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one. Your voice is always so buttery smooth on that hi everyone. I think I'm just going to take all of your content, feed it into an AI voice thing and I'm going to use that to read bedtime stories to my children. Yeah, you got that audible alert. Yeah, that's and I'm going to use that to like read bedtime stories to my children.

Yeah, you got that audible alert. Yeah, that's where you're going to use it for. 11 labs. Get the 11 labs. It's just going to be N-word after N-word. Voice over. No, Brandon, no. I've got that on recording.

I don't need the AI for that. Like, uh-oh. I got a bone. Are you guys working on a White Claw sponsor? No. I don't think so. You don't have to drink it. We just pop.

Cody, you. Like together? Like all at once? Yeah, it's a synchronized. Oh, I see. I love that. Oh yeah, we do the three, two, one. It's like our club.

Kapow, kapow. Yes. When we remember to do it. Here, we fucking did it. All our ice is already melted. Yes. Show, are we good? We're hot.

Everyone looking hot. Oh yeah. Everyone looks hot as shit. Three two one Slick nice you got a facial I got the cocky It's wet over here, she's nice your first one was on camera yeah that's for the patreon yeah i was gonna say you guys got patreon you have to have g-band blur that and just add sound yeah put it in slow motion kevin's like uh you can delete that entire podcast now you wouldn't care cody do you want to sign us in hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed. I'm joined today by Mr. Eli DoubleFap, Brandon Herrera, CallMeChris, and OompaVille. Hi.

Sorry, I got distracted because I just see Brandon's head all of a sudden. I'm like, oh, you get like two cameras, bro. Two angles. Oh, boy. Should I back up somewhere? No, you're good. You look wonderful. Welcome.

Hi. I'm so excited to have both of you on you are just an an additional surprise we did not expect sorry no don't apologize that was a really polite way of saying she wasn't invited yeah get the fuck out if you didn't want her own what do we say boys only yeah you've been asking me to do it for a long time i know i'm really bad i'm really bad I'm here for moral support He's worried about us I'm worried I'm worried that I'm gonna get We have a snow Mexican here, Yes. Yes. Snow Mexican.

Yeah. I know. We were the one that were saying that to her brain. And someone was like, I never heard it. I was like, I like that. Cody's one slurs.

Pull him down. He's floating. You always have to kind of gauge your friends. You throw the light slurs out first. And then it's like, okay, they're kind of snow Mexican. Okay. We the light slurs out first and then it's like, okay, they're kind of cool. Snow Mexican.

Okay, we're good. We're good. And bomb. No, man. Stop it. Really bad. I'm so sorry. Spit on it first.

Jesus Christ. And we're just seeing the campaign ads. Congressman Herrera says it's okay to slur. The terror in your... Oh, man. They're going to have a blast. So you guys, thank you for driving down, like, first and foremost.

And then we had a great time yesterday. We just ate Mexican food. It was pretty good. It was great. It was pretty solid food. Took a solid two hours for it to come. Finally came, and then we all enjoyed it. And then I was learning about both of them more in depth.

And I was like, oh, so many questions I can't ask. Dear God, do they have fucking stories. Like, we can start with the ginger Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah Pocket ginger It's hairy dude look at that. It's a root wait it has hair on well It's got like fibrous roots and stuff and then if you I thought you said eat it. No no

This is his go-to It's killing my thing mm-hmm in a weird way. I was like it always been your thing for a long time Yeah for a very long time like since I was a child no sure okay So it's like a 10 20 year thing not like a like long time like two months ago I just started carrying around like like like it has become a part of me. Yeah, it's part of my brand at this point It's all over the personal brand. It's like sort of not embarrassing really but Whatever I tell people that they're just like what and I'm like, yeah Yeah, anyways, we'll just move on you know people in our circles like there's that split second where I'm like is this a fucking bit

It's like my Zen, you know, we put, you like, all three of us put our concealed carries on the spot. His was ginger. Mine's just ginger. It's really hairy today. He's got pubic hair. Last night I found out both of us, well, you, that's what I was like, you want a drink? He's like, no, I got ginger.

I was like, huh? He's like, yeah, it's just ginger, you know? You just eat it. It's really good. And then he went in scientific explanation of why it's super healthy for you very good for you you should all start carrying pocket ginger yeah i might work like a little look into that yeah it has a lot of little bites off of it yeah it takes little bites off like

a rabbit yeah okay it's do you guys have overdose on ginger i can, I have. Really? Yeah, it's a blood thinner. Oh, my God. Wait, you OD'd on? I didn't like literally. Did she run in and like

tend to a person who was a needle? He did the Narcan. He's doing the ginger again. He's strung out on ginger. If you get cut, you're just a leaky boy. Yeah, yeah.

It's a blood thinner. It thins your blood a little bit boy yeah yeah it's it's a uh it's it's a blood thinner it thins your blood a little bit so i used to take a lot of it before i would work out i would drink like a cup of coffee and then take some ginger and it's it's just pretty solid pre-workout honestly but uh yeah it makes your heart beat a little quicker because it because your blood's a little thinner those chinese people were on to something yeah Yeah, the Chinese people. I think it's them. Yeah, most of the South Coast. If they know how to cheaply make their labor force more effective, they got it. Cigarettes and ginger.

Yeah. And no OSHA. Yeah. Oh, yeah, speaking of which, this is like the Indian, I think it's the Indian construction workers that have that, like, special energy drink that literally is just full of amphetamines. They'll have buildings up in, like, three days. three days that's it's wild because they're all just methed out they call uh that back in back home in in virginia that's like um it's they call it

framing powder like all the contractors they call it framing powder they just you know do drug whatever what do they call contractors where you're from i don't talk about it we've done that twice now in the podcast. Yeah. We're joking about, yeah, there's a group of people south of Fayetteville that like the Lumbee Indians that would be our sheet rockers. And everybody would, it sounds like a slur, but we were just genuinely saying like they were good at mudding.

Like it's what you call, you know, the, you know, spackle mud. So yeah, call the mud people. Nice. And it's like, if you don't know, it's like, Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with you? No, no, they're just genuine craftsmen. They're fine craftsmen. It's goddamn mud people. It's an art.

When you say it like that, I don't think it's about their artesian craftsmanship. It's when you add the qualifiers, you know. That's when it starts sounding a little hateful. Sound like Grandpa at Christmas over here. We can't say that. When you yell it, it's not good. It's not good. It's bad.

Yeah, that's how you emphasize it. Anything's a slur if you're angry about it. Yeah, pretty much. I feel like there was something I was saying the other day that was a pretty sweet slur, but it wasn't actually. It wasn't, no. What was it? I don't remember.

I know you're talking about that. I thought you were proud of it. I was like, yeah, I said a real slur today. It just came out so naturally. I felt like, man, this should be one. Yeah. Like a Columbus sort of. Uh-huh.

Slurs. A pioneer. A pioneer. Yeah, a pioneer. First. Well, we got ginseng, or not ginseng, but ginger. And I'm going to tie this around really terribly. We talked about the Chinese.

We talked about the mud people. Accents and why your accents are fucking on point. But my big question was, okay, you do fantastic white impressions. Do you ever venture out of? What is this podcast, man? What are you trying to do? What's your agenda? Yes, I can do a lot of accents that I'm probably not allowed to do.

And it's just because I like imitation and I like to... She does them for me a lot. Behind closed doors? That's exactly what you think. Oh yeah, talk to me like I poop. Well, it's funny because I actually grew up with a lot of East Indian people up in Canada. A lot of my friends, but it would be wrong for me to imitate them.

Publicly. I don't know, but I do with them and they're fine with it or whatever. I'll give you a Mexican pass all day long. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Because it's weird, you get a sweet, I'll give you a Mexican pass all day long. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Because it's weird. You get a sweet pass.

We can give you the brown pass. And that's funny, too, because I've literally done, like, I speak a decent amount of Spanish, or I did, like, back in the day, and I would... You remember Mexican? Sí.

But I would speak Spanish in some of my skits, and I would... People tried to cancel me for speaking of the language, not even just the accent. Fuck out. Oh yeah. So now I'm just like, I just don't even try.

What? They're sensitive up there. It's weird. Like I love the language. I love the culture. I studied it and they're just like, actually, no,

all the Mexican people are Spanish people. I bet they love it. Yeah, they love it. But yeah, it's, it's what we always see is this, because I've had habitual line crosser.

He's a military guy. He does accents, but he is just eyes overlaid on a map. So he just talks and he uses the accents from there. Yes. And no one cares because he's like, oh, it's just a country. It's an aircraft. A-okay, but it's like you doing a Mexican accent,

which I find hilarious. Yeah. You're like, no, I can't. And you're like, the fear in your eyes, you're like, no, no. Yeah, I mean, cancel culture is so real nowadays. When it's like, it's really like 90% of people are probably totally cool with it.

But it's that 10% that's like. It's probably more than that. It's just that Gen Z TikTok audience that just like, it's so, they just want like. It's probably more than that. It's just that Gen Z TikTok audience that just like is so, they just want to be bothered. Yeah. Oh, yeah. People love watching people's downfalls.

They want to consume themselves. Yeah, it's crazy. They don't have any real stops, that's why. Yeah. We should find out how to end it. We should. This is what this is about. Welcome to Unsub.

We dissect the world problems. I got an idea. He's like, let's go find him. Whoa. Let's turn to music. We can turn to music like John Lennon. We're starting with the two Mexicans on the podcast. You got to shut up.

In the head. Yeah, if only John Lennon imagined something more useful like a world without 38 specials. That's pretty funny. He was the first to suffer from a parasocial relationship. Yeah, true. That's true. Old John Lennon. I never thought about that.

His fan shop. Yeah, because wasn't that like he read Catcher in the Rye and just decided to gankank in the parking lot. Yeah Put those two together the catcher in the rye and John Lennon. Well when you're off your meds Yeah, never mind You're like Charlie with the't fair. Yeah. Schizophrenia. It makes sense. You're like Charlie with the red thread board,

like, well, you see. Yeah, exactly. That's funny. We talked about it yesterday, I was like, I'm not gonna ask questions on it, I don't know if the guys want to hear this. Wow, we can't use any of that. Yeah.

Yeah, don't use any of that, guys. Yeah, and you're the bad one, that's crazy. Yeah, don't use any of that, guys. Yeah, and you're the bad one. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible. Just cuts to that. Jesus.

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It's inserting the footage throughout your. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really enjoy doing that that way. Like the activity. And you kind of get to know people a little bit more that way. Or the audience gets to know them more. Because obviously, like, I had him on.

I know him. But the audience gets to know them a little bit better. And I like to, like, fill in eight millimeter and mix up the media and stuff. It was very fun to record. Yeah. They film in eight. Explain was very fun to record. They film in 8mm. Explain the camera. 70mm.

No, it's not. Yeah, no, it's just an 8mm, and then we just use regular Sony cameras and stuff. It's nothing crazy, but I like that because it just gives it that almost 90s MTV kind of in the 80s vibe kind of thing. People really enjoy watching it or the attention span I find is shorter nowadays so it like holds people attention well that's what you

were saying yesterday like yeah we do that and inserting all that footage while the podcast is going yeah you probably have you don't have drop-offs no not not I mean obviously in every video there is but it's actually the retention's really really good with those videos which is cool yeah both of you have fantastic editors like yes this is one of the few things like i don't know if you both start do you originally i'm assuming you both edited your own content and then when did you start branching into hey we're gonna hire people to do this but still i can tell you both probably maintain a lot of control over yeah i've got the queen of my channel tara who does she so she started editing for me in 2017 but she was didn't know how to edit at all uh and i edited my own videos until

2020 or 2019 i think 2019 and uh i was just like my channel was doing very badly I was like this is my last hope okay because I need to what is bad go on that was like 20,000 views a video oh christ pretty bad yeah that's yeah that's rough I had like 300k subs or something like that so it's just like I didn't know what really I was doing or like what to do it was very stressful um and I asked her I was like hey this sort of, I gave her a business plan. And she essentially agreed to work for free. I did not let her

work for free. I still paid her less than what she should have made, but more than what I was making. How many cents per hour? It was like 500 bucks a week. So it was still good. It was still pretty solid. But it was definitely like, man, you're doing so much work. we're working like 16 hour days both of us um trying to get this stuff to work and then she slowly blossomed into just like pretty much i would consider her the

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Public Mobile. Different is calling. Whole scam series, how long that was and how many different parts and how that was organized. Not to mention just like the funny edits and whatever and like the framing and all that stuff. I think she's a genius and she has

three minions that work below her. Tara? Tara Tara Tara Yeah, Tara, whatever you want to call her you fucking cry. I text you about that episode when you started releasing I was like yeah, yo you're editing or the cinematography everything about that series. I was like yeah, holy shit She's like actually talented She's incredibly talented all of us recently like have started to use like you and Papa Meat as examples of how to do desk content. I've literally shown that to my editor. I'm like, this is how you do retention beats.

That's peak desk content, in my opinion. Yeah, I mean, Tara, her job now is to take the graphs and stuff from analytics and just incorporate that into the editing workflow. So she especially has just kind of gone and run with it. She has a huge, huge brain. She's gigabrained. It's awesome. Her, Curry, is another editor that I have.

Squeaky and Coop. They're all cool as fuck. I love all their names. Yeah, they're all cool. They're all talented. The parents named them, right? Squeaky. Unfortunately, yes.

Do they all have slicked back hair and matching jackets? Yeah. When they walk in, they go, ha. Yeah. They have cigars. We use Da Vinci. Very racist. Switchblade combs.

Yeah. Man. See? That made no sense, but I'm glad we all jumped on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We shared a moment together. And then yours, when did you start editing and then have somebody take over? Because yours is also that same pace.

It's retention beats and watching somebody just get it. I'm like, fuck, this is why she's doing so well on the internet. I got it now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, thanks. Yeah. For like a year and a half, I was editing.

And then for this past year and a half, because I've only been doing this for like three years now. I have one editor, Jay. I love him so much. I'm so thankful for him. He's incredible. And he also helps out with like videography and stuff too, with the podcast and with, I do like ghost hunting videos and stuff too. So we collaborate and like mesh so well with that stuff.

And it's so important. And we like share brains. It's like, yeah, he met him. And yeah, he's, and so is Tara Tara's awesome, too They were very thankful for Tara and Jay. We should have them fight We should have a job if I lost him. I'd be ruined. I should probably get another. Yeah, you should definitely I know he keeps things like you need somebody else can't they know when you find that one when it's just like so good Yeah, it's like nobody's gonna do it is good. But yeah. He'll never leave me.

He's gone. Uh-oh. Shit. Shit. I just keep giving him a raise. I keep giving him bonuses. I'm like, please never leave me. That is a really special thing when you can talk to your editor and they automatically

know, like you don't have to give them notes. No. You film it. They know what you want. Yeah. And you could just like, there's videos like my editor Delance is, you know, fucking awesome. He's been with me for years. I will put up videos that I haven't watched because I trust him to do it right.

Yeah. Like I'll just set them live. I'm like, okay, I know you did that right. Yeah. That's how mine is too. Because I had to go through like five editors I think before I finally hired one that used to work for Mr. Beast. I was like, this fucking guy knows what he's doing. And so it's worked out.

Same thing. I don't have to give him notes or anything. Who's your editor? AJ. AJ? Yeah. He was at Range Day. He's quiet.

