other important

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which is the explanation of what that even is so we're going to do a draft this week on I don't I didn't come up

with a good name for it we're drafting Christmassy holiday whatever's the concept the categories for this thing

we need to find a name before the end of this because I got to put it on a graphic somewhere The note I put it in my phone was the cruist mistraft. I like it. We'll go with that. The cruist draft. You heard it here first. And within that cruistmast, I'm going to mess up saying this. So I'm going to actually swear.

I don't know if we're allowed to do that on this thing. But, so Jen, you better watch yourself. Because it's a holiday. You know, children are around. You never know. But we'll be picking a food, a song, a movie, an activity, and a miscellaneous. So there are five categories. We will have five rounds. In just about a second, we're going to pick the order.

And yeah, it's a snake draft. If you listen to Unpaid and Underrated, before you know how that works. If not, you'll figure it out as we go along. I'm tired. I'm just talking a lot. And I got to get this thing moving. So if you don't know the rules, Google it. You'll figure it out, okay?

We're not children over here. You guys can figure it out. Sorry, listeners. I'm getting a little aggressive. I'm ready to go to bed. I'm like Keith. I'm going to start falling asleep. All right.

We're spinning a wheel. We're going to determine who is going first on this. Oh. You get to pick. You don't get to go first. You get to choose as to which. Which placement you would like. So, Jake, your name has appeared.

Which spot in the draft would you like? I'll take three. Three, the third spot. Good choice, good choice. All right. Our next name on the list. Thank you to the wheel is Big Hogan. I'd like to go last.

Last in the snake draft. You got it. All right. Oh, Nate, you're not playing? No, I'm sitting this one out. I wanted to get some more people and I'm just existing as a host. Also, I got a lot going on right now.

And the concept of trying to put a draft together, that just felt like too much. I couldn't handle it. The pressure, you know, to perform. All right, Matt, where do you want to land? I wanted to go first, so I'm willing to make a trade, but I'll go ahead and go first. So I wanted to go last. Oh, okay.

I'm willing to make a trade to last, but I'll go first. All right. Take first. All right. It's between Jen and Mofo on the coveted second or fourth position. We'll never know where the wheel will land. Big Jen, you get your choice. What's it going to be?

I'll take two. Two. I'll switch you guys in my official documentation machine here. All right. So, our draft order for the Cruistamus draft is going to start with one and only Big Matt. It will then follow by Big Jen. Big Jake will take our three spot, Mofo, and then. Hogan will be our last

picker. He'll get us, and then he'll get his back-to-back pick, and we will snake through to the end of our 25 picks. Any questions before we get started? Nope. All right. Big Jake, I heard a little birdie had told me that you had prepared a

Massonomics ad read for this week. If you would just proceed with that ad read real quick, just before we get this game started. Should I just go find my piece of paper from my ad read two weeks ago? You should tell me, just tell me, tell me, tell me your, it's a time of Thanksgiving. It's a time of being grateful. So why don't we just, why don't we go around the horn and say, what's one thing,

if you were a Massonomics fan, which some of you might be, what's something you would want to get from Massonomics for Christmas? Big Jake, why don't you tell us? Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, thanks, Nate. All I needed was a prompt. Yep. So if I could have one thing for Christmas from Massonomics, it would be for them to bring the,

or to do black shirt, red logo, OG logo. I ask for it any time I've been asking for it since 2016. I want that shirt and Tanner made one of them and then that mysterious one with all the blanks all over that out in the wild. I want that shirt. I want them to make that shirt. would be perfect on a comfort colors. So yeah, that's a shirt I want.

That's all he wants for Christmas. Big Hogan. Oh, it's the thing I've always kicked myself for not getting before I even knew Massanomics was Massanomics, was the trifecta banner, the Highling Games banner. Ah. Awesome. Maybe.

Maybe a side history. Yeah, now I can't take my eyes off. That's so, that's so uneven. I don't like it. Yeah. I have a, I have a bet that they're going to make another run of these. I, because that, that, I don't, I don't have any insider information, but that bodybuilding one that, why can't I remember his name, but in the New York trip that made them a banner, I think that I bet that one becomes a real thing. That's my guess.

by conspiracy theory, but that can fill it out. Okay. I like it. Big Jen, what are you, what do you hope in Tanner Clause shows up with for you? I'm hoping MoFo says what I actually really want, but so I'm going to say something that's actually feasible. So I've been waiting a couple years to get a new car and I just got a new car. And I've been saving my second lift cling from my car, but it's not.

not going to work on the new car. So I really wish that they would do a couple more clings, maybe even a blackout one that I could put on my new ride. Ah. And I think that's feasible. What's a cling? Or, you know, like. The giant lift that they had, Scantz has one on his log, would be like the most.

Oh, the big decal. Yeah, like a decal. A decal. A decal. Yeah. But I have the two long, skinny massonomics ones on my rack, and then I have the lift one on the glass into my door of the gym, and I saved one for my car, but it's just, it doesn't look right. I mean, like, something black that says massonomics or something like that from my window. And please, please, please, Tanner Claus.

Please Tanner Claus. Big Mofa, what are you looking for? so Jen did call it we need a raglan and we need it now it's our raglan and we want it now maybe if you're good Tanner will check his list twice

I'm screwed Jen do you have the original I don't I was too late I think I came in in like in 2019 so it was I might be able I might be able to to pause that one because I got it in a

I know why I haven't I've been around for long enough I got that in a medium so oh shit yeah that definitely fit me I'm screwed Jen just pooped your pants I can see it oh dang it Nate I wasn't gonna cuss oh you can I don't care if you swear you can do it every one this is your show well shit's not in their cuss word yeah I'll have to go find it in my brother's closet but I think I can make that work man man man um all right matt what's uh what's tanner claus bringing you i felt like i just witnessed a christmas miracle right now

it was yeah yeah i'm kidding i think i'll have a grinch uh for uh i think some like throwback stuff of some of like the old old stuff i know they teased about like doing like the worst sellers but like some of the like very ogy like shirts i think would be pretty dope

if they brought some of that back and like and like even just like even like a little tag or something that says like throwback whatever messinomic shirt i think that would be kind of cool man that would be cool just uh they should do a throwback collection even yeah um you know what i want from tanner claus this crusmus season christmas um i just i really want a pack of crew cards man um and when i i i got my little card in the mail and sneaky little Hogan. I don't read. I was in AP English, but apparently my reading comprehension is real bad. I thought I was getting a whole pack of crew cards and I was prepared to rip it open and do a whole video. And then I opened it and it was just me inside. And while I was still excited, I was like, daggone it. What the heck? And I thought I got mispacked and then I realized, no, I was just dumb. And I have to go meet Hogan in person. There are 40, I think there's 40 packs that did not get opened, and there is a way for people to get them, but it hasn't been discovered yet.

The way to do it is out there. Like, it's just, it would happen. There's nothing, you just have to do it, and it'll just appear. But, man, did you miss the part, Hogan, where I said my reading comprehension skills suck? it's too many there's everyone's side quest for the yeah everybody there's a way for anybody to get it

there's only 40 so just gonna have to sneak in the back let's edit that out so only we know about it yep I got it on it and I'll edit it right where you say that as well mofo just edit that out wait edit what out um

all right uh mobile i know you got a game but we're going to run through our first round and then we're going to we're going to break it up with a little a little secret game so we can uh we and the people are waiting they they were they're hungry for the first round of picks and i don't want them to starve for too long uh so big matt first pick of the cruistmas draft one i think of christmas i think of uh like all the times uh going to my grandma's house and we always had the malles.

So that's going to be my first pick because tamales equals Christmas to me. So that's my first pick. Believe that. To celebrate my first pick, I'm going to pop one of these Christmas trees. For that.

Those coming a pack of five. You're going to eat one after each round? There's five picks, isn't there? I like that Jake knows exactly how many. Yeah, that was. a great. James, like, uh, there's five of those, man.

Uh, you got, you got any more? Uh, uh, uh, uh. Got any more of those, uh, what, what manufacturer is that? Is that little Debbie is that? Who makes those? Little Debbie? Yeah.

