Unsubscribe Podcast - 138 - The Christmas Special 2023 ft. Tim Kennedy & Bill Goldberg

Episode Date: December 24, 2023

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Swollen hands, swollen eyes, swollen balls Okay, it works Eli, he's Jewish, okay? He's... Meanwhile... Dude, we're Christmas. It's Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to everyone. Cut the fucking gimmick off.

You tried to go halfway with the yarmulke thing. I told you. Here, I will switch. I'll wear the beat-up one. These have sizes So this is medium you have minus us up man. That's a large This is medium. Well. This is a lot large. Yeah, this is a yarmulke look Yeah, we got from Walmart They're not sit right on top of your head? I don't know.

We were just talking about people at Walmart. You remember that website, people at Walmart? There, we're Christmassy, guys. We did it. Ho, ho, ho. Whoa. Whoa. Do you say ho on the internet?

I think so. Yeah. I can't. I'm Jewish. That's my go-to. I can. I'm Jewish. That's my go-to. I can't. I'm Jewish. And on that note, welcome to another episode of Unsubscribe. Cody, get her going.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli, Double Tap, Mr. Tim Kennedy, and Bill Goldberg. I don't know what we're doing. This was a spur- the moment type thing. Now, what's up, everyone? We actually decided to do this as a just a Merry Christmas to everyone that's going to be by themselves or alone on that day or having a harder holiday. So this is a just a surprise for all you beautiful people out there. These fine gentlemen decided to sign up. They're like veterans. No. And I was like, but come on, guys. And they're like, eh, fine.

Why'd you look at me when you said that? Fucking horrible. No, they all wanted to come out, give some Christmas cheer and holiday. Cody covered down, we all covered down. So Merry Christmas, everyone. This is a surprise. Hanukkah's over, so

I'm free. Yeah, right? When does Hanukkah end? Oh, you're a terrible Jew. I know. I'm wearing a fucking Christmas hat, right? I don't know if I can be on this episode. This is going to be awesome. And we're off.

And we're full since right after. How much of it was recorded before you started doing the intro? Right when Bud Light was brought. I'm joking. When we dropped the slurs. There's a lot of cameras over there and I didn't know how much... Are we going to jail or just getting kicked off

all social media? It's all social. Your career's dead. You'll be fine. Yeah. Everyone's canceled after this episode. Are those pushable buttons? Because that is a fun thing. No, Tim, that's the audio.

Don't push buttons, Tim. Is that a sword? Are those pushable buttons? There's another sword over there. I've had one of those for two years. I still don't know how to use it. Do you even know what this is? The Roadmaster. Roadcaster. I can read two.

Fucker. I can't read from here, but I'm just saying, yeah, I got one. I have one. I just don't know how to use it. The Pro 2. Yeah, the Procaster 2. First off, thank you guys for showing up today. I'm so excited to see you.

We got to have a fantastic sushi dinner with mr bill uh what last week he oh it was such a memorable experience thank god what happened were there parasites was no um i had to stop and get gas about five minutes out i unfortunately uh had a a nozzle that wasn't working properly and I pulled it, extracted it from the truck and it was going still on full blast and I got myself from head to toe basically with gas and walked in the restaurant and was wondering why people were staring at me

the restaurant is the size of this right here yeah it was horrible gasoline strong have you seen that video of the old man he's filling his truck up and that van pulls up and they're trying to either kidnap him

or just assault him and he just did he spray it on him yeah he just pulls out and he's like and then he sticks it in the window

great job dude because it works dude that was amazing yeah I did it to myself he walked in and he I thought he was making

he was like laying to spill gas on myself I'm so sorry I was like, laid a spill gas on myself. I'm so sorry. I was like, this mother... And he's like, oh, God. Oh, I'm home. Yeah, Bill, Bill, what the fuck?

I was not fabricating that story. It was horrible. And he sat there like a champ for two hours of dinner and drinks. The waitresses were like champs because, yeah, they were... It was brutal. I won't reenact that. Was the sushi good, though? Oh, the sushi was fantastic. Have you... You'veact that. Was the sushi good though?

Sushi was fantastic. The only times I come down here is to shoot things, hang out with you guys. That's it. We'll have to take you to... Why am I spacing the name? Don't say it unless they pay for the episode. Sponsor this. That's right.

They sponsor the podcast. That's probably the funniest joke of the whole night right now. Oh, my God. This one-off sushi restaurant just sponsors us. But no, it's wonderful. It's right here at The Rim in San Antonio. It's some of the best sushi I've ever had. Bill told me about it.

Carriker told me about it. I love the rim. The right off 16 of 4 military base that I had drilled at for a really long time. That was like the go-to delicious food. And if you want to feel like bougie, you know, like be a total posh guy, you're just covered in all the disgusting things that you get at Camp Bullis. And you go over there. posh guy. You're just covered in all the disgusting things that you get at Camp Bullis. You go over there. Everybody looks at you like you don't belong.

I love it. It's fantastic. Guys, if you don't know the Rim, it's a bougie area where if you own a Ford, it will get stolen or robbed every time. How many times have you been broken into there 14 times?

Brandon is like nine times now and they stole this truck. Why don't you just hide in the back and start having some? That's what I'm saying. We were talking about doing a video like that. Now that you've done anything do that We can just we can hide the back. Yeah, we can. Oh, look, Santa. Someone's got to hide the bag. This entire thought just gave me an erection. Now I have an erection. The thought of Santa. Do you guys want to go grab Brandon's truck and beat the shit out of some people?

I'd love it. Yes. This is our holiday spirit. Shows recording us with baseball bats. Why'd they put jingle all the way on the front of this and then just hard cut to them beating the shit out of people for an hour and a half

I can see it now that's like San Francisco level car break-ins though that's bad dude I'm sorry they just know they know that F-150s especially you can just pop the handle and open them up and the alarm doesn't even go off so it's fucking you hear that everybody don't get an F-150s especially, you can just pop the handle and open them up, and the alarm doesn't even go off. You hear that, everybody?

Don't get an F-150. He's not joking. My favorite was Cody walked in to check something at the bowling alley. They broke into your car in that five-minute window. You walked out. I came up, and the cops were pulling over. Old white guy walked up. He's like, Ford? He's like, they opened the door, walked up. He's like, hey, Ford?

He's like, they opened the door, no alarm. He's like, yeah, how'd you know? He's like, yeah, it's a known factor. I worked for Ford. I'm one of the higher-ups. We were just never going to do anything about it. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it would cost too much to fucking actually recall and do it.

I thought they were the most stolen vehicle. I'm looking at Hellcats. F-150s, dude. That thing is brutal. They just... Because there's no alarm that goes off. It's like a screwdriver or whatever. You just pop it.

Well, the alarm is on the grill. You can just reach in through the grill and pull the alarm cable. It's just a plug-in. You don't even have to cut it. You just unplug it. Take notes. And then screwdriver on the driver's side door.

This makes me angry. Yeah. It's pretty fucking lame. like i like just and justice and when you you hear things of injustice and you're just like i have to fix this let's do the steam i'm in sting video let's can we do this yeah i've been talking to local san antonio police it would be fun i just i mean i don't think we'd be breaking any laws like we can't we can't like man i mean man tra we'd be breaking any laws. Like we can't, we can't like man. I mean, man trapping is legal in Texas, but we can't, you know, we can't just like, like we go and park a Ford and we have coincidentally

a bunch of cameras that are. Yeah. Every direction. And then what we were thinking is because they always go after guns is we take a replica gun and just put like an Apple air tag in it and just track where they go and work with the police to... You see the guy that the porch pirates were taking

all this stuff off of his porch? I'd rather just shoot him. And he started putting tracking devices Yeah, Mark, the Mark Rober? Yeah. We could do that with guns, but I also It kills them. It explodes. That's what he was doing.

He was taking fart spray and like, yeah, far spraying around. I like yours was just like, no, I want dog shit that explodes. Like an actual tan, right?

Explosion of dog shit. Well, why are their windows blocked? You're going to go, then go, go, go hard. Like we run hard in the paint.

Just say it. Why, why do something half ass? If you can go full ass, God, We get charged for making a fucking chemical biological IED with dog shit because Bill thought it was funny.

We're all terrorists now, Bill. This is great. He gets away because he's Jewish, as he said. He's like, I'm Jewish. That's my go-to excuse. The Jews are not getting away with anything these days. That's the opposite of what's happening right now. They're just randomly being assaulted on any form

of public transportation. Please, come fucking assault me. I am begging you. Why pick on the little motherfuckers? Come after me. They only want unarmed civilians in tiny little villages. You're not exactly a soft target,

Bill. You're a very scary target. I mean, you know. He is intimidating. For my whole existence, man. I mean, everybody thinks that everybody's, all the Jewish people are the small people that keep to themselves and they're accountants and they're lawyers. They're whatever. They're also those things.

They are, but they're also me. Right? So, I mean, pick on one of me. That's all i'm saying that's now they won't cowards and bullies even though we want to bring bullies back i know they never go after the strong ones yeah yet yeah yet so you guys just met it was an amazing experience it was probably one of my highlights at Range Day because I had Bill. He's like, Eli, you know Tim? I'm like, ah, ah, don't be a jerk. Don't trust me. Giant white man.

I put my hands up. I threw my wall. You jumped into action like nobody I've ever seen, dude. I can't thank you enough. I mean, that was cool. I appreciate it. It was thankfully easy to narrow you down because you had a douchebag helicopter. That was simple. I got you. because you had a douchebag helicopter. That was simple.

I got some serious simple shit. The helicopter. Fucking Tim texted me the day before. Can I bring a helicopter? Yes, Tim, you can bring a helicopter. That worked out really well, though. I thought I was going to meet Elvis or something. It was really fucking cool, though.

