Unsubscribe Podcast - 132 - Meet The New Hosts! ft. Brandon Herrera, The Fat Electrician

Starting point is 00:00:00 My Slavic jaw. Everyone calm the f*** down. I don't mean this at all in any way, but JFK was... No, not at all. See? I mean, yes, I'm going to Mexico. So, uh, I found some new co-hosts finally. You at least sound happy about it, you f***. More triumphantly.

Starting point is 00:00:20 Guess what? We got actual hosts now. Hi everyone! Uns Unsubscribe podcast here. What's up, everyone? Hi. I don't even know how to start this one. I just got a stupid ass smile on my face. I want to stim so hard right now. The boys are back in town. Make sure you like, subscribe, hit that bell notification and on Apple Spotify all those things go leave a review You guys already support us so much. Y'all are amazing. Thank you. Double salute

Starting point is 00:00:52 Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to all the new hosts. Uh, we we got it figured out We got our shit together trials and tribulations here we are I would say got our shit together. Thatals and tribulations, here we are. Maybe. I wouldn't say got our shit together. That's probably wrong, but... We're here. Hi, everyone. Cody! Hi, everyone.

Starting point is 00:01:12 I can reach across and touch you. I don't know how I feel about that. I can reach across and touch you. Nick looking over there, drinking a... Do we have to drink them all at once, or how does this work? I don't know. I don't know. Drink all of one.

Starting point is 00:01:24 I'll have to drink a White Claw. You guys all have to drink a Guinness. So equilibrium will happen. I think that's how science works. We all brought a beverage of choice. So you brought Guinness. Yeah. You brought...

Starting point is 00:01:35 I brought a rum, pirate rum. Okay. It's good. I brought pickle juice. No booze involved. White Claw. Come on, that's a given, everyone. I've got Gentleman Jack and Coke Zero

Starting point is 00:01:49 which is basically what I have on an IV these days. I just like how big of a bottle you chose. This is the house reserve after this episode. You went to not Walmart, but Costco? Yeah, he went to

Starting point is 00:02:05 Costco for his booze. It's a 175. That should last us at least three hours. At minimum. This is going to be a very drunk episode. I'm just going out on a limb. We're celebrating. We're celebrating. This is going to be a... We're celebrating all the new hosts of the

Starting point is 00:02:20 Unsubscribe podcast. God, this comment section is going to be lit. You guys are already you guys are already going ape shit in the comments we know we know we read them we read them the reddit's already like just typing up everyone calm the fuck down just picturing an autist on a typewriter plugged into reddit hi hi look at room we had a couple drinks leading up to today uh we have jake from corridor in the background just drinking looking like an old man hi jake hi jake god damn

Starting point is 00:02:56 kids i'm older than you and i hate it fucking kids in their podcasts over here i'm an old one in this group oh i don't even know what to say. I'm like, it's Friday. We're going to do this all night. It'll probably be a longer podcast, and then we're just going to have a good-ass time. I don't even know what questions to ask. Wait, Brandon, actually, we'll start you off. We have news.

Starting point is 00:03:15 Brandon has the good news. Well, no, I've got two pieces of news. So for one, something I don't think I've said on the podcast yet, my fucking truck got stolen. That was really fucking cool. That sucked, man. We were watching a movie the other night. We were watching that new Martin Scorsese movie. Yeah, the Scorsese movie.

Starting point is 00:03:34 The Killers of the Flower Moon. Trash as fuck. It was fucking long. As if the movie wasn't long enough, I had a longer night after that because I walked out to the parking lot. The rim. My fucking truck was gone. It wasn't there. It was really cool. I liked that. It was fun. So moral of the story is

Starting point is 00:03:51 and people that love Ford and Raptors don't live in Texas. How many? No, wait a minute. No, no. Shut the fuck up. Watch your fucking mouth. You're wearing Texas on your shirt. Thank you, by the way. Yeah. Randy Herrera for confidence. But everyone in this group has had their vehicle broke into.

Starting point is 00:04:14 Your Raptors, how many times have you had? Because I never had the door replaced or the door handle replaced where they popped it. It's been broken into like 10, 15 times. I'd never keep any guns, anything in there. Thank God. But yeah. Yeah, mine was like nine nine to twelve times that's insane it's just f-150s man they never fix the problem it's cheaper for them to not recall them than to you know yeah way to go ford yeah ford really like i'm kind of a ford guy but ford can suck a dick over that one that sucks yeah you're gonna just walk in i just think it's like man that movie sucked

Starting point is 00:04:45 low security can we get to the real questions why did hitler have a life-size painting of gerald ford in his office explain that one to me is it true yes that's true that's oh he admired ford's ability to manufacture shit really yes who's just like this is it i'm like okay i'm like 98 sure it's true i guess i shouldn't say yes 100%, but I'm like fairly positive. That would be a weird one to have. You just have that like just hanging on the wall. You're like, oh, this is cool. Well, I mean, Hitler did value efficiency.

Starting point is 00:05:13 See? Yeah. Did he come in? Yeah, you can walk through. Yeah, walk through. Yeah. Oh, it's TJ. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:19 Here, Mike. Here. Here, like make it more awkward because he's just standing there. No one's coming in. You have all the veterans like, uh. Kind other news on the way here I got a phone call from San Antonio PD my truck has been found my truck has been found and they made an arrest Border Patrol made an arrest.

Starting point is 00:05:48 Hell yeah, dude. Let's fucking go. Piece of shit has been caught. I unfortunately don't get to get the insurance money and fucking buy something other than a Raptor, but I got my truck back. First of all, I'll buy your Raptor and I'll take it back to Iowa. Secondly, some dude just got the shittiest lottery ticket ever. Imagine stealing a congressman's Raptor.

Starting point is 00:06:06 And then I have to go like take a photo with Border Patrol thanking them for getting my shit back. It's going to be awesome. I'm looking forward to it. Thank you guys. Like Border Patrol, you guys already had a hard enough job. We respected the shit out of you. But even now now it goes even farther than that. Thank you. So I have a personal

Starting point is 00:06:21 reason to thank you. Now stop all the Mexicans. If you could just stop those dirty Herreras and Cuevas from crossing the border. And randomly enough, there's a white guy that stole his vehicle. I don't know if that's true. I highly doubt it. I highly doubt it. Don't over, look, let's not reflect on the ability to keep things out. Let's reflect on their amazing ability to keep raptors in.

Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. That's the silver lining lining here don't buy a Raptor Wait a minute, why is there a Raptor? The six trucks just stopped That was such a terrible joke I hate that I got it immediately That's why we told it That's actually, what the fuck I'm surprised We all thought it was back in Mexico There's a few things I'm really we all thought it was back in Mexico. Yes, there's a few things

Starting point is 00:07:05 I'm really I mean it was on the way. I went well. They didn't tell me what you seriously it was it was Caught by Border Patrol There's a poor kid. He's like he's a bulldog See I mean yes, I'm going to make Just flagged instantly of stolen vehicles. Listen, you look like a hero. I was going to say, it's there. They might have not even, they may not have even scanned the license plate. They just like looked in the window.

Starting point is 00:07:34 Like, why is there 12,000 rounds of ammunition in the backseat? There was literally an RPG crate still in the back. It was empty. I'm dead serious. You got them called. That's what happened. Yeah. Is this an RPG?

Starting point is 00:07:52 It's not mine. It's true. It's not mine. All right. Well, we should detain you right fucking now. Let's run these numbers. I was always worried about that exact situation happening because my truck was still registered for a while

Starting point is 00:08:07 as Matt Best's truck because he never got me the title. And then Brandon Herrera gets pulled over. Yeah, like Herrera. I'm like a brown guy with a lot of fucking guns and shit in the back on my way back from a range day. I've got like 100 AKs in the bed of my truck and they're just like,

Starting point is 00:08:24 okay, Mr. Herrera, this is Mr. Best's truck, and they call him, and he just fucks with me. I can only imagine him just going like, you're who? Yeah, no, that's my truck. I got stolen yesterday. Weird. Crazy. Brian's like, no, no, no, no, no. You're in handcuffs texting him behind your back. You're like, Matt, this isn't fucking funny. You fucking asshole. I'm right here.

Starting point is 00:08:52 I'm never drinking Black Rifle again. Well, at least you had some good news come out. A terrible movie, though. Terrible fucking movie. I wasn't even worried about the movie anymore. It was that bad? Honestly, Brandon didn't say it was that bad. Terrible fucking movie. I wasn't even worried about the movie anymore. It was that bad? Honestly, Brandon didn't say it was that bad. Sorry, what movie is this? Killers of the Flower Moon.

Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah. In my opinion, it wasn't a bad movie. It was just fucking... It was like nobody's willing to tell Scorsese no anymore, so he's just coming out with these movies that are an hour and a half too long. Yeah, that's Irishman, which I still haven't watched somehow.

Starting point is 00:09:24 Okay, so... three and a half hours you can see the decline of his creative process through the irishman i call it age yeah that's what's happening and like brandon was saying no one told him no on this movie so he just fucking ran with it and my god it's like sitting in a nursing home which is probably what he's about close to so it was fucking terrible it's that? It's fucking bad. Okay, I'm not willing to call it bad. The pacing was bad. The pacing was really bad. It was, and it told a lot of,

Starting point is 00:09:50 I'll put it this way. I couldn't spoil that movie for you if I tried. Because if you know the premise from the trailer, it's like, okay, a bunch of Native Americans getting killed for their land for oil money. Yep. I couldn't spoil that for you, because that's what the movie's about but there's

Starting point is 00:10:05 like no climax there's no it's just a long three and a half hours of telling what could have been told in two hours really concisely you just gotta keep condensing it short and short like I fucking hate this movie I was excited

Starting point is 00:10:21 for that movie I was like a cowboy flick it's not a cowboy it's not a cowboy flick at all. There's nothing? No. Oh, I was way off. I take back my statement. All the cowboys and Indians thing, all the Indians are just, it was cool. Like, okay, really?

Starting point is 00:10:36 The first five minutes was really cool premise. Native Americans. Because they were Native Americans who were, apparently at the time, the wealthiest people on the planet per capita because of all the oil. I could see that. And then they were getting tricked. Well, there was a no. That was during the ranching thing.

Starting point is 00:10:52 It was getting sold. Never mind. You are a completely different one. So, yeah, this is like the 1920s. So they're just rich. And then people are just killing them. And like the white dudes are trying to get their money from them. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:01 Like marry into the families and kill them off. Oh, yep. That's the story. And it's not good. And that's the story. That's it. Yeah, there you go. That's it. Oh my God, Henry, what is your least favorite thing about shopping during the holidays? It's definitely the wine aisle. Not a fan of it. I know. Same. It's just so irritating. You know how to fix that? With First Leaf, it takes the stress out of finding new wines. What I like about it is when I've tried each one,

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Starting point is 00:12:26 leaf and it's it's like he took like the first paragraph at the top of the wikipedia article and made a movie about that didn't get into any of the rest of the shit down below like no no specific heroes or characters or villain just fucking here's the gist like for three and a half hours yeah le DiCaprio Robert De Niro Brendan Frazier greatest actors of our time like and it was just fucking trash I'd rather watch a dog fuck a dead skunk for three

Starting point is 00:12:53 hours than like watch that movie I mean you do that anyway yeah that's true too wait um I love that Brandon Frazier now is considered one of the greatest actors I was at that a little bit, too. I'm like, fuck off. The Mummy's the best.

Starting point is 00:13:07 I will fight people. I fucking love it. I agree. If you watch Whale, Homeboy can act. The Mummy and The Mummy 2. He just decided to take a 20-year break there. Small gap. It's a little thing.

Starting point is 00:13:19 It wasn't a 20-year break. He was doing a 20-year Christian Bale thing where he was just built bulking for his next He was getting diabetes for his role in the well of the well much which if you Yeah, it's a body. No, Mr. Jake. It was a bodysuit. Thanks, Dad. We know. Jake, can we talk a little bit about your awesome video that we made the other day? Oh, we did that last podcast.

Starting point is 00:13:55 Oh, you already saw it. He was on it, yeah. Shee! You guys. Shee! Shee! No, that's going to be fucking cool, man. That was a fun time.

Starting point is 00:14:02 That's one of the continuities of the unsubscribed podcast. People don't take any consideration. We filmed that yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys have already seen that a while ago. I'm sorry. I wasn't here for that.

Starting point is 00:14:11 I realize this gets put out over a month. It's really just one three-day bender for the rest of us. It's why we literally just more and more like shit as the episodes go on. I noticed it was like, oh, right there. That was definitely day three of that fucking bender because I'm like, my eyes, I age real quick from booze. I noticed at one point, I think I wore the same shirt two podcasts in a row because I was so drunk the next morning.

Starting point is 00:14:34 I woke up, I put my dirty clothes back on and filmed another podcast. Say hi to Eli. To explain that from a creator point of view, like one of our good buddies, like Nick will come into town. And so because he's only going to be in town for a couple of days,

Starting point is 00:14:50 we'll just do like podcast. We'll do like content with other content creators, cameos and videos. And so we're all just like, go, go, go, go, go for a couple of days. On top of the business stuff that we're already doing. Like if we're just sitting around talking about like how we're going to like work the business end of it.

