Unsubscribe Podcast - 121 - The Comedian Being Sued Over A Joke ft. Isaac Butterfield

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

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So fucking tall guest. Yes. Hello. Isaac Butterfield. Thank you for stopping in. Gentlemen. It's been a pleasure. Well, the bunsman, the buttsman, the busman.

You got to have the r in there yes please no no that's all i got that's all i got well there's a lot of uh impressions of australian people and they what's the word that nah and what's the other one there's another one like i don't fucking know. I game with a bunch of Australians all the time. Okay. Oh, yeah. Pest and everyone because we have Pestilli we've had. He's a big gamer in Australia. Awesome dude. And Slush

Puppy's the other one. He's from Tasmania. And the boys. And then when Swagger does the best because he lives in Australia now. So Swagger Souls fucking. You can't tell. Go to Dan. Yeah. To a T. You would never tell until fucking... Got a Dan. Got a Dan, yeah. To a T. You would never tell until he goes back to talking.

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And that's almost 50%. Okay, okay okay okay they did good holy shit kevin you didn't mess up that bad i'm getting drunk today i know i just missed it slide me that oh yeah sorry this is my only time i drink is for the show fair enough fair enough my liver can't take it anymore that's why we do a show every other day it's great so you're doing like what, four a week? No, once a week. Once a week.

Okay, okay, okay. You're like, they're alcoholics. That's enough a week. Well, we are, but. So what do you boys get up to? Tell me about yourselves. No, no. About us?

We already went to, whose podcast is this? I don't know. I've got to know. I've got to know. Hi, I'm Isaac. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. It's great to be here, ladies and gentlemen. Make sure you check out the Patreon.

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discount, and then it's not there. Yeah. So these are, wait, so I'm assuming, have you watched any of these episodes? I've watched the start of a few of them. The first, that's, well, honestly, that's all you need to watch. That's all I need to the start of a few of them. The first intro. Honestly, that's all you need to watch. If you watch more than that, it's...

But you know, I'm traveling at the moment. I'm also traveling with my young son. So there's not much time I get to spend on YouTube. He's 32, right? He's 42. Months. Yeah, he's five months tomorrow. So he's growing very, very quickly.

And it's great to travel with him because obviously – so I'm a comedian and I travel for work. That's what I do. So we took most of this year off shows. We're doing some in Australia at the end of the year. But we took most of the year off just to have him, first of all, and then get to know him, see if we like him. And it turns out we do. That's good because I don't think you can return him anymore. No, and then get to know him, see if we like him. And it turns out we do.

That's good, because I don't think you can return him anymore. No, you can sell him. Oh, okay, there you go. Sell him over in China or something. Yeah, somebody will buy it. You've got to put, you know. Yeah, it's a boy. It's going to be tall.

That's got to be worth something. It's got to be, particularly in China. This tiny baby, look, we are very tall, very white. Are you of Asian descent? Yeah. Okay, good, you can do that. Yeah, I can do that yeah oh yeah i was freaking out i was like are you hawaiian

are you asian what are you brownish please tell horizontal eyes or the anyway so i have all the cards thankfully that was it's one thing I was given like you're gonna be Mexican, Asian, white and then some other stuff have fun with that also your son's autistic can have that card so I'm like bro this is dope I have all the cards

I've got an autistic brother so I pull out the autistic card on stage all the time I love it I'm like yep retard I used that card you can blip So I pull out the autistic card on stage all the time. I love it. I'm like, yep, retard. I use that card. Sorry about it. You can blip. You can blip that out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No staring contest. That's literally what I start talking about. That's how I opened my show last year was just trying to find the autistic people. Usually they've got their hand up with a big smile on their face, so it's not too hard. With earphones on? Yeah, yeah.

Because it's too much sensory stuff and i did this whole joke about autistic porn it's a great bit um i'll probably put in my next special but anyway i love you so much more right yeah right so anyway so um yeah mate that's that's me and uh the question was before the show uh about touring and i was planning a tour of the states i had it all booked in had all the shows locked away, contracts signed. And my agent who I was working with, who was a great dude, very nice fella, had some family issues going on, and he went a bit AWOL, so to speak.

Not like post office AWOL with an AR-15. Good, just normal AWOL. He was just hard to contact for a while, which I was angry about. But then when you look through it and go, what would I have done in that situation? Would I have been able to handle the pressure and all that type of stuff? And who knows? You don't know until it's in front of you.

So I just sort of let it go. And we paid for the tickets, my wife and I and tour manager Morgan. So we just thought, stuff it, we'll go anyway. And here we are. So we've been in Austin for the last couple of days, and we're heading down to Houston tomorrow, and we thought we'd stop in on you guys at your undisclosed location on the way. Appreciate it.

Bernie, Texas. I love Texas, man dude texas is i going through all your content i i love watching the different transitions also by the way the the ghost and the ghost stuff yeah did you see him oh yeah yeah yeah so claire and i my wife we do um we do these ghost hunts we did them before young atticus was born, and they're great fun. I hear kids are great for ghost hunts too. Yeah, they pick them up. Exactly.

Or the energy or whatever. Oh, yeah. They'll try to possess them and stuff. It'll be great. A haunted for days. Or we just form into the baby. Well, we just wheel the stroller in or the pram in. Just shut the door.

Shut the door and see what happens. Put a camera on him. Put cameras on him. Yeah. Fingers crossed and just hope for the best. It's a GoPro on the baby's head. Just that baby perspective. It never harmed him or anything. His first words were

your mother's cock sucks cocks in hell. But that's alright. Oh my god, did you get it on camera? His head was turning before he was crawling. It was so sweet. Floating baby. But no. Across the ceiling.

I was talking about this recently. Like we haven't had that many paranormal experiences and we've been in a lot of haunted areas, you know? So I've had one. I don't know if you gentlemen have had any. No, that's why I immediately. You like that? Dude, I was going through everything.

So I was, it's giant notes of what we're going to talk about. But that one was the first one was like, I want to know. What do you want to know? What do you have? Like your big experience with it, especially Halloween's around the corner. Yeah. We're going to try to film a podcast in a spooky location. You should.

What's the potential location? Can I know the details? There's a really haunted. It's like one of the most haunted things in Texas is here in San Antonio. I forget what- Is it a saint? No, it's-

What is it? Someone was telling me the other night. It's like a hospital or an asylum or some shit. Yeah, asylum or something like that. Yeah. But- I think you should. I think that would be very fun.

Do it at midnight. It's going to be so much fun. Do a live stream. I don't know. It would be- It is good fun and it's scary and it plays on your mind. That's the hard part.

It's still scary. So the scariest, I've had two experiences, one being very terrifying and one being actually paranormal in my opinion. And before I get to that, the scariest thing we ever filmed was we did a documentary looking for Bigfoot, but what's known as the Yowie in Australia.

So indigenous culture in Australia has the Yowie. They also have one sort of cryptid that lives near billabongs what's that called morgan um the uh can you google that hey eli you want to help me thank one of our favorite sponsors today eli oh god not again got him she she sure does make the most comfortable boxer briefs I've ever worn or you've ever worn. I'm wearing a pair of Sheath underwear every time you hear from me. And I'm taking them.

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code unsubscribe for 20% off. The animal that lives or the cryptoid animal that lives by legend near like billabongs and that type of stuff. Anyway, sorry. You're just making up gene companies?

Billabongs? What? The bunyip. That lives in, yeah, sorry. You're just making up jean companies? Billabongs? Billabongs? Still in brand? What? The bunyip. That lives in, yeah, yeah. The bunyip? What the fuck is that? The things that are on your feet?

Claire's got a few bunyips. We've had to scrape them off, but she's the bunyan lady. Ribbed for her pleasure. That's that face of. Yeah, bitch. I've got them. So the bunyip lives by like billabongs, which is like creeks and stuff. Okay, okay, okay.

But the yaoi is Australia's Bigfoot. They've got them all over the world. And it's very interesting that they do have those stories all over the world. I think that sort of leads to the assumption that something existed at some point or perhaps it still does. We did one in Queensland at a place called the Glasshouse Mountains, and maybe the viewers can check that out. It's this beautiful big mountain in the middle of the bush,

middle of the forest, and it just goes straight up. It actually looks, this is what the indigenous culture in that area says, it looks like a yaoi's face or a bigfoot's face. Now that's sort of what they believe. It's so fucking bad. Is it just one peak? No, no, it's sort of, it almost looks like a head, like a head pointing up, like laying down.

