Unsubscribe Podcast - 142 - UFOs, Magic Tricks & CIA Psychics ft. Chris Ramsay & Wes Barker

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

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I... AHH! This is f***ed up that you said three. Cody, you don't say much. Where is your mind? How the f*** should I know? First of all, mother f***er. Cause I wanna like, go on and spawn and like... I hate the sound more than anything.

Both Henry's. Hot Henry and Bad Henry. So you're ready. Three. We all do it? Three, two, one. Woah! Is that the new Kia Sportage? Yeah, I just got it. I love the updated styling and the distinctive LED lighting.

And check this out. No key needed with Digital Key on my phone. And I can check it remotely on the Kia Connect app. I heard it also comes in a hybrid and a plug-in hybrid? It does, with a quiet ride and unbelievable fuel economy. The new Kia Sportage is here. Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Chris Ramsey, Brandon Herrera, Wes Barker, and Donut Operator Cody. Thank you for joining us. Hi, welcome everyone. God, Cody, you look jacked.

Both of you, my favorite boys. Oh my god. Hell yeah, dude. We're so glad to be back. Our boys are back, dude. It feels good right now. Hell yeah. This feels right.

I tried to wear camouflage for you guys. Dude, I didn't even know you were here. Like Miami Nights camo? Hi! Holy shit, I'm so excited. This is, we've been drinking. No. What?

No. If you've noticed, the cameras look better now. You guys were the first. Really? Ever to have this house. All right. We were the first. Yeah, and now with the new cameras, this is the first time. Damn. With the cameras. Oh, so they were the first ones to stay in the house. All right. We were the first. Yeah. And now with the new cameras, this is the first time

with the cameras. Oh, so they were the first ones to stay in the house. Yeah. Yeah. And be recorded in it when there was very echoey. And while we were sleeping,

which is crazy. We're the first people poor enough to need to stay in the house. Can we sleep here, please? Yeah. Welcome back, boys. We're so excited.

Bottom of the barrel. Introduce yourselves. Thank you very much. Oh, hit it. Oh hit it Thanks for asking about Spotify bottom of the fucking barrel you won't regret it Thought he was just gonna attack on Titan just fly away This cost me $60 to build I can't wait to take it off. You spelt it wrong. It's on me now. I just want to see him get in a bar fight.

Someone's angry at him and he just Just go bro. Right in the eye of someone. It's just inconvenient. I just do it to wipe my mouth. Hi Ben. Oh let me get that for you. Yeah my wife saw me building this.

She's like, what in the actual fuck? I'm like, it'll be so good. He's like, I don't know who this baby is. First man in the podcast is like, I'm going to wave a white flag. I've been wearing this for 45 minutes, man. I'm sweating like a motherfucker over here. It's a whole contraption under your shirt. Yeah, dude, go through TSA with that.

I'm going to take it off, honestly. It's a fucking thing, dudeSA with that Muslim Gonna be real You went upstairs and you were like, dude, the guys are gonna love this. I did it for the bros. G-Band, please blur his nipples. We do this shit every day on our podcast and no one notices. I think you guys are probably flying solo under the radar.

Speaking of flying under the radar, that was a nice little segue. So what's your new gig now? Because it was magic before, now it's... Yeah, UFO was a nice little segue anyway. Yeah, so what's your new gig now? Because it was magic before now. It's yeah UFOs dude my new passion It has been this has been for a long time like UFOs UAPs the whole deal the conspiracies like we're into that on our podcast bottom of the barrel Another one that comes out of your nose. And you shoot out like, what the fuck? You're like, whee! You know, now I'm thinking I should have had another advert painted on me so when I took my shirt off the...

Fuck. Fucked it up. You fucked it up, dude. Well, Chris, you... Sorry, sorry. Wes. That's the second time? Jesus Christ, dude.

We look so similar. I've not been drinking. I don't dress like a conspiracy theorist. This guy dresses like he looks like UFOs here. Yeah, dude. I've not been drinking. I don't dress like a conspiracy theorist. This guy dresses like he looks like a UFO is here. Yeah, dude. UFOs are fucking sweet. And right now, there's a lot going on with it. So I'm trying to get on board.

I'm trying to fucking jump on the wagon. You know? A lot of views going around. So I was like, holy shit. I need to get on this. What's your team? No, for real. My team?

Yeah. I'm team fucking go-go UFO, dude. But is there certain kinds you're like, those are definitely other ones you're like those are definitely bullshit because they have different kinds so my homie jeremy corbell he's been sharing these fucking ufo videos you've seen these floating around literally there's the jellyfish one we were just talking about jellyfish we're gonna ask you about jellyfish yeah that came out recently that one's a real crazy one i don't know if you want you guys want to pull it up you pull it up jamie jamie pull that jamie so you can see here it like goes it goes it looks like it's going invisible it doesn't go invisible but basically this thing wasn't visible to the naked eye it was picked up on a weapons

camera and only it was thermal right only on thermal not in uh they couldn't see it in in any other like with the naked eye they couldn't see it with night vision. They could only see it on thermal. And you see it get hot and cold like this, but it wasn't a threat. And this was reported by multiple nations. Who said it wasn't a threat? They didn't deem it a threat. They were like, it's not doing anything. It's just floating by. So no one really engaged

it. They were all observing it. Menacingly. It's just floating by like an alien fucking species. The soldiers on the ground, they don't see the shit. There's so many people walking around on the ground.

No one's noticing it. I thought they said it wasn't visible to a naked guy. I was so confused. I was like, just put clothes on and look at it. What's wrong with you? I'm over here taking my flag on and look at it, dude. Like, what's wrong with you? I'm over here taking my flag off and realized, oh, that's why I couldn't see.

Yeah, I showed that to Brandon the other day, and he was the first one to point out that. I think it was earlier today. Or yesterday. Because he was like, why does the heat signature keep changing? Because it's going like cold, hot, cold, hot. It's so fucking weird to watch. Because you see it going like black heat and then like just dip down to white like it's fluctuating and apparently it was observed going into the water so it was it was just like out of sight and this by the way

observed by multiple nations so this was like uh this was confirmed by multiple different nations in the same same incident same incident and then it went into the water and apparently 15 minutes later shot out of the water and went like interstellar so what's really fucking weird is that basically all the nations just got together and just like oh yeah you know this base you have in iraq or wherever the fuck yeah uh we're all watching that uh mosul okay yeah we're all watching that on thermal i know that area there's like 18 of us they're like yeah uh by the way not that we're watching you but like what the fuck was that yeah and there's also the mozul orb do you guys hear with that as well yeah so there's another one that was released it was

like a silver sort of metallic orb that they caught on a drone camera uh and the other thing is they couldn't lock onto this and they had these were weapons cameras that could lock onto targets 27 miles away they could not lock onto this target for some reason but like just not lock onto it unlock onable okay so it is we are in this expansive universe and that is those that's the shit that's really crazy because i see a lot of ufo footage like this is shitty vfx freddy corridor the corridor does a great job yeah the three the three orbs floating around around the plane that one i flight 370 or whatever i found the fucking yeah literal file and then the dude i forget his name dear god you are the only person on twitter that i want to bully, but I try to be positive. But dear God, do I not like you as a human?

