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Episode Date: May 3, 2023

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It's still edging up, but it's that eventually you hit a point where you're like, you plateau a bit. But now, you know, YouTube's the big thing. I'm like, I'll figure out a crack in the nut you take some oh yeah get open somehow somehow man yeah youtube's great can we can we drink what on the first five minutes we need to pop a top oh no we're not there yet oh calm down have the tops to pop oh you do you do. Are they hot or cold? Those are hot.

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while you drink White Claw in the podcast. It's like, do you think that's all we do? There's liquor all over the shelves. I don't know what this White Claw Hate is. It's a great, low-calorie seltzer. And some of us are 30s. We're all 40s. 40s.

Fucking old. You got to start living different, man. My liver hurts every day. I just like, in my my head it's this like fucking pussy drinking white claw you've been to war i wear pink that is how comfortable i am fuck man he's killed a man a different sense of security back on you. Fuck, man. He's killed a man. That gives you

a different sense of security. You just stop caring. Welcome to the podcast. As always, we have Eli Double Tap, myself, Matty Streams, and our wonderful, great-haired guest. Welcome back, man. Thank you. I missed the first time you were here.

Yeah, you weren't here the first time. Yeah, no, it's great to finally meet you, my dude. I'm all right. I love you. You've never met him, but you've been to his house. That was his old house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that.

We built it in my old house. I was just. No, I called it a compound because there was like a gate to get in. And then another gate. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is a compound feel, you know? That's why I was stonewalled. You were so confused by your text. I was like, oh, this is a compound feel, you know? That's why I was stonewalled. You were so confused by your text. I was like, what compound are you talking about?

It was like question mark. I was like, oh, new studio, man. You're like, that's a residential house. It's not like a warehouse and generator on the property. I was like, what address did I send him? I was like, okay, we're good. Dude, how you been? How you been, my man? Dude, I've been good. I we're good. Dude, how you been? How you been, my man?

Dude, I've been good. I've been good. We're out here working. Crushing live. We're getting stuff done. Gaming. All the good stuff, man. All the good stuff.

Not taking any breaks. I know. You've been. It's one of my favorite things about it. It's like all the content you do. You are hard working. Dude. You are hard working.

You need to chill a little bit. You're making the rest of us look bad you slow down man no it's like it's it's been a good grind man uh all the pieces come together every day when i think about it i'm very grateful for all the things i have i know that's like a sappy thing to say but i have a lot of peers who i like came up in the comedy scene with who aren't as successful as i am quote unquote successful and so just to be where i'm at i'm like this is awesome i'm very happy with what's going on yeah it just hit my head because it is it's awesome to watch those friends like you where it's like hey that hard work and effort and you don't give up and my boy is just crushing it and continue and you know the grind like oh

yeah i think it's an easy grind it's like oh comedian you're like no no you just stand on stage and tell jokes bro you gotta gotta get good at it i remember i did a show once in uh i think it was like toronto yuck yucks or toronto absolute comedy i was doing the show i'm hosting and a guy in the corner said something like i could do this and i like kind of ripped on him for a bit and then i was coming on again in between two other comics and I tied together like four pieces of crowd work that I had done previously I was getting laughs and was this whole moment of like full circle and I turned to the guy who said that I was like you think you could fucking do this you think you could do this fucking bring it what kind of shitty person does it take to go to a comedy show and then be like

fuck you bro like what do you it's if we're making it look easy we're doing a good job that's part of it if you if you are coming in and you're like he's just talking off the top of his head and he's it's all natural which sometimes we are some guys are just riffing you're doing crowd work or whatever but like when your material that's written feels like it was it's a spur of the moment then you're like oh this is exactly that organic field of the story exactly that's what we want that's what we're yes absolutely yeah i think a lot of people don't realize it is if you watch dave chapelle or uh the other um chris rock special yeah you get to see how they tie they're like this joke's going here then we'll follow it up with this yeah it's

a whiteboard with how they're going to approach the entire set for an hour hour and a half exactly and chapelle does some wild stuff like chapelle will do like five hour six hour sets where he'll just go on stage i've never seen one of them i've heard people talk about them but that they're like it's not funny the whole time but it's very like you're engaged you're engaging and it'll go into moments where he's just like killing with these jokes and then talk about some other stuff and he's just flowing but just stream to be in it's like yeah streaming or something being live streaming yeah but you're the only piece of content and like the to be in front of people for that long it's like that's pretty wild but no no one else really does that no it's dave and he has i think the gift of storytelling is

where he because everyone has different styles like when chris rock special came out i was like oh this is chris like you know you know chris rock and it's it's it's weird watching it not it was fantastic but it's for this day and age it felt antiquated like it just the first feel of it the first like 10 minutes i felt a little old man comedy yeah but uh i remember talking to my buddy about uh the ricky gervais special that came out and he was like i was watching it and i felt like this is an old man doing comedy he's like but wait yeah it is an old man this guy's almost 60 yeah it's like yeah so the first but then i think once it got past that first chunk where he's like, everyone gets offended.

I'm like that. Who knows when he wrote that this felt, it felt like material that should have been out like three, four or five years ago. But once he got past that, the jokes about Elon, the jokes about Will Smith, I was like, oh, these are bangers. He had some like huge bangers in that special. Did we ever talk about the Will Smith shit? Oh, the Will Smith shit is great.

I don't think we ever did no that's why it was crazy it's it's well just that cat cat and then you waited a year and it was perfectly yeah dude and you're like oh my god no the will smith stuff was wild there's clearly whatever's going on between him and jada and like that super healthy relationship man it just goes to show that like having someone bad close to you it doesn't matter between him and Jada and like that super healthy relationship so healthy it just goes to show that like having someone bad close to you it doesn't matter how successful you are how much money you have it'll drive

you fucking crazy what was it that picture of Jada and Tupac it's like Tupac took the right even Tupac was like he got out just by dying I think they said at least he dodged one bullet at least he dodged one bullet.

At least he dodged one bullet. Yeah. I think it was, I don't remember. It was a tweet from Will Smith or some shit this year. He was like, well, it's weird.

I have to stay at home this year. Yeah. Dude, man. Yes. And you totally did that, but you got it to be like a little unhinged to go walk on stage. And stage at what you know is one of the most watched live events and slap a man and also there's the whole aspect of how much smaller chris rock is than him and the joke was not about like it was not harmless and he laughs he laughs

at it and then he looks and then he's he's like sees him he's like oh I'm not supposed to be laughing I'm not supposed to be laughing right now she's gonna hit me later that's exactly he looked at me he's like if I'm gonna get hurt you're gonna get hurt he's like run up slap me

he's like did I do it right babe yeah dude I love you I heard some story about Jada where it was like her 40th or 50th

or something like that and Will Smith started planning it out like three years in advance it was like her say her 37th birthday. He was like, for her 40th, I'm going to do something crazy. And he did this crazy, like Mary J. Blige performed.

Like, oh, this was this huge spectacle. And like partway through the night, everything's going crazy. He's like, so like, are you having a good time? And she says, this is the most disgusting display of your ego. A man goes out of his way to make sure that you have the most wonderful night with the best performers and it's all about you and and she goes fuck you spits in his fucking face she's like a great lady what is this wonderful yeah i just like it's like i sucked his dick and cheated on you how's that make you feel like yeah like bro on a live set. That's insane. What was that? Well, that's what I think.

Because Jada, her career has been like nothing. She hasn't really done anything. She was like in the Matrix or something. So when she's like providing as an entertainer, the only thing she's providing is the gossip about her being famous, which is just her attachment to Will Smith. And she's just milking that into some sort of entertainment career where she's just putting their dirty laundry out in public. Like, it's fucked. I can't even, like, comprehend the thought.

We're like, yeah, we should go on TV and talk about this. About how you fucked our son's friend? And how shameless. How does this kid feel? Dude, exactly. The Hot Honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's. With juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, shredded lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss. Get your Hot Honey McCrispy today.

Available for a limited time only at McDonald's. It's like, it's one thing if you cheat. You fucked your son's friend who was staying in, I think he was staying in the house because he was like, because he fell on hard times. Like the manipulation and the dirtiness of that whole thing is, you disrespected your son, your husband. You took advantage of a young man. Like it's like all these fucking things, dude. You ticked all the boxes. Yeah, you're sick, dude.

