Unsubscribe Podcast - 141 - The Lost Episode - Nic’s Divorce ft. The Fat Electrician

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

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You have the worst customer service history of anyone I've ever f***ing seen. We made them do the job they're paid to do. That's f***ing crazy. It's like you're f***ing a chick that's not having fun at all. There's just no input. Come on. Don't act like you don't know. It's enough to talk s***.

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Fuck. It's a cock. Dick Hawk. Oh, Cody, can you talk on that mic? Use the front screen, G-Band. Could you talk? Brandon, fuck you for one minute. And audio's in queue.

Audio's good for him. He's going good. Testing, testing. Testing one, two. Karl Marx fucking sucks. I like this new spicy neck we're getting. Dude, I fucking went off about Karl Marx for a while yesterday. You were just yelling.

I know. I woke up this morning, my fucking voice hurt. I was fucking a while yesterday. You were just yelling. I know. Everyone just stopped. I woke up this morning, my fucking voice hurt. I was fucking yelling so much. I saw that story. That's the first time we've gotten a story teaser from Unsub in a while. Fuck. I was like, oh, he's angry.

That episode's done, too. G-Man knocked that one out so fast. How long is this episode releasing? In three, four months? Three. I think this is 2026. Cool. Yeah. At least you get it. I think this is 2026. Cool. Yeah.

At least you get it. At this rate, we could just fucking retire, right? We're good, boys. We did it. 2024, we all decide to fuck off to the Caymans. Crazy. One of them countries where they don't extradite us. What are you planning?

Don't you worry about what I'm planning. This will come out way later, it's fine. I want the taxes. Okay, I'm good. Everything's lined up. We all good? Moments. Moments! Moments! Oh! Oh! We were just here. I know, it's fine.

Literally last night. It's fine. I've had breakfast like three times since then. The podcast is becoming like Groundhog Day. It's fine. We have a huge day coming up. I've had breakfast like three times since then. The podcast is becoming like Groundhog Day. Just wake up. Show up at the same place, same time, same microphone, same people. Where am I? What am I about?

Cody, are you ready? We can do this. Now we all line our drinks up. Put it back. Do I want Guinness or Modelo first. That's your choice. Guinness. God damn.

I drink a seltzer. You don't get full of shit from drinking Guinness all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, well. Three, two, one. All right. Oh, well, boys, it's good. Hi, everyone.

Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Fab., Nick Fat Electrician, and Congressman Herrera. Thank you for coming back and watching our stupid shit, Best Job I Ever Had. Best Job I Ever Had. Best Job. Damn it, Eli. Fucking Jesus Christ. Paper towels.

Can I get paper towels real quick? A nerd in the comments below. Here comes G-Van actually helping us out in real life. Thank you. Oh, fuck. That's G-Van. Oh, no. That's G-Van. Okay, fuck.

God damn it, Cody. That's G-Van, our editor. It was just like other random military slash police guy here for this week. How many times have we complimented his cock on this show and you just didn't even recognize his face? Well, show me your cock. That's why I didn't recognize him. Yeah. Oh, God. This is a busy

week for Unsubscribe. We can talk about it now because this is going to come out in seven months, nine months, something like that. Range Day is tomorrow where we've literally just gone through our DMs and invited everyone who we know to come shoot machine guns. Including the cartel, apparently.

They're coming. Yes, they're coming. The guests don't know it yet, but it should be quite fun. Interactive targets. Hard cut to screaming. This is going to age really poorly if that happens. Oh, yeah, very. We're just going we're just gonna g van let's uh cut all this out no he's there so i can just look up past the camera this time dude g van did have the text

he's like who's jamie uh donut keeps saying jamie pull that up and i don't know who that is so you put the text on it you're like who the fuck is jamie i had to explain. I was like, okay, so Joe Rogan has his guy that pulls stuff up. That is Jamie. He's like, oh, that makes sense. Hey, Jamie, pull that shit up. Yeah. You don't watch Joe Rogan? Oh, my God, dude.

Come on. You're fine. How could you? Let's chill out because his odds of coming on the podcast are starting to dip now. Fuck that. What are the odds you dress like that and don't watch Joe Rogan? You're like the one motherfucker on the planet. I was going to say random military

slash police guy coming into town. Which describes him to a T. Motherfucker, you got a black baseball cap on with an American flag with an AR-15 on it and you're wearing a flannel shirt that says downrange and you've never watched Joe Rogan. Jesus Christ. I don't know watched Joe Rogan. Jesus Christ.

I don't know how that's possible. I quit. On this episode of Uncensored. Am I talking to the camera or am I talking to this fucking guy right here? G-Man just changes clothes. Pulled it up. The whole audience is like, wait, is he actually there right now?

Or are they just talking to him through the screen? Oh yeah, by the way, how's life after the accident the accident oh yeah i hate you motherfuckers why what was a self-sucking accident i think it was a self-sucking accident yeah you know flexible i would have to be to pull that off we all know that nick is partial to the ss how y'all been it's good to have you finally. I explained yesterday that the hosts are going to rotate. It's not going to be all four all the time. Cause then when we have multiple guests, it gets too chaotic.

Like five is a lot. It's wild. Yeah. Fucking chaos is where we like to keep it. Two is boring. Two is very fucking boring. The horror is a downfall of something. If you do too,

I was going for innuendo. Did you bring your fucking multi-tool back onto this podcast? I mean, it's your podcast too, buddy. I can't say any money. It's his emotional support multi-tool now. How else am I supposed to open my beers? I can't open my Guinness with a tab like you can open your

fucking seltzer with. Don't worry about my seltzer. You got this hard ass table right here. God damn it. So we got the range day coming up. You invited a billion. Everyone invited a billion people. Last year, how many people showed up?

Yeah, the April range day, because we only do these like two or three times a year. We had, what, 60, 70 people show up, I think. Yeah, it was a bare minimum 50. And a lot of like, These are big creators, too. And athletes and politicians. Yeah, we got some big boys coming this time. Fighters. Yeah, our boy Chuck

is coming. Chuck Liddell is coming. Yeah, Tim Kennedy. We got Goldberg. He's been the homie lately. He's coming. Junior Dos Santos? Yeah, Junior Dos Santos. Wait, Junior Dos Santos is coming? Yes. Yeah, that's what I said.

Chris Wood is picking him up right now from the airport. We have- Wait, for real? Yes. Yes. What the fuck? Caleb Francis got the Undertaker to come. He's going to be there.

Hey Undertaker, you want to come to the Wings? You want to stay? Dude, I hit up Steve Austin and invited him. He actually responded. He was like, I got something. I got something I'm doing. For the photo shoot, can all four of us recreate the Undertaker meme?

Can that be one of the pictures? With the Undertaker in the background and the one dude's happy. It's just us happy and the Undertaker behind him. Did you see the group chat where the guy looks just like Brandon? jamie pull this up did you see that he's gonna quit the fucking undertaker meme where you're standing behind the guy who's the guy with the long hair in that meme i actually don't know but it was in the group chat like last night i thought

we have like god childhood oh yes, yes. Oh my god. It looks like Brandon Well that one that went up with Brandon is Wilder also coming his camera goes in front. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do you want a Wilder coming? Jesus Christ? Wait, what really? Do you want a Wilder's coming? Yeah, I Give it this is our range day and like I give up. I give up on fucking no one. We're having UFC 300 here. Essentially with all the fighters.

Dana White just like fucking helicopters in. He's like, I smell money. Here's the thing. Has anybody invited him? Because he would probably show up. At this point. We should all send the same DM to him and see if he responds to one of us. We're like writing letters to Santa over here. Look,

we invite him once and then if he doesn't respond, we spread the rumor that it's actually everybody coming together to start an MMA fighters union. Then he'll show up. We're slapping each other too. There's a lot of slapping going on, Dana. I know you're into that

recently. I forgot about that. What, the Slash Fort? I forgot that he was involved. He bought it out, I think. What are the odds that that was just one of the world's best marketing schemes ever? Doing very, very, very, very fucking good. All you have to do is

Chris Brown your wife on a teleprompter or a fucking... Yeah. What, that's too far? Really? No, not for me. Just say the N-word next, dude. Let's get it over with. That's a mighty scandal. That's why

you guys are some of my favorite people, is that good quality life advice. Like, ah, fuck it, bro. Just say the N-word. Wait, you're running for Congress? Have you seen my new shirt? It says, fuck it, bro. Just say the N-word. Go check out running for Congress. Just, you know, my new shirt. Bro, just say the N word. Go check out that merch here.

God damn it. Oh, nerd. That's a lot bigger deal because the fridge is broke and none of them are cold except for like five. And he keeps spilling the only cold ones we have. Jesus. So, so this fucking fridge.

No, I'm going to. So yesterday. Okay. So the 20th. Oh, we're going there right now. Yeah. I was that? So, this fucking fridge. No, I'm going to. So, yesterday. Okay. So, the 20th. Oh, we're going there right now. Yeah. I'll fucking crucify them for this.

I went on the 20th. Things that make Eli irrationally angry. The 20th. Volume three. This fucking fridge. I had to show up multiple times for it to get fixed. They couldn't fix it. So, we're like, okay.

I'm going to just go get a new fridge. I'll get it. I'll go to Home Depot. Get that situated. Boom. Oh, I love this LGg it's like 700 that's great lady here boom boom boom what day i was like just sooner than later she's like okay well we have it on the sixth of uh december i was like ah oh that's the day before the range day fucking perfect we'll roll it out so they bring the motherfucking fridge. So yesterday I didn't hear from anyone.

No phone call, no nothing. I was like, okay, well I'll just check what time it's going to come in today. Call. Hey, Hey.

Uh, and it, the call, I have to call the number to LG cause they're shipping it though. So I was like, Hey LG, uh, this is where is the fridge or when is it?