Call him out. I don't remember his name. Throw that shit over to me. Tony's going to bully you for me. But he's like, obviously not VFX. I found the, we have found the VFX like footage. Of the portal. Yes, literal footage of it.

It's like, here is what thefx file is for this and it matches one for one like you lay it over and he's like no but you just frame two slightly altered and then his biggest argument is hey well this was recorded at uh 10 frames a second and this is recorded at 60 i'm like so we here why are both exactly four frames for the explosion? Because if they're recorded in different frames per second, you will have one frame versus four. It's a complete, ooh, ooh. It's like the most basic. Eli is just fucking tizzling out so hard fucking right now.

And Cody's going to go in fucking ratio on Twitter and destroy this guy's whole career. Which I love. That's the guy that Corridor responds to, right? Yeah, he's stubborn. He's fucking stubborn. You gotta know when the gig's up. You gotta be like, alright dude, you're wrong, move on

because this isn't a good look. That's the problem with all those ones. They muddy the water of all the real ones, right? Isn't that the shitty part? That is true. Exactly. So when you see that shit where you're like, hey, this is like went in the water and all the real ones, right? Isn't that the shitty part? That is true. Exactly. So when you see that shit where you're like, hey, this is like wind in the water and a stellar... It is like, hey, we live in our solar...

Not solar system. We live in a solar system also. Yeah, we do. A galaxy, though. A galaxy, you're like... We live in a society. 120,000 light years across in the Milky Way galaxy. You have a fucking...

Was it 120 billion stars years across in the Milky Way galaxy, you have a fucking 120 billion stars in our galaxy. 400 billion. I still think it's 120. Check it out. Google it.

Eli thinks he's right. This is one thing. I am totally getting you back for the stolen dollar thing. Eli DeGrasse Tyson. Photoshop him in blackface now. Yeah, please. You are getting photoshopped in blackface? The Reddit?

I want the Reddit to photoshop you in blackface. Dude, you can come run our country if you want. Dude, hey, by the way, quick funny story about blackface is that if you're- That's a great way to open the story, by the way. I have to take a piss real quick. You carry it? Yeah, my consultant says I need to too. We both had to poop at the same time.

Is that if you're actively training for a bodybuilding competition, you're allowed to do it. Okay. That's very true. Yeah, dude. Can you not see how much tanner these guys put on? Yeah, that's true. These guys literally look Sri Lankan. There's like a white guy who literally looks Sri Lankan, super jacked, and we're just letting them get away with it.

How many more shades, right? How many more shades? Literally. It's a paint swatch. It's a very fine line. I don't think it's that fine. They're literally like, pull up a picture of one of these blackface artists doing bodybuilding Mr. Olympia. It's insane. Yeah.

Eli and I shook hands that we're only going to drink on podcast days, right, Eli? And then your flight got delayed, but we've been drinking since fucking 1pm. Podcast drinking Good 1 p.m. Yeah, yeah, not us. Nope straight sober I'm sorry everything you say is kind of tinted through the lens of those like Waco glasses. Yes, no sorry

Oh my Dahmer face? Hold on. Let me take... Let me see how my Dahmer face where I cut you up and fuck you. These are serious thoughts. We're just going to... Hard night. We're going to finish the podcast.

We're just going to watch some podcasts and then we can leave. Watch the podcast. So you guys brought some magic tricks this time? Wait, why? You'd rush right into that. Jeez, eh? No, you had to pace it. This doesn't even get us wet.

Doesn't even care. Jesus fucking Christ. First off. I will say right now, though. Maybe that's what you're doing wrong with your own podcast. You guys. That's true. Oh, actually, we don't do a single thing.

Fuck, dude. We don't do a single thing. I'm not even talking about this. I'm not even talking about this. I don't even need advice at this point. Everyone's like, God damn you. What the fuck? So you do a magic podcast with no magic tricks?

Not once. Never once. 175 episodes, not once. Literally. We talk about our gigs. Wait, I actually, I can't tell. We've never done a trick. You're fucking kidding.

No, I'm being very sincere. Never thought about doing it. Hey, buddy, I've got some advice. I hope you're- Do what you do best. We do this. We talk shit, and we talk about our gigs, and we laugh, but yeah, never. How many episodes have you guys done?

170. I hope on 171 you do a magic trick, and it gets a 2 million views. God damn it. Oh my God. I hope you're not right. I hope- It's the one that just catapults him. Although people won't know until they go follow,

what podcast? Bottom of the Barrel. Oh, fuck, I took it off. Chris, you gotta say something fantastic. Bottom of the Barrel podcast. Podcast in the Barrel on Instagram. Barrel pod on TikTok. Yeah, we're all over the fucking place, dude.

We have shit marketing. Figure it out, all right? Just figure it out. You'll find us. I just can't wait to sneak into your room in the middle of the night. Like, what podcast? You're like, boom. I would go immediately. His tits come off. His tits shoot off when he pulls the string.

They hit the wall. Oh, my God. Jesus fucking Christ. I'll try one. I'll do one. Alright? Oh no. You'll do two. Got it. Alright. I'll start with one. We'll do this one for Donut over here. Cody. Oh fuck man. I want you

to uh, you know, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Is that technology has gotten to a point where it's it's taken your editor's job our it's taking your editor's job almost right your editor and then everything else like technology's got to a point where it might replace everything we do oh i'll tee up for a segue to me technology's gotten crazy hey these days how crazy is it's been so great it's like almost taking our jobs hey funny you

should say that so what i'm saying is that magicians as magicians we might also be afraid that it might you are a veteran i'd ask you to do something yes here's what here's here's i don't think technology is there yet i don't think technology is going to replace my job anytime soon. But Cody, we're going to try it out. We're going to try to use AI to do a magic trick. I want you just to think of a card.

Just think of one. Don't say it out loud. You got it? Not that one. Change your mind. That one's too obvious. You know it was obvious, right? Yeah. Change it. You got this one we go i'm gonna see if my phone can pick it up you ready ready what card is he thinking of how the fuck should i know find it yourself

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Technology of the ride. Nailed it. Woo! Woo! These UFOs are getting crazy. Chris, that was my magic. It stops right now. It's all gotten done.

That's the magic equivalent of edging. Except I came. Oh, man. That's it. The game's called I win. That's the type of magic to be expected. Bottom of the barrel. No magic, actually.