And then Shane was embarrassed because that's like his commuter helicopter, one of his many. And he's like, I didn't know there was going to be that many people. I would have brought a bougie helicopter. Oh, my God. Oh, thank God. Yeah. You never hear the fucking end of it. So much worse.

Brought his commuter helicopter. Thank God. It is just weird. He won't drive. He just flies his helicopter. Yeah, he won't drive. And I think we're better off for it. Okay. He's not made to be behind a wheel. He's a this helicopter. Yeah, he won't drive. And I think we're better off for it. Okay.

He's not made to be behind a wheel. He's a scary guy. He's one of those guys. Dude, it was, when you pulled up, I don't know if any of you seen some of the Instagram or the influencers that were taking, they took pictures of you landing and then they took video.

It was a video of you landing, and then it was not you. You couldn't see who's landing the helicopter. And then another shot of them walking away from the helicopter like they were in the vehicle. There was multiple people that did that. It was good for them. Exactly. Thank you, Shane.

Aren't you glad you did that? Yeah. I made it home to my kids getting out of school in time. Thank you. I love you. That's awesome. There was a guy wearing a VR drone headset,

and Shane had already spun up. I heard this story. Oh, yeah. We saw that about to happen. Rudder wash creates instability as it's starting to build those RPMs. It starts sucking and pushing, and it's very unpredictable

how that's going to work. Shooting through rudder wash is hard. And this guy's going to fly a drone in between the ground and the rotors. Please tell me it ate it. Oh, well, had one of those rotors hit, we're talking like a $200,000, $300,000 fix, because each one of those is

$100,000. Scientifically. And then you have to replace them both. And that helicopter is stuck there. So you either have to bring a mechanic there or you have to pack that thing up and drive it to the helicopter aviation mechanics. And

this guy didn't care. He just cared about his shot. So I'm like, whose drone is it? And I turn around and this guy didn't care he just cared about his shot so i'm like whose drone is i turn around this guy's wearing the nerdiest shit and he's like totally and it's like hey don't fucking hit this helicopter and he's still like in the zone and he can't hear i mean he can hear me but obviously he's like exclusion of any sensors besides what he's trying to do, which is destroy Shane's helicopter. And I run up there and I start screaming at him. I was like, don't bust my buddy's helicopter who did me a favor

to bring me down here. And I was like, we heard this story. Yeah, I didn't hear that part. I heard that. Do you see that fucking idiot fly that drone near the helicopter? I heard that. It's like, yeah, Tim lit him up. That was the story of the conversation. It's like, yeah, Tim lit him up. That was the story of the conversation.

It's like, yeah, Tim, you laid into that. I was like, ah, there we go. There we go. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals. Download the BetMGM Ontario app today.

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And then introducing you guys. It was just, I was like, oh, look, this is cute. Now, kiss. Cute? Kiss. Now, kiss. We didn't get that part filmed.

No, we missed that. That's next time. It was a wild group of people. You had... I like how you... Can you really encompass all of that with just wild? From, you know, the Chuck Liddell's

and the Huna DeSantos. I forgot about them. Holy shit. So they're over there telling stories back to the beginning of bare knuckle fights in Brazil. And they had friends when Chuck had to fight Pele down in Brazil, which was, there were no rules. You couldn't eye gouge. That's it, actually. So you could steal soccer kicks.

Actually, I think that's it. And DeSantos knew some of the people that were cornering Pele when Chuck fought this dude for like 30 minutes straight. It's one of the most epic, brutal fights ever. Nobody's ever, ever, two guys that then become epic, famous fighters, but that

fight in Brazil went on. Listening to these two legends tell stories, I'm just like, this is... And then you walk up. I was the same way. Fuck it! Best day ever! Best day ever. But I went right to Chuck.

And I had met... Who was the other guy that was with the... Luis Santos. Yeah. I had met him right at his first UFC fight down at Miramar because we did a deal for the troops down there. Yeah, you were too. And I had just seen Chuck in England this summer,

and the stories from Chuck are fucking absolutely epic. I mean, I told you about some of the stories because I remember Pride when I used to go over there because Pride used to own the wrestling company called Hustle One. So I used to wrestle for their sister company, but they'd cross-promote during Boombayee, which was at New Year's Eve.

And I was there when Sap, Powerbomb, Nagara, and when Randleman, I kind of pulled those guys out of it. No, I can't go into that story. Why? Yes, you can. Yes, you can. This is a long time ago. Then they're fine with it.

I'm not worried about them. I don't give a fuck about them. Statute of limitations does not apply. We're talking about a Japan story. We had the same agent, and I may have had to pull them out of a strip club at like 2.30 in the morning the night before Randleman knocked Crow Cop out. These guys were

fighting before. They were drinking and doing strip clubs the night of a fucking pro fight in pride. I've known Chuck for 30 years. In front of 100,000 people. The things I could tell you that Chuck did the night before fights, there's no way. These are the ones I can tell. These are the ones I can tell. These are the ones I can tell.

Fighters are fighters. They go in the ring, they beat the shit out of their livers right before in their bodies. And they're like, now it's time for my brain. It was just so much different back then. It was awesome. Dark ages.

Fucking Cro Cop asked me to come train with him in Croatia and I looked at him like he had a dick growing out of his forehead. There's no fucking way I would have it was awesome. Dark ages. It was fighting. Fucking Cro Cop asked me to come train with him in Croatia, and I looked at him like he had a dick growing out of his forehead. There's no fucking way I would have gone over there. He was completely serious. Hey, listen, we kill some communists, and then we kill some radicals. Do some cardio. Do some cardio, and then you put on some stripy shorts. No, we kick people.

Jesus Christ. We stretch. That's when it was like a video game you know it was like a video game everybody represented their own discipline and it was as stereotypical as you could ever get but it was fucking awesome those are the stories like we were deep diving into those like during dinner it was pride i didn't know you were such a huge pride fan that's where i grew up i loved pride back in the day i was like oh sakuraba the Gracie on her all that and then Vanderlei Silva I mean literally everyone during that I was there common commentating one

time or guest commentating with rooting and tomorrow and I was there and they had me commentate for fries fight against LeBanner and. And I had, like, bad sushi the night before. So I ran to the bathroom. And by the time I came back, the bell rang, and LeBanner ran across and didn't let Fry out of the corner. Remember? It was a completely different time. You have a Don Fry voice, by the way.

Do I? Oh, do I? No, no, no. It's rough. Tough. I was in, like, a movie with Fry Fry C.T. Fletcher and Ron Jeremy throw that one in a bag and see what you fucking get

the only movie was that Bill it wasn't a Ron Jeremy movie but it was an absolutely ridiculous fucking movie but it was an interesting group of people let let's just say. The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings. Won some awards. I threw that one out there as bait for you guys.

As I opened my second beer. Good, good. But yeah, like Tim, this leads into the questions I have. I wanted, we're going to go to some military stuff later. I want your guys' craziest on, it's almost like your craziest fight sequence

or something leading up to a fight and then also that story of, hey, yeah, I traveled and this happened overseas

during one of your events or something like that because I know, Bill, you have already some of the craziest ones. It's just your like, your day-to-day activity and you're one of the greatest storytellers I've met. So, you have already some of the craziest ones. It's just your day-to-day activity,

and you're one of the greatest storytellers I've met. So we were just like watching and listening the other night. Set me up, right. Damn, Skippy, what did I do? I mean, it's not a spectacular story, but I remember filming... Longest Yard? No, it wasn't the Longest Yard.

It was with Steve Martin and Brandon Fraser. It was a Disney movie. It was a far departure from the criminal I usually play. I had to wrestle in Japan, and I had to fly from L.A. to San Fran to meet my opponent, which was Rick Steiner. And we flew. We got on a plane together, flew from there to Tokyo, got off a plane in Tokyo, jumped on a helicopter, flew to Osaka, landed, got in a van, changed clothes in the van, got

to the venue and freaking wrestled and flew home the next day. I mean, there's not a lot of sexiness in that story, but I mean, it was just kind of how we did things back then. It was just like back to back, no stop. And that was how many days a week you would do a lot of your. Well, I mean, the trips to Japan were few and far between. But when you did them, you'd either go and stay for a period of time to where you adjust to the jet lag or you'd go back before the jet lag even hit you. Right. I'm sure you're used to stuff like that but those are the days traveling to japan was was unbelievable because that's like

wrestling there was unreal it's such a huge a lot of people don't realize the level that wrestling pro wrestling is huge in america pro wrestling is also fucking massive in japan and then those dudes also fight like pride fighters are like oh oh, I was a pro wrestler. Also, I do pride at that time. And you brought it up. Sakuraba's probably the best example of that. I mean, he was

God in both. They revere wrestlers. It's unbelievable. I mean, Bob Sapp. We were having some conversations the other day. I'm not going to talk about the commercial where he acted like a monkey, and I didn't understand how he could demean himself like that, right? I mean, it's my first trip to Japan.

I get up in the morning, and I look at the commercial, and it's like Bob's sitting in a kitchen, and he's got some kind of a fake wig on, and he's sounding like a chimp, and he's got some kind of a fake wig on, and he's sounding like a chimp, and he's eating a banana. And I'm like, fuck. This is just, man, are you kidding me? And I went down.

This is Japan, though. I mean, this is how they roll. Exactly. It's exactly how they roll. And I didn't get it, right? And he went down, and he was like, I'm on over 500 commercials. I'm like, damn, no wonder you're doing that, right? So it's a different culture.

I mean, you know more about it than I do, but I love it over there. But they deem wrestling and fighting kind of equal, and they look at it like it's freaking the top of the echelon. The first time I wrestled there was the Budokan. So for me, it was a huge honor. I mean, I always thought that you could make it in the wrestling. You knew you made it in the wrestling world when you could go to Japan and compete with the big guys.

