Unsubscribe Podcast - 139 - The Gang Goes Deep In Demo's Cave ft. Demolition Matt

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Starting point is 00:00:51 We made it 26 seconds. Hard cut to cut. He has two holes cut in the ice for that one. We can all agree the masks were a good idea. God damn it. All right, Grand Wizard, would you like to lead us into the Unsub Podcast?

Starting point is 00:01:14 Jesus. Are we doing it? Oh, I guess we are doing it. Yeah, that's a great start right there. It's a great start. We want to welcome the new year in properly. Yeah, we're a great start right there. It's a great start. We want to welcome the new year in properly. Yeah, we're bringing it in right.

Starting point is 00:01:27 Cody, get it going. Three, two, one. Oh, that was... Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera, who is finally back in town. Fuck you. And Mr. Demolition Ranch, Matt.

Starting point is 00:01:46 Howdy. And our boy, Cody. Hello. I'm here too. Dude, it's been a year since you've been on. Yeah, I didn't realize that. You told me that right before we started. And I was like, it hasn't been a year.

Starting point is 00:01:55 And he was like, you're on. Last Christmas. Yeah, you're on the last Christmas. And I was like, oh yeah, that was a year ago. And that year went really fast. Really, really fast. Really, really fast. Kentucky, he lived this year, so that's great.

Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah, no major. He wasn't trying to get any attention this year like he was the other year. Yeah. Trying, really fast. Really, really fast. Kentucky, he lived this year, so that's great. Yeah, no major. He wasn't trying to get any attention this year like he was the other year. Yeah, trying to purse merch. Trying to make it all about himself. Did you say perch the merch? Yeah. He goes hard on that. How you been, bro?

Starting point is 00:02:19 Been good. Dude, you've been doing, what, now you have your off the ranch, well, it's your abandoned resort yeah you're going full in on that thing yeah i've lost all my money so it's cool yeah it's been great is it going good yeah it's going good i mean it's just at the part where it only takes money doesn't make money you know so i'm hoping that in 2024 we get over that hump but we'll see and everything else is going good the caving shit was the craziest thing when do y'all want to go in the cave i know never not you wouldn't do it

Starting point is 00:02:52 not one i would love to go on your cave let's let's do it i would love let's do it cave yeah you can't be your ted i'll be your ted the caver we have Wendigoon on recently he did that thing with Hunter where they did the Ted the caver podcast it's like no I don't ever want to touch a cave dude not now that shit stresses me out have you guys seen the tiktoks where it's like the guys that are like

Starting point is 00:03:17 they're basically like just completely straight in the cave like trying to inch forward and then it starts flooding have you seen my cave videos I saw just completely straight in the cave, like trying to inch forward, and then it starts flooding. Have you seen my cave videos? I saw like horrifying. There's this much air on one part, and you have to do this to get through. You did it?

Starting point is 00:03:32 I saw like 10 seconds of it, and it stressed me the fuck out. And it's really fun. And safe. We can do it safely. I would love to do that. No one's died so far. How do they do it safely, though?

Starting point is 00:03:41 You just don't die. One time he's going to die. No one's died. He goes back, comes back. He's like, okay, some some people have died don't know how long they've been in there those are some bones right no one i know has died like look all right well i didn't die and i was the only one there so it's 100 safety rating so far as far as i know it's 100 success rate dude the caves caves are terrifying though it is very scary the one in russia yours doesn't go down yours is more like ours is no ours is just flat the whole way.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Which is. But it's half full of water the whole way. Yeah, until you get to a point. Well, yeah. And then, so we got. So have y'all watched the like second and third videos? I've watched them. I don't want to watch that.

Starting point is 00:04:16 We pumped the water out of the cave. Because it got to a point where it just. There was this much air. And we were like, we can't go that far. So we pumped the water out of the cave. And then we went back in there. And kept crawling through mud and then it goes up into this room with all these stalactites and stalagmites everywhere no shit it was insane and then it goes further and we went down that way too and we were like all that if it filled back up with water right now we're just

Starting point is 00:04:40 stuck in this room so that was kind of scary then you hear the yeah i wouldn't do that again no because we could see the water trickling back in there but it was like barely so i it probably takes weeks to fill up probably i don't know probably uh but anyway we went like far back and then it kept going and i was like i don't i'm done like it was getting steamy there were like eight of us and i was like we're running out of oxygen back here i think so it was it was nerve-wracking see it was like are you in oh i'm gonna do it so bad but we're running out of oxygen back here, I think. So it was nerve-wracking. Are you in? I want to do it so bad. But we wouldn't do that.

Starting point is 00:05:09 We would just go to the part that you can go without pumping water because it's all full of water again now. So we would just go back to the fun part. Oh, so it fills up that quick. I definitely want to do that. That was over a month ago. I'm going to need at least a Xanax and a half. If you don't do it, you're a puss.

Starting point is 00:05:27 You heard it here first. If Donut doesn't do it, big puss. I'm going to suffocate because of a puss. Just a racist us. Hey, don't worry about my Grand Wizard hat. Bringing in 2024 with new colors.

Starting point is 00:05:44 No, no, no. There wasn't nothing wrong with the old colors. It's like, oh, God. Like the cave, because you have to have the cave, you have those horror stories, Putty Cave, where that dude died upside down. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah. All right. Never mind. I'm not

Starting point is 00:06:00 going to the cave again. Dude, that one's crazy because it's like, I can slip through and then like, oh, you're stuck. And I can't go anywhere. Yeah, just down. Just head in the fucking water dude that one's crazy because it's like i can slip through and they're like oh you're stuck and i can't go anywhere yeah just down just head in the fucking water no one can help you and then they can't they just just kill me when they left him in there and blew him up closed him in there yep literally what they did they're like yeah they just left the body in there because they couldn't they were they were saying it was too dangerous for them to even crawl down that shaft to go get him get his dead body out they knew he's dead and so they were like let's just close him up in there and they closed him up in there and he's buried in there

Starting point is 00:06:27 his one they blew it up so no one else could go in yep there was one i think it was his brother or someone was the only one that could get past that one spot everyone is like they're like we can't get past this one spot so he got through went his brother's like i'm stuck i can't do anything and they were trying to wiggle he was was trying to pull. And you're like, this much movement. You're like, did I do it? Yeah. It's like gravity is fighting you the whole time. I can't get comfortable.

Starting point is 00:06:52 I remember on the Wendigoon podcast, we conflated two stories. It was the one that they did with Internet Historian, that story, and then the Putty Cave. There were two different ones. Because that one, the guy was stuck for 17 days. What? And it became a national news story like the newspapers were covering it and everything like that like the fucking president was did he live no he died they just like and they weighed outside the cave and everything anyway about your cave yeah that was that was the putty cave one no that was a different one that wasn't putty cave i've never heard the putty cave one dude i picked putty cave one it's because it was one spot they got through,

Starting point is 00:07:26 and he's like, cool, there's another opening down here. So when he went down, he positioned himself upside down. He was going to scoot, and he just got hooked. And then his body couldn't move, and there was no leverage. So we had cave YouTubers come in. They were excited about it. And they found a bunch of little caves on the property, and it's like you're scooting through a tiny passage.

Starting point is 00:07:44 And I was like, why on earth would you ever like this? But it's because they're messed up in the brain. And they want to know what is at the end of that tunnel. And there's never anything. You know, it always just keeps going or it just ends in a little point. But they're always like, but what if there's something? And no one's ever been here before. They've watched Goonies one too many times.

Starting point is 00:08:02 Because it's like, dude, I think we're niche. I think like gun tubers. We're super fucking niche niche there's no way we'll ever like really take off and then i remember that there's fucking caving youtubers yep well that's mega successful that's the thing too is like there's there's nothing that's ever been discovered like a place that no human has ever stepped foot and that's why they want to go down there and do that where it's like it's like it's like stepping on the moon it's like no man has ever been there and then if you find a certain part of a cave no man has ever been there which they did they found virgin cave they like busted through this little tiny sliver they like drilled it out and they found virgin cave and like

Starting point is 00:08:38 i went in it after them and it's like it's miserable i'm all scratched and bruised all all over from it and i'm sweating and i'm just like, I just want to get out of here. And they're like, you want to see the end? And I'm like, no, I'm done. I'm tired of crawling on rocks. But what if there's charges? Yes, Blackbeard came and was like, I'm going to keep digging in. This place you keep saying no human

Starting point is 00:08:58 has ever been to. There's definitely gold doubloons at the end. But they're just like, what if? They're excited by it, which I get. We're excited about weird things. Well, that's the crazy thing is because those virgin caves can open up and expand into fucking monstrosities.

Starting point is 00:09:14 That's another thing they're looking for is just what if there's a huge room? And that is exciting. The Vrvinka cave is the one in Russia, that huge one. Until it was discovered in the 1960s and then until 1990s they're like we've explored it all and it was 440 meters deep so it's like 1 000 what the fuck went out how many feet is that 440 meters yeah it's like 1300 yeah so 1300

Starting point is 00:09:41 feet straight down or not straight down you're like they were like holy shit we found all this stuff and then in 2010 they were re-exploring it found a new entrance that fucking caves went from 1440 meters ended up being 2300 and or twenty four meters deep so seven thousand feet deep that thing went once they started exploring they're like holy shit and it keeps going and going it takes seven days to get to the bottom of it yeah exactly well it's a terrifying thing uh when they were exploring that deep portion it wasn't raining or the rainy season just happened so they were down there it takes days for the rain to start cycling in so they're like oh storms going on We're fine, and then it started filling all the way up. It's filled up terrifying

Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah Yeah This reminds me of like playing fallout New Vegas and like going to like the deepest darkest part of a cave for no reward Yeah, yeah, you just spent hours going down like oh yeah there's nothing here you're like i guess i have to walk all the way back out for fucking nothing oh this is super cool but 7 000 feet like a statue of liberty is what 305 feet this is 7 000 feet wait the statue of liberty is 305 feet of france what the hell? They shorted us. Fuck y'all.

Starting point is 00:11:08 Should have made it bigger. Thanks for the gift. You're welcome for Normandy, assholes. You're saying Statue of Liberty, like, that's walking upstairs. This is a cave. It's like there's climbing involved and, like, crawling, and it's not just, like, stairway up all the way 7,000 feet. Roping down. There's roping, and yeah. The rope on the

Starting point is 00:11:24 first descent's, like, I think and yeah the rope on the first descent's like i think it was 160 feet for the first descent and then you're like oh and that's why they found when they found it in uh 2010 or whenever found the new hole and they're like cool let's explore it was a 300 foot descent and they're like we don't have the ropes to even touch the bottom of this so then they went got more rope and then continue exploring that's like a different kind of claustrophobia to me like to me like it's just the anxiety they must not if i want to get out yeah i need like i want to be able to get out in 10 seconds you want to be able to see that light the whole time yeah they must not feel that though that art just you're like, earth would just kill. Like, that is an instantaneous death.

Starting point is 00:12:10 If there's a shift in the tectonic plate, it's like, boom, swish, you're gone. No one will ever find your body for as long as you live. You are dead. Well, as long as you live. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bad words. For as long as the human species lives. But you enjoyed it a little bit. Yes.

Starting point is 00:12:24 You'll have to see my cave because after this podcast, I'll show you my cave. That's why we're feeding you a black claw. Because it's just fun. That's what we're doing with this podcast. You can see my cave. It's all flat and you're swimming through this deep of water. So you're kind of like crawling swimming. And it's really cool.

Starting point is 00:12:40 It's neat. Which part of it did you enjoy? What was kind of like, if you could analyze for yourself, like what was the dopamine release? What did you enjoy out of that whole deal? So it took us like three different times to get, like the first time I went 10 feet in and there's crickets all over the ceiling. And I was like, nope, because you have to, there's this much air and it's covered in crickets. And I'm just like, nah, I'm done. And I got back out.

Starting point is 00:13:03 I didn't have a wetsuit or anything, so the water's freezing the second time i was like i'm going past the crickets and i still didn't have a wetsuit but it was like brave soul it was a week later and i went in but i was like someone needs to go with me so the first time no one was there to go with me and second time uh a couple people went with me and we i went past the crickets and they're like falling in the water and it's like and it was gross but we went like further back to where i'm like i think this is as far as we should go like we couldn't couldn't see light anymore and then the next time we were like let's go further and we got wetsuits so we weren't like freezing the whole time and we went all the way back to the back to where we couldn't go any further and then the next time we pumped the water out so it's like every

Starting point is 00:13:40 time we went a little further got a little braver i was also just worried like the water would poison me and i was like well i didn't die the first three times in the water so i'm probably fine there's no amoebas in my brain yeah you start no new ones anyway up immunity yep yeah exactly just a little bit of time who's the person that got afraid i swear someone like freaked out in one of your caving videos like they besides me i don't know i said they couldn't breathe oh clint clint yeah clint clint he so there's there's one part where there's like this much air but on the right side of the room like the right side of the tunnel it's like this much air and he didn't know there was more on the left side so i found this passage i was going to the left like fuck that dude no no i'm

Starting point is 00:14:22 just i'm already done dude. Fuck that. He went this way and he's like, and he's like, I can't breathe and he like bailed but he didn't know that it was like a,

Starting point is 00:14:31 I thought he could see it and he couldn't see it. So he freaked out because he was like, I don't know how Matt did that and I was like, did you go through the left side? He's like,

Starting point is 00:14:36 there was a left side? I didn't know that. And I'm over here watching the video like I know how Matt did that. I just don't know why. In case there's gold. Do people know like where your property is now?

Starting point is 00:14:47 Yeah. Okay, so can I say cave without a name? Yeah. Okay, so your caves are probably connected with the cave without a name? Very possible. Yeah, like three miles away. No, it's less than that because it's three miles down the road. It's probably like one mile away.

Starting point is 00:15:01 There's a huge cave system that is a public cave you can go take tours in and stuff. So there's got to be some connections from mine. It's called Cave Without a Name. Randomly, some dude just pops up at your cave system. He says, I've been lost. I've been lost for 17 days. If we can find the connection,

Starting point is 00:15:23 we can get into Cave Without a Name without paying the entrance fee. We just go through mine, walk over there. That's the real winner. Yeah. Just trick people. I like what you're saying. It's like when you break up with a girlfriend.