Bottom of the barrel podcast, guys. Two magicians, no tricks. The entire time. That is all they do. You guys, okay, so we were discussing, we had, okay, let's rewind. We were over there. Realistically, that was the end of the fucking bit. That was it.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. You don't like when magic actually happens, it freaks you out. And then when it doesn't happen, it freaks you out. What was the card? Pick a side. Don't say it.aks you out. Yeah, pick a side Why don't I don't say it on the count three? We're gonna say it. Okay. Okay, one two, three three Goes for three spades classic Classic Guys before this is why we don't fucking have you guys down

We have to fucking you know you Put a deck of cards on the counter before we started in the deck of cards. There's also three spades. Oh wow that's crazy My god, yeah think about it in check your desk at home everybody one in three inside you guys drinking these crack them open for like the yeah no I can fucking drink him stop do we slam these yeah oh yeah slam it cuz the boys asked oh yes the wake up at 5 in the morning Cody no changing my Change of my flight. Are you really flying? No, you bitches are getting late tonight. You guys do not tell my sponsor. Do not what? Don't tell my sponsor.

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Are you ready? Gently. It would move. Oh, yeah, very gently very gently very gently. Are you ready? Yeah? Gently more gentle. I hate this so much What the fuck? You do it. Yes. What the fuck we do it give you an actual magic trick Zoom in and post you'll see maybe something Magic is never big. It's very small what the fuck just happened yeah buddy he was touching my tip yeah he was touching my tip and i don't like it i don't know but it was something's happening i fucking love you wes fuck you chris

i really wish i told the fucking ayahuasca kicks in so excited for that part of the podcast. We should all do like a fucking podcast, like high as shit on Ibogaine or whatever the fuck. Oh, shrooms? Yeah. We did a shroom podcast a couple weeks ago. Oh, yeah.

We did a shroom podcast a couple weeks ago. No shit. We ate shrooms, and 45 minutes, we cut the podcast. We're like, go to the Patreon, go to the Patreon. We were just high as shit on the Patreon. that's kind of like the unsubscribed podcast we're like that's your that's your safe space you're like oh yeah no i'm freaked the fuck out uh uh i want to be amongst friends absolutely yeah it's way better we should all do dmt and explain our journey oh that's not gonna i feel like we should go to a foreign country and and just you know make sure

everybody subscribes to the unsubscribe Patreon yeah, we will certainly do this the links are in the description and in the pin comment I like how you guys use reverse psychology So fucking clever dude you guys are like we learned it from you guys You're not gonna get me. Oh, fucking subscribe. I don't know if I'm gonna subscribe. Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. We're like, don't subscribe to Bottom of the Barrel. Don't subscribe to Bottom of the Barrel.

Wait, my flesh is burning. Please subscribe to us. That's Wes. That's Wes if he was in the military just... Please! ...producing leg slags. I thought it was just three hot meals a day. military just Why they still shooting yeah, they'll see that. Bob. There we go. It's all they're reading. It's all they're reading.

Bob is all I needed to get. Show Bob. Send Bob's. We have a fun segment. We should have teed this up before. We have a fun segment on our podcast. Wait, hold on. Let me guess it.

It is when you talk shit to each other. Yeah, it is called Empty Threats. I watch their podcast. You do, actually. You're a other. Yeah, it is called empty threats. I watch their podcasts. You do, actually. You're a fan. Oh, fuck. I love this guy. It's empty threats, and we threaten each other with empty threats.

That's a fun thing. There's a really cool bit of our podcast, too, where we also violate. If you don't fucking stop right now. We violate YouTube terms of service. It's really cool. You want to do that as well? Only on the ad reads. Do we got one of those? Step into 2024 with confidence.

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I should plug some dates If you're in Oklahoma February 16th to 17th. First of all, I'm sorry. All right, I don't even know when this pod comes out. But yeah, me too. Actually, when I was coming here, the border guard's like, where are you going? I'm like, San Antonio.

He's like, on purpose? And I was like, yeah. And then he's like, ooh. And I was like, are you really doing a gig in Oklahoma? Yeah. Oh, nice. February 16th, 17th. I don't know when this like, are you really doing a gig in Oklahoma? Yeah. Oh, nice. February 16th, 17th, about when this pod comes out.

Second guy to bomb in Oklahoma. This is coming out Friday. Oh my God. What happened in Oklahoma? There was a bit of a bombing in the city. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that.

I heard about the Boston Marathon and the one with the fucking building in New York. I don't know. Just the one building? Just the one building? There was a secret. The second one was a conspiracy. That's all I know. I know the two buildings and the one.

What about building seven, dude? Why are you guys living here? Jesus, fuck, dude. I really did miss you guys. Jesus Christ. The best. Why do I say these are my favorite fucking guests? Right here.

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36 minutes in. I know. I keep looking down at that number, and I get anxiety, because I'm like, dude, I have an hour left. I know. We have an hour to get canceled. I don't. An hour to get canceled.

I have so much more I want to tell you guys. Go. I'm not even worried about it. I can't remember the last time I was here. When I look over at Cody and I see him just dying in the corner just that- Every time I say something really offensive I lean in so he's in my shot and make sure, you know? I'm like, we both agree. Oh man. Holy fuck.

Let's mix the cultures, that's all I'm saying. I don't know all I'm saying I actually have no alcohol either. So I should do we want to do a shot. I want to have to shot Oh, no, no, I got you So I'm Genuinely interested in all the conspiracy stuff. Yeah, like the conspiracy UFO like is that that sort of thing like resonating better honestly Tens of years no seriously sorry that I hit a sore spot No, for real for real. I don't know I

See I see yourself on the only videos the only videos I've done on Area 52, if you guys want to share conspiracy stuff, I've got a channel called Area 52 Investigations. High production. We do investigations, actual feet on the ground investigations. None of this. If you want feet, go to Area 52. Absolutely. Can I pitch it for you?

Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead. Guys, gals, if you want really good content for area 52 skip past the first five minutes yeah that's that's when the ad is yeah no but for real like it is uh watch the entirety of it because i will praise you on this chris does some of the best cinematography and storytelling you will see this side of youtube he actually you care about the product which i fucking love so much so you get this how do i compare it's like an oppenheimer of youtube because you really care about what you're putting out and then consuming that content i'm like okay fucking this is dope as shit appreciate

that it is you have to get used to a slower pace youtube get used to that and then once you go into it like that you will see a story yeah i think your i'll take you i'll take you on a journey story's so good story is key right story is like the key element for me and the one thing that i'll say is that most of these fucking youtubers nowadays and and this applies to every fucking niche i love that sounds like an old man now yeah you're just like listen most of these fucking youtubers now i've been doing this for 12 years yeah i can say that yeah most of these youtubers nowadays are just ai image generating and fucking reading uh chat gpt prompts bunch of cum guzzling frat boys.