Starting point is 00:15:04 So like we're actually doing a lot of stuff when, you know. But drinks are involved. While we're already doing. Like if we're just sitting around talking about like how we're going to like work the business end of it. So like we're actually doing a lot of stuff when, you know. But drinks are involved. While we're drunk the entire time. For three days in a row. Not drunk, definitely drinking. Truck month is on at Chevrolet. Get 0% financing for up to 72 months on a 2025 Silverado 1500 custom blackout or custom trail boss. With custom trail bosses available, class exclusive Duramax 3-liter diesel engine and Z71 off-road package with a 2-inch factory suspension lift, you get both on-road confidence

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Starting point is 00:15:44 Buffering. Loading. When we're loading drunk. Buffering. It's hard. Buffering. Buffering drunk. When we're loading. Drunkering, that's a new term. Drunkering. The drunkering. Everyone actually works pretty hard all the time, even though it looks like fun and games.

Starting point is 00:15:58 It is still a lot of work that goes behind. It's because a lot of the work is to show you guys fun and games. We're entertainers. That's kind of how it works. We work so hard so we don't have to work sometimes. If that makes sense. It's beautifully put actually. We work so hard so it looks like we don't

Starting point is 00:16:14 work. What did you say? Yeah, we work so hard so we don't have to work sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the best way to put it. Although I don't think any of us really take breaks. No, Nick and I were just talking about that too. Yeah, we were just talking about that. Not wanting to take vacations and shit. Yeah, we feel bad when we're not working or putting out content or doing anything.

Starting point is 00:16:32 Dude, taking a day off is the weirdest thing because it was after the Big Sword content. It was my first day in a long day. I just took off and I put my phone aside. I was like, I need at least one fucking to like regroup as a human and not see my phone and watch anime and just I mean like my family's always trying to get me to take time off and I come out see them for like three or four days I'm like dude I love my family I have a really good relationship with my family but dude day two day three I'm like i'm getting antsy like i can't

Starting point is 00:17:06 i can't not work for that long it bothers the out of me as a person ever since i started doing the longer form content videos because like i'll read a couple books on the topic in a week in three days and then make the video and then get it to flock and get it edited in a week so like i've done that so many times now i can't i don't have the attention span anymore to watch tv because like when i'm dude i like nope i'm like i have to listen like i'll read the book and then i'll re-listen i'll like re-read the book but i'm listening to the audio book now and then i'm listening to the audio book while i'm like mowing the lawn or doing whatever else or playing league or like whatever like i'm constantly listening to the audio book while I'm like mowing the lawn or doing whatever else or playing league or like whatever.

Starting point is 00:17:46 Like I'm constantly listening to the audio books. I'm like, I no longer have the mental capacity to just be able to sit down and just watch one TV show. Beat me to it. It's like, this is boring. You play league? I love it. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:17:58 He's huge. I love it. Me and Fluck play league probably most nights. What's your rank? Huh? What's your rank on there? I don't know. I don't play rank that much anymore. What's your rank? What's your rank on there? I don't know. I don't play rank that much anymore. He's saving his sanity. He's like

Starting point is 00:18:10 now we... No, I try not to care. Like if we start sucking, I start trolling immediately. I do it for fun, not because I want to win. He's playing Cho'Gath top lane. We're listening to Mein Kampf to get World War II history. He's like, man, this is great.

Starting point is 00:18:25 No, that's accurate as fuck, actually. Hey, man, I need you to listen. How often would you say you listen to Mein Kampf? Not that, but like I'm over here listening to just like... How many times a year? I'm listening to a book about like, I don't know, Unit 731 in Japan while I'm just like worried about getting stacks on Cho'Gath's ult.

Starting point is 00:18:42 That's like the German equivalent of how often do you think about the Roman Empire? Yeah. Bro. I'm almost positive that one communist kid is crying through the computer after this. I was actually about to bring that up.

Starting point is 00:18:58 This dude. We are eating lunch going over podcasts. We're going over business. We are just ideating. We are eating lunch going over podcasts. We're going over business. We are just ideating. We are focused. Look over. This is Nick. I'm looking over.

Starting point is 00:19:14 We ignored for like 15 minutes. 15 minutes. Oh, no. I see the Encyclopedia Britannica getting written. That was mad. I'm upset. Cody's like, what are you doing some arguing with this kid on this Cody doesn't realize Nick is in college to be a historian so he thinks he's on a forum even better is like not it's one of the classmates turner a fucking

Starting point is 00:19:39 asshole so poor little fucking 20 year old girl communism is kind of cool. Don't be a simp for communism. I'm going to make you look dumb. I'll explain to you. And like you said, the fucking encyclopedia of Britannica. What do you want to know? Why didn't you start?

Starting point is 00:19:54 Although what's funny to me is like you're going to school to be a historian. Although. Arguably. You have basically educated more people on history than most historians put together. Probably, yeah. How many millions of you so far in climbing? Hundreds. Yeah, that's so crazy.

Starting point is 00:20:12 And now somebody who knows less than you is teaching you how to do it. Being around other people that understand the YouTube analytics. We can go to analytics, there's a special app and everything, and we can see how old our audience is, what country they live in, like all these different things.

Starting point is 00:20:26 And the one that always blows me away is like how many watch hours I have on my channel where it's like hundreds of thousands of hours of watch time. And it's like, it's like that moon night thing where you, I did the math, like the days are passing. I did the math like six months ago of like, if you,

Starting point is 00:20:43 if your average person has a 56 year work life and they work 40 hours a week, blah, blah, blah. And I did the math like six months ago of like, if your average person has a 56-year work life and they work 40 hours a week, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I did the math, I was like, I've deprived the world of like 46 people's entire working careers worth of time. However, if it was between you and like Markiplier. Nothing wrong with Markiplier, great creator, but I mean, at least you're learning something.

Starting point is 00:21:04 Yeah, that's fair. Markiplier. Oh you're learning something. Yeah, that's fair. Markiplier. Oh, Jake knows Mark. Oh, that's right. He does a lot of work with Corder. Yeah, Jake says he beats the shit. I genuinely like Markiplier's content. Like his Five Nights at Freddy's thing back in the day, which, by the way, apparently

Starting point is 00:21:18 that movie is shit. Is this just straight pickle juice or is there alcohol? Yeah, it's just straight pickle juice because Cody wanted straight pickle juice. The fuck? I don't know, dude. It was his drink of choice. No, we're good. I like it. I'm down. Here's yours. Say hi straight pickle juice because Cody wanted straight pickle juice. Fuck. I don't know dude. It was his drink of choice No, we're good. I like it. I'm down. Here's yours. They hide a pickle juice. We're gonna Cody's was Cody pickle juice pickle juice pickle juice

Starting point is 00:21:36 Jesus mmm heartburn mmm It tastes so good though like that actually is fucking good. I love pickle juice. That's fucking really good. It's actually a good hydrator. If you're working out a lot, you're running a lot, drink some pickle juice. I can fuck you up.

Starting point is 00:21:55 Don't just drink pickle juice. I can drink straight pickle juice. Don't fill a camelback full of pickle juice and set off on your trek into the desert. Or do. We're not your dad. No, don't. Warning. Don't listen to a person like,

Starting point is 00:22:12 you do what you want. This is America. You're free. I put soy sauce and died. Jake, the lawyer's over there calling like, fuck. Fill up a camelback of mayonnaise like the fucking can I days. You know, sometimes you got to do that, man. You got to fucking fill up a whole backpack full of mayonnaise, like the fucking can I days, you know,

Starting point is 00:22:25 sometimes you got to do that, man. You got to fucking fill up a whole backpack full of mayonnaise and fall on your back on it. When I was at medic school, we had a guy do that. He filled up camelback full of vodka. And then those camelback,

Starting point is 00:22:34 like the, they're like Alka-Seltzer tablets, but it's like electrolytes or whatever. He filled it up with vodka and those. Did he die? Almost. I feel like that would kill you. Dude almost went to the hospital.

Starting point is 00:22:44 12 miles or how far was that? It wasn't even a rock. He was just in formation and went through the day getting fucking hammered out of his mind. What a fucking G. Fucking idiot. Jesus. Okay, what's the next one? I'm going to do a lot of push-ups because of that.

Starting point is 00:22:57 Here's my five-in-one bottle opener. Thank you. Next, please explain what this lady, what you were arguing about today. Is that not the shit you take out grout with? The homework assignment. Did you fly with that? No. Please tell me you did.

Starting point is 00:23:12 I never go anywhere without my five-in-one paint scraper from Home Depot. Man, you are a tradesman. Jesus Christ. So when I was decorating the house, I bought this to scrape the mud off the wall because I'm Mexican. And now we use it as a can opener. To be fair, I would have used that to scrape the mud off the wall and I'm white. I've got a story about that.

Starting point is 00:23:34 Mexican or the... Well, no, so like mudding. So I used to do construction as a kid. I know it's crazy. Brandon Pereira did construction. As a kid. As a kid, literally as a kid. I'm not even fucking kidding. As a kid, of this tape, literally as a kid,

Starting point is 00:23:45 I'm not even fucking kidding, like kid through teenager. I hate this. It's like anyone, raise your hand if you've done construction under the age of 15. Oh, fuck you.

Starting point is 00:23:55 Put your right hand out. who's joking? I was trailer trash, man. Oh, yeah. Did you also used to cut grass for a living? Yeah. All right.

Starting point is 00:24:03 Well, go to your trailer trash. You're one of us. One of us. Am I an honorary Mexican now? Trailer trash and Mexican, same thing. They just hate each other for some reason. You can say the other hard R now.

Starting point is 00:24:15 The one that starts with a B. Between me and Eli's powers combined, we bestow that upon you. Dude, here's a card. Your trailer trash is expected to say slurs. It's literally your power. On brand. I'm so happy to be back. Our lawyers over there are just like,

Starting point is 00:24:41 fuck. Why did you pull us in? This is a bad idea. But the story was there was some people down south so I grew up a lot of my time because, you know, military families and whatnot, Fort Bragg. And just south of that was a place

Starting point is 00:24:56 called Lumberton. You had Lumbees who were like kind of like, you know about the Lumbees? No, I've heard that phrase before. I don't remember what the fuck it is. They're a Native American group, but they're basically half black, half

Starting point is 00:25:11 Native. They're their own conglomerate of stuff. But they would always be the people we used for mudding sheetrock. People used to call them the mud people. It was funny because it sounds like a fucking slur, but if you knew anything

Starting point is 00:25:28 it's like, no, that's not why they call them that because they're great at doing that shit. That's something you say and then like somebody gets really offended and then you tell them In 30 years, Congressman Barrera is going to be in trouble from this podcast. In how many years? 30. No, God no. I would be long

Starting point is 00:25:44 out of it. Two, two. Two years. Two max. Yeah, that's what they all say. So when you were yelling at this girl, why? Explain this argument that you were going on diatribe about. Did you call her a mud person? No.

Starting point is 00:25:58 The whole class is literally just. So he starts the argument. Listen, here's you fucking you fucking mud person the professor is like bro you can't say that she's a good

Starting point is 00:26:14 sheet rocker so the whole class is just graded debates right I missed this I really missed this it's just...

Starting point is 00:26:26 God damn it. The whole class is just graded debates and the professor has a writing prompt and you just write your opinion about it. And I write my opinion and I always take a super controversial america's fucking awesome stance which shouldn't be controversial but apparently it is in college now and the question was compare the rise of communism in the ussr and uh fascism and nazism in germany during world war ii and my stance like it was longer and had examples

Starting point is 00:27:07 and citations whatever but basically it was like it's two different flavors or two different ways to get to the same results they both want a homogenous society that's totalitarian so they have complete control so basically you had to explain to a college student what horseshoe theory is yeah pretty much uh they're just mad because like they all agree. Like when you call Nazism bad, everybody's like, yes, absolutely. But when you call communism bad, it's like, no, it's definitely not because the Nazis wanted to have everybody be the same race and communists just wanted everybody to be the same class. And I go, yeah, homogenous just means the same. There's racial homogeny and there's class homogeny. They don't care how you're the same. It's just two different versions of the same thing

Starting point is 00:27:48 so they can control you. And then they get super mad just because, I don't know, they like the idea of the class has to be the same. They're just, well, the Nazis want to have complete control and the communists just want to take all the goods and redistribute it, to which my example is like, okay, cool, if I put you in a jail cell and i have complete control over you versus if i drive you a thousand miles into the desert and i'm i leave you and then i only give you goods

Starting point is 00:28:15 or food water and shelter if you comply with what i tell you to do is there like a meaningful difference between the two things you have complete freedom to do whatever you want in that desert mostly mostly fucking die i mean or let's say really a difference let's say in ukraine where wheat is controlled by the soviet union yeah exactly and then she's like well fascism's bad because the nazis committed atrocities and i go do you think communism didn't commit i'm sorry holocaust holodomor let's let's talk about the holodomor that time that the fucking ussr decided that they wanted to liquidate the wealthy peasants aka kill them imprison them and move them around and then oh fuck those were the ones that grew all the food

Starting point is 00:29:00 and now 10 million people are gonna starve to to death. Oh fuck. Fun story. That happened to Soviet hero, uh, Mikhail Kalashnikov. So I read his book. Uh, I've actually read a couple of those books. Brandon read this last night after yesterday's podcast. He's like,

Starting point is 00:29:14 I need to study. I need to study. It's been like history real quick. It's been a couple of years, but yeah, I have read his book and he basically talks about, yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:29:22 I'm like, I told you I'm going to have a concise history story next time. He's talking about growing up early on. His family was considered like moderately well to do. And he was like when he was a young child was a victim of that where they just like came into his fucking village. You're not allowed to do moderately well in communism. No, moderately well is very, it's dangerous. Like the American dream where you just like have a white picket fence in a boat

Starting point is 00:29:45 no that shit's absolutely not allowed if you have assets you're fucked oh yeah for sure miller light the light beer brewed for people who love the taste of beer and the perfect pairing for your game time when miller light set out to brew a beer, they had to choose great taste or 90 calories per can. They chose both because they knew the best part of beer is the beer. Your game time tastes like Miller time. Learn more at MillerLite.ca. Must be legal drinking age. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:20 And so, like, they took him and they, like, ended up, like, a train to Siberia kind of shit. And that's where he ended up. then of course he became a Soviet tanker Fought against the Nazis and then invented one of the best weapon systems of all time Jake fight me I almost called you three weeks ago, but I saved it for next time I came to town because I wanted to talk to you about this. I'm going to ask a question to these two. I know you know the answer, but don't answer. All right. I'll get more ice. You guys are familiar with the Galil, correct?

