Unsubscribe Podcast - 144 - FAT & ANGRY 3: LAS VEGAS DRIFT ft. The Fat Electrician & Angry Cops

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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Did I call you? I was a Navy SEAL team Green Beret. How hard would it be to get Brandon the same license plates as you? Purple Heart one? Who wanted to get Simon Thumper? Like, Puzzle Top. Hi. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino.

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We have Eli, Angry Cops, Fat Electrician, and of course, myself. AK Man. AK Man. Hey guys! Oh, we got the f***. Which, uh, what are we doing with this episode name? Oh, so what was the last one? Too Fat, Too Angry.

Too Fat, Too Angry. So this is what? Fat and Angry Las Vegas Drift, I think. Vegas Drift. Is it the Fat and the Angry? Or is it Fast and Furious 3? I don't know. The Good, the Fat, and the Angry.

Yeah, we just started a whole series off of it. No, we need the Furious. Furious is going to stand. Oh, we're back. All the boys are back. Nick had a fantastic evening last night. You could tell he was fucking hammered. Extremely sober.

I'm wearing glasses because I was too fucked up this morning to put contacts on. Seriously? Yeah. I literally joked about you doing the Clark Kent bit yesterday, and then sure enough, you ended up in glasses. Yep. He was hurting. He was.

Dude, I haven't seen you that drunk, I don't think, ever. That's fine. I haven't either. Well, I have. Yeah, you ended up in glasses. He was hurting. He was. I haven't seen you that drunk. I don't think ever. That's fine. I haven't either. Well, I have. Yeah, you know, you have. That one time. Yeah.

That one time at Bandcamp. Yeah. That one time at that one bar. Yeah. The one we hit the sensor. I almost died. Yeah. I thought I was going to transcend to a higher plane of existence.

We almost fought a guy that night. That was really fun. That was some funny shit. Which one was this? We can't talk about it on the podcast, but it was really fun. Yeah, we went to a bar. It was a good time. Allegedly. Allegedly. Was that AT4 bar? I had to puke. No, not the AT4

bar. Different time. That was a different time, yeah. I had to puke at the bar, though. I was that drunk. And then I was like, I need to go puke. And I went to the bathroom and I couldn't puke. I came back out. And the bouncer... Oh, I remember bouncer, I remember that he's like, bro, he's a Marine. There was a fan of mine.

He's like, I'll make you something. And I don't know what the fuck it was, but I drank it and it tastes like, I don't know, spicy water with lime in it, I guess. And I drank it. And like 10 minutes later, I took a shit and I got like 80% more sober, like over the course of one dump. It was the weirdest thing on the planet. over the course of one dump it was the weirdest thing on the planet I forgot about that but it was fucking great bro and then like 15 minutes later I took another shit and I was completely sober Back to drunk. Shit wrecked again. He's taking a shit.

His wife's in the other room. All of a sudden, just this bright white light shines from underneath the door. And he's there cross-legged, just like floating above the shitter. And there's just like an angelic, wind's blowing everybody that's trying to stare at him. Shit number four, like Morgan Freeman starts narrating, you know, we only used 12% of our mind. Fucking limitless.

Most people only use 20% of their rainness. Nick used 110% that day. Welcome back, guys. Yeah, I'm happy. Dude, Nick is the kindest drunk. You are. I didn't know until you, like, leaned on me. You're like, yeah.

The second the head touched you. I was like, oh, my boy is feeling good right now. Yeah, I don't remember that. Oh, yeah. That was amazing. We did it one more time. I haven't felt hair on the top of my head in about 10 years. How's it feel?

Good. It's Hispanic. Oh, that bald head. Mmm, I love it. I want to grab a Modelo right now and just start going after some lawns. And if that sounds like you, vote early, vote often. San Antonio District 23 in Texas.

They almost called you David Bowie. Hispanics for Brennan Herrera. Do you want your run to look great? I know I do. The Jews have nothing to do with this. I don't know. I'm just going like Tijuana and everything.

I haven't done a good Hispanic accent in forever. We were having fun with the Asian ones down in the restaurant earlier. We were asking you about your last video. I'm a Japanese man. What? Oh, that's another story. The bit that we haven't released

on the podcast. Yeah, it's going for Patreon. Okay. Everyone got really shit wrecked. It was really bad. the bit that we haven't released on the podcast yeah it's going for patreon okay it's an entire bit everyone got really shit wrecked yeah we were talking it was really bad we were uh he did his asian video about zoo zhou or whatever guy's name was and oh zhou yeah the guy that um sold his soul to china for fifteen thousand dollars fucking dunce you don't know this story oh no long story short there's two naval sailors that get caught selling information to the chinese the people's republic of china for 15 grand so this is one of your life away so one of them and these are some of the jokes are in the video and i get more into it but one of them made 15000 over 14 payments from August of 2021 till like May of 2023.

So literally, and this is a joke, I'm like, so you too can sacrifice your freedom and be a treason, be treasonous towards your country for the cost of a used 2016 Honda Civic. We still have the death penalty for treason, right? I mean, I hope so. They only gave him like two years in prison. He leaked fucking important information, though. And a $5,500 fine. He gets to keep nine and a half grand.

Are they actually letting him keep it? The shit like this makes me feel really good about paying taxes. Guess what he leaked, though. Exactly. Thank God it's for a great cause. He leaked radar information for Okinawa, which is in Japan, which I don't know if you guys know this. Next to China. Very close to China.

I mean. And as a history buff. China and the Japanese are different states. You know they are two different countries? It is separated by the waters. Are you a Japanese man? Zero percent concerned about Japan's ability to defend itself. Not even a little.

Yeah. You know what? I just think that we need to give them all samurai swords again. Go on. And just give a couple of those big, cool sailing ships with the red sail that's kind of slanted on the top. Let them go into China. And, you know, just kind of make up for all the shit that happened in World War II to us, you know, for what they did to China. Wow.

It's a history book that could be written on that. We live in a business. Can you cut through your story today? You are your hotel. What is it? Sector 742? You're in a 731. 731.

Thank you. One of the most violent things ever. Like, it's all atrocity. And then the U.S. government's like, well, we won't try you. We just want to buy you the information. We'll let you go. But you have to give us the information, the science breakdowns. Was that the Germans when they did all the information on, like, the Jewish kids and stuff like that?

Yeah, I love that. Oh, and Dr. Mengele, I think, the Holocaust. Yep. It was him and then the unit unit 731 was the Japanese equivalent but they were borderline worse it was probably some of the most fucked up things you've ever what percent of the human body is water?

80% right? yeah you know why you know that? because they freeze dried a person? no they just took dudes weighed them and then put them in a convection oven until they were beef jerking then weighed them again that's where that info came from. They did everything. I mean, did they add, like, the colonel's, you know,

12 herbs and spices? Aren't you what you're talking about? That's a hell of a way to go. Do you mean your herbs and spices? Aren't you a colonel? I am. I'm a Kentucky colonel. I am too, motherfucker. Oh, yeah, you guys are?

Raise your glass for a Kentucky colonel. I am too, motherfucker. Oh yeah, he is? Raise your glass for a Kentucky colonel. He's junior to me, so he still has to salute me. That's fair. I got that in the mail. I was so fucking happy. I'm like, get fucked, Cody and Rich. You know that you're friends whenever you do a good accomplishment. And you go, fuck my friends. I'm going to do it too.

Yeah, because you're just showing off to people you don't like. If you're like, oh, look at this cool accomplishment I got. But they're truly people that you love and respect. If you're like, look at what I got, you fucking piece of shit. Look at me. God, that word will always get me. I'll never get a good laugh out of him. I know I've got a guardian angel in there.

I know. G-Van's our guardian angel. That's for fucking sure. He saves us. You were going to talk about, you really wanted to talk to us about a Medal of Honor situation. I forget. So it's

come up a couple times. Okay. So I think you were there for one. You're always there on every episode, so you were there for one. Brandon has one, I think. Yeah, he has three, guys. Three according to Reddit. Fuck you, guys.

Listen, it's a legitimate award. He served during NOM. Okay? He is a war fighter. I remember Normandy Beach. See? That's his first stolen ballot. He was pinned by Gerald R. Ford.

Gerald. Yeah, the president, Gerald R. Ford. Yeah, the president Gerald Ford. Yeah, I'm going to cheat on you for that one. So the story, though. Wait, he didn't know that Gerald Ford was the president? No, I did. I was super hammered, and I'd recently done a video about Gerald Ford. Was he useless? No, it was just funny because he was the only president that was never elected at all.

Oh. Yeah, because he's like the only president that was never elected at all. Oh. Yeah, because he got, he, it was Nixon and Spiro Agnew was the VP. Spiro Agnew got busted for taking bribes, so he had to step down. And at that point. Secretary of State, right? No, the president can assign a new VP. So Nixon, who was homeboys with Ford, called him. It was like, hey, fill in, whatever.

And then Nixon got busted with the Watergate thing, so he had to step down, and then Gerald Ford became president and wasn't even fucking elected at all. Take your shit, America! That's my favorite joke in that 70s show, is when Red Foreman makes that thing where

the mom in that show says something like, well, I didn't vote for him because of blah, blah, blah. Nobody voted for him. Nobody voted for him. It's such a subtle history joke. It's like, all right, that's clever. He's the only president on that.

That is the only president that's just been put into power like that. Awesome. Anywho. Anywho. Speaking of stolen valor. Fuck off, Richard. I was showing you the pictures today. I was like, oh, yeah, Reddit loves Brendan right now. Why do you think he's got all those Americana guns?

Because he's pretending to be in the military. Not pretending. He has legitimate metal alone. That's right. I forgot that you had your service redacted because of all the super cool missions you were on. Oh, yeah. I was a Navy SEAL team Green Beret.

SEAL team 7. SOG. 89. Oh, SEAL team 69. Excuse me. Meme team. 69 and a half. He was carried over. Didn't pass the first half of BUDS, but he came back for the second half. Cody? I miss you guys. Story?

Oh, yeah. So... I was like, it's going to register. I was like, no, he's just staring at the mic right now. Yeah. There's all these lights on here, and I can't stop looking at them. Don't touch a fucking single one of those. I didn't touch a sound.

I'm just watching the lights go up when I say words. See, it went up higher. It's like my wiener when women are around. What's that? You and my son have a lot in common. Tell the story. We both sound like we've been touched by you. Jesus Christ.

What the fuck? No, Danny. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, man. All right. Back to the story. So I watched some of the episodes of Unsubscribe,ubscribe obviously because I catch up with what's going on

through your guys' life and then my fiance does and so does her mom her mom loves all of you guys not you and especially you and they're like they're talking about Rich again hey they keep talking about Rich the guys talked about you on Unsubscribe

so cute blah blah blah and I'm like oh what did they talk about and they're like oh I don't know here blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh, what did they talk about? And they're like, oh, I don't know. Here's the timestamp. So I watch it. And on three different episodes, these fuckers are like, oh, fucking Rich High got drunk and took a medal of honor and wore it around his neck from Clint Romashaw. It was just walking up and down the Texas street, just bebopping around with it dangling on his neck like some sort of rapper chain. Hey, how you doing? I did this for you.