I'm serious. If you look at like, and no hate but like Y-Files, he's getting 2 million views on these conspiracy videos. They're great, but let's face it. It's a lot of, he's pumping out one video a week. He's just reading AI script. I'm literally going out there interviewing people,

paying money out of my pocket to fucking travel first class to these fucking places. No, but seriously, I'm actually traveling. I'm living on the... You're actually traveling first class, I believe that. Once we both went all the way to Florida just to find out we couldn't film at the place.

That's right, but I'm not done with that one. Exactly, he's going to go back, right? So Chris will spend the money, not even responsibly. I'm going to rent the whole fucking place. He'll fuck it up. Yeah. That's what he's putting money on. Dude, the first investigation cost me about $12,000 and I made about $3,000 off it.

Right. So like, that's like a fact. I spent time with CIA psychics. So these guys were hired by the CIA in the seventies. This was an actual thing. So the hardest part is to convince the general populace. You don't have to. Go watch my videos.

I'll show you all the documentation. The idea of the CIA spending money into a psychic program. That is a program. They spent $20 million. In the 70s. In the 70s, $20 million. The $20 million in the 70s is a lot of fucking money. For 20 years.

For 20 years, they were spending money on training military personnel. What's it called? If you want to see the hottest. Removing. If you want to see the hottest porn in your life, it's Google MK Ultra. Yeah. And then just read. IJ is so fast.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, fucking. Hell yeah, dude. I love how the government is like people are dying of cancer

they're like let's give money to these guys who think they can think things you know across the world so it must be

it's more real than cancer I literally spent hundreds of hours researching this I fucking I went down the CIA website and literally compiled

all the links are there if you want to do your own research but I interviewed these people I interviewed the first psychic spy down the CIA website and literally compiled all the links are there if you want to do your own research. But I interviewed these people. I interviewed the first psychic spy for the CIA. I interviewed the trainers for the CIA. I interviewed the physicists who studied the psychics for 20 years. I interviewed all these people just to see if it was real.

And then I took a year and learned it myself. I learned how to do remote viewing and got some fucked up results. So if you guys want to see it. Wait, wait. This is crazy. Hold on. Hold on. So, viewers out there,

you look at all of, like, maybe these two with respect. Maybe not. But, I will always break it down like this. It is, you look at that, what you just said. It's like, hey, we look at psychic viewing and we learn this. That's an actual thing. When you listen to Chris and saying, hey, this is a thing, that is an actual thing.

The government and it is documented. And I went out there. I fucking spent. I tried it. I saw, like, I'm feet on the ground. It's not, I'm not sitting there. It's fucking crazy. It is so real. In tried it. I saw it. Like, I'm feet on the ground. It's not. I'm not sitting there. It's fucking crazy.

In my office. We spent that much money on it. Talking about an AI script. I'm out there doing shit. You're also hurting me because I'm about to do the one thing I fucking hate doing. I'm about to be devil's advocate for the government. Well, like, no. Look, Cody's face is why I knew.

I was like, I needed to say this. This is an actual thing we've spent. Yeah. Literally. You guys spent hundreds of millions of dollars on. Well, the government spends a lot of money on a bunch of dumb shit. Here's the thing though. It's dumb shit.

But for two decades. Counterpoint. Counterpoint. Like no joke. Counterpoint. Off record, they're still doing it. They're doing it all the time. Didn't they also decide to spend a bunch of money to make other countries be like, they're spending money on this.

Didn't they do that? It wasn't like... No, so Russia was doing it and during the Cold War and then we found out. So we were like, well, we... America found out and America was like,

we need to be on top of that shit. So they started training psychics, natural psychics, which they didn't like because natural psychics were all like, oh, I can't do this under these conditions or whatever. So like, fuck these guys.

Let's get this guy to train our soldiers. They started training actual soldiers and I spoke to these people who were trained and who worked as CIA psychic spies for 20 years for the government. To be fair. Cash money. I don't want the organic psychics.

I want the Raytheon endorsed psychics. Those are the ones. Those are the ones you really can trust. Those are the ones I talk to psychics. Those are the ones. Those are the ones you really can trust. Those are the ones I talk to. Yeah. Those are the ones who are making the big books. You're not fucking kidding, are you? You really broke it down on that bottom of the barrel podcast.

The fact that you just didn't break eye contact at all. You're just like, yeah, no, that's who I talk to. I'm like, I'm terrified. Go look at this shit. It's wild. I'm a skeptic by nature. As a magician, I know how shit works, right? I study how uh behavioral

arts work i study uh how if you're you know if you're lying all this shit i can make you believe that i'm psychic through trickery right that's my job that's my job you've done it for the last two podcasts and i right and i can and i can do that's my job but these guys so knowing that i'm going in here with this incredible skepticism seeing well i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna literally put everything i know and and see if i can figure out how they do this and these guys are fucking they're doing it they're actually doing it and they have results that are that are that are founded that are like on paper that we can see that we can compare what are they doing it's a crazy just so chime in really small example well yep go ahead just to chime in because i already know the audience they're like well

fucking fuck chris and wes i don't understand the hardest part is this is based off of reality this is the fucking hardest thing because i guarantee you try to disprove this to the utmost degree and you can't. And you're like, I hope everyone believes me. I just hope everyone believes me. That is to the degree this is real. I've done the same thing and I don't read on what you're doing, but it is the same degree of it's proven. However, I don't think you need to think like it's real because the government spent money on it. That's a good point.

But these people are still doing it without government funding because the research is there. They have 30 years of research. So Stanford Research Institute studied this for 30 years. Are we taking a shot? Yeah, let's do this. Let's get into deep, deep conspiracy theories. Oh, I love this so much. Cheers. Let's get into deep deep conspiracy territory Oh I love this so much Cheers guys, cheers Hup

Hmm Actually Can I show my- I gotta show my little bar bet I- I think I- Oh yeah let's go No I can- I can throw a shot in the air and I catch it all in my mouth There's no fucking way It's called cum

I've seen you do it with cum but never with a shot No I put up a whole YouTube video about how to do this Cum is too viscous Like you literally throw this in the air and it goes up and you catch it all in your mouth. Let's go. Actually, camera on this guy. That's not... Miller Lite.

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That's not how you do it. It's half a shot. I lie in the video and I say it's a real shot, but yeah. I can flick it in the air in case you're in my middle. I haven't done this in a while drumroll drumroll. Yeah, please It burns a lot fucking part of me thought that was possible? I was expecting this, this perfect fucking- I can do it. So, you guys have me-

Believe in yourself at home, believe in yourself, don't let your friends talk you out of it. You guys have me on such edge, the entire time you were doing that, I'm like, this is sleight of hand, in my peripheral vision I'm watching you. What's going on here? I'm literally watching you the whole fucking time, like I don't- I feel like I'm sitting asleep over at Eli's, I can't even fucking see right now. I'll show you guys one I'll show you guys trick. No, I got a good one No, I want to do a real one. No, I keep talking Boring the audience have large sleep it involves beads

So it's the gayest trick enough. Oh, so you you like you like you know actually actually Brandon is more of your Check this rope out okay, yeah, yeah, you're throwing really nice rope Check this out here you check one of these out you check to these up make sure they're real make sure they're Not they don't come apart. There's no like seam on them or anything right Very important no seems seems Anal beads Make sure the real amount Donut are those real beads these are real they don't open. There's not like any different.

