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And welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast we today are joined with the fat electrician hi mr. king of trout the king trout king trout king trout and the beautiful batty streams batty you look fantastic today I made the pee already go pee the mic closer to you. Not in front of your bed. Go pee. I need to pee. Okay. Jack Mandeville.

Welcome, everyone. Dude, this is last minute. We just are introducing. You're meeting everyone for the first time. I showed up 12 minutes ago. Yeah. At a restaurant, a bar that was closed. That's why we didn't go in there.

We pulled up and we're like, this will be good. You can get food. They shut down. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was like, I was just here last week. Huh. Well, next place it is, home.

And I smoked seven cigarettes in the parking lot. I know. I didn't get to smoke one for like an hour. I was shaking. I'm so... I've been planning on being on a podcast with Jack for a while now. And I'm mad that we improv'd it today because I wasn't ready for it, because I always told myself that when I first get to be on a podcast with Jack, I was going to buy him a really, really nice decorative Bowie knife and present it to him and then go on a huge spiel about how much of an American hero. David Bowie.

Jim Bowie was a piece. Are you serious? Look at this reaction. Are you triggering us? You had this planned out perfectly. Look how triggering he is. No, David Bowie's a piece of... Jim Bowie

was a piece of garbage. He was a human American icon. Even for the time he lived in, people freaking hated him. There's a reason why he was there as the last place he could go. He got ran out of every place he was at. He was a debtor. He owed people money.

He was an absolute piece of caca. Bro, I'm dead ass serious. That's like a great grandfather of mine. Yeah, you're descended from shit. That makes sense. They start beating the shit out of each other over here. You knew what would trigger Jack instantly. That's why I really wanted the Bowie knife here.

I was really going to do it. He would have stabbed you. I know. It would have been amazing. Now time to Ryan Reynolds myself. And Jack would have went off to the great skies above. Jack's just holding his tongue. He's like, he's on edge already. What is this right now? I walked in here and pushed the red button on Jack immediately. I was keeping that in my back pocket. It was like all spiraling down at the end. I'm shaking. Guys, I know what you're thinking.

Where is this going today? Alcohol. We have no idea which way this is going. This was assembled today. Can I have more vodka, please? Yes, of course. We assembled this studded cast today. Everything was like, hey, let's do one today.

We got to redo this. Our beautiful boy, Batty. I couldn't make it today love you Betty this is what my seventh call me like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no King Trout mm-hmm how long have you been dude okay you have randomly enough Brandon showed you showed me your page three weeks ago brands like have you been dude okay you have randomly enough brandon showed you uh showed me your page three weeks ago brand's like have you watched this guy's stuff he's like it's fucking hilarious what are we doing i just i'm putting it right here okay but uh i didn't see your stuff before that then it popped up i was like wait he kind of looks familiar then i started watching your stuff i was like all right this dude's actually he, he's good. He can hang with the boys.

Yeah, just been doing it for a couple of years. So what are you doing for, you're still, are we allowed to talk about like, you're just now breaking into social media. So you're like probably still working a nine to five. No, he retired. Look at that fucking watch. Yeah. My Armatron?

Yeah. That's about. That's 20 years in the factory right there. I didn't, I didn't bring my. That's 20 years in the factory right there. I didn't bring my grandpa home because it had fucking paint on it. You work at Honeywell for 40 years or what? Yeah. The AC guy left 10 minutes ago. It's nice and warm in here.

That goddamn 3M earplug lawsuit Costed us a job No So we have 9 to 5 still Are you allowed to go into your 9 to 5 Yeah I can talk about that What is it I am a private general contractor

No shit Private general reporting for duty sir It's like half parade rest half half salute at the same time. Were you military? All of us were. X, I'm an ex-Marine. I don't want to hear any of you ex-Marines complaining. There's a reason I call myself an ex-Marine.

When you're old and bald and fat, you call yourself a Marine. You look way more than pathetic doing that than just calling yourself an ex-Marine and acknowledging what you are, a fat old ex-Marine. Jack, you couldn't see your stomach. Stand up a little and then you can do it. You said I couldn't take my shirt off. You can show your tummy. See, there's a big statement.

If a girl's like, you said I couldn't if she was like this. Hold on. And then I was like, no, you can show your stomach. She's like, you said I couldn't take my shirt off. I'm like, hmm, big shirt off I had big news for Jack that I've been waiting all day to share let's hear it so we talked about Sergeant Reckless a little tiny bit

because that was my last video wait hold on audience do you know Sergeant Reckless oh fuck okay you're more American than me thank you private commander quick synopsis horse uh during the korean war the marines bought a horse from a racetrack in seoul south korea from a young korean man by the name of kim hook moon

because he needed 250 to buy his sister a prosthetic leg i believe her name was eileen or was it peggy it doesn't fucking matter matter. They bought this horse, they trained it, and then they taught it how to carry ammunition up the hill, right? It carried a bunch of ammunition. It ended up helping to win the Battle of Outpost Vegas and basically preserved South Korea as we know it today. And then they brought it

back home. And when they brought it back home, one of the things they did for like a PR stunt, because Sergeant Reckless was famous, when she got pregnant, they put a big ass billboard outside of Camp Pendleton that said it's dot dot dot dot dot and everybody was super pumped because Reckless was going to have a baby and then once they found out

she gave birth it was a boy they named it Fearless and they went out and they wrote it's a boy in blue on this big ass sign and the Marines were all pumped and they threw a party. And the Marine Corps unwittingly created gender reveals and gender reveal parties. Because it's very progressive service. It's a very progressive service.

No, but listen. I did that, right? I said that in my video. And the next day, the author of the last Sergeant Reckless book and the person that runs the foundation got a hold of me. And she's like, it's kind of becoming a thing. Because apparently it was like well-decided fact that gender reveals were invented in 2008 by some lady. It was like in Wikipedia and all the news articles and everything. And now we're trying to rewrite Wikipedia and say that the Marine Corps created gender reveals because it's true.

But you're saying so Sergeant Reckless was a major reason why South Korea exists today. 100%. So they're the reason why I can't make a goddamn group text and I got to worry

about the fucking green bubble guy. Knock it off. Are you a green bubble guy? I just switched to an iPhone. Okay. It's not that much better. You're part of the fam now.

You're a green bubble guy? No, I'm a blue bubble guy. Blue bubble? You're a blue bubble. Blue bubble. Yeah. okay, then why can't let's talk smack about green bubble people No and Korea and sergeant reckless. Do you know the horse was confused at first? It's a guy do not speak English and just like walking up that so like that is not how that's all how a horse speaks Not Korean horse Korean a Japanese horse. Let me think. Wait, hold on.

I can actually do it. I fucking hate I know how the cadence is. I don't want to say it, but you should know Korean. Oh, okay. You're a weight lifted off your shoulder. The fear in your eyes. You're like, you are asian

right i was like i didn't know we were doing voices what kind of fucking podcast is this and not to detract from what you're gonna say not to detract from what you're gonna say wait i can do one it's called it's called safe racism as long as you're making like i'm i white. So I can make fun of all the whites from Spain to the Slavs. I can do the northern whites. I can do the southern whites. Technically Middle Easterns are considered whites so I can make fun of Middle

Easterns too. I can't go beyond that because I have to be a safe racist. You're pretty lucky. Mex Latino you technically fall into the Latino and white and Asian category. You have a lot of racism opportunities, Eli. I know. Trust me. I have many cards.

Many, many cards. You want an autism joke? Here's my autism card too. My son's autistic. He's amazing. It's nice my son's autistic? Fuck yeah. Thank you. I probably am. I've seen my kimono.

I took a test online. It said that I was. Well, I'm saying how many of your military friends, Ryan Reynolds himself, right? You can make Ryan Reynolds joke all day. All day. Yeah, well, when you're trying to get into Hollywood, that's what you do.

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Okay, I'm going to pass on this one. I can do every other Asian accent. The fuck Korean to English speaking is so different. They do Taekwondo. That's what I know. I'll do a great one for you off camera. No, do it. I'll give you permission.

My least favorite martial art. Taekwondo. Bro. Wait, you're... Oh, yeah, go ahead. Sorry. No, go on your Taekwondo rant. Nothing. I did taekwondo

when i was little i've been doing jujitsu for 15 over a decade and i'm like not a black belt at it yet and it's just every you do pal every middle-aged woman like oh you do you do martial arts like yep what what belt are you purple is that higher than black yep no oh my nephew little timmy's 11 he just got his black belt cool i can beat the fuck out of that kid puberty his balls are still there i can fucking drop him in a second they just they just opened a karate joint uh behind uh jt's place and i've been trying to talk caleb into going down there and enrolling and just us beating the shit out of kids all day long. Oh, you're a fricking 11 year old with a black belt.

Great. I would love to kick the shit out of some little kids. We'll film it. We'll like getting canceled. Just prove a point. It's not holding back. I make a joke about our editor on this one. GV is going to be like,

can this one just go straight to Patreon? Where's your editor? Where's he located out of? G-Van, where are you located at? You don't even know where your editor lives? Tel Aviv. Somewhere north. Right G-Van? You live in Iowa.

That's me. Dumbass. No, I think he's also in Iowa. No, he doesn't. What city? There's three of them. If I'm struggling with the state, I'm assuming I'm going to struggle more with the city. I don't know. He's in the one Slipknot's from. That's Iowa.

Yeah, where? Slipknot's from Waterloo. Why do you know that? Because I'm from fucking Iowa. Las Vegas? Iowa's literally we created Slipknot and GMO corn. That's it. That's it.

Like we prevented world hunger and then gave you Slipknot. You guys also gave us Herbert Hoover who started world hunger. Yeah, that's true. That's fair. I'll take that. A little hoovy. Get old Herbert Hoover. This train needs to go this way.

And Grant Wood? And Grant Wood. I didn't know that, actually. Oh, yeah. Aside from the American Gothic, he also did a beautiful Iowa Landscapes. He made Iowa look pretty as shit. Oh, goddamn. Do you know who, uh, da-da-da-da-da-da, what's his fucking name?

The Music Man, the movie? Like the famous fucking Music Man movie. Glenn Miller. Yeah. Glenn Miller's from Iowa. He's from fucking Mason City, right? The Music Man movie from back in the day is about Mason City, Iowa, the town I'm from. Yeah.

And fucking nobody in the city government is letting this shit down, okay? Yeah. A movie was loosely based off of this shithole town in Iowa 60 years ago. We're naming fucking buildings after it. Oh, yeah. There's no fucking river in Mason city, Iowa. Every business is called river city,

whatever, because we're, there was a movie loosely based around us. Once it got like 30,000 views, I get more views on a fucking pick talk than that movie did in 70 years. And it's made every high school graduate from Iowa. Watch it 17 times K through 12. I'm what's this movie called?

The music man. So it was the way the actor, it's about Glenn Miller, I'm assuming. But who's the main actor? Oh, I don't know. I've never heard of it. That's an Iowa thing. He's from fucking Minnesota. They just look down on us. We have tall buildings where I come from.

Corn and tall buildings. They just have corn. And you're from Indiana? I'm from Indiana. Where? The northern half. I'm going to and you're from Indiana. I'm from Indiana. Ooh, where? the northern half I'm gonna assume Hold up Diana. No, he's not from Gary. He's white

Very yeah, I know you have that song and then now it's just I'm pretty sure that's the whole time We were talking about music man. I was like, that's where that song's from is it for real yeah it's about Indiana yeah Gary Indiana Gary Indiana I don't think so I don't know

they literally say Gary Indiana that's a song dickhead why would they sing a song in another state in another city I don't know

about a you ever listen to straight out of Compton or any other fucking song from any other state ever they were all from Compton yeah they were all from Compton you see that god damn it I hate everything to Straight Outta Compton or any other fucking song from any other state ever? Yeah, they were all from Compton.

You see that? God damn it. I hate everything. I heard the metric system is a touchy subject for you. What do you want to know about it? Hey, can I do my... I'm so fucking sick. Go ahead.

Can I just do my... a quick white guy edit of Straight Outta Compton? I would love it. Yes. Straight Outta Compton. Crazy mother, it. Straight Outta Compton. Crazy mother father name Ice Cube. From a gang called Fellas With Attitude.

And that's how we do it. And Jack... While he's wearing a shirt that says Tejano Revival. Tejano. Tejano Revival. I thought your wife was Mexican. She's Guatemalan. Same thing. I also do. I do Tucker Carlson Mexican. She's Guatemalan. Same thing.

I also do Tucker Carlson impressions of Wu-Tang lyrics. What? I said I do Tucker Carlson impressions of Wu-Tang lyrics. Wait. That's it. Anyway, it's about the metric system.

Back to the metric system. Yeah, what about it? What do you want to know? It fucking sucks. I agree. I'm just the first person who agrees with you to talk about it. That's fucking true. The internet hates me about it.

Yeah, it's a weird subject. No! Wait, you are pro-metric system? I hate it. Pro-imperial. Oh, really? Imperial. I thought it was called standard. Imperial. Imperial standard, same thing. But you understand the metric system, right? No, I get it.

I just think it's dumb. You sure you get it? It doesn't make sense for human beings. Even though 98% of You sure you get it? It doesn't make sense for human beings. Even though like 98% of the world is using it. It doesn't make sense for human beings. I think 98% of people are fucking idiots, so that makes sense. I agree with that. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life.