Yeah, that's awesome. Anyway, so we go into this area, and it's frightening through the night because there's this concept of looking for Bigfoots known as tree knocks, if you've ever heard of tree knocks. I have, yep. So basically you hit a stick with a tree. It's very, very-

I could tell you. We call it in America, we call it snipe hunting. Snipe hunting. But you do it for kids and you do it to trick kids to be like, you got to go hunt a snipe. Like, how do you get a snipe? You smack sticks together. Yep.

And then you'll have the kids that just go play in the woods and they smack it. We didn't find any snipes. Yeah, yeah. Back in the day, it's how you'd get your kid to waste time. Right, okay. You just tell them snipe hunting and you smack sticks together. Fair enough, fair enough. I'm sure we've all done things like that. We used to have rock fights. That's kid to waste time. Right. You just tell them snake hunting and you smack sticks together. Fair enough.

I'm sure we've all done things like that. We used to have rock fights. That's how stupid we were. Yep. Better not. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard.

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I've had many a rock and BB gun fight as a child. We don't have BB guns. We don't have any guns You can't get gel blasts as they're illegal too Nothing Yeah, it's a ridiculous place to live Surprise we have cap guns anyway So I actually think they're hard to find too So we're out in the bush in the middle of the night And we're on this trail and we've walked maybe a mile and a half in sort of thing

and we do the tree knocking. And then off in the distance we hear a reply. We do it again and we get a reply. At some point we hear something walking on the side of the track that we're on and then we hear it on the other side and then a further back behind and the guide that we're with. She was a bit crazy, but she started going. She was.

Wasn't she, Claire? She was like, there's one at 6 o'clock and then at 9 o'clock and then at 12 o'clock. No, wait, 11.30. There's a small one. And so it was a bit hard to believe. We're a family attack. That's genuinely what she said.

So she was in tune, she said. So I don't know. We didn't see anything. We heard some weird things and there was a lot of stories around that area. But the scary thing for us was not being in the bush at night and hearing things that you don't know what's around you. But the thing for us was, or what I heard about this area,

there was two things that sort of freaked me out was one of the guys who was on the tour with us or on one of the tour guides was Ron. And Ron was like a 65-year-old dude, heaps normal, like just really normal. Just a normal old dude. Boring old dude boring old dude the type of dude that would be at the beach with a metal detector that type of dude

and he says somebody's dad just walking around scanning and I think he pointed at my hand then and then I looked at my hand and I'm doing that is that like some sort of symbol throwing gang signs, sorry guys 10% off

10% off now Tissue touching. Casting spells. 10% off, Budsmart. Now, so, okay. So I'm there and Ron goes, yeah, it's absolutely real. I was walking down the trail one day, never believed in anything like this. And right up in front of me, maybe 100 yards or so, he sees this giant six, eight-foot creature walking in behind a tree and then disappearing.

Nah. That's like my biggest fear even with ghost hunting or anything like that you'll see something and then who the fuck's gonna believe you can because you know you're the crazy person you're justifying it everyone else you'd be like you guys are good normal dude yeah he's boring he's boring metal detects? Why is metal detecting those fucking random boring shit? Even worse is metal detecting by throwing a rope in a river and pulling

shit out with a magnet magnet fishing. Have you seen that? All they do is pull up old bikes. It's like, what the fuck? Who wants to pull up an old Huffington? Well, here in America we find guns. Sure, sure. In Australia we're pulling up bike helmets. That's Well, here in America, we find guns. Sure, sure. In Australia, we're pulling up bike helmets.

That's it. Don't know why they're metal. But anyway, so he said that, but then he ruined it. He ruined it. And I said, so Ron, tell me this. Why do we not see them on camera? Why is there very little evidence? Why is this so hard to spot?

He said, I believe they're interdimensional beings. And I went, yeah, you lost me. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. And he told us that he's got a haunted doll at home. And we saw the video of this doll. It's on the YouTube video. It's Australian Bigfoot, Isaac Butterfield, if you want to watch it. And it's not monetized. I'm not gonna make any money off it. So I'm not promoting myself.

I'm not promoting myself. We're not making money either. It's fine. We're good. So, and he shows the doll and this is all alleged. I'm not saying he did anything, but just hear me out. What did he do? Where did he touch the doll? And this is all alleged. I'm not saying he did anything, but just hear me out. Where did he touch the doll? On the cock.

He showed us the doll. The doll's very creepy. But then he told us this story about his wife getting black eyes from the doll and she's not being able to remember things. And I'm sure he didn't do anything. I guarantee you he didn't. But it's just like. That sounds like a domestic charge to me.

No, no, that's not what I'm saying at all. Anyway. That's what we're saying. He was tossing her an encyclopedia. She didn't catch it. Yeah, maybe the doll had fallen off its perch onto his head. Anyway, so. I just picture it's like, this story doesn't work, Catherine.

We need to come up with something better. The ghost doll. The doll. The ghost doll did it. It's believable. And there's a. What's crazy is there's no babies in this house right now. You hear that?

That was creepy as. I know, you just disappointed by babies. So, yeah. So the haunting stuff is really creepy. The creepiest one we've had for me was the actual paranormal experience and the real scariest was something that we did in a haunted tunnel. The real experience I had was at a haunted museum and we were walking around and getting a tour of the museum.

It was all like old farming equipment and all just boring shit, a couple of fucking magnet rocks or whatever. Who gives a shit now? We were in there and we're walking around. This lady's giving a tour. She's talking about a stroller, a pram. What do you guys call prams here?

Pram? Pram? Stroller? Stroller. Stroller. Yeah. Prams? We call them prams.

A little bit different. It feels like it's a brand. I've got no idea. Pram, stroller, pushy thing. English is so fucking weird, bro. Yeah, it is. It is.

You guys are weird too. You're fucking driving the wrong side of the road. we're you don't adopt adopt the metric system all this gallon shit don't how many gallons are i don't even know i'll get fucking how many cups in a gallon how many cups like 30 something right how much water in a cup i don't know i always forgot there's the cups to liters and then liters to gallons but then it's all fucking backwards on it's stupid but the imperial system is stupid fat electrician he'd be defending this oh man one of our buddies he's like you fucks are doing it wrong i'm like i don't know they have a one one hunt 10 10 100 a kilometer meter yep it's's all so easy. I can look and I'd be like, I'm going a hundred kilometers.

That's easy. Yeah. I love it. And that's like the speed limit in most parts. Like on highway, a hundred kilometers an hour. Here it's 60 or 65 or whatever. Anyway, it's a whole thing. You guys are crazy, but you got guns, so I love you.

Now, I'm a big fan of guns. Stand, it's fine. We have guns. Imperial system's great. Oh, you didn't, man, we have one or two. Dude, if I lived here, I'd have so many. We have probably between you and me, we have a hundred and something. That's so cool.

Over a hundred. I love that, man. I'm so jealous. Cause I can't have anything. We each got 50 cals. I shot a 50 cal. One of my mates has one and I shot shot it, and it was so good. It was just so good.

I loved it. We had Chris Ramsey or Wes Barker. They're a YouTube musician. They do the puzzles, things like that. They're like comedian musicians. I don't know puzzles. I'm not a fucking nerd, but yeah, go on. Get fucked, Chris.

Fuck you, Chris, and everything you stand for, you dirty devil. I'm sorry, mate. I'm only joking. I'm sorry, mate. I'm only joking. I'm sorry. So they came out and filmed with us. And it was their first time shooting Big Boy 50 Cal. And it's in an enclosed space. And we're like, OK, here's the 22.

I think we gave them a 22 suppressed first fire. And then we immediately went into the 50 Cal. And it's, ka-ka-boof. And both the expressions are Canadian. They're like, oh. So their whole heads open like on South Park. Oh, literally. and it's both the expressions are Canadians. They're like, so their whole heads open like on South Park. Just all the way back.

