Unsubscribe Podcast - 126 - FAT & ANGRY PART 2 ft. Angry Cops & The Fat Electrician

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT A SECOND TIME?! WILL THE TIGER GET THE HORNS?!  @the_fat_electrician  AND @AngryCops   HERE WE GOOOOOOO FAT & ANGRY PART 2 ft. Angry Cops & The Fat Electrician - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 126 ​ ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!! GhostBed Right now GhostBed is offering 50% off everything if you use the code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout or https://www.GhostBed.com/Unsubscribe Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code UNSUB at https://www.Manscaped.com. Out of Regz Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with code UNSUB at https://outofregz.com/ ------------------------------ OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast JOIN THE PATREON NOW:  https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT??? https://www.reddit.com/r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast/ CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/  CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o MORE LINKS! https://linktr.ee/UnsubscribePodCast ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie-            @BaddieStreams    https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -Eli_Doubletap-             @EliDoubletap   https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by GVAN https://www.twitch.tv/gvan11b https://www.instagram.com/gvan11b/ https://twitter.com/GVAN_CC unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy miliary comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast #military #gaming  Chapters: 0:00 Welcome to Unsub 3:20 Fat Electrician vs Baddie 6:46 Flushable Wipes  16:37 Rich's Cop Life 26:32 The Offenders 30:17 Logan v Dillion Danis 35:49 Tobacco Companies 43:54 Formula One 50:56 Rich's News Coverage 1:05:09 Rich Watched Anime 1:13:12 Drill Sergeants 1:17:41 Cinematic Universes 1:22:16 Communism 1:28:32 Ahsoka 1:35:18 Arguing About Actors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So he made a post the other day, and he said, you know, I really like bulking, getting big and strong. Yeah, it's a 10. But I don't like pooping four times a day. It's obnoxious. And I responded with, put a thumb in it. That was funny. Underrated comment.

That was good. Yeah, Matt said that. That's a 10. We drank the good bottle he gave us. Yeah, it was gone like day oh oh and say hi to it's racially ambiguous and batty that guy's fucking ridiculous and we don't know best not to ask yourself why but But my friend, you've arrived.

Welcome to Unsubscribe. Take a sip. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. As always, we have Eli, Double Tap, myself, Batty Streams, and our fat and angry guest today. I'm just going to go with that. That's all we're going to do. Fat and angry. Guys, no pressure.

You have the number one podcast together. We're on a vodka. Fat and angry, angry and fat. I'll get more. I'm getting this bitch demonetized. Yeah. Well, vodka's a flavorless, colorless beverage. It's supposed to be.

That's very good coffee. It's like you ever hear of a coffee martini? No. That's what it is. We had another handle of vodka. Yeah, I prepped us. We had another handle of vodka. Yeah, I kept it in the fridge.

About to make it 23 a day. I prepped us We had another hand in the fridge I kept it in the fridge About to make it 23 a day I'm so sad all the time Had this handle of vodka Dude you guys are number one By now like 40 fucking thousand views They passed demos which Yeah fuck that guy

We gotta get this one fucking demonetized No pressure How do we do that? Copyright music, no pressure. There it is. There it is. We're done. Oh, that kind of makes sense because we're the guests that they want because we got them the numbers.

You did? Oh, no, you're the guest that got us age restricted. Which one? The last one. Which wasn't that bad? The last one. Which wasn't that bad? The last one we did. It was, I swear, if horse tits is what got us age restricted, so sweet. That episode was not bad.

That's weird because my most mild episode was also the only one that's been age restricted. The gyroscopic horse come one? It was the last one you were here for. Yeah, the gyroscopic horse one. I don't remember. I block out most of the episodes once they're done. No, it was talking about. I don't remember. I block out most of the episodes once they're done. No, it was talking about... I don't remember most of the...

Boulder Gate is what we talked about. Oh, yeah. We talked a lot about Boulder Gate. Your PTSD is from podcasting. It really is. Dude, block it. Remember the time you said that thing? I'm like, no.

I don't need those. What was that? Someone's glasses are on the back of my head. They were unsponsored anyway. Quick, put on your safety squints. Good job, Eli. Yeah, I know. I knew it was coming. that so I'm a suck wasn't water bottle they run sponsored anyway quick put on your safety squints a job Eli yeah see HD all the time why screen vision walk out as much as I can and then everything works not really but he sound like my relationship with my mom Nick what were you going to tell Betty? I wasn't gonna tell Betty about what about the top ten. Oh

Now that he's here in front of me, I don't hurt his feelings If you look at the top ten unsubscribe podcasts, I've been more of them than you are. He's... By like several. I was like, what the fuck? Because we do those rotations where like, Baddier Curry was around. Or it was just like his butt. I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, oh my God.

Oh my God. Why is Nick at the top? Wait, wait, hold on. Let him read number one down to 10 and say who's on the guest list. Okay, number one, Fat and Angry. It's Fat and Angry 2. This is it.

This is myself, Eli, Nick, and Angry Cops here. And we have Demo Swears, myself, Demo, Eli. Okay, so that's one with Batty. Yeah. No, it's two. That's two. That's two to one. Number three, I am not in.

That is Poppin' Hot, Angry Cops, Fat Electrician, and Nico Ortiz with Eli. Two for two? What? No. It's one for two. Yeah, it's one. I've only said one without him. How did you do electronics?

He just in the top three. I just need to see it. Yeah, he's in the top three. One, two. I've said three. How do you got four fingers up? So number four. I'm the grunt here. What are you doing?

God damn. All right. All right. Number four, World War Balloon. Brandon Herrera, Fat Electrician. Myself. And Eli. Next, we got number five, Try Not to Laugh, featuring the Fat Electrician.

Don't at me and Eli. Yeah. Four. So you said four already. Hold on. Hold on. Allut, me, and Eli. Yeah. Four. So you've seen four already. Hold on. Hold on. All right. We got one here.

Bazooka nightclub. The fat electrician, Brandon Herrera. Donut and Eli. Drunk history part one. Eli, Nico, and the fat electrician. Cop hates heroes. Cop Hates Heroes. I love that episode. Who's in that one, Batty?

Let's wonder. Myself, Donut, Eli, and our dear friend, Rich. Cops Hates Heroes. I love our episode title sometimes. Was that the one where I found out what my superpower was? Yes. I'm not going to lie. It's one of my favorites. I really liked my superpower. And number 10,

Grantham versus Texas. Myself, Micah, Grantham, and Eli. You're not in more than me. So he's in 7. Or 6. He's in 6 out of 10. No, I'm in 7 out of 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, six, seven.

Yeah. And then what are you? But that's still crazy. A guest is what? Six or five out of ten. One, two, three, four, five, six. For those of you watching, these two guys are stroking their cocks in front of us. Seven.

How many were you in? Seven. We're tied. Oh, we're tied. Sorry. I fucked up. My bad. Oh, here.

Oh, look at that. You're on your seven times already? Seven. You're tied. Oh, we're tied. Sorry, I fucked up. My bad. Here. Cheers. Oh, look at that. You're on your seven times already? Seven? You're a lonely man. Can't help it. I mean, I don't have a family, and I'm not here that often. And for every time they text me, my wife is like, yeah, go. It's fun.

Just go. Get out of here. Please leave. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Now get the fuck out. Fat and angry, too, though. I'm like, okay, we've. Get the fuck out. Fat and angry too though. I'm like, okay. I recorded everything. Everything's recording, right?

Yeah. I just feel like something's wrong right now. It's okay. I attacked Batty. I'm just going to go ahead and start swinging the other way at Eli now. I'm actually fucking mad at you. Yes. Because I lost my mind about toilet paper the other day and there's way worse than that.

Oh shit! That was my tooth. Oh shit! Oh shit! It was good. Boop the tiger, get the horns, motherfucker! Bring on the paint train! Chow woo!

Chow woo! I just broke the chair. You broke the chair? I thunderfucked. Demo broke the first one. We got another one. It's just gonna be a little bit more fun. I'm gonna go get the chair.

I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I'm gonna go get the chair. I thunder. I thunder. Demo broke the first one. We got another one. That's it.

Just made a. Oh, I tried to break it. Oh, don't break that. We got four. Yeah. How many? It made a thunder crack. Is it good?

Yeah, it did. I thought you threw your phone. We're good. Everything's okay. Everybody calm down. You can BJ me later. BJ Jamie later. BJ Jamie later. BJ Peno.

You ruined it. You ruined it. Two claps and a Ric Flair. Okay, so you were angry at Eli? I still am. He's like, I'm more angry right now. No, that's the second worst thing you've done to me today. He's like, I don't even buy toilet paper.

I just use flushable wipes for everything. And I was like, oh, and then I get to the unsub house, and there's just flushable wipes everywhere. I was like, well, that's new. It's not what I'm used to, but whatever. I can make that work. And I went upstairs to take a shit before this podcast started. And I was like, oh, time for flushable wipes. So I grabbed the flushable wipes.

They weren't flushable wipes. They were fucking Clorox disinfectant wipes that you stuck next to all the other flushable wipes that were 99% bleach. Sorry, I can read. They're all green. They're all green. They're all green in everything. You're wrong here, bro. One, as the son of a plumber,

how dare you flush anything other than toilet paper? That's just, oh, I rent a house. I don't care. Fuck you. Because let me tell you, right now, my basement, it's got shit water in it. it's got shit water in it. It's got shit water in it.

Like, my basement at home, it has shit water in it. I can tell you're actually heated about this right now. It's getting pumped from the sun. I'm not done talking. You kids need to know this. All right? This is important. When you own a home, you can't, flushable wipes are never flushable.

They're not. They're not flushable they're not i have i have a combined sewer in buffalo it's like uh the sewer water like you know when it rains a lot and also like your poop water it's connected it's old school it used to be that way years ago yeah it's some east coast shit yeah it's some old east coast yeah like it hasn't even been dug up and so that's not the way it's supposed to be. And I have a sump pump. And I used to have drains in the basement that would have like a little ditch, like a one-inch ditch on the side of the walls. For your poop water.

Rain water, just from the ground. Poop water. Yeah, well, it's Buffalo. It's all poop water. And a pump. It's all poop water. So it would go into this drain on the side of the home and then into the sewer system, right? Well, guess what happens when the sewer backs up?

Those drains fill up with black water. And I'm not talking about the company that used to murk Iraqis overseas. I'm talking about poop. Water. Black water. That would have been way cooler, though. And literally, the week that it first happened, it's been about a month now, because I'm trying to fix it. I look down there, and I saw a fucking tampon and i don't

know whose it was and two things would be weird if you knew the first yeah right i'd be real weird i was like i know who this is that's not that's and the first thing that pissed me off was who the fuck flushed a tampon down the toilet you're not supposed to do that not supposed to do that not supposed to do that caleb's mom or sister man whoever oh yeah that's right that was a whole if you want to fuck ask caleb about that you want was a whole thing. If you want to ask Caleb about that. You want to jack up a plumbing system? You want to have an extra thousand dollars? You got to pay a dude with a fucking Roto-Rooter?

