Unsubscribe Podcast - 145 - Papa Meat Loves Communism ft. The Fat Electrician & King Trout

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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I got cancer. So crazy, what happened? Dude, somebody straight up had a North Korean patch on their bag. How would that be racist? Well, do you guys want to just go like, kind of mess with the ATF a little bit? It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in the 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite at 0% financing for up to 72 months.

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the same thing. Is it your job to worry about me? Oh, shit. Yes, it is. No, Eli and I started the day off at 1030 with veterans. Well, you started the day off at 1030 with veterans. Well, you started the day off at nine with booze.

Don't worry about me, buddy. But then I was happy because I was like, I need to. Here's your questions. I went downstairs. He had a man. I was so ready for me. I was like, fucking let's do this. Boom.

One. I was like, maybe half another one. Cody's like, OK, yep. Four. I was like, oh, my boy's having fun he's getting those nerves off all right public speaking fucks me up everyone yeah and yes i drank a lot before that for the veteran can we say the word or what do we what are we for uh prevention of veterans sewer slide yeah sewer slides yeah so so eli and i did a panel with mr tim kennedy and a couple of other people

brandon opened it too yeah Yeah, Brandon opened it. It was really cool. I opened my day with violent food poisoning. So as soon as I got off stage, I was like, oh yeah, time to go just obliterate the fourth floor restroom. You're like the eighth person this shot show

that's gotten food poisoning. Tim, you, me. Don't order fish in the fucking desert. That's not a great plan. Yeah doing that i ate oysters today uh-oh why would you do that because they look really good the desert eli but they're delicious fantastic but we did that we had the panel we did amazing everyone had timer starts i was about to miss miss an episode for the first time ever no this is also his room so we'll just be hearing him fucking 12 feet away in a bathroom that has no fan. He's waterboarding people. That's what he's doing. Why is he also crying?

Hotels, please, just leave a fan in the room. Just one fan. All we ask. Like a box fan? Yes. Or the overhead fan or something. Because, like, Jesus Christ, if you have to stay in a hotel room with your significant other while you're shitting your brains out and there's no fan and thin walls, that's uncomfortable. That's dope.

Right into the relationship right there. Baptism by fire. Oh, you're going to be a whole new tier after that. Speaking of relationships, your girlfriend's dogs are looking at you right now like, bruh. After what you just did 20 minutes ago. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. Jesus. relationships, your girlfriend's dogs are looking at you right now like, bruh, after what you just did 20 minutes ago. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Yeah. Jesus. I wasn't putting it together. That was a side quest leading up to this. Yeah. Yeah. That was a slow burn on that one. We were just like, do you guys want to just go, like, kind of mess with the ATF a little

bit? Because as one does at SHOT Show. Yeah. I was forgetting that. It's just the wildest thing in the world. Right. Because they even tweeted it. They said, we're going to SHOT Show. Can't wait to see you. The ATF. It's just the wildest thing in the world. Right. They even tweeted it. They said, we're going to SHOT Show.

Can't wait to see you. The ATF. Like fucking Jacqueline's going to a vegan convention. Yeah. What are you doing here? They really, whoever organizes, you know, through NSSF, NSSF, you know, who determines where the booths are or whatever, really needs to put them next to, like, elite canine training unit

or something like that. Some sort of dog joke. Just right across from it. Sarah McLaughlin's just standing there singing in the arms of an angel the whole time. It's a Mexican standoff halfway across the hallway. Oh, man. It's been good. I haven't walked the floor yet.

That was the most I've been on the floor was literally right then to the ATF booth and back. The only other time I was on the floor at all was to do, I had a booth appearance yesterday. Otherwise, I've avoided the show floor. I think Mike went on at Grantham and he got apparently swarmed. Oh yeah, he was down there for a booth appearance. I went and said hey to him.

How was it? Was he like, oh dude, he was getting swarmed. Dude, I thought that I was going to be back here to do the podcast an hour ago but i would walk five like five feet and yeah everyone's like hey take a picture which i love you guys i love it love you guys so everyone's how we do this but so yeah so many people it's awesome to see everyone just rallying behind and just everyone getting a photo. Also, who was the last photo that we had? I've seen some shit this week.

