Unsubscribe Podcast - 135 - Classified Military Secrets?? ft. Tyler Grey & Habitual Linecrosser

Episode Date: December 9, 2023

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The Lawton Bomber. What does that word even mean? Lawton is the land where flavor forgot in Oklahoma. And bomber is an explosive. Is it? Yeah. I've never heard of it. It was a fake one.

What's a bomb? What's a bomb? Explosive? Do you know anything about explosives? I've never heard of them. It was a fake one. What's a bomb? What's a bomb? Explosive? Do you know anything about explosives? I know they suck. Why? I know I don't like them. But why?

I don't get it. I think it's just the thermal barrack ones that suck, actually. The what? Thermal barracks, yeah. See, that's a big word I ain't got. That was a joke. It was a vacuum bomb. Never mind. Yeah, it's a fuel word I ain't got. That was a joke. It was a vacuum bomb. Never mind.

Yeah, it's a fuel air. Never mind. He got it. The engineer's laughing his fucking ass off in the corner. He's great. Break that shit down with crayon for me next time, all right? It's a grenade that you have to throw and then leave the structure. You can't be, I mean, you can, but you shouldn't.

Like, that's an actual thing we have. Like, this exists. Like, it's not like a theoretical. No, it's real. And we had it, I carried one early on, like, before they came out. And we're going to have all the coolest. If you throw them, like, you shouldn't be in,

you should be at least five rooms away when you throw it. And it came with a five-second regular grenade fuse. That's not enough seconds. Yeah. At least it wasn't the flashbang. Dude, what catch did people have? The flashbang. Yeah, 1.5.

I love the Navy flashbangs. They were the best. The light ones. I haven't seen those. Well, they blew off a bunch of people's hands. So apparently that was a problem. Dude, those flashbangs, because you're like, I got pain!

They like make you want to vomit. So I had a squad leader in Afghanistan who was just batshit crazy, and he got bored, and he would like throw like, we'd be at the range right next to our cop, and he'd throw the riot control grenades like over the wall, and fucking, by the way, those hit every fingernail on every single one of your hands. The rubber ball ones, those things hurt so fucking bad. But then i was in a tower middle of the night not

you know mind my own business and i hear like clunk clunk clunk and i look down and just white and i could hear nothing my equilibrium was off i started like dry heaving it was the worst experience of my fucking life he flash banged me in the tower because he was bored over pressure yeah and and that's how you get TBI. And on that note, welcome to Unsubscribe Podcast. How y'all doing? How y'all doing? Today, we have an epic episode.

Nick is back from his accident. The Fat Electro- I fucking hate you. I'm sensing a backstory. Who we got? There really isn't. that's the sad part habitual habitual line crosser

and then we got Tyler Tyler Tyler our big would you give me Tyler Gray

there we go that's all I got that's my title they're just gonna type in Tyler in Google and be like I don't know I don't know

who this dude a clan you're Navy SEAL be like, I don't know who this dude is. A clan. You're a Navy SEAL, right? I'm joking. Don't kill me. Only when I'm working. And I love that's the truth right now. It's the truth.

It's absolutely true. So on this episode, I'm excited for this one. I haven't seen Tyler. This is my boy. Probably when we shot the video. Yeah, I know. It's been fucking forever ago. It was like forever ago

so you know what year that was 2018 i think in 7 18 yeah wow this is uh or 17 this is me we did a memorial day video matt tyler me had an idea i was like okay this is how i want it you had an idea i had an idea and then in two days i got 30 million views Jesus yeah, it was a fucking monster. It's a monster great video. So one of my favorite videos We're great every day job. You're bringing back old friends together I got I got my new friend Ethan that I've been talking with on the internet for a year I brought him here so I get him fucking fired from the military. That's why I brought him Drink I'm gonna get kicked out That's my whole can't here. I know. I got a drink. I'm going to get him kicked out. That's my whole goal.

Can't you get fired for anything nowadays? I know. Somewhere, if I'm not on the Army's watch list, I'd be really surprised. Somebody somewhere just watches my content like, let me see if I can Google that, just to see if I've stepped over the line a little bit too far that they can arrest me. You should see his camo face paint. It's just black. It's weird.

You're saying that because you had more than lips in here like a week ago laughter that's the new me in the army makeup kit I can't do this they won the war but got cancelled on the internet

the kit only comes with one color now and black is found nowhere in nature. I know, that's always the best thing. It's like darkness. Oh, we stick out real bad. Wear your black boots, because you know that color doesn't exist. Dude, Nick, so we had Nick was, Nick had a terrible accident.

What happened? That lined up perfectly. There I was in Australia wrestling wild amphibians. Fuck, I don't know. You tell me what happened. You made this shit up. You were trying to teach Europeans about the standard system. That's what you were doing, right?

It's true. You had something on your last video. There was a swelling or something. I didn't notice it, but everyone was like, what happened next? What happened? Did you have a swelling of something i didn't notice it but everyone's like what happened nicks what happened did you have like a jaw like swelling of your face i have no idea dude people were pointing out i was like what the fuck that's called edema probably medically is that what no i have no idea what you're even talking about i swear people put never mind nick i'm sorry i thought it just coincided with something because people were like, what happened to his face? Maybe it's just your face.

Probably. I don't know. I'm so sorry. And yes, Nick is a host. We are going to be rotating the host. Cody is a host. Fucking Nick's a host and Brandon's a host. And we're going to have guests on.

But Eli's not a host. I'm not a host. I'm a guest always. Is this the mic that Brandon put his mouth over? Because it smells like gunpowder and political change. I'm here for it. There we go. How's everyone doing?

It's good to have you back. It's good to have you back. It's been way too long. Nick's going to have a story for us historically. He has one, I hope, in the can. We're going to ask amazing stories from you. Oh, wait. Have I told that one? The reason we do a StrenoVolts test? The what? one i i hope in the can we're gonna and then ask amazing stories from you oh oh wait have i told that one uh the reason we do a stray no volts test the what straight so one of our things with missiles is we find out like it's a test we make sure there's no stray voltage in any of the lines

or anything like that and for like years no one knew why we did this test it was just a safety precaution come to find out and it's like a random obscure fact shit wait wait hold on before you finish we gotta pop these i'm an asshole by the mic everyone in front of your mic three three two one We ever have you ever said why we actually do that On your story We just started it and I think that's the new audio sync instead of the clap honor your story I have no fucking clue

we just started it that's the new audio sync instead of the clap oh yeah it is that's the real reason I just fucked it up his audio is going to be that's how little I drink carbonated drinks

how do I do this so in the 1970s I want to say it was like 72 or 73, we had the Nike Hercules system, which is America's, honestly, my favorite air defense system we've ever come up with. The theory was you just put a nuclear warhead on the end of an air defense missile

and doesn't matter how many jets Russia throws at you, you can hit them all once and they're all just gone. Because America, that's what we do. We did this several different times. Wait, we literally just was like, let's put a nuke at the end of it? Yeah, it was either a two kiloton or 20 kiloton. That was like the 1960s through the mid 80s,

so for everything. The Cold War, we were like, fuck it. And their theory was, as long as we set it 100,000 feet up, we should be good. Don't know how, I don't math that math. Like I'm not a nuclear engineer. I have no idea what that does to the atmosphere,

but we're there. But anyways, these things are stored horizontally and then they would point them up obviously to use them. In the 1970s in Okinawa, Japan, stray voltage arced from somebody and set off a Nike Hercules horizontal across the island and like killed three people. And the Navy had to send out divers

to go fish a nuclear warhead out of the ocean. That's a real thing. Just from an arc? Yeah, yeah, it arced and accidentally set off the solid state fuel side. Oh, that private was probably terrified. Fired, fired a thousand times. No, he was dead.

Yeah, that was it. No, imagine if he like walked up, he's like, uh, uh, would you please, uh oh, oh no. Big sword's gonna be angry he's waiting there you're like hey captain i lost the nuke i just set it off it was a small one built by the lowest bidder moment that's what that was well it's like technically i so this is a true story. I was at some gas station, and this woman at the gas station came out and was chewing my ass about using my cell phone while I was pumping gas. And she's like, I can't explode. I'm like, yeah, I know it's theoretically possible, but I'm like,

do you hear it on the news? You know what I mean? I was like, come on, calm down. Yeah, it's very low on. And she was irate. And I'm like, God, come on. people get pissed now they're like crazy just pull back a smidge dude tyler's gonna you're probably gonna have the craziest stories out of this entire i don't know what stories you have a couple what can you you have stories the craziest

yes my crazy you have a whole blacked out list of stories. Yes. We don't know what happened for these years, but the rest of it. And the crazy part is those redacted stories aren't military stories. They're, you know, certain genre of personal life. Well, go into your history. So, like, what is your background? Background? history so like what is your background um background i was uh in army soft special operations uh spent almost 10 years there got medically retired after getting hurt

and then uh moved to hollywood started working in entertainment and did that for about six or seven years, then started working on a TV show called Sealed Team. And I've been working in front and behind camera on that for, oh, God, I don't want to think how long, like six years. They have a really good supervisor if they're using you as the guy. So what color was your little patches on on your shoulder? Well, that's so the best part of that, you know, working, I was the advisor for so long. And I said in the very beginning, I can do, I can advise on anything unless it involves boats and or water. I'm like, if it has to do with water, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'm telling you right now.

And then every time somebody would come, something would come up boat wise. They're like, Tyler, how do you do this? I'm like, I have no idea. I told you, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'm telling you right now. And then every time somebody would come, something would come up boat wise. They're like, Tyler, how do you do this? And I'm like, I have no idea. I told you, I don't do boats. I don't do swimming. Maybe seal stuff. I don't do seal stuff. Yeah, so.

You're playing a seal and you're like, no, I won't kick it. Well, people always ask me why I wasn't a seal. I'm like, oh, simple. I can't swim. And they're like, no, really? No. No fucking joke. I can't swim because I do not float even a little bit.

I'll jump in water and sink right to the bottom. Well, not to the bottom, but my head will not be above water to breathe, which apparently is important to float. You might need that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I've never, yeah, that's. What was your, so when did you join?

Joined in 97. 97? End of 97. And then when was the accident? 05. And then what was the accident? I got blown up in Iraq. Dang, Skippy.

Where in Iraq? Sadr City. No shit. Only the nice places. Only the nice places. You know, one time I was at this airbase and the Wi-Fi went out. It's kind of the same thing. Savage. Savage.

You're like, we're not the same. My Wi-Fi went out. You want to know PTSD? That, bro. The power went out in the gym. I couldn't lift. It was awful, man. The networking system that connected the Xbox went down and we could only play one player.

But you were the knife with the red? Yeah, I had a cool job. You had a problem. I'm assuming all of us looked up to you, especially during that time frame. You were like the upper echelon is what I was. I was like, those guys are so cool. Look, they don't have name tapes.

So here's the funny part about that is, you know, when I was in Ranger Battalion, you know, when I saw the unit, I was like, oh, my God, these guys are like gods, right? And then you're there one day, and you see some Rangers looking at you that way, and you're like, oh, my God, they don't know I still suck. You know what i mean like they

think i'm cool and and you go through all that training of the year over a year and all this stuff and then you get to a team and you think you're hot shit because you've literally been doing everything every day for a year and then you get to the team and you realize that everyone is leaps and bounds better than you and you suck so it's it's an interesting so it's a reset almost because i know it's the strangest thing if you want to know ranger bat is the funniest shit is watching my buddy campbell when he got to ranger bat and i thought i seen him at like best buy and i remember running i was like bro i haven't seen you in so long i was like what where are you you're supposed to go like 80 seconds like i'm a second bat i was like oh

fuck yeah how is it they fucking hate me eli i think they want to kill me oh was he an import yeah no he just got brand new private just put into it he like passed and then he tried out for rip at the time yeah yeah got accepted went right there and he's like they want to kill me oh no that's absolutely true do they 100% shit on you until you have like a scroll and a tab yep you're just dog shit yeah but but so i i think that's awesome and the reason is is no it it you you gotta start from the bottom oh yeah you know you gotta start from the bottom you gotta be treated like shit in order to um you know keep that humility on no matter how cool what you're doing is cool, you have to realize that you're still just freaking part of the machine. And I loved having that basis as an infantry soldier

because all combat, CQB is a great example of everyone's like, oh, CQB is this, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no, it's not. CQB I define as it's infantry combat in a confined space under extreme conditions that's my name i made for it but it's like that's what it is it's just infantry combat just because you're indoors in a tight environment doesn't take away the principles so if you don't have a basis in those principles you're not going to be you know good at the cool guy stuff if you don't know how

to do basic infantry stuff. That's fucking crazy. I can't even imagine how many rounds you did. How many rounds would you shoot on a typical shoot house or training exercise compared to... So when I was... I'm not talking about training, but when I was out of training, I would shoot a case a day.

1,000 rounds a day. Yeah. That's more trigger time than my entire military and go shoot it and the thing is what the fuck i read because reading stories there's uh i forget who wrote the first book about like eric haney like and it's like everyone had a callus and that's how you knew like from pistol training and firing it's like where the callus was i don't know if that's true now well yeah it's a little bit different. This is like 80s or 90s. No, he was late 70s, actually.

Oh, no shit. He went through in 77. That's a funny story. So very quick shout out to him. So I get out of, as soon as I get out, I am like, okay, I want to go work in Hollywood. So I like looked up his contact information and called his like manager and was like, okay, I want to go work in Hollywood. So I like looked up his contact information and called his like manager

and was like, hey, I'd like to meet with Eric, have lunch with him, whatever. And he at the time was executive producer of the unit. No shit. Of the show that was on at that time. So I go and had lunch with him and I didn't have a basis for understanding at that time how good his advice

was. You know, what did I know? Nothing. But he really gave me some good advice. But what's funny is that show was on CBS. Seal Team, however many years later, was on CBS. So it's just a funny, you know, like I'm having this conversation with them, and I guarantee what's going to happen is somebody I've had lunch with or whatever in five years is going to be on some show, you know, that I tried to give them advice that they probably didn't realize was good at the time.

