Unsubscribe Podcast - 109 - BOXING, BOOZE & BANTER ft. Harley Morenstein & Caleb Francis

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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Come on to the sleeping bag. Each guest has to slide in. Did you see that picture? It was like four dads in sleeping bags. I saw this video on a website once. With their own pizzas. They had their own pizzas on their bellies. They were lying down with pillows.

They were watching TV together. Someone was like, is my husband having a sleepover? I was like, that's good shit right there. Think about it. Sleepovers don't happen. Dude, every time I hang out with my friends I grew up with, we do sleepovers. Like when they were here for 10 days, we all slept in my apartment. There were two on my couch, one was on an inflatable mattress,

and that was how we slept every night. Like just so we could hang out and goof around all night. You guys were farting in the middle. Oh, yeah. You're like are farting it's racially ambiguous and batty That guy's fucking ridiculous And we don't know Best not to ask yourself why But my friend you've arrived Welcome to Unsubscribe

Every time I have sleepovers like that Like with my buddies It's cause everyone's on coke And no one wants to leave I can't drive No man you can't drive You're sleeping on the couch Okay

I'm not leaving till the baggie's done anyways. I got another baggie. The same laughter. Everything I'm saying is part of an interactive art experience and isn't actually true. Oh, okay. Yeah, exactly. A hundred percent.

Can I interact with the baggie too? Yeah, we're acting, right? This is, this is fake. Make method acting. Are we going to pop it? Are we ready? First one. That was awesome.

Why do you say that? It says that every time. I hate it. Welcome to the Unscrewed Podcast. As always, we have myself, Betty Streams, my beautiful co-host eli double tap we have oh the beautiful the strong and powerful the very tall the very wide caleb francis and of course harley welcome back beautiful how do you guys got me back here finally i'm so happy about that just good vibes yeah good Dude, the second I seen your tall ass as we walked up to Stoneworks, I was so happy.

I was like, ah. Look at that long ass Jew. Exactly my words. That long ass Jew. I was like, you like chill, right? We spoke about this. Oh, man, we had a talk. Stop it.

Stop it. I also love sitting next to you. It's like so big in here. I feel like we're fucking tag team champions right now. Nobody hugs like Caleb hugs. Imagine that a wrestling team. What would be your wrestling team name? That's a good question.

Yeah, that's a good one. We've got to break this down. It's the big and tall section. We have big and tall. That's easy, it's men's warehouse, it's the big and tall section. We have big and tall. Big and tall. Big and tall. Easy, nice. Big and tall.

We have to start wrestling now just because that name is so good. Just because that was so perfect. Dude, big and tall, you guys, this is outro. You're walking out in your suits. Yeah. We have big and tall suits. Yeah, big and tall suits.

You strip them off when you get in the ring. It's like Triple H walking in the ring. The same for McMahon in the suit, so they're just way too full. Yeah's like two legs walking in the ring. Oh yeah. Oh we got the suspenders and the shirt rack button dude. But you guys undress each other when you get in the ring. I'll take the top off of him and I'll tuck it nice and we hang it on the edge of the ring

and then he does it to me. We roll our sleeves up. If we were sitting on a plane together and he wanted his jacket off that's how we'd have to do it. We'd have to. I'll be on a plane and I'd like reach out and like, like you just pull my sleeve. Eli, do you know this episode is brought to you by manscaped?

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That's the new saying. It's just check your boys' boys. Leave to a stranger. I'm stuck. Yeah, that happens. Does that ever happen to you? No. I can fall out of my clothes most of the time.

I'm like, I need to get out of my jacket. Wee! You just jump in the air. Yeah, everything falls. You can just do a cartwheel. Do you ever go on a plane? I hate it, no matter what. Yeah, me too.

Me too. And if it's not business class, it's just like, I'll walk in and you must feel this too. I instantly feel bad for whoever it is. When I get to the end, I'm starting to walk. I know everyone on the plane is like, please, not me. I look like I stink. The same, man. I'm like, man, I pride myself with smelling good.

That's my thing. Thank you I like pride myself with smelling good. That's my thing. Thank you. I like pride myself with that. And I'm like, man, I'm like a big dude. And I'm like hairy. So they're probably like, man, don't let the big white stink bag sit next to me for the next two hours. I'm like, I've got my backpack that's full and I'm whacking people trying to get through, dude. You're trying to sit small, too.

Yeah, man. I have my arms together like this as long as I can. Yeah, I'm like, I didn't even want the armrest. You could have them. I don't want to touch you. I always get the window seat. Because I used to have to fly Southwest all the time. They don't have a first class.

Yeah, yeah. So there's no bigger seats. Yeah. So I'd always try to get the window seat. And you're doing the thing where you're like, no, this is tough. I'm fine, dude. Actually, because of this, I forgot that you're also a large person. Yeah. So I'd always try to get the window seat and you're doing the thing where you're like, no, this is good. Because I forgot that you're also a large person. Yeah. If I'm sitting down in the plane and I see Eli walk down my aisle, I'm like, I want that

little fucking snap. When I sit down, I'm like, oh my God, so much room. I kick my feet out like this. I do some flutter kicks. You like crawl into a ball like a cat. I will say. They're like, what? You're a circle on the seat.

A little pet. I'm super lucky my girlfriend's five feet tall. The tiniest little thing. She loves the middle seat. She doesn't even took the arm rest. It's too wide for her. So like I got that extra buffer room and she still got room on her left so whoever's over there doesn't fucking matter yeah yeah i always take the window and sometimes people are like oh do you want the aisle to like to trade with me because they think i'm so big i want to like i don't know hang off

let me just hang into the cart no i get bashed by that cart man i love the window because i like you ever been woken up by the the car going by and cracking your fucking knee? It hits me in my shoulder. I always get warned. Watch yourself. No, they don't give a shit, man. Big stinky bastard. I'm going to whack his ass.

Three times in a row. Oh, sorry! Throw coffee on you? It's like multiple flights, man. I hardly ever book my flights. If I'm flying, it's usually for something with a company or something. I'm just always like, please, aisle seat.

If you can, aisle seat. But sometimes they're like, oh, it's last minute. You're in the middle. In the back of the plane. In the middle, in the back of the plane. Or like a lot of the last few ones i was i'll but i don't know dude just some planes they still have that full steel like seat that has the like steel walls i hate that dude oh yep it's not like that no it's all solid steel yeah it's just like a box dude sticking your ass in that box yeah dude it's like my ass cheeks are literally sideways on it.

I'm just in so much pain the whole time. This fucking sucks. I didn't think about it until you said it. You're sitting like this. You're acting like you're thinking of something. You're at a museum looking at art. You're trying to find a place to put your head. Dude, yeah.

I hate it. I like the window because i like to control like if you're on the aisle yeah you are at the mercy of the two people when they want to piss and when they want to come back yeah and the worst is like when you're sleeping they're like excuse me and then you're like okay yeah and then you have that weird halfway standing thing waiting for them to come back from their piss to sit down and then you get comfy then the other person's like me now i hate when i have drinks because then it's like the coffee oh dude you're like i i got your little station i won't allow myself to have that when they bring you a drink i chug it i'm like i can't have this here because it's it's already it's just on my legs crooked already like a cup of ice in your hand the whole time. It's laying on my legs

I'm like most of them like I have to it's crooked on my legs anyway so I can't just leave it there I have to hold it or else it's gonna fall. So I just chug it

and then I like smash my like drink can into the little holder there. It's got a little fold in front of you. Yeah until they come back. You guys have a travel show it's just doing normal shit

because it's big and tall. And it sucks. It's called the nightmare man. It's the team that goes and does the traveling vlog. People are like oh yeah get to fly and I'm like fucking shit. Wait wait so if It's big and tall. And it sucks. Yeah. It's a nightmare, man. The team that goes and does a traveling vlog. People are like, ooh, yeah, get your fly. I'm like, fucking shit.

Wait, wait, so if it's big and tall, can we be big and small? Yeah. Kind of big, kind of small. Kind of big, kind of small. You guys, everyone, all the airplane journeys, you're like, this sucks.

I'm like, man, this is great. This is actually nice. I'm having a wonderful time. I like the idea of us doing something. We do things that are for normal sized people. And even if it's just like going and get like a regular popcorn at the movie theater, I'm like, that's not enough popcorn.

That's not a regular amount. We just did the pizza place. We're like, do I look like I eat two slices of pizza? We could go go-karting right now. It'd look like DK and Bowser. Mom was like, you guys were zipping past me when we lasted as a yes a mine can't hardly handle my day I can't keep up with this 14 pounds. Fucking. Governor on that thing's cranked up. Oh my God. I hate,

I hate travel. I like being in the place though. Yeah. Like I despise travel so much, but I like being in the place. However, these days with like Nintendo switch or like Steam Deck, I think about, I was like,

how the fuck did I ever do like a 10 hour drive with my family when I was eight? It's the most boring fucking They looked outside. Yeah You would count fucking telephone you do this with the telephone lines. I would do my finger and pretend my oh my god Yeah I did the running man to like I would just have him on the like the windowsill and I tell you yeah like running it There was like a mountain i'd make him jump yeah there's the cars you gotta jump over

the cars quick and shit yeah dude 10 hours is all i did in the back of a station wagon with wood paneling no seat belts because my parents didn't believe in those they removed them parents like put on seat belts now like boomers is because the fucking car tells them it doesn't stop beeping exactly otherwise my parents would never buckle up and i always thought about that to the amount of times i needed someone to play i spy with me in the car like i needed that like i play i spy with me and like they don't want to now kids these days you know my sister with her can like you want to play i spice like shut the fuck up and give me the iPod. I'm watching YouTube, mom.