I think my favorite was Harley. We had Harley from a Harley Morris, from Epic Meal Time on. And he fired a 50 gallon for Simon. He was just like, take it away. This is the, he came on the spot and he just walked around the boner for four days. I've got this video of me firing it for the first time.

I was with this guy and he's just broken up with his girlfriend and he had her car up on the hill, like, I don't know, a couple of kilometers away. They shot her car? Yeah, yeah. We were just firing this.50 cal into this car and I don't know what the rifle was, but same sort of thing. What led up to like, I'm going to shoot her car?

I don't know. I think he paid for it and he went, I'm gonna shoot the fuck out of this. And fair enough. America. This was in Australia. What? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is in America. This is Australia. How the fuck did you get a 50 cal there? I don't know. It's like hunting, I guess, in case a fucking Tyrannosaurus comes into your backyard. I was gonna say,

what? A kangaroo? A giant kangaroo comes for you. A 30 foot kangaroo. It was great but you should see it hit like the

what would you call it on a wheel where the brake is so that real big thick metal part. Oh the caliper? Yeah the caliper like it hits that

and puts a massive hole through it. It's crazy man. And you're firing these rounds and they're like I don't know $10 Australian each

or $15 Australian each. It's like $5 here. Yeah. Cheap M cheap m80s five bucks yeah yeah so we're around like if you take your your price for something we're about double that's like the australian sort of exchange rate that's the easy way to do it anyway it's truck month at gmc tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 sierra 1500 pro graphite at 0% financing for up to 72 months. With an available 5.3 liter V8 engine, 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels, off-road suspension with available 2 inch factory installed lift kit, plus a towing capacity of up to 13,200 pounds. You'll be ready for anything this truck month. Truck month is on now.

Ask your GMC dealer for details. Dude, you should see the miniguns because we have the backpack minigun. And it fires through. We don't own that one. No, that's our buddy. Grout? Grout Tactical? Yeah.

So that is insanity because it's 7.62 blanks we fire from it because you can't fire the real. We've tried to fire the real rounds. It is uncontrollable. Just like as far as kickback or yeah the recoil and you're looking at um i think it's 70 rounds a second so now do the math on that fucking how much money that's not the biggest orgasm of all time so it's like 70 to 110 rounds a second wow and how much is uh 308 right now like buck 80 buck 50 per 100 uh i mean i i boxed the 20s somewhere in there 40 50 bucks depending on what you're buying you can get cheaper obviously by 100 at minimum you're doing a hundred dollars a second yeah but that's the thing that's the thing

we have a lot of bullets here in between everyone. Everyone has a lot of ammo here. Lots of ammo. But trying to, we all fired it with blanks. No bullet because it's just gunpowder. And even that, you can feel the weight behind it. It's kind of crazy. One of our friends fired it with live ammo.

Bro. Matty B. It's terrifying. He's a big, he know fucking a ranger sf like everything he's the the hardest motherfucker here in the military and jack dude just like six two fucking tatted most ranger dudes it threw his ass back like four feet like oh that's scary it just he did like a second the first time. Do point three seconds. Because in that point, three seconds, you're still looking at like 20 rounds.

Who is this design for? A truck. A truck. Yeah. So it's mounted in. Yeah. Usually you mount it. It's meant for blanks in movies.

Yeah. Yeah. Because then you can do cool shit in movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally the Predator backpack.

Yeah. Well, we don't have those in Australia. Oh, you don't have fucking machine gun backpacks? You can't get a handgun, but you can get a minigun. Apparently you can shoot your girlfriend's car with a. That's cool. Allegedly that'll happen.

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The yaoi. Yaoi, not yet. Fucking wombats. Wombats are scary, though. There's those weird fucking- Are they? The noise they make at night. I went out hunting with a mate of mine, Adam Greentree.

You could hunt wombat? No. We didn't hunt wombat. It was just one there. Allegedly. Oh, you can probably hunt. I don't know. Everything's allegedly.

Allegedly you can hunt. They're like real fat dogs. No, but we just heard one. They're like real fat pit bulls. Now, but the way they like bark is heinous. It's just scary. Like a demon. Their koalas are the same.

If you ever looked up koala growl, it sounds like a fucking demon from hell. It's crazy. As opposed to those demons from heaven. Demon with STDs. Oh, yeah. Covered in chlamydia. They've all got chlamydia. They're like, I'm a chlamydia.

Yeah, yeah. Get away, koala. The center of chlamydia in Australia is like, I'm a chlamydia. Get away, Kwame. The center of chlamydia in Australia is the bush and old people's homes. That's where it's at. They're just spreading it. I love Australia. It's the best place in the world,

closely followed by Texas. I love Australia too. And I love Texas too. So the one actual paranormal experience we had, was I heard a whisper. We're in this museum. Do you hear a whisper? A whole whisper, right?

And we're talking about this stroller and the lady goes, oh, this particular stroller would have been used in the 1800s for yada, yada, whatever. And I hear clear as day a whisper on my ear say liar. And that was it. And the best part about that is I remember editing the video with my mate Connor who edits those for us. And I said, mate, you know, sort of like bookmark this part in the video. You turned it up the volume and you replayed it multiple times, right?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I just watched that this morning. Did you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's about an hour into the one where we go to a haunted museum. So check that out.

And you can see that there's no one here. It's definitely not. Claire, my wife, is like over here. And the other guy we were with, I turned around and said, was that you whispering in my ear? And he goes, no, but I think I heard it too. And that sort of sent shivers down my spine. I was like, this is great. And we replayed it over and

over and it says liar. Either liar or hire. One of the two, but liar makes more sense. So we'll go with that. You're hired. Another job, guys. The demons are looking to bring some new people on. Yeah, we want to turn around the unemployment rate in Australia. It's very important to

keep that going down. But even now you're justified. You're like, wife was over there. Friend was way back here and I double checked because you don't want to be the crazy guy

that's like, I didn't add that fucking audio. It was there clear as day. Yeah. Believe me. And people say to us, oh, you fake this and all that type of stuff.

It's like, dude, I do this. And if you watch the videos, you'll realize that we get nothing all the time. And we've been to all these haunted locations. 90% of the time. If you change the background music in those videos.

It's funny. It's just like, it's the most boring white thing to do ever. That's all it is. White people stay in boring hotel. If you just named it and you just put on like, it's kind of dark. Happy music the entire time. Why people go to awful museum.

So we did that. But the scariest one, I don't know if you guys are religious at all because this was a pretty- You're a bit religious? I was. You was? Way, way back.

Back in the Disney? So you would know the Lord's Prayer, right? Yep. Okay. So everyone knows- Mexican part of my family. Very religious. Catholic. Well, they would not like Okay. Mexican part of my family. Very religious. Catholic.

Well, they would not like this because this also has to do with the paranormal. I know Mexican people are very- Paranormal. They're very ghosty. They like the paranormal stuff, allegedly. Damn Mexicans. I'm looking at you people. Damn Mexicans.

Damn Mexicans. You're going to fit in in Texas break. Damn Mexicans. Here's why I hate Mexicans in 30 seconds. You're too into the paranormal. That video comes out next week. And your burritos are delicious. I hate Mexicans, but burritos.

God, I don't want a burrito, man. We went to an authentic Mexican restaurant yesterday, and you could tell it was authentic because there wasn't white people in the kitchen. I hate that. I hate that. But, man, the food was incredible. Just so good. What would you like to drink?

Oh, the words. Didn't understand them. See? You just got to point at the menu? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was trying to say Dr. Pepper, and I don't really understand Americans saying Dr. Pepper, let alone Mexicans.

We like the Dr. Pepper. And Mexican people can't understand what I'm saying, let alone Americans, so it's just lost in translation. I ended up with a white claw. And that's fine. Wait, you wanted the Dr. Pepper today? Yeah, dang it. We fucked up.

He texted us Dr. Pepper apparently. So I do these videos with the ghost grannies. You may have seen them on the video, these old ladies. They're not very old, but they're getting there. And they're ones that are getting there, the poor things. They've got moments left. They do like seances and all this type of stuff. And they get a really good audience in Australia.