I'll take the first one. Only a little bit. Yep. So you guys have to know at home that they've checked them out thoroughly that there's nothing fishy about any of these props. I don't trust these white people. This actually is like a 200 year old magic trick.

It's one of those tricks that's just like classic and it's fun to do. So I'm going to show you... And even though it's classic... Two dicks, one ball. It's fooling. That's right. So if you take off your pants...

Oh, fuck. That's why they're ribbed. That's how we got you all right so you can you can see those three beads are definitely on these strings and those three you can see the strength through there there's you've inspected all of the components yeah very important brandon hold your hand up straight to the camera god I fucking hate this shit okay I want you to close your hand around the beads. Okay.

Perfect. Hold there. Don't be near your face, Brandon. All right, here's what we're going to do. For camera, you have to hold it up, Brandon. Okay. All right. Got it. We're going to take the strings on each side,

and we're going to tie a little knot. Okay. Cody? Sir? I want you to grab this and this string. Just hold it. Don't pull on it just yet, but just hold it right there. Hold these guys?

Yep, hold these two. Okay. And Eli, do the same on this side. Just like this? Do it. These two. And on the count of three, I want you guys to pull. Okay.

One, two, three. Go. Brandon, why did your anal beads come out? Okay, Brandon. Look. And those... There's nothing there. You inspected everything. Why did that go out of the hole? No, legitimately, thanks. Come on There's nothing there

Wait how did that happen? Why are you guys check your asshole check your asshole? Oh my God. That was eat some. Bottom of the barrel guys. Thank you. Our favorite sponsor, True Classic. Cody, show off that butt. My God, look at these jeans. Seriously, look how like stretchy these things are. They feel like sweats, like sweatpants that you would wear to the gym or something. You can wear cowboy boots with them.

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magic tricks like that, yeah, you can go to- Yeah, if you're a fucking bottom- Because we don't do it on our- Check out the barrel. If you're a red pill magician- If our podcast gets to 50,000 subs, Check out the barrel if you're red pill magician If our podcast gets to 50,000 subs I'll move to San Antonio That was a word 15,000

Store I will live there wife's gonna be yes. She will wait. She is not coming So nothing's gonna change I will Condo here if you had a hundred thousand I will buy a condo here, and I will be here like maybe once every month Oh my god is the easiest trade-off? Won't fucking have a spot here.'m my house here I'm moving yeah he's moving whether you sub or not maybe anyways please hold on don't do it Don't do it. I was like, okay. I want to teach you guys a bar bet.

Okay. Okay. Go on, drunk Wes. All right, teach me a bar bet. I'm going to go piss. Go pee pee. Christ. Can I get a beer, please?

Sibu Play, someone up there. My favorite. Any beer at all? Hey, buddy, we don't do French around here. Just letting you know. Okay. Can I get a goddamn beer god damn beer is that American enough I am still very confused as to what the government

was spending money on I know the government is spending money on a bunch of shit Cody the first problem is your thinking yeah well that's not great for a career in government sorry Brandon expand The problem is you're thinking. Yeah, well, that's not great for a career in government.

Sorry. Brandon, expand. Oh, actually, no. So I was going to say this earlier. I fucking hate to be the devil's advocate for government spending because it's usually bullshit. But devil's advocate, kind of like they did with the Filipino vampire thing. It's like not necessarily thinking. Don't lead it with the Filipino vampire thing. Oh, that old chestnut. Yeah, that old thing. Not necessarily thinking. Don't lead it with the Filipino vampire thing.

Oh, that old chestnut. Yeah, that old thing. Maybe I should expand on that a little bit. It doesn't necessarily matter what is actually true versus what you think is true. So they convinced

the Filipino rebels that vampires were real and they were in the jungles. So they surrendered. Like that whole thing. Do you not remember that? Dude, Wendigoon did a... So first of all, motherfucker,

Wendigoon was on this goddamn podcast talking about this. Yeah, no, I remember he did a video. Yeah. Yeah. I'm dying right now. He did a video talking about basically how- Filipino vampires.

Well, no, they legitimately, like, they did, like, basically, like, a fucking plane flying over just projecting, you know, vampire lore or whatever. That sounds America. Yeah, and basically, like, they convinced the Filipino population that, you know, God was telling them that vampires were real. Super easy to convince the Filipinos of that, by the way. Yeah. That was a real thing that happened. I don't know.

They're very... Wait, the Filipino people. The very... Jordan's like, this was a very good They're very Wait The Filipino people The Very Uh Do you want to Brody's like Hi dude This is a very good

Fight to miss right You guys want to learn A bar bet Okay yeah Fuck these guys Do you guys want to learn A bar bet I would love to learn

A bar bet Alright let's go Okay So I've been a magician A long time And recently in my shows I've been adding One bar bet

In all my shows Even my stage shows Because I found out That people like They love watching magic, but if they go home with something and they feel like maybe they can give it a shot It's kind of an actual little bonus something. Let me do these bar bets I have like five that I've been doing to my shows. I don't know why I'm like very aware of my asshole now Right very scared. Yeah, I started these things

Heard you drank the thing I gave you think drink earlier. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about your asshole. So. I'll do it. Cody, you know. Don't even think about your asshole. Yeah. Cody and I will do this one.

Alright. I'll give you a chance to give it a go. Okay? Uh. You take two glasses in this case. I brought. Ugh. Yeah.

Go ahead. Thank you. West, you were sober. Go. Same Japanese. Okay. Well. West.

You get two glasses. In this case, I brought plastic ones. Cause we might fuck this up. So we're gonna use plastic so we don't break anything. Alright. But you can do your get two glasses. In this case, I brought plastic ones because we might fuck this up. So we're going to use plastic so we don't break anything. But you can do your regular pint glasses. Anyways, take this in your right hand, left hand. Take this in your right hand. So you take some drink, right?

Beer in your right hand. And the other glass goes here, okay? On the table. Now, the rules are this. You have to drink that beer, but out of this glass. Okay? Easy. So far, so easy.

You can never set that glass down. And you're not allowed to use it. You can only use the one hand. You can only use this hand. You can never set that down. You have to drink this still. You have to drink that beer out of here without setting that down, without using another hand. That's interesting.

