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Episode Date: April 22, 2021

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Oh yeah, party, you get to deal with this. Dolphin laugh. Oh, I made a mess. Did we do the compilation of Eli's laugh? It's not, no, it's not. Oh, okay. It's still there. There's a lot of it.

It's a lot. A lot. Okay. Hi, everyone. Welcome. Don't undo it. God, it's warm. Hi, everyone.

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Seltzer water related. Okay. White Claw Variety Pack 3 just came out. April. Oh, it's out? It's out. I drank an entire case last night. What flavors do they have?

Yeah. Ready? We have the first one, and it's my new favorite. Without a doubt, blackberry. Blackberry is like my favorite flavor. Oh, that sounds really good. Next in the case. Going through the case.

Wait, let me guess. Is it a fruit? Chocolate. Okay, that's not a fruit. Tomato. It's another mango. It's a different type not a fruit. Tomato. It's another mango. It's a different type of mango flavor.

Passion. No, they've had passion fruit. Grapefruit. No, they haven't. What? They've already done grapefruit. But they haven't done passion? No. Is it a passion fruit?

I mean, I've got a passion for your fruit. Go on. Eggplant. Next, strawberry. Wait, they didn't do strawberry already? Okay, what's the next one to start with and we'll guess peach? Peach.

I'm not glad I don't remember. By the time I got that, now we're... I'm talking through as I went through the case. I don't remember the last flavor to be totally honest. I was drunk. This episode, we're actually discussing alcoholism and how it affects your loved ones baddie's been doing a lot of man and nights why don't you join another these

no okay listen yeah i have what's a what's a mana potion night baddie So we're not allowed to drink for money on Twitch. It's against TOS. So myself and Kings came up with... Weren't we there? Were you part of the first one? I think so. You might have been.

I don't remember. That was back when you played games with us. Yeah, it was terrible. Piece of shit. Playing with you, not the... Yeah, oh yeah. No, I know. Definitely playing with us was terrible.

Where we would power up our wizard level by by building wizard staffs remember when you're younger and you tape the cans together and you make a wizard staff when you're drinking too much we just get cocked and do that guys if you wonder like alcoholism and how it affects you this is a perfect example because we've had this discussion before. Donut wasn't here. I think he was. I'm pretty sure Guys, you leave that in the comments. Who did we talk about this

for? I know we had this conversation but I didn't think Donut was a part of it. I would laugh if you both had this exact one. They're like, yeah, it was literally you two discussing this. It might have been. And then be like, okay, I need to stop drinking.

Would you have a breakfast? Oh, mimosas. A cup of vodka. Yeah, cups of vodka. Dude, they are generous with the vodka now. We love you. Guys, if you are ever down in San Antonio and you're like, man, I need a good breakfast place.

Expectation. They're open until 9 p.m. apparently. Yeah. No, they are. It's straight up way too fucking late for a brunch place. Yeah. Yeah. But delicious.

Very good. Super good foods. And heavy handed pours. I think that's for us. Just, yeah. So we always get mimosas and we do manmosas now, which is the shot of vodka in the mimosa. But now when they hand us the shot, it's no longer a shot. It's just a cup.

It's a cup of vodka. It is literally a cup of vodka. Yeah, because they don't have shot glasses there. So they're always these just small cups. And now they're filling the small cups to the top. It's like if you were like, give me a small glass of water and they were like, okay, it's vodka though. But it's vodka.

That is so bad. So, so bad. But it's good. I mean, if you have time for a nap after. Donut, it's good to have you back. We missed you. We've been playing Ghost. Sushi Ghost. Sushi Ghost and it's phenomenal. You haven't played it missed you. We've been playing Ghost. Sushi Ghost. Sushi Ghost, and it's phenomenal.

You haven't played it yet, but you've been out filming, doing filming stuff. I did filming stuff, yeah. I was gone all last week to film with Vet TV. One of the leads on their new show, V for Valor. It's going to be pretty cool. It's coming out June, early June. Are you going to go back for more and stuff? If they do another season, I'm going to go back.

Oh, you already filmed an entire... Yeah, I filmed the entire season while i was there yeah i thought you did like an i don't know i don't i i'm the only one here who's never done any acting it was my first time i ever did and it was crazy man we were filming like 12 hours a day for three days dude so she goes been fun so she been fun. It just makes me really just enjoy a good video game now. I'm like that in anime. I'm like, okay, I'm back. I need to start watching more anime. What was I doing?

I was watching Tokyo Ghoul. That's what I've been doing. Good choice. Yeah, it's good. How far are you? Have you been? No, what's that about? Early.

Oh, my God. Yes, you are in a real... Okay, if you've never watched tokyo ghoul especially season one since uh what's the main character's name uh i don't remember it starts with an i right yeah it's been a couple years oh man that show goes that's one of the best freakouts too like it's like those ano we just need to do a top 10 anime freak freak out oh that's actually there we can just train what's your favorite top three anime freakouts that's like those anime. We just need to do a top 10 anime freakout. Oh, that's actually. What's your favorite top three anime freakouts? That's like Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time.

Jesus, man. I need to watch more anime. Probably. Oh, man. I know you have three, though. I know you have three. I know. One of my top ones recently, especially, is when Levi goes off on.

Who's his old mentor that raised him? Oh. Levi and. Not Johnny. It's like a no it is johnny he's the cowboy guy it's a basic white person it's not johnny though it's not johnny jackie it is crap i can't remember his name when he when they first come back together and like the dudes start slaughtering levi's people and levi just go yeah le Levi just goes off on him and like kills everyone in his unit almost. And you're like, what the fuck?

Levi is a boss. Oh, the Levi, the freak out, the season four freak out at the very end. Oh, that's another good freak out. Guys, just spoiler alerts. No, no, he hasn't seen it. I know, that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, so not the one on the Beast Titan. Yes. Is that the one? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that one. When he goes. Not the one on the Beast Titan. Yes.

Is that the one? Yeah. I saw that one. When he goes out in the field with the Beast Titan standing there. That's season five. Season four. Are we on season five or four? Four.

Is that like four seasons? Four seasons. Season three is the Beast Titan one. Which is a really good freak out. There's one even better up there. No. I'm getting there. Guys, watch Attack on Titan.

What are your other two? That's a really good one. Levi is just... He's the bee's knees. Sorry. The last episode of Cowboy Bebop where Spike goes off and fights Vicious. That's a really good... I want to re-watch Cowboy Bebop. I've been watching Cowboy Bebop, where Spike goes off and fights Vicious. That's a really good...

I want to re-watch Cowboy Bebop. Dude, I've been watching Cowboy Bebop since like early 2000-whatever, you know? The halfway point through Cowboy Bebop, when it has that song when Spike's falling out of the church, it's like... Oh, yeah. That's one of my favorite, like, anime music songs, where it's like... Yeah, and he's like slowly falling. I'm like... So many good lines in that show, too, man.'s like slowly falling. I'm like, oh, God. So many good lines in that show, too, man.

One of my favorite. Oh, okay. There's two. Those are two solid ones. You have to have another one. I don't know, man. Go Go Super Saiyan. But I haven't watched Dragon Ball Z since I was 12 years old,

and I'd jump off the bus every day and run inside just to catch it. So I don't know. I can't think of anything. I think I know. You got two nommies on. Yeah, exactly. I do. It's just running on and off.