Oh, um, yeah. So, uh, it gets there the 20th now why am i just figuring this out right now i ordered on the 20 to the 20th of last month and they were like that's a really cool two weeks later than was said yeah so calling i'm like hey well you i need to know where the fucking fridge is because I have people coming into town to stay at the house. So we need to furnish food and everything like that. Oh, well, no, we gave you a call. No, I did not get a single fucking call.

They're like, yeah, we did. What day did you call me? So I can just check my phone log. Well, here, can we go to my manager instead? I'm like Okay Call them. They send me to the manager. Oh, yeah. No, we can't do anything. It's this day We sent you an email about it I was like, okay

So the first person sent me an email second person sent me a call the back and forth managers like oh It was like when's the email sent out so I can fucking check that. Oh Good This point you're like well for the 87th day in a row looks like warm beer and doordash exactly i was like it's been two fucking months they wanted me to wait from the 20th order till literally 30 days later for a fucking refrigerator to get delivered thankfully we have the baby fridge over there that's keeping five white claws cold what if we had an actual baby that needed their milk to be cold?

You know, they don't know. You have the worst customer service history of anyone I've ever fucking seen. Like, remember your, your wheels last year? No, I know.

We bullied, we fucking bullied some random, uh, internet rims, uh, manager. Like bananas. What? Random internet rim service manager. Bananas. Well, thankfully, like LG can go fuck themselves because they were like, I thought we said earlier, life is not good.

I was like, fuck them people got to Home Depot. I was like, fuck it. What can you guys do? And they're like, well, nothing. You have to go to Home Depot, cancel the order, and then we can get you a new one now, ASAP. I was like, can you get one tomorrow? No. Then why the fuck do I care about that?

Well, when you get to Home Depot, just have them call, and then we can work out a discount. I'm like, you want me to do more work? Dude, LG? Is LG part of Raytheon or something? They're going to drop a goddamn drone on this house. Wait, are they? No. Oh, are they? No.

Oh, you scared me. Every large company makes military grade equipment on the side. No, yeah, read that out loud. No, yeah, read that out loud. I want to hear this. Wait, what? Oh, well, Eli, I'm going to have you read the top part. Yeah, you read that part.

Who owns LG? Who and how? Okay, there you go. Thank you. It's not cool in the house. Do it in the voice. The French doesn't fucking work. Call them. part who owns LG who and how okay there you go thank you formerly known as lucky gold star is a South Korean multinational conglomerate founded in the hot honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's with juicy 100% Canadian raised seasoned chicken shredded lettuce crispy jalapenos and that completely craveable hot honey sauce.

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And managed by successive generations of his family. It is the fourth largest cabal in South Korea. This Yeah, this is the most Asian name though. The other one. What, ra, ra, ra, ra. Dude, I sent you that fucking video yesterday. Those were the inhibitions dying in real time. Cody sent one of the greatest videos. We were just... Okay, so this is an actual thing. So it is... It affects 150 people in the world.

This lady got it from a migraine. It can happen from different shit. It is a sudden accent that just pops into existence. Oh, that's hilarious. And you cannot... It's just there. It was happen from different shit. It is a sudden accent that just pops into existence and you cannot it's just there. It was a British lady, right? Australian or British? I've seen it multiple times.

Australian and British lady who got a Chinese accent and she was like, wait. I went to Australia with you because I was like, ah, yeah. It was so good because she was like, got to, okay, there we go. Okay, there we go.

She was like, I don't want this accent. Do not want this. I would not have chosen. It's very angry. I am not Chinese. Never been to China. And the doctor's like, yeah, this is a real thing. She's never going to get rid of this.

She just had a headache one day and now she has that accent. It's all great until you're a white guy in Harlem that gets a very unfortunate accent. We were saying Cody getting an Indian accent. He just wakes up one day so angry. He can't threaten anybody for now. If you speak English and you have an Indian accent,

you can't sound aggressive whatsoever. It's that one meme. It's scamming my Indian accent a million dollars. Nothing makes me more positive. Life is a simulation than that

disease, medical condition, whatever. Ow, my head hurts suddenly. I have an accident. Somebody fucked up the settings on the computer in the simulation. I saw one the other day. it's like this whole simulation theory is just religion for edgy atheists like oh yeah there's no intelligent design or uh or god or anything like that there's just we're all living in a simulation created by something bigger and

smarter than us that fuck this is us yeah it is uh that wit and that's crazy that lady she she has very good like that is a chinese accent and when she's solid she hates it like you can see it in her eyes she is not happy she has that accent which makes it so much better just really dedicated to the bit so good she's pulling the whole sam high she's she's doing the ghost of Katie. Refuses to break character. The ghost of Kiev. Yeah, speaking of other people. Oh, yes. Sam Hyde's coming to range today. I don't know. So

by now we'll know, but I don't know if he's going to fucking behave. Those are the ones where it's like we raised. He's going to not behave around Deontay wilder and junior dos santos i'm there to watch as a as a he's actually a really fucking good boxer like he's really into boxing so i would assume not deontay wilder good no no that's right head just disappears when that man punches that's what i'm saying he knows better he's good enough

in boxing to know like, ooh. This guy will kill me. No, we wouldn't have invited him out if we thought he was going to do a Sam Hyde character, which he might still, but I know he's not going to be able to save the fire. I would have still invited him out. Well, yeah, that's the thing. He's a gun guy, too. Good luck.

Have fun. He's a gun guy, too, so I don't think he's going to be unsafe. He might be a troll, but it might be a troll. I'm here for it. What's funny about this whole event that we put together is like I was saying earlier, we just invited a bunch of people in our DMs that we know are creators and I've had a couple of them message me and it's like

oh, this guy's going to be there? So we're just dropping them all in the pot and seeing what happens. Making a stew. Exactly. Here we go. Let them cook. Every YouTube gossip reactionary channel is sitting there like, I have so much content.

Is CoffeeZilla coming? CoffeeZilla? Yeah, he's coming. He's going to be there in real time just recording like, yes. Yeah, I got all this. Who's doing the scam today? He's fucking one of my,

he's such a good YouTuber. I'm excited to see him. I mean, you got Wendigo and you have, literally, Oompa's coming. Oompa, yeah. Everyone's gonna be there and it is that chaos of how many people are showing up. It's like, dude, we don't even know. Hundreds. It's gonna be at least 150.

This is that demo's new place. Yeah, yeah, the abandoned resort that he got. So it's a couple hundred acres and he's got, dude, his range looks fucking epic right now. Dude, I was seeing those videos of it. It looks fucking insane right now. You guys went today, right? No, we haven't gone yet.

I haven't seen the new range, the berm he built up. He built up, like, a 20-foot berm with railroad ties and all sorts of shit. It's a cool range. Which is crazy he's doing it like days before. It's also great when you have influencers that you don't know their familiarity with machine guns and things. So like you can only have so many RSOs.

So, you know, a lot of them have a tendency to start here and end here. So you definitely want to make sure you got a nice tall berm like Demo's got. And that's... Well, shout out too to JT, Jared Taylor. He has like 10 to 15 JTAC guys coming out or TACP. TACP.

Sorry. TACP guys. I don't know shit. And they're going to be the RSOs for us tomorrow. So thank you JT for doing that for us. Go check out time for pie and Caleb time for pie. Very good podcast. It kind of,

it's kind of like this, just a couple of boys, a couple of dudes being guys. Dudes being bros. Yeah. Justos dudes dudes being guys i'm not your friend pal not your pal guy jamie pull up time for pie right here let's go to that episode 4g man he's like yeah we're crushing out we have is this a crossover episode should be we need to get them back on they haven't been on in a while i love any of the story times with caleb and jerry his story is so fucking ridiculous the boy goes fucking off the walls brandon's got you side no i don't know if we discussed this your video um and this is coming out well after you'll

be already elected probably but you're you're gonna buy back video the sheer no one expected it to blow up to the degree that that thing took i thought maybe a million views that was what are you at right now like 4.2 4.2 million i think fucking ridiculous two weeks it got it got to three million in like five days and that was such a good time too, man. That was easy. We were like just chilling, joking, laughing, talking to the police when they would come up and everyone was super nice. There were a couple comments too. They were like, you guys were annoying the police. It's like, no, they were coming up and taking pictures

with us. They loved us being out there. The reaction when you took your glasses off. Because I was like, you're Donut? You're annoying the police? It's like, what, weut? Oh, whoa, fuck. Dude, come here. You're annoying the police. It's like what? We made them do the job they're paid to do and come up and say,

hey, you can't be here. I don't think that's annoying. We're not being, we're not trolling the police. No, we didn't get kicked out of the event, but you know,

that happens. We were nice to him the whole time. Yeah. Okay. You're, you're doing the job that these cocks hired you to do. Hey, the new year is here.

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and get 15% off your Raycon order today. Yeah, your line, or not your line, but what you said when the cop came up and was like, hey guys, what are you doing? You're like, we're making a private gun sale right now. Just flat out told him what we're doing. Yeah, he was cool about it. But then those dipshit event organizers were like,

he can't be here the karens were in the background boy with like the fucking like starbucks beard yeah he was just watching watching as the police came over and like hey you guys he stalked us the whole time you saw that yeah he was following us down down the street when we were walking and stuff real cool dude thank you for saving san antonio gun crime. Single man that kicked us out and had us trespassed. What was crazy watching some of those firearms that were dropped off? It was in a public. Yeah. How did you get

trespassed from public? Well, the parking lot. It was. Well, no, that's still owned by the Alamodome. The Alamodome is owned by the city of San Antonio, but they had a permit for parking lot B. We were on parking lot C, and I'm kind of curious if there's not a case to be made there.

I don't know. I don't care enough. Legality. You know, it was, it was too long of a line. They couldn't just stay in parking. No, it was crazy. I didn't know so many people were going to show up. There were hundreds.

