Unsubscribe Podcast - 10 - Video Game Movies Suck ft. Brandon Herrera
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Hi, I'm Matt. I have Eli Double Fat.
We have Donut Bopperator and we have
the AK Jesus.
That's not anybody's names, but it's close enough
where you can figure it the fuck out.
Yeah.
Batty just came in hot. He didn't even let us introduce we were writing down
No, we're like we all start the podcast
Ranch water. Oh, yeah, we have to talk about that. Let me put away that I just popped me here a hide the claws
Momentarily a big red real great food ranch water from Lone River. Hell yeah, baby.
What do you got?
What do you got, Eli?
Guys, I have...
Nobody cares, don't know.
What do you got?
Man, I got Brandon Herrera here.
Hey-oh!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's some real ranch right there.
As good as it gets.
Welcome to Texas.
Brandon has just officially moved to Tejas, San Antonio.
I was told we got to go to Tejas.
I think his address is, what, 4369?
Yeah, you're close.
Yeah, you're close on that one.
Let's stop that one right there.
He is in San Antonio, in case you're wondering.
More towards the north side.
Moved here during a blizzard.
Holy shit.
How's that?
It was a fucking amazing time.
Yeah, no.
Literally the last three hours of the drive
Was like we were doing 30 in a 75 try not to slide off the road, and then we had no fridge No food, so we've been assisting on liquor and trail mix for four days. You mean ranch water and trail mix
I mean a ranch water and that's what we're talking about
Shout out to our sponsors that got us through this Texas disaster.
Honestly, without ranch water, I don't think I would have survived three days of no real water.
Yeah.
I would have killed my child and ate him if it wasn't for ranch water.
Honestly, I wanted to and you stopped me.
That's honestly still in the cards, though.
Still there.
I'm still going to kill him after being locked up with John for a week now.
That's a hard one.
Can't wait for school to come back, Arnona.
Do you remember when your power died and you had no running water?
Oh, yeah.
And your best friend had both of those things?
And he lives a mile away.
And we were sending hits.
I could read through those things.
My raptor could have easily gotten to his house a mile away.
Man, Matty, it sucks not having any heat
or electricity
or water.
Please, I'm so cold.
Batty's just red.
I was like, Mr.
Batty said, LOL, I'm watching anime.
Yeah, literally, I'm watching anime
right now. What's up, dudes?
I have John in three comforters to keep him cold. You said a picture
of yourself wrapped up and I was like
lol.
Betty's a good friend.
This is great.
The other night I was like,
yeah, dude, Jones is going to be
or no, Squirt's going to be wearing Jones
like a tauntaun.
Squirt just walking around with another
cat on him. Power play, dude.
This is what happens when you leave me alone,
father. I have killed other
cats. He was weak. It's not important.
Jeeves is dead.
He kills Jeeves.
What?
Damn, son!
If you guys didn't know, my cat Squirt
is a complete fucking psychopath
who kills
everything he comes across and tortures them murder torture yeah it's not the good kind of
murder it's not like a quick snap it's like i'm gonna rip one leg off chew on that one leg in
front of you until you passed out and then i'm gonna bash you around till you wake up so i can
chew on your insides again he's not exaggerating squirt does that to small creatures weekly and there's blood
trails throughout my garage and like all over my driveway it's not good it's literally tortures
them yeah right so you had what you were saying it's like you would have a it's two hours to
destination and it would be six because how slow you had to drive. Yeah. Because of the. It took us four, I think about four or five hours
to get to our house in San Antonio.
And it was 90 miles.
From San Antonio.
Yeah.
It took four hours to get to San Antonio.
Yeah, we actually had an 18.
There was three 18 wheelers that turned over
in the middle of the road.
And so we just sat there for like an hour
waiting for it to clear.
And I finally just got pissed off and said like,
girls,
we're going over the fucking median.
Like we're just,
I'm not sitting here for,
let's do it.
Yeah,
absolutely.
So I went back to some side roads and shit,
but yeah,
no,
it was,
it was wild.
Texas isn't used to this.
This is like utter,
like I've been here.
I was born here.
30 years or some shit.
People have been saying for San Antonio,
at least like, I've heard like. Once in 30 years or some shit people have been saying for San Antonio at least.
I've heard like late 1800s.
It's not good.
For everybody who doesn't know, there was a blizzard that hit Texas in the
south. It wasn't just Texas, like Kentucky.
Like a lot of states
got bent the fuck over by
mother nature. She just came in,
lifted her skirt and literally fucked us.
Yeah.
So it was a great time for any of us to move to texas from the north we're like i can't wait to escape the winter
i showered for the first time yesterday after five six days yeah same same dude well my friends are
coming over here to shower they came over here to shower today like clean. There's just no running water across the fucking state and shit.
Like it's wild, man.
Batty was dying because I
texted, I don't know, like
three days ago.
I was like, I've shit in the
same toilet
for the last four days and I
am lactose intolerant.
I have everything
that goes against me with how much I poop a day.
And both of my toilets were just biohazards.
I was like, dear mother of God.
You have no idea.
I've been eating string cheese for three days just to try to stop the shit flow.
Dude, Eli texts us.
Me and Eli don't have a text group.
It was like 930 in the morning.
I was just about to go to sleep, and Eli texts me like,
my toilet's a biohazard.
I've been shitting on the same pile of shit for three days.
Making that poo lasagna.
Yeah, poo lasagna.
I have a structure system to my shit right now.
I'm still crying when I think about it.
It was so bad.
Poo, toilet paper.
Poo, toilet paper.
It's a shit stack. It's like a fucking shit stack, man. And I'm not crying when I think about it. It was so bad. Poo, toilet paper. Poo, toilet paper. Yeah, you got it. It's a shit stack.
It's a fucking shit stack, man.
And I'm not going to lie.
I didn't think about the toilet paper layer until you said that on the text thread.
I was like, oh my God, Batty's right.
Toilet paper roll.
Poop.
Oh, it doesn't splash now.
Fucking golden.
We've got the Eli Big Mac in every...
I'll take a number three, please.
Oh, my God.
You're like, I can't pull a stillet, so...
It was pee in the back of your toilet.
Just to flush down the level of shit.
That was...
So this is the podcast.
Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast, Brandon.
This is why people unsubscribe.
We're going for video games.