The amount of, I don't know. Look, I'm not saying that they were sent here by North Korea and China to take pictures of fucking everything and not talk to us, but I've seen a lot of swarms of people that are, I don't know, speaking Chinese and have dude, somebody straight up had a North Korean

patch on their bag and was just recording shit and not talking to anybody. Get way up in shit. I don't know why NSSF still allows that, but that's been the meme. They're like, dude, please fix this. These people are here to just take pictures so they can get a

Timu or Wish.com version out two weeks from now. What's their budget version of the Raptor? That piece of shit? The Raptor? No, the J20, the F-22. Oh, jeez. They have a stealth fighter that all the fucking commie dudes jerk off.

Yeah, it's terrible. It's like 30% larger than the F-22. And they're like, oh, it's stealth, but it's fucking enormous. It's got the fucking cross-section signature of a fucking house Flying at you Radar sonar your television It's bigger because we have a bigger gas tank, so it's got better range, which is our selling point But in reality it's because we don't have any fucking aircraft carriers And we can't sustain these things not that f-22s land on aircraft carriers anyways

We do aerial refueling. But my point is they don't have the logistical capability to keep up. So that's why they have to tamper all their shit. Anyways, communism sucks. He took a picture with a bunch of them. Yeah, we almost he you might have fucking killed a man 45 minutes ago. Actually, I think that happened. So, yeah.

Oh, my God. Need a photo right now. They all had cameras. Yeah, we couldn't do that. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, there was three guys that said they were straight up from mainland China. And we're gun influencers from China.

I'm like, are you allowed to have guns there? They're just like, nah. Oh, we can't. No, no, no. Homie said, yeah, we're just going to not talk about that and change the subject. Oh, we can't talk about that they hope they want to take a picture together and it's like oh yeah cool all right you guys ready three two one fuck communism it the one the one dude that was he making the one yes

yes no he said that the one dude that had previously said we're gonna change the subject took the fucking card out of his camera after he did that yeah i swear to god i watched him take the memory card out i might have it on my vlog camera those three gentlemen might be going back to five years of hard labor that all of a sudden their families just never see them again they're gonna be working out to a photo of you wanting to kill you for putting him in those concentration camps. Well, I didn't do that. Communism did. Doesn't say they actually pulled out their memory card.

The one dude did. Yeah. That's fear right there. It's a proper government. Spies, am I right? We talk a lot of shit about our government. All I'm saying, even the communists were using a Sony camera. Whatever.

Can't copy good tech, can you? What else? Cody, we had a good gambling night last night. Everyone was... I cleared a fucking house last night. How much did you win, Cody? Life. Cody won life, and that's all that matters. Negative a lot.

Oh, really? I gave... I pulled $1,000 out. I gave $300 to Heather. I took $300. Gave $100 to him. And now I don't have any money. So...

You know what? That's roulette, dude. That's it. That's why we, dude. That's it. You win some, you lose some. Win some, you lose some, buddy. That's why we do booth appearances. I checked my pocket this morning, and I was like, oh, that's a lot of chips. They're probably fives. It was stacks of 25s. I won like 500 bucks last night.

I was like, I don't remember how. I'm pretty sure it was roulette. Roulette was good. Roulette was very good last night. I cleared house on that. That was my one thing. How much did you make? $3,200.

Don't gamble, kids. Don't gamble. I was walking away. I would walk away. I'd be like, I'm going to gamble. I wouldn't let anyone gamble with me. I'd do one big bet. I'd hear people cheer for me.

I'd be like, hey! I'd walk back, cash out, and I just kept doing that. You look away. Nick comes over, swipes your chips. I'm like, no! for me like hey i won walk back cash out and i just kept doing that you look away and it comes over swipes your chips like no bro you've been doing that for years now like what you and i have been in shaw show together for what four years now yeah and i've seen you do that every single time you just walk up place a bet cover your face that's my good luck. Look away. That's how I approach life. And sex. Yeah, I had to look away.

