Unsubscribe Podcast - 117 - I'M UNCOMFORTABLE ft. FredoOnTV

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

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That guy's fucking ridiculous. We don't know. Best not to ask yourself why. But my friend, you've arrived. Welcome to Unsubscribed. It tastes like shit. Yeah, you're like, oh, oh man the first thing when people say oh you should try this beer or when you're just now drinking beer it's like well you have to it's an acquired taste guess what's not this he just like man

that's better than 90% the girly drinks on the way you know your boys i'll take the girly drink is it got the swirly straw with the strawberries in it yeah give me that like i'm good like i'll get my fruit while i'm at it it's fine look at what he's drinking i post an address sometimes this is fine i wear a dress on the internet at times i'm like oh yeah judge me for this. People are so fucking scared. Like, oh, I can't touch my strong masculine image. You got soft hands, bro. You know why I don't masturbate? Rex, I moisturize.

I work 48 hours a day. I don't masturbate because that's gay. Because then I'm touching a dick. And that's when you start the episode. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. As always, we have Eli, Double Tap, myself, BattyStreams, and our very cool, powerful, strong, wonderful, cute, sexy, awesome guest, Alfred Fredo.

Fredo plays on TV. No, Fredo on TV. There it is. I want to say Fredo plays. Last name,o on TV There it is Last name the third You were the second The third in a row I'm actually the fourth What?

Why you got the third on there? There's my granddad Then my dad And then my dad's half brother And then me Nobody goes by Alfred The name sucks They kept passing it on

It's not happening again You think? Yeah You're the end of No more Alfred They asked me It's not happening My dad goes by Al His dad goes're the end of. No more Alfred. They asked me. It's not happening. Like, my dad goes by Al.

His dad goes by Crip. And my uncle goes by Junior. I'm afraid of him. We've passed this name down that we've hated generation after generation. If I had to deal with it, you got to deal with it. Fuck you. The Batman jokes, they just spawn every time. Alfred.

Alfred, the Batmobile. How's Master Bruce? I don't know. I seen it coming a mile away. I went to the dentist to get my wisdom tooth taken out. And I remember slightly because I was high. And it was like, hey, your girlfriend told me. And then you showed up to the dentist's office, right?

Heard you don't like your name. Yeah, so Alfred, I was like, yeah, I hope they stab you with the needle instead. That's crazy. Cracked the Batman joke anyway. I couldn't do anything about it. What are you going to do? I should have did the Batman joke. Why the fuck?

At the dentist, they talk to you. They got their full-ass fucking hand down your throat. They're in there working, scrubbing, drilling, whatever. And they're like, so how was your day? Oh, it's good. They're like, yeah, okay, cool. What's your favorite color? How you been?

What's your mother's maiden name? Last four years, social security number? Very strange. That's what me and Sav, when she's S-ing my D, I ask her all the questions. You just say, S-ing. I'll put it together quickly. Oh, yeah. S-ing, how was your day?

Blah, blah, blah, blah. That's amazing you're streaming So concerned So supportive My D styling my you are 38 styling my do My dick I'm tricking the youtube algorithm the ai well now because you ruined it maddie oh alfred over here make the batman jokes my man coming in you've been

here we've talked for how many months now we're like back and forth you guys meet grinder two or three and grinder it was fun was like, what's that? What's up? It's an interesting Tinder profile. My dress. My dresses. I like you in pink. Oh, thank you.

It's true. It is a good color on you. Brings out your eyes. So how long have you been doing internet content? My boy, give us the rundown for everyone that you're you're big on tiktok you're big on ig you're fucking blowing up on youtube it's been like 10 years but no shit really i went missing in between that uh so originally i did dance content um because i was on a tv show called bring it and i was a professional dancer and then when i started running track

they were like you can't you can't uh know, do this stuff with your image and whatnot. So you can't like make money off of your, your face pretty much. Oh, this is kind of what we're talking about before with college, the NCAA. And so I had to skip out. Like I stopped streaming. I stopped making content all in between that time. And because my coach was like a really goody two shoes and you know how I am now. So, uh, I had to stop making content.

And then when I graduated in 2019, I started again, and then I went full-time in 2021, I think, doing reaction videos, because I had this video where this guy was like, how do you know somebody might be low-key racist? And before then, I'd never spoken on the internet. I was just the dancing guy. The video got viral in three hours, three million views, and since then, I've been making reaction videos, because my personality is just funny, I guess. But before then, I was like, nobody's got to care what I got to say mm-hmm you can't do content like that and you're like coach he's like what was that word I need to dance because coach I need to get my feelings out what do you mean I can't picture Dancing videos

Now I'm like Hold up You want to bring it Or brought it What was the show It was called bring it But he lectured me He was like you know

I'm just really good About being a good dude I'm like He's like you're a good dude I'm like yeah But sometimes when you talk Yeah I don't really Censor myself

But I'm a pretty decent guy But you might hear A couple of B words You know A couple of F words I don't really like That P word too much But aside from that He was pretty cool Pussy Oh we're going to say So I'm a pretty decent guy. But you might hear a couple of B words, you know, a couple of F words. I don't really like that P word too much. But aside from that, yeah, he was pretty cool.

Pussy. Oh, I thought you were going to say penis. No, it was definitely pussy. Something about that word, like, oh, it's like when somebody calls you that, it just makes me go Neanderthal. Like, maybe I should fight you now. Because it's like, you should be able to beat me up. We got to fight. You call me a bitch.

No, you got to prove it. Come here, you fucking cooter. That's what I call it. I got a nice way to, like, you should be able to beat me up. We got a fight. You call me a bitch. No, you got to prove it. Come here, you fucking cooter. That's what I call it. I got a nice way to provoke people. I'm like, you know, I'm a nerd. I wear glasses. You should just beat me up. Just beat?

Yeah, just beat my ass, brother. Beat my pussy ass up. Beat my bussy up. Beat my bussy up. a lie double tap 2023 um uh you know there's a good shirt it's the worst shirt ever so wait uh go back we get bunker branding to make that shirt beat my pussy up bunker matt's gonna get that text about no well we don't no no no we don't tell matt until it's on the front page of their webs. So we, we, we made a shirt. It was, we kind of joked about it earlier.

It was, uh, you know, they said, come subscribe, like come subscribe to the channel, but it says come obviously in the, like come and it's in the doom font, like big, like the video game. Yeah. Yeah. Dude font, man. But the word come and underneath it says subscribe. And we made a shirt out of that as a joke.

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oh my god the algorithm are you tell the life the life one just says life you know like you know the game of life like the board game with the letters spelled weird, like L-I-F-E, and it's in the different colors? Yeah. Well, we did that, but we put a little mouse clicking on an unsubscribe button below life. They're like, unsubscribe from life. That's crazy.

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oh i'm so excited but first off first dance break it what is it called again bring it you bring it what was the series of fucking movies because i know you know it was like bring it on again have you heard about the cheerleading movies i don't know because I can't stand them. Okay. So I was a street dancer. Then I learned ballet, tap, modern, acrobatics, jazz, choreography. Holy shit. You legit. But I was famous before I came to school. So I was a street dancer, professional street dancer.

And then I learned all of those and I performed on stage. That is so fucking cool Holy shit Most people that watch me, they don't know this These Batman jokes got way better Alfred, bring me my suit Tiptoe Thank you, Alfred Of course

So then When I went to go to school there though I met three people that were on the TV show And they asked me Did I want to be on TV And that was like my childhood dream So I was like Of course

Like yeah Just let me know when And so I ended up being on the show Like two or three times Maybe three or four Something like that And then I went off the run track But

It was pretty cool. I don't dance as much now, but I still got it. Just that passion. Okay. I mean, that's unexpected. Dad, I want to do ballet. I was outside. Oh, bro, my dad.

Oh, man. I didn't want to do ballet. Ballet was the worst class, but it was like the most beneficial. Oh, yeah. You're getting like flexibility. It's super painful and like formal. And I'm not formal at all, all in regular life or in dancing. So I was like, this is against me at the core.

And you get forced into these stretching positions for minutes, and I'm like, this shit. And then I go to track practice afterwards. So I'm like, rehearse, track practice, go back to rehearsal, schoolwork, wake up, do it again. Go to the track meet and dance. I'm like, why is he running with his toes pointed? Army doesn't sound so bad anymore, right? I barely graduated high school, dropout, Army. They tried to recruit me to go to the Army.

They were like, you seem really athletic. I was like, you know what else is athletic? Bullets. I'm good. I'm fast enough. I got shot at over here. I'm not going to sign up for it. I'm good.

You get paid about the same. Yeah? Nothing. You get a Camaro and a Hellcat, baby. Yeah, with 30% APR. You good. It's terrible. I'm going to pass on that.

How did your dad, when you're like your parents, or which parent? My dad. Was he just hammering? What did your dad do for a living? My dad, he got out of prison when I was born. So he was like, mindset-wise, prison dad. Like the way he carried a lot of stuff.

He's grown as a person. If you met him now, you wouldn't, not the same guy, but like his mindset, he was like, eh, you know. He supports anything

that you do as long as it's positive, but at the same time, he's like, eh, that's not realistic. You can't do anything with that. So, you know, you might need to

learn something else. So I was like, eh, okay. I'm going to do it anyway. The White Chocolate Macadamia Cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. You're just calling your twinkle toes. Yeah. And I want to say he never did anything like that, but you know, it was kind of like a, oh, he danced.

But they didn't really think much of it until, like, you know, they came to see me perform. He cried. Aw, did he? They were sitting in the front row. I did my first, like, solo performance. I got a standing ovation. They were sitting in the front. He cried.

They were laughing at him. I was like. Fuck. Were you crying? I just pictured this. You're like, you look down. He's like. And you're like.

And you wink at him. He're like, you look down. He's like, and you're like, and you wink at him. He's like, you fucking pussy. I'm crying because I'm happy. I'm disappointed in you. No. I'm waving your arms and shit. All right. Well, on that note, how did your father react to you doing like going like full time into content?

I honestly, I don't know. I don't want to talk to him. Most people and their parents are like tight i'm not tight with my parents so like i'll talk to them from time to time like check in yeah whatnot but aside from that i've never been close to them like that so i kind of like i do my thing and then you know i visit them from time to time but most of the time like just you know off by my mom myself my mom now she's like a big fan of mine now though so you know i talk to her a lot but that's good fuck yeah okay she she loves it she just like she likes fan of mine now, though. So, you know, I talk to her a lot. That's good. Fuck yeah. Okay. Yeah, she loves it. She just like, she likes to watch, you know, how much I impact people's lives and whatnot.

It makes me feel good. So that's pretty cool. But it's that respect. It's that excited fan, like anything when your kiddo does it. And then when they get to that scale, it's fucking, I don't know. I can't imagine that. That'd be like. Having parents.

Yeah. A family. Man. Yeah. I haven't talked to my mom in a while. Oh yeah, she's dead. Here we go. Eli's mother's dead. Going down this road again. Everyone would feel bad for no mom Eli.