I don't know if you remember or not. But great dude. Thank you, AJ. Thank you, editors. All the editors. Love you guys. Nothing without you. We do G-Van.

G-Van, fuck you. Uh-uh. We can't make him think that he's special. That's true. Remember, you can't do it without us, though. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, we can't make you think that he's special. Oh, that's true Remember you can't do it without us though. Yeah true Just remember if we die you're unemployed But they'll make some They got footage that oh, yeah, I got it. I got three terabytes a Dropbox that our career Terabyte

Why you have to be real cool with your editor yeah, I'm sending you unedited stuff. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we good Yeah, like friends with your I want a solid thumb drive of an hour of you saying the n-word There's a lot of trust involved in this relationship Hey, do you wanna work for me? I need you to read that this is called mutually assured destruction So nowadays India's don't like you shit No because I can Get loopholes if you're like a youtuber and you have an editor sign an NDA or and there's a bad experience than the editor It's just gonna make a video and if you enforce the NDA and you sue the person who thinks you are bad

It's just gonna be look it's gonna be bad look for you Yeah, like since there's no point in signing really any NDAs now, especially in the if you're involved in Twitter in any way. It just makes no sense. Thanks a lot. Cody? Cody's my favorite Twitter

account now, which I'm still very terrible at it because yesterday I was like, man, none of my friends pop up and I didn't realize there's two sets. Yeah, Eli's very slow with that stuff. Last night, I was like, man, Cody doesn't pop up. What is this? Oh, there he is.

Oh, there we go. Now I see my friends. If you engage with him, he'll show up in the for you. I have 40. I think I follow 40 people. Yeah, I was slow to Twitter too. I'm terrible at Twitter. I'm terrible at Twitter. It's 40 people. Yeah. I was slow to Twitter too. I'm terrible at Twitter. I'm terrible at Twitter.

It's called X. Sorry. Oh, yeah. I call it Twitter. I'm going to need you to go like that Tyler, the creator tweet. I want more of this in my feed. That was really funny. There was that whole thing where like British police are investigating because a girl got in VR. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, Tyler the Creator has at one tweet where he's like, how is cyberbullying real just walk away from?

The whole the VR chat world and all that all like the virtual stuff where people are like it's there's like What's that book that we were just listening about or something it's like ready player one dimensions of caves or something oh yeah i forget what it's called but it's like about the ethics of the online world and how eventually things are going to become illegal yeah there will have to be laws because like reality is now sort of like crossing an intersection with things that are not real and at what point is it illegal to uh like what what when will there be crimes that you can commit on X? I mean, there already kind of are. Like slander, libel, things like that.

There's things in the real world that do apply. They've existed before. Like what is the new stuff? Like VR and the virtual worlds. Like harassment. Like if you're just saying, if you just continuously comment on someone's shit, is that, like if you show up at someone's house every day? You're gonna?

I mean, that's like legal you can't just keep on doing you can't harass someone for an extended period of time Oh, that's actually trying Once their attorney sends you a notice Yeah, bully You can do it for a little while. Once their attorney sends you a notice, then you can stop. Then you back off because you're a bully. Yeah, exactly. It's illegal. It's not covered by the First Amendment or whatever fucking nonsense. The First Amendment ends at the rock through the window.

That's it. Fucking. That's funny. We talked about this last night. This is fucking ridiculous. I told you it would be brought up hi welcome we talked about

I think we can discuss this when you move from Canada you have to have your departure taxes you know about this Cody yeah so do you know how much departure tax and do you know it is how much you've made your entire lifetime? Oh god, I think they're trying to do that in California New York now. Yeah. Yeah on this whatever business

So she it's crazy for her to move she's paid taxes and you pay 50% taxes right now personals 50 corporate or as 27 or almost 30%. Oh yeah! We had old people convo's last night if you wonder what we talked about. That's why I'm moving down here because that's like it's crazy. I think she likes you too. She might like you a little bit. She's like yeah yeah yeah

but taxes. But honestly the taxes. I'm still edging an aneurysm over 50% personal income. Isn't that crazy? 50% personal income tax. And I'm sure, I mean, I'm not like, I'm just kind of going out on a limb because we can really sort of, well, not that I do it,

but you can sort of manipulate the IRS in certain ways. Like you can- The CRA? You can avoid taxes. I do it. Right? You can evade them.

You can kind of avoid them. Because there's legal ways to do it. Exactly, yeah. There's shells and all sorts of stuff. Yeah. But I'm assuming there's not, exactly. I'm assuming there's not as much you can do in

the great white north to avoid that 50% burden. No. There's not. I wonder if you sell, like this is just spitballing, but I wonder if you could sell some of your corporate holdings to an American company. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm going to be selling my company to a new company I'm going to be making in the States.

That makes sense. So it'll be like terrible for the next little bit, just like paying a lot of money. There's a way to like put it off or to pay it at a separate time. Like until you leave quarterly. Interest or like,

so it's just like you might as well. Come and get me. You're like, is there extra money for tax fraud? Who's going to come get you? Yeah, they're wide use that 40% to just entice your family to come down I just can never I would rather do that Hello mountains are those level four plates? Plates? Oh, this is gonna be easy. Freedom.

Rides around the horse. America. Now I have a passive attacks burden and free horses. All right, I'll give it a go. Get back to you with how that goes. But really cool hat now. But yeah, lots of taxes. The uniform's already red. I pay so many taxes.

The taxes are a big L, that's bad. It's crazy. That's annoying. It is crazy how much I pay in taxes. You just get. Which I mean, blessed to be able to have to pay that. But you know, it's a burden. That hurts, it still hurts. It's like you come from nothing, like I came from dirt,

and then you like work your way up, and they're just like, I'll take half. Well that's kind of like watching somebody ride away with your Lamborghini Lamborghini They stole at gunpoint, and you're like wow. I'm just blessed enough to have my Lamborghini Fuck man, I got to buy that Taxation without representation mm-hmm wars have been started over less. True. Where are we? We are discussing the world's problems at this table. What is the

amount for departure tax there? I don't know the exact amount, to be honest. I don't know the exact amount, so I don't want to say it because I don't know exactly, but it's a lot. Is it 50 or is it 20 or something? I don't know the exact amount, so I don't want to say it because I don't know exactly. But it's a lot. It's a lot. It makes me want to throw up.

Imagine that, Cody. Imagine getting a bill. You're like, I want to move just like 100 miles south. Yeah. You're like, well, this is how much this is going to cost. Yeah. It's like, oh, you've paid so much in taxes. We want to take all of it. Because where you're from has a huge impact on how much money you've made.

Yes. Especially when you're a YouTuber. Yeah. Yes. I mean, shithole governments, for example, like California, New York, people like that, trying to implement that exact same thing. It's just a financial Berlin Wall.

Yeah. They're just trying to keep people there. Yeah, exactly. They just don't want to leave. Yeah, exactly. So, like, yeah, it's going to suck in the short term, but long term, it's going to be huge. Yeah.

Especially in this great state of Texas. Where we have no personal income tax. I know. Don't leave. It's gonna be huge. Yeah, especially in this great state of Texas Where we have no personal income tax That's normally Canada yeah It's kind of like offensive a little bit in Texas. I would have thought I was in trouble. Virginia. If Savannah was ever, if I was like, Hey, dah, dah, dah, dah. And she was like, okay, bud. I'm like, what? Yeah, exactly.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Yeah, but I'm from. Like if a friend said that. I'm just saying that it would be one thing. The colloquialism is like saying, but is like a defensive thing.

No, that's like a term of endearment. Yeah. You call like people you're really close with. Hey bud. Like if a friend said that said that here wouldn't be a big deal, but a significant other was like okay, bud Not your bro, I've called significant others bro, I call Heather bro. see. I say dude a lot. I say dude. It depends on the mood. I'll say shit like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah. Like, dude, bro. We very rare.

Babe, how often do we say bro? All the time. Okay, how is that different than bud? All the time. It depends on the mood. Two letters. Not really. I say love of my life.

There. Love of my life. She's never said that once. But now. Till now. Look at her. Maybe once. Over text.

I wrote a question for this, actually. Oh? What is the least favorite thing about one each other? He's like. We came for violence. Yeah, Eli woke up and chose violence today. You have to have something. I'll yell at mine right now.

I don't know, babe. You look wonderful today. You're amazing. And you shed hair every fucking where. Every fucking where. Did you put it on the shower wall? Like take it and just shove it against the wall? I went up to my personal bathroom.

Was it yesterday or two days ago? It just ends up in his underwear. I went poop and I got up to my personal bathroom. Was it yesterday or two days ago? It just ends up in his underwear. I went poop and I got up. And there was a fucking one of her hair in the bathroom. She has never used in her fucking existence in that house. I was like, why is that in my toilet? In my toilet right now. Because she lied about never using it.

That's where she is. She used her poop toilet. She's like, I got to see what all this craze is about. She sat in the throne. You've never lived in a house unless you have shit in every restroom. That's true. This is a dream, brother. It's actually funny, when I was a kid I used to shit in my parents' toilet.

When they were away. I just wanted to see if it was different, you know? That's funny. That's really funny. I used to use, yeah, I used to sleep in if it was different. Yeah, I used to sleep in my parents' bed. Is that weird? No, I just... Just feet not touching the board. This is great, but I don't get it. Their toilet's bigger than mine.

It's like they're giants. Get the little potty Edison on. Yeah. But the main thing, though though that I dislike about her To be honest is so I really like the red hair right? I like that. I like her hair She's very she's sort of that's like one of her things. She's known for having beautiful hair all the time. Thank you. Um, but When it's red it also turns things red It also turns things red. All of his... So, like, if I have anything that's around where her head is near it,

it just fucking turns red after a while. Like, you gave us pillows. They're red now. Sorry, man. The pillows are red. Not from my head. Are you dying it every night? No!

No! If you take a shower as well. Oh, yeah, it looks like a murder scene. Red. But you like it. I was going to say my hair was red because I didn't want you to see the red river in the shower.

Yes, yes. Is that why I couldn't see you naked? Yes. What? Six months I waited. What's that woman, the spy woman, Scarlet, what's her name? Jo Hanson. No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no this is like a game or something

I think I might be making it up In my head, but there's like a game of this woman with red hair, and she's dressed just like her right now She travels around oh, I know what you're talking about. What the fuck like the Corridor San Diego. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh That's crazy. I've tried to look that up so many world is yes San Diego. That's night early night Yeah, this was on PBS back in the day. Oh, wow. I was not even born until I take it I was so I think I remember her being hot. She better be.

Solve crimes. Was she? She's hot. When you look her up now, you're like, Take it back! Shit. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad

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on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Grocer groceries that over-deliver. Chuck away. She looks really British. Oi. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Yeah, look it up. Look it up. Oh, you look it up. Your family tree looks like a telephone pole. Carmen Sandiego. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's who I remember okay yeah

I'm much whiter G-Band pull this up and my hair is not as white that's crazy did they ever make Carmen Sandiego Mexican? I think they remade it and made her Mexican

she's Carmen her last name's Carmen Sandiego that's funny see she was straight white when like yeah

when we were I kind of remember that oh and a white lady. Maybe it's a one of those Where there's things where you think it's different? Mandela Mandela effect Mandela effect. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I was gonna call like a minnow theory or some shit Makes sense to me like this That's just a minnow theory In your universe it was called a minnow theory. I don't like the taste of ginger. I don't like the smell of ginger. So when he eats a lot of ginger and then I like kiss him or near him, I don't like the smell. But I love him anyway and I don't say anything. That's what you hate about me. I don't hate anything about you.

Well I hate that stuff about you. I fucking despise your hair. Fuck you Carmen Sandiego. He starts calling you that. Want some hair? No! Oh Eli and the Unsub Podcast breaking up marriages before they happen. He just starts shoving ginger down her mouth. It's really less expensive this way. My wife.

You will eat this ginger right now. Hiding it around the house. No I don't want it. They're everywhere. Ginger candles and shit. He's hiding it around the house. No, they're everywhere. Ginger candles and shit. It's just like a thing that is just... He's going to start microdosing your food with ginger. Yeah, obviously. But I try it sometimes.

She tries it sometimes. It's pretty spicy. If you get a good root every now and then, it's like an experience. Because they're super, super spicy. Some of them are very spicy. You don't bag it or anything? You just raw dog it?

It's a root. Yeah, I'll like trip over ginger words. I'm just imagining Eli's search history. Like what happens when you raw dog a ginger? Oh fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no. Delete? Yeah. Well, too late now.

Gotta finish. Ginger, by the way, helps with impotence. Really? That's why I let it be. It probably does. I mean, technically, a blood thinner. Blood thinner is also anti-inflammatory. It's also an analgesic.

It's as effective at treating migraines as sumatriptan is. That's the main reason why I take it. And it's also anti-immunic. It helps with nausea. Ginger. Do you get migraines as sumatriptan is. That's the main reason why I take it. And it's also anti-medic. It helps with nausea. Ginger. Do you get migraines? Yeah. Yeah, we get migraines too. The CBD gummies have been helping. Oh, yeah? That's right. I destroy

some CBD and also a large nugget of ginger and then just hope. Yeah. And pray. You guys got everyone. Do you get migraines? Not usually, no. Fun fact about Eli. You've never had a headache before. No. What?

I don't get like. That's crazy. Wow. That's why I get a little like dehydration. I get a hangover. But like that is self-caused. That's just poisoning yourself. Yes.

But yeah. Dude, you're lucky. Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, watching everyone. Because I know Cody. He'll be, no, I'm just kidding. Dude, you're lucky. Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, watching everyone, because I know Cody, he'll be like, I can't,

dude. Oh yeah, no. The Christmas podcast, you, if no one knows this, he was, we had billy.

I was having ocular migraines. I couldn't see that whole podcast. I did not even know that. They're debilitating. Yeah, where it's like your peripheral vision. Yeah, everything closes in

and there's colors and shit. The fucking little lightning. I don't get the, I don't get the I don't get the Blurry vision I couldn't see that fucking podcast. Oh, that's always just slamming white claws Like CBD shit back the house and whatnot you like yeah Hard it doesn't like hit yeah like there's a lot. I don't know it's for me last days sometimes Is it hurt while you get the ocular migraine? Do you know the ocular happens for? Dude last time I had an unocular migraine it was like I didn't have any headache after but it felt like I was in a car crash It was like I didn't have any headache after but it felt like I was in a car crash

Like it was like their ear ringing just like yeah like in almost like shock. It was really weird. I felt super dizzy That's my go to yeah give you a lot of vertigo. Yeah, have you always heard that or is like starts as it started isn't okay? I've always had migraines same Yeah, it's a genetic thing and dear God it sounds absolutely Yeah, yeah, I did massive. I lose at least three three days a month where I just don't feel should like my days are ruined Can say you have everyone that gives you advice on how to cure it? Have you ever tried the ear thing? Oh yeah. What about this? You ever done this? Rub a banana peel in your head! Yeah. So you catch three times and throw it on the ground. Exactly.

Headaches gone. Yeah. I don't think. Between the vision and the vertigo, it just sounds like anxiety with pain. Yeah. Yeah, kinda. Yeah. And it is also very anxiety inducing as well.

