Unsubscribe Podcast - 123 - THE HANGOVER EPISODE ft. The Fat Electrician & King Trout

Episode Date: September 16, 2023

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As always, I'm Eli Deltap Myself, Batty Streams And of course we have our two beautiful, powerful, great kimono guests We have the Fat Electrician and the King Trout, guys Welcome to the podcast I heard you had a wonderful time yesterday. Geez. Oh regatta. Yeah domo Fucking cancelled

What part I got drunk and said the truth people hate that People hate it. I got drunk. It didn't say anything smart. No, that's the smart play. Yeah, that's what I do. Deer in the headlights. You were like, that's better than the truth for your career. Between two people ranting at each other, it was a weird spot to be in. You were in the middle.

You were in the middle. It was between me and Jack fucking yelling at each other. Oh, God. I'm so glad I was at home playing Magic the Gathering all night. I opened that podcast by being, I really wanted to bring Jack a custom-made Jim Bowie knife

because, you know, he's an American hero, and I just wanted to honor Jack with such a great weapon because Jack Mando fucking hates Jim Bowie. Does he really? Oh, my God. He got triggered immediately. He called it to a T. It was.

He went from, I'm kind of sleepy to I'm fucking pissed. Is this because he's from San San Antonio some Alamo shit like yes Yeah, okay that and then he did not get into it three minutes into that shit. He's like I'm related You really walked into the fucking lines den here Oh is a great one god almost three hours of just like history yelling at each other Ranting the table table hey, which is I cleaned it What a sweetheart I was like wait where did all the booze go cuz it did not look like we had one of our

Usually it's like get here. I'm immediately like trying to clean up everything It's yeah, I did and dishes to. You did our dishes too? I did. Do we have to pay him? Typical. Oh you're like the best guest. We don't talk about your, never mind. Scoot in this way. You're still a super secret guy. Yeah, yeah. I was gonna make a joke about my occupation and your occupation.

We talked about my job last night. Oh okay good. Typical. General contractor picking up after a fucking electrician. Yep. Perfect. Sw typical. He's a private contractor picking up after a fucking electrician. Yep, perfect swept everything It feels nice it's okay smooth it's breathable during the summer and warm during the winter Really? Hate now on the drive here, and I don't know if we can discuss it, but we found out why you started

Oh, oh Ready yep, there's a claw right there. I'm not fucking sure. Please crack it. You just have to crack it. Just open it. Go get a beer like a fucking adult. Okay.

Okay. Get a beer like an adult. Oh my God. It's fucking 130. Man up. There you go. No, we can't. No, but I was finding out.

I was like, oh, that's a good reason to start online media. Top secret. So it's top secret we can't say. It's all about fish. A subject I literally never speak about. I know. Where did the name King Trout, where you like how you gonna crack that?

Ready? Oh you're a son of a bitch. Alright. Oh he squirted on him. That was when I normally say welcome to those great podcast you like baddie Drinking trouble. I I did that all right. I ruined everything wipe and you ended it you started it started it I did everything five minutes now. We've opened the drinks welcome to the after show But King trout where did the name? Were you like this is my username like fish?

Yeah, the story behind it is so dumb you were talking about or we were talking about Red Dead Redemption to a game You've never played which is shameful and you should be embarrassed about that. Thank you in the game. I'm never I know I saw wait You didn't ever I did I assumed you would play because we've talked about it. Yeah, I always say I need to play it I've never played I just got a ps5 and started playing it that's why that's a game about your ancestors like you should kids yeah at the end yeah the worst part of the game which was the worst part Mexicans I never mind I thought I thought you made a building there for a spicy railroad joke for a second. Oh, yeah. He's like, that's about your ancestors building railroads? You know what?

Fair wages. I left that open-ended. The audience can decide how racist I was being today. I'm just saying they had fair wages. We'll just go with the spicy. We'll just go with the gas station and we stopped it on the way here. I don't know if it's like Texas law, but there was a sign on the window that said,

unpaid work is illegal in the state of Texas. Please report it to local authorities or whatever. So shocking to learn that slavery is illegal in Texas. I had no idea until I saw that sign at the gas station. Well, there's the big fence thing and then all the... The jumpers. You guys don't pay them i mean sometimes the swimmers yes swimmers the wet fronts come come no when i got out we were pumping gas i dude i'm not used to people smoking anymore and he smokes like marble res like jacks like Jack, but Jack is 80. Isn't Jack your age?

Yeah. Younger than you? Jack's a victim. He knew better and did it anyways. No, Jack is. That's aggressive Ryan Reynolds. Nine months older than me. He just looks more than nine months. I love you, Jack.

He just. So we got out there. It's like, okay, gas station 7-Eleven. I get out, start. He just... So we got out there. He's like, okay, gas station, 7-Eleven. I get out, start pumping, and I walk. I'm like, goddammit, a fucking homeless guy's gonna ask me for money. It's him. Because he's standing...

I'm not a homeless guy. It did hurt my feelings. He was standing by the trash can at 7-Eleven just smoking a cigarette. I was like, oh, shit. Oh, hey, man, what's up? It feels nice not being called the homeless one for once. Usually it's because of the beard and the hair. I was like, oh, the Oh, hey man, what's up? It feels nice not being called the homeless one for once. Usually it's because of the beard and the hair.

I was like, oh, the homeless guy. That's great. I've never seen a homeless guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt before. I mean, think about it. I do look malnourished, that's for sure. Yeah, absolutely. You're just sitting there just smoking your fucking cigarette. I'm not used to it.

You're just ripping heaters. Have you ever seen somebody just smoking at the pump while they're doing it? Yeah. I had never seen that in Vermont until I moved to Texas and I see it so often in Texas.

I'm like, I mean, like, okay, it's probably not going to happen. Like, nothing's probably, but that seems a little careless. I have to live life on the edge. What else are you going to do when you're pumping gas?

It's boring. I always walk away. Yeah, I usually just little careless. I have to live life on the edge. What else are you gonna do when you're pumping gas boring? I Always walk away. Yeah, I usually just walk away I'm good back. Well, welcome welcome now you had the drunken Excavated last night Is that absolutely gonna make it to the light of day. Hey, well that was a good luck three hours That's the first I sent him up a new extra. Don't give me fucking cancelled I can't help you. I don't remember what I said pay the guy that Fixed this I sent him an actual big Texas like hey, you're gonna see segments

Just be more cautious on this episode You will have segments you have to remove fully and you'll be fine. She'll be thanks if you have any questions. Love you I don't already fucking angry typing For tens of people to see You said any no no words no yeah no i i don't get that drunk i just have historical hot take here's here's my my hack on life you can have hot takes but as long as they're based in history 20 years to the point where you're gonna have to actually fucking read to argue with me nobody will take the time so as long as the the hot take uh could be registered as an antique vehicle you're good right yeah i

mean like 15 20 years as long as it's something that they're like you're jesus christ i'm gonna have to like read the summary on wikipedia to argue with this asshole i'm over time moving on will you got he i didn't realize he got almost cancelled because of the that not cancelled but the submarine with Iran what happened? Oh, yeah, that was fucking wild This is actually a really good story Loaded a video like a month and a half ago my best performing video ever like it's my number one I ran Navy stuff. Yeah, so it got like two point at this point. I'm a fan three million views or whatever. I Uploaded that video. It's about Operation Praying Mantis in the 1980s.

Basically like... Antique, totally okay. Yeah, they were fucking around. They were shooting civilian merchant vessels, Kuwait and Iraq oil tankers. It was fucking up oil prices, hurting civilians. A bunch of American vessels are hanging out in the Gulf to secure it.

And then we ran into an Iranian mine and then we wiped out half their Navy in like eight hours. Yeah, I uploaded that video. Kick ass. The next fucking day, the news cycle hits that America's sending warships into the Persian Gulf because Iran's fucking around again. So I was getting all these comments that were like,

this is fucking lying propaganda. This American Iran aren't in open warfare. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, bro, I say in the first 30 seconds this is from like 1986 or whenever the fuck it was and like all these people were like reading it like it was fucking headline news and they're like this guy's just lying this didn't actually i was like he just no this happened it was just like 40 years ago like so it that magically happened it went fucking crazy and then i did a collaboration video with brandon on his channel about uh cold war history and then he uploaded that like three days later so then it like double hit

and i and then uh yeah i had uh were people shocked to find that we were no longer at war with the ussr along the way yeah when i when i talk about have you heard of can we say the U word still? I don't know. I wouldn't. Oops. Cut that. Yeah, just don't say it. Don't talk about it. You're like, what?

Is that true? Yeah. Is that a real thing? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Dancing, the algorithm you have to dance around. The beginning of it all.

We literally, what did we call it? We had. We had a code word for that. Gen-democrat. People's Republic of Taiwan. The bread basket. Yeah. The bread basket yeah the basket of europe you know we had even during uh covid we couldn't say covid or talk about it we called it gingivitis yeah yeah they would they would flag a lot of videos instantly during that time period so you have to always like skate around what can be said what words you can't i got my tiktok account so i'm saying we just go to Rumble, guys.

Oh, yeah. And then make tens of dollars. The studio would change drastically. Liberty Safe went to Rumble. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's an entire thing of. I'm so fucking sick of it already. It's the Internet.

It's going to be here for another two weeks. I think my favorite part is the, just the nonstop flow of information and misinformation and how actually painful it is to figure out what is real versus not. Cause you can see something with a billion views, million comments. And at that point it's all, it's just made up.

