Unsubscribe Podcast - 102 - Baddie Daycare ft. Admin Results & Micah Mayfield

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

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I bit my nails too bad What did you clap we didn't clap on the last one hey flock that's for the last episode too. Good luck. It's great It's a different memory. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast as always we have Eli DoubleTuck, myself, BattyStreams and our two Very very cute guests some one of them very mysterious um we have the wonderful michael mayfield and administrative administrative results i stumbled on that word good to be here gentlemen happy to have you back really it's been a minute micah not so happy about but you i'm glad you're here i feel good to be back you know i'm like a supporting character i'm just usually here when my friends are here.

We needed a body, and you were warm, so... Yeah, it- it- mmm. Can't wait for those boys to come in. You know, the hole is what I'm looking for. The warm body is so much better than the cold body, you know what I'm saying? Ah, right. This is how you start a dilemma? Oh, I can't wait for this one.

When I say it, it feels like a joke. When you say it, it feels like- joke. When you say it, it feels like a cold body. How do you feel about that, Micah? I did like the Green River Killer documentary. If we're talking about dead people. We're not a murder mystery podcast.

That's for Friday. Never mind. That's a great with Wade and Gary. Nevermind. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's a great doc. What's the, what's the, the... His Green River Killer was... Wait, hold on! He had such dead people. What's that called?

He's using a super power. Oh, necrophilia. Necrophilia. I thought we were making a necrophilia joke. Yeah, it was a necrophilia joke. Oh, yeah, gotcha. It was, 100%. Alright. That's where my mind was going.

Yeah, you know, I really feel like it didn't take off too well. It really felt like, you know, dead. It was kind of dead in the water from the beginning. Yeah. Wait, why can't I remember his name? It was a dead well. It really felt like you know dead. It was kind of down the water from Dead joy, I know who he is Stephen Paddock carried 600 We just we just going right in No cameras? Jesus Christ. We just going right in. Three minutes in, we're like, well, fuck it. No security? Bullshit.

You're like, I can't remember his name. I don't know why that's the name that popped into my head, but it was. Largest mass shooting in U.S. history, and it still has no motivation behind it. So, what have you guys been up to conspiracy podcast it just cuts to me back we are boy yeah yeah log out these wefy signals 5g spin oh it's been a long time for you

man I've been almost over a year now there's not been that long has it? I think it has Somebody let us know how long it's been in the comments cuz I'm not gonna look it up Yeah, it's been like a week for me. You know why you're here last month Yeah, I feel like more of an asshole cuz your cinematographer is right Hey, sorry. Hey. You can get over there. Hey. What's the matter with you? I forgot completely. Let's get admin and then a different camera. I was like, man, I'm a dickhead.

This is what a real cameraman looks like. Wait, wait. Do you remember last time with me and Mike, though? We were in the middle of the podcast and then Charlie walks in and he was like, what? He looks down on his phone and just leaves. He's like, what the? Did he say hi? Yeah.

Yeah, he comes like, come on, say hi. Come say hi. Get the fuck are you doing? Right here, right here. Say hi. Hi. Get out of here! Why does he wear a... Do you want me to introduce you or something? Nah, it's like my thing, you know? It's your thing?

Yeah, it's my thing. He doesn't have... he's a free-range face. He's a chicken. Free-range chicken. He's all organic, free-range. Free-range camera-range no GMOs over there. I got you. Yeah Keep them organic kind of thing. I heard to find I get a little chicken coop. I get a run around videos It's like you're like you're getting he's like fucking McDonald's. No, no, he's free. I'm I'm like Are you're the McDonald's?

You're thinking of an analogy all wrong Betty. It's he is the free-range cameraman, and I'm just the free-range balaclava. You know what I'm saying? This doesn't make any goddamn sense. It doesn't make any sense. I'm playing. Eli, I thought you had a question. You're raising your hand. On my own podcast?

Eli, go ahead. Christian, what is your favorite video you've done? You said that. What are we doing that? Go ahead. Question? So what is your favorite video you've done? You said that! We literally- We literally- What are we doing that? What? Who did- JT or- JT or-

JT asked for your hand. JT literally was like, JT raised his hand. Ask a question! What the fuck are you doing? Can I go to the bathroom? Administrative results, yes. Go on. Can I go to the bathroom?

No! Okay. We are filming. God. Hold it. Fuck. I can't hold it piss yourself. Oh, I'll hold it do it's great to have you back you you're just exploding I we talked about on the Grantham episode Not the mic episode the grand Sure, yeah point at you to a tree. No, it's like the Grantham. I am your fucking place. It's like I'm Spartacus

Yeah, that's me. But it was what we discussed was a lot of people say you're their number one or number two favorite gun tuber. He was my number one. That is very concerning. Yeah, he said number one. I said he was my number one. Yep. I did say there's some bias in it, though.

Because he's my friend. I like him. Yeah. And I said you was my number one. Yep. I did say there's some bias in it, though. All right. Because he's my friend. Because he has kids. I like him. Yeah. And I said you, like, the two best cinematographers in the game, and I will say this without question, you two fine gentlemen are the best two cinematographers in the Guntuber space on creating content, creating cinematography. He's definitely better than Demo's guy, David.

Sorry, David. David. Why you gotta do David like that? space on creating content creating cinematography definitely better than demos guy David It's uh it's demos fall he doesn't let him express his creative freedom. I'm gonna say it's Matt's fault Yeah, oh, no, it's not David's fault demos very much. It's like now it's demos fall. He doesn't let him express his creative freedom. I'm going to say it's Matt's fault. Yeah. Oh, no, it's not David's fault. Demos very much is like, no, we're doing it. I remember I showed up to Matt's range with my, all my fancy camera gear and stuff. It's like, we have a GoPro. He's like, oh yeah, you see, you use a mic and this.

And now he's like, Mike's fail. See when you just click record and there's the internal mic you're going to go, you'll never not have an external recorder, but you know what fucking sucks? Is 10 million subscribers, that proof of it? Halfway through the video, I go, oh, I wasn't recording on the external recorder. And his point was proven right.

And I was like, no! No! We had to refilm all of it. So when we actually did the zombie skit with, for Matt and Black Rifle and all that shit, we had demo on. And then when i was directing him i remember gallagher had all the fancy cameras like okay this is like no no we're not fucking doing that i was like matt here's here's what we're doing set up a camera i was like i handed

it to him i was like do you i hit record i was like do you and he's like hey demo here bfx shot did everything else and done. One take. Because it was operating in his style. I was like, hey, I'll just set it really pretty and then let him hold the camera. The amount of times I've been on Demo Ranch now and he's done everything in one take. He's a master of his craft.

It's frustrating. Well, he's been doing the whole gun tube thing for 10 years now. Yeah. I think I said that i think i ranked him like number two just because i was watching him when i was in like seventh grade yeah yeah that's crazy 10 years ago i was 16 oh my god oh my god again 27 so yeah i was uh 17 we're so old this is the bait We're babysitting right now. This is daycare. We're looking after some elderly senile folks.

I feel so old now. I always forget and tell you guys to reaffirm when you're like, I was 10 in 2012. I like how you raise the octane of your voice a little bit. I was 10. It's me.

I saw the ball of club on. It's crazy, man. I went to school like this. I was just at Lowe's a couple days ago and the motherfucker at the counter was like, oh, you have military discount? I'm like, yeah. He's like, oh, when did you serve? I'm like, oh, 9 to 15. He's like, man, I was 6 then.

I'm like, why would you say that? Batty gets in before I was out before Batty got in the military. I did war and Batty got out and checked out of the military. I was like, I did my service. And Batty's like, it's out my boots.

He's like, I'll go. And then this motherfucker's like, yeah, I was six when you were in. I'm like, wow, we're fucking all this shit. Time is a cruel and unrelenting mistress. We'll see when I turn 30. I can't wait till you turn 30. You're going to break.

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That was rude. I just need a lift. Mike's been harassing me to get in the gym. Why would you do that, though? It's lame. You're a ginger. You don't need a lift. That's what I'm saying.

You don't need a lift. We look naturally good husky. Like, that's just how we are. Yeah, it's facts. Yeah. It Yeah, ginger thing So I should gain weight. What are they talking about? Actually good-looking husky. Yeah, okay. That's gonna work. Yeah, I'm just big boned Just like you both have naturally good eyesight I'm pretty sure we hit the glasses there.

We're very close. So if I lose weight my eyesight gets better? No, your hair just gets brown and not red anymore. Carrots. I have so many carrots. Okay, first off, no. No. He looks like the guy in Modern Warfare 2 when you, like...

When you posted that, I, the first day they released that skin, on my stream I had me like... Somebody's a fan of the studio. This is literally admin. But... Did you see Christian Cricket? Oh, I didn't mean to cut you off. Go ahead. No, go, no, no.

Go, finish it because it's great. Well, it was another, it was the guy, I'm playing with I employed for space on his account the guy that does a tactical task guy He was like no, that's me, and I was like ooh. Sorry good. It is wait Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz he responded me who he's a good friend tackle Taz's dog It's the owner yeah, oh there's a mstaz I love the dog with No, no, I think the dog was Taz. Sadie. No, no, I think the dog is Taz, right? Yeah, the dog is Taz. Fuck you!