They were, as you were saying, like the main staples. I forget some of their names, like those original Japanese wrestlers that are like the best ones. Like Tanaka, I think, is one of them. But they held it at such a high prestige. Muda. Muda's the guy. I mean that was a dream of mine to be his tag team partner over there in Japan and I

got to take part in that. It was cool. It was very rad. I didn't know it was so big in Japan like wrestling world. Huge. Like with most warrior societies you know when you look at Russia and all the stans Uzbekistan, kyrgyzstan where

they're really now pumping out some of the best collegiate fighters yeah yeah on the planet um japan has such a rich vibrant culture aligned with the warrior society that like they they worship these attributes and uh and they bow to people like this. Well, look at sumo, right? I mean, I would imagine it all came from sumo. Sumo, well, yeah, like sumo, bushudo,

like the samurai. It's all, it's just, it's that hand down of like, hey, here's the top people in this class. It's just a way of life, too.

We love these individuals get it to them. Tim's grabbing a sword. Oh, the fake one. I knew you were grabbing a sword i was like the plastic ones oh this is lame there's a big one in the garage you won't lift it you can't lift it lame oh we should get that on the bts though i know we'll have both of them try to pick up the fucking buster sword if you ever come up to Austin, I have this war wall in my office,

and they're not plastic. And everything in there has bloodied something. And there's a World War I bayonet, like legit bayonet. And Matt Best gave me this, I don't even know, this murder hatchet. And it's just, like, a thing that's this big. The one that cut the pig?

Yeah. Yeah, I know that. Yeah. It works. Oh, I know. It's a cleaver that's this big, and you could chop an entire pig in half with it. You can. And we did.

I need to bring out the sword I got with your buddy too on Knife or Death. I had one of those guys make me one. Big freaking hatchet looking cleaver slash death machine. I want to see it. I should have brought it. Let's do it. Instead of a range day, we set up like hang some pigs and we all just go out there with swords and just... We shoot them too. I mean, why waste it? Yeah, shoot them first

and then cut them in half. We sound like psychopaths right now. It's like, Merry Christmas! What are you doing? We're going to eat fucking pizza. We're doing our karate practice. I'm Jewish. I'm not supposed to eat pork. I screwed up again. The meme now is like, dudes will look at this and say, hell yeah.

It's like, they're hearing this on Christmas and it's like, yeah, we would probably do the same thing. We'd show up. So we're going to hang a bunch of things. We're going to shoot them, blow them up up stab them and cut them we're in i'm in just typical fucking tuesday for us yeah grand thumbs like my favorite i don't know where he comes up with recreating video game drops but he always has that recreation of the human ballistic gel yeah and uh we have two of those. Yeah, him and Brandon have been slaying that lately.

They're all day long. Because Brandon does the political assassinations and then Garan does like the video game type stuff. Yeah, I would ask. Garan's hilarious. He's hilarious. I also watch those videos all day long in the background when I'm trying to work.

I put it up here so I can focus on it because I can't focus on a thing unless something else is happening. And it's usually a grand thumb blowing something up. And it's lovely. You've met Mike, right? Yeah, yeah. You've met Mike yet?

Yeah, when we were selling guns at Apache. Oh, fuck yes. I forgot about that. Holy shit. That was a great time, man. That was my introduction to fucking Bernie and the people around here. It was great. That line was.

It was awesome. That's where I learned. I had a great time. I learned how to sign an autograph from you that day because I would like, if I do it, I would do this and it would get stuck and you're like, Eli, what the fuck? And you just like taught, signed it. Why did you touch me?

Oh my God. Sorry. I'll just mumble like that every time you go. Oh, so you just pull it tight and then you... Yeah. You pull the shirt tight. It fucking works every time. I never knew that trick.

I'm assuming you've signed more shirts than anyone knows. What's the raddest thing you've ever signed? Forehead of a baby. So you did from the movie with the campaign. Oh wait, was it the campaign or was it Ricky Bobby?

It was Ricky Bobby. I don't know, but I just did. The guy asked me to do it. Permanent marker? Yeah. I hope that baby had to get a tattoo. You know who Roy D. Mercer is? It's an infamous fucking setup of me. Little crank caller. And then he calls my house and asking and saying that I gave his boy nerve.

He went to a neurologist because the ink on his forehead seeped through into his brain. And he was going to come down and fucking find me at my house. And I'm just getting heated. I'm going, listen, fucker, here's my address. Bring you in an army. And he goes, I know that wrestling's fake. I'm pulling shit out of your tights. And I'm like, this has got to be some kind of a setup.

I remember that. And it was. I had no idea who Roy D. Mercer was, but. Roy D. Mercer. That's awesome. Do you remember Roy D. Mercer? Yeah. I remember that fucking prank.

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pugilistic sports. So it's compounded by them being the most massive humans. They're real athletes and they're also good at violence. So then when like somebody starts getting slick and I'm, and I'm sitting here hanging out with a, you know, like undertaker in his prime, the man's a mammoth of a man.

He's huge. And like, he'll just be like, and you're dead. Like that's the end of the conversation. So like, you're going to, you're going to run your mouth to like a 250 pound freak athlete.

I mean, give it a whirl. That's a unique take. Coming from you. That's an extreme compliment. I appreciate it. it a whirl. That's a unique take. Coming from you, that's an extreme compliment. I appreciate it. There were a number of dudes. I mean, case in point, two tag teams, the Steiner brothers and Ming and Barbarian.

Ming was the personal bodyguard for the Prince, like when he was 15. He went to like sumo school when he was a kid. This dude, there's stories about him taking 30 cops to get him out of a bar in North Carolina after they maced him and he laughed at everybody and then broke the handcuffs when they cuffed him.

He was with Flair. He used to be Flair's bodyguard. What do you do as a police officer? He's like, oh, oh, oh. And you're like, fuck! You become. Yeah, he's like, stop resisting! Yeah, Ming.

I mean, the Steiner brothers are two of the baddest dudes that I've ever met. I mean, wrestling, pro wrestling, fighting, walking the street. I think Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle. 100%. But Ming and Barbarian, those dudes were over the fucking top. I don't know who else was on that level, but, I mean, you guys are going to love this because I'm going to admit to dropping someone on their head,

but I dropped Ming on his head one time with a power slam. And I had just gotten in the business, and I've got a big fucking heart. So I cared about him and his safety. So I went right in the middle of the match. I'm like on the ground, fuck, are you okay? And he goes, brother, get the fuck off me. I'm fine. Dropped him right on his fucking head.

I mean, he's like 320. They're just – some guys in that business are the real fucking deal. I mean, no question. I never got in the ring with Kurt Angle, but, I mean, he's just a mini Brock who was extremely successful at what he did in the Olympics, and then you get in there with Brock, and you feel the power of that dude.

It's terrifying to hear, like, Kurt Angle, how much did he weigh? Angle is, what, 220? 220, 230. He's my size.lers what 220 yeah he's a mini he's my size 120 pound he's a mini that is absolutely terrifying that's a mini i'm microscopic when you have a brox of brox of fucking animal yeah he's 300 pounds he's like over in was when he was a pride right i mean he's just a percent body fucking machine have you seen his daughter yeah she's a monster yeah what seen his daughter yeah she's a monster yeah what what an athlete yeah she's an unbelievable athlete following yeah yes shot putter

breaking records breaking records every which way and she's doing it i don't want to disparage it looks effortless and when somebody does something that's really really hard and it makes it look effortless yeah that just means they're just fucking good they're a monster yeah and uh she is just talented it's really jaco's daughter another one yeah jaco's daughter their boyfriends really get it cleaning he better be really good at fucking everything she looks just like brock too i mean brock's daughter does she have the test but i don't know jaco the daughter's walking around the knife Does she have the tattoo? But I don't know Jocko. The daughter's walking around with a knife. She probably doesn't have that tattoo. I don't know.

I'm not going to ask. Actually, she probably... Sorry, Brock. No, I didn't do it. She probably does, but you're never going to see it. It's all whatever. I'm not going to see it. I don't want to see it.

You're not sure of taking a shock put and just putting it through your chest? Right through your chest? Yeah. That's her move? It's scary. How fast? So a cannonball What are we talking like feet per second

I mean those are like 500 feet per second Mortal combat Fatality Are we talking like is it going to go Is it going to go into you That would be cool It would be cool if it did

I would say no It would it would sure fucking hurt. Yeah, we need one of those people that's like, okay, a shot put travels at this many feet per second. We need a ballistic gel dummy. This is what we need. We have a video coming out soonish once it gets finished. At what point does a projectile of this size go into someone's body? We did a very

big sword. Cannonball? Obviously it will. Paintball speed? Yeah. 300 feet per second of paintball? Yeah. 300 feet per second? 20 pounds.

A 20 pound object will punch through a fuck ton of shit at any speed. Can I be here for this when you shoot this? In one day. You can do it at my house again. We go to the rim in a truck. Some collapse happened.

Boom! We go to the rim. We set it before. Ford F-150. A white one with a gun in it with like trunk monkeys and we there could be a bunch of us you just leave me in a trunk in a trunk and you just have the thing where like you push the button twice the truck opens and there's like me and like six of of our friends and we all just like pop up i would love that i love this idea okay we're having a

violence day let's fucking go we need a fast guy, though. Oh, yeah, I'm out. I'm not fast. What's fast? I don't know. I can be fast. I'm getting arrested first. It's a slow old guy. We all look up at the lawyer and we're like, are we good on here?

As long as you don't intend to harm them, you're good. No intent whatsoever. What's the point? Save our vehicles. I was a sub-4 miler. I just like somebody breaking in. And there won't be any violence. Zero violence. No violence.