Just like I didn't realize Eric's advice was good at the time. But yeah, it's just it's a everything I see in the military specifically to me is just it's just like a cycle. And it's like we're all on the same cycle, just at different timelines or that's how i view it god you're just a warrior right here that's all my god damn it this is my look at everyone i was like i haven't heard you say a word in like 20 minutes man i know let's check in on the table over at nick over there it may be spooky season but you don't want to scare people with your scraggly beard today we are brought to you by manscaped.com who has taken a step from the ball of wieners to bring your face the cleanest shave it has ever seen brother so this season there's no toil or trouble it's just Manscaped. Manscaped's all new handyman is the best way to get rid of

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McDonald's and all the gasoline was rough. Yeah, exactly. We started with nukes. Get back to nukes. I was like, this is escalating real quickly. You can't go bigger than nukes. No, Nick Scott, I want to know what story you're working on next we'll get back i want i want to hear your fucking uh i just filmed a video on

the berlin airlift and then now i'm working on the berlin wall but you were saying it's fucking crazy like when you say story i i want context like what do you oh i will come back i got you no your story on like no no no his story sorry oh so nick have you ever watched nicks well no that's why so nick is kind of a historian the fat electrician is bro you're a historian you shit now he's in college shitting on people and arguing but you're basically telling this like a story of something that actually i read all the shit historians wrote down and then i actually make it entertaining so people will learn it dude that's awesome okay that's kind of my goal that's awesome that's that's great on the ludendorff bridge we talked

about that last time i was here and i oh you should really not yet because i can't articulate that the way you did it that was a that was like air defense coup de grace like that's that was phenomenal oh man i hope we get that if you want crazy stories like nick he's probably working on run right oh as you're saying like the Berlin Wall, I want to hear that, if you can give a teaser of it. But Nick deep dives into a lot of soldier ones, which is like, what's your favorite story you've done with? I like McNasty personally.

Jake McNasty. Jake McNasty McNeese. He's a paratrooper from, have you ever seen like that old World War II footage of the dude right on D-Day getting ready and he's painting him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Jake McNasty. With the mohawk? Yeah.

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I want to go fight anyways. So then he went to some small town in Ponca City, Oklahoma, and just like went and beat the fucking shit out of his high school bully, like almost to death, and then went and joined the military the next day so he didn't get in trouble for it. And he was just a huge fuck up all through training always got in trouble

beat up a couple mps multiple times and he was such a fuck up they stuck him in his own platoon by himself and then sounds like the dream yeah so then he so then they like just keep giving him more fuck ups and then he just like builds this platoon that ends up being the filthy 13 this platoon of fuck-ups and they're all combat engineers and they're all super badass at their jobs they're just not controllable it's like the dirty dozen pretty well that's what it's based off of the dirty dozen movie oh it's based off of him and off of the filthy 13 nice that's awesome yeah so they um they dropped him in on d D day and those guys were supposed to go, uh, hold this bridge that was going to be able to re reinforce Utah beach and him. He loses all of his guys and it's just him. And he starts picking up stragglers, like amasses

40 dudes, takes them to this bridge and they hold it for like three days. Reinforcements never show up. And then a bunch of P51 mustangs come in blow up the bridge because they figured that he was dead and that he didn't get it and hold it so they were going to get rid of the bridge altogether so now he's just defending this big you know creek river thing on one side and an entire battalion of ss germans showed up and told him to move. And he said no. And him and 38 random paratroopers took out an entire SS battalion. And then he jumped into he then he jumped in an Operation Market Garden, cleared out Eindhoven and the entire town. Him and his guys did that.

And then he's while saving five eggs, while saving five eggs. Yeah, he he's he's clearing. He eggs? While saving five eggs, yeah. He's clearing... He's going through Eindhoven, right? And he talks about how they didn't have CQB like you guys did today. He's like, yeah, we just throw in a frag grenade and then crawl in on our hands and knees with a Tommy gun

because the buildings had so much dust and shit on them you couldn't see. So they cleared a whole city that way and he goes into this furniture-making factory and he finds a chicken. This chicken laid six eggs and you can't get fucking eggs on the front line in world war ii so he's like i'm taking these fucking eggs so he sticks them in his cargo pockets he's trying not to break the eggs while he's clearing rooms they make it all the way through the city and then

they're like cool we're done and then a fucking bunch of German tanks roll out of the wood line. And they're like, fuck. So they go and they got to take out like six German tanks. He ends up breaking one of the eggs. He saved the other five. From there, he's like, you know, he's from there. He goes, he falls back to France and he gets put on 72 hours of leave. And he's like, fucking, I'm going to Paris to get booze.

His officer tries to stop him. He's like, you have 72 hours leave it's a four-day trip to get to paris and he's really thinking 72 hours you're gonna get to paris have a bender and get back and he's like i don't know but i'm willing to try so he goes awol for like 19 days gets hammered gets fucking arrested they bring him back in his chain of commands like hey we want you to be a pathfinder and a world war ii a pathfinder had a 80 attrition rate for one mission um every mission they'd drop a pathfinders in on they needed two pathfinders and one set of gear they would drop 10 pathfinders and two sets of gear just because that's what it took to give the mission a chance because that many people died that's's insane to think you're signing up for that.

But it was voluntary basis only, so they couldn't make him do it, but they told him they wanted to. And he's like, they just wanted to get me killed. They didn't want to deal with me anymore. So he's like, but hear me out. Pathfinder School is in, I forget the town in England, but it's where, what's the Ivy League college in England? Oxford?

Oxford. It's the same town that Oxford was in, and all the boys were off fighting a war, so Oxford was just full of college chicks. Oh, my God. This guy's a genius. Dude, in his book, he's like an 80-year-old man, and he's like, it was a mighty fine opportunity to get some postgraduate work in, is what he fucking said. That guy's a genius.

So he goes. Everyone's playing checkers. This guy's playing chess. So he goes. He's banging all these Oxford checks. He's going to Pathfinder school. He ends up graduating top of his class and he like assembles this dream team because they put him in charge again. And this is it.

He is getting paid as it. Yeah, he he's no, he's an acting E8 getting paid as an E2. That was another part of the story. Well, paratroopers. That's bullshit. Paratroopers in in Royals. Yeah. as an E8. Yeah, he's... No, he's an acting E8 getting paid as an E2. That was another part of the story.

Paratroopers... That's bullshit. Paratroopers in World War II, because he was 101st, they all got bumped up to PFC after 30 days of training just to try to get these guys money because they're jumping into fucking Normandy.

He was such a fuck-up. He was the only guy that they kept at E2 the entire time. So he goes, he gets his Pathfinder certification. He thinks the war's over. And then there's like, oh shit, battle of the bulge happens. And the 101st is surrounded by a bunch of Nazis and they need Pathfinders to jump in and call in supply drops.

And they send in him and his team and they end up getting all these supplies uh drops sent in it was like it was a shit ton of supply drops they called in and uh ended up like being a huge part of why the battle of the bulge got one saved the 101st airborne his unit that was trying to get him killed um and then he did one more jump in not Prague, it's a name like that. One more combat jump. He did four combat jumps in World War II, and then he ends up with his unit going and taking over. Fuck, not Rommel. Who's the other head Nazi guy?

Oh. It's like the right-hand man. No, I know who you're talking about. Oh, the political version. Heinrich Himmler. Heinrich Himmler. Yeah, Heinrich Himmler. He ends up, they end up going to Heinrich Himmler's fucking castle where all the art and shit got taken.

Apparently, Heinrich Himmler was a huge fan of horses, right? So he had like all the thoroughbred, like the top racing horses from every fucking country the Nazis had taken over and had him sent to his castle. Now the 101st guys are just getting fucking hammered, riding them around town, just doing dumb shit. God bless America. This has to fall over. 101st is just fucking sitting there, dicking off of fancy art, ancient fucking wine from the bottoms of castles and shit, just get hammered, riding million-dollar horses. And they're like, fuck it. Let's go into town and put on a rodeo for all the Germans.

So that's what they did. They're putting on a rodeo with all these fucking horses. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. Like, a couple horses, they died. I didn't put that in my video because that was mean. But, like, they're riding some of these fucking horses to death and all kinds of dumb shit. So then he...

I love... Just for reference, Evan just told the story last week's episode about when they were taking Saddam Hussein's kids, was it, Hussein, they were going to those castles and taking those, and then they'd get to it, and they'd be like, oh, yeah, they got Formula One cars and frogs. You want to go rip in them?

They would just be ripping. The SF guys would be just ripping around in Formula One cars and bagged out. I'm like, it's exactly the same thing. Nothing changes. So at the rodeo, he meets this girl. I think her name was Emma. I forget her last name. But he meets this girl.

They end up hooking up and dating for the rest of the time he's in country. Well, this girl is the daughter of the Hitler for Youth chapter of that town. Basically, literally found the closest thing he could to a Nazi princess and fuckss the rest of the time he's in germany this this guy's bad then he goes back home and fucking becomes a mailman and just fucking but how do you see how do you become a mailman obviously he probably did it to keep his federal retirement i'm assuming uh no so he when he first came back because he was such a huge fuck up he uh he had part of his ear got blown off in one of his missions and they sent him to get like plastic surgery.

Apparently it was like hanging. So they wanted to get it like reattached and they sent him to some base, uh, stateside after the war. And he showed up to the base and he had an issue with the MPs and he told the head MP on the base that he was going to kick his fucking ass. And that guy said, you know, whatever, get your treatment, leave. Don't ever come back. If I see you, we're going to have a problem. And he's like, no, you're going to have a problem because if I ever come back to this shithole town, I'm going to be a civilian and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you. And, uh, they chaptered him out right there on the spot, kicked him out. And then he like, he tried to go and be a smoke jumper a wildlife firefighter pair where they jump out of the fucking planes and they're like now

you're 25 you're too old he's like dude i got four fucking combat jumps in world war ii they're like nah not interested so he worked construction for a little while had alcohol problems got over got over those then became a mailman it's like it's a reoccurring thing. I mean, I just feel like the perfect end of that story would be he becomes a mailman and then he goes postal.

Ooh. He's the one with the dad joke. All the stories bleed into themselves. Well, it's crazy he's getting hit up post and it was people like, holy shit, that was my mailman. I did not realize. That was cool shit. I was getting emails and comments.

There's comments in that video like, Mr. McNeese was my mailman my entire childhood. I had no idea that my mailman was like this fucking badass. That's crazy. That's fucking wild. mailman was like this fucking badass that's crazy you know i mean there's a serious thing about this though which is that that type of person is just not tolerated in the military anymore and i think there's a real problem with that i don't you know i don't think they ever are though like i don't think they ever are until like shit hits the fan and they're like okay well now we're gonna loosen up restrictions and allow it until we get shit under control and then we're gonna kick everybody out you're right when i came in in 2009 granted this is after your time and

your time and maybe your time i don't know it's fucking it's young yeah y'all are young bucks it sucks i had a nine-year pfc this guy named uh holy shatter i think was his name we called him big bird he was like six foot a thousand fucking but he's a really good mechanic and like he just didn't give a fuck about the rules and he would like get drunk at work really really really good at his job so like they never kicked him out but he'd had like seven article 15s and he was a nine-year pfc the dude just like work his ass off and then just yeah it's like 1730 they'd be like we need this done he was like go fuck yourself and he just roll out like this dude was just a legend i love saturn man great people but just like you said they're not really even now they're not accepted and really haven't ever

been accepted because they're just on the fringe i can't imagine being a decade in a job and you're like clear to eighteen hundred dollars this month popping those knuckles like, bro. But on the positive side, I make so few dollars that I don't pay any taxes. I'm winning, actually. I'm making under $24,000 a year or whatever the number is. Holy shit. So yeah, that's what I do. I just dig up history.

Dude, that's awesome. And he's so good at delivering it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was here for it i was just like well i mean that you my what i work in right now literally is storytelling and you are a great storyteller and that's uh and but but but what you said i think is very important which is taking information that's out there and maybe no one really, it's not common knowledge and then turning it into something entertaining enough,

as you stated, that is also teaching people. And I don't think there's enough people doing that nowadays. Like film, film used to do that. And now it's just like freaking, now we're just changing the direction of a torpedo on ice. Was that fucked up? I haven't heard anything about the new Napoleon.

I'm so fucking mad about that movie. I read the reviews. I haven't seen it yet. It's the worst movie I've seen in my life. Damn. I think there's a couple directors that have Final Cut now and then you see

the side effect when no one tells you no that's what i've said i mean that's what it has to be i appreciate and you you've seen that side you've ridley scott is an amazing director without a doubt but it it's a executive you need feedback from everyone to you know keep it tight storytelling it kind of like what you said, like nobody tells them no. I think directors think that like their version or like I feel like they think they're the main course meal. And it's like, no, you're seasoning. Like you need to make it taste good,

but like the story needs to be its own fucking thing. And they're like, no, this is my artistic interpretation of reality. It's like, well, A, that's dog shit because I can tell you didn't read the fucking book at all and like the entire fucking napoleon movie dude they show like two battles there it literally it's like hey the french revolution happened fast forward 10 years napoleon's into some weird sex shit uh this one battle happened napoleon's back into some weird sex shit uh his wife cheats on him and they like 80% of the movie is about Napoleon's sex life

and 5% of it's about war. Which is he's known for as his... I mean he was at war a lot more than he was getting fucking business. Napoleon's battles, if you haven't read those, his first claim to fame is when it was that rebellion. It was like

10,000 or 2,000 and he had like 200 dudes. Yeah, he's a genius lost zero people literally zero people and killed 2 000 or 3 000 people it's fucking ridiculous and they're like yo this dude what the fuck because he switched battle tactics that was his thing it was not traditional battle tactics and he he relied heavily on artillery yes he knew how to ambush and he knew how to capitalize on that so he'd get word of what's going on like a rebellion and he'd just fucking lay waste like i was looking into uh what was it uh genghis khan right in almost every battle he fought he was outnumbered in almost every single one but like the way he would

use his his troops like his uh archers would ride forward on horses of course i'm paraphrasing here and as they got to the front of the line, they would notch and fire their arrow and then turn back and then they would just notch again. And it was like a constant just hail of arrows from the front of his formation. I was like, that's fucking wild.