Mom, check out this podcast. it's all about video games yeah then we build a fucking shit pile so you shit and you stack some toilet paper and then you
shit again you gotta make sure not to piss on it cuz it breaks the toilet paper
down so it's just a shit toilet paper shit toilet paper and then it's then you
flush when the ice melts guys i bought monster rancher oh yeah
good transition okay okay before we get to monster answer brandon uh yeah no i didn't do it what was
your first venture into like gaming oh yeah what was like your starting console the first thing
that like right sucked you in and if you say this year and escape from
tarkov i'm gonna punch you in the no dude so like ever like seven eight something like that you know
like playstation going to xbox 360 like that i was always a console gamer that's right for everybody
who doesn't know brandon's like 14 he's a child yeah he's exactly 16 years old look at his face
he just said seven to eight transitioning the 360 No no no I said a Playstation
But you said going into
No no I didn't have an Xbox
I think I was like maybe 11, 12
Something like that, 13
I don't fucking remember
Brandon was born in 96
No 95
Dear God
Oh my god I was in Iraq when you were 10
Jesus
Eli got shot When Brandon was 10 Oh my god. I was in Iraq when you were 10. Jesus.
Eli got shot when Brandon was 10.
Thank you for your service.
But yeah, no, I actually didn't get into the cool kid PC gaming until like early last year.
What were your first games? What were your OG video games?
These were my jam back in the day.
Like Halo 2, Halo 3,
like COD 4.
That's okay.
Those are good ones.
Should I have said,
oh, Brandon's first good games were COD 4?
Fuck me.
Halo 2, he did start off at Halo 2.
I started with Dig Dug and Tetris.
There we go.
Eli's like, oh, let me pull up my
swivel controller for fucking Pong.
You guys ever heard Rob the Robot?
He did some crazy shit back in the
1980s. You don't need to know about that one. That's okay.
You started off. It's fine.
You started off with Halo.
Did you and your friends take your CRT TVs
over to your house and have the land matches?
No, we were never cool kids like that.
We went over to my one buddy's house.
We were at Fayetteville.
You had a rich buddy.
Everybody had a rich friend.
His dad was a Green Beret.
And so he just did not give a fuck what this kid did.
So we just...
You have M-rated video games over at your house?
Yo, there's boobies in that shit?
Yo, you want to watch the Terminator again?
Guys, I love boobs,
by the way.
Dude.
Yeah.
Why would you say
something so stunning
and brave?
Does anyone remember
the Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie, Commando?
Yes.
Yeah.
That was like the first...
Because he had the rocket
launcher with the four...
The four rockets.
Exactly.
I watched the boobies
in that movie
on repeat more. That was probably my first set of tits
I could memorize
because I would
titty scene when they broke through the wall in the hotel
replay
titty scene when they broke through the wall
replay
that was like
we talked about
American Pie
Brandon was four when American Pie, remember?
Brandon was four when American Pie came out.
Fuck, 99, that's right.
I still remember, like, that was
still a thing even when I was growing up.
I mean, that's a childhood, I wish I had
That was four.
All these young guys.
Oh yeah, you know, I watched it when I was
like four or five. It was like Barney, American
Pie, American Psycho, you know. You know, I watched it when I was like four or five. It was like Barney, American Pie,
American Psycho,
you know.
Good boy.
American history.
American beauty.
Let's go.
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What was your first... Well, I was going to say, did you play old...
So during your time, you wouldn't play online.
You just played...
It was on the same platform.
What was it?
Split screen.
Split screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't get online gaming until way later.
Did you play...
This is a good one.
007.
I've never played... Okay, what, 007. I've never played.
Okay, what's 007?
I know it. I know what you're talking about.
He just said he never played Goldeneye.
I've never played Goldeneye.
I know the game.
And I had a Nintendo 64.
There's AK-47s.
Well guys, that was a great...
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Gonna unsubscribe
Don't look at him
Brandon did you follow
Our podcast
I guarantee we can
Pull up his phone
He's like let's see it
Brandon let's see
Follow us right now
I think I
No I do
Motherfucker
But he's never played
Goldeneye I'm just
I'm just saying
I'm gonna always
Bring that up
God I can say the word.
Boom.
He does.
He really does.
Fuck all of you.
On YouTube?
No.
That's what I thought.
I mean, that's fair.
I don't know if I follow us on YouTube.
I'm going to say a word.
I need a response.
Oddjob.
Pardon?
Oddjob.
James Bond?
I don't.
How do you got that right? Oddjob. It's not Golden don't... How do you got that right?
Oddjob.
It's not golden.
That's not necessarily a video game thing.
But that's James Bond.
That's the movies.
But he's the chief character in the video game.
Pierce Brosnan.
What up?
Fuck yes.
He was great in Eurovision.
Did you really just go there?
Oh, yeah.
He was so fucking weird in that, dude.
He was like the hot dad, though.
It was hilarious.
He's like, yes, this is my father.
He has fucked half the village.
Do you remember the Thomas Crown, Mr. Crown Affair?
What was the movie?
It was right after Pierce Brosnan did his first two Goldeneye movies.
Or at first James Bond movies.
Goldeneye and the World is Not Enough.
Contractually, he was not allowed to wear a suit in a movie.
Because of GoldenEye.
Because of James Bond.
So the entire movie, he's in a suit,
but the tie's undone.
And the top buttons are undone.
And it's called the Thomas Crown.
The Thomas Crown Affair.
It's something Crown Affair, yeah. It's a great movie. I've the Thomas crown affair. I think it's something crown affair.
Yeah.
It's a great movie.
I've never heard of this.
I've never seen it.
I just heard that same James Bond style character.
Well,
there's,
there's really,
Oh,
there it is.
The K F seven Soviet.
I forgot.
That's what they call it.
That's what the AK 47.
I remember the golden eye.
This so vividly in my head.
That sound.
If I like double golden eye,
I know that sound. Pierce Brosnan. I feel like is like half the reason why the crank is so vividly in my head, that sound. And Golden Eye. I know that sound.
Pierce Brosnan, I feel like, is half the reason why the crank is so popular.
It's because of the iconic photo of him just popping out of that fucking Soviet tank with the crank.
It doesn't even have a buttstock on it.
No, it's just a pistol.
The KF-7 Soviet.
They knew pistol laws back then.
There were different rules.
It's a brace, Cody.
It's a brace, Cody. It's a brace.