Or Grandpapyrus. When did the pain start? It all started when I was born. When I was forcibly placed on this earth against my will. God, man. And then I get texts from Raiden today. My son, this is my autistic kiddo. Raiden being Raiden at,

he just sends me a picture of Grand Theft Auto. He's like, this is the mod I want. That's all he says. Oh, what's that mod called, my amazing son? GTA 5 mod. Oh, for the computer? Yes. Like, my kiddo's just straightforward, straight shooter.

There's no way. I want this, father. I need this. Make it happen. That's how his brain works. Daddy, when are we going to go play? Meanwhile, my father watches this podcast occasionally and mocks me mercilessly for it.

So thanks, Dad. You old fuck. My dad's actually probably cooler than me. He does everything. My dad is not cooler than me. He's a mechanic. He works on buildings. He works on cars.

He paints. He draws. Anything that I do other than dance, he probably does better than me. I'm funnier than him, obviously. He's a good athlete, too. He's almost 50 now. He still looks my age. He's swollen, but

he looks like a 20-year-old. Alfred's second. You heard that. He challenged you to a dance-off. He's funnier than you. He's bald, too. I got better hair. Oh, yeah. It's facial hair. You got that Asian scruffy like mine. I got Anthony Hamilton's starter pack.

It's not really working out like that. I'm going to stick to this. This is what I'm going to make up for it. That's why I love your videos. Like when you're doing these reactions, do you just kick out a couple in a row or are you just like, oh, I know what I'm going to say on this one? I record like 40 videos at a time sometimes. But basically what happens i'll scroll i'll see something and then in my mind i'll be like i'll say something and i just literally record it and then i save it

so like none of my videos are scripted at all but like if you're around me long enough you start to see like he's just an idiot like yeah that's what it is i just say whatever comes to my mind and then it just comes out i word things really awkward i feel like i describe things different than most people that's why i fucking i could take something real simple and like describe it in a way that's so odd it's funny because you've never heard it before and then afterwards like okay that's a person you have a fucking a funny personality the way you think is a little different which is good that's a creative mindset i wouldn't call myself a comedian like people like to say i'm like i don't i don't write any jokes down or anything so you know like a stand-up you're in a different style okay you're still absolutely

i feel like i'm more of like uh tv i wouldn't even say tv because that's kind of i feel like if it was like an improv show i think something like wilding out like wilding out is more of like the kind of thing that i'd thrive in yeah that or how a lot of comics do it right you know like chay's a good example or matt rife it's where the first 30 of the last 30 of their show they're interacting with the audience and based off of their audience answers so you you're just based off of the your content what's going on you're so quick and witty you're like hey this is how this is my comedy i think you'd really be successful in that like studio just talk to people ask questions i legit felt like if i had like a podcast where there was a host that had just questions and i just answered them that would work out perfectly because like i

would never just think of something to say but if you said like a topic and i just start talking i'm usually gonna say so you want to be a guest on your own i'll be a professional guest if i had a host on a podcast you host the podcast. I'll be the guest. The permanent guest. You are welcome back in the podcast. That's called a fucking host. Yeah, I'm going to be the co-co-host. The co-host. Oh, my motherfucker. It's like, yeah, we're going to invite somebody.

They're going to be the co-host, and then I'll be the co-co-host. Like, y'all are the main. No, no, no. You know what you are? You're the motherfucker behind the camera. You ever seen, like, these major podcasts, whether it's Rogan or Two Bears, One Cave? There's always the main, they're bullshit, they're talking,

and then they say something dumb, and then you hear some motherfucker off camera saying some stupid fucking funny shit? That's me. That's you? That's definitely me. You need that guy, though. You need that guy.

I'm a guy looking like sitting in a car for an hour. I want to say a word, and I just hear something. I start talking. It's the first thing he said all day, but it was funny. That's me. You're like, I trained to say a word and I just hear something. I start talking. It's the first thing he said all day, but it was funny. That's me. You're like,

I trained for this. It wasn't directed to me. See, I'm the opposite. I'll say, fuck, I won't stop fucking talking and most of it's not funny and hopefully I get one.

You know what I'm saying? So if I keep swinging, something's going wrong. That's what I'm saying. Like, I know I'm going to miss that first swing. He's the Wayne Gretzky.

You miss all shots you don't take. So Batty takes all the shots. Wayne Gretzky. You miss all shots you don't take, so Batty takes all the shots. Wayne Gretzky. He just got Batty. Mad jumping. The guy says something, he's like, ah, tough crowd, tough crowd. He's not going to quit, though.

You know, you pull him off stage, he's going to keep going. He's going to pull a Kramer. Oh, God. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Tough crowd. Nope. Not pulling a Kramer. If you did, I would be like, what the fuck? I would be caught off guard. I mean, just going over the top when it's those comedians that. But Kramer, really?

I mean, he fucking train wrecked. That was the perfect example of a train wreck. Have you seen that Chappelle talking about that? Yeah, I watch Chappelle all the time. Dude, Chappelle talking about that yeah i watch chapelle all the time dude chapelle talking about that he's like had a bad sip and i felt he's like the black side of me oh i was angry the comedic side of me though he's having a hard set so you have like this polar opposite it's one of cha like, hmm. And then he's coming to Austin. I saw that.

I might have to go see that. Oh, we're going to go see that. I think we got tickets. It's next month, isn't it? Yeah. July. Is it? I remember he was talking about it.

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They wrote this. I forget what month it is. I don't know what month it is. No, dude. I was like, I don't even know what day it is most of the time now. You a content creator. Yeah. I woke up.

That's it. I'm going to do something today. I don't know what. I know the days because I'll walk outside and I look on the street and there's garbage cans out. I'm like, shit, it's Wednesday. And then I run over to mine and I push my back and put it back. I'm like, huh, huh, huh. Sometimes I miss fucking Friday.

I was like, bro, same. I legit didn't even know what day Thanksgiving was until last year. First of all, these plates in Toronto. I just know it's around this time and I know I'm going to start seeing turkey. So I'm like, yeah, once it gets close. You go based off the turkeys? I base every holiday off of like, what? If I go outside and I start seeing pumpkins, I'm like, once it gets close you go based off the turkeys I base every holiday off like what if I go outside and I start seeing pumpkins

I'm like hmm Halloween's coming I don't know what day it is oh it's the last day of October yeah yeah yeah last day of October Christmas I'm like Christmas is around the 20 something when I see Santa outside it's probably around Christmas time the new

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I think I turned 30 today. Maybe. When is Chappelle? Chappelle's playing in San Antonio right now. Wait. Literally tonight. Chappelle's in San Antonio tonight? 12 July 2023.

Is there tickets for it tonight? If there's fucking some tickets, see, then you just stay here. We go see Chappelle. I ain't seen anybody stand up like in person. Yeah, that'd be cool. Dude, he's master like story. Austin is the 14th and 15th of August. No.

As in like in two days. Is there any tickets even available right now? Yeah, absolutely. Wait, tonight? Yes. Wait, there's tickets for tonight? Today. Literally today. How many tickets? 730. How many tickets are available right yeah absolutely wait tonight yes wait there's tickets for tonight today literally today how many tickets 30 how many tickets are available i don't know a fucking ton it doesn't say how many are available you like would you like to buy tickets two three

wait we can just go to a fucking chapelle show tonight i mean i don't hate it batty but i don't know this is a phone free event your phone will be required to be placed in a lockable pouch throughout the performance. Yeah, you know, they'll leak it. I do that. I don't even blame them. Yeah, there's actually, like, really good seats available, too. Yeah, we just bring the girls, bring you.

If you're down, if you want to go see Chappelle, though. No problem with that. Hey, Chappelle. I'll never see him again. I mean, I'm down. Batty, are you down again I mean I'm down Batty are you down I mean Fuck yeah

We just record our things Do our ones And then we We'll We'll record Then we'll do it after Yeah I fucking like it

Yeah What the fuck I'm glad we talked about Chappelle We just found that out We had talked about Going to see like a Chappelle show Cause he was coming to

Austin Like a month or two months ago. And we're like, yeah. We're looking at this. I'm like, oh, I wonder when that is. Tomorrow. It was tomorrow. That's usually what it is.

When there's a comedian coming, I find out the day that they're there or the day after. I'm like, oh, that was, OK. Whoops. Whoops. Yeah. We got Wes coming back in. Matt Rive comes in. Wes.

Wes Barker? Yeah. Wes, Magician Wes. He's coming down. I love Wes yeah west magician west he's coming down i love wes august so he might be down here with chris again oh okay so we'll have to have them back on those that we do come if you've never been to a comedy show not once but they're fun like again it definitely be cool chapelle would be a different experience though because i've seen chay i've seen a couple of other ones

I've done comedy shows we used to have a comedy club in Vermont that was on part of the tour so I guess that was kind of cool it was a small thing but it was in Burlington so people wouldn't buy it

so it was always fun but I love comedy shows that shit it is inspiring to me that's about all I watch on Netflix I watch everything

oh my god dude I went middle of the divorce I was going through I need some new material comedy i went down a day it was either anime or comedy shows that was it i mean that's all i was binging for months months binging that and depression uh white claw depression comedy and anime man i've been lost 40 pounds speed ran depression yo who's your favorite comic White Claw, Depression, Comedy, and Anime. Man, I binge Depressions.

Lost 40 pounds. Pedram, Depression, yo. Who's your favorite comic? Bernie Mac, that's definitely my favorite. Oh, shit. R.I.P. Bernie. That was the unfortunate part. I was like, dang, all the people. I think Bernie Mac, Cat Williams,

and Arnish J are probably my top three. Dave Chappelle became one of my favorites now mm-hmm I didn't find this funny like back in the day but now I found funny what changed for you I feel like I just his like style like his delivery style changed and it was kind of like almost educational and funny at the same time versus he tells kind of going for like as a shock value it was like shot yeah but I've never really been impressed by shot value like that you know because i grew up in a racist town too so you know like most of the stuff he joked about i'm like you know it's like i want better than nothing i

didn't hurt hey you hear you ever heard the word moon cricket before milk cricket moon cricket no i like don't say it well moon it's for white people oh it's moon cricket i don't like first of all this is a racial slur baddie bad the first time I heard it I didn't even know what it was so I'm laughing I'm like I've never heard somebody called a moon cricket isn't that baddie nah is that why we caught okay so Mexicans like so I milk cricket this is complex where it's a milk cricket. Hey, milk cricket. So a moon cricket. Look, it's complex, bro. It's like you respect it. So it's basically what it is. Back in the day, like when there was slave time, like slavery days, right? Yeah.

The slaves would be outside, you know, singing Negro spirituals. Like wading the water and all that. And, you know, the slave master trying to sleep. And so they was tired of all that. And so they called them moon crickets. And it was like, you know, the slaves out there howling at the moon like crickets. When I found out the definition, I was like, you could have just called me the N-word. Like, that's crazy. You got to respect that, though.

Like, you put some thought into that. You really rotating them slurs. I respect that. I respect that. I've never heard of that. So, like, now when I get around people, I'm like, you can't just crack a normal racist joke and impress me. You got to put some effort into it because I done heard the best of it. I'm way too aware of this shit.

