Unsubscribe Podcast - 100 - Kentucky Demo Derby ft. KentuckyBallistics & DemolitionRanch

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

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Have you started? Yeah, it's already recording. This is the intro. Wait, do we pop it yet? Or do we shoot first? We pop the shoot. Really? I hate this one one This one's the worst. What is that one? You're the worst yeah, I kind of am it's passion fruit. I'm gonna try to truly fashion Just make the sound when you crack it. Okay. I'll just go ready

three two 23 flavors. Oh, Batty, did you get yours? No, I didn't. Please. Is that one? Scott, here's yours. Oh, yeah, you're not.

Bet Batty. Batty said he would do all. You like revolvers, right? Yeah. Your big gun gun? Yes. Okay, so since you're not drinking and you like revolvers, we're playing Russian roulette. One of those is vodka the rest are water

so You can't smell it. Once you touch it, you have to grab it and shoot it instantly Oh my gosh This is me, I heard this now Yeah, this is what we're tinkin' to What if they're all vodka? I can confirm they're not, I wouldn't let them be like that I know, I that. They're all

Tink and sink 100% water I got water To I was like Jim Gold like no you're no we don't care about your gym He's not taking any shots he took a shot within seconds No, we don't care about your gym. I don't care if you want to pitch 405. He said he's not taking any shots. He took a shot within seconds. But you didn't know that? There is one vodka in there.

Oh, see, I just thought you were joking with me. No, there's 100%. I'm just so upset. You just said it. I would have been all over. I would have just, that's like, vroom, click. It's like, now there's a bullet. We're not joking, bro. We're all in for it.

I'm close. All right, so whenever he does something, he has to take another one. Yeah. I'm not risking it now. If he cusses, if he cusses. Not risking it. Oh, yeah. You have never cussed a single time in a video.

Never. We were discussing this. He's not going to cuss. Nope. Whenever he looks at me lovingly, he does that a lot. He's doing it right now. We have to spin the chamber.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, though. We got to... Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast. As always, we have Eli Double Top, myself, Batty Streams, and our beautiful, wonderful, amazing, just so... Take a shot.

Take a shot sexy Scott from Kentucky ballistics and Matt's here too. Hi We're here doing stuff episode 100. Oh, yeah It's a big deal way to go I'm not gonna clap I am because I am proud of you I Didn't think they'd do it. I didn't think we'd do it either. Matter of fact, we almost did it. That's actually why I'm just here now. Because they've been asking for a while.

And I'm like, I'm going to wait and see. Get to 100 and then I'll show up. So here I am. Yeah, I'll come again after this. Oh, man. Today was chaos. It was first admin calls. It's like, hey, I I missed my flight. I'm like

Yeah, can I just say that oh you? Know no, I just want to say that I'm your I'm your backup like yeah I don't recall that min first in Kentucky first, and then you're like Matt. No one else can get here And we know you're desperate so I had my dad turned it down. I was like fuck We went to Drew first. Give me these. But you saved us like admin was like, I didn't. What you said, just read the thing.

He forgot to read for a minute. How to read. It's the ball. It's right there in the thing. He forgot how to read for a minute. He doesn't know how to read. It's the ball of college. Right there in the eyes. And then I really upset you. Dude, he, I couldn't resist. I couldn't help it. What'd you do?

I called him. I called him. You told him you couldn't come? Well, yeah, he answered. He goes, hey, buddy, I just want to make sure you're still good for tonight. Like, you're coming. Admin dropped out. And I go, hey, I got to stop you right there, man.

That was good. I can't make it tonight and i'm really sorry he goes no no no he's like why would you do that and i was like i couldn't help it waiting all day being like he was like my stomach just completely turned when you said that because he was gonna do a just mad episode i guess i'm always got matt hey we're just gonna cancel today i mean he probably didn't help that so i was real sick yesterday i don't know what the fuck i ate but i was fucked up had a migraine all night woke up today and you know i was like yeah i'm at the house early i'm like why why are you here well then this is after i called you earlier today it's like hey demos covered we're good no I mean before demo you just mentioned uh admin yeah I said admin

got thing but I have demos covered down so I was like yeah you just woke up at 1 p.m I was at the gym like he's living the. He's living the life man. Just wait 7 a.m. Yeah You go to bed at 7 then you sleep until like you I'm usually up at 11 Oh my we could talk at like I sometimes think about texting you at like 630 when I'm up in the boy I'm up, so I can text you yeah, that's crazy, but not a day. No not a day, but you don't all right I'm gonna text you at 630 tomorrow morning. Just laying down. What are you doing?

Taking the kids to school. We're not the same. We're not the same. Starting a normal, productive life. We're not the same. We're not the same. So, Batty, call him and that. And then I'm like, okay, Batty knows everyone's covered. We're good.

Fucking five, I'm getting everything set up six restaurants have been established you are very adamant on bernie italian and then baddie's not responding to anything so i'm like bro i was in my room cleaning my house yes like baddie question mark so yeah you on your way calls whats. What's up? I called and I'm like, what? It's like 30 minutes. We have the podcast. Huh? I think we know who's carrying the team on this podcast.

You're welcome. He was like, isn't that tomorrow? I was like, we literally talked four hours ago. Bro, when we talked this morning, I wasn't. This morning. I still can't believe that you go to bed at 7. Yeah, why? Because I'm gaming.

That is a night shift. I used to work the graveyard shift as a cop. I go to bed at 6 in the morning. I hated it. And you're like still doing it. You stream until 1. I usually stream until like 1 or 2. 2 recently. I've been more on that too.

And then you just play games. No, dude. After that, usually that's like one or two, two recently. I've been more on that too. And then you just play games. No, dude. After that, usually that's like my afternoon. You guys get home from work at like three or four. Yeah. You catch up on some episodes or whatever. Literally just usually I'm putzing around the house. I'm working on my D&D shit, whatever it may be.

That's like my afternoon. I just, I have never been that, I mean, I had to be a morning person for a while. I fucking hated it. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. I get it. never been that more i mean i had to be a morning person for a while i fucking hated that makes it that makes sense yeah i get like i like i'd rather get up at like i'd rather be in bed by like you know asleep by five or so but i recently i've been my schedule a little bit fucked but you got some crazy circadian rhythms it's broken i am broken so you have like a room that's completely blacked

out no you're sleeping with sunshine yeah 100 curtains. What wait you don't have curtains. We have nice shades Doesn't bother me at all this is I like it because when I start to wake up helps me get up quick so hold up We can watch you sleep from outside your bedroom. Ah You need to get a ladder. It's like those weird like like there's the regular windows and there's like the little fucking windows I think that's I have a ladder you need to do an intro with you just watching. That is not in that episode. What's better than a well marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue, a well marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by

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Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. According to that, that's the whole intro. Literally just climb the ladder and just selfie film you just staring at the camera while you're sleeping. At noon. That's the whole intro. Literally just climb the ladder and just selfie film you just staring at the camera at noon. That's it.

It's going to be a watch. That's a Jocko. I'll wear boxers that night. Thanks. What do you wear most nights? No, I think he's making the joke he wears nothing. No, I wear boxers.

I'm a big sweaty man, dude. Yes, you are. I try to just like slip. Fuck. Do you wear, you look like you wear pajamas when you sleep. I don't know why. With the stocking cap? Yeah, exactly, the stocking cap.

He's just walking around with a butt flap. With the stocking cap? Yeah, exactly, the stocking cap. He's just walking around with a butt flap. Is it the onesie or are they matching tops and bottoms? Oh, I don't know. He could go either way. And do I have slippers? I don't do you. You definitely have slippers.

No, you got slippers. When you get out of bed, I can picture you, like, slipping your feet in. It's actually the complete opposite, completely naked. Are you? I sleep completely naked. God, it God so hot Night it's I don't want clothes restricting me. I'm sleeping. I gotta be that's it. I'm with right there The only problem is naked though completely. Yeah But I never knew you socks guy

Just socks. I'm completely naked. You know defending my home That's the only advantage with that staff has seen that happen We heard a fucking clank in the house and I was like just up grab gun light on I was like clearing the house naked And I come back to like no one's there Mike just balls It could also work as a tactical advantage though like I turn on the light around Not naked I actually sleep in just boxer briefs yeah, I got a I got a belt that just clips around you know like you Don't need to like you at the bedside belt. What's yeah? Super I got it so I can like clip on and then I have mags and a holster. The grenade.