You said that's Tactical Taz! That's the dog! Yeah, the guy is- I don't even know who Tactical Taz is. Who's the owner? What? What is Tactical- It's a shitty-

It's a little chihuahua that wears fucking a plate carrier. No, you do not say shitty. Oh my god, the internet's gonna- I don't care! Light him up! Tactical Taz is the cutest fucking dog in the tactical space. Yeah, the cutest tag the dog is there's one of them It's like say you win cuz you're the only one Yeah, but him he's like oh, yeah, we all like dogs. Everybody likes dogs, but also your little adorable

Psychopath My cats could beat the shit out of that dog That is picking on him that's pretty oh, oh, it's like an Aussie Chihuahua Look I'm gonna send you to Just pull up Tactical Taz. Look, this is him. Oh, that's adorable. Yeah, it's a cute little dog. It's a Chihuahua.

Dude, he's- Yeah, but it's got- If he watches this, please let us know. There's got to be Aussie. There's got to be Aussie in there. Yeah. I hate Chihuahuas so much. I have one.

Go off. I have a Chihuahua and an Aussie. I have a Chihuahua and an Aussie. I have a Chihuahua and an Aussie. Go off. Go off. I hate Chihuahuas so much. Why?

Fluck, put- They're one speed awayahuas so much. Why? Fluck. They're one speed away from both eyes going. Fluck motion. They used to be wolves, and now this is where we're at. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. So I have two toy Australian Shepherds, and I constantly be like, you used to be a wolf. Because one of them is heavy breathing as it's walking too far.

Watch this walk. Ready? Yeah, watch He's got a small dog yes, I got Dylan he got a little chihuahua he's like Yeah gone yeah if you if you shout too loud's like, he has PTSD like me. He was born with PTSD. That's the problem with him. They've inherited the trauma of they used to be wolves, and now they're this. Do your Aussies do the Vietnam eyes?

Constant. Constant. Yeah. Planes and flashbacks. They're wonderful, beautiful dogs. They're both insane. Are the toy Aussies as smart as real Aussies like full? I'm not not real Aussies that but like one of them is yeah, hey this conversation feels too safe. How do we feel about pitbulls?

right Oh It's actually a true statistic they can take like legit make up most of the violence They're the baby's gonna breed pitbull named Daisy eyeing your two-year-old across the Like a child was drowning two miles from a seat a pit bull swam two miles and bit They're so sweet until they're not That's insane! No shark's gonna get this one for me! They're so sweet! Until they're not! Yeah, until they kill you. That's actually really funny. That's a great one.

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Is this nerd stuff? Okay, send me later. This is nerd stuff. This is nerd stuff. Yeah, he has a D&D room like myself. Dude, I saw your D&D room, it's badass. Yeah, I go hard, and he's making one, and he was making potions to fill out the space. Was that his real voice?

Yeah. Oh my god. He sounds beautiful. Jesus Christ. What is he, like Nordic, or, like, what is he? He's a big YouTuber. He's a... He white what?

That's a good white voice. He's a white guy voice. He's a deep white voice. Yeah, he has a deep white voice. Yeah, he has a... That's one. That's one. That's one good white boy. He's a white guy boy. Oh boy. That's a deep white boy That's really good he'd be a good what do you call him youtuber yeah, yeah, DM. Oh, yeah, yeah DM dungeon master better player I'm gonna be a great player There's no knives in these wait there might be one or two. No, they're not they're empty

Yeah, we took the knives. Sorry, Kershaw. They put knives, boxes of knives on the table and there's no knives in here. We took the knives. Well, because they were fun knives to take. That's understandable. It's okay, you just calm down. I wanted the dopamine of like, opening it up and being like,

Oh, what is this? You are the classic, like the guy in Discord though, where there's never not a You hear the sound. In the background, you hear the gunshot. You hear him dry firing 24-7. I'm a fidgety kind of fella, man. I like to do stuff with my hands. You got a revolver yet?

I do have a revolver. That's my new fidget spinner. I got the single action. Mine was for about a year. The revolver? Yeah. I had a Kiapa. The Nebula Rhino.

The pink one. What kind? You got that? Yeah. I got a 500. That's all I got. It's not fun to play with. Oh, it's heavy.

It's heavy. It's bulky. And a 460. The hunting ones? Yeah. I got a 500. That's all I got. It's not fun to play with. Oh, it's heavy. It's heavy. Yeah. And a 460. The hunting ones? Yeah. What is your single action? It's like the reproduction of the Colt single action army. So is your birdie Cimarron and Thomas?

This is totally space. So real quick, this is Eli's current hyper fixation. Yeah. It's gone from like Metal Gear to Resident Evil to chess. It's currently single action revolvers. Yeah, I saw you spinning them you so he knows everything about them i know i know just really good spinning them did you see the guys yeah yeah to go that's man that is i've been name a bunch of them right now editor put it at then i want i want to see that when i watch his back when are you gonna do lever actions when

you do lever actions i can't tell my direction oh my god i want to be able when I watch his back. When are you going to do lever actions? When are you going to do lever actions? Never. Why? I love my lever actions. Oh, my God. This is what I care for. I want to be able to twirl, side twirl, toss up. I can do tosses and catches. I'm learning back toss and catch right now. Have you ever seen the Mad Pig Customs?

No. He does those insane, modern, like, M-Lock, monolithic, Picatinny, suppressed, like, lever action guns. Yeah, that's what my Marlin Dark is. It's a Mad Pig? No, no, no, but it's all. It's got all the tactical.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that company. I don't like the new skeletalized stock that's going on. Everybody's Henry's. I like the Woodstock a little more, but they have the Woodstocks that also have like the cheek risers and stuff like that. Yeah, that's what I have on mine.

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The brand? No, just like in general, like comfiness, like... I just want to know about the balaclava more. When can we take it off? Okay, so do you want the two-faceted answer? It's extremely painful. I got asked two different questions. Okay, good.

I'm going to attack it too. So this is the brand Arcteryx. It's the best balaclava on the market. Okay. It is a leaf. The law enforcement armed forces one. So it's like fire retardant to some capacity, I think. It's fire retardant.

In my opinion, it looks the best. So I have the most balaclava time probably out of all the other gun guys. Maybe out of the world. Except for Tactical Taz, apparently. Taz, he can suck it, okay? Oh, when I say it, it's a problem. Well, I mean, in reference to balaclavas. It's fine.

He's doing dog stuff. So he's doing it doggy style, is what he would say. Now, as far as the unmasking goes, there is actually a script being written out. I have the plan in place. So it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen soon. And I'll even let you guys in on a little spoiler. I d- you can try. I even filmed my first episode-

I'm ready dude, I heard it coming. I even filmed my first episode already without the bald claw ball. No you did not! No! I did. I didn't even know about that. Your honor, I plead guilty. Wait, what? What gun was being used? Um, five guns. Five?

With all, how many hands? You only have two hands. Get out of my hair, man. I can't, I can't say too much. That's fair. You don't want to ruin it. I get it. But the entire premise of the video is I filmed five guns with Demo Ranch. This is the one that Anna DeArmas came out and did with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah that Anna DeArmas came out and did with you. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. I would be like, if any of the arms gave me a smooch. I'd be like listen sweetheart If you got like Henry Cavill come down, he's like hey, what's up? I wouldn't make out with him Yeah, I mean like if he gave her a kiss Over there man, he's looking he's looking like a handsome fella Thanks man, yeah, it actually involves your boss. So it should be pretty good. He's my boss I'm ungovernable I am governable. Very governable, actually. Hold on, everybody. Do you not like when I say it like that?

Do you not like boss? Yeah, do you not like the word boss? I don't do it. You know, we were friends. It's like he doesn't act like a boss. He acts more like a good guy. So he's kind of like a cool boss. Yeah.

But he's still your boss. Yeah. He's my boss. So just when we break it down. Really get down to the core of this issue. He could fire you tomorrow. You could lose your livelihood. Well when you put it like that, he's certainly my boss.

Well when you put it like that, he's certainly my boss. Well we cleared the air on that one. Glad we did that. And I would just go straight to Demo Ranch. I Just go straight to demo ranch Demo ranch, but the quality doesn't change Yeah, dude Why you cackling? Start a group message you like I'm free agent. Yeah freeott you want to fire your dad i'll be your camera man hey brendan how's the lands doing we got paper scissors

what about a better ginger everyone's camera man right so like theoretically if micah did quit i'd be good to go right right hey song you're doing great bro you're doing great, bro. You're doing great. But theoretically.

But seriously. If you would be in a new camera, man. If you had to choose. Sawyer got really sick one day, wasn't feeling good, like, oh, I gotta stop here. Same salary. Who you're choosing. Oh my go- what? Same salary? Who

am I choosing? They're both working for free. Who you picking? Oh You know what I know Okay Go which camera wins the best cameraman oh yeah which one's a better we don't need to do it we know it's me but i'm just i just want that was that was so cocky yeah that was horrible you're just saying cocky you're not saying untrue. I got to pick my boy, Savio.

I got to pick my boy. Yeah. Loyalty. I told you to get out of here. I know. Can you go stand outside for a minute? I need you to stand out in the garage for a minute. So now that he's gone.

Now that he's gone, who are you paying? No, I knew it. Loyalty. He's got the loyalty. He does. Fuck that. I do love Micah, though. I love working with Micah. He's been on Who are you paying for this? No, I knew it. Loyalty. He's got the loyalty. He does. Fuck that. Nah. I do love Micah though. I love working with Micah. He's been on a lot of my episodes. He's a dear friend. We have a similar past being pastor's kids.