Somebody call a shit heel. G-Van, cut me laughing out of all this. Right here, just put this in. So a moon cricket, it's complex. I was like, yo, what is that? I'm thinking about a shit heel. I'm thinking like, I was playing Mafia 3 and heard that. I was like, dang, I was in Mississippi A long time

I ain't never heard Of shit healed That's impressive You can't get mad When somebody puts That kind of like Creativity into the insult I can guess that one

The N word is a cop out Yeah It's like cop out It's like you're not Even trying for real Do you really hate me I'm not feeling it Our relationship is not

How I think it should be I think we need to go To counseling or something It's not working out anymore. They put some effort. Damn, I've never, see, I've heard of milk cricket for white people. I've never heard of it. I've heard of the monkey jig boot.

Batty, stop laughing. It's racist when you do it. I'm not laughing at any of this. This is hilarious. Oh my god. These are my... This is... I'm in heaven right now. I think the craziest one... I'll probably say this myself.

Somebody was darker than under a boot after a stomp. You know how dark that is? I'm not laughing. That's not funny just mix that with my asian accent we just have a good old hey day over here this is this is like some of that you laugh you lose bullshit but you don't just lose you get canceled and laughing then i'm gone off the internet this is it i feel like the key to not getting canceled is to just not care. You know? Like, I always hoped almost that I got canceled so I could go on and live and be like, you know, I just want to let all y'all know.

I'm going to have tears, you know, because you've got to have tears. You've got to make it real. I don't give a fuck. It's so unfortunate, bro. No, if I'm wrong, I'm like, I always tell my audience, if I say something wrong or do something wrong, like, hold me accountable because i expect my friends to do that but if i'm not wrong if it's like a opinion-based thing and you just got your feelings hurt if it's a joke i can consider it i can consider your feelings but i'm not gonna apologize because

you got mad i'm like if everybody's laughing and you didn't laugh okay you laughed at the black jokes now it's your turn to get flamed it's not funny oh that's what and that's the hardest part we've discussed in the past it's like this arrow right now is that what's okay to make fun of but also where it's like that's the fucking line and you're like whoa whoa calm the fuck down it'd be me eli you have to apologize for doing an asian accent you're not asian enough i'd be like what kick on that youtube i'm like I am so sorry for doing Asian accent. I will never do it again. That's the Uncle Roger.

Uncle Roger. Very good. Hi-ya. Got the strong black man, strong white man together. Crossing bridges. Something about crickets. Batty was saying, don't know. Batty's like, no, I didn't say any crickets.

No, the funniest thing is people didn't know there's white jokes. Because I love gaming because you go into a party and the black jokes, you expect them, especially in a cod lobby. But nobody ever experienced white jokes before. They're not even jokes on a cod lobby. They were in the game chat and I guess he was trying to impress his friends. So he's firing them off and I'm not impressed. So I'm like, dang, let me introduce you to another style of comedy right here. And then next thing you know, I start cracking white jokes, and he got offended.

I was like, there's no way they're racist. You just taught me everything in the book, and now you didn't know these existed? My, you ain't never heard these in your life. I'm like, I want to hear some white jokes. The easiest ones When it's like A white kid gets mad He got angry at one point in the game I just feel like your whole household is going to die

Really soon, including Sparky Because when we get mad He said something like, black people get mad They go shoot up the gas station I'm like, yeah, y'all get mad, y'all shoot the whole household up The dog, the car, everything That's crazy. I think I called somebody his brunkle.

He didn't like that word. Brunkle? Brunkle. Brother-uncle? Yeah, that incest. That Jamie, we're only related by blood. There's white stereotypes. You realize that, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess he didn't know the people crack white jokes. I'm like, oh, well, you know. Y'all was on top for a minute with the black jokes. We let it go. Y'all started slipping, man. Apologizing and stuff.

Batty, bring back the black jokes. I respect an honest racist person. I like honest racist people. That's the campaign that's like, I'm honest and I'm racist. I hate you and I say it to your face. I can respect that. That's the campaign that's like, I'm honest and I'm racist. I hate you and I'll say it to your face. I can respect that. It's that person that act like they don't.

You pop in the corner, it's like, I support this message. Like that person peeking out the window calling the cops, it's a black dude barbecuing outside. Man, I think I smell some reefer. I've heard reefer. Then you get that stop resisting special. That's what we call it.

That's always a wrap.. That's always around. He's got a gun. Stop resisting. No boot stomp, bro. Motherfuckers already on the ground, hands cuffed. Stop resisting. These things are kicking him in the head. It's like, wow, they got us.

The cops pulling up. I'm already hitting myself in the head. I'm like, I got you, man. Get the handcuffs. Yeah, you yelling stop resisting. Get your black ass on the ground. You tap dance. I think the funniest thing to do is to get around white people that you know aren't racist

and crack black jokes as a black person because they get really uncomfortable. Oh, they do. And it's fucking hilarious. Because all the minorities, we're going to laugh and we're going to look at you just waiting because as long as you laugh, we're going to all change to, what you laughing at? You're so funny, man. this is literally how i treat patty you gotta tell me hey you're one of the good ones you're one of the there are very few things that you can be certain of in life but you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning you can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to

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Not once. I'll pocket dial them one time and apologize. It's an accident. Don't pull up, please. What do you think would be an inconvenience for him to dial for the police For him to call on I mean you can probably call him for just about anything

I mean just like I need to point something out real quick though You seem like they wouldn't like you I got a lot of tattoos They actually might not like you too much You definitely do not look like In fairness I ain't got a problem with cops Because I got 16 warnings That's not an exaggeration 16 warnings for speed i'm just likable i think that's what

it is when they pull you over what do you say the truth i'd be like man you know i was listening a little boost i was banging my back on the seat you know i had the windows down and i forgot my foot was on a gas pedal now i'm doing 80 in a 60 and they're like you know what slow it down and they give me a warning i'll drive off off and do 80 in a 60 again. I had my license suspended five times by the age of 19 because of speeding. They gave me the tickets. They threw the book. They took my license.

I think it was only one time I almost got shot by a cop. Yeah. What'd you do? So I was driving. You know, I told you I lived in Mississippi, but I went to college in Oklahoma. So I'm heading back home for Christmas. It's like four in the morning. And a guy got pulled over on the side.

But it's like into a turn. And so I'm coming around the turn. There's a truck on my left side. And you know you're supposed to move over so the cops pull over. Couldn't do it because the truck's right beside me. So I drive past him. The redneck cop hops in the car right up on me. And he comes up to the car yelling, da, da, da, da, da.

I'm like, I'm finna get shot? That's crazy. And luckily, a fucking Mexican spawned. And I was like, spawned at the house? The cop, the Mexican cop. Oh, it was a Mexican cop. I guess he left the other guy to come. Because I'm pretty sure you heard him.

I'm like, why? Did you not see the truck that flew past? He's speeding, mind you. I'm doing the speed limit. But I'm like, I couldn't turn unless I got in a rick. So I'm like, what did you expect? And he's going off. I'm like, why you got your gun out, bro? And he's just he's going off i'm like why you got your gun out bro and he's like stop reaching i'm like you just knocked all my shit over bro you asking for something you

like that now i'm like you know i'm hot-headed so i'm like i'm trying to remember my dad told me just make sure you go home but like part of me is like well i mean if i'm gonna get shot you better shoot me first and luckily the guy walks up and i'm like you know god you was looking because i'm not temper you could tell I was sitting there like this. I'm like, yep. I'm just pondering like, yeah, it's probably over with. It's like, it's probably over with. He's gonna shoot me in the face or the leg.

Where's. I was like, right now he got the advantage. He didn't even ask if I had a gun in the car. Then the second time I got pulled over like that, the guy was like, you got any guns, dead hookers? I was like, I mean, probably a couple of dead hookers in the back. But other than that, no, I'm good. But I had painted my car black and I forgot to plug my brake light back up.

Yeah. And he pulled me off. Other than that, my experience with cops were pretty cool. I just picture this like, don't shoot. Or if you shoot, just keep it in the top of the body. I need my legs for tap dancing. Go. It's like an interpretive dance to let them know how I feel about the situation.

Yeah, that's what would be the best. How does this make you feel? First off, start crump dancing. It's just so frustrating. When I get my ID, everything you're doing right now is bothering me. Is it because of my skin? Am I black? Am I black?

Or am I white? Psych bitch. I thought he was reaching. That's not that cam footage right there. I don't think there's anything worse than getting pulled over as a black man at night time and an all black car. I would agree with you. As a white man, I agree. That's probably really bad. You know how hard we are to see at night time? The cops walking up, he's like, this car seems to have been driving itself.

Oh, shit, there it is. There's a hoodie in the driver's seat and nobody in it. You scared me. How you doing? What? I'm just letting you know, I'm going to turn the light on

so you know my home is there. It's kind of dark in here. It wasn't no street lights. I don't even know if his lights on his car were bright enough. I'm like, yeah, this ain't the same. Dude, I do the same. I don't know. Best advice I always give people is I was never a police officer,

but my other police officer friends were like, yeah, when you just get pulled over, turn on the fucking overhead light. Just put your hands on the steering wheels, have the have the window down just have a smile on your face majority of the time way easier i've been pulled over with like a fucking armory in the back of my car before and after leaving a range day and when we leave range days it's not like a gun i do one even better they don't even make it to the car all the way. I roll the window down. I'm like this. Every time a cop, dap him up.

How you doing? You good? All right. Anything you want. I ain't reaching for nothing. You got it. Eli, what did you just do with your fucking hands?

This one? Yeah, but what is your fingers doing? Oh, he gang banging. No, that's his autism showing. He threw it up.

Eli puts his hands up and he's just like. I was thinking like if you're holding your ID and your insurance. I thought he was doing that great Saiyan man pose. Kink, kink. Actually, that brings,

you're an anime nerd. You animate video games. Did you start growing up? Did you have, he grew up poor as me. I think I got Xbox in high school. Like, we all shared, and we had, like, a Nintendo 64 and a PS1 that my dad had.

That's about the only thing we had, though. We had a game system, usually. You had a PS1, like, when you were five, right? I was probably younger than that, honestly. It was my dad's. But that's crazy. Like, you have to understand, like,station came out when i was in middle school y'all said how old y'all were i was dumb i'm like there's no i might i ought to gave you like a nice little 20 okay all right he's almost 40 i would have thought both

y'all were in y'all 20s i'm not joking that's just because this bright 30 we're idiots yeah bro like the nintendo i got a nintendo when it was new at five this is this gonna sound like an insult but you know white people kind of age like milk and you don't look aged at all hey that's a good thing i haven't turned i haven't spoiled yet poor jack mandeville i feel like minorities like yeah like this like we don't age immediately but when we do it's just like it hits you like a truck like you're old today bro sometimes like asian people they look young they're almost their entire life and then you know 90 96 they look like they're 4 000 years old k-pop star to shifu like yeah old japanese lady that has welded her entire life is what happens you're like you're just like

petite petite there's a cartoon for that little comic where yeah the petite beautiful beautiful beautiful 16 it's like what the hell happened where in one year did this suddenly she's gonna help me find the dragon balls like i get it she's she's a wizard at that point you're like what the fuck so how long you been doing a video so playstation what's your favorite game like what's your favorite game? Like what was your first system? And then what was like, oh, this is what I love to fucking do. I want to say I've owned every system that came out at some point in time, other than like the newer PlayStations. So like the Atari, Super Nintendo, all that.