They've got a radio show and stuff in the local radio station. And they're absolutely dedicated to their work. If anyone deserves like viral internet fame, it's them show and stuff with um and the local radio station and they're absolutely dedicated to their work if anyone deserves like viral internet fame it's them because they're they're older ladies and they work fucking hard it's their last leg this is like the last little hurrah on their way out yeah they're about to lose a leg to diabetes and they're just giving it all golden girls yeah ghosts yeah exactly they both look like ghosts well one does anyway renata shout out um so we're in there and we're in this haunted tunnel.

Now, apparently someone committed. Ryan Reynolds. Middle of the tunnel. Like driving. I almost have to like, G-Van, make sure you bleep out that word. Yeah. Just in case we get in trouble. Sorry.

Oh, you can say, we say Ryan Reynolds. It's just, we know exactly what our YouTube looks for on what words we do. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, you son of a bitch. So someone deleted themselves in the tunnel. Hey! There we go. Ryan Reynolds themselves.

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Refreshingly simple. And so, there was also a tunnel used for Like carrying coal So it was an old train tunnel And apparently some people had Perished in there Anyway and apparently

Allegedly there was some Devil worshipping in there It's always the trifecta It's like this man Deleted himself followed by Miners getting caved in and lastly Good stuff. It's always the trifecta. It's like this man deleted himself, followed by miners getting caved in, and lastly, devil seances. Devil seances.

They played D&D. Little Dungeons and Dragons in there. A bunch of devil worshipers. And so- Fucking nerds. What do you worry about when you talk about the devil? You worry about the devil appearing, obviously. And so what these ladies decided to do was play the Lord's prayer backwards in the middle.

Why is it gotta be backwards? Why is that a thing? That's how the devil talks is backwards. Okay. Yeah, that's why he can never get his order right at fucking Chick-fil-A. You're talking about food wrong. So they play the Lord's prayer backwards

and that's terrifying. They've got like red lights everywhere because I don't know. They put it in like spray atmosphere. They're turning on the red lights. It's like, okay, that's called mood. Fire and brimstone, axe. There's sulfur.

Hey, there's one cat. It's like you ladies are 70, stop it. Stop this. They're not 70, but they look 70 And yeah that was terrifying We all had to hold hands in this devil circle And Okay That was terrifying

You are no longer just being like We're just going to look for No you're tempted now you're trying What happens? What happens? What if something goes wrong there? And you're all in the devil's door. They get dope ass evidence.

Can I just say, I wasn't for this. I was very much against it. I was like, we should not be doing this. Why do we do it? This doesn't add anything to the video. It's not necessary. We can just fake something. Oh, another whisper.

Oh my God. We can't just, oh my God, a whisper again. Get out. Somebody got possessed and ate everybody else. That's what you're doing There is always this It's like when the Large Hadron Collider

Was first initiated Black hole There was always this Potential that a black hole Could form And they said No no We need to learn about

The god particle We really need to learn about it It can't just be Hypothetical Theoretically Didn't a dude Like step in the way of it And get like fucking

Punched holes through him And shit too There's an old Russia one That was one of the first Particle Part get like fucking punched holes through him and shit too? There's an old Russia one that was one of the first particle accelerators. It was really like his face and shit, right? That's crazy. Imagine attaching like a flashlight to it. You get the blowjob of the year.

That's where I want to go. Just one blowjob straight to the dick. But Blanche, yeah, you're essentially saying, it's like, oh, this is stupid, but on that one chance, Blanche just floats up you're, you're essentially saying you're, it's like, Oh, this is stupid. But on that one chance, Blanche floats up in the air and starts fucking floating.

Exactly. Exactly. The golden girls possessed. We have this for YouTube clicks. Life is awesome. Oh, this is going to go so well on Tik Tok. This old lady just fucking vomiting.

Can you color correct it to be purple? The grimace shape trend. Yeah, we got to re-get this going. So that was the scariest one. That was the scariest one. Fuck that shit. So we haven't been doing any. Oh, and there was one recently.

I better not tell this story. I'll tell you later. Why? He was bloody. He went to court. He got acquitted. But we were with him all night and it turns out he was charged with like

some stuff. A thing or two? One or two. Dude. And then we felt heaps creeped out and the grannies were staying there that night, but he was cleared of it all but. But what happens if he wasn't? But he was, so he was he was very innocent, that's the good thing. That's good I just like you, but this, you're like we hope. Yeah Or he had a good lawyer and a lot very innocent. That's the good thing. That's good. I just like you but this you're like

We hope yeah, or you had a good lawyer who played the Wiggles backwards and he turned up in the middle Have you ever watched Ryan and Sean from I guess I hate BuzzFeed I hate Buzzfeed, but Buzzfeed on Solve was sick. Yeah. It's the fucking, it's the bees knees. It's very, very good. Batty,

if you want like some of the best reactions, it is having Ryan and Shane one that just is against go. He's like, he just doesn't care. He's like, I don't, this is stupid. This is,

could have been air. This is when did you watch the one they released last week? So I haven't watched. So we didn't know. Did you watch the one they released last week? So I haven't watched. So we didn't know that they, we know where they were moving and we just sort of like, Claire, you know,

I used to watch them. They came out on like a Friday night or something in America and they'd come out in Australia Saturday morning. So we'd have our coffee and sit there and watch it. But because we, we just, they moved from Buzzfeed Unsolved onto the Watcher, right? We just,

they just didn't come up in our feed. So there's probably about 20, 30 episodes we haven't seen. What did you see the other day, sir? Shane actually on this last one, this last week, without spoiling anything, it's one of the first times he's like, that was actually crazy. He's like, I'm- Wow.

That was crazy. I'm going to say that for the first time. That was a crazy experience. And he walks away. Oh. And you know Shane. Yeah. So Shane is the guy that is.

Skeptical. Yeah. He has like even the demon, the goat bridge, the demon goat bridge. They're doing a devil seance with like assault. And then Ryan. I don't feel bad for any of y'all.

If y'all get possessed. Ryan's terrified. The Asian dude is just terrified. He's like, this is to protect us and then shane's like okay but then how are the ghosts gonna get in and do anything so yeah so shane shane's like i'm gonna just clear this little spot on the salt out so then the ghosts can get in there we can trap him so he's always just fucking with the ghosts there's so

much of that paranormal world that's ridiculous but But as you said, there's always that thing, like what if they're wrong? No. What if they're right? Like, you know how there's this- Can't be. There's this story. My sanity relies on it not being real.

There's this story of the gray woman, and you know, I hate women, but the gray woman, I respect her. No, that's not true. I'm being silly. The gray woman is- I like that's not true I'm being silly The grey woman I like you don't know Our audience Make sure like

I'm being silly Our audience I also hate women Check me out at Incel.butterfield So the grey woman I think this is the one Anyway

She I thought It's the black woman But that doesn't sound Correct at anyway. She, I thought it was the black woman, but that doesn't sound correct at all. Shouldn't say that one. No, the person of colour woman. I think it's the grey woman though. She is the same, like an old hag that is seen at the end of people's beds,

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I might have a recording. I won't show it on camera. No, but we'll take it. And why is it on your home screen? Because my son hasn't really like affected me enough to make my home screen yet. This one though affected me. So I had to send this to my Nico.

Maybe it's not there. Dude, this is crazy. It is a wild world. And then you, like, hearing this story, I'm like, dear God, of course this is a thing. Are you subbing to it now? I'm looking. I'm taking a gander.

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Right, I was around for Lemon Party and stuff. Lemon Party? Yeah, Goatsy's the same age as Lemon Party. Yeah, that's where I'm surprised you're trying to rip his asshole open. Right, so like we're talking one man, one jar, the original. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But Goatsy was an image. Don't look that up.

Don't go. Well, yeah, I don't have to do that. Like that's where all the memes came from. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You know what? The first time I saw one man, one jar, I felt physically ill. That is one of the only videos I cannot watch.

Yeah, Pain Olympics is fucked too. I don't know why I could watch Pain Olympics over One Guy, One Jar. One Guy, One Jar is the one video. It was reaching in and pulling the shards. It's the noise, the noise, that muffled and the shards going up against each other. Like the fingernails down the blackboard,

man, nothing's made me crazy. I don't think we've ever talked about any of this shit on, on, on some before we've talked about, I'm here. Heather Harmon, I deep toe.com.