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That's for sure. Okay, alright. No, hear me out, hear me out. What if we based a measuring system off of people? Yeah. What if we had Fahrenheit? That would make sense. And zero was fucking cold.

We have what, Kelvin? We have Fahrenheit? And 100 was fucking hot. Oh, wow, that would make sense. Instead, the world is like, instead, instead of just relating it to how people feel, what if we brought in a third characteristic, water,

and then zero is where water's freezing, and then 100 is where water's boiling, which makes sense until you realize that water as a variable changes with a bunch

of other fucking aspects. Water boils at a different point at altitude than it does at sea level. It all changes. Now everything's on a fucking spectrum that makes zero sense.

Like my son. Because we're rating everything in relation to water. I'm immune to it. I'm just going to go right past it. And then everybody in the comment section every fucking time, because I'm like, fucking there's no metric on the moon.

And they're like, oh, this fucking idiot doesn't know that they don't use, they use the metric system in the moon landings. But that's a fucking lie. Because guess what? NASA didn't adopt the metric system until 1992. And guess how many people have been to the fucking moon since? Zero. I love your level of Rain Man right there.

But what? Okay. You gave a great definition from like. It was too scientific. Yeah. Fahrenheit to Celsius. Yeah. Meters, kilometers, millimeters.

It's stupid. What about them? It's fucking. It's stupid. All right. In. It's normal distances when you're measuring things as a fucking human being. How many inches are in a foot?

Twelve. Twelve. How many feet are in a foot? 12. How many feet are in a yard? Three. Okay, now watch. How many... Millimeters do you fucking have? Millimeters are in a hundred meters. I can't divide by 10.

I don't know. You don't have to divide. You just... I don't understand. You take away... Millimeters. How tall are you in the metric system? In the metric system?

Duh. That's a bad example. No, because he's either going to be 100 and something. I can tell you 100 kilometers an hour is the standard for 62.5 miles an hour. I'll give credit when credit's due. And if you're at the bar and you start giving out measurements and you're telling people how long the genitals are, you do it in the metric system. That's true.

Four millimeters. No, 40. You get to add a zero. You read the swagger. You get to add a zero on every number. Four millimeters. Okay, we don't add a zero for some of us. It's tiny.

Get the micrometer. We're going to find out exact measurements But I mean like for real So like when you're measuring Like huge distances Yeah, doing tens does make sense But also measuring huge distances Isn't something that you're going to do Like as an individual all the time

So that's why But human height like normal people like i get your point but like the part that bothers me is the metric systems oh it's base 10 it's really fucking easy to just move the decimal that's great but it's also easier when you do a standard which is base 12 because the advantage to base 12 is that you can split it up into fractions because 12 can be divided in half. That's six. It can also be divided into thirds, which is four, and it can be divided into fourths, which is three.

You are gaslighting me with math right now. You are making me hate the imperial system. I have the same argument as you, but I'm disagreeing with you right now. Yeah, see? You just lost your teammate because you started bringing in fractions. You're like, you want me to make this easier? Fractions. You're like, no, I don't like this no more

Not my favorite anymore. I'm a hundred and seventy centimeters tall or I'm 1.72 meters tall there's no in-between feet makes sense. I'm six foot two Bing boom. See I like it. No, you're fucking 74 inch. Oh, that's because you grew up in that system. That's fine. That's a reasonable number. Just because you grew up. No, temperature. You go outside. Oh, it's hot as fuck. It's fucking 28. Oh, it's cold as shit.

It's 27. That's the thing that bothers me the most is like, oh, change the thermostat. 27 to 28 Celsius is like fucking. There you go. That's the difference between it's chilly in here and I've got ball sweat. Yes. I need to know if metric thermostats go by decimals. They have to.

There's no reasonable person that's just changing it by a whole degree Celsius, right? Wait, do we go with Kelvin? What's in space? How's space measured? Well, Kelvin is- There's Kelvin, Fahrenheit, and what's the third? Fahrenheit is how-

Space miles per an hour. Fahrenheit is how humans feel. Celsius is how water feels. And Fahrenheit is how humans feel. Celsius is how water feels. And Kelvin is how atoms feel. That's the rule. Adam felt real good at me last night. Hey-o! Eve up top.

No, his name's Adam Johnson. He's a really nice guy. I think I'm falling for him. That's nice. K versus C. Wait, there's a C? What's the C? Celsius, Kelvin. What's the other one? Kelvin.

There's three. Fahrenheit, Kelvin, and Celsius. Okay, we got it. The thing we both sang for the last five minutes. I just finished high school. Thank you. You didn't finish high school? No, I have a GED. Nice. I finished good enough. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I joined the infantry high school? No, I have a GED. Nice. I finished good enough. I'm proud of you.

Thank you. I joined the infantry. Do you think I was like, I'm gonna be an astronaut. Homies rockin' the ged. Yeah, good enough diploma is all I needed. You know who else joined the infantry? And he became one of the biggest leaders of all time,

changed the world, Hitler. Jesus. Right. I didn't know we could do that This is gonna be Jack's Inserts of bad history You know who else did that This person

Jack Vanderbilt Napoleon was also an infantryman Brilliant Infantry is the scariest MOS in the military It is the worst There's two types of people There's a spectrum of genius to morons. There's like, this is all I qualified for

and I qualified to do a lot more but I want to be here. It's terrifying. Oh my God. You start talking and you're like, oh shit. You're actually really smart and you just want to be here. Oh fuck.

This is it. That's really scary. You're not a panel actor. Yeah. Hey, Bat. This is it. That's really scary. You're not a panel actor. Yeah. Hey, Batty, who wants better sex and to start having better sex right now? That's the best way to get started. Are you Canadian? I am for this ad read.

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Did you choose? They're going to give you 100%. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I knew what you wanted to do. This is what Eli did. He's not smart at a lot, but what he's smart at, he's really smart at. I listened to him go full spectrum talking about cameras for 20 minutes today with another photographer.

You want to feel out of your element. It was terrifying. Even the photographer was like, bro. feel out of your element, it was terrifying. Even the photographer's like, bro, the dude was wearing, I swear to God, this dude was wearing his own shirt with a fucking camera right here and his name right here. He owns a fucking production company and he worked in Hollywood.

Five minutes into the conversation, he's like. Were you just listing numbers and i cannot tell you how many people that worked in hollywood like no they're people who have worked in hollywood a lot of time is like i had two jobs over a 15 year span this guy's been working every day for freaking over a decade now and learning that craft like i love cameras this is is what I do. My son got this. LA is the worst example of people. It's all posturing. It's all wording things the right way. Like, yeah, I'm a

I've been, you know, I've been a working actor. No, you've had three gigs in the last freaking 10 years you've been out there. You what we say is, oh, where do you serve at? That's not what you fucking said. I was there for that conversation. Eli opens up with, I dabble,

and then proceeded to fucking talk this poor dude under the goddamn table. It was terrifying. I love camera gear. We talked about it there, too. Brandon's, because I even talked to Brandon Herrera. Yo, shout out for a boy, a.k.a. guy. He hates that name.

He's like, I'll talk to him like man you see this is what i got this is what i got and i'll show him and i tell him all the specs he's like eli you need to just do a camera channel yeah why don't you why don't you do do you know the specs numbers i know them in my head from like i do it for fun color grading do it for fun editing directors everything i do that for fun and that's when I realize I'm weird when I'm around normal people. You know what? Drop a box of matches on the ground. You know what you should call your channel since you're Mr. Infantryman?

Lights, camera, violence of action. I hate that's actually a really good one, too. Oh, that'd be the most. Eli's camera, violence for action. Welcome back, guys. This is Eli Quavis, and today we're talking about the Canon C70, and it's 16.2 stops of dynamic range. Guys, when you want C-Log2 and what it can do in post-production,

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i can do that i fucking despise no i despise gear is my somebody that had like a normal job and then one day i was like fuck i have to buy a fancy camera i know nothing about it and the the level of like you go on youtube and you're like i'm just some asshole made a video for free and he's gonna teach me and Like indeed that did happen. It's just every other asshole on YouTube making camera content is like How do I? Terrible they have a very punchable face. Oh, yeah, it's just like I would not want to have a beer with this motherfucker They're kind of sending yeah. Yeah, I believe yeah. Hey guys, welcome back to the c70 If you can hit like and subscribe, leave a comment below.

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That's what I'm saying. Face reveal at 20 subs. I just want to know how to turn fucking autofocus on my new Sony a7 IV. I don't need a 20-minute video. Dude, shout out to the Indian kids who record the fucking videos about how to fix your technical issues. They got like 20 views. The most obscure fucking problems on the planet.

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There's no talking. A lot of the time, it's like a background. The mouse goes up to click a program and it shows you everything. And you're like, dope. Hey, it worked. And we we're golden and we're off uh again not have you seen the movie white tiger on netflix oh no i thought you were gonna say triple r no no white tiger on that highly recommend brilliant movie please india people really underestimate how ind how India is becoming a, like, is going to be a top-tier society here in the next 10 years.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. So, like, I get super mad because, like, nobody talks about India in World War II. They lost more than anybody! I don't know. Maybe not as much as China. They fought in every fucking theater, though.

Dude, no one gives India the cred for what they did in World War II. Oh, they're incredible. Because the Brits who basically used the Indians were like, we won the world, bye. What? I'm going to put ice in it. Thank you, Daddy. Eli, can you believe we've had seven months without an NFL game?

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Fought in every theater. Nobody fucking talks about it. They don't bitch about it in the comment sections anywhere. They're just like, we did it, whatever. And that's the crazy thing is people get super nationalistic when it comes to World War II. You really see people taking a lot of pride for shit they never did, right? Right. You never see Indians chiming in about that.

If anybody has a right to take a lot of bread like yeah we lost like the second to the most people in the whole thing like militarily not civilian wise first off it's Native American I got two stove faces and then... Sorry, you got me with that one. Can I have another beer please? Were they actually second? Because I didn't know that. The Soviet Union is the first. I know that because all the fucking Soviet Union sympathizers never shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, so many of us died. So many of us died.

World War II. Oh hey, can I read my exchange with Gary after this? Oh my god. Military. Casualties. Okay, Russia lost 20 to 40 million during World War II.

That's a big swing. Yeah. I'm so fucking sick of hearing people talk about the Soviet Union. Maybe 20 million dead. Maybe 40 million. Every fucking person in my country... Oh, you know, actually, the Soviet Union is why the Allies won World War II,

because most of them died. It's like you had the shittiest KD, and you're claiming credit for the W. You got fucking carried. You also sided with the fucking force you're fighting with. They made agreements. Then Hitler stabbed Stalin in the back. I'm sorry. And that happened.

You can't be like, well, they won for us. It's like, no, no. They fucked up. They joined that side. Then that side backstabbed. And then they fought with a lot of people dying. Go ahead, Jack. The Italian method.

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They were poor. Oh, no. Americans are not good. So Soviet Union in China, which I mentioned earlier. I didn't know this. So third place? Third place? Always third place.

The Polish. The Poles. The Poles? Yeah. They had the third most amount of casualties. That's not third place. That's third from last place. Touche, my friend.

Oh. You're looking. Marine Corps just had their first Sikh Marine graduation basic training. He was wearing the turban. It looked badass. I thought it was awesome.

A lot of people were butthurt. I read the comments section. It's the people you expect to be butthurt. Don't worry, they'll be dead within 30 years. It looked great. And by the way, ifurt being butthurt. Don't worry, they'll be dead within 30 years. Like, no, but it looked great. And by the way, like, if you know anything about the history of Sikhs, they're fucking hardcore.

Why would you not want them in your military force? If you have self-inflicted rules preventing Sikhs from being in your military, you should change your fucking rules. That's what we're finally doing in ours. Yeah. They've done some crazy ass shit. It's the only, I think it's the only religion that requires you to carry a weapon at all times. And by the way, the United States honors that.

Yeah. Yeah. And like, I think even in, I think for international flights in like a significant amount of countries, they're even allowed to carry like a small dagger with them as long as it meets certain length requirements and everything. It can't be too big of a weapon, but they still honor their religion enough to let them bring a knife

on the plane. Bro, I'm about to convert. Dude, they're hard as fuck. It's crazy to this day. We've come a long way. Yeah, but it sucks how they automatically got identified. They were like, oh, they're...

During that entire 9-11 forward, it really showed how... What the fuck? No, they're not even from close to Arabia. It's not even close to the same religion as Islam. Literally, it is two opposite things. And then you had

that which was crazy to watch because no one did the research on until like hold up like Christianity is closer to Islam fuck out. We love Jesus. So he's like, who the fuck is Jesus? I worship the murder god. Got fucking nine arms. Purple skin, dude. This is not our thing. What the fuck's going on?

It's crazy. My god cuts throats. That's why I get this dagger everywhere. As long as it's under four inches on a plane. And the blade has to flip out. It can't automatically extend out. Dude, Indiana just legalized throwing stars this year. Why were they illegal in the first place? Indiana has some of the...

I used to live in Crawfordsville, Indiana. Nice. I have no idea where that is. The only up to in the United States, up to all male colleges, Wabash College is in Crawfordsville, Indiana, 30 minutes south of Lafayette. We call it Sausageville. Bro. Yes. Can you imagine the smell of an all-male college?