I was worried not enough people would show up for a good video. We didn't like just for reference, we sat there for an hour and moved one spot. It was horrific. And there was lines that would have to go through before us. That's why they sold out of everything. So next time,

can you get a permit for every parking lot surrounding their one parking lot? Possibly. And then not letting their lines on your parking lot because you have the permit? That would be hilarious.

Can that be where we host ComCon? Just that one? We're just shouting slurs in the other parking lot i'm gone people who turn in their guns if you haven't seen the video we were sitting there so long brandon just got out of the truck and was going up to the cars around us like hey do you have a gun you're trying to sell we have cash we'll pay you for your gun and're trying to sell? We have cash. We'll pay you for your gun. Some people didn't want to do it because I was slightly brown.

Yeah. I should have done it. It's like, not to you, but the white guy in the back. He can buy my firearm. I'm going to be wearing a suit next time and be like, hello, sir. Would you like to sell your firearm? Use my best white voice ever or something. White man here.

Not to Javier here, but Mr. Johnson, you can have it. That's neither of our names, but okay. I'm not a Smith, but all right, I'll buy your gun. They had an unfired, fully automatic Uzi someone dropped off for $200. $200 gift card to get turkey. Was it like what's the rule when it was pre-ban? Was it transferable?

We don't know if it was a pre-ban or what. Pre-ban is like 90s assault weapons ban. Transferable is like pre-86. It's like that 86 and we don't know if it was one of those. That was like a $50,000 $30,000 gun, wasn't it? It was a $30,000 gun.

Transferable guns are worth a lot of money. And just the fact that it was a full fucking auto. New in box, never fired, which also, yeah, you did such a great job of stopping crime. That fucking new in the fucking packing peanuts, unfired gun really

was a danger on the streets. Because they had those, they had, we've seen a couple ARs, they were like optics were on stuff. It was... Scoped hunting rifles. Most of it was like hunting rifles. Oh, that SKS Model D, I'm still fucking sore about that. Had the fucking bayonet on it. Yeah, that was a solid...

And he saw it from the street. We were 50 yards away and Brandon's like, wait, that's a... SKSD model with a bayonet, fuck me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no brandon was standing in the corner enjoy your fucking two turkeys from the heb buddy that's what i don't get especially with if you have a full auto i don't understand how you're like yeah 100 give me 200 gift card for this you had to have the knowledge passed down to you. It's like, this is worth a lot of fucking money. It's probably a lot of guys who like, or people who had their like grandfather die,

had it in the attic. And they're like, oh yeah, I remember grandpappy showing me that at one point. Spring is here and you can now get almost anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. What do we mean by almost? You can't get a well-groomed lawn delivered, but you can get chicken parmesan delivered. Sunshine? No. Some wine? Yes. Get almost chicken parmesan delivered. Sunshine? No. Some wine?

Yes. Get almost, almost anything delivered with Uber Eats. Order now. Alcohol and select markets. See app for details. Sure could use $200 around Thanksgiving right about now, and they know nothing about guns. It's like, goddammit, dude. Google exists for a fucking reason.

Like, just look at it. Just a little. How much is an Uzi? That's all they had to do. We would have easily given $, 20 grand for that gun. Although I would have had to really check that gun for sure. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Brandon did have the hot, what is it called?

The hot gun. The hot gun. There's ways you can check to make sure that it's not in like a stolen gun database and stuff. The first one was that chrome nickel plated one. You're like, I'm'm gonna check this one first it looked like an evidence locker guy that was a drop gun 100 well so the cool part was a lot of these guys are fans that are they're flat out telling us they're like hey dude we love your shit guys like oh unsubscribe this is so fucking cool we're just here for congress as they drive

by they're not there to turn in their guns because they're worried about gun violence they're like we know this is worth less than the gift card. Can we talk about also the people showing up and like bullying people on that side of it where you're like, guys, don't be that. You want to win? Like somebody was like shouting at people. Yeah, there were some of the guys

there that weren't even trying to buy guns. They're open carrying ARs, which is legal. It's, you know, you can do that but there are some guys i want everyone to know in my opinion you do not look cool doing that yeah yeah it's not exactly a great hearts and minds thing yeah imagine imagine you're not in this world and a guy with a slung ar is on the sidewalk going you're fuck you you're doing the wrong thing it's like come on man man. That's my right.

I agree with you, and I would fight for that right. You still look like a dickhead. Yeah, you chased off a lot of our cells. We could have saved so many guns. Roll up the windows. But we were being completely nice to everyone. We were like, hello, sir. We would like to give you cash for this.

It would be great if you would sell us this gun. And we still had so many people that were just like, no, no, I don't want to do that. Well, even for reference, those old ladies that were like, they were moms against gun violence or whatever it was. They were super nice. They were like the sweetest ladies. Moms demand action chicks. Yeah, they were sweet as hell. And we were sweet back.

You know why? Because they would walk away and be like, those guys were really nice. And vice versa, what we're saying now, those ladies were very nice. They were offering us free snacks and water and things. We didn't take a wagon with snacks and stuff. And they saw what we were doing. They were just like, you guys want some water? We're like, no, no, thank you, man.

Appreciate you. That is how you win the hearts and minds. It's like doing that nice thing. Because now you're creating dialogue. Or even us telling a thousand people right now. or you could be a thousand people right now, or you could be a high blood pressure American with like this fucking shouting slurs at them. Flagging goes as they come by.

Yeah. Like he says, it's not how hearts and minds works, man. We've got to, I got to work on that. Although speaking of open carrying long arms, there's a really cool Texas law that I think I read into the other day.

This is a while ago, so I'm paraphrasing this, but it's illegal to be intoxicated while carrying a handgun in public. No, wait. Isn't it all firearms? But long rifles? I think

it's something, there's some stipulation. It's like one of those holdover from the cowboy days where it's like you cannot be open carrying a long gun while quote noticeably inebriated. That's 100%. You can't just be belligerent. Some congressman was like

we may hate drink and hunt. That's 100% what that was. 100% 100% 100% can fucking do this I don't know Texas has tiny little anorexic deer anyways it doesn't matter we got axis too

axis are the good deer can you shoot axis all year round you axis tastes better than white towel you can shoot buffalo I don't want to hear it buffalo in Iowa too show me the fucking Iowa buffalo Tastes better than white towel. Yeah, I can shoot Buffalo. I don't want to hear it Buffalo and Iowa to show me the fucking Iowa Buffalo. I got one like two miles from my house. You serious. Yes

Yeah, I guarantee you are It's enough. He just wanted it's enough to talk shit. I'm just trying to win a fucking point. I don't care about anything else. It's like this little like fucking mini cow type of Buffalo bullshit. Oh no. It's like you drive by. Is that a fucking Buffalo? They had to put signs up because it was causing car wrecks near this fucking Buffalo. Like, yes, it's a Buffalo.

Don't see the one of a kind Iowa Buffalo. That's exactly correct. Yeah yeah the highway is the era it's like you're in texas 500 miles away like we got to take it's like the south of the border fucking bullshit we're in texas 300 miles left for the iowa buffalo yeah you'll drive by someone's ranch and they just have like fucking buffaloes and giraffes and all sorts of crazy shit that's just common commonplace here in Texas. That's the worst part about the gun buyback video is that someone wasn't there because they don't live in Texas. It sucks, but it's fine.

It was a cell sucking accident that caused that. You know how fucking mad I was when I found out I can't legally own a kangaroo in Iowa after I saw Zeus's? How does he own that? That's 100% legal in like 28 states. You got a fucking tiger here, dude. You can have anything. The globalists don't want you to know. You can buy a kangaroo.

You can buy one. What's the Joe Rogan stat? Not that fucking G-Van would know, but that Joe Rogan thing where there's more tigers in captivity in Texas that are privately owned than all of the wild on the planet. All the rest of the world combined, I think, right? Yeah. Those are the only animals I would not fucking own. And you got China repoing all the goddamn pandas.

Bastards. I don't want a monkey. Oh, what happened? Why would you? I don't want. I don't want. Every time someone says I don't want to own an exotic animal, it comes down to, you remember the lady that got her jaw ripped off

by the fucking orangutan? And I think it was California. Was it an orangutan? No, it was a chimpanzee. Monkeys are fucking mean. Have you read into the Jane Goodall shit? Have you seen how jacked they are? Like the hairless ones?

Hairless chimps are the most terrifying thing. Dude, even Jane Goodall, like the fucking savior of the apes and shit, she's just like, oh yeah, no, they're fucking violent. They murder each other. They will have fucking gang wars for fun. People don't understand. Have you watched the videos and docs on that, Cody?

Or Nick? They get together, they use weapons, they'll use sticks and stuff, and then they surround an opposing tribe and then just murder them all. And then they take that little area. Apes. That's fucking crazy that they commit genocide.

What happened in that incident is one of her friends had come over. I could be misremembering this, but took a toy that the monkey liked and it just went fucking crazy and ripped her jaw off. I was really curious because everybody's

like, chimpanzees five times stronger than a grown-ass man and i'm like they're only like 110 pounds only there's no way that fucker bench presses more than me so i like i got mad about it right so i'm like i don't understand the science and what i figured out what it was is like so the reason they're like quote unquote so much stronger than people is they don't have fine motor skills. Like they can't do this shit. They could never write or anything like that. So what a bunch of dumb asses. It's tampered.

So like they can kind of grab stuff gentle, but like if there's any amount of adrenaline in them, they're they like, they don't go like, I'm going to grab this water bottle. They're like, Oh shit. I didn't know that was full.

I'm sorry. I thought it was empty. And then there were two that weren't cut off. Yeah, you were making fun of me like three seconds ago. And you literally wasted an entire cold White Claw. I thought me and Brandon

liked a drink. Jesus Christ, guys. Well, thank God we can pick up White Claws without spilling it all over our fancy equipment. What were we just fucking talking about fine motor skills i'm showing an example of bad motor skills so it worked out and short-term memory you're literally it's fine fuckhead yeah please don't rip my fucking lower jaw off, dude. That would be horrible.