Put it on TV. That's like going into a fight with your spouse, and you're about to, like, get divorced or something, and you're like, I have so much to fucking say to you. Hold on. Yeah. Boop. Hey, what's up, stream?

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they're so fucking weird you see that stuff it is a weird thing i think with social and all these platforms there's been this perception that everything you do is everyone's business or that there needs to be this out facing thing. Like there's, um, there's like obviously the big, like all the Andrew Tate stuff that's kind of like attached to people's opinions and stuff. Yeah.

And I don't give a shit how anyone wants to live, but that perception is all based on someone having any sort of say on how someone else lives their life. Like they're like, okay, you're a woman. You need to be like this. You're a man.

You need to be like this, whatever you a man. You need to be like this. Whatever you feel comfortable with your partner. There's some dude out there who's getting pegged and his wife cucks him and they do a whole thing and they're madly in love. Oh, they're having the greatest life. But if you follow certain aspects of understand or thinking that your internal thing with a person is anyone else's business.

Then you're like, Oh, well we can't live like that because I'm less than, or you're more than judged. You're going to get judged. We're going to be told we're wrong or right. Just do whatever the fuck you want to do. And it's no one else's fucking business.

That's it. That's the thing. Like now you look at it from the other side. It's not only that are we broadcasting stuff or are we we're putting more putting putting more stuff out there because social media but because people have become so attuned to watching and consuming this content everyone thinks it's their businesses they think yeah they can be like yeah well now i need to know how you get fucked every single night by Exactly. And so people are like, what do you mean you're not going to tell me

every intricate detail of your intimate life? Or they'll just be like, hey man, you have fun getting that blow? It's like, what are you saying to me right now? That's one thing with like a lot of the content I've created is there was this big push, especially on TikTok, where you saw a lot of big creators,

you were seeing like intricate parts of their lives, aspects, their personalities. Yeah. Oh yeah, man. And I steered away from that. And I was like, I'm going to start showing you standup and my other forms of entertainment that I like to do. And you can consume that. And lots of times people will get me on a podcast

or something and they'll be like, I didn't expect you to be like this. I'm like, yeah, cause I don't put, the side of you see on me on social is just my sense of humor. You're seeing one aspect of me and the rest, if you want, you can watch me on a pod or you can watch me somewhere else.

Twitch, where on? Little Dinky News on Twitch. Yes. Little Dinky. Little Dinky News. I love it. I would have never been like, his username is Chet.

No, Little Dinky. Little Dinky News. Both you and Caleb, and I've seen a couple other TikTokers, they have, you know, everything. Everything. You know, his Caleb W. Francis is everywhere except their twitch is something completely

so the twitch i went with a different thing because me and my boy cameron who's also a hilarious comedian um we we started from scratch this whole thing so we're like well let's do a different name because this is our it's not a chate or anything it's a chain cam thing and so we're starting from scratch. We're going to have a unique name for it. Yeah, that's why we went with that. But yeah, chain or anything on everything else. But yeah, that's the only reason why we did that.

Okay. All right. Interesting. Hey, Eli. Yeah? I'm Wolverine again. Oh, that's for sure. What Batty's trying to say, Kersau's been making knives in the United States since 1974.

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he's the guy with the mouth. That's all, all the teeth. And then he has the two blades that come out his arms he's making shit up oh my god oh yeah it's been just the entire uh going back to the comedy space how are you feeling with um because chris rock talked about the pc things blah which i was like oh okay whatever bad old man joke but it was weird because now i'm conditioned uh when he brought up he was making a transsexual joke and for whatever reason i was like oh like i was funny but i got uncomfortable i was like i hate that i just got uncomfortable for him on repercussions he might suffer because he just made a joke as a comedian and i i just had that little tinge of like uh-oh is he gonna get in trouble for that i'm like oh man that sucks i like comedy i think we've hit the we're already the pendulum's already going back the other way

like i think we've already like the i think a perfect example was like the mr beast thing the mr beast thing where he like he cured a bunch of people blind. And what a piece of shit. What a piece of shit he is. He just got shit on for giving a server a car. Yeah, exactly. So he, he got backlash on those things. But then the headlines that I saw at least weren't Mr. Beast is a piece of shit.

It was like people are upset for whatever reason. It's always that, though. It's always somebody else is upset or a group of people is upset for some other reason. So I think the focus now is like these people who are upset at everything are wrong. Everything. are wrong everything yeah it's like that these people are or they're they if you feel upset about something that's fine you're allowed to feel upset but that someone else needs to change or someone else is a bad person because you had an emotional reaction to something that doesn't make you right and i think the pendulum's swinging back the other way i could be wrong but i i feel

like we just went through what was essentially the 70s the 70s you had like oh my god yeah that's a good very huge social justice movement in the 70s big women's rights movement and then in the 80s you have like a massive punk move where it's like people are like we're going from everyone cares about everything till we care about nothing yeah love and peace to fuck. Anarchy. Exactly. Fuck the world. And generations are very much defined by decades. And I feel like the decade of the 2030s is going to be, we don't give a fuck. We don't care.

We don't care what comedians say. We don't care what whoever this fucking person says. And also, I've always been on the stance that we scrutinize our entertainers so hard. But the people who have a real physical impact on your life, like your chief of police, your political leaders, the people who are deciding how much money you make, whether or not you have clean drinking water, whether or not they're going to frack and poison your water supply, we don't even know these people's names. It's so true. You don't.

You're just like, but Dave Chappelle made a joke this one time. I am so mad out. It's like you get your priorities fucking lined up and it's not equal. It's like because there's the whataboutism. But I really believe that it's like if you spend time tweeting about Dave Chappelle and not tweeting about this other thing, that other thing is never getting the attention. You can't. You can't. You can't just there. is a what about ism you

have to focus on these real tactile issues other than these metaphysical things like entertainers making you feel upset but we are never gonna do that as a society i don't think we ever have i think we just don't we're like no shiny object fuck that shiny object just the wrong color dude i think even back in the Roman times, they would be like, we need better gladiators in here because they distract people from the fact that we got no grain. I think it's always been that. It's so true.

The dichotomy's always been never been race. Goddamn sheeple. You got to be a wolf and sheep's something, something, 1%. Always been rich poor from day one. And it's like, well, I think we've always been the same. I think we go through the same loops. And I think the only thing that changes is people think that their experience is unique and it's not, and that they have some sort of tactile hold on the impact of the world when really you're just going to die and everything's just running a restaurant. You're building something big. And Square's there for all of it.

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no one will remember you in one year. Yeah. I hope nobody remembers me after a year. I always said like- Because that means I fucked something up way too big if they remember me longer. My goal was just like, give me like 10 years to 100 years if i can get where it's like in 100 years it was like oh that eli guy i'm like okay i fucking i did it and that is so long 100 years i know because and that is insane but then you have

those individuals you have your caesars you have your gangas cons you have your michelangelo's where it's like they're gonna be known for this fucking ever and that is where you're a michelangelo's where it's like they're gonna be known titles yeah fucking ever and that is where you're like man you are a out of everyone there's only a handful of names you know from the time elon like those people they made a difference that's always my goals like that but for a majority of people as you're saying a lot of them are going to be remembered in a way that they never wanted to be remembered you take someone like che guevara very anti-capitalist. If he saw himself being sold on a t-shirt in America, he would blow his fucking head off. Holy shit, I didn't even think about that.

Yeah, it's like, bro, it's like you can't even, you cannot control how things will evolve. And most likely human race will go extinct and we'll just be another speck on existence. So having any sort of sense that you're you're gonna hold on to any of this and living your life in a way where you want control you have no control you have none you are a fucking dot in the universe exactly maybe we got too deep

too fast we're fucking really going hard on the face like oh i wanted to laugh today we have so many sad veterans clicking on today's video yeah they're like oh fucking death bro bro i need push-ups you're not gonna mean anything to anyone i was like bro that's not i if you took it that way that's what i meant i meant enjoy life enjoy be happy because these things are so fleeting and having a hold on things that you can't. If that brings you any sort of sadness or discomfort, no. Be just happy.

This is like, I love. Che is one of the like, you're just so fucking intelligent. A very positive person. No, but you're intelligent. You're like, I'm happy. You're positive and you're fucking intelligent. Thank you. He's sucking your dick. He's a breath of, I'm gonna call it.