Small Debra. Jake, right on it again. He knows exactly who makes them. He's like, and the, uh, the micro breakdown is exactly, uh, this and, uh, yeah, macro factor and me are doing really well right now. Yeah.

Yeah. They're 220 apiece. Nice. Oh, 220. I thought they were $2.20. Yeah. Okay. That's...

1100 calories for all five. Yeah, whatever. You know, calories. That's what I've always said. Big Jen. We're on to you. Okay. I thought a lot about this because do I pick my favorites or do I pick like crowd favorite so that I win?

I mean, do you want to pander? That's the question. Oh, I forgot. I got to make a poll for this, too. Shoot. So, I'm going to pick a movie. And it's not necessarily my favorite Christmas movie, but I'm going to pick it anyway. So I'm going to pick, as my first pick, a Christmas story. I'm going to fight you. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's my actual Christmas vacation.

Sorry, is what I'm going to pick, even though. Still going to fight you. Are we doing chess rules on? on that if the piece is down? Yeah, you already had your hand on it. Fine. No, we can... A Christmas vacation, pick number two.

Wow. I bet Christmas story is my favorite, by the way. Man. Christmas vacation. Should we put... For all the graphics, should we try to fit the entire title? There you go, yeah. Yes.

I can't spell Lampoon or National, so we'll screw both of those up. All right. Man, no debate. Everything's been clear. This is... I just getting started. Smooth and easy. I've just realized a rule that I didn't know, so I'm just dealing with that right now. I'm on the same page. I'm dealing with that Jen picked a movie and... Hey, where were you guys for the 4th of July? I'm not caught up yet.

I did listen to that. I did listen to that. That was a long time ago. I'm going in order, because I don't think anybody's picking anything else that I got. Matt's, that's big, that has nothing relevant to Christmas at all. It's all just, he's like, I don't know, the conjuring for my movie, activity pickleball, I don't know, like, it would be really funny to just pick things completely irrelevant to the concept of the draft. I was a Cowboys fan

I'm choosing with my heart Yeah there you go Wait I like one when you're picking Fantasy football you don't all pick Quarterbacks the first one right No because I would make a bad team Exactly so As soon as you did it I went

Oh of course that makes sense But in my brain I went wait a second Throw off now Draft strategy and Jake I hope We've given you enough time to collect yourself Because it is now your pick Yeah so now I'm debate because Jen was talking

and then Mofo just spilled the beans that his favorite movie is the one that Jen was about to pick, which is also on my list. I'm debating whether or not to just do that because it's going to make Mofo mad or go with my other one. I like Jake's just

chaos card here. Yeah, so I'll go with that. A Christmas story because because that is really now. That is absolute classic. And also, like, I don't think they do it anymore, but TBS used to play it for 24 hours.

I think they do. We just don't have, like, my parents still have, like, cable, but I don't see it, but they do, I think. It plays somewhere. No one's watching it because no one has trust your cable, but, you know. But, yeah, I remember, I can remember many a time watching that for about 12, like, seeing the same beginning scheme from. like five times in one

Christmas, so as a kid, absolutely. My favorite part is when he helps his dad with the tire and he cusses as, like, oh, bud. Except I didn't say much. All right. Good tick.

Mofo. Sorry to tell you, bud, but it's your turn. There's still a lot of good ones, there's a lot of open spots on the draft. board so there is um i'm very disappointed about about that it is not a christmas is not complete if i don't watch a christmas story um but i just watched another one so i'm going to go the movie uh one i just watched recently which is a good on in my opinion i don't know if it's old enough to be considered a classic yet and it came out in 2000 that's how the grinch sold

Christmas, the Jim Carrey version. That's a good one. It's on my list. It was on my list. Specifically, the scene where he's like a kid and, like, it's going back and he's like, I hate Christmas. I hate it. It's like my favorite part.

We just watch that with the boys. I'm loving when he destroys Whoville. Merry Christmas. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. My favorite part of that movie is when he's like, hate,

hate, hate, loathe entirely. It is all an interesting thing that, that scene where he yanks the tablecloth underneath the stuff and then storms away and comes back and knocks it all over. The take wasn't supposed to be that it ripped perfect. It was supposed to break it.

And so Jim Carrey just went, well, that doesn't work. And he came back and messed it all up. And I'm 10 times better. Yeah. Yeah. good old gym that was what an insane i was terrified of that movie as a kid

it's it's i like was too afraid to watch it like finally watch as an adult and i was like why was i so scared but he's a mean one i guess that's why all right kids when i came out yeah yeah well hmm yeah um there's that uh just we'll made over here uh all right i guess we'll move on hogan got pick number five and pick number six here. With my new strategy in mind that I definitely have had

planned this entire time I will go ahead and pick my activity which would be leaving out food for the reindeer which for some reason includes glitter

I don't know if anybody did that no never heard of leaving out food for reindeer and like in the yard you like put out carrots and stuff

and you mix glitter in with it must be in East Coasting I do hear I do know the carrots but I haven't not heard the glitter I don't know why that's the glitter in my brain oh that's how I eat mine every day

you guys don't eat glitter carrots I'm curious if anybody else spread glitter in their yard or if it was just me. It's just you. You're totally losing. I hate glitter. I'm going like this with his hands up with you. Putting glitter all over place.

Glitter is the devil's creation. I hate glitter as well. It's the worst. It's like terrible land. Apparently it's like super bad for the environment or whatever. It's just bad all around. You tell me you don't spread it in your yard. that's a bad thing to do.

No. Gosh. That's this. Poor Hogan's like, everyone's spreading glitter. I'd see it all over the, that's why everyone's, oh gosh, that's hilarious. Hogan, before you get to pick number six on this turn around the snake, I believe MoFo has a quick game for us to play. So I'm going to turn it over to him for his game over.

whatever he's got. All right. So, fortunately they got five. So it's enough for each of you to include you to and Nate. This is a What Ways More Christmas Edition? Kind of doing a throwback for Massonomics. But, all right.

So let's see. I will start with Big Matt. What Ways More? The Red Rider BB Gun from a Christmas story. Or a lump of coal is about the size of your fist. The Red Rider. Correct. 2.2 pounds versus 2.5 ounces.

Oh, they're pretty close. That was closer. I thought of two. What's an ounce? ounces? ounces versus pounds. So not that close. Oh.

I thought you said 2.2 and 2.5. Sorry. Got it. I did. But you said ounce and pounds. I'll go with you next gen. What weighs more? Your average ornament or a candy cane?

The average ornament? I'm going to say a candy cane weighs more. That is incorrect. Your average ornament is two ounces. Your candy cane is one. Wrong again. Joey. How tiny are these candy canes?

I feel there's so much variation there. I feel like we can't. I will. I'll actively. You didn't use Google's AI summaries for this, did you, Mofo? Or some of that, maybe. Oh, we can't trust any of this. The old games, gabbosh.

Well, we go with you next, Nate. What weighs more? Baby Jesus or Christmas ham? There's just no way to know the actual. actual answer. Baby Jesus could have been fat. And also what depends on the ham.

The spiral cut? Yeah, like an average babies, I guess we would consider it like an eight pounds is like probably an average weight, but if you've got this is the most me question ever as a very big church boy and also

a former butcher. I don't know if there's ever been a better question for me I don't know 8 pound ham is an absurd it would just, it depends Dave Tate, it depends, we'll pick Jesus All right, well, based off of what I found

Christmas ham is a heavier one, that's 20 pounds and then what ham? Jesus. Dude, Jesus is 8 pounds, 6 ounces, according to Ricky Bobby. Oh, according to Ricky Bobby. 20 pounds, well, that's a big ham.

That's a huge ham. That's the entire ham. The turkeys you get, too, though. The ham's are the same size as the turkeys. Well, when I think of ham, I think of, like, the half hams, like, a spiral cut or something, not like an entire ham. That's my mistake. That's going to bow in your oven.