Oh, God. Oh, no. The white claw opened the settings. Oh, okay. Okay, actually, we're fine now. I don't know what that just did for a second, though. There might be something temporarily. What is our degree of confidence that it's okay?

We only have a two-minute window where it's fucked up, so we're good. Somebody's mic is muted, though. Wait. Are you talking with me? Hey, hey, hey. It's number three. Check, check, check, check, check. See how it's highlighted red?

Jamie, jump on Amazon. Okay. Now we're good. Can we buy new hosts that don't spill things? I'm like, what the fuck just happened? Okay, now we're good can we buy new hosts that don't spill things i'm like what the fuck just happened okay now we're good right okay holy fucking shit that's fine i know cody can i get your voice real quick ooga booga okay i don't know why i sounded racist when you did that jesus okay I'm trying to hold back with what we're talking about right now.

Jesus. Why was I offended when you said that? If Brandon wins and becomes a fucking congressman... Don't worry, you guys are going to make sure that's never going to be a problem. Your campaign manager is going to be a fucking legend

in the campaign manager business. He's already probably contemplating. He's not very happy. He does it though. Like he's getting the MVP award forever. We probably can't talk about it, but some of the texts that I've seen. My campaign manager. Some of my communications.

And to be fair, my campaign, my primary consultant, very smart guy, very sharp guy. He's genuinely good at his job. Some of the things that he sends me, like, I would refrain from X. And just in a vacuum, I know I've showed you all the texts, in a vacuum is fucking hysterical to me. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered.

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everyone. It's like the pattern on the back wall there. I don't know what you're talking about. We, none of us, but you all found it. I didn't get it. I felt like the pattern on the back wall. I don't know what you're talking about. None of us, but you all found it. I didn't get it. I feel, I felt like a good guy. Yeah, I didn't. It took me a while. I was like, what the fuck are they talking about? Three, two, one.

Her feet kicking out like this. It's like, uh, who, who like, was it a show that was saying, or someone was saying the other day, when you say like and subscribe, it picks up your voice now, and your little bell does a thing on YouTube. So if you look into the camera and say, please like and subscribe, it does something. Did that work? And if it didn't, go ahead and click the buttons

just to see if it worked. But that just means they're monitoring our every word when we put out youtube videos so it was great being on youtube for the years that i was on there i always figured too i didn't know i knew that just based off of caption i was like they know everything and that's how they can tell when we're talking about oh no because i didn't know it was that deep i forget the youtuber but one youtuber did a like an experiment where he just loaded his youtube video with a bunch of random words that he knew hey is that who did it because he just he was like hey i'm experimenting with different adsense things uh real estate stuff does really

well real estate you want to buy a house buying a home 30-year mortgage and just like told his audience he was going to rattle it off all these. He probably made 45 grand off of that ad since. Yeah. Wait, it was no, like he made more money because the YouTube algorithm wants to match up ads. So like financial advice, people get the most CPMs on YouTube. Like they get paid the most per view because they're talking about financial stuff.

And YouTube knows that like, Oh, fucking Geico pays a lot of money and they only want to air on like dave ramsey's channel or whatever so if you just rattle off like you know like real estate investing the stock market up down blah blah you're more likely to get matched up with those higher paying ads speaking of which i'm really looking at buying a multi-million dollar home yeah multi-million dollar home with multimillion dollar real estate. Do you need insurance for that home?

Yes. And I would like to learn how to invest to make sure I can continue to pay the mortgage. With your multimillion dollar investments for your mortgage. I would also like to work out in that home with a home gym. And a personal trainer that I also pay millions of dollars. I'm into fitness at the moment. And he's going gonna have insurance too. Go get your insurance for my fitness.

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Like, but yeah, it's fitness at the same time too. It's fitness and fucking. Which, oh, it's really high too. Oh, fitness is ridiculous. Let us know how we helped your fitness journey in the comments below. Speaking of fitness, that one dude. The livers are commenting. Dude, we get our blood work done pretty fucking often my liver enzymes are flawless which is who it's weird kind of incredible give it a minute don't i but that's gonna go to your

guys's heads i know you both that was just a fucking hallway pass for you guys. Good blood work once, I can go harder. We're just like, it's a challenge. Here's the beginning of the new top cut, like more, faster, harder. Oh, I wasn't even pushing my liver. Break up into orbit. Well, we were playing it on easy mode. Let's crank up the difficulty. Close that

laptop. You're like, oh, liver's just like, fuck, dude do you doctor why don't you just lie about it why don't you tell them they're fucked it was seriously straight up like and i know it's the same with you in the beginning when we first started getting our blood worked on just like wait a minute hold on is this like one of those swapped at birth thing where i got somebody else's fucking report what the hell i'm 100 healthy it's like the first time i thought it was a fluke and the second time like a couple weeks later I'm like holy shit. My liver is fine That's fucking crazy

Trying to pace all the pockets we have today all the alcohol makes it sanitary it's very clean My insides are spotless So Nick has his new video coming. We were talking about it a little with the burling. Me aggressively losing my shit while I was hammered. That is burling. Is that your story? You ever do shit? No. No, that was last week.

Your Mel Gibson voicemail video? I don't know. Like just sometimes she's like Eli does the outro and I'm like we go to IHOP at 2 in the morning after we get done recording, and I'm like halfway through my pancakes, so I'm getting dramatically more sober, and I'm like, fuck. They're going to make that a short, and I'm going to look like a dickhead completely out of context. Oh, I thought you were just going to keep raging at IHOP, just spitting pancakes over her. I don't know anything about car parks.

No. Speaking of IHOP, just spitting pancakes everywhere. I don't know anything about car parks. No. Speaking of IHOP, does anyone remember SHOT Show last year? Beating babies with a bat? Was it last year or was it two years ago? Two years ago. With Caleb Francis? It was two years ago. Beating babies with a bat? I almost pissed

myself. It was funny. That was fucking amazing. No. We were shit, right? This is SHOT shot show if you've okay so when you go to shot show the only thing you can expect is to get extremely drunk a lot a a lot we drink a lot at shots we're in rare form there yeah like you're waking up you're hung over you're like okay it's time to go even harder to catch up from the other night it is what three four in the morning how we what time did we show up that was that was to iHop night it is what three four in the morning how we what time did we show up that was that was to ihop oh god that was like three in the morning yeah so the

group this is the entire groups together we go down we sit caleb shit wrecked and he is going on his caleb rants about he's just making ihopOP commercials there. The hostess hates us. Like our server. We'll beat your baby with a bat. It doesn't matter. Welcome to IHOP. We have three choices of syrups. Also, we'll kill your kid.

We are crying and it's just Caleb being Caleb. His brain is just going off on these 30-minute tangents about just murdering children. Jesus fucking Christ, Caleb. Also, have you tried our three syrups? We'll kill your fucking baby. We got a bat right up under the counter. We'll just bash his fucking head in right there on the table.

I saw, I don't know if it was a short I saw, but it was him and Heather playing a game together. Who's your daddy? On the internet, and it was like where Heather was the parent and Caleb was the baby and the baby had to try to get himself killed. It's so fucking funny. He's trying to hook his fingers in the

fucking socket. It's just a very fun game by the way. Who's your daddy if you've never played it? The babies, they yearn for the light sockets. Fucking. I can attest. I can attest. Which one of you guys is, who is the people you're looking for to the most coming to this

range day that either you have not met or you're just excited to be around? Bro, it's the fucking Undertaker. What do you mean? Last night you were like, what, the Undertaker's going to be there? I'm a dumbass electrician from Iowa and then I get taken. Oh, like, what, the Undertaker's going to do that? I'm a dumbass electrician from Iowa, and then I get taken. Oh, by the way, the Undertaker's coming. Excuse me? Excuse me?

He gave him the IHOP spiel, and yeah, that sold him. I don't know. I am living in a simulation. It's been a while sometimes. It's really weird. Those are the weirdest ones to me it's those wrestlers that we got especially like me you all probably grew up around the same time frame it's of i never watched wrestling as a kid i had no idea no shit until we started meeting them

they're cool people like genuinely like the wrestlers have been really rad so far oh dude they're i think it is because the audience base that they're they're used to a younger audience base and they're i mean a lot of them are really good fucking dudes like gold goes one of the nicest fucking humans I've ever met bill is one as you're saying one of the sweetest humans you will ever meet and you're like I've made him monsters He's great. You ain't a more doesn't he yeah? Yeah, yeah motherfucker won't sell me a hill cab, but we're not even talking about To be fair you wouldn't sell them yours. Yeah, that's true, too Damn it. Rich people things, you know.

I'm trying to talk Hannah into letting me get the new Dodge Hellcat in a minivan. Minivan? A minivan with a Hellcat engine? Yeah. Why would you say no to that? Yeah, I don't know. We have a Chrysler Pacifica. That is the most indigestion from Enterprise. She could have possibly made that.

She likes the electric minivan we got from Enterprise, though, for our rental car. I hate it. That's good. It's super bad. There's no feedback at all on the gas pedal, and it's the worst thing on the planet. If you're going to go electric with a minivan, like Model X at least. I didn't pick. I just need a minivan.

I have kids and enough people. I have to get a van. They're like, we only have electric ones. I guess it I just, I need a minivan. I have kids and like enough people. I have to get a van. They're like, we only have electric ones. I guess it's hybrid or whatever, but still you push the gas pedal. There's no noise. There's no feedback. I'm like, no, this is weird. It's like a golf cart. No, it's like, you're fucking a chick. That's not having fun at all. There's just no input back whatsoever. Oh yes. Many times. That's indigestion. I get to watch this relationship crumble in real time. Go on about fucking girls with no reaction.

Don't act like you don't know. As she takes her My wife is for the people who can't see. Everyone's guys react like that. You just have everyone that's married over there like Jesus My wife has two kids zero orgasms Only consequences that's the name of her book is coming out zero benefits. It's great. Everyone in the room just went.

