Unsubscribe Podcast - 13 - No Happy Endings ft. Caleb Francis

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

WE LOST DONUT AGAIN.  But we found Caleb again!  We're all sooooo busy (not Baddie), Hopefully we'll be back on schedule soon!  Todays podcast is full of fat jokes, man love, CALEB, a TON of Sushi Ghosts and anime! Enjoy the trainwreck!  Donut will be back for Ep14!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I can do it with one of those. Do it again. That was good. Oh my god, it's been so long. It's almost been two weeks since we recorded a podcast. Oh, we're so bad. Everyone's been so busy lately. Hey, guys.

Welcome to Unsubscribe with, as you can tell, Donuts Gained Weight. I'm bigger now. And the mustache is gone. And it's blonde. Can you give us our best, hey, everyone, Donut here. Can you? Yeah. Hey, everyone, Donut here.

That's basically the same guy. We got Battydie streams in the house We got Eli underscore double tap and let's just start this episode off with one of my favorite quotes from the last time you were On I didn't make any fat jokes But I always make them cuz of baddie, okay, so someone pointed out much better Yeah, but somebody pointed out. It's like huh notice Eli didn't make any fat jokes in this round. The reply, that's because they outnumber him four to one. Honestly,

we could eat you. I was dying laughing. You ever see that scene on Attack on Titan? Yeah. Literally any of them. You're literally, Caleb's running naked. Caleb,

do you want to film? I think we should do that. We should do that. We should chase Eli to that house. Yeah, running naked You want to film I think I we should do we should chase you out of that Would you guys do today? Oh, we just got naked in jp You guys just make sounds I have to like jump and like no I don't quiet Yeah, they're quiet. They can hear our feet slapping across the floor I'm like breathing heavy crying I'd let oh man. No, that's a good morning. Yeah, that'd be good. Should we do we? Do we have to get like some like skin colored underwear to hide our junk? Maybe so.

Or just like some tights. Oh, we're actually filming this. I thought we were just going to do it just for fun. Oh, yeah. No. I thought this was just going to be for fun. Yeah, we'll get. Just three dudes hanging out.

I thought we were just going to do this for fun. It sounds like a Sunday. You guys can catch me and tickle me. You guys hold me down. I don't know. We let you know. Gotcha. Eating you like we tickle him naked.

We tickle him until his clothes fall off. Welcome to the episode. We've had a lot of pent up. Yeah, we haven't got to talk in a while. Stuff. It's like the hardest part about doing a podcast is like you're like oh my god this new. Nope we got to hold it. We'll hold it. And then we go to brunch

drink too much and then talk about everything we were talking about on the podcast. They're like well I mean might as well just keep drinking and not film today. That happens too. A lot. A lot. We're going to do photos for April 1st. So Eli myself and Donut

all got together. Caleb showed up after. We all went and got dinner one night waiting for the lighting to get right at night. And we're like, we're all going to go to Walmart. We're going to buy shitty button-up shirts and some salmon-colored shorts.

And we're going to go take an April Fool's photo of us three announcing our engagement to our beautiful thruple with John there. And we're going to go take an April Fool's photo of us three announcing our engagement to our beautiful thruple with John there and it was going to be a wonderful thing and then we got too drunk that's it that's the whole story it happens one thing led to another and then it was

10pm fuck you Eli it was April 1st we had a good time we did zero content uh literally no content per usual we just drank wait no i posted something oh i posted a photo of me and donut together i was like this man makes no that was april 4 it was the morning of april 1st because he took that photo the day before but he didn't post it anywhere and he sent it to me and i was like i know i'm gonna do this this and that morning it was like 10am I posted it and I was like this man makes me so happy

I'm just blessed or something like that it was doting me up just like cuddling and shit and everyone was just like I knew it I knew it what's going on we knew it all along but is it real or not because they're always actually

kissing good one but for real those are friendship kisses We knew it all along. It's like, okay, but is it real or not? Because they're always actually kissing. Good one, but for real. Yeah, but those are friendship kisses. Friendship, yeah. There's nothing like a bunch of dudes. Yeah, buddy kisses. Just some buddy kisses. If you ain't kissing your homie goodnight,

are you really homies? Yeah, you don't care for him. See, thank you. That's how I look at it. When you're in a relationship, you kiss your partner goodnight. Why wouldn't you do that when in a friendship? Like, honestly, I love my bros more than any woman.

Probably easily, yeah. Side note, Caleb, your video where you're like, Why wouldn't you do that when a friendship like honestly, I love my bros more than any woman so easily side note Caleb your video where you like filled my diaper Dude, I was uncomfortable making it, man. Dude, that lip bite at the end. Yeah, that is what... It's full if you want to change it. What she wakes up to, I was like, mother of God. Your content on TikTok is so... There's the bar. There's Caleb. It's so perfectly uncomfortable yet at the same time you're always like i want to know more but i don't but like if i knew more i wouldn't be upset about it like you never know what's gonna happen

yeah uh uh there's always that sucker punch at the end like it's like oh this is weird okay and then he punches you in the face with the... It's a... One of my new favorite things, too, when we discuss you, and this has happened a few times now, they're like, oh, yeah, Caleb... Man, that dude's funny. That voice he makes up. It's my real voice. That's what we talk about. Man, it's so weird, because I know, and I say it all the time, I'm like, man, I have

such... Especially for my body, and I'm like, man, I have such, like, because, especially for, like, my body. And I'm like, man, I have such a weird voice. I wish I had a deeper voice that was cooler. But then I'm like, but do I? Because then I couldn't do all this cool stuff. Your comedy. And make all these, like, goofy sounds. You have, like, a new level of deadpan humor.

Yeah. Because it's deadpan, but with a twist. Because you have that straight-faced bullshit. Oh, my God. I just want to do a video where it's like he's a monster in a closet and it's like that. It's talking. I just see a darkness talking to me. It's like,

hey Eli, how you doing? I'm like, hey monster, what's up? I'm just having a hard day. I'm like, you sound sad and small. Show yourself, monster. I walk. Okay, turn the light on. I'll squeeze through the door. Yes. Oh Jesus, oh Jesus. Show yourself monster Caleb here

Like dub monsters It's like a John Goodman but with Caleb's voice oh no mother of god it's so weird man I hear a lot of like weird comments about my voice it's perfect

yeah cause people will always be like and uh people will always be like man your voice really like either doesn't match you or they're like

I can't tell if it's a joke or if that's just how you normally talk but lately it's gotten to where a lot like I see it a lot they're like, I can't tell if it's a joke or if that's just how you normally talk. But lately it's gotten to where a lot, like I see it a lot. They're like, man, I love your voice.

They're like, your voice is so soothing. It's the best thing ever. Like every time they're like, I love watching your videos. I wish that you would read a book in a store, in a video and just, I could watch it before bed.

I was like, I might do that. That might be fun, but it's so random. Cause I've always been like self-conscious. Could you read me 50 Shades of Grey? I might, I might do that. That might be fun. Oh, my God. But it's so random because I've always been, like, self-conscious. Could you read me Fifty Shades of Grey? I might. I might do that.