And then cannonballs just assault their bodies. At the movie theater parking lot. I was thinking separate. But a hybrid works. Like hybrid works. Tim. Yes. What is one of your crazy stories from your travels and your escapades and the

UFC? And then we'll go to the military one. Oh, I'll give you two. That's not classified. Yes. No. Tell the classified ones.

We like way more. Two. So I fought in Florida and it was an eight-man tournament pride rules bare knuckle nice can we give a break so a lot of people we discussed this last time it was a lot of people don't realize this some of these tournaments it's pride rules you are fighting multiple people in a weekend there's not many people alive that remember that but that's how that was how it was the fuck that was how that was only the way it was. Chuck cornered me in my first eight-man tournament under pride rules.

Matt Hughes was a ref. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Chuck whisks me away into a broom closet, super glues my eyes shut, and hides me from the athletic commission, or the version of the athletic commission, because we're finding an interim.

I'm sitting in a broom closet for like 15 minutes while this other fight happens. And he opens the door. He's like, you're on go beat this guy's ass for the championship. But so in Florida, a bare knuckle fight, pride rules,

and there was no weight classes, open weight classes. And I fight the last dude and he just mowed through. He's like this gigantic Cuban Samoan, Florida brown dude. Dude, no weight class? No weight classes. Jesus. So I shoot a single on him.

He sprawls hard. And I remember like being stretched out like this and being like, this is going to be the longest 15 minutes of my life as this 300 pound guy's on top of me. So like I throw by, do a set out to the side, run around behind him, and I punch this guy in the back of the head for 15 minutes. My hands were so swollen that I couldn't close them or move them at the end of this fight.

So the next day, they take me to a pier. They stick me in an inner tube. They put coolers in these two other inner tubes that they duct tape to my inner tube. And they tie me to a pier. And I just have my hands sitting in these two coolers of ice. And they just keep me feeding. These girls keep bringing me booze to try to deal with the pain of my... You're broken fucking.

They weren't broken. They were just swollen. So that was, that was one terrible night. Another one was another bare knuckle series in New Orleans. And I go, I figure out that they have the scheme where these, they keep on finding these frat bros to agree to do a fight in the bar,

next door to the bar. It's like these two tough guys are at the bar. A frat kid comes in, and he just wants to see beads and titties. And he comes in and picks a fight. And they go, wait, wait, wait. Before you guys fight, just come next door. And they go beat.

But they're selling tickets to the fight next door. And I'm sitting here watching this all go down. Like I've been a bouncer. I've been a professional fighter now for a bunch of years. Like also raised off of the Chuck and the Gann McGee's and the Scott Adams and the Eric. It's like, this is my world. And I'm seeing what we would do happen in New Orleans. I was like, oh, hell yeah.

I'm down for this. So I go over and I shoulder check this first dude and they're like, hey you, wait a sec, let's fucking go, motherfucker. So we go and I just start tearing through these dudes. I think I fight five, six, seven times that night

and I'm just going through their dudes and I'm getting a hundred, two hundred bucks a fight. Well, I'm there for work. I'm supposed to show up on Monday in a polo at a trade show, and my hands, again, are swollen closed, or like swollen, and one of my eyes is swollen closed, and I show up, and my boss is just like Gary Cobble at a police officer and military law enforcement trade show.

Like, the show is called Trexpo East. And just like you just walked up and go a little closer. Don't shake my hand. It hurts. In the car that I had parked on the street was a bunch of prototype weapons that I had driven in for the trade show that

I parked on Bourbon Street so I could go and do these bare knuckle fights and take the cash and then take these guns to the trade show over the weekend. And Gary was really disappointed. Tim, you had a full-time job at this point, right? Yeah. So you're just fighting dudes for $200 on the low down.

It was not on the low down. I was not smart enough for it to be on the low down. I just like you were like, this is a business opportunity. Yeah, not gonna mess up on. It was like to be like, this is a business opportunity. Yeah, I'm not going to mess up on it. It was unjust. They were doing an injustice act. It was unjust.

And I had to make it just. I see how you work now. I love it. Fuck their whole scheme to pieces, man. Just unjust. This is fucking sucked. I'm fucking... Then the bartender she's super cute and

i was like you know i tore through all these dudes that sounded weird that's really okay yeah he ran a train through all these dudes i'm like i have to be on work on monday and she's like well you can stay at my place is It's like, yeah. And she meant like stay on her floor, not in anywhere. So I slept on the floor of this bartender's apartment and then showed up to work on Monday. So what would I thought? Swollen hands, swollen eyes, swollen balls. Yeah.

It's just the worst. I really envisioned this going differently. And then I was just a loser. Yeah, because you're like, I'm awesome. I beat all these dudes up. And then she's like, no, there's the floor. Yeah, there's the floor. Enjoy.

I have no ice for you either. And hopefully your boss doesn't fire you tomorrow. You take your shirt off. You're like, what's up, babe? Thanks? You look like a mongrel. But here's a high pocket. To all the young men out there.

Ninja star. It never goes how you think it's going to go. It rarely does. That's for sure. Yeah. That's life in general. But rarely does, that's for sure. That's life in general. But even worse as a young man.

Oh dude, it's so heartbreaking. From like 16 to 26, just accept... Rejection? That you're an idiot. You're a fucking retard. Yeah, 100% retarded. There's like no questions asked. My most retarded phase of life.

We're still trying to get over Brandon's retardedism. Yeah, I came out of it like 35. 35. I'm still trying to kick out of mine. I'm here. In a Santa hat. Who's sorry about it? What happened to me?

I used to be somebody. Bill's looking at his life right now. He's reflecting. He's like, the Tokyo Dome. What in the hell? Now I got Japanese anime swords next to me. Bernie. Ho, ho, ho, gentlemen.

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Give the gift of manscape this holiday season bernie's pretty awesome though bernie is unbelievable there's a really nice skate shop there that everyone should visit and buy things from what's it called five oh skate skating have you seen my skateboard shop i have seen it yeah i moved it to bernie so it's it's my black rifle now yeah um i just like i follow you on those social medias so yeah I've seen your stuff it's pretty I don't skateboard if you're any of your kids won't skate words or anything let me know we in Central Coast where I grew up there was like five clicks and the skateboarders the BMX motocross guys the like like athlete jocks, um, then the smart kids and then

the farmer ranchers. Um, I was in the latter category and we didn't get along with any of the other ones, but the ones that were the furthest from us and I like overall beliefs and philosophy would be the skateboarders. Yeah. It's going full circle now. You know that, right? Sk yeah culture has 100 it's not what we believe no whatsoever no it's kind of weird because they were like fuck the government like fuck this fuck them but now they're like yeah we'll comply with everything what happened i have no idea i want the skaters from the 80s to come back and be skaters now where it's like no don't tell me what to do yeah i will not comply i will resist

to every opportunity just because you told me what to do now i'm like i have all of those attributes and i'm like where are you guys at and i see them like pushing sand into their own skate parks and i was like don't don't do that or allow somebody else to do it or you should be fighting them or putting salt in their gas no don't do that yeah don't do that do do that now it's just weird i think it's los angeles culture man like the majority of the big skaters in los angeles they're stuck in that echo chamber and they started believing you know it's lame it's supposed to be counterculture and it's not counterculture anymore it drives me crazy and then people hate on me for being a cop who

has a skate shop and it's like i don't like the government. The ungovernable. That's the point of being a skater. There's so much thrown out there. I don't even... Same. Anyways, we used to fight. I'm like, what the heck? The skaters and the ranchers and like the country bumpkins.

Yeah. We'd fight. That's what we'd do. Bill, what was your childhood? Where did you fall? You were a jock. I have a feeling. I was the son of an obstetrician gynecologist

my father and my mother was a concert violinist oh my god you came from a town and then look at me i'm just saying i got two older brothers uh and an older sister oldest brother's age you're the baby oh fuck 18 years older 16 years older, 16 years older, and 14 years older. And then me. So I was definitely the mistake. But they kept the best for last. But they knew what was coming. They knew what was coming.

My two older brothers played at University of Minnesota. One of them roomed with Ric Flair during his senior year. And then the other room with Ken Patera. I can't make this shit up. My brothers, to tell you a little bit about them and me, and then the other room with Ken Patera, I can't make this shit up. My brothers, to tell you a little bit about them and me, Patera was the first dude to military press 500. My brother basically took a door down with a hatchet trying to get at him.

So those were the days when the Goldbergs could be the Goldbergs. Yeah. I like these Goldbergs. They were menaces, dude. I picture the parents were like, what did we do wrong? How did the gynecologist, she played violin. They're monsters.

It was a different deal. My dad was a lacrosse player. He was a flight surgeon. Went to Harvard, went to Hopkins. So he fixed vaginas in the air? He, it was the, yes. That's the only time he looked at it. No, he didn't do, yes.

The funniest question I ever, the funniest question I ever asked him was like, what, dad, what's it like? Like, you know, like, you get a hot girl one day and then you get, like, not a hot girl. Like, you can't really make a decision. Like, do you choose who you see? And he goes, son, just like drinking a cup of coffee every day. They all look really make a decision. Do you choose who you see? And he goes, son,

just like drinking a cup of coffee every day, they all look the same to me. That's not possible. Dad, that's a fucking lie. That is a fucking lie. That is not possible. And we can all know that that's not true. 100%.

Dad, you were a fucking liar, but I loved you. That looks like a box of cow tongues. And that one looks like a kid. They are not the same. I think I've told my guy no story. Right. Why do you have a guy? No story.

My mom was a gyno nurse. Oh, okay. Thank you. You know what you were? That, that makes no one to hear this story. I've not heard this story. My mom, she, my mom worked in a place that accepted Medicaid, so it was like Section 8 coming in, just like really nasty fucking people.