That's going to, like, have some. some heck to it. That's a serious ham. But, all right, I'll take my loss. Hold on. Wrong again. Keith. There we go.

All right. We'll go with Jake for the next one. What weighs more? A seven foot real Christmas tree or a seven foot fake Christmas tree. Ooh. Okay. This is tough. I think the,

the obvious answer, I think, is the real one, because, like, it's made it a wood. But, like, the fake ones also can, like, like, the structure of it is sometimes metal, like, usually, like, clipping into it. So it could actually, like, sneak up and be a little heavier. And also how much water's retained on that tree? Like, is it taking creatine at the moment? Does it have sap in it? Yeah.

It would be tricky. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to stick with my gut, though. I'll have to go real Christmas. That's correct based off what I found. Average 7-footer, 50 pounds for a real tree, 35 pounds for a fake tree. I've never had a real Christmas tree, so my only frame of reference is the National Lampoon's Christmas, their giant one. So it made sense to my brand. You didn't ask roots or no roots.

The last one's going to go to Hogan, obviously. Always more. Female Reindeer or Santa Claus? Oh, it depends which iteration of Santa Claus. I, well, since I'm feeding them glitter, I'm sure they're massive, so I got to go of female reindeer. Clog them all up. That's correct. Female reindeer, 308 pounds.

And according to Noir ad, Santa Claus weighs 260 pounds. oh he's got to get that weight up he's not even a super heavyweight that was almost when I weighed in at the last lift hard not my Santa there's more evidence here that Tanner is Santa with that stat

yeah Tanner Claus all right and that concludes our I don't know if did you get that I forgot about our buttons dang it sorry that concludes

are What Ways More Christmas edition And back to our Where we last saw our heroes They were drafting Crucstimus categories Hogan was on his sixth pick

Hogan, what's it going to be? Well, it's my second pick of the sixth pick of the draft Yes, that is correct If you want it to be I mean it can be anything you want really. So in line with my previous pick,

I will pick my food and I will pick reindeer chow which I'm sure has several different iterations. Ours would be chocolate with peanut butter. That sounds good. Like on Czechs mix kind of thing.

Yeah, like a puppy chow. Well, it's reindeer chow because it's Christmas. Yeah. Christmas. Well, do you put any like candy cane in it or anything? To make it more Christmassy?

No, we didn't. Well, we'll just put... We'll put reindeer chow on there and then people can take that for whatever they nostalgically believe it is. I need some help after the last one, so yeah, give me some blog category. Good food. Hogan picked good treats.

Your favorite childhood snack. That's basically what it was. All right. Mofo, back to you. A reindeer thing going on there. Yeah, if everything doesn't have to do with rangers for your draft token, I will be upset. I don't know how Mofo knew. We'll see if I continue the streak.

You know what? Maybe I even ruined something for you right now, because I'm going to pick a song. And it's one of my favorite songs. I learned it when I was in, like, fourth or fifth grade, you know, Christmas recital. And that's grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Pick number seven What a classic It even has a movie

It's a classic Not every song gets a whole movie made out of it You can really just Which came first? Is that a song first, right? I think it was about I was like eight or nine When I sang that?

A little while ago Who's the originate? Where did that come from? we know the history on that for it but you're being your favorite song oh that's just because i sang it like as a kid and then i just thought it was the funniest thing ever i don't know the history it's the mofo rendition specifically actually i haven't thought about that song in so long randy brook is the uh the original artist which you know everyone knows randy brooks everybody has a you know close to them and they're

yeah 1977 there you go for you now you know about your favorite christmas song yeah oh for sure it's like 40 years after scantz was born or something um there it is scantz is old uh Jake uh with pick number eight where are we gonna land you yeah i'm gonna go music two well i believe it's a song category so you know don't mess that up Your original thing, yep, said music. Oh, did it? Yeah, that's what I wrote down. We're not professionals.

I do have a song. Anyways, it's a relatively new song. So, yeah, I know, exciting. It's better be off the Bieber Christmas album. I'm going to go with, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, by Tyler the Creator. Oh, nice. from the latest Grinch movie. It is my four-year-old daughter's comfort movie.

We will watch that movie in July. It does not matter. She loves that movie. So I've probably seen it a hundred times since she turned two. And so you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch by Tyler the Creator, has played many, many a time for us. That's awesome. Have you expanded her, the discogynch?

of child of the creator as well or just have you stuck with that one for the four-year-old. You should start at the beginning. Yeah, golf-laying, man. Maybe tomorrow I'll give her a taste. Yeah. You can play to Molly for our first pick. He said he saw him

twice this year already. He just did what? My son saw him twice. Oh, in a performance. Wow. Yeah, like two music festivals. A festival It's like man Catching someone twice on a tour is crazy

But fest, that makes sense Festivals The one he was actually the Producer or whatever you get like Headliner The creator of the festival It was in California That's why they call him Tyler the creator

Yeah that's it That's why Yeah Started his career off producing festivals Not a lot of people know that I only know I'm from community Nope

That's the wrong guy That's not I don't know I have no idea Childus can be no Oh yeah Shoot wrong one When he wanted to go

To the festival It's like I have no idea Who these people are I only know him from community Way to go Jen Oh shoot Was he on jackass Was he the one on jackass

All right, we're going to move on before Jen gets herself in trouble. No, not as a, oh, never mind. Jen has no clue. Jen does not know who Tyler the creator is, noted. I also don't listen to music when I live. So music, I'm so out of touch. All right. Well, I hope you're in touch with Christmas because it's pick number nine and it's your turn, Jen.

yep um okay this is really tough so i'm torn between two that i want to get on my left so i think i think i'm going to pick activity and i think i'm going to go with my gut here um and for me it since we were talking about christmas trees and how much they weigh i'm going to say putting up the Christmas tree. I love that part. We do get a real one, Jake, and I love, like, going and picking out the real one. I love the way it makes the house smell, especially when you have kids, and then you start to decorate it. Like, my tree is decorated with, like, all the ornaments that have captured over his school years. And so, like, for him he was a babysitting on Santa's lap all the way to whenever. But I love just reminiscing about, oh, I know where I got this ornament or that

ornament. It's my favorite. Important legal distinction here, Jen. Does this encompass the tree capturing from a forest as well because I feel like you can't have both getting the tree

and setting it up. You can just, I have putting up the tree as my thing. So we can just say that. I just wanted to make sure that I don't get it from a forest forest, but by the way, I get it from the local nursery. I mean, I don't know.

I've also never had a real tree, so I don't really know how it works at all. I just know what they... The act of putting it up and decorating it is like what I want. Yes. All right. I think that's a great activity. It's a good choice. And then your small children can take all the ornaments off.

All right. Setting up the tree. And that sets Matt up for his... 10th pick, or the 10th pick, which is his second pick, which is the last pick before his 11th pick. Yes.

My song, because I'm going in order, is going to be this Christmas by Donnie Hathaway. I don't know if anyone's heard that one. A lot of horns. It's really nice. I like it. So, it's one of my favorites. Like I said, I'm picking with my heart, and I'm going to eat my tree now. Tree number two down.

Man, this man You're glad that you didn't get Oh, wait, you're going to have to do two in a row now, aren't you? Because you went first. Oh, God, am I? That's what I just realized. I was like, wait, you're lucky you didn't get the tail ends. Oh, yes, you did.

At some point, yeah. I do like that. At some point, right now. Take it away. It's a free sandwich. My next pick is going to be Emmett Audit Jugban Christmas and

I don't know if anyone seen that one? Say that again? I met Otters Jugbang Christmas. And what? You want to see that one? You can watch it on Disney Plus, I think.

He's got it on VHS, boys and girls at home. It's a DVD, okay. Oh. This is a five dollar thing. It looked like a white clamshell VHS. I agree.

