Unsubscribe Podcast - 120 - Angry Cops Most EMBARRASSING Police Moment & Baldur's Gate 3 Is INSANE ft. Angry Cops & Caleb Francis

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

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When it's like, create cool-ass bottles. Yeah, when they've got a fun toy on top. Yeah. That's what sales me, the toys. Yeah, not the delicious tequila. We are just adult children. It's like cereal. Oh, cereal?

Yeah, I want that. You don't have to mail it in. You just get it instantly. Yeah. Dude, cereal. Caleb, you're too young for that. We used to have to, at the bottom of a cereal box. Oh, no.

Yeah, I remember some of that. Do you remember writing in and mailing in stuff? I know box tops. You have a sentiment box School too I Can say this I don't hit your finger like Okay, we'll pull it off a little bit Just a little bit and then use it weapon There you go. Oh, I love that hey wait wait let me slap

give it a little slap give it a slappy slap the silver tip spit on it first you can you should yeah and now sit on it

it's a very phallic shoot yeah it is everything phallic is delicious that is very true name one thing that's phallic

that isn't delicious. You got hot dogs, you got snozzages, bananas. Corn dogs. Popsicles. Penises. Those. So I'm told. Wait, Batty, you gotta ding it.

You did. Yeah, but we're doing the shot. Or do we ding it and then shoot it? Oh, I don't know. What's the rules? Caleb, what are the rules? You brought this here. We've dinged too many times.

I don't know now. We're gonna summon something. I don't know. We're gonna summon a demon. We're gonna summon a demon. We're gonna summon a demon. it and then shoot it? What's the rules? Caleb, what are the rules? You brought this here! We've dinged too many times, I don't know now. We're gonna summon something, I don't know. We're gonna summon a demon. I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

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Hey that's actually good tequila It's not bad right? I think the reposado is smooth That's really good tequila Oh It's not bad, right? Raposado. I think Raposado's smooth. That's really good tequila. Oh, shit. Motherfuckers, come on. Nothing like washing down good tequila with a white cloth. I don't have to say that.

It's all these warm alcohols. Nice tequila. One of my favorite things on a hot Texas day. A warm white tequila is multiple hot alcohols back to back. There's like George Street singing about that. On a hot tequila night. Yeah. I just picture you mowing the yard.

You're like, Josh, move one of those hot ones into a hot tequila place. You're just drinking it. It's so hot. It's so hot. She left it. It's so, so hot. Oh, my lips are burning. I would say there's something comforting about filming an unsub podcast with a warm white claw, but do you have the warm white claw? Well, it's cold, but it's not warm.

They're all like room. Oh, wow. You have the one I think that was left on the table. So you literally just get a shot. Caleb brings us wonderful good tequila. I was like, yeah, here's the warm one. Here's the hot white claw. I'm pulling Caleb's white claw out the oven with gloves on.

I'm like, here, it's 425 degrees. You like it. Burning me the whole time. Thank you. You hand it to him with gloves. He just picks it up. He's like. Oh, this is my favorite.

Thanks. Mouth is like stuck to it streams and of course our two beautiful powerful very bald strong guests Caleb Francis and angry cops that's us we're here our bald boys mm-hmm and strong we are and strong okay she didn't know can you guys rub your heads together just Angry cops. That's us. We're here. Our bald boys. And strong. We are. And strong. In case you didn't know. Can you guys rub your heads together?

What happens if they got attached right there? Velcro. Somebody screenshot that. Flip the image. Balls. Balls. I hope. Yeah. Or you could put like a low cut shirt over our foreheads and it'd look like two breasts.

Big honkers. Yeah, and then you zoom out and it's just our heads. It's just our heads. That'd be cool. I like that idea better. Honkers with five o'clock shadows. Subreddit, that was for you. Do some magic with that.

Dear cleavage heads. If you could make a poster to keep in here and it's like it's our heads, right? But there's like an actual shirt hanging off the poster, like a piece of material. And you can lift it up and then it's our faces yeah like they're like you're gonna flash it looks like a pair of tits but it looks like a hot chick yeah we have it on like yeah yeah yeah a babe yeah and they're like god but it's an actual piece of yeah yeah it's an actual piece of shirt so you can really lift it up let me yeah i just burped up hot tequila. Same.

It'll get you. Oh, I love that shirt. I was like, why have I seen that? Never mind. I know what that shirt's from. That's fucking dope as shit. Satan! Satan! I had a new shirt come in yesterday. It looks good on you. Thanks. Oh, hey, wait a second.

Hey! I know who coined the phrase for that shirt. Yeah, me too. It's the perfect timing. I was like, oh, cool. This is perfect right now. Hey, you know what I just realized? They got the lightning bolts. It's got the little pew, pew, pew, pew, like our

new Caffeine Depression shirt did. Oh, yeah. Was that a thing? I don't know. Maybe they thought they looked at the designs i'm fine with it i'm fine with it rich had a fantastic flight here uh can you tell us about your flying experience last night he was supposed to get in two days ago you get on he got in yesterday at like 5 p.m yeah it's a six at 6. Delta is the worst airlines I've ever been on. To quote my Twitter and myself,

it's as if a meth head that was fired from Spirit Airlines decided to get a job as an air traffic controller, and Delta was like, that's our guy. Oh, wow. So long story short, I'm supposed to fly here Friday, 6.55. All right, 6.55 p.m., let's take off. We're going to land here around 1 in the morning, get to sleep, do a podcast, you know, have a full day of shenanigans. Wonderful, great, grand, wonderful, right?

No, it gets pushed back to 10. So I'm like, ah, shit, I don't want to arrive here at 4 in the morning. That's just miserable. It's not fun. It's bad, actually. Some would say awful. I go on my phone. phone let's edit this let's figure it out i get a i get a new flight at six in the morning i talk to the little i don't even talk to a human i talk to the text message for delta you can like you want to piss them off you put me to a robot that i have

to listen to for like five minutes at a time i get get... It was miserable. So I'm texting this dumbass robot who's like, we can... I'm dumb. And I don't know numbers. And I've got my beautiful girlfriend next to me who's just stressed out about travel as it is. So she's like,

and I'm like, just I can do it. I can fix it. And the robot's like, yeah. Dinner's done. Oh, I was in microwave before. I was in microwave.

Rich is yelling at the flies. Rich gets out of the capacity. He's washing his food. Nothing in the microwave. These smart fridges with screens on it. I'm like, it's all your fault. It's like crime. You're fucking cautious.

Don't you have a smart fridge screen? Yeah. What do you put on it? Fuck you. You probably have more. When the robots take over, you're fucked. It's probably got more RAM. It's got a spy in your house.

Than the Delta robot that tried to fix my fucking flight. And so I'm sitting there. It's like, oh, we can send you to Atlanta at 6 in the morning. I'm like, how about you send us to Detroit at 630 in the morning? Because it seems as though Atlanta is having an issue. Like all these flights with Delta from wherever. The East Coast was fucked. Yeah.

And I don't know why. Storm? Yeah. Storms. I don't think there were, though. Well, I mean, there was massive wind issues when we left GCX. I heard wind. Yeah.

And that was up and down the East Coast. Specifically, the Southeast Coast was wind. Yeah, GCX was bad. The thing that you fly through normally is now too much wind. Yeah. Too much of it. yeah august though is hurricane season that's why the east coast just sucks dick for flights during that entire so i should i know august yeah so is it past it or worst no we're we're in august oh my summer's trash garbage garbage gone here oh yeah a month of it was in all of june was in the middle of wisconsin oh yeah yeah army training army for a month for a month it was my e6 school i've been

in e6 for 10 years and i just finished the training for it before you go back congratulations before you go back on your tangent of you you your job because you love it. What's that? You do the military thing because you love it. Oh, yeah. And you make how much a month on your drill? I think $450, less than that. I think that's before taxes. $450.

I think so. $450 a month. Yeah, for the weekend drill. That's one of those jobs I'd be like, nah. You like you gotta love it dude that's how i know you love it because you're like yeah yeah i'm happy close that bucket close it no hold on i'm mad at the army right now so like nobody's mad at the army i've been out okay so this is a hot topic go on i just found this out i've been out of the army. I've been out. Okay, so other than all the other- This is a hot topic. Go on. I just found this out. I've been out of the army since 2015.

Or yeah, December 2015 is when I ETS. Motherfuck. I just found out when I, I just traded my Raptor, got a new vehicle, and I had to go through credit checks and all that shit. Subtle flex.

I just traded my Raptor. You know? And I found out I have a thing, a mark on my credit. Military? From the army. Was it during the move? To pay you to move anywhere? No, no.

Which one? Apparently, they double paid me my last month of drill. Wrote you, and then you didn't respond, so then they hit you with it so i have like a 300 fucking debt collection that just showed up sometimes because i it wasn't there in like 2019 2020 when i got my truck but it just showed up this many years later that they're like we need that 300 bucks back that's the most army shit i've ever heard in my entire life it was was drill overpay because apparently they just double paid my last month of drill. And then they do the worst job in the world to find you. And I moved.

No, they didn't send me shit. I moved. No, they did a smoke signal and you moved. They were like, one smoke signal. Hey, Kyle. We reached out to you. Why didn't he fucking accept that? He didn't hear it. Hold the fuck up. Wait, what the fuck happened?

They vaped him a smoke signal. Dude, get Carl. He does mad vape signals. He pushes the car. They're trying to get everybody to use smoke signals. You're just in your house at night. You're like, blueberries. Weird.

That's weird. That's Watermelon Smash. I owe the government money. Oh, fuck. Ah, Watermelon Smash is always government money. I had no VA rating. I had a stroke because of the Army. Nothing.

They sent me that. They were like, hey, during your move, you owe us $1,800 because something we did. Or we lost a piece of paperwork. I was like, no. I was like, I'm going to spend hours, hours figuring out

how to find this piece of paper and I fucking hate it. I think that's just anything with the government in general. Oh, yeah. They try to give you some kind of like fine or something that you've done wrong

and then they're like, yeah, just go do this and it'll be easy. But it's so hard. It's so hard and annoying. Open up internet explorer nine for four years ago. Cause that's the only way our website will actually load for you. Yeah.

First, you got to go to Cincinnati, get in line for a son of beast. Yeah. For four hours. But yeah, what does this have to do? We'll mail you a code,

a six digit number you'll get in three weeks, maybe. But you've got to respond in two. Yeah, exactly. What? You ever dealt with the Social Security office? It's literally like, yeah, we're going to mail you something. We'll see you in three weeks. I'm like, what?

I just got a thing for my taxes. One of them is from 2019. I was not expecting that. And one of them is from 2022, this previous year. They're like, you owe $1,700 from 2019 and $1,400 from this previous year I'm like no no way don't I have a tax guy I give him all my shit and he's smarter than me it's not that hard to be smarter than me sure but he is and he takes care of it so I sent him like a scan of it back I'm like how do I owe money from 2019 how is it randomly from 2019 that they're like, you owe me this money?

And the fucked up thing is they did it last year to me too. They're like, hey, you owe $7,000 or 700. So it was something ridiculous. Yeah, I know there's a big difference. An extra zero is a big difference. That's a lot. All right. So.

Thanks, Dan. We get it. You're rich. You owe 1%. You owe 10%. It's his name. It's his name. Not yet.

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Yeah. Well, now we need cows. It's like this back to the feudal system. Yeah, oh yeah. I can't wait to start having to grow corn. Yeah, it's going to be great.

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That's your taxes. That's how it works. Are you not a patriot? No. It's always been like this. We need three cows. It's always been like this. This is taxes.

This is how it is. This country started in the 1700s. You think that we just gave up cow collection? We just got married. Well, we get to fuck her. This is America. That's great. There's Bill Clinton just coming. Hey.

