Unsubscribe Podcast - 114 - MOVE ASIDE MAGNUS ft. Chess Legend GMCanty

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Starting point is 00:00:45 Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. You can go to an event, you can get in line, and you can come sit in the crowd and be a part of Unsubscribe podcast. Batty, are we might having some guests too? Oh yeah, there will probably be a couple guests.

Starting point is 00:00:59 Maybe it's Brandon Pamera, maybe Angry Mops, maybe the Phantom Man. I don't know. Are you nervous like I am? Yes. It's super fucking cool. This is freaking mind-blowing because we just got word

Starting point is 00:01:16 today, right now, and the seating capacity of 2,000. First come, first serve. So that first row, spit in distance. We can touch you. I can spit on you. capacity of 2000 first come first serve so uh that first row you're spitting distance we can touch you i can spit on you you can throw your panties at baddie i can spit on you he can spit on so yeah guys we're uh our panel is going to be at 245 uh on august 5th so saturday in the panzicola theater at gcx so uh there'll be a link in the Panzer Kula Theater at GCX. So there'll be a

Starting point is 00:01:45 link in the description below. Grab tickets. You can come. You can meet us. We are going to do a big meet and greet after the show as well. We can all go hang out. We'll probably drink excessively somewhere like we do. And we can do it all together. Come! Come! Also...

Starting point is 00:02:01 Oh my god! Come! Also we are filming it. And we're going to have a mic and camera pointed at you all too. You guys can be in an episode of Unsubbed. Oh, and we're giving away merch while we're there. We're gonna sign some stuff. We're gonna throw it into the crowd or if you're cute, I'll just give it to you. Wink. Pensacola Theater, 2 45, August 5th at GCX in Orlando, Florida.

Starting point is 00:02:24 Henry, what do you think of this? I'm proud of you. Henry Cavill's proud of you. Again, we're going to be at GCX Gaming Community Expo August 5th at 245 in the Pensacola Theater. Grab tickets for GCX down below. There'll be a link. We're going to put a thing on the screen.

Starting point is 00:02:38 It's going to be everywhere. You're going to see it for the next couple of weeks. Please, please come. We want to see you guys. This will be absolutely amazing we are so excited this is our massive first big live podcast none of it this is insane none of it possible without all y'all so thank you guys so freaking much come come you want this or not stop judging me.

Starting point is 00:03:09 What I do, bro. This is what I do. And then you flew in. And then you flew in. Yeah, go ahead. Get that first form. Oh, yep. Bam. Crack that top. Do, and then we get to mix it with this.

Starting point is 00:03:19 That cranberry. Oh, a little both, a little energy. Okay, a little splash of cran after. We even lift weights today. We even lift weights today. We even lift weights today. I go to the gym. I'm sexy and strong. F*** you both.

Starting point is 00:03:31 All right. I jerk off. There you go. Give me the cranberry juice. It's grape juice. Come on. Do we lie? It's racially ambiguous and batty. That guy's fucking ridiculous and we don't know. Best not to ask yourself why.

Starting point is 00:03:51 But my friend, you've arrived. Welcome to Unsubscribe. And you do a splash and then you put in the... Do a little splashy splash and then you go like this. Cranberry grape. Bro, cranberry grape. Cranberry grape. Cranberry grape. I hate it here. That's the first time though you text where you doing I was

Starting point is 00:04:09 like actually at the gym that was the first you're the first guest that land is that hey can we go to a gym Wow hundred percent brother let's go that's It was surprising we were like You're huge into the gym scene now It's like one of your favorite things I gotta move the eyes so they can see that The only time I've ever gone to a gym in my life Military After that I stopped

Starting point is 00:04:40 I'm gonna be a fat guy I gotta go back to the gym Immediately after I started going back to the gym I had a like minor stroke thing I went blind couldn't walk or move right terrible had to walk with a cane and shit was insane finally started to get a little bit better right about a year later I'm like I'm gonna go back to the gym here we go motorcycle wreck the next like two weeks in broke both my hands collarbone ankles all up dude annihilated i'm like all right all right no going back to the gym again ready right covid hits bro if i go to

Starting point is 00:05:13 the gym again the meteor is coming down and destroying the earth i cannot go for for your sake yeah you're like the of of everyone yeah he can't go to no gym no i can't go to no gym. No, I can't go to a gym. But you can work out outside or go to the garage gyms or like, you know. No, Batty has an excuse for not exercising. He's going to kill us all. And he holds on to it. He's like, it's science. This is literally science. He's been trying to get Neil deGrasse Tyson

Starting point is 00:05:38 just to verify. So I need you to do something for us. This is a special thing we do on Unsubscribe every time. You don't have to drink it. I don't give a f***. You got the mixed drink do on unsubscribe every time. You don't have to drink it. I don't give a fuck. You got the mixed drink there, but we crack it. You just, you just. Ready? That's how you know it's starting.

Starting point is 00:05:52 Thank you. There you go. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. As always, we have Eli, double tap myself, batty streams and our very awesome. Kind of cool. He's got a cool guest. We have GM Canty here. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:07 And of course, behind. Will, show your little pretty face right here. Oh, you can see me. There he is, Will. Hey, hey, hey. We got Will. A lot of you remember Will from a long time ago. A lot of episodes ago, we got tattooed on the podcast.

Starting point is 00:06:20 This episode is called Batty's a Minority. Are you looking at this side? It's bright over on that side of the room. It really is. It's real white over here. Lights are real light over here. Why does that side have a better credit score? I don't know. I wonder why.

Starting point is 00:06:44 It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. I wish you did. It doesn't. We're the same, guys. So, yeah, we have GM Candy here. Real quick, just tell the people what the fuck you do because this, I'm not involved in chess

Starting point is 00:06:59 other than the crazy chess drama that recently happened that kind of blew up on the internet. Yeah, with... Popplugs. Chess guy. Yeah, with... Pup plugs. Chess got... Oh, yeah, he had the thing that was telling him it was vibrating twice for him to move to B4. All right, the beads thing. Well, guys...

Starting point is 00:07:14 I've seen some Gotham Chess on YouTube. Oh, Gotham Chess. Okay, you know about Gotham. Yeah, that was like... Like I said before this, the last time I've touched a chessboard was probably like fourth grade chess tournament. So I have a lot of experience here um yeah a seasoned veteran i am a fide master james can't see the third i'm two levels away from grandmaster i'm working on every single day literally work all day i'm a professional player since 2018 it happened for

Starting point is 00:07:39 me i started streaming became a twitch partner in the first six months and then like you know just really blew up commentary, YouTube, everything. I mean, money is through chess here now because of 2018 and streaming. So I'm a pro player. I stream. I make content. And I lift weights a lot. That's all I do.

Starting point is 00:07:56 Chess and lifting weights, baby. This is a chess guy you don't want bullied. This is times have changed. When we were playing chess back when I was a kid, you got punched in the face. Chess punches back. That's face. Chess punches back. That's right. Chess punches back. That's right.

Starting point is 00:08:07 That's the question when we've been going and eating or playing. Even in Harris Solano. What do you think he does? Yeah. I get rapper. I get a. What? No way.

Starting point is 00:08:17 Right. No way. Rapper. That's crazy. Jeweler. Oh, you got jeweler. You know what I mean? Because I got jeweler.

Starting point is 00:08:22 He's like, oh, jeweler. Yeah. Real estate agent. He said that. Right. And then something in fitness. And I was like, yeah, I mean? Because I got jewelry. Oh, real estate agent. Yeah, real estate agent. He said that, right? And then something in fitness. And I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess I work out a little bit, right? So, and that's it. That's all we got.

Starting point is 00:08:31 No. Weird no one goes, you look like a professional chess player. Huh? It got to be that. A hundred percent. Never get that one. It's this aura you're giving off. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:08:44 Never get that one, bro. Never, ever do we get that one. Dude's this aura you're giving off. Oh, my God. Never get that one, bro. Never, ever do we get that one. Dude, it's crazy seeing... Man, watching you and then how fast you blew up. Because that's how it is. And also, just to be really clear, I actually want to point this out because we get this a lot.

Starting point is 00:08:56 An Air Force veteran as well. Oh, yeah. Air Force vet, baby. That's fucking cool shit. Salute to him. I mean, he's smart. We talk. It makes sense.

Starting point is 00:09:03 Yeah, playing chess. There ain't no fucking Marines or Army guys going on becoming chess players. You know what I mean he's smart It makes sense Ain't no fucking Marines or Army guys Going on becoming chess players You know what I mean Didn't grant them He played a little bit of chess too Air Force He was the best player that I played

Starting point is 00:09:18 Until you absolutely destroyed me And every one of your This dude If you want the most frustrating be decent. Think you're decent at something. I'll restate that and then play somebody

Starting point is 00:09:29 that does 30 second games at a world class level. And his tips to you is just don't think. Just move faster. That's it. Just be better. Could you just be like

Starting point is 00:09:44 just be better. Just. Could you just be like. Just a smidge better. I'm my new. Dude. Just be better, bro. Batty. What did I say about doing that in the podcast house? I'm just fuming. Eli, cold turkey might be great on sandwiches, but there's a better way to break your bad habits.