Flush a tampon. Oh, you really need to talk to Caleb about this because Caleb has great stories. Put it in a plastic bag that you get from 7-Eleven and throw it out. We're not animals. Just do it. Let the raccoons eat it. Don't put it in the fucking flusher. We're animals.

It's not like they're designed to just stop flow or anything. Right? Right? Oh, a one- They're literal design. They're like, ding. Boop. Boop.

This thing perfectly fills up a one and a half inch hole. I should put it in the sink. So I plug up the thing. I plug up the drain in the basement. As you do. As one does. Yep. And then it all goes into the sump pump.

And so for the past month, I've had black water pump out from my sump pump down the front of my driveway. And, dude, it's like Iraq. I have a pool water stream going from the front bushes of my home. And then even the grass is just like green. It's green. But it's pushing off to the side onto my driveway. And there's just a fucking black water creek going down my driveway into the fucking road. And I looked around at all the neighbors' houses because it

rained the other day and I'm the one stream and everybody else is dry and I'm like, oh no. I alone have a problem. Which means I'm going to have to dig up. Pay for it by myself. Correct. You are not happy about it.

Wait, there was no laugh after that? Or should I migrate west? That's just it. That's just it. Welcome to adulting. Some things aren't for fun. Well, hello, good sirs. I know what you're thinking.

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Subluxable wipes, uh the Clorox bleach on your asshole. Oh, I've liked with all those before I still feel it. Oh Yeah, I'm sorry gonna peel you're gonna peel off the first layer of skin off your cornhole. I know as I did that It's true. Thanks, dickhead. Because the bleach kills it. I didn't know I was going to have this on. You know what's funny? Actually, it's your fault. You didn't read. Oh, I'm sorry. You put Skittles and M&M's in the same food dish.

I'm a fucking prick. I am going to take a little bit of blame here because I took a massive shit up there yesterday. I used the wipes and I saw. I was like, man, those Clorox wipes are right there. But there was still regular wipes left. So I was like, we're good. But in a pinch, you would probably, those Clorox wipes are right there. But there was still regular wipes left. So I was like, we're good. But in a pinch, you would probably use a Clorox wipe once. No, I would not ever.

I knew because I saw the actual wipes that were still there next to the Clorox wipes. So you're saying, I'm saying that. Bro, I have a bidet. I don't do shit. Okay. I hate toilet paper so much though. Now because I'm like, my butt is dirty. I'm going to hop in the shower real quick and just wash my butt.

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Maybe flushable wipes are okay here because you guys just ripped down and rebuild all your houses like every other year because oh, that's true Antonio looks like it was built last month. Yeah yeah that's what they were talking about on the drive we finally figured out the what's weird about all the houses here that's been fucking with us the whole time because i've always thought the houses in san antonio were weird and king trout's finally like i know what it is is it because they're all on uh like a flat slab no none of them have fucking gutters none of the houses you have fucking gutters no the fuck it doesn't walk out that back door no no none of the fucking houses my house because you had a northeastern person do them that's why no i don't somebody in the house

i have gutters because i have i have the run out into my backyard with the little you have you know the little platforms that so it doesn't dig the hole i don't know but i have gutters i don't have the runny down gutters. Do I have rain gutters even? Oh, fuck. I don't even know. It's like, if you look outside, like, so the house next door,

there's one gutter on the front, but it's a fucking... There's two slopes, and the back doesn't have a gutter. So it's like half of the water is just gonna... Everywhere. There's no gutters here. We don't get a lot of rain.

We get, like, a lot of rain at once, and then it doesn't rain for a while. It's fucking weird to me. Sir, wait until you see Iraq. I don't think that's quite where I was going with this, but okay. Zero gutters. Lots of flat rooftops. Or shingles.

That's not true. When I was in Iraq, I saw a lot of cum gutters. Guys were shredded. This is very true. Ready, ready, ready. D-monitized. There's the yellow. Thereetized. There it is. There it is.

John Jacob. His name is my name too. I think that there's enough time for that one. I don't think that's copyrighted. No, I think we're good there. I think, yeah. Oh, Rich is now back on the beat. You're like.

Oh, yeah. Demoted? Not yet. He's like, I'm a detective. He was so happy about his promotion. He's like, let me run a blind in last launch. He joked about it. I got promoted. Promoted. That's weird.

Amateur. I'm a lieutenant now. I know you had your booty pic. We talked about it. Yeah, that's right. That. Yeah, that's why I assumed you got yeah Jerk You're on the beat. Oh, well. Yeah, I think well. I just got promoted I think when I came down here last and I hadn't done any I don't think it Yeah, I didn't done any work. I don't need to work yet I didn't done it

I haven't done any work as a boss when I came down here for the previous one But I've been on the streets for the past three weeks. So you like blew out your knee. Yeah. I blew out my right knee. Walking. Yeah. Thanks. Really?

He got demoted. He blew out his knee walking. He was jogging. Say I'm a lazy piece of shit. I'm saying I'm a lazy piece of shit. Walking. Was the popcorn downstairs? Eli said you've been walking brought up what Eli said.

You've been walking. You're on the beat. What do you want from me? A beat cop. What is a beat cop? He walks. He walks his beat. But I'm not a beat cop.

Don't fucking come at me because Eli's setting you up for failure. Anyways, fucking Dwight Schrute, tell us. How did you get hurt? The assistant to the regional mayor. Come on, Carl Winslow. There was a young person at a shots fired call where a car got shot up and he

was scooting away on a motorcycle and my buddy and I were like do we want that? Is that part of the thing? It's two detectives right? No we're lieutenants. So the people that usually Is a lieutenant above a detective? I know but just in case any of our audience doesn't know.

It's like two different tracks, right? Okay, yeah, yeah. Normally, you go the patrol officer to lieutenant supervisor, then captain and inspector route. Like, that's like you're in charge of more and more. It's like the officer rank. And then you go, if you go detective, it's like the warrant officer rank. You're a subject matter expert. So you have detectives in like the districts

that do like the normal, like, hey, somebody got beat up here. Bum, bum. And then you've got like SVA ones, which I was in and narcotics and the specialized units. And then you have the detective sergeants who are in charge of detectives. Okay. Yep.

So yeah, that's how that rank structure goes. Yeah, I knew all that. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I was just telling the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's how that rank structure goes. Yeah, I knew all that yeah, I'm sure yeah Okay, when you're in a lot of fashion you have like white wires and red wires and blue wires Yeah, that's exactly All hurt So two ship supervisors who grew up like hunting dope boys in the hood were like, should we sit behind a desk? Gosh, no, no, no.

We need to be out there. Let's go. And we've got a great young crew, but they're inexperienced. And so they need to have guys out there being like, hey, this is how you stop a car. This is how you look for this and that. This is how you get proper calls for things. And so we went to this shots fired call where our car got shut up and we see this bike, you know off down the street and it's got chased him on foot no we didn't well eventually so we're like hey should we check this thing out like what's going on you know we start like driving down

that area to just like get more information and he like sees us and then tries to jump up onto the sidewalk and we're like uh-oh and he hit a gravel patch across a um uh a driveway biff it down and like and as we follow bikes and shit and as we get closer we see we're like oh my god this guy like there's no license on this uh this this bike like this is these are all red flags of an illegal bike and possibly somebody's got some shit not wearing a helmet not following any of the rules right so now we're like all right we gotta fucking grab them and because we don't know what's going on of an illegal bike and possibly somebody that's got some shit, not wearing a helmet, not following any of the rules, right? So now we're like, all right, we gotta fucking grab him. Cause we don't know what's going on.

And like, we gotta figure it out, right? Got the possible. So my partner stays, he's like, we see the bike fall over and him ditch it. And we're like, okay, there's something going on here. Now we need to check it out. Now it's a thing. And he stops, you know, next to the bike that's down

and he starts, dude starts running and I jump out of the to the bike that's down and he started dude starts running and i jump out of the passenger seat and i start running and i start catching up to him and i'm about like 20 feet away and i'm starting to close the distance i only ran for like 150 feet and then all of a sudden i'm like yeah because i talk shit when i run i'm like oh yeah oh yeah and my knee went oh no it just popped and i felt my my right knee just go to the right side of my leg. So you went that way. So no, I was running like at a sideways angle and my right knee said, and I felt it. And then I kicked my leg straight and then it went back.

But then I had like no power in my right leg. So I'm just, I'm just hobbling. Like, and I just go, I go, we got your bike. Like that. I know just I'm just hobbling like and I just go I go we got your bag like that I hate Cuz I was like fuck it, you know, we still we still got psychological warfare Buddy can I intimidate the the bad guy roll for intimidation? Yeah, the criminals like the fuck The bad guy. Roll for intimidation. Yeah. And then you roll. It's like one. Yeah. You roll the one.

I got your back. Yeah. The criminal's like, the fuck? I just got right. Well, yeah. And then like he literally ran into two police cars that were like down the street. Just like. He rolled bad luck. Because everybody was like just looking around for this.

Like, what's going on? I mean, did we need to figure out the area? Like, is somebody running from the shots fired? So just two cop cars randomly just down the street. And I just like got in the white shirt and they're like the kid was like uh it's like hurt my head we're like yeah that's why you should probably wear a helmet so we sent him to the hospital so he'd get taken care of and he got he got a couple tickets and we towed his bike eli hey eli where am i how have you been sleeping so well in this texas heat have you ever felt one Eli! Hey! Eli! Where am I?

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I thought it was my fault. Why wasn't the guy on a dirt bike able to outrun you guys in a car? Oh, well, we weren't chasing him. But the weird thing was is he he was revving the shit out of it like he was trying to get attention i don't know what was going on it was this whole thing was just a lot of weirdness as we're just watching it unfold in front of us that's kind of like the life of a cop yeah is sometimes you just get in these scenarios where you're watching something you're not doing anything we didn't we didn't we weren't going

after him we're just kind kind of trying to figure out what the hell is going on. What's happening here? And he's like, wing! Wing, wing, wing! And we're like, is he stuck in first gear? You good, bro? If he's trying to get in a car chase, he's not shifting. He's

going like 30 miles an hour. What is he doing? But earlier in that night, I did try to get a dirt bike and uh turns out dirt bikes are faster than people yeah yeah and so uh quick so yeah literally the night started off with me jumping out on a dirt bike and trying to grab the dirt bike guy and then him scooting away because once again i'm on feet and he's on your one CC. And those are 250. I would say I'm a horsepower and a half, you know, one and a half.