I played all those. Dreamcast. My favorite game was Jak 2, Jak 3 on PlayStation 2. Oh, man. So off of that, that's always going to be my favorite system because I've played that game I don't know how many times and it's still better than anything else I played I guess they've made that game today out by a PlayStation first form game is 15 seconds to do now up degree 50 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jack game that they made daxter on like the psp it was like a solo game he was the psp what a

fucking weird system that shit was well i love the dreamcast is well i'm like this was amazing anything that's like violent if it's a violent video game i'm playing it i like violence and now you're going through the demon souls series or do you just start with demon souls 3 no dark souls dark souls experience is funny so this was years ago when the game, I think it originally came out. I downloaded it. Had no idea what I was getting myself into. Nobody told me nothing. I turned the game on.

I'm like, it starts off in the tutorial kind of. And it's like, okay, you're going to walk here. I'm learning the buttons. And you walk in. I see this guy with a sword in his stomach. I'm like, oh, that's a dope sword he got. I'm going to go take it. Pulled it out.

He stood up, 17 foot 20. And I was like, okay. that's a dope sword he got. I'm going to go take it. Pulled it out. He stood up, 17 foot 20. And I was like, okay. And I picked the assassin character. So I got this little paper plate shield and like a Peter Pan life. And he got a fucking Guan Yu sword. He got that reach advantage. He's stronger than me. So I fought him 40 times before I got him the half bar.

By this time, I'm like, oh, I got the game figured out. This is my experience with Dark Souls 3. I'm going to beat his ass now, bro. Half bar and a demon spawns out of his body. I about broke my Xbox. There's no way y'all thought that this was a good idea. I was already losing. And you're going to make him stronger?

142 fights later, I believe, I actually killed him. And I deleted the game. And that was the tutorial. Fast forward all the way back to like three days ago. I bought the game again. And I beat it. Fast forward all the way back to like three days ago. I bought the game again and I beat it, I think yesterday or the day before that. But I breezed through it though because I played Elden Ring.

My friend bought Elden Ring and I learned like the play style of the game. I'm like, now the game's easy. So I can play any Dark Souls game. It's easy. You own a Sakura. Sakura? Sakura, I played that and it's one more.

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Wulong is kind of like that, too. Sakura or whatever that one's at. Sekai, what is that? I think it's Sekiro. I might be saying it wrong myself. I think it's Sekiro. I might be saying it wrong myself. I think it's Sekiro, though. Yeah. That's like the feudal Japan style.

It's Demon's Souls, but you can't level up, which is you have to just get good and beat the boss. That was the biggest switch from it. It's like, oh, go just fight this way. Level up my shit. Come back and beat this boss when they're easier. So it was like like no yeah get good i feel like the tutorial didn't even prepare me for anything and then mind you i didn't even

realize it was a smaller boss before that fight over in the corner because i didn't walk over there and i'm like the pathway would sent me this direction never sent me to like the oh this is going to get you ready for what you have to experience no i went straight to the guy and got my ass beat like i think the only game that made me that mad was fighting in tekken 7 and you get to the end and you fight akuma and they don't tell you that you can't dodge his little super move no matter what your health bar looks like you're gonna die oh yeah and i fought him 46 times before i figured out you're supposed to jump i was like bro i will break my xbox right now i was like bro i was so angry he had no business on the game anyway because he got powers but i was like yeah he was actually broken character so tekken that was everyone started using akuma at the world

championships because he was so broken and then instant hell murder score score forward xl1 what it's a 15 hit combo you can't block it you can't block it you're gonna die he just rehearsed it though yeah i was he seen it. I play a lot of fighting games. Tech is my favorite fighting game. So I'm like, I am not a fighter. You know what my experience with fighting games is? Dead or Alive 4. That game was good.

Had a photo mode. You can bet your ass I had nothing but photos of Titty City. Oh, my God. Beach volleyball. Dead or Alive 4 beach volleyball. That was my fighting game experience. Oh, Steven Spielberg over here. Buys a fighting game to make movies. He's like, okay, yeah, there we go.

Yeah. Man, this fighting game is great. These jiggle mechanics are nice. It was nothing but goddamn jiggle physics. And you know what? I'm proud of it. Fuck it. I don't give a shit.

It was the first fighting game with fans. I'm ashamed. She was like, yeah, this is nice. You know they knew what they were doing when one of the spinoffs was uh dead or alive beach volleyball yeah yeah yeah strays gambling beach volleyball and trying to date the girls that might have been one of the first games i ever had to download i didn't buy it oh you were like i can't i was under 18 i go to the game like usually have to be driven

because to the mall or wherever you're buying a game of your parents with you Oh, yeah Games no mom. I'll just buy this Xbox game card for $100. Thanks Plug in that I got $100 credit on the Xbox store Would you get Kyle? I don't like when you call me Kyle. It sounds derogatory Bollyball this game has profanity. It just says dead or alive form. Prostitution. Murder.

War. I would have made up a story for my family. They're like, what are you doing? What is this game? Fighting? Volleyball simulator. With dudes. Their dad's like, with dudes.

With dudes. Let's go do some push-ups. After I play this game. I wasn't a fighting game guy. Fighting games get toxic once you get to the skill level that I'm at. Because it's pretty much who got their kit off first. Who got the juggle off first. Because you're dead.

That's a guarantee. We spent two hours a day just doing the same combo over and over again and you did the same thing who's gonna miss their block first and then at that point i'm like i don't want to play this shit anymore no it's a counter game and then you're playing the new like the dragon ball fighters it was really good that was a budokai no dragon ball fighters like the xenon oh no it's what the 2d yeah i i kid you not i tried to play that game but my friends they i mean i'm the best in all the fighting games but that was the only one i didn't play so i go in they're gonna teach me how to play the game usually what we do is we just beat you

to learn how to play it my friend picked uh i think he picked two versions of broly and ultra instinct goku oh dude yeah broly's fucking broke bro i haven't played the game since i was like i'm good i'm too far behind to try to catch up with everybody. That's what happened. It looked like a Naruto. You know when you play Ninja Storm, and you see that cutscene pop up, and you know you lost the fight? That's pretty much what happened.

The entire time, though, because all of them are- When the cutscenes pop up in a fighting game, you're like- Yeah. He's like, my sensei always told me I'd be the strongest. Yep. I'm dead. It's black and white. It's like, I'm a goddamn-

I'm a filler episode. Fuck. And that's every, dude, because all the supers on Dragon Ball Super or Dragon Ball Fighters go into cut scenes.

So it's like, Broly shows up, boom, you get hit and your character's just like, a new cut scene starts and you're like, no,

come in, come in, no. I'm like, bro, I might as well just spectate the match at this point. I was like, I don't think I pressed the button. I was like, yeah, I might as well just spectate the match at this point. I don't think I pressed the button.

I was like, yeah, I'm good on this game. I'm going to play it one day, though, and sneak in and be good. Yeah. Dude, that game's fucking brutal. Dude, fighting games, you played Elden Rings and then Morrowind and Stunnering. I think I tried. Morrowind is the Skyrim game. Yeah.

No. Oof. Bro. bro yeah so don't you dare cursed a cursed game cuz you know Skyrim was like my favorite game on Xbox Morrowind was Elder Scrolls 3 before Skyrim I expected it to be like Skyrim so I don't know the deluxe edition I was like I'm gonna have so much fun online is different than Morrowind. That shit's so ass. They're different games. It's the worst game I have ever played in my life. I'm so hurt right now.

No, because let me tell you something. You got to understand. I went from Skyrim with the expectation of thinking that this was going to be an online version of Skyrim. And then- It's very different. Mind you, I was an archer. Of course you were stealth archer yeah stealth archer fucking was stealth archer yeah we all had that oh god yeah everybody was get into eso there's no ragdoll

mechanics so like shooting somebody from across the map not funny anymore and then on top of that the arrow you don't even like shoot the arrow anymore it just kind of just drops off with that weak animation and then there's like that you know know, like me when I was on stage. This is the bear dying. I'm like, what the fuck is this? I'm like level six. I've never played the game again.

Every day, I just, I think about playing it because I spent $100 on it, but I just know, like, I'm never going to, I'm never going to give that game

a shot again. I went in there and like hit some little, the little spider, robot spiders. Just wasn't doing it for me. I deleted it again. Dwemer.

Armadones. I've never played that one. See, I never played Elder Scrolls Online. You saved yourself some time. I feel like it wouldn't be bad if you didn't have that expectation that I had. So, I'm a big Elder Scrolls fan. I have Aldo and the role leader tattooed on my arm. So, I played the fuck out of Elder Scrolls

Online when it first dropped before the Morrowind expansion. The actual Morrowind game was Elder Scrolls Online when it first dropped before the Morrowind expansion. So it's just an expansion. The actual Morrowind game was Elder Scrolls 3, which is a separate game series. Very passionate. So what's the actual name of like the – is it Elder Scrolls? It's just Elder Scrolls Online. So Skyrim is its own –

So Elder Scrolls is the main series. Yeah. And then you have Elder Scrolls – or Elder Scrolls is the main. Then you have Morrowind, Skyrim. Well, first you have Daggerfall. You have Arena. You have Morrowind. Elder Scrolls, or Elder Scrolls is the main, then you have Morrowind, Skyrim. Well, first you have Daggerfall, you have Arena, you have Elder Scrolls 3, Morrowind, Elder Scrolls 4, Oblivion, Elder Scrolls 5, Skyrim. And then Elder Scrolls Online ESO is its own separate,

through ZeniMax Online Studios, its own separate fucking game. And unfortunately, we just found out over the last month through this Xbox trial thing with them trying to buy activision blizzard they announced that elder trail 6 was probably five years away still after they dropped the trailer in 2017 well i mean in fairness you know gta 5 came out when i was in high school um i've gotten two degrees since then. I have like six All-American medals. I won the Kansas Relays. I was on ESPN.

I'm fast as hell. I've like, my whole life changed. So has he. GTA 6 still ain't came out yet. Batting and sprint. I almost died. You know how messed up it would be to die and GTA 6 didn't come out? Wait.

Why'd you almost die? I've almost died a bunch of times.'ve like a whole lot of times i've almost died i just don't die though i'm kind of like that guy in uh the walking dead you know morgan that's me i just got your boy i just got plot armor i don't know i've been in some unfortunate situations i got plot armor or a plot armor shirt's a really good one that's a good one that's good ass merch plot armor or a plot armor shirts a really good one. That's a good one. That's good as merch Flat armors is very you know, it's like Batman. It's just plot on her. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I do I hate Batman. That's why I hate the Batman joke. Why do you hate Batman? Just a white dude with money I mean, what kind of power is that? All right logic logically speaking is fake, but you know logically speaking

What kind of power is that Elon Musk has something like what power? Well, you got got somebody like Superman, logically speaking, there's no logical reason why he'd ever win in that fight. Well, that's why I love the Pete Holmes videos. You watch his version of Batman, Pete Holmes? You've never seen the Pete Holmes version of Batman? I feel like I need to watch it now. Holy shit.