I see it, Eli. Stop sucking his dick. It tastes amazing. It tastes amazing. Best review that's going on my Yelp. Tastes amazing. Oh, speaking of which, I gotta stop.

See, this is the dichotomy of me. Where I'll be like, oh, D, personal things. Then I'm like, but my dick, dude. Bro. That's kind of the podcast. We'll be like, yo, so these anime titties are great and all. But oh my god, the war. We just did a quick exit.

It's like, oh, the exit. Like, okay, dick talk. It's like, oh, my exit. Okay, dick talk. It's like, oh, my turn. How's my dick doing? I do need to fucking. I'm like, I think I'm on. I've said this on a few podcasts now. I need to get a girlfriend.

I need to fucking lock it down. Because the pussy, it's like, as you get, I'm slowly but surely getting more popular. Like, it's like, it keeps. And as you get more popular. Oh, it's dangerous, isn't it? The pussy, it's a faucet that never turns off. No. And it's like, it's a keeps. And as you get more dangerous, isn't it? The pussy, it's a faucet that never turns off. No.

And it's just the pussy just keeps pouring out of it. The pussy faucet. The pussy faucet. The best way. It's like you're in a desert. Yeah. And then you're like, well,

and you find that and it's good. And you're like, Oh, there's an oasis. And you open your eyes and you're in an ocean. You're like, no, yeah,

exactly. You're like, I need to exactly. Like I can't fuck. I'm drowning now. And it starts fucking infecting all the pieces of your life like infecting that's a strange word that's a very strange word deliberate yeah oh it's been infected a few times yeah dude and so i'm just trying to like if there's a lady at home i i won't be out fucking around i just need to put a lid on it uh like yeah it's it's big i like you like you're acting

like you have no control please always put a lid on it it's a girlfriend that's gonna stop it i need that word to stop having sex. I told my sister about this and she was like, whoa, this is the worst reason to get a girlfriend I've ever had. She was like, you want a girlfriend so she can just bear all your problems and try to make you a better person?

I'm like, yeah! That's called healthy. Exactly. God damn, dude. People are throwing you floaties you're just stabbing it like no i don't want it dude i don't want it i'm still fucking swimming it's fucking difficult we've talked i mean like the tinder game or anything like that back in our single days it was like it just starts going and going and going and now my dms and also like you're check marked on on Tinder, too.

Yes. Or if your Tinder account is linked to your IG account, and you have that checkmark with that following. It doesn't matter. You can still get banned. You can still get banned. Yeah, I got banned. What'd you get banned for?

They thought I was fake. No way. 100%. That's crazy. No, your Tinder linked to your verified. Yeah, it was. But verified IG account. When you have a linked verified IG account.

No, you're an idiot. It's not how it works. No, it does. I've never linked my Tinder to my IG. You can link your Tinder to your Instagram. It doesn't have to be a verified Instagram. Well, I know that, but if they have a verified number, Batty,

it makes a huge difference on the girls. That's not what we're talking about, Eli. You're more pussy than you, bro. No, I don't care about that. He was talking about Eli you're more pussy than you bro no I don't care about that he was talking about it gets the more famous you get the easier it just goes and goes and goes and it's just like you yeah no it is a

new drug it's a new drug it's a new addiction it is well I mean it could be heroin it sometimes I'll be about to jerk off and then I'll be like I don't, maybe I'll just message a girl instead. There's like, I'll just go through the DMs. When I'm going to New City, because now on Instagram, you can search by keywords. When you post your fucking DMs and shit.

You did this. I heard Jack can open up and it's hashtag Austin. Oh, yeah. I'll just go, who did I say Austin to? and then i go you you you and then like i'm in town i'm in town i'm in town i'm in town and just send out all these messages like heat seeking missiles one of them's gonna hit big group messages oh no i've never been that rude i've never been that crazy fight for my love that's that henry Cavill famous where he can just put in all the girls and he's just like one text. He's like,

you awake? Just watch all the girls. You woke up? Let me suck that dick. Titty pictures coming. Do you know that, what's his name? Who's the fucking artist who did the weird like abstract art? No.

Picasso. Picasso. So there's an old picasso story that's like what the fuck so picasso apparently this is a rumor about him. He was, of course, a famous artist at the time. And then he had these two younger, like say he's in his mid-40s. These two chicks in their 20s come into his office at the same time because they found out that he's sleeping with both of them simultaneously. And they're like, what the fuck? And they're in his face. And he's sitting in his studio and he's just looking at them.

And he goes, fight. Fight for me. And they fight each other to be the one who gets to stay with Picasso. Yeah. So that was before you had group chats. That's how Picasso did it. One of my favorite things that happens to me all the time is mostly on Twitter. I'll get invited to like a Twitter group message.

And every name that goes down the list is like baddies, baddy asses, bad, like just girls, hot chicks. And it's me. And I'm like, y'all didn't look at my name.

You didn't. I'm a big ginger bearded fuck, you know? And I get kicked so quick. I'm like, what are you doing? And it's always like one, like 19 year old fucking kid.

And then he, he made this group chat. So I just made this group chat. See if anyone wants to hang out and chat. Like, what are you doing? And it's always like one like 19 year old fucking kid. And then he, he made this group chat. I'll be like, what's up? Just made this group chat. See if anyone wants to hang out and chat. I'm like, what do you, what do you think this is going to do? Yeah. I mean. Nothing hits like playoff hockey.

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Dudes get so horny that they start to get like, you remember when you were a kid and you would do like weird stuff, like mix different shampoos together to try and make a potion or something? And put your dick in it. And put your dick in it. Is that a minority thing too? God, I don't remember that part. but you get innovative dudes will start to get innovative if you put your hands together like if you look at most things most forms of creation they're backed by pussy pussy is the driving factor the driving factor the independent funder

of most male inspiration the only guy is like nikola tesla nikola tesla never fuck yeah he literally said i'm not going to get married or date because it would be a disservice to mankind yeah invention like his own he was so smart that he's like i can't let the pussy get in here he knew how powerful the pussy is he's like i gotta focus on the science yeah i wonder if he's straight he's like no see fucking what's his name who's the the dude who nick tesla was edison edison edison was a pussy guy he was a straight pussy guy killing people shit he was taking ideas corrupt those are pussy moves those are like he wanted on top to get that pussy figuratively and literally

the pussy moves man he was doing these shit all that shit we can make a shirt out of Tesla and Edison pussy moves dude yeah dude it's just like that's it's Nikolai Tesla looking this way and there's just a cat crossing

yeah pussy moves and you're good to go that's actually I didn't realize in that story you had two different like Edison and Tesla that he came to the States and blah blah blah everyone knows that part but I mean we all saw

the prestige it's obviously super historical oh is that what it's about? I've never seen the prestige probably my favorite movie of all time watch that movie that is one of the best movies you will ever watch there's like a weird subplot with Tesla and Edison in the background

it's a magician movie oh is that the one with Christian Bale or something yeah okay yeah oh is that the one with is that christian bale or something yeah yeah okay yeah i've seen it but i've heard of the prestige jackman and uh christian bale great guys great guys but um hugh jackman coming back too i love that one tweet he did where he's like i never thought everyone's like you look so young for your age and then that one dude took a photo of when he was napping and he was like only time i look eight years dude it's just napped out and he's just like wrinkly and old dude's a beast though fucking like dead lifting whatever like 600 or something like that

fucking animal man what was it was it was logan holy fuck that movie was so good when that came out when they were pushing the envelope on like violent they're like these deadpool i think came out so then they're like let's do rated r uh superhero movies yeah damn what a great movie that was yeah no logan was fucking dope deadpool fucking dope and then now because of that we have things like the boys and uh invincible like those good invincible season two is coming out i know i did not wait yeah that's gonna be fucking sick what up i remember when that came out we're doing a podcast and eli was eli watched it and he was just like go watch it right now it's insane it goes from like a normal superhero cartoon to episode one to yeah ripping heads 90s batman that's what i always say it's a

90s batman animation for episode one until the last five minutes you're like what the fuck just happened and they do such a i feel like there's a formula to tv shows now where like every tv show you watch each episode ends with a cliffhanger but it's like how good can you hook me how like because sometimes you hook me and i fall off and i'm like i'll never watch again That show hooks you where you're like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? Like, you're so into it. Holy shit.