I don't know. Heather. I didn't know. I still IDeepTope.com. OG Heather? I didn't know her. I still don't know her. Oh, my God. Is OG porn? Yeah, she was like the Kazaa girl back in the day. But for videos, hardcore, because you had like two girls, one cup, one guy, one jar, which is still. And one guy, one screwdriver, which is the same guy.

Screwdriver? The same guy. Did you know that? No. One guy, one jar is the same guy as one guy, one know that no one guy one jar is the same guy's one guy one screw what is the screwdriver one i don't know i don't know g van i don't know how you're gonna do this i'm gonna describe it you're just going you might have to bleep some words put a blocks over my face or mouth and i'm gonna explain you just just cut to me it's so hi everyone g van here i wanted to take this opportunity to tell you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

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It was great. You're like in this one. Look, everybody. Just get some fucked up shit. There's a reason we're all broken. Oh, yeah. We should not have been here for the birth of the internet. We weren't ready.

One girl, one cup came, or two girls, one cup came out mid to her leave in iraq because i remember going home is that break in war 15 months of war is like seven months mark i get home that video like drops and i'm like oh my god i get to show all the guys back home what if i rack so then i come back to war. I got some porn for you. Look, look. All the dudes are freaking out. Send me back to Fallujah. I was like, man, we are fucked. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy.

Those people are known for those things, which just blows my mind. Imagine being known for that. Being the two girls, one cup girl. Apparently they went on to make other films as well with this company in Brazil, maybe. But how do you top that? You can't. It's a viral thing.

It's a one-hit wonder. One shit wonder. One shit wonder that you're not going to get a call about. No one's going to be like, get the two girls, one cup girls out here right now after watching that video. That's, yeah, it's, it's, but. Did the jar guy die?

I want to know what jar guy looks like. I don't know. I know what jar guy looks like in my head. I know what jar guy looks like. We know what a lot of these guys look like. It's actually Jimmy Kimmel. A lot of people die now. Yeah.

Allegedly. Alleg know. Allegedly. Allegedly. Christ. The guy's name is Alexey Todorov. He was Russian. Yeah, of course he was Russian. Checks out. It's cold over there.

I mean, bored. A lot of boredom. I'm bored. What to do today? What in the world am I going to do today? Just looking at the jar, the screwdriver, just a line of different things. Maybe it just didn't fit in his recycling bin.

And he was like, well, what am I going to do with it now? I just picture his wife is somewhere where he has to There's an IMDB. I hope so. I hope she wasn't in the lounge room. It's always just a prison. He's trying to get his wife a screwdriver. He's trying to break his innocent wife out.

We can build a lore for him. He'd have to have like prisons have. They have like the outline or schools have the outline of the tool. And at the end of the day, she's like, hey, where's the wrench? He's like, the first was a screwdriver. And then she's like, how am I supposed to get this rubble out? I need a jar so that way she can keep it in there. Shove it out in the yard.

That's fucking horrifying. He's a hero. That's horrifying. There was, I forget what series was talking about. It's altering these events and giving stories about it. It would be like that, what we just did. Like a fan fiction. Yeah, like a fan fiction.

I forget who it was, but it was... I don't feel good. I think this idea is fucking hilarious. It is the idea of... You know, everyone's like, if you could travel time, you'd go back and kill Hitler as a baby, right? Now you have a movie and the two main characters are Hitler's parents not understanding why people are traveling back in time

to kill their kid. So they're becoming like assassins. They don't know what's going on. They have to fight them off. And then they, oh my god. You're fighting time travelers? I wouldn't. I think you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. Why is everyone trying to murder my baby?

And now we know why Hitler hates people. Yeah, because everyone's trying to kill him. He was constantly trying to get killed when he was a baby. In the forties. Mate, I wouldn't kill Hitler. I'd just tell him about vegan people and hope that that takes over. That would influence it a little bit.

Yeah, like, okay, sure, we don't like the Jews, but. Blots, cyclists. These people are so. Have you seen people that bike on the sidewalk? It's the Jew character. And you're like, no, no, no. You rip that down. You're like, these, these.

These vegans. Vegan cyclists. We fucking hate them. So you guys are into the gaming, right? I want to ask you a question. You like gaming? I like gaming. It's a little gaming podcast. What are your thoughts on Pokemon?

Not a fan? No. Batty, show the leg. What are your thoughts on Pokemon? Not a fan? No. Batty, show the leg. Show me your leg, please. I don't want to get it all the way up. Wow. I have a Pokemon legacy from ankle to hip. Holy shit.

So I've got a Pokemon channel on YouTube. What? Yeah. What? I open Pokemon cards on a channel on YouTube. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.

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Pokemon. So I just recently started it, so it doesn't have a big following, but I used to do it on my second channel. My wife and I now make videos on little Buttsmon, but Buttsmon Pokemon, I open Pokemon cards every week. Oh, shit. That's fucking awesome. I did a lot of breaks for a very long time.

Really? Yeah. There you go. I used to do it on Twitch. It's good fun. Unfortunately, it's extremely expensive. You're holding some older stuff, or are you doing the newer stuff?

I'm doing the newer stuff. I have opened a lot of like base set packs and jungle packs, but I've now sort of started collecting graded versions of those packs. That's what I'm collecting. I got rid of all my slabs that were like graded slabs. Yeah.

Yeah. And I recently did the same. Cause I was just taking up too much room. This is crazy. Like a whole cupboard. I have a box for you, literally, of all the extra cards. We do Magic the Gathering. I'm obsessed with Magic.

It's a problem. So MTG and we have very expensive decks. One of our commander decks is like two to three, and then yours is like $5,000 or $6,000. I have a $5,000 or $6,000 deck, yeah. And then we're just like, oh, build them. Build them further back, but it was spending money on cards, doing all that at Pokemon, same way.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, exactly. I think my best card, I've got a PSA 9 base set Charizard. That was my first card, which isn't crazy. But I've got a PSA 10 graded Shatterless Charizard pack. That's my best. Oh, the actual pack? The actual pack by PSA.

So that was cool. Did you buy a graded or did you have a graded? I had a graded, which was much cooler. So it was light. Oh, you got a 10 out there. Yeah. So it was a light pack though, right? No, it's heavy.

You graded a heavy pack? Yep. What's wrong with you? I'll tell you why. Because I want to have it there for another 40 years. And I worry that it could be water damage. It could be whatever. True, true.

And I've cracked PSA packs open before. It's not hard. You just get some pliers. You just cut the corners. Cut the corners and you break it out. So I do that with all my packs that I want to keep sealed. I grade them. I've got a good company in Australia that does it for me for real cheap,

TCG grading if you're in Australia. TCG? that does it for me for real cheap, TCG grading if you're in Australia. TCG? He does it and I do it because I think that's the best way to keep him protected. True. I wouldn't do it necessarily with PSA because it's so expensive to do it from Australia. So if you are going to one day crack him open.

And so I want to open them up with my son one day when he's old enough to sort of understand what's going on yeah the the what the situation is so i i did the same with other other sets like champion's path like because it's a chase pack i've got 36 packs of that sitting up there in the cupboard for when he's older and the same with hidden fates so i'll do those with him when he when he gets older but man i really enjoy it i love i've been making him some folders uh some uh some binders at the moment just full of cards that i pull yeah that's awesome are you a good dad i know i try my best try my best i try my best i don't have kids i just i'm just a child the man because i mean i love pokemon and i i almost started buying uh magic the

gathering cards with the lord of the Rings crossover, but I thought to myself, I thought, nah, this is too much. This is too, because I can't. Well, it's like, it's gambling, right? It's literally gambling. It's literally gambling. I can't bet on the football and the baseball and everything else. You got to pick one.

So mine's Pokemon at the moment. No, totally fair. Because we do, I collect video games more than any, like, sealed. I have old games. I've just never, I have games from, like, the 2000s and 90s that I never opened. I just be like, okay. I've got a San Andreas and another GTA. That's it.

Dude, I never graded any of them. Like, I have World of Warcraft Collector's Edition from OG. And that's, last time I checked on eBay, the last unopened one sold for like 30 grand. What? Oh, bro. Shit. Oh, yeah.

Is that roll? Or is that graded? Yeah, not graded. No, these ones are, the last ones have just been selling for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It's not graded.