I was, yeah. Lot in common there, man. Yeah, wait. Why Savio? You guys don't have anything in common. It's like, I'm not gonna put down my puppy right in front of you. He looks- he's better looking. He is better looking. He's a handsome fella.

It's like you went to the fucking like pet store, you found the dog first. You're like, oh okay, then you go to the pet store like a week later, like I need to get food. There's a cuter dog. There's a cuter- you're like, Aww, dang. But you already have the dog. But you already got the dog. You go home and you love it, you try to love it more.

You're like, ahhh! You're the best! And then you go back and a couple weeks later and it's still there and You're like, ah! You're the best. And then you go back, and then a couple weeks later, and it's still there. And you're like, ah, yeah. Now you have two dogs. You drop it off out in the woods. With one you clearly love more. You know what we should do?

We should do a camera off. I was just going to say, I film one, Savio films one. I'll film one, too. Winner takes admin. No, no. Audience just votes. I'll film one, too. The audience votes? votes. I'll film one too. Audience votes that's fucked up audience voting now here's

Followers doesn't it doesn't matter. No it does Tell them to vote for me and it would work. Oh, I wouldn't do that. No, I already know we film The two different startings we don't say who filmed which one, so it's a blind test. You do in the comments. It's like, hey, select A or B in the comments below on who is the better cinematographer. I think style, I think like filming style would immediately point out who's a who's though. Mine is very distinguishable.

Then I will join the competition. All right. That's the free agent. Now here's another challenge. I'll be the free agent to toss it in there. This is what I threw out out. I'll join. I'll jump in. I'll be a cameraman too. I would like to do a... He just shows up with his iPhone It's all vertical

Hold on, hold on Hold on, I think what we really need to do is a YouTuber-camerman boxing match I would do that? Fuck you, David! And you're all going to get killed by Scott's dad so Not in the equation you guys should all be like remember when we had that cameraman off like oh mine's the most attractive No, mine's most attractive and then and then Scott comes in his dad's just like Do like 160. Oh my God. And he's 60. Oh, I know.

Yeah. He wins. Oh, he's, yeah. So we get Scott's dad off the tail. We actually asked to find like a normal looking YouTube cameraman and then maybe you guys got a chance. Yeah. I do like the idea of you guys doing like two different intros.

That actually is pretty fun, yeah. Because if you had two different intros on the same weapon, because you get different directing styles too on how you guys film it. Savio does the fast pace. He has good pacing. Very good pacing. Just quick. Snappy.

Quick. I'm more, like, you know. Slow. Slow, yeah, yeah. I don't know why I'm going into details. Yeah, yeah. I'm slow. You're slow. I like't know why I'm going into details. Yeah, yeah. I'm slow. You're slow.

I like this. Green Goblin. I'm the Green Goblin. I'm the Green Goblin. I'm the Green Goblin. Green Goblin. I love the idea of a grown man, AC out, driving to work, his ball sticking to his thigh.

He's listening to us grown men talking about, let me do it for you. He's listening to us grown men talking about like, let me do it for you. He's just like, dude. They're at work right now. It's just not good. It's not good at all. Listen to me talk about random stuff. That's my favorite. These are hardcore fans in like an overall

driving their stick shit pickup truck. You gotta listen to this part. We didn't go, boy. We ain't got wind. We ain't got wind. He's got the tape cassette and the Bluetooth like shit for his fucking phone. He's like playing in his truck.

That was probably the best meme of the year though. When I knew it for you. Boom boom. Eli, do you know this episode was brought to you by Manscaped? We knew it for you. Boom, boom. That is so good. Kermie. Eli, do you know this episode was brought to you by Manscaped? Eli? Looks like the carpet does match the drapes.

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and tell your buddies to go check their balls or check them for them. Check your boys and check your boys' boys. Check your boys' boys. Check your boys' boys. That's the new saying. It's just check your boys' boys. Do you guys remember the John Cena memes?

Oh, yeah. Where you'd watch like a six-minute long thing and it's like, John! Anyway, so you finally get to the core of the universe has a great we don't need that to come back I wanted to come we do not need that to come back I'm gonna make a meme he's a great track to do a stand meme relevant I know actually what they're talking about I hate it Eli just remembered something relevant

He's old He's getting excited I know that reference I can fit in Who are you I start walking off afraid Dementia's kicked in already He's 37 38 I start walking off afraid yeah dimensions kicked in and we're ready

Like the 70s or something almost You guys like speaking memes it's that's one I think that's what separates you guys what separates them from everyone else it's like both both of your channels are completely different because how much you meme like look at your fucking you how you do your instagram how you do your stories and this is grand thumbs you have a big part of that how you film stuff how you do everything like it is fucking dope and it relevant I always compare you two guys to donut media on how you keep relevant with meme con. Yeah, thank you Why we've talked about their children don't why do we do it? They're so good. You want to know why? They want to know why there is a why the why is cuz I'm kind of retarded

The why is because like times change and if you don't change the's not what I was going to say. The why is because, like, times change, and if you don't change with the times, then you'll fall out of relevancy. That's very true. Those are two starkly different answers. Well, his answer was way more serious. I didn't finish. And we're also retarded.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. You guys ever get Alex Jones on? Can you guys ever get Alex? You reach out? God, if he- Nope.

It would be the weirdest thing. We just sent a blind test. That's an Instagram story. Look, you all look batty. He's here. Go away. Why is- Oh, boys, there's intermissional lizards going out there.

I've seen them at the Congress building. They have a little warming lamp on the steps You get out there They're out there a little lizard warming lambs there on the steps looking up You have to watch out you gotta step over him or else you step on her tail Nancy Pelosi's gonna slither off She just threw a new one People don't believe me when I say but you know it was that improv yes, I know that was not improv I mean, it's been like some material, but it's for the most part. Okay, okay

It's like what is my favorite photos when he's like I drew these products. It's like the abs Like Alex Jones episode I I've never watched one. I just see him relevant in the media. Yeah, the memes are okay. I like to watch him on the Joe Rogan podcast. It's like a normal dude who's like the classic dude that's into everything. And then you have, you know. The exact opposite.

The far fringe of like he called 9-11 dude. You know what I mean? That makes for a good show. I would 100% have him on. Batty would lovedie would love every second i'd be here for it but i would be here for it mr jones frogs why are they who's most like a famous person you guys have had on the podcast goldberg who goldberg the goldberg goldberg. Who? Goldberg. Goldberg. The Goldberg. Goldberg the wrestler. Oh my God. You were so young.

Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? I wasn't allowed to watch WWE. It's not WWE. First of all, it was WWF, but. Or SmackDown at the time. When he was growing up, it was WWE. You know Goldberg.

No. Oh yeah. When you were growing up, it was WWE. You know Goldberg. We're 26 and 27, dude. What the fuck are these... nice, pasture children doing? I'm sorry, guys.

You two are fucking stupid. I'm sorry, guys. Wait, what the fuck on? No, what, you're gonna show them a picture of a half-naked dude like that's gonna help? No, just this 2.6 million followers fucking Goldberg! Oh, that guy! Oh my god, Goldberg! Yeah!

You don't know who he is, do you? No, yeah, no, I've seen Goldberg. Stop it oh my god Goldberg No You own a truck dealership he's been on your commercial like Tell him to beat up my gun to right now I'd be like these two I will onev1 Goldberg. Goldberg, come here. In airsoft. He would beat you to death with the airsoft gun. He'd just like, he'd spear you and then jackhammer. Yeah. I fought Chuck Liddell before.

How'd it go? In the paintball arena. It went great. He's a big target. Yeah. He's a big target, man. He did. He's a big dude.

If he had to use his fists, I'd be dead. I'd be so dead if we actually fought, but no, in paintball, it was anybody's game. I got fucking dead. I'd be so dead if we actually fought. But no, paintball was anybody's game. I got fucking murdered. Wait, I don't know how you guys... What weren't you allowed to watch?

Dude, remember last podcast? I was like, I had to... No, I don't. I had to mute the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack. Oh my God. Even food. Yeah, yeah. So when my parents would go out

and I could hear the Mighty Mighty Boss, it was the impression that I get. I'd be like. I'd be jamming out. That's such a tame song. I know. I'd be jamming. And I'd be like. Oh.

And then I'd hear the lawnmower shut off. I could like speed run to mute the audio in that game. You guys did it? Yeah. Then it's just like. Well, so if it wasn't a Christian song, it was a devil song. Naturally. That was.

There's so many devil songs. Yeah. Was that for you too? It was. It kind of, you know. Yes. In fact, even. Do you remember Toby Mac?

Like a little more edgy Christian music? Yeah. Still no. Real. No. Even if it sounded not like worship music, devil music. Were you allowed to masturbate? I never asked for permission. Freeman, don't ask for permission.

Come and take it. But if I had to guess, no. You were the guy that did this. You were like this. The Jesus picture in the house you like you turned it away and laid it down you like mother father I've got permission to spill my seed into a sock may I have your blessing please mom so I found out about this thing and I'm really curious do I have your blessing please? May I mo come mo? Like could you imagine being like Mom, so I found out about this thing And I'm really curious, do I have your permission to do this?

And you're just like, can I stroke my dick? Slut, slut, slut! And then this one, the belly of a whore! And you're like, I'm sorry! Oh no. No. But I know the answer is no. No. No. I would not have been allowed No. It feels like a no-go.