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Hey! So, wait. I know Brandon knows. I don't think we told Cody about the menthol thing. No, I don't know about menthol. Oh, you two do not know about this. Okay, so, Brandon, how do we do this? Do we play a game where it's like, let's talk about why the government banning menthol cigarettes without it being racist?

Or how do we approach this topic? How would that be racist? I thought we were. Damn, dude. Are we? Brandon got it. He's like, oh. Are you smoking Section A cigarettes, dude. Are we... Brandon caught it. He's like, uh-oh. Are you smoking Section A cigarettes, dude?

They're banning menthol cigarettes. And then we were told that they just wanted to see if we could do a segment on it. So I was like, I think we could piece something together. We could probably piece that together. As if we need more reasons to talk about why the government fucking sucks. One of my favorite topics, actually. Did you hear about that? No. I think you mentioned it the other night, but they Did you hear about that? No.

I think you mentioned it the other night, but they're banning menthol cigarettes specifically? Wow, that's racist. Yeah. Well, those are your words. I'm sorry. I did smoke. I will say I did smoke menthols after gunfights in Iraq. That would be like my one thing.

I had Newport. Yeah, I was about to say, you smoking them Newports? Literally Newport over... You and shoplifters. Section 8 cigarettes. Point of concern. Jesus Christ. Section 8 cigarettes.

Are 40s okay? The 40s are safe. Yeah, those are safe right now. I just don't understand going after those specifically. It's like you don't want to ban cigarettes. You want to specifically ban menthols. Cop got it. Oh, I think we all did.

Oh, we got it. This is what started Civil War II. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. What will start Civil War II is Chuck Schumer just went on TV and talked about how they're going to ban Zins now. Oh, fuck you. The same reason they're banning menthols, I guess. It's just a different crowd.

Wait, is everything getting just banned now? Yeah, Chuck Schumer's like... Zen's not even tobacco. I thought it was just like straight nicotine. Yeah, it's awesome. It's like, I mean, not that nicotine is like good, but it's like the one fucking kind of okay part. It's anotropic.

Chewing tobacco, yeah. What was funny is that a bunch of the influencers in like the sports space and a bunch of other different people picked up on that. People that aren't normally political, and they're like, oh, you banned Zens? January 6th is about to look like a fucking party. I think they're banning. Are they banning tobacco in the, or dip in the military now? Really?

I thought I'd just seen that, and that's when I was like, yo, that's going to. Good fucking luck. Yeah, that's going to piss awesome. You banned dip in the military now. Really? I thought I'd just seen that. And that's when I was like, yo, that's gonna... Good fucking luck. Yeah, that's gonna piss awesome. You're being dip in the military? You're not banning dip. You're just raising the prices. You know? Are they doing it? They didn't talk about it because it was one of the health missions they were trying to pass.

Which is fucking ridiculous. Like, that is one thing for war. Fucking make them do more push-ups. Jesus Christ. Maybe if we did 23 things, it would be different. Alright. Cody had the thing. Cody had so many good zingers at the thing. I was like, wait a minute. I was like, let's see

how Cody does. He was like, you know, fucking ceiling spaghetti. I was like, ceiling pizza? I was like, my boy's starting ceiling pizza i got that from you i got that quote from you pizza baby spaghetti pizza i mean that's better so good for you that was from charleston i think when we were hanging out like years ago is that baby i thought you taught me that no i thought you taught me that what the fuck maybe i did i don't remember. That sounds like a definitely from your side of the table.

Where that came from. My trauma goes into humor and that's what happened to the thing. I didn't mean to say so many gamer words. They were humorous words. What gamer words? Yeah. G-Man's

like 13 minutes 36 seconds. That motherfucker needs a raise. No, he doesn't. Don't do that. Bro. I do have to run. Unfortunately, I've got to go to my fundraiser tonight because our schedule is crazy.