And this season two is going to be fucking dope. And I haven't picked up the comics. I know the comics are supposed to be awesome. I'm intentionally, because I enjoyed the show so much. Exactly.

I don't want to. Because I know I won't watch the show. That's what happened on The Last of Us. The Last of Us, I watched some of it on a plane because i had it downloaded i watched episode one and two and i was like i'm gonna do it oh you never you're one of the people that never played the game oh no i played the game okay no i played

the game but now i'm like way less interested in watching the show like even i got to episode five and i was like eating i always like to put something on when i'm eating so i'm eating and i'm watching it and then i know i have a show that night and i was like eating. I always like to put something on when I'm eating. So I'm eating and I'm watching it. And then I know I have a show that night and I was like, oh, I got to turn this off because I know this gets real sad. I was like, I know what's about to happen. You don't want to go into it fucking sad. I know exactly what's going to happen.

I know who these two people are. I know what happens. So it's going to get sad. I'm like, I can't get in that headspace before I perform. But that takes me out of the show. Like a deep drama, a big part of it is the storyline. Like these twists, these turns, these heartbreaking moments. And we know them going into it.

See, I was like, I never played the game. So I've seen it. I did like a watch through of somebody playing it. But it cut out all the fluff. It was just like your cut scene. So I got the gist of it. But that was, you know, back when the game originally came out. And I haven't given a fuck about the last of the series until now so i was like oh this will be mostly new again for me

absolutely loved it but i know if i do spoil myself on thing whether it's anime and i'll read some manga or it's a graphic novel or whatever it may fucking be i don't want to ruin it i'm so the point is those moments let me go that is i don't want to know what the moment is before it happens dude are you guys dragon ball guys oh i do this is so i i bro yeah i mean let's go oh vegeta everything dude well that's for manga anime i am probably the biggest manga yeah you're a fucking nerd reader but i i have my shit where i'm just dirty weed the biggest weed for and when i read these now i'm like oh dude i want to watch this i'll start a new series like blue lock if you haven't watched blue lock no i don't know soccer anime which am i've never anime what i would have never watched a soccer anime football for european fans yes one of the best animes and i realized i was like why

the fuck is this soccer anime football at the top of crunchyroll where it's like hey number one i was like they paid for it no no you see the ratings and everyone it hooked me i was like episode one i was like i'll give it a shot i was like it's so good like, that Darnell got me into. He's like, just watch it. He's like, just so good. Fucking fantastic. Now, do I read the manga and finish it? Same for Demon Slayer.

Do I read the manga, know everything or do I wait? Yeah. This sucks. One Punch Man. I've read the entire manga. I know what's going to happen.

But for One Punch Man, it's like, did they do season one, two? Did they do a season three? They're going to. So it's like One Punch Man. It's been taking so long. Oh, fuck.

Like read the fucking manga. It's like Attack on Titan. Yeah. Just fucking read the manga, dog. I'm not going to read it. I'm not going to read it. I'm waiting. I'm going to wait the seven more years until the second half of the second episode of the

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GG? GT. No, GT. I've never watched GT. GT is trash. It's so bad. Like, I feel like I should just because, like. But Marley has green hair.

And it's like. The white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. I'll just give it its due, you know? I'll fucking whatever. I'll get really hung over one day.

And then I'll come off. And then I'll just burn it. It's like whatever. Whatever. I'll watch it without... 50 episodes or something? 50? Dude, you can do 50 episodes or something. 50? Dude, you can do 50 episodes dubbed.

That's a weekend. It's on in the background. I'm doing laundry. Just like, yeah, it'll just be going. But super. There's a lot of stuff that's super that was super cheesy. But that Tournament of Power, the first... The Tournament of Power is so good.

The fucking... Dude, that ultra is like... power is so good. The fucking. Dude, that ultra instinct. It's so sick. Bro, and he's like. He's just like walking all the blasts. Yeah. When he does, when he's fighting Kefla and he does the fucking slide. The like Kamehameha slide.

I've rewatched that. I watched it before it popped. I thought about it because it popped up on my tiktok people were like this is the coolest thing you did in super it's so fucking sick dude did you see when he's sliding on it with his feet there's energy balls on his feet no so that's how he's separating it from the camera when you're acting it's even more in depth on the anime so that's if you look on his hands and feet when he's sliding he's sliding on the energy with his own key, dude There oh, I love we're just I've never seen this Okay, wait wait pause it pause it pause it pause it we do we need to explain what the fuck's going on Okay, I've seen the first episode of super. That's all's all i saw yo there was the tractor and he was an idiot again i was like what the fuck so oh my god the

tournament of power is there's eight different universes okay i've seen clips of this yeah yeah and they all have their best champions fighting in a tournament and every time all the champions lose your tournament gets white your universe gets right white from existence so it's high stakes very as you know it just kills the entire universe we probably need one of these to happen right now we need to get reset yeah i wouldn't i don't disagree painless so he's goku is fighting two two are they they're not twins are they twins no they're they're sisters yeah they're sisters who are saiyans from another universe.

And he has taught them how to be more powerful. Because Goku's like, I want to fight you in your strongest form. Taught them how to go Super Saiyan 2. And then they use the earring thing to fuse together. And one's like a Brawly. So one's a legendary Saiyan. That was the thing. One's a legendary Saiyan, which is Brawly.

That's the greenish tint. Yeah. So those are once every period, I think. Yeah. One is that. And she never could go super saiyan and she was a weaker fighter until she went fucking brawley activated it's a female brawl she's like this jack she's your mommy chick yeah yeah that's a mommy girl yeah okay okay okay okay okay she's fighting another saiyan who and goku taught them how to be more powerful and he's about to beat them and then they fuse together with the earrings that let you fuse together.

And now he's fighting the two of them. And they're kind of getting the edge on him. It's a close battle. He goes Super Saiyan 2, like Super Saiyan Blue. And then he goes Super Saiyan Blue Kaioken. And then he's fucking, he's like, I gotta go better. And it unlocks Ultra Instinct. And this is like the last moment where he's like i gotta like i gotta go better and he it unlocks ultra instinct and this is like the last moment where he's like kind of beating them and they're like the kefla is like

i'm throwing everything i got at you and he's like i'm ending this right now so that's what's happening so he's about to wipe their universe off the map no not at this not their universe but them oh that okay okay so and ultra instinct goku is that like there is it's not perfected yet but the skill gap the second he does that it is he's much more powerful okay okay okay okay I'm getting goosebumps. You're like, ah, the music. Yeah, dude. And this is the first time he's done Kamehameha in this form.

It's like a nuke of just energy everywhere. Freeza? Oh, you got to watch it, dog. Watch his feet. So when he's hitting the electric, he's sliding. Oh, and you can't fly. That's an important part of the tournament. Oh, okay.

So she's like, you can't dodge in midair because he can't fly. That's an important part of the tournament. Oh, okay. So she's like, you can't dodge in midair because he can't fly. So it's actually connecting with that. Dude, that's fucking nuts. Get fucked. Delete! So if you get knocked off the platform, you're out. So anytime they do, they were breaking down a lot of those fights when he's Ultra Instinct.

Anytime he's connecting energy, it's like, oh, how is he floating over it? You see little energy balls on his feet or his hands. So they actually animated it. That's crazy. Oh, he broke the earrings. And then they're fucking out. I got to give a shout out to fucking, yo, who's this dude? Oh, shit.

Dude, that Tournament of Power. That was pretty cool. Tournament of Power is one of the best things they've done in the whole dragon ball z dragon ball like fucking anything okay fajita getting knocked out and then he gives his last energy to goku and it is goku is on the thing jiren the most powerful dude is beating everyone jiren's like untouchable other than ultra nc goku he has a perfect the purple guy right yeah who taught him to not don't don't think you just move kind of thing i mean no no that's he's singing a beerus oh yeah yeah so uh jira's this uh bald

alien okay he's just like a jack dude and uh there he's on an island and goku's staying there and jiren's like time to wipe it he does this huge attack and then the energy starts breaking the music kicks in and then they're like like, all the gods of destruction stand up. And they're like, is it happening? He's like, yeah. He's doing it. He's doing it. And they're all like, fuck.