That makes it worse. The president pulls up each time in his limo. Hi. Hillary just pulls up. She rolls down the window. Okay. Bill Clinton or George Bush? Hi. Hillary just pulls up. She's like, rolls down the window. All right, Bill. Okay. Okay. Is it worth?

Okay. Bill Clinton or George Bush? Which one? Junior. Son. Okay. Not senior. Maybe I have an old guy.

Is he dead? Did he die yet? Senior? Uh, no, not yet. A stroke or something. He either just passed away or he's still wheelchair rid. One of them.

He's either dead or alive. Yeah, barely. He's either or he's at the goal line. He's either at the goal line or he scored. Something's not going on. Yeah. Hola, Eli. ¿Le ha estado gustando mi podcast? Sorry, Batty. I don't speak Japanese. Well, if you're up to date on Babbel, you know that

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he learned indonesian in one day i feel bad for bush which one junior oh it's always junior if i'm talking if i'm talking about hw i'm talking about hw we're talking about bush i liked h i liked the senior back in the day. I don't know why. I was just a kid. I remember my dad was just like, Clinton's a dumbass. Don't know.

And I was like, yeah, that's right. And he's like, Ross Perot's just stealing the vote. I'm like, fuck Ross Perot. And then I'm eight. I don't know shit. Yeah, I know. At that age, you're like, I know what my dad's talking about,

and this is what should be. And then you're like, I just know that SNL made fun of Bob Dole a lot. A lot. Bob Dole. Bob Dole does not. Saturday Night Live really did sculpt my political. I forgot about all that.

I don't know, man. Childhood, I knew what I was doing. Did you? No. Batty, I wanted to be a train conductor. Where am I right now? I bet you still could be. I bet you could be a train conductor. I'm happy.

You should make that a goal. Does anybody in the audience have connections with somebody in the train industry? You could go to school for that. I'd go learn about trains. Hard cut three years later. I think it's like the happiest man in my life. You're like crying. We're going to choose this. I've been a part of a train before. Yeah.

I'll be the caboose. I'm so sorry. You look like a conductor. I wasn't. You want to be a train? You were shoveling the coal. Shoveling the coal. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Just singing Protestant songs of labor. I don't want to go faster. I don't want to go faster. Slow it down. More hate. Slow it down. We need more hate up here.

I'm just dripping sweat. Crying. You can't even tell the tears because I'm just dripping sweat. Crying. You can't even tell the tears because I'm just sweating so much. It's a good train. So with your doubt the story that we. Completely deer out. Speaking of getting a train. So I call him up.

I'm like, hey, let me go. Let me go to Detroit. I feel like Atlanta's effed up. And they're like, there's only two seats available there in first class. I'm like, hey, let me go to Detroit. I feel like Atlanta's effed up. And they're like, there's only two seats available. They're in first class. I'm like, I can't afford that upgrade. Thank you for the mean money joke earlier. I'm still a working man.

I've only flown first class once in my life, and it was the greatest thing in the world. I was in upgrade because I was in uniform. They're like, you need some first class, soldier. And I was like, thank you. That's it. I paid for it. It was stupid. I think I've done it once. Anyway. The were i got free drinks i got so drunk it was great

well i've only done it once liar you're a piece of shit fuck you you're gonna have to start doing it from now on they're strong man you're taking up too much man yeah god please don't be that person caleb's like there should be two seats each flight. I need two seats. Caleb, we train. It was a double seat belt. Come over anytime you want. You guys can sit on the window in the aisle and crush poor grandmothers when you go travel across the United States.

I won't give you that. I always take a window seat every time and I'm just like leaning. I get it. I have to. I'm wide. i'm very broad if i if i didn't have a ritual that i do because when i travel anymore i get so fucked up yeah because i don't drink enough water when i'm traveling i'm like i'm like no because i'm gonna have to piss and it's gonna be fucking annoying yeah uh but now i've gotten to where

like if i do that and i get to my destination i feel like shit for like the rest of the day i don't want to do shit like it takes me like a day to recover you bring a catheter down yeah literally so now i'm like i'm literally but but now i literally chug a fucking bunch of water like like on the way to the airport i'm like drinking a whole electrolyte drink at the airport i'm chugging like a whole drink before I get on my plane. So you're filled with piss. Yeah, I'm going to have to piss. I'm building piss in here.

I piss hard. There's a shirt, I piss hard. Bunker will love that. He has that shirt on. I have that shirt, yeah. I piss hard, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to throw those shirts. That's an actual shirt.

He wore it. I was like would you find that at Walmart but yeah if my flight is over two hours

I'm gonna have to pee a few times yeah so yeah I like I do it all the time now so that I don't feel like shit

and like it's you know I have to piss a bunch it's annoying but like I feel way better so do you use the

the bathroom on the plane yeah it sucks I would love to see you go up and down the aisle oh yeah because i'm walking sideways the whole time and then and then i get i go sideways into the bathroom and there's sometimes sometimes they're like really fucking small sometimes they're pretty normal but sometimes i'm like like my neck is completely down and i'm sideways i'm like what the hell and i like sometimes they're like it takes me a minute to pee because i'm like in a weird position i'm like i don't even know if i

can pee it's like something's wrong just pee in the sink yeah i mean as well dude like i've thought about just sitting down to pee sometimes because i'm like this is this is comfy dude when i wake up in the morning watch lurch get out of the bathroom you can make intelligence series just on thick boys trying to pee in the airport it's just getting up in the aisle that's a good that's a good youtube channel that's a good YouTube channel. That's a good YouTube channel. Let me just do interviews on a plane with big dudes. Thickboyspn.com.

Pisshard.com. Pisshard. Okay. I'd check it out. That's why I don't like Southwest. I'm not used to sit where you are. Oh, yeah. No, yeah.

I hate that. But they've got good leg room everywhere. Yeah, sometimes. I like the leg room. I'm seven fucking tall. Yeah. I think Southwest has good leg that. But they've got good leg room everywhere. Yeah, sometimes. I like the leg room. I'm seven fucking tall. Oh, you're tall. Yeah. Like, I think Southwest has good leg room.

My knees don't hit when I sit. I would never want to be on a full flight to Southwest because the only seats that are open, because I just experienced this, I'm like walking and like there's seats in the front and there's these two in the back and I look and all the fucking obese people sat up front and they sat where there's, you ain't sitting in the fucking middle. That was the one time I actually got front. And they sat where there was... You ain't sitting in the fucking middle. That was the one time I actually got pissed. I looked.

I was like, oh, they knew what they were doing. I'm actually angry. I have to sit in the back. Really? See, I'm always in the first five people. If I go Southwest... You have to get that early boarding. Yeah.

I always do. Because I flew nonstop for a while. And I was always Southwest because that was a direct flight. Yeah. So I'm like... I flew non-stop for a while. I was always Southwest because that was a direct flight. So I'm like, but I always was top five. So I never had issues. See how it feels.

It's Southwest. I didn't say American. I didn't say JetBlue over here. Some people can only afford Frontier. JetBlue is so good. Have you guys flown JetBlue? Yeah, JetBlue. I don't think I have. Have is supposed to buy spirit but there's like a big hold up i know random why would they want to do that i don't know maybe to make it better maybe because it's just so cheap it's making money because it's selling out so bad i mean but they're always full flights i've heard

that they're always on time though like spirit Spirit is like, you are making it, and they're like, if you ain't making it, it's just a $50 seat. See ya. We will literally leave you hanging. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Spirit doesn't give two fucks.

Yeah, we got on. Two fucks, yeah. There was probably eight people over 400 pounds on my last flight. Damn. Hell yeah. It's not like you're, like, Caleb, when I say,

I'm like, that dude works out. These people, that was a struggle. That was their day of working out. You're evenly spaced out with weight. Yeah. Right. Because a lot of it's muscle. I like your thighs.

We're talking about. Thank you. Yeah. Great thighs. Yeah. We're talking about like the people that are like those, those Russian bell dolls. Yeah. Some upside down with like the big.

There's a person inside them. They ate somebody. You ever see somebody with like the massive upper body and then their legs come down in a triangle? Yeah, they're built like a dreidel. And they got like the tiny little Hank Hill butt. You know what I mean? Okay, let's not make fun of Hank Hill butts. We're all white. Oh, bro, I got cake.

You haven't seen my recent photo. I got I'll sit here. I got promoted and on the job. and so yeah i know i'm not hated anymore yeah that's a that's a plus and and so they got a photo of me swearing in and they posted it up on the instagram and uh a lot of ass people are making some comments about me having cake and just by me eating up my pants from the back end Okay, I see this one. No, no go to go to the Might my job. Yeah, let's look at his Buffalo

Let's check it out Like it to live Yes pull reaches out I love it. Hey, can you fucking drop that for me? Those cheeks, baby? But trying to legs for like yo bitch got booty and it's gonna put some anime figures on you you're not even like trying to show it off it's covered up it's like a yeah it's covered up but you still see

look at the creases look at that heart yeah and the whole back is like it's like a girl in a sundress cheek this is girl in a sundress ass going on right I don't know how to do this another handshake I'm tired of your fucking cheek. Yeah, this is girl in a sundress ass going on. Right?

I don't know what to do. It's like another handshake. Thank you. Oh, my God. I'll shake your hand on that. Yeah, that ain't much. I've got brunch booty sheets. No.

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I said it. Did you go? Your girl's giggling in the background. Do you look at his ass too much? Yeah, it's probably just like how... Is there a problem? How like a dude... You slap it?

She slaps it? Yeah, she slaps her butt all the time. Whenever they have a girlfriend that has a huge ass and you just play with it all the time. Constantly. So it's like, I don't know what you're talking about.

She's just playing with his ass all the time, like smacking on it, pulling it apart. Playing on my phone. You ask for a back rub and then she starts pulling your ass Normal back massage. I thought you're just gonna do a massage

She's dressed up like a cat. It's like, no. I need to make my biscuits. I'm making biscuits. What? I gotta make my own. I'm making fucking biscuits. Biscuits, Rich. Oh, yeah.

Just pouring flour on her. Yes. Yes. Yes. I swear. I know. Fucking love it. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Rich. What if you turn it into an evil cartoon? Yes. Biscuits, yes. Yes. Rich is just laying here. She makes me stand in front of a fan with a flower a flowy dress on it smart just like yeah like nothing on under it so you can like see the silhouette of the sun behind it I've seen those pictures it's total recall when the recall shines through so you can Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great There's a subreddit for it's it's it's literally just like when the sun shines through her dress

But it's all just the first letter. Yeah. It just looks like a jumble of letters. It's a subreddit. It's a great subreddit. Check it out. You're welcome. It's really cool. This whole episode's for the subreddit. We've been talking about that a lot.

So, Delta. I know. One day we're going to put it. By the end of this podcast, we will hear this story. To this story. We've turned a horrible, lame, boring story

of flights being delayed into just this trek of interesting shit between... We have reached the peak of Everest and now we are climbing back down. This is one of the two peaks where we just showed them on camera. And... Poot Peaks has awful food. Can we say that?

Is that... It's just... It's just trash. It's always been ass. Yeah. You just go there to see fat tits. If you're not there for good food, you're there for fat tits. Hooters. See our fat tits.

Take a look at the fat tits. The food is just okay. They're the similar food grade, I think. I feel like. See? See? Yeah. Like.

Yeah. See for chest. You're like, all right, every now and then there's going to be some good tits here, but the food is going to be awful. I'm going to get diarrhea here. I love going to Hooters for the wings. I'm gonna get a couple boners, and then I'm gonna get diarrhea.

A couple boners? I'm gonna ask the waitress to dance on it. I'll take three boners, please. Three boners, please. Alright, we'll get our ones with the fat tits to come. Eli! Hey! Eli! Where am I? How have you been sleeping so well in this Texas heat?