Well, not now where it matters. Not anymore. No, now I'm like half a gopher power. Yeah. Yeah. You got two,

you got two ponies on your backside. That's true. That's like a Clydesdale. Yeah. You're a Clydesdale bag. Just rich walking. Our next shirt, you're a Clydesdale bag. Just rich walking out. We are next year of one and a half horsepower. That's me as a centaur.

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One good centaur, one police centaur. So yeah, that night I tried to get in a foot chase with a dirt bike, obviously lost. And then we had the shots fired call with a shot up car and we're just trying to figure out what this guy in a motorcycle is doing and then he dumps it and we're like well that seemed like a bad thing we should see what's going on with that and then he takes off running and we're like oh this is shady this whole thing

is shady and so yeah turns out he's just an idiot yeah oh yeah that happens all the time just just an idiot doing stupid shit so yeah that was it so was it. So he wasn't doing anything wrong. What's that? So he wasn't doing anything wrong other than running from you guys. Well, he wasn't running. Well,

he thinks he, I don't know what, I don't know what's going on. He was just doing, I think it was just showboating, but he, he didn't have a license. He didn't have a,

the bike was unregistered, uninsured, all the everything. So it's a, you can't drive that on the road. Like no guns, no drugs, no,

no, just stupid vehicle and traffic stuff. Eli, the guy that the better shirt, please go There's a horse centaur police horse centaur wear their name and badge here or here fuck that How do they wear their pants just on the back two legs? Like a police horse, oh that'd be. Because you're a team, right? You have a battle buddy. That makes sense.

But that is a horse top and then human bottom. It's the reverse centaur. Bojack horseman? Yeah, that rides the centaur. I think I'd have to wear a poop bag, though. But one that also covers the horse wiener. I just want to know where the badge is. Sorry, what was your superpower again? I would be invisible, but in order for me to be invisible. I just want to know where the badge is. What was your superpower again?

I would be invisible, but in order for me to be invisible, I'd have to masturbate. Just jerking it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. King Trout's fucking superpower is maybe one of my favorites. What was his? He can travel through time, and he gets to pick the year or the date that he lands in, but he doesn't get to pick where, his gender, or his ethnicity when he gets there.

So you're like, I'm stuck in. He's hitting shuffle on the Sims and getting dropped somewhere on the planet. Yeah, you're like, I'm gonna stick to the 1980s and beyond. 90s. Let's go 90s and beyond. So give me an example. He wants to go back to like...

1939. Let's even say before that. He wants to kill Hitler. Yeah, let's say he wants to kill Hitler. Baby Hitler. Let's even say before that. He wants to kill Hitler. Yeah, let's say he wants to kill Hitler. Baby Hitler. But he can't determine where he goes. He could get like dropped off in Panama. Yeah.

And he doesn't get to pick his gender or his ethnicity. You don't race or anything. You're just traveling in time. Yes. He's a five-year-old toddler in Panama. He just occupies a body in that time, yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. Well, I mean, I guess you could infinitely just keep bouncing around.

No, you had to stick it. There was a 24-hour cool-down. You just stuck there 24 hours? Could you imagine? Man, what is America like in the 1700s? Boop. God, the land of the fuck, my life. Jesus.

Uh-oh. I'm going to hide for 24 hours. I'll be back. Disappear, come back. I'm taking a long 24-hour nap in a bush. Literally, yeah. You're just like, I want to sleep. This is a great.

Does he? Okay, okay. Can he go back to his normal time as himself? After 24 hours. After 24 hours. What if he gets killed? He's dead, dad? Yeah.

That's a shitty power. It's a cool power it because okay it has potential high risk high reward there's no reward because you're just basically hoping that you can end up like a little haitian kid runs up to fdr he's like pro hop i'm gonna get oh we didn't clap in the first place where Because now he doesn't need it. Yeah, but we clicked the thing. Now he doesn't need the clappy clap. I'm so pissed about that. Everybody clap your hands.

We got it. You don't have rhythm. No, I don't. Why do white people beat me in this? I didn't want to be the one to point that out. I know, man. You just started laughing. Eli, well done.

Well done, sir. Having you learn from history, white people always win. He ain't wrong. Except in the box of rebellion. That was good. I was impressed. We all nailed it. Ian Paley came on and heard that. Yeah, that was great.

Because we got rhythm. Well, you have to have rhythm to do that. I mean, I'm not saying we're going to jump up and start doing the electric slide. Stay tuned for the next month's shirt, White People Always Win. Check it out here at unsoap.com. It's you three clapping. It's you three like this. Hey, if we're going to make a shirt like that.

White People Always Win. We're clapping, guys. We're just all our hands are. If we're going to print out a White People always win shirt, there should be like a sponsor. You know how like Polo has a guy on a horse? It should be a white dragon. Fuck that. Got milk. Got milk? Which is the... My new favorite.

Got milk? Nevermind. Is that racist? Wait, hold on. Is milk racist? No, we're white. Milk's white. Never mind. Milk cricket. Moving on. Nick, you're better than that. I know. You're always better than that. I know. I just watch you miss. It's okay.

It happens. Don't meet your heroes. It's like watching somebody who used to play a sport fight Logan Paul. It's just the saddest thing. Wait, Logan or Jake? Jake or Logan. Yeah, Jake or Logan. Logan and Dylan Danis, you been following that mayhem? Jesus Christ. There's been so much in the like, so you have that, you have, oh my God. Did you look at the Dubai, what is it called?

The Dubai porta potties? Did you see that whole thing that's going on? What? A Dubai porta potty. port-a-potties did you see that whole thing that's going on no what a dubai port-a-potty i want each of you to just guess what a dubai port-a-potty is i bet they're dope as fuck a dubai port-a-potty is when uh a rich arab man rents a porn star for forty thousand dollars and then poops on her and then sends her away you are extra how did you get that so fucking close exactly it fifty thousand dollars renting renting a female Instagram or model. It's what they're doing.

That's why TikTok girls and stuff. There will usually be a collective of six Dubai guys. They pay these girls $50,000 a night. Then they are treated like porta potties for that time. For every day they do that, they get $50,000 that day to be all of that. Good guess, bro. That was $10,000 off. Why did you know that?

That's more weird. I think I'm ruined. That was a guess. Holy shit. I put like Port-A-Potty and Dubai together. I'm like, you're 10 grand off. I'm pretty close. You were also very close.

Yeah, true. You were 10 grand off, though. Why? I'm having deja vu right now. Is something wrong with me that I just automatically guessed the right thing? I thought it was good if I guessed the right thing. Yeah, but it was the wrong thing. And then you have.

You were right about a wrong thing. Logan Paul's girl. And that. Dude, I've never seen someone let me let me just break down oh my god paul is fighting a guy named dylan dennis and in the world of social media boxing idiots this guy has been he i guess he used to date logan paul's now fiance or not wife yet right just fiance okay i think they're engaged. So Dylan is, and he,

I forget what it was. He was like, it was part of the promo and then he was like, well, you didn't pay me to promo this fight. I'm going to promo

the fuck out this fight this. And he had done a very shitty job, but an amazing job of promoting. He just keeps posting photos of Logan Paul's girlfriend making out

and kissing other men throughout her life. And then he released a video. Every day. Every day. Like nonstop. And then he released a video of a girl that looks identical. It's not her.

So he didn't do that? No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He actually, there's a tweet on his account. He's like, hey, that's not mine. That one, that was me. He's like, that's not her. I promise you.

He's like, that's not the picture I'm talking about. He's got a lawsuit against him now. So he was like, that's not her i promise you he's like that's not the uh the picture i'm talking about he's got a lawsuit against him now and so so he was like that's not the picture i'm talking he has a picture because that video everyone was like oh it's this it's not her and he was like he was like a video was released of a girl that looks just like logan paul's fiance just getting railed the fuck out and blowing a a very large cock yeah she was very talented strange like i that was a big dick yeah yeah and then dylan's response to he's like hey that's not the videos i have a picture that's not it but dylan still was like yo who this girl though because she does fucking take it like a goddamn champ but he has

been doing a post of the girl for her fiance with another dude every day didn't he used to date her also yeah yeah that's why yeah okay and then the internet i was like oh they're gonna look at it bullying or anything like that oh the internet did not they hopped on it because nobody likes the paul brothers yeah no so you get to see this so this girl is getting fucking annihilated because she's in marrying and now she's been with Leo. She like she is definitely like well. She's a DiCaprio girl She's a very every every a she's been with one Every a Lister hanging out pictures photos making out like and I I don't know all of them were making out But they were all like you know like arms over them

Yeah I don't know all of them were making out but they were all like you know like arms over them Yeah, like yeah, if that's a dude in that situation I'm like do your if it was like rich is someone shitting on Richie like Luke how many fucking a Model bitches this guy's been with him like I am mad. Yeah for her I'm like it only it honestly looks like she's slumming it with Logan Paul. I know You like oh wow you used to be like with Leo DiCaprio now you're banging the fucking prime energy drink guy crypto scam yeah yeah crypto and what's his and a zoo meta or no I'm not medicine that's the farm no it's a classic fuck I can't remember what it was. It's similar. It's animal.

It's like a game. I don't know. A scam. Dude, I will say fucking. A big scam. The Prime went public for $8 billion within a year. Well, that's what happens when you got money behind it. Yeah.

The wildest part to me that he didn't really get called out on very much is he had a video where he was like, he went on and he's like, here's why prime is better than like these other like highly researched drinks like liquid IV. And like the ones that are like, these don't taste very good or very sugary, but like they're actually like they're hydration. He went on. He's like, as you can see here, I have more electrolytes. So Brian's better for you. And I was like, that's not how any of this works. Sounds like the cigarette industry. He's like as you see here. I have more electrolytes so Brian's better for you That's not how any of this

Marlboro Kurt cures the sore throat well to be fair Wonderful yeah, they did great. They did great. They're still doing great even even on the down take they're still doing great Which you know that there's a term for it. I forget what it's called, but it's like a shell company. It's a ghost company that Marlboro has bought. And other cigarette companies have done it. But it's brilliant because Marlboro will create a shell company that isn't Marlboro, but it'll fall under their purview, right? And it'll still be white and red. And Marlboro is not allowed to promote itself in racing and stuff like that yeah but they'll buy these they'll create a ghost company that's white and red and they'll they'll put their colors on race cars that are white and red very similar to the marlboro box and numerous times those companies have been found out

and kicked out because it's marble promoting tobacco now i'm talking about like in europe i'm talking about in the uh the what not formula one formula one i already trust me i know i'm talking about like in europe i'm talking about in the uh the what not formula one formula one i already trust me i know i'm like formula one marlboro was one of formula one's main sponsors back in the day i mean the winston cup for the longest time was the yeah oh yeah like nascar formula one and you get to watch how much money they would dump formula one bro if you want to see a fucking budget for a race team america is like it's like it's like a couple it's like a billion dollars just for that one for that one uh season for a season season in 1997 they put restrictions because at 1997 it was a

ferrari in a single season spent 68080 million on one season. In 97. In 97. And they're like, yo, bros, we gotta fucking add a money cap for other teams coming into this sport. So it's kind of like why NFL has team salary caps.