Because no humans hit Ultra Instinct. All of them know instantly this dude's about to wipe everyone out. And then Jiren goes from a god to just getting bitch slapped across the face. And then how it ends, bro. Like, just for how it ends episodes are there uh just in the tournament of power or 30 yeah probably 30 how many episodes in the super so far like 120 that's not too bad that's doable okay it's doable and even if you just watch don't talk to me for the next week like tournament of power is so much fan service. Like so many people pop off. How it ends.

It's just like, you're like, no fucking. Like, I don't want to spoil it for you. Please don't. That's how sick that was. Yeah, that's cool. But I just, yeah, I got to give a shout to fucking. In terms of breakdowns of scenes. This guy, Fang Ito.

F-A-N-G-I-T-O. He does breakdowns on YouTube and TikTok and he's fucking so sick. This is not paid for. This is just someone I fucking love. This is just someone I fucking... How much did he give you? $525? He's giving me nothing but entertainment,

man. This guy does breakdowns where he'll be like, look at this scene. He'll be like, block, block. He looks and he kicks here and he'll slow everything down, go frame by frame on the breakdowns of each dragon ball fight and how it's made me appreciate how much work goes into these things way more there's so it's because you see a fight and it's just people going like just like they're flying all over the place but there's pause and as you're like what though they're like the animators see it scene by scene so they each thing happens specifically for a reason like it's so good so good and he makes it you're an ultra fucking weeb too i'm not an ultra weeb i this guy outweaves me any day of the

week i mean but yeah we was everybody out every day but i really enjoy anime there's very few animes i've watched that i haven't liked i just uh when it comes to entertainment i only have so much time in the day yeah and if i'm going to fault onto anything i usually give that time to video games before anything else uh uh like tv which like anime and whether it's like anime or fucking hbo series they're all kind of in the same realm for me yeah see i'm about that there i'll do tv shows or anime at the same with something in there some some form of fucking entertainment. Yeah. I want to watch chainsaw man.

Cause everyone said chainsaw man. I got to finish it. I've read that one. I still, I surprisingly only watch episode one. I've read the entire thing. So I probably that I know what's going to happen. So it's like my hero is about to kick off.

I haven't finished this season, but I know this is the good season where Midoriya, um, he actually goes like, Hey, I got a deco deckers. is about to kick off. I haven't finished this season, but I know this is the good season where Midoriya, he actually goes like, hey, I got- Just call him Deku. Deku. I'm calling him Midoriya. Yeah.

Fucking leave. Our boy Deku leaves. Midoriya, whose birthday is this. And he- Yeah, he's like, I have to do this on my own. Yo, I'm only on the end of season four. Well, Deku's like,

so this is- I didn't know it was- You're not gonna miss anything so he leaves not as like hey he's doing it because stop spoiling everything no no no it's fine it's fine i don't want to i don't want to put people in danger yeah and this is that dark it's the dark era of like where he looks like fucking beat up batman he is battle worn he's not like everyone's like what is he they see him on glimpses of the news and it's like the top villains he's taking out instantly. Now he is now like 100% like, oh yeah, dude, he is a hard back in guys.

I'm back in whatever you think his power as you've seen so far. Now it is fucking insane. Yeah, he is doing everything. I want a movie of my hero. But when they're like in their 30s. Yeah, no, when they all have figured out their powers yeah yeah everyone when everyone in the like they because the thing with the high school thing is they're all sort of like learning yeah and as they get better they like when uh fucking what's his name when they had

the thing where everyone's like stuck in that basement i think it's season three and they're all fighting like unique villains like there's that guy who's they go through the hallway trying to get oh it's the 100 window the girl uh ellie ellie he uses ellie's power to go 100 so it leads up to that when like the guy who can make himself himself a rock like rock hard yeah he's with the the fat dude yeah like hey like what does the rock dude look like when he's like mastered his powers and he's like deep in the game? That's what I want to see. Like a UFC fighter when he's in between the age like of 26 and 32.

What does that look like for someone who has superpowers? He's been on his title run for four years. I want to see All Might. You want to see All Might? I want to see Deku. Where's the All Might series? That's what I want. Because right now Deku with – because the All Might series? That's what I want. Yeah. Because right now Deku with,

because he unlocked all his eight powers that come with One for All. One for All, yeah. Because One for All is like the strength thing, but then it's all the powers. There's eight hidden powers with it. All that, yeah. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye

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You get it. Dude, you're going to have everything for you. It's not. That, thankfully, is nothing ruined. No, no, no. I'm just more into it now. Oh, God. Dude, the American hero.

Batty, you don't even know the American hero. I do. I've read the manga for one. Okay. For my hero. That's the only one I'll read. Dude, it's too good. Dude, this guy's a fucking nerd reading manga. And he's like, my hero. That's the only one I'll read. It was too good. Like this guy's a fucking nerd reading manga

I know It was so good I have an app on my phone Badass power though. Is that like she has the most badass power? I gotta piss real quick No, don't even Use your cup dude what the fuck this time of year everyone's talking about making big changes in new year's resolutions which is all well and good but most of the time this can be pretty unrealistic

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Dude, yeah. That's man. Oh, yeah. I listen to that when I work out sometimes. Oh, Sam. It's so good. Am I the... Do you guys work out?

No. Do you watch anime AMVs when you work out? I do sometimes. No. Anime... What are AMVs? Anime music videos. Oh, no.

No. Bro, it has like... It has like God Smack. You're like, fuck yeah, I'm working on this. I definitely listen to trailers like the John Wick 4 trailer. I watched a couple times when I was dead lifting. I was like, I mean, so am. This goes out to you, Mr. Wick.

And I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude. He's unkillable. Oh my God, dude! I'm glad we all have our thing when we work out. Yeah, when we work out. It's so much worse for me because you guys have been in the military and have done like real man shit.

I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy. Just a dude being a bro, man. Yeah. If he's a weeb, he'd be like, yeah, but I fucking can hit a man in the chest from 600 yards i'm like bro i tell jokes sometimes i got lifted 225 once i'm like that's about as crazy as it gets dude oh man i get moto from john wick it's real dope i hate that you brought

up amvs because all i can think about now is like early 2000 me at my fucking school computer being like oh man here's naruto with lincoln park playing dragon ball with follow me from corn yeah god dude dude smack i have all those amvs saved from my like limewire or my kazaa folder what you have you still have no not anymore but that's back in the day i need i wish i could find some of the nerdiest shit we've done some of the nerdiest shit it's just brutal brutal brutal man this is the dreams back then and that was all i wanted simpler times you either got your video or you got a virus then you just held a magnet to your hard drive and then you started over it was a simpler time the poor family computer

did you have a family computer? oh bro I downloaded so much porn off of LimeWire onto that family computer I had a bit where I would be like it would go and I'm like that's how you know it's a good one yeah it's a good one.

Yeah, it's fucking, dude, the amount of porn you would download back and then the day. I remember the day. The day I figured out how to hide folders on Windows. That was a game. I didn't even know about this. You can still do it. Like right now I have all my hidden folders visible because sometimes

when you're fucking with like different types of video games you actually have to go into like your hidden folders on your pc yeah but like back in the day when i was like 15 14 on the whole on the the the family computer in the living room yeah you'd have like 18 folders and you'd have like pictures and different silly shit and all of them but there was always that that red hair that fake one that was going all way too deep and it was like hidden folder hidden folder hidden folder because that did anything because as soon as way too deep. And it was like hidden folder, hidden folder, hidden folder. Because that did anything. Because as soon as you unhide folders, it'd show the complete path to your porn. Like your shrine of hidden porn videos.

The homework file, as people call it. Yeah. Yeah. Homework one. 2022. Exactly. 12 terabytes. It's like, why is there so much baddie you're eight why do you have a taxes

for taxes mom and dad bro i'm getting into stocks i'm in the stock market right now already dude don't ask me i'm playing a lot of sieve i'm trying to make it realistic leave me alone yeah dude god what what uh video games are you playing right now right now oh fuck what i'm in i've been doing a lot of Fort, actually. Fort has been really good. Like, that's what we're streaming. Oh, is that what the kids are calling it? They're calling it Fort?

They're calling it Fort? It was too much the night part. Yeah. The fort knife action. It's a little too many syllables, but Fort's really fucking sick. I'm having a lot of fun with that. Elden Ring has been really itching me

to get back into because I'm seeing all the shit people are doing with these different builds and the PvP and shit. And people are still finding new shit to do. And I didn't get deep in the PvP. So I want to get into that. What's it called? Zelda fucking Tears of the Kingdom.