All the children I saved. That's what I got this for. And I'm like, hold on. Crispy was just like, holy fuck, that's fucked up that he would wear that. I'm like, fuck it, you burnt Cheeto. No, I didn't just grab somebody's thing from Kmart and throw it on my fucking chest.

You burnt Cheeto. Burnt Cheetos are my favorite. I'm changing Crispy's name in my phone. Burnt Cheeto is all of us. It's probably what his dick looks like now. Crispy's gonna be like, I don't know. I always love hearing the audience react to jokes we make.

Just like, Jesus fucking Christ. From the fucking peanut gallery. So I got Burnt Cheeto audience react to jokes we make just like jesus from the fucking peanut gallery so i got i got burnt cheeto yell being all upset i got i think jack mandeville talked about it i forget jack did i know ethan talked about it or evan evan hafer talked about it and i was like these fuckers are all like making it seem like i just stole this medal off of some homeless guy and in front of dc which is what they do with veterans in D.C. They hate you. Maybe somebody will change that. Brandon Herrera for Congress.

The Committee on Veterans Affairs. Brandon Herrera. Do you like to over-imbibe an alcohol? Brandon Herrera. I don't vote for him. I vote for alcohol. A vote for Brandon is a vote for alcohol. Brandon will not listen to your t-shirt. That is a vote for alcohol. A vote for Brandon is a vote for alcohol. Brandon will not listen to your t-shirt.

That is a really good shirt. I can't wait until Twitter finds this fucking podcast. Well, what's funny is they're going to find it after the election and they're going to go fucking apeshit. Buffalo cop and congressman. Racist buffalo cop. Buffalo cop. Mexican congressman. It's my favorite thing

because it's happening to me now what used to happen to you. It's my favorite thing because it's happening to me now. What used to happen to you? It's my favorite thing because every every fucking article written about me is always starts with congressional candidate Herrera. Like it's just every I'm like, God damn it. Can anybody say just like guy who makes dick jokes on the Internet? You know, Brandon Herrera, whatever. It's a congressional activist. I see congressional candidate.

My fucking heart rate goes up. It's like, God damn it. Another fucking article written. It's like Buffalo cop. Might as up. It's like, God damn it. Another fucking article written. But it's like, Buffalo cop. Mine's always like, disgraced Buffalo police officer. Suspended for social media content. Oh my God. Jeez, that doesn't twist the article into something. Oh, anyway, metal button.

No, yeah, because we got to talk about that. Involved in physical altercation with black men. Oh, hell, geez. It's almost like I just arrest everybody and one day it happened to be somebody else. You don't discriminate. Like, everyone's on the table. You beat the fuck out of everyone. Oh, hey, whoa.

Mexicans, whites, blacks. I dispense justice appropriately is the way that the Attorney General's office is going to try and frame it. I don't know. They don't know. Oh, I'm getting investigated by the Attorney General's office. I'll tell you that in a minute. What the fuck? Yeah, Letitia James is a person that was elected and in the Attorney General of New York.

So that is a fact. That's not a negative. That's just a thing. That is true. Thank you. Yep. Words are important. We'll get to that.

So why is she a cunt? I didn't say that. Believe that word. If she were, why would that be true? We'll talk about that later. We'll talk about that later. So, Medal of Honor. Well, before we talk about Letitia James, the Attorney General,

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bringing a bunch of veteran and veteran-owned businesses together. I'm from New York. And so, when they were doing their business, I was hanging out with Clint Romashaw, who happens to be a Medal of Honor recipient. That was at like... Fantastic Human.

Yes. Was it Red Ridge or Red Wing? Operation Red Wing? Operation Red. No, that's the SEALs. Red? I thought it was Red. It was Red something.

I'm blanking on it. Sorry, Clint. Off the record, was it Burbiz? Yes. Yeah. Also, Clint is one of the most, read his story, that dude. And he's one of the most super cool dudes. Kindest dude you'll ever meet.

Kind, quiet guy, likes to go dove hunting. Super Minnesota, just down to the bit. So he's an awesome guy. And he has a couple. Is that cool to say on the record, actually? Yeah, that's fine. No, Burbiz is great. Yeah, they're fantastic.

Shout out Burbiz. They're a great group. Yeah, I just didn't know anyone. Oh, no, I'm all about them. This is fine. So Clint comes out with us, and they take care of Clint, and they take care of all the veterans that they bring out there. Burbis is great. Yeah, they're fantastic. Shout out to Burbis. They're a great group. Yeah, I just didn't know if you wanted to. Oh, no, I'm all about them. This is fine. So Clint comes out with us, and they take care of Clint, and they take care of all the veterans that they bring out there to support the Burbis event. And we all have a couple drinks.

And I noticed that Clint is taking off his Medal of Honor, and he's handing it to people. And I don't know what's going on. And you think opportunity. He's getting a rise out of them. And I'm like, all right, something's happening. I don't know what, but something's like opportunity he's getting a rise out of him and i'm like all right something's happening i don't know what but something's happening and so then clint comes over to me and he's like rich what's going on man you want to see my metal i don't know why he sounds like a fucking californian dumbass but he's just like hey rich you want to see my metal you want to

hold it i was like bro that would be very interesting that is not something that i would ever thought i would be doing uh Sure, I'll hold it. And he hands it to me. And right away, I can tell it's in two different pieces. So I'm like, this fucker is going to try and think that he's going to make people think I broke his Medal of Honor. And so because so the style with the Statue of Liberty on it can detach from the blue ribbon that you wear around your neck. And so he hands it to me. I'm like, and they're two separate,

and I'm like, son of a bitch. You know, like I knew something was going to happen, and I'm ready for it. And then Clint goes, oh, you broke it. Oh, Rich broke it. Everybody's just like, oh, what? And I'm ready for it because I knew something was going to happen. He was setting me up. And I go, oh, man, and I flip over the Medal of Honor,

and on the back it usually has the inscribed given to Clint Romeshaw, blah, blah, blah. I go, oh, no wonder it's broken. It says made in China. What a cheap piece of shit. And he's just like, what? And everybody's like, holy shit, what did he say? And so then, but on the back of it, it actually says replica given to Clint Romeshaw

because the real one he wears with his uniform, and then the replica is when he wears to events. So you stole valor on stolen valor? I was gifted valor. It's a fake medal? You didn't even earn the real medal, but you stole the fake medal? Brandon, can you make a replica pistol fire? I don't answer that. So I guess this medal was real. Not on YouTube, I can't.

So I guess this medal was real. And, I mean, it'd still get me free wings at Chili's. Wait, did you keep it? They still gave me the... Wait, no. I was like, wait, did you keep it? I thought you flew home with it. They still gave me a 100% discount at 7-Eleven,

so it's a real pistol. It works. So I forget how, but then I think Clint put it on me. And because I do, I don't know how I got it on me, but I'm pretty sure he put it on me because who else would put a Medal of Honor around somebody else's neck that isn't the recipient? And you don't tell a Medal of Honor recipient not to put it on you. Yeah, what am I going to do?

No, Clint, don't do what you want to do with the thing that you got. Brandon did that to me when I tried to pin him with my purple heart. Well, even though he's got, yeah. I mean, although rude. Although a Medal of Honor recipient himself. How hard would it be to get Brandon the same license plates as you? A purple heart one? Let's start making a hat.

Well, as long as I have premier parking at BJ's. I love it. That's my favorite part about it. It's the best parking in the world. I'm like, ah. You guys have strong-armed me into Stolen Valor, and it really pisses me off. Oh, no. Don't.

Stop. The free 7-Eleven. The great parking. But yeah, so I wore his Medal of Honor, and I'm just walking up and down the street in Texas for about 20 minutes just being like, I did this for you. And just having fun, pretending to be a Medal of Honor recipient, but kind of being a Medal of Honor recipient because I was given it by the recipient. So technically, I'm half of a Medal of Honor recipient.

Did anyone see it and were like, huh? I don't know because I was a little sauced at that point. I just knew that I was getting set up. And then once I knew that the setup was okay and everybody was chill with it, especially Clint, then I was like, oh, I'm going to have fun with this. That dude keeps the pocket medal of honor. Like Oompa has ginger. Yeah, it's like pocket sand.

He's just like, medal of honor, pocket sand. It is all wrinkled up. I love it. It's a spare one. Or back in the day, it was actually the nice one. You just keep a wallet. You're actually better off because you're one of the only people that's ever been actually awarded the Medal of Honor without being touched by Obama in recent years.

And the other one. How many Medal of Honors have been actually distributed in the last five years? Not many, I don't think. Yeah, Post is like very rare. I mean, well, you got yours in the 70s, right? Fuck off.

Each administration gives Brandon one. I'm hitting you under the table. Richard. I'm sorry, Brandon. I'm sorry, Brandon. I'll steal some Valor later with you. My consultant, I just always imagine watching the podcast like fucking, what's his name, Ben Affleck with a cigarette just. Fuck my life.

Dude, this is going to fucking burn this to the goddamn ground. So I've been on the stand a couple of times for, obviously for arrests that I've made and then also for like. Social media stuff. Well, no, no, no, not for my social media stuff. Like really? The intent isn't that I'm there for social media. The intent is there. I'm in a law enforcement capacity. I just mean they don't bring up the social media stuff on the state.

Oh, they do. So a couple of times, and I'm ready for it. I forgot. You guys never done a podcast. We were talking about that. I forgot. This is the first one with Brandon, isn't it? Is it?

Yeah. I think it's our first podcast. I never really liked him anyway. Oh, fuck you, dude. I was just going to say, Rich is one of my favorite people. I enjoy him, but you know, fuck him. Never mind. Mexicans.

Now we know who has the power in the relationship. Always wants my approval. Oh, I'm never going to give it. Brown people. You'll never get this. You'll never get this. You'll never get this. He brought it right back.

My little bitch. My little Hispanic maid. The power in the relationship lies with whoever cares the least. Cares the least? Every photo we're in, the green line's always leaning this way. I know about the green line. You're in the middle of the fucking table, asshole!

And I held all the power. I'm like, well, 23 today? Yeah, 23. And I held all the power. Well, 23 today? Yeah, 23. That's why we do push-ups is for Brandon. Yeah, to do it. We don't do it to prevent him.

We do it so that he does it. We're like, 22, maybe he'll do it today. Congressional candidate takes a stand against obesity. He just keeps getting videos from all of us doing push-ups, just staring at the camera being like, do it, Brandon. Do it for the veterans of which you are. Oh, there's going to be some other memes on this one. Those Medal of Honor winners.