And you can't set that glass down? You can never set that glass down. You've never shown me this one. I can only that glass down you can never send that gosh I have this one I know I use my left hand no you can only use this hand here and you can't set that down you have to drink that beer out of this glass what would you do give it a go do you think it's like a dick right true I mean I know how I would do it I yeah same how would you see so I would dig in the hand. I would hold. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is how I would do it. Should we wait to see how he does it first? Because you're going to have to pour this in there eventually.

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Whoa. Wait, whoa, that changes things. Yeah. I can't do that. I know, I know. I'll do it. I'll show you. Not even going to touch this glass with this hand.

It does get pretty phallic. Don't lick your fucking mouth. I hate the sound more than anything. It sounds like my fucking son, Ryan. He has autism. Wait. Oh, wow.

There's a legendary component to this trick that I did not realize. Holy shit. Wes. You're all you are. Yeah, you are dedicated to the bitch. Wow. Dude, that is fucking sick.

Don't. For the ladies. Stop. We'll say for the ladies. For all the ladies watching the vlog. Hey bro, I gotta go home tonight. Chill. So done.

Yeah, I hate it. Bro, chill. Hang on. I'm not. Jody, I wanna see the exact same thing. Hey, bro chill I'm sorry for our Spotify viewers Why he's doing is Wow Hey Now you know one he wins a blow job. Hey, bottom of the barrel, westburger.shop.

I don't know, see me on tour. They only have one book in this whole goddamn studio. Watching Bob in the studio. And he's sitting right over there. For all of these seven viewers in Oklahoma, see him next week. I have more dates, but you guys are being too weird. I'm also being a very small town in the merit times of Canada. If you're in Fredericton, New Brunswick.

Hey, that's a good town. I know, Freddie. Yeah. I fucking love this so much. Man, we can't wait to come back tomorrow. Dude, every time you guys are down, you are the most fun for podcasters. You have bottom of the barrel. You're crushing it with that.

But it is this amazing experience with all of us. I'm shit wrecked. Hi. Same. Welcome. Eli's shit wrecked right now. Same. Cody's shit wrecked right now.

I can tell by your fucking dubious smile. And Brandon. I'm here. I'm all right. You have that fucking coiffed hair. And you're wearing a fucking microphone You have that fucking coiffed hair. And you're wearing a fucking microphone. He's not coiffed.

Yeah, because I didn't I didn't fucking earn a mic this podcast, I guess. Well, we traded off. You know, they You can have mine. Straight off. You can have it.

You use mine. But you guys are fucking crushing. This is Guys, if you do not know why I say these are my favorite individuals to have on the podcast, there is a reason.

Because when you come down, you're like, okay, I've got to be fucking retarded. I borrowed money to come here retarded. Alright, I was laughing at Eli until you said borrowed. Oh, yeah. Yo, dude, I'm saying- Brandon's looking like a fucking-

Sorry, Brandon. Your hair right now is a Karen haircut, and I fucking hate it. Every time I look at you on one of your videos- Brandon needs a top knot. When you pull it back, you pull your hair back, and I see you right here,

and I'm like, I fucking hate it. Dude, if we have 50K- Eli, can I please see the manager of Unsub? Yes. Branded with a top night. I see right here. I'm like I fucking hate it Like can I please the manager of unsub yes, please I'm moving further from I can't believe you guys like we need a chick Brandon gray hair I'm having the best time. I don't care if this is only 11 minutes in the end. Yeah You can edit this down to 11 minutes. I'll talk to you guys any day Mike

Oxygen right now Wait, let's wait. Let's let's send it over the peanut gallery. Is this should we post this podcast? She's saying no she's saying full send You like you okay buddy? Fucking throw a car bomb on me. Can I tell you guys when I got robbed? Can I tell you that story? This year, it's January right now. I got off to a good start.

Last year, not a good start. What happened last year? Thank you for asking. January 1st, I go to sell my fucking phone because I bought myself a new phone for Christmas. I go to sell my phone on Facebook Marketplace. Sold hundreds of things on there before. I put it up for a price.

I get a million lowball offers. I get two offers at that price. I say, yes, these two offers are nice. I text both of them back. I said, whoever wants to meet tonight, I'm in. Like, let's do it. And then one guy goes, I can do tonight only if you come to me.

But you're the guy. Sends me his address. It's 30 minutes away. I drive 30 minutes out of Toronto. I'm not from Toronto. I drive super north in Toronto for 30 minutes. To be honest, Toronto to Vancouver, like it could be like 30 minutes or four hours.

So Toronto to Vancouver is 48 hours. Like it's like LA to New York. Okay. I was like, yeah, it's not part of our- No shit. Yeah, yeah. Toronto to Vancouver is the opposite. So anyways, I'm driving north. Anyways, I go to this place. I'm not from Toronto. So I'm like, I, snap our part. No shit. Toronto and Vancouver are the opposite. So anyways, I'm driving north.

Anyways, I go to this place. I'm not from Toronto. So I'm like, I don't know this area. It's getting kind of shitty. I'm feeling pretty weird, right? I'm like, I don't like this vibe. And then I go to these guys. And then I'm like, nothing's happened.

Nothing's happened. Then the first moment of things that happened happened, right? Where I go to these two guys. And then I was dealing with a guy named john in hindsight very normal name but anyways in this moment and not neither one of them went hi i'm john right they went um you're the guy with the iphone they didn't say are you the guy with the iphone because what's that money no well that might as well tell you what they want from you. This is so key for me. What's up, phone?

This is so key for me. It's a 401k. I've met guys before. I've met guys before on these kinds of exchanges where they're like, oh, are you the guy selling the fucking Swiffer? Bad example. But they didn't ask me because they knew.

Because I'm the only guy that really sticks out here. They you're the guy with the iphone you showed up yeah so these two guys and then you want to set a hi i'm john they both said you're the guy with the iphone i said yeah and they said let me see it i had to look at one guy he grabs it he looks he's unlocked also wiped everything i'm like yep yep and then he turns and he just starts sprinting just fucking running and the big guy just stands in front, like he steps in front and like puts his hand out. And I'm like, this didn't need to happen, right? Like they could have just been like, this is mine now.

And I'd be like, yes it is. Like that's all that had to happen. I was like, this is unnecessary. And I was like, and as soon as he ran away, I'm like, no. Like my heart was right. You know, I didn't like that. So anyways, the guy steps in, other guy's running and it's open.

It's a fucking open parking lot. He's running. I watch him run. And the other guy goes, and none of this had to happen. I'm like, just literally say it's yours and you have it. Cause I'm not gonna, what am I? I'm me, right?

So then the guy's like, he's like, don't, you know, don't. And I'm like, is he going to get the money? Like, I was like, not sure why. Why is he running so fast? He must really be like, I better get this guy's money, right? The ATM is almost, it must be so far away. must really be like I better get this guy's money, right? Yelling Adam to and then yeah, then the other guy also once he realized that I was I wore it because I was the camo, right? This guy's not going to be a problem. Yeah, I'm a soldier.