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Starting point is 00:11:21 professional chess player, Batty Streams, will be playing chess against GM Candy here. And there's a bit of a twist, if you will. He is going to be getting tattooed on the throat

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Starting point is 00:12:40 Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. I'm going to play him in chess while he is getting tattooed on the throat.

Starting point is 00:13:08 While not looking at the board. So I have to, I'm going to be like, I'm moving my pawn to A3. Oh, A4 because I can do that. So he can play. He was like, well, I can play blindfold. I'm like, oh, mother of God. Get tattooed blindfolded. I was like, no point in putting a blindfold right now. Just sit back, relax, close your eyes.

Starting point is 00:13:34 He's going to raise his hand and point out the moves. And again, he's used to 30-second games, which are bullet, 30-second bullet games, right? About a minute. Actually, the whole game lasts a minute. It's 30 seconds per side. So the whole game lasts a minute. Wait, wait per side so the whole game last wait wait oh my god when you guys were saying because they were talking about this earlier when you guys were saying 30 i thought you meant 30 seconds like per turn and i was like that's quick no that's fast that entire game is one minute the whole chess game in a minute bro you cannot like baddie play just show we're gonna do this just so baddie

Starting point is 00:14:03 can see this really quick. Batty, make your moves as fast as you can according to, like, go. Just. Whoa. Magnet. I'm faster than Jim Canty. Fuck. Fuck.

Starting point is 00:14:26 Dude, all they're gonna do is click it. This is so fucking hard. He just castled. Our boy's coming in hard with that boy. He's pushing. He checked Batty with a pawn already. Batty coming out. Checked again.

Starting point is 00:14:38 Batty's already on the dude. Check. What's he gonna do now? Can't do that. Yeah, can? Oh, I can't. In the fast chess, we can take the king Can't do that. Yeah, can? Oh, I can't. In fast chess, we can take the king. Okay, yeah, no, yeah. Oh, in fast chess, you can take the king?

Starting point is 00:14:50 Especially if it's like anything under five minutes. Holy shit, bro, that's tough. Look, he set you up to do that. Yeah. Fuck chess, bro. Bro, you can't even think. I am so fucked. Like, he, and that was all deliberate on his movements.

Starting point is 00:15:06 That's how he just killed Batty's king in 15 seconds. That helped my brain. Dude, look how fast he's... I got the party. Oh, this is going to be so good. And he's going to get tattooed at the same time. Did you just watch that one? Yeah, that was freaking awesome.

Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah, yeah. It's insane, the calculations. Like, that is... Over everything., yeah. It's insane, the calculations. Like, that is... Over everything. Look, Batty's face right now. I just like you were like thinking it was 30 seconds per move. I don't know, man. My experience with chess is Gotham explaining chess...

Starting point is 00:15:38 Right. ...about some guy who might be cheating, who's not cheating. Magnus thinks he... I don't know what's going on. I don't fucking... I've heard of Magnus Carlson. Carlton. Who might be cheating? I have plenty of booze to dull the pain for when I'm embarrassed. It's crazy watching this level. It's also his birthday. I forgot for the second time today. It's the birthday. You're going to do a birthday shop with us, but you like water,

Starting point is 00:16:33 not alcohol. Water's very good. You're cheering with us. Happy birthday to our boy. How old are you? 25? 24? Exactly. 25, 24. 24 no i'm 31 oh fuck it's vodka that's water see i love chasing my vodka with vodka see their faces they were

Starting point is 00:16:58 calling me stupid for not wanting to shoot vodka and then they made those stupid ass faces they're like eli you dumb man yeah, man. Yeah, but okay. Hear me out. This is, okay. I know this is a tangent. Fuck you. That's what this podcast is about. It's about tangents.

Starting point is 00:17:10 Fuck chess for a minute. I'm not gonna be embarrassed. I drink Tito's. Yes, it tastes awful. Yes, it's not fun. That's right. But, but,

Starting point is 00:17:21 but, I can drink a fuck ton of it and not want to not want to Ryan Reynolds myself. We can't say i said it again again g van we win like i don't know it tastes awful but i'm not gonna immediately hate myself if i start drinking shots of tequila oh i'm gonna wake up without pants in somebody else's house it's not where i need to be that's how it happens Dude, this is one of those rare times with – You were one of the first guests where I was actually, like, coming up with questions.

Starting point is 00:17:50 I was like, oh, that's a good question. Oh, here we go again. Oh, this is a good question. Eli's coming up. I'm going to throw him off constantly. I'm 100% – just the idea of chess. We were talking. I was picking your brain even yesterday just because you're, like, being at your level,

Starting point is 00:18:04 and now you're traveling to dubai now you're doing all this you're announcing shows to dubai they flew him out for two weeks yeah i just came i was doing commentary out there for another event for some big dogs playing chess what and i was out there hanging with the 15th world champion and like it was crazy bro like i'm hanging with some top level chess players bro it was nuts i was out out there doing commentary for two weeks. You can put that there if you want. Whatever you need. Absolutely. Whatever you need. Yeah, that's super cool, man.

Starting point is 00:18:29 Holy shit. I have to see how it blows it out. Oh. You're good. You're good. We'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it.

Starting point is 00:18:37 But yeah, so you were there. You played with the number 15th in the world. Yeah, I was actually the 15th world champion, Vishwanathan Anand, who was an Indian legend, the first grandth in the world. Yeah, I was actually the 15th world champion, Vishwanathan Anand, who was an Indian legend, the first grandmaster ever in India. And he's still around. So he's like 50-something right now, 51, I think. Holy shit.

Starting point is 00:18:54 Yeah, bro, he's out there. It's all on my IG, GM Canty on Instagram. You can see all of that, my Instagram going crazy. I actually gained 10,000 followers since I've been there. I mean, I've been gone. It was two weeks, and then I just got here, like, two days ago. No shit. Yeah, bro, I gained, like, five followers. Do you often get to travel a lot for chess?

Starting point is 00:19:13 Oh, yeah, absolutely. I traveled, since I was a kid, I was actually traveling to play tournaments. Now I'm doing more for commentary. Like, I've been to Kazakhstan this year, Oslo, Norway, right? And then I've been to Chicago. I've been, I go to Charlotte a lot, stateside a lot, but the big ones. I also go to Spain in August.

Starting point is 00:19:30 Yeah, August is Spain. Holy shit. It's funny for me because- It's an elegant world. It's so elegant. I feel like the tables have turned a little here. So I play video games for a living and a lot of times people are looking at me like,

Starting point is 00:19:41 how do you play games? I'm sitting going, you play chess for a living? How do you play chess for a living? How do you play chess for a living? What do you mean you get paid to play? This is bullshit. I feel like a boomer. You were talking yesterday about Magnus being the greatest at the time. In modern times.

Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah, in all times. Really? Magnus Carlsen is one of the greatest players ever. 100%. And then you have Fisher would have been one of the top, but he quit. Yeah, he just quit. He just stopped.

Starting point is 00:20:08 Literally, he won, and then he broke a record by winning, what, like seven? That was ridiculous. Non-supervised. Oh, you're talking about the games? How many games in a row? Well, that's Magnus. Magnus broke. At the tournament, Fisher, like, just crushed.

Starting point is 00:20:21 Oh, Fisher, he did a lot of things. But he also, he was, like was the youngest GM ever at one point. He also did the U.S. Championship. I think he won as the youngest U.S. champion. He's also crushed everybody, actually, growing up. He actually beat a few strong grandmasters, like six to one. That was it. That was six to one.

Starting point is 00:20:40 And then Ben Larson and some other people that are dumb strong. They're like, you ain't supposed to be doing that to them. And he was just decimating everything. And then the next year, because they didn't want to follow his rules, he just quit. Oh, yeah, he quit. Yeah, he had been dipping out. He never picked up chess again. Yeah, he made Fisher Random, which is called Chess 960, where all

Starting point is 00:20:57 the pieces on the back rank are mixed up, everything. So it actually, I know, right, imagine you play a game like this, right, and the Knights over here and then they say all right cool fisher it's called fisher random or yes 960 we're like now it takes out there's in chess theory there's there's theory in chess we're like if you out of the opening if you play a certain two or three moves i can know what we're going to do if you follow the line up to move 30 so i know what we're going to have on move 30 bro i don't know what move i'm gonna make next

Starting point is 00:21:24 this is where this is where I'm hoping. My stupidity. Oh, it doesn't work. Trust me. Last night showed me. Last night re-appointed. I was just banking on dumb carrying me through something. Because, you know, I've made it this far in life banking on dumb.

Starting point is 00:21:37 So it's working out so far. Chess doesn't apparently. Okay. Noted. Good. Won't pick up chess. But you got these guys like Magnus Carlsen who he didn't even do the $2 million tournament, which he probably would have won.