Anime run. Off the bus. Mom, not now. I go pee. Run back to the TV, turn it on. Channel 56 or 436 35 I don't even remember channel 49 in Georgia

I remember that no Batty what are yours um young Gohan when he finally like

oh SS2 yeah like I think it was the cell fight yep because because that was like right before Gohan

Andrew 16 got really boring yeah remember when he became an adult he was like right before Gohan Andrew 16 got really boring remember when he became an adult I have to study nerd stuff and go to college he was the strongest coolest character as a kid and then he's like meh that's yeah Dragon Ball is that

weird where everyone just does their power ups downs you're really strong now you're worthless now you're really strong again you're worthless now you're really strong again because why not yeah i mean piccolo absorbed this guy now he's really strong now piccolo's a bitch i did like the humans were just completely irrelevant and z did no no i i can't remember it was a youtube video or something but they were talking about krillin he's krillin hangs out with all these superhuman mother he's just a human yeah oh yeah krillin. Krillin hangs out with all these superhuman models.

He's just a human. Krillin was the strongest human, period. But nobody ever talks about the fact that Krillin is just a god among humans. Krillin, the bald little bald guy, right? That married the robot? Yeah, he had the

destructed disc and he almost killed Frieza with it, right? structure disk and he almost killed Frieza Yeah, and then he got killed by Frieza Which offset was the catalyst of from super saiyan going super saiyan Okay. Okay. No, thank you Krillin. Thank you for your service Krillin. You've done wonderful things Krillin's a badass though, especially I didn't know he was just a human Yeah, he's like him and Yamcha because Tien wasn't

Master Roshi I think those were like the three Mr. Satan but Mr. Satan was and then his daughter his daughter got super strong towards the later yeah Videl but past that Krelin was always the badass but then

that's what sucks about super is super just like they were like z was like hey okay humans are relevant they're just gonna get their ass beat by any of these fucking these sequences and then super came along and then you have like the tournament of gods which is like all the top the strongest people in the universe just started i just i'm just about to get to uh the tournament of gods right now it was so fucking good and then they're like oh we need we have to have like i think eight or ten best fighters from these universes and they're like okay master roshi krillin and you're like they have tn yeah and you're like how does this work

into this equation of they're like past super saiyans they're super saiyan gods at this point they're fighting like the gods of destruction at that point and it's like these humans will do a great job and there they are and you're like they're just resetting the power level real quick

it's like not much continuity in the story there it's great i love like super saint that has one of the best like ultra ultra instinct which is like the most powerful form now it's like one of the coolest transformations ever it just sucks it's like you have like it basically it follows dragon ball typical lore and. It's all over the fucking place. Yeah. Like, nothing really matters from episode to episode because they're just going to make shit up.

It's the whose line is it anyways of anime. It really is. Yeah. Numbers don't, points don't matter and we're just here to have fun. It's like, fuck power levels. We don't care. Jesus, man. Oh, I thought of a third one.

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that over deliver um not specifically any one scene but anytime that vash the stampede decided he wanted to go off on someone yes like because he was that name man where he yeah where he was he was always nice throughout the entire series and he's trying not to kill anyone, but he's still just destroying everyone, but when he actually gets pissed off, those are some good scenes. And Trigon.

Trigon is without a doubt one of my OG favorite animes. Legato's one of the best evil characters. It's a superpower where he uses like I this is how I'm gonna fuck with you and it literally is like oh yeah that would crush that character this is like one of the pinnacle of character developments it's like legato having the ability to just tell people what to do and he's like hmm can we spoiler with that that was Trigon

I mean Trigon's like 20 years old spoiler alert on Trigon but yeah Legato has the power to tell people what to do he makes Vash just he's like here's the situation Vash doesn't want to hurt anyone it's like what he's against and then Legato puts the

villagers against the girls that Vash loves. Millie and... What's the other one's name? It's Millie and... Tall girl. Yeah. I'm missing it. Millie and something.

I can't remember. The other two girls. And then he's like, hey, you have to shoot me in the head or the girls die. And that is so gangster of a move to fuck with the main character. You're like, oh my god, that is actually going to fuck with Vash. And he goes through depression right after and you're like, god, this anime is so good. Can we talk about Wolfwood?

Oh, my homie, Wolfwood? He's the one with the cross, right? Yeah, the cross gun! That's what's up. That's how you spread the word of Jesus. God bless you so. I forgot was like jesus in there yeah so many good characters in that show man and then one of the bad yeah knives knives is awesome and then there was the one guy i remember man he spent like 10 years in a basement training with guns to to learn how to kill I don't know to kill Vash I guess do you remember that guy I don't think he was like locked away in a basement and oh you know yes he had a cell yeah like they were in a prison or something yeah something like that yes oh my god I forgot it's just so many good characters

in that show man and that's so it's old now it's like 20 years old now all those cowboy bebop super old. What was your other? Did you name one? I just did. I did Gohan. I really wanted to go with Levi, too, but I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Still fairly new.

My Hero when Deku has the little. Yeah. That's why you say Deku 100%. Bro. Bro. One of the best power-ups. You are not there yet. No, I'm not there.

You are going to be in heaven when you hit that point. Yep. And, oh, no. All right, you say something. I got to think of my third one. Dude, Deku at 100% is really good. It's so good, man. That's probably like one of my, None of the guys have seen this.

Hunter x Hunter when Gone goes 100. I'm like three episodes away from it. I'm so close. I know. I already know. I've seen little clips of it all over the place. I know. I need to finish it.

It is the pinnacle of badass anime moments. It's like Gone going 100%. You're like... Because they don't pull punches in that show. And when a hundred percent you're like because they don't pull punches in that show and when he does you're like oh he is really mad like gotcha this dude pissed off and it's it's the pinnacle of like anime freakouts um i do love demon slayer when he does the fire dance oh yeah his father is like the tradition uh he incorporates like his father's fire dance. Oh yeah, his father is like the tradition he incorporates like his father's fire dance and turns his

water breathing into My Hero the movie. I haven't seen the movie. Okay, yep. No, no, I did. No, I did. Yes, because you text me and you're like, oh mother of god.

I was mad because I was like, why doesn't this fit into the story yeah that has anime bullshit when him and Bakugou go a hundred you're like yes cause he

I was like tear hold you down I was like don't suck your back then you gotta keep it

I know heartbreaking changing the name of the podcast to anime and alcohol yeah I know and then the last Changing the name of the podcast to anime and alcohol. Yeah, I know. And then the last, like, Goku going Super Saiyan is like OG.

I'm sure. But. Hmm. It's hard. There's like a lot of good pinnacle. Like, freak outs are. Doru Doru. That's a decent one.

None of you have watched Dorudoru we haven't reached that level of weebdom you showed me the one at your house about the vampires oh yes you watched oh why can't I remember the name Castlevania? it's the new vampire one it's called

oh One Punch Man is pretty good too. I've only seen the first season. He doesn't really freak out. He just punches everything one time. Literally the entire show. Up to where I am now. It's just like... What was it? Nobilis.

Yeah, Nobilis. That was a really cool one man i enjoyed that you watched the first aov and noblest has a really good for you because you just see the stark difference in characters and like how strong the noblest is because it's like everyone's getting beat up and then he shows up and he's like i'm gonna destroy you next he's like i didn't say i didn't say talk to me neil and the guy's like berserk going oh the hundred man when he fights a hundred dudes or when he like during the battle of femtose yeah the uh yeah the when he fights the guys in the woods right yes and he kills every single one of them yeah and then they show him he's all fucked up against the tree so okay because he just sacrificed him he's like fucked up against the tree so okay because he just

sacrificed him he's like run casco run and it's that's when he got the nickname the centurion slayer the hundred man slayer because he kills a hundred dudes at one fight all by himself and he's fucked up afterwards yeah but he is violent when he gets more mad and more mad as the fight goes on so good and it's so well done so well well done. He just fucks people up. There's a lot of good freak outs in Berserk, man. Is it just an anime about freaking out? Yeah. Going berserk.