I'm watching YouTube and playing switch. Can you fuck off? Lisa. Fuck you, Lisa. Mom, why can't you love me? I was,

I played football back in the day and Canadian football doesn't count. And I had like, like, you know, friends would come over teammates and they were blown away when i would call my mom heather i'd be like heather they'd be like what did you say they would never in a million years 80 of my team with was haitian and there's no shot they were ever gonna call their mom by their first name without getting hit yeah yeah yeah like fell

the chancla that's coming fucking yeah yeah i don't know how to say chancla and crail but yeah yeah there's that whatever the footwear whatever it may be yeah for sure gonna smash them with well it's crazy you see how different cultures are i know my japanese buddy he's traditional he's from japan came for college and then went back home and i remember asking him it's like if you just came up to your dad and just hugged him and said, I love you, what would you do? He'd be like, oh,

he would not like that. I'm like, why? No, no, no, this is not the Japanese culture. I was like,

okay. My grandfather hates when I'll kiss him on the cheek and be like, love you. Okay, that could have gone two ways. I thought you were going,

my grandpa hates the Japanese. That's what I was waiting for. be like love you okay that could have gone too well i thought yeah i thought you were going the japanese i could imagine the there's probably like half a dozen people that i'm sure my grandfather has the wrong idea based on just history from when he was born but anyways yeah when i kiss him on the cheek i'm like i love you i i know he fucking hates it he thinks he thinks he thinks i'm literally gay yeah doing that like i'm a gay man because i kissed him on the cheek i was like love you grandpa he's like yeah like also i'm like i'm 37 i don't have a a I'm not married. So he's for sure like fucking knew it. Yeah, I bet you do love me. And your brain gets me, don't you?

At six foot eight, Harley skips away. He's like, love you, grandpa. Wee! Is there something wrong with Harley skipping? I know. Wait, don't disrespect skipping. I think the ROI on efficiency and distance traveled and energy input, like skipping's a phenomenal method

of travel that we don't use often enough. You ever skip somewhere? Is the line when you start giggling while you're skipping? Don't do that. First of all, you can't even look like me and skip. It's scary. Yeah. Your socks come skipping towards me. I got attack on Titan scary. Yeah. Somebody, you're sorry.

I'm skipping towards me. I got attack on Titan vibes. Yeah. Attack on Titan. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. And I'm like laughing too.

And I'm like, Yeah, attack on Titan. Yeah. But skipping's good. I'm telling you like, use it to get some, if you have to like go, if you have to go to your house from here, fucking skip.

100% I would skip. I'm going to just keep a straight face. Oh, of course. It looks like you're having fun by your face. Just blank face and skipping. Yeah, you should. Yeah, I think skipping gets a bad rap, actually, because it's like, I don't know. Skipping gets a bad rap.

Yeah, because they're like, oh, they think it's frolicking, and it's a bad Skipping with no destination. You just like yeah, it's just for the pure enjoyment. That's when you can giggle. That's when you can skip and you can giggle. You better be in a glade alone. That's what it is. Feel the flowers. I'm mad. If you find a field of flowers and you do not frolic, you're missing out. You look so disappointed. It's such a missed opportunity for just your mental well-being.

I picture you going home and you're like, you should have frolic. Damn it. Damn it. Yeah, there's plenty of times that I am driving and I see a really nice bit. I'm like going home and you're like, you should have followed. Damn it. Damn it. Yeah. There's plenty of times that I like am driving. I see like a really nice bit. I'm like, oh, pull over. Pull over. Oh, I can. I'm just like, stop. And I'm just going to run through it for a minute, man. I'm frolicking. I could be frolicking. I'll like just stop for something. Like that was great. Turn off the side of my grandfather's they're like fucking do it grandpa why are you here grandpa why are you in texas why do you always catch me i'm not frolicking in texas there's a couple things actually when i the further south i go in the usa and this is just so this is crazy canadian

you know nonsense it's not actually like this uh but if i'm behind the if i'm in a car behind someone at a red light and the light turns green i'm not gonna honk them and if they sit there for the whole green light that's cool i'm not gonna honk them and that applies here that applies in florida i'm just not gonna i don't look at people their cars. I don't honk at them in their cars. I'm a safe, defensive driver. But like, I'm not doing anything. We had the camera, we were filming this whole thing. And like this like chargers in front of us,

like all black tinted windows and like the black, and he had the camera. I don't think we should film that. That guy like could be looking in his rear view. We have a camera up filming his car I feel like that's not the right did the fucking you Texas so I'm like everything vehicle flips any cartoon thing that you can imagine

about Texas like as a Canadian I'm like oh this for sure happens we saw it last time I was here there was like 7 boars on the street oh yeah like 7 boars like a pack a family whatever and they're like fucking cruising down the street like by houses

the deli meat section of the hgb yeah that's what it's called when the boars move across the deli section yeah if there were boars on the street you take it can you take out your gun and shoot at it on the street or is that not supposed to shoot yeah in front of yeah especially in the cities but i think you have to be like really next to the road what can you do if there's a boar? If there's boars on your street. You cannot be on the road. Yeah, it can't be so many yards. Yeah, I know Vermont has a lot like that too,

but you have to be off the road like so many yards before you shoot. Otherwise, it's road hunting and that's very illegal. What can you do if you had like seven boars? Eli. Eli. Eli. What? What? What?

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Well, a lot of HOAs in different little residential neighborhoods. Like, when they have their deer problem or the axis, we have some friends that would have axis problem in their gated communities. And the HOA is just like like yeah, just go shoot them really Oh, wow, that's crazy Illegal like for like places like where we're at right now like it for you do well if there were like boars out there I don't think you my HOA is like water the lawn on Wednesdays

For more than a day, we're gonna find you. But the deer, yeah, shoot them. The blast. Middle head. Yeah,

like it's just going through people's windows. Oh, shit. Take them out. I got him. I got him. Good job. Thank you.

What I noticed about growing up and having my own home is that there are some things that it's like a like a dis from like an old school man's man's point of view there are certain things that are like disrespectful that you don't fuck with yeah and like one of them was like i brought a guy's he left it at the end of his driveway for you know like two days so i brought it up to where it goes like i just had like you know i hooked it up and he was like you touched my garbage can i was like i did it i just like don't ever do that i'll move my garbage can i was like oh yeah for sure i didn't even bother me i

thought maybe you would get a ticket or he's like i don't want to hear none of it that's why i'm like okay so there's like some great this dude all part of it people would text people would have been like thank you yeah i saw your neighbor was like, better mow your lawn or I'm going to mow it for you. Yeah, it literally happened. Like the neighbor of the other lady. The raccoons are very smart in Toronto

and they're like, they roll in 12. They're fucking crazy. They'll stack each other up on each other's shoulders. Wear a little coat. With a trench coat on. Get in a movie rated R. Yeah. I've literally opened up my back door, the blinds to see eight raccoons And they look at me like Close the fucking blinds

And I also got savage ones We had epic meals Half the epic meal will be compromised For whatever reason And these raccoons are like Bro this is the spa This is the spa So like

I always thought these records were smart and they would... I put a brick on top of my garbage can, because they'll go and they'll open it up and they'll go into it. Tear the fucking place up. They'll apart it. Yeah. Yeah. And then they started just...

I don't know how they did it. They literally moved two cinder blocks off the garbage can. They had to be... Oh, police. Yeah. They had to be three of them pushing together in the same direction. I'm like, you can't even get humans to do that these days. And he's like, you can't even get humans to do that these days they have to be like three of them pushing together in the same direction you can't even get humans to do that these days and he's like the neighbor

came over and he was like can i show you something i was like yeah and i went outside he's like check this out and he took my garbage can what he had done was he drilled a hole through it and like put like a little like a loop and latch thing and he's like i did this on my garbage can i saw you were doing the cinder block that's not gonna work i took your garbage can and i modified your garbage can like that huh and i was like oh thank you so much that's great i really appreciate it he was like yeah and i was like yeah i love that you did that he's like okay and in my head i was like oh i think he thought this was like uh like i'm fucking handling your bullshit you're a bitch now i'm the man of your house and instead i was like do you like weed you're like thank you bro i was like do you like weed he was like yeah and i was like i don't smoke

weed and i had this weed i'm like do you want this weed for doing that i did have weed on me and he was like okay and he took it and it was just like i went inside and i was like oh wait a sec i think he thought he was like swerving on my big dick yeah he was like big dick anyways i don't care here's weed uh and like he like modified my guard it was pretty sick it was cool yeah and you know it was really weird that guy used to go he would uh he had four motorcycles and he would turn them all on at like 7 a.m. and like rev them for like 25 minutes. I'm not even joking.

I swear that sounds like a made up stupid bit. He literally turned on all four motorcycles, one after the other and like rev them for like 10 minutes each and then left to go teach in one of the motorcycles. But I always thought it was interesting. I'm like, damn, he's a fucking big dick out there. He's got, I got four motorcycles.

I'll fucking modify your garbage can. And I smoked your weed. Don't touch my fucking garbage can. I would never touch his garbage can. Not again, there's like traps on it. Like it was like next level. He's been modifying his garbage can. You're gonna go to move and it's gonna fucking.

I'm not, I can't outsmart the pack of raccoons that have been fucking with him his whole life. I'm like coming in at season five here of the battle of the garbage can. He probably thought the raccoon, he was double checking the raccoons are the ones that didn't move the garbage can. He's like, did you move my garbage can?