That's on the horizon. Oh, is that out yet? No, it's May. Okay. I was going to say that soon, right? Soon. RE4 Remake is out. You played it yet? Haven't played it. High five one more fucking time over there i swear to god i'm not in the mood to play it right now i'm not in the mood

because re4 is very much it's like uh you're it's you're in a passive role constantly like it the the the crux of the game is feeling vulnerable and that tension and that's not what i want to play right now we talked about that because the scariest part was when i was the girl ashley yeah and it is you have no weapon i and i forgot about all those i forgot about them fucking oh yeah for sure i'm playing a brand new game at this point all the tbi experience between there i'm like oh man this is great leon i remember him nothing else but when you are on the ashley part it was the first time i was like oh fuck like streaming why did you do this because ashley runs like this she's like oh my god leon and she's running so useless dude so useless and it is so absolutely terrifying not having a

weapon that is all it takes for me in a video game yeah don't if i'm not allowed to have a weapon that is all it takes for me in a video game yeah don't if i'm not allowed to have a weapon i am absolutely terrified yeah oh for sure you're completely on the defensive your only role is like hiding i um but i am there's certain moments that game i'm really excited to replay when you fight that i think his name is bel cesar or something yeah the little yeah the little napoleon kid he sends one of his bodyguards after you and you fight him in a basement you knock over these nitrogen tanks and they freeze him and you just blast him with a shotgun and it's right before you get like the barrel shotgun that for whatever reason that boss battle is like sewn into my head because they're like these big juggernauts have like scorpion

tails and shit and freezing them and they're like and just blast him with a shotgun felt so satisfying the tension is so high and you're like where's the tank where is it you're running and they're like crawling on the roof and shooting their tail at you it was so fun but i just uh everything i've been craving recently has been i want to feel like a badass and so that doesn't make you really it kind of does but not in the same way no it's it's it's a really good game so far. I'm enjoying it. I haven't beat it yet.

People are already finding out little dumb secrets with it, which is hilarious. And leveling up the guns, all that dumb shit. Yeah. It's just going through it, having a fun time. It just feels like a fun time. It's great. All I care for, I'm like, you know what? I'm enjoying this.

I'm going to beat this thing. As much as people didn't like 5, I really hope they remake 5. I just want to watch them punch the b'm like, you know what? I'm enjoying this. I'm going to beat this thing. As much as people didn't like five, I really hope they remake five. I just want to watch him punch the boulder again. You know, dude, that's the one where he's like, the jumping of the shark.

That was when they considered Resident Evil. Jump the shark. It was that. Yeah, it was an action game at that point. To be fair, as much as it is a terrible survival horror game, it's a great video game.

Yeah, it's me and my buddy played through that entire game because you do it co-op plays the whole game co-op it was so fucking fun and you were just like you're shooting people blasting as a co-op like action game amazing but as a survival horror game it doesn't really wasn't ideal yeah if they just took the name everyone would love that game yeah they just renamed it to like capcom it's like leon's revenge you'd be like oh this is yeah if it was like an offshoot it wasn't like mainline resident evil but they called it like yeah resident evil whatever fucking chris redfield as a boner like it would have been fucking oh yeah chris redfield yeah that's it dude do you

remember the controversy with that game well because it was in africa so it's like you're shooting black people yeah it was chris red. So there was an entire fucking shit show because of that. Yeah. Nothing else. It was just like, mm-mm, mm-mm. But it's like also, I don't know, they're zombies, bro. Like, what do you want? Zombies can be black, too?

Yeah, and then when you wake up. Zombies can be black, too, my dog. Be inclusive. It was the ghost. Anybody can be a zombie, man. Anyone can be a zombie, dog. You're like, do my dog be inclusive. It was the ghost. Anybody can be a zombie. Make anyone can be as this game's not racist. What's this ghost costume you unlock? Well, first off,

that's going to have pointy hands. Weird. But yeah, I, I, I remember that. That was when that whole drama show was like, wait, what? That was like way back before canceling was even a thing. And that did just kind of blow over because like that game, that was until six. That was the best.

When did that come out? Because I am not plugged into Resident Evil. I wasn't plugged into Resident Evil until like seven. No, before that. I was playing that in high school. Oh my God, 2009? 2009 or eight is for sure. For sure.

PS3. Yeah. Yeah. PS3. Yeah. We're talking about PS3. It was a long time ago. I remember when the PS3 came out, I was like, damn, that's so new. I stopped over 10 years ago. I went over to Xbox after that.

The PS3 came out, I was like, damn, I can't afford that. In my head, it's still new to me. I never jumped on the PlayStation game after. That's 17 years ago. I jumped on PlayStation 3 game late, late. 17 years is fucking wild.

Bro, 17 years ago is when that came out. 2005. Yeah, 2005. Yeah. Going on 18 years. I thought the Nintendo was 10 years old nes i'm like i was like at least oh my heart hurts what's your guys opinion on a new switch they keep saying that there's gonna be like a switch pro or something like that two or some

shit yeah yeah i need graphics or what yeah like updated graphics because like the last system yeah better system last pokemon game was like kind of jank so it's like so jank it was fun but it was like the fuck people say it's amazing but you get on a hill and you turn to like look at the skybox it's like fucking everything's like oh here's your 10 frames per second yeah it was which is crazy we were just talking about like ps3 that system's way more powerful than a PS3. Oh, yeah. And it's in our hair.

We're like, fuck. This sucks. Yeah. Our childhood, we would have been in fucking Cloud 9. And PlayStation is apparently working on a handheld console right now. So like something that might be akin to like a Steam Deck or something. PS Vito. Is that what it was back in the day?

More powerful. Or like, because. Steam Deck is. I mean, Steam Deck or something. PS Vita, is that what it was back in the day? More powerful. Or like, because... Steam Deck is, I mean, Steam Deck, a lot of people were happy for the price point and everything you got from it. I think what they're going to try and do, because the problem with the Vita was the Vita had no support. So it's like you needed to make Vita-specific games.

Where I think this, whatever it's going to be, is more like a Steam Deck where whatever you play on your PS5, you can play on this fucking thing. No shit, okay. It's this fucking thing. No shit. Okay. It's like what the Switch can do. Yeah. But I don't know if they'll do it because PSVR just bombed.

PSVR 2 just bombed. So I don't know if we're getting anything like that. Yeah. If they're going to really push the envelope anymore. VR is a hard one because it is an amazing space. It's still so early, though. I don't think it's going to kick. I think it's going to.

Five to ten years when it becomes cheap and good at the same time. You need the killer app. I have more faith in AR right now than VR. Oh, yeah, augmented. Yeah, augmented, it seems. I think the benefit of augmented is that it has more applications outside of video games. Not that VR doesn't.

But I could see people in a boardroom being like, Hey, we're going to do this. And like, there's all this shit that pops up around them. I mean, as a fucking D and D nerd, that is like my,

yeah, dude, I'm meant to be reality. Crazy. And D and D. Yeah. Dude, think about that.

Well, yeah, me trying to build terrain. Like, cause I, I, my big thing with D and D, I hate doing it online.

I'm an in-person guy. I love building like three terrain and models so i can be like this is where you guys are fighting and it gives people like a little bit more immersion in that stuff being like yeah this is where you're fighting and like a mountain or a city shows up and it's not me like swiping through like because a lot of people do like the tv screen in the table yeah but it's all 2d it's top down imagine elevation and you need to move your character and you have the individual squares of where you can move and it's like oh this elevation so this is like a move and a half or two moves or something yeah oh my god dude and all that shit like being in that space you'll be able to build like through unreal engine 5 like

in unreal engine people can make models like here's a mountain here's this yeah and you can either purchase that or just use it and then just build shit in that world and like what they're doing in fortnite 2.0 and shit uh creative for no what are they calling it fortnite i think it's creative 2.0 i thought they were calling it like fortnite something engine fnp or fortnite something engine i don't know it's all an unreal engine it's unreal how beautiful like the things people are making with it already because if you build an asset you'll say if i'm i'm a artist i'll build a tree and then i can put that tree on the market and every time you use that tree i get money oh so it's like the counter-strike skins kids well but it's an it's

an asset in the in the but you can download it's not like it'd be asset in the, in the, but you can download it. It's not like, it'd be like, instead of a skin for a gun, it'd be like, you made a part of a map. Yeah. Yeah. You can use it. Yeah.