I just want to make sure they're safe, you know. We are. So take me to stand. So, yeah, I've taken the stand for criminal proceedings and also like civil suits against like the city and the department when somebody gets their butthole in a bunch. And they're like, you didn't. And we're like, whatever. So you'll get you have to go up for a deposition. And one time in particular, which was great because I was called to court and I had to testify, I was being paid to show up to court. So I got paid. Unfortunately, it was eight hours of a dep testify, I was being paid to show up to court. So I got paid.

Unfortunately, it was eight hours of a deposition, which was forever. But I got paid to watch my videos in court and they broke them down and they were like, and specifically they were after, they're after the crack house videos. Really? They're like, what is, what makes, what is a crack house? And I'm like, gosh. The house with crack in it. Yeah. I'm like, it's any dilapidated building. You just see a dilapidated building. They're like, what is a crack house? I'm like, gosh. The house with crack in it. Yeah, I'm like, it's any dilapidated building.

You just see a dilapidated building. They're like, oh, okay. Are there a lot of crack houses on the east side of Buffalo? Where there's black people! And I'm like, yes. I'm like, yeah. You're just like, yeah. There's crack houses everywhere.

You're the one with the data sheet. You tell me. What do the numbers say? So they play the video again, and they're like, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You just have to look them in the eye like, I don't know. I don't see color. Did you hit them with the crack home line? It's not crack house.

It's crack home. No. That would have been hilarious. No, but they were like, and they're like, who, does any, like, one group of people typically do, you know, crack more than the other? And my, I swear to God, my answer was, I go, oh, no, everybody loves crack. I got white, Hispanic, everybody loves crack. Everybody loves crack.

White people, black people, Hispanic people, crack is king. Oh, yeah, because everybody loves crack. What was the response to that? We were like, oh, wow. Crack is fucking dope. Angry Cops 2024. Crack doesn't explain 2024. You like crack. Boomer Brandon is a go for crack.

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January 6th. January 6th. Yeah, but June 6th is the one that you're planning for the... Oh, we shouldn't talk about the Christmas. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. January 6th. Yeah, but June 6th is the one that you're planning for the... Oh, we shouldn't talk about the... Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.

I thought he wanted to do one six months later so he could do it biannually. I would prefer... He talked to me in the elevator all about it. We're going to rise again. Yeah, June 4th. We're going to invade France again. Yeah, he was saying the South will rise again June 6th. Okay.

Because he's going for Texas. And it's on the southern border. I don't understand. Why is everybody pushing back on this? Brandon, you gave me the elevator talk. You're like, no, it's going to be great. You're not going to go make the South great again? He's really focused on it.

It's not your marketing strategy. Stop smiling about this. You need to say this is not true. Not just stare at him and laugh with a smile. I'm just overwhelmed by how much I missed Rich. I know stare at him and laugh with the smile. No, I just, I'm just overwhelmed by how much I missed Rich. Yeah, yeah. He's like the best of people.

So I know, congratulations on getting on that local paper in the vegan restaurant. We were so proud of you for that fucking paper. How many times are you going to spit out

your drink today? You're at least like four. I haven't had breakfast, dude. You're really having a ball. I'm having a ball. It's a great shot, Joe. You're a special guy. Yeah.

Because of the mental disabilities. Three in the afternoon. It's great that we're finally going to vote one of those people in. They can do anything. They just did that. Who was it? France or Spain? Oh, yeah.

Somebody with Down syndrome. Yeah. It was a female. Let me see them cheeseburgers. What are you doing with that sandwich? That green cheese sandwich thing. I saw you got that son of a bitch is making midnight. I'm not gonna... What are you doing on the sandwich? I'm making that grilled cheese sandwich, Danny. I saw you got that son of a bitch who's making him at night.

I'm not making him at night, Dad. I'm making him at night. Thank you, Mr. King Trout. King Trout, everyone. This is Brandon's campaign manager. Which explains so fucking much. Did you get us grilled cheese? I love your dress like...

I got that grilled cheese, Danny. He's dressed like a guy from Detroit that's in Las Vegas. That's what he's dressed like. My first time here, really exciting, proud to meet you. Brandon I got that grilled cheese. He's dressed like a guy from Detroit that's in Las Vegas. That's what he's dressed like. My first time here, really exciting. Brandon's got fat burger. Brandon Herrera. Is it up to his standard?

Yeah, take a bite. Is it in and out? No, it's fat burger. How is fat burger? It's good. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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I said pig, what was it? It was like pig. Pig in. There's my face. The ugliest photo I think they could have used, which And I said, what was it? It was like pig, pig in. There's my face. The ugliest photo I think they could have used, which I mean, makes sense. So the top of it in big bold letters said pig in and the bottom said pig out. And the top half of the top third of the page was all about me. And it was like it was just total propaganda of like how I'm a shitty person and how he's done all these things.

And like none of it's, you know, it's all just so slanted on one side if I pulled over somebody and gave them a ticket they'd be like pulled pulling uh an Asian American elderly female with diabetes over and gave her a ticket for speeding you know like when you say it like that it sounds horrible but I just gave somebody a ticket for speeding. All I did was hit her. You just described the most dangerous. Vote for Reagan. It's all either Twitter or political campaigns. They're the richest channels.

I remember reading that out loud. I was with my family at Christmas when that came out. Reading what? The article when it came out. Which article? My thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It was funny as shit. My brothers were like, did he really do all that stuff? I mean, kind of. Well, yeah. I mean, he did. Don't say it like that, but yeah. He hit somebody on a motorcycle. It's called a fucking accident for a reason.

Yeah. It's fucking a motor vehicle accident. Wait, you hit somebody on a motorcycle? Yeah, like three years ago. On purpose? No, it's called an accident. He died though, in Asian way? No, he was fine. He tried to fight me in the hospital. What? Yeah, and then he sued the city

and me. What? Yeah, he's just like, you broke me. And I was like, when I gave you your tickets in the hospital because I immediately gave you aid, you literally jumped out of bed and tried to fight me. And then his suit's going nowhere because when he was interviewed by, like, the Channel 4 News, not a fan of me, he brilliantly stated, well, yeah, the officer had his lights on and my friends and I all flew away from him on our motorcycles. I'm like, did you just admit on the interview fleeing from me when I'm trying to stop you from being jackasses on your motorcycles, zipping in and out

of cars, potentially hurting somebody? Anyway, so anyway. Oh, they were running. What's the great part about motorcycles is that you're not going to hurt somebody else. No. You don't have to have insurance on them. It's like one of the few motor vehicles. Well, in Washington and L.A. and everything, you didn't have to have insurance.

I don't need to pay insurance in Texas. Fuck. Yeah, because chances are you're just going to die if you wreck. That's how they look at it. I think you still need liability, at least in Texas anyway. But, yeah, you're just going to, you know, what are you going to do? Hurt a minivan. Right.

Brandon, you know, I'm Mexican, not paying insurance. It's unheard of. This is a one-off. From what I'm told. I don-off. I don't know. We're starting to import them up to New York now. Mexicans do not. Mexicans get forced out by Puerto Ricans

and Puerto Ricans do not like Mexicans because people confuse Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. But unless you're in New York. Because if you're in New York then everybody's Puerto Rican. And then the Mexicans are like, no, man, I'm Mexican, you know? I love your Mexican accent. It's so terrible. It's so bad.

It makes me so mad. It's so bad. You say, hey, what are you doing? What do you mean? But that place was their breakfast place, and they're like, here's just a fucking article about it. So your Sofia Marguera accent? Yeah, beautiful. Recently single, Sophie. how are you doing?

Shit, I'm taken. What happened to Ed O'Neill? They split. So anywho, article comes out, says all these things about me and makes it in a bad light. And then the middle article, and you can tell it's just horrible propaganda. They talk about cop city in Atlanta. And now they're like, they're spending $100 dollars on these cop training facilities to train them how to shoot you're like yeah that should be a good thing don't you fucking want them to know how to shoot

and then and that's its own thing because it's all about fire and like their their fire department and and their city and stuff like that so everything in there is just slanted towards anti-cop hate and bottom says pig out and it's our retired sheriff uh because he retired didn't run again on the last term and they were like he's a piece of shit because he was taking uh photos with people at a protest and they were white supremacists three of them and so since he was there he's he supports that you're like no dude he's just the sheriff making sure that there's law and order during a protest, which anybody could do, racist or not. And he's just like, OK, cool.

Enjoy your protest. And then walked away. They're like, bigot. I think he's like legally required to do. Yeah. So just in a photo, just getting fucked. So then you said the sheriff was making sure there was no violence at a protest. Yep.

Doing his job. Did you thank them for the article when you picked it up? No, I got one. That was my favorite part. You went and picked one up in person. I picked up the only one that I saw. So I went to the coffee place because it was on a community bulletin board. And my friend sent a photo of it to me.

And I was like, where is it? She's like, it's at this coffee shop. I'm like, of course it's at that coffee shop. It's not a coffee shop. There's a fat coffee shop. It's called. It's got this coffee shop. I'm like, of course it's at that coffee shop. So, there's a fat coffee shop. It's called, it's got really good coffee. But everybody should go there and,

No. Jesus Christ. They're good people. Of course the Irish laughed at that. He's like, shut up Protestant. There's a drink in the background. I'm like, shut up, Protestant. There's a drink in the background. I'm like... We're just here at a Catholic coffee shop.

You know what? I heard him talk about it at lunch. He's like, I can't stand it. The Arabs brown-washed car bombs forever. He's like, we started it. You know? Don't take away our history. And I was like, yeah, I stand it. The Arabs browned washed car bombs forever. It's like, we started it. You know? Don't take away our history. And I was like, yeah, I get it.

Bye, Dave. Enjoy your pee. ATF is still coming, bud. He's building a bomb right now. Next person to go to the bathroom just blows up. Jesus, Dave. That's not how you blow up a bathroom. Jesus Christ.

Good. It is if they're not Catholic. Now, Nick, we were talking earlier. I wanted to deep dive onto your, um, the guy you just did a video about of the best anti-hero now. I don't know about best. He's one of them. You said it in the fucking video. I said he's one of the best okay well

It's a fucking dope bad story. I never heard Deep dive for that How they get tanks on the beach at D-Day, and then I googled it and I was like oh oh shit You text me like 2 in the morning. You're like working on a video. Yeah, it was I was fucking freaking oh, oh shit. You text me at like two in the morning. You're like, I'm working on a video. Yeah, it was. I was fucking freaking out for like four hours. I was like, oh shit. The Germans didn't invent the Blitzkrieg.

It was this guy. See, I didn't know that. Why did you text me about that? I was curious. I don't have many people that are up that late that would understand. That's fair. I don't have that many autistic friends. What those words are, yeah.

You're like, so the Blitzkrieg. I was going to text the German guy what Blitzkrieg might be. Yeah, I'm not interested at all. Jerk. You're asleep. I'm up till two in the morning. Oh, there you go. Eastern Standard Time.