It's like on the list of if kind of edgy rock was a no-go. I feel like jerking it. It's kind of like... Hell. You're going to hell. You're going to ignite as soon as you finish. Yes. When did you stop feeling guilty about

when did your christian guilt never it never leaves i feel like i feel like even if you uh even i'm not even going there i'm just not even going there hey Hey. Repent. Turn to Christ. Porn is cringe. Based. Based. That's my final statements on that topic. Porn is great. There's no way you've ever watched it and immediately afterwards gone like, yeah, that felt. Yup.

A plus. Good job, Batty. You had to have gone like, I went so deep down that rabbit hole. Like, how did I get here? Like, well, how deep are you going in your rabbit? Fucking each other like yeah, you're a two girls one cover the first time I was like you're just like maybe I crossed along yeah I just picture you doing this you're like no no Don't say no like that. No, I don't want to know your search history, bro. Porn is bad. I don't want to know your search history. I don't watch porn.

At all? No. Yeah, we're not going on to that. I don't. It's good, man. Porn's great, man. I would encourage, like, listen, if you're a grown man, I can't stop you. But I think, like, I've kind of grown to that path of I think it's not good for the male monkey brain to have access to unlimited sexual gratification.

I'm not I'm guilty of watching it. That's for sure. If I'm being real. But I think you got to like you got to be like, hey, man, after a certain point, it just ruins relationships for me personally. And it's not good for you. And it's not like it's got. Oh, my God.

You're like, is this unsubbed podcast ever gone this deep and serious? No, I actually enjoy this. Actually, what you're talking about, and I will double down on what Abner says, I'm not a big porn watcher. I don't give a shit about it. Jerk off all you want. Jerk off. Somebody's got to say it.

J-O, that's right. It actually has a negative effect if you're in a healthy relationship, a healthy sexual relationship. It makes it a, what's it, expectations are higher. And because of that, you have problems with that. And you have these expectations going on with your partner. So it's a negative effect because of porn.

And they found that study. And that's why we have a higher chance of erectile dysfunction later in life oh yes now i have ed or or jl or use it as an experience to share with your partner well you can do both but batty you again that is a very rare thing most individuals are looking at porn to just quick i disagree with you most you think you disagree that most people are looking at more to just quick. I disagree with you. Most? You think you disagree that most people are watching porn? No, I disagree with the negative connotations.

Okay. Oh, no, that's like scientific studies. Yeah, no, it's totally scientific studies. Psychological studies? Yeah, totally, totally. Hey, can you ask him to cite the studies? No, because he'll try. Or is he just saying scientific studies? I was just trying to Google it.

If I have learned something, I know this shit to a t on how steady doesn't break down this is one thing where i'm like i okay this is where the this is like uh the angel this is like do it i will say man i like i listen if i can't stop if you're a grown man right but my thing personally like not even religiously speaking, I think it just makes sex 20,000 times better. Like women, normal women that you would think that aren't that pretty because you're drinking it to all these supermodels that are getting naked on the internet, they look beautiful, right?

It's like the female figure is becoming so much more attractive when you're not cranking it to like a bunch of pixels on the screen. It's a very crude thought I'm trying to put out there, and it's rather serious for the context. What he's saying is J-O to some twos. Right? Is that hentai? Okay. We're talking about hentai. Is that okay?

Ugly moms in your area. Ugly moms in your area. I'm sorry. I'm the Monsignorism. Oh. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to die. I'm going to go to heaven one day. Guys will be like, hey, dude, what happened to that unsubscribe podcast?

People don't remember. It's like two episodes ago. Hey, we were about to let you in, but we watched this and it was a no-go for me. Remember that talk your mom had with you? Yeah, that was me. I initiated that talk. There's a reason she Googled it. And then you doubled down, Admin.

You doubled down. You went back on. You forgot what you said. St. Pete just turned in the computer screen for you. He's like, eh. It's just this unsub podcast. You're like, Like, I'm happily married.

Those guys are assholes. Where are they? They're inside already. They died long ago. Oh, that's right. I forgot because they were so old, man. How the fuck did they get in? We're waving.

They send you down. You're like, What the fuck? Come in. So the entire thing was, Oh, yeah, you're good, dude. We're waving and you down So I hit I think was oh yeah The Walking Dead You know the rules you think you know the way Yeah, no not funny to anyone not fun, but we enjoyed it yes, I'm out for a little bit Who is that? Who is that? Oh, wow. You guys are- Inside jokes. Yeah. A hundred percent.

Not funny to anyone. Not funny. But we enjoyed it. You guys hung out for a little bit. Yeah, man. Every mattress has a 20 year warranty. Some- Stop it. Even has 25.

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reads it's not a podcast this isn't an ad read are you looking at me or big you i'm looking at you let me see use code unsubscribe over at ghostbed.com, guys. No, you guys actually hang out. How often do you guys? For living in multiple states away, a lot. The crew gets together quite a bit, man. A lot. Yeah.

Probably at least, I was going to say four times, but way more than four times a year. Yeah. That's kind of crazy. Four times a year. When it's four times a year, though, it's like weeks. That's more than I see in my family most of a year. Yeah. That's kind of crazy. Four times a year. When it's four times a year, though, it's like weeks. That's more like family most of the time. Yeah. 100%.

Yeah, that's crazy. Admin is family. It's family. It's family. Don Toretto over here. I make YouTube videos with family. I'm sorry. Dude.

This is a double down. You guys showed up. I was like, we got, we were filming the last podcast. I'm being an asshole on the phone because I'm ordering food. I was over here playing chess and he's texting me in the middle of the podcast.

It was impressive, man. Yeah. Chickens on the way. Just being mommy. Like, Hey kids. Yeah.

Eight more minutes. Oh, thanks mom. Yeah, dude. I wish you'd be a great mom. He's a great mom. No, he is. Eight more minutes. Oh, thanks, mom. Yeah, dude. I wish you'd be a great mom, dude. Thank you. He's a great mom. No, he is. He absolutely is.

Every time we have guests over, he's like, can I get you to drink? Do you want ice? No ice. Tall cup, short cup. How about a white claw? Oh, no. How about some juice? That is true. You're very accommodating. Yeah, he is. Very accommodating. Almost to the point where I'm like, it's like too accommodating.

I feel bad. Wifey material. Oh, a thousand percent. I'd wife him up, dude. That's our next shirt. It's going to be Eli's face and it's going to say wifey. I'm a wifey. You will be my wife.

The last time you were here was at my old house. We didn't have a studio yet, right? No, no, no. Yeah. I saw your lizards. Yeah, you saw my lizards. That's right. I showed you my lizards.

Please respond. Please respond. They were beautiful. I said, well, what a beautiful lizard. Choose your booze. We're doing a shot. Oh, okay. I got your cup over here.

How do you drink to that? I don't. No, like water. We're doing a shot. Oh, okay. I got your cup over here. Oh, yeah. How do you drink that? I don't. It stays on. You wanna do a shot? I can't. Why? I'm on a fast boils. Oh, would you like a shot of water? Yeah, I mean out of time. Shot of water? Perfect.

Hey, Savio. Oh, I know you wanted more. Fuck. You want vodka or whiskey? Where'd that come from? Vodka or whiskey? No, but bad vodka. He's got water. I know you wanted more fuck. Oh, I'll just you have a car with me My I come from Bucker whiskey. Uh whiskey. Yeah I got your own bottle ever got my vodka my bottle um This one sure my blood. Oh, that's good. That's really that's bourbon. Yeah, but only if we all take this Kershaw knife out and like Batting there's knives there. Oh, that smells nice. It's a good smell. Do you want one that would like do a blood oath. Oh, Batty, let me see that one. Ooh, that smells nice. That's a good smell. Do you want one that- Would you do a blood oath with me?

Yes, I'm a ginger. You would do a blood oath with me? Micah. Damn. We're gingers. We're bonded in soullessness. We already are bonded by blood. Absolutely.

Yeah. 100%. All gingers are related. Everybody knows that. We're on a fast. Can I call her? No, talk to her. Yeah, you want to?

Honestly. Oh my God, yes. Maybe she'll break the fast too right now. We're on a fast. Can I call her? No, talk to her. Yeah, you want to? Honestly. Oh, my God. Yes. Maybe she'll break the fast, too, right now. We can do it together. I will talk to her, and I'll be the sweetest boy in the world. He smelled it for like two seconds. Hey, babe.

I'm on a podcast right now. They're all drinking. Can we break our fast? This is Eli. I'm the one asking. He's actually doing a very good job, but I am the asshole friend. You are amazing. He speaks nothing but praises, and that's why he's holding to this very good job um but i am the asshole friend you are amazing he speaks nothing but praises and that's why he's holding to this and i'm like god dang it

how can we make it where you can break the fast and he can break the fast oh oh that's there oh that's you are oh my god that's impressive that Oh, that's there. Oh, my God. That's impressive. That's not the no, the yes. That's the perfect in the middle outcome that everyone wants. Now I see why he sings your praises.

First off, holy crap. Wow. Babe, you're an impressive woman. You know that? Hello? Oh, my God. You are lucky. Holy crap.

I've been- I'll get in a hot tub, so bye. Alright sweetheart, who are we getting in a hot tub with? I'm not! Hang up! She's like, you break your fast, I break mine. Alright, I'll allow it. Tell them I say hi. Okay, love you, bye.