Maybe I'll read that. There's that laugh he always does. For people to. The break. Yeah, that break. Always. For people to listen to before they go to bed. Just me reading, like, the most raunchy.

Just some fuck up shit. Oh, man. Not this part again. She grabbed the shaft of the pillar and massaged his cold or his hot, warm eggs. At that point, she moaned. Oh, I'm so harsh. I'm like, damn it, I love it.

I'm so uncomfortable, but I love it. Okay. First, Caleb, I have to thank you for entering me. You've never thanked me. Ghost of Tsushima. Sushi Ghost.

Sushi Ghost is the greatest game. It's so good. I'm upset. I've played it so goddamn long. I do not get addicted to like we've discussed this it's hard to get into

first player games. You don't stream them. Yeah, anymore. Yeah, and at our age and the older you get you're just like I don't have time for this. This is a waste of time.

This is the first time at night like after stream I'm like well i could watch anime i could do something before bed but there's i got a i got a quest to do i have to go get one i'll do one quest i'll do a quick side quest yeah just one four hours later my samurai is covered in blood and mud it's like the sixth key to go seku's armor i must complete this now put on the armor that means is that exciting yeah bro you'll see and then you're like oh man it's 3 a.m i stayed up way too late and i haven't done that in a video game in so long okay so i'm not very far in ghosts you know the very first time you fight the Khan, whatever his fucking name is,

when you lose and you kick stuff off the bridge? I almost beat him. Dude, yeah. I was so close to beating him. I haven't even looked that up. I don't know. I wonder if it just cuts it and then he just throws you off or something.

It was like maybe a third of his damage. I was dodging like a motherfucker, breaking. I was like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. This is like fucking Dark Souls level boss. I was getting my ass whooped, but I'm alive still, not getting hit. And then I got kicked off the bridge, and I was so upset, man. I was like, this is the play.

I thought you could. I was like, I'm supposed to lose this fight, right? Or I thought that was going to be the difficulty tone set. I was like, this is the first boss. I was like, Eli said this was a Dark Souls. What the fuck? I missed it. Whooped.

I got a little nervous at first. I was like, oh, fuck, man. Because he whipped my ass. Because I just wasn't fucking ready for it. I was like, oh, fuck. And he just hit me with a bunch of combos. And then I was like, well, OK. Maybe this was supposed to happen.

And then a cut scene happened. I'm like, OK, good. Yeah, it's always those. I wonder if you can win that fight. You probably can. There has to be a cutscene happened. I'm like, okay, good. Yeah, it's always those. I wonder if you can win that fight. You probably can. There has to be a way. I bet you don't win it. I bet it cuts to it, and then he fucking kicks you off.

Yeah, maybe so. I bet you almost beat him, and then he pulls some sneaky Mongol shit, and he throws dirt in your face and then kicks you over the bridge. I'm glad that's what killed you. Not the giant axe, the dirt in my face. Sneaky Mongolongrel stuff. Dirt in my face. Fuck you, Sam.

Oh, damn. Oh, what the fuck, man? Hey, this is bullshit. Dude, this is the intro. Okay, so if everybody doesn't play this game, we're going to talk about some spoilers. Just fucking deal with it. Fuck off if you're not here. The intro, when the guy's like, I challenge you, and he walks out.

And then they just light him on fire. Yeah. I was like, oh.'s all that coming this is too easy this is how we mitigate i thought it was like shot with an arrow like yeah the gate like no they just go hard and it's just dude you just feel like you're in that world that's what i like batty you're just you're you're just i'm like two hours in three hours in four hours in I don't know how long I've played I realized I didn't save until I left for the podcast

today though I've been playing I think it's auto saves oh my god I didn't know I haven't turned the playstation off I've just been playing sushi ghost

just non-stop oh yeah but that game like where you are I don't even know how far are you you're just the girl saved you right

yeah I'm past that and then I had to pick between helping her know how far you are. You're just, the girl saved you, right? Yeah, past that. And then I had to pick between helping her brother and finding my sensei. You're just, dude. I saved the sensei, and now I'm almost at Lady Adachi? You have like 20 hours until you go to Act 2. Yeah. If you do everything on the map, yeah. Dude, it's so good.

And how big that map is, because you'll just ride and ride and ride. See, I didn I think the map Felt that big I got from I accidentally went and started saving the bitches sister brother But you're on like if you open the map back. It's Okay, that's one section. Yeah, like it gets Third one is the biggest one. Yeah, remember I think the second one's huge Yeah, I can't remember which one it was like one of the other ones is the biggest section? I can't remember. I think the second one's huge. Yeah. I can't remember which one it was. Like one of the other ones is the biggest section of the map. From early morning workouts that need a boost to late night drives that need vibes, a good playlist can help you

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for details. So, it's a pretty huge map. And you just go back like after you get to Act 2, you go back to Act 1 and you're like, oh now I gotta do this, this and this and explore. And you're like oh now I got to do this this and this And explore look oh my god is so good Yeah, cuz there's so much shit that you like unlock as you play this or do that back on the first part Okay, I have one question. There's all the cool armor stuff. Can I just get some like badass robes? No fucking armor Ronan? Yeah, the wrong and then there's the one is my favorite gear That's all I want, dude. I just want to be a bad...

Yeah. No, you get the... You get a gangster... The cool hat that's like in his eyes. You get a gangster black rice hat. Yeah. That's like over his eyes. It's just this one.

It has red fringe on it. And you walk around and you go... Where? Just tell me. This is the Ronin Samurai. So you know how they said, hey, if you go get the grass... Or what are they called?

Yeah, the grass tribe or something like that. Straw hats. Yeah, the straw hats. Straw hats. I haven't gone that far yet. It's right here, like right near you. So you get that and you upgrade that armor. And then you just, like, that was my favorite armor for the long.

I literally just switched it last night. Because you get an increase in attack damage. Like a major increase. I don't care about anything else. I'm going to be the most honorable. I'm not doing any sneaky boy shit. I know there's all sorts of cool sneaky stuff. I got these.

I just got kunai. I think they make you do a few of them. I think they make you for a couple of the missions. Yeah, they do. Yeah, you got to do some sketchy shit. Because, yeah, it'll get later. What if I just don't have to? What if I don't have to, unfortunately?

I think you have to. Because it'll be like, it'll get to a part where it's like, use this move. And you're like, oh. And you cannot trust. I know exactly what you're talking about. You cannot do anything else. Like, you can't even attack. You've got to press that button, yeah.

That's the only thing I was like, ah. So, you know how, but you want the rice hat and you want the. I was like, I want to be Ninja Scroll. Jube from Ninja Scroll. You'll find so many, like, just random hidden, like, the straw to be Ninja Skrull. Jube from Ninja Skrull. You'll find so many just random hidden straw hats just everywhere throughout the map. You'll end up having 10 or 15 different straw hats.

How many straw hats do you own? In real life or in... Real life. I have one straw hat. I was a real bitch. How many straw hats do you have? None, but I'm a ginger. I'm not Asian, Eli.