No, they had a lot of... A weird thing
is actors, when they have those video
game clauses or movie
clauses, like you can't wear a suit for
any movies after this. So that's why there's
no video games with Tom Cruise
in it.
Because his likeness can't be in a
video game. So you had like the mummy.
Is that like a Scientology thing or like what?
I don't even know.
Maybe?
Question mark?
But it's like the mummy.
It would be like, please, the mummy.
They have a generic character instead of Tom Cruise when that movie came out.
Yeah, there's no Tom Cruise video game characters at a certain point.
And they were like, it just never happened because of him.
Even Mission Impossible
or not, wait it's Mission Impossible right?
Do those video games don't
have Tom Cruise do they? They have
what's his name? Not Tom Cruise it's the actual
character's name.
Ethan Hunt. But it can't be a
It doesn't look like Tom Cruise.
Weird laws that they
It's like the new Avengers game where they have Avengers game, where, like, they have all the guys
that are, like, close, but they don't, they're not basically Avengers.
It's Wish.com Avengers.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, all the characters just live in the bottom of Walmart.
So, that's a great point.
Like, literally, one of the notes I had for the podcast was I want to talk about video
game movies.
Oh, God.
They're all bad.
Because, no, you say that.
They're not.
Lord of the Rings.
Video game movies or movie video games?
Lord of the Rings. So, look at movie video games? Lord of the Rings.
So, did you see what was just announced?
The new Mortal Kombat movie?
Wait, what?
No.
I did hear about that.
Have you guys not seen the trailer?
It was announced literally this weekend.
No.
The new Mortal Kombat movie looks so fucking good.
But, okay.
No, no, no.
It's not getting all the hype right now.
It looks so...
Keep going.
Who's got a phone available
to watch this trailer
real quick?
And we can cut
the watching it out.
There you go.
Is it that good?
The trailer looks so...
Pull it up.
We'll watch it right here.
Yep.
And then come back
to you guys
and talk about it,
I guess.
Yeah.
This is the riveting content
you came here for. You're going to... We'll speed... You know. I'm about it, I guess. Yeah. This is the riveting content you came here for.
You're gonna, we'll speedwhip, you know.
I'm gonna turn it up. Yeah.
Was that slush?
Slush pump.
Okay.
Oh, you fucking beauty.
Okay, I'm excited.
Okay, so video game movies, for the most part,
suck dick. I'm actually pumped for that one.
Like, no matter what, no matter how awful the plot's gonna be because we know it's it's a fighting game it's gonna be
awful the visuals look so fucking good all the stuff that wasn't the actual hand-to-hand combat
looks like it was directed by michael bay good yeah great perfect i'm wonderful could have been
a transformer's plot like kind of thing. I hate,
the hardest part for me is when you have these video games.
So,
Metal Gear Solid is going to be a movie
and that's the one I just wanted to do.
Like,
if I could direct,
it would be that or Dead Space.
Like,
those are my two changes.
Those are my two,
like,
Eli,
you can direct anything.
Here's your fucking.
They've done some machinima,
like,
machinima anime,
Dead Space stuff.
Yeah.
Which were,
eh.
But it was like,
it was fun. And that's the thing it's like
these video games give you a fucking script to follow and then hollywood fucks that they're like
okay listen we understand you have a story but what if we just okay we understand that there
are tens of millions of people that are familiar with this plot line, but our study groups have said that this is a little thought.
It says Goku was dropped on his head.
He was a Saiyan.
He's a strong warrior, not the smartest,
and fighting from a young age.
What about he goes to high school?
Okay, I like that.
That's a good one.
Are we really going to bring up Dragon Ball Evolution right now?
Are we really going to bring up Dragon Ball Evolution?
Honestly, our marketing team has said it would be great
if he was also disabled. It relates
to the kids. Okay, so disabled
Goku in high school.
I'm loving this. Guys, this is
fantastic. Okay, so
this Chi-Chi character. What if
Goku isn't white?
Donut, this is fantastic information.
What if Goku's white and not Asian?
We have Mexican Goku. That's the problem. Oh Goku's white and not Asian? We have Mexican Goku.
That's the problem.
Oh, there we go.
What?
No, Mexican Goku it is.
Okay, we'll call him Mexican.
All right, so we got El Goku.
I think the Mexicans hide the G.
Is it?
Yeah, it's Hoku.
So we got Mexican Hoku.
He can go super saying Hoku.
Eli's a Mexican.
He can say these things.
I am 100%. Super Hayan. I likeoku. Eli's a Mexican. He can say these things, by the way. I am 100%.
Super Heian.
I like it.
Super Heian.
He's super Heian.
He went super Heian.
These are fantastic movie ideas.
Okay, guys.
What do you think of Piccolo?
He's a green alien man.
Alien.
You can't use the term alien, man.
Because he's not Mexican.
That's what I'm talking about.
So he cannot be an alien.
What is Piccolo now?
Well, they called him King Piccolo initially.
What if we remove the king because this is America and we don't have kings here?
Okay, so President Piccolo.
Thank you.
Prince Pic.
Not an alien.
President Piccolo, not an alien.
I love this name.
This is fantastic.
So we understand he was green and really strong.
What if we make him weaker than our main character?
Even though he's dominated planets.
Weaker.
Well, everybody knows you can't be president and an alien.
And now he is the bad guy, so he is going to be white.
So we have a white President Piccolo, and he is weaker.
I love this.
This is fantastic. Give him orange he is weaker. I love this. This is fantastic.
Give him orange skin.
Okay, I like this.
Is there anything else that we can do?
Because we have a hit.
Well, he's supposed to be green, but his powers will glow orange now.
There we go.
It offsets the colors.
This is fantastic information, guys.
Compromise.
We have a riveting plot line for Dredd.
What about Bulma?
We understand she has blue hair.
Instead of blue hair,
we just give her a lot of blue eyeliner and makeup.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me read about this character.
She is a smart blue hair scientist.
Smart blue hair scientist.
So we're going to make her a white,
big-tittied dumb bitch.
Who also wants to smash the patriarchy.
A lot of blue makeup, though.
For the hair.
Needs to have the eyeliner.
There we go.
This is so close to a fucking Hollywood pitch meeting.
This is a real movie.
No, no.
Dragon Ball is so bad.
Oh, you guys are being for real.
This is a real movie.
It's called Dragon Ball Evolution.
They made you.