Like you made automatic arrow guns in what was that? 1300, 1200 or something like that? That dude did not fuck around. He's one of my favorite warlords. On my list of favorite warlords,'s not warlords did uh i i can't i'm pretty sure this is napoleon obviously you've forgotten more about this than i know but wasn't it napoleon who made maybe not made up the concept but really reinforced the concept of

awards valorous awards oh that i have no idea that's what i was i was surprised i know i know dude i fucking i'm american historian okay 1775 and later that's fair i think it's that i think again it's been a while but i think the quote was something to the effect of obviously translated from french but it was like it's amazing what soldiers will do for a piece of metal on their chest. But I know like his men fucking loved him. Like that's one thing they did get right in the movie is like hit the fucking French military. Love Napoleon as a leader.

So like it was on the front line. It wouldn't surprise me if that was. Yeah. The battle of Ontario is on and fan duels. You're home for live betting the series with features like live SGPs, build a parlay, any game, me if that was, yeah. North America's number one sports book. Please play responsibly. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge.

That's why any great leader, it's always like, yeah, these dudes were at the front line. You're right. It would make sense that he developed that system to reward his troops. Because I mean, the dude got exiled and literally just showed back up and they sent the military to stop him.

And they're like, now we're just going to join him. Like straight up. The guy just, he's really, he just doesn't listen to reason. It's just easier for us all to join him. Wasn't he the one quoted saying like, like winners study logistics

and losers study like battle or something like that or something? He brought up like logistics was a huge part of battle. Wasn't that Napoleon? That one, I don't know. It makes a lot of sense because i think that was schwarzkopf might have been bro schwarzkopf is a shit he's my favorite it's the best military mind ever that's my take i'm gonna have to learn more about him because i know that's yeah yeah he's that good i said it it as a joke. I knew enough to say it as a joke. America's logistics infrastructure is just like,

have you ever, so we've had to like have our finger on the- We're going to get me started again. Come on, come on, stay with me. Stay with me. I love Ned just by the way. I'm telling you. Did I just Schwarzkopf trigger him? You might have.

Oh yeah, shit. But like for us in air defense, we have to have pretty much our finger on the pulse of logistics. And when we need something, it's like a strategic asset. Like it's they will move the sun and earth to get you what you need. And I shit you not, there's been a one single circuit card, a single weighs like five pounds, costs a million dollars, by the way. That's how much a circuit card costs.

And they chartered an entire C-17 from the United States to where I was at in an undisclosed location in Southwest Asia. Honestly, you can go on vacation there. It's not a cool guy place. But we just have to say that for political reasons. Thailand. 28,000 gallons

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Card for the military? Done. You want to introduce them? Fucking Berlin Airlift? Do you know about this? Very little. Very little. Oh, God.

Okay, so right after World War II, right, the Soviets still, like, allies, right? But Germany gets split up into four separate quadrants. America, French, Britain, and the USSR all own a chunk of Germany, right? And then Berlin, the capital of Germany, also same thing. Everybody owns a chunk. But Berlin is 100 miles into USSR territory. Does that make sense?

Yeah. Okay, so America pisses off the USSR, vice versa, whatever. Basically, capitalism's winning and communism is getting fucking butthurt about it. As usual. So communism is like, you know what? No, we're going to blockade off West Berlin. So they block it off so that we can't get anything in. They cut off all the roads, all the railroads, all the waterways, everything.

And at that point, they go to Truman and they're like, okay, three options. We can roll in tanks and start World War III. We can abandon West Berlin and let them either starve to death or join communism. Or we can try to fly shit in on cargo planes. And he's like, quote, we stay in Berlin, period. And America, this isn't a real quote, but basically like America doesn't start world wars, we just finish them.

So we're fucking flying shit in on planes, right? So they have no idea how to do this. So they go to the British because they've been experts in rationing for the last 10 years fighting World War II. The British run the numbers, and they're like, everybody in West Berlin is going to need 1,700 calories a day, which is going to be 1,500 tons of food per day.

And then the USSR cut off the power to West Berlin too, so they're going to need coal and fuel. That's going to be 2,500 tons per day. So you're talking 4,500 tons of supplies a day through cargo plane, and this time they had the P-47, which could only carry three tons. This is impossible. To make that work, that's 1,333 planes per day. There's 1's 1440 minutes in a day like it's impossible right so they just start doing it it's complete fucking chaos they're sending planes from everywhere there's fucking

mid-air collisions as they're trying to get planes into this fucking country for food or into west berlin for food and then they bring in General William Tunner and this was a guy in World War II that was in charge of logistics for bringing in all the supplies into China over the Himalayas and he comes in and unfucks the whole situation in like days

with seven Sherpas anyways uh america there's uh three air channels into berlin he's like okay two of them on the outside are going in the one in the middle's planes coming out we're gonna launch one plane from the two going there every three minutes they're all gonna fly at five altitudes and they're gonna stagger every way so it's's plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, plane, all day long, three minutes, new fucking plane in the air all day, every day, 24 hours a fucking day. The West Berliners are like dope. They get it down to where they can empty three tons off a plane in seven minutes and turn that bitch around and send it back. Luftwaffe mechanics that were

just fighting America two years ago are they're repairing American cargo planes to send them back. And America does it. We end up developing fucking bigger planes. We end up developing the P-74 Globemaster, which can carry 25 tons. So we end up fucking delivering, I think the record was 1,300 flights delivering 13,000 tons in a single day. Over the course of 15 months, America had 277,000 planes get sent up, spanning 92 million miles, delivering 4.6 billion pounds of supplies all by air. And the Soviet Union finally had to ditch the blockade because America put an embargo on their country and their economy couldn't stand up to the embargo anymore. And they just couldn't wait it out. So they had to ditch that. And this is like why the Berlin wall ended up happening is because they couldn't get West Berlin to crack. Cause America could land a plane in Berlin,

literally every fucking minute, all day, every day. And we did it for 15 months. And it is the biggest logistical flex of all time. Oh man. You know, that's amazing.

That is terrifying to me. It's awesome to see the power when America's like, no, but also, yeah, exactly. When when we say no you're like what the fuck like this is a thing though so i was i got sent to operation afghan welcome which is okay afghanistan was kind of a shit show there's some things that could have gone better i'll agree there but like on the logistics side of the house name another country in this planet that can move 130 000000 people 3,000 miles in a week. You're not going to find one.

Like, everyone else can flex as much as they want. No one has the logistics infrastructure to try and move that. It's terrifying. Yeah, but college isn't free. God damn it. With all that amazing stuff, my flight to get here. You know what I mean? It's like,

how can we do that? Yeah, it's like crazy. But you see this all the time with like certain, World War II is just a great example of these just unbelievable feats. And then you look at how certain things have run today and you're like, how did we lose that? It's like we're the ancient Egypt of ourselves.

You know what I mean? You're like, what the fuck happened 80 years ago? You know what I mean? You're like, we didn't figure that out. Like you guys, did you throw away the book on it?

You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? It's like, but all this stuff, you're just like, how did we lose that ability? You know?

Cause there's just so many astounding feats of not just logistics but just amazing shit but it's the same thing though that we're talking about with like uh like those troops aren't tolerated today it's like literally whenever the government has time to get in and fuck it up they fuck it up yeah that's why so swartzkopf we were talking about right um like he served in vietnam and he almost got out after vietnam as like a lieutenant colonel because he blamed politicians for you know losing vietnam or whatever which i'll argue how about i become one of those yeah so um but like that's a big part of why desert storm was so fast and so violent it's like basically swartzkopf didn't want to give politicians time

to fuck it up like by the time that by the time politicians could mentally comprehend what was happening it was over when and we watched that feat of how fast it was like we're kuwait and now we destroy the entire iraqi army in three days how long is i think combat was only like oh like it was short the air battle the air battle. The air battle, they had completely dismantled Iraqi air defenses, which was the most heavily fortified air-defended country on the planet. This is the third, just for reference,

this is the third most powerful military, or fourth, in the world at that time. Fourth. Number one in that hemisphere. Which is absolute insanity. Wasn't it the same? It was either Desert Storm I want to say it was Desert Storm before 2003

when the F-16 there was an F-16 pilot boss of a fucking dude evaded six surface to air missiles and zero countermeasures were used because they weren't functioning on his plane he thought he was using them but he was just

wild weasel like he was the them, but he was just wild wheezing. He was the greased up deaf guy in the sky, man. He's never gonna catch me. He's never gonna catch me. He's just fucking gone, bro. It's like the real maverick. Bro, they couldn't fucking touch him. The F-16, it's a... So the crazy thing

about the F-16, and I'm sure you've done your homework on this, is it's actually designed to be unstable. They built this thing like we want it to not fly straight. It has computers that constantly do micro adjustments to keep it level as it goes through the air, because, or else it'll crash. Like the F-16 has programmed Tourette's. Like it's intentionally vibrating in the air,

so you can't fucking hit it. Just imagine that at your first flight, you're like, hey, it's acting kind of weird. It's just this shaky pulling thing. It's supposed to do that. Yeah, we made that on purpose if it stops doing that tell me That's a feature But why I want my like just straight no no we don't do that here if it's a table call us immediately Report that they come they hit the we need to lay it

There's better if it's super stable You might want to eject I love arguing with anti-America people In the comment section Fucking buh F-16's not even that good of a plane Fucking buh Is that why every time America says they're going to sell some

To other countries Every communist on the planet goes fuck Yeah it must be a really bad plane bro i run into that with fucking air defense man like i was the the trolls in the comment section fucking well yes 400 can see 400 kilometers like cool and it's getting fucking bodied by cardboard drones but how's that patriotic system going over there motherfucker like shut up you know there's an interesting point with this, with what you guys are saying, and I see it happen all the time,

is what makes our war machine what it is isn't the gear. It's the people and the systems that have been developed to utilize it. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I know you guys know this, but it's like, it doesn't matter. All the gear, the specifics,

yeah, it's cool, and certain things are better than others, but it's like what I always tell people the gear the specifics yeah it's cool and certain things are better than others but it's like what i always tell people when it comes to like shooting or whatever gear is the least important as you guys all know of of the of the different things that make an important you know mindset strategy all those things and we have such a system in place of supporting coordinating air and ground at like all those systems that we built over all the previous wars experience that's something that the other countries just don't have even if they had our gear they don't have those systems and the people that have experience

with those systems yeah every every near peer is worried about like the just the raw stats like they only care about outperforming the Ross. Like I just want a plane that can outperform the F 22. I don't need the entire network supporting it behind. That's what they don't think about is everything else. We've been doing well, like America out of our two, like 300 years,

because I did the math. I think it was 18 years, 18 years. We have not done more out of 300 years. We have not, or almost 300, yeah, close. Ish, yeah. Yeah. We have not done war.

And this is statistical. Like, this is numbers. We have not done war for 18 years. Out of almost 300 years, 18 is like, we're doing peace now. And it's immediately like, we're going to fucking kick ass. Have you seen the stock price? War. Who's piss the stock price? War. Who's pissing us off? Go.

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So this is a true story. When I, I'll never forget this. I was, yeah, it was Ranger Battalion at the time. This is early Afghanistan, 02. I was in Kandahar. And I was with a, you know, it's a little rocky. People are nice. Great vacation.

Yeah. So the, and I was with a, what are nice. Great vacation area. Yeah, it is. So the, and I was with a, what are they called? The paras. So the paras, I'm sure you guys know,

but if you don't know, the paras are like kind of the Ranger Battalion equivalent of the British military, for lack of a better term. See, I, no, I've never worked with those guys. I work with like

Afghan National Civil Ordinance Police and they smoked a whole lot of weed. Oh no, these are British. Okay. British, British, British parents. Yeah. They don't smoke. They just drink a lot.

Lucky bastards. Yeah. And then, no, we actually hung out with them. The first time we hung out with them, they all got drunk and then just started beating the shit out of each other. And we're like, British people are fucking. My first time with the SAS over there, we had a mission. It was just real quick. It was like, heyish people are fucking my first time with the sas over there we had a mission it was just real quick it was like hey we got to track this dude with the

tracker we have their phone we got to track it and i remember i was like man this guy has like long hair and says he's like i'm gonna go drink in my tent i was like we're in war we got worse shit to do dude yeah yeah that's that's a whole another story it won't take long to tell you neutrals ingredients We got more shit to do, dude. Yeah, that's a whole other story. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added?

Neutral. Refreshingly simple. I had a British cross-training guy break somebody's rib dicking around. It was like training. It was infantry. I was a medic attack out with infantry whatever there's some british infantry a humongous black dude and he's like hey did you want to show us

how you guys like you know check after you know you think somebody's dead make sure they're dead like there's not a grenade under him or whatever he's like oh okay yeah sure i leave them alone have some fucking private walk like lay down pretend to be dead he's like first thing i walk up i give him the good news. This dude kicks this private directly in the fucking nuts. Actually does it. Private. And he goes, oh, God, he's alive.