Emmett Emmett Otters. Jug band Christmas Yeah Oh my shit Man It's like all Henry with Muppets What

It's so good You guys have to watch it What is the life What Matt? I have just Never Are we all completely oblivious to this? I've never seen it

But now I want to Matt is currently eating I believe two Christmas trees At the same time I'm not a book guy Can we have a movie club I know there's the book club I'm not a book guy

What if we do a movie club Glacch would be happy to sponsor that Yeah Yeah comic section We can comment on different ones Oh yeah Then I have to worry about people writing mean things And I don't want to deal with that

The concept of me making it To make fun of Keith is mean enough The Discord is the comment section We don't need any more harassment um yeah all right you want to trees and two coax at the same time oh my gosh oh my goodness if only this was a video podcast i love it how did okay never mind dude he's really embarrassed myself no no no no jenn go ahead oh no i need to know what you had to say i didn't know if he had both a cancel fit because he did it

Oh, he's going to. He's... Oh, here he goes. He does. But he was holding both in one hand. I was like, wait, how did he do that? He's a professional. Don't question.

That one who falls right there. That was a time. My Instagram said, professional fat guy. So, I got this. Yeah. Been training. You can wait more than Santa. He's a lightweight.

Yeah. Aspirations. All right, Jen. circling back to you. Pick number 12. Okay. I hope you have something we've heard of. I do.

I just can't decide. I'm sure it's something everyone's heard of and is very fond of. I'll send this to everybody and we pass it around. There we go. Oh, yeah. The Sisterhood of the Traveling DVD. Well, you said we can watch it on Disney, right? I'm going to watch it for sure.

We can, uh, We should set up a Discord live stream, and we can all sync it up and watch it together. Oh, I'd love it. It would be a fun little activity. A watch party. I like it. Yeah. I think it would be an episode.

Okay. Let's get back on track. It's like a mystery science theater. What is it called? Something like that. Yeah. That's what we need. Okay.

All right. Here we go. You ready? Yes. Okay, I'm going to go with the song And since Matt's gone with his gut And picking these bangers And Hogan's picking these things

That are just out of this world crazy I'm going to pick something Man, Jen's really coming for your guys As a jugglers, holy cow Whoever we said this was going to be so nice And friendly Jen's just like everyone else sucks Here's my pick

I know, but I think this is the one That nobody that's going to like throw it I think I'm like Trying to pick the crowd favorites in this one, I don't know. Anyway, okay, I'm going with my gut. I'm going to pick a song, and I'm going to, I know how religious me is, and Jen, unfortunately, is not. Maybe not, unfortunately, like, whatever, but I'm not. But when this song comes on, you can guarantee the Lord Jesus himself is singing through me when I'm singing this song.

So, I'm going to pick Oh, Holy Night, especially when it's a really good email singer that, like, just shouts it out of her lungs, super loud, and it's just amazing. And I've seen a couple of concerts, kind of a couple of Christmas concerts, like Martina McBride, those types of things. And, man, it'll just bring you to tears. It's great. It's a good one. You get to sing the. Oh, Jen, I have the perfect, oh, I have the greatest O Holy Night for you. Okay, please share.

I'll make sure to share it to you. I feel like Holy Nights, like the Halloween song, like all the songs that people go for when they're doing like America's Got Talent or the voice or something where you are showing off your lungs. that's oh holy night is the Christmas version of those songs oh very much so Jen what would you think if we asked the crew to send you a story or reel of their attempt at that belt it I think we should see if the crew can do the best version of that yes they have to do right at the end like the you know right at the end that's the only part we need you don't need to the rest just that tail in love it yeah I feel like I got to do the whole song.

Yeah, that's fine. I'll allow it. I can't stop you. What was the song, Cartman? Can you have to, like, once you hear it, you got to sing the whole thing. What was that song? Oh, it comes in a way. Yes.

Yeah, exactly. You got to sing the whole thing. You're going to be. All right. Man. Oh, holy night. Just like tonight. A perfect night.

Big Jake. where are we land in with pick number 13. All right. I'm going to follow in Jen's trend and as a not very religious person potentially steal something from Nate. I don't own.

I'm not even in the truck. It's true. That's true. But my activity is Christmas Eve church. Um, like I don't, I'm not a, I'm not a big churchgoer, but going to Christmas Eve church, uh, with my grandparents. They, they let, they go to a small rural church where my dad's side of the family is very large. I have that he has seven siblings. So we usually take up six to 12 pews of that church. Holy cow. It's ridiculous. But, you know, it's fun. And then also, uh, going with that like uh because you always do the the candles for silent night uh at the end of church and then they turn off all the lights in church and you're singing it to that and that's just

to me that's that's that's christmas so i love it yeah candlelight it's always fun yeah and then you're dripping wax on your little siblings oh dude you know burning fingers that's great yeah it's like the sketchiest thing the churches allow outside of just letting youth groups exist it's just the candlelit service

um there's a lot of wood to have there's that many candles a lot of wood he's talking about the youth groups oh what oh geez all right well on that note

what are your pews made out of Nate tushay well some I don't know modern churches don't even use pews anymore but we used to be a proper country yeah our church has had peas I mean our church our church stills but like theater seating no so we have pews in our church but

which are made of wood but you know I don't know what I'm not I'm just Jen's Jen's feeling combative I was just trying to be combative back okay someone's got to put up a fight. I did confirm during Jake's pick. It looks like what the heck was it?

Emmett's Otter Jug Band Christmas is available. It looks like if you have a subscription, you can watch it on Prime Video. Oh, there you go. Okay, perfect. In Fubo as well. And Night Flight Plus is another service. Whatever

that is. My favorite one. In Philo. It does look like it's available to watch on Plex for free. So if you have just the Plex app it looks like it's probably just available there for free or wait for it to get to you in the mail okay I don't have anything to play a DVD but I'll wait for

it and I can hold it in my hands keep the children from snapping the CD the DVD in half all right Christmas Eve Church is off the board he's taken almost the entire holiday at this point 50% of it I guess MoFo you've got pick number 13 here.

Yes, I do. I'm going to go with an activity. It's probably one of my favorite things to play at Christmas time. It's an easy way of doing gift giving without having to buy gifts for everyone and keep things interesting. And that's the White Elephant Gift Exchange. And my family plays it dirty. I was going to ask the follow-up question is, what kind of rules do you? you play with because that's always a we depending on how many people are there we usually

have a ton of steals um and before something's dead and whatnot so it's it gets pretty chaotic especially with some of my um my older cousins because a lot of them are alcoholics so they're usually pretty wasted by then man there's not a good a good white elephant is great but everyone has to be on the same page I feel like that's the essential thing. Because sometimes people will show up with, like, I got socks. And it becomes like the office situation. It's like, I brought an iPod.

And it's like, what do we do here? White elephant. White elephant is good. But you're right. We set a limit. It's always like, so this year we got a $40 limit. It's pretty much spend as close to $40 as possible. Don't walk in with like a $5 gift.

I just bought white elephant gifts tonight. for a thing tomorrow night so it's fresh on my mind last year we won a one of those like a lava lamp with jellyfish in it and everyone else got something cool it was like the one guy that didn't understand the bit and brought like the cheapest thing he could find from Walmart so that was what we took home like our kids will like it we'll just take it and it didn't work Hogan Pick number 15, pick number 16 here

All righty Lofo did take my song That's okay though If he doesn't know There is an animated movie for that And it is delightful That is not my pick

For the movie But I will go with my movie next My all-time favorite Christmas movie Is all of the other reindeer seen it it's just so good

good one it's all based on a pun of all of being mispronounced into all of a LL O F got it I have not seen that one either I don't think I've ever seen it you'll love it it it's great

it's not listed as streaming anywhere oh no you can't on night flight plus? No, it's not available. I really want to know what that is. I bet you could just YouTube it.

This seems like one that you probably somebody just threw up somewhere and it just hasn't been touched. It's a Drew, uh, Drew Barrymore voices, uh, olive in that. Oh. Fun fact. Well then.