It is weird that that's what I grew up around. I imagine it smells like basic training. Basic training smelled so bad, we'd take dryer sheets and stick them on the back of a fan. Wait, this is an air freshener? Where did you get a basic? Sill. Oh, you lucky bitch. It's terrible.

I'll take Sill over binning. How many times did you wake up with a fucking scorpion on you? Oh, no. How many times did you get woken up by drill sergeant in the middle of the night? All of them. What the fuck are you talking about? Wait, did you? Yeah, we had drill sergeant in the middle of the night? All of them. Wait, did you? Yeah, we had drill sergeants there, asshole. Did you have scorpions?

No. Yeah, fuck you. We had fire ants and shit bags. Yeah, we had fire ants, too, and shit bags. What are they whispering over there? We're just admiring this big-dicking contest. Why don't you guys just whip it out? Oh, I'd love to.

How many times did you wake up and cum on your back? I'd do five times. You? Seven? How up and cum on your back? Five times. You? How many crayons did you eat? Okay, this determines who's the best. Crayons is over there. I don't know shit, dude. This determines who's the best military veteran. Which one of you is the closest

to Ryan Reynolds and yourself? That's for sure him. I'm terrible at the military. I'm fucking thrilled no rills to be here we actually talked about this today we're just talking about love a veteran space on you know I was in the army to kiss army never missed a show I was like Jack if you get us flagged for copyright I'm gonna fucking are we doing taxes?

I just didn't bet. I'm like, Jack, this is how much they charge us. Bro, that was probably enough to get you copyright stricken. I know. G-Van, unfortunately, Jack, that's actually the truth. I can't say it. Yes, dead ass serious. That's literally what you have to watch out for.

Jack was like, what if I say this? I'm like, not today. We have to do this. A hundred percent, that's enough to get you copyright stricken. Saying those words in the right... What if I say this? I'm like, not today. We have to do this. And now he's saying- 100%, that's enough to get you copyright stricken. Saying those words in the right- You want to help bad fucking copyright- Jack writing the internet today.

I've been trying so hard- Jack's like, what the fuck? For all. To keep it within the lines. Jack, you can say one line of a song. And we discussed this today. What song was it on The Office? Told you.

Because this is a metrics. Paradise City? Two Tickets to Paradise. Yes. That cost $70,000 for that. Jesus Christ. Just saying. You guys have to pay that much.

No, The Office, the TV show, had one character sing the lyrics to. He said Two Tickets to Paradise. He sung Two Tickets to paradise he's saying two lines of it it cost him seventy thousand dollars for the rights to do that that's how fucked up the music industry has a stranglehold on media jack you invited two unhinged people on here Let me do it. No. No, Jack. Let me. Jack. No. No. No. No.

You invited two unhinged people on here, and I have been very between the lines, sir. Go on. No, I've maintained. I didn't know we were breaking the rules. Can we do that? I will do the Korean voice. You can bring every rule you want. No, I'm not.

Can I? Can can i i would like to point out that him wearing a kimono is cultural appropriation oh yeah yeah we'll get mad at that we'll just be like hey are you japanese you know where kimono's from that can that say thank you in japanese and i'll let it pass can that be that though that's arigato gozaimasu. Arigato gozaimasu. You actually got it. That's in my law. You said thank you. Did I? Yeah.

See, I speak Japanese. I speak many languages. Arigato. I can't even say it like that because I don't want to. Jack, yeah, if you didn't. Yeah, I know. It's that bad. So there is, this is for a lesson, a teaching out there.

You have to be careful on like each aspect of when you're uploading or what your editor has to edit it's fucking ridiculous it's wild he's gonna be you start being like okay i can't do that okay you can't and then you just start going in it's like don't say that you guys are trying to convince me to start a freaking show earlier yeah it's exhausting. How? Jack, you have us. Yeah, that's a lot. I mean, I'm just telling you, like, as somebody that started with nobody, it would be really reassuring to have a bunch of other people that liked you. Medium successful at the YouTube. You could just text us any time of the day. We'd respond to your questions.

You wouldn't have to spend eight hours on YouTube looking for some asshole to answer the question for you which is usually dear god is it i've been every time like the problem with this is like i blew up on youtube really quick like i'm not i'm not fucking famous or anything but like i got like a hundred thousand views and like a hundred thousand subs in like four months you did amazing and then I would like get on it like I knew nothing I was like fuck it well how do I how do I do this is this allowed can I do this can I do that and then I'd ask YouTube and there'd be like some instructional video and they'd be like okay well how credible is this guy oh he's got seven subscribers fucking probably can't trust him shit

how to get rich and become YouTube famous yeah well yeah yeah mr. he's his logo is a piece of bread it's hard when you're real please start a YouTube channel everyone comment below cuz I know you're there. Comment below about Jack's starting. Your perspective on history would be. Well, I like yours. I really do. I don't want to turn this into a DIC case-stroking contest,

but I like the way you break things down. You find some really niche stuff. I like it. I just get real pessimistic. That's my problem. I know. People would fucking love it. All right. I like Jack's. Do know. People would fucking love it. All right.

I like Jack's. Do you know how many people just want to go home and Ryan's Reynolds themselves every day that would love to just listen to you lose your shit for eight minutes while they were driving home on a Friday night? Your hair goes more horizontal as you get pissed. Every day, they're just going to be like, fuck. My job sucks, but at least I'm not Jack. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, oh at least I'm not Jack. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just. Oh, here. Let's start. Why doesn't everybody realize how overrated JFK was? Let's go. Do it. Let's go. How overrated is she?

Go. JFK. The reason why he was in Dallas in the first place, because he had to campaign hard in Texas, because there was a very good chance he was going to be the first Democratic president in history to lose Texas. He wasn't that popular. You know why? He fucked up the Bay of Pigs. He prolonged the freaking Cold War.

His poll numbers were not looking great at the time. There was a very good chance he was going to be beaten in the next election. The only reason why we remember him the way we do, because we didn't come from that time. He got his brains blown out. He was hot. He had a hot wife. And we just have immortalized him at this point. Bring up Marilyn Monroe.

Bring up Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. And JFK, look, good for him. He got a good piece of strange every day. Go ahead. I love you. Jackie O was not even that hot. She was classy hot.

She's like a six out of 10. Dude, you're never going to find a woman like that who's that classy at the same time. There's a balancing act there, man. Bro, the hot, classy matrix, very hard. Very hard to find, yeah. Especially in modern days. He was banging that hot pill head on the side. Yeah.

A little bit of a woman in a row. Well, he literally, yeah, anyways. JFK was like really overrated as a president and we like immortalized him and Republicans say things like, if he was loved, he'd be a Republican.

Not true. And the Democrats also, they're his centerpiece of like the ultimate freaking masculine freaking president. The guy, the guy was a dumb shit,

had a terrible back. He was a broken little baby bitch. I want to punch back because I fucking loved him. Punch back. Punch back. Have you heard about his military career? Yes, of course. By the way, no, his dad, his dad, again, legitimately happened.

Go ahead. No, no, he earned the medal, but that was propagated by his dad so he could get into office. That shit was propagated. They made a movie about him because his dad had connections in Hollywood. Because he was connected to the goddamn mafia. Yes, PT-109. He pulled a goddamn boat with his teeth. He did legitimately save a lot of lives.

That was very common back then. Nobody got movies made about him unless you're a goddamn Kennedy. But do you know about the coconut? Do you know about the coconut? Well, is it like the conch from Lord of the Flies? The fucking presidential paperweight. The official presidential paperweight for JFK was a goddamn coconut husk in acrylic. Okay?

First of all, I want to tell this story, but fucking Kingfish's little shit on his chest here is throwing me off. I called him Kingfish earlier. I was like, his name's King Trout. It doesn't matter. I'm like I do with women. I'll let you talk all the way through. Yeah, I got you both. Yeah, Graham.

So, seven or nine. I'm good, thank you. I did a video on PT boats. Basically, they were wooden boats during World War II. They were basically speed boats. They would haul ass, throw torpedoes at the enemy ships, and peel off super fast. PT boats were badass. We can agree there, for sure.

Yeah, of course. A hundred percent. I'm not shitting on his military service. But this is my favorite presidential fact of all time. After he pulled the boat with his teeth and saved all his men and did this good job. Did he literally do that? Yes. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, it's a thing. And they wound his boat. Because it was in a movie he literally do that? Yes. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's a thing. And they wound his boat. Because it was in a movie his dad basically produced so he could become president. I know his parents worshipped the devil and ran alcohol. His boat got rammed by a Japanese destroyer cut in half. Two of his men died. He saved the other

eleven. He pulled one of, I don't, it wasn't his boat. It was one of his men back to shore with his teeth. That's where he fucked up his back. While all of his men were there on this little pissant little island in the Pacific, he ended up writing a note on the fucking shell of a coconut and giving it to one of these indigenous people on the island that took one of their little canoes to a larger island and delivered this coconut husk to the Americans

that was like a send fucking help message that ended up reaching command, and they sent help and retrieved JFK and all of his men because he wrote it on a goddamn coconut like it's fucking Gilligan's Island, and then he had it preserved in acrylic, and it was on his desk in the Oval Office when he was president.

And the ironic thing is, another president who is a borderline hero, if not flat out hero in World War II, one of the youngest naval pilots, also a Navy man, shot down. He was the guy who killed Kennedy. H.W. Bush, everybody. Did you hear about the island? Oh, Bush. The cannibal island? No, Bush 41.

Yeah. Cannibal island. Do you know about the island? Is this a conspiracy The cannibal island? No, Bush 41. Yeah. Cannibal island. Do you know about the island? Is this a conspiracy theory? No, this is 100% fact. Okay, all right. Okay, go on. George Bush Sr. joined as a naval aviator at the end of...

He was the youngest. Yeah, at the end of World War II. He flew a couple of missions at the end of World War II. Got shot down. You didn't warn me. Prior to him getting shot down, one of the first missions that he ever fucking ran, a bunch of other people got shot down

and landed on this fucking island. Like, everybody in his squadron except for him got shot down, and all of those soldiers landed on an island that was held by the Japanese, and they were captured, and they actually, like, this particular, I don't know if it was a company or a battalion of japanese soldiers were like particularly extreme and they actually ended up eating

the other pilots and george bush senior was the only one that didn't get shot down and survived holy shit all the other people in his squadron got literally fucking eaten by Japanese soldiers. And he didn't find out about this until he was like already passed his presidency. The white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. Really?

Yeah. It's fucking wild. See, this is what I like about your stuff. You really deep dive into that stuff. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Okay. You're a history nerd too. Yeah.

Apparently. Let's go. Let's get this out. Let's fucking go. I was like, okay, now everyone's loosened up. You're you. Podcasts are weird, aren't they? At first you're like, I don't,

because I can already see it in your face. I've done this with a thousand fucking guests, not a thousand. We should get our own shirt made that's called just history whore. But it is learning to speak up over others. Let's go to bunker tomorrow. I'll get this done.

I walked out stone cold sober from that airplane, was not prepared. No, and that's why, I know you text, you're like, hey, you asked, do they prep us? I had no fucking clue what I was walking prepared. No, and that's why, I know you text, you're like, hey, you asked, do they prep us? I had no fucking clue what I was walking into. I didn't think I was gonna get a fucking Uber

from the goddamn airport and then show up and film this fucking shit. I had to dig through my fucking Adidas backpack to get my goddamn kimono, my fucking headband and my sunglasses out

because I walked out of the fucking airport 20 minutes before I got here. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I didn't have one goddamn second to smoke a cigarette. I smoked three at your house.

We show up here. The air conditioner's getting fucking fixed. The fridge isn't plugged in. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Welcome to fucking Texas. God fucking damn it. The air conditioner's I don't know what the fuck's going on. Welcome to fucking Texas Fucking G-man that is the intro right there is the intro to this show put that right at the beginning So it is just hardcore cuts into this is great You gotta give me fucking five beers to warm me up. You can't just fucking drive me to some fucking no we're going

Story favorite Three please Now it's it now you're like We're in the Camaro. Break out the fortune. Now it's it. Now you're like, I'm in the fucking zone. Yeah, I got fucking six beers in me. Good. See, this is what we do.

And I can't smoke in here. I'm fucking shaking. Who said that? I'm fucking shaking and then you're like, this is fucking Texas. I've smoked in here. It smelled terrible

for three days. Don't smoke in your house. I remember that was the only time I immediately regretted something from the podcast. It was like, John, that was a fucking great podcast. We killed it. Did I smoke? I think I took a drag. Why does this house smell like shit now?

Everything fucking stinks like cat piss and cigarettes. How old are you? I'm old enough to consent. Eli! Hey! Eli! Where am I? How have you been sleeping so well in this Texas heat?

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Ghostbed is offering 30% off everything if you use code unsub 30% off everything at ghost bed comm slash unsubscribe Let's smoke like you don't vape you smoke fucking cigarette you're like a marlboro right he's from indiana no you know how we we all know how long cigarettes will take to kill you you're dying like you're 60 let's be honest like jack over there like he you smoke right 45 years now right how old are you 45 40 like jack over there i'm a generation jack is from a generation where he was tricked that man's a victim. You knew the consequences you're like fucking I'm doing it Anyways, you I went in I was like oh did he serve now no wait? What's wrong with him? He had no stress

No stress. Everything's perfectly casual. That man had all the statistics. I wasn't in the military, so life for me perfectly casual. Your uncle never molested you. My uncle didn't touch me. It's cool. It's cool. It's like when you're cheating on a test

and you know you have to do one question wrong so the teacher doesn't think you cheated. He decided to smoke. That's what he's doing in life. I know this is wrong. He looked down at his kimono as he tied his bandana. He's like, huh.