And fucking body slams him. And this private had baby powder in his mag pouch. And the baby powder explodes all over his face. Oh, my God. That's sad. That poor private. He just kicked his ass face. Oh my God. That's sad. That poor private. He just kicked his ass. Oh my God.

So you're, sorry. No, no, no. So, no, that's what we're here for. The funny story is this is, no, to that point,

I was with a para, a couple paras, and they didn't have nods. Most countries don't. The only people at that time in the entire british military that had nods were the sas well and the sbs that's it and like at that time like our support engineers had nods you know you know what i mean like and i just remember seeing that and going wow like okay that's a huge budgetary difference um bro the taliban had nods when i got there in 2010

like we found like bags of them that they bought off of ebay or some shit and that's wild it was what year was this uh that was that was oh two that was that was the very beginning of afghanistan were you there and when uh what was it um operation anaconda went down no so we got there right literally i think 10 days so we we got there right after um roberts ridge so which roberts ridge was at the tail end of anaconda that was first ranger battalion we got there and switched out with um oh which reminds me of a good story but um well it's you'll see why we switch out with first ranger time after Roberts Ridge, after Anaconda and then Anaconda pushed all of them to the Paki border. So that's when we pushed and started building the outstations on the Paki

border. You were like there, man, that was the wild west. You guys familiar with Anaconda? When I showed up, it was like Vietnam, dude.

Like, here's a great, I would love, like your stories are going to be so, this is what, like one of my favorite parts of it is how different military stories can get between, and I know your story is like, mine, I think mine are like downplayed. I was like, yeah, I just got a gunfight every day, no big deal.

And then I hear other people like, what? And then I, like, your stories, I'm like, what the fuck? It's all relative to, like, you know, your story is always boring to you. Oh, you know what I mean? It's like a blah blah blah like the only actually okay That's not true. The one thing that was not boring to me was fluja like that was Banana what unit were you with at that time? We I was with the unit knows what you were doing. We were okay Attached kind of attached to Marines long story, but we were like, I love how you're like redacting stuff right now.

You're like, so I was, well, it's like complicated. I mean, again, it's nothing cool. It's just complicated to explain it.

But basically, dude, I mean, I remember showing up. This is cool as fuck here. Yeah. This guy thinks it's cool. He thinks it's cool.

I also think, I actually, I'm just hanging out right here. No. I actually think Fallujah was cool. I remember showing up to Fallujah. Well, actually, this wasn't showing up to Fallujah, but it was the first time we went to the city. And at the time, the Marines had it surrounded, literally. And I remember going to this little base on the corner of Fallujah.

And I remember driving in and getting out of the vehicle and just seeing the mark 19 gunner like launched probably a whole can and i was just like so that's how it is here like okay you know what i mean then dude just call in no we were we calling. Mark 19 is a fully automatic grenade launcher. It's not like a full cannon. How many rounds? You couldn't. It's like 50 or 100.

No, it's 32. 32. He would know. I'm not going to question it. Literally at that time, you couldn't even have a grenade launcher mounted on a vehicle in Baghdad. Like you couldn't even mount one

because they didn't want him to have ammo or whatever. But there, they were just launching it. And then we were calling freaking F-18s in the freaking... Spectre, every night, would freaking literally be hot if they saw anything moving. So they would just fly overhead.

We'd watch them and they'd be like... You know, did their little fucking massive explosion. I love the sound effects. That's the best part of these. We would literally sit on the roof. The sound is so loud, it kind of drowns out. So it's loud, and then it's kind of quiet.

It's your ears ringing. Yeah, that's true. Dude, freaking tanks were shooting minarets. Freaking cobras were coming in and just launching missiles. It was like World War II. Completely different war space. But for a person that was like so into World War II, I was like, this is amazing.

It's fucking wild. It was. It was. And it was the first time that I had seen an open war. Yeah. You know what I mean? Where just like the rules of engagement at that time is if you saw somebody in Fallujah, you could

shoot them. Literally. Saw someone. That's like a wet dream to everybody who was in GWAT. It has a uniform. Kill it. That's just... For mine, I went from A, they have to be shooting at you to engage to, hey, now

here's the new ROE where when we were going to Moktadio. It was like, hey, if they look shady, fucking shoot them. I was like, that's a change. We're going to a very bad area. And then we drove to that area. Define shady. Exactly. It's like, uh-huh.

So it's one of those crazy things. I was like, holy shit. That guy's in the shadow. Shoot him. Whoa. When you were talking about the Spectre, though, of those crazy things i was like holy shit that guy's in the shadow shoot him but whoa when you when you were talking about the specter though have you guys heard about what happened recently with the specter gunship so god bless america right so obviously fucking we're gonna make up a name of a country uh iran i think that's turdistan yeah yeah yeah turdistan yeah

turdistan and uh so they've been pumping all these money into these terrorist groups. These terrorist groups got a hold of some missiles and they decided they were going to fuck with American forces in Iraq. Can't remember the name of the damn base. But they fired a ballistic missile in. What they didn't realize is there was a Spectre gunship hanging out that watched it come in

and went to where it came from and then watched the guys go back to their house and then leveled the fucking building. But this is the best part. The entire time it was doing this fire mission it had its adsb on which means civilian air traffic controllers could see this thing doing its gun run the entire time the whole world saw this specter just fuck them up this happened like a week ago it's great so i was gonna say the uh what was the thing i started with specter no it was oh so so getting their second bat or getting there in afghanistan um and this is an interest i feel this no i've never heard we're all locked in on you you this is me this

is very interesting to everyone this is not combat what i'm about to say but it's war crimes I love those like the maroon you know never a war crime the first time you know what I always say about the Geneva convention I wasn't there well America didn't sign up I didn't sign up I wasn't there

I didn't sign that I don't even know who she is so the the when we went to afghanistan like i said uh third bat was already there did the jump off the kid they operate so this is a critical part so the first stuff in afghanistan was all based off the kitty hawk as you know much better than me holy shit my brother was on the kitty hawk that's the only reason the entire initial part of af of Afghanistan was staged off the Kitty Hawk. No shit. Yes.

Pause. The jump in and everything. Kitty Hawk. It's a carrier. It was the last diesel carrier burned through 250,000 gallons worth of diesel. The very famous carrier carrier, I would say. Probably one of the most well known.

I think there's a lot. Like Enterprise Kitty Hawk, probably. I think the Kitty Hawk, if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong here, someone in the Navy will correct me. I think the Kitty Hawk was the last carrier that carried the f-14 Tomcat if you want to see autism at a table But the I'm not mistaken the Kitty Hawk was retrofitted to house soft forces, if I'm not mistaken. I have to look that up, but I think it was.

But anyway, so that was the initial thing. After that, there was this island called Misera Island off the coast of Oman. And that is where Afghanistan started its initial staging after the Kitty Hawk. So this is what's crazy. It was this small island off of Oman. And you get there. And it's like this beautiful island. We called it Paradise Island. So there you've got all the logistics troops. They've got like Midnight Chow. It's where all of the air crews are based. And combat troops there are going, spending a week to get acclimated and then pushing to Afghanistan. So it's like you've got this weird. Okay, so this was a different staging area than Kuwait because we did like Kuwait and then push into Iraq.

Yeah, so that was, no, no, this is Afghanistan. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so this is basically Afghanistan. This is the Kuwait of Afghanistan, for lack of a better term. So Kyrgyzstan wasn't stood up yet, I'm assuming, but now it's Kyrgyzstan? It might have been at the same time as well. I know for this initial part, like most of this stuff was based out of this island, but I'm sure there was multiple.

There wasn't enough logistic support close to it. If you're going to stand to surface at all, I'm sure. But anyway, so it was just this weird thing. And we show up and we've been so excited to go to war. Like we're all so excited. First Bat just, and this is crazy. First Bat just had anaconda. So basically from what I was told,

they were there for whatever it was, three or four months, literally sitting at the airbase on QRF, which is the most shit job you can have. Literally, it's there waiting. You're doing nothing, and then they say go, and you have to spin up, and you're flying into, you have no idea what. It's like the worst job ever.

QRF sucks. QRF sucks. QRF. So basically, and then, sorry, Roberts Ridge was a QRF job

for first bat. So you had the seal helicopter issue. I forget the guy's name. Are you talking about Chapman? No, no. Chapman was in, no,

Neil Roberts. So Neil Roberts falls out of the helicopter, gets hit or whatever. Um, and then they send a first back QRF in. So they do like nothing again, from what they told me, they were doing nothing for months. And then they do one operation and they lose like, I forget like 10 dudes. I think the total loss was like 16 but first bat itself lost like eight or ten guys so is this really bad uh scenario so it was i'll never forget it because we're going in there bright-eyed and bushy-tailed everyone's got a high and a tight freaking you know no facial hair whatever first bat looks like they're zombies they're all got long hair they got facial hair they're tanned like freaking you know which just for reference like for ranger bat at that time if i at that time yeah when you

see like just disheveled people in bat that's like a no-go a lot of times so that was probably like a big surprise to you like what the fuck yeah these ghosts yes why are these guys so disheveled yeah well why did the like just seeing rangers with long hair at that time and facial you know it was like because that's a big note like ranger bat is like that extra hey where you hold the standard perfectly standards you do exactly what they say and so it was crazy but the biggest thing with them is you could just see they were just over it you know what i'll tell you what it was because again i i'm i love world war ii history but i don't know it remotely as good as you but it's like all those scenes where you got the new troops heading to the front line and you got the troops that have just been wrecked on the front line heading back and these guys are all bright and bushy tails and these guys are like fucking have fun dickhead you know that whole

kind of like you know you're gonna hate it like i do in three months and it was just crazy and then at the island though here's cherry so imagine that happening on the island while they're also tracing like i think it was 32 cases of chlamydia to one person in the chow hall who was a very enterprising young lady um that basically was like business is booming i think i can make a lot of money here yeah so this ursie cost 500 so you got this huge like all these people coming together and then like i'd walk by to my to my or whatever, and you'd walk by the freaking Spectre crew. And I'll never forget, they had this huge cardboard, it was very well done art of like 400 like stick figures,

like eight tanks, like 17 AA things. And just you're like walking in the Spectre crews are just wrecking shit. And they've got like this kill board and you're like, wow, that's amazing. And while you look at their kill board, you look to the right and they're there tanning in the daytime. And then just going out at night and wrecking shit. I'm telling you. And I'm like, where did I go wrong? You know what I mean?

Airmen? I really screwed up. Airmen love fucking. Everyone who joins the military is like oh marines love to kill people right or unalive people we'll say that word here right but anyone who's ever been to an airbase and had access to that drive you know what drive i'm talking about we're not going to get into it too much they are organized terabytes of nose cam video and gun video and fucking gun run videos they're organized by the number of kills they're organized

by the date they're organized by geography terabytes of video airmen and air force pilots love to unalive people i'll i'm gonna add one group of air force people to that list who's that cct i'm not sure i'm not familiar with cCT are the combat controllers of the special tactics. Oh, they're like the dudes who call in stuff, right? Yeah, dude. And they're like, I've never seen the amount of savagery of just wrecking shit. They love doing it. All right, so I'll tell you a cool story. All right, I'm here for it.

Yeah, let's do it. Because I mentioned CCT. Can we explain what a cct is real quick just so like yeah like just to understand the level of like shit this particular individual so like they're always they're air force yeah they're attached to other special forces units so they're they go out with navy seals armies delta whatever like they just air force is like here's one guy and that guy is basically the um interface the interface the intermediate he's he's the diplomat you're dropping like fire yeah no he's literally the diplomat between like the grunts on the ground and

the largest military budget on the fucking planet it Yes. Pretty much. And he's, I believe every CCT has to be licensed as a civilian air traffic controller because they're allowed to call in that many fucking planes at the same time that they're also the air traffic controller for the planes is how much shit this one dude can call in. Well, like when he was talking about Anaconda, right?

So Operation Anaconda, just a quick reference here. I don't know a lot of it. I graded a lot of essays on it. So, okay, I know a little things. But during the peak of Operation Anaconda, which, so Northern Alliance was supposed to encircle. 10th Mountain was supposed to go through and fucking wipe them out.

Cool. Northern Alliance fucking bitched out day one, ran off. They're like, this is dangerous. I don't want to be here. And they ran away. So now America surrounded, right? Target rich environment. That's the way we look at things.

So then they start calling for everything under the sun. And it took them a little while to get there. But once it got there for 10 days straight, they had over 200 combat missions a day thrown into the Chi-Cot Valley supporting the 10th mountain. So like at first it was support these guys, and then it was, all right, we want you to hit them in the hills so they come towards us. So now they can choose to either die under a bomb or die from us.

Like, that's what they get to do. Anaconda was fucking savage. That is so fucking gangster. It's so weird that our government gave people options. It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite at 0% financing for up to 72 months. With an available 5.3 liter V8 engine, 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels,

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Oh, Jesus Christ. Sorry, continue. The key is we must give them the illusion of free will that's the secret which one do you want to die under oh okay this sounds very diplomatic

so the so we're I'm now having to reject myself so I'm driving from Fallujah to Baghdad in basically Iraqi cars. A Toyota Hilux. It was actually an Alfa Romeo, which I fucking had that thing going. So we're in an unarmored, unmark marked keyword supercar and were you covered did you do

fucking yeah we were in evan did this evan was like we were dressed like uh terrorists you can say that though it's somebody who has completed their pilgrimage to mecca i know the first time i heard that word, I was like, this is like a lot of other words we used in the past. It's only going to be against the rules in about five years. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, you know, you know. You're like, we're using it now.