He's like, yeah. He's like, fuck, thought I caught him. That was a trap for the raccoon. Here's another trap. Damn it. He's just real pissed about everything. Oh, man. Dude, fucking boxing match. You trained up. Damn it. He's real pissed about everything. Oh, man. Dude, fucking boxing match.

You trained up. Holy shit. Yeah. That was the big thing. And then you put on the best intro out of anyone in that fight. Outro two. Oh, yeah. The ring when I got punched.

You thought my intro was good. It's so funny. I think about it. Doing the boxing thing the first time i i was boxing a minecraft youtuber gamer youtuber game grumps fucking aaron yeah and i was like aaron now is he's a minecraft youtuber that's it get fucking aaron from game grumps is a minecraft youtuber it just sounds better when i say that to the people listening i was like terrified going into that because i was like what if this fucking nerd sorry you're a cool guy he is actually like him i would love him he's one

of us i would that that's one of those like guests i'd be like oh my god erin i'm gonna do it for like eight hours i know it doesn't figures comes out and I was doing something weird with my hands. I was like, how did you know? You're autistic too. High five. I was terrified boxing Aaron from game Grumps. Crazy sentence. Cause I was like,

what is this guy punches me? And I get knocked out. Cause I've never fought before. And I'm just going to be like, Oh, so I got knocked out by a YouTube gamer. And then I, I, I didn't believe in it. Everyone was like, Oh yeah, he's doesn't, you're going to be like, oh, so I got knocked out by a YouTube gamer. And then I didn't believe any. Everyone was like, oh, yeah, you're going to fuck him up.

And I was like, he's working for you. You're working for him, you fucking bitch. You're fucking lying to me. Yeah, that's all I thought. Everyone's a liar. Everyone's a YouTuber. They're all liars. So I wasn't about it.

And then the match, it was all good. And I didn't think they were going to find me another opponent. But when they were like, oh, John Henniganigan from you know wwe superstar former wwe superstar jacked his fuck the opposite of aaron literally one of the most athletic heavyweights that have ever been in wrestling you don't really get heavyweights and wrestling that are flipping off you know someone's not who's like oh yeah i like uh lifting weights uh wrestling for the wwe and uh my hobby is parkour like it's just like a crazy combination you're like a gladiator ninja and i uh and so when the the challenge came through that he would he wanted to box me at the

time i was uh i had uh done a lot of ketamine i completely disassociated I was a 7,000 year old space baby from an alternate dimension and when the challenge came through I was like he's just a 7,000 year old space baby from an alternate dimension too I was like I'll box yes

anyway so then after like you know not partying and training and doing on leading up to the fight even the intro you know i was all all stoic sitting there for the intro but realistically i was like oh i was like people are liking the intro it's crazy and i see john down there and i'm like walking down i'm like i can believe I'm going to punch this guy in the face. He's going to punch me in the face. A lot.

This is like such a silly thing for me. This whole thing is so fucking silly. I'm not a person that ever watched UFC. Like I would watch boxing here and there, but like I never consumed combat sports or anything. Nothing about me is the type of guy to get into a boxing match and do it. I cannot stress that enough like i'd be playing fucking war zone and i'd be like guys i literally gonna have to punch a man and he's gonna

punch me too it was like nerve-wracking it's called boxing hardly yeah but when you say boxing you're using the language against me you mean punching each other in the face and i was scared i was actually like like scared like nervous like going in and it's such a crazy thing to say because it's like just like my second but i actually boxed terribly that day i watched it back and i was like there were so many mistakes that i made i think my mind was consumed a lot whatever um but as mike tyson says when you get everyone has a fucking plan until you get punched in the fucking face it's such a cliche thing but it's totally true um but when when i thought about it getting like if i thought like what's the worst thing that could happen

is i get in there and like get knocked out or like get punched out of the ring or like like that'd be like the worst thing that could happen, you know, other than dying. Or shitting yourself. Getting punched and then shitting yourself. He's naughty. My biggest fear. People are like, what are you scared of? I was like, I have two big fears. One, that I trip while walking into the ring.

And two, that I shit. Oh no, I did both. That there's shit running down my leg. I did both. It happened. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah. So when I got punched out of the ring, I was like, I did both. It happened. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah. So when I got punched out of the ring, I was like,

did I shit myself? Yeah, check your ass. Thank God. That would have been embarrassing. Yeah, that would have sucked. You crawl into the ring again. I would just leave. I'd go to the locker room.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. When that happened and the match was done like i i saw i sat down i thought about it and i was like oh for a lot of people i think this is like a really humiliating concept some people who never get in the ring or never do fighting or or just perhaps younger perhaps if i had more ego like the idea of getting beat up is so like humiliating it's like you're literally yeah and like uh i just didn't have that anymore i don't have that part of me that was like i was just like right did that that's crazy and so i didn't have that but i know that some people had that

because one when you win your fight like the phone does ring a lot more but when you lose some people i don't know if they're like they want to give you space with whatever the fuck weird shit you're dealing with or maybe they're just like they can't even look at you you got fucking beat up in a fight you bitch by him johnny nitro yeah um so my test to you i think i was like but that outro and intro though summer is around the corner guess how i'm getting jacked baddie how fit bod baddie how are your new year's resolutions holding up do you have any summer fitness goals no i should what progress are you seeing none that's because baddie's not using FitBod like me. I'm getting jacked. Abs in. Arms huge.

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well let me spark this joint up and i'll tell you all about that but i thought about like just the whole thing the whole boxing thing so crazy and it was just such a weird experience and um then like i get offers for other boxing matches and i'm just like it's like weird this is part of my life now someone's like are you gonna bought would you want to blue box this guy and i'm like send over the offer and i'm still like what i'm one in on no professional level I have to shit I'm sitting on the bowl and I can't even get the shit to come out you want to talk to me

about who I'm boxing I'm getting old it's like weird like I should be focusing on like Faber it's so outlandish he's right it's just an outlandish. Robber. He's right.

It's just an outlandish concept, the whole thing. Robber. Fucking love you, Caleb. Robber. I got off my fiber 100%. You know what all this YouTuber boxes stuff reminds me of? Celebrity deathmatch. Absolutely, yeah.

It's just like you're gonna watch your favorite celebrities beat they should kill each other and now we're getting to watch some of our favorite youtubers yeah i thought it was so funny when i started youtube it'd be like oh vidcon we want to meet our our favorite youtubers now people are like we want to see our youtubers fight fight fight him and so it like doubles as a meat we kind of uh but really they're just there to to watch people fight and i can't yeah i like watching people that i didn't expect to be good at fighting or would never do that that's fun that's fascinating to me um you get to see the skill level like we you're the one that told me you're like hey watch this salty poppy guy and i was like oh fuck i was like yeah let's do wait he's

never fought and you say he's never said he never boxed before i mean he's just really talented and that was my fear i was like what if you're going in there and it's aaron from game grumps the train killer yeah aaron doesn't know he is the next mike tyson and that's like he has punching power because punching power is one thing where it's like you're born with punching power usually yeah majority of the time you are born just a hard-hitting motherfucker you are somebody you were about to be somebody's origin story you know like big tall and then lauren's like i even thought the day i saw John, like when he was like, I was going to box him.

I like looking at his body and how just like juicy it is. And I was like, bro, you're fighting a Jew. You want to relax? You're fighting a Jewish YouTuber. You did all this. I'm fighting George Foreman,

bro. You want to relax? But there was no relax. Yeah. Look like a Rocky three. Yeah. He must die. He really does.

But it was fun, and then you walk away. It's hard getting in a ring. A lot of people don't realize that. How nerve-wracking it is hearing that. Even touching gloves, hearing the rules, and then you're like, oh, fuck my life. As I said, my fights have all been a small, small, tiny thing, and I then you're like, Oh fuck my life. As I said, my fights have all been a small, small,

tiny thing. And I had no name to my name at that point. So at that level where you're just like, but there's a whole bunch of people going to watch me get my ass or maybe, maybe hopefully when though. Yeah. Well, even like,

it's a small things too, that, that I knew going into it, that he had an advantage with, which was also what made me comfortable. What I want to say with the whole Aaron thing was like, I was scared of Aaron. I wasn't scared of John.

Cause I was like, well, if I lose, it's not a, there's nothing here. It's just a whole ass experience, you know? Who was the boss in a video game that you're supposed to lose to? And you're like, man, I was supposed to lose that fight. Yeah, like the first encounter in my fucking, yeah. Yeah, you walk out and it's the night. It's like, man, I was supposed to lose that fight. Yeah, like the first encounter in my fucking... Yeah, you walk out and it's the night.

It's like, yeah, sure. I was like, if I'm going to cosplay as a boxer for a bit, then I think losing is part of that experience. And it's so crazy because I haven't done anything athletic in forever. So I'm losing. There's so much more gained from a loss than a win like i did the aaron thing and like i was just like yeah okay beat up a gaming youtuber whatever but this one i sit down and i watch i was like why did my brain do that why was i why was i always walking

uh to the left when i'm always normally walking to the right. Like, why did I go the wrong way? Why did I do this and that? And I'm trying to analyze it, and I'm pulling things from it. Whereas the wind, you're just like, yeah, fuck them on, bro. Whatever, I did great, yeah. Yeah, you're like, I'm just fucking beat off in my own belly button, so blow the straw. You're not losing your life.

What did I do? What am I? Yeah. Who am I? I. Who am I? I'm not a space baby. I'm not even a space baby. I'm not 7,000 years old. I'm a 7,000-year-old space baby, but he's not.