Huh. Hmm? I gotta do one thing though so these guys think I'm cool. It started out as a prop and here we are man these fuckers taste good it all started when they gave me Hulk cigarettes on Halloween

that Nancy Reagan was right yeah the war on drugs and drugs are winning just so you know so your piece of history I want to hear your favorite factoid you have to have one i know earlier like hitler no when did i say hitler i don't know we were talking about heroes it was in the car remember you were talking about how much you loved them yeah you were talking about heroes you started all my favorite I'm talking about my favorite guys.

Yeah, and we were like, what the fuck? I said best friend. What? Let's everybody, let's all raise our arms a suspicious amount, 45 degrees,

pointing to the northeast. I don't know, can the bombing of Hiroshima be my favorite part of history? Can the fire bombings be my favorite part? Tokyo? Yeah, let's talk about that.

What nationality is your Asian ancestry? The poor one. Filipino. Oh, okay. So, yeah. The bombing? Are you seriously? Yeah, I'm the poor one.

I thought you were half Korean this whole time. No! Half North Korean. I love that first off, you're white and you're like, the poor one, that's not Korea. It was like 50 years ago. It could be North Korea. Yeah.

I would definitely rather live in the Philippines than North Korea. Magically, I'm from North Korea. Yeah, my parents escaped from Korea, went to Mexico, breeded. You're one of them Spaniard Asians I am Spain I dude I the most surprising was like 24 20 24 percent Native Americans like what the fuck my parents lied to me No, let's go ahead and talk about the firebombing. She's always firebombing skill I'm mad about how many experts on the ethics of nuclear bombings there are after the Oppenheimer movie came out. So go ahead and inform everybody on firebombing.

These are disgusting. No, I haven't even seen Oppenheimer. Me either. Have you seen Barbie? I have seen Barbie. Good. Barbenheimer. I didn't know I was going to be expected to tell you the story of firebombings.

Fuck. What's your favorite piece of history? When you're in your history fucking kimono, and you put on your history headband, you're like, this is my favorite part. This is what I fucking live for. Go. You know it's not sunny in here, right?

Yeah. This is not Philadelphia. What do you want to say? God damn it. Go. You had to have a favorite piece of history. Now you are so confident with these six cans of beer in front of yourself, and now you're like, I don't even know.

We should probably get more beer. You want a shot? We're going to have to divert the conversation, do a shot, drink beer. Beer. Just grab one of the six packs of Corona. We're doing this. I love it. Jack, you want a beer?

You need a drink? You good? You want an energy drink? No. You don't? No, I'm good. I'm having good with my little whiskey and Coke here. All right.

Edit this out. I haven't had anything to drink in like five days, so it's actually hitting me pretty hefty. It's true. Same. Do you have a can opener? I got you. No, thank you, Daddy. I appreciate it. Okay.

Do you need more out of ice? Jack, I'm here for you, Jack. I put my nuts on this table. The table's fine. Yeah. Show me. What, uh...

Okay, it doesn't even need to be your favorite part of history or a factoid. I'll do this. What's, like, a rant that you can think of? Yeah. Like, something you feel strongly about that maybe is misinterpreted or... What's a meme you saw that upset you about history because you know it's wrong? Oh, my God. I love that game, brother. What

the fuck? I got one after this. You get this. No, let him answer. I can tell you. I got you. Don't worry about it. This is how I know you guys have not done fucking podcasts for a living. Jesus fucking Christ. It's not the story. It is when you're on a podcast, does it not feel fucking weird at first? You're like, oh, I do this for a living.

I'll be able to connect instantly. Once these cameras turn on, you're like, oh, I do this for a living. I'll be able to connect instantly. Once these cameras turn on, you're like, fuck. I don't want to speak over anyone. I don't want to do that. I'm like, what story do I tell? Is it going to be embarrassing? That's a great question. Yes. It's uncomfortable as fuck. Why? And being asked a

fucking specific-ass question, like, what's one time that you can think of right now on the spot? God damn it. This is why I run the podcast. See, that reminds me of, I got accepted to go back to college because I'm going to get my four-year degree in history

and then I'm going to get my master's in history. They open up that big history factory up north. What's that? They open up that big history factory. You're What's that? They open up that big history factory. You're going to go work there? No. No. I have a very big history farm.

Nick's locking it back. No. No. No. Dude, that's one of the funniest things I've ever... Dude. No, I'm a history major, bro. Dude, Nick's checking in at his history factory.

He's like, good to see you, boys. What's up? Bro, all right. History, dad. Dude's got to get a degree in history. Tell it. Off the top of your head.

Top 15 favorite history facts. And, bro, I just want to say, you have more to offer now being online than you ever would being in a classroom teaching. No, I know, but i have to get a history degree to do what i want to do why because i came to a super painful realization a couple months ago so i just have to do it uh history is written by the winners yeah it's a fucking lie history is written by the punk ass fucking bitches that never even played the game and uh i mean now in every every fucking conflict since the european theater ended in world war ii everything has been viewed through a lens of anti-america and it's fucking disgusting and

i have to go get a master's or a doctorate in history so I can start rewriting textbooks to fucking change it. You're part of a conspiracy at this point. If it's just me and myself, then sure. Okay. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Did you spill it? So, like, it's common knowledge that America lost the Korean War, right? Well, I think the technical thing is it was a stalemate.

Hold on, guys. Wait, hold on. See what happened? Do you see what happened? I look at it as a long-term victory. No, fucking check. We were on a road. Then we were making fun of him because he couldn't tell a story.

Yeah. And now we're deviating. He had the best zinger of the night. He's good. I know. He had a very good zinger. Now he's like, okay, I can do what I want.

I can be more comfortable in this situation. Now he is going to tell one of his top five favorite pieces of history in the war. Just the war. The war. Any war. Wait, no.

What's your deepest wealth of knowledge on a historical topic is it World War II is it the Revolutionary War is it ancient Japan what's your favorite period or point of history it's all about peace dude what's your favorite peace period

there's been like what 18 years of peace no just fucking American history Oh good. Okay me too. High five war. Oh World War two is your favorite piece of American history. Yeah, what other presidential let's read you the entirety Oh, you're just like fucking American is charges USA maybe pro-america you know who's pretty much created the American

military, the American army specifically as we know it? Friedrich von Steuben. He is the father of the American army. He went to Valley Fair, right? There's going to be like

a fraction of the people listening to this that are gonna get that reference you have to be knowledgeable about revolutionary history and be from North Iowa getting so fucking specific there's gonna be seven people in the comment section like that was genius bro

hour 40 minutes fucking dope you're like what yeah yeah hey hour 40 minutes fucking dope what I'm a history major from Minnesota that was hilarious yeah you were talking about what your military yeah your homeboy Frederick Von whatever

Frederick Von Steuben. You know about him? Let me tell you something about Friedrich Von Steuben, Daddy. Friedrich Von Steuben was the father of the American Army as we know it. He basically wrote the book that all the other chapters got started getting written on. And Friedrich Von Steuben, he came over from Prussia. He was a Prussian military officer. And he said,

them Americans ain't looking good right now. And he went up to that General Washington and he said, General Washington, you look like you boys could need some help. And he found them at Valley Fair there. At Valley Fair. It was all snowy because it gets snowy around Valley Fair. And he's like, I'm going to teach your boys how to march.

I'm going to teach them drills. I'm going to teach them all the ranks and the standards. And he turned that little ragtag group, a little blue-wearing boys, he turned them into a real military. And guess what they did? They beat them little red-wearing boys. All because that

Frederick von Stubbe and the president, the general at the time who eventually became president, realized that this man is the father of the army. We're going to give you some land out in New York. You come here, you stay in America. Frederick von Steuben. Another thing about him is he was very openly gay. It's well documented. He was

gay as shit. He brought all his gay lovers with him. He was gay in front of everybody. No one gave a shit. So all this talk nowadays about the woke military, the gays, the gays in the military. The United States Army was started by a

well-documented father of the military. Back in the day, the way they would talk about being gay, too, they'd be like, every time you read something like this. They'd be like, every time you read something like this. They didn't care back then like we did now. They'd be like, oh, he hung out with this guy all the time. They lived together.

You know, they lived together and they slept in the same bed. You know that's where the comment came from? The kind of homophobia we've seen in the last hundred years, it wasn't like that back in the day. They knew gay people existed. And they're like, okay, that's weird, but sure. You got guns that you can send us? Great. Yeah. This is how I suck stuff to my

12 kids. Why did the German accent come out of left field? Because of Friedrich von Prussian. Yeah. Not Russian Prussian. They're Germans. See? Fucking checking my history bro

bro I know my color I was right okay favorite piece of history yeah go Jesus fucking Christ do you think

we're gonna drop it you had fucking 30 minutes I've been actively thinking about other things I know hot dudes are next to you

let's move pick a piece of Japanese culture or American culture you're wearing a kimono and American flag head. He just holds it in

and he's like, so the kimono comes from the ancient Japanese culture? The first thing that came to mind was something you've already made a video about

and it was the fucking bat bombs. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, that was a good piece of history. I'm going to correct you the whole time. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm nervous.

No, just fucking You made the fucking video about it. So, yeah. If it's why I'm nervous. No, just fucking You made the fucking video about it. So, yeah. If it's your favorite piece, you have to understand a lot of us aren't going to watch

every piece of his content. I'm a terrible friend. I've watched like five of his videos. That's a true story. Well, that's it. Eli's a fucking piece of shit.

Yeah, 100%. I know this and I own it and it doesn't affect me at all. You paid for us sushi and I think you're great, daddy. See, that's all you got to do. Buy your friend sushi and they're good.

That's fair. They're like, hey, you paid for our travel and shit. We're good. He flew us down. Whatever. Although he said, I was sitting right next to the shitters and some guy took a shit and I was right next to him. That means you were in the back of the plane, right? Dude, I was in the fucking midsection wing.

One seat in front, I couldn't lean back. You were on a big boy plane. Talk about Sun Country. I didn't want to fucking brag. So I bitched about Sun Country a couple podcasts ago when Eli fucked me. I didn't know. Hey, it started in a headquarter out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.

He put me in a flight that didn't even have fucking wi-fi okay this is basically amish flight okay it was terrible but the horses had wings the lovely lady that operates some of the scheduling oh show is amazing she really is and i'm going to tell you why because I don't even think you know this. She puts you in nicer seating. Bro. I know.

She scheduled me, and I was like, hey, I'm fat. Every single time I come down here, I just get on my, you know, I always fly Delta. I get on the Delta app, and I just paid $19.99, and I upgrade my seating to Comfort Plus, because it's way better. Do you have status? No, not yet. I don't fly that much yet, and I upgrade my seating to Comfort Plus because it's way better. Do you have status? No, not yet. I don't fly that much yet, but maybe one day. Get on it because once you get status, you'll never have to worry about paying again.

You'll just automatically get upgraded. That'd be awesome. So I always try to spend the $20, get Comfort Plus right away. You flew down here? We got him forcing carriage. Bro, I took a fucking covered wagon that's right dude i hopped fucking trains anyway so his family died it was a work in i always just get on the way to pay the extra 20 bucks and get the comfort plus or whatever but

sometimes it's sold out so i don't get it and then i'm like stuck i'm kind of fat i don't really like it i'm always in the middle 100 of the time i've flown 30 times now i've never flown sitting next to somebody smaller than me it's always me and two offensive linemen from the fucking st louis rams every goddamn time so i always get comfort plus and i just told show like hey fucking grab me the comfort plus seats out of the gate so that way i'm sure to get them she fucking got me first class seats for the first time in my life. It was super cool. It was awesome, yeah.

Yeah. Hey, show! Why? Yeah. Does he look like first class? If I don't get first class from now on, I'm not coming. I have a more important question. When was the last time you watched NFL football?

Because the St. Louis Rams haven't been there in like four years. I've been a Rams fan my entire life. It's fucking St. Louis. I know it was L.A. before it was St. Louis Rams haven't been there in like four years. I've been a Rams fan my entire life. It's fucking St. Louis. I know it was L.A. before. You didn't grow up a Chiefs fan or a Vikings fan? No. I was born in California. My family's from California.

Where? I was born in Chico. My family's from like mid to northern California, and I moved to Iowa when I was like 13 years old. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? California and I moved to Iowa when I was like 13 years old. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. Oh, you're more Californian.

Well, I mean, you've been there for a long time. But as far as your formative years, you're more Californian. For sure. That's why I love Iowa so much. That's why you're more Californian. For sure. That's why I love Iowa so much. That's why you're smarter than... Because I'm like fully capable of understanding what a fucking shithole California is. Yeah. Yeah. Amen. But you also get to be smarter than a lot of the

Iowans. Yep. That also happened. It was really frustrating because like I showed up at middle school and I was wearing like you know, like Doc Martin boots and everybody's like, who's this fucking nerd wearing geek shit? Wait, you had. Wait, hold on.

And they're like seven. Bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet. You had Doc Martins in high school? I had Doc Martins in middle school, homie. Wow. We grew up separate lifestyles. Wealthy parents. Yeah, you're old as fuck.