It's just some dude typed out something funny and it went viral. Cause yeah, even I was like, wait, what was the actual story on this? And we had to unpack it where it's, okay, no, there was this case or it was... What's going on, Nick? How you doing? I'm good.

Hey, champ. Hey, slugger. Hey, little buddy. You want to go get ice cream after this? I'm trying to talk through osmosis right now. Shut the fuck up. Just bleed your thoughts into the microphone batty what did i say about doing that in the podcast house i'm just fuming eli cold turkey might be great on sandwiches but there's a better way to break your bad habits are you talking about turkey sandwiches we're not talking about some weird mind voodoo from your crazy

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Hey, actually, here's a good one. What's one of your favorite stories outside of the stories you've done where you're like, Hey, here is a historical piece I haven't done a video on. It's too much to do a video on. When's this video come out? What's next week's video about? I can tell you what next week's video is as long as this comes out after. It will always come out after.

I'm doing a video on Louis Millette. Who the fuck is that? So there's it started off. There's this guy that led a bayonet charge during the Korean War. It's called Bayonet Hill. Good name for a hill. I'll give you the picture and you can put it on screen.

Oh my God, I know it's this one. I want to do this with Batty. Because I bet Batty does the same thing I did and you did. Look at this guy. This guy, both, it's him from military and then older. Yeah. And he is a fucking, yeah. Shop with Rakuten and you'll get it.

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Join for free at rakuten.ca or download the Rakuten app. That's R-A-K-U-T-E-N, Rakuten.ca. Take note of how he dresses. I think I know who this is going to be. Who? Is the guy with the glasses and like- No, that's the, I know who you're, the accountant guy. Yes.

The Delta boy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not him. Okay, okay, because I think that was Korea or Vietnam or vietnam i don't remember that was vietnam that was uh post vietnam that was during the 90s uh crisis during the um yeah the omega nerd looking dude with the big glasses he just but he's actually like a hardcore delta fucking or like one of the pioneers to delta or something like that you've seen that guy dude he looks like like a nerd. He's like thank you Literally, he looks like you I'm a Delta operator, but dude. It's like him even on his class ace photo He's like with glasses just goofy and then this is the biggest snack of you this guy will fucking kill you

Like biting I'm gonna show you the picture of Lewis Millett I want you to point out the first three things you notice. As you notice them, I just want word vomit the words as soon as you see this picture. Mustache. He's holding a knife and a bayonet, and he's got a lot of candy. No, but look at his neck. Oh, is that a medal of honor? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. He's a hard ass. Did you see the two grenades? Homie's persona is so badass. The medal of honor is like. Okay. Yeah. He's a hard ass. That's my point. Did you see the two grenades? Homie's persona is so badass. The medal of honor is like the fourth thing you notice. Yes! Yeah!

So I start doing the research on this guy because I was just going to do Bayonet Hill. And I started doing the research on this dude. He grew up in the 1920s in the Great Depression. And he ended up, his family came over in like the 15 or 1600s as indentured servants. They fought in every war America's ever been involved with. The Revolutionary War, both his grandpas fought in the Civil War. World War One. Yeah.

Same side. OK. North. Oh, I checked. I checked. That's hilarious. It's fair. Romeo and Juliet.

The Internet always asks. So anyways, 1938, he joins the army. World War I hasn't kicked off yet. A year later, it kicks off in Europe. World War II. World War II, sorry. And he's like, let's go. And they're like, no, we're not going in 1940.

So he's like, fuck it. He abandoned his post and hitchhiked to Canada, joined the Canadian army. I have heard this. And then he ends up going over, training with the Canadians, which is honestly a huge part of why he's such a badass because American military training in the 1930s was dog shit.

Like they didn't have real guns. They didn't have grenades. They were training with like bags of sand and like fucking broom handles and shit. And so he got that training in the Canadians canadians world war one world war two it's better there they were some mean motherfuckers apparently so he just went there trained with them they're like okay we'll take you did he get a canadian citizenship too then he didn't get citizenship but if uh on like his dress uniform he has a bunch of canadian medals so he has a bunch of canadian medals he fought over in britain during the battle of the bulge or the not the

battle of the bulge fucking uh the blitz like when germany was like really gunning firebombing london all that shit britain he fought during that and then after america finally got involved uh and really got over there in 1942 he abandoned his post in the Canadian army, went to the American embassy, and was like, hey, sign me up. And they're like, cool. And at this point, America was doing Operation Torch, which is North Africa. So they sent him down to North Africa.

And at this point, he's now one of the most experienced fucking combat veterans in the U.S. military. And he's like leading dudes, and he ends up winning a Silver Star because they got a half track full of all this ammunition they're like we gotta hide it put a bunch of hay bales on top of it so nobody sees the ammo the fucking hay catches fire and and the driver just like runs away it's like a shit ton of ammunition so he like jumps in floors it drives it away and like dives out while fucking

shit's exploding out of the back behind him earns a silver star and then he he uh he goes to italy he participates in three amphibious landings he he does three amphibious landings he's at the battle of anzio and the battle of salerno like these huge battles in italy and uh he ends up winning a bronze star there i can't remember off the top of my head what the fuck that was for. He wins a bronze star. So he's a year into his military service in the U.S. Army, and the paperwork finally catches up. And they're like, hey, you deserted fucking three years ago.

You're fired. So then they kick him out of the military. Wait, he was in the military. They say he was deserted. He's off fighting battles for said desert. He's got a silver star and a bronze star. And they kicked him out for deserting. And then they turned back around. They're like, hey, we're sorry.

No, like immediately. Like it was like you're fucking kicked out. Now you're hired, but you don't get leave. And you have to pay us $52. And he's like, he was so mad about the $52. He was like, I don't give a fuck about the leave, dude. I left America to go fight people. I'm where I want to be.

I don't care about leaving. I just want my $52. So he fights through the rest of World War II, goes back home, starts going to college. He's in the main National Guard. Korean War kicks off. And this dude is like, he's not fighting because he wants America to win. He's fighting because he actually believes in the principles of free free people and that's why he and he likes fighting a little bit a little bit yeah that's fair so north korea attacks south korea threatening people's freedom he's like

let's go so he runs over to south korea deserts joins the south korean army he's out there he volunteers to join uh the Wolfhounds, which is like a famous army unit that was a bunch of badasses, and he's fighting with them. He ends up getting shrapnel in his leg, and instead of going back behind the front line, he's like, I'll be an observer in a helicopter,

like the pilot, and then I'll be the guy with the binoculars looking because I'm too in my he got like shrapnel in his legs he's like so i can't run around but i can sit in a helicopter and be a spotter and do like the most dangerous job possible without breaking a sweat so he does that and uh they have to go recover a p51 mustang pilot that got shot down and there's only room for two dudes in this helicopter so he's like all right i'll hop out you take the pilot back i'll just wait behind enemy lines for you to come back and get me like they were hunting

him and he's like running around hiding the whole time so he escaped there so then he makes a full recovery then he gets given command of a infantry platoon good and while he's in command of an infantry platoon he received he like intercepts Chinese correspondence that says that the Americans are scared of close quarters combat with the bayonet, which is like the funniest fucking communist propaganda ever. He's like, he's Americans have a lot of bullets. Yeah.

It's because, because they're scared to fight you guys with bayonets because you're so awesome. And that's why we guys don't give you guys much ammo. It's not because fucking communism sucks. Yeah. They're just afraid of knives. So they said that here and he's like, That's why we guys know you guys much ammo. It's not because fucking communism sucks Americans are afraid of knives Oh god Knives are afraid of you So he ends up He gets that correspondence He's like the fuck we are

And because he was trained with the Canadians And the Canadians are fucking badass Trench warfare This is a slight exaggeration but only a little The first draft of the Geneva Convention Is just a list of shit the Canadians did In World War I Dude the Canadians were fucking savages one was

the canadians were going up the canadians were like doing pavlov shit to the enemy they were actually psychological seeing how they would they were throwing food into the enemy trenches every day at like breakfast time for like two days straight so then like one day that three days in they're just like here's a couple of cans and then they all start running up like a fucking pinata just got broke at a birthday party. And then they just start fucking throwing grenades into the trenches. It's all shit the Canadians did. Is that illegal now? Can we not do that anymore?

It's super illegal now, yeah. To use grenades in war? Look, war crimes are dumb. Okay, guys. You know why when you go to use grenades now? You know why you can't use feeders when you're hunting most animals. Lay out a salt block and the Germans come crawling. Oh, Eli, I cannot wait for my HelloFresh to get here.

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So then oh god He trains all these guys and how to fight with bayonets and they just start just start fucking bayonet charging hills and beating the fuck out of the Chinese. And he does one bayonet charge, and then he does another one, but it was like a major battle with a couple of platoons that he led the bayonet charge with at Bayonet Hill, and he ends up getting the Medal of Honor for that one. And then he got hurt, shrapneled to the legs again, goes back behind for a month, goes back out again with the same platoon, does another bayonet charge.

And the American government steps in like, fucking quit. We're giving you the Medal of Honor. You need to stop. We can't have Medal of Honor people dying. Okay, like quit. So he ended up getting the medal of honor for one bayonet charge he got the distinguished service cross which is like the next step down for a different bayonet charge and then yeah then he went and he after

that he fought in vietnam and he was part of the the phoenix program allegedly which is like he did a bunch of like spook level yeah shit Vietnam. And yeah, it's just crazy. Those are the individuals. I'm like, what stories can't you tell? I want to hear them. Like Dick Lachinko. Who's the one? Chaney.