Yeah. Guys, if you haven't seen it on Netflix, there's the first three movies Eli had me watch them. They're so good. So good. Should I just watch the movies? Yeah. Yeah, you got to start off with the movies, right? Yeah. Yeah, you can watch them. They're so good. Should I just watch the movies? Yeah, you gotta start off with the movies, right?

Yeah, you can watch it. You can do the 90s anime, which is a different version. It's more original to the manga, but the manga is still way more hardcore. But the movies are really good. Yeah, we talked about the manga with how fucked up it is. The anime is like, yeah.

Oh yeah, you were reading the manga. Yeah, I've got all the deluxe editions yeah man john don't read these yeah when i mean like guts has one arm because his own self he cut off his own arm yeah because it's a bit and he's stuck so he's like and he's so pissed he's just he's trying to get to casca his girl uh yeah and then he just like breaks the sword to get it like he's trying to get it out and he's like breaks the sword at, like, the fucking broken sword, and he just looks at his arm and just starts. And it's not a fast, like, smack. Oh, we're talking 127 hours. I gotta saw through my own arm with a fucking tool knife.

Yeah, and he's just hitting, he's sitting the muscle and everything tear, and he's just, like, ripping it. He keeps going back until it all tears and breaks free, and he starts running. Bro, it's... Yeah. Guts is like by far one of my favorite anime characters ever. Yeah. Guts is, yeah, and Guts is fucked. He's just like a dude where you're like, oh, you've been through a lot, buddy.

You have had a rough lot. He's had a bad day. Yeah. He's had a real bad day. Yeah, he's had a couple. Yeah. Fuck. Man.

You got one more, Batty. What is it? I don't know. Batty's had a couple. Yeah. Fuck. Man. You got one more baddie. What is it? Oh, I don't know. Baddies are so many. Seven Deadly Sins. Oh, that's a pretty good one. When, what's his name? Fucking, because his garage can't think of a fucking name.

Yeah. That's a good one. No, no. Seven Deadly Sins. The, oh. Some guy. Yeah. I already know who you're talking about.

Yeah. When he fucking. Escanor. Escanor, yeah. Yeah, Escanor. Yeah, that's his name, Escanor. Because he's like this nerdy little bartender if the sun's not out. And that's when the demons and everyone see him and you see him.

He's like, oh, oh my God. He's like, guys, hide in here and I'll take care of you. And they're like, the demons show up. He's like, oh, there's no one here. And they like, they make a wager because he's small it's like if i if i can take a hit from you yeah whoever can take uh whoever's last i think he was fighting like the greed that red armored yeah yeah the big dude the commandments yeah the commandments yeah and he's like oh and then they like hit him right as the sun's coming out he's like fight he's like oh that's not a fight

and then esco nowhere the sun comes out and he's like he goes from this nerdy dude to like the most jack like 10 foot tall like sun god yeah he's the strongest dude out of the entire with a sexy mustache yeah oh yeah he does and he's like huh and the guy's like who are you you? He's like, it's the barkeeper. And they're like, huh. It's so good. And he just destroys everything. He cuts him in half with a single swipe. He's like, everyone's struggling. He has this giant axe. And he's just like, oh, I gotta watch it.

I gotta go back and watch that. Like, one-handing this massive axe. I'm Eskador. The greed. I am the sin of vanity. What is it? Not Not greed but when you I'm the greed of I'm the sin of vain

It's not vain It is Is it I think so Greed Gluttony Wrath Sloth Greed, gluttony, wrath, which is Meliodas.

Sloth. Isn't it vanity? No. It's something like that. But it has to do with vanity because that's not it. He's just that one. I'm Escanor, the god of something or other, and Batty's looking it up right now as we're talking.

He is the sin of... Cardinal sins are lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride. He's pride. Yeah, he's the... I am the sin of pride. Yeah, pride.

You're gonna have to go back and watch that. Dude, there's so many animes I just want to watch, but I don't have time. But don't watch the full season am the sin of pride. Yeah, pride. You cannot stop me. Dude, there's so many animes I just want to watch, but I don't have time. Don't watch the full season. It's not good. It's terrible. I'm going to sit in my room and finish Attack on Titan today. Do it.

Yes. It's so good. Because you guys have been talking about it for weeks now, and I'm not caught up. And I want to see what you're talking about. I love Levi. Levi's such a good character. Dude, I've read the manga, and I finished the entire story. So right now, season four is on like the break because they do that.

They get like halfway through the season and then break. And now we have to wait for, tell Jane, December or some shit. And you're like, mother of God. And then I like, Darnell's the only reason I did. Darnell was like, did you read it? I was like, did you? I was like, I know it just finished. I was like, it finished literally Thursday. And he was like, read it, Eli. I need somebody to talk to you about. I was like, fine, I'll read it? I was like, did you? I was like, I know it just finished. I was like, it finished literally Thursday.

And he was like, read it Eli, I need somebody to talk to you about. And I was like, fine, I'll read it. And I like last night, I was like,

okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. What is going on next? I was like, this will be short. I forget their books are like big. So it was like a solid couple of hours.

She's just reading Attack on Titan. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to look it up. I'm not going to spoil it for myself like I do with every other fucking anime. I know. They need to make Exterminator. I still think if you need a good anime, Exterminator is the one that I really hope they make.

That's the one like with the bug killer guy who just gets pulled into a fantasy world, right? Whatever. He's just a bug exterminator or animal exterminator in the real world. So he dies or something and he's pulled into an MMO world. And he's like, and there's knights walking around and

wizards and they're like, what job do you want? He's like, well, I'll just be an exterminator. I'll just, you know, kill bugs and stuff. Ever feel like your WordPress site is moving in slow motion? Switch to Kinsta's managed hosting for WordPress and watch it fly. Host your site on Google Cloud's fastest servers with worldwide data centers so your pages load instantly. Need help?

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Kind of the same thing. So like, but this one's just a manga so far. I was reading Carnated is a slime or something like that, right? That's a really good one. That freak out's one of the top ones, too. I haven't seen it. I'll have to watch it. But this one, he goes, he's an exterminator in the real world.

So he's like, oh, I just want to get by in life. So he has all this cool shit he could be doing. He's like, no, I just want to get by in life. So I has all this cool shit he could be doing. He's like, no, I just want to get by in life. So I'll just be an exterminator. So he's like, how much is it for a knight at an inn? And they're like, oh, it's like a couple of silver. He's like, okay. So he walks and he looks at Quest. He's like, oh, I just got to kill

like three rats. And I get some money and some experience points. Cool, I don't care about the experience points. I just want to stay here at the Sim. So he's like, I'll make rat poison. And and i'll just do this and he just keeps doing that like putting rat poison all over sewers goes and stays at the end it's okay here's this and then finally he gets like the first one just for enough to stay there and then he goes back and does he makes a whole bunch of poison and he keeps like killing the rats taking their body throwing out

in the forest keeps doing that and he that. And he turns in the quest. He's like, oh, here are your rat tails. I know you guys went under those to turn in the quest. And they're like, because he has a mass collection of rat tails. And they're like, what the fuck? And they just give him all this gold. Because you just had to do three. His poison was killing the entire sewer system.