That's when it's like Superman comes down and he's like, Hey, what's up, Superman? It's like, I'm here to ask you to be on my team. Why? You're fucking stupid. Are you dumb? I'm just rich. That's it.

You can break people in half. It's like, I need your help, Bruce Wayne. Why? Bane broke my back and paralyzed me you could cut him in fucking half with your eyes your white bread you boring ass here I'm like I'm never gonna kill anybody because Batman also doesn't kill anyone which causes more problems I hate Superman just as much as I hate Batman so you know you know, it's a good balance. But what about One Punch Man?

I like Saitama. Because he's like, Saitama's pretty much Superman, but like it's obvious that he's just busted for no reason. Like, there's no fun if you can't lose.

So it's like, you know, Superman, he pulls like the Zack Snyder's movie. Yeah. When they're all getting their ass beat and then he just shows up and I'm like,

something tells me this fight is over. No point was he ever struggling I don't think his suit got a rip in Or nothing His breath didn't get hot It's just He wasn't breathing heavy

Nothing Bro just came in there And folded everybody I'm like alright well I mean Aquaman And then Aquaman He gets disrespected Every time he gets put like

In movie form Cause to be fair It's just a fish dude Yeah like what is his His power never gets showcased He just got a stick Like he out there fighting With a trident That's it and he get beat up like every scene with him getting knocked off the screen i'm like damn bro he got paid though he got paid he calls

fish yeah when you think about it's like that family guy one that's really bad when it's that guy's beating up that girl on the beach and she's like aquaman help me he's like i can't it's on the beach get what's the time races i can come and help you what was the boys version of aquaman what was his fucking name the deep the deep and that motherfucker just fucking a dolphin or some shit when they're transporting it dude have you watched uh the boys no bro oh my god you have not seen the boys you need to watch the boys you are going to love the boys imagine superheroes but how they'd actually be when you have that social media fame money and you start with that as a kid how many fucked up superheroes would you have i don't know if i was a superhero it a wrap. Well, that's this entire show.

I feel like Deadpool is like the best case scenario. The closest you're going to get for me. The serious in that voice. I'm like, there's not, somebody's going to get thrashed.

But I'm like, they were bad though. You got to remember that. They were bad. They're going to get fucked up terribly. I'm so excited for the new Deadpool. You've been seeing the leaks

coming out with it Oh my god Wolverine they if they ever in their life Let me talk to him and he make a sidekick in his movie that movies mom It's gonna do you're the psychic if I was his sidekick in a movie. I thought that should be hilarious What oh my god, this is the perfect transition into The superhero powers we haven't done. Oh Holy shit. We haven't done the offenders in a while

The vendors it's our superhero. We have done the offenders in a while the offenders it's our superhero we have we have a group and like there's the avengers uh whatever we have the offenders um and every one of us has a superpower like uh eli has super speed um i have super strength you'll love cody's power the immediate, I just noticed something crazy. We do, so we offset when you have these with very negative things. So, like, Cody, his was. He can fly. He can fly.

But in order to fly, he has to yell just racial slurs. So to help people. So he just stays away from any bad air. side of san antonio he's like nah i can't help you guys there's a building on fire he breathes a ladder he puts it so can't you fly close your ears sweet so eli's power obviously he's super fast fastest man on the planet he has explosive diarrhea the entire time he's sprinting that speed everywhere plus i have a five second cool down so i'd like show up and i can't help immediately or maybe it was like five minutes so i'm like just hold on baddie just comes when he uses any application

of strength any application of strength real awkward he's to spend a lot of time in prison. I'm just not going to help anybody. I'm not going to help anybody. He saved my life, but I think I got assaulted. I think that's a sexual assault. So you have to think of your superpower. And then we will find an answer. I already know. Mine is shapeshifting.

That's the greatest superpower. I just know the outcome, the opposite was going to be horrible though. Oh man, actually. I'll be stuck in human form. I can tell. It's going to be terrible. Oh dang. Okay, okay, okay.

You can shapeshift, but you don't always get to choose what you shapeshift into. That's unfortunate. That's actually pretty hilarious. You're like, yeah, I'm going to turn into a bird. Or something. Like, you can give, like, an idea.

Like, I'm going to turn into something that can fly. And then you're a fucking mosquito. And you're like. I imagine, like, somebody's about to get mauled by a lion in a zoo. They fell in a cage. And you turn into a fucking lion. I'm going to turn into a lion and match the energy. And I turn into a turtle.

We're both fucked. We're going to die today. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. You're like, ladies and gentlemen, stand back. I will save him. You jump into that cage and you just turn into a turtle. No.

No. I've walked like this for 10 minutes. A turtle. Yeah. In just 10 minutes, he's laying eggs. Now he's getting picked up by a seagull. Can't do anything. I'm so sorry.

10 minutes. It's a cool down period. I just stay like this. It's that or, I mean, that's probably the best one. That's a really good one. You just have no control. Yeah. I like the idea that it's something in the same species,

big genus, or something in the same type. You want to turn something that can swim. There's a lot of shit that can swim. A lot of flippers out there. Turn into a puppy. And you're getting chased by a shark. I'm like, yeah, this is going to work out great for me. Doggy paddle.

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I just think about the possibilities with shape shifts. During sex, the person you're having sex with shapeshifts, and you have no control of what they turn into. Yeah, I'd probably change my power after something's the reaction we want so this is a dope ass power the second the penis enters it hippopotamus it's so unfortunate that would be the worst that's terrible the hottest people you're just like the the love of my life. And the second you put your penis in there.

Andre the Giant's there. Yeah. Can you imagine a funeral? How did he die? Well, you see. He said he wanted me to talk good about him. I think we should go to the next part of the funeral service. Yeah.

I'm going to be on a list somewhere after that. God damn. One of the worst humans that was ever on the planet. He got caught fucking a hippo. That poor hippo turned into a woman after they were done. You know how bad? He was down bad. Oh my God.

The other hippos just crushing you. It's like what did Moto Moto say? I like them big. I like them chunky. That's horrible. I'd probably, I don't even know what power I'd pick after that.'m chunky. That's horrible. I'd probably, I don't even know what power I'd pick after that.

I'd probably pick something lame. Like the guy that rides the bike in, oh, fucking, Kamen Rider? Yeah, the guy.

Merman Rider, right? Kamen Rider? Merman, Merman, Merman? Merman? Somehow he ain't died yet.

Dude, I do one of the best when he fights Sea King, though, and he just gets his fucking ass beat. Justice, you tycoon! And his leg is just getting fucking slammed. I want to say it's the Merman Rider. Is this One Punch Man? Yeah, One Punch Man, Merman Rider.

Merman Rider? So Common Rider is a different thing. Yeah, I was like... Moomin Rider is a play on Common Rider, which is the original shitty superhero. He's a knockoff of Kamen Rider. Wait, there's an actual. Yeah. What Kamen Rider?

What's Kamen Rider from? This guy. It's just another. I recognize that. Yeah. That looks like one of that old. The V-Man. Oh, fuck.

It's like Ultraman. That looks like an Ultraman character. I might be too young. fuck. It's like Ultraman. That looked like an Ultraman character. I might be too young. I don't know who Ultraman is. That Ultraman. It was an old school fucking Japanese live action show. And he was the main protagonist. He was a common writer.

I feel like if they ever make a Static Shock movie, I should be the main character. 1971 television series. Oh, yes. I don't think my parents were alive then. Damn. Eli was. Dude, Kamen Rider? That is...

I'm still surprised. I am fucking amazed you've never watched The Boys. Yeah, The Boys is real good. I only watch TV when I eat. And my girlfriend thinks it's stupid it's so i'm like i could be watching the show the last bite that i take i'm turning it off wherever it's at that's really funny you say that because i am the same way when i am eating i want to be watching a show or something and taste i was like why why are you do that why don't you like i'm like what

do you mean that's just like that's how i was that's how i was like raised like when you're when we're all eating together we're usually watching something yeah and now i i still i still do that i'll i sit down and eat pull my phone open up youtube or some shit or i'll flip on anime a movie it's weird to me because i cannot imagine just sitting there and nothing and eating i'd be like hi just hearing the fucking fork and spoon on your plate poor people talk that's what that's what this is that was our time to to just shut up and enjoy something i was happy then hey i'm living the dream but man what um wolverine deadpool oh yeah but still the boys he hasn't seen that just uh we'll give a quick synopsis imagine it's just everyone like superheroes are fucked up they do drugs they're awful people and because the power went to their head and

they're worshiped like gods and then you have humans that can't fucking do anything to stop them so this is kind of like i don't know the name of the show it's by there's some shot there's some show i see like clips of where the god is technically superman is like a bad guy yeah that uh what's the omni man um no no it's it's like a it's actual people yeah that's uh that's technically Superman is like a bad guy. Yeah. What's the Omni-Man? No, no, no. It's actual people. Yeah, that's Homelander. Oh, yeah.

Homelander. Yeah, that's the boys. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the boys. I've seen clips of that. I've never actually watched it, but I've seen the clips, and that shit is fucking hilarious. It's wild.

Very good. What's the cartoon one with Omni-Man? Invincible. Invincible, yeah. I saw him murder his son, and I was like, this is different. So Invincible is like a cartoon version of The Boys. Yeah. It's just as bloody.

That was different. I was like, okay. Yeah, if you like violence, you will love The Boys, because it is fucking fine. Like, everything. You're like, oh, dicks. Yeah, what's wrong with the person that wrote this? You going through something? Dude, the dicks. Oh, man. Yeah, we won't even fucking. The dicks. What's wrong with the person that wrote this? You going through something? Dude, the dicks.

Oh, man. Yeah, we won't even fucking. Why do you keep talking about the dicks? Yeah, the dicks. Fatty, season three. I know, but there's so much more than that one scene in the dicks. But that scene was brutal to watch. That was one of the few scenes I was like, oh, my.

Okay. It's like the red wedding. Somebody lost a penis? Loss is an understatement. Yeah. Dang. You feel it. When that happens, you stop for a minute.

You're just like, oh. The CGI was so good during this. The one time you wish the graphics were bad. It's like, I'm traumatized. Oh, that was like one of the few times where I was like. I knew you were peeking though. I didn't know what to do. I was just like, oh my God, what the fuck is going on?

I imagine what VR would be like if the graphics were really good. Because that was this horror game I seen on Twitter. It's not out yet, I don't believe. But when I first started watching it, I thought that it was like actual footage. She was in the woods and a floating chick, the chick came out. And that little girl running on the fucking fence. I broke everything in my house.