Dude, shotgun. Quail hunting. I think we know that story. The Red Cell guy. Oh, I don't know. He's started. Now, this is allegedly. I played Black Ops. I don't know if he's he's started now this is i played black ops i don't know is he in that the numbers basically like what do you mean original delta guys i want to say and

as a special forces delta or seal team six dev group he helped start that and then he started red cell which was a separate one for counterterrorism using counterterrorism those are the ones that got in trouble and got like they disbanded allegedly yes so these guys they would have a hire to break into and steal like um air force one like they would have them infiltrate u.s military government bases to show their weaknesses and one thing is they they stole they started doing like some some big boy shit like mission impossible level shit and that wasn't supposed to be possible. And it was basically like fucking up a bunch of high-ranking officers' careers. Yes.

And so they just like disbanded the fucking program. Yeah, Red Cell. That was the program. It was an entire team. It was one of those weird stories. You read it, and then you're like, wait, this dude sounds like a fucking anime character. It's like he's not real. Hold on.

You were telling us what your name meant. Oh, yeah. Fish Trout. Yeah. Red Dead Redemption 2. Oh, my God. We just went off on a 30 minute tirade. What did what?

Fucking. Hey, what's your name mean? And that is Dick Machiko. And Redstone. We got World War II. We just covered World War II, Korea. Korea. We're coming back to it. We're coming back.

Oh, this story's going to suck now. The guy won a medal of honor in the last one. Yeah, no, Lewis Millett, the last guy to lead a bandage charge. I was like, man, I woke up with an ouchie in my tummy this morning, and that was hard. Dude's like, put me back in war. I'll quit this team if I have to join another to fight. He's going to be like, so there's a fishing game in Red Dead 2.

That's literally the story, dude. That's literally the story. No, they're a legendary fish, alright? They're legendary animals in the game. You can hunt, you can fish. Yeah, I know. There's bears and shit. Yeah, the big scary white bear, spirit bear.

One of them is a trout. And it appears on the mini-map, these legendary animals do, as a drawing of the animal with a crown over it. And I saw it, and I turned to someone who was in the room with me and said, King Trout. And that's been my name ever since. Man, that's so cooler than the Special Forces guy. Yeah. Glad I shared that.

I just, like, I accidentally called. I just like accidentally called. It's like, so it's a mini game. And you're like, so it's a mini game. All right. What's your favorite anime? I do actually have an answer for this one. Let's go. You thought you'd get me.

My favorite anime. Wait, do you dabble? Tangled. Okay. First of all, I'm mad because I'm a giant Disney fan. Get me my favorite anime. Wait, my dabble tangled. Okay. Okay. First of all, because I'm a giant Disney fan. I love tangled.

Pascal is my favorite little Disney critter. It's a, it's a chameleon. I love chameleons. I love lizards. I don't want to talk about it. Rapunzel's hot, bro.

Fuck you. Okay. Rapunzel's hot at the beginning. And when she gets her haircut, nice anime. Yeah. Cowboy Bebop. Also basic white boy answer. This is a good show. Good job. Great show. You. Anime. Yeah. Cowboy Bebop. Also, fuck you.

Basic white boy answer. This is a good show. Good show. This is a great show. You can't get along with it. Me and my wife have been watching so much anime lately. Yeah? Yeah.

Blue's Clue. Okay, but Ronnie and Tangle, I swear to God, Nick, do not do this to me. It's actually a fucking show, though. Okay. I guarantee you've never fucking seen it, though. Go. It's like this show where they basically are just following this dude in his random day-to-day life.

And he's kind of got this son that's a little bit of a dipshit. His wife is like a Spanish substitute teacher. And he's got these three neighbors. They stand outside and drink beer all the time. King of the hill. He's the king of the fucking hill. Yeah, bro, it's Texas anime. I hate Texas anime Texas anime more than

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Can you do Hank screaming in the Japanese? Oh, wait. There's the short. I don't know why they're there. They're just Japanese movies. I Don't know why they're there they're just Japanese movies Okay for you to do voices But it's but it's like not even the same type of Asian. No, no. Because Americans are just like, it's all the same.

Asians are just Asians. There's not different cultures or anything involved ever. I'm still mad you had me believe you were Japanese for like three years. I never said this. Don't you raise your voice tone at me. It was in the comments. They found the clip. I want to see it.

Find the clip. We showed you the clip. I think it's a lie. I think it's me saying I'm not Japanese because I would never say I'm Japanese. I can do the accent. I can do the Chinese one better. Do it. The Japanese one just

sounds better. It's more cool. It's like a container of bread. That sounds fucking more mysterious. That's just South Park. Would you want to go to the podcast house

already? You're like, yeah, I don't know what that is or I didn't understand a thing you said, but yeah, I'll

accept your quest, sir. Yes, I will accept your quest. Oh, no, you want to go to the podcast

house. Say, OK, we go get there now. Come on. You're like, I don't want that quest.

That quest. I got to make Nike's at the end of the day. You're smashing the space bar. You're just getting through. I don't care what you're saying. Stop hitting space bar. You go to the podcast house right now. We're going right now.

Okay, Nick, I'm sorry. I stopped now. You're fine. King of the Hill with that voice. Not as enjoyable. South Park. Yeah, it is South Park. South Park. Still one of is South Park. South Park.

Still one of my favorite clips is watching. Well, Trey and Matt Stone, they do those voices all the time. Who? Trey. Trey Parker. Matt Stone. Yeah, Matt Stone. South Park.

I don't know what that is. I don't watch South Park. Really? You didn't watch South Park? No. You've never watched them do this? I grew up in South Park. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that was. Watch them do the Japanese voice. I've seen it. Graham's switch voices oh kids oh let's go he's in the studio and both are very white people he's just switching back and forth between the two voices and they're recording it is hilarious and all the comments are always so party like South Park never change. You guys are hilarious. Did you know, kids, there is a giant ocean between America, or Japanese, and the Chinese.

You're like, oh, okay. He's just going between shitty walk voice and then the Japanese voice. You have not seen this? No. Oh, we're going to watch that afterwards. 28 seasons. Is there that many seasons on there? There's like fucking 30.

There's so many, though. She's been out for so long. I stopped watching it in 2009. They never, they, the only time, the second time they put Muhammad, they blurred him out. That was because the first time they just had. Oh, yeah. I remember that was wild. Super friends.

Yeah. Charlie kept walking out like fucking. The only time they censored something and they were like they did it over the top censoring because they had Muhammad as one of

the superhero friends and they're like you guys didn't get pissed off when we we showed him then so the next time they brought him out he was just a blurred box

they wouldn't let him talk or anything what's that oh Muhammad he's. What's that? Oh, Muhammad. He's crazy. Have you seen these? Oh, my God.

You need to watch the fucking South Park. You've got superpowers. I think we gave me one last night, and I literally can't remember. You could. Fuck. We did. I don't remember it. I feel like you should have something to do with your kimono.

No, he was shape-shifting. I forget the offset, though. We had a couple. One was he would switch into who he wanted to. Like, it would shape-shift. Okay. But in between, it was a random sex object. And then also, you go time travel.

Yeah, I thought we settled on time travel. He gets to pick the year, but he doesn't get to pick the destination, his race, or his ethnicity, or his gender. Sorry. But he's human. He's human. I'll be hanging out from 1980 till now. You might actually be hanging out. You're like, what could go wrong with Burma?

I'm in burma and you have to be there for at minimum 24 hours that's better that's it's like a lot of island what that'd be cool dude as long as i'm one of the dudes on the island africa was nice that time of year yeah if i'm living on the island guys, I guess maybe arrows at the guy trying to bring Bibles The Rockefeller goddamn churchgoers Books to us what that happened. Just how many I don't like a fucking five years ago at this point. Yeah It's what happened with them remember kids when people start shooting at you don't keep approaching them like no you're misunderstanding this is what you want nope that's how i think we talked about it

uh many long so jesus is a really bad superhero he's not gonna force field the arrows away from you we've always said that he has some of the worst superhero power like a walk on water okay that's like turning water to wine that rocks, that's like having to do water to wine. That rocks, dude. That's like top five. That's the most useless suit. He is a sidekick. Come on, Jesus.

We want to get drunk. He's a sidekick you keep around at home. I can walk on water. Can you walk faster than a fucking jet ski? I don't care. He might have healing powers, I guess. I can walk on water, hard cut to you on Jesus' back.

Go. Go. He's walking across a lake. Hurry. There's like fire on that side. Hurry up, Jesus. It's two feet deep, bro. We can just walk through. He's like, I don't want to get my boots wet.

I can turn this lake into wine. Reaches down and touches the ocean. Everything's wine. Great. You killed the world. Can he walk on wine? Now he's a super villain. I don't know.

Can he walk on wine if he turns it into wine? What's the condition? If he turns it into wine, will he fall in? Yeah, I don't know. Does he know how to swim? I don't think the Bible says that. A lot of shit has water in it. Are we talking, just got to be like, oh, man.

Now we're breaking down Jesus' powers. This is where we're at. We got to go somewhere else. We really need to change the subject. And he can heal stuff. He's a paladin. Like a really bad paladin. He literally came back from the dead.

That's the whole point of the book. He's a death knight paladin. Is that the point of the book? I. That's the whole point of the book is a death knight paladin Is that the point of the book? I mean? Construing Easter and the overall point of the book He was crucified and he came back what a great book When did he become a furry in the bunny thing? When did that part, when did he wear the tail? What's the jelly beans? I don't get it. The fucking bunny in the eggs?