And this lady comes in one time. She's like, it burns down there. And my mom's like, oh, well, you know, we're going to give you some penicillin, some antibiotics. We're going to clear it up. Yeah, but I want that stuff to come out. My mom's like, what do you mean? The stuff that's coming out is like pussy discharge.

And they're like, we're going to give you the antibiotics. It's going to clear everything up. Yeah, I just don't want it to burn no more, but I want the stuff to come out. Well, man, why do you want the stuff to come out? My boyfriend liked the taste. Oh, my God. You're a liar. Are you serious?

My mom told me that story when I was 16. I don't know. That's bad. And so I never fucking called anything because my mom told me that story when I was 16. I don't know. And so I never fucking called anything because my mom told me that story when I was like 16 years old. She was a gyno nurse. I'm not impressed by a lot,

but that was impressive. That's a hard one. I can't get that out of my mind. I want to meet that man. And then I want to send him to selection. Now you can do war. That's right him to selection you got good guys got bad guys but when it him drop him behind enemy lines and let him go to town. He ate 1,200 enemies. It tastes good.

He just walks around saying that. Oh, my God. Where do you go from that story? I don't know. That's a fucking worst story I've ever heard. I thought I told you that before. I don't remember it. But he blocked it out.

I don't remember that. Because I probably was like, go home and drink a lot and forget that story existed. You did the PTS thing. I was like, no, blocking that one out. I'm going to block it out. Until something triggers a memory, and I want to know what would trigger that memory. Oh, God. Help me.

A smell, a visual. I've told you I was hungry when I got here. I just want that stuff to come out. Yeah, that is the one thing I don't want triggered is that exact fucking moment. In that same vein, I was really hungry and there's a jar of pickles over there. There it is.

Yeah, they're really salty though. We have pickles here? Yep. They're in moonshine. What? That would make sense. Did you eat some of them? I had a pickle. You did. I'm pickle. You did not. Tim's like, I don't drink. Well, you did.

You're fucking kidding me. All right, here we go. Let's go, you fuckers. Oh, shit. There's a reason why we don't drink. You're going to get pregnant. We're going to fight. I was so confused

I was like wait we have pickles I didn't know we had pickles here That makes a lot more sense on the taste Oh the taste He was like man it's super salty I just didn't get it I'm so sorry I kind of like where this is going

I thought it said moonshine on it My AA sponsor I just want you to know That like honestly I kind of like where this is going. I thought it said moonshine on it. Did you not read it? My AA sponsor, I just want you to know. Honestly, you couldn't smell it or taste it? This was not an intentional, conscious decision. I was... It's really vinegary. Where's these pickles at?

If you have to blame someone, just blame me. I made you do it. Do they say moonshine? Our attorney has pickles. They say moonshine. Tim's smoking. Oh made you do it. Do they say moonshine? Our attorney has pickles. They say moonshine. Tim's smoking. Oh, they do. Tim, how do you flavor?

He's going back for more. No, don't do it. Don't do it. That does smell like pickles. I gave it a good little sniff. Oh, that's definitely... There's a lot of alcohol in there. Now, if I were to rent the fucking 40 proof... Oh, not too definitely false advertising. There's a lot of alcohol in there. Now, if I would have read the fucking 40 proof. Oh, not too much.

20%. So you got like a shot in you. How long has it been since you had a drink? Intentionally. Intentionally. Intentionally. It's been a while. Oh, no.

We just ruined Tim's life. You're going straight to hell, both of you. I'm going to find him. Tim Rex is going to the house. He's fucking going to the house. We're going to find a strip club. you. I'm going to find him. No, dude, they're picking him up in a helicopter. He doesn't have to. Don't worry about him drinking.

Here we go. I love it. He flies away. We're like, he doesn't even have a helicopter. That's what's weird about this whole thing. So the camera footage is going to start when this podcast ends, when he leaves. Oh, buddy. We're just going to watch.

Discharge. And this all started with discharge. Yeah. Yeah. Like pussy, nasty. Okay. Not out of the army either. Like out of your crevice.

Yeah. Don't call it a crevice. Yeah, dude. A rock pocket? Are we. I had the rock pocket. Are we going there? I had the rock pocket. Give me one of them rock pockets, girl. You got that rock pocket going on. You guys signed up for this pocket.

I'm so sorry. Sorry. Tim, what happened to me? I don't know I moved to Bernie and all my testosterone flew out of my body I can't keep You've fallen from grace You're here with us

I'm so sorry my friend I'm actually not I'm ecstatic as to where I am I'm here in Bernie I'm sitting next to Tim Kennedy one of my idols. It's awesome. Dude, both of you are like some of the most.

How can a young boy be an idol? Humble humans I've ever met. I appreciate what he stands for, right? And my boy, too, loves him to death. And so I don't have to question anything. No, but both of you, and Cody will speak on this, too. You guys are some of the most humble, down-to-earth people i have ever met that just are positive all the time super motivating which i love the most always working hard and it's just awesome to be around

you guys like you guys feed me energy to be more successful like my driving factor is surrounding myself with individuals like you so i can push myself to that next level because I'm like fuck these dudes are doing I have no excuse for why I can't do something great in my life and I appreciate and thank you guys for that motivation that's very humbling thanks for being friends with us idiots

shut up you guys shut up we're 20 minutes late to you guys showed up before we did that's a humans you know and i blame my autistic child and had you had you walked in to be honest it was his autistic child's fault right and moves very slowly wait right and was not having a good day he was like stop it i want to go home i'm like okay bro it's like pouring water in john's drink why are you doing that i don't know what my son when he doesn't like something he does

riding stuff is what we call it so he's looking at john cody's son he's like and riding it's not a people person i'm gonna be very honest riding's very much like me not a people person so he looks at john He takes his water and pours his water into John's Coca-Cola. And John didn't know what to do. I was like, what did you do? He's like, I don't know. I'm like, okay, but why? I don't know.

Are you happy? I'm good. I'm good, bro. That's all that matters. I'm not going to hit on that. That's fine. Live in the moment. Truly motivating. I fucking love having you guys.

From dinner to hanging out, just shooting at the range. There was not enough time. We need to find more time to hang out. Why don't you come back just like you and some boys we'd love that we'll do a bro moment down at he just expanded it too

so what we saw at range day he's already working on the berm to get it bigger because we're going to have like 20 vendors out there next time can we please not invite the idiots that showed up that was an oversight on my part I apologize for that I swear I had no...

I thought it was going to be like you guys and like 10 other people. I think everyone did. Did you see the guest list? No, I didn't. Yeah, you should have sent it to him. Maybe you wouldn't have flown in. And so I was like, oh yeah,

we'll come down, like hang out, shoot, you know, and we're coming in and Shane's like, what the fuck is this? I'm like, i don't know what this is um a riot it's gonna be fine we're gonna go shoot and shane just did you see shane he like walked over and just hung out with with chuck and hoonier the whole time he just sat there just glaring at me did you actually shoot uh i did shoot one one. Yeah, Ray Cash Cares pistol. Who wants better sex and to start having better sex right now?

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They burnt some ammo down, though. Yeah, yeah. Thank God we got an ammo sponsor, so we didn't have to pay for any of that. They were really cool about it. That was a lot of ammo. It was a fucking lot. Whoever that is, thank you.

I came just to get some 4570 and leave. Did you get some? Oh, I got. No, I'm kidding. Goldberg is watching right now. 4570. I'm loading magazines. Could you load my Mac for me?

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shout out to him man what a fucking good deal man mad pig customs just does and i have no relationship with them nor do i i just appreciate what he does. And he built the most beautiful lever action 4570 for me. And it's a ton of fun. He's still in? Active dude. Yeah, he's still in. So he did a Henry for me, and then it's so fucking awesome. I had to do a Marlin.

He wouldn't take money from me. He's like, you're still in. And can we just like, can I just do this for you? And I was like, dude, yes. Thank you. It's another example of an amazing human just doing amazing things. And his work is. Most definitely.

He's killing it as an entrepreneur too. He's coming out with a bunch of his own products and bolt-on picatinny stuff. It's crazy being active duty. Our editor is active duty. G-Van, what the fuck's wrong with you? But it is that next level. I couldn't imagine during like back in the day, active duty. G-Van, what the fuck's wrong with you? But it is that next level. I couldn't imagine back in the day active duty and be like, well, I've got to

clock out and go to work. It's amazing that he's doing it. And he's killing it. That's fucking mind-blowing to me. Mind-blowing to have that perseverance during the military. He was one of the most sought-after dudes at SHOT Show last year. No shit. A couple of states, any form of infringement the military he was one of the most sought after dudes at shot show last year no shit yep um a

couple of states uh any form infringement is an infringement but a few states really pushed the infringement last year and uh lever action is the kind of easy solution the right solution is getting the people out of office that would try to pass those things and then abolish the organization that, that tries to enforce those things. But the, the current easy answer is like, Oh, we'll just make a weapon that is fun to shoot and is the closest thing to what you used to shoot, but it's still legal. And lever action is that I love. So like the tactical lever action thing. And that's why I love revolvers right now. I want to love them because they're fun I don't want to love them because the only option yeah I'm being forced to mechanical I love them because they're mechanical like as you're saying it's like Magnum Research built a five-cylinder 4570 I just got the pistol yeah I saw yours

my match I got it exactly like it shut up so. So my 45-70 lever action by Mad Pig. Well, not just like that. I'm not sucking his thing. And then Magnum Research. Mine's black. I was like, here's the gun that's in it. That's even worse. Fuck, what did I just say?

I'm not sucking his thing. Mine's black. Mine's black. It's a finish. It's a finish. I love it. Well, I'm just geeking out about it. It's so fun.