I'm not Asian. It's not expected for me to have straw hats. I'm a ginger Eli and blackface or never never gonna do that. I think that might be called political Robert Downey jr. Yeah, he made it out It wasn't 2020 When did that come out? When did Tropic Thunder come out? Like 2009 Yeah Something like that Because it was in When I was in high school

2008, 2009 Somewhere around there More safe period Yeah It's a more safe period I've seen an interview I've seen an interview about that And he was like

Yeah he's like Thank God that Ben Stiller Played who he did That's where everyone Simple Jack is People going mad at And he was like, yeah, he's like, thank God that Ben Stiller played who he did. That's where everyone, simple jackets for people got them bad at. He took all the heat off of me. I was like, okay, that makes sense, yeah. Imagine an actor having to pretend to be an actor acting in a movie. Just a dude playing another dude dressed as another dude.

I'm a dude disguised as a dude dressed as's a dude the dude doesn't know what duty is so good what do you mean you people what do you mean you mean you people Tropic Thunder will forever go down it's one of my favorite movies it really is oh man it's the pink four leaf tay bag

and his fake ass busted hands he's walking around I love the pussy booty sweat booty sweat Fake ass busted hands He's walking around Oh little pussy Booty sweat Yeah booty sweat Booty sweat Busting up bars and booty sweat Oh good

God What were we talking about Ghost of the Sea Yeah Ghost of the Sea We went on that You dude You're batty So thanks for making me come film

This bullshit ass shit podcast Instead of playing Sushi Ghost I know we ruined it And you're going to have such a good time playing it next round I can't I got to go home and stream I'm going to stream all night Why do you have to stream immediately Because if I don't stream I can't pay my bills

And if I can't pay my bills But you can play Ghost for like two hours No because if I start playing Ghost I will not stream It's a slippery road. I literally go in to try to play Ghosts and be like, I'm going to do

30 minutes of this game. How do you limit yourself like that? I don't. This is the terrible part. I'll say it, but I don't do it. Can anyone be like,

20 minutes of this video game? You can just walk around for a little while and a whole hour passes. You're just like, oh wow, this is pretty. Whoa, cool. And just like, walk around for a little while and a whole hour passes. You're just like, oh wow, this is pretty. Whoa, cool. And just like fucking around for a little bit. And you're like, oh shit, two hours have went by? What's going on? You get lost in that

game. Dude, that's what happened before I came here. Because you guys were like, yeah, we're going to head our way. But it's going to be like 40 minutes. I'm like, perfect. I'm going to sit on my couch and play for 15 more minutes. A half an hour went by. I was like, oh, fuck. I got to go. It's like, shit, what did I gotta go. Wait, where am I? It's like, shit, what did I do?

I walked through the woods and picked some bamboo. Yep, easy. Just riding around on your horse, picking up all the plants and stuff, hopping off,

looking around. I just hate it because I'll mark full. Yes, and you mark someplace on the map and you're like, I'll just go there. You stop a thousand places.

Yeah, like, oh, this popped up. I'm like, check it out. Fox followed this yellow bird for a while, too. Uh- lot this popped up I'm at the front check it out yellow bird for a while too uh huh yellow birds follow and the foxes

why the yellow birds always they usually and if you can't really tell what it is yet you probably are missing a tool to get to it because they always bring

the yellow birds almost always bring you to some kind of aesthetic thing yeah secret what a headband or like a hat or something like that a haiku place a city someone

you have to talk to yeah yeah all yellow followed a yellow bird to this bridge hiyoshi bridge or some bullshit and i had to save some dude who's getting shot up as mongols they gave me a headband yeah that's what all the yellow birds do yeah they just it was like this cute yellow bird i'm like oh where are you going bro i'm like he's not flying away i tried to shoot him with a couple arrows missed ran out of arrows And then kept following the bird That's what's great about the game Is how they do like that

Like such a good way to introduce Secret areas and quests Just a bird Just a bird It's so subtle Like the wind At first I was a little like I don't know if I'm going to like this wind thing

It's not like an arrow or a path But holy Have you put it in Kurosawa mode yet? No. Do it. Wait, what? You can put the game into Kurosawa where it just goes black and white on you. And it expands the bar so it's like a cinema style. What's Kurosawa?

He did like the Seven Samurai, like the old school samurai films. You mean Akira Kurosawa? Oh, god damn it. He also, his favorite actor and one of the ones he directed in all of it was Toshiro Mifune. Seven Samurai Yojimbo. It's a lot of classics. He was the king of his time during a samurai film.

He's considered one of the greatest directors of all time. Okay. Good to know. But that also happens. I didn't know that's in the game though so thank you for that I seriously didn't know you didn't? no that happens when you unlock that one mode

oh ghost mode it goes into that like automatically and it's like super gory you can just switch over to this mode and it's unreal actually you feel like you're part of a movie experience that's cool like i usually will kick it on right as i see like oh a standoff's gonna happen i'll go into that and

i'll just do the entire like fortress or whatever fight scene in that mode oh my god and the first things i did the first skill points i unlocked was like the different parrying like so i could i could i can parry the unblockable attacks. First thing I do. Some of the best. So I'm just like. Yeah. I will say the timing is still weird.

Yeah. You have to like time when. You can't block when they swing. You have to block like right before they swing. So each one of them I've noticed has a setup. Yeah. And then it's like. It's a setup, a pause, and then the swing.

You have to do it when they do their pause. Yeah. And then it's like the perfect pair. setup, a pause, and then the swing. You have to do it when they do their pause. Yeah, and then it's like the perfect pair. I don't know if you have a perfect pair yet, but they have that and then the perfect dodge. Sorry, I threw candy at you. I didn't mean to. You're good. The perfect dodge, and then you have...

I'm really sorry. What was... I only have three things unlocked. You have standoffs though, right? Yeah, standoffs. Are they faking you out yet? No. No, just wait.

Standoffs get hard. They fake me out? They'll fake you out yet? No. No. Just wait. Stand-offs get hard. They fake me out? They'll fake you out for like a minute straight sometimes. They go like this. And you're like. So you're like.

Yeah. And then they hit you and almost one shot you. Yeah. And then you get nothing. Now you have to do that battle with no help. Yeah.

And then everybody rushes you. Yeah. It's rough because you're like what the. Why? I'm glad I got some bros hooking me up with them then

Prima game mode cheats here. Yeah, wait till the Romans start doing that Well, then you've got like six Romans around you and they're you have to fight other Sam Do that one why you have to fight it with their say don't worry about it. You'll see Dude everything it goes crazy, but also invest into when you do the standoffs You can do it two points where you get to kill two more people after a standoff. So it goes like one. And then when they go to attack, you attack again. It's like two.

And then another comes in. And then right as they attack, you hit three. So you can kill three people on one swift. See, I don't have that shit unlocked yet. I just leveled up my legend for the first time. And I had three skill points to burn. Yeah. Okay.