Starting point is 00:21:51 He would have definitely won. Well, I mean, definitely, but he's just a favorite to win. He's a five-time champ. You know, he held it for five times. And then he's like, bro, y'all not changing the format. I don't really care that much no more. I'm not motivated. So he just dipped out and just said, I'm not going to play the world championship anymore.

Starting point is 00:22:03 So he's still playing chess. He was like, I still love chess, but I'm not going to play the world championship anymore. So he's still playing chess. He was like, I still love chess, but I don't want to play the world championship no more. So the next guy and the guy after him played together to make another world champion. But even some of the past world champions and people in the chess world are like, hey, you ain't, you're not the real world champ. Because Magnus is not playing. Because the man stepped down. But also, yeah, but you have to look at it from both sides. Like, I mean, I'm still going to play that.

Starting point is 00:22:26 Regardless if Magnus in or not, I'm still going to play it and I'm going to be world champ. I'm going to hold that title, though. I'm going to brag about it and brag about it. It's going on all my social medias. That's me. Yeah, world champ. You know what I'm saying? Even though Magnus didn't come in. But if they change the format, they say he might come back. And then we'll see what

Starting point is 00:22:41 happens. He's going to have to go through the whole cycle and then go through the Canada's tournament. He's just just gonna annihilate a million people the bodies to get back to where he wants it is he can do that it's it's crazy because like i'm sure a lot of our audience isn't big in the chest like realistically but i'm sure most of them have heard of magnus carlson it's that's got some chest to actually got them chest. Yeah Paved the way in the way him and he car paved the way for like, yep, Jim McCartney, you know Yeah to see people, you know as big as it can be. I mean, he not even chess big no more. He just YouTube big Yeah He's a million me about the touch for a million on YouTube, which is insane in chess.

Starting point is 00:23:28 So if he can do it, we can do the same thing. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. It's gotten to a point where a person or a name can bring so much more for the rest. It's like in the Twitchscape when you see things like XQC getting a $100 million contract to go to kick. That's crazy. Like people who could never give two fucks about video games, about gaming, about streaming have heard of XQC. It's the same thing with people like Magnus.

Starting point is 00:23:55 At this point, Gotham Chess, Levy from Gotham Chess. Yeah, it's like I know those names. I know nothing else about this scene other than what's going on. But like even in something niche like chess right it's touching like it's growing like social media and the internet has has brought all these smaller communities and blown them up to a proportion and giving you a stage giving you a stage to be able to stream full-time play chess full-time as a living like it's cool as hell it really is and you get to see chess you you get to be an experience which is really cool is the idea of Gotham, you, yourself. You're world class, but you're not in the top ten where in the past

Starting point is 00:24:30 it was like the only top ten are making money. They're the only ones making money in chess. And now Levy makes more than any. You know what I'm saying? Levy out here making – I mean, he up there with Magnus, bro. He making some dumb money. He getting endorsements. He getting everything.

Starting point is 00:24:44 He also got books popping off. I mean, Levy really killing it, and it's's making some dumb money. He's getting endorsements. He's getting everything. He's also got books popping off. I mean, Levy's really killing it, and it's showing us what's possible. I'm like, bro, $100K? $200K a month? Hey, hold on. I need that. I need that check, baby. I'm up next, Levy. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart

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Starting point is 00:25:29 he's really good at his thumbnail game, and they're like 20-minute videos, and all doing milk. And it's six days. We post once a week. I could not imagine doing six to seven. You post. I post every day.

Starting point is 00:25:40 Every day, too. Every day, bro. Fuck that shit. I'm lazy. I'm lazy, man. Yeah, right? Every day. Your day fuck that shit Yeah, right every day your masters is crass or frickin you need to start streaming tattoo That's true start streaming. Wow. That's good talking about that early getting with the times and everything yeah adapter die, dude Really really adapter die like oh yeah the way I used to stream Isn't isn't how you grow on twitch anymore what i've

Starting point is 00:26:06 done in the past will not work like people are always asking me like what can i do to get big on twitch i'm like bro make sure your sounds good like i don't i don't know what else to say because like all the stuff i did to grow and become batty yeah that's not gonna fucking work i see people do the exact same thing and have a hundred followers they're averaging one or two viewers and i'm like wow you're right you can stream every day eight hours a day for a year and a half straight and amount to nothing unfortunately that's just the hellscape that is streaming but getting in past that initial browser where you're more near the top so people actually find you because when you're at the bottom nobody's scrolling down at the bottom no nobody's scrolling unless the people like and i do is like just to give back it's like

Starting point is 00:26:48 i'll be like sometimes i'll enter like okay i'm gonna race over let's go find somebody with less than five viewers right and you just fucking scroll for a little bit and then i just i'll be like i base it off thumbnails i'm like same all right he's got a good looking frame camera looks good hopefully his audio audio is great we'll click it and random or something literally yeah then you go in and follow his only channel like well fuck this dude yeah that's why you got one viewer bro now move out damn i i got a little follow only okay i'll wait till i'm offline dude hey batty yeah you probably heard by now if you connect to the internet you should be using a bpn yeah to hide all the disgusting stuff we watch but if you're like me you're just like oh my god i have to do an extra

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Starting point is 00:28:44 You can kind of get away with it because you already have a base audience. People will come in that want to type because they want to know what's going on, so then they'll follow you. And so it can snowball eventually. It does work, sure. Not when you're small. Right. 100%. Just another reason people will leave.

Starting point is 00:28:57 Now, you're trying to be Netflix. Trying to be Netflix. With no content. So Netflix. You're trying to be Netflix. I'm like, bro, this can't work. Hell no. Hell no.

Starting point is 00:29:11 Okay, well, are you ready to lay that stencil on our boy? Oh, let's get it, Gatlin. Who's in your hand? Are you holding the chess piece? I am. I have a chess piece. I actually carry them with me. In fact, on my chat.

Starting point is 00:29:23 Wait, what the hell is this? It's called a pawn check. In fact, what happens is I always got two pawns on me at all times. At all times. The other ones in my bag, so you got three. His bag. Yeah, my bag. My check, which is a COE bag.

Starting point is 00:29:33 It's this big, the pawn is. Guess where it's hidden. At least I keep my pawns. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what we call them. Pawns. It's where the Corona bottle is. But they always, my chat always pawn checks me.

Starting point is 00:29:43 And, you know, it always says, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Right, right, but I have my pawn always got two pawns on me at all times The other ones in the bag, but yeah, so I got a pawn. Okay. Okay. I get you a strap. Yeah Different I'm sweating for a different reason today last time we filmed those girls hot in here now It's cuz I'm gonna embarrass myself Okay, and the great format of chess what you need to do will what do we got to do for you? Does he just got to lean that neck back? Basically, you know. That's it. Lean back.

Starting point is 00:30:27 All right. Let's get it going. I'll try to be out of the way. No, buddy. Okay, man. Make it. You let me know where you want that. Will, you fucking shit.

Starting point is 00:30:34 I'll fucking dig in there. Yeah, I need you to make it hurt. I'm over what you told me. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Starting point is 00:30:39 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Starting point is 00:30:43 All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I mean, that's right down. What we can do is blast it that way. I can put it on a stand, and we can face it downward. Oh, wait, Will, you're doing a tattoo giveaway down here in San Antonio, aren't you? Well, through you, however you want to do it. And Batty and Unsub now. Who wants to win?

Starting point is 00:30:56 How many tattoos are you giving away? Your full body pieces, you said? That's crazy. Damn. That's crazy. That's crazy, Will, giving it all like that. I was thinking about doing a couple pet portraits. I figured those are always fun.

Starting point is 00:31:09 You know, like five by seven. Oh, you do badges. Pets, man. Little animal realistic stuff. It'd be fun. Yeah, and you're just doing little like, bop, bop. Yeah, five by seven, you know. About that.

Starting point is 00:31:21 Dude. Enough for a forearm or a calf. Something nice. Throat. And skull. Giveaway. Face. Enough for a forearm or a calf. Something nice. Throat. And skull. It's a giveaway. Face. Face.

Starting point is 00:31:28 Right there in the middle. Right across the nose. Across the nose and everything. Yeah. Oh, that means okay. That looks great. That makes everything look better. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:37 I had a joke. I'm going to hold it back. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee. Ha ha ha. I don't know why I submit myself to this hellscape. This is the most mixed podcast we've had so far. Mixed podcast, Eli? Yeah, well, I mean, sorry.

Starting point is 00:32:05 Racially diverse. That's a lot of words that I don't like, Betty. There's a lot of syllables in there you don't understand. Racially diverse. Five syllables. Five syllables. Oh, man, we're back to elementary. We're back to fucking second grade in this bitch.