Man, I can't wait till we're single together. Jesus Christ. You tried to kill me and I wasn't single last time I was here. That's kind of fair. Danny, you have to rewrite the intro song again. Nick's going to be dead after this. I was so drunk. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors.

So, what should we talk about? No sugar added. Neutral. Refreshingly simple. Last time I came here with you, it was the worst thing on the planet. Yeah, G-Van, please blur the name of that fucking bar because I like going there. Yeah, my bad. Fuck.

Have a good day. Anyways. Danny's not going to have to do another song. It's still going to be say hi to Eli. Cuts off. Love and everyone, they die. Well, if you're off, then we can use the one from that one episode, like a while back, where you're just like, Brandon.

Brandon. We should use that one for this intro. I know. Brandon. Dick's wife is going to kill us all. Yeah, that's true. Oh, man. Yeah.

Say hi to Elon. We're all crippled. I can feel her gaze passing me right now. I gotta go. Add this to the list of reasons I hate the silent electric minivan. It makes the ride back to my Airbnb even quieter. Is anything wrong? No.

Cody, you don't have an engine, it's just the hum. There's a list of things we don't talk about. One is Fight Club. Two, what Volkswagen was doing from 1941 to 1945. And three, the windmill of friendship behind us we didn't notice. We're the ones that's going to fuck up your to 1945 and three, the windmill of friendship behind us we didn't notice. Wait,

we're the ones that's going to fuck up your congressional run? It was always. It always was. Always has been. The windmill of friendship? Oof. Oh no.

I just asked you all who you were excited to bring in the rain manager did you just rebrand this I'm a marketer what can I say it's Buddhist temple in Asia and less than five minutes we ruined your message her marriage and his political career fuck up in this one episode. Now we're definitely going to be single together. Hell yeah. Single and unemployed. Cody just floats away.

As far as people are excited for for range day. I am really excited to see Wendigoon again. Isaiah is the nicest, most awesome person ever. The sweetest human you will ever meet. Him and Hunter contrast their new podcast. What's it called? Creepcast. I'll give that a shout out all day long.

I just finished that one. It's Wendigoon and Neat Canyon. They have a podcast now. They're both wonderful storytellers, wonderful humans. Check that out too. Hopefully we can get him on the podcast. Wendigoon. We can get him back the next couple days. The, that would be amazing. The next couple weeks for you guys.

Leon Lush coming? Sucks to suck. I think Leon Lush is coming too. I'll take him as my favorite repeat. The answer to Wendigoon. I like him. Wendigoon has a podcast with It's a multiple podcast. Red Threads. I thought he was starting one with Charlie. Yeah, he has one with

Charlie now too. So Moist Critical has a podcast with Wendigoon now. I don't know if he was a guest on that or not. Was he? I thought he was starting one with Charlie. Yeah, he has one with Charlie now, too. So Moist Critical has a podcast. I don't know if he was a guest on that or not. Was he? I thought they started it together. I was super into cryptids, too. I mean, those are really good stories. So far, the two stories I don't care. Ted the Caver, I read in 2001.

Oh, yeah. And then the stairs one, I read in 2001. Oh, yeah. And then the stairs one I read in 2010. The first Creepypasta. Yeah, I was like, oh, I didn't know those were so big. And then they were talking about it. I was like, man, I read when those actually just came out. Now, Ted the Caver was like the first creepy. Yeah, OG Creepypasta.

Which was terrifying back in the day. Like, if you haven't read it, it's still a really good story. They make it hilarious with how they come they, uh, they describe them. That was on the fucking dead meat. That was on pop. What a shit friend. Yeah. Yeah.

If you guys haven't seen it, like we're just shouting out all our friends on this one. If you haven't seen Papa meat, like check out a second channel. Yeah. Him and Wendigoon did Ted the caver and it is so good. Episode two of unsubscribe talks about how cool its guests are. That's all we were like like these are my favorite guests but isaiah if you um winda goon he blew up bant like soup one of the nicest guys and then you get to see all his like working with papa meat opposite ends of the spectrum on like cursing content everything yeah because isaiah is like a sunday school teacher like he's just like the nicest most genuine human does not cut Christian boy

Well the past couple days they've been running them through the dirt on Twitter or what which yeah Seven months ago, but when this comes out, but yeah also partially for being associated with us which fair Canions getting drug kind of through the mud by the Taylor Swifties right now. Oh, yeah. Hilarious. Who wants better sex and to start having better sex right now? That's the best way to get started. Are you Canadian?

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Cartel vs. Gun 2 vs. The Swifties. The Swifties are the Swifties. The ultimate showdown. The Swifties show up in mass doing the Elk Bugle. And here comes Taylor Swift with a steel chair! Jesus fucking Christ. Holy shit. They started talking shit about Isaiah on Twitter, and automatically everyone was like,

the fuck did you say about Isaiah? Like, everyone. All the different creators were just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. That fucking time out. What did he do? What was, like, the...

Nothing. He fucking didn't do a goddamn thing, dude. What were they pissed about? Well, for one, one of the screenshots I saw was specifically referencing him knowing us in for one, one of the screenshots I saw was specifically referencing him knowing us and my video, one of my videos. It was just over, like, his last

first channel name was Boogaloo Boy back in the day. Like, the fucking far right extremist. Like, fuck you, dude. Just get a fucking life. Sorry we like guns and having a stable family. Sorry, like, i will always defend these boys like ed to to the end of my life it is some of the like truly blessed on working with

individuals like you guys because it is they're hard working they are one of the most loyal friends who will have which i will trade that over anything in the world like loyalty and being able to find that with friendship way more fucking important also they push each other which is why i love hanging out with like everyone and then when we bring in other guests like this community we have right now everyone leaves so fucking motivated and so positive because like holy shit because at the end of the day we try to help each other which i don't think a lot of content creators do they get pissed about that it's like while you're stealing my style instead everyone's like here here is our styles like use it to the can i help you with thumbnails can i help you with this like let's all fucking work together and actually succeed together and then everyone fucking raises together which is a crazy thought

it's actually something mike plow told me back in the day mr guns and gear that just fucking stuck with me forever he told me this like eight years ago. He's like, yeah. He's like, I'll teach you everything I know how to do because I want my friends to take over the world because that's good for me. Rising tide raises all ships. Now you're running for Congress. It's like, I think we've talked about it before.

This is all Mike Plough's fault. The early days of YouTube, it was like, no one wanted to do collabs because they said you're going to just steal my audience. And so no one did collabs in the early days the early days of youtube it was like no one wanted to do collabs because they said you're going to just steal my audience and so no one did collabs in the early days of youtube's like you know like prior uh 2010 i know nothing about twitch but isn't that kind of how twitch is now like people don't like doing collaborations with anybody that's like substantially lower oh 100 subscriber thing real i don't know i don't fuck with twitch anymore man none of us

really do just a toxic environment too even the people that are about twitch right now kind of don't like twitch no because i mean it is it's the exact same thing where it's like either not helping each other is this very gatekeeping versus look everyone just like you when you came on here you were at not what 70 000 30 000 on youtube i was 100 something i think yeah and then you just fucking i swear you were lower than that at the time i, you were at not, what, 70,000, 30,000 on YouTube? I was at 100-something, I think, yeah. And then you just fucking, phew. I swear you were lower than that at the time. I thought you were just doing, because you were not doing long. I thought so, too.

I don't know. I could be wrong. Yeah, I thought you were way lower. Because you weren't doing long for me. I had a silver play button. I know that. Did you at that time? I had a silver.

Oh, yeah. I didn't start doing long for him until I was past half a million. Nick's going to pass. Consulting social blade. I know. That's what I'm like. I think Nick's going to pass every single one of us, though. No, I'll past half a million. Consulting social blade. I know. I think Nick's going to pass every single one of us though. No, I'll fuck this up first. No, you're not going to.

The audio's fucked up. I fucked ruin that earlier. If you just stop dropping alcohol on things, you'd be fine. But we say that and that's awesome because I think I talked about that the other day or whenever, or I at least told you. It's awesome to hear our friends on our personal conversation when Nick's not around. They're like, Nick's passing all of us.

Fat electrician is going to pass every one of us. That is known. And it's said in positivity because we are happy and excited for his success, which that should be the thing for friendship. Motivation of each other. Not like, that fuck's going to pass me. How do we sabotage his channel? Yeah. Thank for friendship. Motivation of each other. Not like that fuck's going to pass me. Oh, let's. How do we sabotage his channel? Yeah.

I think the only thing that's going to fuck Nick up is he's friends with us. Us. That's fine. God damn. What? Yeah. 750K subscribers. Boy, you are cooking. Jesus Christ.

I don't even have a hold play button yet. He's neutral too. I know. He just stays. History. He's just facts. He just stays. History. He's just facts. History, facts. Unless you're a communist or you like the metric system.

Then it's neutral real quick. Game on. It's aggressive. Show that shirt. I got my new merch. Fuck communism. It is the world's best diet program though, is gonna help with our cpms because that's fitness yeah yeah please just do the fucking ad read stop going on with this joke which we

fucking despise our north korean audience skyrockets like fitness you'll lose a lot of weight not eating it's great dude we have, we have Chris Ramsey coming, right? Sorry, who? Chris? I don't know. Magician. Oh. Yeah.

I'm so excited. Chris is one. So you had 270K a year ago. So that checks out. Then you'd probably be like right about on that count. I for sure had a silver play button. Okay. Okay, yeah.