Starting point is 00:30:51 Si. Yeah. So the Galil, if you don't know at home, is literally just the Israeli version of the AK-47. Basically, they just wanted an AK that shot 5.56 so they could get free ammo from the rest of NATO. That's how that worked out, right? Okay. Guess what the creator of the Galil's last name is. Yeah, I know this one.

Starting point is 00:31:11 I know you know. That's why I held it. It's not fucking Galil, is it? No. They had to rename it Galil because his name is so controversial. Hitler or Aiden? No. The creator of the Galil's last name is...

Starting point is 00:31:24 Full name. He knows the full name. Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov created the AK, right? Yep. No fucking shit. The guy who created the Galil, his name was Balashnikov. Are you serious? I thought it was a fucking joke.

Starting point is 00:31:43 100%. Why didn't they keep that? Because they were like, it was a fucking joke. A hundred percent. Oh my God. Why didn't they keep that? That would have been the best. Because they were like, it's way too close. You have to name it something else. It's the AB-47. Like AB-556 or some shit.

Starting point is 00:31:55 Bro, if this was 20, like now, a dude that came out with that would be like, yes, a Boleshnikov. Like, nah. Named after me. No, for real. I see his wife at home or his girlfriend mocking him. She's like, ooh, Boleshnikov, Boleshnikov? Like, nah. Named after me. No, for real. I see his wife at home or his girlfriend mocking him. She's like, ooh, Boleshnikov, Boleshnikov. It's like a guy who made a clone of a 10-22

Starting point is 00:32:12 and his name was Bruger. Banana, Banna, Boleshnikov. Bitch. No, it's real. Is that not the weirdest fucking thing on the planet? How the fuck did that happen? He literally changed his name because I think he was a Jew who moved to Israel, if I'm not mistaken.

Starting point is 00:32:30 Yes. I think that was correct. There's a Jew's name, Boleshnikov? I don't know if we're allowed to talk about that at this point right now. Oh, God. This whole thing happened this past month? You want to talk about it? I said the name of the country that's the hot topic right now.

Starting point is 00:32:44 This video is getting taken. Rhymes with Ballastine. Do you want to talk about it? Boleshnikov. Paramotoring. Becoming a new pastime in the Middle East. What the fuck? How did I never know about Boleshnikov?

Starting point is 00:32:57 It's hilarious, isn't it? The AB-47. The person running this emulation is like, fuck, I accidentally generated two people to make the AK-47. Damn. That guy fucked it. Kalashnikovs are taken. Try Balashnikov.

Starting point is 00:33:11 His name became Yisrael Galili. But his original name was Yisrael Balashnikov. And he moved to Israel? Yisrael moved to Israel? The AK-47? It was kind of the thing to do at the moment. Yeah. Cold turkey might be great on a sandwich,

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Starting point is 00:34:30 T-R-Y-F-U-M.com. Code UNSUB. So Bizreal moved to Israel and he started the Balashnikov because of the Kalashnikov. What does Israel use right now for their weapon system? They use a lot of stuff. So IWI manufactures a lot of their stuff they use a lot of the the m4 platform. They also use the Tavor's and their new one Why don't they use signal? Oh the the caramel caramel is the new car. Excuse me caramel Yeah, because it's Mount Carmel Carmel. Yeah, so carmel's their new one. It looks like a

Starting point is 00:35:01 It looks kind of cool, but also looks stupid at the same Yeah, like you have that mixture of like you're like, but also it looks kind of cool but also looks stupid at the same yeah like you have that mixture of like you're like but also it looks fat as fuck it is a big weapon and you don't know why they were like let's make the let's make the s uh the acr with less modularity but also heavier and wider 15 years later jamie pull that up yeah this is the the iwi caramel and i've never shot the gun i just looked at the stats and thought like wow that's another 5.56 rifle that has worse stats than a bunch of those. Eight pounds fully loaded, I think, and it's an AR platform. Can we talk about how much I hate the Army's new gun?

Starting point is 00:35:37 Which one? The XM7? I thought you were going to fucking talk about that. I hate it. It's my least favorite thing on the planet. I would love to talk about this. Go on. I also hate it. I'm not like thing about this go on so like i also

Starting point is 00:35:45 hate it i'm not like i think sig hates me now after my video good sig is not happy with congressman herrera none of my gripes are on the same level as his gripes like he's he has like gun does he knows way more about guns than i do so he has issues with like the individual gun and how it functions i just have issue from like the history aspect like nato hey here's the deal we're all going to use the same ammunition so it's super fucking handy if we ever end up in a world war we can all share ammunition right german america in this in world war let's get a different fucking bullet for no fucking reason well you know we're really worried about being able to punch through body armor because we fight people that have body armor well that means we're well yeah right yeah except where we see the writing on the wall on a few things and near pier is thrown around a lot more than

Starting point is 00:36:39 it used to okay look i think it's a super cool gun i guess i like I like the concept. I think that it should have been.308. Figure out how to make.308 higher pressure. That's all they did. They made the bullet higher pressure so it could penetrate body armor. What's the new round? .277 or something like that. 6.8 Fury, I thought. You know what you need to do?

Starting point is 00:36:57 We have a buddy. His name is... Oh, Kevin Brittingham. Kevin. Kevin. Big Kevin. Just follow the.6. Well, so no. So the reason why they're not going to use that is because.86 is specifically meant Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Les Dixie over here. It's meant for longer distances. Because what they did is they did a combat report on basically when the U.S. military kicked fucking ass.

Starting point is 00:37:27 And it's always at longer range. We fucking dominate long range. I can tell you for a year I never shot over 200 meters. Well, mostly thinking of like the war in Afghanistan. Oh, yeah. Where you have a lot of malware. Oh, yeah, that makes more sense. Not like room clearing stuff, but like more like

Starting point is 00:37:42 there's a dude on that fucking hillside who's shooting a dishka at us. But the rounds only penetrate body armor if you have the special round, which has a different type of metal near the primer, right? Because it's got that silver end of the primer. So what they did for that, that's basically just to take away. It's a few things, but it takes away from the weight of the casing, because it's polymer all the way down to the stainless steel rim, or aluminum rim,

Starting point is 00:38:10 or something like that. Oh, I thought it was brass. Oh. Okay, I thought they had to have a different, because it was a higher pressure. No, it's plastic. Is this costing more or less for them? Oh, it's probably gonna cost a shitload, but.

Starting point is 00:38:22 Right, but then that all goes back to my problem of America's biggest advantage in war since ever has been manufacturing ability, and now you have a manufacturing system that's been designed to make 5.56 and 3.08, and you're just like, fucking put that shit over there. We're going to get one guy patenting a bullet making all the rounds.

Starting point is 00:38:41 So let me back this up again and say, remember, I hate this weapon system. I get it. It sucks. And it's also like, it's so fucking heavy, dude. It's front heavy. It's awkward. It's got serious feet issues.

Starting point is 00:38:57 It's been committee fucked. That's why it has an AR charging handle. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. That magazine thing is wild. Yeah, where you just pull the fucking charging handle back and open have I should not known any you didn't watch my video You fuck no, I'm bad at watching my friends videos in time. I am too But what I said you if you fucking slam take a P mag like a normal This is the magnet they're like, well, no, we miss you do with Lancer man

Starting point is 00:39:19 Or they did Lancer mags in the testing yet They're not fucking issuing them with Lancer mags using P mag using P mags. If you lock it open and you shove it, like let's say it locks open because you're empty. You shove another magazine in, there's no over-insertion stop. So you can blow right past and it kills the gun. It locks it up. It goes past the bolt and you're just fucking dropped. So you're in the middle of combat and you're like, oh shit, I got to get a magazine in. And you don't have to do it hard.

Starting point is 00:39:42 No, yeah, I was with him testing it on this that bitch just the guns inoperable until you like fucking clear it to rip it out and try to softly put it back in and Then they committee fucked it and added an AR charging handle which barely works because it's because it wasn't designed to do that Huh you fucked with it. I've tried to pull the fucking AR charging handle on it. Jesus Christ I think so I was at your house I damn near had to put both hands and put my foot on the handle to pull that fucker back. But everybody's

Starting point is 00:40:09 like, well, yours doesn't count because it's.308. And I'm like, it doesn't fucking matter. All of my technical gripes with the weapon have nothing to do with the action. If you have, I'll just fucking, from a combat perspective of when you're on combat getting shot at and almost dying, you put in your magazines

Starting point is 00:40:26 harder than usual. Science. I've learned this. How often did you take apart your guns to clean or do any sort of service? You had to clean it every time we left. You cannot. I believe this is true. Don't quote me on this.

Starting point is 00:40:41 I think it's true. You can't disassemble the bolt without tools. Wild. Wait, what the fuck. You can't disassemble the bolt without tools While wait what the fuck you can't just pull the I can take a pie hold a firing pin retaining pin Yeah, I'm like I'm like 90% sure but I yeah They were like hey, it's a crazy wait the whole magazine wait hold on hold on the magazine thing I'll let you shoot mine. Is what kills me the most. Because I assure you, like, I have one day in all my life where I'm like, this is Eli's closest day to death day.

Starting point is 00:41:15 And now I, like, went through six mags of bullets. Six full-ass mags. And I was the one very bad spot. And I remember at one point, I was just like this. I was, like, rolling out, trying to find targets and shoot and i'd roll back and then i was looking down and it was just rounds kicking around me like just bullets hitting around me i was like i died today this is eli's day so i started doing this i was like three round burst reload and i was not putting those mags in nicely I was just like fucking firing

Starting point is 00:41:49 because I was like yeah I'm gonna die I would have been like this hold hey bad guys hold on one second my magazine didn't set properly gotta go lighter into the fucking hole they didn't any stop to just be like hey

Starting point is 00:42:04 let's not make it where we can just fucking jam it. And when they did the contract and this is stuff that I'm like, this is, I don't want to get sued by SIG, but like this is what I've been told. Right. For the, for the actual contract trials,

Starting point is 00:42:18 they use Lancer mags that have steel lips on them for the, the magazine insert. Like for like, it's got an external the magazine has to stop on it basically yes and so like that is hard to blow by the polymer tell me you're trying to sell the government proprietary magazine technology without telling me well dude we were we were at uh demolition ranches a couple weeks ago and we were with one of our other friends who manufactures guns and uh we were he didn't know about it we were with one of our other friends who manufactures guns, and he didn't know about it.

Starting point is 00:42:45 We were showing him, and he was like, what the fuck? This is a real thing? Well-known weapon engineer, does big boy shit, who we shouldn't name. But yeah, he was like blown away. That was a fucking problem. He was like, holy fuck. He slapped a maggot, not even hard, just a little boop. He was like, the gun doesn't fucking work.

Starting point is 00:43:02 I feel like he didn't believe me when I told him. And as a side note, I don't know if you've been trained in combat or anything. One of the few things I've noticed I do. Slap the mag? Dude, a hard hit. Because I insert. It does not hit pistol or anything. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:43:19 You put it in, you fucking hit it. You drop it. Pistol. If I put a pistol, fucking. Yeah. I never did overseas combat stuff like you did, but even in SWAT training... Yeah, pistol, like you did police shit. You slap it, even with an AR,

Starting point is 00:43:34 you fucking slap it in to make sure it's seated. You do that to this gun, and that bitch becomes inoperable. It's the craziest fucking shit. The White Chocolate Macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee.

Starting point is 00:43:54 Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. Your new optic, it just punches through the top. You're like, what's going on right now? And then with the ammo, the whole point was so you could defeat body armor, right? And then you have to have a special round that does that. And correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that round have a tungsten

Starting point is 00:44:11 fucking core to it? And that's what punches through the body armor? Cool. I'm thinking like macro warfare. Like my concern is manufacturing. We got that down. Guess where we get all our tungsten from? The China?

Starting point is 00:44:29 The most, like, literally the person we're worried about having body armor. So it's like, we're going to defeat the body armor they have with the products that we have to buy from them. We're not putting in the tungsten. We're putting plastic. Don't do anything to body armor. We'd be fine. They don't know. Just kidding.