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I'm fine. It was so good for me. I'll be right back, Kim. It wiggled. It still works. Oh, honey. Don't you dare call me honey. It's like raisins on South Park.

Oh my God. No. I forgot about raisins. It was such a good juxtaposition for Hooters. South Park knows always how to nail it like that. They did. Butters, that's when he becomes the pimp. No, no, no, no.

He was just chasing after the girl. He becomes a pimp later on and gets one of the girls from raisins to be one of his kissing hoes kissing bitches his bottom bitch yeah what did he call him he's like this is my kissing friends or something like that bitch you you gotta do okay you want some money i got you some money okay that was that was good go on with your Delta story. So I'm like, okay, Atlanta sucks. Give me a flight to Detroit.

We've got two first class seats. That's it. I'm like, well, can you upgrade me for free? Because you screw me over. I can't fly out until tomorrow. I'm wasting an overnight. I think the least you could do is give me a free upgrade. Right? And it's just for one flight.

It's not all the way down here. It's just to Detroit, which if anybody's flying to Detroit, I mean, I guess any seats first class, as long as you're getting out of there. They're like, no,

we can't. I was like, fine. I'll take the 6 a.m. flight tomorrow morning. So no sooner do I get the 6 a.m. flight for tomorrow morning. And I think within like five to 10 minutes, it's like notification.

It's delayed till 830. Like, come on. What time am I. And I think within like five to 10 minutes, it's like, bing, notification. It's delayed till 8.30. I'm like, come on. What time am I getting in? One o'clock. All right, cool. That's not the end of the world. I can, we'll land at one in San Antonio.

Cool, whatever. We wake up. It's at noon. What? What? Hunter, what? It's at noon. And then it's at one.

And we're like, what? So we go, we're like, screw it. It's at one. It is is what it is hopefully it won't get delayed anymore i can't believe these delays this is ridiculous i'm calling up delta on the phone as we're driving to the airport to make like the eight o'clock time just to just to see if there's something that can be done that can be done yeah right you're at the airport's fucking mercy you just got to bend over and kind of take it yeah so it's like 6 30 in the morning i'm calling i'm like hey the eight o'clock flight got moved to like noon is there another six or eight o'clock flight around i know there was one of detroit had two tickets yesterday i'll shit i'll pay the first class ticket so i can get here at noon and the guy this guy is just

just the worst customer service ever you ever meet like a snarky person that knows more than you that's just like well maybe i can have you go fuck yourself they would say that but they're just like typing while they're doing it i don't if you can type while you're doing it just do your job but he was just like hey i can offer you no help fuck yourself so hey man just hook me up with detroit now we can't do we can't do that no it's it's full. You should have gotten it yesterday I'm like, thanks. Thanks, bro. You're a real fucking dad Brad, right? He was like ishmael or some is real or is is is an asshole. I don't know and And I go, okay, dude, here's the deal man. I've lost a day of vacation Slash workation work vacation, right because we're doing a little bit. Yeah, So I go, I lost an entire day because of your company.

I go, it's not your fault. It's your company's fault because you don't know how to schedule time appropriately. Is there a way that you can compensate me? I just say that. I don't say, hey, give me free money. Give me free flights. Just give me a fucking drink voucher. Anything.

Just be, can you just realize that you've put me in a bind and you've taken a day of my vacation away? Help me out here. Well, the best we can do is we can change your flight for free. I go, bro, you've been changing my flight for free the entire time. I don't want you to change my flight anymore, let alone for free. I go, is there something else you can give me? Is there an upgrade?

Anything. Can you just compensate me for my time? Well, sir, and this is where he's just like the arrogant asshole. Delta. Sir, I can just, we can always refund you your money so, and this is where he's just like the arrogant asshole. Delta. Sir, I can just, we can always refund you your money so you can find a flight elsewhere. I'm like, fuck you. That is the worst. Fuck you.

Like, oh, oh, oh. Your money doesn't matter, you fucking peon. Just take it. Oh, we ruined your shit. Yeah. Go somewhere else, bitch. Oh, did we waste it? Yeah.

Well, maybe you should drive, motherfucker. Did we ruin your shit, bitches? This is Delta Drive, motherfuckers. Yeah 24 hours of Rich trying to get that guy on the line. This is Jessica. No, where's Ishmael? Where's Ishmael? You're in fucking Israel. This is Greg. Fuck you, Greg. I want Ishmael. This is Sarah.

Sarah, you bitch. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. It was one of those moments where I wish I was clairvoyant so I could have been like, listen, listen, Ishmael Stevenson of 575 Southwestern Boulevard

and he'd be like, excuse me? I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Did I say something that made your day a little awkward? Fix it, Ishmael. Fix it. And just have him go, oh my God, he knows where I live. Ishmael Stevenson is like the whitest name and not the whitest name.

This is almost man. Ishmael Stevenson shitting himself. Oh, shit! Ishmael Stevenson of Southwest or of Delta. Listen, I'm not saying that I was going to do anything violent to Ishmael who lives on Southwestern Boulevard. I'm not saying that anybody was going to

go to Ishmael's house and leave any package there. I'm just saying the fact that Ishmael knows that I know where he lives is enough to maybe he won't be an asshole and maybe help me out. Yeah. Right? But that doesn't happen. Man, this episode just went yellow so fast.

I mean, we're 30. Maybe we're good. We're in-ish. We're in. It's not too fast. Did I say something inappropriate? Not me. Ishmael stevenson ishmael stevenson who works for delta airlines sorry it's okay you're getting you're animated it happens

like a cartoon animated it's never mind so i know you can stop it delta delta ishmael i i should get off i should get off of the phone with ishmael but i know like telemarketers you can't um they can't hang up unless you hang up so i go all right cool all right dude i'll just i'll just figure it out i'll figure it out i'll just keep my i'll keep my flight since your your offer is to change it for free which go fuck myself you've been doing all day or to just refund all my money and i and, and that's it. I just stopped talking and he's like, okay. And he stops talking and neither one of us hang up for about two minutes. It's just driving. I'm just driving and I'm looking at my, my screen and I'm like, Oh good. He's still on. I'm a waste your time.

You're wasted, wasted 18 hours of my life. I gotta wait for these these flipping flights. So, yeah, I'll just wait. So, like, two, three minutes, four minutes. My girlfriend's just, like, sign languaging to me, like, I want to talk to you, but he's listening. And I'm like, just talk. I'm like, just talk. Like, what's he going to do? He's going to, they're going to record us for our quality assurance? Fuck him.

You know? And so she's like, I just want to, I don't want to talk. I'm like, what? What do you want to talk about? You want to play Taylor Swift on the radio? This can wait. This is, this is, what do you want to talk about? You want to play Taylor Swift on the radio? This can wait. This is, what do you call it? This is a Mexican standoff of me and Ishmael

on who's going to hang up first. And unfortunately, she hit the end button. And then you lost your own. I would have gone 10 more minutes to my house. It was so dreadful. I couldn't sit there anymore. I would have went 10 more minutes all the way to the house just for spite.

Just sitting there and be like, wasting your time, wasting your time, wasting your time. Hey, bud, you still there? Wasting your time, wasting your time, wasting your time. Hey, I have a question. And then you just don't ask it when he's like, how can I help you, sir? Because he has to say that. I should have just kept asking more questions about Delta. What are the spaces for leg room between comfort and comfort plus?

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When you're waiting on a flight, yeah. Yeah, and we've got like four more hours before we can even go to the flight. So it's just enough time to do dick. Yeah. And we get back to the airport. We sign in. Sure as shit, our 8 o'clock flight that moved to noon gets pushed back to 1. And we're like, come on, man.

Every time we show up for Delta, it's just another hour or two, which you're already spending in an airport, which blows. So we go sit down at the bar and the lady behind the bar is like, oh, were you guys a part of that Delta flight that got canceled at 10 o'clock last night? So the previous flight that we're on just completely canceled because they didn't have a pilot. I hear that those are important when you're scheduling flights. And Delta just figured, we'll fill a plane.

We'll figure it out. And take their money. And then we'll just figure out how to man it later on. So we get there. We're sitting there just waiting. And the guy behind the stewardess or whatever you call it, the agent that's there for Delta. The poor sap at the desk that's got to get shit on. Yeah, he was frustrated.

And you could tell that it was Delta and not his fault. He's just like me. He's like, I showed up for work today. And I didn't realize I was the guy getting all the yeah Yeah, yeah, oh, I'm everywhere speaking to come shirts you can buy them at Bunker branding bunker branding calm become sure come come sure doom come come subscribe come subscribe come subscribe to this channel What is happening right now?

We're just getting some beverages. Okay. Mom. Do we still have limes left over from breakfast? Breakfast limes? Oh, no. Ah, poop. So, the guy behind the counter is like, hey, listen, we're sorry.

We're going to get you loaded up on the plane at noon instead of like 1230 because. So, you can sit there for an extra hour? Dude, I know. Like, he was trying his best. We sat on that plane until 115 at 12 it was like 12 and then we sat on the plane for an hour and 15 minutes until it took off just playing on our phone and draining the battery so then you can have like that mop sweat am i gonna have enough battery to make it this entire flight yeah so and he says yeah i'll take one of those too. And he says, gracias. Sure, thanks.

Is this a twist off? Thank you, sir. These are not twist offs. No. And he goes, listen, the reason why we're having a delay is because your pilot hasn't come in yet. So he's supposed to fly. Oh, that was so close to being cool.

Fuck! Got caught on the lip. I know. Cheever! That was so cool. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. That was so cool. Thanks man. That was pretty cool. Oh Eli I cannot wait for my HelloFresh to get here. What is HelloFresh? With HelloFresh you get farm fresh pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered right to your doorstep. Skips the trip to the grocery store. And count on HelloFresh to make cooking easy, fun, and affordable. That's why it's America's number one meal kit. Number one.

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So he's going to land in 20 minutes and then rush over here. Definitely. Oh yeah. And then he's going to run over here super fucking fast because it's his time. Right. So then get you guys out. Hopefully at 1230 doesn't I get stuck. And then of course, friendship.

Cheers to friendship. To Rich's cake. Friendship. Cheers. To friendship. To Rich's cake. To my cake. Cheers to cake. At ease. Be careful. So then luckily Delta so consistently gets delayed that when we landed for our connection flight in Atlanta to here, it was delayed by like 15 minutes. So we sat on our ass with our thumbs up our butts

for another like 20, 30 minutes before we could even board. Good. Yep. And guess what? I'm flying back on Delta. You did this. You did this, show. Now you've got me nervous. Look at him. This poor man. Delta has always been my

preferred. It's content like i've never had any issues with delta i've always had the most room it's always been the most enjoyable for me really yeah like because usually they actually have fucking tvs in the back of their seats and it makes it you know easy for me not so much yeah uh so i've always preferred delta if i can get it great i just i've never i don't think I've ever flown Delta really yeah I just booked but fuck him I just booked my friend uh Delta uh Delta both you know here and back later this month Brent oh I thought you said your girlfriend my friend yeah I was like wait you have a girlfriend I was like wait hold on what'd you say no no I was like yeah yeah yeah I was like Caleb yeah my girlfriend yeah he's also my best friend. That's awesome.

Oh, I hate that. I don't like that at all. You look Jewish. It did have the good curls, yeah. You look like you should have been in corn. In a positive manner. What was it? Twist.

Twist. Twist. That's the one. Oh, that's a different one. You just walk around with two stripes at the front. It's fucking perfect. Jewish or Padawan. It's crazy. I think it's just one. Yeah, two stripes at the front. It's fucking perfect. I'm good. Jewish or Padawan?

It's crazy. I think it's just one. Yeah, yeah. Just the one. It goes behind your ear, right? I don't know, dude. I think. Yeah, I feel like it was like a one rat tail. Yeah, it was like right here.