Cause it's like a, it's like a true mood shift too. Like you have a, I don't know if you guys have the, the pre drum like before the migraine you can just tell you're different Yeah, like your brain just doesn't work right and then you have the migraine you feel relieved and then the next day you also feel Like sort of depressed you kind of fucked up like a migraine hangover. Yeah exactly So it's like a three-day thing. Yeah, it really is Interesting that you would have like a depression afterward because normally notice that like if you have, like, a serotonin dump or something, that's where you have, like, depression as, like, a hangover of that. Like, you do, like, MDMA or some shit.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, like, very, very, very noticeable. Like, when I used to have a lot of panic attacks, and they would always be substantially worse before and right after migraines. Really. Yeah. And I didn't really notice it until, like, a couple years ago.

I was like, man, this is weird. I can feel that I'm just really anxious after I have a migraine. And I didn't really notice it until like a couple years ago. I was like, man, this is weird. I can feel that I'm just really anxious after I have a migraine. This is really strange. It sounds absolutely fucking horrible. It's kind of nice having somebody that gets it though. You know?

The cure. Super fun. Yeah. Harry Ginger. It's the ginger, dude. Harry Root. As he goes back into his Google, Harry Ginger.

Health benefits of hairy ginger. This naked guy can cure my headaches. Technically, I'm a ginger. Mine have never been better, though, I do have to say. The ginger is magnificent. Dude, get your fucking... Your EDC, bro. Every day ginger.

EDC. I'm on my EDC. I know. He keeps in the same pack and everything, dude. Keeps that motherfucking thing on him. I keep that motherfucking thing on me. That and my everlasting gobstopper. EDC bro every day ginger I know everything dude that motherfucking thing on him that my everlasting gobstopper nice is it an actual like can you eat it

it's like the it's supposed to be the real prop from the movie Willy Wonka you can eat anything if you're brave enough that's true it was 400 bucks yeah it doesn't smell like yeah it looks I mean it looks the same That's true. It was 400 bucks. Kerry Gingers? Yeah. I like you smelled. It doesn't smell like much.

It's the actual one. Yeah, I mean it looks the same, yeah. It does. But it looks kinda also like shit a little bit. When you really look at it. Oh, it's from the 70s, you know. Now, movies, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You talked about earlier your horror, you do ghost hunting. I find that shit i i'm not a

i am personally fucking not a believer and i've had shit happen but i'm still i'm like well it's probably like the wind and yeah yeah stuff fuck me no i'm over here like occam's razor says i'm more likely to be retarded than this But it's hard because there is shit I Can't explain that fuck. Yeah, that's kind of the fun of it. It's just like yeah most of it's just explainable We some of it's like maybe it could be something we had some weird shit like during Heather's thing We're even like I mean not as a believer. I'm like yeah. Yeah, all right. I'm not gonna lie I don't love that you guys went to the same place. We had some weird shit, like, during Heather's thing. We're even like, I mean not as a believer. I'm like, all right, I'm not going to lie. I don't love that. You guys went to the same place we went to.

The, what was that called? It was here in Texas. Yorktown. Yorktown Memorial? Yeah. In San Antonio? No, it's like two hours. Oh, I don't think, no, I haven't gone to Yorktown.

We've been to Hill House up in Mineral Wells. Yeah, he went there. Oh, cool. The boys went to Yorktown. Yeah, the boys did. Okay. Yeah. Gotcha. And then you did, you went with Sam and Colby, correct? Yeah, I've gone to lots of places with Sam and Colby,

which they're awesome. They always like, their series, the big one that fucking catapult, that was insane watching that big three or four episodes. It was like, holy shit, Sav had me watch that series. The most recent one, like The Conjuring? Yeah, The Conjuring. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And watching that level because it went ape shit. Yeah, that was kind of crazy, and I feel bad for them in that way because they got taken advantage of. Oh, yeah. Because they're really into it. And, like, when we're all together, like, 90% of the stuff doesn't make it in because it's all whatever. It's like door, whatever wind or something like that. But, yeah, these people are just like, I don't know.

Was that the like scandal that they- Yeah, yeah. They were like the knocking stuff. The toe. The hammer toe, yeah. Yeah. Which was used by like people on like- The old hunchbacks got the hammer toe.

1800s. Oh me. Uh-huh. That's so scary. It's um, yeah, no, they were like really affected by that. And then when all this stuff happened, I was like, oh shit,imodo but yeah i was hoping i was like oh because that first episode you're like holy shit what the fuck because i was like well you can google these dudes and know exactly anything about them when they had the assistant or the whoever they're the guy that

travels with them i was like well that's still explainable and that's what sucked and then you started reading all the oh yeah back information on them and one of them is this daughter of the ghost hunter guy someone's like it comes from a famous ghost hunter i know and you're like yeah it all added up and then they owned up to it and they made a video and they're just like shit like we thought so but it's not and it is what it is but they got into like all the theaters in the states and like they're already huge, right? And they still are. I don't know about any of this.

Yeah, about the Conjuring series, they got into every theater in the States. No shit. Oh, yeah, and this is the one where, like, they got basically scammed in it and stuff, which sucks. That's not great. I mean, yeah. And it sucks because Colby, he just beat cancer

and, like, went through all this shit. Oh. And, like, but they're doing a lot better now. Shout out to him, because he didn't even talk Colby just he just beat cancer and like went through all the shit and like but Shout out to him cuz he even talked about his cancer treatment during it. Did he not really like and then for Like six months he was going through chemo and like all these other treatments and stuff So which that really does go a long way as like character witness that they're not doing shit for views No, you know? No. They really do love their craft.

Yeah, because they didn't like, oh, I got cancer. Let's fucking make a cancer t-shirt or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we would do. They made a sweater, but they put all the proceeds towards. Cancer research, which is exactly. It's so fucking good. No, they're really genuine, genuine guys. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Buy the merch. Gotcha. Also. Speaking of being good people and not taking advantage of disabilities and things to make money. No, they're really genuine, genuine guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Buy the merch. Gotcha. Speaking of being good people and not taking advantage of disabilities and things to make money. Though the running joke is it all goes to my son, Ryden. He's like, okay. Autism research.

We're seeing what Ryden does with it. We don't know yet. He still doesn't understand he can buy stuff. A portion of the proceeds go to autism, which means Eli. Yeah. Hi. It's a good loophole. It's a good loophole.

And just like write it. What do you want to spend it on? We're researching you, bro. Yeah. We just gave him a prepaid thousand. I would actually love to do this for science. A prepaid thousand dollar Visa gift card and just fucking roll with it. Oh, thank you, man. Let me see what he does.

Just give him unlimited access to Google Shopping. And we're researching to Google shopping. Yes. Yeah, he doesn't spend it a Roblox which you can spend a lot money. Well spend a lot of money on God, what's a sick? Do you know tell you about the horse with Cody story? Oh Cody story time. Oh John John. Thank you, Seth He yeah, John's like 11 years old. And I bought him some Robux. And I left my credit card on there. And so it was on my PayPal account. I wasn't really looking at it. I was just getting donations for my streams in there.

So in little increments over a year, he took five grand from me. Yeah. What? Dude was rich. High roller. He probably had an aircraft carrier. Oh, yeah. He had all those Roblox bitches.ingo so many be like yo

Money for me to probably hit on the dark web But that was cool five guys. I just know funny. Oh, it was the best because you were on. No, you were here. I got a text. And Cody was like, motherfucker. What's up? He's like, my son. Like, what?

What do you do? He's like, this dude spent five fucking grand on Roblox. First off, how? Well, it was over a long period of time, so he can't. Yeah. But then he was at your grant your mom's Yeah, he was at my mom's house Tell that tell that conversation. No, so uh, so I call and he picks up the phone. He's like, hey, what's up?

I go Roblox because Throws the phone down and like runs away He was like actively embezzling. Yeah. White collar. That's why I called it. You know, fucking white collar Roblox crimes. He got bold with it. Kids will be all right, you know. Yeah. Like he's already getting into white collar crime.

We skipped that whole like trouble. That's all. They always get called because they get too bold. So it was like when he started, it was like a dollar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it'll be fine. He has to know how to add. And then eventually by the end of the year, it was like 200.

That's when I called it. It was like, when the fuck did I get $200 in Roblox? That is so funny. I guarantee you it was like, that's such a fucking idiot. Yeah. Bye. He'll never notice.

He's listening to me tell the story again right now. I was gonna say, isn't John here? Yeah, he's here somewhere. He peeks around the corner and he's like, John. That's a moment of pride. Yeah, I know, I was like, that's a little impressive. How old is he now?

He's 14 now. 14, okay. He's so, it's like, we joke about it. Of course. Yeah, for sure. John is one of the sweetest kids. Yeah. Other than that white collar crime.

Yeah. Well, it's also, that's my boy. It's also not like that, it's not like Roblox is a predatory site. Yeah. Or anything at all. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

Well, I mean, you know, when he's 18, I'm just going to do a lawsuit against him. Yeah, get your money back. Perfect. Yeah. I'll be so bothering you do that. It's a video about it That is an Evan Hafer level longer was he potentially across state lines when this happened Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. You vlog it. You're not even in here to vlog. Can we just turn, like, can we get the, you know, SVU logo pop up now? Dun dun. My next victim. I saw. I don't want to spend money. I bought him, I spent like five Robux or whatever.

And I was like, what hair do you want? He's like, no. I was like, what? Let's change your character. No, daddy. i was like what hair do you want he's like no i was like what let's change your character no daddy i was like okay i forgot this is okay nothing changes he will not spend any money he plays the levels he plays and that's it and he will play them fucking until and the sun stops coming up motherfucker lives hisucker lives his life on default. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He loves bacon hair. That's all I know it's called. Bacon hair, dude.

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. You're going through an entire, like, how much money was that fuck up? I mean, literally, literally 700 grand just into the air. Plus an additional, like, we were led to believe that we were, we had to ramp up production and, like, had to start building out a team. So I started hiring people and buying space and having lawyers do FDA stuff and building SOPs and, like, getting everything prepared so when the machinery and everything was delivered, we'd be ready to hit the ground running. So it was, like, leaving every single possible thing that could go wrong up to that guy, right? Like up to the contract that was signed.

And like, you know, everything that we could have done, we did right. And then, yeah, it was like $736,000, I think, total for the contract. And then an additional couple hundred grand in just paying people and rent and insurance uh and liability insurance and getting lawyers to do shit paying artists to do shit buying uh fucking hundred thousand pounds of ingredients and stuff like it just and this is while dealing with the fucking scam which i don't think people realize when you're being led on on a business decision that you're trying to make or formulate for the future, that is a giant fucking wrench in the system. You're like, okay, here's our dates. This is when it's going to happen.

I'm going to hire. I'm going to get everything processed. I'm going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get to this segment. And then they push it back further. And you're like, that's weird. Plus he's making content on top of all that. Like every single day. I was like, how the, it was crazy.

That's why you DM'd him. It was before. I knew him during this whole period. She came, like, the week before it all happened, before we found out. This dude was like, we found a receipt. So, like, everything had shown up. The machinery and

everything like we knew it was legit uh just a few months after the contract was signed my dad and uh my dad and a couple family or a couple of my employees went to georgia to go pick this shit up so like we knew everything was legit um and it was just like there were some red flags but overall we had everything we needed we found out in January like six seven months later that there was a receipt of the dude buying the shit from China and then lying about that and then like You know taking the plates off and putting his own designs over it and stuff And that's what took him it took him months to do that

Yeah, and he to be fair as well He upgraded all the motors on everything. Like he did work on the machinery. He actually did upgrade the machinery. It's the weirdest scam. But it's also,

yeah, it's like misrepresented everything. Complete misrepresentation. I would have never signed the contract if he would have been clear on that.

Like that's, that's like the main point, right? Yeah, I obviously wouldn't have fucked myself over. But, so it was just like, exactly yeah and it was it was

like it was a very good deal uh and he was a he's a very smart guy he had a great track record everything was solid um and then you know that we found out and it was like he sent his his his henchman uh basically at the time his henchman now i would consider a friend of mine he sent his henchman, basically. At the time, his henchman, now I would consider a friend of mine. He sent his henchman to kind of save face. And like, you need to go up there to make them not, because we were starting to get like aggressive, basically. And I wasn't, you know, I wasn't like threatening lawsuits or whatever. At that point, it was just like, what can we do to make this work?

And trying to build this world to make the guy more comfortable so he'd want to send everything. And he sent this fellow, Will, up to Texas from Georgia. And that guy immediately realized that he had also been fucked over and scammed by his friend of like multiple years. And we kind of worked together. And I was like, did you guys even build this shit? Like, did you even fuck? Like, you're an idiot.

What is wrong with you? Did you even build this? And he's like, no fuck? Like, you're an idiot. What is wrong with you? Did you even build this? And he's like, no, we bought it. And I was like, what? Which is one of the best reactions on the. Dude, this is on that. Is that episode two or one? I think it's episode one.

One. It is the most amazing. He's like, what? You get to see Will? Yeah, Will, yeah. His reaction to it. Because he was like, I didn't get to see Will? Yeah, Will, yeah. His reaction to it. Because he was like, I didn't know that they didn't know. Like this whole time, he thought that we knew.

I do believe him. I genuinely do believe him that he did not know that we didn't know that it was bought and imported from. It was inception on Scam. It was crazy. It was like, Will is the first dreamer. Oompa's the second dreamer. Yeah. Wait, what the fuck is going on? It was like will is the first dream was the second dream. Yeah, huh? Wait, what was going on? It was really crazy

I feel like that I feel like a lot of us have dealt with stuff like that in the past words You know people just assume like oh, this is a dumb fucking youtuber who doesn't know anything about business This is a quick cash cow. Yeah, and they pull some dumb shit like that No, we're all pretty independently independently successful business people that are here for a reason It's like we're not literally fucking brain business people that are here for a reason. It's like we're not literally fucking brain dead. He thought he could do it for sure. I believe he initially believed that he could get me exactly what I needed and deliver everything,

but fleece me and also take as long as he wanted. I think that's like the two. I don't think from the very beginning he intended to completely scam me. Obviously, I have the machinery. I mean, it all works. It's fine. It's fine. It's perfect.

It works great. Which did you bring? Yeah, it's over there on the- I thought you meant the machinery. I was like, it's way too cheap. It's a factory. It's 7,500 pounds. I just want a little bite real quick.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We throw in them sugary roofs. Yeah, he's a- I think that he kind of let the whole thing get ahead of himself. Because I think he's a, he, I think that he kind of got, let the whole thing get ahead of himself. And like, because I think he's a good dude as well. And I think he just made a terrible mistake. And I know obviously he's a massive piece of shit. But it's easy to justify stuff when you're in your own little bubble.

Right. Yeah. So I have like fucking YouTube ad PTSD. And I was looking for like a shipping address on the label of that box just now Very actually contains No, see that doesn't actually contain really great fruit. That's one of the things We're still learning a little bit when that's rainbows Yeah, so that's the thing it's like you you're like there's some like legal hurdles to naming things flavors There's some legal hurdles to that if it has any sort of realistic connotation, like if you say fruit or berry,

there's got to be fruit or berries in it, right? So we didn't really know that because I figured, you know, white mystery airheads, what the fuck's in a white mystery airhead? Is that some fruit flavor? It says natural grape flavor. It is. There is that in it.