A vote for Eastern Standard Time is a vote for Brandon Herrera. Oh, God. A vote for Carbob's Brandon. It's the most offensive one yet. So this gentleman is named? Percy Hobart. Sir, Major General Sir Percy Stanley Claythorne Hobart. So is it rank then knighthood?

Rank then knighthood, yeah. Because knighthood is part of your name, I think. He came out of retirement for this, correct? Rank changes. So he fought in World War I, got a military cross, came out of World War I, went to college. And then he is like volunteered to be in the tank corps. And nobody else wanted that job because it was like, oh, tanks are just for going from one trench to the other. We're not going to do anything else with them ever again.

And the military is mostly ran by like cavalry guys. It was when horses were huge in World War I. So they, like, didn't believe in tanks. And then, so, yeah, he, like, developed all these fucking tactics. Nobody wanted to listen to him. So they hated him. And then he ended up banging some other officer's wife. They divorced.

He married her. So now they all really hate him. What a chad. Yeah, I know. Miriam, I would like to stuff you while your husband's away on training. What say you? Hey, your husband's on a horse.

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using his tactic that he developed that they told him wasn't going to work, and then Churchill himself pulled him out of retirement. So the blitzkrieg, he actually had that before it was they started using that tactic he was like hey this is what you need to do and they didn't listen he developed it and then convinced the british military to let him do like a humongous training exercise and all the umpires were officers so they made it be like no that didn't work no that's wrong that didn't work so like shot down his blitzkrieg and then all the officers are basically were officers, so they made it be like, no, that didn't work. No, that's wrong. That didn't work. So, like, shot down his blitzkrieg. So all the officers were basically like, yeah, you don't want to be fast and violent.

Yeah, exactly. Those two things are really, really terrible. You've got to be gentlemanly. Terrible. Would you agree? Would you compare it to the more recent war gaming kind of strategy where it was a Marine general and he had to act like an insurgency to take on all the American forces?

That's overblown. I looked into it. Is it really? It's overblown. Really? I it. Is it really? It's overblown. Because I was told that the first time he did phenomenal, and the second time they war-gamed it so that he was just, they tied his hands behind his back. Yeah, so I looked into it because that's exactly.

So what's the original story for those who don't know? So the original story is that they brought this Marine general out of retirement to, like, do, be the bad guy, lead forces for a war game. And, like, apparently he won, and then they called the whole thing off as a fluke and canned it, and then this guy wrote a scathing letter.

It was this big dramatic piece, so I was going to do a video on it, and actually looking into it, it didn't take long to realize that no, a lot of that shit that guy did didn't make any sense. It was like, well, a lot of that shit that guy did didn't make any sense. Oh, okay. It was like, well, you're not going to – you can't intercept my communications because I'm not going to use any electronic devices. I'm going to send a letter carrier on a motorcycle.

Yeah. But also that letter carrier is going to get there in three fucking seconds. Oh. So like he was like saying like I'm not using technology, but he was treating it like it was technology. So they're like, no, that's bullshit. You don't get to claim that you're doing the math for targeting data in enough time to intercept a fucking missile traveling. While they're driving, they're doing hand and arm signals with the flag.

So it's simultaneous. I love how Ryan just stimming. They're like, I don't know what's going on. Their coordinates are 1375 by North Chocolate Milk. I want some Skittles. What? What? Sir.

Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir. Donald Trump has funny looking hair.

Why, orange man? I want more. Sir, the 7th Tech Division needs chicken nuggies. And a milkshake. The flying man is not making eye contact with me. He never will. I just love the fact that, like, when you came to my house, like, I have a whiteboard full of, you know, fucking just, you know,

schedule shit that I got to work out, but, like, video ideas and things I have. I was talking about doing a video on the Pepsi Navy thing, and you're just, like, faking gay. Sick of hearing about it. You looked into it. Not that big of a deal. What was the original story with the Pepsi Navy? Can I tell it? Because I never get to make the fucking

video now. So that's really cool. Sorry. I was going to do a video and it is overblown. You're right. People don't really know the nuance but but basically, essentially, the Soviet Union, once they, you know, were collapsing because they kind of did that because they're communists, they— Communism doesn't work?

No. Nick loves communism. I mean, it works against your will while you're hungry. He loves it. They wanted Coca-Cola. They just wanted fucking soda. And so they, just like every restaurant in the country, when they can't get Coca-Cola, they talk to Pepsi. And so they actually made a deal with some of their old warships and things like that.

And they ended up basically trading warships, like battleships and things like that, for diets or just for soda. The Russians gave battleships away? Yeah. And duds. Well, they were trash, though. Yeah, they were trash. They were scrappy. It was like full military giveaways for soda. The Russians gave battleships away? Yeah. Well, they were trash, though. They were scrapping. It was like full military giveaways for soda. So for a technical period,

Pepsi had the seventh largest navy in the world. By, like, tonnage, yeah. Yeah. Which is fucking ridiculous. But it was also just fucking scrap old warships. Can you imagine the owner of PepsiCo just, like like looking outside of his window one day and be like...

Who wanted to get seven fucking summer weeks? It was like... It was Kylo Ren from the new Star Wars. I know what I have to do. I just don't know if I have the strength to do it. It's just this guy just coming, sitting down. He's just like, we're never going to financially recover from this.

What the fuck are we going to do with these things? It's Russian steel. You can put your finger through it. Okay, so the funny part about that, it wasn't Coke that they wanted. They wanted Pepsi because fucking, I think it was Gorbachev came over to America, and they were giving him the tour of like, hey, here's how not being a communist looks. And he thought it was awful. Before he did Papa John's commercials.

Yeah. Did Gorbachev do a Papa John's commercial? No, wait, Papa John wasn't around over then. Why are you feeding into my ego like this? It was, right? I don't know what's happening. Pizza Hut. There we go.

Papa John's in there. You know what they do? He did do a pizza commercial. Gorbachev did a Pizza Hut commercial. Yes, that's what it was. Yeah. Big fucking liver spot motherfucker. You know who else works?

You know who else works? You know who else works with Pizza Hut? It's DMI, Rich. DMI works with Pizza Hut. What's DMI? Nothing. We can't get into it now. Is it DEI?

Is that the? Dairy Management Incorporated. Oh, that's that's right the cheese i also found out they have a the cave in springfield missouri all right anyway um so yeah no he came over and they're like i don't know he was trying different sodas and i think i don't remember exactly how it was but like pepsi came out and they're like, here's our cola. We made it with water from the USSR. And he's like, this is fucking delicious. And then he got a picture.

The only thing Gorbachev was ever wrong about. Water? So he. He's a joke. He's right about water. Yeah, so that's why Pepsi became super popular. It's because they, like, literally just tricked him. No shit. To get in that famous picture of him drinking Pepsi. You're shitting me. No. Oh about a lot. Yeah, so that's why Pepsi became super popular. It's because they literally just tricked him. No shit.

To get in that famous picture of him drinking Pepsi. You're shitting me. No. Oh my God. Yeah, so that was the whole deal. And then originally they were trading, the USSR was trading vodka in exchange for Pepsi, and then Pepsi was selling the Soviet vodka, and they had a licensing agreement. They were the only ones allowed to sell it in America.

But then after the whole fucking Cold War and human rights violations thing, it became less popular to drink that. So then they had to trade them battleships, yeah. It's a good time. That's fucking insane, just trading battleships, which I would definitely take. I mean, fuck it, why not? And thus began the Russian oligarchy's norm of, do you want some military equipment for good shit that we could actually use?

We'll trade you 10 soda pops. We've got this AK that's kind of a rifle, kind of long sniping, very, very quiet. It can't go through anything, but it sounds and looks neat. You could be talking about three things right now. And that's why it's funny. A vote for Russian propaganda is a vote for Brandon Herrera. There's actually conspiracy theorists. I'm dead fucking serious.

There are left-wing fucking asshole conspiracy theorists saying that I'm a Russian plant right now, which is the funniest shit in the world. Like, never been to Russia. Don't fucking. Next to Nick, I'm one of the biggest people who just talk shit about communism all day long. It's just like the opposite of my ideology. But they're now saying because obviously the AK sphere. It's like he's been seen around known Russian military operatives.

He's a plant from Russia and Putin. Like I legitimately have people that comment on every fucking thing I do calling me a Russian plant. From commutes that become learning sessions to dishwashing filled with laughs, podcasts can help you make the most out of your everyday. And when it comes to everyday spending, you can count on the PC Insider's World Elite Mastercard to help you earn the most PC Optimum points everywhere you shop. The PC Insider's World Elite Mastercard, the card for living unlimited. Conditions apply to all benefits. Visit pcfinancial.ca for details. It is weird. It's really well, even reading some of your articles that they're like

your attack articles. I'm like. What? This is not my homie at all. I have no idea what they're talking about, but it's hilarious. It is. It is fucking crazy how much shit they just make up just for an article. I think I need to get an AK guy shirt. And I hate where this is going with this and a wig where I can slick back my hair and like wear his glasses. And then I gave you a pair. I know. Yeah. I still have them is going. I stand awake where I can slick back my hair and wear his glasses.

I gave you a pair. I know. I still have them. Good. Yes, of course. You get a good tan going. My $7 Amazon shades. I'll just grab my wifey's like, oh, no, that's down.

Yeah, that's not bad. Almost got me. You almost got me. Almost. I'll just grab my lab. No, no. That was like a tan. just getting my word out. No, no. That was like a tan. A tan.

A tan. An olive-skinned person. You're training for a bodybuilding competition. Yes. Yes. Just anyway. And then it's not racist if you have a six-pack. Directly.

I'm pretty sure that's the rule. We'll see. Nick coming out with a black face with an abs. That's still racist, buddy. You're not going to get me. I don't have abs. It's not going to work. If only Trudeau was fit.

I'm not even going to try. But just address all of the obscure, random, outlandish things. They're like, he's the Russian plan. I just sit there and be like, as the AK guy, I see no way that I'm connected with Russia. Rack an AK, just throw up a bunch of Ruples in the air. Loss with Donnie and do a shot of fucking Stoli. What's funny is I need to have a random video where I'm in front of that. We have a giant Russian flag in the shop.

A vote for Russia. That they pledge allegiance to every day. Because we have, yeah, exactly. Well, because we have every country that the AK has ever been made in. All, like, from, like, start to finish. All the way, like, from, you know, 1947 until now. Was that, like, 12 countries? It's an entire wall.

I know. It's a big. The USSR. How many of them are still around? Well, so the thing about ComBlock countries, they tend to break off into smaller ones. They have a life cycle. Well, because it's like the jar thing with Yugoslavia.

Oh, I thought he was talking about where the guy sits on it. No. Stop it. Stop it. Rich, do you know the story of? One guy, one jar? That's what happened. Wait, I don't know what's going on.