I'm early.'re early oh yeah you'll eventually get another suit of armor that gives you I think up to five of those I don't want it so you armor where you can kill five people in a row no sure oh yeah that's the ghost on my thing no there it's another or dates on I'm ruffer get here it was the six it's a big bulky samurai armor where you do like a lot of extra damage and then you can do five in a row it might be this i can't figure out there's a lot of ronin i don't care about anything else yeah you'll get a few different outfits that are like robes that look really cool but you have one i already know flowers all over and stuff it's like almost like a yeah it's really cool i still

think he's gonna the straw hats because it's just straight black yep you just have like all the way up it's like a gi like you know yeah yeah you look like jube from like uh niger skull you are and then switch your swords because i did buy a new sword because you get like the pure white blade i have like that pure white oh man yes it's so good we're just like ah we just talked about hopefully everybody likes ghost of tsushima because this is the ghosts of our podcast episode yeah there's the name of the episode ghosts of unsubscribed when you get back into video games i just i mean this is the first so i've only in the past four years i have played three console games red dead 2 when it first launched on Xbox One. Solid choice. The Final Fantasy 7 remake.

And then this. This is all I've touched. Three games. This is the first one that's like Final Fantasy 7 was fun. I was like, oh man this is great. But you're still like, this game I want to play. Which is, I have not had that in a long time where I'm like, I want.

And like the combat. Yeah. Everything is so good. As you said, it was like Assassin's Creed, but good. What it could be. Yeah. It's like Assassin's Creed if they really did it right. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life, but you can always be

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and the mechanics are like switching your style to fight different. I just unlocked the water style. You'll have four of them, and then there'll be all four of those different people fighting you at once, so you gotta like switch styles up real quick. Oh, it's so nuts, man. It gets so crazy. And you get to mix in your special moves you learn. You learn special moves?

You get legendary moves. And it does crazy. Yeah, you can straight murder and stuff. and your special moves you learn. You learn special moves? You get legendary moves. And you murder. And it does crazy. Yeah, you straight murder. You get some, yeah, it's nuts. You get, like, basically Sonic Blade from Final Fantasy, yeah. It's like Omni Slash.

Yeah, Omni Slash, yeah. You just cut through everyone. Okay, so thanks everyone for watching Unsubscribe. I gotta go. Super short episode today. It just reminded me. I actually went back and watched. Um,

I was like, it got me in the mood for samurai movies and we can transition to anime too, but it got me in the mood to watch like old samurai movies. Cause like I knew like I've watched every samurai, yo Jimbo, like, uh, was it, there's rant Ron and there's a hiratora

yeah of course I was like those are his main movies and that's what like um hidden fortress is what star wars is based off of yeah uh all the cowboy uh cowboy movies are based off of his old movies and magnificent seven is literally a it's just a seven yeah i think it's one of my favorite ugly yeah like all of those are like samurai movies it's just like cowboys now and i was like man let me look at other modern ones 13 assassins have you heard of that no so go watch it came out in early 2000s uh mid 2010s. And I thought it was going to be a cheap, like, oh, like, oh, like a Cheezo, like VFX-heavy anime movie. And come to find out, it was the exact opposite where I was like, oh, my God, all the reviews. They were like, yo, this is like one of the best anime or the best samurai movies of the era.

Watched it. It's like two hours, two and a half hours. So, 13 Assassins. hours so 13 assassins yeah 13 assassins you'll go back you want to watch it later caleb just me and you hold hands yeah oh it's so good i'll get the big blanket out the one that you like okay yeah yeah yeah it was violent it's all samurai it's about the like the ronin setting up like oh we gotta fuck this dude up and this is how it's so good and you get to see all the different levels, and it's like no one's safe. Oh, it's so dope and it's traditional It's like one yeah, yeah, that's see that's what I like about so I'm playing this game on easy mode straight up

I have it on easy story mode because I just see him see I just like I love like single-player story games where your character is The hero I don't I don't like Dark Souls style games. I don't like getting my ass kicked. I'll play other games like that, but if I'm going to play a game where I'm supposed to be some badass samurai, I'm going to be a badass samurai. I'm going to cut people down in a

slice or two. Medium's the same. Oh, is it? Okay. Once you get leveled up a little bit, you're untouchable pretty much. The only difference is some of those fights on medium is you do die really quick. Especially when you're like,

oh man, there's like 10 dudes here and you're fighting all of them. You're like, I'm running away. I don't know. Run a little bit. It just looks so pathetic on my side because I'm like... Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. See, I still don't understand Run a little bit. It's just so pathetic on my side. I still don't understand the healing system.

What do the three little circles mean? Those are your heals. So you've got three heals. And they have to be completely full before you can use one. Okay, there we go. They use special moves too. So they'll sacrifice two or three. Once you get after that, yeah. So you get a trade off on like, oh, I get to use this.

Easy mode. I'm bad at games. That's okay. I was wondering how he beat the shit out of that one guy. I was like, man, you almost beat him. He whipped my hand in. Yeah. Easy.

Yeah, medium to hard. He's like, yo, what's up? I was like, oh my God. This is the first time. Oh, Jesus Christ. He took my sword and broke it over his knee. Yeah, I was hitting myself. He grabbed my arms.

I was like, why is he beating me? I love playing games where you're supposed to be a badass character to feel like that. It just helps. That's the reason I don't play these games on stream. I like to get immersed in the game and just shut my brain off and play the game. That's usually why I don't play a lot of single players online. The biggest reason I don't like MMOs online anymore is because most people will just burn through them super quick when grinding.

I need to read every bit of quest dialogue. It's why I can never get into WoW. Yeah, no. I'm sitting there like, okay, we're in the dialogue. Batty, you're the guy that does the side quest. It's like, okay, okay, his wife was killed. Dude, I ain't. His son needs 10 bear asses to bring his life back.

Okay, well, I have to go get these bear asses now. Okay, I killed 30 bears, got 10 bear asses. Okay, here you go. Oh, my God. His wife's back. Wow. It's deep. Great.

Okay, let's go collect pumpkins. Everyone's 14 levels ahead of me now. Oh fuck. I'm behind again. I love that, that immersion in games, which is why I struggle to play MMOs now. Cause nobody story MMOs aren't about the story.

It's about the grind and the leveling. And I never cared about stories in MMOs. I was the one dude that would, because EverQuest taught me there's no story. Yeah it doesn't matter no on everquest it was like get fucking strong so when i transitioned into final fantasy 11 yeah or those games i would just rush just power level and i'd be one of the strongest characters really quick and then be like man how'd you get so fast it's like yeah i just hit accept on all quests. X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X,

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X, you beat it oh yeah yeah yeah literally like when it first came out man that's all i did for a week until i was done like yeah but yeah it's like it's just sad there's like the stories are it's just a good if you get starts getting deep rare once you start going and visiting your family a lot stop it no you gotta visit family yeah you go and visit like your aunt who like watched over you a lot or i guess it's like your grandma she watched over you a lot and Or I guess it's like your grandma. She watched over you a lot. And she talks about you and your uncle. And you'll see. It gets intense. Am I going to cry? You might, man. Near the end, dude. I'm going to cry. Dude, they end that

very last fight. I was like, man. I was like, this is intense. This is fucking with me a little bit. Because they say a bunch of shit to each other. And you're like, oh, man. It's intense. And then they're both crying and stuff. Yeah, it gets nuts. Oh, okay.

Well, I'm going to beat it in probably like another week. Because there's a couple ways you can end it, too. So it's like one of those. There's different endings? Yeah. And then there's different outcomes of the ending. So, yeah. And I only beat it to once.