What's the game called? I have no idea. I didn't even want to find out because I wasn't going to play it. It's the same tech that's using that first person shooter. Uncaptured, uncut. Yeah, that weird photorealistic. Bro, that photorealism shit,

I know what you're talking about. Because I'm like, just now, the games I have that are horror games, the graphics aren't bad enough to be scary, but the sound effects

are really good. You put the sound effects with those graphics, I'd have ran into a wall in real life. Because if it really gets you, you'll really forget that you're in the Oculus

for a second. It's like, I gotta get out of here. This is terrible. When I seen her start flying in the air, I couldn't imagine that being attached to my face.

Well, have you played any horror games in VR? I've played Cosmo Dread so there. I couldn't imagine like that being attached to my face. Well, have you played any horror games in VR? I've played Cosmo Dread so far. I'm actually making a video and I haven't put it out yet, but it's probably gonna be one of the funniest videos that I've put out so far. It is funny. Cause like it starts off with me pretty much talking about

how like this is white people shit. Like I would never be doing this. I'd never be doing this. So that's what makes it funny. But as I'm playing it, I'm realizing like the graphics ain't that good but the sound effects like kind of make you paranoid you start sucking you can start getting bro when you hear stuff like crawling above you but you turn and nothing's there and then when you don't think anything is there like i've noticed one part where the room is black the whole ship is dark

all you have is a flashlight on your wrist and i'm pointing the flashlight and the the guy is like at the end of the hallway. It flickers. Comes back on. He's right in front of me. I was like, bro, my heart just stopped. And these graphics are horrible. So I'm like, bro, this was realistic.

I might have shit myself just then. That was fucking terrible. What a lot of these horror games are doing now is that they've found ambient sounds, like tones that will just constantly hum like... Because there's some frequencies that fuck with you more than... Yes, so they'll have these tones running throughout a scene. They'll slowly build up to a point where you don't really notice it's there, but it's still giving you that emotional, that visceral reaction.

And then they'll drop in some horror, like there's a guy at the end of the hall, light flickers, and he's in your face. But the entire time you've been put on edge, you've been made to be in like almost a distressed state. Shit's fucked up, man. I love it. You're in hyper-vigilant mode. And that's very stressful on the human body.

So when you're in there, there's that one game. VR, if you've played, did you ever play PT? Hideo Kojima's, it was like the silent hill it was ain't nobody played pt it was like eight people that played pt eli it's fucking terrifying one of the scariest games for the ps4 came out in 1984 1984 on the ps4 1980 no we're joking so it came out like 2014 to 16, and Hideo Kojima, the guy that made Metal Gear, created it. It was Silent Hill, Respawn of Silent Hill.

Terrifying. Then they made a VR version of said game, and it, even if you played the regular game, the second you put that VR, because it uses the photo realism like the Woods game. Yeah. So you're just walking through this never-ending thing. But you start looking you hear all the sound you're like oh fuck i'm like i'm gonna turn this off i've been reminding myself like when i'm playing my game sometime like i paid for this i paid for this i gotta experience it but i'm like this this might have been a bad idea like

i feel like once i take it off and i'm sitting in a room because i'm like the room's usually empty i just start hearing shit i'm like somebody downstairs i think somebody's in here right now you start clearing the house you're like that's been a lot of things a lot of streamers have been having uh uh with alerts there's new sound alerts basically that sound like they're they're directional yeah so it sounds like knock knock knock and then people do the amount of people i've seen like rip headsets off to do this shit when it was just an alert in their headset this is terrible dude that's a diablo uh when you're in the alchemist they have those like my headphones for whatever reason i was like on there no one was home sad was gone so i'm on the computer we're playing diablo i've never been my first time

being at the alchemist so i just run in doing that and i'm sitting there talking to chat and it's like that ting ting ting, ting, like someone working on. It sounds like fucking dishes. And it's my room that goes down, my doorway that goes down into my kitchen. And it sounded like someone was messing with plates downstairs. I was like, chat just see me do this. Grab gun. And I start walking downstairs.

I was like looking around. i was like what the fuck i go back upstairs i was like sorry guys i swore i just heard fucking someone playing plates i put it on and it was like tink tink tink i was like tink tink i was like mother holy shit that just gave me this oh because it was perfectly placed with that fucking like that spatial sound really fucks with you like yeah that happened to me once when i was streaming but uh it wasn't the game it was it was actually the cops i was i was playing i'm streaming and i'm like you know i just like i feel like i hear cop like i feel like i hear cop horns right now and he's like no no i think you're tripping but

eventually i'm like no like i definitely hear him and now i look to my window and i just see the lights flashing on the wall i'm like oh shit so i grab my gun because i'm like i don't think you tripping. But eventually I'm like, nah, like I definitely hear him. And now I look to my window and I just see the lights flashing on the wall. I'm like, oh shit. So I grabbed my gun because I'm like, I don't know what's going on. And I walked to my backyard. I see three people back. There's three cops in my backyard with flashlights, but they weren't looking for me. They were looking for my neighbor.

And I'm like, yeah, I don't think it was a good idea. Like maybe knock on the door or something. Let me know. Cause I could have shot the shit out of one of y'all. Now I'm finna get aired out. So they looked for him for like two hours. hours and turns out he was hiding in the dumpster beside the house the whole time they were like just about to leave I hear me like all right you know I guess he got away and then they the dog like barks at

the trash can and he's oh wow don't get out of there and I see his head pop out on my what y'all didn't check the one spot right that's the only place he could have it oh but that's. They had the whole neighborhood blocked off. Oh, my God. That is ridiculous. Just hiding in the grave. A little crackhead just pops his head out. Pop his head out the trash can.

That is ridiculous. Well, I haven't been anywhere. I ain't hiding. I live here. This is my home. What excuse or lie is he going to come up with to justify him being in a trash can? I see the lights. I'm like, man, what did I do?

I don't think I did anything. I've been at home at home oh okay they want to look i haven't left the house in a month i wonder if that one game uh i don't know if either of you seen it did you see the game that was it was a horror game being developed it wasn't for vr yet it was how you choose paths and then the game learned your fears based off of what hallways you would take. What? It was really fucking genius. No, I ain't never heard of that. I don't want to hear that. You would walk up to a room, and there would be two hallways to go down,

three hallways, and one would have spider webs, one would have dark, one would have that. So then it would be like, oh, homeboy's afraid of the dark because he didn't do this, not afraid of this. So then it would start incorporating that for later to fuck with you in the game. It was really good. I don't feel like that really would get me that bad. In VR, probably.

There's only two things I'm actually scared of to present day. I'm scared of being paralyzed. That's number one. And two is ghosts. And in a video game, if it's a ghost, I don't know what you're going to see. I can't see it. It's the thought of in real life, it's there and I can't do anything to defend myself. So think, you walk up to a hallway,

there's like a hallway that has like flickering lights and then like a spider web hallway. And you're like, oh, I'm going to do this one. And you see it flicker, flicker. And then a ghost or an apparition appears and disappears. You're like, well, fuck that hallway. I'm going to do the spider ones. Now it knows it's like, oh, Homeboy doesn't like this or this.

Yeah, so then what it did is it would place it on how you would turn around. So I remember one, you walked up to this edge. It was a hallway, but there was an edge. So the guy's like, oh, he turns around, and then his fear was right behind him. And then he'd shoot himself. Yeah, he jumped backwards into the hole. He's like, fuck! And his character went backwards, fell in the hole.

Dad came over, started killing him. Yeah. It's a really good basis of, Oh, man. VR's getting wild. I love it so much. I just fucking,

I am excited for more, more like, I don't know, man. I'm still like banking that I don't die before we get like the first real VR MMO. Yeah.

I just want, I like playing like the shooter games because you get to see who's, like, never, like, kind of shot a gun in real life. Oh, yeah.

Because they have the... I'm like, you're the guy that'd be sweating and sliding across the floor on the Xbox, man. You get in VR and you can't shoot anything. This is fucking horrible.

Not that, like, they're that similar, but I'm like, it's... But you can see, like, the difference in... Yeah, the VR and... Yeah, VR, you gotta be able to at least, you know,

know a little bit about guns. Fucking, you gotta you gotta be able to at least know a little bit about guns you gotta drop a mag especially like I know guys they don't even know how to load the gun I'm like

you're finna get fucked up but like me I grew up in the country so I've been shooting guns my whole life I go in there

I'm a fucking guy I'm doing everybody dirty I don't want the last time I played I'm playing

with these guys they're all former military cops and they're giving out call outs and stuff

I'm not military or cops so I don't know anything they're talking about so they're like setting a strategy and the game starts you got to kill the vip i'll lift everybody and went and killed them and then the game we go back in the lobby who killed him i said i ain't gonna lie i didn't know none of that shit man i just shot him bust out laughing i was like yeah this is what i knew how to do i know how to shoot i he was over there. I got him.

I'm like, oh, okay. Okay, team, you ready? Everyone got their positions. Stack on me. Stack on me. Stack on me. Where the fuck is Freddo at? Where's our boy?

Where's the new guy? Where's our boy? Bang, bang, bang, bang. Mission accomplished. You walking down the door. He's dead. Here's his head. Like that Key and Peele skit.

I miss Key and Peele. That was was a great show dude that when did they end they still do some skits together i don't know i seem like on youtube like they post the old clips over and over that's the thing like that was the thing they were in their their show came out at the time when like tv shows were going to web shows so a a lot of their stuff was on some weird web service the entire time. And then reruns would maybe hit Comedy Central or something like that. And then Peele took off as the director, right? I still can't tell which one is which. I just know

when I see them, this is that one. See? Not racist. You say it. Very racist. Let's say all black people look alike. Come on. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals.

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It was like, oh, you know, y'all all got that. If I got locks, you look I got locks You look like Future You look like Young Thug I'm like now you notice how neither one of those people look alike But I somehow look like both of them Just say I'm black and get it over with I don't know who any of those people are Somebody told me I look like Bob Marley

Really? You see me right now I don't know what Bob Marley looks like You don't know Bob Marley Really? You see me right now I don't know what Bob Marley looks like You don't know Bob Marley? I know I know who he is I know he's got He had dreadlocks

I don't know Dude yeah actually If you asked me Like draw a picture of If you said draw a picture Of Bob Marley It'd probably be The cinnamon twist dude

From the Apple Podcast Holy shit I know that guy I know that guy They I know that guy! They said I look like him, too. I was like, I can kind of see that, though. So, you know, I gave them that. But, yeah, it was like, they got locks.

You look like him. I'm like, okay, I get the blueprint now. It could be a white dude with locks. They'd be like, you look just like him. Okay, I got you. Tarzan. Look, this is going to sound crazy. Just because you have locks, you look like Tarzan.

I really believe the only reason Tarzan wasn't black is because he would have got canceled. Oh. I would have played the fuck out that role, though. Black people would be embarrassed to see me on monkey bars. I'm telling you. I'm nice. I'm nice, son. I'm nice, bro.

I'll be skipping them shits. Come for me. Don't put me in this segment. This is your reel you send to try out for the role?'t put me in this segment. This is your trial. This is your real. You send a trial for the role. I can't deny it. I got it down pat.