And we can just, you know, we sneak away with the time that we've got that we can just kind of get to film a podcast so I gotta run but in my stead, for the first time this is an internet exclusive, you will get to see my actual campaign manager and they will be the guest for this portion of the episode until we come back

he's one of the most stressed men on the planet because he has to deal with me and my campaign it's like doing damage control for King fucking Kong. So without further ado. He's introducing himself. Bye, Brandon. See you soon. Oh, we are just like literally doing this for 15 minutes.

The camera's going to turn back on and we're all going to be shit wrecked. It'll be after Brandon's fundraiser. I'll see you soon. Good luck, Brandon. We love you. It'll be after Brandon's fundraiser. I'll see you soon. Good luck, Brandon. We love you. My consultant, ladies and gentlemen. Shout out to Brandon.

He, like, knocked out his speech, too, at the... Oh, killed it. That was, like, even Tim turned, and he's like, damn, that was really, like, well put together and, like, precise. Brandon did a good job, had a good joke, got laughs. I was proud of my boy. And he got those communist guys assassinated. Yeah, for sure. They're fine, guys. The look on their face. I was proud of my boy. And he got those communist guys assassinated. Yeah, for sure.

They're fine. The look on their face when he was like, fuck communism. Going, whoa. Tanamongu feet down. It was like, they were scared sick. Communism sick. They're going to go home. It's going to be exact same thing.

He held his arm around me. They couldn't escape. You know what they're talking about? Tan's gonna be exact same thing he held my his arm around me they couldn't escape you know the time to meet tanamangu no oh my when i does was funny no you've never seen i'm gonna be honest like i'm not super deep into like the history of youtube and stuff well that good that is probably one of the best episodes on the internet of just anything. Anything. He killed that girl's, what, it cost her two million subs in two weeks. What happened?

Oh, man. All right, we're getting into internet lore. Mint's all sitting around here for it. So, Tana Mongoose,ose, back in the day, she said the... You got the joke, Tweek. She said the M word in a video. A or R?

Hard R. Okay. Hard R. That's worse. Yeah, multiple times. And then iDubbbz saw that and he went to one of her events where she was meeting all all these these young kids

and like because she was like a really popular uh i don't know i don't even know what she fucking did on youtube you just talking man stories you would do like story time story time shit yeah and so i dubs goes to her event and pays a bunch of money to get to meet her and he puts his arm around it and he says say fucking she's just like oh oh shit and she goes like this she's like so he walks up and he is in line he is in her swag he is in

this girl's swag he drove fucking 20 hours to this event drove got tickets got VIP tickets bought the t-shirt yeah bought the t-shirt had the swag went went up, boom, say, ah. And he just went like that. And then light hand.

And she goes and just walks off. He filmed everything. He knew how she would react. She then went on stage and did episodes about it while he built a content cops, which content cops destroyed channels. When they came out, like. Well, she said, like, he built a Content Cops, which Content Cops destroyed channels. When they came out, like... Well, she said, like, he attacked me and he did this. He was fighting security.

He grabbed me. Yeah, he held me. He gave a thumbs up. And I love he points that out. He's like, first off, I would never give a thumbs up. That is so douchebag. Like, that's the one thing he focused on. He's like, he didn't grab you.

But he made the sound effects. And then she pulled away. It goes like that. But she made it seem like he was holding her there and did all this stuff. And during this video, he went and backtracked and found all the videos of her saying the N-word in full capacity in hatred. So he's like, what about this one? So he would just overlay her saying it throughout the video then that one all exposed her for um for that event the after event and the fallout of it and she lost almost two million subs in a matter of two weeks you fucking killed that girl's channel

man what happened to i does dude that's so crazy what happened i know i can't wait till i become successful and then pull the ladder up behind me since i built my entire career off of calling people if you get brandon herrera elected u. Congress. You're going to be famous in your circles. You're going to be a legend. Yeah. I love pulling that ladder up. Just like, whoop, made it.

His catchphrase was a racial slur followed by a homophobic slur. And he's like, now he's fucking woke. Okay. You're getting some fucking mid-tier pussy. Jesus fucking Christ. How you been, man? You're fucking crushing it. How's Brandon's campaign going? Oh, yeah.