Yeah, it was like a little rat tail type thing. Oh, dude, how that taste. Batty, what happened to your Jedi training? Obi-Wan, that must be weird. Oh, shit. Are we talking about any games this podcast? Harry Potter? Okay.

It was a great game. I haven't played it. I want to. No. What we need to talk about right now is Baldur's Gate. I know. I've got it downloaded, and I've not touched it yet. Yeah.

We got, what, Armored Court 6 is about to drop. Baldur's Court 3, everyone's fucking super stoked for. It's so horny, dude. There's titties. You fuck everything. Wait, what? You fuck everything. It's literally D&D.

It's D&D. I keep seeing so many videos, and it's just like the main person just being able to, you fuck animals, you fuck demons, you fuck every woman or man you want, want bears like anything that you have an interaction with in the game you can fuck it the druid turns into a bear while you're fucking yeah and then it comes over and like fucks you yeah it's like i've i've not played it yet but i've seen a lot of it you're the bear but yeah it's crazy god has left us there's some fire demon woman have you got to that part yet i haven't but i know her i know yeah she's fucking she's's a babe she's got a flame engine in her and she's like

if we fall I'll kill you she's like if we touch you're gonna melt glory glory we're on our way to die and she's like so horny and she's all into you like every scene I see of it

she's like oh she's like I'm just like in love with you and you can tell her you love her and she's like oh I love you too and she's like meet me tonight

and then they're like it shows them like on this little beach talking or something she's like oh i just want to ride you so hard and she's like but i'm not gonna just melt you if i do so your goal your goal is to find nerds wrote women oh yeah your goal is to figure out a spell to cool her down so you can fuck her because at one point you i saw a video where a guy like uses like an ice spell on her and she's like oh it She's like, oh, that may have worked long enough. She's like, let's do a kiss. And then you kiss her, and a little spark flies out.

And she's like, oh, I hope it didn't hurt. And he's like, no, no lasting damage. He's like, it was worth it. She's like, oh, I hope you meant it. She's like, we'll figure out a spell to fix this, and then we're going to fuck all the time. I'm sure her exact words. But then she's like, you can go fuck whoever for now.

She's like, until we figure this out. And he's like, all right. Wait, so this game is just... Fuck, fuck this. Baldur's Gate is one of the highest rated

games of a long, long time. Everybody's like, I saw a lot of stuff from other companies. They're like, why did you do this? They're like,

we can never make anything like this. They're like, this is too much. They're like, we could never compete with this because there's so much shit you can do. There so many like things that you can choose yeah i'm probably gonna play it tonight man i've been fucking grinding remnant 2 yeah it's fucking i heard that it's so good they leaned in dark souls it's it's uh i almost bought the fucking first one last

year i tried to get my friends to get it and they wouldn't like no one else was interested in it i was like okay i was like it's i'm not gonna get it by myself but it's literally Gears, Destiny and Dark Souls mixed together and there's Gears of War yeah

the way it plays it's like over the shoulder shooter but it looks fantastic a lot of the bosses are hard as shit you can beat them so many different ways

and you get so many different items from but there's so much secret shit in the game that like they put things in the code of the game

specifically for people who read code to find because there's one subclass you get that like they put things in the code of the game specifically for people who read code to find because there's one subclass you get like is like you know you have superpowers they're called like archons or whatever uh or arch types yeah it's called like arch type something like that but there's one you get called the archon where no one would have ever figured it out unless you read the code of the game because it was like you have to get this key from this map you have to get all of these special items from every fucking map of the game and you have to put them on in a certain order and then it will make this key that you have in your inventory glow a certain color you have to be in front of this special door whenever it glows that color and then it'll open that door and then you can go in there and get this special thing

there's nothing that tells you anything that other than code. It's like an old school game. When it opens up, it brings you to that game Backrooms. It's a map that looks like that. Oh yeah, Backrooms. And you only have like a minute in there. So you and your whole team have to run in different directions to find all the pieces that are in there. And once you get it, it's like a rain. I'll bring a quick breakdown. Backrooms is a horror theme or ideology

where it is kind of like those just pale yellow rooms and carpet that just go on forever you know it's like a maze and there's like chasing you it's like a scary mall or something yeah like a place you're not supposed to be like if you're in the back of a you're like in the hotel the hallways in between hotel you're not supposed to be there and it feels awkward you're like this doesn't feel real i shouldn't be here but they just keep going yeah there's no end but it's like a an homage to that but dude it's so crazy and once you beat all that just for this random fucking subclass it's the strongest class in the game you get like you become like a sith lord you

like float you can shoot lightning and shit and like uh dude it's crazy you become like so op there's all these builds you can get when you beat map, you can go to that map again in adventure mode where you re-roll it. And my experience could be ten times different from your experience playing the game because you get different versions of the map. You might fight ten bosses that I never even saw until you go back, re-roll that map, and then it's like a whole new section of the map that's unlocked.

All these different bosses and different ways to kill them and a whole different storyline. And the same thing, like once you kill a certain boss, you've got to wear their amulet in front of this statue, and a doorway will open up. Or you have to go to this certain map at a certain time when the blood moon is high and do this special spell. Holy shit.

It's stuff that doesn't tell you this shit. You just have to do it and go to these worlds multiple times, and then it'll be different. You accidentally fucking unlock shit. Yeah, you accidentally walk up on it and you're like, what? That's like OMG gaming. It looks so good. It plays so good.

All the moves you get are so cool. You can do all these crazy builds with your guns and all your rings you can wear and your amulets and all these different arch types that you can stack. You run two classes at a time. So I've got this titan-esque class along with like a medic class so like i can do spells that like heal people revive them and like you know the passive like heals them and shit and then the other one is like i'm powerful as shit like if i die my guy

like punches the ground and like revives and you get like a second chance like you're just like a tank basically but you can get like a class where you have a dog with you and he like helps you and like heals you yeah you can pet him yes you can feed him shit

you can give him different powers like dude it's crazy the game is so fucking good we've been grinding the hell out of it and it's been so fun can

yeah can you fuck the dog too you can fuck the dog it's too far no you can't fuck the dog in Baldur's Gate you can fuck dogs you can't fuck the dog but you Baldur's Gate, you can fuck dogs.

You can't fuck the dog, but you can pet and play fetch with the dog. Okay, that's cool. You can probably fuck some kind of dog in that game at some point, right? Probably. Just the bears. Just bears and demons. Don't act disappointed. I mean, people fuck bears.

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Yeah, Baldur's Gate is... I spent over an hour in the character creator. I was looking at the stats of it. Okay, I have one complaint about Baldur's Gate. Is it the cock choices? Is it the choices of cock? No, the cock choices are fine. You can choose...

Wait, you can choose cock size? You can choose your cock and vagina. Yeah. Straight up like... You just want a fat pussy? You can have a fat pussy. You want a big, meaty puss. Is it like lips or like just the chunky...

It's just some fat. Like some fat. It's a big old... It's just thick puss. It's a big old puss. I can choose it. I feel like this is just one big conspiracy to teach nerds to find out where the clitoris is.

There's a clitoris. Clanking it out. There it is. I can see it getting bigger. That's it. Why didn't God make it that big? What is that?

What is that? This vagina's wearing a hood to cloak itself. What is that thing? Oh, it's a shrouded hood. What is that, Lou? This is an uncircumcised pussy. Man, this pussy hasn't been uncircumcised. This pussy's been uncircumcised. Some of these poor kids will never eat seafood the same.

Looks like a box of cow tongues. No wonder my dad calls it a clam. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a pearl in it. So my complaint. Okay. You can choose dick size. You got puss size.

You can do all sorts of crazy. No, you can't choose ball size. Tits. Oh, I don't know if you can do tits. I haven't yeah, I haven't seen much of Yet I want to see and I'm gonna jack off So I couldn't jerk off then yes, but Be able to find your perfect pair of tits. You're like, I don't like them any bigger than this, and then you start like, honing in. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, right there. There they are, there they are.

I like that size. All right, Goldilocks, chill. These tits are too big. These tits are too small. These tits are just right. But you can't make a character like different size. Like I know my D&D, I love D&D. One of my favorite characters, like I'm a DM,

I have a thousand characters I never get to play. Sure. I have a half orc, which are usually big, fucking, beefy motherfuckers. I have one that's really weak. He's a really weak half orc, so he's got the lowest strength you can have. In the game, lowest strength orc you can have still looks bigger than Caleb in every way, shape, and form. It's a half orc. Yeah, but you can have a half orc with eight strength.

Yeah, but they're still jacked. No, you're not jacked. They're big, aren't they? They're still big. I mean, you can still have, it's like saying a human's average, but we can have a human and a human. Yeah. So it's annoying that there's no muscle slider.

There's no height. There is no height differences. Every half every half or seven fucking feet tall and ripped what what are you saying just i see the face what i love how you politely just said he's he's massive and he's a he's a little bitch and everyone's just like you know yeah it makes sense yeah the game is tall and strong eli is small small and strong. I can meet you are strong, but he's also small Yeah, he is. I don't compare to Caleb inside It was just a good friend dig and I was like nobody laughed at that We got yeah, we got the what you mean Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! PUBLIC SERVICE ADOPTMENT! Attention all my bearded beasts from stubble to mane.

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He's actually the Broken. I forget his name, but it's like his name is the Broken because he's a dragon kin that's all fucked up and shit. Really strong at casting. If they could make a dick scale, why couldn't there be like, why can't you play a fat orc? Why is there like a muscle scale or a height scale? Yeah.

Like an orc can be from like six feet tall. Shut the fuck up, Matty. I'm just mad. That's what I'm saying. I just said it. We don't need it. We have a tiny little pussy. You're six feet tall.

Make the pussy fat. We don't care. We don't care about muscles. We want fat pussy. You can't create body muscles. We want that pussy Wrestlers in That's not in the game like humans there's like two body types for males to bottom hips for females You can be a big strong human or like a wizard. I'm like, why can't I be that for an orc? Like why can't I be like a fat dwarf?

No, you'd be a jacked fucking dwarf. That's eight feet wide No Like a little but crack head dwarf that goes between the cracks yeah, why are the Puss types like a thousand Pussy print out inner lips labia A thousand. It's like a thousand times. I'm going to be building this pussy pronoun. Inner lips. Labia. Just sliding everything.

You get the pubic hair. Heart pubic hair. Oh, God. They have pubic hair? Well, I mean, Cyberpunk did. Did it? Oh, yeah. Cyberpunk, literally, you could make a heart out of it.

Yeah. Because there was pussies and dicks in Cyberpunk. Yeah. Did you never play Cyberpunk? I know. It was good. I actually really liked it. I know. I want to play. Did you never play Cyberpunk? I know. It was good. I actually really liked it. I know.

You're stupid. You're mad. It's really good. Especially, is that new update out yet? No, but it's very soon. I'll play that. I'm going to pick it back up when that comes out. It's so good. I finally went through it.

I had a great time. Okay, but Baldur's Gate, good. I mean, I've not even played it i know it's amazing like i've not even i've watched so much shit i'm like fuck and like dnd i'm just like i i literally convinced all my friends to buy a remnant 2 so we could play it so we've been playing the fuck out of it and like i know if i start in boulders gate they're gonna get mad and they're not gonna get mad but i'm gonna not play remnant 2 for a while so i'm gonna be like this is so cool there's multiple acts the first act we're on average like 11 to like 20 plus hours that's so cool that's

what they're saying games long everyone it's so rich it's a dnd game rich they went to alpha two years ago three years two years ago so they launched it in alpha and then they fixed everything along the way and they listened to the community it It's one of the few triple-a teams that were like Hey, let's just it's got like a meta score of like 97. Oh, let's listen to the people are gonna play it Yeah, knowing that we're smarter than them and tell them what they like and it's working and that's why other triple-a's are getting pissed At them. There's actually like heat from up. Like why would you put this in the game? What like our fans asked for it so we just implemented it and then well that's what they wanted so they wanted all those pussy choices

wait nerds wanted to look at puss i hate that you're like just emails and that's what pussy pussy okay we're adding that in the game. All right, I guess. There's like 30 pussy comments and then one, bad cock. Pussy, pussy, pussy. Bad cock. Bro, I'm so excited to know if I can... Pussy, pussy, pussy. Puny cock. Tiny dick.