Some disconnect there. I don't see how those, and then there's fucking quarters in the eggs. Sometimes if your family's poor. Just hide it. Pennies? Dimes? Those are the bad eggs how much did the tooth fairy leave you guys

that's a real question of how wealthy your families were the fuck is a tooth fairy 50 cents to a you're old as fuck what's the conversion rate on that you said a dollar now no I was just talking to somebody who has a kid who lost a tooth and they left 10 dollars under their pillow

oh yeah inflation is real I look at my kids and I'm like you spoiled pieces of shit who has a kid who lost a tooth and they left ten dollars under their pillow oh yeah i look inflation is real i look at my kids i'm like you spoiled pieces of shit do you do you leave money for your kids too what was the last time you did oh right and uh when right and landed he lost his last tooth when he came to texas because we were in the airport and i yanked it out i was like what the fuck that thing's still in there he's's like, ah, daddy. Look. I love the notion of some dude in Texas going to pick up his kid at the airport. What the fuck have you been doing?

Ripping his goddamn loose teeth out. Jesus Christ, Eli. Get that shit out of your head. Couldn't even get home first. We're doing it at the airport. Oh, yeah. I was like, it's still in there, bro. You should have pulled that out three months ago. He was like, I'm still in there, bro. You should have pulled that out like three months ago.

He was like, it won't come out, daddy. I'm like, get me. And he's like, there. He's like, oh, that wasn't bad. Okay. And that was it. Did you leave money under his pillow after? Yeah, of course.

How much? How much? Hot wheels cars, not money. I just give him hot wheels cars. The Tooth Fairy gives him hot wheels cars. Nice. What car? One of them. I want to know the car. Tell me about the hot wheels car. I'm excited about the hot wheels cars. The Tooth Fairy gives him hot wheels cars. Nice. What car? One of them.

I want to know the car. Tell me about the hot wheels car. I'm excited about the hot wheels car. I cannot tell you how many he has. Can I see his hot wheels cars? Yeah. There's about 2,200 at this point. 2,200? What?

Yeah, he is. Does he open them or keep them in the packaging? Oh, trust me. I wish he kept them in the package because Raiden likes expensive collector's ones to open. Good. I don't know why. And then he likes Angry Birds. Was he going to look at them?

Have you ever seen how sad the collector's toys were in Toy Story? They should be played with. Oh, no. He's doing the right thing. He beats the shit out of them. He's like, father, you paid $80 for this one Hot Wheel car? Watch this. Fuck his pants. There's your answer to your fucking question.

$80 Hot Wheels. An $80 Hot Wheel car? Bro, I know. Trust me. When Ryan came, he was like, I had to upgrade his laptop. I was putting in a new hard drive in his laptop I was like oh yeah, I bought him a laptop. I was probably sucked I put GTA 5 mods on it because he wanted GTA 5

I didn't realize that thing just runs it at 140 frames a second. It's a super nice laptop I mean you sport piece of shit. This is GTA 5 came out in like 1982 at this point It was that long ago And ultra looks really good and riding is organ trail it was cta5 has been out for over 10 years right was it 10 bro i don't even it probably you're right i remember back in the day it used to take a mammoth computer run now it's like a shitty laptop can powerhouse 2013 10 years a great year oh we're old it's truck month at gmc tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 sierra 1500 pro graphite at zero percent financing for up to 72 months with an available 5.3 liter v8 engine 20 inch

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I can't get mad. You've never played Red Dead. You've never played GTA 5. I was busy watching King of the Hill in my defense. On Crunchyroll. Everyone's favorite anime website. That was funny. That was funny. That was funny.

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No but I fucking I need to play GTA 5 I've barely Played GTA 5 What? Yeah, Raiden beat it.

I have a couple hundred hours in it, probably. Raiden. We used to play online constantly. That's the only video game I've played for the last decade. I mean, yeah. When Red Dead. You don't say. When Red Dead, yeah.

What else? What's that? Why did you look at me like that? Because you know what, guys? You played the most popular video game of all time. They wear kimonos and headbands and pink sunglasses. We know all about them. Let me guess your favorite car in GTA 5.

Is it a gold Camaro? No. There's no Camaros. It's an El Camino, isn't it? I would roll around in one. I don't think you can make them gold. You can definitely make it gold. My Xbox 360. Anything in those games. You can definitely make it gold. Xbox 360.

Anything in those games. You got a PS5 finally. Yeah, that's cool. Now you're playing Red Dead. What else? The new Harry Potter. I haven't played that. I've heard it's really good. It was a lot of fun. I tried playing Fallout 76. It was fucking terrible. Sorry, you ruined Fallout.

Fallout 76 now is great. Play it on PC though. Sorry. Just bought a PS5. Sorry you even bought that. Fallout 76 now is great. Play it on PC though. Sorry. Why is it great now? Sorry. Fallout 76 is really, they fixed every problem with the initial launch. Here's my thing with it.

I fucking hate other people being there. You should probably not play Fallout 76. I really liked RPG. I thought it would be okay. And then I started playing it, and I was like 25 minutes in, and I was like, Nope.

I realize now I like RPGs because I like being the only dumbass on the planet. Yeah, fair. And now that there's other dumbasses here, just like real life, they're ruining it for me. It's like you're in World of Warcraft, you're like, God, this world is so beautiful, and who the fuck is that? There's too many goddamn people why is his name red dancing i hate this game fuck this game you're a solo player guy yeah you like him of course he is yeah he says he's not gonna like final fantasy 16 and seven he's not gonna like final fantasy 16

he's a huge final 16 is just anime. It's anime. I mean, so seven. Seven's different. How? It's literally. Seven has nostalgia built into it. Yeah. Realistically, like it does.

I know. It's a nostalgia. 16 is just a new anime game. Is 16 the one with the pop stars driving around? That's 15. 14. 15. 14's the online.

Oh, 14's the online. Yeah, you're right, okay. 14 is the online. 14 is the online. Yeah, you're right. You won't like that one. No, that one. You will not like 15. I'm morally opposed to anything after Final Fantasy IX. 10 was amazing. Once you get into double digits and you have the audacity to call it Final Fantasy, I've

just morally objected to the entire conversation. How are we talking about this on the channel? Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy. Unless it makes enough money, then we're going to fucking do it again. Not overconnected. They're all different. I know, but Square Enix,

Squaresoft, at the time, that's what we were talking on the ride. That was Final Fantasy was their last for Raw and their last game. Oops. And then it took off and like, yo, we did it right. Do it again. Fucking, yo, keep rolling. This bitch is out 80 more times. Final Fantasy X was really good. It was a remaster final fantasy 10

10 is good 10 is very tactics Rock fuck off seven nine nothing else matter if you play tactics no it's Go by a game boy advance plug in tactics call it a day I mean you name your clan and i made up this silly funny word that didn't exist at the time when i own the game no it was barrack was the name of my clan and then like five years later we got a president with that same name i predicted the future with my final fantasy tactics clan name dude i play that game again i'm predicting the next president with a weird ass name i just got a gaming pc guys have you ever heard of herrera yeah yeah two more years and we'll have herrera i can't fucking

wait for that the president i still think he's gonna be there pissed off if brandon ever made it yeah he just looked god he didn't want this hey guys welcome back hey what's up you mother lovers that's how he starts his friends around in the oval office with all the guns behind him like no brandon you can't do this it's gonna be so awesome he's got a button that brings him white claws he's just going live it's just me handing in the way i'm like okay sorry the president's here doing fucking a podcast that you just have all the security just waiting outside just looking at us like can you say that no okay we can't say that the older i get the more upset i get with politics and pretty much yeah adults everything people people it's people i don't involve myself the 20s i think is

that where no one cares about either side and then you get in the 30s and then people start caring bro it's not even that for me it's just becoming an adult like i remember being a little kid being like life's awesome i disagree with you about this let's go ask the fucking teacher the teacher is going to tell us who's right because the teacher fucking knows everything and now i have friends that have been teachers for fucking 10 years and it's like i have seen you do cocaine like i don't know why the fuck dude you're like that's your rocks like i mean they weren't they weren't a teacher when they did it but like i was in school i was there in seventh grade when you were like how come if the earth is a sphere and gravity pushes stuff down and America's right here and China's on the other end of the world, how come the people in China don't fall off into outer space?

And that person's a fucking teacher. It's like I've lost all faith in everything at this point. I had a fifth grade teacher tell me off the top of her. I was like, how fast is the Earth moving through space? Me and this other kid were having a fight about it. And I was like, it's got to be tens of thousands of miles an hour my teacher interjects because this kid was like not like 30 40 miles an hour otherwise we shoot off the planet like dumbass teacher my dumbass teacher was like yeah probably like 400 500 miles an hour i guess so she's probably

blow teacher 400 500 miles an hour i don't know you know how fucking annoying it's got to be to be a teacher right now with every kid having a smartphone and google knowing the answer to everything all the time well we always heard it's like you'll you won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time and that's why we and now fuck you miss pool well that's interesting because like like, I'm in fucking. What was that name, Eli? Did you just call out one of your teachers? Hey, fuck you, Mr. McConnell, bitch.

She's got a new geometry. She's 80 right now. I drink on the internet. She made her own unsub number one fan shirt. She's like, oh, I can't wait for this episode. Tuning in. He said, Miss Pool, that's me. The next calculator thing is AI.

Oh, bro. It's so insane. AI can do math really fast. Yeah. Faster than a calculator. What's that, your English paper you need written? Double space, font eight. Here we go.