It's natural grape, and it is grape and berry. And it's vegetable juice. Are grape berries? Yeah. College students, white college students' Tinder profile is white mystery. So we gotta do a little bit of a, our next batch of bags might have a little different naming scheme on them or something, but overall the product's not gonna change. Which one did you say was your favorite? I like, like honestly this one

Will try before rainbows really good Barry one It's so good get the fuck out I know like just I'm a candy fiend Yeah, I love sour stuff It's my kryptonite the best sour stuff I've ever right Now I'm not throwing it This now is brand new really good. Yeah Wow Mm-hmm. What the fuck? No, no, I do like that baby. Oh, you don't want to come on camera We got it over there. It's pretty wild. I mean, it's it's like it's good. It's all oh, you got a gun on it

Yeah, that's pretty cool. We mean, it's like, it's good. It's cool. Oh, and you got a gun on it. Yeah. That's pretty cool. We love guns. Yeah. What? Yeah. Got him. Whaaat? I love guns. I actually have a few. What?

You do? I do. I have a few. But yeah, if you guys ever want a flavor for Unsub, if you ever want a flavor for your channel, Cody, if you ever want a flavor, Donut Operator flavor, Oh yeah. You know, we can turn it around and we'll- We'll call it Stop Resisting. Oh my god.

Nice. Ouch. It doesn't say berry on it. Stop resisting Welcome you're welcome I'm just not where I thought you were going with that. No, what do you know? I was looking at the flag. I'm just trying to say some things in front of Chris. You can say stuff. I'm just trying to save Chris's career at this point. I think it's ended already, to be honest. We want that horror movie to succeed, right?

Cody, drink more. I don't know, man. You need more of those to make you drink. That's funny. Holy shit bro. Wait what was the other one? No it's great. We also learned how to make candy by the way by accident as well. Cause we paid these consultation folk like

an exorbitant amount of money. So you knew you wanted to make candy before you started. Oh yeah. Yeah this is like 2019 idea. Did the consulting work or not? It kind of did. I know you guys, I'm sure you guys have had experience with consultation. It's very expensive. Consultation is incredibly expensive.

And a lot of times trash. A lot of times it's fucking trash. So we got a recipe from these people who, uh, they knew kind of what they were doing. They sent us a product that was similar to what we wanted. But I think, I personally believe that they, this is probably just my scam brain working, but I personally believe they specifically left out aspects of the recipe. So we would have them come in person and pay them $150 an hour

to be on the floor to get everything rounded up. So like it's licorice. So in order to get licorice, you have to have a combination of sugar and starch and they have to gelatinize. If not, it gets weepy. Have you guys ever seen candy that's like wet almost? It like gets wet on the outside?

Moist. It's like kind of gets like it's hard candy or whatever and it kind of gets wet. That's not intended. You're not supposed to. That's not supposed to be a thing. That's That's water activity and that leads to just instability and and like terrible shelf life this shit will literally last forever It'll just get dry and hard, but it will not go bad. It will not It will not go rotten or anything like that because it's sugar and starch that has been gelatinized

In a very efficient way we had to figure out how to do that on our own by reading fucking textbooks Right yeah, and we wasted. I don't even know how many how many pounds of yeah, you guys made a Thousands of pounds of candy we made it was just like oh my god This is the one and then it would just weep We're like oh, and then we would weep like I'm not gonna lie like that's a lot of flavor and like a lot of what I Perceived to be sugar and sour and whatever for a hundred and thirty calories, so you know it's hilarious I'll tell you what Brandon shit dude. What's crazy is that? That there are less calories in that bag than we have listed because we? Yes. Our original recipe that we got from the consultation people, that's what that is.

We put like 25% less sugar in the product. No shit. Which, like, if you want to reference, I just want to show, like, each one is 130. Yeah. Which, if you compare that to... No, that's per container. Yeah, so it's...

130. 130. Per three. 130 three-serving chunks in each container. Yeah, so it's 130 there are three hundred and thirty three serving Chunks in each container. Yeah, dick you look like if you look at your normal Reference how much is a diet or a coca-cola? It's like 280 calories with 60 grams of sugar. Yeah. Yeah It just doesn't have all like the Two of those is 90 calories to those strips about 90 calories

I believe and it's good like oh yeah, and you like I usually eat it in a couple sittings like you You only okay Yeah, it's really good 30 grams of sugar Mm-hmm for three giant that is one Hershey kiss. I want to reiterate. This is not paid for they didn't know Good product are like natural reaction That is one Hershey kiss. I want to reiterate, this is not paid for. They didn't pay a shit for this. I love good products. This is our natural reaction. It's also candy, by the way, too. Yeah.

I was about to say there's no need to sugarcoat it, but it's fucking dumb. Show us that. I'm not a big sweeter. You're not. I am, but I'm obsessed with labels. Every time he has me try something, I always have to turn around. If I have dyes or artificial sweeteners, not and you like yeah yeah that's the thing is people are like why don't you make it why don't you make it sugar-free because i would rather eat sugar than fucking sucralose yeah like be

like candy be candy yeah it's candy it's not terrible for you. It's not cancer-causing. I will lead on to that as a personal training workout and all that shit is sugar-free doesn't help you. You're spiking your glucose levels. Yeah. Fake glucose levels. Your body is confused now, and you're like, cool, I saved 100 calories. Eat the sugar your body needs to break down especially after working out glucose protein that is what is need this is what i'm going to do from now on i'll do one of those in a protein shake your boy is good don't use fake artificial shit yeah that's what uh and there's also there's

quite a few candy companies that are sort of the same where they they're like oh this is real candy we're not like trying to pretend that we're not candy it's not sugar-free this is a healthier alternative it's still fucking candy yeah right it's literally still just candy uh it is i would consider it something that i would prefer to eat over most of the candy that i see oh yeah um easy just simply because it's very few ingredients and we make it ourselves literally. Yeah, that's the thing That's just so good bro. I hate you for this natural dyes to the dyes like for the yellow That's turmeric is in the product and ginger just kidding Yeah, no put ginger in the fucking product now

Pocket ginger flavor you don't use no no no no don't you don't do the flavor Just sell pocket ginger on the website. I Swear to God that started as a joke that will sell oh yeah for sure no do it The flavors are all legit. They're all natural Now you're putting just pocket We sell root go to the store store, buy it for a dollar. Sell it for $20. We're letting you all know this is a scam.

He's going to do it anyways to make margins because you support him. Oompa's ginger. That's me. It's awesome. Technically speaking. That's right. Pretty's awesome, though. Technically speaking. Technically speaking. That's right. That's right.

Pretty quick-witted. What's up? Well, you were saying it was an aphrodisiac and a, you know. Yes. Cock enlargening. Yeah. It helps horses race. Your thick, thick candy.

Exactly. Circumference. Diameter. candy exactly yeah circumference diameter what was the scariest moment in your like ghost hunting experience that you like holy shit what fuck i'm trying to think have i told you i probably wouldn't listen yeah probably not i'm just kidding no i think are you both believers i'm not he's not i'm actually i'm an inst instigator. Like I said, fuck me in the ass. You know, if you're real, fuck me. That's what I said.

Yeah, that's not how that works. We both kind of did that. We were also hammered at this super haunted place. I'm super sick. Now they're married. Fuck me in the ass. We fucked a ghost, man. Yeah, I wouldn't say that I'm a believer particularly.

I would like to believe, as I would like to believe in everything. That's fun to believe in. Yeah. I think you've told me of some, but I can't remember what they were. I don't know why I can't remember everything that's ever happened. Just like, I mean, lots of stuff has happened. You hear noises, like lights go on and off. I've had like my TV turn on, all that kind of stuff.

But it's like most of the stuff that's like the creepiest is through, you know, the tech or whatever. When you're asking questions and it's so specific and you're like, what? It'll say like my grandma's name, which is like through the Alice box or something. Which is like Bernice and doesn't, or like something like that.

And then it'll add up. Stuff like that is when I'm like, maybe? I think that's what you guys freaked out on was the box thingy. I was fucking with Heather a little bit because there was the one that's basically like a theremin. It's like if something gets close to the entire... Yeah, it's the REM pod. REM pod, yeah.

So we did it in like, we called it the retard cage because it was down in the basement that literally they would lock up like the mentally ill or whatever in this fucking cage. It was a literal fucking cage. Like a wrought iron torture cage. And so we were all in there. We're joking around. in this fucking cage. It was a literal fucking cage. Like a wrought iron torture cage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we were all in there. We're joking around.

We have this pod there in the middle and we're just like, okay, this thing works. It's sitting there alone for like, you know, 10, 15, 20 minutes. We just start instigating stuff.

Like, okay, well, if you're here with us and like touch the thing or whatever, it's like, well, that could fucking happen at any point. Yeah, if you're actually here,

do it again. All right, one more time all right well i hate that yeah no that's the thing and you're like you get like uncomfortable and with rempod too if you're like close to outlets or that kind of thing then you're like oh maybe so it's we've tried it like outside and like that's worked and um the one time where i can't really there's no explanation for it is is when Selena and I, she's the one that I ghost-hunt. She's my best friend. Yeah, you're a ghost-hunt. She does a lot of haunted stuff. We heard a little girl say hello right in front of us,

and we were in a massive room where nobody else was. Like, hi! See, that shit is where I'm like. And I was like, we both looked at each other, and I almost shit myself. I almost shit myself. I can't explain it. We have it on camera, so it's crazy. I can't remember. I almost shit myself. Like, I can't explain it. And we have it on camera. So, like, it's crazy.

I can't remember. That's Winchester. Have you ever shit yourself, Ghost Honey? No. No. Maybe peed a little bit. Okay. That's about it. When was the last time you shit yourself?

We hear it on set pretty recently. That's the hard question. We're getting down to the dirty. Perhaps it's off. We don't discriminate. Yeah. Tax isn't shitting yourself. Go.

I don't remember. We get infant in this podcast. How many taxes are you running away from exactly? Shit. And now she shit herself. Today. On the podcast. That is, those are the moments when if it happens, you're just like, oh, okay, well, only eight more hours.

Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, it's weird. But I like to get scared. I like that stuff. I'd like to do it with you. Yeah, I would really love to take you along and to do it. And you can do all your shit all you want.

I mean, I've done it before, but I've never. Not like seriously. Yeah, I've never. But we kind of keep it light, too. We don't like do it. I keep it real light. shit all you want. I mean, I've done it before, but I've never. Not like seriously. Yeah, I've never liked it. But we kind of keep it light, too. We don't like do it like full. I keep it real light. Yeah, you do. I just start looking for spirit Halloween shit.

Yeah. And it's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, never mind. It's all right. We'll just go. No, go. Go ahead.

No, we'll do it. Let's go do it. Let's do it right now. All right. Let's do it right now. Get the REM pod. Let's call Tony. Yeah, we'll call Tony.

Yeah, our driver. We hired a charter bus to take us down there so we could drink on the way. So by the time we got there, we were a little saucy and just antagonizing the ghost. It was a good time. Yeah. Apparently the main ghost people talked about there was like a grapist for like the nuns or the nurses working there or whatever. It was like Catholic hospital or some shit like that in the 50s.

And so like, we went up there to the top room that was supposedly his, that they saw a lot of activity and we were just like antagonizing like, yeah, you little beta bitch. Like you couldn't go out and get me. So you just had to like, you know,

do all this shit with your nurses, whatever, like fuck you. Now that there's dudes here, you won't say anything. Yeah. And then we're, we thought about it later.

We're like, actually, yeah, maybe. Yeah. Right. No. Yeah.

I went to West Virginia State Penitentiary and did that, and yeah, that's what you're gonna say, because they're all pieces of shit. Right, yeah. You antagonize, that's fine. Fuck you! But then when something happens, you're like, oh shit. I'm sorry, girls!

Never mind, never mind, never mind. Don't do that, please, please. We wanted the guns from Supernatural and shit, and I was like, all right. That's cool. Salt guns. Oh yeah, I legitimately, I'm a Supernatural buff, so I've got all the guns from Supernatural. Oh, that's cool. Salt guns. Oh, yeah. I legitimately, I'm a supernatural buff,

so I've got, like, all the guns from supernatural. Oh, right. Nice. That's awesome. I just like you brought real guns to fight ghosts. Yeah.

Or works. Like, ha-ha! Pa-pa! Yeah. I'm still there. I'm going to a ghost hunt, Eli. True. Come on.

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I really like this portion. I don't do it anymore. Or I still do it to this day. Cody's is cop videos, he loves them. Absolutely love. Death. The murder that I look at every day is awesome. Cool.

Cody's favorite thing, he's like. It's changed. Yeah. I just want to do vlogs now. I got a vlog channel too so yeah i'm just tired of the police stuff yeah it's kind of taxing staring at that shit every day totally imagine totally yeah that's fair it's like if every video of mine was darwin awards i don't think i'd want to do youtube yeah yeah you gotta switch it up yeah that's what i do yeah it's just like it's watching you know people shooting themselves apparently over and over again. It's like, yeah,

that's a little mentally draining. It's losing its flavor. Now when I watch murders it's not as fun. It's not as funny anymore. It's like having cool ranch Doritos every day. First 10 minute murder vids, hilarious. Number 11.

Got tired. Remember when we talked about this podcast stopping people from shooting themselves? I know. Sorry. We love you all. Positivity. We're going to go on to that next. But still, favorite content.

Go. Mine is. What's yours? What's yours? Hardcore porn. when i had like my low view era no no no it's just him showing his penis for 10 minutes i was gonna i was gonna bring that up my three terabytes of footage There is footage that exists on my Dropbox of my ball sack Out there because I was wearing this suit thing and my balls were just hanging out. I had no idea

Of my ball sack a suit thing what yeah, please go on I don't it was like a costume type thing that I was wearing for video I forget you need to go in more depth than a costume but my balls it was like uh i thought a suit but no yeah yeah like it like a like a halloween suit oh it's not like a traditional suit like it like from big and tall or whatever a birthday suit you're just free balling it and like oh yeah yeah my balls hung out they'reulous, so it's like easy for that to happen. Tuck the penis upwards? What?

You just have balls hanging out like I'm just stuck on pendulous being the Scrabble word of the day. Pendulous balls. What was it? I don't- it was like a stupid reaction video of some like memes or some shit. It was like in 2020, it was a long time ago. And then she was like, we reaction video of some like memes or some shit. It was like in 2020 was a long time ago

And then she was like we can't edit this well. She sent me a close-up image of my ball sack Recognize the topography She's playing reverse You leave it on red Yeah, exactly. She's in the news, right? Yeah, exactly. The dick pic, and you're like, ha, I'm a fan. Wait, what? You leave it on red. You're like, ooh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. What are we talking about? What's your favorite? Oh, interviews. I like interviews. What's your favorite style of content? Interviews. Ball sack. Yeah, ball sack video.

My 2020 ball sack video. You're really good at interviews.ulous yeah uh yeah i like the interviews they're fun yeah yeah you have uh you've been doing those for how long since my uh my first one was with andrew tate and that was in 2022 they're a blast yeah they're they're fun they're interesting it's it's just weird because it's like i never thought that everyone anyone i never thought that anyone anyone would want to just let me interview them but it's like actually a popular thing i mean they all have like millions of views yeah they look great yeah for you like not having done those very much in the past they look really really good i appreciate it yeah it's mostly just tara

to be honest she does a really good job cutting it all together. Getting all the shadows. She's awesome. I don't know. I like a lot. I'm getting more into the traditional space now. I really like doing sketch comedy and that kind of thing and piecing it together and writing and stuff. So I kind of want to do more of that. And I wrote a movie and I'm going to be shooting one,

like a horror movie and stuff. Get the fuck out of here. We're stopping for a second. I want to know more about that that is dope as shit yeah yeah hopefully in the next couple months we'll shoot it it's um it's like a found footage horror movie that's cool it sounds sick as fuck yeah yeah i'm excited so i really enjoy that kind of stuff but i also don't like to deal with people in the traditional space so i'm just gonna do it by myself with like a couple other people. And I think it'll be really good.