Every day it would reset and every rat would die. because he you just had to do three his poison was killing the entire sewer system every day would reset and like every rat would die and then they were like uh uh were you just like we have no more money and he's like oh i'm so sorry okay well uh and he keeps his blue like terminate exterminator outfit and like it's these giant doors that weigh like 18 000 pounds he walks up he's like okay well i'll take my leave and he like rips it off the hinge i'm so sorry he puts it back and they're like what level are you and he's like i don't what's a level and they're like hey look the max level is like 40 and they're like a god and he's like 80 something and they're like what happened he's like i don't know i was throwing those rat tails out and the goblins were eating them and then that was killing

all those hordes so i kept getting like these weird quest uh accomplished thing so like the poison was still in the rat but it was killing more mobs yeah so like the goblin empire was like dying from him which was like experience so he just turns into this massive god and but all he wants to do is just like exterminate animals to get by but he's like the most powerful being in existence in this manga super fucking funny is that a show or is that just just a manga

just a manga fantastic why don't we have our own manga we have some fan fiction out there I know that stop it if I get sent one more paragraph of this fanfic I'm going to throw me Jake's Sonic's Hedgehog

dick. No. It's not fun. If someone could do a mega drawing of that, I'd appreciate it. I think we call that hentai. So top three hentai freakouts. Yeah, top three hentai

freakouts. One top three anti-free cats yeah top three anti-free cats one stipulation can't involve tentacles yeah now what are you gonna do I know is that a thing is there a time without tentacles

don't answer that because I know you're all being I know you want to tell us don't don't I don't know there's something in there

god I forget the first one i watched back because one of my buddies gave me and casey one he's like here watch this and i was like that was because it started off normal and then like the big bad guy demon shows up and you see like beams destroying the city and you notice these flinging things coming from the demon. I was like... Just squinting real hard. That's his dick, isn't it? It is destroying the city. Where is this going? Oh.

That's where that's going. Okay. Got it. His dick just ate that woman. What the fuck? What is this? Super confused on that one. Hentai is art. Thank you very much. One dick, man.

Oh, man. One dick. What video games are you looking forward to right now, Donut? Are we doing video games now? But I haven't played a video game in like a month. I think we're all under that. No, I do this game. You guys have been playing Sushi Ghost, right?

Is that the new name for Ghost of Tsushima? I just played that new co-op game that just came out. What the hell is that game new name for good? So she me you call me my guess What the hell is that game called it takes two it's a co-op game like wait what I have an online co-op game Do you remember um? What was the brothers co-op game that came out like last year brothers? The two were you're like brothers, and you walk around there in jail and you break when you're you're like go to jail You gotta break out and shit, but it's like oh, that's the criminal one where you're like two criminals right they're brothers though i think i haven't played maybe they're not brother maybe they're just friends i don't know a way out i

think it was called a way out i haven't played i've seen it i think i think either way whatever that's this co-op game and it's like a hardcore game where you have like one person has this set of abilities to help you like do platform shit and you have to like jump through these hoops and bullshit to go and open the door so that they can go through after and stuff it's just like you have to work as a team but the entire premise of the game is your dolls that are like made up so this kid's parents are getting a divorce and in her little noodle brain to cope with the divorce she has her two dolls of her parents which she wanted to get along and then when she goes to sleep that night it pulls the souls of the parents into the actual dolls and

now you're two divorced parents that have to work together so they're just bitching the whole fucking time that That's deep. Holy shit. There's that one game I never want to play that's Green Dragon. Have you heard of that? No. Have you heard of that one?

You will not. Like, I read the thing. They're like, Eli, you should play this. People were like, because father-son stuff. I was like, oh. And then I read the, like,

bio and I was like, I will never play this game. It's a fucking family and how they deal with their child getting cancer and passing. It's a game? Yeah. And the kid is like five when I was like, I read the bio. I was like, why would you want to play that?

No. It doesn't sound like fun. No, it doesn't. It's apparently a great game and it's like a deep story. But I was like, oh, that would crush my little soul. That's like watching Graveyard of the Firefly. It's like... I don't know what that is.

You don't... Nope. You don't want to know what that is? I don't know what that is either. It's the saddest anime in existence. Oh. It is like... Oh my god, here, Batty, just pull up real quick.

Graveyard of the Firefly bio. Just real quick. This is like, because I watched this one time and I was like fucking destroyed. And I remember I was personal training at the time and one of my clients was like, oh my God,

if you want a really sad cartoon, check this one out. And I was like, oh no, read the, watch this. It's a Studio Ghibli film? Yeah.

How did I not know this? I feel like he told me about this one time. Yes. Just read the bio, those are our two siblings, Seira and Setsuko, and their desperate struggle to survive

during the final months of the Second World War. Oh, this is the one you're talking about where they're like starving? Yeah, so Batty, you read the plot without me and Donut will do this. Batty's going to read the plot. We'll watch his reactions and we'll read it out loud.

So Batty has optimism in his face right now. It's a smile. As he reads this plot of... Yeah, Donut, read it too. Don't watch it because it's fucking terrible. You were telling me about it. It's hard. Like... Oh, this is terrible. Because you were telling me about you and a friend

watching it and it was just like, ah, just so Debbie Downer. Oh, good firebombing. Good. Oh, but they escaped unharmed. Oh, good firebombing. Good. Oh, but they escaped unharmed. Oh, but their mother dies from severe burns. Hey, Crispy. You're at the good part, right? This is the happy part of the story.

Oh, now they're selling their mother's stuff for food. Oh, Jesus Christ. The aunt that becomes revengeful. Oh, Jesus Christ. The aunt that becomes revengeful. Oh, my God. Oh, then they had an aunt that hates them. Good. Insults them so much, so they move into an abandoned bomb shelter. They release fireflies for light.

Aw. And then they all die. Are they dead at the end? Yeah, the main characters, the two kids, deceased spirits arrive at their destination, healthy and happy. The little brother, the little sister who's like three or four

is eating marbles because she thinks it's candy and she's starving. So the brother shows up and she's like candy and then dies in front like in the brother's arms the little brother's arms and then the brother walks and then he's like at a subway and they're like what's wrong with this kid and then he passes away and then jesus christ is studio ghibli like some of the happiest anime of all time it's fucking like he's just got the PTS isn't that like you read that you're like what the fuck let's get baddie a Purple Heart now thank you bro watch it it's like two hours so you're gonna watch that now no All right, let's give Batty a purple heart now. Thank you for your service. Bro, watch it.

It's like two hours, so you're like... I ain't gonna watch that now. No, never. Great first date movie. But, hey, watch this. Why are you depressed? This is weird. Jesus Christ. Why are you crying?

Oh, God, exactly. You know what I like to show girls the first date? Your dick? Well, that also yes of course passion of the christ yeah no no just to see like if they're cool i play uh uh life hacks by filthy frank on youtube oh my god life hacks it's like if they don't laugh at it then we don't vibe and i just you're like this is a good one yeah i just i don't ever want to talk to you let's be honest just fucking kill them

neighbors being too loud just fucking kill them filthy Frank and at the end it's like just do it he's got the shotgun in his mouth oh Joji how the fuck did filthy Frank go to

end up Joji where's he was just really talented man but he was talented at a offensive humor first i guess very very offensive humor stfu if you've never heard it guys oh my god whenever i have a troll come in or somebody say something stupid i'll just be like wait one and i just play and I turn it all the way up and I just walk away. Shut the fuck up. Oh, it's such a good tune. You're a fucking con. Nobody even wants you here.