Who's breaking? Is a team breaking in your house? If you hear a bump in the night, you're putting a whole belt on. You're Batman. So this started because I had a bump in the night and I wished I had more mags. You want to hear about my bump in the night? Yes. No, next story.

The ending is very boring. No, go on. Let's build it up. Let's hear it. I'm ready. No, there was just, I was, mayor was out very boring. No, go on. But let's build it up. Let's hear it. I'm ready. No, there was just, I was, mayor was out of town. I'm working out. You were alone?

I had the kids. So the kids are all asleep and I'm like, well, it's nine o'clock, kids are in bed, I'm gonna go work out. So I'm working out and then I finish at 10 o'clock and I look out the window and there's a truck in my driveway and I was like, oh shit, why is there a truck at 10 o'clock in the driveway? This is a gated driveway. That was not there. No, it's no it's not gate we didn't have a gate we didn't have a gate yet oh okay so it's gonna like makes it way more terrifying yeah so everyone knows where he lives watch me build it and and then so i run downstairs turn all lights off and i go look and i can see

there's no one in this truck and i'm like someone drove a truck and parked and now they're outside my house so i get a gun and i, and now they're outside my house. So I get a gun, and I'm going through every window of my dark house looking outside. I'm like, check all the doors. Everything's still locked. I'm like, they're outside somewhere. And I'm like, I'm going outside.

So anyway, I sneak. It's a very uneasy feeling. It's very uneasy, yeah. Because I was like, man, I should just wait inside, protect my kids. But I was like, then he might just drive away, and I'll never know what it was. So I was like, I'm going outside.

I'm going to be defensive. won't be offensive yeah so I went out I snuck out a door in the dark the best defense did you lock the door after you left no I was gonna stay near it so I snuck out I want to just go into the shadows so I snuck out a door that may all dark in the back and I go out I'm like walking around I hear someone talking like shit. There's two guys here didn't he was not prepared for that. No Did you drop the mag Really wish I had two mags But I so I go out there and it turns out it was just dudes working on my pool at 10 o'clock at night and you

Shot one I kill I killed I killed one and I said tell the others so no And you shot one of them. I killed one, and I said, tell the others. So, no. The dude was just like, sorry, man, and I was so pissed. I was like, why would you be here at 10 o'clock at night? And the dude went to the back of my house. He was like, I left your pump on earlier today, so I came back to turn it back off. And I'm like, you didn't call me or knock on the door or anything? He's like, oh, shit. Sorry, dude.

This is Texas, brother. And I was so pissed. It's like you didn't even realize that you lived there. You'd never come back here again. So then, like, the next week, he came back out to work on the pool. And he was like, hey, I have to come out on Friday. And I was like, I won't be here Friday. Just my wife will be here.

And I was like, you better come before 5 or she will shoot you. I was like, I've given her permission. So anyway, because of that, I bought a belt so i have extra mag so like i just clip and i'm ready to go see that's smart i just got my one mag i'll make it work yeah but what's the what's the what's the firearm what is it it's my little 300 black you got some you got some ammo on that yeah i got 30 rounds i'm gonna. I'm a first rodeo. My belt has extra Glock mags and an extra AR mag in case I want to go with the AR. But do you have the pistol with you and the rifle? I got a...

Well, no. So I just... I think most times I would just want a pistol. Why? I don't know. What the fuck? But if I wanted a rifle, I have a rifle there too and it's loaded and ready to go. And my belt has an extra mag just in case

Pistols I don't know I can run a pistol pretty good He's cleared out like this Never know he's sleeping during the day see I know so no flashlights he needs no flashlights i'd be more uh alerted if i was him because that's a that's home invasion no that's called his landlord Barbara, just bleed now up front. Why is your grass mowed? Mr. Batty, you shot Barbara with a.45 and a 9. Can you explain that, please? He's in court explaining why she has two different caliber bullet holes. What is that movie where it's like the guy who plays Harry Potter

and he's got the two guns and he's a rogue? Glocks, something at Kimbo. He's just like, guns at's just like guns like that's bad oh my god that's me without the robe yeah what's your bedside you know i kind of want to i kind of want you to guess i mean you already guessed like how a revolver yeah i picture you less lever action shotgun you're definitely 45 70 government lever action yeah i mean nope it's pretty basic ar ar 15 30 round mags so you want to y'all got short barrels on these ars or no huh y'all short bros okay because i was like i wouldn't want to do a long barrel

clearing a house i still got the long barrel yeah well you're a big dude it's fine yeah but not suppressed nope god you're an asshole to your family. Or is this going to be loud, man? You're going to wake everyone up when you murder someone. There's an intimidation factor to that, too, though. If I start shooting at you and suppress her. Yeah, that's intimidating. Yeah. You're going to be super loud.

You're going to be like, oh, I'm getting shot at. So is your family. Follow me. Soup, soup, soup, soup. What's going on? What suppressor are you shooting at? Sir. This one's just acting up.

Soup, soup. All right. What's just like rousing? your suppressor doesn't sound like that Suppressor Eli Your sir, that's what my 9,000 baffle suppressor looks like sorry 69 So you just think you're Matt walking out that giant suppressor just like wobbling it down the hallway you like shot it It's it's it's not accurate that thing becomes a baffle strike City Oh, it doesn't just bounce around. Oh, you're shooting at a target

That's what 30 yards away, and it's like six feet left two feet high it goes right No it actually it like barely touches them, but it's enough to throw those bullets everywhere. Oh, shit. The bullet is just going like this. It's like, what? It's like a tube. And it just exits and goes where it wants. I was surprised at that. I was like, you can aim. Eli was scared. Yeah.

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Well, blown up. I got shot. Thank you for your service. By the gun. The gun shot. That's how it usually works. No, the gun itself was the projector. The bullet shot a gun at him.

That's what happened. That really is what happened. The bullet shot a gun at you. The bullet, yeah, shot pieces of the gun at him That really is what the bullet shot a gun at you. Yeah shot pieces of the gun at me. Yeah That'll be two years in April. I still see Conspiracy theories about this online and it's it's beautiful every time Like I recreated it and did the exact same One of my favorites is oh my god. What's the name of the company not? Serbu service service is doing it on purpose. They wanted to kill can they look trying to kill me You're sending you shitty guns that will hopefully blow up like he's drilling out

The other ones you're completely incompetent, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably, I'm going to go with that one. Got these slap browns. I still think it was Matt. I mean, honestly, he was just trying to take me out. Who's this? Hi, I'm Tara Schmidt, a registered dietitian and host of On Nutrition, a podcast from Mayo Clinic where we dig into the latest nutrition trends and research to help you understand what's health and what's hype.

There's a lot of wild stuff out there, so we'll be keeping it science-based, research-informed, and practical. Mayo Clinic's On Nutrition, new episodes every other week, wherever you get your podcasts. This other wholesome guy, now he's dying. New episodes every other week, wherever you get your podcasts. Put a thumb in it. I bet we could almost go down. Who would sacrifice? Send these slab rounds to Scott. Well, what stinks is Kentucky didn't, you know, die. We were going to sell in memorial, and we're going to be like, we're going to donate all these to his family, and then we wouldn't have.

That would have been awesome. The designs were already made. He emailed you. He's like, I made it, guys. They're like, fuck. They're like, peeling them off to We're gonna actually Leslie your emails me right before and like I need to these product approvals like what are these even for? Shoot those the wrong ones don't worry about That was just a joke, man. Sorry. That's so weird.

Why is Leslie fired? Three days later, boom. Who the fuck sent that to Scott? He knows now. We had made so many jokes beforehand. Being like, man, we're overdoing the group. We really did. We had talked about it. God, it must have been.

It was a couple months prior because it was still in our text group with all of us. And it was like, man, we're really overdue for an accident or a death in the group. You really took one for the team there, Scott. Thanks, bro. He did. He volunteered his tribute. It's a good story, though. Yeah.

It's a great story. You'll laugh about it someday. It's like there's a lot more to the story I don't know about. Oh, yeah. Quick five-second synopsis. He shot a gun. Slapped around. It was too much.

Kapoo. 50 BMG. 15-inch scar. Put thumb. Only 15. Yeah. I had to survive by shoving a thumb in my throat and plugging my jugular no big deal Why did you put your other thumb in your nevermind? It makes sense in the moment, Matt. I'm just picturing your dad's driving you

and you're like, yeah. Son, stop, please. How do you stop guys? I will make you walk. You will walk to the hospital. He just stops and licks at you. Sorry. Wait, which thumb was...