What are you talking about? With Yugoslavia? That's where he did that. Mr. Trouslaw. There was a Yugoslavia? No, that's what started the entire Yugoslav Civil War. Oh, that video? Yeah.

No, not the video. I've told you this on the podcast, I'm sure, right? Start at the beginning, Brandon. I'm confused. So, the reason why Yugoslavia broke off into five different fucking countries, like Slovenia, fucking Macedonia, a bunch of other... Lithuania. Yeah.

Mesopotamia. Mesopotamia, of course. There's a lot of Anias. There's a lot of... A vote for Ania is a vote for Brandon. Never mind. So he puts a jar up his ass. Yes.

So there was a lot of regional tension in the area at that time. And the guy decided to, I guess, you know, to be, you know, to be funny. I want to create peace. It's like I'll just do a funny Internet video sits on it. It wasn't a video. He was literally just fisting himself the fucking glass. It broke, you know, really like medical problem if you've never had broken glass in your ass. So the guy goes, and he claims that, I think,

a Slovenian gang did it to him. Like, fisted him with a fucking glass. Claims that happened. That started the entire Yugoslav Civil War that ended up killing a lot of people. Because he lied, he was embarrassed that he fucking popped a glass. He was afraid to say, I fisted myself with a fucking mason jar.

That sound of that popping of the glass, I will never forget. There's one video on... You were there? Yeah. I'll do that video. Brandon was sitting there like, Eli started the Yugoslav Civil War?

I was like, these settings aren't right. Let's do it again. One more. Tism took over. Dude, he's just pulling the shards he's just like dude if that video came out now the comments underneath it would be like hilarious that's ketchup not real blood russian plant side note the comments right now on a lot of videos we were talking about cody um uh who just had you who uh fuck burt kreischer and who's the other guy

tom segura tom segura talking about those comments and the new youtube algorithm or not youtube ig have you seen them where it's like yeah you'll see somebody pop up and they're trying to be like body positivity or something and you just know why is that showing up in my feed? You click it, 8,000 comments, and you're like, oh, I know where this goes. That one roly-poly woman with the coffee that they talk about... Eight from France? By the way, go Bills. She's a Bills fan.

Sorry that we lost again. Again. Again. So I guess they said that she's huge on TikTok, and TikTok is a very different space than His tick tocks like everybody's the permanent other and you know, is that your day? Oh, it's so nice. And then Instagram is kind of like the photography again like slower. Yeah A vote for sucking dick is a vote for Brandon. It's a whole shirt.

Buffalo place officer endorses every comment under this video. So Buffalo PD endorses congressional candidate Brandon Herrera, Texas District 23. I'm not going to lie. I think I could get our union to poll for that. That would actually be really funny just for me personally. I would love that. I'll bring it up in a union meeting. Let's make that happen.

Well, if you can do it soon, I'll put that on my wall forever. Just because it's yours. That's why it has a special importance for me. It's kind of like a replica Medal of Honor. It does something. But does it? But it's not quite yet. Not quite yet.

Republicans love being supported by unions. My best joke might have been like the Pepsi thing, but that was my favorite. You're proud of that one. An endorsement from an out-of-state union is a lot like a replica medal of honor. It'll get you something at Applebee's. It's a good cult. But everybody else knows it's not the real thing. It's great when you go to Denny's. We love it. I love Denbee's. It's a good cult. But everybody else knows it's not the real thing. It's great when you go to Denny's.

We love it. I love Denny's. If the viewers don't know, you get a lot of free meals. There's an entire journey you can go on, which we're trying to take. Oh, we talked about that. We want to take Brandon. I always wanted to have the idea. Let's go from like 7 a.m. to fucking like 7 p.m. Just the entire 12 hours. Just going from free meal to free meal.

Oh, people map that out. I'm sure they do. But you can meal prep, because you just take it to go. That's what I like the most. I don't think you can take it to go. I think you can sit down, you can order it, you can have a drink, and then you can get it to go box, but I don't believe you can get them to go. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. You sit down for, you know, 20 minutes, and then just...

We're just talking about your whole, like, two weeks planned out. Fucking a whole day. A vote for ripping off normal restaurants is a vote for brendan herrera fuck you this is why i love rich it just pokes everyone he's like nope this is i do these things can afford it i do things where like i'll i'll keep i'll do something and i'll do it a bunch and it'll be like funny at peaks and then it starts to get like lame and then i can i know it's every joke and then all of a sudden it just gets even better after that like down peak it just I hope that's what he thinks yeah hey you know you you will

carry a joke channel right really hoping that my sex life wasn't a total lie oh god that uh that over bad bad sexes vote for Brandon will you please make that skit that I sent you I want you to make that video I will give you the best fucking mediocre wienering of your life buddy that's my line I don't remember the company but there's a company selling

powdered caffeine now and it comes with like a little spoon for you to snort it's called blow they're doing ads on Instagram. That's hilarious. It came across my shit and I sent it to Rich and I was like,

will you please, will you please make a video of somebody pulled over trying to explain to you that it's not cocaine? Cause that'd be the, I can hear a bitch in, really,

really, is it guy? It's caffeine. That's your nose coffee. You need to do it. Guy. Wait, are you? Is it guy? It's caffeine. That's your nose coffee. Do it Wait, I know wait. Are you sure it's nor guys? Is that wait? It's called a little it's called bump. That's what's called. Yeah, but that little wallet was that you got You never had the fucking right over there. Oh don't blow up my spot what are you talking about you were already like

like dude you're I see your people like I get piss tested regularly because my last name is Ty

no we must do it no no no no no no yeah no yeah kind of they have it and like literally the commercial was

they had like this little clear glass bottle what the fuck that shit kills you. And it says bump. And they put it on their hand. And they're like, it's caffeine for kids.

Are you fucking serious? Well, I didn't say that. I'm like, Jesus Christ. But was it like put it on here and snort? Yeah. They actually like showed that in the video. Like you snort it. It's caffeine.

It's like straight caffeine. And so you got your. There you go. I love your fucking. It might sound crazy. It is. Drinking caffeine can take 45 minutes. That doesn't.

Try to bump. Try to bump on the hand. And then they show Ric Flair on cocaine. On cocaine. I think it's a trash product. Because they take all these. Like you know that WWE didn't allow them to use that from Ric Flair. So this is some weird Chinese company that's making some gimmicky bullshit for everybody to buy, like fucking fidget spinners.

So they can wait for it to get super popular like Zins did and then just put fentanyl in it so it kills all of us. Yeah, Chinese government. I see you. Oh, please go. I like in your own videos you will not do the accent. We talked about this with the video about the Chinese guy. I was like, did you want to do the accent? No, I was.

I'm a Japanese man. I'm a Japanese man. Japanese is very good. And he comes from down here. Arigato gozaimasu. And then my Chinese accent is just Mr. Kim from South Park. You want a shitty beef? Okay. You want a shitty walk? from South Park. You want a shitty beef? Okay.

You want a shitty walker? You need a shitty brain? A shitty airplane? It's right here. You want to take the caffeine bump? Very good for you. Make you very wide awake. You want a shitty caffeine?

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Our product, A-okay. My mom paid the Fed. No. Have you ever heard of Fort Drum? Not the one in New York. The one in the Philippines? No. I'm doing a video on it.

Or I did it already. It's getting edited. It's fucking. Go on. America, right after the Spanish-American War, they took an island at the mouth of Manila Bay called El Frale Island. They cut it down to eight feet above the waterline, completely leveled it, built a giant concrete bunker with battleship guns on top. So it looks like a battleship, but it's just sitting in the mouth of this. You mentioned that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just sitting there, and it's been there forever. And then in World War II, they were literally the last people to surrender when the Philippines fell to Japan. Because they couldn't, like, the Japanese kept trying to get them. But the concrete was 36 feet thick and it was reinforced with steel. Oh, yes. I know what you're talking about. They couldn't fucking touch them at all.

It's technically a ship, isn't it? No, it's an island. They call it the Concrete Battleship because it looks like a battleship, though. Was that in your last video that you mentioned that? No, I think I told you yesterday. He's just repeating old content now. No, he doesn't even come out yet. Dude, this is crazy because it is America

being as America as possible. So the whole moral of the story was like, don't fuck with America's boats. Well, technically not a boat, but it's close enough because the Japanese, you know, they... It's in the water and it has guns yeah exactly so water japanese were uh in it in 1945 when we came back to the philippines and they opened up on a pt boat with machine gun fire that's right and that went up the chain of command and they're like oh let's get it so they tried to drop bombs on it obviously didn't work

tried to shoot with naval guns obviously didn't work and then the chain of command's like fucking get the blueprints and give it to a platoon of combat engineers and see what they come up with. Fucking combat engineers are like, I need a company of infantry. I need 4,000 gallons of gas and diesel, 600 pounds of TNT and some white phosphorus grenades.

And then they put 4,000 gallons of shit in the air vents and lit the whole thing on fire. It smells very strong like a gasoline now. So how did they deploy the gas in the vents? Did they fucking land? No, they had two boats. They landed and the guys ran out. Actually, they built showers.

A vote for the Holocaust is a vote for Rich High. I was like, come on, it's a World War II job. Nobody gets their showers. How do we gas them out? Well, there's been some people that were doing it. Well, you guys are working on that in New York with your tunnels. Let's figure out how to work that out. Well, right when the hell did...

Underground Jews are just popping up like groundhogs. Right? How did underground Jews are just popping up like groundhogs? Right? They saw their shadow nine more years of inflation. Like people. They scurried back down. Don't look at me and tell me that Christianity is crazy. Jews rising out of the ground like crazy in Central Park.

Did you hear the tweet, though? The one guy that is like, six months before this, there was a tweet from a guy, and he's like, I swear to God I hear Yemen under my house, and I'm on the basement floor. You hear Yemen? Or whatever. Yiddish. Yiddish.

Yiddish. Yeah. They're just doing the railing wall in the basement. These hoothies are getting out of hand. But it's a dude on the basement floor. He's like, I swear to God, I hear Yiddish under me. Three months later, there's fucking Jews under my house, and I'm on the basement floor.

What the fuck? Then his last tweet was like, y'all owe me an apology. He linked the article. Fucking amazing tweet. There's a video of NYPD sergeant. He's a total beautiful Italian man. Just yoked. And he's got his sergeant stripes on.

All his patrol officers are around him. And these Jewish cats are just like, what are we doing? Let us in here. He's like, hey, yo, no. We're getting everybody out of here. We're filling it up tonight. You can't do this without a payment.

The concrete shit? Yeah. They're like, you can't do this. He's like, you can't be digging random things into the ground we're filling it up they're like when are you going to fill it up we're getting everybody out and we're filling it up tonight and it was just like yeah

I love Shane Gillis and Theo Vaughn talked about that on their podcast they're like this is the most anti-semitic thing I've ever seen in my life they did it like now you're going to have like children growing up in New York City beware the ground Jews will get you most anti-Semitic thing I've ever seen in my life. They did it. They did it. Like, now you're going to have, like, children growing up in New York City.