Starting point is 00:32:21 Racially diverse. Oh, that was fun. I still do that to this day. I know know you do I actually just count on one thing So when oh Laughing I don't like when Eli starts a sentence and before he gets to the second word I can he's are literally he's got some bullshit to say look at him. He's holding he's biting out. Ah, no Future you Doesn't blink yeah, it's just an awkward one Ryan Reynolds in my scene you can deal with this fallout He can't be canceled I can

Starting point is 00:33:11 Can't right get canceled no look at him. That's true. You like give me the goddamn Vodka I survived Ryan. I had oh sir dr. Roder doctor I'll tell you good. Yeah I more, you're good. Yeah, I'm good. Oh, I'll get you a mixer. Perfect. I got you. Bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk. Okay, good.

Starting point is 00:33:31 Pull it up. I'm sorry, Eli. Did I pour that too heavy? It might have been a heavy pour. Will, do you want some vodka? I'm okay. You can use shit wrecked. Shit wrecked on this one. I like that he uses his hand.

Starting point is 00:33:44 Hopefully you like your ice cubes with... I washed my hand. I do that smell like fingers We just had Italian food is now now my hands like pizza do I wash my hands so much my Oh No, he's wiping it off. Oh, man. You have to watch this episode if you guys want a true experience, audio listeners. And then how many podcasts have you been on? Is this your first?

Starting point is 00:34:14 I've been on... Actually, I lost count now. I've been on a lot. Oh, sorry. Mr. Yeah, but ours is coolest. The coolest podcast. Most of them have been chess podcasts.

Starting point is 00:34:23 Ew! That's not going to happen. Garanthums came and he thought this was a gumball. Why do you always call him Garanthums? Because it's his name. Garanthums. Mike? We can call him Mike.

Starting point is 00:34:35 I hate that name. It's like your name, Kyle. Never in a million years. Yeah. It's not great. That just sounds cooler. Yeah, it really does. Have you been on a non-chess podcast?

Starting point is 00:34:47 No. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, right now, ours is technically, we're literally playing chess on our podcast. Which our audience is throwing for a loop right now. Because even when the gun guys come on, we're like, we don't care about, we don't want to discuss that stuff.

Starting point is 00:35:01 Where's the board at for them? Where can they see the board at? They got it on that little one. They're not going to see the top down, but it's on the wide. It's the one camera that doesn't have a screen on it. That's fire. That's fire. Actually, let me move this out of the way.

Starting point is 00:35:13 And then we'll be good. God, man, I have been on a tattoo break for the first time in three years. I do not envy you right now. Actually, when did your tattoos, When did you start getting tattooed? I think I got my first one when my mom was mad, too. But I was like 15, 16. I was in 10th grade. I mean, Detroit days.

Starting point is 00:35:32 Then... That's a real tattoo. Yeah, exactly. Was it real or some pimp oak shit? It was more... It was real, but... It was more like... It wasn't done by a guy with a license.

Starting point is 00:35:43 Did you go into a shop? I did not. I did not go into a shop. I did not And it was not the greatest but I got sure you want to Got super chatted when I went to the military like how most people do so like there was a tattoo shop literally, right? I mean actually out matter of fact. I was at a Wichita Falls. Yeah, which is you know? Wait who I was at Wichita Falls. Yeah. Which is, you know, what's the name of that place now? Was it a different drummer? Wait, who? A different drummer? No, what is that? It's right outside Wichita Falls.

Starting point is 00:36:09 Oh, different, you know what, that's probably what it was. It was literally right next door. Wow. It was illegal in Oklahoma when I lived there. You had to drive 45 minutes

Starting point is 00:36:16 south to Texas to get that tattoo. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow, that's nuts, bro. History. Yeah, Wichita Falls, that's the name of it. It was different.

Starting point is 00:36:24 What? You guys just magically got tattooed at the same spot? Yep, yep. Yeah, what you talking about? That's the name of it. It was the different one. Right outside the base. You guys just magically got tattooed at the same spot? Yep, yep. Right outside the baseball. It was the smartest thing ever for the tattoo shop cause they knew he was gonna come over there. Every first and 15th.

Starting point is 00:36:34 Every first and 15th. That's fucking lame. You military fucks, I get it. We all did it first and the 15th, man. We were gonna get tatted, bro. Yeah, infantry real big on your back. Storrs, shout out to you, my guy. Yeah, I've never done that, bro. I love my buddy Storrs.

Starting point is 00:36:49 Just guy Storrs. Just infantry. Follow me. Bro, I think I told the story on the podcast was the dude who got the cross rifles and the death before dishonor on his forearm and then failed basic. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think technically he did pass the next couple

Starting point is 00:37:08 times, I think. If you're listening, I'm sorry I'm making fun of you, but fuck you. Bro, you made it through basic cycle. Throat tattoos. Are you talking about your mandatory crazy? A guy failed. He got his tattoos and failed

Starting point is 00:37:23 basic training. You know, in basic you get like a 48 hour pass or whatever he went and got an infantry cross rifle and death before dishonor on his forearm before he graduated and then failed before that because you have to take your final pt test after your pass i think the military had i seen the dumbest tattoos. I have it straight going on you, but this side of the wing is a little higher. If I could adjust it so it looks even, but it's going to be at an angle. So you can decide whether you want it straight or if it's okay with the wing. Actually, it's okay with the wing for me. Am I looking in the mirror?

Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah, I'm looking in the mirror. Our boy Will is mastercrafted. So, yeah, we'll do that giveaway. I mean, you get some portraits. Batty's probably now going to get a portrait of his animal. Which animal are you getting? Probably one of my chameleons. One of my chameleons sadly died.

Starting point is 00:38:08 Yeah. Oh, yeah. The hair turned. Yeah, my power went out. Here's one of my kitties. It was a little sphinx cat. I mean, hold on. You have a few sphinx cats. Will, put it right here so they can see it.

Starting point is 00:38:17 It's so good. Will did that himself, which is more crazy. Wait, you did? Oh, fuck. I was like, bro, what? Will's just tatting himself like this. Well, I've seen enough artists blast out their own thighs and shit. Yeah, that angle just real hard for me. Oh fuck you, you're crazy.

Starting point is 00:38:33 I know you do it. Don't even. Alright, the dumbest one I did on myself was inside my lip. And that was in Korea before I properly knew how to tattoo. I saw it in a movie and I was like, I wonder if that hurts. Yes. The answer is yes. The answer is always yes. Yeah, that's good. That work? I saw it in a movie and I was like, I wonder if that hurts Yes He's the one that did was didn't all mine, I mean, yeah, well the back of my head he started my cover up before it bro

Starting point is 00:38:54 Yeah, no I see it. Yes. Yeah. Damn. That's cold. I like the back of the head was too crazy to be honest like I Don't know. Like I said, I've only had a couple bad spots with that to my uh my said the knee the knee ditch and my chest were the worst for Sure, I did my palms That was pretty yeah, I had two different artists at the same time. Oh, he screamed it. Oh you scream I screamed my entire throat tattoo the only spot that was bad on my throat was way up here on top of the Adams Apple The rest of it all the color everything like I was talking bullshit. I'm reading a chat the whole time when they had this little king right here It didn't really yeah, I like it.

Starting point is 00:39:46 I like it. I like it. Oh, I like it. That's good. Like, ready. Ready. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like when you did the back of my head, most of it was fine.

Starting point is 00:39:54 It was the, when you started getting, like, the very outsides near your ears. Whoa! Like, whoa, whoa. That's when you start, because it runs down your neck. You're getting all this bullshit in in here and it just runs down. Wow. Tattoos, I'm just every time. I hate tattoos.

Starting point is 00:40:10 Every bit of it. Yeah, me too. I'm so funny. I'm having rocks. Yeah. I'm like, I'm having tattoos. Makes me feel like I'm not like everybody else. That's kind of cool.

Starting point is 00:40:21 I love the after. Like, I love everything about having tattoos. I fucking hate getting tattoos. Yeah. Well, right now it's so, because the group, we run with everyone, sleeve, tatted, and then I go to a normal, like I leave our group and our area and go anywhere else. I'm like, why is everyone looking?

Starting point is 00:40:42 At me. Oh, yeah. Thank god all my friends are tattoo artists too so i play magic with tattoo artists we go to their shop to play but i'm like the aspect of like you know i just always i always know there's going to be a reaction that is unreal every single time he asks me i'm like what i do i'm like oh i'm a professional chess player and i just wait for the response Yeah, I know and I'm always yeah, I know I get it. I know I know I know especially cuz the tats and all that right No, really?

Starting point is 00:41:13 Before this podcast started I was waiting at home cuz you guys were getting ready and I was like I see We have cameras and alarm systems all this shit. Also my phone goes like oh I open it and I see fucking Will. I'm like, Eli set me up, dude. Because I got in my truck and I drove here and I called Eli, I was like, why the fuck was Will here? Because I didn't know this was happening. And the amount of times me and Eli have talked about setting up or being like, you show up and oh,

Starting point is 00:41:42 we're getting tattooed today. Cause like, no offense, but we did, Donut, he didn't at all or get tattooed today cuz like no offense, but we did don't Know I wish I wish you could see me when I got here open the door my I was go all nobody's here never mind And I just missed y'all How this podcast or what this none of this is playing this happened last night. I X will is planned. This happened last night. I text Will. He was like, man, oh, man, I need a new tattoo. I'm like, I know a guy.