Starting point is 00:44:45 It's fucking shitty ammo. We're like, it's good. Or we just start issuing like fucking DI 6-8 rounds like give you fucking testicular cancer. I just... Just gotta shoot him in the dick. I feel like maybe if you wanted a better longer range rifle, you should have just actually had the dude that's the rifleman

Starting point is 00:45:01 should have a better gun that's .308 and more accurate you know with the fancy optics whatever the case is or whatever yes whatever well I want 308 just so all the rounds are the same you have 308 you have five five six every that way all the rounds so you can share ammo between people but like I understand well at least well at least this for manufacturability at least 308 and 65 share the same casing okay it may be spooky season but you don't want to scare people with your scraggly beard today we are brought to you by manscaped.com

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Starting point is 00:46:26 That's 20% off and free shipping at manscaped.com using code UNSUB for a look sweet as candy. Get yourself a handyman from manscaped.com. So, but yeah, but like, I don't know. And then the dude with the grenade launcher and the medic and everybody else can just have an M4 with whatever, which is normal. And then you have the one dude that's the infantry guy trained for the longer range. Badass weapon.

Starting point is 00:46:55 You have the SDM that's like, I'm a stupid asshole. I don't know anything. Oh, your video about the Starship Troopers gun blew my mind. Where the military went through billions of dollars and they're like why don't we just throw a better optic on yeah the platform we already have if you don't know this story it's one of my favorite how much money was spent it's no different than the acus and how much money was spent on the fucking pattern to fight on the moon or your grandma's couch yeah it was like on paper what they disclosed it was like 300 million dollars because they were trying to find the new combat rifle because they wanted a new

Starting point is 00:47:32 con their america wasn't at war and we're like we're gonna we're gonna fucking build alien guns to fight aliens basically is what they said they're like we need a new combat rifle. We want it to be 200% more accurate than the M16, which is what they had at the time. And the fucking gun manufacturer is like, cool, what's the budget? And they're like, fucking whatever. And everybody proceeded to lose their fucking money. Good luck, have fun.

Starting point is 00:47:57 SIG created the fucking, what is that? Or sorry, HK created the, what is it? G11. Yeah, the Kraut Space Magic Gun. Have you seen that fucking piece of shit? The G11? Oh my god. Bro, you, first of all, first of all, it matches

Starting point is 00:48:11 Digicam. It's literally four pixels. This entire gun is four pixels with a scope, and you open it up, and a fucking grandfather clock slides out, and my comment section, I didn't bother to like fact check it. I just assume it's true, but my comment section was like smart actually your joke about the grandfather clock is pretty close because they did actually hire two walk watch makers to help

Starting point is 00:48:34 design the mechanism and i was like it doesn't surprise me germany overdosed on german for the g11 that was the most german engineered bullshit I've ever seen in my fucking life. Here's the thing. We made a gun without a casing. Or a bullet without a casing. GVAM put up just the, it opened up because the mechanics of the interior. No infantryman. Very clearly.

Starting point is 00:48:57 No fucking infantryman is going to disassemble this in combat and be like, Hey, Big Sar, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I opened my gun up and it fell apart. Been building guns for like 10 plus years now, designed some shit. You've seen it, right? I couldn't tell you how that fucking works. Like just looking at it, I'm like, oh, dude, above my very grades. The reason for this one, why it was going to be more accurate than the M16,

Starting point is 00:49:21 was that it had three round burst. And that three round burst was so fast that it would fire three bullets before the recoil from the first bullet could be felt from the, by the operator. And that's why it was going to be more accurate. Russia moment. Still kind of cool. Russia beat Germany to that. Did they?

Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah. With the AN 94, they had hyperburst. Oh, hyperburst. Oh, hyperburst on the AN 94. It was two rounds before the first round felt recoil. That's cool. And it almost worked. It worked.

Starting point is 00:49:51 It worked really well when it worked. But it was notoriously, it was easy to jam up and whatnot. The hyperburst was crazy because it was two rounds literally from even 100 yards. They almost touch. It was extremely accurate. So the front half of the gun, I'm going to butcher how this fucking system works, by the way. It's almost like on a carriage inside itself is the rifle. So like as it's ejecting the first one, it's like pushing the round from the magazine.

Starting point is 00:50:18 Back forward. Into the chamber as it's ejecting the first and firing before the carriage hits the back. Was that built by Bilbal Blashmapov? It was not. It was built by their... It was... God, it was the something project. It was like a Russian arms contract or some shit like that,

Starting point is 00:50:34 but they have Russian arms designers. It's a crazy mechanism because it is the... It's a watch inside. It's like doing the counter-actuating system at the same time of... That one was pulleys. The AN-94, I believe, was pulleys. The AK-107 was... So both created at the same time, used the same platform for the hyper fire?

Starting point is 00:50:54 Not quite, no. Oh, really? No, the AN-94 was two round hyper burst, and then the rest was just full auto. The AK-107 was a concept. Spoiler alert, didn't fucking work, doesn't fucking work. I'm thinking of doing a video on it where basically you had two pistons going back and forth that would counterbalance the recoil, and they would hit in the middle. Oh, that's interesting.

Starting point is 00:51:16 And the reason it worked, and people didn't realize it at the time, is because it's heavier. Science. It's 5.56, 5.45. It's heavier. It's front heavier, and they had a good muzzle these 40 pound gun do no recoil even people that i know in russia or people i know in europe who have like the sr1 you have essentially uh the civilian version is that the one that um the the vickers made the the video that got millions and millions of views on yeah

Starting point is 00:51:42 the counterweight system thing i don't want to bring anything up. Is he in trouble right now? Yeah. This part might have to get edited out. No, this is perfectly cool. I think this is, it depends on what you're about to ask. No, I literally,

Starting point is 00:51:54 I read a tweet about him getting in trouble for something. I don't know what it was. He just pled guilty. I think it was a plea deal. Okay. Yeah, he just pled guilty to a bunch of shit. He had a for basement full of unregistered shooting guns, which, based.

Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, he pled guilty to some shit. shit. He had a basement full of unregistered machine guns, which, based. He pled guilty to some shit he's looking at in 25 years. That's the thing. It's like drinking a cold brew. It doesn't taste like beer. It's super good. Have you had this in Ireland yet? No. Why would I go to Ireland?

Starting point is 00:52:21 I don't know. I had a layover in Ireland. You had a layover in Ireland? I don't like to leave America. I've only been outside the United States one time. It was to go to England for some gaming conference. And on the way back, we had a layover in Dublin. And I drank a Guinness in Dublin. And it was quite wonderful.

Starting point is 00:52:38 It was six in the morning. That's actually not bad. That's Cody-ish. No, no, no. When you're in an airport It doesn't matter Like Vegas Again, it was like that meme

Starting point is 00:52:51 Don't get drunk in an airport at 10 o'clock Hey, you do what you want And the airport is screaming Hey, hey, live, live Nick looks like a dude That's never been out of the country Nope, don't want to Not leaving Nick looks like a dude that's never been out of the country. Nope. Don't want to.

Starting point is 00:53:07 Not leaving. Random attack on Nick successfully. No, fuck it. I'll own it. No, I'll own it. I'm never leaving, ever. I have zero reasons. This dude looks like he never left. I'm not going to die, go up and meet all my ancestors and be like,

Starting point is 00:53:21 do you know the shit I went through to get away from people and you just decided to go back for funsies? No. Absolutely not. You left that fucking continent for a reason. I had to harness the power of the fucking wind to push my stupid wooden boat across the ocean. They had to get a covered wagon and a fucking ox just so you could

Starting point is 00:53:37 dick off and go back for fun. No. Just so you could lose your generation to show ungrateful. That's why I live in Iowa, out of respect. You don't want to lose your entire family on the Oregon Trail? No, fuck it. Let me break down human evolution. Nobody has replied to that question in human history with, fuck it.

Starting point is 00:53:58 Once upon a time, my ancestors were living in Europe somewhere, and they're like, man, sure are a lot of motherfuckers around here I should leave and then they left to the east coast and they eventually there was a little more to eventually a bunch of people Showed up at the east coast are like I'm gonna fucking leave again, and then they moved all the way to California That's where I was born in the beginning. I think there was some dude nailed some words to a church door. Yeah something like that Yeah, there's like there There was like witches and witch trials and all kinds of shit. And then like some dude

Starting point is 00:54:28 all the way on the West Coast was like, man, the other one, I found gold. And then all the other people moved all the way to the West Coast. He's like, man,

Starting point is 00:54:37 there's way too many motherfuckers here now, but we found all the land on Earth. Remember that one chunk in the middle where it was cold, where nobody wanted

Starting point is 00:54:44 to fucking live? Let's go back there. And that's why I live in Iowa. It's the peak of human evolution. Just want people to leave me the fuck alone. That's a t-shirt right there. The peak of human evolution is Iowa. It's all Iowa.

Starting point is 00:54:56 Always has been. If you build it, they will come. Don't fucking build it. No, it's Iowa. It's far worse. It's okay.

Starting point is 00:55:06 I was laying into him about the state of Minnesota in the last podcast. It's fine. Yeah, I don't think I've ever... Oh, here we go. Oh, God, he's come up with a comeback. Are we going to argue about Minnesota and Iowa again? Oh, God, are we?

Starting point is 00:55:18 Jesus. I don't know. Are we? Let's do it. Give me your best takes on Iowa. Give me my best takes on Iowa? Yeah. It's the best. What about it? I mean, let's do it. Give me your best takes on Iowa. Give me my best takes on Iowa? It's the best. What about it? I mean, let's be honest.

Starting point is 00:55:29 What do you have that makes it the best? You have a primary. The Iowa caucuses. Everybody's like, holy fuck, we're electing somebody. Let's see what the Iowa's think. I think that's what we just handed down to Iowa. They're like, ah, they don't really have fuck all else. I actually like Iowa, but literally the entire state is a cornfield.

Starting point is 00:55:45 I don't want anything, and I'm not going to use this platform to make Iowa sound good, because I don't want you to live where I live. I don't want to. If you're a fan, that's great. I love you. Say hi to me if you ever see me in person. We'll take a picture. We'll hug.

Starting point is 00:55:58 It'll be fantastic. But also, anybody that's not my fan can fuck off. Leave me alone. I'm your fan. I know. You me alone. You're in Mason City? Yeah. Is that near Cedar Rapids? No, it's like three hours north. I'm like 30 minutes from the Minnesota border.

Starting point is 00:56:18 I said, I'll tell the city. Okay. I won't tell them. Oh, yeah, okay, to be fair. I'm not giving my address. Dude, I don't know how many people live in that city in Fucking Iowa could be like 30 fucking people. No, it's like I think like 40,000 Well, that's crazy the metro area of San Antonio is 3.8 million people. Yeah, the state of Iowa is 3 million

Starting point is 00:56:36 Yeah, see why I enjoy it so much actually yeah, it's like I'm in traffic here. I get super pissed There's no traffic in Iowa after this. We're all going to Wyoming No, I don't think why we're gonna take here. I get super pissed. There's no traffic in Iowa. After this, we're all going to Wyoming. No, I don't think we're going to take over. I was just there. I had to go to Wyoming to make sure it existed. Iowa's where it's at. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the

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Starting point is 00:57:31 Ever. Iowa's rad. Or excuse me, Iowa's rad, I guess. I don't know. No. Texas is rad, unless you're from California, in which case you can get fucked. That's too late. There's so many Californians already coming here. I know.

Starting point is 00:57:42 I'm pretty sure they're building a freeway just for one way traffic from California. That's moving. I was like, dude, even if you don't agree with Texas, the Texas abortion bill, you can at least know you can at least say that it's stopping the flow of California. No, stop it. We're going to fucking California is too expensive. So I'm going to move to Texas and vote the same exact way all the time. That won't make the same problems because because fucking science, that's why.

Starting point is 00:58:07 It's like that one sheriff that was on Joe Rogan, he was just like, just remember, you're a refugee, not a missionary. Jesus Christ! I love it! Seriously, that is the best take I've ever heard on that. Wow. That's a solid take. Some of my shop boys are from California, and they're from one of the more based places in California.

Starting point is 00:58:27 But they come to Texas and they're trying to rent a place. North of Redding. So where are you from? They're just like, California. It's like, well, no, no, no, no. We're the good ones. We're the good ones. We're the gun guys.

Starting point is 00:58:40 California is funny because if you get north of Redding, it's nothing but cowboy hats and people that desperately wish they could own guns. I'll come back and you guys are talking about some smortions over here. Smadosh Schmittler. What else are we going to talk about? He's the one fucking reading Mein Kampf and playing League of Legends.

Starting point is 00:59:01 First of all. It's called time to get in the zone. It's called spawn camping. All right. You guys don't want to talk about it. You do brew crane and I don't know,

Starting point is 00:59:11 trush us right now. We just started adding bees to the list of cops. Bro. This is all we're talking about right now. Well, that's all I'm saying

Starting point is 00:59:20 about Madoff-Bittler. There were four ovens. We are like three white claws from Cody talking about wooden doors. All right. Welcome back to Unsubscribe. I'm more racist now. Pull this!

Starting point is 00:59:43 Pull this! I missed this so much! Now Maybe maybe it happened but 10 million fireflies Oh no, I'm here for it. Bye Woody. I can't wait to have that conversation. I didn't say it. I sat next to a guy that did. March 5th. And you'll remember this is the day you almost had a base

Starting point is 01:00:25 to congressman. Hard cut to the next episode. So guys, the last host didn't work out. We're back to the one song. Danny Morstaff's like, Danny's just beating his fucking head against the table. David, Eli.

Starting point is 01:00:43 Okay, Eli, which one is it this fucking time? We're just going to keep it Eli for a while. Damn it, Eli. I'm like, I'm sorry. Say hi to Eli. Okay, Eli, which one is it this fucking time? We're just going to keep it Eli for a while. Just be like, I don't know what everyone's going to say anymore. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Danny Worsenau. Okay, so we have the range day coming up. Wait, the Guinness still have the tampons in them?