We're not joking about that. They made you the Dragon Ball. That's what I was saying. real. This is a real movie. It's called Dragon Ball Evolution. They made you. We're not joking about that.
That's what I was saying.
Goku's white high school kid.
I was literally joking the entire time.
I was nodding on that.
This is why we're.
I've never seen it either.
It's on HBO right now.
I watched it like two days ago.
Just to remind myself.
I thought we were having a mock Hollywood meeting there.
That's what's scary.
We were, but that's how the movie actually is it's awful oh no dude like even worse it's the guy from
shameless and the girl from shameless like right at like right when they were hitting like their
and chow young fat which is like a huge martial arts star i know they're like and master roshi's chow yong fat
and he's no longer pervert because we cannot have that in this day and age no shell he also isn't
doesn't wear sunglasses and they literally were just like we need a martial arts movie
with some high school kids it's kind of like power rangers but let's call it dragon ball z
it has nothing to do with dragon Balls until they mention the one Dragon Ball.
It's so bad.
It's awful.
It's called Dragon Ball Evolution.
Go watch it.
Hate yourself.
I'm going to watch it now because of what you guys just said.
I'm going to trigger the fuck out of Eli right now.
You ready?
What did you think of the Netflix Death Note movie?
No, I mean, bro.
They had such, again, this is like,
hey, here's a fucking, here is a plot
that you don't have to change anything.
This is perfection.
It is loved in America and Japan.
This is anime perfection.
Here you go.
Just copy this formula.
This was saved for me for the notes for the show.
And then they were like, okay.
Okay. Okay. Well, we got some
Japanese dudes. We need to get rid of that white
people. Obviously.
Oh, we got a super smart guy.
He can't be white. No.
Oh, yeah. There we go.
We're going to switch that out.
We got a black character. And then we got the dude
who eats apples. Okay.
Who's that guy?
The William man? He dressed like a
girl. Willem Daffer.
William Daffer. I heard his penis is huge.
So we'll use him. Honestly, though,
he does have a royal aging wing.
I know. That's why I said that.
That's why I'm
casting him for this character. What, are you guys
fucking stupid? Okay. So, Big Dick? Okay, so Big Dick William Defoe.
Big Dick William Defoe.
Dude, imagine that being your nickname in Hollywood.
Big Dick.
We got Big Willie.
Hollywood Big Dick.
God, that movie is so bad.
It was awful.
They literally, all you have to do is follow the plot and no one like no one's
gonna get pissed and be like why did they remake this it's like it's star it's anything yeah you
have what the fans want video game resident evil 1 perfect example imagine the movie being what the
fucking game was where it's like a mansion wesker jill chris i will never understand why they did still
like why they deviated from that because i don't care what happens as long as mia jovia shows her
tits well that's a given resident evil no matter what they completely changed everything dude the
resident evil movie series is so wild because i watched the movies before i ever played oh yeah
and then it was just like i wasn't fuck? I wasn't a Resident Evil gamer.
These are barely fucking related.
There's just zombies.
That's all there is.
That's it.
There's a zombie.
They took one word and they were like, there's zombies.
Wait, you want some dog zombies and then like a big guy with a rocket launcher zombie?
We got you.
Where's the evil?
Who's also her husband?
Oh, buddy.
Doom with the rock.
Oh, my. Doom. Okay my doom okay visually beautiful movie that's it i will say okay that was one of the first movies that did a fps version of filming yeah so that
was groundbreaking at that time yes it was okay i would, okay. It was a decent video game movie. Decent is like the...
It wasn't bad.
It was a fucking movie about an FPS.
Yeah.
What do you want from that?
It's loosely related.
When you have like...
Doomguy is such a fucking bad.
He's iconic.
If you had...
And they don't have Doomguy in that entire fucking movie.
No, dude.
He's fucking...
You're like, here's the plot again.
I'm just, fuck.
Follow this one character.
Can we do a plot real quick of Doom?
The Halo movie without Master Chief.
That's literally how it would happen.
Has there been a Halo?
There hasn't been a Halo.
No, they did Forward Unto Dawn.
Forward Unto Dawn was fucking amazing.
It was really good.
It was so good.
You could tell they took
their time with it because they then when chief shows up in that like you see how big he is and
it's proper it's like oh this dude's like he's like yeah he's like 7 10 gut size and like yeah
well he's eight like so chiefs are like eight foot tall with that suit because the suit weighs
two tons so it's a two thousand or000 or 4,000 pounds. Yeah, the Mjolnir
or Mjolnir armor.
Mjolnir armor is 4,000 pounds.
He literally jumps out of fucking
aircrafts and just lands on the ground because it's
fun for him. Yeah. But you could tell
when he shows up though,
craters, and he's like, nah, don't worry about it.
Everybody gets it though. They're just like, oh, he's big dick.
Yeah, okay, well,
Roger, no one argues with it he's like
get in the vehicle get in the fucking car fuck yeah bro so there's a series there's like a little
series already it's fucking amazing it came out in like 2011 yeah that's awesome it's it's really
really it came out with halo four and five yeah it was like the launch from the original Bungie series into the
343 Studios series.
Evil Warthog.
As Brandon was saying though, when they actually
come out with the live action movie, they're going to be like
this Master Chief guy, we don't
really need him.
Who's Master Chef?
He's a cook, we don't need him.
Does this battle take place
in the galley? Fuck you.
Dude, the 4 Under dawn series by 343 was probably one of the best adaptations of a video game into a series but again we're not
talking about a movie we're talking like we're we're on the same scale of like the witcher you
know like oh that was so good they fucking well i mean what do you think i think they handled the way they did phenomenal minus a few costume things with um aging uh no i see i
can deal with the aging i followed it but i'm also a nerd that you read the books exactly when you go
in cold turkey you're like what the because i had i had never played the games i'd never read
anything same dude first like four or five episodes i didn't know about the time change i was so fucked and then like about halfway through i'm like okay time skip i
was like screaming it in my house i read the book so i knew but when you are an individual and that's
the directors and the editors when they edit that shit you have to be like hey this is clear cut
like this is how much time because otherwise you like, I have no idea what the fuck is going on right now. Oh, dude, it was like, how fucking hard is it to do it?
Two years, ten years, fifty years, three years, ten years, fifty years.
I had no idea.
How hard is it to do an intro cut like five years later?
Boom.
Your audience is not fucking lost anymore.
Magicians don't age.
You never fucking knew that.