It's not in a case or anything. Come on, Mike. Get into the gaming community for a second. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like, uh. The terminology. It's not in the case or anything. Come on, mate. Get into the gaming community for a second. I'm sorry. I'm like, uh. The terminology. I don't do the collect. I just collect and then don't send it in.

I just keep them in my safe. I'm like, okay, it's good. Well, I need a bigger safe. That's my thing. I never thought it would get to this point because it was only like a safe like that big. But I was like, fuck, man, I need a bigger one. It was ridiculous. You're like, I need.

Mine is 2,000 pounds. I have a gun safe that holds everything. Yeah, that's what I need. The garage safe because you can't get it in the house anymore. Yep. Oh, yeah, the garage safe. That's what the... We have garage safes that go...

They stay in the garage because when people come to move it, when you move houses, you don't move those safes anywhere but a garage because the movers come in like, okay, what are we? Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, well. It's heavy. You don't move those saves anywhere but a garage because the movers come in like, okay, what are we? Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, well. It's heavy.

I took the guns out, though. That's what you get paid for, mate. No, I just actually sold off a bunch of my Pokemon stuff. My bulk graded stuff because I had hundreds and hundreds of slabs. And I kept all my favorite stuff, like all my favorite stuff like all my geridos is like i still have a my i think my favorite card i have is a a psa6 shining requesa so like that's that's a huge one that's one of the you know the first you know shining requesa they did back when they did like the shining charizard and all those but i just like you're a good parent he's gonna be the one that's like here i got you these box cards imagine if our parents back in the day they got us like boxes of magic. Yeah, dad

It's your fault that my dad watches a piece of shit batty senior Man if you send those videos when they go up to someone's attic there was one years ago and they went up to the attic i hated those videos and there was this tied up woman and um no there was like there was like all these base set uh booster boxes sealed and stuff someone had collected they work for the pokemon company and they just kept them and they kept them all like man that's like the dream like going to a garage sale and saying that did you watch the dream uh i i sent it to betty it's this lady that's husband i don't know if he passed her husband passed yeah she goes to a binder show antique road show with a binder she's like i don't know their magic cards or magic something

and it is all like the black lotus mobs perfect condition and they're all there like she has the uh that was it the power nine yeah it was a power nine it was a binder of like the original alpha before magic was a real thing wow the original set it was just like worth tens of thousand dollars and some of the cards hundreds of thousands of dollars per card and she did not know what she her face went like she was like oh my dumb ex-husband or past husband collected these they're dumb cards and the dude's like okay whoa oh my god and she's like yeah just getting into that ground floor it's any type of investing i mean i know a lot of people try to do it with metazoo yeah yeah i've seen that a ton actually metazoo is like uh is it that uh i don't

i don't know who made it but i i watch a bunch of videos about it it's just another tcg that did like kickstarters and early access stuff like kind of like to try to replicate that magic alpha beta before it actually went public and then people can buy all their packs and stuff now but it's fun but you don't know it's the hard part of like what's i'm actually what's the new one flesh and blood that's i know i don't know if it's the hard part of it's like, what's I'm actually. What's the new one? Flesh and blood. That's the new one. I don't follow that that closely,

but I know there's like, there was one with like the moth man and like. Yeah, yeah. That's what that is. Yeah. They, they, they grab, there's some cryptids and shit. I've got them.

I've got them there, but it doesn't excite me in the same way with the nostalgia of Pokemon. Like I grew up in, you know, the, you know, well in the nineties, but 2000s when i started to really that i can remember back to and pokemon was on the tv and all that type of stuff oh yeah will's fucking dude will oh my god will's covered dude will's crushing that that's holy

shit will's crushing yeah i've done a lot of work recently on it i love how he makes his reds pop yeah so working on it i've just got my dogs t reds pop. Yeah. So, working on it. I've just got my dogs tatted on me. That's all. Oh, and my son's name. That's about it.

You got my son's name too. Yeah, I got my own name tattooed on me. Matty. The, I actually just bought, I've been,

because we have kiddos, we were discussing that, but Lanky, Lanky Box, Lanky, whatever the YouTube channel is, just bought their stuff, bought just all their toys different ones and just like okay this is going in the safe just in case just in case because watching those you bro if you i had a heart attack today looking at those they're they do kids content they're just like oh like

we have our stuffed animals and we play video games they do four videos a day wow a day i thought i was wrong i was like no the fuck it was four to five videos a single day each video in a week will have a million views four to five videos a day oh my god one every day every video the day they go up it's a hundred and two hundred Yeah, I play games with stuffed animal, too. Fuck, shit. They have 30 million subs. Their toys are in all things. And these are 28-year-old, 27-year-old dudes now.

And they just sit there like, hey. And you can tell. Like, I was looking at it. I was like, oh, these dudes are doing it for the paycheck now. They're just there to be like, oh, my God. We're having so much fun. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, yeah.

They're just there for the content. Now, you've seen what they tried in the past and then like yo this is our cash cow we're gonna they're waiting till that contract ends and they're just gonna oh no they're they don't need to they're like have they got kids i don't know if they do there i mean they don't it's weird now yeah Because everything's like they're estimated. I was like, man, these dudes, at least $100 million. And it's like net worth over $100 million, which is a right lanky box. See, I think I should turn heel and just make kids content. Bro, my son, Riot and me and him have done videos for how he watches his video.

You've seen probably even your brother. They'll rewatch the same fucking thing. Yeah, man. Wiggles and the hoolie doolies. Every time. So Ryden watches his videos multiple times. And when we watch, he makes his own videos. He has 6,000 videos on his iPad that he just makes.

Yeah, unboxing. That good. And I'm like, oh, my God. If kids just watch this, they're just like, oh, I'm going to do exactly the same thing. I'm going to watch it on YouTube. This is an hour and a half video that has 2.5 million views. Oh, all their videos are an hour or two. Oh my god. How many ads

do you put on that? Oh, three or just sell your own merch because all the kids love the merch and their merch is expensive. Yeah, yeah. Like you're looking at their The kids aren't paying. No. Mom and dad's pocket. pocket that's it that's how you got a target what they're there they have mystery boxes which cost them probably a dollar to make they're 20 dollars yep for a shitty mystery box has stickers in it one little plushie and a squishy what's their social blade stats do you know oh i can't bro i don't even want to know

i know that i know that let me have a google like their views are insane right two days ago 300 000 view like and they're all an hour and those kids you know are watching every channel name sorry lanky box lanky box i've seen that viewers out there listening watching this is if you want like you can make fun of these two individuals. They are geniuses and entrepreneurs for pivoting to what they did because their families, their family families, their kids, kids, kids, kids

will never have to work a day in their goddamn life. Anywhere between and up to $52 million a year. That's from YouTube earnings. Now, that's not always close. So let's play it in the middle. $30 million a year from YouTube, maybe. earnings now that's not always close so let's play in the middle 30 million dollars a year from youtube maybe and then and then and then sponsors sponsors and then yeah you're talking and merch 100 mil easy merch because their merch is toys and walmart target everything that's fucking crazy bro like those are the ones where you see it

you would you do it'd be the hardest conscious, especially four episodes a day at an hour to 20 minutes to an hour. And you're just like, fuck. Then you look at that paycheck and you're like, I'm making kids happy too. That's not too bad. No,

I am so upset right now. The wiggles blue, the blue wiggle Anthony, he follows me on Instagram and he's made an absolute killing. I couldn't even imagine how much money they have made. Oh, and still. Like, still, yeah. You know they started off as the cockroaches?

That wasn't as a catch, is it, man? No, it's not the same, but they were called the cockroaches. For some reason, I don't feel like maybe that's not the right one. Mr. Wiggles. Well, we started off as fucking vagina death bleed. Kids didn't like that. Vagina death bleed. The Wiggles. The Wiggles' first name, I'm sure it was. I remember the Wiggles. Well, we started it off as fucking vagina death bleed. Kids didn't like that. Vagina death bleed. The Wiggles.

The Wiggles first name. I'm sure it was. I remember the Wiggles. I hate that I know the Wiggles. And then I was actually going to ask you about Mr. Inbetween. Have you watched it? Mr. Inbetween. Have you seen it?