But you shoot that. You can do fine. So BFR built it for you. And you have to. I mean, you need all of your hands to hold that fucking gun because that thing it's 250 grams how does it recoil it is a crack it's just like because that's one of those weapons i was like nah that's gonna hurt now do it just do it have you seen the derrick 145 70-70? No. No. Geez, really?

Yeah. And I did not believe it existed until there's a video of it. And the dude, he shoots one round, and his hand obviously hurts really bad after one. He just loads it, closes it. It is this big. I'm like, oh, there's no break on that. Oh, God. What the fuck?

Fires one round. It's like, bah! And he's like, oh, there's no break on that. Oh god. What the fuck fires one round? It's like I just want to pull a 45 70 off that mad pigs after I shoot it and put it in a pistol and fucking shoot it I cannot fucking wait for that. I want the bandolier. Yes I'm not just hanging right here. I do the road love rocks thing and like drop it in there. That's insane. That's... Fuck yeah! You guys just became the best. We're doing this right now. We're gonna fucking do it. We have all the toys in the world, but a little nostalgia

and a little pushing the limits of... There's also, when you're shooting a 250 grain bullet out of a pistol. It's fucking massive-ass fucking... It's awesome. Yeah, it is so awesome. But there's also discipline of, this of, this is going to hurt,

but I'm still going to press this trigger like a proper trigger press. The worst I ever shot was a 460 snub nose. It almost broke my wrist. I've shot just about every other handgun. I haven't shot the 45-70 yet, the BFR, but that snub nose is like fucking horrible there's a 45 70 revolver we have one holy shit yeah completely unsolicited we have the same lever action in the same pistol seven seven

what's your barrel I wanted the short one yeah mine's a little longer it's five or seven inches. Okay, well, yeah, seven inches. They won't go shorter than seven inches. Oh, man, Jesus Christ. I can't wait to shoot that gun. I cannot wait. Can we come over and shoot it?

Yes. 100%. I just want to see the percentage of the population that could actually hold that fucking gun and shoot it and hit something. It's like Kentucky ballistics. That's a lot of his videos. He does that. Yeah.

Oh my. Well, let's bring Scott out and get him to shoot it with Bill. Did you guys watch not Kentucky's accident, but we just had our other buddies ballistic high speeds on last week. Well, they were on during range day, but is Kentucky fine on the scale of? He's good.

Oh, yeah. He's good. Dude, he was benching like over 300 within a month of getting his neck blown out. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's back to four plays. That was his goal. He's like, I just want to do four plays and I can dream. It was like a month later.

He was already hit. He got blown up by the RPG. So that is Adam. That just, we had him air last week and he was on during that he is okay did you see that no i did not oh it's horrific i do that is thank god he's okay and that was so did you see the uncensored though i i only saw the slow-mo but not the uncensored ride no bro he does okay so rpg here they're testing it They have a Phantom. They have multiple cameras on him. He goes.

The fucking, the, not the HE, but the actual booster. The booster, the propellant, kicks off. And so it's supposed to be like a recoilless rifle, right? So, and kind of dissimilar to a bullet, when you pull the trigger, it launches it, and then the booster sends it. The booster goes off inside of the tube next to his face. Oh, my God. Like, this is, like, not a small explosion. This is a fucking—

Yeah, an RPG booster goes off next to his face. For reference, an RPG booster will punch a giant fucking rocket through 55 oil gun. It's nothing. It's better. He was wearing a plate carrier at the time and it blew the plate carrier off of him. It blew it off. The plate flew out. The helmet flew off. His iPro

flew off. Well, if he didn't have iPro, he'd be blind and probably dead. And if he didn't have those plates on, he'd be dead. Did you see it fly out of the carrier yeah it fucking so and the wide is the most terrifying footage because pull trigger boom point one seconds in the slow-mo he's out you see him like this on the wide though he does the body seizure the tightening you know the muscle tight so he goes like before he goes down or when he goes down he does the body seizure the tightening you know the muscle tight so he goes

like before he goes down or when he goes down he hits the ground his body limps and he goes like that i was like oh fuck like it's a genuine reaction when you know that body mechanic when you hurt like somebody's hurt or dying yeah that's the mechanic What's fucking more crazy is homeboy was the medic on site. They ran up and he was like, burn stuff on arm, tourniquet, go. No. And then passed out. Oh, shit. He's the one that did his own self-aid before passing back out.

Yeah. Note to self. Like, Adam's a fucking G. What a stud. Oh, shit. It is the most horrific footage to watch. It's so crazy to watch because he's fine. He's alive.

Like, we were joking. We were laughing about it. His business partner did not like that footage. We were making light of it. His business partner was like, what the fuck? That was terrifying. But his wife was, Adam's wife was there on set. Like, everyone was there.

And they were like, it was nice because Bryce's media was like, hey, call ambulance, administer first aid. They ran up to him. They got the kit. And then Adam woke up from being blown up and was like, I need this, this, this, and passed back out. They got him in the helicopter. They were flying him out.

And the one sentence he did say, he doesn't remember this. They were mid-helicopter flight to the house but he was like he woke up he's like oh this isn't good it passed right back out god you know i um i know we get dunked on a lot the people making videos around the firearms community. Um, it's impressive when you put the scale of, and this is kind of a nod to, you know, the, the probably two, 3000 influencers that, that make videos, um, how diligent and intentional they are about safety. Um, cause that clearly is an accident. And when you think about the, the millions, tens of millions of rounds that are shot in a year, the, the videos of, you know,

shooting cannonballs through people's heads, uh, like these, these are inherently dangerous things that you're doing. You're taking projectiles that are traveling two, three, 4,000 feet per second that, you know, are anyway from 115 or 55 grains to to 2 000 grains and um and it takes something extraordinary like that so it's it's a big i think it's a testament and a compliment to all those people that are doing the right thing you know like like demolition ranch you know like how great they are about doing the right thing we had you know responsible ones yeah we had what a thousand people arranged a no one got hurt. Not one injury. And there was a lot of assault rifles out there, you know.

And the only people that got hurt on YouTube had ballistic in their name. So that's the lesson by itself. Just keep ballistic out of your name. And you're okay. And they're from Kentucky. It's weird how Kentucky ballistics and ballistic high speed are the big injuries in both of those. And you're like, huh. I take that.

Telling. I'm on thread. Note to self. Do not incorporate the word ballistic in anything. There we go. It's fucking terrifying. Okay, Tim, I want just one quick. What's your favorite military story that you have on hand?

Where you're like, hey hey this was one of my craziest moments whether it's fucking fun whoo bill do you like military stories yeah kid me I live with two lambs for four months these are my fit like well one to stick out either is like holy fuck I'm done yeah or holy fuck this was just fucked up and hilarious at the same time because I have like I've told some of my dumb ones where i'm like well today you too i'll make one of them really short do it so the first one john mcphee and an amazing boss he's he's one of the guys that if you're going to war he's like

break in case of glass type guy delta force um oh you're talented in the killing business. And he's my boss. We're in Iraq. We're trying to kill Zarqawi. And we had a helicopter assault force mission that night. And 160th had gotten shot up on a mission prior and we lost one of our helicopters. 160th, that's the night stalker? That's right.

Yeah, 160th SOAR. So like the best aviation dudes on the planet. And, um, so we have to adjust the load plan about who's going to be getting on this helicopter. And I'm the youngest guy there. And my,

and John says, Hey Tim, you're going to be pushed to QRF. And I was like, uh, John, you know, I'm the fastest,

I'm the strongest, I'm the best shooter. You know, what you should do is kick Carlos or Ben off. Cause they're old and you should have me kick Carlos or Ben off because they're old. And you should have me here. And so John's like, you should shut your face and you should go inside

and start prepping the equipment for a QRF. Quick reaction force just for anyone out there. So they go and they do their mission. And I'm sitting there like a petulant child. I do my headspace and time on 240. I make sure all the fills are right on the radio, but I'm doing it like a disgruntled, prepubescent child.

He comes back. I'll fill this radio. I'll fix this headspace and time when you start to do it on M2. You wipe your nose on it? Yes. Enjoy driving on this motor. He's farting on that. I'll give a pink eye look through these binos

they go get some gunfights and they come back you know I should have been like helping them unload gear and I was like hope you had a great mission douche you know like just a total idiot and he's like go get your gloves go down to the tent and I was like alright yeah I'm gonna straighten you guys the whole entire team I'm gonna straighten all of you guys out.

And, um, you know, you're Tim Kennedy. I'm all right at the fighting thing. And so they come down there. I thought I was going to fight John, but the whole entire team was there. And this was the lesson for Tim to learn that the team, the team beat the shit out of me. And I deserved every punch. And there's not a single one of those punches that I think they should have been soft on, and they weren't.

They hit me hard. All I see is my sweat, and I fought, and my blood on the dirt floor of this GP medium tent. And John leans down, and he goes, Tim, I don't want to talk about this again and he walks out no no other words it was go get your gloves they beat the shit out of me i don't want to talk about this again and that that was a that is a cornerstone memory of how dumb young soldiers are man you want a piece of this humble pie? Here you go. Have some more there.

I love humble pie. That was a big serving of humble pie. God damn. That is so military green. Just beat the shit out of me. You're an army of one. I'm going to call John down. Can we all just beat the shit out of him real quick? He was farting off today.

I really think we should just go to town. Cody. He's going to learn a lesson early in life. He has Bill and Tim. Bill and Tim beating the shit out of John at 14. He gets to school tomorrow and he's like, what happened?

Did you learn your lesson? He learned it good. He learned it real good. Who'd you fight? Me and John. Bill Goldberg. Well, see, CPS wouldn't even believe his ass. That's a good point. Who would believe that story?