I don't think we're going to be using it later. Yeah, I was like, during that time. But at the same time. We shouldn't say that word. But at the same time, shouldn't say that well but at the same time it just goes to show you too how just little uh what's the word uh environmental no but environmental uh cultural how little how little cultural knowledge they give you just for reference you know what i mean like there's so many things i'm like i wish i would have known

that it would have helped a lot but so so anyways, we're in the car. We leave. And we're just like, dude, this is not. And it was not a good time to drive. Like, this was crazy dangerous. And, you know, we have no, we don't have Humvees. We don't have tanks. We have nothing.

We're literally just ourselves in an Alfa Romeo. And, oh, yeah. Well, not this time. Dude, we'd be driving. And there'd be, like, IEDs going off and freaking. I remember one time, I don't even know where it came from, but a bomb went off, and I was like, who dropped that? You know what I mean?

Like, that wasn't an IED. That was a bomb. He's like, yeah, fuck, I don't know. But anyways, he's like, I got you, bro. This is the CT guy, CCT guy. He's like, I got you from the backseat. I was like, all right. So we're going and

about 30 seconds goes by and i start like feeling this rumble like straight up jurassic park shit right i'm like that's weird and these two f-16s i'm pretty sure there were 16s not 18s they come down the freeway, buzzing everything and just, you know that thing? Or like, oh. Yeah, and he's like, that's ours. So he had us being escorted by two F-16s. You know what I mean?

He's like- Well, I certainly hope it's ours. I don't think the Taliban got ahold of us. No, no, no. Fucking. Yeah. If not, we're fucked. No, he meant that like, they're gonna escort know those are ours like i have control over them

they're gonna be with us the whole way and i was like dude i was like that's cool it's a good show of force when the f-16 we had one or whatever the same thing it was they did a show of force for us we called up and they were like we were eod had to show up for IED we just did a firefight blah blah blah just throw a F-16 for show of force and flew up that was the most gangster thing I've ever seen talking about a show of force I had someone

it was in stream they were like why doesn't America do those parades like the military parades that all the dictators and shit do I was like because the parade would never end. I was like, let me put this in perspective, right? We have 19,000 Humvees. If five a minute went by,

that's three and a half days of Humvees only, okay? That's just Humvees. They're the most epic show of force. You ever heard the phrase from sea to shining sea? Fuck, man. We have so much shit. America doesn't show up for us. It's just literally a live stream for three hours or three days.

Vehicle one has presented. Tomorrow we're going to try him. Is it North Korea that did that parade where the dudes all had Barrett's? Have you seen that one? No, I haven't seen dude literally. We'll look it up put the image on here It's like right here GV Vance here our editor is here It's literally an entire rows and rows and rows of dudes and they all have freakin 50 Cal Barrett's Those are like 40 pounds

Strong I carried. Yeah, dude. I carried one of those all have freaking 50 cal Barrett's. Those are like 40 pounds a piece. Those dudes are pretty strong. I carried, yeah, dude, I carried one of those. I freaking thing weighs a million pounds. It's our editor, G-Man. He's here. We're going to have an episode next week or next week-ish with him. Ish. Fucking.

They had Barrett's? They were just carrying Barrett's? No, literally, Barrett's on their chest. There's like hundreds of them. I don't know. I just remember seeing that's literally a parents on their chest. There's like Hundreds of them. I don't know Bring that and going like that's odd parade. It's like some communist shit It will like it's not the news you ever see the ones right before they invaded We were attempted to invade Ukraine the Iran and a gas 50 miles in but anyways when Russia went before I mean, yeah

So like they were doing backflips and throwing axes, and I was like, that's cool. You're still going to get shot from 1,200 yards away. I don't know what you want here. I know a 19-year-old that looked like he was 40 that smoked three packs of Marlboro Reds a day named Schmitty. I'll take that dude versus 100 of them. Any day of the week, Schmitty.

Let me introduce you to something belt-fit. So here's a legitimate question Wait, wait, wait, hold on I just did a commercial of like Fucking Taekwondo Ninja over here Or fucking Shmig Bro, he had the 240 And now the 240 gunner's got the

And he rests both arms on his knee He had the OG brown Birth control glasses and just fucking a cigarette in each hand over the 240 while we're walking through the woods just all day. Like, yeah. Yeah.

You know you're going to be like, I got that guy. You're going to fuck shit up. But that's my question. Why are all Schmitty's the same guy? You know what I mean? It's 100%. It's just like, your name's Schmitty's the same guy you're him it's like a it's like a it's like a template do we have do we have enough of the schmitty template no we better turn that yeah and they're like wait a minute wait minute. How are we doing on skis? Oh, we're good on skis today.

It's the same guy. Everyone is a ski. Turn it up. Turn it up. It's always the same guy. We had someone named Ski that was like that, dude. Like a fucking T-Ski. Alphabet, as we called you.

Oh, my God. It's always the same. It's just like a... It's like a, a assembly line of soldiers. Fucking Christ. You do meet doppelgangers everywhere you fucking go.

I'm waiting for the one I run into of him. It'll probably be some PFC with a smoking habit who just doesn't give a fuck about the military. But you know, this is the thing.

Every, and watch, listen to this. You'll never find him because my doppelganger is the fucking head of the E4 mafia. Every good NCO knows how to leverage the mafiaanger is the fucking head of the e4 mafia every good nco

knows how to leverage the mafia every single fucking one of them every bad nco tries to control the mafia every good one's like look i'm missing all this bii you can go home as soon as i find it you gotta find me first that shit'll be there hold on i know the mafia's hiding spots they ain't all hidden no you don't just get me the mafia. Open the shower. That technique works. I had the laziest dude. Here's how lazy this guy was. Spotswood. That's his name. Spotswood. Spotswood was so lazy.

What did you have to wake up at? Formation was like 6.30 at that time. He would literally wake up and pull from underneath his bed a little tray of water and his toothbrush so he could brush his teeth in bed. He was that guy. That's how lazy he was.

This sounds like private Eli. I had my bed made, and I slept in my sleeping bag, so I didn't have to make my bed. I did the same thing. Boot blouses underneath to hold the bed taut so you don't have to tuck shit in every morning. I made my bed once in basic training. A hundred percent true. Same thing. Yeah.

I got to yell that by drill. Well, when I saw like that system, I'm like, well, why don't we just do it this way? Yeah. It's like the Pacho liner,

dude. Greatest thing ever made. Oh God. But, uh, but anyways, we've just finally were like, dude,

what are we supposed to do with this guy? And finally we figured out, Hey, spots what here's a list. When you do all these things, you're off. I, what are we supposed to do with this guy? And finally, we figured out, hey, Spotswood, here's a list. When you do all these things, you're off. I don't care if it's noon. Dude, that guy would get off by like 11 noon every day. It was the most perfect tactic ever.

It's just how you deal with laziness. I'm telling you, you got to use that mafia. You got to leverage the mafia the right way. Leadership. You treat the mafia right. You obviously hold them accountable when you need to but like when shit hey my lieutenant's missing half the bi for their humvee the sooner sooner it shows up the sooner y'all go home you'll have extra shit they're like why does this why do i have a preach operating handle for an abrams main battle tank fuck it it's yours now ma'am like just leave this shit alone

i'm telling you the mafia if you know how to leverage the mafia, you can get shit done. I think this is to a striker. Roger Beaks on. Fuck it. It's mine now. Yep. Bonus door. Look back.

We're good to go. Habitual. What are you working on right now? You have been crushing content. I had a blast doing my Asian accent with you. I love that you were the first person you're like, yeah, fuck it. I'm going to just do every accent.

Yeah. And I'm not going to care. Oh, and no one's fucking, you treat it like South Park. You just, you're like, fuck it. I'm going to just go full send. You can't, because you're not knocking on any country specific. You're just generalizing. Exactly. And I lucked out. Originally, I was like, I you're not knocking on any country specific. You're just generalizing. Exactly.

And I lucked out. Originally, I was like, I'm not going to do these things. And someone commented, they're like, oh, you only do white countries accents. And I was like, okay, so we will talk like a Japanese guy now. Like this, I just throw it all out there. Yeah. It is the fat electrician. He is my favorite content creator.

I haven't done the L's to R's yet, though. I'm trying to avoid that. One day. The fat electrician. He is my favorite content creator. I haven't done the L's to R's yet, though. I'm trying to avoid that. The what? One day. The fat electrician. I can just say what it are. Yeah, I haven't done that yet. It's a very white table.

I'm allowed to do this. Wait a minute. You're not white. No. There you go. And I can do this. Yeah, you're good. For me, honestly, the wars that are kind of like popping across the world are keeping me pretty occupied.

Like there's always, I just like, I watch the news and then I'll see something. I'm like, I can make fun of that. That's really all I do is just, I can make fun of you. And I mean, the politicians in Washington really help out a lot. But I don't use their face. I just use Washington, D.Cc to make the joke and that's how i get away with it that's what i love you asked me uh on the last video you were like hey can you do the chinese people i was like yeah totally bro oh yeah i was like here you go i got

a video i want to i was like yeah i think so it just it worked automatically oh man that was that video crush and you know what's crazy is that so many people knew it was you. Which is ridiculous. They knew. You know my Asian accent to that degree. They're like, I thought our dad was Eli. And then I seen who was tagged. I was like, that's fucking weird.

Bro, they knew immediately it was you. God bless you all for that. I'm going to make him a battleship. Don't worry. We're going to, we're going to make him a battleship. I'm going to be the USS Wisconsin. Oh yeahisconsin oh yeah i got i got some ideas some plans up big whiskey spelled w-i-s-k-y the proper way the big like that's what it is what what piece of content are you working on right now we're trying to do a range day and stuff like that yeah you've

been super helpful and everything like the first time you came out it was an awesome experience watching your like dude how fired up you got same for you like everyone when they come and hang out it's awesome watching the motivation and now your long form is fucking slow honestly i see you helped me out a ton with that like you've just been super helpful with everything i've needed right i ask questions about this setting, that setting, but for right now, so, um, I was really diving into the air defense systems and I feel like I've run into almost a finite amount of air defense systems. So now I'm kind of segueing into, I did one recently and we're going to see how lists work out well for me, you know, top five, this top five, that, so that's, I don't have anything in the pipe right this second. I'm actually, my wife went before I got on the plane this morning. She's like, you need to think of

your next long form. Cause I didn't have anything stuck in my brain yet she's like you need to figure it out okay so while i'm here i'll get something i'm not sure what what yet though we'll figure it out it's what i love about this group everyone's just like motivating off of each other oh yeah it is super motivating what like nick you came down the second you came down you were like i need to uh do long form and then immediately you yeah your first long form came out and you absolutely slayed it yeah yeah yeah now you're fucking growing at a stupid rate when you have cody and brandon and i'm going to quote this nick's gonna be bigger than all of us. That is what they say every fucking time.

I love the way he tells these stories, man. Like, that's why, like, I'm handing you the Ludendorff Bridge. I'm handing you Operation Anaconda. Like, I just want to give this shit to you because, like, don't get me wrong. I'm a missile nerd. I like missiles. You want to learn about intercept dynamics and fucking radar ducting and shit like that? Yeah, I got you.

Not a problem. But, like, the way you tell how history happened, I fucking love that shit. Anaconda and Robert's Ridge, obviously it's the industry I work on. The other interesting thing about them is there hasn't been movies made about them yet. No. It says virgin content.

Can I say virgin? No, that's the line. Talk about content. That content got fucked. Unfucked content. There we go. Thank you. Unfucked content.

Unfucked content you can't say other words synonymous with vagina but we're going to use clunge because I heard that from a Scott and it's fucking hilarious do you say clunge that sounds so dirty doesn't it it does it actually sounds worse than the other

show me your clunge can you say can you rub your clunge for me later? I want to get up in that clunge. Savannah's looking at me like, shut the fuck up. I am so dry right now. It's not even a word. It's uncomfortable. What if we merge intent and go, hey, girl, you want to take the clunge?

It's like a plunge hybrid, you know, together. Girl, I just want to get... I'll work on it. The clunge. I heard that from a Scottish person. I was like, I'm never forgetting this. My brain decided that was what I was going to remember. The entire UK area

is so much more fucking advanced on cuss words than we are it's like they take it to an art form it's so beautiful there's been times i've been yelled at and i'm like i literally don't know what you said but i'm offended honest everybody thinks that like america is really racist but like that other hemisphere is so much better at being racist. They're classist. They did invent it. Every time I talk to somebody from that part of the world, I'm impressed. We copied it from them. We just looked at it and went, uh-huh. Apparently that's what we're supposed to do.

Well, that's what I like about Australians. They have such a liberal use of the C word. I was in, again, a non- YouTube does not like that word I say? YouTube does not like that word. YouTube does not like it. Don't say that on this channel. I'm not going to say it. I just like YouTube. That's the N word.

Really? I don't think so. There was these Aussies that rolled over. If Australia was throwing around the N word, if they throw around the C word, that'd be an issue. You're right though. They do use it

a lot. And it really doesn't mean much there. It's like the word shit today. They'll even use it for friends. Oh yeah.

It's like the F word in America. It's very dynamic. Do you think I'd get away with it with an Australian accent? Not on the Fair enough.

Dude, we watched the monetization. With Australian women. Yes. Well, YouTube, we had a breakdown. We don't get demonetized much, but when we do,

I always like try to review it and I remember the review. I was like, why the fuck did this get demonetized? Ryan Reynolds are the C word every time. Every time.

Every single time. And they were like an hour and 38 minutes and you said... Ryan Reynolds' self-deletion. That's how we set the 22. word every time every time every single day they were like an hour and 38 minutes ryan reynolds is um self-deletion that's how we set uh the 22 that's why now we call it the ryan reynolds yourself because if you say that word or reference it too directly so i'm not allowed to say that someone irritated me so much i'm only going to do 21 push-ups tonight you can say that okay okay

you can't use his name no you can say r Ryan. No no no Ryan Reynolds is a reference to G-band you can't Okay Interesting interesting very interesting I didn't know that We have a bunch of different. Suck starting a sh** solution. Yeah. G-Man's like,

God damn, I have to bleep so much. I gotta work so goddamn hard. You ever see George Carlin when he talks about, what's the best one? Ryan Reilly. Oh, yeah.