This one? Oh, that was dirty. This one smells like pennies. That's the right one. Okay, okay. There we go. It goes right back in here. So I have a fantastic list of questions for the boys.

First, we'll do with the nice ones. We'll start nice. Easy. I don't know about this. Don't look at me. I know. He doesn't tell me things. No.

I like to see Batty's raw reaction. He doesn't even tell you what time the podcast is or what day. To be fair, that was also true, though. I didn't know. I did tell you. I knew the day. I didn't know the time. The day.

You didn't know it was today, though. Well, I did, but I didn't. I did did tell you. I knew the day. I didn't know the time. The day. You didn't know it was today, though. Well, I did, but I didn't. I did, but I ignored it. I knew the day, but I didn't. I just didn't know it. So it's not my fault. Okay, so we have, we got both of the big gun tubers. And me.

The three big gun tubers. Just crushing the game out there. What are your top three favorite gun tubers? Okay. And then I'm going to ask you the same question. Number one, go. How many gun tubers are there? I don't know.

You've got to remember them. Okay. Does Donut count? I don't think he counts, right? I actually really like Donut's video, but I don't think he counts, right? I actually really like Donut's video, but I don't think he's a gun tuber. I would say Kentucky, not because he's sitting next to me and can bench a lot of weight. Don't get a different one last time.

I need to leave the room when he says this. I really like Grand Thumb because he's doing something totally different. And it's, I don't know, he's cool. He's a cool guy. Yeah, informative. And I don't watch his entire videos because I get kind of bored. Like, with gun reviews.

But he's so good at it. Like, I get why he gets so many views. Like, that dude's videos are next level. But number three, the number three. Who else would I, I don't know. What are the? I want to hear yours. I got to think about other gun tubers.

I don't really watch a whole lot of other gun tubers. Are you sure? I remember a video you did like five years ago when you mimicked or mocked all the gun tubers. Yeah. You can't think of any of them now? No, I know them all. I'm trying to think who my other favorite. Like Hickok's a great guy.

I don't watch a lot of his videos but i really like him as a person so are you saying like as videos i like to watch i don't know let's go to kentucky now okay and i'll think about it number one and two continue um so let's see i'm trying to think if you say matt first i swear i'll come over this thing i like matt now like if i'm sitting down to like eat lunch and I'm looking for something to watch, it will either be Matt or Grantham or Brandon Herrera. Oh, yeah.

Brandon's my favorite too. I forgot. Honestly, I probably watch Brandon more than anybody. I watch all of Brandon's videos. Because I don't watch the news ever, but Brandon will actually kind of talk about some. Current events. Current events.

And so. And he doesn't even know 9-11 was. It was crazy. And Brandon doesn't care. I have the number you called. I know how to do that. It's weird they wind up like that. Yeah, I like to listen to him just because he,

and I like his gun meme reviews and stuff. Like, I just want something to watch, just like giggle a little bit and eat my food. I really don't watch a whole lot of YouTube, though. I have some drama. Continue. Okay, my vote is Brandon, because I do watch, and I'll watch his entire videos.

I think Grant's videos are better, but I am more interested in Brandon's, if that makes any sense. Mike, could you get down to 10 minutes? Why are you changing yours all of a sudden after I said what I said? Because you were right, I forgot about Brandon. Brandon, I said your name first. I'm sorry I forgot about Brandon.

I said Brandon first, Brandon. Remember that. I love you more than Matt. He is great. I have some drama. I'm going to stir some stuff up. Okay. That other guy that was supposed to be here tonight? Yeah. Admin?

Can't read. Can't read. And Brandon. And Brandon. Brandon was supposed to be here tonight too? Yep. Brandon's Can't read. And Brandon. And Brandon. Brandon was supposed to do it and not do it? Yep. Brandon's gonna look at his phone. He's like, I have so much work to do.

He's gonna be like, fuck. Sorry, I'd ignore you, I do. Okay. I've never seen a single administrative results video. Ever. And I feel bad about it. I need to watch them because everybody's talking about them, but I've never seen one ever.

Everybody just says it's like Grantham. Like more memes. I've just never watched it. It's like Grantham, but it's different. It's like Brandon and Grantham. I told David, my cameraman, that and he was like, you should watch it. They're funny.

I was like, I don't know. I never have. I'm going to subscribe to it right now, actually. That will make me watch it. I never even think about it. They're funny. And I was like, I don't know. I just I never have. I'm going to subscribe to it right now, actually, because that'll make me watch it. I never even think about it. So, hey, admin, we've met like once. I'm subscribing and I'm going to start watching your videos. You might be my favorite gun channel soon or I might be like, oh, man, I got unsubscribed. Unsubscribed. Two weeks when it comes out.

I'm unsubscribed already. Look, look, here it is. can confirm subscribed you know what's really interesting about him though is like i don't feel like you see new gun channels just rising like no you've got like your big guys and like they stay big and then like i don't feel like there's many that just he's definitely in that very unique category that's i, one reason I haven't done anything gun related on YouTube is because I have no desire to try to grind through that shit. I remember when Kentucky was there,

where like I was surprised. That was years ago. I know, but I remember I was a big gun channel and I remember hearing about Kentucky and I kind of watched a little bit of it and then he reached out and wanted- Yeah, he watched was like I hate this he reached out and wanted to collab and I was like he wanted to collab and I was like I don't really know and then he started blowing up and I kind of thought no literally I thought Matt blue Matt real funny Matt

I can remember going to Matt and shot show like my channel was small and I was like hey Demotion rich and I run over them like hey Matt. Hey, I'm like you like film or something, you know, like I'm not like yeah. Okay cool guy And it's like, he's super green. And then I call my wife like, sweetheart, he's going to do, he's going to film with me. And he's like, no, but yeah, like I remember when I didn't think any more gun channels were going to make it.

It was so hard. Yeah. And Kentucky was there and he like blew up. And man, the battle of Ontario is on and fan duels. Your home for live betting the series with features like live SGPs, build a parlay, any game,

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No, you can't. Because back when Kentucky made it, I didn't think anyone can make it. And now more channels are still making it currently. I will. I will. I just say it's harder now, though.

No, 100%. You're wrong. We started a podcast when every L, everybody in the but that's not firearms i'm just saying like okay hold on hold on podcast people are like um do you know how many people do this if me and my bros talk we could do this that's true for sure two episodes and they're like it's boring it's not paying off but like i when i started demolition ranch i thought

gun channels couldn't make anymore because there was fps r and Hickok. And they were so huge. And I was like, I'm just going to make a channel just for fun. Because I'm never going to. There's already big gun channels. And I did it. And then he came up years later. And then admin's coming up now. I mean, Grantham and Brandon Herrera just came up in the last couple years.

Fucking blew up. Blew up. And so, yeah, dude, start a gun channel today. Because in a few years, I guarantee there's's gonna be new channels you've never heard of. Guarantee it. You're guaranteeing it. I will personally guarantee. Somebody is gonna go into debt.

Someone. Buying guns to start a channel and their whole life is gonna collapse. Two years from now. Because you said guarantee. Two years from now. Your wife is gonna divorce them. Two years from now, I personally guarantee

that there is a channel that doesn't exist now that will exist in two years and they will have 500,000 subscribers, a gun channel, and I will make a video with them. Wow. Hit me up in two years. I'm starting my gun channel tomorrow, everyone. If you can head over to... Unless it's Batty. Then the deal is null and void.

In five years. I don't believe so at this point. You're wrong. I've seen it for a decade. You know what he just did? He just created two lists. One list will consist of one person who actually makes it. Reaches out and says, man, I did it.

You've got to film me. The other list will consist of about 5,000 people. Nine million people. Dead up to their eyeballs. And they all want to come after you. They all came and bought. You're going to need that Batman belt. They bought Phantom cameras and all kinds of stuff. without having the base. Yeah, this is your yep

We talked about that at dinner one night about how I was tonight Like how there are a lot of people out there who spent a lot of money and a lot of stuff trying to make a YouTube Channel successful you don't just doesn't work. Yeah That's every business. I mean, shit content, shit content. It doesn't matter if it's 4K shit. You know what I mean? I can watch them fail in 4K, 60 FPS.

There's a lot of risk involved. I mean, how long not if you do it that way, but not necessarily. I mean, I started with a cheap camera, and you can film with an iPhone. How many episodes of our podcast did we film with an iPhone? There's no episodes of our podcast that we yeah, y'all Start there's no risk involved unless you take risk true like you don't have to the content is king not just spin them and you're like all right that was for

you I did not look at you that's I'm just joking about it it's always good when you have to tell them your joke. I'm just kidding, bro. I like you. I don't have a million subscribers. No, a lot of people think it is like, oh, if I get the best camera, if I do this, then it seems like that would be the right answer. But you don't. It's like beats. But no big YouTuber has ever said, you got to get a nice camera to start.