And then you just started doing long form and just fucking catapulted. Yeah. Then it got aggressive. Yeah. Which is odd. And that's like, it's everyone that comes in, it's usually, now we have this, the military guys that are rotating in,

or new individuals, like, I want to get in this space. We're just like, here's all the information we know. Use it to the best of your ability. Hopefully you succeed. Chances are, if you just follow what the dudes are saying, you will fucking succeed. Everyone has a pretty decent head on their shoulders. Turns out we're kind of good at this i know it's weird kind of crazy strange now who are you looking forward to at range day brandon uh i i'm looking forward of

course our buddy wendigo and isaiah he's one of my favorite people i like him a lot can't use it fuck you dude and one of his videos one of his most recent videos he dropped like uh it was like the cryptid thing or whatever because i watch his stuff because i i genuinely enjoy it he's one of my like favorite youtubers right now um he said something along the lines of like his tier list for cryptids he's like all right look a lot of you guys had a problem with the last video if i if i put something at b tier like c tier is like average. So B tier means I like it. And I'm just like tears streaming down my face. Like my boy likes me. No, but he, that's like a fucking deep cut for unsub viewers.

You're like, ugh. B tier Brandon from way back in the day when he first started his channel. That's still up, isn't it? Like on his actual channel. Oh yeah, still. You can find it. First or second video. His Guntuber tier list. Oh yeah, he just started. isn't it like on his actual channel oh yeah you can find first or second video his gun tuber tier

list yeah oh yeah he just started it's hilarious when he talks about that transition of content he was like i did this one this one this one i wanted to do a gun channel i did one iceberg video it took out he's like i'm an iceberg channel got it okay i'm just he's such a good storyteller like he didn't realize i think in the beginning how good of a fucking storyteller he was and he's he's perfected his research man like that boy research is like it's a research it's how he talks his cadence it's all those little things and he goes as you're saying like even with a book breakdown blood meridian it can be a five hour long video but he just like how he breaks it down for the viewer it's insane. It's the Sunday school teacher thing where it's like this guy's been a communicator

for a long time so he knows how to relay information in a way that keeps people's attention which is god that's rule number one. Outside of that I was going to say if you have guys like us who are friends with him and he's the nicest person ever if you attack him on the internet I'll fucking kill you. Yeah we're gonna

we're gonna fuck you up. He's a good dude. Just a good dude. One of the best humans you will meet. This is a threat. I'll take a strike for this motherfucker. No, he'll take one on the Brandon Herrera channel. Brandon Herrera, fight me. You can put that fucking strike there.

Not on that side. Brandon, stop. I don't want to hear. Fuck you. But who else other than Windigoon? I'm like Brian stop He's another one of those like full-time hosts. It's been there for God knows. I don't know fucking ten years, but he's coming out No shit. Yeah, he's coming to range day. So that'd be that'd be kind of fun Yeah, the guy who's on the fucking lock and load grind set Still doing that What you think I stopped Bro, I did for a while, but then I got single again accuracy by volume

Someone who's in town to we haven't mentioned yet who's a great friend of all of ours kentucky ballistics yeah dude he's coming in tonight scott is gonna be here did he bring the forward to that wait what did he bring the four more i hope so so funny story i don't know if I can say this yet. I ordered... Okay, I'm going to phrase this carefully depending on when this podcast comes out. I have a video coming up. Mountville.

Hello? I have a video coming up with you. Do you want to answer Scott? Dad. Hello. Hello. Who? This is this is Eli. Yes. I'm I'm with business. Wait, what? Yes, I'm the owner of this business.

What business do I own? Come LLC. What business am I owning? Oh, I closed that business three years ago. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale, expertise, and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at Visa.ca slash fintech. I love you. I love you.

He's going to be like, that's a tear. He calls back, he's like, what's your name? I already have your phone number. Seem like Eli just shaving push-ups? Off the workout. Only 20 now? Save them lives. Who's a veteran you only do 21 push-ups for? That's what I want to know. Apparently JFK. Jesus Christ.

Wait, veteran with a sign, how many push-ups is it to save a veteran's life? How does that, what does that currency convert to? I don't know. It just depends on war, mainly. It's a conflict-to-conflict thing. It changes person-to-person. 21 push-ups for JFK, I might write that down. Dude, the wildest thing about that is, like, do your push-ups.

They won't kill you. What if you just fucking called them? You just said, hey, dude, how you doing? No, no, no. Do some pushups. Yeah, but then you don't get to take a fucking Instagram selfie. That's true, too. Yeah.

You're nice. Over here. Single handedly plummeting the stock of weighted plate carriers for workouts by himself. Jesus Christ, Cody. You're destroying the fitness market. No, no, no, but the lobbyists from AT&T are finally... Fucking T-Mobile in the corner like, yeah, call them. Jesus Christ.

Fucking Jamie's shaking his head over here. Why does that sound so insidious? I'm just like, yeah, bitch, call them. I have so many things going in my head over here. That sounds so insidious. I'm just sorry. Yeah, bitch, call him. I have so many things going in my head right now. I love the comments from all the nice things you've been saying on the podcast, B-Live. I'm so sorry. I'm just picturing you asking somebody, you're like, you can either call your friend or do 22 push-ups.

Which one you think is going to make a difference? One, two, three. One, two a difference? One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. Me, 22. Uh-oh. You're just complimenting, and my head is the darkest shit. I'm like, hey, that's fucking hilarious.

Oh, my God. call your boys boys yeah the way it makes a huge difference compared to push-ups one text even you don't even have to call them i hate calling people fucking despise it the spirit of you see the spirit of halloween costume that was uh spreading around it was like the 30 minute phone call the scariest thing ever the 30 minute phone call that could have been a text. Just text your boys. Hey, how you doing? What's up, buddy? You doing good? We love you. No, we were in combat

together. Hey, what's up, dude? Hope you're still alive, K-bye. K-bye. No, text your boys. Brandon, speaking of your boys, what guns are you bringing to the ranch? It's a good transition. It was a nice transition.

God, the first thing I wanted to say is the Kurt Cobain gun. That one's coming down. We might actually bring that. Are you? Maybe, sure. Do you need it? Do you need to borrow it?

Yes, please. Thank God. I'm waiting. That's a way? Do you need to borrow it? Yes, please. Thank God. I'm waiting. That's a way cooler gun than I thought. It's kind of cool. It's really cool, actually. With the long recoil. I'm going to be honest.

Like, just watching your videos, seeing the guns, like, nobody's ever been taken out that's a famous person by, like, a lame gun. Nobody's ever, like, a lame. It's always cool. There's an attempted one that I'm gonna cover soon That was probably lame Ronald Reagan. Oh Really? Yeah the one that oh Fucking lame. This is a cool fucking topic so

The guy god what is going the history of the John Hinckley? I think yeah John Hinckley in like like the 80s tried to shoot President Ronald Reagan He uses only to this is on that street. This is like one of the famous videos, right? It was like they were leaving a hotel in D.C. He goes up because he wanted to get the attention of Jodie Foster, I believe. So he obviously needed to shoot the president with a.22.

So whatever. Wait, hold on. Could it have been someone hotter? You don't know that? No! John Hinckley. For a fucking six? Right?

You shot the president for a six? Bro, what? What? Dead serious. What year was this? I don't know when specifically he was shot. 80, 84. There were way hotter

chicks to get the attention of then oh no it was 1981 Jodie Foster got that five head yeah I like that god damn it I'm just being honest

You're not going to get a female's attention by killing a president By the way, I mean it'll be in their news feed Hey, you do what you like Oh no Brandon, I'll motivate this Well I thought you said you wanted this To be a motivational podcast Oh no That's not what we meant

That's not what we meant She That's not what we meant. She was 19. She was 19. All right, we're good. We're good. So anyway, John Hinckley, I believe, goes to... I YouTube motivational Jimpa. That's a different word that goes instead of Jim right there.

Yeah, don't let your dreams be memes. So he decides the only way to get the attention of Jodie Foster is to shoot President Reagan. So he uses a shitty fucking, it looks like a cap gun. It's like a.22 revolver. He shoots Reagan. He ends up killing either a police officer or a Secret Service member, and then Brady, actually, which spawned the Brady Bill, funny enough. He shoots President Reagan in the chest,

and it's the famous quote where he goes in for surgery, like the Secret Service pounces on this fucking guy. He goes in for surgery and before he goes under, he says to the surgeons, well, I hope you're all Republicans. No shit? Yeah. No, Reagan was a fucking quip master. But John Hinckley

now is out of prison. Recently. Like, in the last couple years and I'm trying to determine if it's bad taste to get him to cameo in a video Jesus Christ because he now has a I think that's a good reaction

I maced things off of Nick well he now has a YouTube channel what? oh I'm dead serious this is why I wanted to talk about this what's the name? Near Miss? 38 Special? What? Oh, I'm dead serious. This is why I wanted to talk about this. Yes. Near miss. 38 special. Hold on loosely. You think the feds still follow him around, right?

Oh, 100%. Well, I mean, only when he takes a trip to D.C. He's been Googling Taylor Swift too much and takes a trip to dc fuck anyway sorry this guy uh he's got a youtube channel now he does actually bluegrass music and i want to ask him if he uh he would be interested i'd like to interview him just to see like if he's reformed or like what's the deal i would because it's so many good topic points of yeah it's one of those things he's like hey dude i was in a really fucking bad place i regret what i did i was obviously crazy or if he's like how old was he did jody talk about me like exactly could you get those two together on an episode oh my god

let's bring him on the podcast that's a real good tense episode just make him sit side by side we put a sheet of like three inch thick plastic in front of them. Have we talked about sexually transmitted feds on here yet? No, I don't think so. No, please. That was a great segue. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

It was organic. You have my undivided attention. You said sexual and I was like, what? Well, no, it's like if you're sleeping with someone who's being investigated by the federal government, then you have sexually transmitted feds. But it's like, we're not going to fuck John Hinckley, but if we're around him, then we have... This is America, Cody. You're a free man. We just have feds now.

We bring them all here. Oh, yeah. Not that we don't already. So what age did he do that entire thing at? Was it like 20s, early 20s that we don't already. So what age did he do that entire thing at? It was like early 20s? I don't know. G-Van, pull that out. I love how this guy is famous for trying to assassinate a Republican politician.