Shout out to call sheet, my favorite, uh, movie searching app, uh, powering all of our searches tonight. Uh, yeah. Well, it does look like it's available on Hoopla. Which is, there we go. Yeah, most,

yeah it's get a library card watch all of the i guess we're just going to have to have uh christmas eve after jake's done with this candlelight service we'll all hop in the discord and uh we'll all just stream some uh some christmas movies together as i'll watch all of the other reindeer with somebody at any time just let me watch all of the other christmas movies as well uh marathon marathon yeah so all of the other Deer featuring Drew Barrymore. And what's going to be pick number 16 here, Hogan? So now I'll go to music, and I had a backup. Fortunately, there's the other Christmas banger,

Christmas banger, Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. I'm really interested in what his miscellaneous is. Man. I am, too. We'll find out. Now, I like how you stuck your guns. Do you get upset with all of the

plays on this song, Hogan? Um... Like George Washington and his underpants, all of that, or are you a purest, or do you allow those renditions? Oh, like, uh, like when kids like tease each other with it. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? For content, yeah, it infuriates me.

You know, I really damper grinds my nerling when people use poor renditions of the sacred Christmas song, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. That's what we like to hear. Yeah, I'm divisive. And if you have a different opinion, I will fight you all day. That's, man. Hot takes from Hogan tonight Hot takes

Just like his nose It's red hot Oh man Yeah I see the word reindeer So much on this board Mofo What's it going to be

Pick number 17 We're We're nearing the end of the draft This is where all the serious decisions I will say as we as we circle back around every time I look at Jen she just looks so stressed

she's like bopping and weaving and just can't quite figure out where she wants to go next but she's got a second but it's just it's no it's great I just love I can tell she's really thinking every every moment every turn

and the audio listeners they don't get that so well I got to keep track of everything you do I was actually just going to comment and then you called on my phone, I felt bad, so I stopped. Oh, no, do you have something to say, Jen? I was going to say, with all the picks that are having, I had made several choices in

each lane, and I am not getting a lot knocked off from you guys' picks, so. Hey, there's a, huge board. Yeah, it's huge. Huge. All right, Mofo. See if you can get something off Jen's list. Really try to get her. Hot dogs is always a choice

Yeah, I know Pocket Dogs sound pretty good But I think So I'm going to go with a miscellaneous And it is going to be another activity That I've Always known my family

Then I've grown up Pretty was gone to like the same area That's a Go on to view Christmas lights Oh dang it We got a neighborhood by us it's like really expensive and these guys you know spend about a thousand plus dollars just like well probably more now but thousands of all I spent just put up lights plus the

monthly bill for it and they they go all out that's pretty cool is that music does that have music yeah if they don't have their own AM station then they're not doing it right some of them will do that some of them are still like he would kind of old school so like They have, they've, there's one house that has a home. Oh, no. Uh-oh.

The hotel Wi-Fi is getting the Mofo. We'll never know what they have, how they've become old school. They're all candles. That's how they do it old school. It's just candles all over. They have some pictures that I've ever seen like, as like, did I freeze on you guys

you guys all froze on me oh yeah you are so frozen tell us about the old school ways that they do mofo bring us bring us to the olden days well just like old school I must be on a 56k modem or maybe I'm on keys

but no one of the houses they have like they have they add to it but they have decorations that I remember seeing like as a little kid oh yeah maybe just keep the same thing going over and over and over again and then just add to it. There's a house bias that's like that as well

where it's just like every year that they seemingly find something new to add in. They have a roller coaster in front of their house that they have like an OLAF stuffed animal ride on. It's insane. There's someone that built like a plane that's like 15 feet across and has Snoopy in it. That's 15 feet across.

It's huge. Right. These are multi-million dollars houses. That's a giant plane. You need a huge yard for that. You guys don't even have snow. We'll get some. That's nuts.

Real. I don't even have real December out there. I'm in Northern California right now, and it's 45 degrees. Oh, you poor little boy. December of Jason. Yeah. Forty-five, aw. water doesn't even freeze.

That one holds on my list. That's a really good. Yeah. I had an activity. I like that one. It's great. Every time it's, and it's like the best thing,

the, like this year, I've been trying to like find different ways to drive home from things to like take the kids to find more cool lights just around. And it's, and I just like started remembering.

I was like, I just think my parents just took us out to look at Christmas lights every night when I was a kid. And I think, It was just like, it's pretty cheap. Like, it's like the cheapest Christmas activity you could do. Like, let's just drive around and hope that we see something cool.

But, yeah, easy. Go ahead. I think, I think on my episode, I talked about driving around and we always had a, my dad would have a rating system that was honks. So, like, if it's really good, you'd honk at their house to give them the old, hey, good job. And now look at you on the official Hong Kong podcast. You've been trained as it. Come full circle. Yeah.

All right. We've seen the Christmas lights, but have we seen Jake's 18th pick? All right. So I've got to go, I'm going to go with my food. And I don't know if this is like a I'm interested to see if this is like a maybe Jen would get this one, but I had to go pick with my heart

like Matt might be more regionalized, but oyster soup is something. Yeah, I knew Nate was going to do that. I knew Nate was going to make Shays head like that, but that is like a staple of Christmas Eve food at my grandparents was oyster soup. I don't know why. I thought maybe I'm not sure, but it is something that I've always had at every Christmas Eve ever. So that's, that's my food.

is this like a clam chowder situation is like something like that kind of soup or no yeah yeah it depends on how you you're quantifying clam chowder like it's not thick it's like uh yeah it's it's more like a potato's in like a creamy broth thing yeah yeah

I guess I make potato chowders but I'm saying potato soup which is more it's runnier right sort of like yeah yeah like it's just it's literally just like broth and like heavy cream and then you put oysters in it and then like salt and pepper like it's like the most very plain like german immigrant food i think i don't know if that's where it came from jake i don't know if you know you live a long way from the sea um well yeah i agree but like that i'm i'm guessing i'll have to go look up the lore and i was thinking about this as i was

like putting this down my list. I actually have asked someone in my family like where this comes from. Because I'm guessing maybe it's like that was like the Christmas special thing that you got some oyster somehow or I don't know. But somehow there's a guy. You know a guy. I don't know. I'm going to figure it out and I'll come back to you on that one. It was a Christmas miracle is how it was every year. According to Wikipedia, oyster stew is often associated with Thanksgiving. In southern United States cuisine, oyster stew is often prepared on Christmas

Eve. So apparently in the South, it's a common Christmas Eve. South? Yeah, I was thinking it was probably like some kind of Midwest thing, but yeah, I'll have to go figure out why it gandered up to my family. Sound off in the Discord if you're a big oyster stew

participant in the holiday season. How, stew or soup? Soup. Soup. Yeah, it's definitely a soup. Because it's like, the only thing besides the liquid in it is oysters.

Like you're not, there's no like vegetable or potato or anything else in it. It is. Because when I looked up oyster soup. Instruction is not clear. I had water and oysters. I mean, like oyster soup. you're probably going to make it into a broth, so you're close enough.

Well, when I searched it, it, like, auto-corrected to stew, so I was curious. We want to make sure we get your pick right, you know, not to affect the voting. Big Jen. Jake's list is looking pretty good. That oyster soup, man. I know everyone's going to come for that. Self-reclamed Grinch, but his list is melting my heart right now. Yeah, it's a pretty, pretty heartfelt pick.

His children, his family. I don't like Christmas. Yeah, I'm in a really good space right now, so I'm not going to cry, but that is what Grandpa was actually doing when he passed away when I was telling you guys about on my episode. So he was getting a bowl of oyster soup when he had a heart attack. He'd just come in and turn the lights on and was getting a bowl of soup and... Yeah. I mean, that was a bad memory, but he was, he's my good memory.

Oyster suit brings back memories. Way to go, Jake. Goddame, Jen, you got me too. I knew she knew it. I definitely knew it. Yeah. And we had it at Christmas. Christmas Eve. So the Google machine was right. Okay, let's make it not sappy anymore. No, sap it up, Jack. Ken, come on. This is what it's all about.

I'm really struggling with the fluid food in the miscellaneous because I want my list to be good. That is, the point is picking a good list. You now understand the game, Jen. Congratulations. But it's really, I love how everybody's going with their heart, so I feel like I should have picked Christmas story and just picked my things and then, like, not trying to win.