I'm like, I'm built like my narrative thing, bro. Check me out. I don't even need like a stuntman. And I was like, you know what? I just I can hear it now. Racist is going to go watch it, though. You think we're going to do numbers.

I'm like, well, they're going to be in there cracking all the jokes and I'll be getting paid. So I don't care. I'm fine with it. Let's see a black dude act like a monkey oh yeah i'm gonna see that i just pictured the producers you trying out for the role and you send that in and all la is just like okay let's see what we have here play

oh my god i don't know how this is gonna go over now if they don't pick you as a racist i feel like it would be historically well i mean based off the story i guess it does make sense but you know i feel like i play the fuck out there not too many characters i feel like should have got race swap and he was he's gonna well i don't feel like you should i feel like it worked though that's one disney you know that that conversation came up once or twice and they're like tarzan but black and then the that the woke person with the pink hair that was probably a racist a couple people were like that's just afraid to get canceled they're like i just don't think it's a good nah it's because i'm black ain't it yeah let me be offended you don't worry about i'm not offended i don't care they were like me be offended you know I'm not okay now

now granted if you play the monkey too good though black people not gonna be too happy unnecessary monkey stuff I hate Tarzan okay okay walk around doing this he never did that was you you make it it was giving my own flair to it that's the one thing about being black if you do anything everybody is responsible for what you did like if a dude i kid you not if a dude go shoot something up today they can like yeah you know that 13 man that's i'm in front of reading racist comments that shit is hilarious to me everybody else like most black people might not think this shit funny but i like to go read them

it's funny it's so fucking funny bro i was like seeing a video just uh these some black people they had went and robbed a grocery store it was like three of them the whole comment section yeah 13 of the population this don't seem any different i'm like why is this like why do y'all always do this and it'd be funny because i'm like y'all say the same shit but i'm like what's the percentage of black people to actually commit crimes in comparison you actually know what it is no idea it's minuscule like like i think above like 80 percent of black people never committed any kind of kind of crime at all but if those that that one percent like the small percentage if they do anything wrong black people all y'all criminals y'all y'all hooligans and so so then so then what black people do is don't cut to me during that part.

Don't cut to me during that part. This part's going to be for you because if we see a video of a white kid stealing and you read the comment session it's going to be a bunch of black people talking about lock the criminal up. This don't seem any different. There it is. It's just funny though.

I don't think anybody actually cares. It's hilarious. It's weird because like Mexican, I don't I guess I there it is. It's just funny though. I don't think anybody actually cares about it. It's hilarious. It's weird because like Mexican, I don't, I guess I just don't look into my people saying like it's immigrants or anything like that.

I'm like, man, whatever. I don't fucking care. My people are dope and my people are brown. Whatever. They cool.

They cool. Like everyone's just fucking cool. That's how I view it. Period. That's all it is, man. Cool people, cool people. I like you're all cool people. I just try not to be

a piece of shit. That's how I live. I do most of're all cool people i just try not to be a piece of shit that's how i do most of the time you know sometimes i feel like being a piece of shit is required so i agree with you there sometimes you need to be a piece of shit because somebody else is being a bigger piece of shit yeah i do it to like teach people that they're not better at like me personally i feel like my audience sees me as a very positive and uplifting kind of guy and they're gonna watch this and say okay, maybe he wasn't joking when he said that he kind of... I tell them all the time, like, I ain't shit. I'm a great guy. Don't get me wrong.

But I grew into a great guy. You know, it took some effort. But I'm like, yeah, fucking up. I'm great at doing that. So, like, if you think that you bad, I'm just choosing to be nice. I can beat you. And I feel like it's a contest at that point. I'm going to show you what it's like to really be a piece of shit.

If we're both going to be pieces of shit, I will be the bigger one. I will be the bigger one. And then you're going to be a good guy after that, and I'm going to be a good guy, and we're going to both look great. We'll go bowling, right? It's positive. Yeah, as you said. Yeah, we're going to go bowling after.

It's like, yeah, I want you to be better. I can't get through to you being nice, so I'm going to be an asshole with the way you speak. And then they use it like, you know what? Maybe I should turn a new leaf. Well, I like how you do your comedy because I think you could be wrong, but you do believe anything can be funny. Absolutely.

Everything can be comedy. Don't get offended by it. Like I said, you know, you grew up poor, so you understand. When you, like, grew up in that kind of area that I did, you kind of got to have – it's like a skill to look at the bright side of things. Yeah, absolutely. You got to find the positive in any shitty scenario yeah every single i remember my mom she got diagnosed with cancer and you know everybody in the room was crying except me i was like traumatized at the

time so like i just i always look like i ain't give a fuck about nothing that's the term i know like i think back on it sometimes like i know it probably seemed terrible because everybody in the room was crying i'm just sitting there like but i'm like i care though but anyway the doctor comes in and and you know everybody's all sad and emotional and she goes well you know at least i got a reason to wear my wigs now and everybody bust out laughing i'm like every time something bad happens i just joke about it that's how i cope so when i see videos humor is without one of the best coping mechanisms 100 now so i'm like if i can find something like to make people laugh at in this situation i feel like it'll turn into a positive. Because I feel like a laugh is the only thing that really benefits you.

I can say I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. But it don't really do anything for you. But I can make you laugh. Even for a second, you want to escape from whatever it is you're dealing with. Yeah, absolutely. That's why I try to change it. You're changing those negative things, the sayings, whatever it is,

like that event or what happened on the video or whatever into a positive thing by making fun of it, making light of a situation instead of... It's not the person. It's the... You know what I'm saying? I remember when I first started, somebody asked me this for a Q&A. They were like, do you feel like you've changed since you started?

I come from a roast culture. So I like to laugh as long as we're laughing together. But if you're not signing up for it, I'm not going to roast you. No. And so it's i don't i like to laugh as long as we laughing together but yes you're not signing up for it i'm not gonna roast you no and so it's like this would be i can find a video where like it was easy to crack this joke i had the joke but i'm not trying to laugh at them like i want them to see the video and laugh too so they're not gonna laugh like i've never had to remove a video but if somebody reached out to me i was like you know i didn't like that i'm taking it down like it's not i understand like it's you know if you feel some kind of way about it the person themself that is now if somebody on the internet got mad on their behalf which that happens

sometimes sometimes you oh people constantly uh granted i don't look because i don't care but like if you aren't the person i'm talking about and you say well you can't crack that joke they laugh they thought it was hilarious fuck you i'm like go tell them about it then i don't care because i'm like you know but i feel like it's pretty rare for me to get like hate other than you know it's like the typical racist person that'll come in from time to time but aside from that i even i've had a racist guy dm me and say you know i don't really like you blacks but uh you're all right i was like i feel like you could have left the other part out but like that first half that was right let's just try the second half of that. Where the comma was.

Maybe you don't hate black people. Maybe you're just a little ignorant. Just start at the comma. I like you. Thank you. See, one's a compliment, but then you're dealing with it. If you don't acknowledge that they said it, then they're like, fuck you, y'all are the same.

Except the compliment, if you got to talk about everybody else like you know i mean like okay just leave a positive message no offense but oh god yeah that that whole thing it's like ah yeah i'm like that's usually followed with like the most offensive thing absolutely every single time it's like no offense is taken you can't just say that so you can say some horrendous shit After I don't want to sound racist But I got a problem where I just like speak

Before I think about it And so when it come out fucked up I'm just like you know after I thought about it Probably shouldn't have said that My bad that's all you're going to get out of me Like I ain't going to make an apology video Because I have a firm belief that if I said something It's cuz I meant it you when I said it so granted if I change my viewpoint on what I said afterwards I'll just change the behavior

I'll carry myself different and then you'll see that but me saying sorry It ain't gonna be genuine cuz I said it like if I called you a bucket-head hoe shit you a bucket-head hoe Wait what is that bucket? A bucket-head hoe. A bucket-head hoe? Like the one you make sand castles with. A bucket- head hoe. A bucket head hoe? A bucket, like the one you make sandcastles with. A bucket head hoe. A bucket head hoe. I've never... In Mississippi, you hear stuff like that all the time.

We just blame people. You can look at a household object and tell somebody they look like him. We're going to start laughing. Like, just random stuff. And you think about it sometimes when you look at a person. You be like, I see exactly what you're talking about. Your head do look like a bucket bucket and I was like hey now that's the new insult so like if you come up with a joke that nobody's ever

heard before it don't even have to be funny it's the fact that it's like absurd they're gonna laugh yeah every single absolutely that's what I do I just say stuff that you've never heard and he's like how do you even think of that I don't I just say shit and it's that's love your comment. Like scrolling through, it's just video, and then what joke are you going to land with or what commentary are you just going to have in that like 10-second window and how hard it's going to hit. It's like my favorite thing.

Sometimes it's lighthearted. Sometimes I'll crack a dark joke and nobody expects it. You don't usually take that route. I'll do it. Today is the day we're going on the dark let y'all remind I don't have any any boundaries here that's kind of nobody safe I got one story that's reason why I don't like discriminate when it comes to jokes you probably seen a video my friend Josh that down syndrome Oh which way do you

do the one that he okay I'll tell the story so yeah please out for the first part you need to know is that Josh okay i'll tell the story so yeah please the first part you need to know is that josh is the reason why i crack jokes with everybody because um he was he had down syndrome and you know that class you go into like between the days kind of like a little break they used to let him come in there and hang with us and so um i crack jokes with everybody in class but i never joke about him he got mad one day and he was like upset because he was like you know you laugh and joke with everybody else why not me and i never looked at it like that like i'm leaving you out so excluding i started joking with him like everybody else.

So fast forward, like, towards the end of my senior year, I go to the bathroom one day in between class. And Josh is in the bathroom beating his meat at the urinal. So I'm like, shit. I kind of don't even want to use the bathroom no more. Because, like, it's only three urinals. He in the middle and there's two more And I'm like

He done already broke the code He's supposed to go all the way to the left side All the way to the right He broke the code when he started jerking off Nah this is when he really broke the code He said hey Freddo help me zip my pants up But the worst part about it is He didn't stop beating his meat

So he's still going at it, bro. Beating a centimeter Peter right there. So I'm like, shit. I know Josh, though. I'm like, Josh, he know how to zip his pants up. He's not. So I walk out, and I'm like, I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life. I don't even got to pee no more.

And then the principal walks by. He's like, Freddo, you lost your dog. What happened? And I was like, Freddo, you lost your dog. What happened? I was like, Josh was... As I'm speaking to him, Josh walks out the bathroom still beating his meat. He was like, Josh, zipper pants. Bro! If I would have helped you, what was this?

I could have got sprayed, bro. I didn't even know where he was at in the process. I could have been trying to be a good Samaritan, bro, and then got sprayed. I had to live that for us my life that's crazy that's the one you break like what were you thinking Josh Josh why you do that Josh I ain't talked to Josh since then I don't think that's the best about it Josh might not remember that. I'll remember it.