He's a fucking classic. OG. I tried to buy his car. I know. That would have been so fucking cool. Really? Yeah. The pink one from the Pink Guy album?

Yeah. I know this. The pink Dodge Shadow that's on the front of the Pink Guy album. I tried to buy it. I found it. One of my moderators from New Jersey, one of my first moderators, Lazy Trout. Shout out to Lazy Trout. He came down and stayed at my house.

And he was like, oh, that car. I know where that car is. It's at this random airport in New Jersey. I was like, no fucking way and if you get on google maps you can see the pink dodge stilt sitting there at this airport so like i contacted the airport and i contacted the dude that's managing the car for uh for joji and like joji just doesn't want to sell it because i was going to buy it restore it and like give it back to him but joji won't let go of it. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda,

natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added. Neutral. Refreshingly simple. Joji, can we have your car?

Can we have your car? I'll give it back to you. I just want to restore it. Dodge Stealth? Yeah. Yeah, this is a fast car. It's just a little drift. It was a drift car. And they painted it pink.

It's made off the Mitsubishi. It's the Dodge stuff and the Mitsubishi four-wheel one. I cannot remember. Is that a 3000 GT? 3000 GT? Yeah. My homie, he knows it. Yeah.

Or Dodge stuff. Either or, Benny. Well, that was a great studio. I believe it makes a really sad anime. And then video games. No one's playing video games out there and you playing that. Yeah. I mean, I play, I'm playing.

Cause as you go, I'm playing Tarkov. The Tarkov Punisher tournament was happening the other day. Yeah. How'd that go? I didn't do it. Yeah. I, yeah. Sorry, Pestley.

He invited me to do it and I was just, I was gone. I was out of town. But, uh, how, how will do? Cause Will participated in it. Will did. Yeah. Willers on Twitch. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did. Will did out of town. But how'd Will do? Because Will participated in it. Yeah, Will did. Yeah, Willers on Twitch. Did Clean do it? No. Clean doesn't like them. Willers. Clean doesn't like those tourneys,

does he? No. It's just some reason I don't. I don't think Tarkov's a competitive Call of Duty style game. And I think people try to make it. That's all they try to do is they try to make it Call of Duty and it ruins the game to me, I think like I want to play that that like survival-ish

type game I want to loot shit I don't want to fucking just spawn run die spawn run die that's not why I play Tarkov if I want to play Call of Duty I just fucking play Call of Duty or in this case Insurgency Sandstorm which is or if you're doing Tarkov like make a fucking just stand

alone yeah hey here's a hundred players that have to fight it out on one which is or if you're doing Tarkov like make a fucking just stand alone hey here's a hundred players that have to fight it out on one of the maps and then you're good to go that would be insane on Tarkov a hundred people on one map just throw a hundred people on shoreline or something I think it's Unity it'd just die

it wouldn't be able to handle it Batty do you have any extra graphic cards I can buy off of you? Uh, I gave my extra one to clean. Talk to him. I had, I had a spare 20 80. Ah,

he's using it for a dude. He can use anything. It's, he's using it for like a media PC in his living room. Okay. It's not like being used, used. So our graphics cards still like hard to find right now.

They're expensive as fuck right now. Yeah. I know like Artesian cause I was talking to them and they're like, yeah, they were like, we'll build the computer. We'll like blah, blah,. Yeah. I know like Artesian, because I was talking to them, and they're like, yeah. They were like, we'll build the computer. We'll like blah, blah, blah. And I was like, well, let me just buy one for a quick temp one. And they're like, yeah, done. And then they have their list of the graphics card prices.

The 3090 right now is $2,400. Jesus. That's around what I paid for it from a scalper off Amazon. And then the 3080s are 1200 or 1400 bucks. I was like, huh? What the fuck is going on? Thank you.

Bitcoin. Yeah. Thank you. Doge coin. Yeah. I was like, holy shit. Cause everyone PC parts weren't fucking stupid expensive before cryptocurrency.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Now trying to find one i'm like it's awful man it's i don't know man like that's why everyone i get so much shit all the time about having a pre-built pc but mother fuck you know what's fantastic about having a pre-built pc they work it's got a 3090 in it too like no one else can find graphics cards that's what i'm saying like at this point in like where pc

gaming is it's not any cheaper to build it used to be like five years ago way cheaper it was so much cheaper to buy all your components and build that pc yourself yep now it's the same goddamn price now like the so basically to these these pc building companies whether it's like alienware fucking uh artesian or i buy power whatever cyber power they zydac right yeah they do yeah it's fine they they they cut deals with all these different manufacturers at this point to drop the cost of these builds so you you're maybe maybe paying 100 extra bucks which i'm fine with. Cause you know, they're going to work. That's what I'm saying. They have a warranty. They're going to work. Yeah.

It's, it's silly. Like their cable management is way better than what I do. I do not. Still. I don't know how they do it. Like I look at when they, I get theirs and then I buy mine and do it myself.

Bullshit. And my wires, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I just shove them in the back it's like no one can look back it's a rat nest like oh this looks hideous whatever no i have to move and tear down my studio again oh no 10 11 monitors and the wires to go with them dude

the back of my my setup is i will never cable manage that much there's so many cables it's too much yeah it makes my brain hurt to think you got a lot going on back there man i guarantee we could pay people like 100 bucks to come cable manage or 200 which is a fair price are there professional cable managers there's gotta be there has to be i would pay somebody to do that we have you pay somebody to clean your house. Same thing. It's like, I'd rather have somebody manage my cables.

It's like, yo, here's like 200 bucks. Just go through my house and like, do whatever you do. Just make it look pretty. Make it look pretty, please.

Cause I try and it still looks like ass. I'm like, no, this is not my thing. Got it. I am not good at organizing cables. Yeah. It's just not, it's a rat's nest i try dude

i when i start when i first started setting it up here i was like i'm gonna try this time i made i set up like the first three monitors i was like never mind i'm done i decided to put four more on top of it and like the the reason it's so bad because i usually try a little bit the reason it's so bad it also spans like 12 feet. Yeah. Most cables don't run that. Like most HDMI cables are six to eight feet. So I'm using like, I have to have extensions for all the USB cameras everywhere.

I got wires running on my ceiling and shit. Plus I have wires going from one PC to the other one and back. So it's just... Yeah. Dude, a dual PC PC setup that shit was difficult because you helped me set mine up that's what I'm going to have him do

I never would have been able to figure that shit out I don't know how I figured it out because I didn't have I just was like I'm just going to sit on YouTube for a while

and hope it works yeah did you ever did I ever tell you what happened with my first dual PC setup this was back in 2018 I was having issues with my mainstream PC PC setup? This was back in 2018.

I was having issues with my mainstream PC because it was just a piece of shit when I first started. Like I didn't have a god setup when I first started. I had a garbage PC and I had a bunch of old components from some of the old PCs because I used to build PCs for friends and shit. So I set up my first dual PC stream. It was terrible. It barely worked and about halfway through the first stream a capacitor in the power supply blew like spark smoke fried the pc everything in the uh the the stream pc i had made fucking blew a breaker in my house i was like well i guess i'm done streaming for the night smoke it shut my uh i guess i'm gonna to unplug that. Jesus. We're good.