Well, yeah, a lot of sports decided to do that. So then somebody's not just running away with a legacy. Yeah, and that's what Formula Ferrari at that time was just like, and now we have,

it's still like a bill. Mercedes. They spend a lot of money in Formula like just personal preference there's no real wrong answer here like why is it that tobacco asian yeah oh what i'm gonna do the hot honey mcchrispy is so back at mcdonald's with juicy 100 canadian raised seasoned chicken lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss. Get your hot honey McCrispy today. Available for a limited time only at McDonald's. My father?

You're like, why? Math. And he's like, Asian? No, I said preference and he sounded like my dad i knew i knew i know what i was doing i got you yeah japanese girls yeah small feet look at my co-host what do you want from me i'm a supportive friend god like you can promote uh you're like alcohol the the pharmaceutical industry, but you can't promote tobacco. Everybody knows that alcohol is bad for you at a point.

Everybody knows that tobacco is bad for you at a point. That's where I'm at. Why is alcohol okay to be fucking ruined? But we got to take out Marlboro cigarettes. Everybody knows they're bad, man. It's just a bad habit that people like and enjoy. How many drivers have killed smoking cigarettes anyone fuck and then you look at alcohol dude smoking drive sir rock and henny

have a body count let me tell you that this family it was murdered by a while literally two days ago i was out of Walgreens and all the cigarettes, they're starting to post the gnarly photos and shit on bags. Why is this label, you think that label is going to stop anybody who wants to smoke? Everybody knows cigarettes are bad.

They still buy them. It's like a bump of coke. It's illegal to do it and people are still like, ready to go. I love the idea of Tito's putting horrific car wrecks on there a little better. And you're like, cool. Just a massive handle of Tito's.

Have you seen this? Beetle is crushed. So instead of the front label being something, the front label is Tito's. But on the back end, you can see through life water. It's just like a dead kid floating in a pond. Just next to a Honda Civic. Guys, you gotta drink till the bottle label doesn't hurt us. Oh, no.

Drink until it doesn't remind us of Uncle Jimmy killing those teenagers. Yeah. Because you have Dos Equis. He's the most amazing, the most what is it? The most blank a man in the world. The most interesting man in the world. Cigarettes, you don't have that guy.

You see the Marble Man. Camel. Camel? Marble Man? blank a man in the world. The most interesting man in the world. Cigarettes, you don't have that guy. You used to be the Marble Man. Batman. Camel. Camel? Marble Man? Okay, so I'm going to ask a silly question right now because I don't watch TV anymore. I only have streaming stuff.

When's the last time we've seen a cigarette commercial? Are cigarette commercials still a thing? No, you cannot promote tobacco. You haven't been able to promote tobacco since the 90s, I don't think. Really? Yeah, it was like 90s to early 2000s. They're also not allowed to have any other flavor besides menthol.

That's the only flavored cigarette you can get. How does American Spirit do it? That's right, Juul. Juul was owned by Marlboro, and they got sued. And they were like, you can't make Juul's anymore because it's flavored tobacco. Really? Yeah. Because Camel back in the day lost the lawsuit because they were like, oh, you're making

grape ones and you're targeting kids. Oh, my God. The crushes were wild. I fucked with some crushes back in the day. I never got into smoking. It was never my jam. I smoked for a long time. Did you?

Iraq and military. In Iraq, I smoked prior. I had smoked maybe one time. I think I went cold turkey 2016. Yeah, 2016. Like, I've never seen an advertisement for dip. But, like, you joined the military. Oh, shit, I haven't either. Yeah, but I joined the military, and I started doing it.

Like, I don't do it consistently. But every once in a while, like once, twice a month, I'll put a chew in. You know, sit there and watch the TV. That sounds like consistency. Once, twice a month? I mean, sometimes I don't do know, sit there and watch the TV. That sounds like consistency. Once, twice a month? I mean, sometimes I don't do it for a month. I'm just saying you should probably stop. Do I have a problem?

Is it consistently once or twice a month? Let me switch the words from nicotine to heroin. Do you have a problem? I only do it once to twice a month, some heroin. Might be a solution. I mean, I don't. Rich is now gaslighting himself. I'm not falling asleep

standing up at a bus stop when I put a dip in. You're justifying your behavior. It's okay. Okay, to be fair, maybe they're just tired. They're hardworking. They're blue-collar Americans. No, what were you saying? I was going to say white-collar Americans.

Then I remembered that's not... A bunch of doctors doing heroin. No, I really just want... They're blue-collar Americans there. What were you saying? Budget doctors It's foaming at the mouth Throwing up Somebody just fucking Narcansm Where's Tesla at? What's his stuff at? How long was I out? Public service announcement

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A couple months ago Wait what Camaro wait what the fuck Oh yeah it was What's Ferrari versus Ford The Le Mans Oh you're talking Now I know

It could be a So he's talking about the LeMans Yours what you're talking about is the hold on You guys are processing he's buffering I am Look at the fingers. Yeah, they're wild you need to put like the he's typing on his Nerve rings right now the nerve are lying as the longest track You need to put like the... He's typing on his internal keyboard. In front of his face while he's singing. Nurburgring. So the Nurburgring is the longest track.

Nurburgring is the longest track in all of racing history. Your average racetrack is one minute to three minute lap times. For the longest time, the Nurburgring, the fastest lap was a... No one broke a sub eight minute. It is 12 miles. It's fucking ridiculously long. They have a three or five mile straightaway. Straight.

And these cars get to 200 plus. And it's open to the public, which is fucking hilarious. It's where Bugatti would test its things in the straightaway. Yeah, it was one of the tracks for that. Wait, they still race on Nürburgring? I thought it was just like a way to test cars now. I thought they haven't raced on it in a long time. Nürburgring is still the standard for hypercars or any car breaking the eight-minute barrier.

The Formula One does the short version of Nürburgring, which is the top portion. There's about a two-minute and 40-second lap time, give or take. But not the entire Nürburgring. No. Formula One doesn't do that because the elevation changes and the banking curves. Yeah, okay. All right. But they put a Camaro in it in its own class,

and it was supposed to get like dead ass last, and it beat an entire class of cars. What were some of the things that it beat? There is only 10. No, no. Fuck that. Fuck that. What's more impressive.

Fuck that. What is more impressive about this feat is, was it Camaro or Mustang? Go buy a Camaro. Watch out. I'm about to go lick some feet. Who's got the highest interest rate no it's a i'm gonna re-enlist let's do this or mustang are you sure fucking camaro i promise you okay so if

it's the camaro there's only been 10 fucking cars in all of existence that broke this barrier on nurburgring which is the eight minutes it might be seven minutes but only two cars wrong just in production yeah 10 this is one of them is a 200 000 camaro or uh mustang so it will cost 200 no it's a mustang then it was seven minutes now it's eight minutes no i can't remember there was a boat i thought you had a fucking great memory i do no i this is like i'm i've barely read on this. Yeah, I was also right. It was at the Le Mans. Go fuck yourself.

Le Mans? Wait, which one are you talking about? It was the Le Mans 24 hour. It was a NASCAR. We're just making shit up. Oh, you're actually doing two different stories. It's a NASCAR. Oh, we did two different story times.

Okay, look at the lineup of all the supercars at the Le Mans and then there's just a fucking Camaro in the middle. Right behind it. That stands out. It's so high above the ground. It's so big. They put it in the Le Mans and then there's just a fucking Camaro in the middle. Right behind it. That stands out. It's so high above the ground.

They put it in the Le Mans and it beat an entire classification of cars. They put it in its own experimental class because it was supposed to be just dead last and be in the fucking way and it ends up beating several supercars and it's just all the Europeans are like, we're trying to sleep in the

races, but every four minutes a fucking V8 is driving by waking everybody up. It's fucking hilarious. So I thought you were talking about this story. No, we both had different stories. It's fine. We literally. So Mustang didn't came out this year and just did this this month. Mustang.

That was a Mustang. No, it was. So you had Camaro with Le Mans. Our stories are the same. Not even close. Nürburgring! I didn't know the Camaro story which is fucking ridiculous. I did not even know that.

What is the story? Get to the point. Well, yours is. In racing history when you have Le Mans fucking any of this America doesn't win since the 70s 70s was the last time we won that shit as a cup Fast forward to now we have a Camaro. It's the last time we tried first of all So continue America just never competed in the rich

Did you know Dale Earnhardt died on my birthday? Wait, did he? That five-second statement that you said just now is ten times more interesting than the bullshit I heard for the first time. I know. How? How? How did Dale Earnhardt die? He went right when he should have gone left.

Into what? A wall. Oh, so those work? You heard it here. Batty. Batty's a Republican. Batty's aliens. New shirt, new socks.

Watch out, Brandon Herrera. Batty for Congress. Why is Unsub released in a shirt that is the intimidator with the number three that says bye Mexicans? Can you drop a cube or two in there? It's going to be a little sloppy, but you know, it's warm. So get those cubes. Good.

Get those cubes. Oh, man. We had that. I thought you were talking about that story. I was like, oh, I know where he's going with this. know where you guys moving off yeah we have a story I don't care single mother fuck gives a fuck about for real one here yeah no I just wanted to make a quick point that I thought it was funny a Camaro you know be wrong to European cars and it just it was making points about you like being wrong I was like always going up and it makes me mad I was like what I think I'm just hey this guy was on a bicycle one time and won the Tour de France.

Eli. No, man. This dude was on a motorcycle and he crashed into a wall and tried to jump the Niagara River. First off, he had one ball. His name was Lance Armstrong. Oh, I guess he did win with one ball at one point, too. He did.

Several? Several times. Well, I think he got those ones removed. All the times with one ball he got removed. That's like my favorite thing. Weird. All the ball. I'm going to revoke all your awards

because you won even and you were blood doping, but also second place now gets all your awards, but the first 27 people that finished were also all blood doping. I wrote down one of your questions from yesterday.

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I don't have fuck all about war. What the fuck do you mean? A constitute of a winner. Oh, we did that on the last podcast. Did we did we yeah we did that last night you're drunk man my fucking brain does not work a lot oh yeah put your phone notes away we we ad lib on this bitch put it flip it they don't we don't ad lib eli eli you started the podcast with a question you wanted to ask and i said fuck you yeah uh-huh and then we made fuck you. Yeah. Uh-huh. And then we made fun of Rich for getting demoted.

And promoted at the same time. That's what I said. But, but. Let's just settle on amateur-moded. Happy middle ground. People like me. I just. Bro, yes.