Yeah, and I really, those are my favorite horror movies. It's, like, it was really, like, raw. But I can get, like, have a lot of fun with it and stuff. A 24-style or going back, like, Blair Witch. Blair Witch, 100%. Wreck. Paranormal. Paranormal. And if you need any help on the back end stuff for VFX,

it's almost like we know some people. Yeah, we know a couple of people. Corridor might dabble in it period uh they're they're decent at it all right they're decent they fucking crush the game they are but what do you can you uh open go into more it's found footage but is it like ghost or can you go into much right as of yet? Oh, I don't want to I don't want to ruin it I'm not ruin it, but very cool. It's uh, there's it's um It's not gonna be what people expect. I don't think which I think will be really cool. Yeah, it's it's unique It's very cool unique in a very good way. I would say yeah was that always one of your dreams was like, hey I want to make movies at the end?

Like for like, hey, a lot of content creation until this new wave with TikTok in short form. It was I want to make films or I want to do that. Now it is. I think that's how we all started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's just a huge film buff usually. Yeah.

I mean, I was always a film buff. I know I didn't even know I wanted to be in the space. This was all kind of an accident for me. Really awesome accident. And I've tried to capitalize it on it as much as i can so now a lot of people sitting at this table were really awesome accidents yeah right we all got lucky a little bit and then we just and we all grew up one thing we all have in common very poor yeah well yeah it means a lot and it also happened happened like, I mean, not later in life, but kind of. Like a lot of people coming up right now are like, you know, 16, 17. But for me, like I worked so many jobs, had my own businesses,

was a hairdresser, and then 25, and then all this stuff happened. So I never even thought of acting or doing anything like that. But I'm like, this is awesome. So I'm just going to do like these little projects or big projects now. Because I love YouTube. I love filming that stuff. And the long form is really fun So and well and we'll go back to that because I have so many compliments to pay on that like going through your footage and like

Yours to it. It. More. Please. Patreon. Go to the Patreon. Go to the other, go to C-Cam. C-Cam. What? C-Camera. That's the tip cam.

Is there a foot cam too? No, no. What's the weirdest podcast? We hit a random foot cam. Now we're doing that. Where's my shit? That's funny. That's actually really funny.

That is a fucking genius beat. Shaft cam. We have a fifth camera under the table just shows feet. Every once in a while, every 30 minutes. Just the toes. We're not doing that. No socks. Yeah, the toes are out.

I got some jeans. Yo, them dogs are barking. Thank God it's not on this one. Legitimately. What, you don't want to be on a feed finder? No! My feet aren't cute. Let's talk about that. By all means, take the floor.

They're cute. Send photos of them for me, guys. Come on, army. They're on the internet. Mobilize! Yes! They're not even behind the scenes. He makes him leave. A force for good.

It's a flag with her foot on it. Just marching down the street. She won't let me see him. She wears socks during sex. I need you. I'm doing my part. Oh my God. What was your question?

You're ready to start a conversation. Recompose here. So a lot of your stuff, I find it interesting that you're drawn now more to long form. Again, a lot of us are. But a lot of your craft has been distilling content down to shorter form, like TikTok and stuff. So has it been a challenge

to take that mindset and go more to something that you want to be like, let's say an hour? Yeah. Oh yeah, at first because I started on TikTok, blew up on there, didn't really know why. But I enjoyed making the short form sketches and I love comedy and stuff. And then I was like, the monetization is shit there's none there's canada has i don't make a dollar off of tiktok

unless there's a brand deal jesus christ yeah so i was like yes that is actual thing you have to like go to the stateside in order to turn on monetization oh yeah for i mean i can't unless i was like a citizen here or something or maybe you could do it through whatever i forgot i went during covid right i did yeah 2020 is when i started um just because i was a hairdresser unless I was like a citizen here or something or maybe we could do it through whatever. I forgot. I went to YouTube. During COVID, right? I did. Yeah, 2020 is when I started just because I was a hairdresser and didn't know how to do it.

And also blow up is like a pretty, for people who don't know, like how many followers do you have on TikTok? Five? 50 million. Fucking shit. Yeah, exactly. So thank you for coming to Range Day

because then I could tell vendors we had 100 million followers. Yeah. Yeah. Use your number as a number. Yeah, you were half of it. It's like Chris is coming, right? Yeah. Arranged a cuz then I could tell vendors we had a hundred million It's not good it's like it's not a good enough word you Career nuke yeah, just fucking wipe out Well it happened fast, but it was like

Thousand it was like five thousand. There's ten thousand every day and there's a hundred thousand every day. It was like really well it happened fast but it was like it was like a thousand and then it was like five thousand and then it was ten thousand every day and then it was a hundred thousand every day and I was like what the fuck is going on? A hundred thousand in a day? But I was like I'm, yeah it was wild for a while there. That's crazy. I was like what the but um. I remember celebrating a hundred thousand in a year. Yeah dude. But I mean given that's YouTube but still

that's not a small thing. No but that's and YouTube's like a whole different beast. Yeah, you're only at 10 million on that. That is strong, though. You're weak. I feel like a lot of people. You're only kicking this entire section of the table's ass combined. It's all good.

No, but I feel like YouTube is such, it's such a better platform. I don't give a shit. TikTok sucks. It is way superior, yeah. TikTok fucking sucks. It does. And even the audience, like my audience on YouTube is so much more like loyal and everything.

And I think it's, I'm so like, I'm way more proud of the 10 million on YouTube than I am of the 50 million on TikTok. A lot of people don't get that either. Really blessed for that. Like it's crazy. Like I don't understand the numbers. That number is terrifying.

You have to admit though, like for TikTok, at least like a lot of people who are on youtube are just really good people that found you on tiktok as well yeah like there's a lot of really good people on tiktok too yes oh no absolutely millions and it's like a feed domain kind of yeah exactly you find the people on the bigger reach platform and then just feed them into what exactly yeah and that transfer was difficult at first just because – but I feel like a lot of TikTokers didn't really utilize YouTube when they should have. You slayed it. Watching you transfer to – we've had people on that do short form,

and they're trying to cross into long form where you were like, hey, I have the short form, but then you had the personality to carry the long form, and then the editing behind it, and it's like, okay, now I see why this individual caught on extremely fast it's like going up from short form to long form i do think you convert it is they have a scrolling through tiktok we had viral people on who's the one guy we didn't even realize it was he had a viral meme and we're like oh dejanijon yeah the kid Yes, the much we had the mustard on really boring Guy dragging the baby doll through the gravel Everybody remembered that nobody knew was him. Yeah, that's the thing right? It's like not anybody could have a viral video But viral videos are great, but nobody knew it was him. Well, that's the thing, right? It's like, not anybody can have a viral video, but viral videos are great, but then you need to

capitalize on that. If you can't convert, it's worthless. Then it's, yeah. Capitalize, extrapolate. Other big words. Yeah, exactly. Monetize. Monetize.

Hold up. Calm down. Calm down. You already got the Scrabble word of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's my favorite word. But yeah, watching, watching that conversion for you. Cause it was, it's like, Hey, I got fucking 50 million. And the sheer number of that people out there,

if you want something terrifying, imagine being on a stage and then two Australia's population are staring at you, watching you perform. Yeah. Absolutely. You're like, oh, fuck! Yeah. The way I look at it is like,

think about it in terms of movie theaters. If you film movie theaters, you've got like 52,000 movie theaters full of people watching you. Yeah. At any given point. That blows my fucking mind yeah it gives me anxiety to be honest it's pretty rad that comes with the job yeah no i know i know it's

crazy because i was like really i didn't post anything on social media before this like it was really just um like a one post a year kind of on instagram so to just be like a spotlight on you constantly and not like necessarily going for that was kind of weird raise your hand if you had anxiety before an audience He went to war asshole D before Yeah, it's weird it's weird to just be watch but and then you're at five mil on uh you're what four point something like that yeah four or something four point eight seven it's written down but you're still like again one of my favorite content creators to watch long form just easily

digestible and it's fun and you keep me up with any of the shows i never watched that i never wanted to watch but now i'm like i'm interested because not enough interested not in a weird way but i think i've spent more time with you in in the shower than some of my significant others interesting i never thought holy shit you got the shower thing too yeah yeah yeah i get that i love you i gotta ledge on the shower thing too? Yeah. I get that. Babe, I love you. I got a ledge on the shower. I will listen to certain like you, Papa Meat, different podcasts, whatever. Yeah. Interesting.

It's when we get time that we're not doing something else. That's how I wake up in the morning. That's my coffee. That's how I relax. When I'm naked, I just want to stare at Oompa. Talk to him. If it makes it less weird, I don't stare. I just go, yeah, that's good.

I just want one update where we have to watch how people view us for the day. Like, no! No! Stop. Just the worst experience ever. You're like, oh, this sucks. We have some of our more unhinged viewers. They're just, like, watering the girl in the basement down in the well. Like, Silence of our more unhinged viewers. They're just like watering the girl in the basement down in the well like Silence of the

Lamb styles as they're just like listening to Unsub Podcast. It rubs the lotion on his skin. It watches the clip. It watches the clip. Isn't that donut guy funny? Like no, no, no.

Subscribe. That's funny. I like that. Isn't that donut guy funny? Opens the basement door Actually really good segment you're getting a serial killer shit oh yeah dude it was uh on their way out we started discussing that and i was like she knows like swore the guy she knows what was the pig oh robert picton fucking the canadian's most infamous serial killer yeah he's killed over like or 49 prostitutes and fed them to his pigs prolific prolific you have parties during this yeah yeah it was wild yeah i'll come out with the deep dive you guys can watch it i will oh you haven't done it yet no i'm actually in the

middle of writing the thing for it we're still good on we're good on recording that that's good oh yeah yeah that's cool go check it out because it is one story that is terrifying. Yeah, it's crazy. And a lot of people don't know it because it's Canadian. This dude just lived out on a fucking farm. He came from, his parents were farmers. From Port Coquitlam, British Columbia, which is like 20 minutes from where I live. So that's why it's interesting.

When I was in middle school, they're just like, this guy's been killing prostitutes. Whoa. Is that the guy that would stab them and hunt them in the woods no different guy and that was in Alaska Oh, okay. Yeah, or like hunt the bow hunt them and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. Wait hold the fuck on this Do you remember what he's called? Don't sue me I Little laser from our attorney Yeah, that's an interesting case though Stories crazy shred on the guitar. He's fucking, I would love to hang out with Ted for a day.

He's unhinged and I love him. Oh dude, I would love to. No, I think that's an interview that I would love to do but it would never do well.

Get him on the podcast. Yeah, Ted, he's up there in Waco, I think. Yeah, he lives in Texas. He's up in my neck of the wood.

I'm bringing you down for that interview too. We're just gonna knock it all out of books. Oh my God. Just ask all the questions in a single set. Get the other uncle Ted on the podcast.

The one who didn't use the mail. How did we get him? Well, he's dead. Yeah. It's like, how would we even got him? Like,

well, that's amazing. The, I want to go more into the dude that hunted people because I don't know that fucking story. Yeah. I wish I knew his name. I can't remember his name.

I can't remember his name. But it was in Alaska and he would just pick up women. A lot of indigenous and like native women would go missing. And they still do, which is terrible. And nobody really investigates it. But anyway, he would pick them up. It's actually a huge. It's a huge problem in BC BC and in Alaska and that area.

Like in Robert Hanson? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Oh. I think so. You're so smart. I know. You were like, Robert Hanson.

Between 17 to 37 killed. Yeah. 31 plus graped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 31 plus graped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Between 1971 and 1983 in Alaska.

Everything bad happened in the 70s and 80s, man. It's wild. But yeah. But we got Star Wars. True. True. We did get that.

Worth it. Yeah. Fuck the prostitutes. You're like, brr. We gotta think of the positive. That's the most fucked up meme, the trade deal. Dead hookers.

A new hope? The phantom. Like, terrible. Yeah, in the 70s and 80s is when you had this wave of serial killer you had serial killers in the same state in the same operating area California and cults and stuff too at the same time in the 60s and 70s the Manson shit Manson children of God Jim Jones all the same area smart guy Six foot eight the 6 foot 8 Kemper Oh that's a serial killer

Ed Kemper And he was hunting at the same time as a lot of those guys And they were all in the little area And he was in with the police And nobody suspected him but he's just this massive Monster who's going around Yeah he eventually turned himself in Because he just wanted the attention

Yeah Dude he called the cops and they didn was just more attention. Yeah, do you? Believe him cuz they hung out with him. He was like hey, I killed my mom Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah, I go and drink with them and shit right? Yep. Yeah, maybe cut his mom's head off and he Had fun with it. You is it I? Can't I have a problem imagining things? I'm not John Lennon explain it but you do that and then the mom's friend and then he ran for like a day like one day he was like oh fuck no one's reporting this yeah I'd hear what's

up it's your boy that's crazy yeah I killed yes me and they were like no it was me it reminds me of Fight Club like the end of Fight Club almost yeah where he's like trying to turn himself in and nobody's fucking nobody's allowing him That guy that like he was like he had like the high-pitched voice. Oh, he's like the whiny bitch killer or whatever Be serial killers if we just gave him names like that The small pee-pee bandit. He's got really terrible names. The small pee-pee bandit killed a good...

He's just riding out, turning himself in. First out of seven days. First out of seven days. Have an average pee-pee. Six inches. Six inches. When you turn yourself in and we can investigate, you become the average pee-pee bandit. average size. Sick bitches! Sick bitches! When you turn yourself in and we can investigate, you become the average pee-pee bandit.

I'm the huge pee-pee bandit! It's like the wet bandits for home alone. Yeah. Stop! We don't want this name at all. It is good though. They should start doing that. We're solving problems again.

What is the new content you're about to get into, Mr. Oops? I don't know about new shit. I just, like, it's easy to do the same stuff. There's just a lot going on, so it's easy to, it's better, in my opinion, to continue the things that work and then, like, try to add on to those things and not make too to any drastic changes Or add really anything that's entirely new

Maybe vlogs I would like to do more vlogs vlogs are fun. Do you have a vlog channel? I have a couple of extra channels And I have one channel that where I just like watch random shit And I would like to turn that into a vlog channel. They'd be kind of cool because we just got a hundred acres So that'd be cool. Oh, yeah, talk about that if you want at all. Oh you had the public range coming up 48 railroad ties and instead of building a real range We just took the three stacks of 12 railroad ties and put them on top of each other

and then put dirt behind it because this is the easiest way to do it because we wanted to sign our guns. And our neighbors, they're gossiping at church. And one of them- That was the most rural Texas shit I've ever heard. They're gossiping, man. Gossiping.

Down at the Baptist church. And they talked to my mom and they were like, is your son building a public range? And then what the fuck are you talking about? No, of course we're not building a public range. But that's a good idea. No.