It didn't go well the first time. A dual PC setup for people that don't know is where you have, for streamers, it's a PC that plays your games and then there's another PC that streams to the internet so it doesn't bog down each other. A lot of these new games will just fucking

make your stream not want to run smooth so you can separate the two. Yeah, and it's so complicated to set up, dude. That's why I'm just going to have Batty do it, and then I'll just be like, yay. Just wait. When I get there, I'll be like, hey, remember all the times you called me Batty Streams? And I'm just going to turn around and walk out. Just start plugging shit in.

Bitch. Yeah, it should work. Good luck. It's good enough. People always think it's like, because I get like 90 frames a second on COD and then I have people like Zach. He's like, no, you just

set up wrong. I was like, no, COD's optimized like shit, first off. It's like, my computer should manhandle COD with no problem. You're working with Threadripper, right? Yeah, Threadripper 2. 24 core. My PC's fine. It's like 64 gigs of RAM, 12 terabytes of SSD space.

I got speed. I think you're 20 on M.2 anyways, are you? Yeah. 20 on M.2, exactly. Yeah, like, there's nothing. And a 2080 Ti, like, I should be fine on everything. And then when you look at, like, my stream running, my game running, my everything running, I'm at 7% CPU usage.

COD's still at 70 to 80 frames a second. I'm like, you... I hate you, game. That's one thing with a lot of games now that are coming out with early access just being the normal now which i fucking hate oh yeah they said that tonality since pub g is the one i think that really set that into like oh this is the standard it's fine we don't have to ever go full 1.0 yeah no we'll just keep it and then steam incentivizes that because then they don't so if you were running a and um who was it the other game um where you build stuff and fight minecraft no you're shooting and then you're building fortnight fortnight is fortnight stayed

in beta for so long and they admitted they're like yeah we just stay in beta because across the board with video with systems as long as you're in beta you can roll out updates without having to check in with each company the second you are 1.0 then the company's PlayStation Xbox all have to sign off on the patch every patch so it's just like back and forth and like oh if we stay in beta we don't have to do that we just roll out cylinder yeah yeah I just hate it like you remember when games were finished when you bought them and now like peppers farm what's Call of Duty was it where it was like day one there was like

a hundred and twenty gig patch like day one oh that was probably warzone I don't know if it was worse or the one that was before warzone what was the one before warzone black ops yeah black ops 3 I think it if it was Warzone or the one that was before Warzone. What was the one before Warzone? Black Ops something. Yeah, Black Ops 3. I think it was like a 120 or a 210 gig patch day one. Jesus Christ. What the fuck, man? When did game...

It's stupid. It's so dumb. I fucking hate it. What's your biggest release disappointment of all time? On video game wise. Mine would be Fallout 76. I didn't even play that. I love the Fallout series too. I do too. It's one of my favorite series of all time.

76 came out and it was just a fucking dumpster fire. It still looks pretty fucking bad. No Man's Sky is probably up there. I waited for a year for that shit to come out. I heard that was a fucking just a train wreck.

I followed it religiously like the train wreck that was. I can't remember the guy's fucking name. They promised so much. Sean Murphy? I think it was the lead dev.

Because he went around and did all those interviews and he was like it's going to have this and this and this and it had none of those. It had nothing.

It was bare bones skeleton.'s like like it ran but you can't do anything and you can travel to the planets though yeah and they're like the universe is so big two players can't find themselves in the game 30 minutes 30 minutes in two players took a picture together and like put it on reddit but it was where the worst part about it was they'd said you'll be able to see other people like multiplayer

and there was nothing they were on the same planet right next to each other

why don't I see him what what it's yeah there was some radio

silence from their team for a little bit during it too it was a PR

disaster internet historian did a really good video about it I love him radio silence from their team for a little bit during it too. It was a PR disaster. Internet Historian did a really good video about it. Oh, I love him. If you guys don't know the history of No Man's Sky, watch Internet Historian's video on YouTube about it. He does a really good video. He has the death of video games too, right? I think he does the death of video games.

What's the death of video games? Each game will be the death of. An MMO, what was the downfall of that MMO and why did it, like Conan. Why did it fail, yeah. Well, Conan failed

because their dicks were everywhere just flapping around. Yeah. I remember that. That was my favorite part of the game. Dick flapping.

It's like, why I bought the game. Well, I remember because you jump but you do like the Batman jump where your both knees are in the air

and so you're looking at it from behind and the dick is doing that. It's wobbling at the bottom. See, Final Fantasy XIV was probably my biggest. Like, oh, this is a piece of shit. They launched, oh, I remember beta a month before. Destiny 2.

Dude, beta on a month before Final Fantasy XIV launched. I remember getting the beta because i had the collector's edition yeah it's like oh man it's gonna be great a month before i like open beta i'm like no they'll fix all of this in a month right they have they can't release this game release and i was like like i've never had like the ui had lag imagine that when you have you so there's loading in between so you're like menu two seconds and then you like go up and down you're like oh items click it you'd wait two to five seconds in between each equipping items again and with like oh i want to equip my fist weapons you would click it and it would just list everything you

had instead of just like weapons. Then when you die in an MMO, usually it's like respawn, you're good, graveyard, wherever. This is the first time you just die at a slow combat. Like the combat was terrible. And then you die, and it didn't give you instructions on what to do next. So people would just stay dead

because they were like, what's going on? You'd have to go down, and it was a weird word for respawn it wasn't respawn it was something else and then you'd have to click that and then click confirm and then that would bring you back to life back what the fuck it was really shitty ideas and it was just repetition on the fighting there was no really there was no end game. The terrain, they just literally copy and pasted terrain. So within one month, the game sold 1.2 million units. And that's how many subs they had.

1.2 million subs to 16,000 subs in a month. Oh! Holy shit. Yeah, and they were like, whoa, we fucked up. Like, we fucked up bad on this game. Bro! Yeah, damn we fucked up bad yeah that's bad yeah 16,000 subs and that's when final fantasy 14 like they were like yo we got to redo this entire fucking game we got a realm reborn yeah they just literally erased everything they did in a year they're like hey by the way we're just going to refix this over the year we're deleting everything we did

we'll start over holy It was fucking terrible. Elder Scrolls Online was another big letdown. I never played that one either. The Elder Scrolls series is probably my favorite game series. There is. I love it the most. I bought the Super Collector's Edition. I had all this swag and merch

for this shit. I was so fucking ready to play this game. I religiously played it for three months until I just fucking hated myself. It just wasn't fun. I hear now it's pretty good, but that's the same thing with most MMOs. They're good now. I hate when that happens.