That's what I've been telling myself for fucking years. People like me. Dude, a little late to the game, but a local news channel made a story about me last week. Was it a good one? No. No. It was so mean. Oh, shit.

It didn't say anything new. It just said controversial police officer promoted a lieutenant and then named all the shit that I was in the news for for the past like seven years. It was like. I actually feel bad for. Save a can or some shit shit that i was in the news for for the past like seven years it was like i actually feel bad we save a can or some shit fuck get on the news really good you know we'll never get that will never make the news i just like rich this is rich's life at night he's like how was work babe it was good it was a good day today was a good day i fucking blew out my knee but i'm happy he sits back in his recliner fucking kicks it out Lady brings him a beer. Oh he hits power. It's like local police For no reason I'm like well that guy took off

on me and that was just a car accident I didn't intend to hit him it was a car accident it was a car accident that happens a lot when people don't pull over like and you're trying to be like oh shit what do I do you hit him no and they're not like me

not like that there Not like that. No. There's a car accident. We can edit that. And then the news is like, white man runs over motorcycle for no reason. I'm like, oh, my God. Have you ever seen your mother accidentally run over the curb when she's trying to park? So now people are just as just

curbs yeah no oh thanks it's a lot channel 4 news western new york wow see what side you're on you should migrate west you know what's funny white cop runs over curbs you know what you know what gloves are off news station gloves are off you know what? You know what? You know what? Gloves are off, news station. Gloves are off. You know what? It would be a shame if somebody were to talk about the one time one of your news anchors was driving around on a motorcycle with assless chaps and his balls out, and instead of us, you know, probably arresting for indecent exposure, we said, hey, dude, maybe you should

probably find a ride home and wear a pair of pants. But you know what? Keep shitting on the fucking cops that take care of you, assholes. Oh, you want a break? You want a break? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know my license was suspended. You know what?

Instead of next time of me letting you go and being like, hey, let's make this a learning experience, I'll do what New York State says I have to do and just take your fucking car and give you umpteen tickets because you know what? I can't be a nice guy anymore. I can't be a nice guy because the news will fucking shit on my throat every time I

accidentally get in a car accident. Hence the term accident. And they bring up the one time where I got in like an altercation. It was like a mini fight. Not even with a fucking crazy man that tried to hit me with a skateboard. I saw that. He sat on a black man's chest.

I'm like, what the fuck does his skin color have to do with him trying to beat me in my truck up with his skateboard? Oh, and it doesn't help for the fact that that guy defaced a fucking Abraham Lincoln statue and tried to stab his mom because he robbed her at knife point. Oh, but hey, you know what? I'm the bad guy here. Oh, it's not the consequences of his actions trying to fight people for an hour

and a half on a main road in the city of Buffalo. I'm irritated. I'm sorry. G-Man, do a snapshot of that and then just put up that article and be like white cop steals it would have been better if he stabbed the statue of abraham lincoln we're so nice to everybody all the time and we never get any acknowledgement it's always like dirty cop piece of shit like bro i pulled over that guy who's reading the news his mom and i said have a nice day ma'am do you want to know where you're going oh dude one day well i'll take i'll give

you this quick story one time you want to oh never mind yeah shut the fuck up i forget i forget what happened in the news it was something happened in the news and and they i think it was my car accident with the motorcycle guy which by the way he's completely fine released from the hospital no issues right it was a small accident unintended just give a little bump that was it a little bump little fender bender unintentional type on your computer drinking a little bit i was trying to look at the rearview mirror but like i couldn't see him so same week that that happens and i'm this like same week uh a young lady called 911. I say young.

She's like 45. Her grandmother. I'm young. I'm pretty sure it was her grandmother. No, it was a relative that was under special needs. Yep. And I think it was her cousin. Had left the home, and she called.

And for an hour and a half, I went in and out of the streets of the city of Buffalo, just like ignoring 911 calls, so I could find a middle-aged man with a mental disorder that could not take care of himself very well and was lost in October, and I found him. It took an hour and a half, two hours for me to actually find him. Some code silver shit, right? And I found him, and then I gave him back to his sister as a family member and she's like thank you so much i appreciate

it we've been looking for hours and bob i'm like hey no problem i'm really happy that i could help you out and we had a great moment and he like i forget we he was a really nice kid too you're just like i said he had a disability well i just say in a film it would freeze frame on this it's like white cops stalks mentally challenged man dude and that's and that's like that's how i feel like no matter what i do no matter what i do my local news stations are like animal animal and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna tell you one of the stories that i have but like i have a story and it's on body cam and I gave it to my union and I was like, listen, this event happened.

This is a very real moment. I think you need to show how cops have a heart and this is a good moment that shows that, right? And they didn't do anything with it. And I think Donut has it. I think he got it. Did you leak it? No, I didn't leak it.

Are you leaking it? Absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not a leaker. Great guy. No, no, no.'t leaking it absolutely not no no no no not a leaker great guy No, no, not me not this guy. I told him about it, and then he somehow got the video I think he does I forget if he said he had it or not, but anyway I know my you make it happen and like I'm waiting for that to fucking drop

So then everybody can get off my ass and even then I bet you people won't get off my ass I'll tell you about it. No they won't I'll tell you about it afterwards. These are my favorite stories. It was just one of those things. Like you're never going to win. No, unfortunately that's just, you're, you're now literally public at a number one.

And that's just kind of the state of things, unfortunately, because bad people have made you all bad, whether you are or not. It doesn't matter. How I look at it is when Mr. Beast is looked at like the antichrist because you're never going to win in life he's helping people with eye shit who gives a shit he was getting paid a million

dollars he had thousands of people see this piece of shit did that if he really cared about we can't be having a group of all winners okay okay? We can't be having win-win scenarios. And Nick, can you guys hold up your hands for me real quick? Your right hands. Right. Right, right, right. Oh, left. Richie.

I was like, Batty, are you good? Left, Rich! Batty! Why do you have both your watches like that? Oh, are you a weird tactical guy? I mean, I know both reasons. I know all the reasons well. Okay. Oh, okay. Mine's I'm gonna let him say his Wait, what are these mines? Mine is not because I hold a rifle and I see it I have to know what time I put some Idiot in the ground right yeah, no, I'm deaf

It's so I can know when I put somebody in the ground. Radio time of death. You're welcome, liberal internet. Angry cops, 12, 15. It's literally because there's so much paperwork that I have to do, and my patrol officers have to do now, but I have to do it to be like. Because you're a lieutenant. Correct.

What time did you write the report? What time did the incident to do it to be like... Because you're a lieutenant. Correct. What time did you write the report? What time did the incident happen? What time is it now that you're doing this? So it's easy for me while I'm taking notes to just look down at my watch and see it. Instead of flipping over and stopping, I can kind of continue writing. It's nothing cool. At basic training, I just bought the biggest watch they had at the PX on your first little

only PX thing. When I did pushups, it hurt my wrist. So I just wore it like this. Oh yeah. And then I got to my unit and I was assigned to the scout platoon, the scout platoon. Yeah. And they all did it. And they all did it. And they were like, oh, you already do that.

Perfect. And their reasoning was, uh, they wear it like that because like if you wear it on the outside, you'll catch a glare. Yeah. No, no, that's it. I, but it's a real thing. It's a real thing. I originally did it because i'm a bitch and my wrists hurt when i do push-ups i i got out of military i stopped wearing watches i i hate knowing what time it is i i'm late all the time i we know i i i'm real i was so i like i know it's it's a stupid thing to say because I was so worried about being on time, being early about time that I made a decision in my life.

I'm not wearing watches anymore. I don't. I have some beautiful watches I love. I refuse to wear them because it, like, bothers me at this point. I fucking hate jewelry in general. I wore a nice thing. It's not called Maduro. Menudo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. What's it called? Menudo. It's called Menudo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. What's it called? Menudo? It's called Menudo? Yeah, it's the Mexican. And I wore it like this. It was a nice.

I feel like I just got shit on and I didn't even realize it. Like there is a joke there. I didn't either. And I didn't catch on to it. Like I know Menudo is the dancing thing. Why did he point to his wrist though? Betty, why did he point to his wrist? Somebody explain this to me. Why am I dumb?

Did he say my noodle? My noodle is a fucking Mexican thing. Rich just like fucking hate. Rich, do you think that there's a divide between different ethnicities in the United States? Why do you think that is? I don't know. I mean, when I try to learn a little bit about your culture, you make me the butt end of a joke. Here's the Villanark. I see the steam. Opening scenes to the Villanark movie. I'm gonna fucking you know what if this goes on like if we do like a longer podcast

I really see me saying some fucking shit I can always tell when it's like clink. It's gotta get turned up. I just watched the glass go, the crack happened. I know, it's like one. We were talking about some police. Don't go to school tomorrow, big bro. And then I judged him.

He's like, 60% brother. 22 a day, my man. 23 a day soon. It's going to be 23 today. You're going to round that shit up. 25 sounds pretty good right now. If you catch my drift. Sorry, bud.

Don't show up to podcast tomorrow. Don't go to the unsubscribed podcast tomorrow bro thank you i i'm more hate just snotted rum everywhere that actually kills me oh it's in my nose oh boy nick walking up to the podcast with his backpack on. And Richie's like, don't show up today. I got this one. Hey, man.

No. Go back to the hotel. I'm going upstairs. Just be quiet, please. It's going to be the day that David Hogg comes on this podcast. Fit right in. You know what? I don't see that happening. It's so crazy.

That's a guess where it'd be like this. Okay. Let's bring in the exact opposite and now we have to drink together. Brandon. Go on. David Hogg comes on this podcast and just randomly people just kick open the doors and yell, hey! Keep setting them off.

Took me a second to get that. Holy shit. You guys remember when Dillard and I died on my birthday? Is that an actual true story? Yeah, 100%. You keep going back to this. Wait, the day you were born? No, not the day I was born. But just on my birthday. Is that an actual true story? You keep going back to this. Wait, the day you were born? No, not the day I was born.

On my birthday. My birthday is his death date. Where were you? Is that why DLRG always spits at you? It was 2001, actually. I know it was. It was 9-11 happened after DLRG died. Twin Towers fell and number three

wasn't there to protect us, man. Praise hell, praise you say I was alone I hate when you said that I just in my dumbass brain visualize a fucking number three NASCAR Number three puts plane one into the wall. Holy shit. Have you guys watched Ahsoka? Number three. Ahsoka. Star Wars. That was a good joke. I thought that was pretty good.

That was a good joke. I'm sorry, man. I said number three puts plane one into the wall. That was a really good joke, actually. I didn't hear you. They're catching up now. That was a good-ass joke. You get a high-five for that one. Oh, now we're high-fiving.