Yeah.
No.
Witchers age really slow.
You didn't fucking know that.
I didn't fucking know it.
And that's where it's like the director. But still, Witcher know it the director but still Witcher phenomenal good man as much as you want
to yeah Henry Cable do you think he stepped in like when they were fucking
it up was like no because he's a nerd he's a huge nerd do you think he ever
stepped in and was just like no no no this scene should be like this is what
happened I'd like to hope so cuz he's done a lot for gaming like if you look
at his accounts and his social media he because he's done a lot for gaming. Like if you look at his accounts
and his social media,
he's pushed a lot of nerd bullshit.
He's like,
hey guys,
I'm playing World of Warcraft today.
That's right,
Superman.
You might know me.
That's the big...
World of Warcraft.
The big story about him
is he almost missed his Superman audition
because he was raiding in World of Warcraft.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, really?
Yeah.
He's a nerd. That was the thing because he was like super hyped world of warcraft yeah he's a nerd that was the thing
because he was like super hyped about witcher he was just like i fucking played this game so
fucking much like when you talk about like ryan reynolds and deadpool yeah that was the same
like there's not a lot of video game like adaptations good like and that's when you
have creative control because he was like i'll pay i will do the fuck i will put the money in and that's what ryan reynolds does yeah no one wanted to give it to him
yeah they said literally it was gonna fail yeah it's a rated r superhero movie it's not gonna do
well so he put all his money in he had creative control 100 and then the trailer got leaked and
that's what pushed it to the original which i think he admitted to leaking it oh yeah which
is genius oh yeah super dude the
the the car chase on the highway with the truck he jumps down in the fucking that was it which
is almost like shot for shot in the fucking movie yep absolutely because that's what they were leaked
they're like this is what needs to happen and that's when you have a perfect fucking movie
because that's like you have to have that that's lower that actor that that is involved or like
has that that emotional attachment to it yeah where you have something like that that's lower that actor that that is involved or like has that that
emotional attachment to it yeah where you have something like henrik who's been like i want to
be in the witcher ryan reynolds who wants to be deadpool yes they have that that that more emotional
attachment so what i think what i can't fucking understand is that all these like big big baller
uh movie studios and shit they're they're like obviously they want to look after their investments
so they're like we want to make sure we do a lot of studies whatever like and figure out make sure we don't
lose our ass if we're dumping 60 million dollars into this project but they can't seem to figure
out like okay as soon as you start fucking getting involved that's when you lose your ass on the
project working with execs is the hardest fucking part because it is you can have this awesome i've
never talked about like
this well you've been on a major television network show and that's what
you're talking about working with exactly exactly exactly yeah this is
like as you're saying it was the being on the TV show you get to see how
everyone or execs put their hands and shit the first season that aired on the
History Channel was a completely different of the show
uh brothers in arms okay and that was rocker yeah and that was so different than season two which
aired because the gun stuff and once they seen season one season one was like i remember watching
that and be like this is fucking perfect we should not change a thing i'm super happy i watched all
the episodes like holy shit watching season two was the first time i was like ah like i just check out i was like i don't
give a fuck about this this is and then you see the notes that these execs would send in and they
were straight terrible most of the time because you have people it's like well kevin from marketing
thought this would be a fantastic joke okay eli listen you're sitting on that motorcycle
okay now you look down and you're like someone's like eli look what's below you what happens if
they shoot the gas tank because it's a world war one vehicle world war ii motorcycle it would
explode and your balls might get blown off so can you like play off that joke and i just read it
and be like i'm not saying that like that's fucking stupid i'm sorry let me let me just double check how much you're paying me
no no i really i won't say that no and that was like our director who's fantastic but he would
like read it and he'd be like eli they want you to say this and i'd be like fuck no he's like okay
thank you i just need that to say you said. Because they just want to be able to say that was their idea.
That was their hand in the pot.
Yes, and that's how video game movies get fucking ruined.
Dude, that's how a lot of shit.
Like, okay, I know this is completely off track, but, like, the military.
Like, going from, like, a wartime to a peacetime army.
Like, this was a big thing that had to do with me wanting to get out.
Dog and pony shows?
Dude!
Holy fucking...
You want to talk about
drilling ceremony real quick?
Dog and ponies?
Dog and ponies!
Some fucking colonel,
some motherfucker
who, you know,
a higher up on the officer
who just needs his name
on some doctrine
that's going to ruin
everyone's lives
for the next four years.
Do you remember
the tattoo ruling
that came out in like, I think it was like 2013 2014 because you couldn't have anything below the cuffs uh
above the neck or below the knees or below the elbows what would they do with people who already
had it so you were semi-grandfathered in where you could have it but you couldn't semi-enlist
oh you couldn't become an officer. It was insane.
It was like, and it only lasted like three months, but there was a three-month period where some of the best enlisted soldiers in the army were like, well, I'm fucking done.
And it's the same thing. It doesn't matter what, honestly, medium you're in, whether it's the military, whether it's the movie industry or gaming, there's always somebody who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.
That's like, I'm going to put my hand in that.
Exactly.
I want to be part of this.
I want my name there.
I need to put my name on something.
And it's wild.
So that was actually kind of the more,
I've started to get to know Glenn Fleming.
The guy, he works at Drive Tanks now,
but he used to be on Sons of Guns.
He was one of the big gunsmiths there
fucking cool ass dude
did he get in a lot of trouble?
one of them did
the big guy didn't do a thing
the kiddie diddling
the grapist
the grapist
a lot of grape
Glenn for the record
did not do any graping.
Oh my god!
That's gotta suck to be attached to
Riley. Dude, I've met
a couple of those dudes, like fucking
Joe and Glenn and whatnot.
They're just like, were you with Red Jacket?
And they're like, yeah,
yeah, but he was
talking about fucking TV execs and everything
like that. I'm like, oh yeah, because they never fabricate anything for TV.
And Glenn is like fucking, he's like the Tommy Chong of gunsmiths.
Yeah.
He's fucking, you know Glenn, right?
I've never met him.
You've never met him?
Oh, dude, he's fucking hilarious.
Because I'm like, yeah, it's like they never fabricate anything for TV.
He's like, yeah, man, it's not why I fucking left it
or anything.
Because they make
like the fucking motorcycle.
That's what that motorcycle story.
Yeah.
They wanted us to jump
through the fucking.