Yeah, I tell people all the time, I'm always like, you should do boxing. And people are scared. I would never box. I'm like, you should do boxing. And people are scared. I would never box. I'm like, hey, me neither. But I did. Because I thought the, and I'm sure people listening, there's got to be some fuckers listening

that are just in terrible shape. It was the best bang for buck in terms of time that I put in and the effort I got out. So doing like three minute rounds, a bag i promise you in nine minutes you will be sweating so much more than you would be if you went on an elliptical for 45 minutes it's like fucked up yeah and if you commit to it and like you keep doing the like the the roi on what you put in and what you got out of it was great i was 75 pounds heavier when i took the first creator class.

And I was like, oh, I'll box that. Game grump, you know? I'll fuck up. I'll fight that game grump. Is it JonTron? I was like, I'll fucking get him. And I was 315 then. And I just did what I always still do.

But I did boxing. And I was able to get my cardio because I fucking hate cardio. But it makes it fun. It is the funniest cardio slash anaerobic exercises you can do. Because you're getting a cool skill too. Like you never use your arms. I don't know how to punch.

It's like a video game. You're like, oh my God, I'm fucking, look at this. Yeah, you guys know how to punch. I have knowing how to punch. So even throwing a left is like, what do you mean? yeah you guys know how to punch yeah i didn't have knowing how to punch so like even like like throwing like uh like a left is like what do you mean when i played growing up and i threw punches i never punched with my left it was like my god i only had one punch it was yeah it was this one yeah the one that every youtube boxer uses yeah that's all i had and and so it was just cool to

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something, you should go do that. You will win. Yeah. True. You will win. Would you box? Yeah.

Sure. Yeah. My, my, my only, so I fucked around with Eli and matt best and i just had my ass beat by them before that was fun well but to batty he's never traditionally he's not never like he was like oh i'm like literally i've gotten in bar fights but like i've never boxed

there or done ufc or done anything other than you know like whatever level one combatives in the army was which is nothing and my only hesitation to any of that is my vision I am so goddamn blind without glasses on like I lose I I see blur like you are would be a blurry mess I can no longer see your face because sometimes it's almost like advantageous in a way. I don't know how blind you are, but like when you can kind of like, when you're like looking at someone and you're not focusing and you're kind of just like that thousand mile stare,

you kind of like see when something's gonna happen because you're doing that. Like, you know, we play a video game and you're like, oh, it's a sniper rifle and you're lying there. You're like looking at nothing. And then something moves like a pixel there. You're like sniper april and you're lying there you're like looking at nothing yeah and then something moves like a pixel there like i saw that because you were just blankets yeah you were like blankets staring at the screen that pixel yeah that's what i was

gonna say is i'm not sure how how it is yeah yeah it's real bad caleb but like i i want to get lasik so hey maybe start boxing and then caleb you you're fucking really good on the speed back yeah thank you yeah uh, I've done that. That's what I was talking about earlier. Like I did boxing in high school. I did like a few years of boxing in college. Middleweight? Yeah.

But no, like in high school, I got like 270 is like what I weighed in high school. But I was just fat. Like I was just fat. And that's what made me. I was like, man like i need to lose weight so i started boxing and i just did like speed bag and heavy bag and just like a bunch of like random workouts and some cardio and stuff and i lost like 80 pounds i got down to like 190 yeah yeah and uh i did that in like seven months and then i just like kept boxing i started doing boxing classes did like uh a few little boxing competitions that were like local but then in college like i just did it you know just for the cardio and like

you know just to keep that up because i liked it but now i mean like i still do it i don't do heavy bag as often because like my elbows bother me a lot that impact like just i've got like some bad tendonitis you took my right arm yeah it's a heavy bag much yeah it really bothers me so i barely ever do that but i do speed bag pretty regularly just for that technique and i can't even do speed bag yeah just i like it is such an awesome workout for like show i do it as like a finisher usually like on a day that i do shoulders or a day that i do like uh you know like chest and you're like you're an athlete though you're an athlete you guys will be able to know that because you get it. But to most people online, I'm just a big fat guy.

See, but anyone that would call me. A big fat guy that could throw me to the moon. Well, that's what I'm saying. Anyone that calls you that would look at you. I played football growing up, and I've been smoked running a 40 from people that are built like you. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? People do not. People are constantly, if i ever post anything working out they're like yeah

but can you run a quarter mile and i'm like oh god i'm like yeah faster than you too yeah faster than nine seconds i could run it faster than you while like holding like your father but that's so that's something i'm gonna try and do here over the next few months. So I hardly ever film my cardio because it's boring. Nobody wants to watch me do rows or do sprints. Wait, you're telling me you do things off camera? Yeah, yeah. Your entire life and everything you do isn't what you post? Yeah, so I don't ever post that stuff.

But I do sprints pretty regularly. I do the rower. So I found out. I just was curious when i do the rower but uh so i found out i just like was curious when i did the rower and i'll do like i'll just try and do 500 yards like as quick as i can between like different sets and i've gotten it down to like a minute like 22 seconds something like that and like cruising around like 50 55 uh strokes i looked up the world record a thousand yards is like two minutes and 40 seconds that's held by eddie hall's brother and i was like oh shit i'm already on par to beat that at what i am now i was like so i think i'm

gonna like just practice get really good at it and i'm gonna try and beat the world record for row uh in the next couple of months that's amazing that way that way see that way i can be like oh i don't do cardio well here's my guness World Record for doing a cardio-related act and being the best at it. That's weird, huh? That's weird that I weigh 320 pounds and am much more athletic than you, huh? That's really weird, huh? It's one of those same things.

This is just that chronically online, that terminally online personality. Nobody would say any of this to your imagine somebody in the bar becoming because you're fat yeah nobody in the right mind would ever you literally see like when i was when i was 315 before the like i was fat you any all of you guys would have you just would have wanted to push me over you want to push me over and like step on my on my tummy you know yeah this is like this is like i played enough football with people that i are fast runners um or can throw a football or could fucking you know uh do uh three pointers or just coordinated and athletic and And I'm not that. I'm not like a coordinated athletic person. I'm heavy, but I don't have like a natural strength to me or something.

Like you uploaded something, like I think you were deadlifting. Caleb does like 800 pounds. I was like, look at that. I was like, that's fucking my bones. You're like, oh. I'm running off. He's just like, oh, real quick. Caleb's like, oh, I got to do a warm-up.

Here's a 400-pound deadlift. Look at his forearm. My favorite thing, though, is we have the same size hand. Yeah, I don't have big hands at all. Caleb has his big hands, too. I don't have big hands at all. When I was doing boxing, this fist,

look at my fist. It's a tiny little fist. Grab here, grab this. Go around on the inside here, on the bottom there like that, and just grab that. Look at that. My head is just a tiny little

people are like, you're in a box, and I'm like, this is my weapon. That's my That's my weapon. There it is. It's pathetic. People have these hammers and you have like a ballpoint pen. You had children's boxing gloves. People have like battle axes and I have a rapier.

Well, you're getting like pressure points at that point, dude. You punch somebody in the side of their head. How that 16-glove house glove hit my eyeball. Yeah, look at the side of their head and stop blood flow. You turned off my fucking nerves, man. I can't

open my eyes. What the fuck is that? It's just a little baby claw. It's a little baby claw. And, like, I don't like that the knuckles, like, you can move them around. I mean, I think that's, like, kind of with everybody. Like, most people, you can mush their hand a little bit. I just have a fat face. I mean, no.

Well, that's an interesting looking hand, actually. You have, like, a lot of padding. This is real in here, so. But look at all this padding he has oh yeah what is that pouch on the on the left what is that muscle yeah that's crazy yeah that's muscle and your hands are like kind of fucked up actually oh yeah like super fucked i and you can tell i fought for a long time most of my wrist lock into place from beating it beating it from hitting Yeah If you want to get good at boxing, jerk off. Jerk off a lot. Both hands, though. Yeah. Your friends.

You guys got to help me drink. Oh, man. Do you guys ever eye someone on YouTube and you're like, I'll box that fucker? You ever see anyone and you're like, let me get some of that guy? I never think about any of that. I really don't. I don't know of any that are my size, like our size. I can't think of any YouTubers that I'd be like, we probably weigh the same.

Yeah. It's not just like a- Yours is 205 or two. 200 and up is a heavyweight. So me and Caleb are boxing. Yeah, I'll tell you, it would be really bad if they put me against somebody that was like 210. They would.

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bars that taste like candy and phenomenal protein sticks easy on the go protein or focused energy options okay this guy's jacked this man dude i i i picture this like the soft-spoken caleb but you're like yay and the second that bell rings You turn into a grizzly butcher Like you're like What is it? He's not even swinging He's hugging him and eating him Help, help He throws you He's dead

And he gives you the mic You're like, well I didn't mean to hurt him so bad There's an arm in a leg I don't know what happened Is he alright right though? That was fun, but is he okay? Caleb, you're going to prison, dude. You have to go to prison now, damn it. You ate him.

Those were for fun. You bit him. This is for charity, Caleb. You bit his throat off, dude. I went to London and I watched wings of redemption box boogie. Oh, you watch that? Yeah, I like I thought he fought. He's talking about trying to do another one any wings or a boogie? No boogie city. Yeah, he's been talking about one box again. You should do it. Oh, you and Boogie. No. But you don't want a body on you? You

don't want a body in your life? You don't want to kill a YouTuber? Dude, I picture a straight-ass date side kill. That's the one you kill Boogie? 9-6-8-3. I'm sorry. I love you, Boogie. I love you. Your videos are so funny. I love you. God, Boogie's old intro would have been fucking, unfortunately. On the motor wheelchair? That's like a rascal. He lost a lot of weight. Yeah, he's doing it.