Yeah. So, but it pays back to the person who created it. So then you can just be like, I can put all this shit. When I was in high school, I was in 3d modeling animation. I used to do all that stuff.

And then I was army, but I made a bunch of like models of like really high rendered we are a high high definition like wheels and in uh and like rims and I did like like uh what's it called they were oh my god I can't think of the word where something a rigged model of people moving and I put all this up on a website called turbo squid and for the last like 15 years I've made like two bucks four bucks every couple months because somebody will download something or a submarine was my big one made a full like russian nuclear submarine with that could actually like have torpedoes launched out of it still make

money off this shit so like being you know something i did in 2007 2008 the thought of that being the exact same process now but with much better tools make some fucking money people like learn this stuff way more simplistic yeah oh my god like trying to render in 3ds max or maya or whatever the fuck it was the stuff people are going to make is going to be wild like the the fortnite creative the problem with a lot of like crowdfunded games or crowd sourced games is that you don't have the audience in order to support something that's really good. That's what makes fucking Roblox so good. It's Roblox as a community that's massive.

So anytime someone makes something that's good, there's an audience to support it. Fortnite is going to have the same thing with even better tools. Yes. To create like. Unreal tools. Who knows? Like you don't, you need no fucking job you don't need to go through fucking game

development school in order to make shit and then you're going to be able to go in this world and create something just off of your own fucking creativity and it's going to be fucking bonkers it reminds me of like when the Halo Forge came out for the first I think it was called Forge right when you could make your own maps

and all that shit when Halo 3 dropped. And it was like the craziest thing. But now it's not just you can't, you're not just making stuff in Halo, you're making stuff for anything. I mean, like I was saying, it's Counter-Strike, CS Italy, like all those are fair made.

League of Legends. League of Legends is an option. Oh, yeah. Like all those, like one of the biggest games in the world. Tryndamere. Oh, who is the creators? Tryndamere, Ryze, and who's the last League creator?

Bro, I didn't even know these to begin with. So those characters, the Tryndamere characters, like those are named after the three founders of League of Legends. Oh, really? So they broke off and they built that from World of Warcraft or just Warcraft 3. I think so, yeah. The heroes was like a hero base because you had your heroes in Warcraft and it was like, what if we only

had heroes and we're battling each other? And this is the lane. This is how it works. And that is how those three individuals started it. They're like, oh, let's do this. And now one, maybe the biggest game in the world oh fuck yeah i'm gonna say without a doubt like maybe sometimes you have things like counter-strike

but money yeah oh yeah yeah it's like everything you have like dota 2 then league where it's like hey this is where the pros play this is where we sell out arenas of 120 000 seats yes and you augment their reality shows dude you dude if you could and that's another thing augment reality get into that like you're gonna watch it i league is something that i've wanted to get into more no stop we were talking about like so leon and houston jones we were talking about league today yeah it's like the two most toxic games possible. Rocket League. I love it. And League of Legends. And then that's your like nighttime.

You will not go to bed. You're just angry. You're like, fuck. I love toxic environments in games. What I love when you start to get the ball rolling, you steamroll. When you get it. Yeah, when you get it. Like I, there's for whatever reason, the character Broodmother in Dota just like speaks to me.

Like Broodmother, all Broodmother does is kind of like lays web in a lane and then we'll just take over a lane. And if you come in, it's like you get fucked. And it's like, you just, you, Broodmother is such a strong tool, always gets banned. And if you don't ban her, it's like, well, then I fucking, you're not using the fucking bottom lane.

I'll tell you that much. See, League is just toxic. It's like, oh, I'm a fucking God now. and you're not using the the fucking bottom lane i'll tell you that much because yeah see the league is just toxic it's like oh i'm a fucking god now but then like adc or someone feeds or they're just like i gotta go take the trash out by you just see it's like four out of five and like we cannot visit if you lose a player no you cannot win a game and it's a, you're 40 minutes in this game, and then someone DCs or something, and you're like, fucking dope. I've wasted 40 minutes of my goddamn life.

How long the games last is like one of my favorite and least favorite aspects of it. Because like, because I've dabbled League on and off for years now, and it's like. 20 minutes to an hour and a half. Dude, when you get into one of those long games, though, such a and you win it is the greatest feeling ever fucking suck you think you fucking suck i did it you know it feels like you fucking won a battle and then when you lose you're like i've wasted so much time of my fucking life yeah dude and you got to find the right

character to play with what lane you play in best and all this kind of stuff even more so than you're like okay but if i play this character what are my counters or yeah well what if they're they're probably gonna play these characters because those are op right now so i gotta find the counters for those characters it's why so many people just play league because it's like oh it's a lifestyle it's fucking it's like trying to become a bodybuilder or something like you're like it it's everything. Every time I eat, every time I sleep, every time I leave the house, I'm thinking about League. That's all I'm thinking about.

I gave Eternal, NSE, NS Eternal. He's a kid when I just started streaming. I streamed League from time to time. He was like, hey, I remember those days. Can we play together? And I was like, no, I'm not playing with any of you or anything. And then when I came in, he's like, hey, can we can we play sometime we love to play we could do like ranked or something i was like uh maybe what what rank are you he's like oh well like diamond on this account masters

on the other i'm like what the fuck kid you're in like the top so it's like masters is the very top like top 500 or something yeah and then diamond is also at the fucking top so i was like well hold on you just want and he's young kid he was very young at that point he's probably 17 like doing chores at house and then he's like hey let's play i'll help you in rank watching this kid he's like i'll start a new account started yeah he's down a new account i'm like oh let's work up through the ranks and i'm doing top and i'm very good top player and And then I'm just watching him like 18 and zero, 20 minutes. And he's like,

okay, we can win. What? We can win. Bro. You trash. We got to win real quick guys here. And watching him just murder the map as a jungle and watching how he plays.

He's just like, okay, I slayed everyone down. And then he's back up top somehow already. And he's like, no, you need to go here. Eli. Okay. Ready? One, two, three. He's's cheaping. He's like, no, you need to go here, Eli.

Okay, ready? One, two, three. He's counting it. He's sending me videos I don't watch. He's like, oh, you're doing your farming wrong. What you need is a step forward back. It creates a space. So that way they can push towards tower land.

I'm like, you're miniaturing me. The steps. Yeah. No, I've made a decision that I eventually. I've made a decision that i've eventually i've made a decision that i'm like i one day i want to get good like a high level at a game i want to play a game at a high competitive level and i've made a decision that's that's going to be pokemon because i'm like pokemon it's all strategy it's like i don't need that quick twitch reaction movement that i'm like i

don't know if i'm too old for now too old for it but pokemon i'm like i can out study these kids and maybe i'll get in their heads and i'll be like you ain't shit like fucking talk shit i'll break you emotionally then you're gonna make a mistake and i'll be your new stepdad yeah so i'm like pokemon i think not that it's good i'm not saying it's gonna be easy to get good at pokemon but it has uh something that i think benefits my skillet better than like a counter strike. Have you started your Pokemon journey yet? I haven't started.

I'm going to buy a Twitch, not Twitch, a Switch soon because Breath of the, or Tears of the Kingdom is coming out. So Tears of the Kingdom is coming out. I'm going to be getting that. I'm going to get the new Pokemon. I'm going to start my journey.

I'm going to start studying. Cause I know that leveling and EV. It sounds like you're going to call. I'm going to start studying. I'm going to start my journey. Before I do anything, I'm going to get a doctor. No, I'm going to call. I'm going to start studying. I'm going to start my journey. Before I go into a doctor. No, I'm getting into Pokemon. I'm getting good at it, dude.

Before you do any of that, go online to Pokemon Showdown. Pokemon Showdown. What's Pokemon Showdown? It's a website where you can do competitive battles. Okay, okay. It's all it is. It's nothing but competitive battles.