Well, it's good now. I don't give a fuck. I don't care anymore. They fucked me in the beginning. That's my thing with Destiny 2. The only game I've probably played more than T tarkov or close to that level was destiny 1 and i played that game so goddamn much like i was a raid leader i was i would sherpa people through like to the lighthouse through pvp through all the raids i fucking lived died that game man i got you and then destiny came out i'm

like let's go i'm so hyped i'm ready and it was like they forgot the last because there was bugs with Destiny 1 it had it's ups and downs of course being like the first MMO-esque shooter

I guess and they put in all this work these quality of life fixes all this crazy shit they talked about

in their dev blogs Destiny 2 launched all of that that was Quality of Life's it was like playing vanilla Destiny 1 again but like it was like what the fuck it was such a disaster of a launch man I was so disappointed

that one's actually probably my biggest one Destiny 2. Destiny's were so like that was a game where you didn't give a I did not give a fuck about the story especially when you played original because all the story was in those the grimoire cards which was the dumbest thing it's like hey you want to learn about the story we'll get these cards and then

log on to the internet go to this website and then you can read in the information which I did I read all of them oh my god and I'm the weeb dude I always had the highest grimoire score like I live breathe and died for that game I loved Destiny 1 so much

Oh me too, like farming the Loot Cave? The Loot Cave, you remember that The Loot Cave before they put the community item in the cave, the skulls Yeah, it was the Loot Cave where you just had that spawn and you just wrecked

It was the coolest thing in the world though. Like, you'd load into the world, you'd have to run across the map to this one little back corner area and there'd be like eight other people

fucking there just all firing into the loot cave and then you'd see one or two of them run forward, go into the cave, come back. We'd all line up

like a firing squad again and we'd murder for ten minutes and then we'd all go pick up our engrams and it was like, it was such a fun little and all the cheats and all the

like exploits to figure out how to use different raid bosses yeah like solo solo winning raid bosses against like Crota and shit

the dark darkness the darkness below I think was the Crota expansion oh I loved that game I soloed Crota that was one of the coolest

things I ever got to do I always said it's like Destiny had the worst fucking story, but some of the best gun mechanics and gunplay in any game. Absolutely. And then you had the raids were fun because it was platform. It was working together.

It was puzzles. Teamwork, puzzles. Huge. Oh, yeah. The teamwork of like trying to like slam dunk the ball and shit. Like you have to hop the invisible platforms. Dude, you had bad players you get so aggravated because they would fuck you like don't look what was the one where you couldn't look i swear you

couldn't make like you had to turn away or something couldn't move or shit happened one was like if you didn't move like when something was going in you had to freeze uh there was there was um you had to get behind pillars. Yeah, the pillars. That was on the way to fighting Oryx. Yes. It was like one of the first bosses to the Oryx fight. Yeah, he would flash like this insane light and you had to hide behind pillars or these little barriers as there was,

you would have to split your six-man raid into three teams. Center team, right team, and left team. Yes, low and high. Yep. Yep. And- No, that sounds like some World of Warcraft mechanic. It was.

That's straight up what it was. It's a FPS MMO. Like, you were having to do puzzles, and you'd have to, like, kite mobs out of different areas. Like, it was so fucking cool. You'd try to get all the mobs in one area so somebody could hit them all with a super at once. Yeah, tighten the blast. Yeah, Titan blast.

Exactly. Or you run your hunters with Celestial Nighthawk for that one super blast instead of three or four smaller ones. My god, I love Destiny! And they ruined Destiny too. I'm going to play World of Warcraft tonight. No, you're watching Attack on Titan. And playing World of Warcraft

at the same time. We're doing some super nerd stuff. Oh yeah, there's a new World of Warcraft. Is a new World of Warcraft at the same time. We're doing some super nerd stuff. Dude. Oh yeah, there's a new World of Warcraft. Is a new World of Warcraft out? Yeah, it came out a couple months ago.

What else just came out? Oh, there was a big Destiny release, or Destiny 2 update. I just don't get hyped on games really. Like, I look at, there was a new game trailer coming out.

I still get pretty hyped over some games. That's what I'm saying. Like, Resident Evil 2 remake, so fucking hyped. And then Resident Evil 3, I didn't even realize. Maybe one of you actually told me. It's like, Resident Evil 3 is out. I'm like, wait, they remade Resident Evil 3? They didn't really remake it though, didn't they?

Was it a remaster? No, they changed the fuck out of it. They changed it around a lot. It's not the same thing, which I would have rather played it like actually remastered. Yeah, back in the day. I haven't played the new one.

I haven't played the remastered. I played it back in the day. Two remaster is fucking amazing. I beat that game front and back and then did the second. So that was one of the last games that I was like, 100% of it did like

Honk Tofu. Like I was like, oh motherfucker, they did this right just played through it beautifully done i was like oh because resident evil 2 was probably my favorite resident evil out of that series one and two so replaying it was like oh and then just play through it you'll fucking beautiful the graphics are amazing the stories i have to go back and do that what game do you want to see remastered Xenogears

um fucking holy shit I'm gonna say New Vegas ooh I would yeah

like that you don't want like a new fall game you want to see New Vegas remastered yeah I want them to take New Vegas and make it

you know modern because it was such a good fucking game that's like one that's probably one of my favorite games of all time New Vegas is so good i mean they the mods on it you can make it look like fallout 4 now and add so much stuff into it but i'd really wish instead of

fallout 76 why don't you just fucking remaster new vegas they would have yeah i would have killed they make their money doing like you get those games where it's like what people want that's why konami was like, Yo, Kojima, remake Metal Gear Solid 1 and 3 and we'll give you the rights to PT or Silent Hill. Yep. Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah.

I remember when they remade Metal Gear Solid for the GameCube and I was like, Mother of God, this is amazing. I bought a GameCube for that Metal Gear Solid remake. Yep, done and done. What a weird console the GameCube was. Little mini discs. Everything about it is like, oh, we'll do the mini discs. We'll have

It's got a carry handle on the back of it. Yeah, the carry handle. I forgot all about that. I was like, oh, but it brings to my buddy's house. So small. What the fuck, dude? Like, would this system exist? They have the old PlayStation had that. No, it was Super Nintendo that was supposed to be.

No, it was the N64 that had this CD cartridge first. N64 had cartridges, not CDs. It was supposed to be a CD. What? Yes. One of the dudes owned one of the. Look up N64 CD. You're going to be be like get the fuck

one of the dudes has the prototypes super fucking rare cause they they dished it because Playstation so Nintendo

was going to buy the rights to use CDs then Playstation bought the rights to Sony so they couldn't make discs

the 64DD yeah there it is holy shit images this no that's not The 64DD. Yeah, there it is. Holy shit. Images. This? No, that's an attachment for one.

Yeah, it goes... Or was it... Oh, it almost got a disk drive accessory. Yes. Huh. Maybe it was a super... There was a system that was before it was just disc and then they swapped it because the PlayStation. Damn.

Oh, you know what I'm looking forward to? Just thought of it. I don't know if we've talked about it yet. Pokemon Snap is being remade right now. Yeah. I'm excited about that too. Did we talk about that last time? No.

Well, we talked about all the new Pokemon stuff coming out, but we didn't go into it. Yeah. See, I'm freaking the fuck out over the new Pokemon games coming out. What, baddie likes Pokemon? Who would have fucking thought? Just getting an entire Pokemon leg tattoo. I'm down for Pokemon Snap. What was the last world?

It's the space one, if I remember right. Pokemon Snap? Mew. Mew was in the last. Yeah, Pokemon Snap. I don't remember. I remember those old ones. you don't remember the space it was like where you took pictures

I remember Garrett was coming out of the waterfall I remember Magmar being in the lava I believe the volcano yeah and you had to get him to pop

out right or was it yeah there was um what else was there I don't remember I haven't I just remember

being on rails and you had to fucking do like throw things at the right time or do certain things to trigger to get the perfect picture

do you mean Casey played the shit out of that I heard Casey has balls he does me and him actually were talking today dude Casey has balls

yeah Casey has balls yeah Casey has balls we were talking today on the drive I think two eggs and we were just bullshitting he's like yeah I'm fucking playing this and this and he's like oh I listen to the podcast like all of them he's like fucking usually I get uncomfortable on podcasts he's like I don't know why I just get uncomfortable but I just like fucking at work I try not to laugh out loud he's

like boy it's funny that's my favorite thing to hear of him everybody's always telling us like they'll be sitting at work with their headphones in and people are staring at them funny because they're laughing like they're geeking the fuck out. Yeah. They're like, oh man, this is great. Oh, Castlevania Symphony of the Night. If they remade that, I would not be mad because I don't think any of you have played that right.