I'm just kidding. But no, I mean, yeah. No, of course not. But we do have a range now. I just like it was a rumor that spread outside of your, you were just like, ah. Yeah, people were like mad at us. They were like driving by, like giving us the stink face.

Because they thought I was building a public range in my land. In his own land. As your couldn't cut it as an attorney, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. That's fair. Bad idea. That's fair fair

liability not great yeah it's terrifying because firearms are amazing awesome fun times but dear god when you're like i don't know these people that are operating them yeah out right next to like the range that we talked about it where you're like we walked around that corner because we had a very close group we're like okay these people and then you turn that corner i was like oh there's a lot more people than i know i don't know any of these people a ton of those people were like industry professionals the the tac p guys that jt brought out like people who know their way around firearms and were there for for safety precautions and things or work for companies who've been doing this

professionally for a decade or two yeah Yeah. That was really nice. We had special forces guys as our range safety officers. Yeah. We had the cops there. We had an ambu there. As stressful as it was, there was never a moment at that range day where I thought anyone was unsafe.

That's a testament by itself because you guys had like three to four hundred people easy at that fucking range day. And it was the most safe event because everyone was practicing weapon safety. Fucking crazy concept. I told my guys to bitch slap somebody if they needed to. I think everyone had that comment. It was like, hey, if anyone's unsafe, the moment they're unsafe, it doesn't matter who the fuck they are.

They're kicked off the range. You don't joke or play with that shit that's something i don't think a lot of people put a precedence in you should if you're in that community personally i think so i don't care how many followers you have your bullets put holes in arteries like everybody else's so yeah yeah bullets don't have names on them no It's like one of the best things in war. It doesn't matter how much training or anything else you have. Bullets don't have a name on it. Accidents happen. Just fucking be safe.

Yeah. Props to you guys for like fucking setting that off. And the next one, can you discuss when that's coming about? We don't give like an exact date. Well, there's a big one coming up. There's a spring one coming up.

It's going to be the biggest one. The one we just did was the biggest strange day ever in terms of followers and then this one's going to be twice that size.

You took up like two thirds of the followers. This is crazy. We just use your numbers as a magic. I didn't even shoot a gun at the last one. I don't think,

I was just saying hey to everybody. It was fun without even like, I mean next one. Holy shit. I'm going to shoot myself. Who's Undertaker? I don't know I was just saying hey to everybody it was fun without even like I mean next one Who's Undertaker I don't know Goldberg call me Chris To God rocket launcher When we were trying to line up to shoot the Humvee yeah, I was like can someone give me a gun can sit no one to give me a gun

They said don't use pistols One of the rain safety officers told me you are the range owner you tell them what is up I was like there's a are some of those can I use that can I use that can I use that never won me? I was handing out a case to people no one handed me me shit, dude. I even walked by and was like, have you seen a gun anywhere? I want to shoot it too. Cody shot tears. We tried to shoot the M2 at it. I fired two rounds. Because the M2 was jamming.

Headspace and timing? No, no, we literally headspaced and timed it right before. It was just like, we didn't know the ammo. Like somebody handed us a box of like 8-Pit, which was fucking rad. Like fucking 8-Pit. But we'd never shot it through this M2 before. So, yeah. M2s are finicky.

It has like it needs ball ammo. That's it. And then you have to. So guns, if you don't know what the.50 cal Brandon explained. He's got an M2, right? Oh, he knows everything. Oh, you know that? It's face and time.

Did you just full auto? No. Oh. Not yet. Everything. Help. That's the only reason he came down. We'll have a little off the camera conversation.

Thank God, this talks me good. Yeah, everything gets worse as a machine gun. I can imagine. Yeah, well, like, everything's better as a machine gun. I can imagine. Yeah. Well, like, everything's better as a machine gun when it starts that way, but when you take a semi-auto and make it a machine gun, they fucked up so much shit to make it a semi-auto that it's just, it's a pain in the ass.

Because now it's a closed bolt platform, right? It was always, the M2 was always closed bolt. Because it's short recoil operated. operation holy shit you're right because yeah you pull back and it slams forward and then you go to the chunk chunk chunk yep because the barrel reciprocating is what actuates yes yeah okay now i remember brain activate i've been fired at m2 and that's all right i've got the tism this This is the only thing I do. Holy shit. It has been fucking 16 years since I fired an M2. You can do it tomorrow if you want.

Yeah. Burn that out. I just remember I'm like screw and barrel. Unscrew two times. Look in window. Good to go. Test headspace. Yeah, cha-cha.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Boom. You remember that, Cody? No. I didn't do anything. I was in the fucking Navy. I didn't do anything, was in the fucking navy i didn't do anything dude i wasn't sure what's up they've got m2s yeah i did i never shot any that was mostly on big boats even m2s like infantry it is like mark 19s or that r2 where it's a lot of people probably aren't gonna know to do headspace and timing unless you're setting up a weapon system or doing a machine gun position.

And the 240 is what we run on almost everything for that shit. 240 is pretty bad. It's a fucking dope-ass gun. You just got to learn the dial thingy. I forget what that's called. The M60, but it's a shoebox. Yeah, I don't remember it because you you have to do like courses on it. It's like, can they feel the fire?

And what is the targets and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah for EIB. So incorporating this side of the table again, what was your iOS? Yeah. If you guys ever want dumb military stories, him, me, Brandon, his service. Thank you. Shut up. Medal of honor recipient, which also thank you all for thanking him for his service. Thank you shut up Which also thank you all for thinking

We've been a civilian side retard I like the internet is now making you a soldier Oh, yeah, no cuz like we did the Veterans Day episode. Or was it Memorial Day? It was Veterans Day. Veterans Day, okay. Was it Memorial or Veterans Day? Veterans Day, yes. So, yeah, Eli attacked me by trying to pin his purple heart to me.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no, get that away from me. Like, I have avoided all stolen valor accusations my entire career. Never was in the military. My joke is that I did a 25-year tour in Fayetteville. But that was about it. Third cobblestone core. Just, I had to, I had to be around Fort Bragg my whole life,

but that was, that's about it. You got up and like ran and we had Jack and crispy on that episode. Crispy has two purple hearts. Also burnt. Hence his name. And then Jack is Jack narrowly avoided a Purple Heart. Because he got shot by friendly fire in base of Japan.

Oh, damn. You've got a Purple Heart. So I was the only person there that hadn't been shot in the military, essentially. So I was being a friend and giving him my Purple Heart. Fucking asshole. That's the valor on the internet. Fuck you so hard. And then the internet's like,

yes, yes, let's take brandon's photo and photoshop it across everything and start putting it up on the internet a couple of them made me laugh dude they're like there was some good ones some gold like actual shout out to the reddit community for making that like gold some of you can meme some of you cannot, though. And it hurts my head. Do you have a Reddit? Like a subreddit? Probably. Oh, God.

I do. Okay, yeah. I'm pretty anti-Reddit. Same. I don't like Reddit. Same. Yeah. It's a very negative place.

Mine is, every time I go on there, I'm like, okay, this is not bad. And then I'll see someone post some shit that gets flagged, and I'm like, I'm not associated with this at all. That's why I love not having my own subreddit. I let somebody else handle that, and I just kind of like work. For sure. Yeah. How was it? Like, what's the most negative experience? Our Reddit, and shout out to-

What's the hardest you've ever been bullied on the internet? Yeah, right? Because Reddit is the hardest. It goes hard. Like, we are very blessed with the un-subreddit. They started it on their own, and they do a fantastic job, and it is So much positive. Oh, yeah, it's such a weird way like a very weird way. You're like god. These guys are good humans like Type in their little stories like hey still fucked up at times. Mm-hmm. What are your guys's like?

I What are your guys's like? I Have a lot of I have a lot of anti-semites in my community. Oh seems like one racists But like it's probably the mullet By racists and anti-semites and I don't know why. No, it's like, it's just- Chris is like, he loves Jews. It's just like, memes and things that are posted, I think it's by like maybe children. Yeah.

Or like just learning about edgy stuff, because it's not even like funny, really. It's just really offensive. They haven't learned to make it funny yet exactly yeah it's like not even it still you know needs to be deleted obviously uh because of reddit it's against the rules um but like i don't know they're very nice to me they like me a lot um for some reason but the main thing would just would just be people taking things that I've said and then blowing it out of proportion or putting a spin on it that was not intended to make me look. There's a whole subset of people who just think that I'm things that I'm not, which is unfortunate, which I'm sure that affects all of you guys as creators.

I see a lot of people. I mean, for both of you guys, I've got, I have like, I have friends. I'm too small. I have friends that like didn't know that I was friends with you guys. And then when they found out, they just haven't talked to me since. We discussed this. Holy shit, we discussed this. We've talked about this on the podcast.

Cody. Friends, by the way. God. Yeah, I don't know what I do wrong. It's you, mainly. I know. Oh, I know. Trust me.

Everyone knows. Wait, you don't think all cops are bastards? Yeah, right. Oh, God. No, we've talked to several people who are like, yeah, they don't want to talk to you anymore, or they don't want to be your friend. What?

I just don't understand it. Like, I just don't get it. It's a lot of of like the la crowd and stuff like that because there's friends of ours that that we have that are kind of in with those communities and they just they tell us flat out they're like yeah these people like they don't want us to associate with you because basically you don't buy into all the hollywood whatever like whatever those guys are yeah whatever kool-aid they're drinking that week yeah uh there's a lot of people. I mean, I just don't associate with them at all anyways. So, yeah, I'm here in Texas.

It's crazy when you have like individuals that you hear, it's like, oh, you hang out with that person without knowing that person's background or how they are as a human. And they're completely disassociating. Because I will say, hands hands down like just met you we've talked but like personally this is like the longest we've actually met face to face but these guys these are some of the best humans i have ever met period hands down it's like we all have our flaws

but at the end of the day the most positive humans possible across the board i'm like hey these are the friends i want everyone lifts themselves up there's no judgment in this circle which is the most dope thing i've ever experienced everyone's like oh fuck yeah cody just positivity fucking he's he just wants to usually go out and drink manmosis not now now you're now you're fucking just drinking caffeine wrong dog in life and being bored it means a lot of videos are coming up this month you like to straight call me an alcoholic in front of everyone not at all you've done really good i fucking the last two months you've been just focusing on working out everyone in the comment section was like cody's getting jacked like fucking super

jacked but you're like focused on work your kid fantastic father you're awesome friend like it's just truly awesome to be around individuals like you brand fucking your dumb ass signed up for a pro fight five weeks before and text me like i got a profile i was like dope like was it 13 fucking 15 weeks out and you're like five weeks i was like if i lose this election we're doing another one yeah i yeah or do one with it but then i have my time occupied with some things if i win yeah but you know yeah we'll see but still it's it's that you still were like i did this i'm and then i was like hey buddy you got to come over and train and then you just signed up immediately like okay hey his worth ethic took over and he just fucking trained every single god tell me how many how many days a week we need to

do this like two three you're like six seven we're like all right down he he signed up for a pro fight never fighting a day in your life pretty much other than like street fights random scratch and then my my fighter got replaced my opponent got replaced by a guy who was taller than me, fucking heavier than me, had seven inches more reach, everything like that. And I still ended up winning, which like shout out to James. He's fucking awesome. Yeah, James.

Champion for taking the fight on like a couple weeks notice and then showing up. You signed up and did the entire thing, which is awesome. It shows your dedication to whatever craft it is. You two, which you're coming from 2020 blowing up and then not becoming a piece of shit, which happens.

It does. Fucking so quickly. Not yet. I'm just waiting for you to go punch people and have a bodyguard. The Christmas bird from the Unsub podcast. Thanks for not being a piece of shit put that on the thumbnail no it's um yeah i have a really small circle because of that i think

because i feel like a lot of people there's a lot of egos in this business and those are yeah dude i would rather do gravitating towards individuals like you where it is just down to earth people that came from struggling through your past and now you are where you are and it's not going to your head you're like cool i want to help people now absolutely you push your i mean you push everything which is fucking dope yeah and you're like hey again like cody just being the light of my life right now oh he's blushing he likes to communicate cody's like he loves doug brand is just like a hard-working business mindset fucking love it yeah he's all that i do i will never get tired of my talks with my boy oompa on text where it's just the easiest combos

and it is the hard work you put into it you're like hey even with your trials and tribulations of getting sour boys started you didn't give a. You're like, hey, even with your trials and tribulations of getting Sour Boys started, you didn't give a fuck. You're like, nah, this has to happen no matter what. I'm gonna make a dock on the side but I'm gonna make sure this fucking works and you made it successful as shit.

Yeah. No, watching him go through that, like that's, this is, I like fell in love with him through that whole period of time. That's like a side quest that is bigger I fell in love with him through that whole period of time. That's like a side quest that is bigger than most people's main quest. Yeah, it was like we've known each other now for just over a year and it was like,

I watched it and it was like I knew him for a couple months and then all the scam shit happened and then I didn't see him for a couple months because he was just like dealing with all that but it was like watching him just stay so level-headed and just like, I'm gonna yeah True grinder like I'm a Sigma most people know but truly like most people would shut down and quit and like because I can't even imagine Like losing, you know million dollars and he's just like no I'll work it out like oh

And that's when you were like, I'm so awesome. I was already, we were talking like every day. And that's when we discussed and you were like, I don't know what to do. Yeah. I got numbers. No, but I was already talking to him through this.

So I was like watching him go through all of this. And then, yeah, it was crazy. I was just, it's just very admirable. And that's, it's crazy. And then watching him succeed is really cool.

I think that's why like a lot of people in this group and people that we're like affiliated with, it's just like a, it's a testament to the fact that people who are genuinely good people who have a work ethic will find each other no matter what. Yeah. Like no matter where you are in the political aisle, whatever. It's like these kind of people are just kind of attracted to each other. Um, okay. I'm gonna steal some of the candy you've spilled on the table.

It's so fucking good last question going into this what is your guys favorite style of movies to watch horror never saw that coming yeah what's yours i'm asking everyone yeah dramas mostly dramas yeah i like i like drama, or action. I like a lot of movies. Dude, I'm a movie guy. Action, comedy, and sci-fi. Those are like my two bread and butters.

What type of, what's like a definition of drama? Yeah. Like all quiet on the Western. I guess more action dramas too. Yeah, like Time to Kill, you know, stuff like that. Some more action dramas type stuff. Yeah, yeah. Cool.

That's cool. Is that your peak? Yeah, I think so. Or just like Quentin Tarantino. I do. Oh, yeah. Cody, what is your favorite peak? Yeah, just like Quentin Tarantino. Oh, yeah. Yeah Cody what is your favorite? I need I want I just said I don't know. I don't know man. Go to the fucking Cody if you had to drop like two in your top ten Fight Club Not for the gratuitous violence, but because it's an actual cool fucking story. Yeah. Yeah. He's one of the best book writers.

Chuck. Oh, he has a weird... Chuck. Yeah, the weirdest last name. I don't know how to say his fucking name. Falonakis. Yeah. Something like that.

It's not that. Huh? Oh, no, it's close. It's like Polish almost. It's weird, yeah. Probably Django. She just said Tarantino, so Django. Definitely because they fight racism in it.