Oh, man. It's just, I don't know what if I get the wrong ending either way you're gonna get a pretty sad ending no for sure either way it's gonna be a sad ending that's what happened to me in The Witcher the first time I got the worst ending possible

man like just the worst ending out the gate I was like wait this is how this game ends and then I like went and googled endings I was like, wait, this is how this game ends? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? And then I like went and Googled endings. I was like, oh, I just fucked up

what I said to Syria. Okay, I can live with that. Yeah. I thought that was it. You know, one of the first quests in The Witcher

that fucked me up, do you remember the Bloody Baron? Oh, fucking baby? Dude, yeah, Boxling?

That's when I knew, that's when I knew, I was like, dude, this game's fucking nuts. And he just hangs himself after. I was like, dude, this game's fucking nuts. And he just hangs himself after. Yeah. I was like, what the wife does?

Yeah. There's no winning. You had to unbury the baby. He's like, yeah, you got to give it a name or else it's going to be a demon forever. And I was like, what? I was like, what? I think you talked about that. Yeah.

That one with the horse where it's like, come help me out, bro. The demon horse. It was a tree with a heart in it. And you go into this little cave. And he's like, help me out the demon horse it was a tree with a heart in it and you like go into this little cave and he's like hey he's like i'm a pretty good spirit if you can just bring me my bones and then like something to live inside of that'd be great and you're like even your guy's kind of like like a little bit where he's like all right i guess so and then you like bring his bones and this like black horse and the spirit goes into it and he's like all right thanks yeah he's like peace and then you like travel like and this black horse, and the spirit goes into it. And he's like, all right, thanks.

Yeah, he's like, peace. Peace. And then you travel a little bit. It's like a day passes or something. And you come to this village, and everyone's dead. And there's some woman. She's like, this black horse came, and everyone died. And your guy's like, huh, I don't know what that's about.

Yeah, the girl's like, huh? Fuck. Oh, fuck. And then it never mentions it again. He's gone. It's like the devil's in a horse, and you never mentions it again. He's gone. It's like the devil's in a horse and you never see him again. Oh my god. I love games like that.

What was the other game where the ending just... I was like, I fucked that one up. Probably something new with Mass Effect. You can fuck up those endings. A million different ones. Oh yeah, Mass Effect was like all over the place man a lot of those new games what was it like

Heavy Rain Detroit dude they were so good Heavy Rain you know what I never beat Heavy Rain Sean have you seen the glitch have you seen Sean glitch

Sean it just locks up like that Sean! Sean! Have you seen the glitch? Have you seen Sean glitch? I don't think so. Oh my God. Sean! It just locks up like that. So, you know at the end when he finds... I guess they were on the boat scene. I haven't beat Heavy Rain. Okay, there's one where he's like...

You're about to get spoiled, sorry. That's fine, yeah. I don't know if he's... He's just holding his kid and the bad guy's showing up. And a guy... And you can hit triangle when you see Sean. And it makes him say Sean his son's name but the game glitched out so he could continue

the player recorded it all and it's like he's showing it on his phone and he's just like hitting triangle and the dude keeps screaming his son's name and then it's the best because it's like cutting to the other guy who's like you knew I'd do this all along and it's the back he's like Sean

Sean he's running in the custody Sean and he's and it's the man. He's like He's running in the custody shop He's just screaming Sean over. I'm dying one of the best YouTube clips. I've ever seen It's like five minutes of him just yelling Sean throughout this entire serious cut your party cut that in Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! God, that cutscene cracks me up. There was one, Witcher, Knights of the Old Republic. Oh, so good. Knights of the Old Republic, the endings on that one.

I went full Sith. Of course you did. I didn't. I didn't play that one. You never played Knights of the Republic? The first one? No, I've never played it. I love them both. One and two are my favorite games of all time.

But one is the pinnacle. You need to play one. You can get it on your phone now. Oh, shit. Okay. But the story is unreal. It's like one of the first games where you really got choices that... I mean, it was Obsidian,

right? Which made the OG Fable, I'm pretty sure. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup. Pick any two breakfast items for $4. New four-piece French toast sticks, bacon or sausage wrap, biscuit or English muffin sandwiches,

small hot coffee, and more. Limited time only at participating Wendy's Taxes Extra. That's where that came from, because the OG Fable was... That came out before Fable. The Fable 2, I don't think it was out before Fable 1. I think it was.

I'm not sure. Fable 1 was like as soon as Xbox came out. And I think... Old Republic was Xbox 360. Fable 1 was like as soon as Xbox came out. And I think Old Republic was Xbox 360. Fable was made by a different company. I thought Fable was Obsidian. It was Lionhead and

I know it was Lionhead. Old Republic, the first one came out in 2011 is what it says. 2011? Yeah, I mean that's fine. No, no, that's not wrong. Xbox 360 came out in 2005.

That's wrong, 100%. When did Old Republic come out? Old Republic 1. Knights of the Old Republic. Knights of the Old Republic Knights of the Old Republic yeah because Old Republic yeah I was gonna say MMO

2003 2002 2003 July 15, 2003 and then when does Fable come out we got July and then we have

let's be close. How many years before it? 2005. Yep. Good shout, Eli. When it comes to this old video game knowledge. You got your old man brain. The stuff I actually

remember was back in the day. Well, it says September 2004, but still. Dude, the games, those games when you actually some of those, like every quest you gotta do, like one of my favorite remembering of Knights of the Old Republic

is the underwater people and you go and you're walking through there and there's this dude that's terrified in a locker and now you have options to help him get out or be a sin. So you're like, he's like, out or be a so you're like oh No, I go the monsters gone you like no I'm one right here

And he's like oh and he's still hiding in the locker and you like come out so I can eat you or it's like oh Come on out buddy. Oh, I killed everything yeah, well man choose that like eat you It's like no, I'm just kidding come help me just come out or it's like insert lightsaber and you see your guy like and like just stab the locker you gotta have families murder each other because you're just like talking to both sides

so you like walk over and it's like yo that dude's calling you a shit bag and then you walk over to the other family and you're like yeah he said you're

a piece of shit and then they fight the old republic is such the knights of the old Republic is such just like... It's so good. Okay. That is one game I cannot believe they haven't remastered. I hear they're working on a third one right now, right?

I think so. I'm almost positive that was the news last year. Because when you brought it up, I was like, hmm, ain't they making something new with it? I'm almost positive. Knights of the Old Republic 3 was announced or leaked last year. I'm happy. Maybe.

If it happens, I'm, hmm. Those are the best Star Wars games, in my opinion. Oh, my God, was that a no. Those are the pinnacle of Star Wars games. The new ones are just like, I don't know, the fighting mechanics in that one, it was like simplistic RPG style. Because they weren't just RPGs. Yeah because they weren't just rpgs yeah they had so many options yeah you could be uh oh my god dual bladed dual wheeled like you got to choose

everything how evil you were yeah how good you were there was a balance left your your you could be a gray jedi somewhere in the middle it was so wild and your face turned like it's a mass effect where you like to look more evil yeah which is crazy so mass effect i want pure good jedi games i'm always pure evil why i don't know you piece of shit because if i had the power of the sith i would 100 be a sith but when i have to just be a good person i'm going to be a good person there's a force joke somewhere joke somewhere in here i don't know where it is i'm gonna leave it alone but there's one in here you just play those force the force awakens games you ever play those absolutely force unleash yeah force unleash

absolutely yeah button smashers yeah I do man I just love those are the same people up doing the force choke

and just like launch someone in the fucking sky just yeeting them the fuck out of there absolutely man yeah those games were great because they gave

background yeah yeah to so much that just wasn't there in the Star Wars lore. You know what? They don't make good anime shows that are games. Is there any good

anime games that aren't a fighter? What was that? .hack, I'll remember. .hack was... I will die on that hill. Is Persona anime? But is that anime? Persona 5. But is that anime? Persona's an anime? I think so.