We'll see how the cookie crumbles. I'm really picking with my heart, Jen. You better watch out. I'm going to get you in. Little did you know, Hogan is a reindeer. He loves it. Okay, so I can't say what I was. We'll wrap up at the end one.

I don't want to give some things away. So I'm going to go with Miscellaneous. And I'm going to say, watching someone open the perfect gift. so like either you have given it to them or whatever but um and one one of the things that first of all like i think of my kid my son and like watching kids open presents and stuff and when they love it it's great but um a couple years ago my brother and i uh did one of those stupid like you had a cute picture when you were a kid and then you redo it as an adult and i had my parents

open it. We had our parents opened it at Christmas and like it took them a second to register what it was and then they just died laughing and their laughs are just the best and so I could watch that video over and over and over. So giving the perfect gift and you know

that reaction is this great. Yeah Jen you're right no one will like that pick way out of left base or left field whatever the I actually thought about having something similar to that too. It is a great feeling. There's nothing.

I just got, came today, I decided the rogue junior bar for the kids just got delivered today and I'm so excited. I was just like, can I give it to him now? I just can't wait.

I can't wait. Can't wait. Yeah. The like sitting on a gift that you're like super excited to give is also just like the most. it's the best feeling which my wife can't live with

and so as immediately as something gets she gets something that she wants to give to me she just gives she's like I don't want to wait here just take this so nothing did your parents always let you open or do you as a parent

let your kids open like one present early yeah I don't think we've done that I don't know that was last year was a long time ago I don't remember what we did we always got to pick one Christmas Eve

man Gifts and you know what GIF keeps on giving the fact that Matt picked first and doesn't realize that he has to eat two cakes again so my pick is basically the one we just talked about

that was one we always did growing up too was Christmas Eve we got to pick one gift that we got to open so if it's too close and it's basically the same as James Pick, I can change it, but... No, picking the one gift is completely different than watching someone open the perfect gift. It's kind of the same, because that's kind of what we, what me and my wife do, now that we're dinks and we have all the disposable income for each other. We find, like, the gift that we want to get each other specifically. and on Christmas Eve we will like here's your gift here's my gift and then we get to that's the one we open on Christmas Eve and this year I actually actually built her

a customized belt on Pioneer since she's been in the gym lifting with me lately oh heck yeah yeah that's nice yeah oh my gosh what am I trying to say that kind of sounds like you are taking over Jen's because you're doing the perfect gift. So I don't know about that. Wait, is that activity? It's my activity. Oh, it's activity.

Hold on. I got to move it in my chart. Sorry, Nate. I couldn't, I wanted to say pal. It is pal. Yeah, you got, you had it right the first time. I know, but I was trying not to interrupt the minute. Oh, no, you're fine.

I just wanted to say that we're a belt fed company, so I don't know what this pioneer stuff is. Use code unpaid, uh, Valfittness. I don't know. Yeah, the pal. Are we calling that exchanging a gift early or what? I said picking one gift the night before. Okay.

I guess we could say picking one gift. Picking one gift on Christmas Eve. Usually a gauge of all Mexican you are too. Wait, say it again? It's a gauge of how Mexican you are. If you open on your gifts on Christmas Eve. Is that a Mexican thing? Yeah.

Huh. so when uh not very mexican all my family lived in the same lives in the same town uh so we would always have three Christmases every year and uh we would always have the one at home that would be like usually Christmas Eve or something and then we go to my grandma's house on my dad's side and then I go to the other families and then we just rake it in and just a bunch of gifts but we always have three Christmases three Thanksgivings every year there you go and too bad it's your last pick here matt because you will not be having three cakes. You'll just be having two.

And to round us out with your draft picks, you have a miscellaneous pick here remaining, and I hope it's something to do with Christmas little Debbie's. What's it going to be here? Unfortunately, it's not. Oh, well. This one actually is on Disney Plus. There's a holiday special called Duck the Hull.

Falls, where Donald and, uh, was it Daisy? Yep. Yep. Yeah. They got, they, they fly south for winter, so they go to like Miami. But Donald sneaks away and stays. And the whole time, because he's duck and he would, they go south for winter or whatever, he's falling apart.

Like his feathers are falling out and he's getting like crazy sick. And he's trying to hide how sick he's getting. and he's just slowly just devolving as a duck. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It sounds like a movie. No, it is the best thing. Slowly devolving as a duck. I know.

Well, my wife and I've been looking for new movies to watch with the kids, and we're getting a great collection. This one doesn't sound like one for the kids. Oh, it's fantastic for the kids. There's a part where he's like in the bed and his lids are like, Like, barely open and just like, like, oh, that's so good. The dink is telling us he's a good for the kids. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We can trust him. He ate a lot of... I have nephews. Yeah. I did confirm it is available. This one is actually available on Disney Plus. 21 minute runtime.

You can watch it tonight if you want. Yeah, we could fit it in, fit it in tonight. It's got a 75% on the movie date. database so for whatever that's worth anything on the glaze scale zero chance i mean i can check but uh he would rate that solo i'm gonna say zero chance on the glaze scale or any of these movies on the glaze scale um that's a good question um well i well i do we have all of our own movie picks in. Matt, or daggone it, I'm getting all my

things out of a line. Mofo, while we prepare for our last round here to round out the draft Oh, God, Jake. And I, uh, oh gosh. What are we finding? Oh, gosh. I looked up, ducked the halls. I was trying to find

the picture of it. Oh, gosh. That is a horror movie. I don't know if this is safe for kids, Matt. It's so good. Matt, what is this? All right, yeah. Movo, I know you got another game. I'm going to look up some glaze scales. Why don't you take us through our game as we prepare for our last round?

You said everybody's already done a movie pick? Yeah. And no one's planning on doing a miscellaneous movie pick? Nope. All right, so I had an original idea for this, but I decided not to go with this. But this is Christmas movies. and the game is Christmas movie or not. So I found a bunch of movies

to see if they were, you know, Christmas or whatever. And so I've got five of them, I'll ask you to one of you guys and you just tell me if it is a Christmas movie or not. And it counts as a Christmas movie, even if it's just happening during Christmas time. Okay. All right. We'll go with Big Hogan.

The Friday after next. I don't even know this movie, so I'm going to have to really use context clues who I would think you would throw in a red herring first

but I'll go against it that is a Christmas movie that is correct Friday after next is a Christmas movie sequel to next Friday and actually takes place in Ranchoikum which is right next to where I live

nice all right I'm going to go with Nate on this one Oh gosh And someone's going to softball on this one too But this one is

Edward Scissorhands You're not Frick It's been so long Edward Cisorhands Is a 5 on the glaze scale And it is It is

It is It is a It is a Christmas movie Did not look it up Okay I vaguely remembered snow So I Is Keith categorized

Is there categorized on there? No It would be The official The official glaze ruling Is overrated Technically The IMDB score was

7.8 All right Next one is going to be I'll go with a Matt for this one. Grimlins 2, Christmas movie or not? It's not. The first one is.

That's correct. Nice. Then we'll do Jan, I'm going to give you this off while. So, Jake, you're going to go next. I'm probably going to definitely get it wrong. Rocky 3. Christmas movie or not? Rocky.

You give me. the softball and a Rocky 3 Oh, come on. I'm going to say, yes, it is. Is that the one with the one guy and it's during business? This is for Jacob. Oh, sorry.

You're getting the softball. Wait, what? I was confused by that as well, Jen. I did think it was your turn. I understood you, Mofo. I understood Nelfil. I had you. I thought he was doing this.