That's one thing you never forget. You can't forget that right there, bro. Yeah, that's an image. That's how you finish high school. You're like, there we go. This pretty much describes high school. And then you have my girl that never went to high school and is just homeschooling here.

Having that where there's no social, because they were not allowed to hang out with other kids or anything. Socially awkward. She had 10 brothers and sisters. Oh, never mind. That's a whole, yeah. They probably had a basketball team and everything. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was probably hooping. Five on five. You could literally play basketball with it. It was really hooping out there. With subs. It was crazy. You were like, what the fuck? You have 10 brothers and sisters

that's i thought i had a lot you're five right i have four you got four brothers and sisters so you're the fifth i'm the middle kid five kids though yeah yep so same like five kids baddie you just uh i only have a sister oh yeah yeah small small family and small educated white family well definitely i don't know if educated is the word but we're white Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a small family. Small, educated white family. Well, definitely. I don't know if educated is the word, but we're white. We're white. That's the shirt. We're white.

Can't make that shirt. Can't make that shirt. Cancel real quick. Very, very quick. What is wrong with the other color the shirt just said we're white that's it that's it that's like i feel like that's what like society has turned into though oh yeah you're gonna now you can say something and then just add that non-existent paragraph that wasn't there i'm like how did y'all reach this conclusion that's what nobody knows and that's how i came to the conclusion that you should just not give a fuck you know it just works out a lot better that way it's true it's crazy because you're

gonna get it i i'm already looking at getting canceled if not in the next five years at least 10 years when some new thing comes out and whatever we did in the past is very offensive bro i i want to talk about this so we have uh some some of the friends of mine that play target with me uh jesse exam and uh veritas they have a podcast where they talk about gaming and stuff i think it's called the pog cast but they have a viewer who knows ai learning stuff and he's recently taken their AI to learn their voices. Yep. And he's either swapped their voices so that when one's talking, it's the other one's voice, or he's taken their voices and dubbed them over music,

like singing In the End by Linkin Park. But it's done good, and it's in their voices. So it's kind of like the Jay-Z thing. Yeah, yeah. They do a Jay-Z. Exactly. It's scary. It's terrifying.

Because this is him being funny and making good stuff now imagine if if that when that changes like ai is i'm terrified yeah yes of ai like you can make it go real bad i feel like the only reason i'm not concerned with that happening to me is because the way i think is way too awkward for somebody to replicate and make it sound like it but that doesn't matter like not not necessarily like the the voice it's the the way that i speak like the way i'll structure a sentence i don't think there's somebody can be like oh you're right there is my phrasing use my like a computer couldn't use a computer i would be impressed so now how ai works it learns the cadence of talking, how you laugh, how you breathe,

how your pauses are. I mean, like the way, for instance, the way somebody would say something. You're talking about the verbiage behind it. Yeah, like the word. 100% would learn it if you have enough content online. That would be a- Which you do. I definitely got enough.

That's the problem, dude. Yeah, somebody could be like, that's concerning. It would take effort, but it could be done. I feel like I'm one of the hardest people to get back. That's why podcasting is scary. You're screwed. Is it like any – you could get like – I'm just watching this guy make funny jokes and change their voices

and make – instead of having both of them talk on the podcast, it was just one of them saying both sides, so it sounded like he was talking to himself. It sounds fluid. You cannot tell that it's not the person. them saying both sides so it sounded like he was talking to himself it sounds fluid they cannot tell that it's not the person it is and even worse it's reading you could they don't need to learn your cancer speak because they could just take your voice and put it over somebody else speaking so it takes the cadence from somebody else so if somebody's saying a bunch of terrible shit

they can just put your voice over it and then oh and then you know people aren't gonna really like take the time so like nobody's fucking it's real yeah they're not gonna see if it's really you know we're in America they'll get guilty first guilty after guilty guilty yeah innocent you're still good like the guy is Jonathan Mayer my mayor's majors they I think they just said that he like got was pretty much the guy so the guy that's playing Kane

in the new Ant-Man movie. Oh, okay. Oh. He allegedly had like beat his girlfriend or something and they recently just said that he didn't do it

in court. But that's like He's still guilty. They're going to treat him the exact same way. He's already lost like they started cutting him out of all this stuff

but I'm like the way the society works now a lot of people already wrote him off they're not gonna be like oh they were wrong no he's guilty they're just like oh well he got money he probably paid to cover it up they're just gonna come up with some other conspiracy to be like you know he just couldn't have been a good guy yeah no no no no no but then i love the most is just wait six months and you're fine it's like you can have the shit storm happen it's like man give it a six months to a year internet's gonna forget you're gonna be here again yeah you could be ezra millie huh ezra millie bro

that dude like he didn't understand that shit he got a lot of bro he he need to he need a movie just about him i feel like he'd get away with more than i'm like that entire scenario was so how's he free right now like how do you get into a movie? And how do you publish that fucking movie? And make a duplicate of the fucking pedo weird dude that's like, oh, he went to rehab. Bro, did you see his red carpet walk? He had to have a person there with him to make sure he didn't run. Like, he had like a chaperone. That is ridiculous.

And they just gave him the like, you guys need to all give him a second chance. Yeah, let him slide. I'm like, that's ridiculous. That's the one thing you look at what he did and you're like, this is what we let slide though? This is the punishment. Hollywood's fucking weird. I never could have.

That's like the main reason why I didn't want to do like TV. I feel like I wouldn't mind like being in a movie and then leaving but like just being in that area in that environment that's like it's just actually it's funny he said tom holland who we're talking about earlier he talked about that yeah he just put out like he was in an interview he's like i fucking hate hollywood everything about it is the antithesis of like what i want to be it's awful it's all awful like the industry destroys people it changes how they act, how they think. He's just like, I'm trying to do everything I can to not lose myself in this industry. Yeah, because he even said, he's like, I only do red carpets if it's mandatory.

Past that, I want to be at home with Zendaya or whoever's girl. Are they still together? I'm not even sure. They've been making jokes about him though, so I feel like they are. Because, you know, she had that movie and she got a train ran on her.

Yeah. That's actually the reason why I did YouTube though because I was like, the TV route, I had like the connections to like start going that route. But I was like,

if I got to alter myself to fit these standards, especially my main thing that I never was with was like somebody telling me to change like the way I talk and stuff. Because, you know, I don't talk formal, i i have two degrees like obviously i'm educated yeah but you're like i like you because you're you you're fucking you and so i'm like if you can't accept

that i'm not doing it i'm like that was even like when i was going to get recruited for track and field i'm like i carry myself this way this is how i am i'm not causing any issues or anything but it's like you ain't gonna tell me that i gotta speak a certain kind of way because these people are present i'm like when i went to my job interviews when i did have regular jobs i dressed like this i come in with this i don't care what it says one thing i talk the same way i shake their hand like that's my friend i talk to them like that's my friend i'm like this is how i carry myself all the time i don't own a suit you're not gonna see me in one i'm not wearing it and i'm like and i got every single job and i'm going to take you like i would rather have an individual like that where i know it's a hundred percent i'm getting

who they are instead of fake fake i'm like oh man this is gonna suck dick i might be a terrible person outside of this this little acting thing that i'm putting on but i'm like yeah if you can't accept it then i probably wasn't meant to be in that area in the first place. Yeah, absolutely. But LA is that you have to form or you get attacked. I mean, Chris, was it Chris? Not Chris Evans. Hemsworth? No, never mind. Maybe it's not Chris.

Who plays? Oh, give me a second. It just came out. Yeah, it's processing. It's processing very slowly. He was in Parks and recs god dang it oh chris pratt chris pratt i don't like that guy but chris pratt so do you know he got on like they just tried to cancel him because he said god bless anything like they're like nope you piece of

shit god bless because he was he he praised god oh he's a church guy yeah he's a church guy so they were like fucking they did not like that at all. There's really only one celebrity I think that I actually genuinely like that I never met, and it's Denzel Washington. I don't think I've ever heard anything bad about him. He carries himself the exact same way all the time. And I'm like, I don't feel like that's common for most. I don't keep up with anybody that I don't know personally.

But if I heard denzel washington did something i'm gonna go watch it denzel dude he's such a powerful actor when you watch his caliber and what he can portray and then you hear like his life story he's just fucking spotless him tom hanks i think tom hanks is a really good actor but like leo leo i would leo leo's nice leo you got some of those actors where i'm just like leo lives his life too he's having a good old time if jamie foxx talking about leo is one of the best stories that he tells great story he's great at telling stories jamie foxx oh he's also fantastic actor like when he tries out for a role and he's like no i don't want that because it's

not portraying this proper yeah and he goes into it really methodical but uh him talking about leo and that boat cruise have i told you that one no when jamie jamie fox was he was out caribbeans or someplace with his boat he's chilling he's having a good time with his family he's like oh okay this is awesome having a good time he's like then this fucking mega yacht pulls up pulls up next to him it's fucking uh and then leo's like hey jamie what's up and jamie foxx says i never get jealous never i got that awesome lifestyle i look up at leo's mega yacht he's just with models having a good ass time almost 50 years old and i think motherfucker motherfucker look back at his family he's like god damn it's like one of the few times i got jealous of somebody was that dude cruising around in that fucking mega yacht just with

hot ass models doing leo stuff i was a big will smith fan i didn't what happened i didn't lose respect for him after he slapped Chris Rock because that shit was funny but I was like a comedian though that shit was kind of corny I feel like it's the fact that he slapped Chris Rock if he slapped somebody else I probably wouldn't even care at all because I'm like I just don't feel like he would have slapped anybody else that's what it was I thought he was bullying him yeah Chris wasn't not a big dude because I'm like Chris Rock is I think that might be the small other than Cat Williams he might be like the smallest comedian him and um

chris rock no chris rock and um like kevin hart kevin hart he's small he's kind of like oh he's a built dude though yeah but like chris rock like he's he got bullied in his own tv show like caruso beat him up and then you just you know i feel like you know that was just it was corny but other than that I'm like I'm not gonna not watch his movies if it's good but I feel like

that was real I feel like that made people feel like it was gonna be okay to go do it so I feel like after that it was a lot of people

trying to like I'm gonna go on the stage if you make me mad okay I'm glad I don't do stand up I got a gun so I'm like

she was wild like just the idea and then all the aftermath dude the aftermath too it's gonna be the last time wild like just the idea and then all the aftermath dude the aftermath too it's the thought process is he made a joke a comedian made a joke and not even an offensive one the joke sucked yeah that wasn't even funny i'm like it was just a gi yeah it was just gi jane she played that role or gi jane was based off of demi moore back in the 90s when she played a Navy SEAL and she buzzed her head. It was so many things you could have implied.

Was it that she was bald or was it that the movie sucked? Because he was kind of saying she's terrible at acting. But I'm like, what was the joke? Either way, none of the jokes that were possible were funny. Why did you get that mad about it? Why did you get that mad about it? That you had to get up, walk on stage,

and slap a man. And you know what happened afterwards? Those black people, man, that 13% and whatever, I was like, that's crazy.

That is crazy, bro. That is the worst I've ever seen. Thank you for watching this shit, bro. Will Smith. As always, Eli doubles up

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