Hell yeah. I didn't know if I was allowed to show the dick and pussy options while I was streaming. On streaming, yeah. Because it's weird on Twitch. Sometimes you're okay with it if it's part of the game. Sure, yeah. But you're not making a focus of the dick. So it was like okay i'm scrolling through it's like dick a b c or d i'm like well i'm gonna pick dick d because the d turns out the biggest one oh yeah i was like

we're gonna flash it real quick i'm gonna i'm like oh shit that was a huge cock damn i hope it was it's like it wasn't absurd i'm gonna buy it's like the guy in the meme with his leg and it's just the thing hanging down in the fucking door. That's what I want. You like your battle skirt and it just hangs. Your battle skirt. Gently under it. Yeah. The edge of the tip is just.

Yeah, it's just wobbling. Oh my God. So there was two bugs in the game. Every time you were a male gnome, it would just be like, you don't have any underwear. So you just dick was out. And there was times the dragonborn's dicks were too big it would show it was clipped through all the the armor they were wearing so you'd be running around just dick dick dick dick who got the animation for the cock flops while they're running around steve from la If you're animating cocks, you enjoy animating cocks.

It cuts to his BTS. He's like, yeah, I spent hours on this. What I really wanted was a nice rigging system. So I did lots of test systems. It's like, oh, Steve really likes dick. We put a green screen behind a horse and put the little dots on the whole horse's dick.

We shook the horse around. And the horse's arms were tight. And they're just shaking the horse's arms. It was like big dick. We had to get him hard before we did it, though. So we showed him pictures of horse tits. It's just a horse with human tits on it. And it's like, man, it's like hard as shit.

And they're shaking it. This one fell out so fast. The horse is like moving a joystick to the game. I should't have brought a ball to the game. I shouldn't have brought this up. At first we were just feeling socks with sand, but then we figured out why not use the real thing? So we hooked up this horse, this gyroscope, and then he was enjoying it, so we figured out we'd give him a controller.

And making horse-proof controllers are very difficult. It took us months to get a horse-proof controller. A mouse? A mouse made just for horses? This is what they spent their money on? We spent $2 million making this mouse for horses. We lost several horses.

We lost several horses. Some of these horses cum their stuff to death. The gyroscopic pressure just messed with their equilibrium. They couldn't handle the genes. Yeah, 37 horses. We put it in remembrance. I liked it better when you were talking about fucking bears. You watch the end of the game, in remembrance, 37 horses.

It's 37 horse names? It's got the name remembrance. Horse one, horse two. They've got like racer names that are all like washed up race horses. Yeah, they're all the jockeys. Yeah. I can't remember. Horse one. Horse two. They've got like racer names. They're all like washed up racehorses. Yeah.

The worst thing was that the jockeys on the back passed away too. Yeah, they got two. What? We lost three jockeys and 37 horses. Holy shit. The insurance went out the roof. So Boulder State is great. It's an amazing game.

One thing that you learn, if you want to make a good video game, you're going to have to lose some horses. You had to kill a few horses. 37 horses. 37! Could you imagine the horse tax on that? Yeah. Horse tax. Yeah, they fit it to the workers, though.

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It shatters the mouth. I see them like trying to put the, the, the, uh, the, which we'll call it like the, the eye visors for like the virtual reality visors over Oculus for horses It just acts like a com out. And it's just... Like drooling. It just acts like a comatose guy that's got the headset on. It's just not even moving. It's just moving its horse hips with the mouse as its cock slowly slips out of its sleeve.

It gets bigger. Bigger. Bigger. Bigger. And we're watching it on a screen like, what is he looking at? And it's just trying to watch the tits get bigger. And he're watching it on a screen like what he's looking at. He's just trying to worst chance to get bigger. And he's just like shaking and coming. What the fuck?

Oh, shit. Holy shit, that got me. Imagine what the centripetal force is and the splatter pattern of force come out of a gyroscope. It's shaking around. Just a 20 inch horse dog just flopping around in a gyroscope. It's shaking around. Just a 20 inch horse dog just flopping around in a gyroscope

as it gets bigger. No. No. No. Did you say iVisor? In iVisor? The fucking VR headset. Oculus on a horse. In iVisor? I don't know what they're called. I love a fucking horse in VR. VR?

Yeah, you started with iVisor. I heard that shit in there. I had to work my way there. All right. Fuck you. It's like a hard word. I had to sound it out a couple of times. Dear God. That got me right there.

Yeah. The fucking horse. There's a horse in fucking VR. Did we ever finish your Delta story? Ah, whatever. Yeah. He got here. He's here.

Yeah, he made it. Delta sucks. The end. It's gonna be our next shirt he made it. Delta sucks. The end. It's going to be our next shirt. It just says Delta sucks. It's just got the airline, and it says flying sucks, and it's just D, Delta. Flying sucks, D. All right, I guess I'm playing Baldur's Gate tonight.

Yeah, I'm going to. Is it multiplayer? Yes, but there's a caveat. The multiplayer with Baldur's Gate is very tricky. You have to play with your friends. There is no in and out. It's like a D&D session. Oh, yeah.

You actually only can play with. Meaning if whoever is the host for the game. Yeah, that's their game. You've got to be in that game. If you want to play that game, they have to play your characters. I get it. Yeah, I get it. Make sure.

Have a solo character. Also have a co character also have a a like co-op character okay yeah oh man so if he's in charge of let's say that we all play balder skate and we go to play your game like you're in charge of your leading pretty much yeah it's like my server so then we would all go to yours and that would be like its own separate game whereas let's say i was in charge of one separate yeah we could have two characters yeah that's kind of cool if you wanted to like play around and do different stuff and be like hey i want to try yours we were on this one mission and i wanted to be fast and cool and

we were on yours and my cost my cock was too big one of my favorite things i've read so far about it is it's unbelievably horny every character's trying to fuck you unless you're an idiot and you don't talk to any of your characters you're just playing it like a video game yeah like a big magic gathering player was going through playing it but she decided not to talk to any of her party members like the entire time until it got to the scene where like you figure out if your party likes you or not and everyone fucking hated her and she's like what do you mean i thought everybody said this game was horrible. I can't fuck anyone. She got turned down by all the NBC's.

Has a video of it. It's funny as shit. But it's like a game where you have to actually talk to the people in your garden. It's interacting in real life. That's how it actually goes. There's got to be an achievement with the amount or all characters that you could possibly fuck being fucked. Oh, there's got to be an achievement for fucking so many people. You can kill your friends in the game, like permanently. Like there are some of the NPCs,

cause there's like seven or six companions that have like their own little stories weaved in through the main story of the game. And if you kill one of them, they're just like, all right, they're dead. There goes their story. There, it's not like a normal game where you can't kill the main character type stuff. Like you're gonna just be like, fuck you, push them off a cliff and they're just like all right they're dead there goes their story there it's not like a normal game where you can't kill the main character type stuff like you're gonna be like

fuck you push them off a cliff and they're dead dude that shit used to happen in did you guys play oblivion yeah oblivion no it was morrowind no dude in oblivion it would happen there would be there was random missions that i couldn't do in oblivion because npc would die off yeah they would just get murdered by bandits no it was mor more when It was oblivion. Yeah, we had the day had a patch it Yeah They had to fix it because there was a woman who had a whole like storyline and she travels from like town to town And she found her dad she gets killed by fucking bandits She's fucking dead on the road dude

And I'll go find her and then she she's just laying there. I'm like, what? Yeah, and more when it would happen all the time. Oh, yeah. If you would accidentally kill a main story, and it would just pop up a message being like, you have altered the fate of time. You can no longer complete the game. Get fucked, nerd. And then go back, and you play the rest of the game.

You're like, what? I'm stuck. This is it? I'm waiting. Can I reload? And you're like, seven hours ago. What did I do in the last seven hours? But yeah, you can just straight up kill off

super important people, or they'll die off screen if you do the wrong thing. Oh, that's one thing on Remit 2. There is friendly fire. And it's intense. Once you start getting leveled up up there, you can just one-shot your teammates and it's intense. Like, once you start getting leveled up up there, you can just one-shot your teammates

and it fucking sucks. Yeah, like, if you're like trying to shoot a boss and they like walk by you real quick and you blast them back in the head,

it fucking kills them. They're down. You're like, oh, whoopsie. I love, oh. But you can, there's skills you can get that's called like

man's best friend or some shit like that. And if you're, if your dog, if you have the dog out, that like, don't fuck the dog. Yeah, it cuts that the dog. Yeah.

It cuts that in half. Like you do way less damage to your teammates and there's a skill you can upgrade that makes you do less damage to teammates. But yeah, dude, like there's so many times that we're like, we're like, all right,

just watch out for each other. Cause some of the moves and guns you get, like there's a, a mod you get for a game where you shoot out a fucking fire tornado. And if any fire tornado, if anyone, and it sucks stuff into it so if it's any close to any of your friends at all they're fucking dead like it it will down them and then

it will melt them while they're like trying to crawl out of it and then they're completely dead like you can't do shit you got to go back to a fucking like save point and to like bring them back but we're like okay well we're fighting this boss so we got to stay away from each other and we got to use certain moves or we're going to just fucking kill each other. Don't send the slutty tornado after me, please. Yeah, don't send the fire tornado. It's like the best mod you get in the game. It's fucking so strong, but it's almost pointless to use

because you just kill your teammates all the time. The hornado. Yeah, yeah. I knew that joke would hit you. Countdown. Put a countdown for Richard's joke and him waiting for it. You always know when I've got like a little bit of a zinger because I'll, my face is just.

You get excited for a joke. Yeah. I go excited. I go, I gotta wait my turn. Wait my turn to talk. When teacher's done, raise your hand and go. Hornado. Hornado.

Yeah. I've only got one word to say. I can't just be like I'm going to have to play that one It's a fun one If you have your friends to play with It's a fun one You guys can just grind the hell out of it

It's that I still have to be FF16 Same dude It's been too much Tarkov just wiped you I'm not being ungrateful Same. I love it. It's great for games. It's been too much, man. Tarkov just wiped two. Yeah, I don't want to like, you know, I'm not being ungrateful, but like, dude, there was so many games back to back to back that I have not finished. I bought so many.

I was like, oh, fuck. And then we had Armor Core 6 coming out. And that's the game I'm going to be fully invested in. And then iRacing, those fucks got back into it. That Lords of the Fallen new one comes out in October. It's like. Starfield's dropping. Yeah, fuck, dude.

Too much. Cyberpunk expansion. So much, so much. We fucked everyone. Rich, there's like, very rarely, for the last two years, three years, it's just been shit games that have been launching. And now that, for whatever reason, the gaming community or the good developers

are like, here, here. Here's actual good games. Here's every game. I'm choosing at once. Too much. And you're like, here, here, here's actual good games. Here's every game. I'm choosing at once. Too much. And you're like, Street Fighter 6. Final Fantasy 16,

the exact same week with Diablo on there. Well, fuck Diablo 4 dropped. That Star Wars game came out at the same time. Yep. I know a lot of people

weren't really like, you know, into it or whatever, but that new Dead Island came out and it was fucking fun, dude. It was a fun time.

And then it was Dead Island, Star Wars, Diablo, Final Fantasy, and then whatever else that has come out since then. Fucking so many other ones. It's too much. We had the big Targoth boy. We have Baldur's Gate. Starfield coming out next month.