No, not that. You're like Gray Bush the Wise. Fucking what he said. Fucking wealthy lifestyle. Yeah. Ooh, what's it like to be upper middle class? I'm definitely not upper middle class, bro. You're fucking middle class.

That would have been nice. Bro, neither of my parents have a high school diploma. You had? Neither did you. I had a pair of Doc Martens, okay? Doc Martens is what I got to wear for gym class. What I got to wear when we went to the beach. It's what I got to wear when we went fucking everywhere.

I got one nice pair of shoes and that was fucking it. This is what you sound like. Okay, first off, law school in Harvard was not that good. Hold on, Jack. Shut the fuck up. Let me talk about Harvard. It's a downgrade from a lot of universities. Okay.

Fucking these shoes. Ugh. Look, one pair. I had Spaldings. Do you know where those are from? Walmart. You know how much they cost? $10.

You know how long that took my parents to pay off layaway? Fucking years. My parents only had one Porsche. I know. You Indiana boys. What's up, dude? I am. Hell yeah.

Oh, fucking dockers over here. I watched commercials about this and got depressed of what people could do. I was like, man, Spalding never had a commercial ever. Doc Martin had commercials? Yes. Spalding never had a commercial. Ever. Doc Martin had commercials? Yes! Doc D-O-C. He's a doctor. Dr. Martin had commercials.

The medical Nazi. I'm not going to doubt him at this point. No, I'm dead serious. Did you know Doc Martin was a Nazi? Yes! Yeah, that's why neo-Nazi skinheads always wear Doc Martins. Yeah, they do. Because Doc Martin was a fucking...

I don't like that one bit. No, no. I'm telling you. Jake's like... Jake? Anyway, I just want to make it clear. I've never wore Yeezys or any of that bullshit. Just Doc Martin.

Only Doc Martin. Well, now that I know who Doc Martin was, I'll never wear his product again, even though I've never worn it in 20 years. Same. I couldn't afford him. Also, also. Yeah.

Also, but if we are going to go there, nobody can buy BMW or Mercedes or a lot of other products. Lots of VW. Oh, fun fact about the VW Beetle. So I like went off a fucking deep end with the VW Beetle. Let's shut down the German economy, boys. They were originally

started as like this fucking it was going to be the solution to the German economy during World War II, right? Is it the final solution to the German economy? Not that one. It was the solution before the final economy during world war ii right the final solution not that one is the solution before the final yeah right yeah that um so they were like uh they never ended up like giving everybody that paid all their money in to them all like all the high-ranking political people got their vw bugs and everything but if you look at the original VW Volkswagen Beetles, they had a suspension system totally

unjustifiable by their weight. I didn't know this. Historians are like, the only logical reason that the suspension system on the original Volkswagen Beetles are that fucking sturdy is because

they had plans to cut the roofs out and mount crew served machine guns on top. And that is like 100% what went down. Like all the original Beetles that were manufactured were designed to cut the fucking roof off

and mount a fucking MG 42 on. Can you imagine? It's fucking crazy. This sounds like a Richard Bryan job. Give him some love, bud. So there's the Avengers. We are the offenders. Our superpowers, they differ.

So you get to choose your own superpower. We get to choose the offset. So me, I have two different superpowers. One is, well, my main superpower is I run at the speed of, I'm Flash. Fucking Mexican. I am the brown Flash. The brown streak is what they call me. Wait, hold on.

Stop. The brown streak? Are you still the brown streak? Because I thought we made you. Oh, I'm still. I thought we made you. Oh, I'm still. I thought we made you crime cruck. Crime cuck for a minute. So I still go, man, it's so hard because crime cuck is my, my.

Is that a parallel universe? I love it. No, no. Okay. That's my offset. And I, cause I think it is the most fantastic offset. So imagine this. I show up as the most fantastic offset. So imagine this. I show up as the flesh.

Something bad is happening. Got it. Bad things. Graping. Don't even know. Murder. I have a five-minute cool down where I can't interact. You're just hanging out watching. He can't touch anything. I can't interrupt. You're just hanging out watching. He can't touch anything.

I can't call 911. You're going to be a great witness. Yeah. Crime cuck. Fucking so good. We have Batty. Batty. Strong as shit.

Batty fucking. I thought we made him drywall Magneto. No, not him. He's not. No. Who did we make drywall Magndie because his name wait go on on this now i'm actually confused there's been there's a hundred what's baddie's name baddie kyle oh my god yeah we made him drywall magneto like he's magneto but only for drywall because

kyle's a kick-ass kyle's only punched drywall so like he's Magneto, but for drywall. But he has to drink Mountain Dew and commit domestic violence in order to activate his superpower. His original superpower was just super strength. He just came every time he activated it. Both of those sound so good. Yeah, until you save a bus full of kids. Cody could fly, but only while he was yelling racial slurs. So, Donut. All three of these superpowers sound great.

Right. So you pick your superpower. We pick the offset. Okay. I love Donut. Imagine this Donut walking up. He's like, fuck, there's Mexicans burning up in that building. He just walks up with a ladder.

He's like, awkwardly places it. He's like, fuck, it's too short. He's like, they're just like, fly up to me. He's like, mm-mm-mm. like they're just like fly up to me he's like i'm gonna figure out how to get this ladder up there because you're always trying to offset you like i'm flying i was post nut clarity man right yes what was your option i had i had i have the powers of professor xavier but only for like a minute after i come oh was that it i have to re-jerk off or come and to get 30 more seconds of professor xavier power who was the person i gave they could uh they could read minds but oh no that also read their mind that was leon lush leon lush

so he could read all minds but his wife or spouse at any given time that he was involved with could read his mind at any given time. Oh, that one sucks. Yeah. So go on. What's your superpower? Jack, I think we have to give you one too. Sure.

Oh, I love this. What's your power? I'm going to go with teleportation. Demo has that. You know, dude. Oh, yeah. So Demo has that already He has to kill a kitten in order to teleport Oh no big deal

He's a veterinarian So imagine this He's got free teleportation dude He has a bag of kittens How we said it's a belt of kittens He's killing kittens for a living Yeah but imagine this you're like, those kids are on fire. You teleport.

You're like, kids, hold on. Check it out. Just snapping necks, dude. Yeah, and then when you get lazy, you're like, I gotta go pee. You stop caring about the kittens. You're like, I'm killed. Take it in her power. Has invisibility been taken?

Invisibility. Rich had invisibility, but he had to masturbate so you would hear the sound. Anytime he was invisible. Dude, I'm a quiet masturbator. I'm a dry guy. Are you guys wet guys? I'm not. You lotion up?

You lube up? I do the... Yeah. Moisturize? Understood. Wait, for jerking off? Yeah. Oh no, I'm a dry guy. I've never met a man that moisturized to jerk off. It's like a meme. It's a fucking weird...

The fucking brand name is called jerking. It makes your dick stronger. Wait, do you guys put lotion on when you jerk off? Pick a superpower. Sorry, go. This is what I was worried about. We'll tell you if it's been taken or not. Would you like to have some time to think? No.

I'm thinking just Nightcrawler. Can I just be Nightcrawler from X-Men? Like with the tail and the teleport? You teleport. I just want to be blue and have teleportation power. Oh, that's the same thing. Fuck. Go ahead, Jack.

But think. Don't look at Jack. Think. Go ahead, Jack. I'd like to bring my brother back to life. That's what I need as superpower. Can you bring all dead people back to life? Okay, Darth Vader.

I just want to bring my brother back to life. That's selfish as fuck, Jack. First off, that's your fucking offset. All people are like, I got to bring Hitler back to life. I don't know. Maybe if that's what you want, you selfish piece of shit. Why would you just target that one and not help humankind? I'd just like to have one last conversation with him.

That's it. You want to do it for five seconds and that's it. No, not five seconds. Five minutes. Five minutes. Yeah. And then re five seconds. Five minutes. Five minutes. Yeah. And then re-experience death. Jack, you already have your offset.

Depression. That is your offset to the superpower. Did I break the system yet? No. Did I break the system? Jack's like, I just want more talk so I can cry. I want to relive this moment. Let me slide this in.

Okay. I want to Ryan Reynolds this moment. Let me slide this in. Your brother wakes up and he's like, I was in heaven. What the fuck, Jack? Alright, okay. Real superpower. If I can't have a magical power like that, I'd like to... You know what? I'd like to transport into time.

I'd like to go back to transport. Yeah, transport into time traveling. You have no control over where you time travel. Okay. I'd like to go back to transport. Yeah, transport into time traveling. You have no control over where you time travel. Go. Oh. That's your fucking offset. You go back in time. But I have no control.

You land in the period of time you are stuck in. You get. No, stop. But you go like quantum leap. You get to pick the exact time that you land in. You do not get to pick your gender or ethnicity, though. Oh. Oh, my.

I like that. Yeah. So I'm not going to the antebellum South. Yeah. I wouldn't go anywhere after 2000, to be honest with you. Yeah. Jack's like, I'm going back. Wait.

Before. He's about to push that button. It's like the sweat breaks out. He's like, this could go many different ways. I could get Bitcoin or I could die. You get to pick the date. That's it. You don't get to pick the location you spawn,

your gender, or your ethnicity when you get there. I would welcome the challenge. I picture this. Good fucking luck. I picture this on camera we got a good angle ready Jack has a button it's right here he's like this okay let's see okay going back that's all it's gonna be is a blink of his skin color but nope or yes maybe that's all it's gonna be Jack are you gonna roll the dice like skin color and be like, nope. Or, yes, maybe. That's all it's going to be, Jack.

Or are you going to roll the dice? We're fine with this. Okay, I'm in. Oh, man. So you get to pick the year? I just pick the year, I guess. No, you don't. Yeah, you get to pick the year. But you're restricting yourself because you are. You're really spinning the wheel.

Yeah, I'm going to stand out in certain places in certain time frames. Most places in most times. But what if I end up at, like, a Jimmy Buffett concert in 1979? I'm going to fit right in. Rest in peace. Jeff, so that's your one goal is to hit that and quit time traveling? He's like, I fucking made it. It's like 1969.

I hope it's where I belong brother he just lives out his life he retires yeah yeah I'd already be retired by now this year right now all right so we got Jack's pink trout what do you got fuck super power good offset oh my god I'm gonna do the ability to fly. Has that been done? Cody. He's gotta yell racial slurs. Yeah.

What other superpowers are there? There's a lot. Think about fucking any show. I've only named like four so far. Yeah. You did time travel. We've got... Good.

You narrowed down two. Yeah. I've listed two of the ones that have been restricted. Shit. Shape shifting? has that one been done I don't think that I can change into anybody who I want you know fucking the blue chick from X-Men oh that's a good one that's a really good one yeah it's a solid yeah always the opposite sex. Hold on. I thought you said it was a negative. Any situation you shapeshift into, as soon as you

come into the complete body, you immediately have diarrhea. That's what I was thinking as well. What's the offset? No, if he shapeshifted in the opposite and was just extremely horny. No. Why?

I lived like that from the age of 12 to freaking 35. If he shapeshifts into a girl, because he keeps all the memories from it. So I'm me in a woman's body. Yeah, but you're horny. You don't know it. But am I horny in a woman's perspective? No, you want dick.

So yes, you want dick. Yeah. So I, so yes. So I want dick. Yeah. You're like, this is what I'm fucking. But you remember it. And then after you go to Mel's perspective, you're like, oh, I got to remember it? Yeah.

Oh, no. See, that's how you make it off. I have to remember it? Yes. I don't like shapeshifting anymore. It's like always the first line of business. You have the most amazing shapeshifting power. Sometimes it's a male.

Sometimes it's a female. It's always horny, though. Sometimes you just... No, fuck that. Okay, come on. You get to shapeshift. Okay. But whatever you shapeshift into,

the genitalia is the exact opposite of what it should be. Fuck off. No, I already got it. If you shape-shift into the hottest woman on the planet, you have a foot-long dick. Oh, have you ever been in Thailand, bro? Dude, food and ari shit. Hell yeah. No, nope, nope.

We're going to erase that. We're going to fucking do that. Your power stands. You get to morph into whatever you fucking want every other time. You are the most. Whoever you want, you can shapeshift into that. Okay. Every shapeshift in between is a sex object that you don't get any say in.

I don't like it. So you're saying. Dildo. Every other one. saying every other one I want to be a present to some random 24 hour cycle I've seen some people at Walmart

I would not want to be the butt plug of just imagine that you're like I'm going to be the president tomorrow but today I am Steve's butt plug and you're sitting on that fucking countertop tomorrow, but today I am Steve's butt blood. And you're sitting on that fucking countertop hoping you don't get used to that.

Can I voluntarily change back? No, you are stuck for 24 hours each. You get a great opportunity and a terrible opportunity. I like that. I'll take that. I'll take that. You're literally going from heaven to hell.

Heaven to hell. That's back and forth. That's every day of my life. You're just like this. Fuck! And Steve, and you're like, fuck my life. I guess I just live in Steve's ass. For 24 hours, you're like, Steve, don't use me.

You don't know. It's the unknown if Steve or whoever is using you for that day. It could be Catherine. You're like, Catherine, fucking, you're horny today. Dude. You can't say anything because you're a purple dildo every time it cuts to you. Catherine's top drawer. It's inside thoughts.