Boop. Dude, that would be the hardest part right now with teaching is AI. But I don't know how I feel. Because on one hand, like, yeah, you should do the work. But on the other hand, like you are doing if you're if you're making if you're learning it faster. Like then we need to reassess how we do fucking questions, because if you're mad that you asked a question, I asked AI and I let AI summarize it in three paragraphs instead of all of chapter fucking three. You know what I mean? And then I wrapped the three paragraphs and I understood what it meant.

I don't think that that's a bad thing. You just sped everything up. And then it all goes back to the calculator argument of what if fucking AI goes away? I guess we shouldn't drive cars because what if an EMP goes off? We should just ride horses instead because cars might not be around all the time. You heard it here. Ride horses,

not cars. Save a car, ride a cowboy. Wait, what? Right. Is that your next shirt? Save a car,

ride a cowboy. Bad electrician. Like, why is this made? I didn't want this shirt guys did i mention i'm a cowboy oh i'm not wearing it my shirt my shirt this month is fat electricians taquitos and gas oh yeah yeah gas station shirt i was like oh that's a good medicine we trust you to wipe your own ass across the bottom oh that's not my man people have been sending you toilet paper

yeah i've gotten a lot of toilet paper sent to my P.O. box recently. Wait, what? I had a whole video where I did the history of toilet paper and toilets because I was mad that my wife bought single-ply toilet paper for me on accident. Which is basically a work. Imagine being married to this motherfucker where you buy the wrong toilet paper one time and now the internet. Bro. It was an accident. are you sure it's okay yeah

it's fine I don't go here with video real quick door slowly yeah I said nothing wrong for divorce toilet papers mailed to my p.o box all the time it's like quilting water yeah my ass with mattresses now it's fucking angel wings are caressing your taint. Hell yeah, bro. Why is the title of this dumb bitch one? I have a short I filmed that I haven't uploaded yet. But a couple of days ago, she sent me to the store at like seven o'clock at night because she wanted Oreos.

And I filmed it. I was like, fucking send me to the store at seven o'clock at night to get me Oreos. I'm going to get revenge for this toilet paper incident. She got regular Oreos, not double stuffed. She's getting one ply of fucking filling, and she's going to be mad about it. We'll get you single ply Oreos. That's not what they're called.

Just regular Oreos? Oh, yeah. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple.

You might have a hot take here. If you say fuck all about Oreo filling right now, I will come over to the table. I'm a single ply Oreo guy. Unless you say single ply toilet paper. Yeah, no. You're dead. Disgusting. Dude, single stuff. Oreo. They got the fucking ratio

right. They figured it out the first time you're with Mel No, they're between two very large thick men remember think about what you're saying, sir This that I understand that that was the totally back in the era that you wanted to live in. Mr. Gold watch Actually, we have a double Same era of like being like super, super thin, early 2000s, what was attractive. I don't need to eat. We've gone into modern times.

We prefer it to be thicker. It's better. Just ripping cigs, eating energy drinks, eating energy drinks. If you move over there, then we have a double stuffed Oreo. We'll be the ends of our two nice, thick fillings in the middle.

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When was the last time you... Wait. Okay. So single ply. Wait. Oh, we've asked this before. It's my favorite question. It's the standing to wipe to sitting to wipe and watching...

Excuse me? Did you know this? 50% of people will stand and wipe. 50's the standing to wipe to sitting to wipe and watching. Excuse me. Did you know this? 50% of people will stand in wipe. 50% will sit and wipe. I don't know. This all goes back to, I think 98% of people are fucking idiots. Wait, wait. Now everyone's like, which one do you do?

Do you stand and wipe? Dude, I'm mid squat. See, he mid squats. You? What do you mean? You know, you know what? Sitting Forward a little and lean over. Okay interesting technique See

Bro I get fuck I get water blasted. It's great. I live for it. People say it. So he does this. Why are you doing fucking, no wonder you're so skinny. You're doing fucking leg day every time you try to wipe your ass. Yes, exactly.

And you see twice. I shit like 18 times a day. Look, that's 50-50. We are literally 50-50. See? Wrong. But I have moved on to bidet life. I have moved on to waffle stomping. I have moved on to waffle stomping.

I hate that that doesn't change. You're like, I just have a dirty butt, but I really love pushing my shit down my shower drain. Removable shower head, full black. It's an advanced bidet. Why is that? Someone came up with waffle stomping, and then it went through enough people where it became a thing

One dude said man you ever waffle stop turd before that dude said what? Then that one guy wouldn't explained it to his friends and then now we're saying waffle Late 90s early 2000s urban dictionary happened and then people were like, waffle something! Think about that. That's all that works. There's some great words. It's the fucking internet. This is what we do.

What's the blowjob while you're shitting? Blumpkin. Blumpkin. Why? Who came up with that? Female version. Twiggle. Wait, what? The female version of a blumpkin.

That is your danger close. You're making up a word and you're starting it, right? You're twigled what is it twiggled twiggled how does that work for all physically? But think no because you're like. Like legs up? No, you don't need to have your legs up. Your chin's on the seat, right? Like your chin's got to be on the seat.

But then there are things pointed this way. I've never seen ones. I wouldn't know. I've seen video. I've seen video. All right, subreddit. We have a job for you guys. Yeah, ask the people on Reddit.

What do you have a job for? I don't want a video. I want a hand-drawn diagram of a twiggle. What did you call it? A reverse Blumpkin, a female Blumpkin. And it has to be drawn in crayon. I need, I want MS Paint, crayon, or colored pencils. That is it. That is your task.

G-Van, show guys guys cut this into a short and then someone create a twiggle design for fat electricians merch hold on i think that's i think that's the name of it if it's not it is now so i'm gonna need you guys to get on that make it a thing spread that you just made a word i don't think i did well i hope it's a shirt that everyone but my friend might be an idiot who knows your friend might be your friend is just Let's look that up This is the same friend that Never mind. Is this the same teacher that I love part is like South America where it's very offensive look

our one South american fucking viewer what's it saying tweet twiegel yes were you hiding it like we're in fucking high school twg le twiegel i don't think there's your cell phone got your personal you got your social security number on the back of it. No, it's an iPhone 11 See foam green because it's Hiding it That the answer to the question no wonder phone runs so slow Hold on. It's still loading All three G's are working really hard right now. They're trying.

I didn't type tweaks. I don't know how to spell. Oh, I'm completely wrong. It's on Urban Dictionary. Twiggle. To give someone a little pinch under the arm or on the inside of the thigh so that it leaves a bruise. Yeah. Apparently that's a twiggle

did you expect to get double twiggles today oh a female blumpkin's called a clamkin a clamkin it's a clamkin it's a clamkin dude that's such a good word blumpkin clam okay see that work and it's a clamkin just the old ladies would be like, babe, can you give me a Clampkin real quick? Jesus Christ. Would you be down, though? No. You're going to opt out?

Yes. Oh, okay. Well, I guess I'm the odd man out. You're wearing a kimono. Yes, you're the odd man out. I get freaky. You look like a guy that loves Clampkins. Am I receiving?

I don't know. The kimono throws me off. How did we end up here? Where was this story? We were talking about a medal of honor. We had King Trout. Red Dead Redemption 2. GTA 5 is 10 years old.

Remember when we used to have bullet points to talk about things on the podcast? No, we did. But we also drank then, so we'd forget things. Yes, that's why I was 10 years old. Yep. Remember when we used to have bullet points to talk about things on the podcast? No, we did. But we also drank then, so we'd forget things. Yes, that's why I always was like, okay, who are we talking about this night? Oh, bullet point. Female oral sex on toilet. Did you guys get, okay, I don't know what happened yesterday. I'm going to pretend it doesn't matter because it doesn't.

How did you get into social media? What started you into this? That's the secret that we were talking about earlier because he was like, How did you get to social media? What started you into this? That's the secret that we were talking about earlier because he was like, oh, I actually did it for this super secret reason which we will discuss later. It's great and not petty. This is all out of spite.

There is one person that I created all of this to prove a point to. That's my favorite type of why I create something. Pure rage. What's that? You guys aren't doing a thing right? We can do it more successful. Hey, Eli, does that sound familiar?

That's weird. Like, why did you create the Mona Lisa? Fucking hated that bitch i wasn't inspired by anything no just pure rage and i made this beautiful painting you get over there yeah it's just like i'm making a lot of noises appreciate that over there i forgot yeah there's a microphone you can't make It's whatever. What do you have for future content? Oh, fuck. Whatever comes to mind.

Yours is. What is your process? Because everyone has a different one. You have like, Nick was, you went from short form to longer form now. Ish. Ish. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

You were like, hey, and now your format, you got the reels down. You have short form down really good. But what is, hey, here's how this idea comes up, and then I start running with it. I'll sink like 12 to 15 beers and then scroll through my Instagram feed and see something that enrages me and then drunkenly film a video.

So slurred it, Nick? I don't do that as much anymore. Oh my god. I know who you remind me of now. True detective. Holy shit! Matthew McConaughey. Dale Gribble. What are you talking about?

And Dale Gribble. Oh my god, Dale Gribble. You are one conspiracy theory away, bro. Dale Gribble never went to Vietnam, and he became a hippie instead. I was hanging out with family friends, and there was an older gentleman there. Is he your dad?

He's one of my dad's friends. He's like, you remind me of somebody, and I thought he was going to be my buddy's kid or my nephew or whatever, and he was like, conspiracy theory sunglasses guy, king of the hill. I was like, fucking Dale Gribble. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue?