You gotta stay a little crazy with your lady. You know what I'm saying? If you're getting too soft on her, like, oh yeah, do whatever you want. She's not- They don't like that. You gotta stay a little crazy on her. Like, who I'm saying if you're getting too soft I'm like oh yeah do whatever you want. She's not like they don't like that You guys stay a little crazy on like who you seen who you talking to we go. You know and what you do I keep the marriage spicy baby that in a morning star flail don't put those two together It's kind of fun to play with right I know that's why I hated I figured you if anybody would enjoy This fast has been a cooker man, and I do enjoy me some whiskey so That the bourbon that's the blood. Oh is this bourbon or is this whiskey that's the other one

Yeah, this is the blood. I got the blood. Oh, it's so good. What I got here. What else okay? You're good. Oh That's smooth. See, I like that one. Yeah, that's some bourbon. Jesus! I need a straw. Oh, oh! Do we have straws? It's like the Bloods- the- the Doom Slayer songs playing in my head. Uh, what's the- Aquato the Western front?

Boom, boom, boom! He's been released. He is free to drink. You did not. Can you actually thank Micah for this straw? That straw has been inside tea since the last podcast. It's washed. What the frick? Is there bacterial microbes in there, bro?

Oh, a thousand percent. It's washed. You just ran it under the sink for two seconds. He just rinsed it for half a second. That's what I did in Iraq and it worked fine. That's what I did in Iraq. It's fine. I'm going to be the what I did in Iraq and it worked fine. It's what I did in Iraq. It's fine. I'm going to be the first receiver in corner sets.

IBS. From the burn pits? That's my cancer. Delightful. Don't you have one with a hole in the middle? I do, but this is more on brand one. That's my Russian one. Hey, when are you going to do administrative results about clavas? I feel like that. Oh on brand one that's my russian one hey uh when are

you gonna do administrative results balaclavas i feel like that oh yeah that's a great question man so the issue is the material that i want to make it as perfect as i can i don't i could do balaclava but the problem is i want them to look like they would kind of suck right if you get them now have you hit up arcteryx i have not and i highly doubt arcteryx wants to work with me dude did you know that you'll sell at least 100 of them? You need more than 100. I'm joking. I was like, inventory-wise, it's a business.

They sell like 4,000 every time they restock. I'm going to put these down. One drink later. I knew he'd like that. I meant terrible influence. You just got your wife on the phone and broke your fast. We had a good conversation. Hey, when can we do a hot tub podcast? Can we buy hot stuff for the podcast house?

Yeah. The business expense. Well, since I suggested it. You want to be here for the hot tub? Yeah, I want to be here for the hot tub podcast. Yeah, done. We can do like a ginger segment. If you guys actually buy a hot tub, I will start.

I will go from 205 pounds to 170 pounds by the time the hot tub's here. Wait, for real? Yeah. Well, I'll try. No, no, no, no, no. He's just going to hit up a treadmill, dude.

Yeah, it's that kind of weight loss. No, no. I will do it. I will do it. I will. That skinny weight loss. He's like, guys, I did it. It's just loose skin.

No muscle. Yeah. Go back to 200. The old depression and white claw diet. That, yeah, I could replace food with white claw. I mean, I did for years. Did it work? It worked great.

Went from 290 down to like 230. Yeah. Really? Oh, I'll try that. I got off of alcohol for depression in white claw. I'm telling you man Like asleep don't sleep don't sleep called the baddie diet. I think how much I don't drink much at all And other than podcast is only guys like now I'm like, oh my Fucking I'm like, oh, yeah, those are back and I have my everything else Yeah, we get old man. If I stop drinking I can probably lose weight immediately. Yeah. I would just stop though. Fucking rough. It's so boring.

It's how I cope. Same. It is boring but on this fast, it's a- God, it sounds so pretentious dude. I feel like I dropped weight like boop, like that. Really? Two weeks without booze, you will fucking shred. Yeah, I'm feeling great. Yeah, shred. Remember that all you big old boys just two weeks shredded works even

You already have to kind of be in decent shape. I've stayed in okay shape. Yeah, you know. Oh fuck you What did you do before you were a content creator? Don't say the military would you do between the military and Rifle? What did you do? Oh, personal trainer. Yeah, that's good. And what have you done every fucking day since then? Boxing and MMA working out. Fuck. You have a kind of decent shit. Fuck you.

Bro, you can't bitch. 315. What? I haven't been to a gym since 2017. Fuck off. Mike tried to get me to go to the gym with him. I went there for like a month, but every day he'd be like, all right, pull-ups. And I'm like, fuck pull-ups.

And then he'd be like, all right, more pull-ups. And we'd do a set of something else. He every day he'd be like, alright, pull-ups. And I'm like, fuck pull-ups. And then he'd be like, alright, more pull-ups. And we'd do a set of something else. He'd be like, alright, back to pull-ups. And he's a military guy, so he just, just, this dude just cranking. I'll double down on that. Mike does a lot of pull-ups. Whenever we work out, he's all about the pull-ups. I'm like, Mike, I'm like 230, man. After a while, the pull-ups

catch up to me. No, dude. I couldn't even do one, so I look like a bitch, because Mike's holding the bottom of my Oh I know why you're doing that to 90 could still be like five pull I can do one hand to pull that week. I lose you at one hand or you can be like this This bullshit before but 60 I used to be in decent shape and then depression really is right that was at 160 Yeah, you got the two sides of the depression weight. You got the weight gain and the weight loss. I was at 170,

I could bench 340. The last time I was at 160, wait, what? At 170, I could bench 340. That's a very great ratio. Yeah, I was like, oh, good lift, squat. I was always at that.

How tall are you? 5'8". 5'8", at 170, you could bench 340. That's really good. If you don't lift a lot, those are great metrics. Those are awesome. Like, if you had no concept, that's what I'm saying. He lifts a lot, so he can do that. He can squat 340. That's really good. If you don't lift a lot, those are great metrics. Those are awesome.

Like, if you had no concept, that's what I'm saying. He lifts a lot. I feel like you can squat a lot. Actually, I got nice thick thighs. I feel like bodybuilder thighs. You're in tree trunks. Can you squat a lot?

No, I haven't squatted a lot. I now go for reps. Like, the other day, I worked up to, like, 275 for five, and I was like, all right, I'm bored, and I did 100 reps of 135. And then I did it, like, I was doing, like, 100 rep, all right, I'm bored. And I did a hundred reps of 135. And then I did it like, I was doing like a hundred rep days of just like, Oh, that sounds, that's how you don't walk the next day.

It wasn't that bad. A hundred reps on just squat. And then I went and did a hundred reps on leg extension. Some days I have to walk up and down my stairs twice. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by I don't have to. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. I have stairs.

Oh, I do now. How do you just remember that? It's a home gym. Because I live in Mike's old house. And so I lived in my old house for three years and I'm like used to a one-story house. And now, yeah. Wait, okay. Nice.

You're twitching now. I'm twitching. We're calling it twitching. You're twitching now i'm twitching we're calling it twitching you're twitching i'm old twitch streaming what game have you been doing uh dude i hop back on that halo reach grind dude we actually did a live stream where he reach uh he lost a halo game and it was not pretty i got a little i got a little too mad for no reason if i'm being honest did you break in control no are you a rage gamer no no little too mad for no reason if I'm being honest. Did you break your control? No, are you a rage gamer? No, no, no, but Halo is no no this man in Halo is disgusting It's actually like nobody really wants to play with him yet to be fair They don't play enough and I've been like grinding out playing and we were playing SWAT on Asylum It was bad. He had Charlie. He had Charlie. Charlie is like eating french fries. I'm like still trying to like pull the team.

And Charlie's getting like five kills. I got like 15. You're a sweaty player. I'm a sweaty. And I'm playing against two confident players. And listen, I love Charles. But I'm not like, dude, this is how I have fun, dude. It's like getting sweaty on Halo on like a Tuesday night.

Like you got to like give this thing to me. And so then Joe was talking trash. I got a little mad at Joe. I'm sorry, Joe. And then we won. We won. And I kind of mopped the floor with him when i didn't have any dead weight um so did you you did win i i won pretty hard yeah i want to okay now we gotta well we have a twitch we have a twitch tournament coming up i'm coming grantham administrative results joe charles we have a whole SWAT tournament. Yeah, you wanna be in it?

It's like done. It'd be really fun. SWAT tournament, you wanna be in it? I gotta like not be as aggro. No, be aggro. Do we play? I haven't played Halo in two years. That's kind of how all of us are, but him.

I'll get second place. You probably will. You'll gain a lot. I'm a guy who played Halo a lot. You're an FPS gamer too. Yeah. I can do FPS, that's fine. I'll get second place. Especially with COD, I'm a guy playing Halo. You're an FPS gamer, too. I can do FPS. That's fine.

Especially with COD. I'm kidding. Do you remember the Call of Duty tournament we did? Oh, yeah. Oh, I haven't played Call of Duty in years, dude. I flexed. I'm also a PC gamer, though. I'm ready.