He ran after his buddy and I was so happy to go back to my car. I get back in my car and start driving home. Remind you, it's a 30 minute drive. Right, so I'm feeling very sad. I call Chris and Chris is like, did you just drive for your own robbery? And I was like, yeah, I think so.

He's like, well, please let me make it easier for you. I'm like, don't come to me. We don't have guns in Canada, right? So you got fisticuffs, which I've never learned. Skill issues. Right? What is that? Skill issue. A skill issue.

Oh, a skill issue. I was like, is that in your sport? No, it's just your skill tree is not very involved. Is he trying to say curling? Yeah. Oh, whoop their ass in curling. You haven't really dropped any points into your skill tree. If we played for my phone in curling, I'm done in fucking three ends. They're going to be fucking game over.

You want to go, bro? You want to see that? I won't even need a sweeper. I don't even need it. Watch. It's going to stop. Hard. I missed it.

Spotify. YouTube's where it's at. You get the visuals, right? Oh, yeah. Anyways. People should both subscribe on YouTube and check to see if they're also subscribed on YouTube.

Because YouTube unsubscribes people. What? Is that when they unsubscribe? That's my next video on my conspiracy channel. Really? No. Why do you guys call this unsubscribe? It's reverse psychology. I told you.

Bro, I wasn't here. They're being clever. We should call it unsubscribe bottom of the barrel. So that they subscribe. Oh, I missed that. USB OB? Yeah. Unsubscribe bottom of the barrel.

Oh, shit. I know. Whatever. The second you said it, you're like, you need to like that shit. I'm like, this is hot. You do need to. Dude, leave a like if you need to like that show dude leave a like if they need to like the fucking sign cause like everything else

is amazing production these black magic cameras by the way so much money they've got so much money these guys and send them no more money but like they need to like this fucking sign cause like it's almost like you don't actually

This is a great time to tell um guys. We've stolen something from the studio Hey, hold the fuck on wait. We do wait. Yeah, we did early Chris doesn't know this I stole something from this today For the best comment on our next on. Mike is going to kill himself. Please come over and not. They don't even know what I've stolen yet. And I took it hours ago. So anyways, come over.

I'm giving it away as a prize on our podcast. I don't even know if it's worth a lot. It looks expensive. It's the memory cards. It's the memory cards. It's the memory cards. That's probably the most valuable thing. That is fucking hilarious.

Because if you have that, that's probably worth millions. We're about to upload a great pod. If you have that, you can ruin careers. We'll take down a congressman. Oh, man. And a police officer. Eli, he showed you

bullshit magic. I showed you a beautiful bar bet you could do for the rest of your life, and you'd say, where's my trick? Yeah, where's his trick? You dance. You dance. I did the fucking beads trick. Oh, your anal beads.

Trying to flirt with Brandon again like you said you were going to. Listen, man. I can't believe you stopped working out, dude. Guys, if you ever wonder why these are my favorite guests ever. I'm like, I just got back into it, man. I'm literally trying to fuck with back into it, man. Fuck. I'm literally trying to fuck with you. Dude, didn't you let me finish my story earlier?

That my dex is getting? I'm obese now. I didn't own this. Are you? I'm literally two pounds from obese. You're not obese then. Isn't that crazy? I can look in your eyes.

You're not obese. Who would have thought? America obese is so different. Canada obese is just cold. I couldn't believe how the scale was so low the metric There's a lot to unpack just a cold person you're like you're so fat you're like no. I'm just cold Yes, I've been stocking up on three months of Whataburger Tim Hortons you are you ready old in and Tim Hortons? That's You guys my shot it's not wet, but it's it's how's this magic you go who's doing it sir?

Who wants to see me? No you do them. I'm gonna be all right Eli's drunk enough to be very funny All right, I'm gonna you know I draw here. I'll shuffle Yeah, I want you to think I might think of a card actually you know what? Don't you thought of a card before it was three spades. I want you to think I might think of a card actually you know what? You thought of a card before it was three spades. I want you to change your mind I want you to think of a different one You got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Shopping a little bit change your mind Change it. Okay. All right

They're all shuffled up. Yes, you can see that. Yep. All right more shuffle just for good measure. And whenever you want, just name your card. Say it? Yeah. Five hearts. God damn it. Five hearts.

Give me a number between zero and ten quickly. Three. Are you sure? Yeah. This is fucked up that you said three. Fucking crazy. Give me a number between 0 and 10 quickly. 3. Are you sure? Yeah. This is fucked up that you said 3. Fucking crazy. Hold your hand out for me.

Alright, we'll see if we can try this. Fucking crazy. Hold your hand out. What does this game mean? I don't even know. 1, 2, what card did you say? 5 hearts. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

Alright. Oh, what do we do? What is that?! What is that?! That's for the Patreon. Cody, how do you feel right now? I don't like this. That works, right? Wait, do one now for Brandon.

Alright, here, Brandon. Really? That was in my hands. Fuck these bros up really that was in my hand You might think I Legitimately like you had this fucking you had this face up here like I'm gonna flip this down just in case it's like a person Take the cards take the cards Take them Brandon take them and and and and cut them anywhere you want cut them in half and complete the cut like poker.

Perfect. All right. Now take and just... Brandon should have like a retard. Like this? Look, Brandon, it's fine. Cut anywhere you want. Eli talking like he's... Look, Eli talking like he's going to get censored.

I want you to take the deck, and just like in poker, you're going to cut it somewhere like this. Okay. Anywhere you like, but do it under the table. Cut once. Only once under the deck, and just like in poker, you're going to cut it somewhere like this. Okay. Anywhere you like, but do it under the table once. Only once under the table, anywhere you like. And when it's done, you done? Yeah.

Take the top or bottom card, whichever one you want. Don't look at it. Sit on it. Top or bottom. Don't look at it. Sit on it. My brother would be proud. You got it?

You didn't look at it, did you? I'm going to talk for you, Brandon. Are you sure? I hate you already. Are you sure? I got the card. I want me to quit Wembley. I'm talking for a Mexican Brandon. We have no idea what card this is. Hi, I'm Brandon Ho-Bway-Bwa. Eli, are you?

Very good impression of a Japanese Brandon. Eli, you're going what our home, right? Good good little Chinese pun Wk. Oh shitty walk. Oh You have no idea what card you're sitting on. No, I have seen it. I For me to know what card you're sitting on yes, I am a quong with theoretically Shuffled you picked any card

It's a red card. I had it's a red card. I feel it new one look at me I'm was all yeah prolapse your anus for a second for me How do you mean no look at me and prolapse your anus all right? It's a red card. It's a diamond Look at me Diamond look at me red socket red sock your butt. I'm definitely look at me I'm dilating To diamonds. Yeah, you know you don't even know you have a look at your

Let's go show it. Let's go Build the church here The church Was a mirror with Cody now fuck you we need Cody. Yeah, I'll show them how we did it Contraption Cody show them how we did it Really uncomfy yeah because you have to sit on the prolapse Like you had to say the word prolapse for a right and you're right have to shift so I don't squish my own colon. Cody missed the entirety. He meant to. That's why he went.