Oh, fuck. Brandon's over here like, I should get him on my channel. Nothing could go wrong. Well, so I joke about that all the time, dude. I'm like, hey, man, with all the assassination videos and shit I do, because I think it's interesting. It's a neat part of history, right? Yeah.

But if something happens to me, nobody can fucking say I wasn't asking for it. I get it. Like the irony won't be lost on me. He was he's born in 1955. He's 68 years old. 68, 1955. He was in his late 20s mid-20s just like the target audience of hunza taylor swift doesn't want to fucking talk to you at the time reagan was not no it was the target audience so oh i gotta pee I gotta pee too Jesus Christ

Nick was so proud of that joke Nick was like I fucking did it Okay so that dude was mid 20s He was like I'm going to do this Dude was mid 20s Mid 20s he was like I'm going to shoot the president And then any of his videos now How is his following

Not big But he does like bluegrass music now like he's selling he's trying to sell vinyls i think i looked into it he's it's it's not bad i mean it's pretty it's okay music if you like bluegrass for me it is that uh it's super interesting to figure out i mean that's just an interesting guest to have on because you're like trying to pick his brain on justifying that behavior and then like deep diving it's like but why but how did you think that was going to be the solution for this i think that's going to be that's going to be the big one is determining like if if he's reformed now where

he's like yeah dude i was i was going through a real fucking dark time i had a mental break i did something i shouldn't have done i get get that now versus like, yeah, well, you know what? You never know. I might try it again. Like that's, that's a little bit of a fucking different, different story. That's when the podcast ends real quick. It's like, oh, okay. Yeah, this is a, well, the next hour is going to be on Patreon.

Cause there's like, um, I forget the Asian dudes. Um, the Canadian, i think you're right the the dude that cut off the guy's head on the bus in canada it's like 2010 you didn't no i don't know about that one no wait i thought you were talking about the guy who like bonsai bombed the fucking uh communist with a with a sword i know like uncle dijon that's it canadian that is your only canadian you're like that's it so in canada this is like 2010 ish or around that time frame um individuals are on a bus a 57 year old asian man uh decapitated the the the person sitting next to him, cut his head off, and then was eating his eye and ears and stuff.

And then they arrested him. He was going back and forth with his huge hunting knife. They arrested him, and then he's out now. They just put him in a mental ward because his first trial case, he was straightforward. He was like, please kill me. He just straight up, he's like, I know what I did was very wrong. He had a literal mental break. So it was one of those debates.

It's like, okay, is he punished for this, for life in prison? Or how do you punish this individual that had 57 years of never being in trouble no problems whatsoever and then a psychotic break it's a hard one i don't i don't know like i don't when i take my car to the mechanic because it's broken just because it's the first time it broke down doesn't mean i'm not going to take it to the fucking mechanic well it takes the mechanic but do you total it i mean yeah that's i mean that's a good example. I fixed the problem, and if I can't fix it, I get a different fucking car. Yeah, well, I mean, that's the question. If you could fix

the problem. I get that. I don't think you can. To be fair, that's a pretty big fucking problem. Because he's straight in court. Like, they were like, how do you play? He's like, just please kill me. So that reminds me of the... Canada today would just do that, right? I know.

They just wheel in the fucking to go cart. Like right now, which one? That was the fuck are you guys talking about right now? Asian Canadian that cut off the head. Euthanasia. Okay. But the Papa meat did a video on the guy who Japanese guy. Yeah.

Who killed and ate that chick. And then by a technicality was able to get away with it. Oh, yeah. He's back in Japan. He's a celebrity now. He's dead now. Oh, well, he was a celebrity for a while. Yeah, they would put him on shows.

He wrote, like, fucking graphic novels and shit or whatever about the fucking murder. Like, it was the most gross shit I've ever seen. He did, was, and this happened in France. He was going to college in Paris, France. Killed that girl, ate. He was a cannibal. He had like fucked up in the head and through the extradition, he got sent back to Japan after like a month in France, got kicked back. And then they because it was a technicality and how they processed him, whether it was like a murder suspect versus a mental patient. Yes.

And because of that, it was, Hey, when he got back to Japan, they were like, Oh, just let him out essentially. Yeah.

And they just love this happening too. I know. I was like, what the fuck is my wife and my editor moving a couch? I know this was the most, this is like, Oh, now we've got seats front row.

But this episode of unsubscribed in front of a live studio audience, my entire support network, This is like, oh, now we got seats front row. This episode of Unsubscribed in front of a live studio audience. My entire support network just moving furniture in the background. Nick's divorce brought to you by Wiser. Front row seats. But yeah, I got back to Japan, got let out instantly with no

jail time. Like he just killed, ate somebody and they're like, okay, you're back to society. Fucking capitalized off of... Oh, Japan. It was like a Dutch girl or something that was there in France. That was a wild story.

And he made money off of it. Japan ate up that culture. He would go on talk shows and talk about it. You know this story? No. All over a language barrier about eating ass this is Christ and how are we destroying your fucking really beautiful it was in the 90s or early 2000s I forget the exact it's a great example of why just because it's legal

or illegal it doesn't mean it's moral or immoral yeah you ex the extradite is where it's weird because when you have like oh we'll put you here but now you're free or we'll go here and you can't get it was just like what was that the scorpion killer or whatever the fuck we're like apparently he uh he's gonna get out in a couple of years because he like played the system on extradition with different countries he committed crimes in where he's gonna be like by the time he gets out in a certain country he'll be extradited to another one and by the time that's done it'll be past the statute of limitations to prosecute in the country he killed like 30 fucking people in or whatever well that's terrifying yeah so he'll be out so we should just be allowed to kill people

sometimes right i mean maybe it's not allowed but i'm not saying it's a bad thing, but we should. Yes. Welcome to murder. Say hi to Eli. Just Eli. Just Eli. We're all in federal prison. He's the only one who stayed this long. Say bye to everyone.

What's your next big video, Mr. Nick? Min minus the berlin i already know you have your fucking i don't think that far ahead it was it was literally the i got this fuck communism shirt and i did the berlin airlift which leads directly into the berlin wall and it's just me shitting on communism for the next month all of december for christmas which we have because of capitalism you know just saying well do you have anything motivating you're like okay hey i really this i'm drawn to this topic of a next like war or history piece let me think uh actually yeah i went and i had breakfast with like this random guy that emailed me recently because he was passing through Mason City, which immediately sketchy. And every time I bring a gun and every time it's like a 70 year old man that just wants to say hi to me.

It's the most adorable thing on the planet. I was like, I'm like looking for like I was like, I walk in immediately, open the door, step left with the wall to my fucking back scan. Every time it's a 70 to 85 year old man nick's electrician sir is like oh this is adorable so i meet this dude and nick's audience base is like you have 80 and 75 and over it's just old people watching and then older people actually it's a lot i imagine like him just telling his grandkids I met the man on the talking box on the wall. That's really cool. That's really cool, Grandpa.

I bet you did. 100%. It happens. Basically, this guy, he comes. He had books. He had fucking newspaper clippings. And he told me this whole story. His dad.

I think it's time we talked to him about that community we looked at. He's already talking. The TV's talking back. Oh, this is the sweetest no but i did i really met him i feel surprised a spring chicken but no this dude uh he brought like a book that he wrote and then a bunch of newspaper articles and sources uh he he just wanted me to do a video on the unit that his dad fought in in world war two and i was like fuck okay tell me about it like you know like i can

only do so much and this dude had all the research done and it was a the 77th infantry division in world war ii and it was like basically an experiment it was the first unit in world war ii that was comprised of all draftees and the average age of them was 33 so like it was literally an entire division of middle-aged men with families and kids that they sent into World War Two as like an experiment to see like, OK, can a 30 year old still hack it? They were. I don't quote me on this. The best coffee, bro. So listen to this.

They were supposed to be alive. I think D-Day there was 11 divisions that stormed the beach at Normandy. I think there was supposed to be was 11 divisions that stormed the beach at Normandy, I think. There was supposed to be 12. This was the 12th. They were like, nah, we're not sending you there. So they were the first Army division to go over with the fucking Marine Corps in the Pacific. And they were just fucking shit up.

And the Marines started calling them the 77th Marine Division because they were so fucking good and they started calling their nickname is the old bastards because it was a bunch of 33 year old men just fucking not about being here at all yeah because you got a bunch of 18 19 year olds yeah they're like literally grown-ass men with kids going in and fighting this war and that one like the the name came from a 19 year old marine that famously said like look at those old bastards go as they were storming a beach on a japanese island during an amphibious landing and um so they fought all throughout the pacific and then there was one island that was holding out after the japanese had surrendered with like 5 000 japanese troops on it because that was a huge issue at the time because all the japanese guys like that's propaganda it's not true japan would never surrender and um they they're like eventually okay fine we're gonna

surrender but we're only gonna surrender they had gotten island hopped and they're like we're gonna surrender but we're only gonna surrender to the 77th infantry division because those guys were kicking our asses so hard that if we are gonna lose we only want to lose to them so they had to actually send representatives from the 77th army division over to accept the surrender from these japanese officers it makes sense they're a bunch of older guys you hate anime and want to go home and their wives yeah those men definitely use racial slurs they were the dudes it was the greatest generation they kind of all did

dude like seriously give or you ever met some of those guys? They never stopped. Grandpa's too old for change. Oh, no, no. Like those were the dudes that were doing like if you Google Japanese trophy skulls in the Pacific, that was probably those guys. You ever look that up? Guess what my grandpa had in the attic. Yeah, like what president had to come out and say that?

Your grandfather had one? No, I'm just like those other people. Whatever president came out and said guys, you got to stop taking trophy skulls from the Pacific Islands. Was it Roosevelt? Truman? It was one of them. You ever look that up? Because so many dudes were

they would boil the fucking skulls and then paint them with their unit icons and shit. There is still some Japanese skulls out there with Marine Raider insignia they painted on them to send back home to their girlfriends. And it got to a point where the president at the time had to say, guys, you can't do this anymore.