I'm excited. I hit LEM and Counter-Strike. I'm more playing these guys than they never play. Sorry. You are. We always play. You only play weird games. No, I'm in. You play two games did you ever play splitgate no it's halo and portal mixed yeah, it's literally It's it's like they really really get us a low that can kind of went like whoo

It's a beta still And then they didn't have any events hurt it was good. It was great It was yeah rage gaming is because we play I play with only sweaties for god yeah for warzone I have a team that is we're in the high elo like it's diamond elo we are running the best when you join our servers and then it's so weird when we have crispy I love you you're my boy you're trash burn ass crispy fingers are terrible Help your skills So Chris me when he could join our our Elo he's like what the fuck bros I am getting shot everywhere like everywhere. I'm going I just you know like a bad Mexican accent. I'm sorry

Okay, there we go Got anyone as well It's like half Mexican man I can get away with it yeah yeah 100% I'm in I'm in

I'm in you know I'm cause I I'm like part Mexican now cause I'm into Mexican so often dude know what I'm saying what

what did he just say he's into Mexican so often oh yeah it's okay and I give him a pass every day for any accent he wants

gracias mi amigo and he speaks more spanish yeah but no like crispy uh it's bad games it well it's poor anyone they're like i've got jobs they join our elo and they're like i cannot compete at this level and it's just then it's an you're just like oh my god. I got a rest Teams watch he's dead. It's four more thousand dollars. Do we do it? Yeah, we have to resume So my wife has been like she's the the classic Wife where it's like hanging out is just watching Netflix, right? I love that though.

I hate it. Anyway, so she has conformed. We got her a PC and so she is now a PC gamer. Okay, no, that's cool. No, no, no. But can you guess what game she plays? Minecraft or Sims? No, no, it's an FPS. Come on.

Fortnite. Oh, that's an FPS. Come on. Fortnite? Oh, that's fair. I was going to say Valorant. Oh, Valorant. That's good. Every other lobby has girls in it. I would not say Fortnite. All right, Valorant.

Anyway, so I've been playing Valorant. Single gamers, hit a Valorant. Valorant can get real sweaty. So I've been playing Valorant. I was LEM in Counter-Strike. So I'm like Diamond Valorant. She's like And we are somewhere in the middle so it's not fun for me not fun for her that's kind of

Yeah My girlfriend The audience retention on this conversation Dipped off for me We just had a whole Side I feel left out What was it you guys are giggling Well we were like hey single girls I'm in Valorant Yo what's up hot girls Any single girls over here

I'm huge Girls play Valorant. We're just making up Valorant stories. No, honestly, Valorant is an E gaming dating sim. It is awful. Hey, I got some 5'10 abs. Bitch 340, as you said. Any bitches out there?

Any single girls want an Omegle? Oh, no. Nine-inch cog, bro. I'm 16. Nine-inch cog. What the fuck? My phone lags. Centimeters, dude.

I remember the... Did you guys ever do the Omegle days? I've been on it, yeah. Yeah. I was around during that time. I remember chat roulette back in the day. That's not a thing. Chat roulette, yeah.

It's not a thing anymore. Is it really not? I don't think so. I know Omegle still is. Oh, yeah. I see it on TikTok all the time now. Chat, we've seen many of titties. So many dicks. So many dicks.

So many more dicks than titties. Oh, yeah. I've seen a lot of. We're talking like 200 to 1 ratio. More than that even maybe. Honestly, probably more. Yeah. It was a lot.

It's tough being a dude. But no, we recently. Unless you like, unless you swing unless you maybe you like that we know we recently went on omegle drunk and there were no dicks i think that they did something because oh dude like a month ago there was no dicks out of like three four hundred people yeah and i am dead serious they did something god knows what no dicks probably like a dick chat room where it's there has to be some kind of moderation on i forgot so me and my girl she went on me go we did a video about this she would be on camera and she was wearing a very uh this is the good

old bait and switch a bait and switch outfit and she was just having a oh no here we go but you gotta see the guys react about what if you get somebody who knows you on sub podcast what's up and then oh there's somebody oh no i'm i'm very curious how this is Oh, is that a dick? I don't know. That was not, that was not. It was a finger. It was, come on.

We gotta get one human. There's gotta be one person. One human. But see how no one's showing anything though. It's either a black screen or. So my girl, she did this. Hey, what up? Hey, what's up?

What's going on? What's up, dog? No, no. I'm going to close it. Me and my girl did that, and it was great. Who was it? The British or Indian dude. It's a five-year-old Indian kid. Yeah, that was weird. That was weird. I wasn't comfortable with that the British or an Indian five year old Indian kid

yeah that was weird that was weird I wasn't comfortable with that British or Indian guy they like see my girl on there and she's like hey

thousand percent Indian but yeah and it was like they were like hi can I can I can I show you something

and she was like yeah of course and he's trying to reenact this because it's great and he's like Can I show you something? And she was like, yeah, of course. And he's reenacting this because it's great. And he's like. You want me to continue sexy dancing for you? And I was like, babe, say yes. Say yes. Say fucking yes right now.

Please say yes. So he's like, you flashed his butt? No. You want more? You want more butt? Was it hairy? And I was like, you flashed his butt? No! You want more? You want more butt? Was it hairy? And I was like, babe, say yes right now. And she was like, uh-huh.

And he's like, butt. And he's like, and he danced with his butt out. And he turned back. He's like, you like that? And then this is all they seen on that camera. And home dude was just like this. on that camera Oh my god. Now he's got trauma. There it is. Oh man. It's like these dudes just discovered the internet. Like what are you thinking? That just you don't get away.

No one wants to see you. You're gonna get some beautiful girl on there that wants to see your ass? No. Why are you gonna start with your ass? Yeah, why as a dude are you thinking like Oh this chick wants to see my ass dude. Was it Harry? I don't remember. It was brown.

Oh, yeah. He was Indian then. I was like, British or Indian? I just remembered a brown ass. I was like, he was Indian. And it was glorious, his reaction. And then the ass. The ass.

Like, I fuck. Because when we get on the internet, especially here, we're just like, I don't trust this person. Yeah. I'm going to end it right. That's like. Yes. Because when we get on the internet, especially here, we're just like, I don't trust this person. I'm going to end it right now. And a lot of dudes, they would see Sav pop up and be like, next. They would next it? Yeah, most of the dudes are like, uh-uh. It's like that, like, no. You're a dude?

No. There are no girls on the internet. If she's not a three, next, because this is bait. Yeah, it is. Like, if she's not a three, we've got to move on. That is a fake video. That's a man. Yeah, it is. Like, if she's not three, we got to move on. That is a fake video. That's a man. There's a fed.

Yeah, she's going to ask me how much fertilizer I have in the garage. I know how. I've been through this before. Oh, you think you're going to get me again? I've seen your playbook. I've read your rules. When's this tournament going down? Like, so I'll be in Idaho next week, the week after.

So it'll be like a Friday, not this Friday or next Friday, the Friday after. PC or controller, you do you. Controllers are going to take it. Controller has an advantage. Absolutely. On Halo specifically, controllers have an advantage. I mean, it's any game with a controller at this point has an advantage. Controllers on Halo.

Imagine playing CSGO or Valorant on a controller. Neither of those games are controller native, though. So Halo Infinite, what we've seen was Halo Infinite is the biggest thing. On the World Tournament, they've seen 95% players at that level use controller because of the aim assist. It's not just halo it's any console native game that's been boarded to pc oh war zones i know when i'm playing a war zone i know when i'm playing a controller player because it's like this i'm like oh they're not missing so destiny destiny 2 has a huge issue right now where all the pro major pro players that are like pvp gods are using things

called zin or chronos controllers says it's a controller but it's mouse and keys it's massive they also get m assist yeah oh yeah i i'm mouse and keys it's an accessibility thing it's meant for people who have some sort of a disability or something who who can't play on a normal mouse and keyboard so it's a controller setup that's a mouse and keyboard. So it's a controller setup. That's a mouse and keyboard. What's it called? We have this tournament coming up. I'm not, it has nothing to do with what,

with the tournament. I'm not going to use it, but what's it called? It's Cronus. Micah's really good. I am. It's just a mouse and keyboard with added aim assist of controllers. Insane.

Yeah. I will say Cronus is way worse. Oh yeah. I mean, uh, Call of Duty, they're all banned at this point, I believe. That's, they're not. That's the problem. No, I'm pretty Cronus is way worse. Oh, I mean Call of Duty. They're all banned at this point I believe that's what they're not that's the problem. No, I'm pretty tournament tournament level. Yes tournament level They are but normal you're fine same thing with destiny though. So Cronus will you can program in hey adjust for recoil

Yeah Yeah, you're firing the recoils going up that it auto just it knows exactly it's like okay. It's a I know when I play that's just cheat. Well. What's the point? That's just cheating. That's not even that's not like a port or like a Fun well, that's the thing but everyone's like no man. It's it's because I learned how to do it I'm better. I want to see their body type. I want to see their body type because I wanna see those, I wanna see their body type. I wanna see their body type. Because if, no for real, for real, post-physique, post-physique, if you are running a

Cronus, honestly, post-physique, I wanna see if you are actually fit and you have the discipline to handle life. If you don't, chances are if you're running a Cronus from the sound of it, you don't- dude a lot of COD gamers are just yoked for some reason. Yeah, but those guys, why are they all Cronus? New gamers are not all fat pieces of shit anymore.

I know, I know. Listen, I love video games. I love to work out. Listen, the two aren't usually exclusive, but when dudes are gaming the system and cheating pretty much like that, I think it's a lack of character and a lack of morals. That's a new shirt.

Let me see your body type. Just post-physique. Just post-physique. Post-physique. Have you guys used that yet? Oh, yeah. All the time. Is that merch? Not yet. I'm not going to share it with you folks. Just post physique. Post physique. Have you guys used that yet? Oh, yeah. All the time. Is that merch?

Not yet. I'm not going to share it with you folks. I called it. That's what I'm like, why isn't that merch? That is a good-ass piece of merch. Post physique, dude. You know that picture of you going like, and you're just massive. You look, you should do that.