Starting point is 00:15:33 It's like you search out the cave without a name. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale expertise and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at visa.ca slash fintech. I'm glad you were listening to that, Joe. You guys were like, oh, he started laughing.

Starting point is 00:15:58 I didn't hear it. I'm like, he got it. That's pretty good. He's like, I need to call her. I should call her, yeah. I should call the cave with a hood name. That's in your phone. Why are you getting a FaceTime from the cave with other names?

Starting point is 00:16:10 Don't worry about it, baby. Hello, hello, hello. But everything else you're doing, your gun content also, which crushing everyone. Now we're just with nothing but gun tubers. Can we talk about the gun tuber range day that we did? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:26 We would love to. I want to know your perspective of how many people showed up. At first, y'all did this thing, what, two times before? Yeah. I had come to the last one and saw, yeah, there were like 50 people there or whatever. It was cool. Then we were like, let's do it bigger. And so I was like not really wanting to put too much effort into the range day because I was like, well, you know, it might not be that many people to show up.

Starting point is 00:16:53 And then we were like, well, let's just go ahead and build a nice big range because we need it anyway. And just in case it's huge. And then like, I don't know, 300 people showed up. 300 people on the signup sheet, which means like 350, 400 people actually came there. And like big names were there, big YouTubers and big real mainstream celebrities. And yeah, it was 100% total success in my book. It couldn't have been any better.

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Starting point is 00:17:31 Darius didn't they had never been back to the range and they didn't know that you can't just walk it it's a 20-minute walk now we have this dirt road a really really big range day despite that yep that's great yeah it was perfect but yeah the walk was rough but then yeah when you turn the corner what are you saying it well that walk is in for reference you hear the gunfire in the distance like man it's right around the corner you turn a corner and it just keeps going you're like how far it's a long dirt road to actually get to the range from where you like parked there well there was a lot and that's what's crazy you had a bunch of cars parked out at that point i had no idea they were popping yeah and then i turned left on that last everywhere yes it is a

Starting point is 00:18:10 fucking parking lot i got there like an hour early and just saw the amount of people parked out there what the range looked like everything and that was peak anxiety for me just like oh jesus christ i thought there was gonna be like 150 people here that's kind of what i expected it was yeah you just you round that like this doesn't even kick off for another hour and a half hour already more people than i thought would be someone's gonna get shot today tim and dim uh tim and goldberg even talked about that they're like i thought it was like 30 people i think goldberg just went to like support us because those guys i'll go just support and then he showed him he's like oh shit

Starting point is 00:18:50 like this is this is huge like he's just being a nice guy and go you know i don't even think he shot guns there were so many people he just had guns on his back and he's like i don't need to go shoot guns here it was insane he's gold but we did mess up one thing that we have to remedy before the next one. We need a freaking name for this thing. It can't just be Range Day. Yeah. We just call it Creator Range Day. It's been our thing. Because I don't know what else to call it.

Starting point is 00:19:15 This is just Range Day for creators. You make stuff and you have a following. Range Day Rally. I posted on Twitter asking for suggestions. Good job, buddy. Range Day Rally. I just like the rally. I know. Welcome to Range Day Rally. I posted on Twitter asking for suggestions. Good job, buddy. Range Day Rally. Donut can wear his hat. I know.

Starting point is 00:19:27 Welcome to Range Day Rally. Also, your home screen. No, that's Tuesday night meetings, Donut. Okay, not that one. Your home screen is so cute. What is it? Me and my family? Oh, yeah, it's me and your wife.

Starting point is 00:19:43 Danger Range. Danger Ranger. I asked for suggestions Danger ranger America package day That sounds like That's a terrorist act Based bros range day That's Ted Kaczynski

Starting point is 00:19:59 American package day Surprise Berm busters Industrial revolution Yeah. American Package Day. Surprise. That is a terrible name. Berm Busters. The Industrial Revolution was our state. The Berm Buster? Pew Pew Palooza. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

Starting point is 00:20:15 Wait, Pew Pew Palooza. Demo Nut Guy. That sounds gross. Demo's nut. Point and Shooty patooty Who made these? I didn't know Also your average audience is like

Starting point is 00:20:32 You know 17, 16 Yep The dad range day donut AK guy demo DAD Dad do you want to come on dad? Come to Come to dad Come on dad I mean What? Come to, Dad?

Starting point is 00:20:47 Come on, Dad. I mean to Dad. I mean, uh. Come in, Dad. No. The Pray and Spray range day. Pray and Spray. That's actually a hard one to come up with a good name.

Starting point is 00:20:59 Catholic VBS. Any good ones in there like i'm reading the best ones uh oh wait did you just put it out i just put it on twitter when i'll sit on the couch over there oh wait that oh wow that was since okay never mind i was like no it's hard coming up with the name like that stop resisting range day Stop resisting, Range Day. I'm not going to open my mouth. Cody's like, let me put this back on. It's always his go-to. He's like, well, time to put the hat back on. Demolition Man, kind of like Burning Man, but with guns.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Demolition Man's not bad. I like Demolition Man. Guys, if you haven't watched Demolition Man recently, please watch it. It's one of the best action movies of all time. Three shells. You don't know how to use the three seashells? You don't know how to use the seashells, dude? I didn't realize it was like cussing was illegal in that.

Starting point is 00:21:52 When they go to the future, that future he wakes up in. I forgot the entire plot point on that entire movie until I rewatched it. I was like, ugh. Well, a lot of people are comparing that to these these days where it's like you can't curse you can't say this you get a ticket you get a ticket i need to watch that i haven't seen that dude you got dethroned by the way on what oh yeah on the top podcast episode i saw that with uh who was it bad electrician yeah nick three i think now three i don't know what is the number on that just smoked him you guys need to do a uh you guys

Starting point is 00:22:26 actually need to do an episode together yeah that'd be cool not happened yet you guys should fight you all right we did and he took me out real fast yeah he's a purple belt right it turns out nick is very big and very strong and he's a purple belt do he well the reason he's a purple belt is because he's not he doesn't have the caliber of fighters, I want to say, in his gym that can put him in black belts. So he's been doing it for a decade now. So he's technically. We wrestled in about four seconds.

Starting point is 00:22:55 I was like, yeah, tap. I'm done. I would bet he would have people that could put him as a black belt if he was here in Texas. Oh, yeah. Maybe he should come to Texas. He's Iowa. He's still in Iowa. Yeah, we're trying to get him.

Starting point is 00:23:09 He's looking, though. He is looking. The only thing they've got in Iowa is a caucus, which is a little sus, if I'm being honest. Cock sauce? Cock sauce? Yeah. They only have a cock sauce there. They have Slipknot.

Starting point is 00:23:25 Slipknot's from Iowa? You didn't know that? Yeah. Yeah. They only have a cock sauce there. They only have Slipknot. Slipknot's from Iowa. You didn't know that? No. Slipknot is? Because if you were from Iowa, you would push your fingers into your eyes. Jesus fucking Christ. That was a Nick joke, I hope he appreciated that. That was a dad joke.

Starting point is 00:23:36 That was a strong, strong dad joke. I love that song. Which one? Push your fingers into your eyes. Oh my God. That was a Slipknot joke. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking stupid. You didn't your eyes. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:23:45 That was a Slipknot joke. Yeah. I'm fucking stupid. You didn't catch it. No, I'm the target. You're fucking dead. I'm the worst guy at music. I know.

Starting point is 00:23:52 You listen to anime music. All right, let me tell a story about you. You just told me this one last week, and I fucking loved it. Okay, so my first time visiting Texas, I think it was my first time visiting, Eli and I... I suddenly remember the story. Eli and I are driving around. I probably told Brandon about it.

Starting point is 00:24:12 I'm like, this motherfucker. So I'm driving around with Eli, and he's like, what do you listen to? I'm like, I don't care. And he puts on music. It's fucking anime, like anime theme song music. It's just like... Like it's fucking anime like anime theme song music it's just like like it's it's very it's very inspirational what was that don't worry about it it's like the theme song to every anime ever and i'm like holy fuck this guy listens to this this

Starting point is 00:24:40 is this is crazy this is what he wants to listen to? Yeah, you were like, ah, this guy's weird. Eli drives down the road and listens to anime theme songs, by the way. In his Chrysler 300 back then. Oh, jeez. Back at your old place, dude, like when we went for your fucking birthday,

Starting point is 00:25:00 you just riding around those fucking curves. Oh, yeah, I could rip through that thing with my brother like Dude you would white-knuckle driving with Eli You were right vomited after we got Just moved or not moved yet and we're like that was the birthday weekend Which is it was like four fucking years ago my favorite birthday of all time oh my god because eli used to be a race car driver so he's like handling these curves crazy we get out i fucking vomit while we're

Starting point is 00:25:33 listening to anime music in his car and he's just like easy easy day easy day that was because now we're all like fucking best friends but like back back then, like we, we did, we weren't that fucking tight. So I'm thinking like, if I puke in Eli's car, this is the end for me. And as soon as we get out, you vomit in the fucking ditch. And I'm like, thank God. Like, what's up guys? What's wrong? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:58 I was motion sick. Why? I was why I was driving very fast through every corner and I don't slow down. Like,'re good the whole time I think I'm a bitch I'm a bitch well that is don't say anything don't say it that is my favorite birthday that I've I probably will ever have that is the 2020 peak birthday of we are 35 36 however old I was we're all in our 30s. You're still 20. Brandon's 18. 18. He just turned 19 I think. I'm 14. Brandon's 12 and he's already

Starting point is 00:26:31 shaving. And then, what do we do for my 35th birthday, whatever birthday? Do we go to the club? Do we go to bars? Fuck no. We get shit wrecked at my house out in the country. Stream video games have air mattress blows all over the living and watch God Ferrari got tattoos got tattoos also do do and got that when you

Starting point is 00:26:58 got the toe tattoos I still gotta get one of them yeah I gotta get the gang tat still Get the gang tat Had the best stream ever With people Yeah Saying TOS words Gamer words And they didn't know They were like And then he's like just playing

Starting point is 00:27:20 Turns back and he's like you can't say that And then Brandon's like wait you can't say game or work i was in the kitchen doing other things like it was a fucking good night dude yeah you're doing other things i was doing other things in the kitchen we don't talk about those things it was such a good it was it was a cat five night it was a cat five oh yeah that was a cat five night. It was a cat five, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was a cat five all the way. But anyways, the next morning, we fucking vomited after Eli drove us to the range. Yeah, that was a good range day.

Starting point is 00:27:52 That was just a blast. That was one of my favorite moments. Like, probably a birthday that will never. Because it felt like I was 14 again, just playing video games with the guys. This is great. And this was the first time you were hanging out with everyone I wanted. Or one of the first times. Can can i tell the story about best yeah yeah so well we were talking about just a bunch of like sensitive group shit whatever like we all just like talk back and forth about what's going on in our lives and uh at that point uh like so that was my first

Starting point is 00:28:21 time really hanging out like really hanging out with the group all together get that man a claw cody and then matt best had you know we're just we're talking shit he's just like oh god like i don't he's like ah who the fuck is this guy because like he didn't really know who i was yeah oh yeah just blowing up at that time yeah pretty new to the group as a whole he's like all right well you know you just, if any of this shit leaks to the internet, I just know I'll have to fucking cut your fucking head off. And then Eli looks at me like dead in the eyes like, he'll fucking do it too.

Starting point is 00:28:54 And then on my fucking flight home, I just download his book because it just came out at the time on Audible. And I get to the point where he talks about cutting someone's fucking head off. And I'm like oh god they were fucking serious Brandon's like

Starting point is 00:29:10 huh when he made that joke they weren't joking I'm not going back to Texas ever I can't leak anything they'll kill me it hits fucking different when you know the person who said I'll cut your fucking head off you have verifiable DOD approved evidence that they've cut some motherfuckers head off. You have verifiable DOD-approved evidence

Starting point is 00:29:25 that they've cut some motherfucker's head off. Uh-oh. I'm going to close that and just sit here. Never make those guys mad. That sounds like a really good idea. And here we are, and it's all worked out. And then we're all besties. He hasn't cut any of our heads off yet.

Starting point is 00:29:37 Not yet. No, not yet. Yo, do you do vet shit anymore? Mm-mm. Not really. When was the last time you killed a kitten? Mm-mm. I sold the clinic. Really? No kitten. I sold the clinic really no shit

Starting point is 00:29:46 I told her that well congratulations. I killed the kitten on the way here today, so I could get here faster I was running a little late, so I Teleported my trucks not outside just also a family If I kill four kittens at once I can bring the truck The highway's like, I'm not going to make it. The truck just goes right through. No, no, no, no. If I kill four kittens at once, I can bring the truck, too. Oh, no. All right. Can I ask something?

Starting point is 00:30:12 We haven't done it since I've been on the podcast so far. The offenders. Like, we had a superhero group called the offenders. We haven't done it. Matt's was... Killing kittens. He snaps a kitten's head head and then he can teleport anywhere as long as he has one kitten per teleport. What was yours?

Starting point is 00:30:29 Mine was shitting to go the speed of light or Captain Cut Cold, which was I could move at the speed of light. It's just when I get there, I can't do anything for, I think it was like one minute. That's my favorite. That's pretty funny.

Starting point is 00:30:41 I love that trick because I'm like, you're just taking- Hello, lady. And she's like, help me. I was like, technically. You have 58 seconds left. I have phasing through. I'm like, can you call the police?

Starting point is 00:30:52 See? Nothing. Nothing. Just hold on, though. You're taking great notes. Yeah. You're doing good. The suspect has brown eyes, short Mexican.

Starting point is 00:31:02 That's all I'm doing is just taking notes. Which is about 60% of San Antonio. Didn't narrow it down at all. What were you going on with this? Oh, God. I wasn't trying to go on with it. I was trying to avoid my superpower. You can fly, right?

Starting point is 00:31:19 I can fly. As long as. As long as I say racial slurs. So the whole bit is that we can pick our superpower, but that the gang has to pick our offset. So you have to do something bad to do something good. Yes. What's yours? I believe mine is that I'm invincible, but I just have to fucking.

Starting point is 00:31:39 G-Van, you know. What do you mean? Work on this segment. So he doesn't say that word. Self forever sleep. So he can self forever sleep so he can i just have to sewer slide but i technically can't die i'll just wake up the next day ah but the best part of it is his previous corpse does stay he doesn't know what happened on that day i'll just so there's a blank spot in his memory imagine just waking up

Starting point is 00:32:03 in the morning and you just see yourself, like, fucking from the ceiling fan. You're like, oh. Oh, shit. I got to clean that up now. You just thought I was seeing that. Just like, whoa. It's just a whole body. Oh, fuck.