Starting point is 01:01:01 What? No, that's only the cans. Fun fact, science, History fact time. Ready? I think it's 1999. There's a picture of a tampon. The year is 1999. There's one invention on Earth that gets declared the invention of the

Starting point is 01:01:16 year. The Mark 1919. Second place for invention of the year in 1999 is the internet for the second best invention. Hold on. Just give a pause really quick. G-Van, at that exact moment, just replay what they did in sync unbeknownst to them. That's fucking weird.

Starting point is 01:01:32 You both went like this, looked at each other, and looked at it, and were like... Well, he pointed it out. Then you both looked, and you both put it down simultaneously. Like that, you fucking weirdos. You just did it again. Stop. you fucking weirdo. Eli, we hang out a lot. You just did it again. Stop. You fucking weirdo.

Starting point is 01:01:49 I'm like, wait, hold the fuck on. Okay, go on. Mark 1919. No, the runner-up for invention of the year. The runner-up for invention of the year in 1999 was the internet. Guess what the invention of the year was? Blink-182. That stupid nitrogen ball in the cans of Guinness. You're shitting me.

Starting point is 01:02:09 That beat out the internet for invention of the year. Wait, the internet was 1990? By whose standards? 1999. Oh, God. Okay, I was so off. I was like, I might have said 1919. I'm drunk.

Starting point is 01:02:20 I'm sure you said 99. I thought I said 99, but whatever. G-Van just played back. back buffering point out which one's stupid Who said that was more important than the internet like whose standards said the people that enjoyed beer and didn't understand the internet Chairman of actually the chairman of the Federal Reserve It was five I don't know. It was five. I don't know. No, it was the... No.

Starting point is 01:02:49 Oh, sorry. It was Paul Krugman. Yeah. He was the one who said that the... I don't know if he was chairman of the Fed. The internet's a fad. But he was like, the internet will have no greater impact on society and the economy than the fax machine. Wrong! Wow. Someone was a little off on this.

Starting point is 01:03:05 Dude, this sounds like fucking Congress talking to Zuckerberg right now. They're like, no, these things in these bottles in the beers is great, but what's about the internet, Mr. Zuckerberg? It's the most painful thing on the planet. The internet is, it's not here. Can your app connect to the Wi-Fi in my house? If that's what you're using to connect to the fucking internet, yeah. It's not on us, bro.

Starting point is 01:03:31 That's your Wi-Fi. That's your internet provider. Not on us. I did not know about that, but we got range day coming up. Range day is coming up. Early December. Don't want to say the date publicly, but yeah. We got a bunch of creators coming out.

Starting point is 01:03:45 It's going to be a good time. Have you announced it on Twitter yet? Well, we never announced publicly when or where. March of something. Hollywood's already shut down. We don't need a third of YouTube disappearing. Oh my God. Have you seen how bad

Starting point is 01:04:00 everything's gotten since the writer's strike? They were writing shit in the first place. Now it's even fucking worse, man. It's one of those... They're getting underpaid. Have you seen the shit that they've written? Yeah, the past couple years, what they've written. They should get charged for that.

Starting point is 01:04:15 Jake, just give a nod. Do you agree or disagree? There you go. Jake knows Hollywood. He gets to see it. I've experienced it and watched it and worked in it fucking lot of trash writers out there

Starting point is 01:04:31 you don't get paid because you suck at your job it's also like the free hand of the invisible hand of the market too where it's like oh wow there's a lot of people who want to do it weird it's like you can pay them less because there's a lot of people who want to take that fucking place if you want to know how many big that doesn't sound very fair you're about to say the same thing i'm communist yeah exactly well mine is it's like if you want to see the disparity

Starting point is 01:04:56 between good writers and then fucking everyone else that's on strike right now look at the good youtubers yeah yep that's what i was saying and then how many how many you how many youtubers have broken a hundred million you have a handful how many youtubers have a million how many youtubers have writers actually more than you think it's like a thousand well that's what i'm saying it's still a thousand so out of a thousand how many youtube accounts are there though yeah hundreds of millions Adding on to what you're saying, they're fucking scared of us, dude. They are fucking scared of what an individual can do and how well they can write. And what someone like all of us just sitting in front of a fucking camera can do.

Starting point is 01:05:38 They're fucking terrified of that. That's legit. I mean, you have your different style of content. Even Jake over there, we talked about it on the drive here. It is the idea of- Oh, it's 40,000. 40,000 channels. 40,000 channels.

Starting point is 01:05:52 That actually shocks me. It's that high. Still, but even then, how many channels in general are on YouTube? You're looking at 900 million? No, over a billion. You have probably a billion accounts on YouTube, and then content creators, you're looking at at least 400 million, 300 million. We'll round down to 100 million.

Starting point is 01:06:08 And also, a lot of a big percentage of those people that are over a million are not currently active, and if they are active, they're not getting the kind of views we are. Yeah. So you're looking at that as a statistic or a number. I'd probably say 3,000 or 4,000 relevant ones. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:23 So take that and then apply that to the writers you have so many bad writers that are like i deserve the same as these ones it's saying it's like hey random youtuber you deserve as much as big time youtuber that has refined their craft even going into i break it down as something as simple as this a thumbnail and title yes that sounds stupid as shit and you're like i don't fuck it most of you probably don't know this the that is the most important part of the video the it sounds stupid but not to a youtuber no excuse me it sounds stupid but not to a good youtuber that is the most important part of a video is thumbnail and title

Starting point is 01:07:01 mr beast breaks into this he was like, hey, I'm breaking down to... Mr. Beast goes into every three to five seconds, I have to have something happening in a video. That's where I learned all this originally. When I worked with him back in 2019? 2018? And then we met him at VidSummit and sat and talked about the same thing.

Starting point is 01:07:19 It's called retention beats. You have to keep your audience there every three to five seconds or you're going to fucking lose lose them so all the work I did for mr. beast back in the day was completely free like I didn't like it was like I was at most it was like a shout out at the end which I think got edited out but I didn't care I really I I made a tweet about it oh I didn't make a tweet about it and talk about my victimhood I didn't give a fuck like I learned I was I was there to absorb information

Starting point is 01:07:45 because man just even listening to the way those guys talk about youtube content creation like you absorb so much you learn so much you got you got paid an experience yes a hundred percent one of the keynotes right now if you are thinking about this path like write these fucking things down this is something most people doesn't matter it fucking matters it matters so that last five five minutes is what people would pay a lot of money so yeah brandon and i went to vid summit a couple years ago which is where they they bring out creators and they have people come up on stage and they talk about it like mr beast blah blah blah the best part of vid summit like we got bored so we didn't want to be up there and watch the people talk well a lot of the people that were talking no offense to you if you're watching this a lot of

Starting point is 01:08:27 the people talking had fewer subs than we did yeah so we're like you're not we're not going to listen to you about how to succeed you believe you're at 30k subs like it's just not interesting the best part of is we were sitting by the pool and jimmy comes up and we just started just talking with him mr beast uh that mr Oh, there we go. Yeah, and I learned more in that five-minute conversation. Yo, Big Jay comes up. Who's Jay? Oh, Jesus Christ, sorry.

Starting point is 01:08:51 Yeah, don't worry about that. Bimmy. You did not just fucking compare Mr. Beast to Jesus Christ. No, not that. That was a completely separate relevant timeline. Internet worship has gone too far. Oh, no. No, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:09:05 If all these writers are so fucking smart, why don't they start YouTube channels? Because they won't succeed. But literally take these notes where it is extremely important. It is long form. When Fat Electrician came down the first time, he had, what, 30,000 subs on YouTube? Give or take? No, I had like 100. Really? I had 100 the first time I came down here play button but it was

Starting point is 01:09:30 still right yeah I thought I knew you were huge on tick-tock I didn't know if you had broken that on you know we had a bully you into doing fucking good yeah yeah yeah everyone's thing here and Nick what is the best thing is the guys that come out this This is Nick. This is a fat electrician, one punch dad, like an habitual line crosser. When they come out here, just naming a few, they get motivated to do long form. And then Nick's for Nick. How many views does your first long form piece of content have right now?

Starting point is 01:10:00 Just one point to you. Piece of shit. Once I went to long form, I never stopped. So I'll just I'll just go back. Starting with my first long form video of shit once i went to long form i never stopped so i'll just i'll just go back uh starting with my first long form video for those who don't know long form is like when we're talking about like not sure it's not 10 minutes or longer yeah yeah eight minutes or longer yeah not tiktok so when you get the short form when i just when you get the second ad and 12 i think is when you get when i first broke eight minutes and never went back, the views go 1.2

Starting point is 01:10:26 million, 1.2 million, 1.2 million, 2.3 million, 800,000, 1.3, 2.9, 700, 800, 1, half, 8, 700,000. That's so weird. It's weird how you listen to people that have succeeded and then you

Starting point is 01:10:42 succeed too. Yeah, I know. It's wild. But, and that's the thing,. But you don't fucking reinvent the goddamn wheel. It is not a hard concept. I mean, still experiment. Yeah, experiment. Still experiment with stuff. And Unsub does that with stories, militaries. We got some shit in the pipeline that is good.

Starting point is 01:10:59 We're experimenting with it. We'll see how it works. And that is the point of content. It's like, hey, this works. Got it. Let's fucking, let's experiment with these things see if they work and bring it into our own workflow also simplicity my favorite thing is jake corridor digital he gets to watch you guys and be like fuck you because they spend months on one piece of content and cody's like oh someone got shot hi everyone Jonah here so

Starting point is 01:11:27 cop killed a minority for the 50th time this month they were on the right they were on the wrong I'm gonna break it down for you here we are across Wisconsin that's like why I feel like we do the creator range days we bring people out

Starting point is 01:11:44 it's not just so they can shoot machine guns. Of course, we want everyone to experience the Second Amendment and how wonderful it is. But it's the networking that comes from it. Every single time we get around other creators, we learn something new. Just a little tidbit of information that we put into our content that just boosts it. Because we all do things just a little bit different. And so when we get together and compare notes, because what people don't understand, YouTube doesn't exactly just tell us how this shit works.

Starting point is 01:12:08 We have to figure it out. Because they don't know either. That's all. We literally, it's just like it's a conglomerate of people, though, like getting together like, hey, this is my experience. This is my experience. And from that, you can kind of aggregate how to move going forward. So we're all just proof that there's enough room under the sun for everybody as that sounds like we'll all like get together and help each other

Starting point is 01:12:29 because we're all in the same fight like we're all just trying to do the same thing and it matters like all those little fucking things make a huge difference on the piece of content you're like oh this at my now this video is performing phenomenally because i listened to X, Y, Z. Cool. I mean, even for Unsub, a majority of the time, titles or anything, I kick it to the guys. I'm like, hey, which is the best title or let's come up with something to make this the best title. Every fourth video you text it to me, you're like, what do you think about title for this? The majority of our week is spent thinking about thumbnails and titles with each other. We have a big group and we have we have a big group and we're like what do you think about this thumbnail no there should be an outline here

Starting point is 01:13:08 no that should be enlarged no brandon kicked autism test he was like just name it the autism test and i was like i got the i got the thumbnail literally i i like because you said like you sent me like six different title ideas i was just like just the autism test autism test. I was like, oh, it's really good. I got the thumbnail. Which AJ Wilkerson was so cool. He was fucking awesome. Dude, he was one of the best homies in the world. And I kicked you the title.

Starting point is 01:13:31 I kicked everyone the thumbnail. And they're like, Brandon's was like, I actually love that thumbnail so much. Zero critiques. I was like, yes, that. And then Dave, Salty Dave, old Dave Reardon, Time for a Pie. Is that who I thought you were talking about? No, like I kicked him and he like kicked him back. He was like this.

Starting point is 01:13:51 I was like, change, put font up, go like this, and put a train in the background. Literally what I said. Did you do that while you said it? Yeah, I was like, put a train in the background. Put a train in the background. Put a tall building. And he kicked me and he's like, that? Send it to you guys

Starting point is 01:14:05 you're like it's beautiful okay we're good to go you literally have one second one second to catch people's attention with a thumbnail yeah it's one what people don't understand is like like obviously the content is important but before they click on the content before they have no like you could be the nicest person most charismatic person in the fucking universe before they ever know that they have to click on a title or a thumbnail you have two opportunities to present information about your video to the audience and if you can't like get them on the title thumbnail you're fucked this fucking jake is like hallelujah this is so true you guys do not know how much information this is here is your

Starting point is 01:14:44 fucking master class. This is a master class and you're getting it for free. You know what the most sought after job for high school kids is? YouTubers. YouTubers. Yeah. I promise you, if your kid is obsessed with being a YouTuber or whatever,

Starting point is 01:14:58 get your kid doing video editing. Yes. And then try to get your kid to work for a YouTuber. And that YouTuber will teach him everything under the sun for free. 100% of the time. The best thing you could fucking do out of high school is work for a YouTuber for free.

Starting point is 01:15:14 I pay my video editor a shit ton of money. Also, if anybody would like to work for me for free... I actually need a vlog editor so if any of you out there want to... Dude, your inbox is fucked now. The best example... Yo, dog, what's up? I your inbox is fucked now best example the best example so like off the top of my head Nico Ortiz he did

Starting point is 01:15:31 his brutally honest podcast with his personal assistant and his personal assistant who he pays money enough to apparently get by and live whatever but he also taught her how to do social media and she has like 800,000 subscribers on Instagram doing her own yoga thing and like she has her own

Starting point is 01:15:48 separate job separate from working for him too and like he just teaches her everything for free because I don't know he goes autistic on that there's a lot of me there's room for everybody like talking to me that's trying to get free labor right now no but work for for YouTubers for free, motherfuckers. Come work. It's like the Sean Strickland. Come and work. C-U-M-W-O-R-K.