Beware, the ground Jews will get you. You better eat your candy, otherwise the ground Jews are going to get you, little Jimmy. If you don't go to church on Sunday or Easter Sunday, God forbid you miss it, the ground Jews are going to come up on a broad day 15th and they're going to snag it and they're going to drag it down. They're going to drag it down in the tunnels. You remember Jonathan?

Nobody sees Jonathan anymore. You know why? Because he was a bad kid, never listened to his parents. And I bet you the ground Jews got him. I can't wait to see Wendigan's new cryptid tier list and the ground Jews are on it. Can you imagine, like, NYPD special victims unit? Be like, you know, Ice Cube comes out. They're saying that the ground Jews came out of the ground.

The Snatchies kid. No, we haven't seen the ground Jews in 13 years. All I can picture is you getting sent into the tunnels as you use a... What's the candle? The outflash light? No, not menorah. The candle. Seven of them go out.

Wait, wait, wait. Seven of them go out. I want you to hold this like it's a candle, all right? Puzzle top. That's what's gonna happen. Somebody's gonna come up with the danglies, and they're just gonna go, Mazel tov.

It's like the conjuring. It's like, Mazel tov. Yep. Credited. Fucking Christ. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. In New York City, there's a special group dedicated to special crimes. This group is called SGU. Special Ground SGU.

Special Ground SGU unit. You know, just S-C-U-I-N-S. All right, so before my book. I guess that this ground wasn't kosher. Before my credit score gets any lower, do you want to continue a different conversation? Okay. So Kanye West. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, he was a Jew and a ground Jew.

He rose again. Rising again is a vote for Brandon. I just can't wait for, like, me to be on the stand and them to pull up this podcast. Because they pulled up a Black Rifle podcast. Really? Yeah. No shit. What was it?

I was talking about. Was that the ranch house? No, no. It was a different one. But they, oh, I was on the stand. And they pulled up something. I was talking about pulling somebody over. No, I think it was this podcast.

It was this one. It was unsubscribed. I pulled over a car and it took a while for them to pull over. Oh, never mind. Continue. And, you know, I'm looking at the rookie next to me i'm like yo get ready to run because if they they're taking three blocks to pull over we're only going to be 30 miles an hour they're ditching something or hiding something you know get on alert and he's like okay okay i'm

like when i stop this car you get out right away just in case they try to run it's like okay so we get out it's chill they're young they got no license i'm like i'll get you out of the car i'm gonna tow the car because you're suspended you got no license. I'm like, all right, we'll get you out of the car. I'm going to tow the car because you're suspended. You got no license, you know, easy peasy. And then there's two guns in the car. So, yeah, womp womp. So did you just fucking say womp womp? Womp womp.

Was that like a slang against Italians? I don't know. No, it's different. Have you seen that interview? It's like Fox or something like that. And the guy's just like talking about like, oh, you talking about like, oh, these immigrants are separated from their families. And the guy just goes, wop, wop. And the guy just loses his shit.

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A vote for driving without a license. I guarantee you vote for Brandon Herrera. I guarantee you I've got a gun. Unregistered. Because he's an American. There's nothing funnier than your car breaking down with guns in the backseat. You not being able to leave your car. I just remember you telling the story. I was on my way back from drive tanks in the backseat. You not being able to leave your car. I just remember you telling the story.

I was on my way back from drive tanks in Uvalde. On my way back to San Antonio. Uvalde. That sounds familiar. Go on. It's in my district, Rich. Shut up. We were on our way back. That sounds familiar.

We were on our way back. Oh, some Australian made a video about it. Oh yeah, some Australians. We were on our way back. That sounds familiar. We were on our way back, and I... Oh, some Australian made a video about it. Oh, yeah, some Australians. Fucking asshole. That I'd love to fucking fight. So I was... You should fight him.

My fucking Raptor motor blew. Like, my motor straight up fucking just no good. Pulled over on the side of the road. I have a fucking M203 on the bottom of a full-auto M16. Cannot fucking leave the vehicle. Otherwise, I'm either fucking stra203 on the bottom of a full-auto M16. Cannot fucking leave the vehicle. Otherwise, I'm either fucking strapping it over my shoulder and, like, trying to hitchhike. I mean, Texas is an open-carry state. It is.

Yeah, it's constitutional carry now. America. A vote for constitutional carry is a vote for Brenton Herrera. That's actually true. That's the first one so far I think that was actually correct. I didn't think that he—okay. I really thought the ground you won was going to be one, but okay. Now you're a campaign man where you can quit chain smoking and having a panic attack.

You fixed it. Good job. He was just like, huh? Yeah! Yeah! Yes! One of the things that I like! But no, I was literally having to chill and watching Narcos on Netflix on my phone as

I'm just sitting there drinking water, trying not to die at 100 degree temperature as I have a grenade launcher, three machine guns, whatever, in I'm just sitting there, just, like, drinking water, trying not to die at 100 degree temperature, as I have a grenade launcher, three machine guns, whatever, in the back of my fucking car. And very much in the middle of nowhere. That's not the beginning to a good corner. I don't know what it is. Middle of fucking nowhere. Some hot officer just, like, pulls up. You need some engine help, sir? I do.

Do you have any registered weapons in this car? I do. Machine gun? Something else. Sir, before we continue this conversation, I think we need to put me in handcuffs. I'm going to patch you down for weapons. Ow, ow, ow. Officer, hi. A vote for police court is a vote for

Brandon Herr. Dick High is a great porn name. Yeah. Dick High. Yeah, Dick High is a very strong porn name. There's a lot of people in Buffalo, New York that are like, he missed his calling. I mean, because they don't want me to be a cop, not because I'm good at porn.

Or because of what you did as a cop. Allegedly. They never found the bodies. You haven't been in much news lately. Because I'm a detective Congratulations on stepping up I got a good pat on the back the other day I can't talk about it because it's still an ongoing investigation

Jesus Christ No, I mean in a good way I was the detective investigating It's not about him, Brandon Brandon's like, Jesus You're a detective, you talk about an investigation We automatically assume it's against you That makes sense Oh, there is the AG's office, Jesus, fuck. You're a detective. You talk about an investigation. We automatically assume it's against you. That makes sense.

Oh, there is the AG's office. I forgot about that. Letitia James is a lady. I didn't say that. But yeah, I know there was an incident where it was a big pain in the ass and I had to stay. I had to stay late. I don't think I got out until four in the morning, and I was very, very tired.

And it started at like 8 p.m. So it just took forever for us to get everything and do all the stuff and find all the things. And it was a lot of good patrol officers' work. But I don't want to say I was heading it. That sounds a little big-headed, but I was a major point in assisting everybody in doing stuff. And we had to get it done right. It was a pain in the ass. A four-eighth.

Well, at least you're crushing it. A crime doesn't stop. A vote for crime not stopping is a vote for Brandon Herrera. No. A vote for stopping crime is a vote for Brandon Herrera. There you go. Closer. Yeah.

Brandon, what videos are you working on next? Get that horse till it's glow on top. Well, we talked about it last night, the Gyrojet video. That's one I'm really excited for. Is that the one where the bullet has the propellant in it and it goes? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a rocket pistol. Little rocket. I had to add the zoom to it so then they would know how much I knew about it.

That's what rocket sounds like. Rockets make. It was funny. NASA rocket. Because it's high speed, we're going to have to do our own fucking sound design for that. We're probably going to have to add like fake rocket noise. Oh, 100%. It's all going to be over the top sound design.

Feel free to use zoom. Because people don't. I will actually use that exact sound. It's just your voice in slow motion. That's exactly what it sounds like. That's Rich High actually doing the voice. What's funny is if you slow it down enough, people probably couldn't tell. I make a really good sound.

But what is the other one? You have that one and then. I've got the Liberator one that we talked about. Yeah. One of those dropped in France. Yeah. It shot like what? Six rounds or just the one? One. It's a single. It was extremely...

It rattled three. It was some in the loudest gun ever. It was pretty much just to pop Germans and take their gun. Yeah. I'm told that loading it was so difficult you were better off just popping and then ditch I'm told that loading it was so difficult, you were better off just popping and then ditching it immediately because loading it was so difficult.

I'll put it this way. It's a single-shot gun, so you're popping and fucking ditching it anyway. You're better throwing hands. You're literally sliding a metal slide at the bottom. I mean, it looks like a pair of brass knuckles, honestly. Doesn't it have, like, the ridge in front of the knuckles? One finger. Yeah, it's just a trigger guard.

So it was done by the gas lamp division of GM. So General Motors fucking just stamped this shit out for three bucks. So you're saying that General Motors gas lit the Second World War. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Dun, dun, dun, dun. That one was for me. Wait, so I have a legitimate question. With the rocket bullets.

Still just fucking recovering from that, but yeah, what's up? Isn't it, how difficult is it to get the rocket bullets? Because they're like, they don't make them anymore. Impossible. I have 17 rounds, and they're over $150 a piece. I was going to ask that. And I thought they were more than that. Did it come with the 17 rounds? It came with the 17 rounds.

If you can find them for the cheapest, it's like $1.75. I thought they were extremely expensive. $1.75 for a single bullet is a lot of money. $50 Cal is like $4 a round. I still think that's cheap for rocket bullets.

For 50 cal? No, it's about that, unless you're getting really expensive shit. 338 Lapua is like $10. That's the expensive boys right now. 338 is more than 50 cal, right? Yeah, usually, yeah. And then you go for this rocket round, which is $100-something per bullet. Because they don't make them anymore.

It's literally cheaper to buy 20 mil. It's a really cool design, though. Have you watched it at all? Somebody else made a video on it. Yeah, no. No, because it was in-depth. Matt's great at stuff. I'm not saying Matt's bad.

This one was like an in-depth look at the bullet. How was it? How Flatermouse, I think. I know. I think it was somebody else. Honestly, I think it was like something like legitimate, like a discovery channel. Somebody legitimate. Yeah.

Not like some chump like us that just like buys a camera on eBay and then goes, you know what? I'm just going to figure it all out. No, it was just like somebody that like. Do they have to talk like Kermit the Frog? Yeah, man. Miss Piggy. Don't shoot the round. It's $ somebody that like... Do they have to talk like Kermit the Frog? Yeah, man. Miss Piggy. Don't shoot the round.

It's $125. Fuck! I'm going to Kermit. All I got is a shirt that says, Kermitting War Crimes. No shit. Holy shit, that's such a good fucking shirt. I have a shirt and it's Kermit.

It looks like a Vietnam guy and it says, Kermitting War Crimes. I just love like, our fucking editor is sitting here in the corner, just like, Jesus. He's doing the bad ass. He's got post-it notes, right now time stamps. That's got to go.