Don't they have that One Piece game out? Isn't that supposed to be a pretty decent game? I don't know. Oh, Pokemon. I guess Pokemon would be good. Okay, so Pokemon. Never mind. I mean, the game came out before the anime.

Yeah, actually, I think it was. I guess Dragon Ball Z, but it's just a fighter. That's a fighter. But how many shitty Dragon Ball games were there? There's so many. There were some bad fighter games. Because there's so many good animes out there where you're like, man, there should be like...

Yo, in the comments, yo, if you know any good animes, there are anime games, by all means, post that, because I am down to... Do you guys remember.hack, the.hack series? Yeah,.hack. Like the OG RPG where you guys remember dot hack the dot series like the og rpg where you got to play in the world like those games were fucking amazing that was actually

dot hack might be the first like um you're in the video game yeah you're a person in a video yeah it's like the first sword art online now that i thought about exactly never thought about that dot hack come out oh my my god, 90s. Because there's.hack,.hack,.sign,.hack Oh god, there's like five different variations of.hack. Sign was the OG, I think, that I

was immersed into. Honestly, I started watching it again the other day because I was just like it's so weird because it's just like sword art where they're in a game that all of a sudden the main character can't log out yeah and you're like oh my god what it what's your favorite anime full metal brotherhood yes easy easy of all time that's it you're like this is it because like I always really liked the older ones like 90s anime

and stuff like that Cowboy Bebop, Trigon yeah Cowboy Bebop Yu Yu Hakusho Inuyasha like always really loved all of those

Kenshin yep Rurouni Kenshin yeah the Motosai like I always loved those and I can remember watching them

when they would come on to Nami when I was little and I kind of like I liked them but it was like I mean man these animes are for adults.

Like, these are for adults to understand, like, fully everything that's going on. Like, I can remember liking them. Oh, this is cool. But I don't really know what the hell's going on most of the time. So I finally, like, picked them all back up and started here, like, the last, like, six, seven years. And, man, I can remember the first time I saw that scene from uh full metal the episode when uh i can't remember his name but he was making chimeras oh and he turned his daughter i can see him in that when i was little and thinking i was like oh shit i probably shouldn't be watching

this like i can't like i remember being little and be like oh no i'm gonna get in trouble for watching this and uh how i'm like messed up and he was like oh no i'm gonna get in trouble for watching this and uh how i'm like messed up and he was like yeah he was like cussing and shit and i was like oh dang and uh then like yeah re-watching as an adult i was like whoa this is crazy and it's like sad as shit and yeah i remember watching the original full metal it's like damn this is fucking wild and then i finally got to see Brotherhood and I was like, they just changed the whole game up. Brotherhood was so good. Oh yeah, I really liked it.

What's your favorite anime, Batty? Is it the same? Full Metal was definitely Full Metal Brotherhood is probably up there but Trigun Inuyasha, just because again childhood animes, you grew up watching those. Yeah, it's like an nostalgic thing. I'm going to get a Trigun tattoo still. That's happening no matter what.

60 billion, double, double. I'm gonna get double dollar signs, I think, is what I'm gonna do. God, I mean, shit you've dumped me into has been fucking crazy, too, between My Hero, Jujutsu Kaisen is still... Bro, I fucking love that show. ReZero. ReZero,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Attack on Titan. So, Attack on Titan, I knew bro I fucking love that show ReZero ReZero yeah uh huh there's so many Attack on Titan so Attack on Titan I knew of obviously before you but I found out the new season because it just started

a little before a little after this year but holy fuck I don't know man it's hard Seven Deadly Sins

I hated the new season I think it was the fourth season I couldn't even finish it it was so fucking bad it was so bad I couldn't even finish it. It was so fucking bad. It was so bad. I couldn't even finish it. I was like, oh, nah. The first three seasons of Seven Deadly Sins are so fucking good.

The fourth season is just like... I remember watching an episode or two and just being like... You're bad when you mess up. And they do... I don't know. A lot of animes, they either go vanilla or they switch everything. Or the characters are just boring. They change everything.

Dude, Tokyo Ghoul. I loved the first season of Tokyo Ghoul. Second season. Oh, my God. And they say the same thing. They say second season was kind of shitty, but the third one was apparently a lot better. Third season was better. Dude, I got halfway through the second season.

I was like, man, I have lost all interest in this. I don't care who all these new people are. They're all boring. And I just lost interest in it. I'll eventually go back and make myself finish it to get to that third season because everybody's like yeah third season makes up for it so they're like yeah we just had to build up a bunch of new characters i was like oh okay and just do it wrong you can do it right like it was so boring like i hate boring animes you have like that's why i like black clover everyone's like black

clover is great black clover is the most vanilla anime have you ever watched him no it's like one of the most popular animes but it is vanilla if you want an anime where no one is going there's no consequence yeah no one is going to die ever in that show it's on episode 170 i think and i still don't think there's a death no because they still bring everyone back. It's insane. Because you're like, even like. And all the bad guys. If you're a bad guy, you're going to get beat and turn into a good guy. Every time.

And it's like. And the main character screams. The Aztec screams the entire time. There's some funny episodes. The animation is booty a lot of time. That's my only issue with Demon Slayer. There's that. What's that side characters name the yellow haired oh my god I'm getting my brain in a man day like I'm and his moves are so

fucking cool dude when he gets I mean like he's one of every so good at what it's so insane yeah and all he gets on my fucking I am I said the same thing she's just screaming the whole time my friend talked me into watching I was like dude this lightning bastard is driving me fucking nuts I was like it makes me not even want to watch it every other scene without him amazing I love Demon Slayer so much except as soon as that

idiot starts crying and talking I just don't know if I can do this I'm scared and then he does this fucking crazy move. You're like, just do that shit. Just stay like that. Oh, what's my favorite character?

It was a pig. I cannot remember his name. Oh, yeah. So you've always been picky about your produce. But now you find yourself checking every label to make sure it's Canadian. So be it. At Sobeys, we always pick guaranteed fresh Canadian produce first. Restrictions apply.

See in-store or online for details. It starts with an S, right? And it's okay. Yeah, and it's okay. There it is. It doesn't start with an S, but I was close. There's a hard S in there. Yeah, and it's okay.