Starting point is 00:32:17 First off, that ceiling fan is strong. So yesterday was a bad day. What made it that bad? Wake up, back up two. Now it's two bodies. You're like, shit, what? But he doesn't remember it, right? Yeah, exactly.

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Starting point is 00:33:04 Ask your Chevrolet dealer for details. Screaming? There's 18 fucking bodies? That's just where he's waking up and he goes, that fan would be more balanced if there was two of me up there. And you just start doing it for fun. There's like 18, 19, it's like a wind chime.

Starting point is 00:33:22 The apartment's starting to stink a little bit how long have i been doing this for so why did you bring that up yeah who came up the avenger i mean the offenders is that you i forget what early days that's og on sub i think very funny yeah someone find it me can you just needs to i want him to either we film one and we spend like a solid five to ten grand to make a five minute skit about it because that would be 100 worth it in my opinion yes yep with the vfx we'll have corridor and you can get free kittens at the pound and no one cares about them see like well what's i want you to know this but the kittens

Starting point is 00:34:02 at the pound are free you just take them. Yep. And you don't have to, like, you know, do anything with them. Oh, man. I hate, like, in my head, I can envision we're losing. Like, we have our ass beat. And then you see the Demos feet appear. And the camera slowly pans up. And I just drop it.

Starting point is 00:34:18 The kittens lose their bodies. And he drops it. Just get a beating. Your hero's here. What do you need? Yeah, just snapping and next. And they're like, pick this car up off me. I'm like, oh, I don't have super strength.

Starting point is 00:34:32 I can just teleport. So you pull the second kitten out of your pocket. Bail. You remember we were talking about like, Demo gets tired of going to the kitchen to get a beer so he's like he's got a bag of kittens and he's just like alright beer snap

Starting point is 00:34:51 back to his couch You get to your car and you're like oh my keys are in the bedroom I'm back You're going to hit that mark I think we discussed it you will hit a mark where you have that it's like I don't Where you have no feelings for the kittens anymore they're just they're a resource you kill kittens

Starting point is 00:35:09 on the daily every time some like country family throws a bag of kittens in the river you're like oh infinite ammo they kill kittens at the pounds every day might as well just give them to me i'll take a bag you kill a kitten to go get the bag of free kittens to kill? It's investing. Infinite ammo hack. They forgot their bag at home. I'll get it, honey. He forgot his lunchbox for school.

Starting point is 00:35:35 I'll go get it. That's three kittens. Three kittens just to get a lunchbox, and you're a-okay with that. Your kittens are just traumatized. When they figure out, oh, God. Does the kitten kitten go with you or does it drop wherever you were? I think it goes with me and I drop it in the new place. It's definitely funnier. I come through and then I'm like hello and I just have this mangled kitten and I'm like. You go to save kids in a burning building and you're holding a dead cat.

Starting point is 00:36:07 Ooh, don't worry about that. Come on. Click in front of him. Double trauma. Teleports back. Your child is sick. Broke the wrong neck. Teleport away.

Starting point is 00:36:20 Is your baby a bailout? I'm out of here. He can never get captured. Jesus. Does it work for just kittens? Or like the crackhead in the cell next to him? Well, that's what it would be that experiment. If I try like a baby possum, what would happen?

Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah. You halfway to it. You got to give me a baby possum if you find one. Okay. We'll do. That would make Heather so happy. Oh, dude. Heather would love a baby possum. So if anyone out there finds a baby possum if you find one okay we'll do by the way that would make heather so happy oh dude heather would love a baby possum so if anyone out there finds a baby possum send it to mailing address mail it to my po box you just get a po box full of dead baby possums

Starting point is 00:36:56 don't do that but if you're in the area and you find a baby possum please let me know that doesn't have rabies that doesn't have wait they can That doesn't have... Wait, they can't get rabies, right? They for sure can. They probably wouldn't because if something had rabies and it bit them, it would probably kill them. They would just kill them. I thought their body temperature was too low. I've never heard this. And he's a doctor.

Starting point is 00:37:18 But, I mean, yeah, they're not a high risk. I fucked up. There's only a couple high risk rabies. It's like raccoons and... Wait, hold on. When did you get bit by a possum? Don't worry about it, dude. Why did you get... Never mind. Now I want to know if that's actually... I've never heard that before and it could be true. I'm gonna die.

Starting point is 00:37:34 How long would you get bit? How's Off the Ranch doing? Good. I changed the name to Matt Carriker. I saw that. I actually saw that recently, yeah. What inspired you to do that? I've been wanting to do it for like two years because every video on Off the Ranch was on a ranch, and so it just didn't make any sense. Scoot back a little.

Starting point is 00:37:51 So, yeah, I just, I don't know, I just named it Matt Carriker. No real reason except I thought Off the Ranch was dumb. I think one good thing you did, it fucking sucks that you had to do this, but you don't put gun content on that channel. And that sucks so much. I wish I could put all my videos on one channel. That'd be way nicer.

Starting point is 00:38:12 But advertising-wise, it makes a huge difference. But there's some advertisers who are like, they know I'm the gun guy, but they still are like, as long as it's on the non-gun channel, we'll advertise with you. So when you're negotiating sponsored deals, they don't want the gun channel specifically. Well, I mean, there's some of my advertisers

Starting point is 00:38:28 on the gun channel, on Demolition Ranch, are like, don't put any guns while you're talking about our product. I'm like, why? And they're like, we just have... The rules are weird with gun-specific content. I'm like, there'll be guns literally right after I'm done talking about it.

Starting point is 00:38:42 That's fine. Well, a lot of them probably just want to clip it for socials like Facebook and shit where they want to be able to reuse it. Yeah, probably so. Because it makes a huge difference. We've discussed it many times where it's like, that's why Unsub's very specific. And we're like, hey, we won't show, touch this. We'll talk about it all day long.

Starting point is 00:38:58 Just won't show it because. So I shouldn't pull my fucking gun out? That's your dick. I hate it how advertisers won't go near guns. I'm surprised. Yours are like the bravest adverts. Yeah, that is true. Cody's are like...

Starting point is 00:39:12 You have guns and murder. Yeah. I have a product I want to put right in between here. Could you... I really don't understand it, how many advertisers won't touch guns, but they'll touch your stuff. You make more in ad revenue than i do on fucking sponsored ads and your videos literally contain like people

Starting point is 00:39:29 getting shot and killed oh it's murder it's fucking insane yeah like don't get me wrong i'm glad you guys do i'm glad the advertisers do because i like you to have a good living but holy fuck yeah uh yeah i don't know why but I appreciate everything that they do. I'm just thinking about those meetings. It's like, yeah, could you put our Raid Shadow Legends in between somewhere in this? Black man gets shot by cops. Right before the cop hits him with the car. Can we do it right before that?

Starting point is 00:40:02 Can we tell the Raid Shadow Legends story? Oh, what's the Raid Shadow Legends wait why you don't do raid ads oh because they ask too much or no because that the your voice oh god yeah because you're you're funny you know this voice no i don't know this story i went okay so like raid shadow legend i don't do their ads anymore because they hit me up and they were like do this ad and I did their ad because they have a fucking five page script and when I did

Starting point is 00:40:31 the ad I did the welcome to Raid Shadow Legends Raid Shadow Legends does this you can pick this character and do this and I was doing that voice and they were like we don't like your voice you can't do this but I read like I did everything they wanted to and they were like we'll approve this ad but you're doing the voice the i will yeah great channel legends the whole like

Starting point is 00:40:50 the script they want you to read like it's a fucking trailer like enter a world of 3d entertainment masterpiece like that whole shit yeah and they were just like they were just like no we're not gonna take it well i mean well i'm not fucking not gonna do that then you've all done raid shadow legends right i've done a lot yeah because yours is huge you have a giant community that plays with you right raid is probably yeah you're like join my team today all of you have monster so a lot of those those uh what do you call them uh mobile games they don't last very long they last a year and they're gone. Raid has been around for like five years and they keep

Starting point is 00:41:28 coming back and sponsoring and so like they're killing it I guess. Is mobile app money? They make some money. G-Van, real quick. Can we like talk shit about Raid? Are you good with that? I don't care. Okay. Raid's not gonna watch this. I don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:41:43 I don't know if they're still sponsoring us. I don't give a fuck yeah i i don't know i don't actually know i don't know they're still sponsoring us i don't know so yeah i don't care oh god damn it dimo is no longer like us we cut him off forever aren't they russian they're either like i think a lot of the the media companies japanese i don't know the media companies were ukrainian but then like some of them have ties to israel but i think they were like heavily based in china like originally they're chinese those sound like chinese apps yeah those are definitely i thought they were russian though maybe not i don't know i can't do that accent i can do an asian one just fine hello my friends this is russia again yes

Starting point is 00:42:21 maybe they would have been happy if I fucking did your voice. I don't know. Hi, welcome Ray Chow. You join us. We love you. Okay. We give you free money. You join right now.

Starting point is 00:42:32 Join big Cody donor operator. They crush everyone. Also check out demolition. I had an ad deal from Carvana. Who's those like car machines. Yep. And they sent us the script that we're supposed to read and everything and I was like it's kind of weird

Starting point is 00:42:49 whatever so we did it all sitting in my El Camino and then we green screened it to make it look like I was driving but it was like really fake like well I'm like oh I remember like doing the talk no I never went live I'm doing the talking points at one point I'm like hanging out the window and then like I have my feet up on the steering wheel I'm pretending like I'm steering the talk. No, it never went live. I'm doing the talking points. At one point, I'm like hanging out the window. And then like I have my feet up on the steering wheel. I'm pretending like I'm steering. Totally fake. And they were like, it looked kind of too realistic. Like he might be driving.

Starting point is 00:43:12 And that looks unsafe. And we don't want people to do that. That's the one you had to go over the top fake, right? Well, no. I swore you sent me something about that. Oh, I maybe sent it to you. Yeah, I was like, man, this sounds really familiar. It never went live because I was like I'm driving with my feet

Starting point is 00:43:25 And it's an obvious green screen It was very and they were like some people might not know it's it's it's fake and I was like We're not redoing it and I just said no and they were like all right, and they're like you have to redo it I'm like I'm not doing it. You should have just put like the background is something ridiculous if you already feel yeah like a dinosaur Driving through Jurassic yeah, but was like, I'm driving with my feet while I'm doing the talking points. There's no way anyone's going to think that's real. You're in the Tesla Roadster going by Mars.

Starting point is 00:43:54 I swore. Were you doing crazy stuff with your feet too? I don't remember. It was a couple years ago and I just didn't do it. I never posted it because the deal fell through. When I was like, I'm not redoing. I'm not going to make it look faker than it already is. Some of those companies out there, if you want a tip of advice,

Starting point is 00:44:13 free advice is let the dudes or content creators just do their own piece. You know who's got the best fucking ads in the entire business? Internet Historian. I've never watched him. Really? Internet Historian has the best ads because in the entire business internet historian i've never watched him really internet historian has the best ads because he does like nord vpn raid shadow legends whatever like he does his own shit but it's more of his content it's fucking hilarious yeah if you can put your own twist on it it's so much better it's like you're you guys were talking about it's like how do people put your ads on murder like what i do with the police shootings and stuff it's because those people let

Starting point is 00:44:45 me have creative preference on what i do it's like that's why they do it because it sells because i can put myself into it you can make it genuine yeah absolutely versus here's a script you have to read you're like oh man this is not i started just doing it's like and then they give 20% off You can tell that you can tell the creators that don't give a crap about it Which I've had ads like this because you only say one sentence at a time and then it cuts Yeah, because you're having to memorize some weird stuff You're like and this is a blah blah blah blah blah blah cut And the best thing about it is blah, blah, blah, cut. And the thing I like most about it.

Starting point is 00:45:29 I feel real fucking attacked right now. I just hold the phone up now. It's way easier that way. I started out my last, like, I had a PDS debt fucking ad the other day. And I just started out, like, swishing a fucking whiskey glass. I'm like, are you in debt? I know I am. And they fucking let me roll with it i'm like oh you guys are rad okay so muscle rod brandon he uh he did an ad i think it was like a raid

Starting point is 00:45:54 shadow legends which is hard because they have a lot of weird words to say there yeah he couldn't even make it through a sentence so it was like he was like my favorite champion cut is Brutus because cut his magical sage powers cut and it was just like Cut because he could not make it through his sentence. I was I like text him like good job on that ad bro Fucking nailed it One sentence at a time Also, I love the the people who just completely mispronounced like you know Greek Yeah, mythology kind of you know champions or whatever yeah they have no clue how to say these which to be fair they

Starting point is 00:46:30 don't fucking tell you how to say yeah i don't know how to say those they send you the ad reasons broken english and you're just like oh fuck okay all right it's very clearly like the ad read is like taken from mandarin to English in Google Translate. Like, I, y'all, this has got to be fucked. Ray Shadow Legend, best game ever. 2023. Children love game. Today, best fun times you will experience.

Starting point is 00:46:58 Game win-win. Yeah. You win game now. And to world. Word for word. They're Ukrainian. Are they for word. They're Ukrainian. Are they? Oh, they're Ukrainian.

Starting point is 00:47:08 So you're right. It's Russian-ish. Well, I think the media company is in Ukraine, but I think the original company is based out of China, I think, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, a lot of those. That was the funniest part because, Jake, I know you know about this fucking grind set.

Starting point is 00:47:22 As soon as the Ukrainian-Russia war popped off, a lot of those people dropped off the fucking map. Yep. It was wild. They were just like, excuse me, friend, I'm sorry. I know we have business dealing, but office building currently being shelled.

Starting point is 00:47:38 Her attorney speaks up, too. Her attorney's over there, by the way. Yeah. Jake. Jake. Jake's very good at ad reads. He got some ad reads down pat. That's what I love most is you can just belt them off because you've done all the ad reads for how long? Eight years.

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Starting point is 00:50:13 It fucking pissed me off. I was like, God, it was such a good natural Adam and Eve integration. Insert Adam and Eve here. Insert Adam and Eve. Ghost bed. I'm like, fuck! Yeah, y'all's podcast ads are so easy because you could read. Yeah, literally.