You actually did fall down some stairs, didn't you? No, I swear. Tim Kennedy and Bill Goldberg. He's the one that I... You mean he walked into a door. The door is his. Repeatedly. All I got to say is I forgot my story

and why the fuck didn't you let me go first? How can you follow that? That's an embarrassing... You can literally tell any story and it's going to be better than that story because that's an embarrassing story. I mostly just have embarrassing stories of me doing something stupid and dumb

and then getting punished by my bosses that were just trying to save my life or my teammates that were covering for me. I love you guys. That is as military as it gets. You have to have one. I worked at McDonald's for three days, got fired, peed on the grill, made burgers, and watched people eat them. Other than that, I don't have any funny stories.

Is that real? Yeah. Jamie, pull that up. We have 1980s. Statue of limitations, right? It was only 50 years ago. What is the statute of limitations for like? It's 10 years at most.

Oh, exactly. 10 years at most. I'm way good times three. For internet hate. Oh, you can get weird though. Like if he was aroused while he was doing it. That never happened. I just fabricated it.

But only if he has prior... This would be a fun one. You did a hard pee? Dude, Goldberg had a hard pee. I had to fabricate a really funny story. No, he had a hard pee. I like hard pee. I had my erection. I pissed on the grill.

People ate it. They fired me for eating all their food. I mean, after five minutes, truthfully, I mean, they do care about the consumer. They throw their food away if it's sitting for more than five minutes. There was a timer on everything. Well, at least there used to be. And I threw all the food in a bag, and I figured, what the fuck, man? I'm not going to throw it away.

You're a grown boy. I'm a grown man. They got pissed off. Grown boys need food. It is what it away. You're a grown boy. I'm a grown man. Grown boys need food. McDonald's story compared to your fucking shit? That's brutal. Dude, but now watch this. Tim, crazy war story though. What's your one where you're like,

on that one I'll just go to the bathroom. I can't top that. You don't even have to. I don't have like... Shame Bill. Strip him. Yell yell throw cabbage out what's going on about this christ't you go is yeah so you put it's a glue basically it's glue back together you can glue shoes back together um we were assaulting a target and you put it in your butt nope um they had they they cover their their shit boxes with plywood and somebody had fallen in there

and lost their shoe in this box of shit and um i also had damaged my footwear that evening and i borrowed some shoe goo from a boss i fixed my shoe and I put that shoe goo back where it went. That night where my friend fell in the box of shit, we walk in and it was a bomb maker ID's house. And there were these very unique looking Iraqis that had red hair and freckles. Special area? No. You were at Wendy's?

No. No, this is real. Real Iraqis.is no trust me so in iraq in uh no in um the four corners of baghdad there was a blonde hair blue eye family yeah just in the fucking and they were iraqis yeah it's just a weird fucking i was like they couldn't speak english or anything like that. I was like, what are you doing here? Yeah. Weird.

Got along. They were fucking locals. But yeah, so go on. So we've hit this house. I ended up doing the battlefield interrogation, the rough interrogation of these guys. And one guy smells like shit, and he's missing shoes. And my boots are like tore open. So we go back that night. I fix my boot with his shoe goo and a couple of days later we hit another target and we find these

same guys on this target but the weird part is i'm wearing shoe goo around my neck like a dog at this point because the guy i borrowed the shoe goo from thought that i didn't put it back and i had stolen it and once they found found it as punishment to me, I'm wearing the Shoe Goo around my neck. I love your omissions. This is so military. You're still- Well, they start military.

I have a 550 cord with Shoe Goo hanging from my neck. And as I walk into this house again, these red haired freckled faces, dudes like stand up and they see me and they recognize me and there's immediate fear because like i was not nice to them the last interrogation but now i have shugu hanging they didn't understand that i'm wearing it because i'm being punished and they thought that i was about to use the shugu on them in some way they're like this

fucking mongoloid american with his Shoe Goo. I just like walk in with a Shoe Goo around my neck. And they're like, oh my God. And I'm smiling because I'm like, you guys are about to fucking die. And they don't understand a word. They have no idea. Oh, they see this. Oh my God.

So I was embarrassed, but they were in fear for their lives and both of them for good reason i'm really glad that they didn't understand that i was just being there that was around my neck to be punished i used it of course as like fear deck you use this i will use this on you so bill and bill's like what i don't even know where to go. I'm bouncing around in my stories in my head and I'm like, no, that one doesn't work. No, that's not good enough. No. I got nothing.

It's so weird coming, like, because when you hear the stories, this dude, you're going on a mission that you could die from and the military's still like, you're punished. You're being punished. You're wearing shoe glue. Fucking and a clock.

And they will do that all day. Go on, bro. And you're like, why? They're the smartest dumb people on the planet. Oh, it's fucking amazing. They're so the most amazing humans that can do the most extraordinary acts. Courage, bravery, speak, you know, like the songs are made about them. Recruiting videos.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, shoot the sword and the dragon, that whole thing. We missed the shoe goo, you know, the covered in shit, uh, like the losing your shoe and doing the rest of the mission without your shoe because it's in a, it's in a shithole. Um, yeah. Those are omitted from those videos. Have you, have you, uh, have you watched any of Fat Electrician's videos?

No. He's one of our other co-hosts that we have on here. He has the funniest fucking historical military videos I've ever seen. He's going to surpass us all in subscribers. What is he, 1.4 right now? But his military stories are so fucking funny, man. What's his handle? Fat Electrician.

Fat Electrician. he has some of the best stories because we talked like jake mcnasty is one have you heard the story of jake mcnasty no but i'm gonna go to the bathroom while you tell it get it i'll wait for you and then we'll wrap it up pardon me right i have to oh if you have a like nick fat electrician is comedy gold yeah and he tells like stories about old World War II fighters and just legends. Yeah, right there. Oh, yeah, I know him. Oh, God, his content is so good.

Getting a follow. Dude, he's one of the best humans. Nick, we love you. We miss you, buddy. That's my brother's name. Dude, how amazing is he? Dude, Bill is one of the greatest. I just don't want him ever

mad at me no the most fear i've ever had in my life is i feel like he could do the mountain thing where it's just like oh it's cold just like yeah he snuck up behind me at heb i was checking out and i back i i feel like a shadow goes like this i was like that's weird i back up and i hit a wall there's a brick wall i'm like huh now I turn around and Bill's like, Jesus Christ. I thought I didn't know what was going to happen right there. There's a huge human. I couldn't move. It's just going to have his way with me.

And I have to bow down. Bill, how are you? I was telling how H-E-B, you were like, I just felt a shadow cast over me like a cloud. And then I turned around. Wait, were you born on Christmas? Were you born on Christmas? I was born on the 22nd. No, I was born two days ago, 27.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. I'm going to hit the headlight. Well, happy. It's a birthday episode two. This is amazing. We're bringing vets cheer thank me bill so what's the uh the secret you're i want to be physically imposing so my daughter's husbands will be in fear for their life for forever and my son will always know that there's

nothing he could ever do to beat me in anything until I die. And I'm talking like 80. You know, he goes, plays NCAA fine. I'll still fucking smoke his balls. I'm telling you, man, I'm trying. I got a 17-year-old right now that just benched, I don't know, 225 for like 18 times the other day. The fucking kid's a monster. He's 17?

Yeah. Can you do that? He has God's testosterone right now. He fucking kid's a monster. He's 17? Yeah. Can you do that? He has God's testosterone right now. He has Bill's testosterone. Bill's testosterone. I shall give you something. Don't hold your nipples. Bill's like milking. I was reaching for my soul, not my nipples.

Where's my soul? This is not nipples. This is not my soul. Where does your soul reside then? One hand right in the middle. No, it's here. He's got a big soul. I guess.

Or a small hand. I have double D souls. You do have big hands too. Yeah, we got meat hooks. They're mints, man. Look, those are intimidating. I used to be intimidating. Now I'm just an old shadow of myself.

I am. Yeah yeah nobody gets that my son let's circle back to like you look like Santa Claus with PTSD right now on that camera like it's going to cut to you that is a Santa Claus that is just going to

that is the most ho ho ho he's got the sleigh, dude, in his garage. The sleigh in my garage. Yeah, man. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I was 325. I was like 290 when I played Santa Claus, so I was fairly intimidating.

But, you know. You walked around at 290? 290? Yeah. Where's the heaviest you've ever been? 325. God, that's gigantic. But you guys got to understand, when I played football,

the guy in front of me was 340. I played nose guard, right? And I was always a 265, 270 walk-around guy. So I took it upon myself to train as hard as humanly fucking possible, and I had to eat 15,000 calories a day. I'd get up in the middle of the night and eat twice. I'd eat 24 eggs a day easy at least. But I'd just eat all fucking day.

But I'd train twice. You know, that's all. I was a robot. That's all I did for 20 years. It was it. I mean, all I wanted to do was walk around with the biggest fucking traps. And I had a bad neck to begin with, so I had to reinforce it. Big traps don't help.

I'm of the opinion that you're only as good as, you know, your next day, not the fucking day before. So, I mean, as long as I can breathe, I'm going to walk my ass up to that weight room and I'm going to fucking train. Because I'm addicted to it. Well, I mean I, and I make, I'm addicted to it. Well, I mean, I'm just addicted to it and I feel like shit if I don't do it. So is that addiction or is, is this. To strive to be better than my, I, I, I, then I can, I just try to be better every day, no matter what, you know? I mean, and my son is like did i mean it sucks growing up in our footsteps yeah it just does i mean it puts added pressure and it's just they got enough

problems my son distanced myself from it or this distance himself from it in the beginning you know through this recruiting process and everything he's doing everything on his own. He's picking up the phone, calling coaches, and the kid's a fucking man. But it's just a different deal. And his drive is different because he wants his own identity, and he's made his own identity. But my deal is that I still got to be there to kick his ass to keep him in line.