Starting point is 01:16:14 Come work. Do the come work. That's the new version. Instead of help wanted, it's come work. Back in the day, it was a casted couch. Now it's come work Computer chair where you edit our videos for free It's the fucking human crypto mining

Starting point is 01:16:40 Jake's like stop it. Why are people, Jake. Shut the fuck up. Are 20 editors? I don't think this is an OSHA violation, but it should be. OSHA hasn't figured out a decentralized workforce yet. Quick. Make a billion dollars. Christ alive.

Starting point is 01:17:15 But if you want to get ahead, I just wish people would actually listen to it. It's like, listen to the people know what the fuck they're doing They have a numbers and then we'll give out the never done I like what Gary Vee used to say about it because he's like obviously like fell off the planet because you know He didn't follow a lot of his own advice, but he said the see the knowledge guy No, he's like he's like one of the Entrepreneur guys, but he I was shit early on but he would just say like You know guys but he i watched a lot of his shit early on but he would just say like you know i i don't mind

Starting point is 01:17:45 giving you all of my advice and basically how i run my businesses and how i run my social media because i know you'll never take it yep 100 and it's true yeah it it's fucking crazy you have like right now there is three individuals that are crushing life at this and you're like, eh, I don't know. Three? They might not. Three. I still think I have a shitty podcast. Now we all have a shitty podcast together. We all have.

Starting point is 01:18:12 Welcome. All for one. All for one and one for come. Cheers to that. Nick, get the fucking drink up. God damn it. Pull from it. Pull from it.

Starting point is 01:18:24 Do we just do a shot right now? What are we doing a shot of? What shot are we doing? Do we do rum or whiskey? Oh, we'll just pass it down. Pass it down the fucking line. All right. Mmm.

Starting point is 01:18:34 Liquor. Hardly even know. I Ubered here. My house is walking distance. I'm Ubering back. But it is. It's crazy. I need a drink Let's go make one real quick break break. We have to do rum. G-man kill that break. Yeah kill that break. Don't make that break.

Starting point is 01:18:56 It's just the real the real is here If you if you guys are if you guys are actually interested in making a profession out of this. You're like this. You're deep throwing. Can you get your teeth over here? Oh, you can. I can. It's my Slavic jaw. But no, for real.

Starting point is 01:19:18 I just want to point out what they're all joking about is actually legit. If you actually want to do the damn thing and you want to make a living off of it, then there are literally...

Starting point is 01:19:37 Jake, are you a little drunk? Of course I am. Jake looks like he wants to yell about taxes right now. You look like you want to yell at me and Eli. I had to yell at Donut about buying a Lamborghini earlier because our bonds were better then. Yeah, he's yelling at me about supercars. It's fine.

Starting point is 01:19:56 Jake, if you want to do the damn thing, what do we do? Look, look, no, just like, there's a path. And if you follow, if you follow if you read in between the lines, you follow. Like everybody on YouTube that I've ever met that's been successful at it has always been willing to offer how they did it. Yeah. Actually, yes. For free.

Starting point is 01:20:20 For free. For fucking free. If you're paying for a course, you're doing it wrong. Yes, absolutely. I don't need you to read between the lines. I just need you to fucking listen. Yeah. Yeah. For fucking free If you're paying for a course you're doing it wrong Yes absolutely I don't need you to read between the lines I just need you to fucking listen That's it Don't hurt me

Starting point is 01:20:32 You will learn more From the Joe Rogan Mr. Beast episode Than you ever will from any course Yes absolutely And there's people like us That are honestly on the platform a dime a dozen. But when it comes to actually looking into it and doing it yourself and trying it yourself, there's a wealth of knowledge there that should not be taken for granted.

Starting point is 01:21:00 And we're giving it out for free because the way that the platform exists allows us to make a living without having to sell it, which is a phenomenal thing. It's because we're fucking lonely. Imagine climbing a mountain by yourself and yelling down, hey, here's how to get up here. It's fucking awesome. And everybody's like, I could never pull it off by myself. But you have to try. Or they're like, you have to go.

Starting point is 01:21:21 Or they're like, yeah, I could do that. And then they just stay there. I'll teach you how to get here for free just because I want somebody to go to brunch with every day. You have to try. I'm catching some strays over here. And so all I'm saying is

Starting point is 01:21:37 the last 15 minutes that these guys have just sort of espoused is free knowledge that's worth $100,000. So, thank you. I love you. I love that this is going to be one of the most watched podcasts that we have.

Starting point is 01:21:54 And it's going to be for free. And it's for free. What's up? Do you want rum or whiskey? I want Brandon to make it. Let's see what happens. Are you sure? Say when. Say when, motherfucker.

Starting point is 01:22:07 Say when. I'll be your huckleberry. Oh, my God. I know. I really want to go back and watch it now. I hadn't seen it before like three years ago. What the fuck is wrong with you? I've seen it.

Starting point is 01:22:21 Okay. This is good-ass rum. Three years ago, though? Yeah, it's good-ass fucking Yeah. It's good ass fucking rum. It's weird watching people not take all the... There's fucking every piece of information you need for free out there from editing to podcasting to every piece of life. Just go search it and you will experience it. Watching, even reading the podcasting Reddit, I've never, like three days ago, I've stumbled upon podcast Reddit and it was the first time I was like, oh, this is wrong.

Starting point is 01:22:55 People, if you have fucking four podcasts and not one is taking off, reevaluate what you're fucking doing. Also, don't have four podcasts. Yeah, don't have four fucking podcasts and also secondly don't give people advice until you've already succeeded there's like that's that feels really like simple advice but you'd be surprised there's people like i have 800 podcasts you click on it like 10 views it's like hey let's refine what you're doing and like simplify it also not enough one message one fucking message

Starting point is 01:23:26 That works you don't need a billion messages. This way this bothers the fuck out of me a lot of people don't ask Why would anybody watch this? That is a big fuck like That sounds like one simple. Yeah, it's like all right. Are you no are you entertaining no are you funny no why the fuck would i watch that am i learning a goddamn thing either be one of the three or be everyone at this table for all like some combination yeah like for the love of god if you're on tiktok and somebody's telling you how to make content and go viral and do this for a living, before you take that advice, click on their profile and see how many people actually give a fuck what they say.

Starting point is 01:24:10 Yeah, first off, I'm just going to go out there and say TikTok is fake views. It doesn't matter. Potato chips? That's also true. It's potato chips. It is very simplistic. This is all aspects of life. Listen to somebody that's like big in

Starting point is 01:24:26 their fucking, what their craft is. If they are good at their craft, you will know. Other people will let you know they're good at their craft. Listen to them. Then find the next person that is better at that craft. This is why, like, these are my guys. These are my best

Starting point is 01:24:42 friends. They are younger than me, but still, at the end of the day, I'm going to listen to them on what they are great at. You know what? They're fucking great out. Same for fucking Jake over here. Thumbnails, YouTube content. They know what they're doing and each one has something specific.

Starting point is 01:24:58 They're bringing Jake corridor. corridor they have dialed in long form content or like 10 to 20 minute content at a a higher end refined it to a craft and now i can't wait to see the retention dip on this episode as soon as we start preaching them like youtube they're like they'll hear money and then for the love of god don't let your kids don't let your kids take a social media class at college. Whatever you do, don't pay for that. What you guys haven't realized either is we've been doing retention beats this entire time. One conversation about guns drops off and we jump up into a different conversation. What I just did to Eli now was a retention beat.

Starting point is 01:25:40 You guys probably didn't notice it. We think like this now when we're doing content. Yeah, we're going from one type of content to another this entire podcast. And it's not calling the audience stupid. It's literally just saying this is how the human brain is wired. This is how human behavior works. And we've learned to communicate that way. This isn't scripted whatsoever. This is how to entertain people.

Starting point is 01:25:59 G-Van has already done an intro for this video that specifically reflects and then our title and thumbnail are also going to be keynotes on this episode. We talked about this title thumbnail two weeks before we did the fucking episode. I love that now the comments are like Jesus fucking Christ. One hour, 22 minutes,

Starting point is 01:26:19 29 seconds. You guys are going to leave this like You guys are going to leave this like Oh-M-G. You guys are going to leave this like, oh, my God, I see the matrix now. It's all ones and zeros, boys. Dude, all these little numbers come into play with what everyone's doing, and you have to refine it. Like, Jake, on the drive here, it's appreciating what you guys do at your level. You guys, when you watch some Corridor videos,

Starting point is 01:26:45 you're like, holy fucking shit. And then I can tell you when Corridor reacts to VFX, that was their defining moment. It's like, oh, thank fucking Christ we have something that works, that generates views, and we can replicate easily in a pipeline without doing hours and months of VFX.

Starting point is 01:27:03 And the GQ shit and the, the corridor VFX artist reacts is what inspired like some of my gun builders react series and stuff like that. And started early on. Like it was, it was just kind of like, Oh shit, it wasn't,

Starting point is 01:27:14 how do I copy that? It's like, how do I take that concept and work that into what I already do? And like, that's, that's something that's really, you know, who else doesn't listen to this advice?

Starting point is 01:27:32 Hollywood. No, that's that's something that's really you know who else doesn't listen to this advice hollywood no that's weird crazy weird about that writer's strike again history channel oh why are we talking about that wanted me to be on a show i'm still i said can we hear your story and we'd like to i just like whatever you could talk about what i mean whatever i didn't sign anything so I can talk about all of it. Basically... A famous Ghostbuster is going to have a new show come out where he does basically YouTube top 10 videos. That blew my mind. You didn't tell me that part before last night.

Starting point is 01:27:56 Yeah. So he does like top 10 videos, which is like a YouTube format, and they're going to try to copy it. And that's great. Whatever. That's fine. It works. It's established. It's science at this point. And this person, they got a hold of me because they're like hey i saw your bat bomb video we wanted to do a topic on that you have the most views for that video on youtube but do you want to come in on being our subject matter expert for the bat bomb and i'm like i fucking i read the book from the guy that designed it i'm not an expert but whatever sure why not how much are you paying me uh zero

Starting point is 01:28:25 at first and i was like oh i'm not flying into lax for 0.99 um and they're like well you know typically we just get like history majors trying to get their master's degree from the local college and i go cool fucking get one i don't give a shit yeah congrats it's fine like history majors aren't bringing a couple million subscribers across platforms to your fucking tv show and they're like well we could probably give you $750 and I'm like again no sorry

Starting point is 01:28:53 whatever so I didn't do that but they basically broke down they broke down the fucking show and I don't know they just I tried to give advice and then there was five producers telling me no, you're wrong.

Starting point is 01:29:09 I get more views than the fucking History Channel does, but whatever. They just refused to listen. I was like, alright, well, you guys have fun with that. Bye. And we're not downplaying $750. I will let you know across the board. That is far too little for somebody like that to fly in.

Starting point is 01:29:29 I'm downplaying that. Even as an electrician, for me to take a week off to fly to a different state away from my wife and kids. If I don't get to go home to my wife at the end of the day, that's me working 24 hours a day. Period. So that's what I'm saying with $750. For me to take a week off and work 24 hours a day, sleep in a fucking hotel room, pay for me to eat out three times a day, it's not going to fucking happen. Pay for you to get eaten out three times a day? Eat out at a restaurant. No, they eat you out.

Starting point is 01:29:58 Yeah, for sure. It's LA. It's LA. That was a pertinent question. Yeah, they will rim you in LA. Yeah, no, that's fine. Nick wants to be eight out three times a day.

Starting point is 01:30:07 Social media show side. You're not paying $250 a day. Those fat electrician legs just spread open. We know what you're saying, man. I wouldn't do that as an electrician, let alone social media, whatever the fuck. A lot of people don't.

Starting point is 01:30:26 They're like, so you turn that. I was like, bro, this is a week worth of shit that I have to do. Fly, be away from my family, all these little things. It is fucking work. Also, what people don't see is how much we grinded our fucking faces off for $0 before any of this became a thing. Now we actually carry influence where we can sell things. can get you views we can you know sell your products we can do those things and we it's not for nothing we didn't get randomly chosen like fucking name out of a hat yeah like we're we grinded to get here to piggy off what brandon was saying i went to, it was, yeah, for the big shoot we just did a couple weeks ago, it was nine days.

Starting point is 01:31:09 I did the math. I did nine days straight of 16 to 17 hour days leading up to those shoots, getting them done. I took one day off. That is these guys' work schedule, usually a majority of the time. That is one day off. Out of a month, you're taking maybe a handful of the time that is one day off we out of a month you're taking maybe a handful of half days off and you're like okay that's good enough i don't need any more and it crushes the soul where people get weekends they get the nine to fives it's not to downplay

Starting point is 01:31:39 it is work that is what a lot of people don't understand how much effort work every individual That is working this lifestyle is putting in because they were like hey, I want to fucking crush life. I want like entrepreneurship I want to run eight businesses. This is a fucking great idea. I want to open a new skate shop I want to run a gun shop open a channel run for Congress I'm gonna be an electrician also start long form short form every other piece. I want to to be an electrician. Also start long form, short form, every other piece I want to get rich, get a blumpkin and fucking die. We are

Starting point is 01:32:14 working every fucking hour of our goddamn day. Like when people don't see like the RPG video, the RPG video like that was probably two and a half hours of film. Watching you fuck up $3,500 is fucking hilarious. I hope people appreciated that because that video in general was over $10,000 for me.