Sorry, that's what we did. Oh, now we're high-fiving! That was a good-ass joke. Okay, Batty, Star Wars. Ahsoka! I haven't watched Ahsoka, but I have watched the Netflix series One Piece. One Piece. Holy shit, One Piece is amazing.

Okay, it is corny. It is cheesy. It is weird. That is what the One Piece. One Piece. Holy shit. One Piece is amazing. Okay. It is corny. It is cheesy. It is weird. That is what the One Piece anime is. I haven't watched it, so I can't say anything. It's getting great reviews. I've heard mixed, but I've heard it's leaning towards. I will say for an anime adaption, it is on the higher end of that.

Yes. I watched the first episode of One Piece and it was not good. The first episode of One Piece, I think I texted you. Did I text you? And I was like, dude, trash. I was like, the first episode and this is garbage. And then I watched-

Anime in general, usually a lot of the time, episode one sucks, so you have to do the same. But I love you two. And I try to nerd a little bit. Yep. So then I can come here and just, you know, dip a toe in your world. And so I want. Drop your dick in a little bit.

I'm in. And more ways than one. And I watched, I think, the first four or five episodes. And then it started getting good. I will say, however, and I don't know if this is intentionally, cause I've only seen a couple of cartoons. The black- The internet right there, just the cartoon. Yeah, the internet was like this.

I wanted to like this guy. The cartoons! Buffalo cop! Yeah, Buffalo cop, moss anime. Buffalo Cop mocks Japanese animation. Yeah, Japanese. Buffalo Cop mocks Japanese animation. You guys would do really good as local reporters in my town. The Battle of Ontario's on.

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One piece. More about potholes at 11. Fuck you. That's a good episode. Fat and angry. One piece. That's it. One piece.

What? One piece. Episode four. Episode four. Are you seeing red? You were talking about your cartoons. You were red? Oh.

Episode four. So is there's the in. You were talking about your cartoons. You were number, you were red. Oh, so. Episode four. So is, there's the, in. Manga, anime. It's in the anime. Yep. There's the black character with the long pointy nose and he has a slingshot. Yep.

Who's that? He's a bitch. So in, and I don't know if this was intentional or not, but in the episode that he first showed up in. Yep. He was annoying as fuck. Yeah. I know that he is the most annoying character. He's like, he charged our banks. the episode that he first showed up in, he was annoying as fuck. Yeah, I know that he is the most annoying character. He's like Charger Binks.

I wish that he just wouldn't exist. Anime does that, unfortunately. Anime does that, and they do it for seasons, unfortunately. You won't have like... For hundreds of episodes. And it sucks. Does he ever go away eventually? No.

Fuck. A lot of the times what happens with anime characters, they turn cool. Did he turn cool? Not him. But you have. You have Zeniso for Austin. Austin takes like 80 episodes. Usopp is there to make everybody else look better.

I mean, he could do it in less of a Jar Jar Binks way, though. You'd think, but he never will. And like the constant lying. Like, it's not even like it's in the way his character is. That's his characters. That's what he does. But it's not even funny. Like, it's not even entertaining the way that he lies.

It's just obnoxious. It's just like, oh, he opened his mouth again. Just more useless dialogue that I don't need in this episode that I just wish wouldn't happen. They made much less of Usopp than he actually is a part of the anime. It's much worse than the anime. Is he more obnoxious than the anime? Oh yeah, much worse. That's what sucks with anime.

When you have Asta as the main character of Black Clover and he is the most whiny bitch for like 80 episodes and then it goes to less. Deku's a good one because Deku, people bitch about Deku being a whiny teen kid. No, he's not the whiny one. It's the purple fucking, the pervert one. He's a good one because Deku, people bitch about Deku being a whiny teen kid. No, he's not the whiny one. It's the purple fucking, the pervert one. He's the annoying one.

Kind of like Anwa in the Prince of Diamonds or something. I'm sorry. I just made up stupid fucking words. I was like, I thought you were carrying me off guard. I was like, I've never heard of this. Anwa? Who's Anwa? Prince of Diamonds.

He was already Googling it. Yeah, I'm like, man, I've never heard of this anime. No, but anime, a lot of the time you have very annoying characters that cannot translate to real life situations and they put them in anyways. And then you have this weird. Who's the annoying character in Naruto? Naruto? I mean, think of. Is that how you say it? You sound like President Obama trying to go to Puerto Rico and say, Puerto Rico.

You're like fucking Ted Mosby. How many people have been to Japan right now? How many people have been to Japan? No, how many people have been to Japan? How many people have been to Japan? How many people have been to Japan? Buffalo Cop. Buffalo Cop.

Does Japanese racist impression. The last name is High. My family's from the Philippines. Right, yeah. And if it was Richard Haro, that would be appropriate. Why would his name be Haro?

It's Hello. I know. My last name is High. He made a joke about my name. I know. I know. My last name is Hi. He made a joke about my name. I mean, I'm not laughing, but I really like how smart that joke was. Was it smart? It was a smart joke. It was a good joke. It was a good joke.

It was a good joke. It was a solid joke. It was a quality. Just fucking shitting all over any interaction I try to make in this podcast. It's fine. It's good. I love you. Yeah.

No, it's fine. It's great. It's actually a different race. will say Mustang I'm trying to think of what the fuck we're talking about for one piece no I asked who the show I know how that correlates throughout different things and then he said who's the annoying or for all manga or anime and manga man man make other bomb on manga mom and he said who's the annoying guy in Naruto

Naruto Naruto Naruto see he doesn't he doesn't like Italian say like mozzarella look at it

it's called mozzarella like okay whatever like konnichiwa konnichiwa it's Sakura or Naruto himself are the annoying ones in that

yeah Naruto no but what were we talking about before One Piece before One Piece something happened anime Ahsoka Star Wars I haven't seen anything I've only seen reviews and I do you guys follow on this is a good topic nerd I thought yes he's got glasses on he's got a big beard it's nerd something daddy

got rid of my glasses no no you know you know you know YouTube YouTube yeah where the fuck are your glasses Kelly I got LASIK. You didn't notice that? No, that's weird that I didn't. Trust me, the comment section is always like, why is Batty's glasses not there? It's like, imagine trying to do something better. Did you lose money on LASIK?

Because weren't you sponsored by your glasses? Oh, no, so I was and I am still because I had prescription blue light glasses before. So good you should get LASIK. Well, blue light doesn't stop that. Blue light doesn't stop that. That's not how eyes work. Yeah. Yeah. Do you, Nick? I don't think you do. What up now?

Okay. Skinny electrician. Now I just have regular blue light glasses and prescription blue light glasses. I'm not the dumb one on this podcast anymore. You're great. You're doing great. I'm trying so hard. I'm really proud of you today. Buffalo Cop wins third in intelligence contest.

That's always, everything is going to be, that's the title. We just keep giving the titles of that. That's a medal. It's bronze. No, you're right. Ahsoka's fucking amazing. It feels like... He said you're right. But yeah, Ahsoka's fucking amazing. It feels like... He said you're right like I was a special ed kid.

You're right. I've never been so politely... He taps him on the head. The adults are talking. I've never been so politely shut up before in my entire life. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Okay.

Anyways, adults are talking. It just goes like this. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Okay. Anyways, adults are talking. It just goes like this. Oh, man. You know what's fucked up? Never in my life could I see myself being rude to a drill sergeant. I do not have a friend

that is... I have tons of military friends. Not a single one of them has ever been a drill sergeant before. Which is a terrifying thing. Because thank God I've never seen you wear your hat. Because I would. That's probably the one time I'd lock up with you.

I'd be like, oh, shit. Sorry, drill sergeant. I'd be like, why did I do that? I hate that. I watched the fucking Air Force brand new private, whatever the fuck Air Force E1s are called, a fuzzy in the Air Force. It's called Airman. Walking around at Parade Red.

Walking. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Walking! Fucking walking! I really hope your anger just shows me go, walking slows it down so I can watch this and you go walk. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Because I unfortunately still find myself at times when I'm just if I whatever's going on if I don't care or I'm going to yell that or what I'm just like all right. I just fucking I've done it. I still do it. San Antonio has obviously I think it's Lackland, right? Is it Lackland? It's Lackland. The massive Air Force base. Yeah.

There is tons of Air Force people. They're always on their pass because it's basic training as well as their A schooling or whatever the fuck it's called. Medics go down there, yeah. Yeah. All MPs everywhere. And I see them all the time. You always, you can spot them.

The new guy, yeah. The brand new, and he's walking with like his parents and shit around a target. He was walking around with his parents in his youth He was full uniform dress blues, whatever the fuck Air Force have just parade rest and I was like My favorite my favorite is to like look at them and go, no, no, no. And they slowly try to figure out what they're doing as I'm saying no. And then they fix it.

Yeah, and when they start fixing it, I go, yes, yes, yes. Like it's like boil, boil, boil. Ah, bring it back down. There it is, there it is. I'm not gonna murder you anymore. Yeah. Walking at parade rest. You want some rum? It's really good vodka or whiskey. I'll bring it back there it is I'm not gonna murder you anymore yeah walking everywhere you rest you want some rum it's really good vodka or okay get it we're gonna give some rum I want to see Nick on rum I'd like to taste it just

because it looks good it's really really good we're gonna have it from the bottle yeah that's a bad sign that's a good sign that I will say I seen an e5 the other day in the gas station, and his fucking boots were dangly. I was like, hey, so aren't your boots? Like, just respectfully, I was like, hey, so aren't your boots? Just like that real quick. He apologized.

I was like, why do you apologize to me? It's a beer. It's a spice. It is. I think. My favorite rum is Gaylord. My favorite rum. Not gay. But it's actually pretty good. Hemingway's rum. It's a word we're not supposed to say.

Okay, Tennessee. Oh, I thought you were going to say Florida. Don't say gay. Wait, is it Tennessee or who? Well, Tennessee has the Gaylord Opera, the massive mall. It's called the Gaylord. We have those in Texas, too. Do we really?

Yeah, Gaylord. There's a lot of stuff in Texas. I don't. So the Gaylord Opry is here. In Tennessee. No, it's Tennessee. Tennessee, Florida, and a couple other places. Tennessee's the real one, though.

The original. They're gangster, if you've ever been to one. It's got like a botanical garden. It's fucking insane. Have you seen the one in Dallas? No. It's in a fucking dome. It's an entire separate.

There is a shopping village. There's a hotel in a dome. See, we have to have our botanical gardens in a dome in New York because it's New York. You get it. New York. What else were we talking about? We don't have to worry about a topic. We just start bolstering about things.