You have access to everything, all the items. All the Pokemon and everything. And it's just like you can set their IVs, their EVs, like everything. Oh, so you can set, so you don't even need to have the Pokemon. No everything and it's just like you can choose that there are IVs there Evie's like oh So you can set so you don't even need to have the book money. No, it's literally just the battle simulator It's it's for competitive players to get better to get better. Yeah Ever making fun of me with manga You can never say

GON it's the competitive where it's got all the stats for all the best Pokemon you can never say just look up Slogon S-M-O-G-O-N it's the competitive where it's got all the stats for all the best Pokemon the best team comps Bro I've done this I've done this You're calling me a nerd

and you're like have you ever heard of this website where you can min-map Pokemon Yeah Venus Overlord I was an overnight security guard and all I did was play competitive Pokemon

So I have dabbled So then I will get into this because I'm like that is something i want to do at a high level i think i can do it at a high level no i'm not saying like best in the world but enough so you're like oh you go to a vd vd vdc vgc real tournament and just smoke some fucking kids maybe win a few and be a cry yeah yeah make a like fucking just crush like some fucking 12 year old kid who means a lot to him oh yeah i don't give a fuck, dude.

I'm not going to play ever again after this. This is on my bucket list. Now cry. Now cry. Yeah. Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all about it.

I've only had like, I'm decent at first-person shooters. It's like, eh, we're in Diamond Elo, I think, in Warzone right now. But the only games, as I say, it's racing games are the only things. It's like, hey, you're competitive at world-level only thing. Racing games, really? That's it. Sim racing, not arcade. Sim racing, always top 250 in the world.

Really? Those are the only ones where I'm like, I can compete at this. And it is a weird thing to be good at but have you been using your don't you have a racing sim setup have you been using it uh no in the last couple months when i was doing it it took me one week to get within like 0.05 seconds of the world record on that track and people the stream was like jesus fuck bro you're not joking i was like for whatever reason that's really good plugged at these. Plugged in. Yeah. It's just my, the tis and brain. I don't know if I'm that good at any game.

Tis and brain is like, okay. Got it. You want modafinil or something? You taking those Hillary Clinton drugs? Dude, then I can break world records. Dude, if he's doing this sub-modafinil, we got to get this guy juiced up. There's no laws against this shit yet. Wait, what is it?

You don't know about modafinil? Go on. there's no laws against this shit yet what is it you don't know about modafinil go on oh modafinil is like um it's basically they per they perfected ritalin it's like uh the drogans talked about this a bunch uh it it's a focus drug that it's non-addictive but it gives you like super hyper like like fucking laser focused what was that movie with fucking limitless they call. Limitless, yes! They call it the Limitless drug. The military, I think, developed it and they were giving it to the fighter pilots and they started hitting their targets like 30-40% better. Like, it was fucking crazy.

And you can get it, like, street level now. Do you call it street level? When I hear street level, I'm like... If I can get it, it's street level.'m like if I can get it it's street level let's just say that Modafinil

he's like I'm taking my but then also I don't know if what I'm getting is what they're getting you know but it is wild it's a wild substance

and it's like I'm so much better at Destiny after this oh dude you'll get way better man I took a Modafinil before not a whole one,

just like a quarter before I played Fall Guys. So me and my buddy did. My man's got a performance hand in drugs for Fall Guys. We did like a Modafinil stream where we're like, let's try it out

and see if we're better at video games. We drink White Claws. We did a Modafinil. And I've never won a crown before in Fall Guys ever. We drink white claws. We did a Modafinil. I've never won a crown before in Fall Guys ever. And I won two back to back. I'm in the fucking zone, man. I am the Fall Guy.

You did not look at chat once. I'm like fucking grabbing. Get the fuck out of here. And your head in the camera is just like the rainbow zooming by you your eyes are darting around pre-planning everything we got to get this guy on the daffodil for sure i don't know what this what they're calling it for a slang but we can make it here today we're gonna make the daffodil yeah you got some matchbox heads but it's gasoline yeah we're doing this it's a wild one yeah apparently hillary clinton and all these like high up people take that stuff regularly

there's a lot of like big um like health influencers who stuff who are like oh yeah i take that all the time i i'm not surprised a lot of times like with my adhd and everything else i do like when i actually use ritalin or whatever it is. What's not Ritalin? What's it called now? Adderall. Adderall. It's because I'm very bad.

Heroin? Yeah. Heroin? Black tar heroin? Because the VA will. The VA gives you everything. Oh, yeah. That sounds really good.

I'll get some ice real quick. Definitely going to need a peanut butter sandwich after this. Need some white bread. Jack Daniels gold maple wood finish. It's the nice one. It's actually a good. I mixed it with my McDonald's Coke. Can I have the rest of that Coke?

I'll fucking ruin this really expensive thing. Honestly, McDonald's Coke is great Coke. That's syrup fucking fountain Coke. That's what I'm saying. You mix it with the 27 Jack Daniels. ruin this really expensive thing honestly mcdonald's coke is great coke that's europe fucking fountain coke that's what i'm saying you mix it with the 27 jack daniels but no it um the va will just pump you full of whatever so yeah and riddle in or whatever we're calling adderall was the first time i'm like taking i was like oh this is how a normal brain functions yeah i'm not like sit down and like i need to do this vfx taking i was like oh this is how a normal brain functions yeah i'm not like sit down i'm like i need to do this vfx oh i need to do this oh i need to do this and then i'm

doing a billion things someone walks in they're like hi i'm like that's gone now i gotta focus on this but i wonder if it's like like normal brain in quotations it's like so say if you were like adhd and you're out in the world but you're out there and you're out in the wilderness. Yeah, I'm not just. That'd be crazy. That'd be so crazy if any of us were. But you're out there and you're hunting and you hear a fucking, you like fucking turn. You're listening and you hear birds and you're like focusing on all these things simultaneously. That probably would be very advantageous. So I think it's the. PTSD is essentially from war.

From war. No, well, it's not even a joke. What happens is hyper-vigilant. It's getting instilled from life or death situations. When you are in a combat environment for extended period. Constant. Yeah, constant. It's hyper-vigilant. You have to focus on every little

detail. And then when you get back, that's why it's like, dude's with it. And when you go to the therapist, they're like, oh, you can't untrain that you have to live with that your body wants it happens it stays you just have to modify everything around it so i'm like it's not like it's i don't it i don't think it's the brain doing anything wrong like give you drugs like oh you're not you can't focus it's like no bitch i can focus i'm just focusing and everything that needs to be focused on simultaneously.

It's the idea that you need to be able to sit and look at one thing for eight hours in a row. That that's the that's the unnatural thing. Oh, yeah, I agree with that fully. Where it's just like I need to focus on a screen for eight hours and be completely crazy and not deviate from it. Because I, as you say, it is the normal attention span. We'll just want to go look at something and say, I'm bored. I'm going to do this instead. Exactly.

Exactly. But it is nice when you can just focus on that one thing for eight hours. I've never taken Ritalin or Adderall. And I really feel like it might be great for my brain at some point or another. It's peaceful. It's into me. I don't know about. I've never been diagnosed with ADHD. But when people describe it i go oh i just thought that's

how our brain i thought that's how i was yeah like someone said once they're like oh boredom is pain and i was like oh yeah that's my whole life is just never trying to be bored that's how i motivate that's my motivation um yeah right you go fucking if you go stir crazy if you're not working or doing something you're like failing i'm yeah i saw my god i'm gonna die oh every literally my brain is like we're going broke next week i am gonna be poor and homeless my son's gonna but there's a dick for crack i don't know outside of the medical assistance meditation has helped me with that and almost the not almost the biggest way meditation being able to create the barrier to understand that your thoughts aren't real

that like everything that passes through your brain is within the elements of your brain and so that you can like say if someone bumped like i had something happen to me in tempe i was walking down the street and there was a group of people walking in a line of four and i was looking at my phone i wasn't paying attention and then i look up and we i almost bump into one of them and they went watch where you're going and i was like you're walking in a line of four yeah like you could where am i supposed to fucking walk on the end of you you guys could like consolidate into two for a moment and then go back into four and i immediately got angry and i was like i was like if you the meditation thing was like if you think about this

and you let this consume you you're gonna think about it all day just let it go just let it go this thought that you're having that you're trying to let impact your physical self doesn't exist and you're just gonna let it go and then it wasn't until i think i did two shows that night it was after the second show i was like i remembered it and was like, I didn't think about that at all. Could have just fought them though. What if you just fought them all? You just started swinging. I need to watch where I'm going.

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