Did I talk about it on my episode? I've never. never seen a Rocky movie, so that's why I figured this one was up for me and I don't have a clue. I'm like, the younger guys might not know this as much, so. I've never watched a Rocky movie. Oh my gosh,

we got to correct that. Add that to our Christmas stream. We'll find out. We don't know yet. Let's find out. Yeah, yeah. We're watching all of them. All of all of the Rockies. Okay, yeah, because isn't four? Isn't it

That's the one where he fights the Russian guy, Drago, right? And that one, that's the one with, like, the epic, like, fight scene or, like, training montage in the cabin. Okay, so that one, that's like snow. So I'm guessing that that's the Christmas one. So I'm going to go with that and say that no, Rocky 3 is not a Christmas movie. That is correct on both accounts. I actually had a note in there saying, no, it's not. but Rocky 4 is.

There we go. I've probably only seen that clip on probably like Facebook Reels or something, but yeah. Oh, the training? Yeah. You might have seen that if you were following the Matt, Nathan B from decades ago. Yeah.

I have the clip where Matt and I are superimposed on Rocky's faces and whatnot. And also the video got taken down due to copyright so Matt re-recorded the whole thing on a recorder or no, a kazoo, that's what it was. All right, we'll finish up and I'll give Jim the last one. This one's heavily debated.

There is only one right answer. Christmas movie or not, die hard. I'm going to say yes, it is. I don't personally believe it is, but if you Google Christmas movies, it shows up. So it's a Christmas movie. And it does happen at Christmas time. So that was part of your spiel. So I say yes.

That's correct. That I heart is absolutely a Christmas movie. I don't care what anyone says. What is that on the glaze scale? Did we all get it right? Did we sweep the board there? Yeah, is it? Look at us.

Let's go. Look at us. Big Christmas. guys over here. Yeah, big Christmas. Keith does give diehard an eight, so. Dang. Never seen. I didn't know he scored things that high.

Oh, he does. Speaking of Glaze scores, thank you Mofo for our paid segment there. I did do some digging while we were playing that game. Emmett's Otter Jug Band

Christmas. The Glaze rating is, drum roll please not rated I'm excited a Christmas vacation oh I forgot to look for Duck the Halls because it wasn't in the movie category he does not have Duck the Halls

but he does have Duck Dynasty rated at a 6 also to note when I looked for Duck the Halls in my movie database searching machine Duck the Halls is also the name of the Duck Dynasty Christmas special So make sure you find the Disney specific one. This one better, I promise. I'm pretty sure that one is where my dad got the excuse

that if you ever need to get out of anything, you just tell them that you have diarrhea because no one questions it. I'm pretty sure that was from the Christmas special of Duck Dynasty. Christmas vacation, Keith gave a seven. A Christmas. Story, Keith gave

an eight. Wow. Son of a gun, Jake. Wow. I figured for sure that was going to be a five for him. All of the other reindeer, all of the other reindeer received and not rated.

Underrated. The How the Grinch stole Christmas, the Jim Carrey film, Does anyone want to take a guess what Keith gave this movie? A six. Like a four. I bet he's annoyed by it.

He doesn't know what funny is. He gave it a five. Yeah. He gave Christmas story an eight, though. Hey, it's how the cookie crumbles. I'm curious what else he rates Jim Carrey movies. Maybe he's just Jim Carrey hater. He might be.

Which one does he hate more, him or Will Ferrell? He does not like Will Ferrell. We need more. Or rating scales, actors. Does he have the cartoon rated? Grinch. No. In 1961?

Just the 2000. My other movie pick was going to be Elf. What has he got that rated? I don't think he's seen it. Let's do another guess. I bet he kind of likes a six. It's a five. I thought Zoe Dishanel would get that one up.

Are we talking about our movies now? No, we're not. We're getting back to the draft. You have to finish our draft. We need to finish our draft. We can talk about Christmas movies a second. Jen, give me enough time.

Jen, you have no time left. We're back in the game. We're running out of time for the night. We've got to get this thing moving. I've got a bench in the morning. I've got week eight of the Massanomics Jackals program to get through, and Homeboy needs some sleep

if he's going to hit his 85% bench. You've been yapping, not us. Oh, I would never. Jen, you've got one pick left, your food pick. Yeah, I know. I'm struggling to decide what I want to pick, but, okay, if we're going with our hearts, I'm going to pick

my son of the feet. Just censoring it. I'm going to pick eggnog. You keep picking these things that are not that it's not all of the other reindeer's relax. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We'll let the court of public opinion decide. It's the one thing that I only ever have at Christmas

and I know that people are either you love it you don't but I know Joey said this the other day but every our little coffee shop is actually open on Christmas Eve so that's my favorite time to go get I'll get one egg nag latte every year and that's up is my treat for the year I love it but I can drink it straight too or with you know fun adult things in it as well yeah you keep your secrets there just fun adult things I just I can't give away my other stuff because other people have food to pick. That's true. That's true.

Eggnogs off the board, that interesting drink that some people enjoy. I've got another video for you. Uh-huh. What did you say? Psychopaths. Oh, psychopaths. I thought you said that goes fast. I was so confused with that meant. I have like 10 good food choices, but

man. A holiday one. Should I add more food options. We don't. We don't. We have a, we do have a miscellaneous spot, though, for Jake over here that he has to pick. Yep. Okay. So my last one, I went for with my miscellaneous, is a Christmas lift at Massonomics gym. This is something that I have done. Yeah. This is something that I have done either Christmas or Christmas Eve. I have done every year since I was in college, come home because my in-laws live probably about five. and it's away from the gym. So I always end up there.

And then it always ends up like you have the guys like Larry and that his boy goes off to see his mom. So he's always in there lifting on that time. And so I get to go see some of the boys and go get a Christmas lift in. And that's always fun. So good way to start off the day. Yeah, that's cool. Jocis.

Yep. Yeah, we can all totally relate to that one. I love the Christmas lift specifically at the Massonomics gym. You really cornered yourself. You could have left that a little bit more open, but you chose with your heart, Jake, and I appreciate that. It's the right amount of pandering, also with being specific to myself. Yeah.

That's true. Appreciate that. We're getting, we're nearing the end here. Pick number 24. Mofo. Mine's food. My last one. And I only actually only had a few things on there and I'm debating.

Matt obviously took the first one of them, which was tamales. So I'm going to do whatever else is done. I'm going to go with my heart. This is a food that I was just introduced to like 16 years ago with mine and my wife's first Christmas together. It's impanadas. So, yeah, they'll make tamales on Christmas, but they also make a huge back of impanadas every Christmas, too, my wife or mom and her sisters.

And they do dessert and, you know, regular food type. And what's funny is the ones I do with regular food is just literally just refried beans and cheese. And it is the best thing ever. Like, everyone's ever had them. And like, these are amazing. So I want to be empanadas. I'll go, I'll make my rounds at MoFo Claus Place and that's place. I have a question about empanadas.

Can you, if you boys can help me culturally. My buddy, he's from the DR, and he's a huge empanata guy. He says he can't find any empanadas in our area that he likes, struggles about this. And one time, he was like, you know what, screw it, guys, I'm going to make you guys empanadas when you guys come up. We're like, great, can't wait to try them. and I swear to you this homie made me pizza rolls

like it was just he made like a pizza empanata was like these are my favorite and I feel like that doesn't count and I just want a ruling from someone not Eric on umpanas if that's legal or not because I was like this doesn't feel like I'm getting an empanada experience here I think it depends on like where you're getting them from or like what kind they are like because you have

you know the impananas that Mexicans make the Salvadorians make, the Costa Ricans make, like, a lot of them would have been the Dominicans. So, yeah, but each one, like, has, like, kind of their own spin on it. Okay. So it kind of, it might be the way the Dominicans do it, is, was just, like, pepperoni and some of that. I mean, it's, I always like to think of them, like, that, my initial thought of them was, like, they're, like, mini calzones, but Mexican style. Yeah. Are you used to them being more, like, fried? Like, because that's what I think.

Like somewhere in the middle of between, like that and like a, like a cassidia kind of thing almost. Like that's what I'm used to. And I'm used to my grandma always put potatoes in hers and like ground beef. That was one of the things she put. And then like Cartanithas was one of the big ones that she put in hers. Or it was more like red pork. It was more like that, like tamale filling. We're getting culture.