Starting point is 00:42:10 I know a guy. He comes in here. I'm like, hey, thanks, Will. I was like, hey, you busy? He's like, allergy stuff, but I can make it. What time? And then I forgot to text him back naturally until this morning. Oh, what? You forgot to text somebody back?

Starting point is 00:42:21 I can't say shit I'm just as bad as you. At this point, he just gets lost in that ether of text I'm like oh god I put my phone down pick it back up it's like you have 12 texts I'm like oh my god bro I don't even know where to start oh we get a storm going to plane or thunder it's whatever my imagination wants it to be we live below the airport. Below the airport? Below the flight path into the airport. Who looks stupid now? I'm about to throw a fucking cup at your face.

Starting point is 00:42:51 All right. All right. So we're about to start here. Okay. Here we go. So I am the white player, so I go first. Privilege. Privilege.

Starting point is 00:43:01 Is that a rule or is it just a thing? No, that's a rule. White goes first. That's a rule, bro. That is a chess rule. Yeah. All right, so I will just be clear I say a Three or whatever. Yeah, if you're going with the pawn you say pawn to whatever night, you know, okay All right, I'm waiting I'm waiting for I ain't making a fucking move Until Will is blasting I know you're like

Starting point is 00:43:27 I need every advantage I can get I have so many jokes I'm holding back Good You'd be so proud of me I have so many jokes I'm like

Starting point is 00:43:37 No Eli Hold that one in It's so weird When you have inside thoughts No Eli no No Eli no This is good Oh god bro Oh God bro, I'm already looking at that bad. I forgot I have to like be quiet and like do the hand thing. Yes, okay God this game is gonna I'm gonna time this game. Okay, I's going down. Get your timer ready. Let me know when you start.

Starting point is 00:44:06 And then, Batty, just remember, you have to make the calls. Yeah, it's easy for I'll do everything here. Okay. Okay. The game is beginning. Batty, go. Privilege moves on to G4. Hey, Batty.

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Starting point is 00:45:53 Yo, Manscaped. Your intros are... They wrote this. Let's go D5. Pawn D5. D5. Okay. Let's go D5, pawn D5. D5, okay. Knight to F3.

Starting point is 00:46:16 Bishop takes G4. I gotta find G, I'm a little slow. G, oh fuck. He's already taken the piece. He's already taken the piece. He's already taken a piece. Batty's already losing pieces. He's not even looking. Batty, how do you recover? I know what he's doing.

Starting point is 00:46:35 The queen's going to come out, and he's going to, like, bishop. The queen bishop and the king dies, like, directly in its space. I've seen this shit. That's all his moves. What are you doing? Crying, shitting, pissing. We just took three losing pieces. All right.

Starting point is 00:46:51 We're going to go. Dude, it's crazy watching this guy play. Last night we were doing. He forced me into 32nd round matches. I could not win. I can't do that. Adam, I was tanking because of it He's gonna go there

Starting point is 00:47:09 Batty's concentrating Shut up Eli I'm dumb Batty's trying to do 8 moves ahead right now He's gonna literally throw this off in 2 So Batty's calculations Have zero effect Right now

Starting point is 00:47:24 Okay I'm gonna go Let's get So baddest calculations have zero effect right now. Okay. I'm going to go. Let's get there. Bet you I'm in at 40. Shut up, Eli. This is dumb. Fuck you.

Starting point is 00:47:39 I'm going to go. I love this episode so much already. Bishop to F3. You can't do that. Why can't I do that? H3. Bishop to H3. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:47:53 The bishop was on F. It's bishop to H3. Sorry. Bishop takes H3. Okay. Okay. That was dumb. I shouldn't have done that.

Starting point is 00:48:01 Betty, how'd you get that? Why'd you get that? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. How'd you get... I didn't... It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Betty, your turn.

Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh, yeah. It's my turn. Shit. That was stupid of me. I see the error of my way. You planned out for two minutes. I was trapping him. And committed some poo-coo.

Starting point is 00:48:19 I see. I just like you running into the battlefield. You're like, okay, I'll... Pun! Pun! Pun! Pun! Pun! Pun! Pun! Pun! I just like you running in the battlefield. You're like, okay, I'll do it this way. Pun 2D4.

Starting point is 00:48:37 Knight C6. Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay. I don't know what that meant, but I hate it already. Okay. This gots me going. I'm so sweaty, bro.

Starting point is 00:48:53 Dude, isn't it crazy he's not even looking at the board? I'm stressed. This dude's just asleep, I think, getting tattooed on the neck. I'm going to go. He hasn't looked at the board. He don't need to. Pawn to A4. I'm gonna go he hasn't looked at the board. You don't need to pawn to a Four

Starting point is 00:49:11 I do this just so we can go yeah, yeah, I can see his knight f6 reserve f Six okay, okay, I don't like like that he's got two horses out now. Horses are loose. The horses are out. A knight is a horse. Fuck you. I know. You got the castles.

Starting point is 00:49:34 The rooks, Eli. Fucking idiot. My horse takes the castle. All right. Rook to A3. Pawn E6. E. Oh, fuck off.

Starting point is 00:49:54 Yeah, this is where it's setting it up. The queen's getting loose. E. Okay. 6-1-0. Okay, fuck. Okay. My favorite part is Batty is actually trying to think this out.

Starting point is 00:50:06 Dude, I am. I truly am. When in two minutes, you thought for two minutes and you immediately hung up. Eli, you know how long it takes for me to think simple fucking thoughts? Two minutes. I can't use it. Chilling over here. Getting tattooed.

Starting point is 00:50:20 Okay. Okay. Okay. Remembering the pieces in a head where we're dumbasses are talking. I'm so dumb. Okay. Will, okay. Remembering the pieces in a head where dumbasses are talking? I'm so dumb. Okay. Will's concentrating. Will's just tatting away, being a pro.

Starting point is 00:50:31 That is the quietest tattoo. I can't believe I lost my fucking bishop. That stupid, that was such a dumb move. You are down a bishop and a pawn. Shut up, Eli. You are down four points. You're a whore. At least I'm not down four points.

Starting point is 00:50:44 I got him. Fucking sick bird. That's a nerve joke. That's a chest joke. Okay, okay, okay. One of them chest jokes, bro. I am going to go. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:51:03 Everyone has to be watching. This is so good. Like, Batty's in deep concentration. Bro, this hurts my brain. The wide is just our boy asleep over taking a siesta. He can do that. That's bad. I don't want to trade.

Starting point is 00:51:19 I'm doing it. Night! Night! Sounds like you're playing Magic the Gaffer. You're doing your cards. Knight to E5. Oh, fuck. He never got it.

Starting point is 00:51:35 He never got it before he did it. Okay, hold on, hold on. Let me see. I got a knight on F6, pawn E6, pawn D5, knight C6, knight e5, pawn d4, rook a3, pawn a4, bishop on h3, pawn on e4 as well. So I'm going knight takes e5. Okay, you are. E.

Starting point is 00:51:54 Yeah, he takes your knight. Yep. Okay. Dude, it's like my son is sitting next to me, but black and 31 years old. All right, that's cool. You know what? I know this may not be the best move I've ever made, but I'm getting my name on the board.

Starting point is 00:52:08 Okay, what you got? I'm going pawn e5. Pawn d5? That's not a move. No, doesn't the pawn... You mean d takes e5.

Starting point is 00:52:23 Yeah, sorry, sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I got a piece. I got a piece. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:52:31 He said the verbiage wrong. I do that and speech. Bishop takes A3. Three. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. He just lost a lot of points on that one. Oh, fuck. Oh, Batty just lost a lot of points on that one. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:52:52 That was not good. Batty's down a castle right now. A rook. A rook. Oh, trust me. I know what they're called. I'm helping you. Okay.

Starting point is 00:53:01 Okay. Okay. How do I say my knight is taking your bishop? So my bishop. Yeah, I want to make sure. Knight takes a3? Yeah, knight takes a3. Okay, let's go knight to g4 now.

Starting point is 00:53:19 G4. Okay. No. G4. Up by the... Up. There. Yeah. Got it. Cool. Thank you. Shit. Fuck. Shit. okay no g4 up up by the up there yeah got it cool thank you shit the fuck shit what's better is how little time he's thinking on every move and we have seven minutes 42 seconds and seven minutes and 40 of these seconds have been baddie move it's true it is painfully true at how slow he has two rooks that's bad i know that's bad

Starting point is 00:53:48 oh yeah that's bad it's the level that these guys think of is that we were talking about that magnus carlson has what is that 10 or 20 000 games memorized the entire games every so what 10 to 20 000 i always forget the number full professional games memorized and then he goes on those shops and they will set the board up for a random game and he will name what year who was playing and what move it was on that's kind of scary to be totally honest okay i am shitting and pissing right now. It's gross. It's everywhere.