They all say camera doesn't matter as much as content. You were filming on a potato for years. I know, and everybody made fun of us. No, for real. I show up to film with like the demo ranch. Oh, trust me, I know. I'm here for the first time filming in which- Eli gets an eye twitch whenever he comes and watches me,

or he used to. Dude, when you did- He's got a setup now. AR versus AK, and I remember you were just like, oh, we'll just film it like this. I'm like. Yeah, Eli was pissed. I just film it like this. I'm like Eli was pissed. I was looking at the set. He's like. Oh, he's just going okay. Just auto auto everything I don't everything this guy is white blown out. I'm like I'm gonna not question it. I'm gonna It was just a tiny little camera. I was like cool. So where's the camera?

Trust me I still get carbonation breaks to carve or whatever Go was that the one with Matt best yeah, yeah, man. Go 11 million views I hurt my soul and then it's the best cuz they show up I'm used to like pre-plant working with Freddie and like rocky all them. It's like pre-plan look okay. We show up. I'm used to like pre-plan, working with Freddy and like Rocket. All of them, it's like pre-plan, like, okay. We show up, he's like, oh, I don't know. We're going to like this way. We'll probably shoot that tree, maybe that rock. I don't know.

There was a snake. There was a snake? A real snake? Yeah, that water moccasin. Oh, yeah. And it went into like the leaves and we just started unloading on the leaves. We have no idea if we hit it. No, because then it was like,

and then I started laughing because we were like, what does that mean? So it was like dying. I thought we couldn't find it. It was dying. And it was like this. And it was rotating. And there was a bullet hole in it.

And then Matt did this. I'm going to put it out of its misery. I was like, fucking solid. He's a vet. He's going to know how to do this. He gets the small stick and starts smacking it. Oh, yeah. That snake.

How did you forget about the stick snake? That was three something years ago. I don't know. He was like this. Like punishing. It was a very small stick. You had guns? Yes. You hit it with a stick? Oh, yeah. It ran out of ammo. I hate snakes.

That's fair. You were just because we were making fun of you because you were just whapping it with a fucking flimsy stick. I was like, bro, you're a vet. What the fuck are you doing? That's how you do it. Probably not even a poisonous snake. And we were all like. Oh, my God.

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I'm going to give thanks. I'm going to thank you guys the most though. But first, Patty, thank you so damn much for all the work and sticking through things and just crushing it. Always having a smile on your face and always being positive. Always wanting to work no matter what time I'm doing crazy scheduling and all that shit. You'll still show up and you still crush it. From your smile to your personality, I truly appreciate you, buddy.

Thank you so goddamn much. Truly. Donut, thank you so much for everything, for being part of this for as long as you did and sticking around. I know life got busy and it sucks. But, hey, you look way better now and you look happy. So thank you for your friendship. Thank you for everything you've done, my man. Truly appreciate you from the bottom of my heart. Fuck you beautiful son of a biscuit. Hey, big shout out to you, my man. You the level of editing and skill you have is phenomenal. And what you bring to the podcast is absolutely needed.

You really complete the puzzle of this team. So we are truly honored and lucky to have you. I couldn't ask for a better person to be part of this. So thank you so much for everything you do, my man. Like, truly, thank you. All the guests that have come on this show, there's too many to list. There's Brandon, Grant, Mike, Matt, Caleb, JT. The list goes on. Savvy, my beautiful Savvy. Every guest that has come on. Chris and what?

The list is too big. Guys, thank you. Thank you all so much for coming on, giving the podcast an opportunity, being yourselves, drinking, having a good time. That, at the end of the day, is what Unsub is about. Most importantly, and not least, literally the most important piece to thank, all you out there. I mean it.

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Saloom. Enjoy the episode. Oh, that was... Okay, so... Oh, no. This is the easier one. What do you mean easier? You did the easy one already. No, now we're just answering your question. Yeah. Brandon's better than everybody. Yeah, I watched an entire Brandon Herrera episode

every time he puts it out. I'm mad. Why? Because I hate to say it, but I do the same. Yeah. I'm the worst. I'll be honest. I try not to watch other people a lot of times

because I don't want to get ideas from other people. So I try to avoid it. I'll see it. I don't know. Basically, Brandon doing gun meme reviews and stuff, I'm i try to avoid it like i'll see it like i'm just i don't know like basically brandon doing gun meme reviews and stuff it's like i'm never gonna do anything like that so it's like i can watch that be safe that my brain's not gonna come up with something similar why what don't reinvent the wheel well i mean realistically though he's like hard thing rifle meme review kentucky meme. Kentucky meme review. I'm doing it.

Doing it now. So on Twitch, it's a similar thing. There's a lot of streamers that do a lot of crazy things, and I happen to be one of the few that do lots of camera work. And then since I've done all this camera work, the amount of people that have come out after it that have done a lot of cool camera work that have succeeded, it's like, why reinvent the wheel?

I'm not going to get mad that somebody's done what I've done because it's real. I took that from somebody else. I just grabbed it and twisted it a little bit at this point it's 2023 there is very very few unique ideas left and that's what i'm saying at least at least in in our little realm of like you know say me you brandon the cool gun tubers grand thumb like the four horsemen yeah the four horsemen if it's different for us because like well heck you you text me i bought a nemo arms 300 windbag omen and i post the video and he texts me goes you suck and i was like what and he had posted me like he texted me like a few weeks before that i had beat you to something yeah no

yeah i did fiberglass body armor he's done fiberglass body armor I'm making body our family out of fiberglass and I post the video and someone's like this is like Matt's manhole video And I go how is this like him shooting a piece of steel? I go watch it and it's made of fiberglass Son of a I mean so same thing though i i watch y'all's content where i talked to y'all matt bought the your uh your mdr the the micron i was like i was looking at that now i gotta buy one now because if he puts the fucking video out they're gonna be unavailable for the next seven months yeah gosh that's probably what he wants to send you. I just connected you with... Oh, really? Yeah.

I think that me, you, Garantham, and Brandon should have a group text. We have a group text. Right, but we need to like brainstorm and make sure that... You need to read it. Like, what are you doing this week? Yeah. What are your plans? I'm doing this.

I'm about to spend $1,000 on pudding, Matt. Should I buy it or not? No, you already bought it pudding i love that and that's a truthful statement it's like oh no you're good bro i just did mayonnaise just did pudding i just bought so much pudding i don't remember what it was i bought a lot of something i was going to shoot a lot i can't remember what it was and i came to your place to film and i saw it and i was like so you're just forcing your wife to eat sauerkraut for years now i was like are you uh you what are you doing that and you're like yeah we're filming that

tomorrow and i was like cool like what am i gonna do with all this does it always smell like old cheese like nachos it smells pretty bad out there during the summer. Yeah. Yeah. That smells really bad. And then, like, there's trees all around that block the wind, so the air is still. Oh, man. Yeah. It's bad during the summer. You're so brave. And then half the stuff I shoot sits in a barn for, like, two months.

I heard you tell me that the first time. You'll shoot mayonnaise, but it's not just mayonnaise. Like, it's old mayonnaise. It's nasty. Well, you brought them. Was it that mayonnaise or milk you brought for them, the Russian rou. But it's not just mayonnaise. It's all mayonnaise. It's nasty. Well, you brought them. Was it that mayonnaise or milk you brought for them, the Russian roulette? That was fresh, though. Oh, yeah.

It was fresh mayo. That wasn't fresh. It sat in our barn for a while. Yeah, you're like, it was fresh by two months in the sun. Brandon got the mayo to the face on that one. Man, that was rough. That was a cool video. That was a good video.

How many views did that one get? That's got over a million. That's had to have more than that. I thought it had over a million in was a cool video. That was a good video. How many views did that one get? That's got over a million. That's had to have more than that. I thought it had over a million in like a couple days. I haven't looked, but it's been a while. But yeah, I know we got over a million. Those videos always do good. The Kentucky Roulette. It's just fun. Everyone's genuine reactions of like, because you're nervous. Yeah, you don't

want to get that on you also. Yeah. Kentucky Roulette. Crazy. Somebody had to do some Kentucky Roulette. That would have been so good if you got that vodka the He's good and you shot I was like, you know, it's just a joke I was like no there was actually vodka What what content do you watch that outside of hey gun content that shit? What is your next favorite style of content to watch though? Yeah, you have to have another youtuber. You're like oh man. I got one There's

two like oh man i got one people always ask me i forget i'm there's descriptions real quick there's two maybe three there's three channels i watch every single video all the way through donut operator brandon herrera no offense kentucky um and whistling diesel y'all seen this dude i love i think like i will always prep that give that kid a... Hey, you posted an unsub thing on his thing. Did you see it? I was like, oh. I was like, because it blew up. And I was like, hey, I didn't say anything bad. Okay.