The Django. Yes. Yeah. I agree.ango definitely because they fight racism in it the Django yes I agree it's just one of the best dramas it is good action dramas oh just the music the cinematography

the cast everything Tarantino is god tier when it comes to writing scripts and also one of my favorite directors

because the actors are not allowed to deviate from the script oh yeah period so you have different directors. They're like, here's the lines.

You can modify it slightly. Versus Jonah Hill when he went on Tarantino's set. Jonah Hill's not very. What Tarantino movie? Oh, was it Django? Mm-hmm. Oh, no shit. Django.

Yeah. Oh, the mask. He was only in there for like 10 minutes. Well, we can all agree. We can all agree. Good idea. His wife worked really hard on it. So good.

That's like one of the best scenes. My wife spent hours on these. I can't see a fucking thing on these. Best scene. It's so good. So when he did that scene, because he worked with scorsese and then tarantino and jonah hill will talk about scorsese he's like a love worker with scorsese because he can modify my lines tarantino he's like what the fuck did i write uh i gotta say it like that okay

here we go tarantino has high level, and he loves black people and feet. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's Tarantino in a nutshell. He's a foot fetish. If you don't know why, one of his famous shots are always feet in a film. Every single film. I'm a filmy.

Oh, that's good. Oh, I love listening to him talk about films. I love that. I love it when he's on a podcast or an interview setting with just like four other black people and he tries to be black. It's one of my favorite things. It takes over. Oh, it's hilarious.

If you haven't watched him with an all black cast and how he talks, completely shifts. Because he grew up, if you haven't read or listened to his audio book, listen to it. It's fucking phenomenal. He does the first chapter or two chapters someone else takes over but it is about his childhood and listen is um his mom uh would date different people in los angeles and uh one of the first dudes she dated was a black dude and he started taking him to black exploitation films black sport the black

exploitation yeah and that's where he fell in love with that film style and that's how it grew to where it is and he's like man i fucking love this style filmmaking how the audience roar and laugh together he's like that is what got me into filmmaking and then working for that and the desire to you know take shots off of women's feet and say the N word. Yes. And that also. He's like, this is my people. I fucking need to make films wrapped around this.

Cody, have you read, like, listened or watched any of this? No, I didn't know that was his origin story. Oh, dude. That is pretty cool. It's fucking dope. He didn't come from any background. He worked at a rental. Yeah, he worked at a rental. Yeah, he worked at a movie store.

Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And came from that. It's really cool. Dude, watching so many movies, you are that level. I'm so fixated on it. Isn't he on his last film? Reservoir.

Yeah, he is. This is his last one. Have they said what it is yet? No, I don't think so. SpongeBob Escape from Bikini Bottom. Shut up. Finally. It's going gonna be so good

Well fuck me I guess I'll get my ten dollars Right? What will happen this time? Favorite ones? Films? Oh my god. Dude I don't know Favorite films Probably Wolf of Wall Street Martin Scorsese is a big

I'm a big fan of him. Wolf of Wall Street is probably one of my favorite movies I got a lot of favorite movies big I'm a big fan of him Wolf of Wall Street's probably one of my favorite movies I got a lot of favorite movies man I'm a really I'm a film buff you're a lover yeah that's how we all

got into this game a little bit we all grew up watching movies yeah yeah absolutely do you gotta be a special kind of

retarded to want to get in front of a camera in the first place yeah that's true too mine was pure comedy that's all I wanted to do

yeah I used to just like do I watched the Jim Carrey's first place yeah that's true too mine was pure comedy that's all i wanted to do yeah yeah i used to just like do i i watched the uh the un jim carrey's unnatural act when i was a child and he does this like the oh he's like special yeah um he did the like the jack nicholson like the joker fit the grinch face thing with the eyebrows on that shit the thing you just did yeah i did i did that to my dad we were watching it when when I was a child on the VHS, and I looked at my dad, and he was like, why are you doing that?

And I immediately knew then that I was like, okay, I need to start. Yeah. Continue to make my dad laugh, because he's fucking funny as shit. He's really funny. He's by far funnier than I am, and his comedic sort of inspiration

is just through every cell of my entire being. That's why I wanted to do YouTube stuff. That's awesome. Have you done stand-up before? Do you have any interest in it? I feel like the means to an end would probably, maybe one day, but currently I'm more focused on just like creating stability,

I guess, like through business and things like that. I guess refining that question, would you be interested, not as a career path or anything, but like would you be interested in trying it? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. You'd be good at it. Dude, our friend Jared Taylor, one of the Black Rifle founders,

he does a comedy show a couple times a month, our friend Jared Taylor, one of the Black Rifle founders, he does a comedy show a couple times a month, and he gets all the people from the Comedy Mothership to come down from Austin. Oh, that's dope. So, like, if you ever wanted to do a 10-minute set, he just lets amateurs and anyone go up there and just have fun. We all want to try it. We all want to do one bit where, like, we just go up to Jared's and do, like, or, like, a bigger show, like even Comedy Mothership or something,

and do, like, okay, a real comic, one of us. A real comic, one of us. That'd be funny. And just see how we fucking do in front of a live audience. That's terror to me. Yeah. I'm going to shut down. Yeah.

Yeah, I would definitely. I think I would shut down as well. Yeah. I'd be like. It's. Yeah. It ain't great. Yeah.

I can't imagine it. I feel like it'd be terrible. That's why I just like the whole YouTube thing is like a cool sort of middling ground where it's just i can be funny it's more controlled yeah enjoy myself i don't have to write yeah that's why i joke around i'm like i'm a comedian with an editor you know yeah for sure there's a real thing to that yeah of course yeah camera punch-ins but it's learning the comedic beats and then the editing beats with it. Because comedy, if you don't realize this, horror genre is the easiest to do film-wise. Yeah.

The hardest to do is comedy. Yep. Learning beats, learning how to do that. Because you're editing yourself in real time. Yeah. To know the best timing. It's hard to find an editor because they actually need to be funny. Yep.

And you cannot teach that. No, you can't. You've got to be an editor because they actually need to be funny. You cannot teach that. No, you can't. You've got to be rhythmic as well. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then learning how to do that on the fly and then being like, I'm going to tell this joke. Best way to do this because a lot of people think it's the easiest thing. I got a good, you should do this. Yeah, I got an idea.

Oh, God, yeah. Film it. Check this out. Film it and send it to your family. See if it just is left on red. It means fucking terrible. Follow me around for a day, little guy. I get that a lot.

It is so long. I got a good video out there for you. You want to see some cowboy shit? Not really, to be honest. Holy shit. The vegan teacher. Fuck, dude. Really to be honest Holy shit Vegan teacher My guys watch her vegan teacher video

Bring up the Crayola crayons. No I did did you I exposed her did I know you Register because she's pointing that shit out and you're like wait Crayola wait crayons. Yeah Pointing out she's using non-vegan products To her pure yeah, she has no logical ground you need to watch his interview interviews with her They're so funny and she didn't know that we were talking to each other at that point We were like dating it was pretty funny. She's just talking. She hates me. Yeah, I was like Oh, I was texting you while I was happy she was if he was sending me photos I think I saw your video on that yeah, at least the first half. Yeah, she's interesting

Come down for a range day. Yeah, this is a person that was Let's bring her as long as you guys are like not at the same berm She's watching Chris's video and you were just eating taste testing snacks from around the world that might got Scottish versus American or something like that something like Scottish versus Nothing to do with veganism So she's like let's hear those vegan recipes or ingredients every snack She's like talk about the ingredients Chris Yeah

Chris is like this isn't a vegan episode. Like what? Like he said, she's a provocateur. She's a provocateur. She's just using her image. Yeah, I think she has a true disconnect between the real world and the online world, and she just sees the internet as a vehicle

to promote the thing that she believes in, which is veganism. I think she is probably a good person in real life. Genuinely. I do believe that. Yeah, I mean, you met her. Yeah. Like, I don't have an issue with that. But it's like, met her?

Wait, hold the fuck on. I interviewed her in person. He interviewed her. That's completely different. He flew her down to Texas. I love you so much. I was like, are you crazy? We also shot guns together.

You did? Yeah. Which is crazy. We had RSOs. Hands on the weapons, ready to go. That is your holding their hands like okay it was a little it was a little freaky we just had our

titanic moment there yeah but I don't care like you can be vegan I don't care that's what my whole thing is she's just like you could like you're a terrible person I just I just care in general I don't care if you're a vegan I just care if you're an asshole. Unfortunately, that Venn diagram is a circle.

Yeah. CrossFit vegan. Talk about it's in the middle. I think the problem is that the people who become vegan, some of them, it's just virtue points, right? Anything where you can just gain enlightenment by just making a decision that anyone can make uh i feel like it's just fucking nonsense yeah so yeah it requires not a lot of discipline zero discipline you can get fucking vegan chicken bro yeah that's zero discipline like that's zero discipline you don't have to change anything literally you have to change anything slightly used to food tasting worse pretty much like i have a lot of respect for like the super

whole foods vegan people yeah i have a lot of respect for that um just because that is like requires a lot of discipline like don't bully people to do it and honestly the healthiest diet in the world is probably whole Foods Vegan with fucking eight ounces of ribeye every single day. Yeah, but the Catch-22 is the ribeye. You got an eight pack of that. That can't fucking jack.

That was true. Some of my best fucking news I ever got is I do a lot of blood testing and stuff like that. And so like my doctor got my results back and he was just like, yeah, do you eat enough red meat? Like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, that's all I eat. I'm not.

I'll change it. This is the best day of my life. You're low on iron, fucking dope. Yeah. Do you have any bad readings? How old are you? 28. 28, okay. Yeah.

The lead, just a little bit. Yeah, the lead. No, legitimately. So I saw my lead levels because, you know, obviously what we do and whatnot. I'm like, okay, so all right. I got my lead tested actually when I did the fight stuff because, you know, I got my blood drawn and whatnot. Because I was curious because a couple of my friends have had issues with it. And it was something like, you know, 9 point something.

I'm like, all right, that's a pretty low number. But it was still red. It was highlighted red. So I'm like, okay, I Googled it. That's like three times toxic. It's like, oh, fuck. But I mean, we don't shoot that much. But I mean, it's not just from like a couple of days and stuff.

It's because this asshole shot, what, 10,000 rounds in one day. Well, that was one of the days. I shoot like 100,000, 200,000 rounds a year. Yeah. So like that's not a little. That's crazy. Sounds like fun. I'm gonna start coming down more. Yeah.

Come on down, dude. Just make sure you use my new lead wipes that I bought. Yeah. Like prescribing your lead wipes. Yeah, literally. Like you can just buy like lead wipes. Like I now like when I'm done with range days, I'll wipe down stuff like that.

Because like, you know, heavy metals are not good for you. No, for sure wipes. Like I, I now like when I'm done with range days, I'll wipe down stuff like that. Cause like, you know, heavy metals are not good for you. No, for sure not. Yeah. Very, very, they don't make it,

they don't put it in paint anymore. Or makeup. Yeah. Yeah. Makeup. Yeah. It's just going all in here. Of course.

We put it in sour boys. Yep. Number one. Delicious. Leadberry. Say berry. It's just lead. It's leadberry. Delicious Fucking weights, dude, you know, there's like little fishing weights that you can clamp down on. Oh, yeah I used to like chew on those when I was a kid. Oh

Yeah, I'm I gotta have I chew on those when i was a kid oh yeah i'm i gotta have where did the poison come yes sir i got um i got uh my blood test done and i had all my heavy metal stuff i was that was solid really nice yeah i'm very glad about that my oh yeah i was surprised my everything but my a1c uh was a little bit high but that was because i was drinking a dr pepper when they took my blood they were like they were like do you have you was like, yeah, I don't fucking care about the A1C shit. I'm healthy. I think I'm good. Yeah.

I have my appointment in two weeks for the VA because I got the phone call. You still go to the VA? Yeah, for some stuff because they were like, Mr. Cuevas, this is last month. They were like, have you been exposed to burn pits? I was like, yeah. They're like, do you have proof of the burn pits. I was like, yeah. They're like, do you have proof of the burn pits? So the article the New York Times put out, that's my

unit. That's actually my buddy in the second platoon that is on the front of that image in front of the burn pit doing this. I was like, so you can't deny me that I was not near burn pits. They're like, we'll get you scheduled this month. So in two weeks I have to go in for all my burn pit

test yeah it's fucking fantastic times yay military not service related that's what they were trying to get out of those were recreational burn pits you were just

having that shit on your fun your own leave you were doing that on your fun we're gonna close this out with one just positive story from everyone of like hey like all everyone at this table thankfully came from poor i love that you all came from mediocrity because he did anyway y'all motherfuckers are broke we're all gonna now build up it is it's still i think a lot of people relate to that and it gives them hope because it is or not hope whatever you want to say it is it is coming from that low income or

anything like that and then being able to be like hey there is something possible in the future as long as can come spontaneously it can come through hard work and just like time can come through comedy and then trials and tribulations it is something that can can happen but for like oompa starting at you when would you're like hey yeah this sucks i went through even through your um like this trials and tribulations where you're like no i just gotta dig deep and then push on what are your like what is one story you're like yeah it's fucking it sucked i i had to suck it up and then push through that at the end of the day. And then now, hey, it's fucking working. What is one of your hero stories?

I feel like the main one obviously is just the candy shit because it's just, I don't know. When that was all happening, I never thought about it from the perspective of a story. And when it happened, like when we released the video, the video came out like seven months after it happened, after we found out. So we were just like sitting on it it happened after we found out so we were

just like sitting on it for a long time and then people were i talked to coffeezilla he gave he was like dude that's incredible you should figure out a way to make that into a story um so that's probably the biggest one uh but just in general i mean making videos and like having the opportunity to do that and just seeing like people enjoy something that you're making is just like the first video you make that does well it's just it's crazy it's like mind boggling that people are interested especially in what like my first videos

were were fucking ass right like my first video I posted in 2010 I was like a 12 year old boy or a 13 2013 holy shit baby 2010 they were so cute they're're really bad. They were like tutorial Yeah, they're still up on your main channel. Yeah I made it public. I had it privated out of just in the title long time how to mod Borderlands on Xbox 360

Alright you guys yeah, I was a little child. Yeah Bulletin thumbnail for this. Alright, you guys. I was a little child when I started all this stuff. He's a hard worker. And my parents both have really tough jobs, especially when I was a kid. My dad's a farrier. And I was as well. I was an apprentice under him for a long time. A what?

Farrier. Put shoes on horses. I thought he rode bulls across the lake. I thought he farried bulls. lake. I thought he buried bulls. No. Barriers. I'm so stupid. I was like, oh, his dad in Virginia was. Yeah, like racehorses and stuff.

Larry Bravo, back to you. And that was interesting seeing them just like work and stuff. That we talked about last night, I got razzed a little bit because i don't fly on planes but my parents have when i was a kid that was like alien because they just they just couldn't afford it like you had to drive everywhere so it's like uh yeah i think it's just cool to be able to do something obviously the youtube thing is just i mean i i don't i don't chalk as much of it up to, like I'd say it's 90% luck and then just somewhere in the 5% to 10% skill and hard work, I would say. Truly luck.

That's what I think that it is, to just be able to, you know, wake up and make the decision to do it every single day. I'd say maybe in the beginning. Yeah, in the beginning maybe. Now it's just Sigma grind set. To get your first viral video or let's say video that does well,

maybe it's like, you know, 75, 90% work. Yeah. But after that, like there's a clear divide in content creators who have done their first viral video versus those who succeed over the long term.