Osaka. Florida! It's called Osaka. Soka. Batty, this is why I love it. What you just did it's not my bad but you might like it are you looking at your notes yeah i'm gonna throw a cup at you i swear to god do you want an empty no i want to use the full one i want it to make a like a no it was

because of that it's what world would you live in would you live in star wars dc marvel like if you had your choice of anime marvel dc star wars what universe would you live in you wars dc marvel like if you had your choice of anime marvel dc star wars bro that's not even a question you have to pick star wars why you don't pick star wars you're fucking dumb i don't know about that there is an empire that is running the show no no no when you're talking star wars versus like marvel and dc. You're comparing a universe to one world We getting fucked up by aliens that's true every three years Thanos is snapping his fingers. There's portals opening up Rich is gone

Now what is the news gonna talk about wait so angry white cop dies? They're like they made me a bad guy and i die that's it like i i have to be this guy because it's who i am go ahead um please so we're saying hey which world would you live in universe like thanks dad whatever no not whatever big difference so like we're just we're ourselves living in this fucking world. You might get a power, you might not, but. Hey guys, we have a really big problem. Are we out of time?

That's green now. What's running along? I don't know. What is going? We four, I four minute that card beforehand. I'm not that drunk. Yeah, now it's recording. Ready? This's my favorite part

hey guys we don't know how much audio we lost but I just looked over and our thing that said four plus hours suddenly said it wasn't recording anymore that's after thank you Nick fucking cameras did that too I tried to start and then Betty interrupted me because he because he fucked up the audio. You're right. I'm so pissed. What the fuck? We wiped that car. I formed that vision.

Nobody really likes to bring up that Krillin's the most powerful human on earth. We've talked about this so much. Oh, shut up. He's a fucking bald bitch from a bald bitch. Excuse me. Tattoo some fucking stars in my forehead and then make me cry all the time. First of all, that's Krillin. Did you just tell a story about crying all the time?

He's got the infrastructure desk. Not in front of the homies. We were just talking about crying. I fucking, we were just saying, it's like crying. Krillin's not watching a movie. That's when he compartmentalizes, right? Yeah. That's when he should be on.

Remember when Krillin had hair? Yeah. Yeah, he did. Semi. It was after the Cell saga leading into the Boo saga. That's when he should be on. Remember when Krillin had hair? Yeah, he did. Semi. It was after the Cell saga leading into the Boo saga. He had a full Vegeta fucking shitty hairline. He was just fucking banging. I feel so bad for Krillin.

Because his best friend's the hero. I get it. He's a short idiot. I just remember like every time he grew, any time Krillin gets a bullseye with anything, you're like, I'm going to fucking cut cells head off with a destructo disc. No effect.

Just anything he does. I hate that. I hate, I just watched that scene like two nights ago where it's like perfect. So happy. And destructo disc. And it just goes like breaks. So I was like,

huh? That's great. Bullshit. You're dead. It's like, ah, And destruction is and it just feels like breaks sounds like huh? That's great bullshit Your dad's is I app Krillin's the guy that goes up to Superman with a pair of brass knuckles and goes doesn't work You look like Krillin. I will say no I said that already. Oh, okay. Have you guys read? No, listen to Superman when he's on Russia's side Red Sun are I forget what it's called. Go get a cola. Red Sun. I forget what it's called.

Let me get you some ice. The Sickle. Superman was in Russia. You make it. I'll get ice. I know what you're talking about, but I don't know what he's called. Oh, the communist Superman. Oh, yeah. What's his face?

Hungry. Hungry Man. Hungry Man. Yes. Hungry Man. But it's crazy. He lands and then Russia's like, hey, what's hey here you go and then he adopts russia's lifestyle and that's where he's like this is good this is what we need we need communism

yeah it's an entire series fucking stupid taste that see if it's strong enough you might need a splash more of uh rum and a splash more cola i trust trust you. Let me get this recorded. Are we still talking? Wait, are we shitting on communism now? Yes! Keep the communism going. Keep the communism going. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast.

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and research to help you understand what's health and what's hype. There's a lot of wild stuff out there, so we'll be keeping it science-based, research-informed, and practical. Mayo Clinic's On Nutrition. New episodes every other week, wherever you get your podcasts. Whose is it? How dare you? The main problem with fucking communism

is all these fucking nerds get on and talk about how communism is fucking better because they manufacture more tanks during a world... I just said that... I know, go ahead. I just said a bartender had a nice rack. That's all I said. Ribbons or boobs?

I'll agree with that. God, she is dumb as shit, but she is just a pretty girl i'll tell you what it's a lot of ice for your rum are you okay yeah i'd hang out that's my so back to communism anyways what do you want to know communism superman tell me what you want to know i like how uh stalin was one of the first guys to do uh photoshop and well oh no he wasn't the first nor the last. That's been for ages.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. There was a man called Hitler that was right above him. And he was killing the Jews. And then before that, we had... How many...

There's been a lot of times. There's been a lot of genocides. I mean, you can just talk about the Crusades. Like both between the Christians and Christians. The questions. Wow. Hi. White cop barely speaks English, hates black people.

You're like, I just said questions. I'm trying to whitewash history. The questions and the Muslims were funny. I'm just trying to make sure that this is monetized on YouTube. I'm just trying to make sure this is monetized. Zero chance this episode makes it great. No, we're going to click the four kids box. The Quistis and the Muswums.

The Quistis and the Muswums were fighting against one another, and they were making each other's swathes after each battle. And then all of a sudden, there was many massacres. I saw Kingdom of Hedon or Linda Bloom. I wanted to watch that because... Such a good movie.

It's a great movie. I saw it. It's a really good fucking job movie. It's a great movie. The guy with the silver face... Leprosy. Oh, he had leprosy? Yeah. That's why he had the mask. Leprosy is curable now, is it not?

Now, back then, not so much. No shit, dude. And our fucking president died of polio in 1930. I know how the fucking science works. I wore a mask everywhere for a fucking year and a half, okay? I get it. And guess who doesn't have polio? So why did you start the combo with, will leprosy

be curable now? I just stated a fact. People know, Eli. Sorry. I'm on your side. People breathe oxygen. Oh, yeah. O2 is a very good thing. That's basically what happened. I don't even know what the fuck I'm on your side. People breathe oxygen. Oh, yeah. O2 is a very good thing.

That's basically what happened. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about now. Because I was agreeing with you. The Mustang or the Camaro. I was just trying to be nice. To be like, oh, yeah, leprosy. That's curable now. Please tell me more.

I'm invested in your conversation. Armadillos can give you leprosy? Yeah, I did. Thank you very much,adillos can give you leprosy? Yeah, I did. Thank you very much, Batty. Do you see how that goes? You wonder why people want to build a wall. You're rude people. You people are very rude.

You got loud music playing all the time. You've got a fantastic work ethic. But you know what? We'd like to join in on the family parties every once in a while. Not when there's a loud noise complaint and the cops show up and you bribe us with tacos. Although delicious and we like that every time. Eli, do you have any tacos? Yes. My pocket tacos.

Buffalo cop extorts tacos. Dude, Hispanics are like ninjas. They have, instead of pocket sand, it's pocket tacos. Sir, why are you driving without a license? Pocket tacos. Pocket tacos. If the name of this episode isn't pocket tacos i'd be fucking pissed pocket tacos there it is i can just get i'm writing it down from you pocket tacos yeah it's a skit that's i picture you kicking in the doors of my house

you're like freeze and four tacos for tacos just a wall next to you Wait, no, not like it. Just ours. No just pocket tacos and like you'd throw a quesadilla at me And I'm like, huh and I'm like, oh this looks delicious and like 30 Hispanics run through the door Yeah, and it's like an Ion s raid it's it's it's a Ice ice. Yeah, it's an ice raid. I like how we just had a jazz band. You started. I didn't want to leave you alone there.

Thank you. The word ice comes out. Two white people started a jazz band. Where's that from? It's a movie. Racism. It's white people. What's that from? White people.

Is this because white people stick together? It's racism? Yeah. No, it isn't. You guys said something about Mexicans basically we gotta stick together like yeah what's that bat your first reaction with that but what movie is that from why was that your reaction of where did that statement to the left to the right of me over here. Two white people shake hands. Now somebody else is struggling with the left and right. It's not funny. But when I do it... I just like your first reaction. What movie is that?

That's history, my friend. It sounded like a movie quote. We got to stick together. Sounds like a movie quote. That sounds like every movie quote. I'm just going to enjoy my drink over here. Maybe it was a specific movie and a scenario that he was referencing

and I wanted to be like, out of focus. I'm just trying to figure out the context of the conversation and you just come over and shit at me. Anyway, I had a funny thing I was going to say about white people getting together. If it's two Italians or two Irishmen getting

together, all of a sudden it's all about like, oh, what a great culture. The second it's an Italian and Irishman, the clan's involved. Now, Batty, say your line. We've got to stick together. Yeah.

Ask what movie that's from. This plays out even better now. I saw this in Django Unchained one time. No, wait. I remember what movie it's from. I remember what movie. American History X. Eli, can I talk to you by the curb? So Ahsoka

was really good. Oh, yeah. What were we talking about? So Ahsoka was really good. Oh yeah, what were we talking about? You were going to talk about that. I wanted to talk about Ahsoka. That was Star Wars. Hey, shut up guy. Go on. I agree. He's trying to take us off the rails. I know, I'm with you.

He's a fucking professional. We're going to talk about Ahsoka, which is obviously directed by Dave Filoni, who's the guy who did a lot of the Clone Wars. Yeah, because I knew that. A lot of the Rebels. And his name rhymes with Filoni. Penis Filoni, what'd you say? Filoni, Filoni. I'm on your side, Barry.

His name rhymes with Filoni. Ahsoka's really good. Okay, so Nerd Roddick. Sure. Do you know the... Wow, that's a throat. That's a cult. Wow, you were trying to think of that for a while.

Well, I mean... It's been 33 minutes. Oh, my brain wasn't focused on it. I can only handle one thing at a time. I'm proud of you because that's more than I can do. Have you heard of Nerd Roddick? Yeah. Okay.

He's actually going to hopefully go on a podcast soon. I hope he does. So we'll get him right now. We're trying. Oh, we're going to fucking work it out. You want to arrest him? Hey,

why? Local cops arrest poor nerd. No, no, I need that white on white crime. Confucius once said what? Jurisdiction. He's redheaded. Jurisdiction is relative. I don't know. I do a shot in the dark. Confucius definitely need that. White on white crime. Confucius once said, what? Jurisdiction. He's redheaded.

Jurisdiction is relative. I don't know. I do a shot in the dark. Confucius definitely said that. Play-Doh. Anyway. Ahsoka. Ahsoka.

Nerd Roddick was talking about it, and I didn't watch it. And I want to say this. I like Nerd Roddick's stuff. He's an interesting point of view. Yeah. But I also feel like a lot of it is just like bitching about shit and not talking about the good stuff, right? Yeah.