Oh, the one that went viral on TikTok. Did it? Yeah, it did. Did it go viral on TikTok? No, I've never watched it, but I saw it on, like, there were clips on TikTok. Oh, there is funny clips. You like it? It is.

Unbelievably good show. Really? Unbelievably. Yeah. I might check it out. It is. I mean, one of the first, I was pissing. I said that.

No, he was like, what's it called? I was justing. I said that. No, he was like, was it called that? I was just double checking. Stay out of the fucking podcast. Sit on the couch over there. Get in the car. Turn the air conditioner on in the car. I'll be there in a minute. Can I sit in the car?

No, the Mr. Inbetween is Australian show, but the black comedy. It's a show about. No. the Mr. Inbetween is an Australian show, but the black comedy. It's a show about. No. In between. Oh, my God. Do you have the box? Here it is.

Leave that. You're like, ding. Have you never seen the show? No, I've seen clips. I've seen clips, but I've seen it come up on, I think it's on Amazon or something in Australia, but I should watch it. Some of the best acting. So the director also wrote N, is the main actor. Oh, really?

The bald dude. Yeah. And then he did his three seasons and they wanted to renew pay a lot. And he's like, no, I finished the story. That's it. That's all you get. I hate people who do that. As a capitalist money hungry pig myself,

I will sell. You're so good in America. You're so good here. Someone said something the other day, like, I can't believe you'd sell out like this. I was like, really? Do you know me at all? I would absolutely.

I'd sell my soul. Every motherfucker says they wouldn't sell out. I would. Would immediately sell out. Immediately. We've discussed this multiple times. It's because we ask. How much money would you suck

How much money for you to suck a dick Right now At least it has to be 150 bucks See Because we've had people Paying for gas Like

No I honestly A billion dollars We had Of course They were like Without a doubt They would be like No I would have

Sucking a dick on camera For a billion dollars What Your friend's gonna think I don't care They could call me gay as I fly off. I'll buy them a car. They'll get over it.

Look gay. I'm like, yep. Yeah, exactly. And as I fly away into space. Man, you think about what you do. Like you set up your entire family and their family and all that type of stuff with a billion dollars. Just for sucking.

Yeah. For one dick. You don't need dicks don't suck for a million for a billion dollars a million yeah for a million dicks i suck for a million dollars they're like you have to suck one dick for a billion dollars that's it i don't think i don't think i'd do it for a million a million really camera on camera no i wouldn't do it for a million i can't do it for a mil you wouldn't do it for a mil no on a camera just tax-free one million dollars in your bank account tomorrow you wouldn't suck a dick right now no that one you a million. I can't do it for a mil. You wouldn't do it for a mil? No, on a camera. Just tax-free, $1 million in your bank account tomorrow. You wouldn't suck a dick right now.

No, that one I can't. You're lying. No, I can't. You're a liar. I'm not struggling. You've seen Nikocado Avocado. 10 million. Would you suck his cock for a million dollars?

There you go, baddie. Not him. Not him. Okay, well, now he is. I've seen his asshole now. Now he has standards. Yeah, oh, look at me. Not him. Not him. Okay, well now. I've seen his asshole now. Now he has standards. Yeah. Oh, look at me.

Look at me. Yeah. 10 mil? Yeah, probably. Then I'd think about it again. Yeah, yeah, probably. 10 mil. There's always a line, dude.

There's always that line, and then people are like, I would never. And then the line changes to like maybe, and then if the money was in front of them, it drops even more. It's like tax free there's a pallet of 10 mil in front of you right now but I'd be like oh let me take my shirt off or something. I don't want to ruin it. 10 mil if I was like you're like I'll do it and I cut it half and there's still a

pile. You'd be like I'll still do it. Like you're instantly like it still looks good. Apparently there was a dude in San Antonio giving away a G-Wagon for a blow job. Matty, is that what you got? Oh, is that? Oh, my God.

What do you mean? Oh, wow. That's great, man. I was wondering how you got that. I'm just happy for you. Worth it. Nico. I saw his asshole today. It's not funny.

It's not funny anymore. Did you see his dick? No I stopped I stopped immediately I couldn't I reviewed it for 30 minutes I did

30 minutes? Did you see his boyfriend? Fuck him What? Wait is that on there? Yeah It's full on porn It's great

I reviewed it on my YouTube channel Because he makes decent money Yeah well through that he does too I can't imagine the amount of Cause he makes decent money. Yeah. Well, through that he does too. I can't imagine the amount of money he makes off that. He does merch. He does YouTube videos. He probably makes,

I don't know, two mil, three mil a year on YouTube. He'd be making, I don't know what on merch, but on OnlyFans, he's got a fair few. I don't know who's doing that.

Like even gay dudes, like, come on, mate. Surely you've got some fucking standards. That's it. Like if I, if I,

yeah. How many, how many, how many of his subs are you think like this? Like, all right, I'll take a look real good. There's a lot.

Morbid curiosity takes up a lot of it. Morbid curiosity. Yeah. Those are those one, like five second way. Like his retention time is trash. There's a girl called, he has the worst retention time.

It's like just drops off instantly. There's a girl called a vegan booty in Australia, Tash Peterson. And I made a video on it. She's a girl called Vegan Booty in Australia, Tash Peterson. And I made a video on her. She's a very outspoken vegan activist. And I made a video on her OnlyFans where I reviewed that as well. That's because that's my channel.

And the next day, she made like 20 grand just from the video being made because more people signed up. Did you say thank you? Yeah, she came on my podcast. And she told me. And she loved it. She was like, man, it was really, really cool.

Dude, it's crazy. That was like, there you go. But again, as you're saying with Nico Avocado, why are people searching that one out specifically? Because you are, when I go to J-O, it's like big boobs, ass, or something like that. You're just very specific. Why are you such a fucking child?

Not ugly, fat dude. You mean you don't search naked girls? But that is what you get there with Nickicato, big boobs and a fat ass. He's so fucking, it's gross. The Sarlacc's pick. Like wherever Leonidas kicked those people. Ah, fuck you.

Wherever Gandalf fell down. Yeah. It's Sparta. It was his asshole. You shall not pass, bitch. Wait, you have a podcast? How long have you been doing that for? I don't do it anymore.

Oh. But I do one with my wife. Okay. It's called The Mum and Dad Show. It's fantastic. Yeah, we do it together and we have our little boy in there and he just sort of sleeps whenever he's sleeping we do the podcast so we just do these little half an hour episodes it's good fun we talk some mad yeah i just picture it like this it's like there's that little just sleeping oh we do we do we start off the podcast like that and then by the end we're all

yelling but it we talk about parenting and wits and all that type of stuff just people in general so it's a good podcast you should check it out but what's the name of it hey uh the mom and dad show it's just the mom and dad show hell yeah oh you didn't put um the your name or anything and now fuck them there we go i can't find if you can't find it you don't deserve it um but no i just you know i'm just making my YouTube videos, doing comedy shows and getting amongst it. What's your favorite style content that you're doing right now? Because you have a different, like it's reacts, it's social commentary.

I do a bit of everything, yeah. Political commentary, social reacts, all that type of stuff. I like the TikTok reaction videos. They're fun to film. But anything about because I'm currently being taken in front of the Australian Human Rights Commission over a

joke that I told about Aboriginal people. And I've been cancelled. That's why you're in America. Just get me out of this. So I've been cancelled, properly cancelled in the media and stuff about four times. Once for a Jew joke, once for a Muslim joke, once for a joke about kids who died in a jumping castle

and once for an Aboriginal joke. Jumping castle. Were kids died in a jumping castle? Yeah, like 12 kids, but I think those numbers are inflated. That was the joke. Fuck them kids. The Premier, the Governor of Tasmania, wanted me banned from the state because of that joke.

And I'd been around long enough to know that cancellations are good, you sell more tickets, so I started making videos on it and talking about it just to try and beef it up. Yeah, you're a businessman. But yeah, the Aboriginal joke, it got a lot of hate, even though it was just a pretty funny, it was a silly joke. It was about transgender people and Aboriginal people. Anyway, what came from that was the Human Rights Commission

in Queensland got in touch with me because one lady complained and then I have to basically go in front of the court and they may charge me, they may fine me, they might determine that I need to uh be educated and apologize because one wait this is wait because the joke you have to go through now they're like you i have to travel to a different state and front their uh panel of how far is this travel by the way oh by well let's say it's still i'm not gonna how about i drive it's like nine hours dude this is like oh my god this is going to another state about I drive? It's like nine hours. Dude, this is like – oh, my God. This is going to another state.