When Robin Williams, or George Carlin's like, doing that is like telling God, you can't fire me. I quit. George Carlin was a treasure, man. I'm so sad.

He was an animal. Love George Carlin, man. Every, everything he did is just like so good. You know, the first time he did was the eight words you can't say on TV. He got arrested,

like arrested. Wait, what? I saw a TikTok on it. I don't know how true it is, but apparently he did it live on a television show, and they arrested him afterwards. Dude, I remember being a kid or young adult.

I don't know. And they straight up arrested two live crew when they did that show. Remember that? In 92? I think 92. They were not born yet. crew when they did that show. No shit. Remember that in 92? I think 92. God, I'm dating myself. They were not born yet.

I was seven. Hold on. I was two. I was negative two. You were two. In 92. So they obviously watched that live on TV. I mean, I was two, too.

I just remembered seeing it. My dad talked about it. I watched it on YouTube later. Five years later. I was seven. Oh, later. I was seven. Oh, God. I was old. 92.

I want you to take this in, ladies and gentlemen. This is what you look like when you get out of the military and you stay young. This is what you look like when you've been doing it for 15 years. And I daily contemplate the amount. Never mind. We're just going to just move on. No, yeah.

What do I do to get you fired? What do you got to do to get me fired? I don't know people a lot of people want to give me fun The only thing keeping me important starts Here's my two-step plan step one go to a War Thunder forum. Step two, make a video about it and tell everybody thank you to Habitual Linecrosser for telling me all of this shit. That's my whole plan. And then he's going to get fired. I'll also get arrested. How many years do you have left?

I got five years left, but I'm going warrants, so I'll have six years. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. You're volunteering for an extra year?

Yeah, it's just... Fucking rookie move. Bro, this is the thing. Hold on, hold on. Did you not learn anything from the first 10? Stay with me. I was a first sergeant for 17 days and I wanted to drink. Because the military is the biggest group of retards and assholes you've ever fucking met.

And they were, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to smoke crack and drive. Okay, you fucking mongoloid. And like, but then you have some fucking. You're talking about private issues are going on. I'm telling you, man. And then you have some fucking. Fucking mongoloid. And then you get some fucking SAR major thatongloid. And then you get some fucking

Sar Major that calls me, Sar Long, why did he drink and drive? Let me see. Look up my list. His parents are related. He had fucking eight lead paint chips as a kid. Fucking drank... What the fuck do you want from me, Sar Major? Like, no answer I can

give you will make you go back to sleep. You're like, you know what? If I'm being perfectly honest in the safety breeze, I didn't actually mention smoking crack and driving. That's my bad. That's on me. That's on me. I got this.

I got it. I'm going to add that to the list, and it'll never happen again. I piggybacked off the... I went with the template. I used the template. That's my bad. My bad. Fuck, man.

I love the military. Don't get bad. It's my bad. Fuck, man. Like, I love the military, but don't get me wrong. I love what I do. I love, like, missiles and fucking tactics and, you know, everything that I do with the system and shooting shit down, and I love, like, being that asset. I love it. I love that you didn't mention privates and anywhere. No, no.

Fuck, man. Soldiers. I get a phone call at 2 in the morning and just like oh sorry uh sergeant my wife can't get on base why because she was driving without a license the fuck you want me to do you fucking idiot the dumbest bunch of fucking idiots so let me let me let me let me make a defense of that behavior and i'm only saying this because now i've been out forever the military does make you so dependent on it that you know what i mean that in a way it's not shocking that they're at you know what i mean it's like they make you go to them for everything so i don't know i i could see how the the system i'm

mad at how much of a point he has right now i just want the i just want the chief basic training literally like i'm gonna tell you how to wipe your own ass and then you get mad at how much of a point he has right now. I just want the cheap. Basic training, literally like, I'm going to tell you how to wipe your own ass, and then you get mad at them when they ask how to wipe their own ass. You see it later. Yeah, it's a system. They tell you don't. You jump how high I tell you to jump. Some people can recover.

Some people stay broken from that. At this point, I'm sticking around for the cheap health care. That's like why I'm sticking around is I want the cheap health care. Oh, because it's so good? Yeah. So on that though... I was going to make a strong hand joke. I drank too much. I'm sorry.

I was going to make a strong hand joke. You want another one? You ever seen a scary movie too? Grab my strong hand. I'm going to hell. That's alright. I've used that joke many times. What's his name?

I forget the guy's name. Funny guy. Oh, no, that was Chris Evans. Chris Evans made that joke? No, the guy, the strong head guy. Anyways, I can't think of his name right now. But I've used this analogy before. I look at the military like a crazy girlfriend it really is and

and so it's like she's bananas oh yeah bananas but she's really hot and sex is really good so it's like you'll kind of do you put up up with we're gonna go shopping for light bulbs you're like but you do it you know and then you're just you're like bouncing between linens and things home depot and freaking bed bath and beyond like your whole weekend and you're just like how did i get here i want to agree with you but like after my divorce so i've been divorced and i'm remarried um uh my wife is amazing honestly one out of 7.8 billion people on this planet i'm telling you and um but i have such a long list of red flags like if the military was like that that far i would just be like i can't i can't do this because like

i mean i'm telling you winged eyeliner red lipstick driving a chevy corolla or excuse me chevy cavalier like these are i had weird red flags for the longest time. In the military, I agree in some point, but after it's burned me in some ways, I got my red flags up about Uncle Sam. Well, but what I'm saying is you're still doing it. You know, that's fair. I'll give you that.

That's what I'm saying. You want to break up with her, but you're just like, God, when it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's really bad, but I'm i'm just hoping to be good just do the content full time that's you know next year when i do it when i go to halloween i'm gonna be right how many years are you at um at 15 years can't you say i'm done at 15 i i mean well no technically i've re-enlisted and i would have to uh get out at 17 would be if i do this point. Dude, two years is a third of six. I know, but...

Science. You're correct. Hold on. Hold on. Let me hit my logic here. You know what sounds better than being a full-time content creator and doing good things with you guys all the time? Whatever.

Not whatever you're about to say. I can already tell. Cheap healthcare and a pension on top of being a full-time content creator with you guys. All right. You're making a fundamental math error here. I'm 100% serious, and I got to put my foot down. It's a math error.

Okay. How's the math error? I'm here for it. How much is your retirement? Oh, fucking not good. Probably 100% disability, which is like $3,400, give or take, a month. Which, hold on, hold on. That 100% right there is guaranteed right now.

You don't need to do another five or six years to get that. That's fair. So now retirement, concurrent retirement, how much? Right now, if I were to retire, I'd make about $2,200 a month, give or take. Okay. So how much do you think he could make after five years of doing what you're doing? Welcome to Unsububs new series reverse recruiting you're gonna fucking quit and i'm gonna prove it to you with math and science and shit

you're gonna fuck and i'm saying that i'm saying this because you'll see the numbers be like fuck dude it doesn't it doesn't make any sense and i'm serious it doesn't make any sense i know i i you're an american hero i i love what i do though man i like missiles and shit i love what i do you're autistic about it i'm fucking literally got out and then i still play army and i get paid for it way better than you got way better way better. Way better. Being Army. You can, you can like, imagine being in control and only focusing on the things you like. Be a consultant.

Be a missile consultant. But making like 400,000 a year. Yeah. Monthly. That's not a bad. Fuck me. You're like, I can make two grand a month.

It's working. Like, think about it though. You're like, I can make two grand a month. Or, hear me out, 30 grand a month. How much would a company insurance policy cost you?

The best insurance you could fathom. $1,000 a month? Yeah. No, like $1,200 a month. $1,200 a month. Literally, that'll be like, can I add dental? You know what? I'm going to get vision.

And it's a business write-off. There you go, dude. It doesn't make financial sense. And this is how they fuck you. This is how they get in touch. You know what I'm gonna get vision and it's a business right off 20 years just do 20 years like well habitual line crossers a new host Somewhere in the basement of the Pentagon there's gonna be a bunch of crusty generals watching this video being like how the fuck did they get him to quit? We got it. We got a reverse engineer this And also kill those guys And then we're the little body We become the CCT. Afghanistan. That looks like burning. Specters over the house. And then we're the little bodies flying out.

To be fair, the government recruiting is getting slightly better lately. The ads have drastically improved. Have you seen the new Air Force ad? No. Where it's like the planet is 74% water. It's fucking this much percent earth. And the air is 100% ours. and a fucking f-22 screeches by and does a fucking dead leaf move and it's just like join the u.s air force you know what they

should add that's dope they're going back to the dragon the good shit you know what they should add to that though but you'll never come into contact with that plane You will be on the ground hammering away on missiles. You'll never even see a.22. You'll never see it. Statistically speaking, this is not for you. You're part of a bigger machine. I mean, we only have 168 of them.

I mean, that's all we have. But when you compare it to other 5th gens that are out there, like the Su-57, which, by the way, I don't know if you know this world. You know you're autistic, right? Yeah. I'm just making sure. For the Russian fanboys.

Yeah, start me. It has a... They actively recruit autism. It does not have a large enough reduction in radar cross-section to be considered stealth by NATO standards. It is considered reduced visibility. So your Su-57 is not a stealth aircraft.

But anyways, they have like, what, six of them that work? Ten, maybe? Yeah, well, I mean, to be fair, to Russia's credit, it is statistically impossible for a squadron of Raptors to take out a squadron of Su-57s. Because they don't have a squadron? Because they don't have a squadron. Fucking.

Get fucked, Russia. Communism. Burn. Burn. You want to know why it's so much bigger than the F-22? It's not because it's better. It's because it has to have a bigger gas tank because communism doesn't have good enough logistics

to do aerial refueling, you fucking morons. I thought their engines were just so far apart because they were a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. Fuck. Actually, in Russia... What do you mean? In Russia, they just call that childhood. Comrade.

Comrade, we're the best jets in the army. Remember when we were shaking? I don't even know how to do a Russian accent. Did you see that they finally commissioned? They're like, we're going to produce it. The Su-75 Checkmate, which looks like an F-35 off a fucking Wish. It literally like, look at it. It looks like an F-35 with like a learning disability.

Like it's just the worst fucking thing you've ever seen. Dude. What does an F-35 have chromosomes? No, no, no. You got to do that video and do like a Down syndrome voice. Oh, fuck. Right? There it goes.

Hey guys, I'm the, you know, I just picture an F 35 with a bad haircut. It's like a bull haircut from Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. It's that extra haircut. Fuck.

Nick's like, God damn. I don't like my motors. We're really doing it. I don't like my engines too close together. It's a sensory thing. Shit, man.

Oh my God. Perfect. One day it will be canceled. Yeah. They made a, a CQB AT4, which is pretty man. Oh, my God. One day it will be canceled. Yeah. They made a CQB AT-4, which is pretty sweet. Wait, hold on. Time out. That's what we need to hear about, a CQB AT-4.

Yeah, CQB AT-4. It was awesome. Close quarters combat anti-tank. So basically what they did was... Rock you in the lunch room. You're going to be like, hostage, what? For all those times you've

walked into a living room and there was a fucking tank no you know what it's for? It's for that German guy who had the tiger in his basement for like the last 80 years. It's just, ah, no, I'm ready for it.

Why is that used? I think actually the, I can't remember if the CQB had a thermal barrack. I'm sure they did it later after that. But basically, all it was was a huge water pack for, again, layman terms, a huge water pack in the back of the AT-4. So basically, when it fired, if you were anywhere behind it, dude, it was like a, what's it called, a water impulse charge. I mean, it was like just just like getting shot with jizz. Like,

saw the scatchers wetness all over against the wall. So does that like honest, honest question? Just because I every once in a while I kind of like my explosive. I like my explosives.

Depends on how you describe it. So like a water charge is used to create a directional charge through a door. Just for those of you who don't know, I saw Ranger Bat do it one time and it was like a work of art. The door was is bent like a u went straight back they killed a bunch

of people inside it's tamping yeah but what does that do with the the rocket does that increase muzzle velocity like i'm really curious at this point i'm sure it does and i'm sure they designed the rocket to pair with that so i'm sure it's a different rocket than a normal one but it basically just allows you to shoot it within a room. Okay. That makes sense, actually. Here's my CQB nuke. Have you ever seen one?

It's fucking gangster. We all die. It's a small nuke. It's a tiny charge. So it was designed to reduce the back blast of it. Absolutely. Okay. It was literally designed to fire from within a building. That's, which, if you've ever shot an AT-4,

you ain't shooting one in within a building. So. Oh, no. They could tell me I can shoot this AT-4 in a building. That's, which, if you've ever shot an AT4, you ain't shooting one in within a building, so. Oh no. They could tell me I can shoot this AT4 in a building. I'm like, no thank you. Yeah, yeah. Eh, you keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Bye, man.

I feel like I have the Korean light to make fun of communism as much as I want. You go, man. You chase that dream. I'm gonna go use the little air to face the room Making fun of communism is kind of like making fun of like the Amish. I'll never see it So like no shit, I'm in college right now like finishing history degrees like you'd be blown away at the bullshit They teach in college now right now. I'm, like, finishing history degrees. Like, you'd be blown away at the bullshit they teach in college now. Dude, I stay.