Starting point is 00:54:28 It's disgusting. I like you reaching for it, Dave. I was going to do a move, and then I decided that was stupid. If I touch the piece, I have to move it. I'm fucking stupid. His eyes are closed. He can't tell. I don't like where my king is because he's got a bishop and a knight over there. Oh, you can't castle.

Starting point is 00:54:53 I know because I can't move my king because the bishop's fucking it. Hey, you knew about that move? Yeah. And I can't do anything about that bishop right now no i'm gonna go he's gonna go there and i'm not gonna be able to take that eventually because he's gonna do that and i'm gonna fucking shit and piss so i need to go pawn to oh it's a bad, that's checkmate. Never mind.

Starting point is 00:55:26 I can't do that. Oh, my God. I just saw it. I saw the pain. I need to go there. How do I get? What is this pot? What is this pot, Eli?

Starting point is 00:55:42 F4. Bishop to F4. Queen. Page four. I can do it. I to F4. Queen. H4. I can do it. Where's H? H4. I knew it was coming.

Starting point is 00:55:55 He's got the lines out. Yep. I'm going to go. It's ass and I watching how people like the brain and how it functions for chess. Because I do believe you are like more pre-programmed to do this thing than your average person. So the queen's going to move in and then I can't go that way because my own queen. If I go there. Okay.

Starting point is 00:56:23 I need to unfuck my life immediately do i just like this is like mj playing like an an elementary child i feel like i'm being bullied all right like it's a four-year-old taking a white belt test and he has to fight Mike Tyson. And Mike Tyson is not holding back. Bishop to G3. First form gave us 15 seconds to do that. First form. Opti Green 50.

Starting point is 00:56:56 Michael Factor. First form.com slash unsubscribe. First form. Michael Factor! Forceform.com! Subscribe! Forceform! Okay. Clean G5.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Okay. Okay. Batty takes a breather. He looks. Batty's the shit. I have to poop so bad right now bro he's rubbing his fingers concentrating i'm not i'm not at all you like fuck you we're at 11 minutes 23 seconds i'm trying my best to F 4. Queen F5

Starting point is 00:57:45 over 1. Yep. Okay. F right there. Okay. Okay. So now It's the Queen's Gambit over here. We have Harmon. Beth Harmon just blacking a male. I'm so mad.

Starting point is 00:58:02 I'm so mad that I was was unprepared. Okay. I'm going to go queen to D3. You should give me a strong queen to D3. How does Canty Retaliate It's the skill

Starting point is 00:58:31 I understand the crash Because when each individual A lot of you Everyone has their thing Where you're super passionate And you learn it It's so mind blowing Watching individuals do this though

Starting point is 00:58:45 where you can't cast them but you have maybe not okay let's just take the queen okay he's trading you're trading queens yeah okay um uh so he just sticks up for the sake of saying it out loud he did queen takes uh d3 correct yeah and then i will go with which pawn which pawn which pawn this is an important move but i know it is i know it's a very important move. Because he just said it out loud. I'm going to... I fucking hate that you have two rooks there. Pawn. Pawn on e2 takes queen on d2.

Starting point is 00:59:42 Sorry. Yes, d3. Sorry. I was trying to make sure I was saying the correct one so you knew which one. He's like, bro, you can't do this. Bro, okay. Okay. Let me picture this image in my head.

Starting point is 00:59:56 So now he's got to get his rooks out. I haven't even seen the board. If I close my eyes I have no idea where any of the pieces are. I'm trying so hard to do my print. I got a headache. He's having a stroke. I don't know I do he's doing this in his imagination he's alright let me castle the queen side uh okay Eli you're gonna have to explain because I don't understand castling true grab the king move it over two to the right my right

Starting point is 01:00:33 and then put the yeah put the rook on D okay gotcha thank you okay that was some that's the question in chat in the comments is what is your tism i'm going to just call this tism because that's what this is there's a full autism i have one move that i need to make but i can't because he will put me in check i already know it

Starting point is 01:00:57 i know it but baddie's the one that looks like the meme where all the numbers are popping it's just i literally feel like zachifianakis from The Hangover right now when he's going to the poker table. But it's not going to work. Yeah, but it's not working. It's not working at all. It's a broken hieroglyphs that you can't read. Okay. I – how do I do this?

Starting point is 01:01:20 How do I do this? Oh, this is great. It's insanity to see this level of chess play. Just anything. Being at that level. It's like being. Where would you rank yourself in the world? Rank yourself in the world?

Starting point is 01:01:32 That's a good question. I mean, there's so many players. But I am in a small percentage. I'm in like the top 1% in the world for chess. And then there's a level lower. Oh, yeah. There's like the 0.1%. You have to be higher than the top 1% because so many people play now.

Starting point is 01:01:52 I guarantee, bro, you're in the top like 0.2%. I ain't never checked. I just keep grinding and getting better. I definitely remember I was at like 1%. All right. I'm going to go. You well above 1%. I can tell you that, bro. I definitely remember I was at like one point. All right, I'm going to go. You well above one point. I can tell you that, bro.

Starting point is 01:02:06 I can tell you that knowing statistically speaking a podcast. This is great. I heard it here first. I'm going to go. Oh my God. I don't know what to do.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Pawn to see Pawn to C. That's not what I wanted to do. Can I take that back? Okay, okay. I'm going to go Bishop to H4. We have 17 minutes.

Starting point is 01:02:45 I'm so sweaty over here. I'm so sweaty. Your battery's trying. That's what I like best. I can tell you're like, okay. Bro, I'm having fourth grade flashbacks getting bullied playing chess. Okay, if it goes here. Pawn F6.

Starting point is 01:02:57 Okay, okay. F6. Oh, okay. I don't like that. I know why, but I don't like that. I know why, but I don't like it. What are we doing? He was blocking my bishop from taking his rook. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:14 And then I will... We're going to see what next move he does. Dude, he's great. How many games have you played blindfolded at once? That's a good question. Only one so far. I mean, like only one at a time. Okay, okay.

Starting point is 01:03:29 I can do more than one. I just want to try. I can probably do more than one game of chess at the same time. Blindfolded would be fine. Okay, I'm going to go pawn to c4. What are we going with? What's the next one? Bro's getting his neck tattooed.

Starting point is 01:04:03 Knight e3. Okay. Knight e3. Okay. Knight e3. Yeah, got it, got it, got it. Oh, snap. What's he setting up, Paddy? Where's it going? Protect his bishop so he can move his bishop in,

Starting point is 01:04:21 and I can't take it because his knight protects it, and if I take it with my bishop, he trades, whatever, and I lose another rook, which is really bad. Yeah, that's not a good thing. Very bad. So, what I'm going to do is

Starting point is 01:04:35 move my... Just start yelling, stop resisting. If he does that, it puts me in check. I can't take it because of a rook. Just start yelling, stop resisting. If he does that, it puts me in check. I can't take it because of a rook. I don't know if any of you out there watch chess or do, or even if you play or watch chess.

Starting point is 01:04:59 It is, you have our boy Canty, awesome content creator. He does a lot. What he can do is just any one space in a square around it, right? Correct. Yeah, okay. So he does a bullet chess at 30 seconds is what he practices a lot. And if you want to see craziness, go check him out on that. But even doing standard format, well, even 10-minute, quote-unquote, fast chess. Blitz is five minutes, right?

Starting point is 01:05:19 Correct. So Blitz is five minutes. What's 10 minutes considered? Rapid. Rapid. I'm going to do. Rapid seems really fast. We've done it before where you play people.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Even I playing a rapid, I'm like, man, this is moving so fast. Go home, get a timer, use your phone if you want, and feel how fast 10 minutes is. It's crazy. To be five. And then you get to see bat. We're 20 minutes into this game. He said that don't matter.

Starting point is 01:05:53 So we're going to go knight G2 check. And then wherever you move, it doesn't matter. I'm going to take the bishop on H4. G. I'm going to take the bishop on H4. Okay. Wherever you move the king, bishop on H4. Okay. Wherever you move the king, the knight takes H4. You just got checked.

Starting point is 01:06:10 Yeah, yeah, I know. I see it. Yeah. So he's taking your bishop, Miss Saff. So he is taking... I see, I see. He just split our boy Batty with the bishop, putting him in check, forcing him to get rid of that bishop.

Starting point is 01:06:29 Your bishop's dead, bro. It's okay. It's fine. Dude, he's just picking apart right now. I'm going to go king. To D2. to D 2. We did king to D2 by

Starting point is 01:06:52 our strategic champion Batty Streams. He's playing closed eyes while getting tattooed. Savannah's like, of course. She watched it. Yep. Okay. while getting tattooed. Savannah's like, of course. She watched it. Yep, okay.

Starting point is 01:07:10 Alright, he took my bishop. That's not good. Are you down one or two pieces? Yes. Yes, I am. That's going to be down to one piece. Shut the fuck up, Eli. Alright, I'm going to be down to one piece. Shut the fuck up, Eli. All right, I'm going to go... Rook...