Dude, that's like one of my favorite characters. He's so pretty. He is. When he takes it. So goofy, yeah. He takes the pan off, and he's just got sparkly eyes even he's like wow you're really

handsome he like even said he's like what what a weird character that is I love Demon Slayer Demon Slayer like when I tell

people now it's like hey I have the hot ofu earrings at home I'm not gonna lie see that's one of the animes I recommend

when people are getting into anime or you're trying to get somebody into anime show them Demon Slayer it's visually yeah beautiful like that like nice animation between old-school Japanese art style like the water yeah yeah water lake that's good yeah oh that'll be fucking the whole of the Pokemon leg tattoo I'm getting the rap is that old old school Japanese like water wrapping everything and I can't fucking wait

it's so beautiful like they do such a good job the movie's out now right not yet no not yet it's like in a couple

I thought this was about last month are you sure it's April it's like April everyone's been saying it's out or it's about to come out

for the last three months to me I swear to god I just want to watch it yeah yep it's annoying i'm just like i'm i'm 90 sure we talked about this on like episode two of our podcast about the demons and then i just came out yeah and i check and i'm like oh mother of god it's just gonna push back yeah oh did it get pushed back okay yeah because uh yeah the word we can't say because youtube

algorithm as game grumps called porn the Backstreet Boys world tour is It makes people sick. Oh, yeah, it's really contagious But yeah, like because I got pushed back but that is always like the animal I'm like cut yeah podcast is over but yeah like because that got pushed back but that is always like the anime one I'm like hey if you really want

a good ass anime check this one out it will get people into it yeah cause it just came out and they can catch up quick they're like so they feel it's not

it's not Naruto with like a thousand episodes it's not Bleach oh god yeah it has the perfect amount of violence story sad

happy the feistings, the music. You're like, oh, this is the pinnacle of anime. A little tiny Nezuko. Oh, yeah. When she shrinks her arms, she's running sideways like this. And you're like, yes, oh my god. I love you. ReZero is what Batty got. I remember

talking about ReZero to Batty, and he was like, this anime, and then at like three in the morning, he's like, why am I fucking staying up all night watching this show? Because I hadn't been watching anime for a very long time. I used to back when I was younger, and then I stopped giving a fuck. And then Eli's like, yo, go re-watch this anime.

I'm like, fine, what are we doing, man? I'm bored anyways. And he's like, ReZero. I'm like, whatever, cool, check it out. 18 episodes later, I'm like, Eli, it's 4 in the morning. I'm still watching it. Why is Rem the best girl? I guess I'm going to have to watch it.

It ends on clip. It's like Attack on Titan. Attack on Titan is another phenomenal anime if you've never watched anime. I hate it right now. I'm mad at Attack on Titan. Oh, that cliffhanger. I won't say anything without spoiling it, but the cliffhanger was as rough as they come for it. Like a season break, and you're like, really?

Really? This is it. It hurts. But Attack on Titan is... Attack on Titan was so good because... At least season three. Season one I had issues with because sometimes it was really good or it was really bad. Yes, it was.

Two was mediocre. There had some really good parts, but again, it was mediocre good or it was really bad yeah yes it was two was mediocre there had some really good parts but again it was mediocre it didn't suck me in i stopped that too originally when i started watching it back in the day right at the uh end of two season three is all good nice it's all good and it it's the game of thrones of anime nobody is safe everybody's always dying. Dude, by season four. Yeah. Yeah, it's just open.

You're just like. Oh my God. And then like the first five episodes of season four are going to be the most intense. I've never had an anime make me be like. What? Edge of my seat. Just like. Yeah. What is happening?

It was fucking insane if you haven't watched Attack on Titan or caught up or if you're not sure about getting through season 3 and 4 do it now do it now it is so good it's just like Hunter x Hunter I will say if you watch if you start Hunter x Hunter

one of really one of my top animes yeah I agree with that it's good cause you start it and you're like... Except for the rapey guy. He's a little... What's his name? How far are you in it? Almost on the Bugs Saga. Oh, see, the Bugs Saga is the pinnacle. Yeah, it's good. It's all good. Don't get me wrong. You haven't seen the good good

though. Yeah, we talked about this before. Yeah, you're right at the good good. I'm at the funny. The good good, yeah. But that's the thing. Hunter X Hunter, you're like, oh, this is a kid's show. Because for the first... Have you seen Hunter X Hunter? Hunter, you're like, oh, this is a kid's show. Have you seen Hunter x Hunter? The first season, it's a kid's show. And then they're like, on the boat

and all that, and you're like, oh, it's fishing and gone, and the drawing. And then they do the Hunter exam and they're like, we made it to the Hunter exam. And then everyone dies. And you're like, dude, what the hell happened? Oh, we left the kitty switch on.

Yeah. Literally how it goes. Who left the PG button on? Let's get the R. Let's flip that switch real quick. And then you're like, they're walking. People are falling in spike pits and you're like, and they're not like, oh, I'll

catch my, it's like. Dude, it's savage savage it goes from like this is oh this is happy-go-lucky i hope he finds his father to oh dear god everyone's bleeding everywhere oh what do we do oh no he died oh no they're they're eating that one they're just eating him he's alive what do they do and the the ant the ant saga is like the bug saga it's fucking crazy it's like again what the murder random too it's like suddenly now there's bugs that are eating people yeah and they're absorbing and they're evolving and you're like oh this went dark like super dark but i mean like phenomenal it's one that one's a really really good anime finish that soon oh you need to because i'll know when you do because the text i'll get it's like when i it's like that is one

i always tell people i'm like you'll text me when you get to the big fight which is the big fight you'll know oh you'll know there's two uh but you'll know i'll do the first one no you haven't oh we talked about this no we don't talk't want to talk about spoilers for the big one. And then Berserk. A lot of people haven't. I haven't watched Berserk yet either. Okay, I will say go back and watch the 90s version of it. Yeah, or read the manga.

If you read the manga. I'm not going to read the manga. Bro, the manga is so good. I don't got time. No, you will. I ain't got time. It's fast. Eli, if I start reading manga, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to buy 800 volumes of every other manga. The other day I was at Barnes & Noble buying a new D&D book because I do that for every single D&D book that comes out. You know what I did? I stared at the My Hero section of manga for 15 minutes just being like, I can't buy these. I can't buy these. I wanted to buy every single one.

This is my problem. I don't know how to do things in moderation. I can't. I've recently started playing Pokemon problem. I don't know how to do things in moderation. I can't. I've recently started playing Pokemon Go. I've put so many. The last 48 hours, I've put like 46 of those hours into Pokemon Go. I can't do moderation. I'm either every ounce of my being is in this thing or it's not at all.

I cannot. I can give you the web links of it. Stop it because I won't sleep. I will just read them I did that with Naruto way back in the day when Shippuden was still like coming out

like the Japanese this is a lot more there's a lot more manga on Berserk because it's been going since the 80s I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna throw up

and you have like all these books like people I remember when the movies and the anime ended and they're like man the golden age the golden age ended and they're like whoa man, the Golden Age. The Golden Age ended

and they're like, whoa, man, that was so good. I was like, oh, you're just like, you're a book I think eight of thirty-something books and they're like, what? I was like, yeah, there's a lot of manga but it goes again, you want Game of Thrones. People always said, did you watch

Goblin Slayer? No, I've not seen it. Goblin Slayer's actually really good. Yeah, I've heard it's a Berserker and Goblin Slayer. But people were you watch Goblin Slayer? No. I've not seen it. Goblin Slayer is actually really good. Yeah, I've heard. Berserk and Goblin Slayer. But people were like, Goblin Slayer is like the dark one. They're like, man, have you ever watched Goblin Slayer? It's so hard and dark. I'm like, sweetie, you've not watched Berserk.