But that chance. It's a random person. But then you get your dream job. Sometimes you get to be Huckleberry. Sometimes you got to be Jim. Go on about Jim. Well, his name was Jim Conklin, which is... The initial's JC, which is actually an acronym for Jesus Christ,

because he was the Jesus Christ character in the novel Huckleberry Finn. And this is obviously apparent... Jesus Christ. I gotta pee. Go to the plant. Holy fucking shit. I gotta fucking piss and smoke a cigarette. Go smoke.

Go smoke. Hey, Eli, you want to just be on the show together? I'll go real quick. I gotta pee-pee real quick. Wait. You're leaving me alone? Give me three seconds. There's two bathrooms upstairs.

I'll be down and we'll fucking... Are you still recording? Yeah. Hi. Okay. I'll turn the light on for? Yeah. Hi. Okay. Hi. My name is Jack Manneville. It looks like the boys have left me to carry the show for the time being,

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It's either 9-11 like the gas station. That's Jesus. No, Muhammad Atta on September 11, 2001, he boarded Flight 11 in Logan Airport in Boston. He hijacked a plane and flew it into the first World Trade Center, one of two that would be hit that day. Also the Pentagon and a poor field in Pennsylvania where many souls lost. What are we doing? Just listen.

You, Jack. Anyways, what's your favorite like point in history to learn about your history guy let's go well so so i i'm one of those people that i get i get i i don't know if you're like me i get super obsessed on certain subjects for periods of time and then you know i generally carry that information with me so i i'll go like hard into certain things and just move on to the next. You have these random patches of knowledge that are a mile deep

and then nothing on the rest of the area. Yeah, I'm exactly like that. Yeah, I don't specialize. So I know a little about a lot type of deal. Yeah. If I had to say anything, and it's something I'm not an expert on, I'd only defer to the thing

that literally got me interested in history, and I'll tell you why if you're interested. But the American Civil War. Yeah. Love it. It is the first thing that actually took me into my love and understanding of history. But the reason is, in my family,

we had every single day journals from my great-great-grandfather who was in the Army of the Potomac from day one till the end. We had his journaling from every day, all the battles, every day of camp life, muster rolls, pictures, thousands of correspondence. Wait, hold on, from when? 1861 to 1865. And this is all documented?

I grew up just reading it as a child. Brother, that's insane. That's as a child like brother that's yeah that's fucking awesome it was awesome awesome it and that and it's like i was like it sounds weird but as a child i was getting to live vicariously through this man uh but it really set the course of why i i so this is why if you look at kind of like comedy i've done historically when people chime in about what it means to be a soldier and all that and they try to romanticize the past what he wrote about in his diaries in the civil war the shit that those guys said did and went through is the exact same shit that's happening now.

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Everyone throughout time would write stories. Soldier life has never fucking changed at all. So when I see these fucking weird Tommy Tuberville types who like romanticize the military and they have this weird idea of what the people who serve serve look like, they're dead wrong. They, they're like,

they don't understand the type of people that are in this world. And like, they only serve to politicize them. Soldering life has never changed, ever. The only difference in this is from historical- Yes, there's more tattoos now. Well, yeah, that too. 100%.

It is with- I just like this piece of history, studying from the old to the new, because PTSD wasn't as- It happened in the past it was real oh 100 the cool down period from transition from war to um civilian life was extremely different so that's one thing they had to rush back into life yes where they had a cool down period of this march home and that march home wasn't like hey we get to fly back in 24 hours and then we're back with the civilian community interacting you had this three-month cycle six-month cycle where you're walking back from the war from that with your brothers in arms

that usually you know it's over yes and there were villagers they were civilians all around you or if that city you lived in and you had this three to six month cool down period where you're talking to your buddies, you're decompressing, you're getting back to, okay, this is normalcy. And that is why they seen a lower period. And of course, records didn't happen. But is one thing that I've read on studied about PTSD in the past versus PTSD nowd now which is really interesting to me i love psychology i love watching how the human brain interacts well if you get into it like cameras you might as well be fucking i do i'm right over there study human conditioning with that though gross amount if you want to talk about like something that gets really weird um if you actually look at world war ii the difference

in opinion and the inability to relate to fellow combat veterans post-world war ii between guys that served in the european theater and guys that served in the pacific yeah was a huge fucking thing that nobody talks about because they fought two different completely different wars in every way imaginable who gets shit on the most they don't they they don't really get European guy just got more pop culture attention

100% you look at band of brothers versus they get way more pop culture they get seen as like like generically speaking they're always seen as the good guys whereas like a lot of people have a bad taste about the Pacific because they have an opinion

about like how it ended with the atomic bomb so there's that but there's also Japanese did probably more horrific shit than the Nazis did there's no it was 100% the Japanese did probably more horrific shit than the Nazis did in China. There's no...

Not probably. It was 100% the Japanese did extremely worse. The rape of Nanking, like, again... I think it's lazy to compare, like, who is worse, the Nazis or the Japanese. Both did terrible things. It's just, we don't really talk about as much of...

The reason why we don't talk about as much... Nanking was crazy. We don't talk about japanese atrocities as much as we do uh german or nazi atrocities is because uh it's still to this day but still to this day but especially back then america was very eurocentric very eurocentric they only really gave a fuck about what's happening in europe because the majority of americans uh fucking they were white and they came from that fucking bloodline well the fact is like what the japanese were doing what they did in nanking what was that 300 000 people in like a month oh yeah something like that the shit that came out of china korea the philippines yeah yeah Korea, the Philippines. I read journal entries of actual Japanese officers. Hi, everyone.

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Do you know, and this is a question for you do you know why uh a lot of the japanese didn't get tried during this because they were dead no no even then the top commanders weren't do you know why they didn't have war crimes or anything pressed against them go Go ahead. Because of Nanking. So as long as we traded, the American populace, American government traded, or American government just wanted their research during that time period. Because it was... Paperclip, baby.

You're talking more about like operation. You're talking more about like unit 731 type shit. Yeah. And they were like, if you give us that, we will not try you people. There was a... That's not the Japanese military as a whole. No, no, no. There was a Japanese military unit And they were like, if you give us that, we will not try you people.

That's not the Japanese military as a whole. There was a Japanese military unit called Unit 731, and they conducted horrific, probably the worst human rights violations ever on people. Like doing surgeries without anesthesia just to see what happens amputating limbs to see what happens like most people if you're at home like what percent of the human body is water you're gonna say something like 70 75 like you know why you know that yep because 730 unit 731 took people weighed them and then stuck them in convection ovens until they were human beef jerky and then reweighed them. And they're like, Oh, you're 70% water because all the water evaporated out of you and your human beef jerky.

Now, every time I say that Imperial superior people are like, Oh yeah, well fucking operation paper. You guys had Germans working at NASA. Yeah, we had sort of the Soviets. We had,

first of all, so did the Soviets. So that fucking cancels out because math. Secondly, we had 140 Germans working for NASA. And at the peak of the Apollo missions, NASA had 400,000 fucking employees. That's like 0.0018%. Fuck off.

The only one that's notable out of all of them is Braun. Yeah. Werner Von Braun. Yeah. Yeah. Get fucked. So this is like, for me, this is the stuff that I love learning about.

Cause it is Nanking. It is how people functioned as society and what a majority of people don't understand. It's like, everyone takes away from world war two. Nazis are bad. We drop nukes. Yep.

But this is why I'm going back to college. Okay. Do you know why I love Kurt Vonnegut? You know why I got Vonnegut here on my leg? Nice, it's an asshole. I got a couple Vonneguts, yeah. I read Vonnegut on the way down. Because Vonnegut was a guy who literally

was an American patriot but he witnessed the Dresden bombings. What he did in his literature, but he was able to fucking humanize at that point in when those novels were coming out in the 50s and 60s he was able to humanize and dissect the complexities of that conflict right and that's what i think a lot of modern day people should really do like there

there is no such thing of pure evil versus pure good. It doesn't exist. We live in American war crimes in World War II, by the way. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, American soldiers have been fucking saints, saints in the way they deal with fucking civilian populations. American GI, your fucking sweet grandpa that you love so much that your sweet grandpa if he wasn't involved with it he witnessed one of his fucking dudes fucking explain to me how america lost the korean war because like it's a common saying in the

american education i know that you don't think that it was a good thing you're not a fucking moron thank you but the general consensus is amer America hasn't won a war since World War II. America fought in Korea. What was our goal going into Korea? First of all, it wasn't America action by itself. It was United Nations action, including 17 other countries besides America. What was the goal? It was preventing North Korea from taking over South Korea.

Guess what we have today? South Korea. That sounds like a fucking success to me. They got Samsung. My dishwasher plays a 35-second long song every time the dishes are cleaned because we fought in the Korean War. So if America entered the Korean War

under the fucking pretense of we're trying to save south korea and south korea exists today how the fuck is that a loss explain that to me that makes zero fucking sense oh no i agree and then people say oh well america lost vietnam interesting give me let me ask you this seriously like legitimately as somebody whose opinion that i value because i legitimately think that you're an intelligent person. What is, what is the criteria that you can point to, to say whether a war is won or lost is go ahead.

No, you, Oh, I was just going to ask, like, is it, is it the amount of people? Like,

is it whoever kills the most of the other side? Is it whoever, like, what is the criteria where you can point to it and be like this is the line where you determine winner and loser as far as war goes no it's the it's the long term it's the long term uh benefits of both the victor and the loser so for example for example. No, no, go ahead. For example. Iraq, not a good example. Japan, very good example.

No, no, not right now. But that'll be a factor. It's like Japan and Germany are extremely recovered, healthy, great countries. And allies of ours. Did I miss the question? A little bit. I like your answer, but it's deeper than I wanted it to be. Oh, I love this. If you're looking at war

like it's a boxing match, and at the end of the day, you have to call a winner and a loser when the war ends, what is the criteria? You're referring to Vietnam. Sure. Or any war. How did we decide who won World War II in Germany?

They quit. They surrendered. Yeah. How did we decide who won World War II as far as the Pacific Theater? They surrendered. Okay. So they were forced to sign a peace treaty that was not beneficial to them overall. But there's a level of,

the Japanese had a level of, I don't want to use the word civility, but they were on the same page as the rest of the world when it comes to that's how we operate. So they were forced to sign a document stating, okay, we were wrong. This is how we're going to operate. And by the way, they've held up to it. And they have, and that's great.

And Japanese is a tremendous fucking ally. Shout out to our fucking and they've like formed the whole world that we're in today. And I love it. But here's my question for life. The best ball player in the world. I've already addressed the Korean War and how South Korea exists. So I'm going to go ahead and call America and the UN in general the victor in the Korean War.

The correct choice. Okay. Here's my issue with Vietnam. I agree with that. Thank you. High five. Okay. Here's my issue with Vietnam.

In 1972, America launched Operation Linebacker 2. The 13 days before Christmas in 1972, America sent B-52s all day, every day, to bomb the North Vietnamese. They had a 36-hour ceasefire over Christmas. After that, they sent a transmission to the North Vietnamese and said, are you fuckers ready to quit yet? They said no.

The next day, America sent 60 B-52s all at the same time to the north viet that's called hail mary right there yeah and bomb the shit out of the hail mary by the time that 60th b-52 had dropped its payload and returned back to base they'd received a transmission from the north vietnamese that they were willing to enter peace talks they then went to paris and agreed and signed yeah the paris accords which was a peace treaty that did not benefit them that peace treaty said that they were going to leave laos they were going to leave cambodia and that north and south vietnam would reach a peaceful amicable solution amongst themselves without american influence and then america left because that was part of the peace treaty that was in 1972 slash january of 1973 1975

north vietnam invaded the south vietnamese capital which we flew out south vietnamese after america had been gone for almost three fucking years. Americans were there when that happened. They had to fucking evacuate Saigon and everything like that. But was it how we treated Afghanistan? Ish. Yeah. Americans were still there, though.

Yeah. In 1975? They had to evacuate Saigon. Yes. Just like we evacuated Afghanistan. So that's what now... Jack, I'm in your position where I have no fucking clue on this shit. Now I'm actually like, wait, we had that in place.

You forced the enemy to sign an amicable peace treaty that did not benefit them. And then you're still going to be like, well, America fucking lost. Fuck you guys. That's a win, though. But is it a lot? That's fucking lost. Fuck you guys. That's a win, though. But is it a lot? That's actually. That's my issue. That's a good question.

I don't see Vietnam as a win. No, but what he's asking, hey, we forced. I'm not saying. But like, if you're viewing it through the lens of like a boxing match and you have to call a winner at the end of the day. Yeah. One side forced the other side to sign a peace treaty that did not benefit them. So here, I'll break it down like this. And then three years later, shit went sideways.

Imagine this. Here, boxing match is the best way to do this. You go into a boxing match. Round six happens, and the opponent, he signs the thing. He's like, you win. It's a fucking KO victory. Boom. Three years later, that dude shows up, and you're like, hey, man, I haven't seen you in a long time. He punches you in the thing. He's like, you win. It's a fucking KO victory. Boom. Three years later, that dude shows up and you're like, hey, man,

I haven't seen you in a long time. He punches you in the face and knocks you out. Is that victory on him or is it on the original agreement? One's a sanctioned boxing match, Eli, and the other is a sucker punch. You mean war? You mean war? Because we have a Geneva convention. But that's my overall.