Boogie's had the most interesting internet career. One of the most interesting internet career. You're just, you're, you're, you're grizzly bears coming out. You went, what did you, excuse me, what? That was just a little burp. That was just a little bit of blood. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Just burping a little bit. No big deal, man. A handful.

I was in Arkansas and I hit a boogie and I was like, oh yeah, like, you know, like I'm, I'm in for a date. He was like, let's go grab some Nino's. Like, cool. And I was wondering, I was like was like, oh yeah, like, you know, like I'm in for a date. He was like, let's go grab some Nino's. Like, cool. And I was wondering, I was like, what do I have in Arkansas? You know, like what's, what's it going to be? Yeah. Nothing.

And Applebee's. No, it was sushi. And like I pulled up and I'm not going to like disrespect or anything, but I was like, ah, I don't want to eat the raw fish in Arkansas. Yeah. I think the fried rice. It wasn't it was good actually it was good and hanging with boogie was chill and uh you know he's always uh been a great dude and um his story also he's always been wild it was i remember it was like uh he got uh his veneers oh yeah which is something i wanted to do for a while i remember i went to my orthodontist i was like i want uh i want steve harvey veneers and he was like

he was like that's a bad veneer job why would you want that and i was literally everything i say will be way funnier if i had huge white teeth and he's like you want to make a joke out of your mouth and I was like kind of yeah that's like an instagram filter the Steve Harvey smile yeah I wanted that oh god I'm glad I didn't do it because now I could now I see veneers like a mile away it's a look in itself not just any veneers just the bright white oh yeah steve harvey ones yeah i wanted that um and he was like you're an idiot uh but yeah so i boogie got the veneers uh he did the uh he had the operation to lose weight it was wild uh i was i was like good for him also and i back it but when he was like also like i'm bisexual uh i like ash plays a thing yeah i was like i backed this also and i was like francis is way more dynamic than i thought

he's not just about smashing xboxes you know flipping tables playing yeah my man also i thumb some asses every now and then now having this boxing thing to getting to, first of all, to Wings and Boogie, getting on a fucking plane to London at your size, we know what it's like. True, yeah. Fucking big right there. And they went to go fight. And I love Boogie, but I also,

unfortunately I do consume a lot of Wings content that Wings probably doesn't sanction himself. I watch like a lot of Wings content that Wings probably doesn't sanction himself. I watch a lot of troll content, whatever. And he needed that W. Yeah. But to see him fucking walk to the ring rapping his intro and then get in there and like a fucking stud.

He was not even looking at Boogie. He was like, baff, baff. And Boogie's getting hit. And he's like looking at the ref like, this guy's punching me in the face. This guy's punching me in the face. And then they had to tape Boogie's shorts up, which I've also never seen in a boxing match.

They had to come in and someone held up his shorts and someone came around and taped it like fucking football, like the pads. That was wild. And yeah, it was a great fight. You know, wings won and it was cool. And shout out to them for just doing it in general getting involved in that like that's you know kudos and this was the

preliminary fights before ksi's card even begins and that happened i was like okay i guess i should get out of here now i can kind of head on out now well sol papappy was boxing that night also and there was some it was just it was interesting being there because it's UK and so like when I was a creator clash a lot of youtubers that I recognize or things like that these aren't like the youtubers that I necessarily watch and the audience was skewed a bit younger like there was so many 14 year old boys wearing Gucci at like the KSI fight and it was it was just such a different vibe but it was interesting because i'm like fucking this era of youtube is so fucking bizarre i thought i thought like slime and the fucking filling bathtubs up with bullshit was a weird era of

youtube all that thing no us us fighting is probably the weirdest era. It's just so peculiar that it never came to that. All you guys fight now. Fuck. It's turning into gladiators. We're going back in time. We're all devolving slowly here. I don't even notice. I know who you could box, actually.

I saw this guy. His name's Arms. You know this guy? He has no arms. Is it the Russian guy? No. Who's the Russian guy? I thought this guy. He's like a dude.

Drago? He uses synthol, and he pumps it. Oh, my God. I almost boxed this guy. That's terrifying. He would say the same about you. You think? I don't know. I almost boxed this guy. That's terrifying. He would say the same about you. You think? I don't know. I don't know, dude. That is a terrifying. I think too many

I think he would just be like, this big soft bitch. Oh, he trains too. Yeah, but so I watched his first fight. I watched his first fight. I'm pretty sure if you watched it also, you might see that you're off to a better start than he was. One thing I learned is that it is true.

To maintain that type of muscle in the ring isn't necessarily advantageous. No, you'll get winded. I always know when I'm boxing more because my body leans out. Right now, I've been training a lot more and just fighting, hitting mitts. Everything changes. Yeah. Even when i was doing even when i was at john i was like 40 pounds lighter than i was with aaron and when i was watching the fight back i was like oh i could

have used those 40 pounds yeah oh yeah i watched how much i was getting pushed and i was like oh i could have actually being 40 pounds heavier for every punch and every push he does is, you know, is more taxing on him. Even also like, you know, when you clinch, people are like, when you get clinched, you're heavier. Lie on top of him. Yeah. So like we clinched and I just dropped on him. And it was like lying on a fire hydrant. And I'm like, oh, yeah, he's a wrestler.

He lifts people up like me. And he goes, you want to like cuddling on top of him and i look back i'm like yeah he was unaffected by that entirely that's like fury versus um dionte wilder that's how fury did it for he was like i just walk up we grapple, just put weight on him. He did that for six rounds. It winded the fuck out of Deontay. So then just knocked him the fuck out after that. You just drain your opponent through if you're grabbing, hold them down what you're saying.

And Deontay was 40 pounds lighter, 60 pounds lighter than Wilder at that moment. And it's all used. He's like, man, I was just going to wind up doing that and then beat the shit out of him. And that's what he did. And it worked very effectively. And then he was like, Oh, my coat that I wore to the ring was too heavy.

That's why I lost. Yeah. And then he lost. Yeah, he did the second fight. I think how you handle loss is also important. And like, I saw,

I saw some people like, you know, I wouldn't say, but the way they lost was, I was just like, Oh, they did. They put up a good fight and they lost.

I respect that. And then they were like, fucking cheap shots what got me. And I'm like, now I don't like your loss. You're saying that. I'm glad you lost. So now that I've established that I lost and I'm comfortable with it, let me point out a couple of things

that were pretty fucked up. First of all, every ring I've ever been in has like a foot and a half of space where the ropes are. This one where the ropes ended, the ring practically ends. So when I fell

and I was like going out of the ring, there was supposed to be ring there in my memory from the rings that I've been in. But instead there was computers and audio. And I was falling out and I was like, who put this shit here? I'm like falling and I'm like, hope I don't fall on moist,

critical and, and, and kill him. Imagine that's how he died. I fell on him. Yeah. Just a bug. Crunches his neck.

Cause moist is a tiny, he's a little boy. Like he's a little boy like he's a little boy he's a small dude yeah he was at the ranch last year when i think it's so great when some people are like like little dudes but they're 10 feet tall you know what i mean oh yeah and he's a guy like like i was at his place and people will go up to him and talk to him and it's not even like he's big timing yeah he's literally existing he's holding like a baby kitten you know what i mean there's like a 10 foot dildo behind him towering over him and people are like hi you know and he's just like huge like what's up yeah he's like as tall as his waist is deep even though you know and um

that was actually fun was doing after creator clash there was like this gathering of creators and it was at his like g fuel complex um not even joking it was like a g fuel compound um with like uh anyways and all the creators there i'm used to being at la creator events oh so all the creators are like la types and then you get la extras the people that are at every event you go to that are there and they they don't have anything they're not there for they know someone who knows and they want to they actually they're going to disneyland tomorrow and they've been to disneyland eight times this month and you're just kind of like how do they pay for their life what's happening but those people will be at all these events in l.a so when i was in

florida you didn't get any of that there was none of those people yeah you got like it was a whole different vibe of person and i kind of enjoyed that it was actually like in florida's people coming up to me they're like yo man i love that you filmed that shit with sam high those fucking g'd up bro and i was like cool yeah thank you very different from like la where they're like la is it how do you decide who you're gonna film with don't you feel you have a responsibility who you platform everything different vibe yeah and like god god bless everyone you know but like it was just different yeah i'm not saying one's better than the other but it's just a different vibe and And I enjoyed that. Kind of like the last time I came here and linking up with the crew here was just like, oh, there's like another little like pocket of people that I don't think I would have

ever interacted with. Like, you know, at the fucking cocaine party in Los Angeles. You know what I mean? If you were there for a minute, you're like, we got to get out. We got to get back to fucking, we got to get back to Texas. gotta get back to texas yeah this is weird i don't like it all this cocaine not a single firearm a lot of legal firearms what's going on here i like just that interaction the meeting the different creator because it's it's fascinating because you're like oh you're also a person that spent thousands of dollars on a camera pointed it at yourself and said like me follow me i'm gonna tell i'm gonna i'm gonna play a game i'm gonna do this i'm gonna train for a bot you're gonna

watch this shit because it's available you know but it takes a certain type so i do like seeing my my peers yeah of all all types you know and i always find it interesting when youtubers get into dramas them shit's happening because i'm always like bro you're both fucking youtubers shut up at the end of the day that's why it's like caleb's or anyone like you are you we were talking about that earlier today freddy's nico's it's like the ogs or some of the new people coming up in it how real they are like you're one of my favorite humans. I'm like, just Caleb's a good dude.