You don't even want to know. I have this much of an inkling. And I actually really appreciate how it's melting down right now. It's, like, they're starting to, how to say this, their own bullshit is starting to, like, cause friction of their levels of bullshit i'll go into more detail but you know they're fighting each other that's exactly right about the bullshit literally they're literally fighting each other and you're like you guys know where this comes

from this faction of people's just like i don't care what you think so they're like that seems hard i'm gonna go fight somebody else that's more like me because it'll be easier well just just think of the fundamental nature of what they're saying, which is... Buh. You know, we're... I mean, we need a shirt that just says, Buh. That is such a good shirt.

They're saying, this cause, whatever it is, this cause. And then you have people on the campus that disagree with it. They're wrong. Silence them. But you're like, are you guys missing? What's... Like, do you not see that you're literally going against the first minute right now?

Like, do you not see that you're removing people's ability to have an opinion outside your own? Well, that's what's like. I love watching Nick because we did. He discussed this last time. He is. He's in college right now getting his. I couldn't do it, dude. You're a stronger man yeah i hate it

but you like watching so what are your pronouns but your debate bro i got amateur nouns at best fuck you're watching you debate them and just absolutely crucify that because these are kids in his class and yeah fucking gotta be rough Don't know how you ever like just have an entire like and to be fair They're like there's a couple kids and it's really funny because it's like oh Your parents fucking raised you right and then you fucking know how to read like it That's literally all this kid does and he's just like wrecking everybody else in the class is defending communism on a daily basis It's fucking insane like fuck. Oh fuck well, that's not real communism It's like car communism is founded in the fucking ideology of Karl Marx a dude that is buried in a fucking

Private cemetery in England because he didn't want to be buried next to all the fucking peasants He didn't want a state assigned plotigned plot, which was available at the time, by the way. He didn't fucking want it because he didn't want to live next to you fucking peasants. And now, if you want to go pay homage to the creator of communism, you have to pay money to go visit this motherfucker's grave. Okay? It makes no goddamn

sense, and you still don't. You're like, oh, he's a fucking genius. This is the best way to live. It's never fucking worked. It results in genocide every fucking time. But clearly, it's going to work the next time we try it. It's going to be fucking great. This is the best way to live. It's never fucking worked. It results in genocide every fucking time. But clearly, it's going to work the next time we try it. It's going to be fucking great. We should absolutely do that. You just triggered a whole bunch of people in the comments. Fuck them!

Fuck them! You know what? Get on your fucking iPhone or your Android and bitch about it. It's all products of capitalism. You want to know why Karl Marx is buried in fucking England? It's because he got capitalism. You want to know why Karl Marx is buried in fucking England? It's because he got fucking exiled from his own goddamn country, so he went to the only place on the planet tolerant enough

to handle that fucking moron, London, literally the birthplace of fucking capitalism. Because that's the only place that can deal with that stupid bullshit because in capitalism you can be a communist if you want. Go buy a plot of land, roll around in the mud and fuck each other. Nobody cares.

You can do that. Try being a capitalist in communism. They will fucking murder you. That's exactly what they tried to do to West Berlin. This is the best night of my god oh fuck they're better than us we're gonna blockade them off and starve them to death until they join communism that's what they do every fucking time oh my god i i just g man that's

your intro and every time it's just like well well, that's not real communism. We should retry. Imagine if Eli made fucking egg rolls and every time I ate them, I violently shit myself till I got hospitalized. And every time I came to Texas, Eli was like, bro,

this time my egg rolls are going to be the best egg rolls ever. How many fucking times are you going to eat those fucking egg rolls? Bro. And by the way, everyone else that he's made egg rolls for has the same reaction. The same thing. Forever.

Except instead of me violently shitting myself, it's millions of people getting genocide. Oh, my God. You just shit yourself to death. Oh, my God. Oh, this is the best night of my life. But don't worry. It's okay. It'll probably work out.

A bunch of people with four-year degrees that they don't use that have skittle-colored hair are going to call me a pseudo-intellectual and tell me I'm wrong from their fucking iPhone and explain why the fuck... I've got it. So let's look at... Here's a funny thing to look at is the 60s. Holy shit. And whenever somebody gives me some shit like that,

I go, let's look at the 60s. What happened in the 60s? You had probably the most largest group or the most buy-in to change the world at one time i would argue in the last you know how you're talking about like a hippie movement yeah hippie movement in the 60s it was a large percentage of people saying we're going to change the world did they yeah they went to san francisco got a bunch of stds rolled around in the mud fucked each other and then changed nothing And then one day they went,

yeah, we can't change anything. Fuck, I need a job. They all stopped. Actually, I shouldn't say all. There's some that are diehards like the O'Leary's that are diehard hippies. Good credit to you. But by and large, by the way, every

cult is always founded on the same idea, which is changing the world. Every single one always founded on the same idea, which is changing the world. Every single one is founded on the same thing. They take a bunch of people that want to do good things and then they flip it into this devious plan that's under the guise of saving the world. I'll give you a great example.

A great example that just happened and no one's talking about it. SBF, FTX. You guys familiar with the story? I'm not. Largest financial sham in history. Do you know what his basis for this was? Changing the world through effective...

No. Well, here's the crazy part is, through effective altruism. We're going to make... Here's the justification. Instead of just giving $1,000 to Doctors with Borders, or instead of becoming a doctor, I'm going to make a billion dollars and then give it to charities. And that is how we're going to save the world. That's effective altruism. SBF takes that and under the guise of changing the world and saving the world scams billions

and billions it's the largest financial scam in history i haven't heard of this dude ftx the collapse of ftx san bankman freed now you really look into it he absolutely did this intentionally he's gonna go to jail for they going to throw away the key on him. But we're talking, I think, $20 billion. Dude, he went from a net worth of $32 billion to zero in a week, I believe. Holy fuck. Have you guys not heard of this at all? No, I haven't heard of this at all. It's fascinating.

So Sam Binkman Freed, FTX Claps. So he basically created this company. How the fuck do you lose $32 billion instantly? So FTX collapses. Basically what he was doing was he was taking customers' money and then trading and betting on crypto. So he created a crypto exchange and takes all these people's money. Wait, is that the one with the girlfriend?

Yes. Okay, now I know. Caroline Allison, yes. Yep. Oh, and by the way, she was in charge of a $10 billion company. She had no idea what she was doing, self-admittedly. Like, when you look at this,

it's hard to fathom the point that I'm making. And by the way, you know what he did with customer funds? In 2020, I believe, he was the largest Democratic donor. Dude, look all this stuff up. It's absolutely true. My point that I'm making on it is under the guise of this new save the world and help, it's just the same old song, which is using that as a manipulation to get people together

to then basically get rich get rich or or gain power scheme pretty much like you take people's money in all together no it's not a pond I mean it became a Ponzi scheme but what they were buying was they were basically putting all the money into the exchange and then buying you know Bitcoin whatever but the is, is he was taking customer deposits, transferring them into what's called Alameda Research. And then they were doing huge, basically they were a hedge fund. So the hedge fund was using customer money.

They were unaccounted for, I believe, $8 billion. So $8 billion, they're like, yeah, we don't really know where that went. You're talking about a $40 billion company that didn't have a board of directors. A $40 billion company that didn't have an accounting team. Didn't have a group of lawyers. Wait till this guy finds out about the Pentagon.

On accounting billions? Those are rookie numbers. Break some silence. Trillions. The Pentagon. on account of billions that's a rookie number trillions Sam Bankman Freed's like the Pentagon's looks at Sam Bankman Freed like fucking amateur pretty much but again the point being is like

that is he was absolutely this was all under the guise of socialism under the guise of socialism he basically sc under the guise of socialism he basically scammed billions and billions of dollars and guess who bought it that generation his generation i don't even know what they're called now and quite frankly i don't give a fuck i hate youngins you're talking about like well but you got you gotta research it it's my the level of craziness, it's an amazing story.

And it's a story, in my opinion, of like, it's, Sam Bankman Freed's parents were literally, what are they called? Berkeley, Berkeley professors. Like he came from the freaking, everything is love school. And he just totally wrecked everyone. Of course they were. Of course they were. No, I'm telling you, when you start looking into it, you'll be like, this he just totally wrecked everyone. Of course they were. I'm telling you, when you start looking into it, you'll be like, this is gold. The moral of the story is don't buy crypto. It's a scam, everyone.

Fuck that. Buy defense bonds. That's what you need to do. War bonds. War bonds. I will tell you, Uncle Sam overspends. Either they're going to pay out or you're not going to need money anymore. Those are the two solutions of what's going to happen. That's the reality.

That is very much the reality. Either that's going to pay out or break out the fucking bottle caps because that's the new fucking currency. We have a problem. That's a fallout reference. Very big problem. Here's the thing. We can all agree Uncle Sam overspends on some shit. So like in a Patriot system, right, you have a modern man station.

It has a Logitech mouse. The mouse for the Patriot system you use like a regular computer mouse costs $7 at fucking office Depot. But because it has a proprietary head that plugs into the back of the system is not a USB. How much does Uncle Sam charge? Uh, $740. Last time I checked. That's how much.

And that's going to some family. Yeah. From the guy that made the thing. That was, that's how much that mouse is worth, according to the United States Army. But I will tell you. Because I know everything. So like, the Patriot system is a billion dollars, and people are like, oh, that's a fucking crazy amount of money.

Right? The missiles, yeah, whatever. The missiles are worth whatever, right? Cool. The missiles are fast. Swooshy, kaboomy, whatever. They have lethality enhancers. Aren't all missiles fast? Yeah, but these are like faster. These are like fast, fast. It's really awkward. I tell you right now,

so you want to hear some crazy shit and I can tell you guys this, right? So Patriot, I saw the only video in history of Patriot firing in succession with THAAD. Now THAAD is our Terminal High Altitude Area Air Defense. Obviously.

Right? And THAAD, THAAD makes Patriot look like a fucking, yeah. Hey, this is THAAD. So, but so but check this out this is gonna blow your fucking mind that mountain football player locked in the tackle missile oh man go on so so this was a civilian video took him by a civilian head handed over to a military member handed to another military member handed to a friend of mine and and I saw it, right? And Patriot missiles, unclassed, travel at Mach 4.

Mach 4 is how fast a Patriot missile moves, unclassed. They move it. THAAD missiles move exponentially faster than this. Well, in January of 2022, Patriot and THAAD fired at the exact same time.

This was in the United Arab Emirates. Houthi rebels decided to fire a missile. They fucked around. They found out real fucking quick, right? So they fire this missile, or missiles, and Patriot, you see, like, in the video, you see the video you see patriot you know fireballs going up and they're moving i mean mach 4 that's pretty fucking quick they're moving there's cooking and then you see one

fuck all missile just go flying past them like they're not even moving that's a thad tower that's what that is but here's the kicker about that right so that is a two-stage missile missile goes up separate stage one from stage two this missile is the epitome of but first let me take a selfie right so this is what this missile fucking does right it goes up the warhead separates from stage or stage one the warhead takes an image of the target the radar then takes that image receives it and overlays its own image on top of it to say, hey, is this the target? So the missile and the radar both take a picture of this fucking target.

And then it goes, yep, that's the target. And then stage two guides itself in and fucking smokes it. How fast is it? Who's confirming it? Unclassified Mach 8, last I read. Mach 8, give or take. What's that?

It. So it's the computer's computer. It's double-checking itself as it separates. So the operator just fires and says, kill this thing. And it's like, cool,'s double checking itself as it separates. So the operator just fires and says, kill this thing. And it's like, cool, I'm going to go do that job. And it just fucking sent. I guess the question I have is, is it possible that it goes, shit, I'm wrong. I'm so wrong.

It absolutely could. It absolutely could. So if it goes up and it's like, let me take a selfie, and it's the wrong selfie, it's like, ah, no, fuck this. I can't do this. And then it fucking falls off, right? But here's the thing. Oh, it's going to have a problem in China. fuck this i can't do this and then it fucking falls off right but like here's the thing i have problem in china yeah i'm not gonna say they all look like i'm not gonna say i just like nicks like look look look look look i'm sure the chinese and taiwan equipment looks different. I'm positive.

They don't have the same equipment. But like, so we overspend on everything. We'll let Eli come back here. He's like, uh. Fuck you. Which one? For this fight, Taiwan, just go ahead. Open them up.

I'm sorry. Fuck, man. You and open them up. I'm sorry. Fuck, man. I'm going to cancel my answer. Yeah. Anyways, I'll take one. Fuck it.

And then, so, here's the thing. I'm fired. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. So, You moving to Iowa?

Yeah. Fucking, I don't know at this point. They're both better than Oklahoma. Yeah, absolutely. So, absolutely. So the radar, obviously, so everything is expensive.

Fucking Patriot missiles are like $5 million a piece. The CRIs. It's 5,000 missiles to buy one Patriot. We traded missiles. It's like gold. So they're $5 million a piece, but the CRI, the cost reduction initiative, I guess they skipped the fucking fancy ghost flames or some shit on it they're like three million a piece honestly you could park them right next to each other i have no idea what the difference is no i couldn't tell

you the difference between those two missiles it's a patent going to some freaking dude who's getting paid off that's pretty much it probably so but the radar that radar is 150 million dollars and every bit of that money makes sense because i know what that fucking radar can do i'm going to tell you some theoretical shit obviously theoretical i can't tell you that this exists in the world but theoretical so there's this thing out there a theoretical called this called nctr you can look this up it's called non-cooperative target recognition now the theory is that a radar pushing radiation beams using light to measure auditory fucking returns. So as light moves

through fucking sound, as that light comes back to that radar, that radar should be able to read the sound that is coming off of that engine of that aircraft. It could also measure that engine of that aircraft and then come back and tell you if that's an F-18 or if that is a MiG-29. It can give you a list of aircraft based off of the way the engine sounds and the size of that motor that it's getting returns off of at 300,000 kilometers a second. Absolutely fucking terrifying. That's a theoretical. Remember, that's theoretical, folks. Non-cooperative target recognition is theoretical.