Because I look at him as a marketing genius when it comes to that shit. Oh, he's good. Oh, like the Ferrari. I don't know how he did that one. How'd you do that one? I'm pretty pumped about the Ferrari. I've been waiting for more of it. Oh, I know. What else that one. How'd you do that one? I'm pretty pumped about the Ferrari. I'm like, I've been waiting for more of it. Oh, I know.

What else are you going to do with it, man? But he, I watch all three of those guys. I watch their videos all the way through because it's interesting. It's different. Dude, it's so different. Fucking crush it. Whistling dude, like his night. I don't watch a lot of YouTubers unless it's specific style of content.

And that's one where it's like his big videos and Nike, the Ferrari, like I'm like. Yeah. Okay. I watch Cletus too. You watch Cletus McFarlane? I watch his stuff, but I don't watch the whole thing. Cause I don't know.

I'm not into drag racing as much, but like I love cars. So it's super fun watching a lot of his stuff. Don't a media or? I'm big. I need a sub to him. I watched a few of his and i really like they featured you many times yeah i've seen i've seen myself on there a few times but i need to sub to him because he does have he's funny dude they do it's funny fuck up really look at how

recent like seven million subs i'm subscribing right now yeah they're bigger than two in one night damn bro yeah they just blew up but they have a very good formula for their content yeah it's very good yeah they got a team helping right i mean oh at that oh yeah they have oh yeah it's like doug uh subscribed do you watch doug doug demuro yeah the car guy yeah i i don't watch all of his because usually it's cars i don't care about but when it's a cool car i'll watch him i'm subbed to him dude he is like that's one where camera angles, that doesn't matter. Like, I just, he is like the autism of car facts. I'm breaking down the car.

He's just quirky and nerdy, and he doesn't care. Don't worry, I can say autism. My kid has it. He does too. He doesn't like Ruben. Eli does too. Mine's just minor. It's not.

It's not. It's not minor. But he breaks them down like everything that's why i was like oh man and he's a businessman he just sold his car i know i heard dude that dude's got some that's a coin now no good job doug doug let me drive your porsche also he has my dream car he has a like a 2005 for gt it's my dream car and he just bought my dream car. He has like a 2005 Ford GT. It's my dream car. And he just bought his dream car, which is the Carrera GT. The Carrera GT. My other dream car is the, what is it, 918 Spyder Porsche.

Oh, my. One of those. It's stupid fast. Yeah, they're crazy. Electric and gas. Let's go. I know. When I was talking to Andy for Sella, that's why he sent like a story.

He had a story of driving, and I seen the McLaren Logan, but I was like, wait, hold up that. I was like, Andy, did you buy a McLaren P1? He's like, yeah. I was like, you fuckhead. I was like, congratulations. First off. That's crazy. Second, what the fuck, bro?

That is. Do you know what a McLaren P1 is? Yeah. And this is now one of his many. That's great. He's got a bunch. Yeah. He's a good dude.

All right, Scott, what are your YouTubers? Your go-tos that aren't guns? Donut Media, which you said that already. Donut Operator. Oh, anytime. He posted such random times. I'll be like, super random. My phone will go off at like 2 in the morning.

I'm like, ugh. He doesn't care. Yeah, he doesn't have a time frame. Now it's okay to be up at 2 in the morning. I didn't say it was okay. I'm just saying. He looks at his algorithm and he's like, I don't care. It was green.

I posted it. It's just green. Most of my viewers are on a Wednesday at 2 p.m. I'm going to post it at 3 a.m. And then Whistling Diesel. I will actually stop. If I'm not busy like if i was like editing a video and it popped up that he had just posted i'm gonna look and see what it is because i i love destruction and i love what he's doing my wife was having a baby and i said hold up

i gotta go watch this video and i ran out in the hallway. The amount. I got a bone to whistle a deep. The amount of videos or intros to videos I've seen on his fucking Instagram or some bullshit. And then I go to watch it and the rest of the series isn't out yet. That's what irks me. What are you talking about? The amount of videos he's posted where it's like the first part of something. Then like seven months goes by. And then you get the.

I don't think that's true. It's very true. When he started his helicopter in his garage he didn't have a video that was such a good i i was in my kitchen just cackling i didn't care about that i was was like, you gotta watch this. I'll give Whistle Deuce something to clip. That was dumb. I was so bored. I was like, I don't care about this. Go back to smashing Ferraris. He ruined them sneakers.

He only lives like two hours from me. And I meant to go out there and film with him a few times, but we just haven't connected since then. But I'm really jealous. I want to come and watch him destroy a Ferrari. I don't even want to be in the video. I just want to be there and watch. Like, I don't even get to be in it.

I just want to sit there and just watch him destroy a $400,000 car. It's going to bring me so much joy. That's what makes you. I would love this. I think this is great. So much. Dude, as a car guy, like, watching him just beep. In that Ferrari.

I have a Whistlin' Diesel story. As a car guy, watching him just beep. In that Ferrari. I have a Whistlin' Diesel story. The first time I ever met him was Granger Smith. He was filming a music video called Diesel. Last year. Granger had me out to blast a big brush pile with a flamethrower in the music video. Then they said, we're going to have Whistlin' Diesel there with his big Monster Max truck. I told my wife, I was like, so, yeah, Cody's going to be there.

And I don't know. I'm not getting in a vehicle with him. I'm just not doing it. I'm not getting in the truck. That's a safe bet. Was this after this? No, I can't remember. Yeah, I was after that. Yeah.

That makes sense. That makes sense. You're just like this. You're like, not today. It's sort of tingling, youling. I'm like, huh? I was like, I'm not getting in a car with him. So I show up. Everyone meets and stuff.

Cool. And right off the bat, the director's like, all right, Granger, I need you in the monster truck with Whistlin' Diesel and Scott. Need you in the monster truck. And I go, no. No, I'm not getting in there. And he's like, no, I need you in there. And I go, so I climb in there. I was like, that's where I got the monster truck? And I go, no, I'm not getting in there. And he's like, no,

I need you in there. And I go, so I climb in there. I was like, I said I wouldn't get in the car with him. He had to tell him twice. And so I'm like,

I'm nervous because I'm like, he's probably going to kill me. He's a responsible young man. So first thing he does is he drives over to this like, it's like a,

like a cliff, like just straight up. Yeah. Like we're not driving up that. And he just, we, he nails it, goes straight up it,

lands. And at this point, there was a director got in the truck too. And he starts going, oh guys, I think my leg is broken. And we're like, your leg's not broke.

He's like, no, it's broken. I need to get out of this truck. Your leg's not broken. And's like, no, it's broken. I need to get out of this truck. Your leg's not broken. And he just like climbs out of the truck. He's like, he's bailing now. Yeah, one time.

Yeah. And then we did it again. And then he broke his truck. But me and Granger were having a moment, though, making eye contact. Kind of like, hey, if you get out, I'll get out. We can both get out. We won't make fun of each other kind of thing. We toughed it out. Cody scared the crap out of me. But it was i'm surprised i just pictured that it's like hey

you're getting in there and you're like i was like scott you mean like question okay not me it's not me though right it was a lot of fun but i was legit nervous to get in there with him i mean he he knew what he was doing like he's done it a million, but I was legit nervous to get in there with him. He knew what he was doing. He's done it a million times, but I was just like, oh, my gosh, I may die today. Again, I may die today again. Who was this doing? God damn, yeah. Oh, and he broke it that night.

I'm surprised. It's so crazy. It's weird. Watch Max's back wheels. They were all just broken down and squatted. The second time he did it, it just snapped. And then later that night he was doing donuts on the field and it just fell apart. It was crazy.