I think so, yeah. Yeah, September. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Dude, it's a crazy time. And then Armor Core 6. Yeah. And new Mario, new Super Mario RPG. I saw that.

Is Starfield multiplayer? I can't remember. I didn't think so. Rich is a player. Starfield. I'm learning. It's Skyrim. It's Skyrim, yeah.

Oblivion of Space. No, I know. My buddy played it back in the day when you could, it was like one of the first games where you could like fuck another character, but it didn't like show it. It just like closed it. Or my thing is

something else. No, Fallout used to be able to do that. Okay, so it wasn't Fallout. Maybe it wasn't one of the first,

but if I think I know what you're talking about. I played Red Dead Red Dead 2. Mass Effect. It's kind of like Mass Effect.

It's just like, it's a single player Mass Effect, but like first person. Red Dead. Oh, see, you played Red Dead.

Red Dead 2 was fucking awesome. They're remaking it. They're remaking it for new consoles, yeah. Wait, Red Dead 2 or Red Dead 1 dead red dead 2 was fucking awesome they're remaking it they're remaking it really consoles yeah wait oh i did too i thought they were making red dead 1 1 maybe so it's red dead redemption is that one that's one okay yeah they're remaking that i haven't played either oh i played red dead 2 bro i played so much I casted bandits with my lasso on the Monk Cliffs for hours. You just do the stupidest shit for hours. It's so fun. Feed people to crocodiles. It's so fun. I played it and then

for some reason my PlayStation took a shit and I had to restart it. I was like two, three days into it. I got through a good portion. I wouldn't say like a third, but I got through where I could go to different towns. You got to the free roam shit. I started getting to the free room yeah they started getting the free room shit not all the towns but i was like oh i got like a a third of the map done i can start exploring more yay great

and and it restarted and so i had to do it again and then unfortunately you know the uh the incest uh guy and girl and they try to like kill you and then you can go back and kill them or they put you in like a yeah a break out or some shit yeah yeah i take this chainsaw massacre so yeah yeah so i go in there for the second time i'm like okay cool i know what to expect this time i'm not gonna get killed you know and thrown in the bone graveyard and then go back and have to kill these people i'm gonna let it go to a certain point and And then we got a pop up. Yeah. I get in there and they start like, hey, we're going to fix you up dinner like Baba Blonde. You go upstairs and you see like mom's dead, like portrait with like the rips in it. You know, and they're like, all right, this family is getting weird. Yeah.

And so I'm like, OK, cool. I think now's the time when I can kill him. And so I firebomb the house and I start shooting them. And then the game's just like, nope. And the big fat brother just sits there and i'm shooting them and nothing's happening and then the rest of the game was weird after that and it never let me kill them i never got the achievement i never got there was like something cool you kind of get out of it too and then the rest of the game was like slightly off at save points and stuff for me but i was

like i'm not starting this over again yeah i'm not doing it so i beat the game and it was such a disappointment because then your character dies game and it was such a disappointment because then your character dies. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I knew he was going to die eventually, but I know he's going to die now. Yeah.

Morrison. So, and you're like, what? And then it fucked the entire game for me. I absolutely, I hated the game at the end of it because I couldn't play as the character. I didn't do all the exploring I wanted to.

And then it stuck me in this little thing of like that end character that you play in. Who's got the scruffy voice? Who's the main character in Red Dead 2? No, right. Yeah, the first one that came out. Can I have to play these? They're really good. I would have liked Red Dead Redemption 2 a lot more had I not had this bobble.

That was, I don't know what it was in the game it made me restart it it fucked up the playing of the game for it i don't say it ruined it because i had a lot of fun but i know it had a lot more fun for it yeah my girlfriend hated it because there was constantly the sound of like the horse and i'm deaf so she'd be in the bedroom and she just she would text me like angry text, from 50 feet away. And just go, can you please turn down the bass so I can't hear the horse fucking galloping for another hour and a half. I just can't hear anything. It's like. It's that bad.

I hear just like watch. Yes, I love this. Y'all, y'all. I'm like, do you know what? It's turned down. It's as low as I can go. If I turn it any lower, I can't feel it. Yeah, I can't feel it I can't feel it

I'm like Beethoven With my hand on the cup Ding ding Ding ding That's an E flat Dong ding Dong ding Except it's horse class

Yeah I need to play that game That was one of the few games When you watch stuff Still coming out for For secrets Or shit people haven't found Still

Still now To this day Even with like the graveyards the pentagrams yeah yeah that yeah that crazy girl that was possessed inside that toilet i just that video popped up like yesterday in the toilet yeah that was like an outhouse they locked her in an outhouse yeah like a family's like little daughter got possessed or some shit they locked her in that she like killed them or like did something to them and they locked her in the outhouse, and they just left the whole house. She spouts out these random numbers. She's like, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you, and then says these numbers.

Apparently later in the game, somebody found out some town. There's all these outhouses, and they're numbered. And it creates a pentagram in the town. If you go to the center of the pentagram, there's a weird building that's got some scary shit going on inside of it, but you can't get inside of it. It's like a barn with ritual shit going going on and then underneath it there's actually a glowing red pentagram yeah midnight yeah but it doesn't do anything it's just like figure out all this cool shit it's just weird and they're like well what do i get out of it do i get a

thing do i get a notification they're just like no you just you just did it just no you just know about it yeah and then now this little thing makes sense it's weird yeah that's why it was a little it was a little bit of a kick in the stomach. It's just like life, unrewarding. Yeah. I don't want that much realism in a game. Thank you. That was very real.

They're like, hey, okay. You did it. Now you just know. Continue. Do you feel better? No. Welcome to the Wild West. It sucks.

A developer wrote that out and was like yeah man that's the end of it what's the conclusion oh they just know that's it you're like what

and one of the one of the abandoned buildings like a little abandoned homestead where like all these people Brian Reynolds and it's for it's like the hellbob comet they're like

you guys remember the hellbob comet yep all the people in like the United States there was like a like a 80 100 person cult. They believed the Hale-Bopp Comet was coming over and there was a spaceship behind it. 28 or 38 people.

They all laid into beds. They were found all in this house that they rented out in LA. Was it the jumpsuits? Yeah, the shoes. They had nice nine piece. Yeah, they had goofy jumpsuits on that were nice and the shoes were all nice. That's where they put their money. Yeah. And they all like bo That's where they put their money.

Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds G-band. Yes, papi. Yeah, we can't say... You can't Ryan Reynolds yourself. Yeah, we get flagged every single episode we talk about anybody. You can talk about it. We just have to use a different word.

Oh, did I say the full word? Oh, I said mill and shelves. You can talk about it. We just have to use a different word. Oh, did I say the full word? Oh, I said it. Mill and shelves. Yeah, mill and shelves. Mill with shelves. Mill and shelves. We call him Ryan Reynolds. Understood, yes.

I like the mill and shelves. The pool. The pool. Yeah, the pool. The opposite of living. Yes, I got it. AI right now is like, we don't know what they're talking about.

What? Move on. There's been some sort of gibberish code. Go on. Humans are so weird. Excuse me while I come back from rearranging Delta flights. I was a microwave. But there's a building where these people themselves, and they're all in bed similar to the Hellbob and there's like photos or drawings on the wall of the spaceship.

And you're like, oh, this is weird. And there's a ton of loot in the building. And then you look up at midnight, and there comes a vroom. There's a flying saucer, and it stops. And then vroom, and it flies away. But there's nothing. But that's it. That's it.

You just kind of go, what was that about? Is there something I need to do? That was cool, but, like, why was it cool? And then they're like, no, that's just a thing that we put in there. You know what's fucked up? What if life's like that? We have all these great mysteries and shit. It's like, nah, just because some dude was a dick when he made the pyramids

and they lined up and he's like, ha, aliens. Maybe Stonehenge was just a basement. They're just like, the water is so cool. They pulled the boards out like, this thing almost makes a perfect clock and you're like i just wanted to see the sunset in the east when i was building my awesome home and how much of our life is that just a lot possibly remember remember when the um the metal triangle

pillar showed up in the middle of the desert yes yeah like what happened you're like a dude just put it there to get some clout like why is everybody pretend freaking out about cuz then he put it they did it like in three other places correct I was like Mars when we seen half the face and then it revealed the other half was just it's just a natural formation that happened it wasn't an actual face on Mars it was like oh it was just a mountain that we're just really looking for some extra bullshit here. 100%.

But thankfully, Rockstar does a great job of that with every little thing. God, I forget how much shit they get. I can't wait to buy a Grand Theft Auto for the 18th time. Well, even Grand Theft Auto 5 or whatever the new one is, they're just finding stuff still to this day where like, hey, if you're on this specific area, there's this rock that has one logo logo that is the only logo in the entire game that looks like this we don't know why they move on it's crazy all the shit that's still being unlocked for those video games red dead has a lot yeah well there's a massive map yeah fucking gigantic we talked about how

big some of those maps are and what was the uh dagger fell dagger falls the biggest and then fuel or refuel whatever that was the second which was like morrowind or any of those have like 500 square feet or a thousand square miles of space where dagger fell was like 26 000 more because the fuel game has 50 000 square miles of like you can explore the territory and it's all seattle you can just drive people like what the fuck and then dagger falls like 200 it was unreal yeah dagger was like one of the biggest games ever made like it's just they just made the map and they're like good luck it's all fucking empty but like and they came out in what the 90s yeah long time ago like that's crazy the 90s was fuel or whatever

that game was it was just a driving game but you could literally just drive drive i have it it's it's kind of on topic for like these games that have these massive maps they obviously take up a lot of space so i'm a console player don't kill me it's just i was for years it's just easy for me hey i got these little sticks and four buttons on each side along with two triggers the two triggers fuck me up but i will go first off i will say the most amazing experience is just sitting on a fucking couch and it just works you don't have to build a pc you don't have to worry about your virus and yeah there things just it's an iphone i just get it and the things that i want i pay five dollars for extra it's simple i forgot real quick is l even elden ring beautiful amazing game for the pc i forgot i had to do it was on my twitter 18

steps to get that game to run on one of my computers 18 steps it was i never had that issue bro thankfully i know a lot when that came in a lot of people were having shit and mine like literally thankfully controller plugged it in turn the game on i'm going mine was a simple yeah yeah so that's why i will always be like yeah consoles like they're fine they're fine yeah i hate people that that lead is PC fuck off man Yeah, let me enjoy a game Yeah But my question is I would have to download these games that have these large maps and if like one game would take up a quarter

Oh, no, but terabyte that Yeah, it's like oh hey 500 gigabytes of fuck oh my gosh So what do you guys do when it comes to PCs? You just get like a hard drive, and you've got like seven hard drives that have different games on it? I have 10 terabytes on it. Yeah, you can put so fucking much in the computers. The computer itself has a bunch of memory. Yeah, you can buy like pretty much as much as you can fit in the bitch.

You can put like fucking terabyte after terabyte after terabyte. You said buy as much as you can fit in the bitch. I immediately went into making your own big wang back in that video game again. You can fit as much as you want in that bitch. And I just imagined a cock going, wah. It's like a Japanese Caleb's insert in that fucking memory.

He's like, yeah, take that fucking bitch. Come on, then. The computer's like, oh, daddy. One, two terabytes. So, five. Oh, fuck. This is so much terabytes. I wasn't built for this. I was in microwave. Too much, too much.

Oh, that's too much RAM, daddy. Fill me up, daddy. Fill me up. RAM me up. I'm only here for a 30-second timer. You can do that with your console, too, though. What's that? You get extra space.

Yeah, I'm not going to. You know what I need to do is I need to stop being cheap. Message any of your friends that know anything about PCs or computers. Hold on. Yes, that. Absolutely. But first... Wow, I guess this was a scolding. I didn't know that was happening. Thanks, PC Daddy.