Starting point is 01:07:31 To... I love the deep thoughts with that. To C1. Okay. It is. It's a closed file. That doesn't matter. We'll go C6.

Starting point is 01:07:50 Pond C6. C. Yeah. Pond. Oh, I got to find it. Wait. Pond to C6? Correct.

Starting point is 01:08:03 No, pond here. Right there. Right there, buddy. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. no part right there right there right there buddy oh yes sorry gotcha gotcha gotcha i was confused who baddies keen's gonna start looking like that one meme show up the white girl on the couch all right i do not want to do this but i'm gonna do it i'm gonna fucking do it you're never gonna see this coming no he knows exactly what i'm gonna do but I'm going to do it. I'm going to fucking do it. You're never going to see this coming, bro. No, he knows exactly what I'm going to do, but I'm going to do it just to say I did it.

Starting point is 01:08:30 Knight to A7. Check. That's cute. That's a cute move. I don't care. I did it. I got it. I mean, you got the check in, but I'm just going to take the knight after I go king B8, though. King B8 and knight straight. B8, right. I just attacked the knight. It's cute, though. You got the little check. King B8. B8.

Starting point is 01:08:45 Right. It's cute though. You got the little checky move. Okay. I did. Worth it. It's worth it. Worth it.

Starting point is 01:08:54 Okay. Batty where you going next? Shut the fuck up. Eli? Mm-hmm. You're a whore. You gotta be quiet. I? You're a whore. You gotta be quiet. Fucking hot whore. I am going to...

Starting point is 01:09:19 I don't know what you are. I haven't played chess since the fourth grade. What the fuck are you laughing at, Eli? I just like the strategic planning behind each move like it fucking matters that's what i'm cracking up about like it fucking matters fucking julius caesar over here. Alright, I'm going to go fuck me Knight, which I know I'm going to lose no matter what I do here, but if I'm going to go, I might as well go swinging.

Starting point is 01:09:56 Knight to C6. Check. Yes, sorry, check. Yep, pawn. check yes sorry check okay just take it yep pawn okay oh boy this bad i will go so you you confused him when you moved your rook to C3 or C1 because that's why he said it's a closed file.

Starting point is 01:10:32 Why are you moving on? Right? Am I right? I'm dumb. I'm trying to hit him with my sneak. I mean, you are throwing him off. He's like, I would never make that move. That's all I got, dude. Sneak-a-roo. I mean, you are throwing them off. He's like, I would never make that move. That's all I got, dude.

Starting point is 01:10:45 I have surprise. That is the only thing keeping me alive right now. Okay, I am going to go... Fuck. That... That... Fuck. That. I need to not let that happen. He rubs his sweaty head. I am so sweaty.

Starting point is 01:11:12 I sweat so much. He's thinking hard on this move. Well, what's going to happen is I'm going to get two rooks holding me down at the end until he can kill my rook. And I'm not going to be able to walk because I'm going to be in check with one of them. So he's going to be able to take my rook and not have anything happen. I already know both the rooks are going to move down. Our boy Canty taking a nap, it seems, getting tattooed. He's throwing the peace sign while holding his pawn.

Starting point is 01:11:35 Do pawns out. You split on to A5. Hit him before you split him. Always in order. Pawn to A5. Oh, the pawn move. I only got pawns on a rook. I have to remember where your pieces are.

Starting point is 01:11:56 Batty, close your eyes and remember where one of your pieces are. I can't. The only reason I know where the numbers on the board are because they're written on it. We wrote them on it. I can't know the numbers on the board. Numbers and letters because they're all written on it. We wrote them on it. I mean, I can't even do that. I put some hours into this.

Starting point is 01:12:11 I can't even do that. That's a good thing. That means we're equal. We are not better than you. Oh, okay, racist. Okay. F takes E5. So take the phone on E5 with the F font. Okay. F takes E5, so take the pawn on E5 with the F pawn.

Starting point is 01:12:26 Okay, F takes E5. E5, got it. Boom, okay, that's a good move, buddy. And then I am going to trade and do the same thing. I'm going to take my F pawn to take E5. You seen that coming there? Knight F3 check. Knight F3.

Starting point is 01:12:53 Right there, perfect. Okay. Okay, we in check. Batty is forced to move. This game is going. Everyone's surprised. This is the surprise upset of 2023 chess. No one's seen this game going the way it did.

Starting point is 01:13:11 Batty was the favorite going into this championship match. I'm so fucking mad right now. King to see to I Can't go up cuz I'll move the pawn down. I mean check and I can't take it Yep gotcha. Okay. Fuck. You hit him before you split him. Shut the fuck up, Eli.

Starting point is 01:14:04 I hate everything. Every time you whisper, I want to slap you. Pawn to D4. I'm not protecting it. Watch it. Hit him before you split him. Hit him. Is it?

Starting point is 01:14:17 I don't think so. I don't think so. Don't call it a blunder. He calling it a blunder. I have that too, don't I, though? Okay, let's start with that. Maybe just play there first. Bishop F5, check.

Starting point is 01:14:27 And then wherever you move, Knight takes C4. I called it. Bishop 2, sorry. Where's your bishop going to? F5, check. Check it. Okay, yep.

Starting point is 01:14:36 I whispered that in the mic. You whispered that in your mic? Go Knight to D-Nut. Knight to D-Nut? That's a shirt right there, bro. Oh my God, that's gonna be that's on Submerge. Night to D's nuts. That's a shirt!

Starting point is 01:15:00 Night to D's nuts, bro. Night to D's nuts, my guy. Oh, that's my guy. That's the shirt right there. Oh That's my guy that's the shirt right there That's as unsub as it gets. Okay, baby. You wanna replace me King? to D1 I might be different. I might do this differently. Let's do D takes C4 now. D takes C4. Pawn.

Starting point is 01:15:33 Okay. Fuck. Sorry. Pawn takes. Oh. Pawn takes C4. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Starting point is 01:15:47 Didn't need that anyways. Okay. Patty not only fucking up the board, but the carpet. Yeah, this carpet's getting worse. Dude, he's getting tattooed at the same time. Closing in on I playing chess. We're 30 minutes into this game

Starting point is 01:16:06 to snow I can't do that because the night protects it then I'll lose my fucking rock bro okay

Starting point is 01:16:13 you can take that you get that I'm going oh my god what do I do here fuck I'm getting trapped um

Starting point is 01:16:21 if I go here... I am so fucked. I'm getting trapped so bad. King to D... Or sorry, E2? Okay. Rook takes pawn. Yep, I figured, okay.

Starting point is 01:16:52 Now we got a rook out and a bishop to fucking pinch me. Shit, fuck shit. This is not good. This is very bad. I'm trying so hard. He's going down. He's swinging though, he he's swinging he's fighting as long as I stay there for a minute I'm okay rook

Starting point is 01:17:16 to a one A 1 These are the slowest words ever. Shut the fuck up, Eli. You take eight seconds just to announce a move. Motherfucker's like, okay, you've never played soccer in your life, and we're going to put you on the pitch, and now learn the positions.

Starting point is 01:17:42 Go. Fuck you, Eli. Two. God positions. Go. Fuck you, Eli. Two. God damn. A. I have played. I have not touched a goddamn chessboard in 20 plus years. Oh, his eyes are closed.

Starting point is 01:17:56 And he's getting tipped. Rook E4? Yeah, just move it over one. To check, right? Correct. Okay. Are you about to hit him? Before we split him? You know it, dog. Here we go. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, right? Correct. Okay. Are you about to hit him? Before we hit him?

Starting point is 01:18:05 You know it, dog. Here we go. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. I'm going to just be your hype man. Or, Batty, you need a hype man. Batty, you want me to be your hype man? Shut the fuck up. Batty, you fucking got this, dog.

Starting point is 01:18:15 I've never seen chess at this level, at this caliber. King to D2. Okay. Rook D8, check. D what? D8. Oh. Rook D8. D what? D8. Oh, my bad. Oh, his other rook.

Starting point is 01:18:31 Shit, bro. Oh, I'm fucked. Well, it's not looking good. Nope, it's not. We're going to be truthful about this. King to C3? Can you do that? this king to see three it's just like sex when you sound like you can question it's way better can I put it here I can put it here okay and then you're Lucas you're like, how's he gonna fuck me right now? See okay He's the one that says that. I'm just like, you are Zach Galifianakis right now at the table.

Starting point is 01:19:27 Just equations flying in your head. But it's a blank screen. Okay, go there. Go there. I'm stopping myself. Even worse. Guys, right now, Batty is in a corner. He has three pawns and a rook. A boy has two rooks, right now, Batty is in a corner. He has three pawns

Starting point is 01:19:45 and a rook. A boy has two rooks, a bishop, a knight, and five pawns. He's looking good. He traded queens because Batty was down.