He literally said to me, he's like, I don't have to piss. I just don't want to watch Chris do magic. Cody, what is your favorite magic trick to watch?

Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. I don't know. That's a good one. Jesus Christ did some bangers. Dude, he did like fucking water wine. fish out of nothing An art trick. Yeah, by the way, I'm watching the root chat motherfuckers

What's the group chat oh, yeah, let's hear this What do you say much blow? I know I overpower you because of my massive loss in masculinity. I want to watch you blow Cody's mind. You heard he did, dude. He got my fucking three of spades early. Where is your mind? But more. The magicians are back.

They're blowing minds. You got a passcode on your phone? Yeah. Four or six numbers? Yeah, six. Six is tough. You know the numbers? Yeah, six. Six is tough. You know the numbers? Yeah.

Are you sure? A lot of people say yes, but they're not sure. Just make sure you know them. Yeah. No, no, no. I know them. You sure? Yeah.

All right. Open your calculator. It's counting to six. This is one, two, three, four, five, six. Calculator. I remember these. Very smart guy. He was a cop.

Okay. How many years of university hide it from us hide it from us uh clear screen click click there put in six random numbers not your passcode and your six random numbers yeah all right press plus now i want you to add i want you to add add the birth year of someone you know. Someone that I would know, someone that isn't here. The birth year only.

Go ahead and add that. Eli, when's your birth year? No, no. No, no. You can't ask me. He's your son. Come. Anybody?

Your mom, your dad? Not them, because I said anybody. All right, hit plus after that. Do you remember the address of the house you grew up in? Just the number. One of them. Put that

number in? Not the abusive one. No, never. Never the abusive one. Call 844-BOB-TALK if you've been abused. That's actually our number. We have a 1-800 number. 844-BOB-TALK and tell us about your story. You won't like our answers,

but please tell us. Now, hit plus. We're going to make sound. Put in Not wrong. Put in four random numbers in four random numbers four random numbers hit plus put in your passcode make sure Wes doesn't see

and hit equals it should give you a bigger sum a bigger number yeah yeah okay can I see that number okay 14818 now this is not your passcode your passcode is six digits Okay. Can I see that number? Okay. On your phone? Oh, that's a big one. 814818. That's a big number. Now, this is not your passcode.

Your passcode is six digits, but this is not your passcode. That's not my passcode. Now, here's the thing. This seems random, but if I did this with Eli or if I did this with Brandon or Wes or anybody else, this would be a totally different number. So although this seems random, this is actually a very personal number to you. Yeah. And it's interesting, and I'll clear the screen.

We choose a passcodes in life for two reasons. One is because we want to get into a phone fast. And two is because it's a personal number. I don't know if I'll be able to get this because it's six digits, but if I'm close, you'll let me know. Chris, the fucking demon.

The first number. Think of the first number just think of it gotcha this number repeats itself in your passcode yes the first number yeah

is yes and the second number is also because it repeats itself yes and then fuck you Chris yes yes there's a in there that's the last number the last number yeah so the

only number we're missing is the second last number? Yeah. We'll leave it at that. We'll let your viewers decide. Fuck you, Chris. That was fucking weird. All right. Also, thank you. All the girls, by the way, are like, How the fuck did you do that one? Can you show me that track?

Because I want to go on his phone and like, can you show me that track? Well, thank you for go on his phone and like, can you show me that track? I got dressed now. Well, thank you for allowing me to know what's going on in Cody's phone. Because like, I was like one digit away. Were you one? Well, you have nine guesses. Are you a little fucked up? Because I told everyone your passcode?

Yeah, fucking nailed it. Does he have to bleep it? Yeah. That's awesome so I Know you gotta leave What the fuck Six there's hard harder to guess than four. Thank you. Yeah, no numbers Ain't harder than say I don't like this Like looking over at Cody and I'm just eyeballing like he wants to shoot you right now.

But he's like, I'm not wearing a body cam, so I won't get any views. No, Cody's waiting for the beep. So why would I shoot you? Cody's waiting for the beep. He's like, beep. I feel like you have one last magic trick that you've been waiting for.

Both of you. It feels like that, doesn't it? It's not true, waiting for both of you right it feels like that doesn't it It's not true, but it feels that way it feels like it should Magicians in like he must but the problem is the trick. I really want to show you guys involve a different outfit Go change I couldn't wear it because I had to wear my one with my really cool sign that shot up and that was only working with The hoodie so the other one involved the jacket so I had to take rest between yeah, and then yeah Then then 21 years ago. I had to get fake titties

So like it was a long time Would you all feel for you believe that and so Chris said it you all fell for you thought I had normal titties But I had actually did how a breast reduction moves So yeah, no the trick trick I wanted to show you was you had to wear tubes and a shirt. I will show you next time. I imagine this will be maybe your top

best ever podcast. You probably want me to come back without Chris, probably. I don't think Google will agree with that. Seven to ten. That's the worst metric. Are you kidding me? Ew. Numbers is the worst metric. Fun times. That's the best metric. So this is top number one the only metric that matters Numbers Chris and I have the number one podcast in the universe like by vibes

Gross like Brandon say stop. I you like. Look at me. Stop. Brandon, look at me. Stop. Brandon, look at me. Look at me. Brandon, look. Look at me.

All right, say stop. Come. Stop. Right there. We'll look at this card. That'll be your card, yeah? Remember this card. Brandon, come.

Yep. You got it? Yep. Why are you coming? I hate this already. Oh, God. Brandon's come got you. Watch this. Dude, Brandon. Brandon's cum's got to run, too. Hey, watch this.

Dude, Brandon hates when his cum's torn and turning. Look. Yeah. The corner's gone. Come to the box. Brandon's at your cum. Come to the box. Brandon's at your cum.

You've been planning this. You've been planning this for like fucking two months. No, Brandon, that's your cum. Brandon, that's your cum. Look under. Brandon, grab your cum. Look under your nuts. I hate that you haven't touched this.

Touch the box. Touch the box. I didn't touch it. Go. Man, that's fucking you, bro. Weird. Make sure it's the corner of the card. Devastated.

Fuck on. All right, so. Brandon's gay, everyone. No, I know it. I know I know It's just Brandon's gay Perfectly fits what? I literally started fucking looking out of the corner of my eye. I was talking to you. I'm like, yeah, he's fucking with this

You're talking to me. You were saying make America LA again. And then... That sounds like me. Thanks for coming out to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli, Chris, Brandon, Wes, and myself, Donut. Thank you so much.

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