You can probably just get one for free if you talk to any of us. I know. You can probably just get you a sponsorship if you just decided that you wanted to do it. You can probably just get your friends sponsorship if you just decided that you wanted to do it. You just talk to your friends, Rich, and you just reached out. I'm so shitty like that where I could just reach out and be like, hey, guys, could you help me out here? I kind of need some help doing this.

I haven't bought a brand new gaming console. I don't think since like 10 years ago when I bought a brand new Xbox 360. I would buy used PlayStations and then just deal with the consequences. I'd be like, I don't want to spend $600 on a new one. I'll spend $150 on a used one and then I'll figure out that it's got an overheating thing

and I'll be like, no, you know what? That's actually a good thing. I should only play for half an hour at a time because it would overheat every half an hour. I need to go do something else. I should only play for half an hour at a time. You could overheat every half an hour. And then I'd be like, I need to go do something else. I should clean. I got to stop this. Yeah.

Like, you know what? 30 minutes every couple hours is good. Why don't you reach? You're the only dude that started streaming. And all of us knew you started streaming for the sheer DMs we got. It's like, hey, can you help Rich? He can't figure out. And you don't reach out to a single person about, hey, audio.

Hey, anything. Everyone's like, he's struggling. Can you just go help him? To be fair, he did reach out once. You did reach out to me one time. I don't remember if it was about your capture. I have a DM from you. It was about streaming though.

100%. There was one time. There was one. So part of why I didn't look for help while I started streaming, when I started streaming, was I knew that the journey of a grown-ass man trying to accomplish a new task would in and of itself be entertaining. Task grab. And if it wasn't cringy to watch for entertaining, it would be at least like uh what would you call it where like you can you can see yourself in it where you've been relatable relatable yeah it was at least

relatable struggle the relatable struggle people like i plugged everything in why won't it work you know just it's like your parents yelling at the vcr like i keep hitting oh yeah there's plenty of times that i'll message one of these guys anytime i have like a random little thing that i'm going on i'm like like, I don't know. And it's always just the littlest thing. And that's what the issue is. It's always the littlest things are so confusing. It's one button or one chord was just in the...

There's another slot right next to that one. You were supposed to be right here. You were right here. I remember audio. This was going so hard with the dual PC. It's always audio. I just did this last month with you. When you're doing a dual PC thing,

there's always some kind of audio thing that just appears and you're like, where? Where's the problem? But yeah, it's a lot. You put it in the D port,

not the C port. Yeah, literally, it's shit like that. You're like, oh, you were supposed to use this computer and not that computer for that. That's literally- That's what happened last time.

That's what you hit me up. Yeah, because there for the longest time, my Discord, the way it's set up was putting all on gaming. Yeah, so it was all my fucking gaming audio

was coming through to them so they could hear fucking everything perfectly. They're like, oh, so loud. I just didn't know

that for like years or for like months. I was like, what? They were like, yeah, we can hear it all. I was like,

what? I was like, didn't you tell me that? I was like, that's so annoying. I was like, I would have lost my mind. I like your friends that say anything that just want to play with you. I was like, what? I was like, why didn't you tell me that? I was like, that's so annoying. I was like, I would have lost my mind. I like your friends

that say anything that just want to play with you and they're like, it's fine, go. And then he was like, yeah, you're supposed to use your gaming computer

for Discord, not the streaming computer. I was like, oh, I was like, okay. And then that was it. That was it.

Yeah, we had that call because you were like, what? I'm like, wait, what? Wait,

what is it on? He's like, oh, this computer. I was like, no, it has to be on this computer. Oh, then I did it and it like, no sound was coming. I was like, oh, what is it on? He's like, oh, this computer. I was like, no, it has to be on this computer. He's like, oh, and then I did it, and no sound was coming.

I was like, oh, that's it. It's just so much goofy stuff all the time. It's like a little thing. You're like, mm, and you've got to really rack your brain or just think or message somebody who's done with it a million times. You're just trying to figure out. You're like, what? My steering wheel for the racing sim wouldn't get registered no matter what.

I was like, is it broke? Because it moved. Is it broke? Whatever. Is it broke? A Hispanic driving an unregistered vehicle? How realistic. I get pulled over in iRacing.

What? This game's so difficult. I get pulled over. It's fucked up because I drove an unregistered vehicle for three years here in Texas. Dude, Texas is ridiculous. Everybody is just like no license. That's what I just got that ticket for that I was talking about earlier.

It's hard to run out of state plates. You just get like a computer. It's like code. You just get a massive printout of numbers. It doesn't come in a nice little pre-cut package when you run out of state plates. Yeah. So you just go. You either learn how to read them or you go.

Not worth it today. Slow it down, friend. And then just go. That's what happened. I know. I got pulled over one time. They were like, you've lived in Texas for two years. These are Vermont plates.

You have a Texas license. Just slow it down. I'm like, okay. I'll get this thing. I sold my truck and got. My I'm like, okay, I'll get this thing. I sold my truck and got, my guy was like, Hey, I could totally make you get out of this and impound your,

your truck right now. Uh, he's like, just get your stick and done. I was like, okay, that's it. We'll just go.

But it was such an issue to like, like he's like, just call here and tell them that you did it. And like, I called like, and here and tell them that you did it and like i called like and i went there and it was always like no one would answer but it would go to a machine and it would just like it was like so long and i was like fuck it and i would be like no i'm done i'm done i tried i tried i was like i was like fuck it i'll wait for the ticket and then like a ticket comes and it's like, hey, you have court now,

or you can just call us and make this payment. And then the payment is so fucking easy. $2. They're like, hello, yes, give us your money. And you call. You're like, well, here's the number to make the payment. And one ring. They're like, yep, money.

And they're ready to go. If you're trying to help, you're like, oh, yeah, I need to get out of this because I did the thing. I fixed it. And they're like, no. That was going to take a long time. No like no no no no i'm not answering wait a minute i'm not answering that i'm busy dude i'm shitting i can open up two windows on my computer yeah or one yeah it's up to you let me tell you that second window was real hard money you know what the issue is? The issue is you call up the first one, and it's

a horse in a gyroscope with two houses. Trying to figure it out. I don't know how to do this. It's my first day at work. The slider scale. Just making big horse tips. But no, yeah,

then I just had to pay it, and it was really easy. I was like, okay, whatever. It's always how it is. That's always how it is. Anytime I ever get pulled over, they're like, I'm not going to give you a ticket, but here's how you not get a ticket. And it's such a bitch to do that I'm just like, fuck it. Give me a ticket.

Give me. I will pay the fine. I will give you money right now to get this done with. I fucking hate it so much. My one of my cars is very over. Yeah. Yeah, mine was like a year. Three.

Mine is one. Mine was three. Yeah, mine was one. That's why I just, when I sold my Raptor, they're like, Jesus. I'm like, just give me a new car. I've been pulled over. You have a purple heart plate Go fuck yourself

I've been pulled over in my purple heart plate Look at Crispy Yeah they can't be like fuck I gave the guy with the purple heart a ticket today I'm gonna get Somebody's gonna give me a titty twister when I get back That's what they're worried about You gave me the purple heart You're like the Indian Texas

Indian bird Indian bird Putting their finger in there and flipping your nose You gave him a man with a purple heart. Like in the Indian Burr. He's from Texas, you bitch. Twist, twist. Indian Burr, Indian Burr. Putting their finger in there, flipping your nose, and you swirlies and shit. Fuck. At the police department,

and Caleb said. Yeah, turn your tickets in. Here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You gave him a man with a purple heart. It was expired three years ago. You idiot. Fucking three students. What? It was expired three years ago. You idiot.

Fucking three students. What? No, what? You made the face. There was a kid and it wasn't a big deal, right? I think it was like, what? There was a kid. Listen, there wasn't a big deal.

There was a kid. Right now, it's gone now. All right, we wasn't a big deal. There was a kid. Right now, not a big deal. He's gone now. All right, we can't find him. We've got a solemn music playing right now. I think he went through a stop sign, or he was going a little fast, just a little bit over, and he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. And he had a weird license plate, and I didn't know what it was. And I was like, he's got a weird license plate like whatever a weird license plate happens all over the time so I go I got 800 types of license plates

I go I'm gonna cut you break I'm gonna give you this like violation ticket I think I forget what it was for is either the speed or it was one instead of like two or three that I could have given him and he goes to like drive away or he did drive away. And then one of the lieutenants, my supervisors, comes up and he goes, and he's like, do you know who that is? I go, no, who is that? They're like, that's Bobby Johnson. I go, I don't know who Bobby Johnson is. They go, do you know Bobby Johnson Sr.?

I was like, no. He's a police officer that died in the line of duty. You just gave a ticket to a kid whose father died in the line of duty as a police officer and it was like some it was either for our city or for like somewhere around and like i felt like the biggest piece of shit i just gave a kid who's completely nice completely fine he's like i'm sorry sir i understand you know not a dick at all yeah and his license plate, my daddy died as a cop for you. For you, you piece of shit. And you just looked at the license plate.

As you walked around the car, you're like, I don't know what the fuck that means. Hey, here's this ticket. I don't know what that shit means. What's this goofy license plate? You little bitch. Signature's a dick. I could have fucked you more. Here's one ticket.

Dude, I was like, oh, no. And so I found out somebody that knew him. And I was like, dude, plead not guilty to it. I think we can let this slide. I'm not showing up to court. I'm not. Please don't ever. I will never look at you again.

I'm so sorry. And the plaintiff defended. If I had that kind of power to be like, oh, a speeding ticket. My father died. I remember when my father power to be like, oh, a speeding ticket? My father died. For you. I remember when my father used to speed before he died. I remember when my dad was pulling people over before he got murdered. Yeah, before he got murdered.

My dad used to speed before he died, but it was because he was trying to save people from buildings and being shot because he was a police officer. But I'm sure he'd be fine with this ticket. But my father would understand that you gave me his son still alive. from buildings and being shot because he was a police officer. But I'm sure he'd be fine with this ticket. My father would understand that you gave me his son still alive while he no longer. The last to carry his name. The last to carry his name. Oh man.

You're like, you're sitting there like, like to the quiver and. Dude, I sat in the car and I was like, everybody in my department is going to know about this and I'm going to be a big piece of shit if I don't immediately fix this that's pretty funny it's not a big deal

but you know so was it when you turned in the tickets and like yo dog I said if I remember correctly I think he was still there. And I walked up to his car. I was like, dude, was your dad a police officer? He's like, yeah.

I was like, was he so-and-so? He's like, yeah. I go, why did you say anything? He's like, I mean, you're just doing your job. I just want to do it. I don't know. I fucked up. Yeah, I fucked up and you did it.

I go, bro, not like this. Don't be a good kid, dude. Be a piece of shit, at least. No, don't be a piece of shit. Just let me know. Dad was dead, and he was a cop. Here you go, everybody. If you get pulled over, make sure you tell the officers that your dad's died.

And he was a cop. Yeah. Make sure to be like, damn, my dad would have really hated to see me get this ticket. Huh? Oh, yeah, he's a dead cop. It's a picture. Huh? You. It's a picture of your dad. You just have a bad photo of your dad. Here's what it looks like with a picture of your dad.

It's just like a random like, it's got the like. It's a police dude with a Photoshop face of whoever your dad is. That's him, he's dead. What was the movie called with Keanu Reeves' Neo? What was it called? It's on the web. The Matrix?

The Matrix, thank you. I just blanked. So The Matrix, it's. I just blanked. So, The Matrix. It's like that scene in The Matrix where Mouse is about to die, the white haired female. And she's just like, no. Not like this. Not like this.

Not like this. And that was me in the car like, my dad's dead. I was like, not like this. No. Not like this. Oh, that would have been hard. Oh yeah, it hurt. It was, it was, it was, you get moments like that.