Starting point is 00:50:28 You're just allowed to just read it. Hi, guys. Welcome to... I try not to. That's so nice. Or we'll put in like Henry Cavill or Ryan Reynolds and I'll just have his lips move over it. When do we get to do ads? Whenever you want.

Starting point is 00:50:40 I feel like this is really shitty to ask. Yes, anytime. I always feel so bad to make my friends, like, even though you're partners. My friends are getting paid. I'm like, man, I can't ask them. They're probably busy today. I'll do everything.

Starting point is 00:50:58 That's my dumb mind. I'm like, I'll just do it real quick. It's fucking fine. Can you do that? Yeah. I'm like, it's okay. I got to do this. I'll get the lighting all good. But that what we use code donut i'm sorry use code unsubscribe

Starting point is 00:51:12 why don't you let us do ads use code donut right there brandon that reason right there is understandable have a nice day, so it's 2024. We're about to go in there. I want to know demos. Big fucking. First off, Happy New Year's, by the way. If you didn't know, this is the New Year's episode. We're drinking.

Starting point is 00:51:36 We're celebrating. We might do a shot if the guys are down for a New Year's shot. Oh, dear. Okay. Oh, snap. Jake, God, you're beautiful. Our lawyer is prepping the shot. Oh, dear. Oh, snap! Jake, God, you're beautiful. Our lawyer is prepping the shot. Is he a lawyer? Why do I keep saying that?

Starting point is 00:51:50 He's a lawyer. He's an actual lawyer. He's our lawyer. I need to talk to you after this podcast, Jake. Actually, Jake, me too. Jake, I might need to talk to you. I'm in trouble, Jake. I did a thing this morning with Brandon.

Starting point is 00:52:06 Papa, don't preach. I'm in trouble, too. I'm like, wait, what? Is this serious right now? But for 2024, happy New Year's, everyone out there. We love you. What are your big resolutions this year? Oh, resolutions?

Starting point is 00:52:21 Yeah, we got to touch base on them. I'm going to quit drinking right after that touch base on them. I'm gonna quit drinking right after that shot. Just kidding, I'm not. I won't do that. I know. You're like, this podcast needs to succeed. You're not drinking.

Starting point is 00:52:37 You're not gonna stop drinking. Another decade before you're like, this is a problem. And then you're good. Yeah, probably. I don't have any resolutions. Do y'all have resolutions? I'm just trying to do one try. I never do anything. I'm pretty good. I'm a good boy.

Starting point is 00:52:51 You're the most wholesome family, everything. You're the one. That's just what it looks like on the internet. I know. No, to be fair in our friend group, like, you kind of have your shit. Oh, yeah. Compared to you guys. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:53:02 I'm an angel. I mean, honestly, fair, yeah. We're like, how does he hang out with us? Yeah. Yeah, I feel bad about some of the things I do in my life until I hang out with you guys. I'm like, oh, man. I'm on cancer, boy. I'm doing great.

Starting point is 00:53:23 You're like, those guys are okay. I'm fine in life i can do whatever i will get by you have none though you're not like hey or a big project or something i mean goals i got i got goals yeah like i mean it's it's the resort like i want to get it open like not like open open but like soft open you know where we have like people there often which we kind of did with the range day that That was our first thing and great success. But yeah, I want to have regular people coming not to shoot guns.

Starting point is 00:53:50 So that's the real big goal in 2024. That's scary, dude. Yeah. We're going to open a little RV park so people can come and camp by the river and stuff, which will be cool. Which the river is beautiful down there. Yeah, it's super pretty.

Starting point is 00:54:02 Did Heather go out there this week? She had texted me. She might go out. I think her and Caleb are going to go out there and do something. Yeah, it's super pretty. Did Heather go out there this week? She had texted me. She might go out. I think her and Caleb were going to go out there and do something. Yeah, she did. Do something. Was it today? Was it?

Starting point is 00:54:11 Might be. Her and Caleb and somebody else. I don't remember what she said. But yeah, she took a couple of her girlfriends out there. Yeah, they went out there. Yeah. And it's cool. I love that y'all want to do that.

Starting point is 00:54:19 That's awesome. Yeah, everyone wants to hang out there. What do we want to shoot? Oh, dear. Not vodka. 9 mil, 5.56. What are we thinking? How do we end it? Caring even around each other What are we thinking whiskeys? It's up to you buddy up to Up to you. I will let Eli bring us in.

Starting point is 00:54:47 What is our guest one? Whiskey or tequila, not vodka. That'll work. Why was that? Who put the tequila by me? Is that brand new? Jake, did you do that? Wow. Wait, Jake, did you?

Starting point is 00:55:00 Tequila is from agave, so I would love to see some Japanese tequila one day. Get over here, show. You're drinking, too. Hibiki. That's what I was thinking. What? Hibiki.

Starting point is 00:55:16 Hibiki. What is that? Japanese whiskey. Bam! You got the official glass right here? I do. You see that? Get over here, show!

Starting point is 00:55:26 Do you want one? Get over here! You don't want to do it on camera? You're part of the team, show! And G-Van! And fucking all these fine people over here. G-Van's been doing shots behind the editing computer this entire time.

Starting point is 00:55:43 We'll say something we're happy for this year. Boom. And everyone can think of something. Hey, there we go. Now we have a full team. We got beautiful people all around. I just want to say thank you,

Starting point is 00:55:55 all you amazing humans out there that are watching, supporting, each and every one of us. We truly appreciate it from the bottom of our hearts. Make sure 2023 2023 awesome year and next year 2024 is going to be even more amazing i promise that and continue to crush your own goals don't hold back don't be afraid of shit get rid of that safety net the bottom of your life just fucking go that's all it takes is just trying in life don't worry about the bad shit

Starting point is 00:56:26 that can happen you can push through that don't point at me when you say bad shit that just really makes me feel uncomfortable the bad shit like Brandon vote early vote often but cheers happy new years you beautiful sons of bitches

Starting point is 00:56:42 out there from the entire unsub team and G-, you're here too. We love you. Cody, get in here. I didn't get to tap you. Tequila. Oh, yeah. That was actually really good.

Starting point is 00:57:00 That was real good. Brandon, you sipping? I'm sipping. Way to call me out, bud. You know, you said, yeah, I just want everybody to know, Brandon did not take that. So he actually doesn't want to have a good 2024.

Starting point is 00:57:13 You said, you know, we had a great 2023. And you're right. I feel like all four of us freaking killed 2023. And especially this podcast. I just want to say I'm really proud of you boys. Because y'all started this a couple years ago at two and a half if that and that's i feel like that's when all podcasts a bunch of podcasts were all starting up and the market was very flooded which it probably still is but yeah you guys are killing it i mean i just looked at your views today and it's like insane so i'm actually really proud of you. I'm proud to know you guys, proud to be friends with you guys.

Starting point is 00:57:46 This podcast is amazing and has gone further than I ever expected it would. Not because I don't think y'all are great, but just because it's hard. And that quickly to grow this fast, it's pretty awesome. Good job, boys. I appreciate it. Well, you sweet little. Nick, too, Mr. Fat Electrician, even though his episodes pass mine up as the top ones on Unsub

Starting point is 00:58:06 but it's fine, whatever he sucks I appreciate the Unsub audience for taking me in as one of your own even though I was not one of the original members I still appreciate you guys you've been on a ton of episodes you basically are

Starting point is 00:58:21 I basically built Unsub Brandon's been on like 20% of Unsub A ton of episodes, though. You basically are. A ton. You know, I basically built on sub. Brandon's been on like 20% of unsub. When did you break down the episode count? I was sitting in the cuck chair for a while. It was a long con. I just, you know, it was a long time coming. When I was on the first one, I was on, what?

Starting point is 00:58:40 That was like number 10 or something? Do you remember? 38? Oh, it was like, wait. Okay, y'all have been doing it for a bit. Okay, cool. I don't remember. That was still like we were we were still getting shit together you i think were technically our first guest though or one of the first guests what number ish are you on now 138 what number are we on 38 now that i was thinking last year like uh with the uh the

Starting point is 00:59:03 squeaky chair. When I broke that chair. Broke the chair as I was sitting in it. Was that the last episode? I think it was. That was Christmas. And his chair was like wimpy the whole time at the end of the episode. I stood up and smashed it. Wasn't that?

Starting point is 00:59:20 I was wearing my Christmas thing. We cut the sleeves off of it. My sweater. I thought the Christmas one was with It was it was with Kentucky was he there too? I don't think so. Oh, well then I'm confused then I'm so confused Were you on the Christmas episode or the kids? So Kentucky wasn't on the Christmas episode, okay, so that must not have been I was thinking he was but I think yeah It was it was Brandon and I. I broke Brandon's chair. Kentucky was 100?

Starting point is 00:59:47 Yeah, that's it. Brandon and I were Christmas and we smashed that chair. I forgot about that. Yeah, you were like fucking kicking these chairs. Because you legitimately did break that chair when I was sitting in it. We found out why this week. Jake fixed it. He decided to dad mode.

Starting point is 01:00:00 He engaged. Our attorney fixed the chair. That's what we pay him for, not attorney shit. We paid him $300 an hour to fix that chair. Friend, attorney, handyman. Farmer, dad. We will miss you, Jake. You're an amazing human.

Starting point is 01:00:17 Jesus Christ, that was a eulogy. Yeah, wait, what's going to happen to him? What's going to happen to the goat? Is he okay? We love Jake. Have you ever seen that meme where it's like the Jurassic Park? What's going to happen to the goat? Is he okay? We love Jake. Have you ever seen that meme where it's like the Jurassic Park? It's like the little girl. It's like your first deployment to Iraq.

Starting point is 01:00:31 What's going to happen to the goat? Oh, God. No, I've never seen that. Speaking of, thank you guys so much for not smoking yourself this holiday season. That's the best thing we have ever heard. That was a weird way to say it. Hey guys, I know a lot of you wanted to. I just want to thank you for not

Starting point is 01:00:52 doing it. Your message from Cody Donut. Everybody goes through their own holiday funk and everybody goes through their own shit, but we appreciate you guys for staying here with us because we appreciate you guys for an audience. We wouldn't be here without you guys. Absolutely staying here with us because uh you know we appreciate you guys for an audience we wouldn't be here without you guys absolutely uh legitimately thank you yeah go on no no we had that good holiday episode we had we had bill and uh tim

Starting point is 01:01:14 kennedy on like goldberg and tim kennedy and that was a good episode and i've gotten many emails myself saying like hey you helped me through this holiday season i'm sure unsubscribe email like got a bunch of stuff saying thank you for this holiday season like thank you for getting me through that and like we appreciate you guys that was awesome well and it's like to piggyback off of that is cody's brandon even matt they they're not making that shit up one of our happiest moments and we have text to prove it is that back and forth where it's like, holy shit, look at these positive messages we're getting from all you amazing humans

Starting point is 01:01:50 out there that are struggling or going through your trials and tribulations, especially during the holiday. Why did you say even Matt? I was thinking that. You kill kittens. Even some people like Matt. You're like, I don't care about humans

Starting point is 01:02:05 even some people are changed by Matt you're like one of my favorite I think you I'll get I will jerk you off in a second thanks let me scoot out of the way get out of my way

Starting point is 01:02:20 we are so thankful and so happy about those messages we get because it means we're leaving a message out there or having a positive outcome, whatever you want to say. And all you, it's what makes us happy. We're like, hey, we help somebody out there. That at the end of the day, all we want to do is make somebody laugh, make somebody smile. Net positive. Net positive. Overall net positive net positive overall net positive

Starting point is 01:02:45 yeah we'll screenshot like a particularly heartfelt comment or something and spread it to the group chat like hey we stopped somebody from ryan reynoldsing themselves that's fucking rad actually fucking if you want proof of that what what let me go to literally like yesterday photos dude i do it like hey eli this is from uh joelle i sorry, Joel, if you didn't want your name said. Yeah, I won't say his last name. He'll be fine. My little brother, John, was murdered last night. So his brother was literally just killed.

Starting point is 01:03:15 He saved my life twice. My heart feels like it's been ripped out of my chest. But I wanted to just say thank you to all you and the guys for bringing some light into our lives. Him and I shared laughs watching Unsubscribe. My struggles with PTSD and autism have something that you guys have helped me with, and he also helped, but I just wanted to say thank you for helping us and sharing memories together. I wish you all the best, and I wish you and all the guys the best.

Starting point is 01:03:43 Thank you again. You're a beacon of humanity, brother. I don't know if it means much coming from a stranger, but we love you. So Joel. And I think that tells Joel, Joelle, that means it means something to you. You screenshot it in your phone. We get those kind of messages. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:04:04 Exactly. It's screenshotting it. And we save get those kind of messages. Thank you. Exactly. It's screenshotting it. And we save those because that means that much to us. We're like, holy shit, that is the goal for all of us at the end of the day. Leaving a positive message. Always at the end of the day, that's what I care for most. Yeah. It's fun to do fun things.

Starting point is 01:04:19 It's fun to make money. But it's also really cool to get that kind of stuff. And I learned that from all you guys i will say from like uh starting in this from freddie corridor digital jake all these individuals watching you all be so humble and appreciative of the audience is my biggest takeaway from every one of you i'm like fuck yeah this is what you need to do at the end of the day it's not about yourself it's not about any of shit. It is about the audience and what they do and how they support you and then how you can support them back. Well, I think everybody's seen dark times. Everybody's seen suffering in their friends and family, close friends and family. And,

Starting point is 01:04:57 and you had that one little thing that brought you happiness, light, whether it was unsubbed podcast or some other youtube channel some tv show whatever where you could like turn your brain off and just have fun for a second and get out of your dark world something like demolition ranch matt karen yeah youtube.com slash demolition ranch will really help you no but like you have that one thing you know that like makes a difference and it is like everybody's been in that dark dark place where someone's sick or whatever. But like you can get away, get that 15 minutes of just happiness for a second.