Yeah. It's work now. We know what to do now, but like in the beginning, it just felt so like just such a, just gift from God, literally. But you also put in the work with that because you would see you talked about earlier like, hey, this they started doing 20,000 views of video. And you're like, no, something has to change.

I'm going to put in that effort. And that is the main message is it's still going to be work at the end of the day. It's not just fun times. It is, hey, this is failing. Why is it failing? How to be work at the end of the day it's not just fun times it is hey this is failing why is it failing how do i modify that for me it was tits in the thumbnail just kidding that was like the 2009 meta like oh my god yeah oh my God. Yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah,

it's definitely, I mean, I'm sure all of you guys can relate to that. You know, luck, a lot of luck. Yeah.

And then the work, I do preface because it is, how much, how many videos did you do before views actually happened?

Before, like, amount of views where I could make money? Probably 400. This is, like, Before like an amount of views where I could sustain money. Yeah, probably 400 This is like I love you say luck with I know I tell you what when we say this it is this dude took 400 videos while doing other shit in life Yeah to get there. I would rather make 400 videos than work

a week as a farrier that's fucking hard yeah because that's hard shit i always say i only enforce from islands is hard yeah i can't even imagine i i always say luck is just i i i kind of resent the term luck a little bit in a lot of the ways that people use it because like a lot of it is you know actual skill and things but a lot of it is just the ability to recognize opportunity I think and capitalize on it because it's like okay there's a lot of people who could be doing what we're doing they just they saw the opportunity to make a video about x or whatever and they you know had the resources had whatever they just didn't yeah I think I think I think I would speak to that.

In terms of luck, what I'm saying is there's so many things that have been like stars aligning moments specifically for me, like my parents showing me the right things. And me being raised in just, you know, 80% of what I have now is just a result of me having the parents that I have and like just things I have no control over whatsoever. And now it's like i it's my in my control it's not going to stop now i have like i'm confident i have stability now and you know it's like confidence stability and then the work ethic because it doesn't matter i think everyone

at the table no matter how big you get it's not like i made it i get to take a break yeah i know everyone is still driven as fuck to the point where it's like, cool, what's the next step on this plateau? Because right now, I don't feel like I'm doing enough. That's for me personally. I think all the guys here. I never feel like I'm doing enough.

No, no. I feel like a piece of shit. It sucks. I have a problem where I don't attribute things that happen to things that I'm doing, like actively. It's just like, you know, what am I, how do do I it's just momentum and just weird it's strange it's a weird world as unhealthy as that is it's useful oh yeah oh yeah especially for him he's like okay

I made a whole candy company now I'm gonna make a video game or can I say that? Shit, no? You can, yeah. Okay. Wait, hold on. Go on. Sorry. Hold on. Sorry. Do you know what I'm saying? Can we just say that? I can just say. Can we just say that and that's good?

Maybe. Okay. Yeah, you can say this. Oh, I posted something on Instagram about it. Anyway, he just keeps making more companies and just being a badass. And then I'm over here just like, I'm not doing it. So I'm just like, I'll invest in your company. it's almost like it's really beneficial to be around people oh it makes you feel like a piece of shit yeah that's this whole fire you and I hate

you god damn it no no it's great it's great to be around people that push you oh yeah to motivate you it's you connect because i cannot connect with people it's like i'm gonna just watch the football game today like that's it all day dude all day that is that oh my god yeah i like i've come to the resounding conclusion moving from the place we were living at to the new place i haven't had as much of an interest to be on my computer so like when it gets dark and there's nothing to do outside, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Yeah. Like, and it was on the Christmas break.

I wasn't recording or anything. I was way ahead. I was like, what am I supposed to do? I'm going to do meth or something. Yeah. I get it now. I understand why people do crazy shit. Because like, what else is there to do?

That was almost a motivational statement. No, but it's true. You need to like be a busybody and stuff. Same for you. What was your like, hey, you broke out in 2020. The nuke went off. You fucking blew up to 50 million subs in three days. Science.

It wasn't three days. It was over a period of time. But you went from like, hey, I'm doing short form. I got this on lock. I'm doing this. Now I'm going to add characters. I'll add voices. I'll add all this.

And now I'm doing long form in one year, essentially. It was weird to navigate because I'm from like a little farm town in Canada. Like nobody around me does that. And I was too scared to ask anybody for anything. So I was just kind of figuring out myself but i think um mine was like right before all that happened because i was going through like some rough shit and i was like on my deathbed in the hospital like three months before that and you if you want to you can talk about that because that's the stuff i think will motivate people it's as we always talk about on answer but it's it's the lows for people are different

you're gonna have different lows across the board and then you can recover from those lows there is never a bottom where you're like this is the time that's just it will never get better it's like no no trust others it can go fucking way worse and you can still pull yourself yeah it's not linear no no exactly like depression and all that stuff since I was really young. But I went through like, you know, eating disorders and all that kind of stuff. And that's why I was like in the hospital and everything. But you talk about it too.

No, I do. And I'm really transparent about it because a lot of people are going through that as well. And it's just like, like, I don't want to promise anybody that like, you're going to be a YouTuber with this and this. If this happens, like, and that's where I think the luck thing comes in but like I you know got better and well recovering or whatever and I work hard at what I do and I Like apply myself and I think that's important, but it's like it's this like I'm not like this all the time I feel like a piece of shit saying that when I'm in this position But you're the difference between saying like you'll get where i'm at you'll be exactly like me versus hey look this is what i went through yeah you can manage it that's the thing that's the thing and like i i was at some of the happiest points in my life when i was like a hairdresser in my parents

basement suite and then there was lows and i was just like there's been different periods in my life where i'm not wasn't necessarily making like the money I do or having the success that I do where I was happy and not happy. So it's just, yeah, it's a very short period of time usually when you're in those low points, and that's what I kind of have to keep repeating to myself. But it makes those high points so much more amazing. You're just so much more grateful. You're like oh fuck if i you know if i did that there i wouldn't be where i am today and you don't have a frame of

reference if you didn't eat shit for a while exactly yeah dude you gotta eat shit you do you do and it you may it makes it more relatable to the people that are on the downturn of their life it's like ah man you're not going through what i'm going through versus it's like hey i've had these list of issues what i did was therapy work through it had mental health is something super important how do we through it though yeah and what made you the most happy maybe was like hey working on it and then the success i found through a working on it it wasn't you're like i was depressed as fuck yeah and this came to exist yeah it was hate and it was like good and bad at the same time like i was like still not great and then i blew up and so everybody's watching me and i'm like oh no i have to be

like stressful i have to be happy all the time and then there was a really low point there when i was pretending to be happy and then i was like listen guys and i made like my i don't know like 10th youtube video i was like i'm sad and i was like this is my, and I made my, I don't know, 10th YouTube video, I was like, I'm sad. And I was like, this is where I came from, and this is this, I'm really sorry if I can't be like this fucking light that you need to be. But then I didn't know what to expect, but people were like, I understand that.

They supported you through that. And that's the most amazing thing is like, having the balls or vagina to put that on the internet where you're like hey and then putting it on the internet because it is something vulnerable yeah you're like hey i'm not happy uh just so you all know yes this stuff this stuff, fucking fantastic. Yes. I am still working on my past and the trials and tribulations I went through to get where I'm at. This is fucking dope, though. Love it.

Hoping. I know. Still got to work on the past. I never want to come off as ungrateful because I'm not because I did come from nothing. And it's just like I pinch myself every day, which I'm sure all of us do. But yeah, I'd say that's mine. It's just like I would never think three, which I'm sure all of us do. But yeah, I'd say that's mine. It's just like I would never think three years ago that this is where I'd be. No, but thank you for also like talking about therapy, talking about mental health and all those important things

because, again, it doesn't matter what you went through through your life. Therapy is a fucking fantastic thing at the end of the day. You'll learn so much about yourself. Cody, one of my favorite things about you is you are still as positive as you are and you can talk about your first days on the cop dude like your bad days as a police officer fucking terrible dead babies yeah like literally that is and that is one of his first experiences as a, it's like, and that is what, why you don't like, you're not like, man, I can't wait to do fucking cop content. Yeah. No, it got me where I, where I am now. So I'm not going to quit on my audience completely.

I got to, I got to keep doing it. Got to keep that, that grind up. But the key to success is you, you rescue a cat, right? From under a dumpster and you just put on good morning america that was my initial boost of subscribers i just started a youtube channel because i wanted to be a youtuber i was like fuck this police stuff seeing too many dead babies yeah so i started I started playing Minecraft. So I was a Minecraft YouTuber and I had like 500 subscribers. I was doing well. And I found a kitten in like a rainstorm underneath a dumpster and I put it on my shoulder and took a picture and then like it went viral and it was

on Good Morning America and all these other places and shot me up to like 8,000, 9,000 subs. That's awesome. So that's how I got my first initial news. That's so cool. And then I started talking about people getting shot. People like that way more. That was the literally. There you are. I love your break. First off, what's that kitty's name?

Squirt. Is he still with you? The Mexican lady next door stole him. What? Not literally, but he won't come home anymore. I don't know what she's feeding him. Dude, Squirt, he won't come home anymore. I don't know what she's feeding him. He first ran Kitty Fight Club. He ran a Kitty Fight Club.

This cat has trisoma 21. Definitely has down syndrome. He does. My cat has down syndrome. He's a polydactyl, so he has thumbs, and he has down syndrome. So he has the far eyes. I take Scrabble Word of the Day away from you. Polydactyl is the new one.

I didn't get it with trisoma. Damn. I like, but my favorite story, like, I think something's wrong with Squirt. This is years ago.

It's like, what? It's like, I walked outside. Squirt's just standing there. All the other cats ran off and Squirt's like, this is mine.

And he was like, blood or something. There's blood and fur everywhere. He was running a fight club. I'm imagining this like a fucking, like a meat canyon video. There's like blood Like a meat canyon The lady next door still brings him over and she's like you haven't seen him in a while Would you like to hang out? So I still go see him Like six pack yeah, he just loves her Love the Mexicans next to And then yours what you you I'm watching yours I remember talking to you in like 2018 or 19 at that hotel. Oh, God.

In Charlotte? Yes. And you were still. I talked to Cody at 20,000 subs. So 20,000 subs. Like he was trying to be a janitor at Black Rifle. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I just wanted to get my foot in the door with their company. I never heard their content. Wow. Oh, yeah. This is back in the day. Wow. He was told no.

And now, thankfully he's... I'm glad you motherfuckers didn't hire me. And now he's very successful. He was told no. That's wild. I didn't even know that. That's crazy. This is 2007? Because you were like, bro, you want to play

fucking PUBG? Sometimes I was like, yeah, you want to play fucking? PUBG. PUBG. Sometimes I was like, yeah, 100%. I'll play PUBG. That's fucking insane. And then it was at whatever hotel. And I remember talking to you, figuring your shit out. And I was like, holy shit. Okay, this dude's dope as shit.

I filmed, I want to say the brand or the AK with demo. The AR video. Oh, yeah, yeah. The AR versus AK video that he did. Because he copied our first video that ever really blew up. That was my big moment where I was at 20,000 subs. And, like, we blew up to 30,000 in a couple days after that video. Like, it really was my first video that hit a million views. Like, it was the one that kind of took off.

Yeah, yeah. And you filmed the retaliatory video with demo ranch which is funny as hell because like that video i remember people sent me that they're like bro demo ranch just stole your fucking content like they were upset and i watched the video i'm like demo ranch knows my name this is so fucking cool and then he texts me like an hour or two after the video went live he's like hey dudes we just kind of did a pair of your parody of your video you want to come out and film some content and i'm like dude absolutely i will i'll fly out there next week and but yeah no way back in the day i forgot yeah it was that uh that hotel in charlotte we were hanging out and i was back in the time where it was it's that awkward

phase where you're doing well enough on the internet that people know who you are you're not making any fucking money so yeah i was you know i had i had some fucking issues back then where i was super stressed out i wasn't sleeping um came from like an entrepreneurial background but i couldn't figure out how to make the pieces click so that that stress on me was very detrimental to my physical health mental health and um eventually like that's that's something i wish i could go back and tell my younger self is like hey dude like you don't have to grind for no fucking reason grind grind every fucking opportunity you have that makes sense but if you're not actually doing something i don't feel like you have to stay up till 4 a.m looking at google sheets because it's going to magically give you the answer

yeah sleep take care of your physical health and grind when it makes sense and that's something i wish i could have learned earlier i think it would have been better for me and that's a takeaway it is like hey manage it the best you can you will be successful as long as you put in the work it's going to be stressful as fuck take take a breather take a fucking moment in between your day-to-day you guys i'm assuming none of us took day-to-days unfortunately it's probably why we are where we are it was even to this day it's still very hard to take a day off we're talking about that with all of you two probably the same it's when you take a time off with your talking about that with all of you two probably the same it's when you take a time off with your family it's still like three days feels like an eternity oh yeah and you're like after day two yeah oh yeah if i'm not posting something i'm like i'm failing this

christmas i i got ahead i got like a lot of videos ahead um and uh that was the longest I've ever taken off since I started YouTube. The longest I have not filmed a video in like seven years, basically. Eight years. Legitimately. But like you had the content. It's not like you didn't do the work.

But it still feels like shit, I understand. Because that's what I do when I come in. I was like walking around just like, what am I supposed to fucking do? Because I don't know what to film. All my employees are fucking jacking off and shit. Just fucking. They're just fucking.

The hell am I supposed to do? Nothing's happening. Live Christmas reaction, I guess. It's hard because we have like five episodes in the can. And we're still right here filming an episode. It's like, you know what? We need to hit the New Year's hard. This is the best way to do it.

I'm currently feeling guilty because even though we've been doing all this shit with Unsub and we're filming a video right now, I'm currently feeling guilty because I haven't filmed a desk video in like two weeks. I need to go home and fucking do that. It's that sort of grind people don't realize. Even though you have multiple things going on, like it's compounding, I guess. It's so fucking stressful. That being said said I would rather do this than almost anything else

Cody say it best job I ever had best job I ever had very thankful I think we all say that Cody fucking close this house and then we'll do the Patreon it's gonna be a 10 minute episode super short do it bye everyone

unsubscribe podcast here. I was joined today by Eli double fat, Brandon Herrera. Call me Chris and Mr. Oompa Ville. Thank you for showing up and listening to us rant about stupid shit. Where can we find you? Beautiful humans at just look up Caleb.

No, Caleb. That kind of works. It does. It actually does. Caleb Francis. Yeah. I was going to say Francis Popup first. It does. Caleb Francis. I was going to say, Francis Popper first?

Oop-a-ville. Oop. One of the greatest content creators. Facts. On the platform. Fuck it. If we're watching these two individuals for ideas, it's a fucking hint on what you need to do in life.

He's like, yeah, copy my shit. I don't have to do it. I take it as a massive compliment. Chris, where do we find you? Call me Chris. That's the name. K? The K.

Two Ks. Not three. That'd be problematic. One of us. No, I'm leaving. And I'm never coming back. She falls down with a ghost outfit. You said you did like ghosts.

She's a ghost hunter. She's walking. I'm so good. Can't see shit out this fucking thing. I wasn't even shrinking. Anyway. Thank you for watching the AskTribe podcast. We will see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast.

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