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This is the vibe, dude. With the kid. Definitely mine. Definitely my child. John Redcorn's always sneaking out the house. I forgot this is the vibe. Dude, that show rocks. Probably just been going in for 10 years for migraines.

Still gets them. Fuck. Such a classic show. It's the best anime. I know what, so you, like, you watched King of the Hill, but you never watched South Park? You're like, nah. Yeah.

That's actually kind of crazy, yeah. I tried it once, because people just would not shut the fuck up about it. You still don't. You have to watch it, you have to watch it, you have to watch it. I watched one episode, and I think I blame the episode, because it was the fucking human centipede centipede I was like this is fucking stupid, bro. You have to watch he has you have to watch the Enola Gay episode wait

Which ones that no look at the dolphin and whale. Oh my god Christ What that's what the Japanese yeah, I even want in the chicken. Yeah. Oh my god I forgot about the chicken and why World War two City wall the classic philosophical question who came first the Japanese or the chicken We heard so many good episodes man Do they they walk in because well you remember that time frame when whaling was very bad. It was awesome Well, there were wars about it wars about about whaling. On the Discovery Channel. I love mankind.

Whale wars. Well, Japanese. South Park just does it. It's like any time a whale shows up, they just run up and start stabbing it. And then run away. There's an entire episode about that. That is that episode. You know there's like aliens are real and they're watching us and they're like, bro.

We're literally sitcom aliens. The ground is full of oil. And these fucking idiots figured out that there was a little bit inside whales and then proceeded to sail around the fucking ocean killing whales instead of just digging a hole and then and then you're sitting there like oh people aren't that dumb and you're like oh fucking cpr was invented after the atomic bomb really yeah? Yeah, think about that. I'm bringing them back from the atomic bomb. If you ever question human intentions, I'm going to figure out how to split an atom of uranium in the middle, releasing the chemical bonds

to kill a bunch of people before I figure out that if I push up and down on the heart, it makes the life sauce move around a little bit longer. The nuke was a better idea. Oh, my God. Life sauce? We're way more interested in killing people than we are in saving people just don't forget that you just need a can of ragu that says life sauce on it it's a good you you just have so much merch you can do with just the words a good thing it's a lot of merch. I know. I didn't realize, though, we made a CPO.

It came after how many years? 20? It was like a while after, yeah. We split at it. Oh, my God. I know the internet was invented after the atomic bomb, too. That is true. I don't think that's on the same level of like cavemen could have been doing this.

The internet was a mistake, and we were not ready. I remember that time period what, internet was created in 70s? The initial. And then 90s it became more. The 90s, the public internet. So in like the 1600s there was this

girl in France and she drowned. And then from there. And then they pulled her out of the lake and the dude that pulled her out is like, wow this 16 year old girl is really pretty. I'm going to stick her in a vat of fucking whatever to preserve her until somebody, family claims the body. And then nobody came to claim the body. And they're like, well, shit. And he's like, well, I'm going to make an impression of her face, a mold, because I think she's that beautiful.

Okay. And then we'll bury her. Right. Is this real? And then, yeah, during the Victorian era, it became, like, really popular to have, like, a mold of this face is like a piece of fucking decor in in in the house right so there was like all these molds made of this face to have all this decorative shit right and then uh it's one that that goes yeah it's the same girl's face and that goes on for a while and then uh they they ended up inventing cpr and then they needed a face for the CPR dummy. And they brought her back to life.

So then the face on the CPR dummies is actually the face of this girl that drowned in France in, like, the 1600s. Wait, is that where all the dummies' faces? Yeah, that's all the dummies' faces because they already had all the molds made. So they're like, fuck it, we'll just use these. So they used her face for all this shit, right? And then, no, stop, just wait. So they used her face for all the dummies for cpr and then there was this fucking guy that used to like sing sing songs and make music and shit and he took a cpr

class and everybody calls these cpr dummies annie because that was the girl's name from france annie so like all the cpr dummies are named annie and this pop music icon took a cpr class yeah is he fucking with me no wait are you that's where smooth is it smooth yeah smooth criminal annie are you okay comes from because he took a cpr class i never know if you were being honest i hate that story as you could either be tricking us that story covered 400 years and I am so confused and hurt. Google it. No. I'm going to...

I'd rather... I feel like... I'm living with the mystery of not knowing. I feel like if I Google it, your hand's going to come out and boot me. This is crap.

The CPR dummy? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm going to take my photo and then he's going to touch my butt and it's going to be uncomfortable and that's where we are right now. Annie, the CPR... what the fuck? I'm going to take my photo and then he's going to touch my butt. And it's going to be uncomfortable. And that's where we are right now. Annie, the CPR. What the fuck?

Is she hot? No. Annie is not hot. Thank God. Nor is she okay. I hope when I die, moles of my face are made for strangers to make out with. Holy shit. I never knew that that was from the 1600 and like hey we're gonna use this do you think if they would have gave cpr to annie she would have

maybe that was back in the day we were real bad we gotta max out the nuclear bomb skill tree first before we go back to first aid. We got to pretty well figure out. Just cut her up a little bit. Bleed the bat out. It's okay. Give her the leeches. She's got demons in her blood.

Literally. Drowned her. She's a witch. Oh, she died. She's not a witch. Get the cocaine cough syrup. Cocaine, codeine, and alcohol. Back in cocaine with, what, Coca-cola they used to just give heroin and

morphine out in just bottles of it looking at good old days yeah yeah like on one hand i understand why prescription medication is a thing but on the other hand it gets annoying sometimes but then i have to think back to those days it's like fine god damn it i guess we can't there's nothing more annoying than like i know exactly what i need from the doctor and i have to go jump through these hoops for some dude to tell me exactly what i already know what they used to give babies for when they're teething fucking uh opium that's fine they're just oh little johnny's teething opium little babies like their head just goes limp oh they're they're they're quiet i'm over here having like migraines debilitating migraines that kill me for weeks on end and i'm like

let's take another i'm surprised we haven't found something for fucking migraines yet. It's opium. We're like pierce your ears here Do look like yeah, there's no it might did the pressure point. It doesn't do shit It's actually a thing if you didn't know that yeah, I have it done. It's my great piercing. It's your date Yeah, it's supposed to help where whatever side of your brain is fucked up. It's a pressure point or some Shit I am learning so fucked up. It's a pressure point or some crazy voodoo crystal girl shit. I am learning so much today. It does nothing.

It's literally. Did you know this? No. Yeah, it's an actual thing. Yeah, the migraine piercing. The other one is doing. Botox injections. In the back of your neck.

No. Sides and back. You can go like. And that's another way. Which also doesn't. I heard that if you get like really, really hot water and then stand in it. Bro, the amount of helps. I heard if you rub potatoes on the bottom. Yeah.

The amount of migraine advice I get from the WebMD of the Internet. Like I've had migraines since I was like seven or eight my entire life. I've gone through neurologists, cascades, MRIs, all this crazy shit. They're like, yeah, your brain's broke. And everyone's like, man, my grandmother once said, and that worked for me. I'm like, do you mean a headache?

No, no, I was a migraine. Like it's the internet. You'd be like, you can describe everything. You're like, yeah,

I'm just dehydrated. All this. Did you drink some water today? I'm like, that would be the first. I was like, well, have you,

have you turned it off and turned it back on? Like, no, yes. Yeah. My brain. Did you take a nap? Did you try to close your Did you take a nap?

Did you turn it off and turn it back on? Everyone's like, well, maybe you shouldn't have so many monitors with all the light. I'm like, bro, I said I had them when I was seven. Well, at seven, you shouldn't have had so many monitors with so much light. Yeah, it's all the blue light. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sitting close to the TV.

I don't say it. And now we do this with tablets we go right in our fucking face that's fine when we were trained our entire lives don't do this now it's exactly do this exact thing right now I don't

I've never had the headaches while we're bitching about old people and technology when Brandon gets into office can we headaches migraines while we're bitching about old people in technology um when brandon gets into office can we can we bully him into trying to push a bill through that makes it fucking illegal to pay for anything at a grocery store with a check is that still a thing bro i got how old were they oh she was 10 000 years old's it? She, like, let me fucking whip out my check to buy my two bags of groceries for my month of food. I have to sit there and watch her write a check.

And these are the people that will also then annotate in the checkbook above where it's like your expenditures. So she's doing it. Well, you got to be able to balance your checkbook because that's important. Did you ever watch dry bar comedy? Who's the tattoo comedian you guys had on here a couple times? Dan Cummings? No, the other one. Shane Smith? He's been on there a couple times. Some of their comedians

are really funny, but some of their comedians are always like these old boomer people. And they had this lady go on there and she's like, dealing with young people is really hard because they don't know how to balance a checkbook or write out an address on an envelope and it's like i mean hey grandma can you unlock your pc real quick right no do you do

you want me to do you want me to put in a contact in your phone no your wi-fi isn't working i wish there was something i could do about that you felt my brother-in-law works at a cell phone store and the fucking stories he has of old people just like coming in like My facebook doesn't work make it work And he's like Um, did you log in? I don't know how to do that. Just make my phone work and he's like What's your what's your username? I don't know any of that stuff And they're like get angry with him because they don't know how to log into fucking Facebook. Bro, okay. It's insane. What's your email?

I ain't giving the government shit. Okay, that's great. 100%. In their defense, think about that. They went from a time. Think of the 50s and 60s. The 70s even. And now suddenly you're like, Merry Christmas.