I remember they were like,
oh, what happens
if you had a motorcycle
and you jumped it
through a flaming ring?
I was like,
what the fuck
are you guys talking about?
Does that have to do with guns? Well, a machine gun there's a uh what was the og um wait wait what the koleshnikov is
based off it's not but it's the original german the stg 44 stg 44 yes the Sturmgewehr yep so the Sturmgewehr
SDG 44
old
it was like one of the first
assault rifles
hence the name
assault
is
the very first
yeah Sturmgewehr
actually means assault
and that's a rifle
so it's
a storm rifle
yeah
history
that is part of that
you fuckers
learned something
so what you mean
it's not from
AR assault rifle
that doesn't
but you had to mount that and then they
were like we can jump it through a flaming hoop and then also how you reverse engineer shit i've
showed you guys on you buy the vehicle this broke down old vehicle and it's not that way so on the
show it's like oh we bought this rusted piece of shit, and then we had to restore it.
What you're actually doing is, hey, I bought a new thing.
I'm taking it apart.
I'm putting chocolate and cinnamon on it to make it look like it's rusted and broken up.
And then I take pictures and film that, and we scrub it off and then it's back together
so it's like the fucking
before after photos
the diet shit
where they're just like
they take a photo
in the morning
post gym
like shredded
and then they just
fucking gorge themselves
on like potato chips
and just get big
and they're just
yeah
they reverse filmed that
yes
and that's everything
everything
that's why like my dad
watches a bunch of reality TV and he's like man look at this it's so cool I'm and that's everything. Everything. That's why my dad watches a bunch of reality TV
and he's like, man, look at this. It's so cool.
It's fake?
It ruins. It's not real?
What? Honestly, that was
a wake up call because I knew a lot of it
was bullshit. You just don't
love how
much of it was bullshit until you showed me
the before and after pictures and
explained how that bike breakdown went. was like oh my god tank everything you're just like what the ever yeah
that's right you guys did the tank thing as well everything's just sent if you need rust and to
look decrepit and shitty cinnamon and chocolate all you need and it is these guys would never
have known no i saw the show the show before you told me.
See, I've never watched the show.
Good.
Don't.
Don't.
But, well, you said season one you thought was.
Season one that didn't air.
Oh, what?
I have all that.
Yeah, like.
No shit.
The one that aired is completely different than what aired.
Like, what I have.
So, they did an entire season they didn't fucking release?
Yes, because the gun stuff and all that happened.
Because it was initially all about guns.
And then it changed to like.
History.
Gun, but like motorcycle.
Yeah.
And that's where it like completely shifted.
But you see how executives work.
And you see how like networks and all that stuff.
And they're so archaic and behind the times.
That's the main issue.
And then you have old people and
these people with terrible ideas video games anything you're like you could have metal gear
solid and you'd be like oh okay main character is solid snake and he fights metal gear rex and uh
gray fox liquid snakes the bad guy boom here's your concept what do you want to do with it
okay well let's just cross out solid snake immediately yeah that sounds like a penis and
i don't like it so we we will go with... The Rock.
Rambo.
We don't want our young...
That's fantastic.
Our young audience is thinking about Solid Snake, so that's...
It's business people who are good at business, but they're not creatives like we are.
Yeah.
And there's such a separation.
You can't come into our creative world and fuck this in the ass.
And that's why...
Well, they do, constantly.
But they do, constantly.
If you want to run
the accounting side of things,
fantastic.
You're probably better at it
than the creators.
Exactly.
But let us fucking write it.
Maybe that's why
The Witcher did so well.
No one's going to go
to Henry Cavill
and tell him to his face
like this is not how
it should be
because he would
say the same thing.
Also like,
hey, this is a fucking
jacked dude
on a lot of steroids
who's been training
with a sword for six months.
Like, I'm not going
to tell him shit.
I mean, he's got a sword with him right now. I'm not going to say no months. I'm not going to tell him shit. He's got a sword with him right now.
I'm not going to say no today.
We're not going to tell him.
Todd, for marketing, you go, and he's mid-swing.
It's like the scene from The Mountain.
He's like, what's up, Mark?
He's like, so, Henry, we've had a slight change.
I've heard you wanted to fuck with my idea.
I had a slight change.
Yeah, he's just swinging.
Yeah, so, Henry, this change in the script, you might.
And he was just like.
Yeah, you just hear that.
Swinging it back.
What was it?
What did you want to say?
Mark's just like.
Feel free to say no.
Really?
You keep doing what?
Oh, my God. You do you, Henry. You do you. Never mind. It's cool. You keep doing what Oh my god
You do you Henry
Never mind it's cool
It was just an idea we had in accounting
Keep with the lore of the show Henry
Honestly this was a fucking intern
We're firing them tomorrow
Just terror
Just panic What we're saying is stop fucking up our cool shit oh man because you
can look at any video game i mean like dead or oh my god dead or alive don't if oh oh have you guys
why every i'm fighting it house wire house of the. House of the Dead. Okay. Have you seen this?
That's the shooter game, the arcade game, right?
Have you seen the movie?
No.
I heard it was fucking awful.
Can we?
Okay, we're going to do another Posse Posse,
and we're going to watch the trailer for this real fast
because it's completely worth this reaction right now.
Oh, no.
Okay, so this guy, what's his B-Lo, Balo?
This guy, the director. he bowl you yeah we both i
know yes i that fucker i don't understand why he has any clout in hollywood it's so weird they give
him millions of dollars per movie and his movies all suck they all bomb like so fucking bad and
that's why they're like this guy has to be be a money laundering or something. Because there is not one where it's like, oh, it was slightly decent.
It's like, these are fucking...
No.
Like in the Rampage movies that he made.
Wait, he was the new guy that did the Rampage series?
He directed the Rampage series.
And then after two and three, it was all just like, eat the rich.
I've never seen this movie.
I want to watch this now.
I think I'd rather watch Ranch 15.
Equally is terrible. Okay. I'm not watch this now. I think I'd rather watch Range 15. Equally is terrible.
I'm not going to lie.
I watched Range 15 like two weeks ago
just so I could find the picture, the scene
of Eli to send him a picture of it.
That's why I sent it to you.
It was awful.
I couldn't finish it. It was so bad.
I didn't want to let it work.
But Tim Kennedy was in it. He's so badass.
Way to go, JT.
Thanks for that, bud.
Oh, God.
That is literally House of the Dead trailer right there.