So you're still there. And they ran back. The other like, integrity, you did the right thing. Kid deserved it. And I was like, no, no, no, no. Don't say that. Don't say that. No, the ticket.

He's got to deserve to die. What? The ticket. You deserve it. The ticket. The ticket. What? He didn't deserve it. The ticket. The ticket. No, I didn't say any of that. You took it the wrong way. So you walk back to your car, and then you walk back, and you're like, I fucked up.

Dude, I walked up, and I was like, why? You just hint at the fact that your father used to do what I did until, unfortunately, one day he didn't. You come back that Why would I ever bring that up? That's a weird conversation point. Every time he gets pulled over he has to be like, you're bringing up a hurtful memory. Ouch.

You come back to the window and he looks up at you and he's all sad. There's like a halo behind his head. And you're just like, oh. He opens his wallet, pulls out his license next to the picture of his head. And you're just like, oh. He opens his wallet, pulls out his license next to the picture of his dad. I think he actually had like a card that like said

like, I'm a part of the member of like the Blue Shield Society where your parent passes away while he handed that. You're like, wrong ID. He's like, no, I need to realize it's in Wrecked. What is this stupid shit here? He had to charge them back at the kid's face.

It's like, what is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Flicks it back. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I was just giving you my card. I'm not the corner store, son.

What is this? I'm not the grocery store son I'm not the grocery store you're not buying deli meat take this back the computer even was just like please don't do this I was a microwave and I knew it was a picture of an angel cop pulls up on your screen

you're like oh oh, no. I think it's dad. Are you sure you want to do that? Weird. The computer never asked that before. Weird. Yes. Are you double sure?

Wait, but for real, you're saying yes. Yes. Print the ticket. Yeah, give me my goddamn ticket. Print the fucking ticket. His father's like over my shoulder. And he's just going to be like, I'm going to make you feel like shit. Today is your day.

Hey, little buddy. I'm going to make you look stupid. You're going to be such an idiot. Guardian angel? No. Fuck you, bro. I felt so bad. Did it just pop up somewhere?

No, because I forget the entire scenario. I just remember that I gave the poor kid a ticket. And I looked at his license plate, and I was like, weird. I don't know what that means. And then I just remember somebody coming up to assist me on the entire scenario. I just remember that I gave the poor kid a ticket. And I looked at his license plate and I was like, weird. I don't know what that means. And then I just remember somebody coming up to assist me on the traffic stop. They're like, yo, that's so-and-so's kid. I'm like, who's so-and-so? They're like, the cop that passed away years ago.

I'm like, from what? Retired? No, on the job. The hero cop. Like a fucking hero. They called him hero cop. James hero cop. James Hero Cop. What do you think lethal weapons based off of? Passion of the Christ, have you seen it?

It's based on this guy. He was one of 17 children, born a minority, came from poverty, built his way up. He got a medal of honor in Vietnam. He saved 100 orphans. He's adopted 17 children from lower class families. This is his only real son.

This is his only biological son. What are you doing, Rich? They're like, did you print out a ticket? I'm like, yeah. I didn't know. They're like, you need to fucking pay attention, Rich? They're like, did you print out a ticket? I'm like, yeah. I didn't know. They're like, you need to fucking pay attention, man. I'm like, I thought I did.

He ran the stop sign. He was speeding. I thought I did what you wanted me to do. I thought I did what you wanted me to do. God, when you walked up to that window. I can't just picture him like that. You're just standing there like this. The window's up and you're like. Yeah, I just walked up to him. You I can't just picture him like that and you're just standing there like this. The window's up and you're like...

Yeah, I just walked up to him and I said, you waited for him? And he's like... I tell my partner, this kid's too nice I'm going to yank him out. I'm going to beat his ass. I'm taking his car, I'm taking his keys. I think I smell weed.

That license plate looks like it's fake. It looks like a fake plate. I'm taking his plate. I'm going his keys. I think I smell weed. That license plate looks like it's fake. It looks like a fake plate. I'm taking his plate. I'm going to bite it up in front of him. Did you break his rear light? Yeah. No, he didn't. Tail light's out, bitch.

I'm going to make him go play Red Dead Redemption 2 on my PlayStation and watch him have to re-save it every 30 minutes. That's what this weak kid deserves for running on the stop sign. I walked up to his window. I was like, dude, why didn't you tell me? I like you just placed

it on him still. Little bit. Why didn't you? You fucking made me look stupid. Everyone's going to whip me. It's your fault.

Why didn't you tell me to do my job? Why didn't you tell me your dad was a hero? Damn it. If I know you're a your dad was a hero? Damn it. If I know you're a hero, blank, whatever his name is. Yeah, hero cop. Yeah, angel hero cop.

The third of a line of hero cops. Sir, tell my ID. They're like the lieutenant of dying on duty. I've had three generations. My grandfather, my great grandfather was a cop and he died on land of duty. My grandfather was a cop and he died on land of grandfather my great grandfather was a cop and he died in the land of duty

my grandfather was a cop and he died in the land of duty my dad was a cop he used to lie I'm going to be a cop in a couple years and I'm going to lie I am going to die

in the land of duty and I'm going to get buried with that ticket in my chest so then when I go see Jesus I can tell him don't let this guy in don't let Rich in

Rich gets to him. It's just shaky. I mean, I've nixed a whole bunch of tickets in my life. People have fixed stuff or come up to me and I've validated their sob story. So it wasn't a big deal. Give a serial cop's child a ticket.

That was one of the most embarrassing moments where I gave a poor kid who lost his father and his father happened to be a police officer near us and a ticket. That'll teach you to run stop signs. Yeah. That is one when you watch him drive away, you're like,

damn it. I mean, I was gonna fix it, but I felt like a bag of shit for like a couple hours. I was like, man, bleh. Then you had to rip it and you were good to go. Yeah. Oh man.

Go? So I taught my friends about rip-its when I was a rookie. I used to bang the side of a – so we used to have – not El Caminos. Rancheros? No, no, no, no, no, no. What's the – oh, my gosh. Crown Vicks. So we used to have the Crown Vicks.

Best cop car ever. Interceptors? Amazing. All about it. So great. I want one. Two-wheel ever. Interceptors. Amazing. So great. I want one. Two-wheel drive. You can still take it through the snow.

You could bang them up, dent them up, straighten out the frame. They were great. And the interesting thing, I guess, about the Crown Vicks is that both the passenger and the driver's side, if you had like the shitty police vehicles, the bare bones ones, is that the big plastic shroud that goes on the inside of your car, like know, that like your little arm attachments onto and the little door opener and shit. The window crank. Correct. Some of them.

Yeah, most of them. It was just like hollow plastic, but it was very like bendable and but taut. So if you got amped up and you started hitting it, it sounded like a drum. So if we would get in car chases, you'd start going, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, we're going in car chases. Boom, boom, boom. It was like a war drum for cops. Oh, that's cool.

You would just like, you'd hear the radio click off and be like, he's going northbound on Bailey. And then all of us would just jump in the car with the windows down, screaming out the window, get in the car, let's go. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. And yeah, if we got, I would say we're going to get high on Rippets. And so you would drink a Rippet at the beginning of a shift and not the half little tins.

No. You got the full fulls? The fulls. Yeah, the tall boys of like, oh, Power and Citrus. Power, Citrus. Because Power is a flavor. What was the green one? It was like the America one.

It was like Patriot. Oh, yeah. But I went with the OG. They have the Mountain Power, Citrus, and Granaberry. Palm and Granaberry. It's like pomegranate, pomegranate. Anyway, yeah, I taught my friends about the power of the Rippet. And every once in a while, we would have a good day.

I'd be like, let's get a Rippet. You want to go? You want to be a Rippet at the beginning of a shift? They'd be like, it's Rippet time. You go to the fucking warehouse store that has them in the back that have been there for four years still? Oh, no. Every dollar store or corner store still has them. What? Oh, yeah. Dollar store that has them in the back that have been there for four years still. Oh, no. Every dollar store or corner store still has them.

What? Oh, yeah. Dollar store still has them. Corner stores in the hood still have them. I love corner stores in the hood. I didn't know that. All right. You can get chicken wings.

You can get pasalillos. You can get hot dogs. You can get nachos. You can get rip-its. Buck. You can get a buck. Oh, yeah. Fucking rip-its, dude.

I had a buddy of mine send me a case of rip-ets, and he was like, you know what you must do? You know what you have to do. No. Oh, man. I drank that shit. I have diabetes now. It's great. They're so bad, Caleb.

Oh, yeah. No, I've had Rippets. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, like I grew up in the small town. Oh, yeah. Dollar General. Our gas stations had them. We had Rippets.

That's what we had. small towns. Our gas stations had them. Small town Dollar Generals or Dollar Trees dollar stores are clean. They're nice. They take care of them. Because it's all you have. It's the closest thing. It's got to have it all. It's good.

You go to the city ones or the suburb ones next to a city and you're kind of like, you guys ever hear of a mop? Yeah. Jeez. Just the quality control is not there. Both the item and the gear. You need both.

I'm like, oh, this is, we're in this neighborhood. It doesn't look good. I don't know what that means. I was always in like my very poor neighborhoods. Dirt floor? Yeah, we walk in, I'm like, oh, yeah, it smells like my very poor neighborhoods. Dirt floor? Yeah. We walk in, I'd be like, oh yeah, it smells like a very bad dollar. Everything, like the items are stolen, half open.

Oh yeah, you see half open shit and like the shelving is all jacked up. You're like, guys, it's a dollar. Get in, get out. It's a dollar. Your car has already been broken into. It's already when you get out of it. Yeah. Door's still open.

You're like, damn, it's a hell. A suction cup sign like they have in Portland where it's just like, there's nothing valuable in this car. Wow. I know those nerds. Portland and Seattle now have that. You're like, ah. In LA and most of the West Coast.

One of my buddies, he just had his camera gear stolen. It was $30,000 worth. He pulled up, stopped, went in for mail, came back out, all his gear was gone. He's like, yeah, I just lost $32,000 worth of camera equipment in five minutes. He had no idea what to do. Nah.

No, I like when you're making fun of the Hero Cops kids. Rich being an asshole that was my favorite segment I don't want to talk about actual what was that kid driving a Kia

not a sportage what are we doing on time I gotta pee real bad thank you for watching this was a great podcast as always we have Eli Double Tap

myself Betty Streams and our two beautiful powerful great mustache great beard very bald super awesome guests Caleb Francis, and of course, Rich Angry Cops.

Thank you guys very much. Where can everybody find you two on your things and stuff? Caleb W. Francis, everywhere. Everywhere? Everywhere. And Grizzly Puncher. And? Horsecomber.

Oh, and our new podcast, Time for Pie. There it is. Thank you. There it is. And Rich Angry Cops, everywhere. Except for TikTok, because they just banned me. Is your stream? Yeah,

streams on my YouTube channel. So I'm live streaming military content and nonsense and news on the YouTubes. How often? Usually once a week

on Tuesdays or Thursdays. Okay. Usually I put a little thing up on Instagram to be like, what are we going to talk about? I've recently been informed that people don't realize we stream a lot. We do.

Eli Double Tap, I'm Just Batty, Angry Cops, Grizzly Puncher. Yep. Your YouTube actually is doing your live streams. You did how many numbers on one of your big ones? 180,000 views on a YouTube. Well, I mean, it's a live stream. So people come in and leave whenever they want. Yeah, but it's still unique.

That's pretty intense, yeah. Oh, I'm happy. I'm happy with it. I was impressed. Yeah, that's awesome. It was a little bit of a clickbaity title. I was like, Joe Biden starts World War III. It was, you know.

Sure. Yeah, right. It's done! After show! We'll see you over on Patreon for the after show. After show. I'm going to take a picture. Yeah, everybody go touch yourself.

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