Lawyers laughing, though. That's a good sign. As long as the lawyer's laughing, we're good. That's a nervous laugh. He's wearing a campaign shirt of mine. What's it say? Vote for Pedro. Yeah, close. Yep? Vote for Pedro. Yeah, close.

Vote for Pedro. I love you're brown enough to be able to do that shirt and just make it. Brown enough? I mean, Herrera. Vote for brown enough. Vote for Herrera. A vote for Herrera is brown enough. You ain't brown enough if you don't vote for Brandon Herrera.

That's Joe Biden. If you don't vote for me, you ain't black. That's a fucking excuse. I voted for Brandon. Okay, so I want to circle back to your Blitzkrieg thing, because I still don't know any of that shit. Period. The Blitzkrieg and him developing it and then the actual germans using it did germans study his

tech or yeah so like uh heinz gadarian the guy that was like the architect of the german blitzkrieg it was like well no because he had pobart had been doing tank stuff for 25 years at this point 20 years and he had published papers about tactics and everything and um Heinz Guderian had all of his papers translated into German and like had them with him everywhere he went like on mission like it was part of his like documents that he kept on him whenever he needed them so like yeah no they straight up just jacked Hobart's homework and then he literally just right it's like hey this is how we do it because if you don't know the blitzkrieg was highly effective yeah super effective entire world you want to know who's super mad at that video all the fucking weird people that like jerk off to the german military from world war ii they're really

upset the the weiraboos yeah yeah it's it's when it's when it's when a high school kid was like this close to being a school shooter, but just edged it out. And he decided, I'm just going to simp over the German military in World War II because I'm a fucking moron. That's what those are. Weiraboos. To be fair, they were really good at a lot of shit. Not winning. Fuck off.

Get the fuck out of here. Or like picking friends. The Achallians? I love the one guy who was just like, yeah, you know, I'm from Germany, yeah, but our military decided to take a war to the rest of the world, declare war on the rest of the world.

And it was close. Very close. To be fair, yeah. Listen, we're not all doing meth in our Panzers, so yeah, we were a little caught off guard. How dare you talk shit on some Panzer chocolate? Yeah, it was like Panzer something. Panzer Fast or something.

Panzer chocolate. Yeah. Panzer Fast. I still have actually some of that stuff. You still have some Panzer chocolate? Yeah. Literally. Veristel Eike, the Finnish company, actually sells the caffeine chocolate that they would give to pilots and shit like that.

It's the same company. Yeah. They're very proud of their heritage. It's like each one of the little bricks, it's like 12 bricks per little tin. Each one of them is like a cup of coffee. That's like 120 grams or 60 grams. I don't remember, but I've got actually I've got a shitload of them back of the house if you want some. Fuck yeah, I do.

Fucking cast them. Am I being fucking keyed up for a podcast? A letter signed by Mussolini. No shit. Framed in his house. I mean, not like a sense of pride, like, I really like this guy. But like, hey, he's a total goomba. Why not?

What happened? Well, you know, fascism does not work so well in Italy because you get hung upside down and gutted. And that's how it ended for them. They had one of the best buildings in all of American or in all of God damn it, American history and all of world history. It's basically ours. We just gave it back. You're welcome, Europe. As far as like, like, what is fascism like?

They're they're fucking Capitol building or whatever that was. Have you seen it? Yeah. Literally, it's a giant fucking face that looks like Big Brother is watching. I haven't seen that. Jamie, pull that shit up. G-Vamp. I can't believe they got you

from Rogan. We got so lucky. Thank you, Jamie. No, no, no. Don't. We would have to go through another hiring process. It would be really, really uncomfortable, but it would be cool. Speaking of people. Jesus Christ.

Hey, man. Badass. That's a quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No, you shouldn't. It's over Brandon Herrera. Medal of Honor recipient. I also Vote for all the sunny in Philadelphia. Vote for Brandon O'Hara. Medal of Honor recipient. I also like watching all the people get mad because they simp over Soviet bullshit and then watch all the Soviet equipment that they've been talking up for the last 50 years just get shit wrecked.

To be fair. To be fair. To be fair. The only thing the Soviets were ever good at designing was small arms Like whether it came to fucking like vehicles, you know armored armored vehicles airplanes any fucking anything They always kind of sucked at it small arms. They actually had some good stuff the Soviets T Rex's of the Dinosaurs cuz they've got small arms and that's about it No, I was in class. You are a dad, dude. Dad fucking hated that joke.

Like you said, some of them are just for me. I mean, America designed their tanks anyway, so. Which one? Fucking whatever the fuck one they had in World War II, the T-34. Yeah. The T-34 is fucking trash. It's cool. It's cool for, like, history reasons, T-34. Yeah. The T-34 is fucking trash. It's cool. It's cool for like history reasons,

but it's fucking trash. The T-70 is trash. T-72 is trash. Where did the Blitz... Blitzcrank, I almost said. Blitzcrank. Yeah, it's an illegal... That's a different video.

It's an illegal video. Oh, Olga, do you want to see my Blitzcrank? I'm coming over your French border with my blitzcrank. But it was England, right? Where it really just like punched through. France. France, yep. They never punched in England.

It's hard to drive there. It's an island the size of Michigan, you know? I don't know. I literally just got interrupted on the podcast by my own campaign email. He's unfazed by bodies of water. He'll get where he wants. What videos do you have coming up next? Or are we just waiting for the government to fuck up more?

Oh, I think my YouTube's going to be canceled soon. Really? What? Not if I have anything to say about it. When this comes out. Did I call you a what? I don't know. A butt first.

When did I call you? I don't remember. A vote for... When did I call you? I don't remember that. Everything is like it should have happened. You say the words just in case I can't. A vote for... Is a vote for Brandon Herrera. No! Here's your political... I love how we have a habit of milking slurs out of our guests.

I feel... That's the unsub podcast. Is that a slur? I think it's just like... I mean, it's not really a sl i think it's just like like i mean it's not really a slur it's a cleaner yeah it is is it really that negative oh yeah it's a bad that's like that is you don't want to call the the mexican that folk i'm here to learn and listen and he's just explaining it for you what's up oh god fuck you

it's not that bad i like, I don't hear it ever. Like, it's just, you're just like. You're in Buffalo. Yeah, well, yeah, we've got Puerto Ricans. We don't have Mexicans. You have more snow Mexicans than Mexicans. What's a snow Mexican? Canadians.

Oh. He's like, well, that's very true. They are obnoxious. I'll tell you what they're supposed to be the most polite people ever they come down for football games and like hockey games and they are they are some fucking drunken assholes man and they can't drive it's gonna be really expensive to build that wall but i'm not saying we shouldn't do it but they don't really let us in actually yeah that's true i had a buddy they're like we won't let us in, actually. Yeah, that's true. I had a buddy. They're like, we won't let you in.

I was like, to Toronto? Keep it going. I got a pee-pee. Oh, wow. I really just, I don't know what I'm going to do with my life if I can't go to Vancouver. Well, I had a buddy that had a fight in Canada, and like eight dudes were in a van driving up there. One of them had a DUI, and they're like, that motherfucker can't come in. They had to drive back, leave him at a hotel room over the weekend, and go there. One of them had a DUI and they're like, that motherfucker can't come in. They had to drive back, leave him

at a hotel room over the weekend and go there themselves without him. You can't get in, period. They won't let you. And they have a zero tolerance. If you have any alcohol in your system and you get pulled over, you'll get a DUI. Meanwhile, we have like four times over murderers getting stopped at the border. We're just like, oh,

we'll deport you back. They'll deal with it. Do you want to talk about crime, Congressman? Because I can talk about crime, Congressman. I would love to talk to you about crime. Let's do some crime. Okay. Let's do some crime. The world is our oyster, Rich. I feel like, I think it's appropriate that we talk about crime with Trump Tower in the background.

Well, apparently he's, well, I mean, New York. You know. New York, New York. A place so nice, it's riddled with grinders. A vote for New York. No, a vote for not New York is a vote for Brandon Herrera. That one's true, too. That's fair.

It's not bad. Texas. Make Texas Texas again. Man. Have you guys seen the British zombie knivesish zombie knives news shit i did a so fucking i did a live stream on it it's so funny dude my best joke that came out of it wasn't even mine uh somebody put it in the comments and it is is isn't a lawnmower just an automatic knife and i'm like oh god, how are these people

mowing their lawns in England when they've got a fully automatic knife just sitting in the garage? It's not wrong. Just the mindset. Yeah, I look at the zombie knife bullshit going on in the UK right now and I think like, this is what other countries think of when they hear about our

fucking arm brace bullshit. It's such a weird fucking loophole. Another part of that story is there's this guy. He's on the news as news anchor. And there's an elderly gentleman that's also a news anchor across from him because they're doing this interview as news anchors. And the guy pulls out a massive knife. It's just probably a 16 inch knife. Right.

He's like, what do you think when you see this? He's like, oh, and the old guy's like, oh, I'm a fright from a life, you know? And the guy's like, yes, you are. I'm like, so you just fucking threatened him with a knife and created a felony on camera. Even better than that, you just said, yes, you are. Like, you're confirming it. And he goes, no, you can get this knife. I don't know why he's Australian.

I was like, well, you can get this knife. And that's the one that really lied all of us. That's not a knife. This is a knife. You can get this knife. That's not a knife. They really lied all of a sudden. That's not a knife. This is a knife. You can get this knife. So he's like, you can get this on Amazon, but you can only get it if it doesn't have any zombie lettering on it. And I was like, so wait a second. If I scrub off the name zombie, have I deserialized the knife and now made it a felonious knife?

That's a ghost knife. It's a ghost knife. How are we a felonious knife. That's like, that's a ghost knife. It's a ghost knife. How are we going to track these knives? That's their rule. They can't be manufactured with any lettering on it. Like, cause you know, those like shitty gas station knives are like zombie murder.

Eight. It can't say any words. It can be that knife, but as long as it doesn't have the word on it, it's completely legal to them. That's like their loophole. So they just buy a large knife that has no anything on it. Imagine conquering most

of the known world and now you're not allowed to open a fucking Amazon package in your own house. Right. The fuck. It's my favorite thing when we, like, I do any sort of range video. People from the UK, like, I just don't understand why, like, at least our schools ain't a fucking shooting gallery. At least our schools ain't a fucking

shooting gallery. They do that fucking bullshit and it's like, bro, ain't a fucking shooting gallery. Police to our schools, ain't a shooting gallery. They do that fucking bullshit, and it's like, bro, you have a fucking butter knife epidemic. Chill out. Yeah. You got three guys that scream Allahu Akbar on the street, and then 30 people get to stay out. How do we defend ourselves?

All of those videos I see are always from the fucking UK, where it's like somebody just sitting there, just going to town, just like stabbing the shit out of somebody, and there's like 18 people around like, Oi, oi, stop it. Stop. Oi, to you, crumpet. Oi, maybe you should stop stabbing that old woman over there.