And I think it is how you were raised. Those are still your best friends though. No, I'm going to throw my hat in this one. I do. I love him more. You know, it's funny you say that.

Cause like, even like some people you could look at and know, and I think all three of you, no one would look and be like, oh, he's a bad guy. Just looking at your face right off the bat, like you wouldn't think that. You wouldn't be like, oh, that's a bad guy. But you look at our faces on a TV screen or a computer, piece of shit. I hate that baddie. Yeah, if you are posted up with the bisexual room lighting behind you on blast

and you've got the fucking lights out, man. Maybe they're like, this guy's weird. He's singing to that song again. The tattoos and Pornhub-inspired shirt are weird now that the lights are on. I look way better with the lights off. Let's be real i don't think people look at me and they're like oh that's a bad guy no or like that's a weird guy you know but there i've met people where i've been like i don't want i don't want to be around

this or someone rubs you the wrong way um and i met i've met youtubers that time i'm not even i'm not even gonna like say they could even be prank you pranks or youtubers time. I'm not even, I'm not even going to like say, they could even be prank, prankster YouTubers. I fucking, I'm not even saying I met prankster YouTubers that rubbed me the wrong way, but they could be, it could be like someone who does pranks, prank videos on YouTube.

Couldn't rub you the wrong way. I want to make one, I want to make one qualifying statement actually. Yeah, I get that. I was, I was actually, earlier years, was uh pretty

good friends with vitality he was young and i'd see him often and he was uh you know he was he was chill guy and i hadn't spoken to him for years then he had that thing where he ran out and he beat up that random woman on the street you know about that yeah yeah someone was like jogging on a street and he like ran out and beat her up and which prank pranked you pranking you i'm pranking the prank is over yeah well the only thing is because he never said it's just a prank. So then it was never a prank. If he had just said the words, it would have been a prank and it would have been fine.

But he never said it's a prank. Pranked you. I think it's like, you know, and I don't know what type of shit he was going through. I hadn't spoken to him in a while before that. And he was like very fucked up on drugs. And how I know this is because... Seems like it. It's like being in a place

where you're going to do like a ton of drugs is like that's one thing, you know, maybe you're going through... Being in a place where you do so much drugs that you ran out and beat up a stranger. That's like... Yeah. For the whole situation,

it's all fucked up. Different. It's a different level. Yeah. And to not say that it was a prank. Yeah. And then on top of that. To not let her know that he was pranking her.

I don't want to say this is the worst part because the worst part is beating up the woman. Yeah. But what's also really, well, let me see. What sucks for him is that the police that responded were wearing body cams and they uploaded the footage of arresting him. And he's like in the video like, ah, I don't know what happened. And they put him in this police van.

But the police van is like got a whole RGB situation set up. It's fucking weird. It's like flashing like like red and blue and like why and it could be like the cop yeah lights but it's inside it's in the van though they put them in a van that's like flashing blue and red and and it's like inside the van looking for chat i could just be like i can't imagine being so fucked up that i beat up a woman and then they put me in like a graphics card but yeah i wasn't referring to him although yeah that still illustrates my point uh i've just met some people where i'm like this is like uh him actually he was very nice guy

very nice very generous very hilarious i hadn't hung out with him for a couple years so maybe i should have stayed in touch with him and he wouldn't have beat up him if i was there yeah you could have got it out don't go beat up that woman let's go back to the couch you need some chips i'm not saying you were running out the front door to beat up the woman on the street i'm not saying you're doing that break make sure she knows yeah make sure she knows yeah very say it say prank say prank jesus are you gonna say pranked you here go again say it say i'm just like it's a prank this is a prank this is a prank just beating the double fist in her face are you are you single yeah you are so what kind of what kind of girls go into your dms

that are like you know do caleb get some interest i'll tell you one thing i knew this when i when i grew my beard out yeah to a point that was just like huge. I remember that. A new type of girl started to hit me up. A whole different type of girl. And I just feel like the girl that was hitting me up was just like that type might be like the type that maybe like fancies you. And like you would never believe it.

Like I could never tell. Like you guys will understand.. I could never tell. You guys will understand, but I could never tell normal people. They'd be like, no way. It's doing comedy that you can... Anyone. Yeah. I can look however, and anyone is on the table. You never know.

Because I'm very not forward. I never slide in girls' DMs or anything like that. Caleb's the only guy who's like, I just wish a girl would stop sending me their titties. Yeah, dude. There's been plenty of times where I was like, gee, too much. Too much.

Like, too much. But also, you're a funny, strong strong guy tatted up you know you got like your style i'm only assuming yeah right right pink i would assume it's pink it's bright pink yeah they are almost uh yeah i know i imagine it looks like how i remember my father's penis when we used to shower together when I was like six. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? I'm like soaping up and the shit's right there.

Dude, I've talked about this multiple times and people are like, no, that never happened to me. Dude, I can remember at that, because my dad was a coal miner and he worked like evening shift and he would come home. It was like, dude, just get ready. He would come home it was like dude just just get ready he would come home drenched drenched in cold dirt like it just black from head to toe but it'd be like around the time

there's time for me to go to bed so we're doing father son showers and mom is washing me but i can remember it was a little too long like it was like i was a little too old like i was like no no no i don't want it anymore yeah it's it was like six five or six and it was where around the point where like you become sentient you become you become a yeah you become a sentient child and then i can remember like having my toys while she's like washing me and me just being like with my toys and he's like washing he's like scrubbing hard so it's like flapping everywhere because he's like trying to get all the like dirt stuff off yeah dude i'm like trying to stay away but it's like a small it's like a small shower and dude i can just remember like everything is covered in cold dirt other than his bright pink tip tip the dirtiest body like fucking strawberry like a piece of coal I can

always be just being like so like nervous it's so fat and flapping everywhere I can just remember that I mean like I can remember being a child nervous and so fat and flapping everywhere. Get your hog away from me, dad. I can just remember that. I can remember being a child and being like, we shouldn't be showering together anymore. I don't like this anymore. We shouldn't be doing this anymore. My dad was a coal miner. Yeah, so he's dirty. But yeah, dude,

it's funny you brought that up because I've been like, man, this is like... And you remember their dad's dick. Yeah, literally, I'm like, like... And you remember their dad's dick. Yeah, literally. I'm like, man, I also remember my dad's dick. There's not a lot of people that can be like, hey, do you remember your dad's dick? And they'll be like, what? No. I'm like, I remember mine.

What's so crazy? I remember. I remember the shirt we're going to make. I remember. I literally remember being like just younger and just seeing like my pathetic dick. This guy's dick's fucking... When you an adult I think back I'm like not that big of a dick It was just like an adult and I think back and I'm like, hmm, not that big of a dick. It was just like an okay dick. Yeah, not even that good. Let me see your dick real quick.

It's more massive. Damn it. Damn it. I knew it. You bitch. So what kind of girls do you get? What do you get in your DMs? What are they like?

Dude, it's like obviously you get a lot of the OnlyFans girls these days. And it's going to sound almost like a weird flex, but I feel like, and I'm sure you guys kind of think of that way too, like you get to a point where you have such a following that like people, a lot of normal girls won't message you. They're like, ah, no, this guy's not going to answer me. Or they're fake. Yeah, something weird like that.

Or it's a dude. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, definitely. That'll happen too. Well, how well is he pretending? I'll Or it's a dude. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. Pretending to be a chick. Yeah, yeah. That'll happen too. Well, how well is he pretending? I'll figure it out from there. But yeah, it's just like I have like a handful of Playboy models that message me regularly that I'm always like, every time it happens, I'm like, what? I'm like, I'm always just like, this can't be real.

And they're just like, you make me laugh so much. And I'm just like, that's awesome. And you actually could be like here you could be like you could be like pathetic and like not anything of what you are yeah but i think if someone's like you make me laugh so much that's the ultimate like dude i love it that's the best yeah yeah literally and like people like there's plenty of dudes they're like yeah like i've made plenty of videos where I'm joking about it and I'm playing the girl and then like I'll see these dumbasses. They're like, this guy doesn't have a girlfriend. He's never had a girlfriend.

He never gets laid. And I was like, oh, geez, this guy. Did you build up being funny? Like in high school you were like, oh, I'm going to use this as this as a means to communicate. Because I became funny because I wasn't smooth sure or i wasn't like like i was like really really tall lanky and so like i would like bend down so i had like a fucked up posture yeah so i was like my best ability would be to like ideally make a girl

laugh sure yeah something like that yeah uh humor man definitely like i've been making like these goofy videos since i was 12 like on the internet. So I always was known as the funny, doing the funny. But throughout school, I wasn't ugly. And I wasn't like, especially after I started boxing and stuff. Dude, I had gold hair. My hair is neon blonde. So I just looked like a classic jockey kindockey kind of guy but like i was i didn't do sports i just did goofy shit and boxed so that worked out well for me but yeah man that's it's

always kind of blows my mind like it's not like it's not like there's a thousand girls in my dms all the time but like it's fairly often and it's always i'm like what every time i'm like you're confident and the key thing i always say we said it's like, I'm like, what? Every time I'm like, you're confident. And the key thing I always say, we said it's like, you're not hitting on them every time. They're like, you're just like, you treat them as like a friend.

Most of the time. I'm just like, this isn't real. I'm like, I'm like, I'm just like, yeah. Okay.

Like, I like, don't hardly ever delve into it. Even if it is literally like a message, it's like no words. It's just full video of whatever. They're in the shower. It's like, I'm just like, oh, wow, okay.