No. No. Oh my God. You guys need it. I don't know. I don't know what I'd want. Like more. I would love more.

Hashtag make baddie donut. Castlevania Symphony of the Night. Okay. I'm not going to play it. You both need to play it. I'm not You guys need it. I don't know what I'd want. Hashtag make baddie donut Castlevania Symphony of the Night. Okay. I'm not going to play it. You both need to play it. I'm not going to play it. Why? Because I don't care.

What was it originally on? PlayStation 1. I definitely am not going to go back and play a PlayStation 1 game at this point. The anime's good on Netflix, though. Do you have a PlayStation 1? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you played Monster Rancher yet? No, it's still sitting in my truck.

Fuck. Why? I don't know. I was waiting on Rancher yet? No, it's still sitting in my truck. Fuck. Why? I don't know. I was waiting on you guys. You were gone for a while. Yeah, I was gone for a while. We got Monster Rancher? Yeah, we have Monster Rancher.

We talked about that in one of our first podcasts for a while. And I have it now because of that podcast. It costs like $90 on eBay. I'm sure, man. And it's open. Yeah, right? It's been touched. Yeah.

Dude, imagine getting it. You open it. You you flip it over it just scratched the fuck up it's like some some goddamn blockbuster shit from back in the day like dude blockbuster i swear people would fucking rent dvds or video games go fucking sand their car with the disc and then bring it back and be like oh this has a buff in it and they're just like, why, why? I see a little smudge on this. Instead of taking out my shirt or a cloth to clean it, I've got a rock.

I'm going to try to get this smudge off of the rock. Like, who the fuck? Like, I remember renting DVDs and movies and then just being, like, I don't understand how people could fuck something up that bad. Do you remember taking toothpaste

and putting it on the, on your DVDs to try and make them work or your games to try and make them work? Toothpaste? Dude, it got bad with some like, I remember I had a copy of Final Fantasy 7, I believe it was. And... It would freeze in one part. I knew

exactly where it would fucking lock up because I, like, it's gonna happen every time. This is the scratch. You take it out, you can look at the scratch and it was like a car like the grand canyon yeah yeah you're like oh these motherfuckers just one part of this i fucking hate people if you scratch cds fuck you how i don't and that's the weird thing like it was always it's like the the little siblings that would do it because i was so like when i'd bring it dude i was holding that shit like it was the T-virus and I was about to break the bottle. Yeah, you're like.

Like, just don't scratch this. I'm getting angry now. Just thinking about all the rage. Your brother's like, oh, here, ring the doorbell. The first game I ever bought that was on CD, I had a Sega Saturn. And I bought Tomb Raider. Or my parents bought Tomb Raider for me. Okay, big money over here.

I know, right? And I didn't know that you have to push down the center to pull the disc out. And so I just tried to pull the disc out, and I broke Tomb Raider in half. And I was so sad. Just tried taping the top back together. I was just like, we need to go to Walmart. It came like this. I opened they opened the box it was broken what video game was it like the wii the original wii what console had those really hard games to pull out of their fucking like the discs were like locked in two it wasn't the wii

the wii had a disc drive like you put in. No, I'm saying in the cases. Oh, yeah. Because they had the rounded edges up to it so you couldn't get a fucking... Oh, yeah. You're literally like prying the CD in half. It's peeling up and you're like... Is it going to break?

What system was that? I was terrified. Every time you play video remember. I was terrified. I know exactly what you're fucking talking about. I was terrified. Every time you play video games, you're terrified. Yeah, I was like, oh, how am I getting this out? And I remember the Xbox 360 cases were like the opposite. They were those flimsy, shit, cheap-ass cases.

Every single Xbox 360 case. See, he's just loose. Dude, they either fall out or the cases themselves would break. Every single, I had so many fucking Xbox 360 games. That was like the prime of me being a nerd. And every single case was cracked or broken. It wasn't like I was doing it, put the CD in it, or when I'd pop the CD out, the little three things in the middle would break off.

So you're just like, this is useless now. This is just... I don't miss all of that. I just wish like, and then back in the day, it was like all systems had different, like how they labeled their video games or cases. So nothing would line up.

Like the PlayStation logo would be on the bottom facing left, but the Xbox would be at the top facing right. So no matter how you put them, they wouldn't line up and it'd be like, it'd just be shit. The old PlayStation games. Do you remember that? Tell us how you really feel about that.

The old PlayStation games. Have you how you really feel about that. The old PlayStation games? Have you seen those boxes? The thick ones? We're talking PS1? Yeah, the big bookcases? Oh, I don't remember those. Bro, they just gave books. They were like, here's your PlayStation 1 game.

Yeah, I remember when PC games were like that. And like Half-Life 1? It was like that tall and this wide. Why do I need all this see this is what i remember like yeah go to uh playstation one a game origin uh oh here we go no right there there's one let me see it yes there's a gigantic like yeah you like you're like why would you not that's one there there's so many trees were killed back in the early video game beginnings. That's when you used to want to read instruction manuals for video games. Yeah, there used to be instruction manuals, and they had cool little, like, tidbits and shit. Yeah, man.

What the fuck happened to it? I mean, okay, you know what happened? CDs don't, games don't exist anymore. Download shit now. Everything's downloaded. I remember when Electronic Boutique, eb games oh they had they would sell used pc games and I don't know why they didn't figure out you could just clone those things like I downloaded a program off of uh Napster or LimeWire or something and just cloned I was cloning all these games and taking them back

to eb games and getting money for them. You're like, here we go. Okay, I got my game back. I remember I bought, what game was it, man? It was a game that, it was like StarCraft. I bought StarCraft used for the first time way back when. Code was taken out of it. Couldn't even fucking play the game. Yeah, they cut that out within a year or two.

Yeah, no more used PC games. No more used PC games. I was a kid, man. I was fucking like, well, I'm going to play StarCraft. I went back and bought the brand new Brood War chest. Do you remember the battle chest they used to do? That big. The big box. Yeah, the big box.

It had everything in it. Yeah, I went back and bought that. It was new and sealed, right? God. I got played. Fucking Babbage's, yeah. We used to have a Babbage's in the mall in Vermont. It's turned into an EB Games, which turned into a... God, I remember Babbage's. We used to have a Babbage's in the mall in Vermont and it's turned into an EB Games which turned into

a GameStop. What was before GameStop? There was another one, wasn't there? I think it was EB Games. I remember it was Babbage's to EB Games so maybe it was GameStop. Because Babbage's is like, that's where I got Metal Gear Solid 2.

That's like late 90s at best, I think, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like mid 90s to late 90s. Because I remember Zone of the Enders came out and it had the Metal Gear Solid 2 demo. I was like super fucking stoked.

Oh, man. Was 2 or 3 on the oil rig? 2 was on the oil rig. Okay. Yeah. That one was good. Yeah. The demo came out with Zone of Enders

and then you beat Zone of Enders and that game was like oh god to go back as a child and relive that time I'm good I'll stick with my VR porn thank you very much that's all your VR has turned into now

you're like man these games are great duh girl with big tits okay let's go with this one big ass thank you yeah it's lifelike how long how long no no that's it that's it we're calling it we're calling it that's it that was a good that was a solid episode that was a good one guys there thank you so much we got uh oh yeah leave a comment leave a download tell us your favorite hentai in the comments yeah I want the title

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