He always looks massive. Yeah. Always looks massive. Look at him. When you see, like Houston is a prime example. That's my favorite nerd where he's a mega, hyper, like, anime video game nerd. Dude, he surprised me with that. And he is.

We were driving here, and he was like, well, like, anime. So I'm like, shut the fuck up. Wait, holy shit. You're not allowed to talk about anime. When we were at the bar, he started talking about anime. He's like, yeah, on this episode, you're on Naruto. Okay, I'm finished. Dude, he watched all of Naruto.

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I'll give you a pass. Well no no no like I'd be lying right now if I said it. He's Asian, he'll give you a pass. Yeah, oh thanks dude. Oh my god. We got the end admin result. One shu one dog. Bin Chi Ling.

As he just said, he is now accessible to the anime. Wait, is that for me? I don't mean that. Is that it? There are anime Lean this way. You don't want to be on that. There are anime incompatibilities

and I think Admin here might be one. Really? Just like Michael J. Mike and Grantham. Who? I don't know. Incompatible. Really? Just like Michael, Mike, and Grantham, whatever. Who? I don't know. Incompatible.

Incompatible. Like, just oil and water. I agree with that. There are some people that just can't do anime. No. I did anime as a kid, and then I stopped. There was like a five-year period. I was like, nah, anime's for fucking weebs.

Gross. I got into it when there was nothing else to watch, and I was like, this is fire. Then I got a divorce, and I was like, I had laughs with anime. I was in sixth grade. I was like, nothing else to watch and I was like I Was in sixth grade. I was like this is dope and everyone's like you're stupid and now it's cool Yeah, it's cool to be a weeb now. It is cool. Absolutely. It used to be like you have to hide the fact you watch Naruto And now it's like oh, yeah Wearing the headbands and make They made everyone look bad. They made everyone look bad. Yeah, once the hot goth mommies got involved, everyone was like, oh, anime?

Oh, yeah. True. I like anime. True. I'll talk about anime to you. Yeah, there's a few number of girls. There was old weebs and then there's current weebs. And the old guard, if you will, was very different.

Yes. Then the girls started coming in and was like, cosplay? And then cosplay? Man, anime is a fucking joke. Dude, you're pretty sick. I love fucking Pokemans. These are some sweet Pokeballs on your chest. Dude, I did watch this one episode of Naruto. It was, you know, a senior year in high school.

I'd watch the weird kids Naruto run to the cafeteria. I wish that was a joke, but I've seen it too, yeah. Yeah, my favorite episode. I watch it in weird kids Naruto run to the cafeteria. I wish that was a joke, but I've seen it too. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite episode. I watch it in real life every day on the way to lunch. I'm still disappointed in you. I know you watch this. He used to wear the headband and Naruto run all the time.

No, no. It's just a buddy of mine that watches this occasionally. Hey, Matt. That's good. You were weird. Stop it. Dude, I guarantee when I was a teenager, I would do fucking Super Saiyan charges. I guarantee in middle school, I was like, hey!

I saw that video of the guy who's like, if you unlock your mind, you can be Super Saiyan. Remember that video? Yeah. And the guy sits there in his living room. He's like, ah! And like veins bulging. He's like, my name is blah, blah, blah. I am Super Saiyan. With the black kid? Yes. Look it up. Yes. That's is blah blah blah. I am the black. Yes. Yes

That's my god. Hey, I know the exact Really his eyes are rolling No, I've never seen this oh my god You know he looks back on that and he's like, damn. That lives on the internet forever. It's like Jedi kid. Jedi kid got bullied into it. I love he is the very first viral video.

Yeah. The very first viral video is Jedi kid. Do you know Jedi kid? Oh my God. Do you know Jedi kid? Yeah. Oh yeah. He was on touch point.

I wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. He was. Yep. He actually show up. The big one big one yeah the big fat guy who falls over yeah he's give the context what's the background of the story it's like he was in high school does he fall over the trash backwards no no so jet airsoft fatty yeah airsoft yes yeah which not leon houston did a video with him yeah so. So Jedi Kid was the very first viral video. Who is in his music band cap thing.

And then he had just a normal, not a saber. What was it called? It was like a staff. Yeah. So you have like him walking. But they asked him. No, he got baited into it was the whole. No.

So he recorded this without knowing knowing So this is what happened. He recorded. That's why he's like he walks in And his leg fucking flails out the leg flow and then he does and then it's like cut to. Yeah. And he's like swinging his saber. Duel of the Fates is the greatest song ever written. He didn't delete the footage on the memory card. Someone else got it and then uploaded it to the internet. That is why he deleted,

he just disappeared from the internet in general after that got uploaded. Remember the remote kid? What's it called? Greatest Freakout Ever. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was fake. Which one? Greatest Freakout Ever.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, yeah. I was so sad when I found out that whole channel was fake. Yep. You're like, oh, I thought it was all real. That was I was so sad when I found out that whole channel was fake. Yep Well, I mean I was in like third grade so yeah, I thought it was real That's pretty good. That's good material. That's like We're happy by the way like there's no way his mom and dad saw that well you're still creative so How is that

Take some skillication to the craft That is method acting I will say uh we were so Houston and me were driving here and I was like I found my original YouTube account my OG one I was like oh I definitely have the oldest YouTube account

in the entire group period and Houston was like oh I created mine 12 years ago. He's like, is it that? I was like, mm-hmm. Unfortunately. When did you guys start your? Oh, I have it. It's there.

06. 06. February 06. The old guy. Yeah, I'm the old guy. I found my old account. I was like, what the fuck is this thing? I actually have a video with like 9 000 views

from my old you know when you're a kid and you get 9 000 views you're famous and it was a uh did you ever read shabu new why does that sound it's like a book about an indian girl and you read it in school when you were in like sixth or seventh grade i did a video called shabu new daughter of the wind and it was me dressed up as Shabanu, the chick. Oh, you would get canceled so fast. And we even had this part where I have an airsoft AK and I go, la la la la la la la la

and I roll down my cul-de-sac and we put a firecracker in the end of the AK and I shoot it. We like pretend to be terrorists. I got an A on that project. Imagine doing that in school now. I hope someone finds it and you get canceled. Oh, if you search Shabanu, you will find Curly haired me. Mike has to let you go. It's oh it's there. Are you doing it? Shaba A-A-N-U. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just found a video of me from eight years ago on YouTube that I forgot existed.

Oh, there it is. Look at that. I fractured my wrist. Wait, hold the fuck on. You're... That's me. Wait, hold on. Why do you look attractive? What happened? Eli, stop hoarding the video. He's like 12, dog.

I would have thought that was a female. That's what I was going for. Hey what was going on in Afghanistan dawg? Hold up let me get you to the part Hold up hold up right here We even said viewer discretion advised Have you ever showed the top half of your head and not the bottom? Oh yeah I used to do the neck gear Not right now no my hair not gonna look good man

I'll take my beanie off I'll take my beanie off Have you ever showed the top half of your head and not the bottom? Oh yeah, I used to do the neck hair. Not right now, no. My hair's not gonna look good, man. I'll take my beanie off. I don't give a ffff-damn what you do. I will VFX the most watched shot of you. Have you seen my hair? You've never seen my hair. I know, I'm saying, if you revealed it, it would just cut and I'd just put it on like two nights.

That's what I expected. Hey, you're a ginger. Check this out, though. Oh my god Did you do your hair today out of regs get yours like this looks weird? I'm sure it looks so weird Charlie You can go you can Hold on, hold on. No, no, no. Above the ears. There we go, yeah. Come on. Come on, there we go. He could show up to SHOT Show and no one would stop him. He'd just act all over.

Not a single person, they would think you're cosplaying as Admin. Give me a line. Oh, dude. Oh. Oh, dude. So this one episode of Naruto, I was it. It was not so my favorite movies Quentin Tarantino everything else mid In glorious bastards

What else what else oh, I always come in fortune to Tim bit the hunch. Oh, yeah, he did first thing he did he put on anyone Sunk down you hurt his worst posture on the planet Oh God look give me another shot You want one yeah Patty you want one Patty I know because I still have my cup of whiskey right here. Oh, it's bad. I yeah, I've been drinking a cup of whiskey Oh my god, Danny. Okay. Good mythical morning. Here's a good mythical morning. Oh, Brett Embrace the link Brett Rhett and Link bad

Guys thank you. I'm just enjoying this. This is like one of those like ah I did want to ask you now because mister Are you gonna do that to the straw do it to destroy dare you? Okay, we're gonna you've got me you've gotten so good at drinking through a balaclava. It's uncanny. It's impressive. Honestly. I've spent hours in a ball club, brother. Hours. I've lived in this thing. I've died in this thing. I've made sweet, sweet, tender love under the moon. Have you had sex in your ball club?

No, I haven't. It's too personal. Stop it. No. Not once. Come on, man. Listen, I'm not diving into my love life. A man's love life is not something to dive into on camera.

This is the liver king. Have you made her aware? My brother, I just told you. You know which one I'm talking about? The clip I've been to on camera. This is the liver king. Have you made her aware? My brother, I just told you. You know which one I'm talking about? The clip I'm talking about? Yeah. To be fair, I do like that clip. I do like that and I respect him.

That's where you got the clip from. If I was a liver king, I'm not telling Ethan from H3H3 about my love life. That dude's a soy jack to the max. Did you watch the whole clip? Because afterwards, he's like, all right, I'm just kidding. Anyway, so.