And then I'm like, no, I try to like, I try to like keep it kind of light and like funny when I'm like. Is that Dr. Squatch? I'm like, oh, wow, I'm about to pass out now. Or like, oh, wow wow I just got so dizzy I almost fell over like I like I'll do like a you know a joke about it like trying to be oh wow you're super hot but I don't want to think yeah you're you're such a hot babe I wish I was up in your pussy right now like I don't want to be like that like yeah yeah but I'm like I don't want to I want to be like that like yeah yeah but i'm like i don't want to i want to be like funny and like polite

but i'm gonna be consistent with your brand exactly yeah even while i'm like even while all the blood is in my my dick so uh but yeah yeah yeah man it's a lot of like the ones that like really stick out it's a lot of only fans girls a, a lot of randomly quite a few Playboy models. You get fitness chicks too. Yeah, a lot of fitness chicks. And that's a fun one because I'm like, oh, this shredded fitness chick is in my DMs. That's nice. So someone this shredded and this consistent with a diet knows that I'm not just a fat guy.

I'm like that's nice oh they saw you fucking deadlift 800 yeah that's the guy that's the guy you have you have obviously your chicks and or whoever hot dming you yeah but you also have the non-stop the people that get online just to be like oh you're a fat piece oh yeah dude like people like oh you're not even funny why do you you even do it? Always, dude. What type of person does it take to go online just to be mad? Just to be a dickhead. You have to go to somebody's profile, whether you follow them or somebody shared it.

You have to physically go to that profile, go to message, and get angry and type out a whole. You know what I do? I actually hit those people up. People are always like, why do you waste your time? And I'm like, what do you mean? What else would I be jerking off

for like playing another video game? I'll like hit people up and I think I used to be a teacher so I can't pass up on these teachable moments. We're all messaged back and I'll be like, hey,

but what's this really about? Yes. And I really do those and I promise you 80% of the time after like 10 minutes of conversation it is completely i get an apology that i don't even want yeah i'm just like what was this about like why this is the energy cost you're you and like well like talk and it maybe it could have

even started with them saying something so fucked up yeah oh yeah whatever it doesn't matter i'll just be like hey what's this about oh yeah and then when you talk it's like you get a whole new person dude i do that same shit man like i'm like i'm like are you okay like that's literally what i say like sometimes they say shit that's so off the rails on and it has nothing to do with the video all i'm like what i'm like man are you all right yeah like that's like i'm like dude i'm like did you even read what you just wrote i was like this is insane i'm like are you okay and they're read what you just wrote? I was like, this is insane. I'm like, are you okay? And they're actually kind of not okay. They're not.

And you reaching out in a real person manner is legit. Then they're like, oh, maybe I'm not okay. I got this actually while shitting in your home, Eli. Awesome. And it was interesting because this person i'm never flushing that toilet this person's an older dude yeah like uh and and this was in august 22nd he like wrote some weird shit to me yeah and i i i hit him up with like uh you know what's the deal what's going on whatever randomly today he replied to my story he was like he's like yeah they're gonna love you in texas i was like hope you've been well and he's like hey there, they're going to love you in Texas. I was like, hope you've been well. And he's like,

Hey there, the man who showed me tremendous grace doing very well. Thank you. Hope you are well too, brother and safe travels. This is from August. This guy like randomly was talking shit to me, but I didn't match him.

I was just like, yo, what's up? And to get like this, like months later is kind of like, and he was like, you've shown me tremendous grace. Yeah.

And I'm just like, oh, I don't know what the fuck someone was going through. Oh, yeah, dude. I must have. I'm sure I did some weird shit on the internet. So, you know, when you write back to someone, I bet you it means a lot. And I hope you fuck all those girls in your DMs. You know what's really interesting is people are always like, growing up, they'll be like,

oh, yeah, you never had a hard time with girls. You were tall. This didn't help me. It made me feel awkward. Or they're like, oh, you were funny. You could have whatever. And it's just like, yeah, I never knew how to take the funny and spin it into romance,

especially when I've established how funny I feel like being. And what really is people always ask, but the one thing really was shocking yeah romance especially when i've established how funny i feel like being yeah um and what really is people always ask but the one thing really was shocking was how useful a blue check mark on instagram was in terms of the dating realm yeah oh god like when i when i was on dating apps and uh the worst thing happened once was i got I got banned off of a dating app because people kept reporting it as fake. They said, hey, this is like 2016. My views were up.

It literally happened to me. Yeah, my views were up. Well, they brought me back and they gave me a verified badge. And I wrote them. I was like, I do not want a verified badge on a dating app. I don't want to be like, yeah, they made it here. Now you know. I got banned off with a verified badge on a dating app.

Really? Bro, I got that. I posted the Thanos meme. I got another fucking stone. now you know i got banned off with the verified badge on daniel i was really bro i got that i mean i put i posted like the the thanos meme like i got another fucking stone yeah another check it's like cheat codes that's what i always said it's like uh what is it tinder uh with a blue check mark on instagram and all that it's just easy mode you you are playing on easy mode it's a cheat it's a cheat code because they see it and like hi yeah you're like so yeah and i i always thought that was like so fascinating that i was like all the shit that

i've done and it's just some algorithm gave me this little blue icon yeah and people are like hello and it's like what do you mean some of the biggest pieces of shit that i know have this stupid fucking check mark next to their name it's almost a bad thing if someone has this yeah it should be a red flag instead of a blue check where it's a red flag nice dude i like him kind of like bummed about it because uh where they switched everything my only option the only thing that i ever got verified on was tiktok and then all this stuff happened where you have to just pay for it now. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter. Obviously, I'm going to do it.

It's your job. I was like, it's my job. This is who I am. I have so many fake accounts of me always that I'm hearing people be like, hey, this person's doing this. Now, obviously, this is my profile on these pages. Even my manager was like, yeah, you need to do it because they're obviously like obviously this is my profile on these pages even my manager was like

yeah you need to do it because it like they're obviously saying that like if you're if you have the verification it allows you like they push your shit more they like offer you all this special stuff and like you can show that that's your real page i was like well okay fuck it so obviously i paid for the verification but now it just feels like oh well i had well, I had to pay for it. I didn't earn anything. Even though I don't know why I wouldn't have earned it at this point, but now I'm just like, now it doesn't matter anymore because I see random people. It's like Jimmy from Oklahoma.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I thought it was funny though. I did the thing you said. Yeah, we want to see a count created five years ago without buying that other shit.

The Metal Gear Solid 3. Oh. Oh, yeah, that's wild. I can't believe they did that. I'm excited, dude. Honestly, I'm going to say it real quick. 3 was my favorite. 3 was the one I played the most.

I beat the most. I think it was because it was right in a pivotal moment where PlayStation 2 was still pretty early, and then that came out, and I was like, okay, hell yeah, some new Metal Gear, let's do it. And then it was so crazy different that I was like, whoa. Were you in the 7th grade, 8th grade? Yeah.

So I played Metal Gear Solid 1 in the 7th grade, 8th grade, and that's a time where i think you by yourself without the help of your friends and without the help of an older sibling can grab a controller yeah and can beat a full game beginning to end for me it was metal gear solid one i remember being like i can't believe i beat that dude i'm gonna play video games yeah for the rest of my life dude that was the was the same. Obviously, I beat Spyro and shit like that, but the first game that I remember being like, wow,

that's a big boy game. I beat this big boy game. It was Metal Gear 1. I remember being like, wow, I really had to do some crazy shit to beat this game. Fucking unplugging the controller and shit. I really had to do adult thoughts. And GS3.

GS3 is actually debatably in the control room she was like i really had to do adult thoughts and gs3 yeah three is like actually debatably to a lot of people it is the best one yeah you know i don't think that's a crazy hot take yeah no yeah all the systems because i mean hideos i mean that was a genre defining metal gear was and then you had metal gear solid three and they're like hey here's a camouflage system here's a food system Metal Gear Solid 1 the craziest thing about Metal Gear Solid 1 is it was on a demo disc when I got my PS1 and I

and so you're doing the prologue there and I remember I would go and I would run up to a guy and he would be like and then I would like throw him on the ground I didn't know how to play and like I would I'm like right punch him and he'd get down I didn't even get there yet i just like would punch them they would keep getting up and they would keep getting up and i remember like

grabbing the guy once and like hitting it twice and i was like and i was like yeah i mean i was and then he the neck snaps yeah and i tell this to everyone the concept of snapping a neck in 1998 in this fucking polygon like eight polygon visuals thing was like the most cinematic thing i had ever done in a video game at that knocking oh yeah and then you knock yeah you knock then you get out of the prologue you go upstairs yeah you get to the snow you knock you run around whose footprints are these and you're like what yeah it was so insane oh yeah and i i thought the whole thing was so quick and you know it's whose footprints are these? And you're like, what? You get outsmarted by AI? Yeah.

It was so insane. Oh, yeah. And I thought the whole thing was so crazy. And you know what's so funny? It's like, that was one of the first games I played and loved was Metal Gear Solid 1. The first movie I saw in theaters was Terminator 2. And I remember I was like,

I love movies. Can't believe this is what movies are like. Metal Gear Solid, one of the first games I played, I was like, I can't believe these are games. Little did I know those would be like my favorite Forever

The bar was set and it never quite went back there It was like a little annoying in that regard But I thought Metal Gear Solid 2 was so At the time and I didn't play Snake I was just like Why? So crazy that that didn't happen And the game was so bizarre and weird Looking back and I didn't play Snake, I was just like, so crazy that that didn't happen.