That is how bad video game movies.
Like, you just have a concept.
And that was a $5 million or $10 million budget.
Oh, my God.
They paid that man.
Jesus.
But the $10 million budget for the movie?
That's super low budget.
I mean, yes, relative.
But for that
quality, for that quality...
We could do that better with like $30,000.
Yeah.
What if someone gave us a million dollars
and said make a Hollywood movie?
Oh, that's never happened before in this
crew.
Range 15. How, that's never happened before in this crew. Range 15.
How'd that go?
Yeah, I'm going to talk like this the entire movie.
Dan all the way.
That's not Dan.
Or whatever his fucking name is.
Ross.
Yeah, Ross.
Ross Patterson.
Yeah, guys.
It's so, you just so... I don't know.
Macho man, Randy Savage.
It's so bad.
You're just like, why?
Why do these movies cost so much
to do this?
That.
That is impossible.
The story for House of the Dead was already pretty cool.
It was two investigators, a man and a woman.
They were just going in and figuring out why people were missing.
And suddenly it's like, oh fuck, there's like
creatures here.
You could have done something with that.
And the start of that, there was a wave
and a party
on an arch of kids
trying to have premarital
sex. Zombies wanted
one thing.
And then it cuts to the weird pirate scene.
Yeah, what the fuck?
So I haven't seen...
I didn't.
I was lost.
Good experiments are not of God.
I thought I accidentally did some acid when we watched that trailer.
When you're confused by the trailer, that is a good sign.
Can we watch shitty movie trailers?
Dude, we need to do a react.
Like a movie react.
We just need to watch shitty movies.
Period. Bingo. We can do bingo. Like a movie react. We just need to watch shitty movies.
We can do bingo. Bingo night with bad trailers. That's perfect.
But all video game movies go down that
terrible...
So terrible.
Someone with money and no creativity
gets a hold of it and just
fucks it in the ass.
So Hollywood.
Oh, Hollywood.
We've quarantined them to one section of California. fucks it in the ass. So Hollywood. Hollywood. Oh, Hollywood. That's what it is. Fantastic.
We've quarantined them
to one section of California.
It's too bad they have
creative control
over all of our movies.
Yeah.
Disney's doing it right.
They have,
what's it,
John,
John,
John Favreau.
John Favreau is
a little Star Wars god.
Well,
he's the one that created the mcu oh yeah yeah yeah
absolutely iron man and then that just catapulted everything to was the first good superhero movie
ever yes like oh okay okay spider-man one and two we told you amazing all right spider-man 3 got weird with the Like that was weird
Pizza time
Pizza time
Like Spider-Man 1 and 2
With
Great
William Dafoe
Big Dick William Dafoe
Yeah Big Dick Daddy
Like those were good
James DeFranco
Like early in the
Yeah
Those were fantastic movies
James DeFranco
Yeah you're right
That was
Yeah
William Dafoe's son
And Green Goblin's kid Whatever his fucking name was I don't remember But those were good But you're right that was yeah William and the son and green goblins
kid
whatever
his
fucking
name
was
I
don't
remember
but
those
were
good
but
you're
right
like
the
Iron
Man
movie
was
like
the
re-inventation
of like
superheroes
in Hollywood
yeah
like
holy fuck
the first time
they've ever
done like
an overarching
plot on
fucking
20 movies
oh yeah
that's insane
too back over the whole Avengers universe and shit like that there's like three phases planned out overarching plot on fucking 20 movies. Oh, yeah. That's insane, too.
Back over the whole Avengers universe and shit like that.
There were, like, three phases planned out
for, like, 10 years prior to anything
happening. Yeah. Like, dude,
the nerdy part of me, like,
fucking thanks God that fucking Endgame
came out six months before COVID.
Could you imagine that?
Oh, yeah. I need to think about it.
Waiting an extra year for it.
The DCU is royally rushed can we i just don't even wanna they're like see what the mcu is doing they're like these guys are like 40
what if we make it all muted blue colors and we try to be serious but we're not put it all into
one real quick okay we'll do like one movie for each one and that's good enough.
And they're like, what about The Flash and Wonder Woman?
And the robot
guy, Cybertron.
Cyborg.
All those movies that suck.
Yeah, and they're like, okay, well,
so bad. Because every time
you separate one piece of the Justice League
they're like, ooh, that's going to bomb.
Because they write it so edgy.
What about Suicide Squad?
Oh, man.
Look, I didn't hate it as much as I
thought I would. Oh, I hated it.
Suicide Squad with Will Smith.
That Suicide Squad. I just
don't like Margot Robbie in that fucking movie.
I feel like they could have done a little better.
I don't know. We should
talk about the Joker real quick. We're just pretend that what was that Joker Joker like the new one
Not no not that one. Oh
Lead singer of
36 hours. Yeah. Yeah amazing singer. Holy Leno Jared Leto
Yeah, but I'm sure it's not his fault the Joker sucked,
but the creative control of that Joker
was...
Hold on real quick.
He's got his stupid
tattoos everywhere.
Twisted.
And I almost liked where they were going with it
with the fucking cartel Joker
kind of shit, but it just didn't work.
They didn't set it up.
They just dropped it. This is the thing. Good luck. Enjoy the background that doesn't exist. tell joker kind of shit but just didn't they just fucking they didn't set it up they just like
dropped it's like this is the thing good luck enjoy the background that doesn't exist that's
when a studio rushes the idea like hey this is what we want to do we're just going to rush this
out to market in order to try to make some bucks off of what so we know we had superman movies and
we had that one batman movie but like here here are the villains. They're all dead now.
And you're like, it's good, right?
But then you look at the Thor.
Was Thor a Ragnarok?
It was so fucking good.
That writer, because that was when he took over directing.
I forget his name.
Taika Waititi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm cultured, motherfucker.
New Zealand.
He was the rock guy.
He is the rock guy. I'm cold. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm maded motherfucker He was the rock guy He is the rock guy
I'm cold
I'm made of rock
It's a rock paper scissors joke
Like one of the greatest characters ever
Amazing
And he wrote that in
Because they were like
Hey we gotta do this
I'm a rock
But you know some exec was like
That's a stupid fucking idea
And he's like
No it relates to people
And people are gonna love it And he's like no it's gonna stay in and there was a battle
And there was a fight. He's a goat with knives for hands
He's alright, it's a circle, but you can't really go around on the circle
Alright peace off guys
It's so good
Like all the one line
Every line was perfect. That's when you let someone who's creative
have their fucking creativity
in a superhero movie.