Starting point is 01:32:36 Fuck. It was over $10,000 and that was money that I had no idea if I would get that bad. That's without camera rentals because we were friends. There are so many little pieces of this pie that go into it. I had eight people on staff on set for that video, right? More or less. We had fucking over $10,000 put into it before I ever had any guarantee of any return or that the video would even get fucking monetized.

Starting point is 01:33:05 My time, three days of coordination, like- $20,000 worth of camera gear just on my end. Like around subs now, like there. Like that is in one fucking video. How many rockets did you shoot? Two more than I should have. Four. Them rockets expensive.

Starting point is 01:33:22 I was expecting two, but the scope was not sighted in and I had to figure out what the hold was for... RPGs aren't accurate, guys. I spent seven extra thousand dollars on RPGs and then my truck got stolen. How much was the ballistic dummy, Brandon? Oh, yeah, no, I didn't even factor that in. Four grand?

Starting point is 01:33:41 Yeah, four grand for a torso. Them's not cheap. Well, the other part for me was like, your job is so easy. It's like, bro, half the people commenting that don't have enough money for a ballistic dummy in their fucking bank account. Fuck you.

Starting point is 01:33:55 Goddamn, Congressman. I'm fine with that. Just don't call my job easy. The other part was like, for me, I don't know the editor. I don't trust the cast. You could make me look like a dumbass or edit out all the funny you know what i mean like there's also an aspect of that i did a thing you could do that yeah like you could make me look like an asshole because i don't know you could be completely disingenuous and uh just make you look like an asshole for no reason sure yeah because you're australian

Starting point is 01:34:23 and whatever the simplicity of editing a video is so much work that goes into it. You're just like, for real. If your kids want to get involved in social media, get them started in video editing. It's a great start. It's a good start. It's super, super good. I think, I think we all, yeah, we all edit our, our own videos for the first couple years at least. Until we, yeah, and then hired an editor, and then that editor is our friend that will help out in any way they want ever because they're legitimately our friends. Dude, I remember I did Airsoft videos and shit like sixth grade, seventh grade in school.

Starting point is 01:35:07 And then like eighth grade, I did video arts class where we all like basically just fought over the opportunity to record, you know, girls volleyball high school. That, you know, that was just kind of what we did. That's a true thing. Yeah. Did you do video arts in high school? I didn't do video arts, but I had a YouTube channel in high school, though. And if you guys can find it, I'll give you $1,000. Hey, I also have a YouTube channel from high school that's still up that you won't be able to find.

Starting point is 01:35:35 Mine's still up. You're not going to find it, hopefully. We'll see. I regret. I deleted mine. You know what? I'm going to go home and delete it. I just challenged the internet.

Starting point is 01:35:41 That's a fucking losing battle. I take it back. It'll be gone before this episode airs, promise i regret it i deleted mine in like 2008 that's probably a good idea i i wish i fucking i wish i still had it but yeah myself is that when you did like the audio file of mineconf who's huge oh no you're talking about your jerking playlist? Congressman. Oh, God. Yeah, also, what the? Eli, we got to step our game up.

Starting point is 01:36:11 About what? I don't know. Like, I got to get knighted or something. It's fucking congressman, colonel. Colonel. We got to get something. Oh, shit, we haven't talked about that. Shit.

Starting point is 01:36:21 Damn, Owen. I don't have anything. War hero. Colonel. Congressman. Electrician. Colonel. Congressman. Electrician. Shit. Sorry. At ease.

Starting point is 01:36:30 Okay, we're good. Kitties. Dude, I went to my fucking PO box the other day, and there was this cardboard surrounded around a letter, and I was like, do not bend. This is weird. I'm getting served right now. Something fucking happened.

Starting point is 01:36:45 I'm finally getting sued by some asshole I talked about getting shot on the internet. And I open it up, and it's from the governor of Kentucky. I am an official colonel in Kentucky now. And Rich got one, too. Honorary Kentucky colonel. Honorary Kentucky colonel. Just like Sanders. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:37:04 Angry cops got one the same day. It's fucking weird. I wasn't expecting that. I don't know what I did. Colonel Donut Operator. Don't know what I did in Kentucky. I don't know why I put a southern accent and made this really bad. Because the Colonel Donut Operator and his student athletes.

Starting point is 01:37:21 He was like, Donut, we should treat him like Jerry. It's like, I don't know. I don't know about that. Who's that Pecklewood downtown who blows the glass? Who's that Pecklewood? Yeah, Governor. You're going to hit me if I get a title. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:37:36 I don't know, Governor. I don't know about that. It's getting a little spicy there, Governor. As long as the lawyer Jake is laughing, we're in the clear. Yeah, for sure. As long as our attorney is laughing. I was ordained at least. I can marry people.

Starting point is 01:37:52 Jake, we're going to be our own careful lawyer. Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Which one? He's ordained. He can marry people. Yeah, I'm reverend. Let me talk to you about something here soon.

Starting point is 01:38:03 Oh. Yeah? What? Is this a fucking breaker? We got a new title for this episode. We're announcing. I'm in. I'm so proud of you guys. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:38:15 We now have the F pass. Watch out, internet. You two actually got married just for that? The new shirt says FF. It's you two with wedding rings. It's like this carnival ticket in Mint One. We've been waiting a long time to say this, but welcome back to Unsubscribe. I'm having so much fun just watching Jake's facial reactions in the background as we're filming this.

Starting point is 01:38:51 Fucking Jake's like, this is gold. Oh my God, it's perfect. Oh yeah, more YouTube life hacks. The more opportunities you give for YouTube to make money, they'll push your videos more because they get to make more money and then you get more views. Then you make more money. They make more money. Because that's how the algorithm works.

Starting point is 01:39:10 It's one of those things that, well, they say it doesn't, but it does. They lied. They lie. YouTube wants money. Which is good because I want money too. It's one of those things that seems intuitive, but most people don't put together. Yep.

Starting point is 01:39:22 It's kind of weird. Good content. We should stress that. Don't do shit content for four hours and be like, it's not working. You guys lied. It's like, no, you had shit content. But when we've seen long form content over

Starting point is 01:39:35 two hours, it is. The algorithm's like, oh, okay. Also, basic tonality. A lot of people that are doing YouTube, hey guys, so i'm trying youtube and today we're gonna it's like yeah yeah fuck yeah jake from corridor everybody here's here's how you need to approach this if you're scanning through radio frequencies and i know this is outdated dad talk god damn you're drinking behind the camera. No no no

Starting point is 01:40:05 look look look if you scan through radio frequencies and you stop at a song apply the same mentality to your videos. Yeah tell yourself would I stop at this song

Starting point is 01:40:21 would I stop at this video and if you wouldn't, well then... And the answer is, if the answer is no, then give up. No, no, no. The answer is no. I like Jake's voice right now. Jake has deteriorated on his vocal habits. Jake is a very wholesome family man,

Starting point is 01:40:39 and he's not used to keeping up with us degenerates. Science. But that's the question we have always asked ourselves at Corridor, is if you can click on it and if you can stop and you can pay attention to the thing that we're offering in the microsecond that you have been given, that's how you need to test yourself. And you can't hold yourself to some unprecedented standard.

Starting point is 01:41:06 You can't hold yourself to some like non-equilibrium standard. Like if people are going to watch through and they're going to get suggested videos and they're going to click on your video, then... And stay there. Yeah. Then you apply yourself to that exact standard and don't have any qualms about it. It's not about ego. It's not about, it's just.

Starting point is 01:41:30 It's fairly objective. It's super objective. And if you can get yourself to put a video up in front of somebody and then they click on it, boom, you've done your job. Yeah. And that's, it's as simple as that. Science.

Starting point is 01:41:44 And it is. It's science. Also, to that point what cody what do we call uh the intro bit of our video for starting like in media res where you want to get a little bit of the video i love it ready the cum shot the cum shot it's you start with the cum shot yeah so if i if i jump into a video and i say hey hey guys jake hey guys no jake jake made a very good point there. If I'm like, hey. It's literally to Jake's point, like what he was just talking about. We're going to talk about this guy got shot by police today. But if I'm like, hi everyone, Donut here.

Starting point is 01:42:14 This guy got smoked by a fucking police officer today and it was crazy as hell. Stick around to watch the video. I'm already hard. We have our YouTube voices, by the way. Basically, it comes down to life. What is up up you sex YouTube mother lovers today we're gonna be talking yeah today we're talking about so like literally it all comes down to like I can't do that and on so big we put in an hour two hours compressed if you want to succeed at YouTube all you have to do is establish the fact that

Starting point is 01:42:42 people are gonna give you their time you have to do is establish the fact that people are going to give you their time. You have to respect that and provide value in return. And then we get to sell ads based on your time. That's all it is. So it's like I have to respect your time. So like as an electrician, it's like I hope you respect my time because I cost a lot of money to show up at your house and fix your electrical. It's the same exact concept. Like you're watching my video.

Starting point is 01:43:03 I respect your time. I want to provide value. If you're not laughing or smiling, I want you to be learning. And if you're not learning, I want you to be laughing or smiling because my two categories that I overlap are funny and education. And that's just what I want you to do.

Starting point is 01:43:15 I try to do the same fucking thing. Exactly. It's all entertainment. Yeah. I hate this just entered my brain is think of corn. Cheesecake corn. Cheesecake corn. At the 10 think of corn corn if you were like if you can make a time and then big boobs got revealed a fucking I love shot just say fucking boobs but not porn Bob I thought we were talking about corn, the band. That's why I went with it. I thought we were talking about corn, the band.

Starting point is 01:43:45 Yeah. I thought it was too late. They catch you with the. Fuck that. Fuck that. Are we doing Dune now? I just thought about. Oh my God.

Starting point is 01:43:55 I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about Creed. Porn entered my head. Where it's at. Well, I'm a little proud. I would watch a whole porn video if it was like, Hey daddy, what's up? And then it's a girl's like, boom, and then getting smashed, and then boom, the money shot.

Starting point is 01:44:11 And you're like, man, I want to watch the whole video. That is exactly what YouTube is. All I was thinking was like supernatural. I like this. Tim, I never thought about that. I don't believe that the babysitter actually loves the pizza man. Okay, okay. Like fucking piggying off of what you just said,

Starting point is 01:44:27 if you look through porn, they have some of the best fucking thumbnails in the world because it's like what you're into, what you're looking for. So if you want to know how to make thumbnails, go to the corn tubs. If you click on it. That's the next T-shirt. Literally a husk of corn in a bathtub.

Starting point is 01:44:49 Corn tub. It's a full bathtub with just corn in it. But it's colored in a way that looks like the corn tub logo. Oh, I like this a lot. You got two good, three good t-shirts out of today? Oh, I hate it. I never thought about it. I was like, oh my Oh, I hate it. I never thought about it.

Starting point is 01:45:05 I was like, oh my God, I click it. If, if corn gave me 10 seconds of hard intro of what's going on, I'd be like, I got to watch this or J O to it. I have a question. Minimum. I have a question about the new unsubscribe. Actually go on. If we're all hosts, we're still going to have guests sometimes.

Starting point is 01:45:22 Right. Most probably rotate. I'm sure. So like, does that mean for the first time ever, Eli gets a fucking day off? No. Has there ever been one without you? One. In over 100?

Starting point is 01:45:39 A hundred and 32. So you get like an episode off. I won't even know what to do. It's like the Asian Tiger Mom. You know how hard it's going to be for me to try to do a podcast with you standing in the corner?

Starting point is 01:45:58 It's like Asian Tiger Mom. 131? 132. Dude, I can't even imagine. I'd watch an episode get uploaded without me only like... What are you gonna do with this many hosts? We're gonna do what each individual

Starting point is 01:46:14 is doing right now for the next big piece of content. And then we'll fucking close this bitch out to the after show. Who are we starting with? Oh my god, Brandon, holdon hold on no we're gonna start brandon's gonna be last because i fucking love it uh we'll start with we talked about yours last time what's your next piece after that after that yeah oh it's in the after party so i can still

Starting point is 01:46:41 tell it here a normal podcast right right? Yeah. Okay, cool. So, Cody, who hasn't heard this before. Oh, this. Bro, check it out. Bro, this is fucking. Let me tell you a story. Let me fucking. God damn it, this is fucking dope.

Starting point is 01:46:52 The first battle of World War II. You ready for this? Okay. Guess who the first men to fucking get their enormous ball sacks and stand up against the German war machine was in World War II. It's, we were talking about this today. Not the same thing that you were talking about this today. Not the same thing that you're talking about,

Starting point is 01:47:08 but there's always two degrees of separation between someone famous and someone that did something great in a war. World War II or Civil War? World War I ends, and there's the Treaty of Versailles, Poland, Germany, whatever they separate. There's this major port city known as Danzig. There's a different version of Danzig or there's a different version. It's Danzig. It's a major port city.

Starting point is 01:47:30 The Germans want it. Poland wants it. It makes a lot of money. Right. So they both agree that Danzig is going to be a free city, like the free city of Danzig. It's going to be its own separate entity. Germany has rights to it. Poland has rights to it.