And the game was so bizarre and weird. Looking back, Metal Gear Solid 2 is the ballsiest fucking next level awesome thing. I still do MGS1 slash 3 as my favorite, but MGS2 is like in a class of its own. Because it's not Snake. It's just interesting. It's so fucking crazy that he did that. I was a big fan of Death Stranding. I know a lot of people didn't vibe with it. That was a fun game. They're like, It's just interesting. It's so fucking crazy that he did that. I was a big fan of Death Stranding.

I know a lot of people didn't vibe with it. That was a fun game. They're like, you're just walking. And I'm like, yeah, sounds like Mario, bitch. You're like, Mario? You just pissed out. I'm playing Mario, fuckhead. Son of a bitch, he's right.

I love this. Hideo Kojima is just like uh even pt the demo that was i remember playing that with freddy and all them and we were like in rocket jump playing that together terrified it was fucking scary i was like holy fuck this game is scary yeah yeah that mgs3 trailer like when it when it came out it kind of played and it didn't have konami on the screen or anything when i was watching it and so it was just like totally got me by surprise everyone was talking about how there was going to be an MGS3 re-release

blah blah blah they're talking about but there's that shit's been going around for a while same with the movie yeah yeah and I'm just like yeah it won't happen but then you see it and I was like whoa they're really fucking doing that it's so crazy yeah there's so many ways they could fuck it up oh yeah but hopefully they stick with

everything i'm excited to see what they do if they're just because they don't have to do much it's like the story's there you don't really have to change a single fucking thing on the story make the gameplay mechanics who would you who would you cast as solid snake oh they made a metal gear movie now uh originally how i would have god that was right you first had this question like 10 years ago that's my dream movie to direct or like i just be like okay i'm taking this i'm gonna make some modifications to the story because snake falling in love with an 18 year old who christian bell uh for solid snake uh merrill will play um who's Black Widow in? You got to give him Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson for Merrill.

Liquid would also be just. Yeah, it has to be the same guy. Yeah, it has to be Christian Bale. Yeah, Christian Bale on both sides. Well, I mean, he's already done the twin thing, the prestige, so whoa. Yeah, we're good. I had a lot of thought back in the day.

I remember at one point I was like, oh, Hugh Jackman, a lot of time passes then i was like oscar isaac oscar is not and now i'm in like such a crazy weird place with it you guys are gonna fucking hate it but sometimes i think some of the castings that i hated the most were ones that i loved and i've changed my mind ever since dark knight and i don't know if you guys at home jimmy from oklahoma understand this but when it was announced that heath ledger was playing the joker everyone was mad yeah no one backed it at all no so much hate and only until like the first picture came out months later and everyone was like oh okay maybe shut the fuck up yeah we're gonna listen yeah um so i don't talk shit about

any casting until they come out and they fuck up then i'll be like i knew that was a fuck up um but i think snake should be played by timothy chalamet because he's got that feminine look almost it's like it's like if you look at snake he's not at least in metal gear solid one him and liquid are very effeminate and they're like they got that japanese anime style thing and i just think you put a little a little pack on a little bit on him there yeah i think he could be a killer snake i imagine him with the headband yeah i would love it which one is this timothy doom the guy from doom yeah yeah the young guy yeah but you say young but then you forget like that's like uh you know it's 38 yeah yeah he's like fucking wait he's in metal gear one he's 38 38 so snake was see i always

thought snake when i first played it i thought he was asian for sure yeah jap so he is american japanese american he was uh born in america liquid is so that makes sense that he's 38 and looks like he's 22 yeah yeah that's like that asian excellence the skin yeah yeah and he was born uh asian a japanese woman was his surrogate mother like so the embryo and then you had big mama is the one that actually carried liquid and solid to birth and then uh big boss was the father and i was just telling eli this i didn't know if you knew this but revolver ocelot's mom is the boss from metal gear three the woman that you fight at the end of the white that's revolver ocelots mom and his dad is the sorrow which for metal gear three where

you're walking down the the river there that river that can go very opposite ways depending on how you play yeah i killed it so baddie this doesn't tell you there's one boss fight you have this this river you just walk up yep now you walk up it and you'll get to the end and you fight the last guy which is the sorrow and then he just dies he's an easy boss yeah but he like you you die no matter what you do you die but that river is based off of if there's enemies and there is all the people you've killed leading into it it's the river of. It's like a river of sticks. If you didn't kill anyone the whole game, you just walk, you walk down the thing,

you get there, he kills you, and you get a special camouflage. It's like a silent camouflage. But if you've killed people, I kill a lot. There's literally like mad dudes and you never make it to the end. You still die, but you never got to the sorrow so you don't get the special camouflage that's a trade-off

but uh yeah it's a cool idea and he always does he always like that's that's what i love i love artistic risks yeah and if you fuck up that's fine you know like i i do like the risks i don't like artistic risks when something is established already. Like we were talking about the Halo show. I don't want you to take an artistic risk with the writing of Halo. That's not what I want, the artistic risk. I don't want no risk.

You have a great story. Guess what? You ask any Halo fan, it's like, what should Master Chief do instantly? No one says take his helmet off. Take his helmet off. Yeah. He needs to have six. I want says take his helmet off. He needs to have sex.

I want to see his car. Pull his cock out. I'm just saying, I'm going to parse the internet where that is exactly what they said. I want that hog. Make Cortana jack him off. Where's his warthog at?

Apparently you guys were on Newgrounds back in the day because that's all it was. MGS3 did you play your first time through where you did you kill a whole bunch of people? Yeah, I killed a lot of people. Yeah, it's hard. Otherwise, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was going to that place and I didn't know that's like one of the few times I'm like, why is there so many bad? Yeah, I take the pill right you die you have to take the pill it's like a fake death screen and then you take the Pill yeah, so like you could keep replaying this like what am I supposed to do? Yeah What do I do and just start smashing buttons in that popped up as it would and metal what is this? Metal Gear Solid 1 it's like call you have to call their mom the codec and i'm like okay and i keep on the back of the box snake and i'm like taking the phone i'm like hi blockbuster

hey can you walk up i need to see wait no the game no no there's something it should be like one four zero point okay thank you and the employee went to the box and on the phone said it to me what it is god that is i was like that's just some shit you you don't have anymore yeah because you'll just be like i'm gonna try to go on fucking google it what's the code yeah cool yeah i felt like snake calling blockbuster like it was a whole other real life mission built inside of it harley mortis i need the it makes that noise the calm noise that's the only game i beat thousands of fucking like hundreds of times i beat number one

and two and three did you ever play uh twin snakes it was i loved how over the fucking top it was the one thing i would change is like the matrix music i liked the music of the first one but like i never complained about it i was like it looks fucking awesome well people say it's like that one was way over to the top you've played number four again i showed you that video where they launch the guys onto arsenal via a fucking metal launcher on a seat and they just launch them into this no parachute so they just ding into the side of the building and slide down and live and they're like that's normal but jumping off a fucking hindy missile that's over the top of my guy i loved it metal gear 4 when you're fighting liquid and Ocelot and Snake are fighting on top of

yeah if you like if it fight if the fight goes on long enough like Liquid will kiss Snake on the cheek and it's such a funny scene he's like Snake and he grabs from behind he goes on the cheek it's so

random it's the artistic decisions like that like there's a lot of homo vibes in all the metal gear oh yeah that was like it was just funny to like get vamp like to just yeah even just like like snakes searching people and patting them down and then grabbing their dick and they're like oh it's like such a moment that yeah when you're like playing you're like if that happened these days people be like they're fucking grooming kids with this shit yeah oh yeah you had to look at people's asses in mgs1 to see how they walk yeah exactly oh yeah mgs5 at the beginning when you're following ishmael and

you're like behind him like at the beginning he's got his head wrapped up and he's wearing the the smock there you're behind him he's crouched in front of you so his ass is in front of you with the seam split and so it's just there you don't think about it yeah and then when you get to a crowd of people and he moves ahead of you you're like looking around and then you see one person from the back and then snake looks down at his ass and acknowledges that that's the ass he recognized and it's just so funny to recognize him by ass. Why can't that... That's how I want to...

Wait, is that Harley? Yeah. This is what dogs do. This is just what dogs do, man. It's good to see you. Oh, that's that ass I know. That's that ass I know and love. I find so bad with dogs.

If I bring one of my dogs home, like if I brought them somewhere or whatever and I bring him home to their dogs like, let me smell your dick. And I'm like, why? Why is it? Why is it? What do you think he did with his dick first that he like? They're like, where were you? Like, go smell the dick first. Apparently, I

read something about that like not too long ago. They like the that whole area down there like that. It releases some kind of scent that if they're sick or something, like if they went somewhere and caught something, they're like, let me make sure you're not sick. Whoa.

Let me make sure you didn't bring some shit into our house. That's right. That's a stink. Get out of here, dog. You got a stink right in front of you. The whole crotch and ass area and those glands that are near their ass, it lets them know if they're sick or something.

Okay, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that's why I respect their decisions. Yeah know if they're sick or something okay that's a lot of so yeah that's why like i respect their decisions yeah let me make sure you ain't got something that's what i do i think yeah dick is the perfect time thank you for watching as always you know i double tap myself batty streams caleb francis harley caleb where can we find you uh caleb w francis everywhere is there something new and cool that you're doing i'm doing a lot of cool new stuff I mean can I even talk about I have a podcast

me and Jared are doing a podcast there we go first yeah time for pie first episode releases Tuesday and then it'll be

every Tuesday from here on out awesome hell yeah man Harley where can we find you Harley plays on everything you know even even Snapchat, TikTok, Twitch.

Wait. Oh, follow Harley plays on kick. Yeah. Yeah.