And I can't surely not go to the gym every single fucking night when he goes to the gym because I can still walk. I got a funny story, and it reverts back a little bit to military. So I used to co-own a Muay Thai gym with an ex-gunny, with an ex-gunny of Pendleton right on 76, right at the front gate of Pendleton when I lived in Fallbrook. Beautiful area of the country. Oh, man, it was absolutely gorgeous.

Except for the Marines. Except for the people. The Marines were great. The Marines are people. I knew I was going to, I fed right. Goldberg hates Marines. Here we go, fucking lob this balloon. No, I like all you guys.

But I call in the Muay Thai place. It was a love of mine, absolute love of mine, extreme power Muay Thai. It's still there. And 75% of the guys were military. And I train every day. And one day I left, and I went back to the house. We have a big farm ranch in San Diego and to make an extremely long story short I'm riding on my four-wheeler and I've got a gas can in between my four-wheeler and the

handlebars and something fucking I'd lean wrong and the throttle sticks and my wife's jumps horses right, and so shows horses. And so there's a big arena down below. It's like a 15-foot drop from the elevation I was at the barn. And the throttle stuck, and I was aimed straight for the arena. And there was a tree on my level that I figured out in a split second that I was just going to fucking bail it and I was going to hit the tree and as I hit the tree I was going to

simultaneously jump I'm 290 at the time I'm simultaneously jump off the fucking four wheeler it was a horrible plan but leading into the plan was a circumstance where I had just broken I had just gotten over having four broken toes

on my right foot from Muay Thai. And it was literally, I just got over it. But I'm wearing tennis shoes. So I got this plan all figured out. Well, the plan goes awry. And I fucking hit the tree first. And then it launched me. And I did, the visual's beautiful

and I did a one and a half and so I used to be on the diving team as a kid. It's a very small fact that people don't know. But I did a one and a half and then I landed flat, right? Facing where I came from

and my fucking toes just like darted into the ground. So I broke every fucking toe on both feet. And my right fucking leg, I thought I broke my right leg. And I'm laying on the ground. And there's a helicopter.

There's a helicopter flying above me. And I have this flashback thing or whatever that I'm in the military, right? because i'm listening to you guys every fucking day down at the gym talk about coming from work and and i'm laying there going and i'm trying to assess everything am i good you know is everything here and i just fell off a fucking deal right i mean there's no big deal but i i assess the situation i was fine my right leg was fucked up swollen already i had a hematoma on the thing it was no big deal. But I assessed the situation. I was fine. My right leg was fucked up, swollen already.

I had a hematoma on the thing. It was a different fucking color. And I tried to get up, and I couldn't get up. And I'm like, you know what? These fucking Marines. Oh, sorry. All these military guys, they go through shit every fucking second. And you don't hear any of them fucking crying and bitching.

I know they're crying, bitch. I know, I know. But I tried to motivate myself to get up. And God, I love you so much more right now. I'm just saying, they wouldn't give up. All of us would be like, I would have given up. My toe hurts so bad right now. Those soldiers would be stomping into this gym.

It's like, no offense, but if they can do it, I can motherfucking do anything. That's how I think about anything. If anybody could do something, I can motherfucking do it. I don't care. So I'm crawling to the fucking house, like literally crawling. Whatever. And I get to the house, and I knock on the door and Wanda answers, my wife's a stunt woman and she's got,

her fucking testicles are 10 times as big as mine. She's the toughest human being I've ever fucking met. And I get to the door and she looks at me and she goes, are you all right? And I said, yeah, I'm fine. Within 30 seconds, she had a shot of tequila and a Vike in her hand. I'm like, I really married the right woman. Holy shit. It was fabulous.

A lot of things are making sense about his son now, though. Well, yes. You've got some superhuman genes going on here. He has the baddest woman on the planet that is a stunt woman that then makes babies with you. Yeah. She can do what? We make babies. stunt woman that then makes babies with you. She can squat like 135 and do squat

on top of a fucking medicine or not the medicine ball, but the exercise ball. I can't even fucking sit on it without falling off. Bill, blink twice if you need help. I know. But I'm willing. You breathe with me, husband. You're like, I'm sorry.

He weighs 325. I remember one time I okay it was after my fucking toes finally healed so i was out doing yard work and it was the first day i was able to go out and do yard work long story short again here comes wanda and she's holding her hand and i i say you all right she goes hospital when my wife says fucking hospital we're going she's fucked up yeah so she moved her hand and her shit looked like somebody ripped the skin off of her fingers and i mean it i almost vomited right there right and what had happened was the halter got she was trying to to get... There was a bungee cord

hooked to the halter of her horse, and she couldn't get it off, and the horse flailed, right? And the metal on the bungee cord literally just ripped fucking her shit. It was vomitous. Did you beat the horse up? No, I was puking over there in the corner.

Bill grabbed the purse in his high heels and got her to the hospital. He picked up the horse. Fuck the purse. I just picked it up. I just picked your business up. I get her to the hospital, and she's in the ER, and the doctor starts calling everybody in. Hey, you've got to come look at this.

And I'm over there just yakking in my mouth, and Wanda's like, you know, excuse me, but can you please fix this? And I haven't had anything for pain yet, but yeah, she's,

yeah. Where was the shot and bike it in from you? We were in a hospital. It should have been from the doctor. Should have been. She runs up. She's like, babe,

I need a hospital. It's like first off. I'm failed as a husband. Now we get, oh man, she got deg, babe, I need a husband. I'm like, first off, she's not fighting. I'm failed as a husband. Now we get. Oh, man. She got degloved. It was nasty. If you guys don't know what degloving is,

it's when the flesh is torn away from. It was fucking nasty, man. Literal said, that's why you're not supposed to wear metal rings for certain pieces. So now she calls her finger Frankenfinger. That is fucking. Okay, you find. Guys, first first off before we close this out do you have any uh words of wisdom you already been so goddamn moto this entire episode which we truly appreciate

but for anyone out there on christmas eve or uh christmas day that are alone or anything like words of wisdom words of advice for powering through no pressure yeah um man the world is an amazing place no matter how dark it is uh tomorrow is always going to be a little bit lighter and that you're not alone that there are people that love you and appreciate you and that a permanent solution to a temporary problem is not the answer like you can call me like email me tim at sheepdogresponse.com you can call you can pick up a phone and there's a veteran that is sitting there that wants to talk to you that wants to hear about what's going on in your life so like don't don't don't do something dumb come up to austin have

coffee with me we'll go hang out it's all going to be fine but don't do something dumb just celebrate that tomorrow is going to be a more beautiful day than today. And then just make it to tomorrow. And if it helps, I'll have coffee with you and Tim. Sick! I'm in. I want to be there for that. 100%. I want to have coffee with Tim and Bill. Yeah, the world is a fucked up place, but you always got to turn negatives into positives.

That's right. Think the best of people until they prove you wrong. And then treat everybody how you want to be treated. It's a simple saying, but there's a reason why it's a simple saying, right? Well, it's as you were saying earlier, buddy. It was like you said it best earlier when you were just like, it doesn't matter what you're going through. You were like, I have to be the strongest.

I have to be the best. I'm always going to dedicate my time for that. And think if people did that i had that mindset for uh different things in life you will get so far because it's like you might be having a bad day you might want to quit but that's not your determining factor your determining factor is like i gotta push myself harder because i want to be the best at something or Or, hey, this day sucks. How do I get over it? Through sheer will and determination. Perseverance, man. Perseverance. Not giving up and knowing that if it can be done, then

you can do it. Goldberg's Garage. Boom. No, I'm saying where do we find you guys at, Goldberg? Oh, yeah. Where do we find you? Close them out. Close them out, Cody. Goldberg's Garage. That's where

Bill's trying to get some subs right there. Please follow it. Please give me some subscriptions, man. I'm begging you. I mean, yeah, it's Goldberg's Garage. It's on Instagram and on YouTube. I'm just trying to follow in y'all's lead, man. Everybody, all you

goobers who watch these guys, come over and watch some of my stuff. It's fun, man. Do it, goobers. You know, it's all about a thousand horsepower and ripping tires off of cars and making fun of people and making fun of yourself.

That was fun. At the end of the day, that's what it's all about. I'm going to blow your tires off of that TRX. If you want some of the best, and I will swear by this, like, it is the best humans

to go follow, watch their content, deep dive on it and then most importantly take away what their message is and how motivational they are because these are the guys that motivate me they should motivate the fuck out of you in life and watch them learn from them fucking ingest that knowledge and have fun live life be positive and be merry guys thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast again like subscribe and comment tim kennedy bill goldberg follow them everywhere where do we find you boy your ass is next where do we find you the greatest country in the world and the greatest state in that country. That is a terrible

call out to your social media. Find me in America. America.com YouTube America. I'm right down the street. Google me. Not on self-promotion here. We're, we're, we're, man, it was awesome coming down, hanging out with you guys. Appreciate the invite. I cannot wait to shoot, attack people from the back of a trunk

next to a Ford F-150 and then shoot cannonballs into somebody's head. It's like, these are going to happen. You are going to get text messages about this. And this is our next shooting areas, the palladium at the rent movie theater. We'll have a Raptor as a prank. This is going to be amazing. Goldberg, where do we find you?

Uh, Goldberg's garage, YouTube and uh, Gold do we find you? Goldberg's Garage, YouTube, and Goldberg95 on Instagram, and Goldberg's Garage on Instagram. And, you know, just fucking Google Goldberg, and you'll fucking find me. You'll find him. Everybody's like, okay. I'm so sorry, Goldberg. Guys, we love you. You've been awesome.

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and fucking crush life. Ho, ho, ho.