I'm like – Nerd culture. It's nerd culture, and I love that he's so informative. He knows so much. He has a wealth of knowledge about nerd culture. But all of his videos that are banging big, and I feel like he's kind of taking advantage of that. He's only shitting on stuff. I'd like to see what he likes and then juxtapose what he likes versus what he doesn't like about something. There's a lot of stuff he doesn't like. I'm excited to talk to him about all the things he don't like.

Because everything in the Disney world, he's like, this is trash. This is horrible. Everything is bad from Disney. And you're like, dude, not everything is garbage. Tangled was great. Right? I love Tangled. They had the one-offs.

I named my dog Mooshu, okay? That's great. Right? I love Tangled. They had the one-offs. I named my dog Mushu, okay? Oh, that's a good one. I love that. Oh, yeah. Well, you're a history buff. That makes sense. You're weird. I'll make a man out of you.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Be as strong as a flying tiger. Be a man. Ba-bam, bam, bam. Some typhoon BANG Tiger! Be a man! Ba-bam-bam-bam! Is it some typhoon? Bestest Be a man! All fight to death!

Dennis the Crouching Tiger! Mysterious as The dark side of the moon! Ba-bam-bam-bam! I just was like- Dude, I got goosebumps. Look at the disappointment- Holy shit, you do!

I'm- I'm- I'm Mulan. Look at the disappointment on Eli's face as he's like, fuck, we just got a copyright strike. Disney has copyright strictness. I'm like, they're going to finish this. Ahsoka, then we're going to talk about. Okay. Please continue this long. Favorite Disney movies.

Yes. Hercules. No. Not this. Ahsoka. To be fair. Your thing. Your thing.

Ahsoka. Mm-hmm. Episode four just released. I was got to be fair. Your thing, your thing. Ahsoka. Mm-hmm. Episode four just released. I was just going to say. And it was probably the best episode of anything Star Wars related since Revenge of the Sith. Okay. I almost said lucky. Better than, it's been better than Mandalorian.

Okay, Revenge of the Sith. The actual, like, original season of Mandalorian. I haven't seen it. Okay. But I'm skeptical because Mandalorian I love. No. I will say it involves Mandalorians because obviously it touches on

the whole premise of Ahsoka is about Rebels which has Sabine Wren who is an actual Mandalorian. Sabine? Sabine Wren. Oh sorry. Don't fuck. Is it Mandalorians or Mandalorii? You're wrong. I'm asking. it mandalorians or mandalori i you're wrong i'm asking it's been more as a question okay you know the nerds in high school that you wanted to be

friends with but they wouldn't let you be their friends because of the stupid shit they would say no no you're all right no it was me that was me no you've got tattoos you're why didn't that well actually i did that never had tattoos tattoos is blend in with my shirt asshole Speaking of crimes against humanity You've got a grunt style duck on their fucking shirt Yeah, okay, it's with the the American flag tattooed on its wing. Well, obviously, he's got a basic training. What's the quack bang, homie?

The one that starts at the beginning of every one of my videos. Does your duck have more deployments than you? Yeah, for sure. 100%. G-Man, I want a slow push in right now of Rich staring. Stop directing. You were on camera! Stop it! No!

Put your hand down! Stop it! It's not funny anymore. I like how I flip. Oh, you can just cut that out. I talked to the guy now. He told me not to do it, but I did it. Ahsoka. So Ahsoka's absolutely phenomenal. It really is.

Well, what's her face that plays Ahsoka is a phenomenal actress. She also is the original voice actress of Ahsoka from the Clone Wars. It started off with like that weird 3D Clone Wars. Oh, I didn't know that. It wasn't like a cartoon. It was that 3D kind of stuff. Well, Clone Wars originally, there was the cartoon, the same Samurai Jack style. That's her voice?

It's the voice actor from the 3D Clone Wars. It's her. I had no idea. It's literally the actor that plays her. I watched that cartoon growing up as a kid. I had no idea. It is. That it was a hot chick from Clerks 3.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. All right. Everybody get quiet for a second. Thank you. Well, hot chick. So, yes. The hot chick so yes we're nerds the hot

chick in the green uh what is her actual era so her name is harrah but what's her act the actress that plays her i don't i don't know her name general send to a harrah harrison so everybody knows that girl right yes she's in so many like odd movies i don't know why i don't know why she's never she's never in a in a in a highfalutin tootin like billion dollar movie. Oh my God. That's Mary Elizabeth Weinstein. She's like. She's a very big actor.

Yes. But like I've never seen her in like a big good movie. She always plays like a secondary character. Well, it's. Okay. So too. I don't understand the aura around her as an actress. Because everybody holds her in super high regard.

It's like, oh my God, she's here. She's so talented. She's so great. But she's never like, it's a TV show. Pulled in a box office. But that's the difference. It's a TV show. I mean, she was Scott Pilgrim versus the world.

She was. But it's a TV versus a movie. Correct. That's her biggest thing. Yeah, probably. It's 20 years ago? 20 years ago? TV versus a thing. Yeah, probably. 20 years ago? 20 years ago? TV versus a movie.

What TV shows do you watch? I watch Suits. That's not a new show. That's been fucking done for a decade. It has. I didn't know the main actor's name until last week. That's just because you're wrong. That's why I'm asking you're wrong and that's why

i'm asking you what is okay i don't give a fuck about suits no not not even suits any tv show any netflix show what's one of your what are your top three netflix shows if it's not a blockbuster hollywood movie i watch rudy from alpha investments on youtube for the majority of the time, if it's not a top blockbuster movie, you're not going to know. If it's a Netflix original or a TV series, you're not going to know their name. That's not true. I watch movies like Mr. Holland's Opus,

or like Fried Green Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Series from Netflix. Throw your cup in his face. Just throw it. Okay, other than Mando. You watched Mandalorian, right? Yeah, I did. Just throw it. Okay, other than Mando. You watched Mandalorian, right?

Who plays the female Mandalorian that is the Forger? She wears a fucking helmet. What do you mean? Gary Busey's daughter? Why would you say that? Who is also the Mandalorian? I don't know. Exactly. Shut the fuck up.

I was proving a point because I don't fucking know. That was the worst way to try to prove the point you're trying to make ever. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. name. She's a famous actress. She's been around. Does that prove the point better? No. She's a famous actress. Scratch head. She's been in multiple.

You gotta give us a second. Hold on. We're done. But the girl in green has been in so many places and in so many movies as tertiary characters. And it's like, I don't. Why? Why is she like. Rise. Kata. Ra. Ba. Mmm. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. Arugula. It's like, I don't... Why? Why is she like... Rise, Katana...

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Arugula. No, not Arugula. Arugula Katana. That's in your salad. Bo Katan. That's her name.

What's her actress? What's her real name? Bo Katan. I just don't know what movies that she's been good at. Why do I have to know an actress's name? And every time she's in a movie and like they go- I couldn't tell you Mary Elizabeth Weinstein's name. I'm so confused at the point we're trying to make right now.

Yeah, what is the point you're making? If you're in a TV series or Netflix series, for the most part, if you're Amanda or whatever, unless you are in a big Hollywood blockbuster, you're not going to have your name remembered. But she does. She's constantly everywhere. You don't know her name. Well, that doesn't blockbuster, you're not going to have your name remembered. But she does. She's constantly everywhere. You don't know her name. Well, that doesn't matter. You just don't know her fucking name. My point is not that I don't know her name.

My point is 1 out of 7 billion people don't know. She's literally one of the main directors from the Mandalorian series. That's what you're known for. You're from the Mando series. You're not Tom Cruise. It's this separation. It's weird.

You're dumb. How? I just proved that. No. Because you were like. Yeah, because I don't know every director's, every actress's name. What's her name? Because you're like.

Who starred in. Who is Mando's name? Pedro Pascal. Why do you know that? Because he's a fucking A-list celebrity. Yes. Name one A-list celebrity that is a Netflix original actor. Everybody from House of Cards.

Name a name. Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey's wife. I forget her name, though. But I know her face. No, Eli. That doesn't make any sense. Eli.

Kevin Spacey's wife. I forget her name name she's an a-lister I'm like your point doesn't make sense just because people can't remember actor actors names that might you're comparing somebody's that like Tom Cruise the most famous human in the world my side no no your dog makes no sound what I think you missed my point and he went on a tangent. Yeah. My point. You're comparing the most famous actors in the world to be like, oh, they're not Netflix actors.

Netflix? Yeah. No shit, you fuck. I need your. That makes no sense. I need your. I need your. I need your.

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I need your. I need your. I need your. I need your. I need your. I need your. I need your. My thing is that this girl that played the green character in the show, right?

Mary Elizabeth Weinstein. Mary Elizabeth Weinstein. All right. People, not us, not viewers, right? People in the acting sphere love her. They drool over her and they think she's amazing and like everything that she does. But here's the thing. From an outsider looking in at her career, I don't understand why everybody loves her.

Because she's been in a lot of weird, strange movies that are not blockbusters, where she's not like a stellar actress where she blows people out of the water. Yet here she is and in a very bad analogy of this or a breakdown of this is like Adam Sandler bringing around Rob Schneider Rob Schneider is funny on his own and was able to do some small side work right on his own but he oh he was only there with Adam Sandler and I feel like that's her thing she makes friends with like all these actors andes, and they all super love her and think she's amazingly talented. But none of that comes across on the screen to the viewer. So I don't know why Hollywood loves her, because she's a darling in Hollywood for actors and actresses and directors, et cetera.

But I don't see it. So I'm asking the group, what do you see that I'm not seeing in this female as an actor? It's salt. As an actress. It's salt. Salt? Yeah. It's like she's not like the main character material, but like she elevates everybody else.

She has flavor. But I don't even see her doing that and stuff, except for Scott Pilgrim. What's that? Oh, 10 Cloverfield Lane. She was the main girl from that. It was a wonderful movie. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. I'll give you that. Yeah. 10 Cloverfield Lane was probably her most recent one where I thought it was stellar. movie yeah okay yeah i'll give you that yeah 10 10 cloverfield lane was probably her most recent one where i thought it was stellar good movie good movie very good movie and scott pilgrim great movie amazing but like two movies like that do not a robert de niro make so why is she like cast in these things and have all this power glow she's like salt she elevates the other actors around her and they start requesting her.

I guess. Okay. That makes sense. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, I still don't see that. If you worked with her though and you're like, oh fuck, she's awesome. I want her. In a lot of our top 10 videos.

I'm a giant piece of shit. That's why. Because he's not talented. He makes everybody around him look more talented. I make you guys look like geniuses. I'm a fucking moron. Hey, that's my line. Stop deprecating humor as me. No, no, no. Wait, wait.

Thank you for watching the subscribe podcast. Fuck Eli's point. Eli knows I'm bad at streaming. As always, we're going to have our two fat and angry guests. We're going to find you. Go. FatElectrician.com Angry cops on YouTube. I think I destroyed the audio by accident. Channel 4 News is where you can find Rich.

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