This is fucked. You're giving the mailman PTSD. Knock it off. Jesus Christ. There's this famous picture of the girlfriend getting one in the mail. Oh my god, that was what they'd send their spouse? She doesn't look like

she dislikes it. It's kind of hot. Japanese trophy skulls were a thing. Your guy fucks at war so hard he's sending you back skulls of the enemy. Look what he did to make it back to me. I'm just saying, man. I love the skull you sent me. It's so white

and bleached. Jesus Christ. What do you write back to your spouse that sent you a fucking skull? I want you to put a third baby in me. Random fact about this. i had a whole comment thread on one of my recent videos roasting me about how fucking stupid i am because i said that world war ii ended when japan surrendered and apparently a significant portion of european

countries don't recognize the pacific theater like at all like it's just not taught in their education system and like world war ii ended to them when germany was defeated and i was a stupid american capitalist pig for implying that japan had anything to do with world war ii and i was like that's really interesting i'm not even mad i'm just interested you're half the fucking world away from a big fucking problem you know we had to nuke those bastards twice, right? They did probably the worst war crimes. That's a lot of people don't realize. No, not probably. They did.

The worst war crimes. Sorry. Staying corrected. The griping of Nanking has entered the chat. Yeah. Unit, what was it? Unit 731. 731.

You just need those two stories and be like, oh, yeah, they were the bad guys. And when they're like, yeah, we didn't do that, they tried to cover up that piece of history from their own people you're like oh you got fucked up the george bush senior thing that all kinds of shit that in the uh yeah well yeah that one was those big oofs we'll all read it senior go on to that story i've told it on the podcast once they got really mad at me because i said he wasn't shot down apparently he was shot down he escaped my bad i was super hammered i fucked up one little detail of the story like the general for the I've told it on the podcast once. They got really mad at me because I said he wasn't shot down. Apparently he was shot down. He escaped my bad. I was super hammered.

I fucked up one little detail of the story. Like the first. Yes, exactly. The comment section. What's weird is you said Gerald Ford, but I immediately knew that you meant. And I had just made a video talking about Gerald Ford. So I had said Gerald Ford 500 times in the last two weeks. So it just came out that way.

It was Henry Ford. My bad. Anyways, George was senior, was a combat pilot in World War Two. And one of his first missions was like at the ass end of the Pacific. And him and his entire squadron got shot down on this Japanese island. He was the only one that escaped everybody else that got captured got eaten alive by a cannibal group of japanese soldiers wait what yeah i didn't know yeah there's like you can go on you can go on youtube yeah every everybody else in his squadron got eaten alive and then like 40 years not 40 years whatever however later he was president

and he like there's a video of him like passing out and vomiting because somebody's eating something and he like has an episode where he remembers because he didn't find out about this until he was like already president so if the Japanese were just a little hungrier 9-11 would have been prevented fucking Christ

our live audience didn't like that one holy fuck you just heard one person like let's just say we all could have we all could have prevented 9-11 when fucking King Trout

has that facial expression of all people on the planet. Better with a sign. King Trout. Just, just, yeah. You're just like, I'm going to scratch that one off. That was, that was.

Oh, no. That's a deep cut. Not good for crowd work. Note to self, butterfly effects don't always go that great That actually took me a minute That was solid though Shee

Shee So I didn't know about that I could have been a congressman But there was this podcast Multiple times Everyone tried to fuck my career up no I never knew that story though of any of that he learned that his unit got cannibalized well in office I'm pretty sure it was like it was significantly later in his life I think it was always while he was in office but I'm not sure Cody I wish I knew what could be like hey Cody

what's your next video? Yours is literally just based off of who is getting shot next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what person is getting shot tomorrow? Oh, fuck. No, actually that fucking explosion. Hopefully not tomorrow. What?

The house getting raided and they just blew up the house. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a weird one. Yeah, yeah. Did they figure out what caused that? No, a lot of people were saying it was a gas leak, but there was a lot of... It didn't look like a gas leak.

Yeah, the way it blew up and all the sparklies in the air, there was definitely an accelerant there. I don't fucking know, man. But the guy, too, like, I don't know, it's being spread around the internet. He was like a schizo poster room saying a bunch of stuff, so I don't know if you guys have seen that. Earlier, I couldn't figure out how to edge this in,

but when you were talking about you guys doing the gun buyback thing and the cops coming up and people be like, oh, you guys were harassing police. I was like, man, if Cody got shot by a cop, that's like the infinite money. Oh, that would be hilarious. Infinite money glitch. Talk about that one cop that pulled you over and gave you a ticket. He's like incessantly bullied. Like, dude, you gave a ticket to the one guy who fucking defends us.

The cop who shoots you, my God, he's going to get bullied to death. I'll take that L. I was sitting shotgun. When that happened, it was like top five funniest things that's ever happened in my entire life. You were in the car with me when he pulled us over. It was so fucking funny.

It was like Azerbaijani or whatever the fuck? I have no idea. It was just like the dude had no idea who Cody was. And I'm just like, there's no, like, what are the odds that I get to sit shotgun and watch Donut Operator get a fucking speeding ticket? Well, I wasn't about to be like, can you tell who I am? No, for sure. Cody's completely cool.

He's just like, yes, sir. Absolutely. For sure. Like, Cody was cool 100% of the time. This guy had no idea. I'm just sitting there, like, trying not to fucking laugh the entire time yeah i'm i'm grocery shopping like a couple weeks later and this guy comes up and he's like hey i'm sapd i just want you to know we bully this guy relentlessly like fuck okay do you not know about that part oh god yeah you got

a ticket yeah yeah because nick was in because Nick was in the car with me. And I'm just like, yes, sir, I was speeding. Yes, sir, I got the ticket. A couple weeks later, like I'm in the grocery store, a guy comes up. And he's like, hey, I'm with SAPD. We bullied the fuck out of this dude. I was like, I didn't want that to happen. But fuck, man.

You didn't want that to happen. What was Rich when Rich pulled over the one kid, gave him a ticket, and he didn't know at the time? So he tickets this kid for speeding or whatever. He's like, hey. The guy fucking runs this thing, does everything, writes the ticket, puts it down. When he walks back up or runs the ticket or puts it in, however that fucking works, I'm not a police officer,

gets it going through the system, and he's about to walk it back up, and his buddies are like hey you know who that is right like now it's some kid that was speeding he's like yeah his dad just died in the line of duty like a year ago where she's like fuck fuck so she walks up he has the ticket he's like why didn't you tell me man like anything a nice person i know he's like he's like oh i just didn't want to say anything he's like yeah but like i feel like an asshole now it's a really good story rich rich is like angry cops we're talking about angry cops sorry like i'm like i know who angry cops was forever before i ever even uploaded a video on youtube mic the cop yep that's the one you just commented on his the other

day he's one of the dudes i met in person i was like fuck yes he's everything i hoped he was rich is the same there's a lot of people like that but it's just like oh shit you are exactly who i thought you were this is incredible it's awesome, dude, if I could throw angry cops in any social situation ever, like I'm picking him every time. Because he's just, he's fucking chaos. But it's hilarious chaos. Have you seen like the chart of how you define movie characters? Like chaotic, good, chaotic.

He's chaotic, good. Oh, yeah. A hundred percent. Is he? He's like right there on the line between chaotic good and chaotic neutral. Right on that line. I think that's the definition of neutral. I'm going to go with chaotic good.

He's always doing good. Like, he's one of the sweetest humans you will ever meet. Yeah, that's true. There's nothing better with him yelling at a judge trying to get out of a speeding ticket. Oh, God. All right, guy. God. Listen, you're a guy.

Dad's talking his videos are one of the few like anytime it pops up i'm just gonna sit and listen to him right especially when um and that's when you start ran one of my favorite things he's not coming to range day is he nah rich couldn't make it he just he just got promoted with that fat fucking cake of his dude did you see that picture? Oh, 100%. They put it up last episode. I watched it. With Rich on there because he was just standing there

and everyone's seen that cake. Damn, boy does the squats. G-Man was able to pull that one up. He found that one easy. Yeah, he already had that in the smack bank. I believe you. He was a rich hands down one of my favorite

individual and it sucks he's not going to be arranged at any time he's around. I'm like, so good. And he just got, he's getting married here shortly. Really? Yeah, he got engaged. Well, you guys didn't know he got engaged? No. Are we supposed to know that? No, we're not going to do a video ever.

Oh yeah, we're crashing. I'm going to text him to verify, but yeah, he got engaged? No. Are we supposed to know that? Wedding crasher video ever. Oh, yeah. We're crashing. I'm going to text him to verify, but yeah, he got engaged when he went to. Okay. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, he talked about it on the podcast. He went to London for the Bills game. Yeah, thank you.

Fuck yeah. I didn't know that. That's awesome. Congratulations, Rich. Oh, congrats, Rich. It's the most Buffalo story ever. It was so sweet. And he cries.

Like, his storytelling on that's the best. He was like, yeah, I was like going to be very manly about it. So I give this historical, like this is where something happened here. He's like, that was in my head.

And the second I started, he's like, I broke into, I started crying immediately when I went to propose to my girlfriend. I was like, Oh, this is the sweetest story ever. Okay. Everyone, Cody, we're going sweetest story ever. Okay, everyone.

Cody, we're going to have you cut us out right now. This is a fucking solid episode right there. Guys, thank you for joining the Horror 4 on this unsubscribed podcast. We were joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Fat Electrician Nick. Please follow everyone. And also Brandon Herrera,

Donut Operator too, by the way. And then what do we call this group of people? Because we were trying to figure out the name. Donut operator, too, by the way. And then what do we call this group of people? Because we were trying to figure out the name. The 4-4, apparently. The 4-4 is pretty solid. Well, we will see you sexy YouTube mother lovers in the next podcast. Say it.

I'll take it. We just feel okay You don't know my