That's my point. You think a Vietnamese gave a fuck? Because we have a Geneva Convention. But that's my overall, that's my point. You think the Vietnamese gave a fuck? The NBA gave a fuck about the Geneva Convention? That's my overall, we do. Did you see what they did to the French? That's my overall issue, though, with history after the European Theater of World War II. Because every fucking historian that gets to decide what history is in fucking american textbooks and in textbooks in the world gets to view it guess who was the

college students becoming historians during vietnam all the people that didn't go and fight the war but i'm gonna tell you something this i don't give a fuck who won or lost vietnam that's inconsequential to me it to me, more the problem is like, why did we enter? And that's the problem there. The Gulf of Tonkin stuff and all that. So here's my point with that. Oh my god, I hate that I don't know why we started the career.

I don't care about the context. I do. I do. Don't get me wrong. I do to an extent. I don't give a fuck about the winner. I'm like, should it have happened in the first place? That's not true, though. No, I want to get to the root. If you're a principal at a school

and two kids get in a fist fight and one kid beats the fucking shit out of the other kid. What color are they? Doesn't matter. One kid beats the fucking shit out of the other kid. What color of America? Doesn't matter. One kid beats the fucking shit out of the other kid, right? He wasn't gay, right?

Jesus Christ. Why are you so straight? If one kid gets his ass beat and then the other kid is like, I got my ass beat. And then you're like, well, the fight should have never took place. So nobody's the winner. That doesn't make sense. No, no, no. Nick, you're looking like, oh, fucking sorry.

Go ahead. No, no, no. No, Eli. Jack, as someone who ran child fighting rings for years. I can answer. Okay, Eli, go ahead. I never saw you one time with the child fighting ring. That's how it's still in business. I'm like, this is like a fight with your spouse.

And you're like, no, it doesn't matter how the fight started How did it end you fucking lost bitch? I was right those kids should have been What's the deal with go ahead you have it is there more beer can I have more we have so many more beers Go ahead, please fight about about Vietnam. Go. No, this is... Oh, it's so good, because now you guys are on a point where you're like, who is the winner? How does it start? So I want to highlight

why I have this opinion. It's not because I'm just like so much fucking gun-ho and America's right all the time. I don't think you're that kind of person. I'm happy to admit that America should not have been there. My issue is that

during the Vietnam War, during the Vietnam War, during the Korean War, you have an entire generation of young men that went off to fight a war and they don't necessarily know why they were fighting it or why they ended up there.

They also probably don't know what the actual results were because they didn't have the internet with Wikipedia and they could just fucking Google what actually fucking happened. They just got sent somewhere and they were like, fucking, this is a bad guy. Don't die. Fucking good luck. Right. And they got sent there.

They did the best they fucking could. And then in Korea and Vietnam, they got to come home and all the fucking historians that didn't go fight, they stayed and they went to college. And those guys came home and they're like, hey, you fucking lost. And I completely disagree. On the surface level. You don't think there's a substantial amount of Vietnam veterans that have come to that same admission? I absolutely think there is a huge amount of Vietnam veterans that have come to grips and accepted the fact that they lost the Vietnam War.

Here's my issue. I wouldn't even say they lost. It was a lost cause. I ask, for a period of time, I asked every Vietnam veteran that I got to talk to if they thought they won or lost, and almost all of them said they thought they lost, and one of them said, thought they lost. And one of them said,

when it comes to war, nobody wins. And the only people that care to argue about it are the people that never fought. And for the longest time, it made me quit trying to argue about it forever. And the part that changed my mind was the fact that the people that wanted to shit on that guy's legacy and what that guy did didn't stop arguing for it. And they kept arguing that he fucking lost and he didn't. By any objective measurement of winning, they didn't lose.

They killed more enemies than they they managed to kill they forced the enemy to sign a peace treaty that was not beneficial to them there's no metric that you can point to on a person-to-person basis where you can be like yeah no you fucking lost that it doesn't exist no i know you're talking about a different war and i still disagree how about jack give me one second. I hate I can do this. I fucking despise I can do this. I despise I can do this.

It's fucking shadow 22 ID. My sweet boys. We found one of the first ISIS kill houses, right? So ISIS kill house in Iraq. This is 2008. We found one of the first ones. We didn't know So ISIS kill house in Iraq. This is 2008. We found one of the first ones. We didn't know what to forgot about this story. Yeah.

As a man with no military experience, this is a real fucking awkward conversation. Guys, if you don't know who King Trout is, three purple hearts, one medal of honor and two silver stars. We're starting his war. We're starting his war right now.

And he wears his national defense ribbon around his neck like his medal of honor. And he puts his medal of honor in his back pocket. I almost served. I was this close. I was this close. I'm airport security now, but I almost. I would have. I'm basically a Medal of Honor recipient.

Dude, I fucking hate people who are UNISER. Fuck you. I'm like, go fuck yourself. So ISIS, we found one of the first ISIS kill houses of 2007 to 2008. We didn't know what the fuck this was. This was, we didn't know. It was a fucking murder house. We're like, oh, fuck. Don't know what the fuck this was this was we didn't know it was a fucking murder house we're like oh fuck don't know what his words are we had no clue in isis during uh moctedia the person

push into moctedia we were always fucking temple despair so we had the bad areas every fucking time when i hear other people's war starts i'm like wait you guys only have one purple heart in your entire battalion that's fucking weird you're like what how many you have like 48 like what like yeah we got shot a lot how did you guys only get shot at one time so fast forward we found it we didn't fucking know then you go to 2014 2013 when isis started kicking off in moctadilla we'd cleared that area out i remember we killed the two snipers in that bico did and it was like hey we have brought peace i remember because a general two-star general during two fucking star general during this time was this boozer i want to say it was my boy boozer

general boozer he was the only general i walked up he was like what are you doing i was like sir where's your fucking hair head cap it was like why the fuck is a specialist correcting me i was eli in this military time so i just correct him on the spot get in the hell hole uh the hatch the hell hatch what are the um whatever the hell hatches in the back of Shire's we got up. I was like, sir, what's up? And he's old as shit. He's like, Equators, what are you doing? I was like, what's up?

How was it fighting next to Abe Lincoln? He's like, you don't watch yourself. We're driving. And I remember his verbiage driving through this area. He was like, man, you boys need to be fucking proud of yourselves. You have cleaned this area up so goddamn good. Fucking those two snipers, you killed them. No one

else here. All the terrorists in this area, fucking dead. Good job. Boom! Fucking IED explodes. Bomber, me and Ryder, I think it was Ryder at that time. We were in the back hell hatches fucking look around he's like i'm fucking i i make the causes like uh fucking ied ied

very monetized bomber look you okay it's like yeah he just okay we're good he just blew himself up no no no he ryan reynolds he blew himself you can say blow himself up yeah he ryan reynolds himself into oblivion i was like and he was like changed his pronouns yeah permanently over there so fuck it it's like dude s vest himself right in front of me and writer and i'm like what the fuck and i'm like id id id like oh were you fucking good yeah we're good he did nothing he did nothing and then we're like sitting there i'm like hey it smells like barbecue weirdly enough and then general boozer psych yeah okay like yes sir we're fucking fine money you don't see that fucking any day of the week god

damn it what the fuck is going on a dude just s best himself holy shit we get out there's fucking two feet and that's it and an explosion we do all that we and he's like holy shit soldiers you're doing fucking great we clear out all the it's fucking peaceful fast forward four years six years watching the news isis has took over all of them i'm like cool everyone died for nothing at this time in their life literally every sacrifice we made in that sector for not i don't know i was like man we fought for that really really difficult we lost a lot of dudes pushing into that and the bread basket that was a whole we actually one of my buddies got canceled because of the bread basket i don't know if i ever told that story

do you know that time magazine with what holy shit time magazine decided to come out and join 2id for the push in the bed breath bed bread basket we they're like we get a call from the terror uh the bad guys on the other side they're like hey this is happening on the bread basket go to the bridge we show up one of these specialists i forget his name there's a fucking head on the bridge that separates us this is just a head of a major of the ia so he like grabs he's like hey we got this what do we do with it and he's smiling just like what the fuck i've had time magazine that's bad br he gets fucking demoted he gets shit on for this entire thing because time magazine this is his face holding a human head. He's just holding a human head

and they printed this. By the way, that's when I feel sorry for officers. That's like literally like it's not his fault. No, he was grabbing it off the fucking HESCO barrier. He was walking in towards us.

If that would have been a private, they would have been like, yeah, he's a private. Specialist though, he grabbed been like, yeah, he's a private. Specialist, though, he grabbed up the HESCO and he's like walking towards us like, what is this? And Tom's like, yeah. He doesn't know for a week. And then the article comes out. Sergeant Major's like, what the fuck is this? He's like, what is this? He's like, he's demoted instantly

to E1. All this shit happens. It's a fucking shit show. And then fast forward six years and ISIS is controlling all of Maltidia and Iraq. We're like, my buddies.

Fuck. Dope. How do you feel about that nick i think it's really hard for you guys that had to go through that and my my issue with it is like if you guys have an opinion i'm not going to argue with you about how you feel about it whatever you whatever you feel about it to justify it is fine i'm never going you feel about it. Whatever you feel about it to justify it is fine. I'm never going to argue about it. I tell World War II veterans all the time they need to man the fuck up. Thank you, Jack.

You fucking Germans. We're allies with them. What are you fucking crying about, Grandpa? Jesus fucking Christ. These suck it up. That's what I say to World War II better. I'm sure it says World War II. Why are you grunting about it?

Dude, fucking suck it up. It's just a simple texture. Talking about fucking Japan. They make anime. They make fucking. Who gives a shit? All right. They gave us Shohei Otani, bro.

Shohei Otani. Oh. Shohei Otani. Oh, my God. For the record, I shit Jesus Christ. We were saying on how veterans feel about losing or winning. I'm not going to argue with you about it, but anybody else that has no military experience, I'm going to argue with all day and night because all they want to do is shit on you

because they just have the opinion that America bad and you're bad for doing whatever. I love my country. I'm not arguing with you. Can I get an America high five? I don't think that you hold this opinion. I want an America high five.

Do you really think nothing good came out of it? I think many good things came from it. We have terrorism. But like during... Those beheading videos, have you watched their cinematography on iTunes? There was a six-year gap.

What happened during that six-year gap? We were doing our camera work, Eli. I'm not even going to mention their names. Here's my question. Is there an entire generation of children that are going to know for the rest of their lives and be able to tell their kids and their grandkids that this doesn't have to be the way of life that we live through? Because I've seen better. I've experienced better.

And it was because of what you did. It's hard because I see like now. Oh man, this is fucking props to you. That's a really good question. Cause that's my point. That's my argument with everybody because there's an entire generation of women in that entire part of the world.

They got to learn how to read and got to learn how to do math and got to learn how to read and got to learn how to do math and got to learn how to do and got to learn and go to school and do all this stuff because you were there walking around with a gun saying, this is how we fucking live. Do you want to fight about it? And they said, no, we're going to cower in the corner and we're going to place bombs on the roads. We're talking about Iraq.

You were in. Yeah. Yeah. Iraqi girls have always been able to read for the most part. You're thinking of Afghan girls. You're thinking of Afghan. Sorry. No, but it's crazy because you do get it.

I trust me. I get to see that side where you see the it's fucking hard because right now, Jack, you will weigh on this fucking fucking king you will weigh in on this. Fucking King, weigh in on this. You have what we as a society... Society is key words there of what we dictate as right or wrong. All it's based off of is society at that moment in time. You have periods of time where different things were legal and okay.

You had the atrocities of torture that were like, yo, this is normal. Let's build this fucking bullpen. Not even that. Just talk about what the rules of engagement were when you were there. Oh, dude. Which, Jack, you have to admit, it's fucked with the rules of engagement. Yes, people might break the rules. People might bend

them but i stuck to and this is eli fucking dumb private to specialist eli during this time period i was like oh they got ak's and they're aiming at us we can't shoot them because that's the rules because they can't engage to shoot first and then after they do shoot you're only allowed to shoot back with your m4 or your m16 because that's a similar caliber with a similar force. And you can't shoot back with a Mark 19 or a 50 caliber machine gun because that wouldn't be fair. That was iffy. So like. On our roads.

I understand that, but like. You can mail them a letter. That's my whole fucking argument is like. You do get. At any point in time time you guys could have marched through and exterminated every military aged male we do at any point in time that you fucking want to do okay to lean into what you're saying and then claim that you're not the good guy is insane to me oh i will never wait exterminating just males randomly that are unarmed that would

you wouldn't be the good guy no but he's saying how many how many military age males in that are unarmed that you wouldn't be the good guy. No, but how many military age males in that area of the world are unarmed or let me rephrase are armed that did not deserve it like they could have just issued the order. Anybody carrying an AK-47 between the ages of 18 and 55.

I'll tell you what a lot of them didn't want a part of that shit man. Jack, how do you reframe this into a question that's more relatable to him and your viewer? What do you mean? So when he is stating a question like that, you state it as how I always do it. It's like, okay, so if someone is invading your country and you have a firearm to defend your country for tyranny and how you're going to have it in your head, how do you defend that? See how that changes the cause and effect of the conversation?