This is another state. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's very similar because Australia and America are the same size, right? So this is like going to another state to face and apologize. It's like getting called into the principal's office because of a joke, a joke that I don't believe and is not real and is pretend like all of the other jokes from the hour and a half i was on stage but

this lady chose one thing that she saw on tiktok to complain about it is absolutely insane it's the same in canada jordan peterson copped the same thing about tweets he was having he needs to be re-educated as well and that's what uh the decision was passed down to him just last week we talked about that with uh one of our i want to say chris or west is one of their buddies got yes uh what was that he got like it was sued or something it was sued there's a full-on lawsuit about a joke in canada yeah yeah yeah it was mike ward was um i believe because he made a joke about a deaf kid or something i don't know holy shit that's their friend yeah so that like they were on the, because they're friends,

like close friends with him. So they were, Holy shit. So I don't know how the kid heard it, but it was, it was, you're welcome. Come and check me out.

IsaacBuffer.com A true comedian. But yeah, no, it's crazy, man. To consider that that is an option. And that is a punishment that some people are dealt. How do you deal with that? When you're like, no, it's crazy, man, to consider that that is an option and that is a punishment that some people are dealt.

How do you deal with that when you're like, hey, okay, now I have this thing where I have to be worried about maybe, and what's the worst thing? I'm not sure. No one can really say, because it hasn't been tested and it sets a real awful precedent too. So you're the litmus test here.

I am. I'm the guinea pig. Yeah. So this is about human rights, right? So it sort of goes in conjunction with your gender, your race, your ethnicity, and your religion. So now we can't make jokes in Australia about Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, whatever.

So religion is now removed from the table. Well, if I get fined, then no one can make a joke about Christian people. Because they're open to be fined. Because they could be fined. That is the precedent that this sets. Yeah, that's the precedent that gets set. So what happens?

I think they'll eventually just throw it out because it is absolutely ridiculous and I haven't heard anything from them in a few months, but I'm waiting. I've got lawyers at the ready. We're going to attack this head on and we're going to make a big fucking deal out of it because it is outrageous

because it's comedy because it's comedy not a fucking capitalist society not a fucking communist society rather it was it's like I think

I forget what video you said it's like it's comedy it's a comedy subjective 100% if you don't like metal music don't listen to it

yeah exactly and that's always at the end of the day that is the point with comedy you can be like it's fucking mind blowing to actually have somebody come out and be like,

you have to show up in court, stand in front of this. Just a random lady. And you're like, well, I- Like your neighbor. Like, I made a joke. It's a joke. It's not real. It's pretend.

Yeah. It's all pretend. This is to make laughter. Like I make the, like an autistic joke. You're like, hey. A hundred percent. Everyone's happy. You're like, hey. 100%. Everyone's happy? It's like if you see a R word in a movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. An S-A in a movie. The actor didn't do that. You're not going to go up to him. What's the dude in Jurassic Park? The one that gets eaten on the, not on the toilet, but the hot one that everyone talks about all the time. Morgan, thank you. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Morgan's a fucking nerd. He knows these on the toilet, but the hot one that everyone talks about all the time. Morgan, thank you.

Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Morgan's a fucking nerd. He knows these things. He's like the hot one. He knew at the hot one. He didn't go to any of the girls. He was like Jeff Goldblum.

None of the people. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. He got eaten, didn't he? No. No, he didn't. He didn't get eaten. No, he was in the other one, wasn't he?

He didn't get eaten. Jurassic World. One, three. It was Ghost. What do you mean it was a ghost? All right. It was, yeah. He came back as the force. As a nerd, I need you to shut the fuck up.

He was a nerd. He was a nerd. Force Jeff Goldblum was in Jurassic Park 4. He got bitten, right? Or he got injured. He got hurt. He got injured. He got injured and he died.

He was the one that got actually hurt on the filming of it, so they kind of wrote it into the movie. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Is that why his leg got hurt? Yeah. When,

uh, during the stomping scene, he actually got hurt. Right. You don't know that. Are you a fucking nerd? God damn it. Yeah.

I just thought he was hot. No, Jeff, Jeff Goldblum got hurt during the film of Jurassic Park. And then they wrote it in. Cause that's why he was in the leg brace. So it re, uh,

before that he did a film where he, uh, someone in the film. I don't know if they wrote that in just to fit with his character, allegedly. But, yeah, they did that apparently. He did that in a film. And people are like, oh, we love Jeff Goldblum.

But he did that in a film. It's not real. He didn't actually do it. But in a film, he was involved in a very vicious scene apparently. I thought you just like he retarded somebody. In the film, I was like, ar was like ard i was going through my filled them up with i was like why is the word is he i was like oh graping god yes i could not get my head i was like he said it earlier why is he not saying now oh sorry right yeah jeff in a film je Jeff retarded someone. It was terrible.

Slap their ears. Bro, I was so confused. You're looking at... Yeah. No, but Jeff Goldblum thinks. Now I'm doubting myself. Was it real? I stopped looking. You're like, no, I can't.

We're mid-polling. I don't want to talk about it that much. Well, I think that this was an example of someone was saying that he did that in a movie. It doesn't matter what actor you're talking about. Those type of things happen. Or even fucking old mate. Anything from the past.

Aquaman with. Oh, what's her name? Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa with. Amber Heard. No, the blonde chick in Game of Thrones. He grapes her. Oh, yep, yep, yep.

Oh, Khaleesi. Khaleesi. But he didn't actually do that. So why would we be mad at him? We're not. But why does the same not given the same, you know, to give it to fucking, you know, I'm trying to say that white claw hit me. It's like his fucking tits are out.

Panties are on the table. I'm not wearing any panties. That's the best show. That's how you know it's a good show. And that's what's hard about it is. Morgan won't watch Game of Thrones. He's a film nerd. Loves all the films. Will not watch. Never seen Star Wars. Lord of the't watch Game of Thrones he's a film nerd loves all the films will not

watch Never Seen Star Wars Lord of the Rings Game of Thrones you're a film nerd and you've never he worked at a cinema loves it all he talks about is movies and he won't watch those shows why the fuck what I mean Game of Thrones like if you watch six seasons can I can I just call Morgan something but we can bleep it out? Yeah. What a- David, cut it! Cut it!

I'm so confused. Why are you like- You got to watch him. That's wild. Hate Seinfeld. Okay, I hate Seinfeld too. Oh, why? Because I grew up being force-fed Seinfeld.

I don't know. The care eat the Seinfeld. I hate friends force-fed Seinfeld Friends has been a while dude what the fuck now. I'm just confused by you you're like I will never Yeah, he made me go to Sam Witwicky's. Oh, yeah. Transformers? Oh, we're in the middle of a ride. All right. Still fuck you, but that's pretty cool. No, it's crazy to think that Morgan's like that, but he's very much of a good person. How many times in Star Wars? But you had to be proud of how far he came in life. I'm proud-ish.

Okay. Oh, Phantom Menace? I love that one. Fuck you. Don't. I think Phantom Menace is probably love that one. Fuck you. Don't. I think Phantom Menace is probably the best Star Wars. I agree with that. A lot of people hate it. I thought that was a joke.

No, it's my favorite. I was, what, nine years old when it came out? That is my Star Wars. I enjoyed that. I don't like the old ones. I have Darth Maul tattooed on my body. I love it. Darth Maul's a cool character. He's the coolest character! Show the tattoo. That tattoo is just as good Show the tattoo. Way in the back.

That tattoo is just as good as the movie. Bad. Ooh. Ooh. I hated Phantom Menace. And I won free tickets for an art contest to go to Phantom Menace. I drew Yoda. It was such a good movie.

I drew Yoda in middle school and they're like, do you win? You're talking about friends before, you know, Matthew Perry Chandler. Did you know through that whole, some of the series he was, um, I

know autistic. He was, he was autistic through half of the season. He got better. Yeah. Wait, they cured it? Nah, I was trying to be

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