That's what we'll do. All these things I haven't got to try in my life. We got oyster soup. We have tamales. We have real empanadas and not whatever Eric made me. We need to venture out in the world. But have you ate glitter? Have you ate glitter?

Your carrots. Logan, I'm not going to lie when you said after leaving food out for the reindeer and you said reindeer, I just thought you meant what you meant left out for the reindeer at first. No, no, no, don't get those mixed out. that it's not good for you to mix those up. Well, Hogan, I guess that brings us to our last, our last pick here.

Pick number 25, you've got a miscellaneous pick left. I wonder where this might lead us. I really wonder too. So I came up with something on my own. However, in my scramble to figure this out, out in this past minute

I did go to chat GPT and I'm floored by the answer that gave me so I have to share that first I found it too funny not to share it I asked it I prompted at that I'm at the end of a

Christmas draft I have one pick left it is miscellaneous I'm trying to pick things that are reindeer related wait what? Give me the best thing to win it said Rudolph's red nose

the single most iconic reindeer item ever if you get this you control the whole draft the Jordan of reindeer picks like not the rest of Rudolph just the nose

just the nose so in that vein though my actual pick getting away from that now I'm not going with that I'm going to Jordan of all picks you're going to miss out on that yeah

I guess I'm going to have to go with the LeBron of all picks. And that just being the actual animal reindeer. Call it. You did call it. The animal reindeer. It's a round out our raft. Thank you so much, Hogan. It reminds you to a child.

good story. Oh, please tell. Yeah, I don't know. So we had a place up in the mountains that's called Santa's Village, and they had reindeer there. You know, it was just one of the things, more of the attractions and whatnot. And we were driving up there to go see them, but apparently it snowed so bad that the Rosa is in a few states that makes you have changed.

So we had to turn around and then we ended up. not be able to see the reindeer, and me, my sister and brother were all pissed off. A bummer. I only wanted to see the reindeer. I didn't care about anything else there. Hogan made sure you had plenty of reindeer this Christmas. Yeah, Hogan's trying to make up for it. He's going to say, Hogan, you got to do something to get one over to California tonight.

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Oh, amazing. Oh, sorry. I thought you said Nathan. Same thing. Yeah. Hey, thanks, guys. It's a monomous. He hears amazing.

He's like, someone say my name. Oh, are you talking to me? All right, I'll go through our picks real quick. Matt, you had tamales this Christmas by Donnie Hathaway. Emmett's Otter Jug Band Christmas, picking one gift on Christmas Eve and duck the halls. Jen, you had eggnog, oh holy night, specifically by a really good female singer. A Christmas vacation, setting up the Christmas tree, and watching someone open the perfect gift, Jake, you had

Oyster Soup You're a mean one Mr. Grinch by Tyler the Creator A Christmas Story going to Christmas Eve Church

A Christmas Lift at Masonomics Gym Mofo you had Enpanadas Grandma got ran over by a reindeer the song The movie

How the Grinch Stole Christmas The Jim Carrey one Your activity was white elephant gift exchanges and your miscellaneous was seeing Christmas lights. And Big Hogan to round us out, you had

Reindeer Chow, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, Olive, the other reindeer leaving food out for the reindeer and reindeer. And that concludes our 2025 cruistmas draft. There will be a poll thing for you, the listeners, to vote on who you think had the best collection of

picks, the best draft selection. The winner of this will get an actual reindeer. So take this voting very seriously. Everything comes down to this. Any honorable mentions we missed in this draft, things that we should have talked about, should have been picked. uh that weren't i was going to go uh last christmas but specifically by taylor swift so nobody gets uh whammed uh there but i like the taylor swift version a lot so that was one of my uh honorable mentions taylor's version uh actually thought about doing uh you're mean one as well but the jim kerry jim kerry version that he sings in the movie i think that is the best

rendition of that song. We had so many good ones, at least that I feel. So like some of the things I was torn on on miscellaneous was just extra time off of work and or school, like just not not having to have anything to do. But stockings was also on my list because I don't care about the gifts, but I love stockings. So like chapstick and gum and like all the fun things you get in like your little stocking, love that um other things like frosted sugar cookies i had that on both the activity and or the food because a lot of times it is an activity oh homemade cinnamon rolls was the one

that i almost picked instead of eggnog but they had be homemade like let them rise you make the thing so delicious it's not always good so oh can i do movies too you can i just you, this is your show. Santa Claus. I love Santa Claus. Yeah. Scrooge, Mickey's Christmas Carol. And then I love the Rudolph the Hes

Reindeer one, the stop animation one. I love that one. That's a great one. Yeah. Hogan's a big fan of that, I heard. Yeah, I should have picked that. Yeah, you know, I almost ran out of reindeer things as in I literally ran out of reindeer things that were worth

saying so I'm glad this only have this many things anything else we missed out on as nobody said cookies there we go yeah there's my that was eventually going to be a two for one for me

my one's going to be food was sugar cookies and then the activity was going to be like decorating sugar cookies yeah rust and sugar cookies so I could have done that when I did one of my back-to-backs but I like my list. I had those listed, too. That's a good list.

Duck the halls, man. You really snucked that one. It had to be on there. It really snuck that one in there. Duck the halls. Oh, man. All right. Well, I guess that rounds out our cruistmas episode.

Let's go around the horn. Where do we find everyone? Hogan. Where can we find you? You can find me on Instagram at World's Strongest Psychologist, and if you have been on the you and you podcast, you can find me in your DM soon asking you to fill out a form for crew cards. As another reminder, please submit photos that have room above your head, so I don't have to

crop your head into the box. This is my shameless plug to get people to help me out here. If I ever get enough time, I'll make an app for Hogan to help him explain that to people. Jake, where do we find you? You can find me on Instagram at Jake underscore Hyde. You can find me making programming for all the crew at Haydn Strength. I can follow us on Instagram and YouTube and train heroic. But most importantly, make sure you sign up for the powerlifting meet of the Lift

the VZ whenever that comes out because you can't sign up for the Strongman because it's full. Yeah. Now, if I wanted to sign up for one at like a separate location, like a Strongman event. Is Nate the only one that hasn't signed up? Huh? What?

Is Nate the only one that hasn't signed up? Oh yeah. Every single everyone else on here is signed up for yeah. Well, I'm having a baby. Well, there is a mystery competitor. There is a mystery. I'm having a baby. There is a mystery competitor, so.

Is it your baby? It's the baby. Yeah, it's the baby. Lechberg girl's going to be. Talk about Big Van Nu. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. Shoot, I had a question for you, Jake.

Oh, well. Jen, no, you're good. I just forgot it. Jen, where can we find you? Big Jen on the Discord and Get Strong Gen 24 on Instagram. Awesome. Mofo, where can't we find you? Let's see.

Good luck trying to find me on Instagram, some people have. You could potentially find me at the, what is it, major orange glaze. I'm going to get a bunch of AI things for Keith. Actually, that's not me. But now, find me at a wine seller or Keith Honeycutt 73. Your orange gym? Yeah. Follow, follow Mofo is orange gym.

Big Matt, where can we find you? You find me on Discord, Dirt McGirt. And then on Instagram, you can find me at Fitmet, Batman. Let's go. And you can find me at Nate E561 on Instagram, glazedsearch.com, strongman, score. Dang it. strongman scoreboard dot com uh unpaid internpodcast dot com follow the podcast on youtube on instagram on facebook which is just keith posting tuesday mornings when it comes out uh and you can

race for the first comment there don't find him on facebook i don't know what he wants to do figure it out yourself um find us at uh we're on threads if you're a if you're big threads user keith posts there make blow up those posts i know that's important for the algorithm but most importantly do follow our orange gym the no wine cellar and with all of that said have a Merry Christmas

and we'll see you next cruise day I did for a second the recording light thing and Zoom auto hit itself and my I like literally pooped my pants but then I mouseed back

over on the window and it reappeared and Oh, my gosh, that scared me. Don't leave it on your bathroom counter. Yeah. I thought about this morning. I have no idea why I did, but I thought about that. Hong Kong.