Granger gave him a guitar though, so it was totally worth it. Here's the guitar though! He was like, Cody, I know you broke your monster truck, but here's an autographed guitar. It's a Yamaha. Those are good. Those are real good stuff betty you ever heard of uh ai yes artificial intelligence you know it have you ever tried wonder app on your cellular device that's crazy i just downloaded the premium version of wonder app what me too

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Old segment which is all superpowers. Oh, no. Oh, he doesn't have a superpower. He doesn't have a single superpower right now Do you know how this works? I don't know you gotta tell me all's so we all have we called the offenders the offenders Definitely we're super group like offenders. The offenders. Definitely. We're a super group. The offenders. Yeah, like the Avengers. I get it. But better. Yeah, way better.

So we have our guest pick a superpower, and then we get to offset their said superpower. So you have somebody like Batty, strength, super strength, can lift anything. He comes every time he lifts. Uncontrollably. Cody, don't. So it's like if, you know, there's a car flipped comes every time he lifts. Uncontrollably. Cody, donut. So it's like if, you know, there's a car flipped over, and everybody's like, pick it up. And he's like, okay.

There's kids in it. There's like cameras, and he's just. He's saving lives, but it's just embarrassing. Cody, he can fly. He has to yell racial slurs any time he's in flight. So section A, housing, not fun for fires. Cody. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yours. Oh, yeah, me? Yeah. I have two in every. No, there's only one. No, because it doesn't matter. It has been going back and forth on and through. You are the brown streak.

But I love crime cut. I can travel at the speed of light, but I can't interact with anything for five minutes. So I just like show up like, I can save you, man. I'm like, I can't. In a minute. I face through everything for five minutes. i just like show up like i can save you man i'm like i can't in a minute through everything for five minutes like just hold on no oh no you're burning alive that is pretty good this is brutal uh demo kid teleport i can teleport which is a great superpower anywhere how how do you teleport i have to murder a kitten every time I want to teleport. So I actually carry a bag, a satchel of kittens. It's like a bandolier. Just kittens.

And so I'm like, there's a guy in that burning building. I'm like, Your power requires sacrifice. And now I have to get back down, so His lore though is at this point of his superhero career, he like I need to I need to get a drink from the refrigerator We need you I need to come up with a super power. If you had a superpower anything Anything unless somebody else is taking it then fuck you. Yeah, but if you had a superpower, it's just like x-men only one person gets each power Definitely can't have any overlap. Well, that is already taking super strength

So I'm gonna knock that one off because I would totally. Does anybody have invisibility yet? That is the lamest superpower ever. It is lame. Angry cops has invisibility. But he is the lamest superpower. It is like your cops has invisibility But he has to masturbate in order to activate He'll never be caught I know what you're doing over there. Just imagine if he finishes, though. He's just kind of like, ah! He's got to keep going. Where could he be invisible and nobody would notice him? We don't have to keep talking about it. Who's making pudding right now?

Okay, then I guess if I can't have super strength, I would go with regeneration. Like, I can heal. Okay. I already got it. Cut something off off it's gonna grow back whatever like regeneration i mean this is topical this works so for you to regen you do have to put your thumb in it whether it's you or somebody else or something your

thumb's gotta be in it in what yes like he has to put his thumb in his butt? I like that way more. That's the offset. You have your... No, not a thumb. It is... It is a... Do we do six or 12? It is your object of power. It's your power object.

And you have to insert it in yourself. Just stop. Instead of a first aid kit, I'm carrying that with me. So in the battle... Yeah, it's a white claw. It's a white claw. So that is part of first aid kit. I'm hearing that yeah, so in the battle. Yeah, it's a white cloth So that is part of your battle kit. It's already inserted so you can region during the fire literally just No, what's wrong? He's like, just hurry up. His arm gets blasted out. It's like, what?

Oh, it's in order. But if he doesn't have it in, it's like one of us. Arm chopped. I'm like, oh, no. Matt, put it in. He's just like, guys, my arm's gone. I need your help. Help me.

Last time, Eli, you get it. Matt, get over help. I did it last time. Eli, you get it. Matt, get over here. I'm out of kittens. I can't help you. Matt just looks at the kitten. The kitten won't do it. Matty, it's under that car. Go with the car.

Okay, Kentucky, do you accept? I guess. I would have a choice. Oh, man. We have a new offender. Welcome. Welcome. Your superhero is just so exciting.

All right. Put it in. A reverse strap-on. It's so good. Wait, Betty, is that? Oh, no, it's still water. You're right. You can tell which one.

Yeah, I know which one it is. I. Is that it? Nope. That wasn't it. No, that's the one. You're right. You can tell which one. Yeah, I know which one it is. I. Was that it? Nope. That wasn't it. No, that's the one. You can tell. Yeah.

I noticed earlier. I was a little disappointed. Who else has superpowers? Literally everyone. What's Brandon's superpower? Oh, my God. This was dark. Yeah.

So Brandon. Okay. This is the only thing YouTube does get pissed off for whatever we gotta find a way around this No, you're good you're good Brandon Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds himself, which is Right. He plays the favorite character Deadpool Yeah, anytime it's like something bad's happened and like or if he passes or he's a bad day. Yeah and he's back to new so he's like something bad's happened and like or if he passes. Or he's having a bad day.

Yeah. And he's back to new. So he's like kind of like you, but he's a new body appears. He's on vacation. Ha ha. But his old body stays. Whatever happened, it's still there. And he doesn't remember what happened.

So it's a new day oh my god whatever that 24 hour period he's just like ha so if he wakes up next year he's like ah there's just a dead break so he just knows something bad happened he had a rough day it was monday that episode stayed yellow yeah those are the ones that's like the fastest thing on YouTube. They'll be like, uh-uh, you talked about Ryan Reynolds and yourself. What was Mike's? Grantham, what was his?

Spider senses, but his IQ went down to two. Green glob went. And then Micah had unlimited ammo, but he was blind any time he was shooting his gun. He picked unlimited ammo as a superpower? Yeah. He's like, I can shoot. I get unlimited ammo. He's like, cool, you're blind any time you access that.

You pull that trigger. All right, go. Yeah. Just shooting everyone. That's pretty good. Who else have we had? Like, everyone's had one. Caleb? Oh, my God. Oh, man. His. everyone that's pretty good who else have we had i like everyone's had one caleb oh my god

he transforms babies into axes i forget why he's got baby weapons i don't know man what was his superpower though that was. He can just make babies. He just makes babies. To transform? He just makes babies. He doesn't have to steal babies to turn them into axes. He makes baby weapons. And then I remember he was talking,

and then I smushed their asses into axes. And that's what's the case. That's just because they're malleable. They're babies. That was Caleb's superpower. It's the one time where you're like, what's the case. That's just because they're malleable. They're babies. They're very squishy. That was Caleb's superpower. It's the one time we were like, what's the offset? Yeah.

This is kind of a bad one. This is kind of a bad one. It's like, you sure? You don't want to be like smart? You're like, maybe we should make this one better. So how did you handicap that one? We didn't. You didn't.

You didn't. It's not good enough. You don't want to handicap someone who's already handicapped. Meat Canyon had his own handicap. He was ready for it. Yeah, he was like, I can stretch. He's like, I'm a big, fat, obese dude. I can fucking, what did he say about his stretch marks? He could throw his belly around somebody.

Yeah, he's like, my stomach looks like, my stretch marks look like a map, like a highway map. And then immediately he's like like but in order to activate my superpower i have to beat the shit out of my wife when you come he's like two black eyes and a chip and then i can stretch and save people i think leon's was actually my favorite leon lush had one his was he could read minds i believe it was oh but whatever but he was like how do you find the downside to this was like your wife can read your mind at all times your spouse can always read your mind no matter what he's like fuck i don't want his power

did goldberg have one no no we skipped the Avengers for Goldberg. You're scared. We were hoping he could come back sometime. Do we talk about the racist flying thing or not? We're going to skip that one. What about Matt Best? Matty B's was... Oh, no, Matt had one.

He definitely had one. Oh, boy. I didn't know his. I don't remember Matt's. We have so many people. Um He definitely had one. Oh boy. Oh Didn't know his I don't remember Matt's We have so many people Reddit does the best job of informing and drawing super They drop you're gonna have it our way. Is there one of me? No probably kittens I

Need this in my life. They're the ones that did the last shirt. Last shirt? The get the tiger, get the horns? I didn't see it. Yeah, it was just a joke made in and then right after. Angry cops said a dumb thing, so we made a shirt out of it. Sweet. And it looked really good.

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no one's gonna answer that sorry which one's your favorite you all have a favorite it's your fault for having more than one i don't think i can answer that i was gonna die on the inside so man i read this i was, this is one of the questions. I was like, God, if they answer that, I was like, exactly. Yeah. Maybe they will. I don't know.