Starting point is 01:19:56 He's like, I'm good. I can trade this. This is fun. Eli, I hope you choke on that white claw. How does the defeat taste? I mean, I haven't played chess in 20 years. Pawn.

Starting point is 01:20:21 He's going down. I can't go up. I can't go down. I'll be in check. Okay, so if he moves his rook literally in a check, I'm basically fucked. No, I am fucked. Yeah, you a lot of fucked right now. Well, I mean, I'm trapped, 100%.

Starting point is 01:20:39 We are at that point of the game where I know I'm losing. Yes. Yes, we are. It's more of the gun is to the head. And you're like, maybe if I lead to the left real quick. Rook to E1. That takes E1. Okay.

Starting point is 01:21:15 I knew that was going to happen, but it bought me one more turn. You're right. I guess you know. It's literally all... It bought me a turn. You're right. You're right. That's what all great It bought me a turn. That's what all great chess players go for.

Starting point is 01:21:30 Bought me one more move. Well, I mean, all you had to do was put me in check there, and it was mate, correct? Yeah. I can see it. And all he's got to do is go up now, and I'm... Fucked. We're going to go pawn to B3. Damn, he got out of a checkmate.

Starting point is 01:21:51 Look at that. Out of a checkmate. Batty's going to compliment. He got himself out of a checkmate. You've got to be proud of that. I'm not good at chess, but I can see them. I'm looking at the board at least. He's not, which is a little unfair, I think.

Starting point is 01:22:04 Rook E3 check. Batty's good at almost not but I can see them. I'm looking at the board at least. He's not, which is a little unfair, I think. Rook e3 check. Okay. Batty's good at almost not dying. e3 check. The only move is king b2. Yep. Yep, it is. And then I'm going rook takes b3 check.

Starting point is 01:22:14 Okay. You said rook goes where? b3. Take the pawn on b3. B. Okay. Yes, and I can't. Yep.

Starting point is 01:22:21 Check. Okay. What's his next move? Either king c1 or a1 or a2. So which one is it? Hold on. You shut the fuck up. There's your three options.

Starting point is 01:22:29 Just pick. He's telling the baddie what his options are now. Dude, you're a car dealership. Well, I already know what happens. If I move my king to a2, he just drops his bishop and his mate. So where do I go?

Starting point is 01:22:46 Where do I go? I go back. He brings his other rook down. It's a check. And I have to go back up and then his mate. It's done, right? Two turns. Not really.

Starting point is 01:22:54 You got something. I got something. Let's see what you play, though. Okay, okay. So this is what me and Savannah watched yesterday. I am. We're trying to pick a greener. Watching this dude just destroy when his eyes are open. It's even more crazy. It's go. When his eyes are open, it's even more crazy.

Starting point is 01:23:08 It's ridiculous. It's just stupid crazy. King 2 C1 Fuck! Fuck! Yeah. Hey, no, he played nice, but that was hard i had to like really work that game you had to really memorize your own moves to know where the board was that

Starting point is 01:23:34 right and he traded queens that's a great idea he traded queens that was good it was it's a good idea when you're down well when i'm blindfolded hell yeah hey he's coming i fuck you i bet i could beat you in chess dude is it not like demoralizing to realize because you think no see that's the thing i don't think it's demoralizing i know but how many moves did you think you were like oh if i do this i'm fine and no i did i saw my neville defeat multiple times oh Oh, 100%. But even then, like move two, you were like, Bishop to H3. No. And then it was like, no, I was not. I fucked up one move that I knew I really fucked up.

Starting point is 01:24:12 After that, it was me just trying. That game, Batty, took 38 minutes and 40 seconds. I like how you think that's an insult to me. You almost played it. It was standard 45 minutes. That's a 45. Yeah, standard. I mean, classical, like I got a tournament coming up. that's an insult to me you almost played it with standards 45 minutes that's a 45 yeah standard i mean classical like i got a tournament coming up we've got an hour 30 minutes per side plus 30

Starting point is 01:24:29 second increment so it could last like six hours six hours of chess yeah again this is why physical fitness is important that's why i work out so much do you have the only chess player that said that i don't work out you're the only chess player to ever say that's why physical fitness is important Lift your head up real good and lean back a little bit. Okay, let me get that Point to it I've never been so stressed. Thank you bullying me. How was tattooing during that? The amount of respect I have for tattoo artists for standing in the in sitting in working in the fuck the most fucked up angles Yeah, I've never seen a tattoo artist that hasn't been like man. No my back's perfect

Starting point is 01:25:46 Everyone he was like Eight hours later Yeah, we're gonna breather real good hold on Batty is now giving up on you Wait no, I'm not He's gonna go practice. No, I'm definitely not gonna go fucking my he's giving up on chess Which one you doing you practice throw a cup at your face, so you're giving up what you like You're the motherfucker that when you argue with on the internet, it's either black or white. There's no middle.

Starting point is 01:26:25 It's like, no. That's it. Fuck him. No. He's like, either you're doing this or you're not. That's it. There's no main piece. So fucking mad.

Starting point is 01:26:35 Goddamn weaponized autism. Fuck. Dude, it's so awesome. It's so crazy watching a dude play like that. I cannot grasp how many dude, okay, wait, when we go out. Checkmate, I got no we're checkmate. When he's over here, he's got the grid already. I know he's over here, he's got the grid already. I know he's over here. I'm like, I'm over here.

Starting point is 01:27:05 He's smiling right now. He's cheesing so hard. Our chess master. Yeah, he's done. He's not getting tattooed. You don't have to after I'm done getting tattooed? Bam. If you want a chair, bro.

Starting point is 01:27:16 Let me throw a little bandage on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Pawn check. I was looking for that. Pawn check. Where is it? You got it. You probably got it, don't you? Nope. You know what? That's okay. He got it. Pawn check. I was looking for that. Pawn check. Where is it? You got it.

Starting point is 01:27:25 You probably got it, don't you? Nope. You know what? That's okay. He got it. You bring the Mexican? You bring the Mexican? I was about to go for the bag.

Starting point is 01:27:32 You bring the Mexican? It was all the two of us. Bro, look at the Mexican versus you guys. What now? Because you pawn checked me. So I'm like, oh, you got it then. But I was about to go to my bag. You know, I'm like, oh, I'm about to go to my bag.

Starting point is 01:27:40 You are going to ask him for a bite default. I win the game now. I was going to pop the bag and then come out with two more pawns. You're gonna ask him for a loan He got everything Okay, but I just like using regular lotion. Oh, yeah I don't like tattoo products. Okay. But I just like using regular lotion for sure. I'll give you a list of the stuff that I like. Perfect. I don't like tattoo products.

Starting point is 01:28:07 Okay. No, he's Will's big on that. for four days? It stays on. If it lasts. Oh, if it lasts. It will. It will. It's basically a clear sticker.

Starting point is 01:28:14 It's like skin type shit. It's breathable and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it. Bar and victim. That's what like in other parts I usually tell people

Starting point is 01:28:20 leave it on for four days to seven days. You can get wet and everything. It heals itself. Okay. It's fantastic stuff. Not Saniderm.

Starting point is 01:28:28 It's what? Derm victims, right? Dermashield or some shills. Derm victims use that one? Used to. It used to be called Tegaderm. That's it, yes. That was the original by 3M, and that was like six by six was five bucks back in the day.

Starting point is 01:28:41 So that was a lot of money. But the patents wore out, and now the tattooers got it. We bought it by the roll. Yeah. So it keeps the wound from, it lets it breathe and also not get infected at the same time. Basically, it's your body healing. Because the plasma stays on it, correct? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:28:57 Yeah. Yeah. It holds plasma. That's what, yeah. That back tattoo I had, like that stuff schlopped off because mmm How much plasma is it look like a j-ode all over my bed? Yeah? Jerk off yeah, you can't say jerked off. You can't say oh, he's a j-o-j Christian Minecraft server switch our words god damn well I think that is a wonderful

Starting point is 01:29:27 place to say thank you for watching the podcast as always we have Eli myself Batty streams and our two very special guests today we have GM Candy and of course fucking will underscore XX you guys can okay GM Candy give your shout outs now

Starting point is 01:29:42 what are you getting here to okay perfect so i am uh twitch.tv slash gm canty you also have instagram gm canty um you have my my merch store coe we just got tatted right shop canty merch.com okay tiktok is gm canty and this is spelled c-a-n-t-y yo we here man it's perfect now will please. Now, Will, please use the word. Get in there. I'm easy to find. It's just Will underscore XX on all the socials.

Starting point is 01:30:09 Google that. Or Black Salt, B-L-A-Q-U-E, Black Salt Studio. And pretty easy. Just Google it. You'll find me. A boss. Absolutely love it. And both of these are absolutely wonderful gentlemen.

Starting point is 01:30:20 Will's tattooed all of us here. Now all of us here. And Jim Kennedy actually mopped the floor with me blindfolded in chest while getting tattooed this is great love it love it thank you again guys and we'll see you over on the Patreon for the after show very shortly all the cameras goodbye

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