I don't care. He's got to stick to his guns his? Natural If I was living king and Ethan from a truck talking I'd be like a bro pose was he come on dude like I would Look at that. That's what surprised me most it's like You're trying to sell them and then people bought into it. They were like, you look at that, and you're like. Oh, that's natty.

That's one of those people I've never worked out a day in their life. They're like, oh yeah, I can use ball. We should have Liver King on Garandum. I don't work out. I'm looking at him like. Should we do a Liver King Garandum? Can I be there for that?

Would that enrage the internet, though? Oh, yeah. Having him there would be like. Horse testicles. Could you just catch him running? As long as you, I see him running like this. I want him to chase me down. He's like, what's up, primals?

Today we review the bow. Sunk. Bow. Wooden bow. Today we go hike up to northern Idaho. We carve a tree, make a bow, and do a ballistic test. I'm not going to lie. That guy sounds like kind of a good sound.

What if we did a bow and arrow ballistic test? That's actually a great liver King. The one I want to see, cause you brought up, it's a really good idea. Both teams merge together. Which team would be part of this on sub also. You I'll drink.

I'll hang out and grant them. You can admin. We bring in core. That's what I do best. Corridor digital. I want corridor digital. So bad in and around my orifice sam and nico did you know sam and nico are the reason i ever picked up a camera in the very beginning i would not be doing such a child what i'm doing if i didn't watch sam and nico i'm gonna invite

you to the we play war zone like two two to three oh, they're my heroes. I'm not kidding you. I'm inviting him because me, Freddy, Sam, and- I owe almost everything that I'm capable of right now to that whole crew. And I- That was like me meeting Freddy Wong. So Batty flew in first time. He's like, we're doing a D&D. I was like, oh, this is the first time meeting Batty. I picked up Batty. He's like, okay, we're going to pick up Freddy Wong. And he's like, what? Freddy Wong? He's like, oh, you're gonna run a D&D game for smooth Dungeon tiles in my meanies

He's never interacted with like fan is just like when we got tattoos as I oh we're going to get dinner with Danny Worsnop and it was like, oh, we're going to get dinner with Danny Worsnop. And he was like, one of my, like, I saw Danny Worsnop, least thing you're asking, Alexandra. I love him to death. You're a great friend. You're the best. But previously, he was just a dude I saw at Warped Tour like four times when I was 19. And I was like, Danny Worsnop! And then we were like, oh, yeah, we're going to get sushi.

And then we're like, I don't like sushi. I'm going to go, though. I'll eat some rice. He's eating sushi. I love it, Danny Worsnop. I legit, I like sushi. I'm gonna go though. I'll eat some rice. I love it Danny Wurst. I hate sushi. It was awful. Danny you like sushi. I like sushi. I love sushi Danny.

I'll try it again. It's okay. It's kind of weird. It feels weird going down my throat. But it's really tasty. That was crazy shit. I wasn't prepared for that. It's a weird thing meeting your heroes man. It really is. They usually suck. It was weird thing meeting your heroes man. It really is they usually suck It was weird meeting Garan some he's one my heroes, and then he like kissed me on the lips

It was just like nuts dude. He kissed you wait if I kiss you that was a joke. Sorry Mike kiss you right? I don't have to do I know I'll kiss him. I've kissed you guys all look like great kissers, but uh Homies no kiss again. I guess you guys good the homies no i kiss you guys good night i'm not kissing you right now but no that's not the first time technically i'm not contact listen i'm not kissing you i'm just asking you is it contact yeah we can count as contact sounds like a lot of weird consent I Yeah Fuck yeah, I'm so sorry Do you love you look great? Dude, you looking hot. Yeah, it was

You know kiss. What do we do though? So so to fulfill the corridor digital? Micah Mayfield, Grantham administrate results, fantasies, half life two or half life lore corridor, digital Grantham collab, some kind of like, he does kind of look like Gordon.

We do do onward research has a product coming out named after half life. Are you don't do it, bro. Is it Sam or Nico? It's a, I'm go oh no I was in bed naked I know so he might be. I just want to see your reaction. Because I'm going to watch you be like, I'm a huge fan of your girl. Dude, I could hit him up right now and be like. I'll marry you. Remember your short film from 2013, Tether?

I really liked that one. I wish I could do CGI from the sky. You're such a fucking nerd. Oh my God, Tether. Remember Tether? Holy shit. I wish I could do CGI from the sky I love that one with like a little robot and the tether from the sky Oh tether was their first series Yeah, I don't know anything about this Who is this Heather? The name of my mom oh dude your mom is pretty hot. Heather Mayfield. Yes. Called it. I'm sorry, Heather. Are you guys on a first name basis?

That's hot. Well, guys, come on. That went a little too far. I crossed some lines there. Micah, I'm sorry. Mrs. Mayfield, that was, if my mom watches this, please don't watch. She's going to make it to an hour 28 of unsubscribe. You know what's easier? Delete the last five seconds.

They're way easier. You're apologizing. I was just saying how hot Mike's mom is. It got kind of weird. The part where you... The joke crossed the line. It was not okay. Whatever you want to say.

Wait, what would be your dream YouTubers to work with, both of you? For me, for sure, it would be someone who can actually make our sci-fi fantasies a reality on screen. It would be Corridor Digital. They're YouTubers. Thanks for never trying to just reach out and ask me. I did.

And I said, name the date. Tomorrow. Done. No. I will say this. No, no. tomorrow done no I will say this no Mike will attest we're really bad at planning

we're really bad at planning it would be more of a gun tubers are the worst it would be a hey Eli two days from now can you be in Idaho? Yeah, and I'm like, what's the shot list? You're like, what are those? And I'm like,

okay, we need to do a visual. We've never written a shot list. That's a big thing. You were saying gun troopers are bad at planning. That's a real thing. They don't come from the world of the conventional shot list thing. It's like, we don't do shot lists. A lot of the guys are prior mill, prior law enforcement. Eli comes from LA where they plan things. No, but even then, how long did it take me

to put that finger down to plan your shot i was like hey do wide shot do this that's true so for the mandalorian video on grantham i literally before we shot that little like thing i'm like eli all right all right how do i do this and he's like oh there it did do this do that and i still didn't even do it properly but it good, but it was cut to a wide It was cut to that was like this is how you do it And I was like hey just leave a longer beat next time like in my head I just need to know what is going on. I can get the shot your brain was like Yeah, yeah, my tism and I was like hey

I was like VFX. I was like hey make this bigger and then And when he does the fingers with the shirt on but it's all those little things where I see it one time all I need is one Time I like hey switch how the things falling hey bigger sparks do this and you're good We did a tism touch merch for and we gave all the proceeds to your awareness Yeah, all proceeds went to autism reason. I can't buy it anymore very I got you That's a good shirt. That's a great sure do but it was like for me. That's all I need I'm like hey, let me hear the directions and then I'm good okay, and then I watch your show Okay, sighs for 45 all my friends rain man. I mean they know via that

I just close my eyes. I'm like Okay, we need You do it. Yeah, because I know my angles I know how to spell it in the edit already So it's done and like just like VFX you send me yours is like hey switch how the looks falling do bigger problem What level are you? 99 oh, I'm sorry. What level are you? Your VFX level. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about autism.

Prestige level 10. I have a runescape tattoo, dude. 99 out of 99, dude. But those are the things. For me, I'm just like, I can just build the shot list on how I need it in my head. I just need to know the script so I can read it and be like, hey, we got to film it this way so that way it looks good and it translates on camera.

Yeah. No, dude, we are like, let's do an Independence Day skit. You were there for the Independence. How bad was the Independence Day filming? I want to say it was bad. I don't know. Why do you guys grab it? We didn't because it was a man in a fighter pilot

and we were standing on a range in Idaho and we were somehow trying to make you and Mike appear like you're in a fighter pilot, but there was no ambiance. It was just you going, oh, I target him. So how you film that is literally him sitting down in front of camera with blue screen upward angle like this Oh, no, no, you see you said blue screen not blue screen sky. Oh, you need sky

Okay, so sky because I'm gonna hair in place that when you don't have anything to replace you use the whatever objects you have around So you know and Mike you have them in the the background. So it's like hey get on this hill We're gonna film upward you sit downhill now. We're filming upward. The only thing behind them is the the background so it's like hey get on this hill we're gonna film upward you sit downhill now we're filming upward the only thing behind them is the sky okay sweet rotoing you against the sky is extremely easy fucking quick roto key put them in the background okay now on the background element i add the jet and the seat behind them and then do uh camera blur 0.5 and then this is the planning thing. This is what we did. We showed up.

I just played it in my fucking head. We showed up. You told me the show is that I told you how to film it. Yeah. And thank you for watching the subscribe podcast. As always, we have Eli Jones, myself, Vatty Streams, and our two beautiful, powerful, wonderful, amazing, sexy, strong, very, one of them has a low credit score micah mayfield and administrative results thank you both for coming out we will be on the after show here immediately

after you find that on patreon good luck we'll see you soon where do we find you at uh administrative results on uh youtube i need to type it all the way on instagram because i'm shadow banned i'm i was gonna say i'm so shadow banned uh at Micah Mayfield no one knows how to spell Micah so that's the game what's your mom's at at h dot Heather dot Mayfield

don't tell them edit that out no your mom's a sweet woman she's not I want a thousand followers on my mom's Instagram. Just so she goes, everyone thinks I'm so cool. Cool for that. How she gets famous.

She's like, that one's not bad. It's like, it's not bad. It's terrible.