Starting point is 01:05:29 It means a ton. That's cool. It's a world of difference. It's wild to be on the other side of it, too. Yeah. Because it's wild to have like in the past been in places where you're in a very fucking dark place and you see entertainment comedy somewhere like from creators online and then be on the other end of that where like you're providing that for other people is a bizarre feeling but it's it's really cool and that's one of the reasons why i'm really happy to go into

Starting point is 01:05:57 2024 with all the people here at this table even if you're not you know part of the podcast yeah they didn't even ask me what is like as i said before it is you guys wore that the exact same thing where it's like oh hey they're motivated no matter what oh hey they're always positive oh hey like they use dark humor jokes whatever to push their comedy and then also make other people laugh you are like you take away from the like you don't have the dark comedy we have but your family friendliness and every you're not on yours and be like hey welcome to demo ranch come i'd be like what the fuck we tried to do that for a while it wasn wasn't well received. Never took it. Never took. Never took.

Starting point is 01:06:52 But his full-time job is shooting down unsubscribed podcast merch ideas. Yeah, they're like, can we just put cum on a shirt? I'm like, no, that'll never sell. And then you effers buy it. And then we sent you the, it's like, what about cum-alisha? And you're like, no. Oh, yeah, they did. That's a real one. They were like, can we do cum-alisha? And you're like, no. Oh, yeah, they did. That's a real one. They were like, can we do come Alicia?

Starting point is 01:07:05 And I was like, no, you assholes. What is wrong with y'all? Because we took demolition and just X'd. We put the circle on dim. Come Alicia. Yeah. That was a donut idea. Hey, fuck you.

Starting point is 01:07:22 Do they know we go through a merch with him? Oh, yeah. Bunker, all our merch is done through Mr. Demo. That's true. And I appreciate it. We love it. Bunker branding might be the reason Tony Gonzalez doesn't get reelected. You getting some good sales through there?

Starting point is 01:07:39 Yeah. Good. Hey, Tony, let me know if you want us to do your merch. That's all right. You motherfucker. By the time he sees this podcast, it won't be good. Brandon stands up and smashes my chair. The fight begins again.

Starting point is 01:07:54 Any big content coming up this year that you're super excited for? All right, here's one big thing that I haven't figured out how to make possible yet, but I really want to make it happen. Where the brain trust. We need, so we have another range day, another content creator range day with some other huge names coming up in late March,

Starting point is 01:08:14 late March. We shot a Hummer H1 alpha at the last one. I want to find a Tesla cyber truck so bad to destroy it the next one, but I don't know how to make that happen. So me and Cody are both on the list. And we might have one by then. Like, let's get sponsors and let's not even make money. Let's just spend all of our sponsor money on getting a Cybertruck.

Starting point is 01:08:35 Can we do that? We just need Elon. We might have one by then. So me and Cody, we're actually pretty early on the list for Cybertruck pre-orders. So we just need Elon to come out to one of our range days because he's right down the road. Yeah, he's two hours away. This is a clip segment that we push on our reels. What do you want to tell Elon?

Starting point is 01:08:56 Elon, first of all, big fan, long-time viewer, first-time caller. I appreciate what you've done with Twitter, but we're trying to push a Cybertruck range day as far as destroying one of your beautiful creations that you've made. So how many eyeballs we'll get on this? Probably about at least half a billion. Trillions. Dude, that and that's what's crazy is half a billion is on the or half a billion is still on the low end. That's very realistic. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:24 I'm like I'm being very real with half a billion. I know. That's what's fucking crazy. Half a billion is a very realistic... We're right outside of San Antonio. Super easy for you to get to. We come shoot a Cybertruck at the next range day. Cody, pitch.

Starting point is 01:09:41 We'll kill the fuck out of it. The biggest gun tubers in the game let's do it your fellow autists want to destroy a cyber truck come on man i've been i've been standing up for you on on twitter for years now like let us kill something and that thing should be a cyber truck and my cyber truck will be wrapped like a halo Warthog because that's what I've always wanted since day one. I'm so excited for that. It'll look so fucking good. March 28th.

Starting point is 01:10:10 You've seen those videos, right? March 28th. Oh, God. Cybertruck. San Antonio, Texas. Let's go. Yep. In downtown San Antonio, Texas.

Starting point is 01:10:18 Right next to the Alamo. Downtown. March 28th. Alamo 2.0, bitches. We just opened up on a fucking Cybertruck right by the riverwalk. What do you mean we don't got permits? We could pull some strings and make

Starting point is 01:10:32 that happen. I know some guys. God, you're not kidding. Just like... That will be... God damn it. That'll be fucking dope. That's rated for.45 and lower? Yeah, I think all pistol calibers, right?

Starting point is 01:10:50 So.45 is not that. It's really not that. .45 is the easiest bullet to stop. 10 mil. Because it's like, what, fucking like 900 feet per second. Well, it's like a 9 will go through something that a.45 will be stopped by. It's big and slow. That's the easiest to stop.

Starting point is 01:11:04 It was made for suppression. So you could suppress it extremely. Well, that's back in the day. Well, that's back before armor was invented. Yeah. And they did a great job. Yeah, body armor, like nobody gave a fuck. You just...

Starting point is 01:11:16 A flak jacket will stop a.45 ACP. Do they have the higher speed rounds? This actually leads into the next question. .45 Supers? Firearms. do they have the higher speed rounds this actually leads into the next 45 supers firearms yeah they're like the higher grain or low i bought some 45 supers which are actually a thicker walled uh case you ever heard of that no so like a an hk usp and a mark 23 like they're rated for higher pressure than a 45 acp they. They're rated for.45 Super, which would explode in 1911. I bought some, but I was going to make a video,

Starting point is 01:11:48 and it was just kind of too boring, so I didn't do it. But I haven't even shot them yet. But I have that Mark 23 like you do, and I want to shoot some.45 Supers out of it just to kind of see how it shoots. .45 Super will shoot out of anything chambered in.45 ACP. Yeah, but it would explode. No, if it's rated for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. No, if it's rated for it.

Starting point is 01:12:06 It's the same outside dimensions, but it's got a thicker walled case and it's got more powder, so higher pressure. I don't know. I have a chronograph. I just haven't messed with it at all. Because most people don't know, like, 45 is pretty fucking weak. It's literally subsonic out the fucking gate.

Starting point is 01:12:24 It is. I'll look it up. You've got your nightmare brick in your pocket let's see what 45 supers do i want to know how fast those travel and now 45 why are you saying the mark 23 mark 23 went through a very rigorous test in order to be adopted by the navy seals and what's crazy is that's from the 90s no And they're like, no, it has to shoot, I want to say 15,000, 30,000 rounds and still maintain. 45 Supers are supersonic. That's fucking crazy.

Starting point is 01:12:53 1,300, 1,200, 1,100 feet per second. Well, okay, well, that's not crazy. It's barely supersonic. Yeah, barely. But 1,300 is going to fucking. But that's also like 1,300 with a jacket at hollow point. Yeah. That cavity is going to be big.

Starting point is 01:13:09 Yeah. So what is a normal.45? It's like 900? Yep. 950, something like that. So this is a 230 grain.45 Supergo, 1,100 feet per second. 185 grain, 1,300 feet per second. They're moving.

Starting point is 01:13:21 It's cooking. Yeah. Now you have to find the gun. Mark 23, I think they went through like 20 or 30,000 rounds they're moving that's cool again now you have to find the gun that could you uh mark 23 you went i think they went through like 20 or 30 000 rounds during their uh test period in order to hit that uh combat weapon and then it had to maintain this um a one or two moa for that test they had like one or two MOA out of a pistol? No, it was a three. Sorry.

Starting point is 01:13:49 It was a three MOA. I was like, there's no way. But that's after the 15 or 30,000 round test. So it had to do all of that and then maintain its MOA at the end of it. They pushed that pistol. Still, was it like fixtured on that on the test? It had to be. Did you see the Cybertruck get hit like today?

Starting point is 01:14:07 There was a wreck with a Cybertruck earlier today on Twitter. Yeah, like this car got fucking totaled, but the Cybertruck got hit. Just sitting there. Yeah, like the fender was like a little wonky. Are they super heavy? Yeah. Are they like 5,000 pounds or something? Because you've got a big-ass battery.

Starting point is 01:14:26 Battery in their trucks. Plus, it's a different design philosophy because instead of an endoskeleton, you've got an exoskeleton. Oh, really? And then a battery. They're structural on the exoskeleton, huh? Yeah. Huh.

Starting point is 01:14:38 Yeah, but this car fucking hit it and got totaled. It's like in a ditch. And the Cybertruck had just a little bit of like wonkiness on the side like it could still drive it could still drive out of there it was it was wild interesting just got really fucked up yeah yes that's as it should be because they have a an engine on each wheel i want to or up sorry a battery motor motor motor on each wheel then nothing on the interior, but the exterior is really forced for motors Like well, did you see what it beat with the Raptor video if you want how? the Porsche one it's

Starting point is 01:15:15 It's a lot towing a Porsche right yeah in the dirt and it beat a fucking Raptor on the road I was like it beat a Porsche while towing a Porsche. That's right, yeah. In the dirt. But they had a... That was a base... In the dirt. It was a base model Porsche. Yep. Well, yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:33 Well, it's pulling a base model Porsche. No, so there's another one he's talking about. I've never seen that one. It was towing a Porsche and it raced the Porsche. Oh, see, I haven't seen that one. And it beat it, but it was like a base model Porsche.

Starting point is 01:15:45 So, you know, I don't know, 300 horsepower, 350 horsepower or something. 420. But still fast. Like, it's a Porsche. Well, it beat the Raptor pulling a Porsche in the dirt on a quarter mile. No shit. Did you see that one? That's pretty crazy.

Starting point is 01:16:01 No, I did not. The Raptor was on tarmac. Oh, God. The Cybertruck was in dirt pulling a trailer with a Porsche, and it beat it in a quarter mile. Let's see some independent testing. That's always what I loved about the Teslas is because they have such a low center of gravity.

Starting point is 01:16:20 I will not disclose the speed that I was going, but driving your plaid, A, I got it to a speed that I was going, but driving your plaid, A, I got it to a speed that gave me anxiety, and B, when I was pulling a corner on your Tesla, because it had such a fucking low center of gravity, it just like, it freaked me out. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:40 Feeling like you're about to slide or roll or something, and that thing just keeps going. Yeah. It was gnarly. Yeah, it just hit it. The thing was gnarly. I had it under 100% control the entire time, and that freaked me out given the speed I was doing for the turn I was doing. It was weird.

Starting point is 01:16:55 Can I have a mango? Do you miss it? Do you want a mango? Yeah, I want a mango. Strawberry. Do you miss your plaid? I miss my Tesla S plaid more than I've ever missed a car. Are you serious? I thought you were so bored with it when you got rid of it.

Starting point is 01:17:06 I thought I was too, but now that I'm sitting in San Antonio traffic, it's a car that will do completely full functional auto driving. It's like sitting in San Antonio traffic, I could just turn the auto driving on and sorry this is horrible but you get to work while you drive and is the most amazing guy i get to bully keith oberman on twitter yeah i could i could text on my phone and just like keep a finger i'm driving and it would go through traffic but if i wanted it to do 150 miles an hour and handle perfectly it was like such a perfect car

Starting point is 01:17:53 one of the few cars that terrified me it was yeah yeah eli drove it a couple times that thing was fucking how rad i rode in it and got like nauseated because it was so fast. I ripped. They're nuts. How hard did you get? So I didn't go. I was just accelerating fast. And then one of my favorite stories is driving Savannah's, that old Honda, whatever, that piece of shit blue one she had. It was a very nice car.

Starting point is 01:18:21 It was just, it's like 140 horsepower, and we're going through corners. And you remember I was right on your bumper i got a text like we're going through like these chicanes and i'm just like just yawning through this piece of shit that she's driving very nice car just electric and very family sedan hundred something horsepower i'm just right on the back of cody's tesla driving he's like how do you keep up with me in these corners it's like that was my hellcat at the time wasn't oh yeah wasn't a hellcat i was driving an 800 800 horsepower hellcat at the time 120 horsepower and he don't have 90 000 pounds yeah eli is driving the electric car and it was like only 200 horsepower 300 horsepower or something max 200 yeah and i'm driving an 800 horsepower fucking hellcat like super stock and he kept on my ass the whole time because it's

Starting point is 01:19:11 but but the fucking dude the tesla s plaid like it it can't compare to anything that thing ripped that was the first vehicle i was like oh this is like driving any car. That was the first car I remember going full electric. Those are like 2.9, 0 to 60 or something, right? No, no, no. The Plaid was 1.8 or 2.2. It was like 1.8. Have you seen the stats on the new Roadster? The Tesla Roadster?

Starting point is 01:19:41 I thought the Roadsters were like 1.9. It was 0 to 100 in 1.9. What the hell? 0 to 60. I'm looking right now. It's fucking stupid. So the Plaid is 1.9 seconds. Jeez.

Starting point is 01:19:55 That hurts. That is terrifying. Did you drive that at all? No, I didn't drive it. You sold it before I drove it. I just rode in it. It was the first car that felt like a roller coaster. Like, that is the best way to explain it.

Starting point is 01:20:06 It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. I explained this to my dad the other day. It's totally quiet. That exact same way of, dude, putting your foot to the floor on the Model S Plaid felt like you're in the chute of the Hulk roller coaster, and there's no noise. You just hear the tires like what and you're going to a hundred miles an hour because we got it i think i got

Starting point is 01:20:33 zero zero to a hundred miles an hour is was it like do zero to 150 miles an hour is nine seconds that's crazy that is old lamborghini times like that's like 2010 lamborghini times actually i've driven ferraris lamborghinis whatever like the the model s plaid was the only car that's ever made me uncomfortable with the acceleration yeah i mean i was genuinely afraid yeah that's insane it was it was pretty I want another one so bad. I heard they're cheaper now. They're coming down in price. Electric. You don't say. What's a

Starting point is 01:21:13 gun you have coming up in the future? I just watched, I don't know, you guys have probably watched it. You watched the 545 the AK Grantham's just did. Oh, the AN-94? That motherfucker! You don't have one of those? of the AK Grantham's just dead. Oh, the A94? Bro! That motherfucker.

Starting point is 01:21:27 Ah! You don't have one of those yet? Oh, you... Hey, shut up. Dude, that... Oh, my God. You let Grantham beat you? So, funny enough,

Starting point is 01:21:37 one of the sponsors... I don't know if they want to talk about it, whatever, one of the sponsors of the range day told me that they were buying out an old collection that included an AN-94. How does it work?