Demolition Ranch hates his kids. There's one shot left. You should do it after that. I got that one followed by. It was like, if you have to save one child, which one? And then, what is a pet peeve that your spouse does? I, too. I was like, I'm was like put these one side by side real quick I'll answer this one I know I can say mine yeah I know I can point about all the time. She can't shut cabinets. She'll open cabinets and leave them open.

I'll come walk into the kitchen not paying any attention and be like, Boo! Just, what the heck? They're all up. She can't shut them. She'll open them and then maybe she'll shut them halfway. No. It's open all the time.

Is that the only time you cuss? When I get hit with a cabinet? You're hitting the nose in the dark. I don't even know. When was the last time you did swear? I don't know. Wait, do you just not swear? I mean, it happens sometimes.

I'm a human being. Like, yeah, I do. God, I can't wait to watch you slip. It's like Superman making a mistake. You know, I'm ready for him. That's literally the first thing I said to you on the phone. Punch him in the sternum. Punch him right in the sternum. Eli was like,

hey, get podcast questions and stuff. I knew what they did to you the one time. I was like, I'm not going to cuss on your podcast. He was like, oh, man. Dang it. $500? $1,000? No way, bro. For a charity?

You want to do $1,000 for a charity? I'm not going to let you peer pressure me. Man, that sucks. No way, bro. Damn. For a charity? For a charity. You want to do $1,000 for a charity? Yeah, man. I'm not going to let you peer pressure me. Man, that sucks. Don't. He'll never stop. 100 bucks, pet peeve. Sorry, $1,000 to autism awareness.

Not happening because he doesn't want to say a cursor. Eli's lying. It's his fault. That is the awareness. It's Eli. Eli is the awareness. Scott's like, I hate you. Hey, I just remember,

speaking of money, you were going to pay me. Oh, yeah. That never happened. These guys. Don't. This guy. No.

This guy. This guy. What was it? $1,000. $1,000 for taking two shots or something. No, to stay an extra episode. What? That was literally.

No, it was for the shots. It was for the shots. Yeah. No, 100%. You were drunk. It was for the shots. Yeah. No, 100%. You were drunk. I told you to stop and you didn't. They were like

Eli was like I'll pay you a thousand bucks if you take two more shots. Right now he's using his photographic autism brain to try to remember. He wanted me to take shots and I was like

no, I'm not taking any more shots. And he was like a thousand bucks and I was like okay, yeah, I'll take shots. Okay, then done. Done. But yeah, we forgot about it. 100%. You forgot. it i do i feel like i can come up with a better pet

peeve i'm just trying to i'm trying to think of it he's just gonna be dogging on his wife okay remember that time you chewed with your mouth open don't watch that he doesn't have to say anything else he's like oh also about my wife her voice I hate her eyes we're moving on the next question I got more to say it just cuts to us an hour later

we're just like when I married her she was 20 pounds lighter and she won't lose a baby weight. Pet peeve. Her cooking is the worst. She makes me go to church. Are you just belting out yours?

My big fat wife. Don't tell me. I hate her. I'm saying it all through Kentucky, pretending like it's him. Got her clicking. My name's Scott, and I hate my 5'2 wife named Meredith.

I mean, whatever. Let's hear yours, bro. I'm trying to think. Didn't mess him up. She's's very neat and i'm not but i mean like you sloppy man she like tells me to clean up my socks and stuff but your socks yeah i mean that's like what i usually like leave on the ground next to the couch like i'll take my socks off and i'll forget about the couch yeah that's fucking weird i'm just comfy you know what all right you talk to meredith what's going on here it's the second we just started your socks bro don't tell matt it's so weird socks are

another one i don't wear socks okay it begins seems unnecessary you just oh do you need another one don't wear socks there's two more right there never Never. You go to the gym, you don't wear socks. I actually, so we pull up to a restaurant. I don't wear socks either. Just now. And it was pouring. And so this dude is running by in a very colorful shirt. And I thought, maybe that's Eli. But he had a jacket around his head.

And he ran right in front of my truck. And I was like, I don't know if that is Eli. I was trying to decide if I was going to go in yet. Because I don't want to run in through this pouring rain if Eli's not at the restaurant yet. You don't want to be first. And then I see he has sandals on running through the rain i was like that's eli yeah you work out in sandals a majority of the time unless i'm doing or he's and then i would do wear socks we had to come to a photo shoot and i said i said wear tennis shoes because it's an athletic brand the dude wears sand sandals. And I was like, the only thing I told you to wear was tennis shoes.

Like, I didn't say. No, that was not. I promised you. Do you work out at home or at like a gym? Gym. Do you ever do squats? Yeah, I do that barefoot. Do you leg press ever?

Yes, but I put my flip flops on for this. Flip flops? How much weight are you using? I don't know. If I leg press with flip flops on, they would explode in my face. They would fly off the leg. Look at him flip flops. I'm Scott, I'm so strong.

Thousand pounds. No flip flops. I've watched Eli do things in flip flops that no man should ever do in flip flops. I jog in. You jog in flip flops that no man should ever do in flip flops. I jog in every. You jog in flip flops? I can run in flip flops really good. He can, well not as fast as me but. Oh yeah you beat me.

Remember on your competition. Yeah I've seen you run in flip flops. Everyone had shoes when you had to build the body on. I was in flip flops. I got second place in flip flops. I was like. I remember we did that one donut shooting thing where we had to actually move and shoot. You were in flip-flops.

Yep. And I won. And you won. Oh, you're living life. I was like engaging, shooting, walking in flip-flops. Because everyone's biggest thing is like, you're wearing flip-flops too. The range is super dangerous. It's like, yes, because your fucking Nikes are going to stop the bullet.

No, they're not. That layer of cloth, the shit, it it's gonna blast through your toe also i just like my toes to breathe living the life over your mouth for me to wear flip-flops like that's a treat like i'm not working put on flip-flops as a treat i'm like i'm like okay i don't gotta do that today i'm gonna go to the gym i'm gonna put on shorts and flip-flops and i'm cozy but i put on shoes for everything else you just flip-flops for everything 100 he's always in the airport flip-flops suits crazy i saw your suit photo yeah i was wearing my nice flip-flops wait you don't have you don't ever wear suit shoes or

any kind of dress shoes nothing i do own them i just he doesn't wear them so if you were coming to my funeral you'd be in like a nice suit and flip flops. You want me to be miserable? He'd be in shorts and flip flops too. It's your funeral. I'm celebrating your life. I'm not wearing fucking feet prisms. Wear my treat shoes.

Make sure you wear my treat shoes for my funeral. Like Scott would want these dogs out. Stretch my toes out at the pews as the dude's talking about your life. Like, ah, this is the life. That's crazy. I'm like, well, Brandon will wear flip-flops while riding his motorcycle. That terrifies me. That's nuts.

Terrifies me. I've wrecked twice on a dirt bike doing that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I remember seeing, so Eli wrecked a dirt bike in flip-flops. How many toes do you have? All 10 of them.

Still the same amount. All 12. Top of his foot, shins, knees, nothing left. It was... Dude, yeah.

It was like a... That's what sucks. It was like a 20 mile per hour. No, that was that one dirt bike. A rock got kicked up. Remember? A rock just hit my toe. My toe was like just a blood blister.

Don't you drive like... Is your car a manual one of them and you drive that in flip-flops to be fair i did that for years too yeah i can do that you guys are just blowing my mind right now if i tried to uh shift a manual car in flip-flops like i almost get all wadded up in there i can't do it. Did you wear flip flops when you lived in Vermont? I guess. I could not get on a dirt bike and do all the stuff in flip flops. Well, that's when you rock.

I'm impressed more than anything. It's crazy. How many pairs of socks do you have? A bunch. Okay. They just never get used. We're all new in the pack. They're all brand new.

They're just as Hanes across the top of the head. He's got the nicest socks out of all of us. Do you ever wear socks and sandals? Oh, God. Because that's like the style now. Yeah, but I have to. No, it's not. It is.

It was so lame in our day, but kids in high school now are wearing socks and sandals like crazy. You're wrong. You are wrong. I have to like crazy you're wrong you are wrong kids do weird stuff kids are doing it yeah that doesn't mean okay okay not saying not not sandals not flip-flops it's uh crocs and socks is what kids are wearing you wear crocs i literally wore crocs here today without socks you wear crocs absolutely what about you i got camera crocs i wear crocs hell yeah crocs yeah i like crocs? I got camera Crocs. I wear Crocs.