Starting point is 01:47:42 Okay. The post office in Danzig is Polish territory. Kind of how like American post offices are federal property. Okay. Okay. So that's Polish territory. Over, over time,

Starting point is 01:47:54 the 20 years between world war one and world war two, the, the Brown shirts, like the hardcore Nazi advocates kind of take over Danzig. And it's primarily like Nazis living there. Poland sends in this badass military guerrilla fighter, and he is there to prep the postal workers in case the Germans try to attack Danzig.

Starting point is 01:48:16 Does it seem Ohio? No. Okay. Not Polish. That's Finnish. Winter War, Completely different thing. So, 1939. I forget the exact date.

Starting point is 01:48:28 I think it's... Okay, you want my fucking hot take for the day? Here's my hot take. The greatest sniper of all time is Carlos Hathcock. Sure, he only has 78 confirmed kills compared to, like, what? 300? But also, he was hunting other trained snipers in the

Starting point is 01:48:46 jungle not conscripted soviet 18 year olds wearing olive green drabs in winter in fucking finland i agree with you however he wasn't using a fucking mozen? Who was using a Mosin? Sorry, sorry. CMO was? I mean, yeah, he had iron sights, whatever. Hathcock kind of had an optic on a fucking Modus on top of a mountain. That was one of them. Yeah, but he also pioneered it.

Starting point is 01:49:14 That was one of them. So he gets credit. It wasn't like somebody was like, here's a fucking Modus with an optic. No, he invented that shit. He did. Hathcock's the best. I will argue to the death. I agree with you.

Starting point is 01:49:24 I was just playing a little VA here. that shit he did hathcock's the best and then he i will argue to the death i agree with you i was just playing a little i know here he had people walking over him on his exville which is fucking ridiculous do you know carlos hathcock's nickname probably angel death no white feather no you know why yeah because he'd stick a white feather in his hat while he was doing counter sniper operations to give the other sniper a fucking chance. Him shooting the general issue. Was it a general or a colonel that he shot on the enemy opposition? It was a general. That was the one where he trekked like seven days on his stomach.

Starting point is 01:50:02 Had somebody step on him. Yeah. Carlos Hathcock is a gangster as fuck. Fucking gangster. Anyways, finishing up the... Sorry. First battle of World War II. Right? So the German SS, like the special forces, hardcore Nazi Germans,

Starting point is 01:50:16 the SS swore an oath to Hitler, not Germany, to fucking Hitler. These guys were like hardcore Nazis, right? They roll up. There's 180 of them. As opposed to the casual Nazis. I mean, to be fair, look, I don't sympathize

Starting point is 01:50:32 with Nazis, but like most of the Germans were just like, hey, Germany is being attacked. There's a lot of 16-year-old kids that were like, hey, do what I tell you or I'm going to kill your fucking family. These guys were like hardcore radicals that believed in it. So these guys rolled up with armored cars and artillery to the fucking post office, 185 of them.

Starting point is 01:50:51 And they sat there and the postal workers like, oh, fuck, we're not delivering mail today. We're throwing down. The fucking Germans are sitting outside. A German warship rolls in. Imagine the people at your local post office. Yeah, that's what I'm imagining. My fat lady that gets out and just like,

Starting point is 01:51:09 it's uncomfortable putting my mail in the slot. No, I mean, to be fair, this is like working in 1919. This is back in the day when most women were staying home moms, typically speaking, right? So it was all men. It was 43 grown-ass men. And a German warship rolls into the harbor fires on the city of danzig this is the official start of world war ii when this battleship fires

Starting point is 01:51:31 on danzig like that is germany invading poland world war ii has officially started that is a signal for the ss germans to attack this post office and take it over 43 postal workers who have been getting trained by a polish guerrilla fucking fighter have been trained over the last year and a half on how to defend this post office in case this happens. The Germans roll up, they open the door, and they start walking in. Two Polish fucking mailmen with machine guns. Fucking, you've got mail. Open fire. Fucking wipe out like 30 fucking germans

Starting point is 01:52:06 they get pushed back and the german ss commander is like oh fuck this is really embarrassing i need to launch an attack on the back side they run around to the back side get repelled again that's called marriage these fucking postal workers repel the SS Germans. German special forces for 19 fucking hours. They push back the Germans by themselves with no backup. They're calling in artillery fire on this fucking post office and they

Starting point is 01:52:36 can't push them out. It's a huge embarrassment to like the German officer in charge. So like, yeah, that's the video I'm working on next. The first battle of World War Two is 43 fucking mailmen that stand stood in front of the German war machine for 19 hours by themselves. Damn, listen to that title right there, dude. How mailmen defeated the German army. 43 Polish mailmen versus the German war machine.

Starting point is 01:53:02 And they won for 19 hours straight. That's the fucking title. If that's not foreshadowing of like you motherfuckers are going to have problems, I don't know what is. That's fucking rad. That's a good bit. You got me.

Starting point is 01:53:20 The fucking two dudes at the first you're talking about, you've got Mel. It's just a cut. Somebody mag done. Yeah. It's Tom Hanks and you got mail and then just get Mo. I can't wait.

Starting point is 01:53:34 What's your next video you're working on? Oh, dude, it's just murder. I don't know what to tell you. When someone gets shot by police, I analyze it, break it down. Well, they deserve it, break it down. That's the breakdown, everyone. Well, tell them, did they deserve it or not on this one? It depends on whether or not it's murder. Well, that's what kills me about people.

Starting point is 01:53:52 It's like, did they deserve it or not? I always try to stay neutral and say, hey, the cops fucked up. I'm going to be honest. I really appreciate it because there's nothing better than cody donut operator being like this guy's gonna get fucking paid because that was not the right thing to do and we'll talk about that sometimes at like brunch like we'll just be going over a video we're just like like that one wasn't good it's not a good shoot it's like he's getting a lot of my tax money right now because he shouldn't i got shot like and a lot of people don't realize that cody like

Starting point is 01:54:24 you're going into these because you're like hey and that was one of the most impactful statements you did was when i forget which one happened but you're like man i'm fucking done it's when you announce you're like i just i'm done with this shit i hate that i have to cover this it's a couple years ago or two years ago and you're like what the fuck why am i having analysis and you get to watch your genuine reaction it's like i'm tired of doing this because it is it it fucking weighs on you as a human you're like i don't want like when the when the police are doing something bad you're like fuck dude like why the fuck didn't you i think it was it was it was uh yeah it was the female officer that

Starting point is 01:55:06 was like yeah taser taser taser taser gun it's like how fucking and that's that's what kills me about the defund the police movement because if you defund them they're not going to get the training they need they're going to go taser taser taser and kill a dude that probably shouldn't have been killed but you know what i do it for you guys but it is it shows you like cody if you haven't known this he he breaks down each and every one to that degree where you're like it weighs on him he talks about it like yes we we do all that but your videos you're like you're weighing in on your honest opinion on it it's fucking awesome it's hard to explain to people too because like sometimes we'll we'll be at brunch and probably per

Starting point is 01:55:45 brunch, me and you are probably looking at three murders. Whether it's Darwin Awards, police shootings, whatever the fuck. We're just like, have you seen this one yet? Let's check this one out. You'll just look at the people around us. There's nothing harder than being neutral.

Starting point is 01:56:02 Like, oh Jesus Christ, I'm going to give a real opinion. People are going to fucking hate me for it because I don't have an agenda. Agenda. Sorry. No, you're absolutely right. I don't have a vagina. You're right. We can't do a shirt. It's just a bone that says neutral.

Starting point is 01:56:18 It's like, this is the hardest thing possible right now. Being neutral is like a dick in porn. It's hard. It is. The hardest thing possible like a dick in porn it's hard But yeah yours is always based off of like hey, what's going on god damn it? It's fucking the politics and it's going on right always facts, dude I try I try to stick with the facts and that's what I love about you I like was still breaking down or just watching your videos.

Starting point is 01:56:46 That's all you love about him? Really, Eli? His dick, too. His fucking massive. Five inches. Five whole inches. The four-inch destroyer. Heather, don't comment.

Starting point is 01:57:05 Top comment, pinch. God damn it. Brandon, what's your next video, dog? I don't want to talk about it. Which one is it, dog? No, tell us, Brandon. I'm shooting Martin Luther King Jr. in the head. Oof, I was holding back my comments on what I was talking about. The FBI has entered the chat.

Starting point is 01:57:24 Yeah. Oh, why? To lose another lawsuit about why they did it? Yep. So some of Brandon's most popular videos ever have been political assassinations, and they're fucking incredible. You've done JFK, Abraham Lincoln. We've got a few in the pipe,

Starting point is 01:57:41 but the next one's going to be Martin Luther King Jr. Because to me, that is a very, very interesting historic shooting. And genuinely, after looking into it, and especially influenced very much by Wendigoon, influenced by him quite a bit, and reading into it a good bit, man, the FBI fucking killed that dude. Oh, for sure. And every statement I make in this podcast by the way is entirely satire i don't believe any of this stuff i don't i hope you don't believe it this is for real

Starting point is 01:58:10 but the fbi fucking killed him i don't mean this at all in any way but jfk was a fucking straight gangster world war ii veteran you know what his thank you for taking the heat off you know you know what his paperweight was on his uh desk in the oval office uh it was half a coconut husk in acrylic and on that coconut husk was a distress letter that he carved after pt boat 109 got rammed in half by a japanese destroyer two of his men died and he swam back out and dragged one of his men through the ocean back to a fucking island holding his uniform in his teeth.

Starting point is 01:58:52 He like broke his back saving his dude, wrote a distress letter on a coconut, gave it to an indigenous fucking person that lived on this island who delivered it to the US military and they went and saved him and his men. JFK also started the Navy SEALs,

Starting point is 01:59:08 right? I don't know about that, but I do know once he got in office, he shot down Operation Northwood, which was quite literally instigating World War III. No, go on on this one. Operation Northwood. Operation Northwood, the CIA approached JFK as president and was straight

Starting point is 01:59:23 up like, hey, we want to instigate World War III framing Cuba. We want to false flag the shit out of World War III. We want to false flag and start World War III. And JFK is like, I'm of this. The USS Spain part two. Just for reference, two of these out of 100%, 50% don't know this. So I'm going to guess for a majority of you, you don't know this so i'm gonna i'm gonna guess for a majority of you you don't know this story the cia literally approached jfk and was like hey we're actually gonna

Starting point is 01:59:51 false flag world war three with fucking cuba and jfk is like uh no i'm a legit veteran i've fought in war we're not gonna do this for no fucking reason no and told And told the CIA we're not starting World War III. It's like Fallout. Lockheed Martin disliked that. Yeah, like legit. A hundred percent. You're like, huh. CIA, we didn't like that. Raytheon hated that.

Starting point is 02:00:20 Lockheed Martin, Raytheon hated that. And then he said some shit about the Federal Reserve and then magically he got assassinated. Crazy. I know. He wanted a gold back. Super weird.

Starting point is 02:00:31 Yeah. Fucking currency. Okay, Brandon, back to you. Yeah, sorry, Brandon. No, that's all I had. You're just killing Martin Luther King. Got it. No, I'm talking about how...

Starting point is 02:00:43 Well, shut up. Oh, no. Look, I have a dream where the FBI doesn't fucking kill its own citizens, okay? It's crazy. Do any of the research on any of these. It's the most ridiculous thing when you read about it. If you're like...

Starting point is 02:01:03 I recommend looking at Wendigoon's video. He has a very comprehensive hour and a half breakdown on it. I went and verified a lot of his sources and it's... It's scary. It's freaky. A lot of the things are scary. While we're talking about YouTube and World War II propaganda,

Starting point is 02:01:19 there's two phases of propaganda in human history. I love Drunk Nick because I can see his face and eyes already. World War II. His eyes have done this. I got this good. I'm going to tell the truth. Oh, God.

Starting point is 02:01:37 Now I thought about it. I don't know if I want to say it. No, World War II. So like they suppressed a lot of the information. That's how they controlled the narrative they could suppress information because the internet wasn't a thing no and now that the internet is a thing they can no longer tell newspapers hey don't run with that so the only other option when you can't suppress information is to over flood the network with so much information they can't tell what's true and what isn't.

Starting point is 02:02:06 And that is a new era of information that you're in. It's not that you don't know the truth. The truth is out there. It's just that now you can't determine what's the truth and what's bullshit because they've oversaturated the market with so much fucking bullshit that you'll never find the truth. And on that note, we're going to end this.

Starting point is 02:02:26 Cody's fucking back! Cody's donut's fucking back! Bye, everyone. Back again. Welcome to the new fucking host. We got the bad electrician, Brandon Herrera, Cody, a.k.a. Donut Operator,

Starting point is 02:02:41 sitting at the new table. This is like the subreddit's dream lineup they never thought they could get. Dude, they came. They came. We came. We came. Everyone came right now. Come subscribe.

Starting point is 02:02:50 And we love it. Stick to the after show. We're going to do 20 minutes of bullshit. Maybe 20. I don't know. Guys, where do we find you? Doesn't fucking matter. We're ending the segment.

Starting point is 02:03:00 Because we're all the hosts. You can find us here. Just fucking subscribe. Unsubscribe. Well, don't do hosts. You can find us here. Just fucking subscribe. Unsubscribe. Well, don't do that. Cody, sign us out. Unsubscribe, but still watch. Break the algorithm.

Starting point is 02:03:12 Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast 3.0. I'm joined here by D-Li Double Tap, Brandon Berberba, and, of course, Fat Electrician. Thank you for coming.

Starting point is 02:03:24 We'll see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast. Quack bang out.

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