Make this thing. That's a dumb argument. They're so intuitive. For somebody our age, like- You can hand them to a baby. No, that should have been your job. If I give you an old sewing machine and I say, install the bobber. Is it the bobber, right?

The bob in. The bob in. Look at this guy. Here's the difference. I run a sweatshop. I know how a sewing machine works. Here's the difference. I run a sweatshop. I know how a sewing machine works. Here's the fucking difference. If I want to know how a sewing machine works,

I can get on my fucking phone and figure it out. You need to learn how to do one fucking thing to learn how to do fucking everything else. You can get on the internet and learn how to make a miniature nuclear reactor in the fucking shed in your backyard. Yeah, that kid was insane. Yeah. That was nuts was like the story oh yeah i don't want to hear it learn one thing and then you unlock everything and you're just like no i don't want to fix it i

got in a fucking argument with an old person a couple a while back they don't they they want they want to write checks because they don't like credit cards and debit cards because if you get the numbers off of their off your debit card people can just pull money out of your account and i go yeah it's the same numbers on the bottom of the check you fucking idiot like i think old people should be put down i agree and canada's got it right guys back to canada being savage full fucking circle put them down put them down drag them out back i know when i'm driving behind one i get so irritated and then checkbooks bro give me more reasons to put old people rolling into

the gas station when you're late to work and they're buying a thousand scratch off lottery tickets oh god the ones that have like the the portfolio that they bring oh they know what number is that one i x i work i just don't have the gas The people that we're like. And they do this. They buy it. And then they go like this. Thank you. How many have won? I'm like, I don't know. They just slide the tickets here and start scratching on the counter.

You're like, you dumb bitch. Go away. Get the fuck out of my way. I need three Red Bulls and a bag of Funyuns. Get the fuck. I've been 30 minutes to late eight times this week. And I only work five days. Got another one.

I bought a three-bedroom house for fucking $7.99 when I was 18, 30 fucking years ago, and now it's worth a million dollars, and I'm going to make sure none of that money makes it down to my kids. I need to give it all to the government via scratch-off tickets. I think there's a cutoff, though, for like boomer generation, and then you reach the super old people when they're like 90. Those people rock. Yeah, no, they're awesome. Do you and then you reach the super old people when they're like 90. Those people rock. Yeah, no, they're awesome.

Do you like hyper old people? Yeah, no, they're the ones that raise the spoiled kids. It's the age of they don't care anymore. There's that one age bracket, though. I feel like they don't care isn't right because the age that we're talking about, also, they don't care, but they're angry about not caring. And then they have the I don't care because they literally they want to die no they're just wanting to they're like today's the day and then it doesn't happen like tomorrow's across all the lanes they're like

my great grandpa he died when he was like 103, again on the, he willed himself to death. One day he was just like, I am done with life. They have that superpower. But when I was like 10, I went over there. They kept their house at, you know, a nice cool 85 fucking degrees. Their blood needs to be warm. Shorts and a t-shirt. Their skin's made of paper.

He rocked. God, that's made of paper. He rocked. God, that's in the paper skin? I forget. You can like pinch it and it just stays. Whatever. You molded it. They're Play-Doh at that age. I was like 10.

And I went over there. Your bubbles are so soft and brittle. He's trying to find something in common with me as a 10-year-old in the year 2000 whatever. And he's like, was I 10 in the 2000s? That doesn't matter. He's like, do you drive in the 2000s that doesn't matter um he's like do you drive and i was like no grandpa i am 10 and he was like i didn't ask you how old you were asked if you drove and i was like no i don't drive and he goes you smoke say grandpa i'm 10 he goes i'm not asking you how old you are i asked if you smoked he's like no i don't smoke and he was like

i did when i was 10 he turns away he's like your no, I don't smoke. And he was like, I did when I was 10. He turns away. He's like, your kid's fucking retarded. That's what he said. Your kid's a bitch. It's like, grandpa, you can't say that word anymore. Oh, your kid's. Wait, you can't say retarded anymore? No. What?

Yeah, it's a big no-no. Really? Yeah, apparently. I believe they call it the hard R. No, no. Was it the long R? No, actually, was it long R? Is that what he called it?

We had somebody on the podcast, remember? Long R. That was Harley. Harley. Harley called it the long R. Yeah, he's like, oh, you mean long R. You're a long R? Yeah, those little kids are long R.

Because it can't be the hard R. The hard R is a very different conversation. Well, Linus talked about that. He was like, yeah, I used to say the hard R. I hard R is a very different conversation. Well, that's, Linus talked about that. He was like, yeah, I used to say the hard R. I just can't believe I used to do that. Whoa, what? You've never seen this Linus? You've seen it.

I've seen it. Dude, Linus, and you see his co-host during the podcast. He's like, yeah, we used to say the hard R all the time when we were younger. And his host is like, the face Matty just had where it's like, he's like, uh, what? Oh, you used to say? He's like, yeah, all the time, man. It's crazy. And he's like, Linus, why would you ever say that word?

He's like, well, like now we say like, it's mentally challenged. He's like, oh my God. Holy shit. No, that's not what you call the hard r line is he's like wait what's the hard r he's like oh no no no i've never said that in a million years what it is all unfolding in a minute and 30 seconds on a podcast live and you see the host I can't save this one. We're going to drown now. We're going to go to the first break. The face he makes the second when Linus says

it looked like my face. The guy used to say the hard R all the time. All the time growing up. He knows it's live. He played Modern Warfare as well. It was live? Yeah, that's why he was just like

He's looking to everyone behind that's why he was like He's looking to everyone the cameras And then Linus when it registered is finally he's like clicks. He's like oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no No, I'm so sorry. I thought this was the the hard are I thought this was Hilarious, it's It's such a good pollution. I forgot about that. White privilege. The horror of a co-host watching a $20 million sub, $30 million sub, million dollar channel. Just watching your bank account turn to zero. I mean, it's absolutely terrifying.

Was this before or after he got hacked? This was six months ago. Wait, I thought this was a... No, this was like six months ago. What's that? He got this was six months ago wait i thought this was a no this was like six months ago what's that he got hacked like six months ago oh that had been like close yeah i didn't know about the hacking thing yeah that was all he had a video of him getting hacked because he found out at like three in the morning like people called his phone was blowing up because they deleted all his videos and started live streaming that crypto scam Elon video or whatever. And there's a video that he showed some of the clips. But it was him naked running down his stairs to get to his desktop to try to recover it and stop it.

It was wild. It's a corridor crew. Yeah, they got hit too, didn't they? Yep. Last year, they got all their videos. This is a VFX artist react. So I remember Jake hit too, didn't they? Yep. Last year, they got all their videos. This is VFX Artist React. So I remember Jake and all them telling me when it happened. Like, yo, we got hacked.

They deleted all our videos and did another crypto or video game thing. Popped up. That's how they knew. And they found out where the accidental leak happened. And it was, again, like a phishing scam or something happened. Bro, I hope nobody finds out my password is exclamation point yeah special character i got a hundred dollars his is king trout two one exclamation point with the capital k capital t Across the board Only the K This is it

But yeah they got hacked It's terrifying You've been almost Yeah they tried to hack my phone That was wild And then I had my bank account Yeah that happened Are you gaming so you don't do much gaming now?

I'm the same way that nick is i play like the same five old ass games i don't do sandbox bro i don't i don't game much at all unfortunately if i the only time i stream is if i game so i treat it as work i'm like if it's not making money i don't play video games i don't't have the time. Yeah, no, I don't. That's kind of the same. Yeah, I'm like, this would be nice. I don't have time to do this unless I justify it with said work. I'm like, okay, now I'm making money at least. Here, we'll offset it.

I'll play Call of Duty or whatever I'm playing at the time. That's it. I can't sit still for that long. Two hours now. I used to play video. I was a huge, I mean, I have anime. I'm a fucking gamer when i was younger and then i got older and then it stopped happening as much when i hit 30 i was

like man i just can't get into video and i can't get into them like i used to we've discussed it multiple times on the podcast getting into video games now the older you get it's just harder because the world it's like you you finish that first boss and you're like and the world is my oyster this world's way too big it's 128 hours i'm like oh no i started playing balder's gate oh it's so like last week i want to play that so only game i've actually like truly been sucked into it's i'm still at the very very beginning it's a lot to learn a ship or on the island no on just laying on the island i had i made a second character because the first one that i made was like super hot elf chick who looked like um calise from game of thrones but

that version i kept running into this glitch where uh i couldn't play because i was constantly coming um so i started over. I hate when that happens. I get it. Hot chick. Yeah. Yeah. In real life, you were coming?

Yeah. Just jerking off. Just constantly jerking off. Just dripping honey. What are the honeys? It's hard to play with one hand. But made a new playthrough. I was talking to my buddies.

I was like, dude, this game is linear as fuck. I thought it was supposed to be like Dungeons & Dragons. It felt like I was being pushed in a direction, and they were like, what are you talking about? You can do literally anything. And then I went a slightly different way than I did on that first playthrough. Yeah, you can do literally anything in that game.

It rocks. I need, because I, like, Batty's playing through it. Boulder's Gate, all the, I have the lore knowledge. Even though I's playing through it Boulder's Gate all the I have the lore knowledge even though I've I've played the old Boulder's Gate I know

all the lore in the world if you give me like Forgotten Realms and that world favorite I can I'm like oh I know exactly where everything is

thank you it's so great I that's what kills me I'm like fuck I need to play this goddamn game because it's all I

I've read. You picked up Starfield before Baldur's Gate. I know. I love Starfield. I don't. I know. It's okay though.