I think it was Thor 2 where they realized
the current Thor didn't work
all that well.
Then they're like, alright, we need somebody to change this shit up a little bit.
Bring in someone new.
That dude just slayed it.
Ragnarok is one of my favorites.
It's visually fucking in your face it's vibrant it's wonderful everything's got some fucking cyberpunk vibes
yeah oh yeah that's what i'm saying it's visually like everything about it is just like
and the community right yeah and the comedic beats are on fuck it's like why deadpool works
it's the comedic beats for deadpool are on fucking point you can's like why Deadpool works. It's the comedic beats for Deadpool are on fucking point.
You can go back and watch that every time.
Every single time you're going to laugh.
It doesn't matter.
I'm going to watch it tonight
when you guys leave.
Jeff Goldblum is a bad guy.
Dude, right?
And he's such a sweet man too.
Even though he's evil.
God, see, everything about that.
It's just movies when they take themselves too serious
or anything like that.
They just go downhill. Video game movies, unfortunately, just follow that trend where it's just movies when they take themselves too serious or anything like that they just go downhill video game movies unfortunately just follow that trend where
it's like we got to be serious silent hill i think that's why we're all here is because we don't
fucking take ourselves that seriously no because it's like as soon as you start taking yourself
super seriously you'd be like you cross the border into cringe yeah you're a grinch bag
hey well i mean like i'm sorry i love you i'm sorry hey
i didn't say that he doesn't lift weights i have i haven't passed him on youtube yet so i can't i
can't say anything i love him i'm kidding i love you i love you nice yeah we don't none of us like
i'll never be the serious gun guy like i was we can't no i was like i want to be nerdy anime weeb dude
that does gun stuff every once in a while you're not gonna see me at the fucking gun range like
doing hardcore fucking trial runs and yeah you were talking you were talking about company
last night a company an ad wanted probably all of us before but you were saying specifically
a company wanted you to just shoot still yeah like like that literally isolates me from my that's like me being like
donut do anti-police videos you'd be like wait you don't do those did you
want to suck on my wiener like you have that mix but it's like it's doing the exact opposite of what it's like ak guy run
plates also or do some ar-15 videos like i've done that for money super serious with shaking
if they pay me enough i'll fucking do it i'll do anything suck any dick for that and if you
give me an mp7 hk i will fucking i I swear to God, I'll swallow all you want.
I will gargle balls.
I'm going to punch in on that one.
Swallow the gravy.
Exactly.
Jack Black and Tropic Thunder,
dude.
Such a good movie.
Look at that one too.
God damn it.
You couldn't,
you can't have shit like that anymore,
man.
That type of comedy is just. Dude dude did you see the fucking joe rogan where uh robert downey jr
was on it talking about tropic thunder like i was in blackface in that movie and he's like
my mother's like oh bobby i don't think that's a good idea he's like i was so fucking paranoid
about it and then like as soon as the movie came out, everybody got on Ben Stiller for making fun of retarded people.
And he's like, whoa.
All right.
Fuck.
Thank Christ.
I forgot.
Yeah, because you have that.
It's a perfect example of, like, you're just like, is it going to go?
Is the hate going to go to me or somebody else right now?
It's the kind of humor that's gone away, man. hate that like in the last 10 years we've talked about it it's not existed anymore man you don't
get that that raunchy fun comedy anymore the shitty part is that it still exists you just
can't do it publicly no exactly still fucking does it it's just We don't. I mean, we don't. We don't.
Because we're...
They're partnered.
Fuck Batty.
Consensually.
Unrelated idea, but...
I let him...
Oh, man.
That's why our humor is slowly dying out on YouTube, especially.
They're starting to fucking get us all, bud.
Yeah, that's the hardest part, watching a lot of those content creators. A lot of people like to hide that.
They pretend like that's not how they act with their friends anymore, man.
I know so many creators on YouTube who just can't say how they feel.
Yeah, comedians do.
I mean, comedians have actually done broadcasts about this.
They won't go to colleges in specific states anymore because they know
they will get hate for their jokes.
So they stay away from certain colleges
because of that.
It's like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr.
All those guys are like, yeah, we just won't go to those areas anymore.
Because we'll get crucified for
nothing.
Nothing.
Making a fucking joke.
Weird. It's a joke and And it's now taking literal.
And you're like, when, like, Dave Chappelle got heat for all his last couple of shows.
And you're like, what?
This man's just a comedian.
And now comedians start it with, it's like, I'm going to get in trouble for this.
I'm going to say it.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Hey, this is a joke.
Cancel culture.
I know you're coming for me.
I think that was Bill Burr's last fucking Netflix special.
He's like, all right, well, now this is going to be my fucking,
my last comedy special.
Here we go.
Oh, Brad, it's wild, man.
Bill Burr is so good.
That one was shit, but yeah.
It's perfect.
It's beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
People don't know how to just laugh anymore, I feel like.
No, just don't take yourself serious. Have fun.
Laugh at what needs to be...
The people that we're talking to
right now aren't listening, so that's great.
Executives, stop fucking
with our superhero in video game
movies, okay?
Henry Cavill, if you want to come on to this
podcast and people listening,
go bug him on his
stuff.
Not while he's holding a sword.
Outside of that.
But just definitely bombard him with
joining this podcast. Does he live in Texas?
I don't know. I feel like he does.
Henry Cavill, we love you.
So much, honestly.
Thank you.
Eli will suck your dick if you come out here. So much, honestly. Come hang out. Thank you. Or Ryan Reynolds.
Eli will suck your dick if you come out here.
That's your thing.
Ryan Reynolds.
It's a good podcast.
We won't be on the podcast.
You can just talk on your own.
We'll leave.
That's the end of the show.
He sits down.
We leave.
Any monologues for an hour?
Just text us if you need some DoorDash.
Henry, can you clap for me? Thank you.
Okay. Have fun, Mr. Cavill.
Over in the corner, just fucking jerking off.
Henry Cavill just talking about the Witcher
and just a bunch of shit in the corner.
I mean...
You ain't wrong.
Taint wrong.
What are we on time, enough good close it out baddie
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You know he's addicted.
I am addicted. It's not healthy.
Hear that chat? Video games not... I called everybody
chat. End it. you