And the cops show up and they're like, Oi, hey, stop or I'll yell stop again. I've got a taser. Fuck the UK. Do they have any firearms period there? Of course the Irish like that. It has to be registered. You have to have a reason.

And it's always like fucking like break action, like single fire. Like shotguns. It's old, old, old stuff. 22s are real popular over there. What's really funny though, what's funny about their gun laws is that like suppressors are considered, you know, courtesy. Require, yeah. Yeah. Like they're not, they're not only not regulated, they're like encouraged.

Suppressor laws are fucking stupid. Truly a gentleman would own a suppressor. Of course. But of course. A fine Chinese mule. A succulent Chinese male. You know your judo well, sir. Quit touching my penis.

Let this man grab me on the penis. That's not right, yeah. Where'd you get those heckies? It's the best. It's like $12 in those heckies. It's from the fridge. Never mind. Are those heckies?

$12 in those heckies. When we were downstairs, it was like downstairs. That's like $6 per heckies. Oh, I know. Well, that's like a Bud Light. Jesus Christ. You just sounded like a wake-up on the 90s. It's like, hell, that gives me the heckies. Jesus Christ. You just sounded like a wake-up on the 9-day site.

Hell, that gives me the Ekis. That's $6 per Ekis. It's all done, Sub. You're good. Who else needs an expensive beer? Oh, I'm just drinking tequila. $12 to Sekis. What was it like downstairs? How much was a Bud?

It was $10 for a fucking Coors Light Tallboy downstairs. Dude, every time I buy, I buy like two drinks at Circle Bar and it's like a hundred bucks. Yeah. After tip and everything. It's insane. It's fucking retarded. That's what people last night, they're offering to buy drinks.

I'm like, I got it. I am good. I don't want you to be poor after buying me one. They are $30 per drink at Circle Bar. I went to the Atomic Museum yesterday. Oh. That was cool.

Is the Atomic Museum here? That's super fucking cool. Huh? Is it here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like six minutes away. I hear it'll blow your mind. Oh. No, they was cool. Is the Aton Museum here? Huh? Is it here? Yeah. Yeah, it's like six minutes away. I hear it'll blow your mind.

Hey, y'all. No, they have that. They have, uh, did you? They have the Mob Museum. Stop holding the pigeon. What all could you buy there? It was like the tritium or any of that. I didn't really look at the gift shop.

I was mostly just looking at all the little shit. It was kind of cool because, like, I don't know. All the little side exhibits were the coolest part to me because it, like, tied in all the history. What the fuck is wrong with you? There's a joke about wanting to buy adamantium. You okay, bud? No.

Why were you thinking Wolverine? I don't know. Adamantium. I was trying to think of a joke to go with atoms, and I was just like, adamantium. And then my brain was just like, you're stupid. And then I laughed at myself calling myself stupid. I tried to record it.

They wouldn't let me record in there. That sucked. But whatever. No, no. Yeah. I guess. They specifically are like, no recording. Period.

But I took a bunch of pictures. It was good shit. How far is Trinity's site from here? I don't know. I guess. I think I was drunk site from here? I don't know. Guess. I think I was drunk and I did this yesterday on a podcast. Guess what percent of Nevada is federal property.

That's actually terrifying. I want to say like 85. 80.1. I think the exact guess I made. That's weird. 80% of Nevada federal property. Can you imagine like aliens and 45% of a state that's bigger than all the UK that you just do whatever you want and like, hey, no flies don't fly over this area. We were just like flexing on Europe. We're just like, hey, by the way, the size of your country, we just decided nobody owns that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's for making glass and not going there. It's called it's called protecting NATO. You're fucking welcome. Random thing, kind of building this all together. So government land. I went to Camp Shelby, Mississippi one time. It's in Mississippi. It's horrible.

Really? Wow. And they used to ship Nazi POWs from Germany to the States and put them at Camp Shelby and have them do like work parties and shit like that. So from the sky. What's a work party? A work party? Yeah. A work party. You do work. I like that you attach party to that.

No, it's not a party. A group of people that do a job. You're not getting pepperoni pizza. This is a work party. Voluntold. Voluntold. He has a work party. There was a German POW camp in the town I grew up in, in Iowa. And that's how you got here.

Thanks, Grandpa. Nope. My great uncle actually got sent out as a POW because he was captured in El Alamein. Again, fighting under Rommel. So he got sent out to Texas. And so it's kind of funny how like different areas of my family got. He went back, right? Yeah.

He didn't end up living there. But yeah, it's kind of funny how like different areas of my family got. But he went back, right? Yeah. He didn't end up living there. But yeah, it's kind of funny how all that shit works out. Well, still in Camp Shelby, Mississippi, there is a large mound that's about, I want to say about a football field long, and it is a swastika. It's about five feet high by about ten feet wide. Like each branch of the swastika. The jokes that you're not about to make. I saw that hesitation on the beer.

It's like, there was like three things you were going to say you just didn't. And I know what you're thinking. Of all the states to have a swastika that big, Mississippi? I expect not to. Am I SSSSS? Like being an electrician,

you run into a swastika once in a while That's why there's so many yeses in Mississippi I like it's normal font But the SS are different fonts You thought the SS was bad Get ready for the NYS Man I'm making my attack ads so fucking easy. So easy.

Jesus Christ. There's a factory in the town that I live in, in Iowa, and in one of the fucking mechanical rooms, super old factory, there's like old valves and shit that have swastikas on them. No shit. They've just been in use for that fucking long. It was way before World War II happened. Bought and installed in like the 1930s. German industry.

Impeccable. The swastika has many meanings. It's like Christianity. Not anymore. Well, I mean, depending on the angle. We're not going there. It was Hindu. Was it Christian? Christianity is

when it's downturned on the left side when you're looking at it. If it's going down, that's Christianity. So clockwise. Yeah. And then if it's angled, Nazi. Hindu is straight, but same Nazi symbol.

There is like eight different ones all with the exact same logo. Yeah. Mine's curved too. Christianity is just the exact opposite. Yeah, but do their trains run on time? J-Wolf, you need to just come and show how big you are on camera. We'd love to have you. This is our fucking bodyguard.

Scooch over. This is my head of security. J-Wolf is our homie. J-Wolf, what's your stream? What's your stream out? G-Man, come sit next to him for reference. Just for scale, I'm 250 and I'm 5'10". And this is my friend J-Wolf.

Am I out of frame or? Fucking Christ, dude. Stand on top of the bed sheet. Fuck. I'm almost as high. Like fucking ridiculous sorry to the Spotify listeners that's a big white motherfucker damn

oh shit he had to duck under the light damn you got bigger titties than my woman I'm trying to bully that guy into starting a YouTube channel. I'm trying to bully him into starting a YouTube channel. He'd be really good at it. Dude, the mountain I love. I love.

It's true. What's the name we came up with? Size Matters. Size Matters. Bro, if we did like a year and we just load you up on roids and just get you jacked. That would be terrifying. He's like the fucking mountain. Yeah.

I would just watch you falling on things. With slow-mo? I would just watch you. And your man wanted to fall on you? Yeah. Welcome to episode 14 of the Gravity Podcast. A little person. Hydraulic press channel, but it's his feet just stepping on stuff in slow motion.

You can wear body armor and fall on light bulbs, bouncy balls. A mason jar in Slovenia. The big ass feet just stepping in. Boom, boom. No, we need to get him to shoot Scott's big ass gun, that 4-4. That he lets Eddie Hall and all the other do like normal size I would like to see you do it shirtless though. I'd like to see the ripple just just yeah

That's that's entertainment. Mm-hmm Every door this dude has to actually like bend down and go through You came over to when you came over to my house, that was the time you like. It felt nice because I didn't have to duck under a door for the first time in like four years. So that was Eli bragging about having a nice house. No, I just got tall doors. I feel like a hobbit in that house. It's fucking dope.

You feel like a hobbit in a normal house. They got Harry Potter underneath your master bedroom underneath the stairs for them. I'm like, wow. Master has given Dolby a clock. Dolby's a free.

What? Do what? That will be for after the podcast. What, Dobie? I love this group of humans so much. Are we going to gamble more? We had Jake the lawyer lose all. Jake, how much did you walk away with yesterday?

Negative 600. Plus my money. Jake, so you lost it, gained it back, and then decided to bet it all? Bet it all on red. If that's not Las Vegas in a sentence. Oh. What is the best response? Oh.

You told me to put it all on red. I said 20 on 7. Oh. Oh. Oh. I love my friends just watching him get drunk and then not try. Dude, Tweek was having the time of his life. I just seen you, like, just lighting up and be like, this isn't my money. I'm gambling it.

Like, oh, our boy's going hard last night. That was funny as fuck. Yeah. Dude, everyone's just having a blast. That's what I love in Vegas is everyone just is their best version of themselves. It's like, well, let's get fucking shit wrecked and see what happens. Nick, fucking shit wreck. I didn't get the memo.

Like, I got the emails. I just didn't open them. I didn't know that it was, like, a formal event. I showed up dressed like this. Everybody else is in suits and shit. Well, last night I did. He's like the veteran version of Pat McAfee. It's just

always shirtless you know has something to say that's you know intelligent you know and if you don't like him he's obnoxious as shit that's fair you were supposed to go to Tim's dinner you didn't

I got told I had to wear a blazer I'm not doing it I know you were told you had to wear a blazer you got told you had to wear a blazer. I'm not doing it. I know. You were told you had to wear a blazer. You got told you had to wear sleeves. I'm not doing it. Right to bear arms. What are you talking about? You were like, I want to be on that list. He's like, you gotta find a blazer, but you're like, never mind.

I'm gonna go drink with Chris the Magician and smoke cigars. I texted him. I go, hey, what are we doing for dinner? What are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm at this thing. You need a you got a blazer? I was like, nope, long-sleeved shirt. Oh, yeah, sorry. I came to Vegas. Yeah, I packed my fucking blazer.

No. Yeah, I'm a dad. Well, fuck you, man. I'm not running for Congress. Fuck off. If you wear jeans and a blazer, you're a chode. I said it. Hey, fuck you, dude.

That's my uniform. He looked really good. Case in point. A vote for chodes is a vote for Brandon Herrera. I'll endorse that one too. Brandon, you want to close? Oh, wait. I was going to say, now you can actually with that Chode line, you can

be like, yeah, I got a gun and a small penis. Vote for Brandon Herrera. Take that, libtards. I'll disappoint any woman you want. Jesus fucking Christ. So glad we extended the podcast for that. I know that joke really landed. It was fucking great.

The audience is now wanting more. I'm just picturing my fucking parents watching this episode. Just like, I don't know. A vote for Unsub is a vote for Brandon Herrera. Correct. Thank you guys so much for watching the Unsubscribe podcast. I am joined by Fat Electrician, Angry Cops, and Eli. Thank you so much, and we'll probably see you sexy YouTube mother lovers later.

Fuck you. Correct my name. We'll see you next time.