Hell yeah, Crocs. You're crocky. Yeah, I like Crocs. They're so good. But here's what I like about Crocs. It's the best of both worlds. I'm kind of in flip flops. They're breathy.

But then I can also walk around and have my feet covered and they stay on my feet. I like Crocs. I'm with you. Crocs, four wheel drive. Four wheel drive. I got some BDU style Crocs out there. Watch out. I never put the strap in the back.

That's called four-wheel drive. Sport mode. Tears up my little Yankees. Your Yankees. Tears up my Yankees. Tears up my Yankees, man. I don't use the strap. They come off. They come off.

It sucks. What? Time. We're good. I'm fucking tracking everything. That scares me. I don't like when you're in charge of things. Why did you clap?

Don't clap. It's two hours in right now. No, it's not. We're way off of that. You need to be way better at tracking time, Batty. How many pairs of Crocs do you own? Two pairs. Okay, I got like five pairs of Crocs.

What do you got five pairs of Crocs for? I've got the Crocs with the little fur inside or whatever. You got the slipper Crocs? Yeah, for wintertime. You got my wintertime Crocs and my summer Crocs. Okay, I want to make it funny. My girlfriend's got the wintertime Crocs. But she's also like five feet tall and gets frigid cold by a sleet.

I have to go outside and take out the trash when it's cold. I just slip on those. My feet are still warm. I know, those are the ones that trap moisture. Yeah, they probably stay in. Those are like your day-to-day Crocs. Yeah, it's just like- Those are your- it's a little chilly. House shoes. Just house shoes. I'm so confused right now. And trash shoes, apparently.

Yeah, I just like walk outside, take out the trash, slip them on, then I put on my regular- Home intruder, get your comfies up. I'm gonna be comfy in my Crocs. Crumpy, crumpy, jam it. But naked in Crocs. Yeah, naked, you're just walking around, fuckin'... Helicopter. Home intruder, get your crumpy jammin'. I don't use it. You're just walking around in a helicopter. Flashbang. Start shooting and then you're good to go. It's how it should be.

Okay, guys. Least favorite firearm you own. Don't say high point. Yeah, minus high points. We all know. You go first. I'm thinking.

Oh, my. My RN50. Do you have all the pieces of that stuff? It's solid. By the way, that's the gun that blew up and almost killed me. So there's a pun there. I used to have one. Now Eli has it.

It's never been five years. After that happened, I gave Eli mine. He won that. He won it. Fair and square. That was a total missed opportunity, by the way. Well, I wasn't able to make it. You invited me.

And I was like, how funny would it be if I showed up and I won it? That was the only Devil Ranch competition I've lost. Really? time i've been on i've won have you won any guns yeah what'd you win the your tavor and the shoddy that was the tavor oh yeah i want to give you a real one though like that i really don't like i won all the ones before we started winning before we had real prices yeah yeah a legit, like one that I actually do hate and I never shoot it, is a Smith & Wesson I forget what model it is, but it's a

.44 Magnum with like a Scandinavian frame titanium, super light this little thin wood grip and like, I love recoil obviously, but Love your merch! BunkerBranding.com Brought to you by Bunker Branding! But this thing is like it's too thin and it's too light and it will just slice through your hand like five shots in like oh yeah it's like it's really cool in concept

i was like i really like it i want to like it but i hate it like i can't you can't shoot it and enjoy it at all like it's not recoil it's like it's just just destroying your webbing here what what caliber is it 44 magnum oh that'll do it yeah i don't fuck i just don't feel like a 44 magnum should ever be what the fuck what did you make a shoot uh it was some crazy pistol Magnum research awful weird 500. No, it was a 45 70. No, no, no Looks terrifying. It's actually nice bad. She think it was a weird round. We never heard of no Yes Watch that video and you kept saying 500 line, but wrong and so I was like

No, I call it a line ball. Yeah. It's line bar or something like that. I don't know. I said line ball. How do you know? I know. How do you know? It's right or wrong? You're the revolver guy, man.

I got, it's me. I got it. Yeah. I know nothing about that line. Did you? That was it. Was that one vodka? Oh, I think it's now.

I'm not happy. No, I don't know what it's called you want a happy no I just remember whatever you say that sounded weird

I always say I say line ball but it's it's not as bad as line ball or something like that I can't I retract my statement

I don't know if it's right or not but the lightest daddest talk I've ever heard listen boy I'm not

your flip flops you're stupid it's line ball but a 500 Smith & W wasn't mag is worse than that Well, I guess it's just the grip on that one. Yeah that one the grip is not it's like the Beasley Don't it doesn't feel good and then you yeah, so which one do you know? Oh my god, you're right It tastes like fucking banana. What the fuck? Told you, bananas. Holy shit. That's just it.

Blind taste testing. I don't think it tastes like bananas. Every time I'm like, disgust bananas. No, at the back of my throat, I just tasted banana. Now I'm like, I can see it.

I guarantee you if we did it blind. Yeah, I can see it. You would taste it. Yeah, but I drink whiskey. I do too. See, that's why I'm drunk. I don't think it tastes like bananas. No, what I'm saying is

if I gave you a flight of, no, a flight of bourbon. I would love a flight of whiskey. No, not a flight'm saying is if I gave you a flight of, no, a flight of bour- I would love a flight of whiskey. No, not a flight of whiskey. If I gave you a flight of bourbon blindfolded and I threw that in there, you would know. It's a little. Nanners. Just, Batty, just let it hit the back of your throat.

No, that's not what I said. That's what she said. Yeah, just hit the back of your throat. Episode 100. Oh, gosh. hit the back of your throat. Episode 100. There's no banana. There is an aftertaste. What I'm saying is if I gave you a flight of bourbon

and threw that in there and you had all those blind taste testing, when you got to that one, you'd be like, why does this taste like bad bananas? You would taste bad. Prove it.

I'm actually tasting banana right now. That was the first time i was like you're a fucking asshole and now i'm tasting i'm like it's banana there's a hundred percent but girly whiskey's not great god no it's fucking terrible i'm not gonna lie that wasn't ideal you did that i was like oh god yeah somebody had a man than me behind. Stupid. I would not do that. Least favorite gun? I wish I didn't. I don't know. I've got a bunch of guns I don't like, but they're all for different reasons. Some of them jam.

Some of them are just kind of stupid. I don't know. I've got one. It's a.22 Magnum, but it fires two at one time. It's called the Thunderstruck. It's a dumb concept. Is it a revolver? No. It's called the Thunderstruck. It's a dumb concept. Is it a revolver? No, it's side by side, isn't it?

It's a revolver with two barrels. So it has eight rounds in the cylinder, but two fire every time. So it cocks over and two shoot. But it's just a dumb concept. Is that a machine gun? No, because it's called volley fire. It's got two different triggers, right?

No, it's got one trigger. It just fires both at the same time. And so that doesn't count as a machine gun? No, because it's called volley fire. It's got two different triggers, right? No, it's got one trigger. It just fires both at the same time And so that doesn't count as a machine gun that counts as volley fire. Does it have to be like a bam bam? No, it can be. How does that, how does that volley fire? I thought that was the whole... I thought it was a machine gun too when I first found it, but it's it's totally a normal gun It counts as volley fire and it's fine. Man, ATF, we should really fix that, huh? That's a loophole. That's a loophole. But, I mean,

what did he say? I'm not going to say a word. We can cut it off. It's bad. Kentucky Ballistics. He won't cut it, don't worry. Pro ATF. I was going to ask you if you had a dog in here. Just Eli's feet. Slide in Asian joke.

No, it's just they stink. Huh? What? What? Thank you for watching the Post-Itstripe Podcast. As always, we have the after show. Oh, yep. As always, thank you for Eli and me. Thank, yep. As always, thank you for Eli being...

Thank you for me? Yeah, thank you for me. Eli fucked me up in the middle of it. Demo Matt. Kentucky Ballistics. Just the awkward white person. Thank you guys for being here. Where do we find you at?

YouTube. There we go. I've heard of it. you at? YouTube. There we go. Just go to YouTube.com. Go to YouTube and YouTube stuff. YouTube Kentucky Ballistics. We're all going to touch ourselves real quick and then we'll be back on where?

It's Patreon. We'll be on Patreon for the after show. That's it. That's the whole thing. Wait, where can I find that? White people? Yeah, like. What do you mean? Look at me.

I like German and English. I know my, I'm actually like third generation. Like my, my grandmother. White, third generation. No, Polish. American. Third generation Polish. I'm white to my 60th.

I'm third generation white.