So what if they just build all their jets with our engines? They don't get our engines. They're sanctioned right now. I mean, just... That's fucking insane. So that's how, like, that's just... That's theoretical. It sounds like a freaking radar system with, like, split personalities.

Or a radar that can, again, theoretical. This is a theoretical thing that can dig through... You're just trying not to get fired right now. That can can dig through a debris field it can smoke you with a missile and then dig through your debris field and look for additional warheads god that uh the the proportional video that i made proportional the amount of comments i get on it from like angry people that are like that would never happen today the american navy is not that strong anymore blah blah blah it's like bro fucking the uss gerald ford is parked off the coast of a certain region on the planet it's so much worse than you fucking so much worse it's it's nuclear power and it's 500 megawatts of uh the the the weak link logistically speaking with the uss Ford is the fact that people have to live on it.

Yeah. The only thing on that boat that needs to be replenished regularly is food. So the people can fucking eat. That thing is left America. It doesn't have to return for anything other than food for the next 25 years. Nuclear power. Because it's nuclear powered and it has... Can't they just do like some freaking indoor gardening, you know?

And it's... Just raise like rabbits. I don't know. They wouldn't have room for missiles. It can generate so much power that you could literally park it off the coast of a major U.S. city after a natural disaster, and it could provide power to the city. What does that plug look like? Does it have like four prongs?

It's a four prong. It's like a standard U.S. It's the same as your dryer. It's the biggest Apple Maglock you've ever seen. So for us, talking about power. USB-C charger.

But John. Oh, I got it upside down. We use this for my period technology. Our cables are, I don't know, they're like two and a half inches cables. And they're 208 volts, three phase, 400 hertz. That's what we're pushing. I don't know, Mr. Electrician, you could probably tell me that that's a lot. But the THAAD, we were talking about THAAD a little while ago, right?

THAAD. I'm going to just go ahead and tell you that's a lot but the thad we were talking about thad a little while ago right thad turbo i'm gonna just go ahead and tell you that that radar by the way the unclassified range of that radar is 2,900 kilometers that's the unclassified that's the unclassified range of that radar the classified is 2,900 and one yeah that's fucking always just remember if you google something about america it's more if we like we can shoot 10 missiles. It's more. Whenever communism says they can do something, it's less. Whenever America says they can do something, it's more. 100% of the time. I promise you.

10 X multiple. You remember how disappointing it was? Why did they build the F-15? What was the Soviet plane? The fuck's that? Yeah. Soviets talked up this fucking plane so much in america's like fuck it we're gonna build the f-15 and then they like caught one finally like

oh this thing fucking sucks the f-15 wipes the floor with it it's just fucking miserable those of you who don't know the f-15 is america's fuck around and find out it has 104 and oh kill death ratio 104 and oh that's 0. That's real world. That's real world with the F-15s. Keep in mind, this F-15 has also taken out

a helicopter with a guided JDAM before. Yeah. Like, it was just like, there's a helicopter. I dropped this bomb and smoked a fucking helicopter because that's what America does.

I feel bad for that crew. Legitimately. It's the only... That's the most embarrassing... Imagine going into, like, the afterlife and they're like, how did you die? You're like, what? I heard an F-15 pilot yell,

Jordan! And I fucking died. I don't know what happened. So you died in an air battle. Kind of. It was kind of. It was with a jet. Oh, so you went head on head.

No, no. What else was he? F-15 only plane to shoot down a satellite that was in orbit. Kind of. It was with a jet. Oh, so you went head on head. No. What else was this? Airabobus. It was a 15-only plane to shoot down a satellite that was in orbit. It fired an anti-satellite missile that fired up to 240 miles up and smoked a satellite just because America said, fucking, we're going to do it. Because we can. What satellite was it?

It was an American satellite. It was for a test, yeah. Yeah, but it was because- Fuck. America's doing it on ourselves. We didn't say, fuck us. It was for a test, yeah. Yeah, but it was because... It doesn't even work. America is so bad at ourselves. We even say, fuck us. It was some country. Some country had put up a satellite recently.

And America wanted to send the message of like, I don't give a fuck if you put a satellite up. The only reason it's up is because I allow it. So then we shot down one of our own to prove a point. And then in 2008, we shot down another one with own to prove a point and then in 2008 we shot down another one with an aegis system just because america i mean allegedly sorry that was not confirmed 2008 it was an alleged it was like you're like nodding like yeah we did that for those of you that don't know aegis is the military term for fucking laser beams just so we're all on the same page.

Ages is a scary bitch. So we have this... Go ahead. I'm sorry. Every fucking nerd, every time I make a video about the American Navy, they're like fucking... The American Navy wouldn't fucking last because Iran and Russia, they have hypersonic missiles that travel at 8,600

miles per second. Oh, my God. Cool. The fucking USS Gerald Ford is surrounded by destroyers with the Aegis system, and the Aegis system is a fucking laser beam that travels at the speed of light, fuckface, which is like 186,000 miles per second. It's a lot fucking faster than a hypersonic missile, dickhead. Speed of light is 300,000 kilometers per second.

What the fuck is a kilometer? You get returns. Go fucking sit in the communist country. I'm sorry. Aren't lasers faster than lights? They're like roughly the same speed, I think. I'm not going to lie.

They are light. I have a strong light. and they're like roughly the same speed I think I'm not gonna lie they are light just going based off of my head no but it's like strong light so it's faster strong light yeah but it's better light

it's better it's more focused that's why it's called a beam the red or blue lightsabers go faster yeah for those of you like there's some people

especially in my comment section they're like these little drones take out your Patriot system and it's like okay cool so let's go ahead and bring in FS Lids Slam Ninja by the way Slam Slam is a really cool system you's like okay cool so let's go ahead and bring in fs lids slam

ninja by the way slam slam is a really cool system you'd like this as infantry guys right slam is uh an attachment you put on top of your m4 and when you laze a drone that's in the air you hold the trigger and when your trigger gets to the the icon that leads that drone it'll fire automatically for you and that's how you shoot down drones with the SLAM system. By the way, that's a SLAM. The FS Lids, on the other hand, just kills all fucking signal in the area. So does the Ninja, and so does the Coyote's kind of cool. It's a drone that goes up

and hunts down their fucking drone, because America just does shit like that. Shouldn't a Coyote be a drone that goes and grabs a drone and takes it into another place? It just kind of explodes through it. I mean, that works. It's a coyote and grabs next. The kid brings it over.

No, no, no, no, it's not a coyote. And then you got the, honestly, big failure of research and development on America's side because we have this thing called DEM-SHORAD, which stands for Directed Energy Maneuver Short-Range Air Defense. Sounds like a laser beam. It is a laser beam. It's a fucking laser laser beam and for the cost of a gallon of diesel which uncle sam pays like four dollars for a gallon of jp8 right you can down probably 10 to 15 drones uh

so it's a laser beam on top of a fucking striker like they just like were strikers with freaking laser beams on their head and this is in full production it's at 460th right now in fucking fort sill they have them they exist they're real they're here they can shoot down artillery and anything size three or below drones so commercial it's a laser beam they can you just sit there and unfortunately this is the big failure of research and development doesn't make phaser sounds doesn't make death star sounds we need to go back to the drawing board who are these these engineers? I know, right? Fucking wild. No sound. I just love that the comment section is being like, oh, yeah?

Drone. Like, fuck it. The comment section that has, like, America bad opinion is like, oh, yeah? Well, consumer grade capitalism is going to defeat you. It's like, no, it's not. No, it isn't. I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Consumer grade capitalism is the

shit the government had 35 years ago like they've got solutions well before they gave it to everybody else the amount of shit like because i mean this is the thing so we just stood up the counter uas school on fort sill unmanned aerial system sorry uh drones yeah drones uav uas rpa every officer got a fucking oer bullet for a different acronym for just uav but anyways so counter uas school and they stood up there's like i mean there's there's uh l mattis there's mantis there's ninja there's uh fucking fs lids there's i mean all these different systems and they're teaching like special forces guys are coming down and they're like how do i deal with drones and like well we're gonna hand you this thing which it looks like a

laser gun and you're just gonna pew and shoot deal with drones? And they're like, well, we're going to hand you this thing, which looks like a laser gun, and you're just going to pew and shoot them down. See, and that's the problem. Those guys are like, no, no. Like, how do I deal with this? I want to know how to shoot them myself with my gun. I don't want to fucking oh, we're going to give you a device

and it's going to drop it and fuck you. How do I shoot it? Can you develop a bullet that's actually five bullets? You know that's what it is. What about a shotgun round, but it's like an eight-gauge? I want a 40-millimeter grenade with a net. I thought about that. On a serious note, why has no one made that?

They're like, sir, no, we already have the scholarship. No, it's a 40-millimeter crane launcher. It's like you're arguing back there. In 2016, the Air Force used to drive around the airfield and just shoot at them with 12 gauges. It was a non-disclosal country in Southwest Asia, whatever the fuck it was. And they would drive around the fucking runway,

and you just hear the Air Force running around with 12 gauges. Like, ah, they're shooting at another fucking commercial drone, man. We had nothing for them back then. See, that's the thing. Who doesn't want to do that? You know what I mean?

That's awesome. God damn it. I don't want a device. I just want a drone round. I'm going to be up until midnight tonight now. A while back, there was a drone round. I'm gonna be up till midnight tonight now. A while back, there was like a court case. It was getting pushed up the court system in America because it was in Texas.

Some fucking drone was hovering over this dude's... Oh, yeah. He thought it was spying on his girlfriend or something. Yeah, he had a six-foot high privacy fence, and this drone was going over his house looking at his 17-year-old daughter tanning or in the hot tub or whatever and fucking dad texan walks out the shotgun blows the fucker out of the sky

and the drone owner took him to court because he doesn't own the airspace over his land and it was like getting pushed up oh i need to figure out where that went because that's a good intriguing that's actually wonderful i would really much like very much like to know. I want to know the answer because like, I don't know, raises the question of like, how much airspace do you own over your house?

Are people just allowed to fly drones up to your fucking window? Well, it's interesting. So a lot of our original drone designs are original anti-drone designs

for the whole world. Like this, I mean, freaking every country, name it, right? It was to kill a signal and a lot of drones commercial off the shelf shelf drones have a return to like home return you know they have

like a return home setting and originally it was like all right we're gonna follow it back and we're gonna bomb the living fuck out of you especially in a country that rhymes with shmoo crane right like we're just gonna make up that country right we didn't a side note we did the return home button back in like 2005 to 2008 didn't work so good. You had Ravens, did you? We had some problems. I have so many.

God, I forgot about those. Fucking Ravens, bro. Fucking Ravens, man. And then we'd lose them and be like, how much are those again? Exactly. Some Afghan goes up with a nose cone like here. But no, so like the bad guys. Nick, what?

You have a. Go ahead, go ahead. Did you see the viral video that came out like a month or two ago of. They were saying it was an X 160th pilot. I have no idea, but he was in this little tiny commercial helicopter with like one co-pilot and they were flying around the woods. And this kid had a remote control airplane and it got caught in the trees. Oh,

I think I saw him walks up and fucking parks his helicopter in the tree. Like there's branches coming into the fucking. And the co-pilot grabs the helicopter and he takes back off and goes and gives it back to this kid. He's got a fucking cigarette in his hand on the controls the whole time. He'll land on it to the

family and I'll be like, here you go. Here you go guys. I was happy to do it. It was the most incredible thing I've ever seen. It's like the modern equivalent of some ridiculous story to get a cat out of a tree. You know what I mean? It's like, how is that even possible? It's fucking crazy.

Jumping back to that, right? So the return home option. So the bad guys got smart. When we first started doing the return to home, we would just follow it back home, right? Bad guys got smart. So they started originally just returning it to another location and then we wouldn't know where they're at.

But then they got smart and started returning it to their detonation location. So they could just blow it to another location and then we wouldn't know where they're at but then they got smart and started returning it to their detonation location so they could just blow it up anyways so when we killed the signal it would just go exactly where it was headed anyways and they would blow it up anyways so we had to get a little bit smarter so like the the dem shorehead right now has a 50 kilowatt laser uh lockheed martin just came out with a hundred kilowatt laser and then i think it's either north they're working on a 300 kilowatt laser and then i think it's either north we know they're working on a 300 kilowatt laser which is a deathbeat the downside about that is like once you burn the drone what's behind it because you might blind a pilot no no fuck them aliens fuck them aliens okay something bad might happen at that point. Now, if you loop to your left, we see them out of space. Go, go! Going down, going down!

Bro, have you ever had a, was it LRAM or whatever it is? LRAS? Like, it's a big box, and it's got like a little fucking sight on it. And we used them in Afghanistan. You put them on a little tripod, they got an ASIP rate, like an antenna with them. No, 100%. Never used them. Bro, so we had these things.

I assure you doing my deployment. Never in a million years. We had these things in Afghanistan. They had a really powerful laser. When you laser somebody, it would feel like they were bit by a bug. I'm not saying my. It's called cancer. I would never say this.

Not my favorite. I got bit by the cancer. It's called your inside's boiling. Not my favorite pastime, but other people I knew, favorite pastime, would find some random dude out there hoeing his his field at like two in the morning and just just repeatedly shoot him in the neck with the fucking laser. And this is why people hate us. I don't know

where terrorism comes from. I was wheat in the field and I got a tumor. Some dude in a fucking third world country just fucking trying to plant his crops getting fucked with people with technology 3,000 years ahead of him. You're just fucking x- plant his crops, getting fucked with people with technology 3,000 years ahead of him.

You're just fucking X-raying their chest. Jesus Christ. Over and over. And America's like, why do we have terrorism? Well, I'm going to just go on a limb. I never said it was me. Let's be fair, okay? It wasn't me.

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