Starting point is 01:21:51 Hyperburst and Brandon Nelson. How does it shoot the first two rounds so fast? I didn't watch Grantham's video. I will tism out for you. Okay, just do it like a 10% tism. No. I'll do it in a sec. No.

Starting point is 01:22:02 This is a podcast. Do a 100% tism. We'll all put on our special hats And then go They told me they had one First of all there's two of these I know of That are legally imported in this fucking country Literally two

Starting point is 01:22:15 They asked me if I wanted to do a video with one I'm like yes absolutely I fucking want to do a video with one They're like okay well that well, that's cool. Just so you know, it's currently in Idaho. I'm like, you motherfucker! You fucking cocksucker! I didn't know where it was going. Immediately.

Starting point is 01:22:34 You didn't even... As soon as I heard Idaho, I'm like, you motherfucker! You're on the phone texting. No, he's been trying to hunt this gun down for a while. Obviously, it's such a fucking cool gun. It's the rarest gun in the world, right? It's one of the rarest military guns in the world.

Starting point is 01:22:50 So how does it pop out? So... This is so fucking dope. Brandon actually tried to work on this. This gun shoots two rounds really fast. Different gun. Different gun, actually. It shoots two rounds really fast, and then it just goes full auto after that.

Starting point is 01:23:04 So we were talking about a different style of gun. We were talking about the AK-107, which is like a counterbalance system. So the AN-94 is not counterbalanced technically. What it is is it's like a gun that's on a carriage to recoil. Compensate for the recoil. Oh, no, but the entire gun travels backward a few inches for that first recoil yeah as as a second round is being pre-loaded to fire in the same chamber though yeah same chamber so it kicks it out shoves another one in as the whole gun's coming back and

Starting point is 01:23:40 then fires another one exactly position yes crazy so as the as the gun is recoiling for the first time as you're feeling the recoil the first round you're getting two rounds worth of recoil crazy so it's like the the i believe the gun gets like 700 rounds a minute but the first hyper burst recoil is 1800 yeah like a ridiculous amount but how do they engineer that it's it's retarded do they still use that counter clock mechanism with it or is it the barrel because it is like the barrel fires and then fires here so it fires the barrels on a slide system at the front no the entire the entire weapon is oh yeah did not it's like it's i believe it was the akaban i think the weapon system like that that weapon trials uh yeah they they pull they did everything on like a pulley system

Starting point is 01:24:30 no shit to try to accelerate the uh the the action of the weapon to like basically eject and rechamber a new round and then fire it as fast as possible so they got it up to like 1800 rounds a minute it's fucking stupid that is like full auto glock speed it is that is retarded for a lockup caliber did you see how fast i mean if you didn't watch it he did the bill drill which he said with an m4 he can get barely subsonic or it's barely sub second and then usually it's like a good bill drills under two seconds if i remember right and he did it six rounds on target yeah six rounds a zone at three yeah this means he only

Starting point is 01:25:13 has to pull the trigger three times though so michael was like hey just fucking hammer that bitch just as fast as you can he did the bill build drill in.8 seconds. Jeez. Because it was like, and that gun. Yeah, they're fucking right there. They're touching. That's what's crazy. So it's like before the gun can even move, it's already fired another gun, another bullet. Yes, and that's what they were noticing is like no matter what. You'd hit with two bullets.

Starting point is 01:25:40 That second round is always less than an inch within the first round and that's just like that up that's such army fucking mentality is like anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice and that gun they do it because they did that and then um when you hold it down as you were saying it turns into full auto yeah and then micah and then we're like wait and they just held it and it And it's 5.45? Yep. Okay. That's a nasty.

Starting point is 01:26:11 That was one of the, like, I watched that video because I love that. And they never made them in 7.62? No. It was a military prototype that was supposed to replace the AK-74. It just never happened. And, my God, I just, I want to get my hands off that so bad are you going to make one? no, I'm not going to make one, no, god no there's so much about that gun that is so fucking hard to replicate

Starting point is 01:26:30 but I think I will get my hands off you're the autistic one in this realm what? are there pre-bands? sorry to interrupt you there is nothing in the United States like that, no again, to my knowledge

Starting point is 01:26:44 two legally that have ever been here and yeah in the United States like that, no. Like there's, again, to my knowledge, two legally that have ever been here. And yeah, there's no transferables. That's fucking insane to me. So what is the mechanic that makes it possible to do that? It's the pulley system. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. There's actually cables and pulleys?

Starting point is 01:27:04 It's literally a pulley thing. I'll have to dive into it. I've never seen a gun like that. It's been years since There's actually cables and pulleys? It's literally a pulley thing. I'll have to dive into it. I've never seen a gun like that. It's been years since I dove into it. I'll have to show you something. I need to watch that video. What's that guy's name? Grand? G?

Starting point is 01:27:15 Grandies? Grandies? I'll look him up. I'll search him up. I'll Google. Grand toes or something? I'll Google that guy. Is that the guy that put the thumb in it?

Starting point is 01:27:22 Yeah. I know. I've seen him. I've seen him. Yeah, yeah. He put a grand thumb in it? Yeah. I've seen him. He put a grand thumb in it. Put a grand thumb in it. I think I'm subscribed. Just fucking up everyone's calls.

Starting point is 01:27:33 God damn it. Speaking of fucking Glock died. Yeah, Gaston? Yeah, Gaston died. We're getting a new kitten. I think we're going to name him Gaston. Wait, what? Did you see that?

Starting point is 01:27:42 No. Did you not? Did you see all this news? No. Gaston Glock died. Yeah. The creator of the Glock just passed away. kitten i think we're named gaston wait do you see that no i don't know this news no yeah gaston glock died yeah the creator of the glock rip passed away the other day changes i read weirdly enough last yesterday literally yesterday i read a new article about like hey they're changing up the glock on what new weapon platforms they're going to become he just does he still have any

Starting point is 01:28:03 ownership in the company? Oh, yeah. Did he? Oh, yeah. Horse cum. Who am I going to buy my horse cum from? Yeah. I don't know who I'm going to get my horse cum from anymore. Oh, yeah, that was it.

Starting point is 01:28:15 I forgot about that. Yep, never mind. So horse cum. Did you not know this? No, I don't know what you're talking about. Do you want to explain horse cum? So a doctor veterinarian? So if you're going through a Glock... Like a Glock magazine, not an actual bullet magazine.

Starting point is 01:28:30 If you're going through one of their reader manuals, it's like at the end page, it's like, we can sell you horse cum. Because Glock had a huge equine facility. So, they bought and sold racehorses and stuff like that. So they, as all of them do, sold horse cum for racehorses and stuff. I've actually dealt in horse semen quite a bit. I had a job.

Starting point is 01:28:55 What's the difference between horse semen and horse cum? We just don't say cum in the industry. Okay. But I had a job before vet school where I worked in a lab. Because it's worth a ton of money. No, I'm saying, why don't you say calm? Oh, it's so much stronger. It's frowned upon. Okay.

Starting point is 01:29:12 This is $3,000 a cup. Yeah. And this is eight. But yeah, no, dude, people pay a lot of money for a tiny little vial of that and you freeze it and liquid nitrogen and you ship it all over the U S I worked in a lab doing that. Wait, would you J O the horses? No. Someone, I horses no someone i guess someone i mean yeah no actually veterinarians do i've watched it happen it's really the sheath thing yeah it's called an artificial vagina and you put a you bring a stallion into a artificial mare which is just a big thing he mounts and then wait do horses not know art of they ones they get

Starting point is 01:29:46 excited over anything is it just a hole or is there no no it's off of the well no it's like it's like a horse shaped thing that they jump up on the back of and then you just put the artificial vagina around the three foot long erection yeah but we got we got a breakdown does there any scent or anything coming off the fake thing? Or is it just a fake-ass horse? I don't remember how. Actually, I think they have a mare who is in heat in the building. And that's enough to get the horse super excited.

Starting point is 01:30:14 No shit. Yeah. And the horse is like. I can't remember. I watched it in vet school once. We had a therogenology class, which is about that. Say that word again. Therogenology, I think. I've had a white claw or two no and you sound smart like they asked us they're like

Starting point is 01:30:31 anyone want to collect the horse and I'm like no and some poor little vet student yeah had to go up there it's a I mean they're their penises are large there I like you whispered penis on unsubscribe. Horse dicks are huge, okay? Yeah, there we go. And you got to go up with the artificial vagina, and you got to catch it while the horse is mid-thrust, and he's up in the air, too,

Starting point is 01:30:54 because you got to think he's mounting this fake mare, and so the horse's head is nine feet above you, and he is not paying attention. He's... And you run up there, try not to get killed and get the thing around his the horse his wee wee you never saw that in glock magazines though i've never looked i've never looked at a glock magazine yeah like if you go into a gun shop and they have the magazines laid out and you're like flipping through them the last page is horse come horse sorry horse says that

Starting point is 01:31:25 it's a horse come imported from Austria they're selling we're semen from Austria I just think this brings like just such a new meaning to don't tell mayor it's true I just are these race horses I guess they have to be right they gotta be like stuff that's the only thing that is worth something in horses. I just picture a Glock magazine. You're like, oh, this is nice. It's like, ah! First come in Doonpah. Oh man, I need some of this.

Starting point is 01:31:53 Doonpah dough. That's literally anyone going through the comedy section of Spotify for podcasts. Like, oh, well I could use a pick-me-up. Come. I have a new ranch. We could start raising horses and sell their cum. He said cum.

Starting point is 01:32:09 He said cum. I said it in Doom font, too. But we're only going to sell it on Facebook Marketplace? We just need magazines. Facebook Marketplace couldn't afford his cum. He's like, all right, this is fucking dope. Jesus Christ. Thank you for that i forget that i don't like coming here but why we're gonna touch everything it's great okay what is that

Starting point is 01:32:35 new piece of content you're looking forward to this year what is something big where you're like fuck yeah here is the the pinnacle of what i want to do. I'm going to peak this year. No, that's pretty much it. I mean, what I've already said is getting people to actually be at the resort all the time and then the next range day I really want to make it epic. Are you trying to get it done before, was it April 8th? Yeah, the eclipse. So that's what we're shooting for is to have it open

Starting point is 01:33:03 and have guests staying at the resort April 8th. We're not ready yet, but yeah. What happens April 8th? We have a total solar eclipse coming right over my resort. It's going to be sick. It's very rare. I've never seen one before. Ever.

Starting point is 01:33:16 Have y'all? No. I've never seen one. Like the moon passes in front of the sun and we'll make it dark at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. It's going to be nuts. It was random enough. I texted you a partial one. In October. Yeah. A couple be nuts. It was random enough. I texted you in October.

Starting point is 01:33:26 Yeah. A couple months ago, there was a partial solar eclipse, which I'd never seen that either. That was neat. And I texted you about that randomly, and you're like, holy shit, we're releasing a video. It was like a couple days, or you're doing something about it right after I text you about that.

Starting point is 01:33:41 Because it is a 4 minutes and 30 seconds of actual total darkness darkness in the afternoon so you and it hasn't happened here and it like won't happen here again for 40 years or something like it hasn't happened much this is crazy so what will happen is uh where bernie just magically aligned for both so you're're getting a total eclipse that lasts for four minutes, 30-something seconds, 28 seconds. And it is a full reset on even animal cycles. Really? Yeah, you're going to see the animals naturally reset.

Starting point is 01:34:17 So your crickets come out at that time. Normal daylight animals are like, oh, it's bedtime. So it's a weird reset that happens during this time. Randomly deer will just start darting in front of your tree. Y'all want to know about deer and cum also? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:34:33 Yesterday, so the last... You want to know about deer and cum? The last three, no, the last two years. Last year and the year before, we filmed just a video showing our whole arsenal. First you had my attention. You a video showing our whole our whole arsenal first you had my my attention you guys you guys were there shooting the whole arsenal remember two years ago you won the 50 cal yeah so that was the first time we got all the guns out

Starting point is 01:34:53 we got all the guns out and did that that year we did again last year the videos do really good so this year we're like let's just do it again we have new guns so we got all the guns out yesterday and i guess it's the rut or something where deer are kind of like running around horny. And so we got these two bucks chasing this one doe all around the range as we're setting up the guns. And we go down the table. We're like loading all the guns. So they're loaded on the table. And we go down.

Starting point is 01:35:17 We spend two hours loading all these guns, which is scary because they're all just laying on the table with one in the chamber. And then the freaking deer run down straight at it. We have a lot of, you know, 40 yards of just tables with guns on it. And the deer runs straight for it. And the doe jumps over the table as we all go, and doesn't touch a single gun. And the bucks run off the other way. But we were like, why were we not filming that?

Starting point is 01:35:43 We're all just sitting there loading. And this doe just dives across our table. Loaded guns. Loaded guns. And I was like, what if that would have been how we got shot? Like finally something goes wrong on Demolition Ranch and it was something we never would have predicted.

Starting point is 01:35:56 A deer killed us. Final destination. A deer shot me. How'd you die? I got shot by a deer. A deer jumps, hits the table, guns start firing.

Starting point is 01:36:04 Yeah, because I mean, some of them are Glocks with zero safety. She could technically fire that at us. We were trying to be so safe, and this deer just jumps over all these loaded guns. It was crazy. We should kill her now. When does that video go live?

Starting point is 01:36:19 Next week. Oh, you're like, hey, are you doing it better than last time no it's it's still just it's lame it's just it's just all my guns but people watch it i don't know actually we did people watch it approximately uh eight minutes per no they watch yeah no actually uh this one i was like i'm bored with this because it's a boring concept let's shoot all the guns but people keep wanting it so this year i was like we going to shoot them as fast as I can. And so I was going through as fast as like racing. And we did it in half the time.

Starting point is 01:36:48 We did less guns last year. Oh, shit. Yeah. How many guns are you at right now? I don't know. A few hundred. I don't know. Hey, come on, ATF.

Starting point is 01:36:56 Don't let us have it. Oh, sorry. Who do you work for? ATF. What are you, the ATF? No, you have like, you have a, dude, your new guns guns you've shown off you're safe i think it looks amazing thanks with the lighting and everything it's like my favorite thing walking you love some good lighting and that as you said was your team hated installing the lighting oh yeah it was a

Starting point is 01:37:18 pain in the butt you have the honeycomb yeah it's like every little piece was a different piece they had to install and i was glad I had someone else helping with that. It looks nice. It looks sick. Does not come connected. Good job, James. Way to go. You literally had to build it like piece by piece.