Dude, you know what I do? I was wholly unprepared for this conversation. I got off a plane an hour ago. I've had nine beers. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I walked into this shit. He's ranting about whatever. He's ranting about whatever. We're like an hour into the Patreon episode. We're good.

No, it's weird because when you as I always say, it's a multifaceted problem and when you look at it like that, it's like would I be defending my homeland for things? I don't know because I've been raised off this and my education isn't the same as theirs. How would I be engaging these people? Because I have the exact same mindset fighting these individuals.

It's like, okay, this is how I create a terrorist. I have nothing against Iraqi people at all. No. I actually you want to hear it I don't want to divert this conversation please do I

I I have you are a veteran you are an American have you ever voted I never have you never voted I I have. Regularly. You never voted? I've never voted.

For real? I'm proud of you. What the fuck, dude? I'm almost. I've never voted in my life. You're going to vote for Brandon? I'm going to fight for your rights. I executed.

You said no. Same. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, wow. Okay. Y'all haven't voted either? Bro, I served and I was like.

Okay, so none of this matters. You literally have a purple heart and didn't vote it either. Bro, I served and I was like, okay, so none of this matters. You literally have a purple heart and didn't fucking vote? Because I served and it was like, oh, no one gives a shit about me. Some people have big dicks and never fuck, dude. I always looked at it and I was like, no one gives a shit about me. So you were just going to, you just got injured for whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't pay property tax in Texas. It's dope. Who do you think actually fucking loves his purple heart? You don't pay property taxes down here? If you have a disability and a purple heart, you don't pay property tax. Are we at war with anyone right now? No.

Can I say how much I love the Arab people? Yeah, that's what I was implying. I want that back. Pay those taxes. I'm like, okay, what the fuck's wrong with you bro so like i'll take it right here's my issue like i i completely understand where you're coming from you're coming from like a wealth of knowledge and like that's a completely separate conversation my issue is that you have people that have done nothing but read memes their entire life, and they just get to summarize guys like Eli. Again, me.

I get that. Hey, by the way. That's my issue. Our generation is, I'm literally, I'm almost 40. I'm fucking old. Yeah. We used to make fun of the Vietnam vets. It's a generational thing.

Like, we used to not understand Vietnam vets. We used to rip on them. That's my fucking point, though. Do you think it's fucking fair that the historians that wrote the history on Vietnam veterans didn't give you the full picture as a kid?

And do you think that's fair to the Vietnam vets that they taught the entire younger generation poorly? That's my issue. fair to the Vietnam vets that they taught the entire younger generation poorly no you know that's my issue actually I think Vietnam vets actually took care of us in the sense that a lot of Vietnam vets going into the invasion of Iraq I don't want to get back on the subject but they're actually very vocal about how this is a bad idea this could be a bad thing and a lot of people and a lot of war hawks who never went to Vietnamietnam they're like oh dad no we gotta we gotta go if you don't support the troops and love america then you you hate the

troops and they they pull that whole gaslighting thing why do you why do you think they were able to gaslight you me anybody i was in general in general in the american public i enlisted on august 11 2001 you just said that they were gaslit why do you think that the American public. I enlisted on August 11, 2001. You just said that they were gaslit. Why do you think that? The American public? Yes. They were war hungry. We were war hungry people.

Why do you think that they weren't willing to listen to the Vietnam veterans? Because they'd been discarded before. Why do you think they were discarded? Because the entire fucking generation of historians that didn't fight Vietnam and went off to college and said, decided that they were going to shit on Vietnam veterans, call them losers. No, no, no.

That wasn't a thing. Those guys weren't calling them fucking losers. They were calling the fucking war bad. Anyways, can I get back to why I love the Arabian, the Arab people? Oh, I almost jumped in. All of my experiences. No, wait, hold on, Jack. I was just going to say, talking about the hippie movement.

What? The hippie movement and their treatment of Vietnam. Not necessarily the hippie movement. No, hippies weren't necessarily anti-veteran. That's such a fucking misconception. Hippies weren't automatically anti-veteran. A lot of fucking veterans became hippies. And a lot of fucking hippies literally felt bad for the guys fighting the war.

Yeah, a lot of guys were just... That's a Jack London Fish show. It's a nice give and take. Now we're passing the torch. That fucking thing about... Jack, you passed the torch! No, that thing about... Jack, you passed the torch. No, that thing about Vietnam veterans getting spit on,

it is such a fucking... It's almost a fucking lie. That was my extremist interjection. Okay, go on with it. So a lot of guys who fought in Vietnam were just fucking dudes. Yeah. It wasn't like they... Like Tyrone Washington from Detroit?

Well, that's a bit racist. I don't care for that voice. But they were just guys. I like voices. This is how I know. How old are you? Old enough. Younger. Yeah. 29, 32. Somewhere between there.

Okay. I was like, wait, what? No, I'm 30. Okay, okay, sweet. Okay, because it is that, it's weird watching, go back on your topic. It's watching the different age brackets, how they interact with individuals,

and then I was like, hold on to this, to this. I'm a ripe 52. Here's all I want. Your beer's deep. Jack. Hold on to this. I'm a ripe 52. Here's all I want. Jack, I legitimately value your opinion because I think you're a very intelligent person. Which means you're about to get aggressive. No, no, no, not at all.

I just want you to acknowledge the fact that probably, maybe greater than 50%, even 51%, that the majority of historians post Germany surrendering in World War II have viewed the lens of history through a negative, America should

have never been there in the first place. America is overall bad lens. So Nick, I grew up with Jack. So this is me being bad. I grew up with Jack. This is me being serious. I grew up in Jack where I'm one year older than you. Did you do

the four yet? Did I do one year? I'm approaching the four. Yes, both of us are. Are you 40 yet? I'm very close. We're one year age difference. Yes, both of us are. Okay. Have you approached, are you 40 yet? I'm very close. Okay, so we're one year age difference.

Yeah. So there's a one year, Jack is older than me by one year. So, I'm going to say. Bad electrician. I see Jack's side on this because when we grew up and how we have the history channel anything like this it has been very pro America very against the Nazi during our how we that that's

what's extremely X this is what's extremely we all have HPV but no but history channel anything like that I want to be one less supposed to like fucking Nazi suck America's fucking awesome, right? That was your history in high school. Right, but even what you just said proves my point

because I said everything after the European theater of World War II. Oh, yeah, Japan, we were like, it was an afterthought is how we've been. I did research, so I don't on like nanking or things like this like hey here's you can tell you the nukes i can tell you the megatons and the re-megatons on how they fucking blew that shit up but it was an afterthought to nazi for the longest time i'm gonna be honest i thought we killed japan before we even disposed of the Nazis. For a long time. Because I dropped out of high school.

Kids stay in school. If you want to film. Hashtag kid again. That's a very, like, history. Jack, please respond. I'm waiting. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. A lot of people who don't know shit about history.

The Nazis were obviously the bad guys in World War II. The Japanese were also very obviously the bad guys. Equal the bad guys. Don't forget about the Italians. Why don't we talk about the Japanese? Yeah, we don't talk about the Japanese because only the Americans were fighting them. No, that's not true at all.

No. No, the Australians were fighting them the british were fighting them the chinese the indians oh yeah a lot of people were fighting them oh yeah yeah yeah the japan the new zealanders but that's my point there's an entire generation of historians literally called the revisionists that came in after the surrender in the European theater that view everything through a lens of America bad. That's my point. Japan was the...

Even the most liberal historians of the time like Gore Vidal were not anti-American. They were objective. They didn't necessarily see the guys. Gore Vidal who literally fought those guys, didn't see them as evil, but he

was an anti-American. This is what I love right now. This is my favorite time because you get to see how different individuals research. I still want to answer the question why I love Arab people. Arab people, go.

No, it is crazy. Like, I love this because it's these different aspects. We all live in America. And Oliver's like, no, fuck that. Fucking Germany? No, Japanese theater? No, this is what the problem is. But that's my fucking point.

Why the fuck is it that 99% of Americans, when asked about any war post-World War II, can't give you any answer other than America lost? We didn't lose Desert Storm. Right, but that's not even viewed as a war. Desert Storm is one of the greatest military accomplishments ever. It is a surgical military operation. We smoked them, dude. It was, and I'll tell you what. I hate that we smoked them. That's a Call of Duty game. Desert Storm. No, that's a Call

of Duty game. We got our fucking 20 kills instantly. We were like, nuke. And then the master engineer was like, fucking get, George Bush was like, hey, fuck you. Desert Storm. He walked off stage storm desert storm was such a fucking masterpiece

of a military operation that the military industrial complex of America stepped in after the fact and said we can never let that happen ever again because we didn't make any fucking money these guys went in and wrecked it

the largest in the hemisphere the third largest make any fucking money. These guys went in and wrecked it. The largest... Okay, sorry. They had the largest in the hemisphere, the third largest military in the world at this point in time. Which is crazy, because they did have the third. And within three weeks, they had the second largest military in their own fucking country. Decimated, yeah.

He's not lying. It was surgical. They had the third largest military, the entire military in the world. But you never learn about that. And that doesn't count as a war because America won too quick. And the Korean War counts as a war, even though there was never an official declaration of war. But America lost that for some reason. And America lost all these other ones for some reason.

But every time America wins, Operation Just Cause, America lost. Desert Storm, America lost, even though we won super quick operation praying mantis America lost Doubling down if I say anything that's my whole point is everything is viewed from the lens I just want to talk about how much I love Arab people i want to hear it please go go sheiks can i just say okay i've been to one of my favorite places on the planet is amman jordan such never been they have good almonds they would ladies and gentlemen kimono guy dude i want to say so much stop holding back and fucking say that we've been filming this for like fucking

three hours shut the fuck up go die you have to look at editor g fan you are amazing and you're gonna edit this amazingly the orcs have just arrived at home steep And Jack Mandeville is about to give his opinion Yes, I can Jack I want to hear it over dude. I would have showed up fucking hammered You told me if you to show me dude You're like I called you a fucking uber show up do getting the fucking uber with fucking Eileen You made that shitty ass joke about fucking Eileen with the one leg earlier fucking Eileen driving my fucking uber sure dude getting the fucking uber with fucking Eileen you made that shitty ass joke about fucking Eileen with the one leg earlier Fucking Eileen driving my fucking uber all right. I would have showed the fuck up. I would have been fucking blitz dude I drove I didn't drive. I flew on this fucking plane dude all right. I sat next to the fucking toilet all right people shit smells like fucking spinach all right i got six hours

i'm watching the fucking gentleman i don't know if you've seen it fucking hugh jackman he's not in it it's fucking hugh grant the guy who fucking no he didn't flip the fucking car i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about all right i watched that fucking movie two and a half fucking hours sitting next to some fucking bitch with jiggling ass titties with the fucking window closed I don't know where the fuck I am dude. I can't determine what can't the plane is at I don't know if I'm at 15 degrees or zero degrees I don't know what the fuck is going on I love the fact that you determining where you are is whether or not the woman with jiggling titties has the window open.

And then you bring me to this fucking sweaty ass house with a fucking refrigerator that doesn't fucking work. I fucking had like nine beers. And now you're telling me, Luke, get into the fucking podcast. All right. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I got to fucking take a piss. I'm going to smoke a cigarette. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette. We'll be right back. Here's your advertisement.

Say hi to Eli. Jack, right now I am on the peak of podcasts. I'm like, this might be the greatest episode we've ever had for what is going on and I'm so fucking happy. I am so goddamn happy right now.

I just want to say nice things about Arabs. Please go. I just want to get to that thought. Please go. Holy shit, this is probably one of my favorite podcasts I've done in fucking years. Please go.

I'm glad to hear that. It's so good. Yeah, so what I've been trying to say for the last hour and a half is my experience is in a rush. I can't do it at this point. I'm done. Here, have a cigarette. He didn't say any slurs.

Jack. Yeah. Yo, can we go smoke? I thought you already had one. No, you both. No, I went pee. Anyways, Jack, can I tell you a story before you go smoke? I thought you already had one. No, I went pee. Anyways, Jack, can I tell you a story before you go smoke, though?

I'm trying to go back to school to get a history degree because all this shit we've been arguing about all night. But can I talk about the fact that I've mostly been arguing with myself with the mild opinion of you from left field. But

I've just been like just wrecking like 19 year old college students on history the entire time it's really fun it's been my new passion in life recently yeah that's like fucking Shohei Otani going up against a fucking double A guy I feel like me walking

into a middle school picking fights with sixth graders it It's incredible. And on that, we're going to end this beautiful episode. I still never got to say anything nice about Arab people. That's how it ends, Jack. That's like an American economy. It's a metaphor. No one warned me.

But tomorrow, you now know what you do. Poor King Trout. I came all the way here to get fucking canceled. Bro, we love you. Thank you. Jack, where can we find you? Hi, my name's Jack. I just, I'm on the internet.

Jack Mandeville. J-A-C-K-M-A-N-E-N-D-E-V-E-D-E-M. Perfect. King Trout, where can we find you? King underscore Trout, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, you'll find me. Google King Trout, you'll find me. Oh, fucking Christ. Go to thefatelectrician.com, you'll find me.

Lame. I'll fucking choke the shit dot com. You'll find me lame. I'll fucking choke the shit out of you with that. Come on on. Can we do another? You won't fucking do shit, dude. You want to fight right now? Yeah. Make out cut when we're going to fight right now. Okay. We'll see you on the next one.