What's that? I was like, go. And anyone that watches, I remember Darnell, he read Berserk. And he got to, he would text me. He's like, what the fuck, bro? And he's like, yo, oh my God. This is kind of, what do you say? He was like, man, there's a lot of stuff.

I forget. He said a specific word. I was like, oh, you got the troll part. And he was like, yeah, how'd you know? I was like, I know my parts in Berserk. I know where it gets super fucked up. The anime that you have on your entire, how do you know? I was like, I know my parts in Berserk. I know where it gets super fucked up. The anime that you have on your entire tattoo sleeve, you know? Yeah, it's weird.

It's like there's a lot of. It goes dark. Like, I have one of the dudes, he rides. If you want to know just one frame of this, if you look up, what is his name? He's not in. They actually cut him out of the anime. They're like, no, we're not putting this anime in or we're not putting this character in the anime.

He's in the manga and I can't remember his name off the top of my head. He's one of the first apostles. He rides into battle so his people that his troops that he follows, they ride into battle out of fear because he knows they know he'll murder them if they don't do what he says. Nice. They ride into battle out of fear because they know he'll murder them if they don't do what he says. Nice.

They ride into battle with the torsos of women with no arms, no legs, no head, just nude on sticks and pikes and then they ride into battle on that. Wild. I wonder why they cut him out. And that's just like one of the characters.

Yeah. That must not translate to English well. Yeah. It seems like something's missing there. I don't know. Boston translation. Yeah. What does that stand for?

The booty flags did not. You're like, well, and that's like, that's lighter hearted stuff on that. It gets way worse, like way worse when you read Berserk. You're like, mother. And then no one's safe. Like 100%. Everybody's going to die. Mm-hmm.

That's the best way to. That is the best way. But I mean, you look at our homeboy guts. You're like, here's the main character. He has one arm. He has one eye. He has one arm, one eye. He has gray hair.

He has scars head to toe Where does arm go? You have to watch it God damn it So what I'm saying, if I go to episode one He's got two arms, I'm like That's how it starts God damn it

And that's what sucks with the anime It shows very little of his upbringing And why he is the way he is because it's like oh guts yeah his father uh this is like more manga if you've never read it's like oh yeah his dad uh one of his soldiers was a pedo and his dad he gave his dad two silver to have his way with guts his dad was like yeah have fun guts was like five so dude had his way with guts without guts wanting it at like five or six and then guts murders that guy in a war because he was like oh yeah you did that shoots him and kills him and

then like bro that's when he's like a child and you're like oh this is why guts doesn't like to be touched period bro it is dark that's darkest okay i didn't realize this is where today was going. I'm going to get another one of these. You're like, childhood trauma. Yeah. And how to do an anime about it. Let's make a cartoon about it. Yeah. Let's get backstory. Character development.

Yeah. What are these ones? Oh, you know, My Hero Deku is just born without powers. There's his character development. Goku just had a rough upbringing. It's like, what's guts? Oh, he was pedo molested. I mean, like, hi-yah.

Then he killed him. Yeah. How old was he? Six. Today got dark. And he's the good guy? Yeah. Exactly. It's not like good's a word. Yeah. He he's the good guy exactly it's not

good's a word yeah he's not the bad guy well he's not the worst guy that's literally how they like define him in the beginning

it's like is Guts good or bad I'm not sure because the people that like help me is like help yourself and he leaves you're like

okay homeboy doesn't care it's like he has what he cares about and I think god I love that show It's so good Y'all need to read it and watch it No I'm not going to read it ever

But maybe I'll watch it eventually My Hero You're loving that I love My Hero I'm on season 3 It gets good Season 3 and 4 I'm right where

okay yeah they were getting ready to go away to the camp see oh the camp see yes you're when it starts getting really good yeah i'm right when they're getting the fight i told baddie i was like baddie you'll know when that fight happens screeching texts to you like it's happening because dude you know the animation the music everything about that fight sequence is just want to watch it again it's like when goku goes super saiyan for the first time you're like what yeah yeah that just white eyes you're like that's the spoiler free version of how to do that. It's so good. I watched that episode.

I don't know how many times. I need to watch it again. Honestly, dude, it's the hype, bro. It is the pinnacle of a build up to it because there's like the perfect level of build up. It's not like it's not Dragon Ball Z where they're screeching for four episodes. Then they fight. No, it's like, oh, oh like oh oh it's like a rocky mountain climb yeah and then he just dives off that cliff bro no that's like uh that is the perfect example of

good character development even with a whole bunch of characters because you're like i i care about all the characters you know the names that's what i always say it's like name yeah once you like really know yeah any anime it's like okay for yours is let's what what is blonde guys name or I mean like yeah exactly on Demon Slayer what's blonde guys oh I don't know is that what's his teachers name but I know he was the one of the original like like the 13th? 7th? 9th? 10th? 10th. 10th. Attack on Titan. Who is, you named the blonde guy. The blonde guy?

Aaron's second best friend. Oh, his friend? Colossal Titan? Yeah. I don't know a lot of the names for that. Usually just the ones that I really, really, really love. Aaron Mikasa. Yeah. Yeah.

But my hero, you can be like, yo, there's Bakugo, fucking Aaron, or not Aaron, Deku, and that's like the best part is those ones are like, you know exactly their names per character. You're like, oh man, is this something that really bothered me about it though? I went from watching the dub, because

I'm not going to lie, I will watch the dubbed anime oversubbed every day of the week, and I say that because I am always doing some bullshit on my phone and i'll miss too much if i'm watching a sub i can't just undivided attention anymore i'm too i'm doing something on a laptop i'm on my phone i'm playing my switch i'm playing pokemon whatever it may be i'm doing something yeah even like the only time i'm doing something undivided is from streaming that's called adhd, I'm a fucking idiot. Look at me.

So yeah, I can't do subbed anymore. So when I have to switch from dub to subbed, like with the newest season of Attack on Titan, or it was the newer, at the time, season four of My Hero, it was like a culture shock. You lose the voice. You have to try to learn new character voices. Yeah. Because different voice actors,

then you have to start paying attention and you're like oh fuck now I gotta remember them based off their names not their voices because I used to be able to not pay attention I'd be like oh I know who's talking and now I have to be like they're saying this name who is that I don't know that person anymore

and so that's my big issue so I've been trying to watch more subbed anime but ADHD or something. I don't know. Thanks, Mom and Dad. It's all your fault. Yeah, I'm dubbed. I'm a dubbed boy.

I don't know how you guys do dubbed. Because it's in English, the language we speak. Arigato gozaimasu. Koriwa. Arigato gozaimasu. Uno mas tequila, por favor. I don't think that's Japanese. It might be.

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Caleb. Thank you. How do you spell that? C-A-L-E-B-W-F-R-A-N-C-I-S. Bam! Where are we fighting? Like on TikTok? Everywhere.

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