Starting point is 01:37:34 It came in a box that was like this big. I'm like, but that light's like 10 feet long. How is that? You opened up and you're like, oh, team. Yep. Instruction. I got a meeting. Good luck.

Starting point is 01:37:45 Oh, I see. That looks like a plan for other people. Guys, what are your New Year's resolutions as we close this off? Oh, Brandon. What's yours? Why are you looking at me, man? They're like, I got zero right now. The way it's looking, 2024 is going to be fucking interesting, man.

Starting point is 01:38:04 I've either got... Your 2024 is going to be fucking interesting man i've either got uh your 2024 is going to be wild yeah yeah i may or may not be a congressman i i've got a lot of things man in the in the in the works that the vast majority of which at time of recording i can't talk about but we've got a lot of irons in the fire how does you do you have like infinite irons in the fire which is cool that's why i like you i was it's exciting i was joking with cody earlier i'm like man whoever's writing my fucking season finale 2024 is absolutely off their fucking rocker but i'm here for it yeah it's gonna be good because you have a wild year what are you doing now like if you actually it's a great question because i don't even know if you congressman, how does that affect the podcast?

Starting point is 01:38:47 We'll digest this together. Not only will I. Well, so when I'm not in session, I'll still be able to. I will be spending as much time in Texas as humanly possible because I fucking hate D.C. It's one of my most hated cities in the country. It is crazy how much you'll have to go there. It'll be a lot.

Starting point is 01:39:02 I hate it. I really do. How often? Whenever they're in session. However, if you guys want to... So I spent some time at Congressman Gates' office. He's got his own podcast studio in his office in D.C., in the Capitol. So we can actually set up a podcast studio in D.C.

Starting point is 01:39:23 Jake's saying yeah. Yeah. That'd be cool that would be really rad to be able to do podcasts at basically at the capitol for all intents and purposes can you still say the the three letter c word you guys say a lot which one come yeah oh god yeah i'm like i couldn't think of a three little three letter C word that offended me. I was so confused. I was like, what is it? I thought it was like.

Starting point is 01:39:50 There's a four letter one that people don't like. You love that one. Are we fucking each other in the Capitol building and filming? No, that's just for the Senate chambers. So you'll be doing a different shit like that i'm like man there's not a goddamn thing i could do that will actually be a disgrace to the office that'll be an interesting time period for i think your youtube because this is the first going into it where it's like hey youtuber that has a very successful following in business is also congressman also podcast each little thing of it and you're like hi gotta do this on the side or is it going to be your main thing now it's going

Starting point is 01:40:34 to be a little bit of both like i'm going to take it very seriously like this is this is in my eyes it's like it's a very serious civic duty like this is public service yeah i think that's what's different about you is i can see a lot of guys doing it just because they're like, I have clout. I can get I can get votes. But Brandon's like actually seeming to take it very seriously, which is why I think you have actual good chance to win. You want to make a difference. You're not you're as demo saying it's not using as like clout. It is a because you've told us multiple times.

Starting point is 01:41:00 I don't think a lot of people out there. It's you don't look at this as something what's this saying it's like uh for anyone in office it's not one it's not a career yeah this this is not a career for me this is just something like there's a bad vote in office i want to take them out like this is uh it's gonna be fucking interesting because this is the first time that somebody like in my position is going to be doing this to a career politician essentially or somebody who would be a career politician yeah and you're like i'm stepping up to the plate just to make the changes that you feel as an individual and as a community that you represent like hey i want to do this the right

Starting point is 01:41:40 way for your beliefs yeah and worst case you know it's it's a it's a real good wake-up call to somebody who's been making some questionable votes like hey you almost got your fucking career taken by a youtuber how does that fucking feel nice slap in the face that guy yeah and then cody what are your 2024 uh i have 933 videos on my main channel. I'm not going to do YouTube after next year. No, I'm going to finish out the year, maybe. But I'm done with police content. Really? I hadn't heard this.

Starting point is 01:42:18 Yeah, I'm done with police content. I watch every single one of your videos, though. I really like them. Shut up, man. What am I going to watch when I get Chick-fil-A door dashed to my house? I love watching Donuts videos. I do, too. I live for them. I'm done

Starting point is 01:42:32 with it. I'm fucking done with it, dude. You have these two heroes. What are you going to do? I don't know, dude. I'm good for you. I'm at 933. I might try to finish out 1,000, but I'm going to be done with the main channel. Sweet.

Starting point is 01:42:48 I'm proud of you. That's a cool move. I'm fucking tired of this shit, dude. How many videos do you have up, Matt? Total. More than that because I had the Vet Ranch videos and then my vlog channel and the Demolition Ranch. I would say

Starting point is 01:43:05 probably a couple thousand, maybe. Jake, how many videos does he have? Yeah. 3,000. Is that true? How do you know that? I was really curious about that too. I'm like, Jake, why the fuck do you know that?

Starting point is 01:43:20 Does he really know that? Oh, that's to what? The other thing we can't talk about right now. Yeah. The other, the other, the other new year's resolution. We can't talk about 3000.

Starting point is 01:43:36 That's crazy. You're so, I'm quitting too. You quit today. You just announced your retirement. You're like, well, I'm done. It's fucking great.

Starting point is 01:43:47 I loved it. So let's see. Yeah, I'll go Social Blade. Demolition Ranch has 668. And then the vlog channel has 1,000. No, I don't have 3,000, Jake. You're crazy. Yeah, it's 2,000. I was right.

Starting point is 01:44:04 Okay. Your lawyer's wrong. Yeah, it's 2,000. I was right. Okay. Your lawyer is wrong. Jake, what the fuck? How can we trust you as our law attorney, our bird lawyer? We can't trust you at all now. But it is hard. I've been doing it for over 10 years. Do you hear it?

Starting point is 01:44:19 I just have to keep finding more things that are interesting. And, yeah, Demolition Ranch videos are not super interesting to me, which is why I'm focusing on the resort this year because it's fun and it's different and how do you get past that now where you're like hey this is no longer interesting or it is that struggle because it's an artist it is the heart if you guys want to know one of the hardest thing is when you hit writer's block creator's block or something where you're not interested anymore and with age it gets harder in my opinion it's a fucking struggle you're like dope i have a great idea i just don't even i'm tired boss

Starting point is 01:44:53 especially if you're comfortable okay if you're comfortable it's really fucking hard yeah i did it when i was hungry you know i was like i was i was ready to work 80 hours a week and now i'm like i'm bored with that i want. I want to try something new. I want to do the resort because that's challenging to me. Demolition Ranch videos are not challenging, and so I put, you can tell, I put less effort into them. It's obvious. No, but I don't know if it's the same for you, but I missed the me when I was broke.

Starting point is 01:45:21 Yeah, that was a cool time. That really kind of hurts me to say. Hard worker, you know? Hungry you, which I am broke. Yeah, it's, that was a cool, that was a cool time. That really kind of hurts me to say, but hard worker, you know, like hungry you, which I am broke again. I got a, I got a big, big debt now at the resort. So it's, it's fun. It lit a fire. Is that why you did it? Um, I don't know. Well, okay. Two reasons. You were like ready to end the podcast and I'm like, well, let's talk some more. So, so I have little kids who are going to live in my house for 10 more years. My youngest will be out of the house in 10 years. And we've made a good amount of money.

Starting point is 01:45:51 And I could retire right now. Like my goal was to be able to retire by the age of 35. And so when I got to 35, I could retire. Like I was like I could stop right now, sell everything, and have passive income that would allow me to just do whatever I want. But I still had a six-year-old kid in the house. And I was like, he's going to remember, like everything he'll remember will be dad being lazy his whole life.

Starting point is 01:46:14 And so that was why I did the abandoned mansion project because I was like, well, let's challenge myself and work really hard. And I did for three years. And then the house was done. And I'm like, well well now I could retire again so I bought the ranch to have a reason to leave the house and go work and he sees me working all the time now and yeah but as soon as he leaves I'm done I'm retiring but yeah I don't know I I think if my dad worked really hard I watched him work really hard and that yeah you know like I wanted to make sure my kids don't think I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Starting point is 01:46:47 It doesn't work because they didn't see me work, you know, until three in the morning every night editing all those early videos because they were babies, you know? Yeah. So that's that's one of the things like even in my dating life, like later on is like I I, I was worried that people wouldn't see the amount of effort I put in like early on. Cause like, I remember like not sleeping for two, three days in a row. Cause I was editing videos where I was like coming up with video ideas, like doing spreadsheets, whatever the fuck, like people won't realize the amount of effort I put into this. Whistling Diesel actually just posted a story today i think or yesterday um and it was a graph that showed like all these years of like no views yeah and it said what no one sees and then it showed one year of just crazy views and he says what everyone thinks i did you know and it's like

Starting point is 01:47:37 yeah like people don't see that real that's that's really real that's real i'd rather talk about like for me personally i'll talk about that i'll extend anything for that because that's what people don't understand it is how much effort you put in for years before something paid for you and it motivates all these beautiful humans out there it's one of their favorite segments now is hey like this didn't come overnight for a majority cody you live downstairs in your my mom's basement yeah no for how long fucking two years and that's while doing police stuff yeah while doing the police thing yeah and then like it started popping off all of a sudden but for two years for i was streaming and making youtube videos at the same time and it was fucking it was

Starting point is 01:48:28 it was wow shit not even 12 hours it was like 18 hours you were like a zombie probably yeah it was it was bad but you came out like i remember when you started dude we started talking when cody was like 20 000 youtube i want to say give or take yeah it was like 2016 we started talking when Cody was like 20,000 YouTube I want to say give or take yeah it was like 2016 we started talking yeah no shit oh yeah I've known Cody for a long fucking long I started uh making Demolish Ranch videos in vet school and I thought maybe it would go somewhere I wasn't I was making like 50 bucks a month and so instead of studying for my vet school board exams my fourth year I was just out in the woods making videos because I was like so excited about it. And I failed my veterinary board exams.

Starting point is 01:49:10 No shit. And so I felt the first set. Yeah. And so I had to wait another like month and a half while all my other friends went and got their real jobs as veterinarians. And I couldn't work yet because I didn't have a license. And so then I stopped doing YouTube for, it was actually like, it was maybe like three months actually. I stopped doing YouTube for like three months

Starting point is 01:49:28 and just studied for the board exams and passed it the second time. But yeah, I freaking failed veterinary board exams because I thought YouTube was cool. And you didn't do it for, probably in your head, it wasn't, especially at that time. I will say at that time you weren't like, I'm doing it for the money. No, it was fun. I was doing it for money but not money money i was doing it for enough money to pay for ammo yeah i just wanted free ammo i thought that'd

Starting point is 01:49:53 be awesome it's like back in the day youtube didn't pay out like that wasn't a career and it wasn't cool no no i didn't tell you i didn't tell any of my friends because they all would have thought i was a loser yep you're doing youtube like you're a piece of shit yeah it's like he's a nerd all my cop friends thought they're like oh you're gonna do YouTube you're gonna leave the forest and do this and like everyone's like that's not gonna happen that's not gonna work you're an idiot well it's getting doubted and even you you started a lot of people might not realize cody didn't start as police content you were minecraft you were video i didn't know that really dude my first video was doing rainbow six yeah i was doing yeah rainbow six minecraft i didn't know like rust

Starting point is 01:50:36 videos huh yeah that was all your first how many videos before you did a cop video it's actually an interesting story because it was that hard pivot because it was the pivot of like views no views you're like okay this is my content from yeah it was yeah it was like it was like 20 videos before i was like hey this guy fucked up in this one thing on cops so i should probably tell the media that they suck and but that was genuinely like a canon event kind of thing where like the the media was getting it wrong enough that you just decided you know hey i really need to tell the like the real story on this yeah and it launched your entire career yeah yeah for sure what was that first one that you did uh keith scott uh i really like that because it was messing with you were telling a story and you're like yeah

Starting point is 01:51:28 it's just super important to me I was like Cody's eyes are all fucked up right now no it was if you guys want to get into it it was Keith Scott I think it was 2016 it was this guy and he had a gun and he started to raise it towards police,

Starting point is 01:51:46 and they shot him, and they killed him. And the media was like, oh, my God, they killed an unarmed man, an unarmed black man, blah, blah, blah. And they did all that shit. And there were riots in Charlotte, North Carolina, near where I lived. And the riots caused $ million dollars worth of damage to the city and i was like no that's not that's that's not what happened like no that that's not the thing i saw it on video and like no one was seeing that and i made a video saying look he had

Starting point is 01:52:19 like this dude had a gun he was raising it towards police like what what are you talking about and that's where my first video came from that blew up and it got 200 000 views it was like shit maybe i should keep doing this you're like hey okay here it is and said for brandon what was your like you you were the slow roll because i i truly appreciated your climb in the youtube space because you didn't change you're like hey i'm the ak I'm going to break down this stuff. And then you expand and, like, a lot of individuals do. Angry video game nerd who was angry Nintendo nerd originally is like, no, I've got to expand into something bigger.

Starting point is 01:52:54 You're like, I love the AK platform, but. Yeah, so, like, I knew, like, the AK platform, like, it was going to be, like, pretty niche. But to be honest, like, the thing that made me switch from the ak guy quote unquote until uh into uh brandon herrera which is my name uh was was really funny because it was it was like a personal pet peeve i don't think i've ever told this story what made me switch from the ak guy to brandon herrera on youtube formally which i'm really glad i did because i did it right before I really started blowing up on YouTube,

Starting point is 01:53:27 uh, was that friends of mine, I knew like, you know, guys like Polinar tactical and whoever, like guys who were like, I still consider like really good friends, like people that were friends with me early on.

Starting point is 01:53:38 Like when I very first started in the grind, we're introducing me to people at shot show and different things like that. They didn't know my name. They didn't know my real name. They're just like, this is my buddy. were introducing me to people at SHOT Show and different things like that. They didn't know my name. They didn't know my real name. They were just like, this is my buddy, AKGuy. I'm like, goddammit, man. I actually try.

Starting point is 01:53:57 I try hard. I try to do good content. You fucker. AKGuy. I'm still AKGuy on your phone. So it's actually, so I'm. Mine is Donut Cody on my phone. Donut Cody.