It's okay. I gotta play that. I can't. That's Bethesda, right? Yeah. It is a Bethesda game through and through. It is nothing more than that.

Do Dunkey's review, did you watch it yet? No. Did he rip it up or is it, did he? He's like, 10 out of 10. Okay, 9 out of 10. Okay, we'll give it a 5. He keeps is it did he it's he's like 10 out of 10 okay 9 out of 10 okay we'll

give it a 5 he keeps it at 5 he's like it's really good and then he offsets it and then he he does donkey shit yeah it's nothing special honestly it's not starfield is another bethesda game in space that's the best way donkey says it really it doesn't break any molds it is literally just there which which I enjoy. Like, I love Bethesda games, so I had fun with it. Baldur's Gate, on the other hand, is a literal fucking experience. It is just pure awesome. I listened to Moist Critical's opinion on it, and it was exactly everything that I feared.

Like, they just cared too much about making it huge oh star making it full he said that there's like all these cool planets that you can go to but there's fucking nothing there to do like you just gotta be like oh that's the hard part there's nothing here that doesn't bother me they they kind of made it realistic ish to the universe like well and that like for me every planet can't be earth well no like for me it's exploration i'd rather have one but think about it would you rather have just one earth that is earth that you design or 10 000 empty earth well there's like a hundred earths yeah but i mean like caves i mean like one there is earth where you're like saying would you prefer Fallout New Vegas where it's one fucking state, one portion of one state, or an entire galaxy full of nothing?

It's like... Yeah. Think about like Witcher 3 when you're in the city. Witcher 3 city. The big city in Witcher 3. Where's the empire in Witcher 3? I know what you're talking about. New York.

But how... It's big big it's expansive and how well it feels i'd rather and that's a tiny little area i'd rather have again a tokyo like a one-for-one tokyo we're like yo this is fucking i'm gonna spend days okay now ready rock with me how do you do that and still put a galaxy into a game there's a reason those games only have that one thing you can't have both well that's what i'm saying if if you do it's like hey we don't need the space travel like that's good then where's starfield what's the point well you're just playing fallout in vega that's my point yeah then wait for the next don't make the game that's my

no quit wasting time on shitty games and make me another goddamn Fallout. Okay, there we go. If you're predetermined not wanting a game because it's not what you want, of course you're not going to like it. The game isn't for you. Well, I'm saying you could do a solar system. I'm not mad that the game isn't for me. I'm mad that the game is made by my favorite gaming company

and they wasted a bunch of time and didn't make another game for me. That's why I'm mad. Okay, that's fair. They're making Elder Scrolls 6 though, aren't they? Yeah, in five years. They probably would have hurried the fuck up if they weren't trying to make galaxies full of nothing.

The space combat, I got real pissed about. Because the space you cannot travel in between planets. It is just fast travel. I don't care about that. Fun. Fun science question. I don't know why I heard that about this. Is it space? no. It's fun. Fun science question. I don't know why I knew that about this. Is it space? No.

Yes. Space. Oh, yeah. The final question. If, hypothetically, what would kill you first in outer space if you just got flown out with no spacesuit? No air. Correct.

Now, what if you didn't have to breathe? What would be the next thing that killed you? The temperature? Radiation. Temperature? No. The temperature. But it would take forever. Ever. no the time it would take forever ever like literally so long for you to get hypothyroid friction is why you so friction is why convection conduction uh so like the reason is there no pressure difference there's nothing in space to touch you so there's nothing to touch up against you to take heat away from you oh so the

only reason we don't have pressure is because it's decompression because you're in an oxygen oxygen going to nothing right and that's where compression but because okay because nothing is touching you so like when it's windy or outside it's colder because more air is touching you taking heat and going away and water is colder because water is touching you taking heat away but none of that's there so the only way that you can shed heat in outer space is to radiate it out. Time. It takes forever to. Okay, but how.

I'm glad you know that. Most people don't know that. There's no scenario that that works. I know, but it just. No, you're just going to like. So what was the answer to the question? Time? Air.

Air. Most people think that you would just like. Oh, you die. A lot of people think that you like freeze to death instantly. It's like movies. Like a lot of people think that you would just like oh you die a lot of people think that you like freeze to death instantly Because it's absolute zero the one where they sell it said in the oil riggers up to space That's how that when he takes off his helmet that one where they take the yeah, where they train the oil riggers You mean when Bruce Willis can't pay taxes anymore. It's one of my favorite movies the best armageddon oh it's so good i was like gardening galaxies 3 when chris pratt literally i haven't seen it loses oxygen and goes into space i need to watch that

one so good i it was i loved it i loved it dude that's so good oh if i go on so good space talks i i will i nerd out it's like how uh inception or not Interstellar with the black hole. Hold on, real quick. Bro, that movie rocks. And that's a real thing. Time dilation near a black hole will happen because how it will affect. It slows everything down. Yes, which is fucking crazy to me.

It's like you go down and you're like, hey, I was here for seven minutes. Come back up. My bro's 20 years older. That was a bad day. Yeah. He had a bad day. Dude, imagine you're like bro you were down there for fucking a youtube video i had to watch passion of the christ or like all of the

lord of the rings 30 million times while you were gone for one youtube video he was just there for how long was he alone 20 years or something no it was like seven years it was a long time you remember that movie right i don't talk. You're talking about Matt Damon's character? It's the same concept. It's the same concept from Ender's Game, right? Yes. How they keep the one dude alive for so long. Yeah, Ender is through.

He's traveling at the speed of light. And so time is bending around him. Yeah. So he's just, Ender's Game, fucking. Great book. Not a great movie. The movie is great. The movie sucked ass, yeah.

Yeah, the book is great. The movie sucked ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The book is amazing. All the books. You know how bad your movie has to be to get me to say the book was better? Fuck. It's not great. Harrison Ford was in it, wasn't he?

I think so. I liked every part of Harrison Ford. Ready Player One. Also book really good. I fucking did love the movie. I didn't. Dude, it sucked compared to the book. The book, if you've read.

I've read the book. I like the book way more. I think the movie was great still still I like the new Indiana Jones. I just watched that the other day Enjoyed it. I did not I wanted to see I'll come back you want a wild take I watched Big George Foreman on the plane and it is now my favorite boxing movie even more so than Rocky We were talking about it. He's so good dude big george george foreman the idea of becoming a fucking world a champion at 45 you are retired boxers are retired by 34 now that's when you've peaked most of the time heavier weights you get a little longer because you're just focusing on power lighter weights 20s late 20s you're gone

like you're like no you can't box anymore you can't keep up with a young yeah yeah george foreman boxer heavyweight did his time during the fucking all the time for 10 years pastor broke and then he goes back yeah he was like i don't know how to make money he had a money guy the money guy kind of fucked him he lost all his money and he was like running he was like, I don't know how to make money. He had a money guy, and the money guy kind of fucked him. He lost all his money. And he was like running a youth community center, and he wanted to be able to keep the community center open. So he went back to pro boxing after 10 years off to make money to keep this community center open, and then goes and wins the title at 45 years old.

So when he went back into the sport, what's crazy is he adopted a new fighting so that's why he shells like this he's like well where were my struggles i get winded when i was younger and my defense sucks so i'm gonna do this and it's his fucking fighting style now he goes like this it's just a uh it was george foreman i'm just gonna stand in the pocket and when you get close to me i'm gonna hit you with a fucking freight train of a punch that's his whole strategy it was dude his you've seen the footage of hitting the 300 pound he had a 300 pound heavyweight bag your heavyweight bag is your standard one when you hit it and you're like man that's a fucking heavy one it's 100 pounds this dude had a 300 pound bag

and when you watch those videos of him hitting it it's absolutely terrifying watching this big black dude just like like it looks like he's barely moving that bag it's like it's just like it's like it's like anime character fucking it's insane and you should be like this and then the dude's like yeah it's legit form is a fucking man so and then he got back he won all the championships for his knockout power and just taking it well he became like this he was doing all this stuff to make money to try to keep it open one of the things he did was he like signed a deal with this like fucking barbecue and grill company yeah obviously for burning didn't make any fucking money so then he's like fucking i gotta go back to boxing so he goes back to boxing well he starts winning and then it like

then the whole country gets behind him because it's like 45 year old dude getting out there at the fucking dad bod just fucking starching dudes so he becomes like this phenom and then the that makes the whole grill thing take off so then he's making money from that he's making money from boxing and it's really cool they did in the movie when he sits down it's like uh mr mr george uh this grill thing seems to be taking off. He's like, who's going to buy a grill with me as the spokesman for burning fat? Because he was a big dad bod. Made millions of dollars.

It just started printing money from him. So he became like worth half a billion. He sold it for like 200 million back in the 90s. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, 200 mil back in the day well like the movie's super good though like is it like we're gonna watch it they copy i want to know like they copy like you could like see all these famous pictures of him training and they like even copy the outfits from like that era of his training and the actor that played him did a fucking awesome job it was a really good movie i liked it a lot all all his kids do you know his kids names batty are they all george

george george jr george the third george the fourth george how many georges does he have like i think he had five or six sons and one daughter they were all george was her name like georgia i don't know georgia yeah georgina the first little georgina it's a really cool story though if you watch his entire climb through hey i'm retiring i need money i'm coming back and this is the only way i know how to make money so here's my second chance of it and then becoming an actual world champ it's a dope story and it's real which is fucking mind-blowing yeah god i love boxing it was so cool batty close it out we'll get to this after show thank you for watching this podcast as always we have you like to let myself batty streams that are too beautiful

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