Starting point is 01:54:09 Mine's Cody Donut. I'm so not offended by that because literally a month ago, I just changed yours from Eli Double Tap to your actual name. I didn't do the same. Mine's Eli Double Tap in my phone. It was Eli Double Tap until like a month ago. I switched it over. Yeah. I need to do that.

Starting point is 01:54:26 Cause like my brain, I'm like, I know you well enough now that it felt weird to me to keep you as Eli double tap. I'm like, all right, well that's just fucking awkward. I'll change that.

Starting point is 01:54:36 Dude. My best friend growing up, Casey, Casey, love you. His, I don't have his number saved on my phone. I just type it in every time because that's how I've always known him is by his phone number.

Starting point is 01:54:50 So to this day, still. He is not saved in your phone? Nope. That's funny. I get to do this. I go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. It brings up a number. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Starting point is 01:55:01 Yep. Eh. And then I go like that. We talking about you that is how his name will always stay that's funny it's a fucking plethora i leave it as however i enter him like my roommate across the hall in college was named diego but i when i first met him i was like diego 334 because that was his room number he's still diego 334 on my phone like 15 years later you're dr demolition ranch in my phone there you go yeah what was your first video that you felt like hey okay here this is an actual career choice now okay so the the can i guess yeah the 12 gauge

Starting point is 01:55:39 that was when it was like so i had a video that went super viral before that though it was a dog and a deer playing with a soccer ball. It went on the Ellen Show. It's called Dog vs. Deer. Wait, hold the fuck up. Thank you. I'm like, wait, what the fuck is this? So this was...

Starting point is 01:55:55 I was in college, and my brother found a baby deer and took it home, and my little sister bottle-fed it and raised it. Is this Drew? This was my brother mark okay drew his little little at this time it was a long time ago and so my sister bottle fed and raised it and it grew up with our pet our pet dog family dog and so there's this video my sister took of it playing with a soccer ball in the front yard it's baby deer and this dog just like wrestling with the soccer ball and it's super cute and they showed you and i was like can i put that on my youtube channel which is in like 2006 or something oh

Starting point is 01:56:28 jesus you are i make i'm guessing like just started nine months after you yeah that that was it was i bet it was 2006 i'm guessing but i think it was around then because i was in undergrad and i uploaded it and it was like a month later that it went viral and it went on the Ellen DeGeneres show it went on Anderson Cooper it went all around Japan and made a bunch of money in Japan and that was when I first was like oh dang I made like 1500 bucks on this one video and I was right there yeah actually wait no it was vet school it was after so it would have been like 2009 probably now I think about it it was vet school right yeah dude and so imagining like anderson cooper being relevant in 2006 now it was yeah they never would have shared that

Starting point is 01:57:12 knowing that matt was gonna be a right kind of like kind of a two-way no not to worry yeah and so then it was a couple years i tried after that to mimic that and try to make another i filmed every fucking animal i could find trying to make another viral video and i couldn't make another viral video it was because baby plays with deer yeah i was like okay can we just talk about like the just the fact that god damn it demolition ranch just got here on the podcast like oh i never had a viral video 12 million subscribers like i couldn't get another viral video no no i mean so no i tried for two years to i just thought i'll just film cute animals all the time and i'm gonna hit another one and it never happened and then i was finally like well screw it i'll just film

Starting point is 01:57:56 gun stuff because that's what i like to do and i started just making gun videos just kind of for fun and then we put random crap in a shotgun shell and shot it and it went viral yeah and it got shared by other big gun channels which were at the time military arms channel iraq veteran like those kind of guys all four of them yeah yeah no seriously oh i know there was i remember old youtube very well i remember so here's a story i don't think i've ever told anybody but you i told you the first time we hung out, which was, God, I don't know, fucking five years ago, six years ago, something like that. I remember starting my first gun channel, like real gun channel,

Starting point is 01:58:33 a long fucking time ago. And I deleted it afterward because I realized that women smell nice and I didn't want to do YouTube. Yeah, jokes on me. And it went, wait, okay, rewind. Well, because i have multiple channels before my first channel like i'm never getting laid with this no seriously because youtube was not cool back in the day no that was not a cool thing not dead i i had two we did it

Starting point is 01:58:57 before it was cool exactly we're hipsters oh yeah we did it but i remember like i i grew a fucking gun channel to you know a few thousand subscribers and you would you would subscribe to me and I'd subscribe to you. I won't say the name of the channel because I'm sure it could be dug up somewhere. But I remember like, oh, cool. Demolition Ranch. It's a cool guy, whatever. And I just like to this day, I'm like, oh, God, he's at fucking 12 million subscribers. I could be there.

Starting point is 01:59:27 That could have been me. That could have been me, damn it. Sorry. No. Dude, isn't it crazy? Like, when you rewind, Corridor Digital. Yeah. Jake's a great example.

Starting point is 01:59:37 We watched them forever. Good job, Jake. Oh, yeah. Dude, I mean, they, it was great watching when we filmed the police. What was the skit, Jake, that you put demo for like 0.2 seconds in? Yeah, I was there for five hours. I was barely in it.

Starting point is 01:59:54 Tactical Reload 3. And you still text me. You're like, I still text my kids. I showed my kids. I was like, watch me in this one-second clip. That was me. I'm the one who died right there. I didn't know you were in that.

Starting point is 02:00:09 It's because I was in it like that. Dude, they were like, cool. We got fucking Brad Pitt, Killamance. I was there for four hours. I was in it for three seconds. Way to give yourself three seconds. Yeah, it might have been. I always give myself a little more.

Starting point is 02:00:24 Me and any Heather skit ever. Hey, this i just died well i was yeah oh my gosh that last one let me just give y'all props i was like dang this is it was funny the whole way through it wasn't like i don't know it just seemed like y'all went hard and it it worked i don't know if it got views i didn't look to see how reviews were. But like, I watched the entire thing and I was like amazed how good it was. I remember getting sent that video and it was like, I was seeing it was nine and a half minutes. I'm like, oh God, that was a real production. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:55 That was a big deal. That was. Shout out to fucking Eli too, man. Thanks for helping direct that. Were you directing it? You wrecked that shit. It just looked like people, it looked like real, like, passion went into it

Starting point is 02:01:06 and not just like, let's make a video, you know? No, like, everyone, everyone, like,

Starting point is 02:01:12 from G-Man, you, G-Man, shot listing, going into it. Caleb sitting there pointing his revolver at everybody

Starting point is 02:01:18 was like, the funniest thing ever. Heather, Heather's writing on that one. She wrote wrote that she wrote the entire thing so good fucking amazing we had to hear about it so much from cody bragging about his girlfriend so annoying so just like just to die he has a girlfriend what a fucking hetero yeah we're like oh that's great stop bragging about your girlfriend it was so good all brandon and i do are dying

Starting point is 02:01:47 in it mine is literally dying you make a really good villain you're the villain he's the henchman i remember watching the night before we recorded it i remember watching die hard all the way through for the first time in like fucking 10 years and and like asking heather via text like should i do a german accent and then remember hans gruber does not have a german accent like watching it in the movie i'm like never mind heather sorry alan rickman y'all crushed it yeah that was pretty was pretty good. You fucking crushed it. No, you all crushed it.

Starting point is 02:02:26 Stop it. Stop it. Let's just jerk each other off real quick. No, you're breathtaking. No, but y'all are just crushing each aspect of it. I love the motivation. I love everything you guys are doing. Because all of you, it doesn't happen overnight.

Starting point is 02:02:42 Fucking the biggest thing to take away. How many years did it take for you to get to your position where you're like i don't have to be a fucking doctor i started trying hard in 2013 so it's 10 years but i but i was doing youtube for like five years before that but 2013 was the year that i said i'm gonna try to make this work and that's where i really started pushing it 10 years ago 10 years you was doing youtube since uh 2007 cody uh yeah started in 2016 it took a fucking couple years man it was like four or five years and this is people living in their basements giving up they're still working on the side as a doctor in a veterinary

Starting point is 02:03:18 which is fucking mind-blowing to me my side job of a veteran eight years of how many years did you do your doctor four hour four years of undergrad and four years of vet school. Fucking eight years of college. And then you were just working your entire time. I dropped out. Yeah. But you were supposed to be a lawyer? Yeah, weren't you trying to be a lawyer?

Starting point is 02:03:36 You were going to be Jake? I was going to be Jake. You could have been that. God, I could have been that. I'm not that sexy, man. I just can't do it. You piece of shit. And you guys each, they made that sacrifice that the mindset of like,

Starting point is 02:03:52 hey, this can turn into something bigger. Yes, you could have made a lot of money doing what you wanted to do. Not you didn't graduate yet. But each of you continued through your process and like i still want to chase this dream this dream and make it bigger and better than i could and that is that removing the safety net and be like hey i'm gonna continue this process because i want to see what this can lead into and then look at you fucking now which is is my favorite thing. Handsome as hell. Handsome.

Starting point is 02:04:27 Fucking six foot eight. Six nine. Jacked as shit. Six nine. Six nine. Everyone's tall as fuck because they believed in it. All you gotta do is believe. We all got taller.

Starting point is 02:04:40 Just believe. But at the end of the day, they grew into something fucking amazing because they weren't like hey here's what i can accomplish that's it instead they were like no i want to be something better i want to continue and push myself into another avenue of success and watch it take off and that is why i surround myself with individuals like this and i suggest you all do the same because that is how you just surround yourself with successful youtubers and everything is gonna work out but you're gonna know beforehand cody i what i love is i can say i knew cody before

Starting point is 02:05:19 20 000 subscribers that's crazy wow that's the first time i've ever heard that that is crazy and look at where this i. I would not have hung out with him if he didn't have subscribers. Fuck that. No, Eli and I were DMing each other before fucking. Yeah, he was like, bro, you wanna play fucking, what was the game?

Starting point is 02:05:38 God damn it. Uh, fucking shit. PUBG. Yeah, PUBG. We played PUBG with each other. And I got your first dub on PUBG. Yeah, PUBG. We played PUBG with each other. And I got your first dub on PUBG. Yeah, we did. I was chasing him on PUBG because I met Drew before you and you decided

Starting point is 02:05:55 to play PUBG one day. There were people... There were people telling me that I should collab with Donut Operator and I don't know why, but there was some fat cop that I should collab with donut operator and I don't know why but I there was some like Fat cop that I had seen a photograph of and I love you because I was like it's a fat cop I've seen online and I was like yeah don't offer it's probably him and then I saw you and I was like that's not

Starting point is 02:06:15 Don't know he was fat cop you thought you were a fat bald guy before I met you You did a zombie map on pub. God damn, I forgot about this. You were trying to kill me? Like fucking Matt did. Yeah, he did a map on PUBG where there's like, everyone can play as zombies. There's like a hundred zombies. And I was one of the zombies.

Starting point is 02:06:39 I was trying to catch up with you to tell you about my YouTube channel. Oh my God. Wait, this is real? I forgot. I completely forgot. But you said PUBG. It made me think about this. But, yeah. That's funny.

Starting point is 02:06:52 Because I was a PUBG partner back in the day. I was one of the people that helped with it. And, yeah, they developed this new map where you could have 99 people and then, like, one person trying to get away from or something like that and i was one of the zombies and i knew that karaka was on there and i think drew your brother got me into it like managed to finagle me into it and we were all chasing you on a map and i just wanted to tell you about my YouTube channel. I just picture a zombie, Cody's like, hey, hey, have you ever heard of Donut Operator?

Starting point is 02:07:28 I don't want to kill you. I'm a friend. Don't shoot me, please, don't shoot me. I'm just imagining Cody just like knife fisting his way, like, hey, hey. Dude, I was just jumping over everything. I'm like, Matt, Matt, Matt, good times, man, good, Gary, Gary, Gary.

Starting point is 02:07:46 Good times, man. Good times. Everything came from something. All of us had humble beginnings. I'm still at that humble beginning, but I get to hang out with dope people. I remember when we were like fucking, we were nobody's back in the day. I remember that.

Starting point is 02:08:01 Y'all are so drunk. You don't have to remember. Give us 10 minutes minutes we hand this podcast the aerial gunnery where we were just sunburned in the back of a fucking truck in the middle of

Starting point is 02:08:14 fucking nowhere Texas I was there oh you were there holy shit that was the first time I think I met you that was when he told us about killing kittens

Starting point is 02:08:20 and I brought my Uzi and it didn't work that was oh my god that was our first hangout as a group cause I well you were there you were there too. Holy fuck I rode with him. We drove together to Dallas. That's right And that's wild Yeah, I remember that entire story because your Uzi didn't work. My Uzi was jamming all over the place

Starting point is 02:08:40 We were lighting cigarettes next to a gas container Yeah, that night. This is, my character is an adult in this situation. We are 30-year-old men at a gas station at like midnight. Behind a gas station. Behind the gas station at midnight. In the dark.

Starting point is 02:08:58 Smoking cigarettes. Leaning on a propane tank, smoking cigarettes. And I'm like, can we go somewhere like over there to smoke cigarettes or something? You dummies. You want fucking inspiration. As we're all hanging out and doing this, I was so fucking broke.

Starting point is 02:09:13 I missed my flight the next day. I couldn't actually switch my flight. So I rented a car. To drive? To drive all the way back to North Carolina at the time. Because nothing would clear on my credit card except for a rental car we were literally in the back

Starting point is 02:09:31 of a fucking 7-Eleven all of us people were in the back of a 7-Eleven Leon Lush half a fucking decade ago we were drinking and smoking cigarettes and trying not to blow ourselves up. God, this is pinnacle.

Starting point is 02:09:50 I forgot about that. And it is humble beginnings. If you don't think you can achieve anything, trust me, we all have the most humble beginnings. We all hung out behind a gas station in the dark. I love it. You're like, bah! We all did the sloppy toppy behind the Waffle House.

Starting point is 02:10:09 It's fucking amazing. Cody, close this out and we'll go into the portion of the after show on Patreon. Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Brandon Herrera,

Starting point is 02:10:25 Demolition Ranch, and Donut Operator. Happy New Year. Where do we find you, Demo? I'm on this new site called YouTube.com. It's pretty cool. That sounds good. How do you spell it? U-T-O-O-B. U-T-O-O-B.com.

Starting point is 02:10:41 Find him. He's growing. We hope much success.com. Find him. He's growing. Uh, we hope on the come up test on the come up.

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