As Brandon's campaign manager, it's been fucking chaos. I don't know if you've been around the man for five minutes, but can't get him to fucking. How are you getting him elected? Uh, bribery, honestly. Corruption. Corruption. We got ties to the inside. Based on the allegations online about me, I'm a fed. That or gay, but... Browsing the internet without using express VPN is like dropping your dogs off and having them be watched by the H. Browsing the internet without ExpressVPN is like walking your dog without a leash. It's dangerous. It's better to be careful.

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That's expressvpn.com slash unsub. Dude, I love that ATF actually like filmed you. Bro, they were for real filming me. That was wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well he was telling me that before we came up here that they walk they walked up and ATF started filming you Yeah, the dude of all the guys it looks like they're gonna blow something up though Dudes dressed like a spook. Let's be honest. I think that's me He was like this, you know, he's watching us, but I think he's gonna go back to his hotel room and beat off to that That's some I mean, you look good, dude.

Thanks, man. You were dressed up so clean. You were like one of the nicest trans people. It's like, that's not that. Sometimes. Unlike this gentleman who showed up to the Gundy's wearing a cutoff t-shirt. I was fucking hammered. Oh, yes.

I did Zen for the first time that night ever. Why? A three or a six? I don't know. That's a dangerous six. Well, I'm'm gonna be honest i think it was the only thing that kept me alive i was that drunk it'll even you out it was yeah like i was i felt normal and then i woke up the next day and i felt like i got hit by a fucking

car i mean last podcast i was wearing glasses because i was too fucked up to put my contacts in that morning when I woke up I was so drunk it was it was bad that went from a 11 a 10 30 a in podcast to 2 P.m. I was so drunk. I thought I was Hallucinating because I walked into the Gundy's and just started seeing a bunch of fucking people I did not expect to see there. It was like Oh gun youtuber gun youtuber Twista Twista Gun youtuber Josh Barnett UFC like I think he was the first heavyweight champion ever I was like gun youtuber gun youtuber fucking liver King. What is happening right now i'm hammered wait is that kyle did you mean it when you said you loved me though yeah no i meant that part all right we're fine fucking written house facetimed me at like 4 30 the not kidding. That was the night he FaceTimed me. Who said Kyle

shit in house? He was like, that guy the fucking average. Oh yeah, Rich came up with that. I was like, that was a pretty good

line actually. Oh no. This is fucking Vegas. We're all having a blast though. I just controlled chaos. What videos are you working on?

We finally found out your thing. Oh yeah. For YouTube. Yeah, your long form's looking fucking great. Well, We finally found out your thing for YouTube. Yeah, your long form's looking fucking great. Will, he just found out a cheat code called. Yeah, Eli let me in on a secret. They're called channel tags, and it's how people are able to find your channel.

And if you use those, then people can find your channel. He went to bed and woke up with a 2% increase. I was like, wait. He's like, wait. I was supposed up with a 2% increase. I was like, wait. He was like, wait. I was supposed to hit the more advanced button. I was like, what? I didn't know what was in the settings. I thought it was like the language you speak.

I've never done that. Everyone in the bedroom is like taking their phones up. They're like, fuck. Shit. What was the free money button? That was the most expensive thing I've ever. Shit. What was the free money button last time I was with you? He talked about the free money button. That was a fun night. You were nude that night.

You were like on top of the world. You found out about the free money button and you were like, fuck. You're just walking around and you're like, yo, five million subscribers and he tells me about the free money button. Fuck you. I don't know how much shit I could have bought with that money? We're still learning.

We're sitting in JT's house. You're grilling. You go, hold on, what? And you open settings, go, fuck, it was one button you had to click. There's a free money button if you have a YouTube channel. Which one is it? They started super chats, kind of like Twitch has, but they can leave them anytime in the comment section. Oh, shout out to those people that do it.

His was turned off. Yeah, you guys are awesome. Yeah, thank you. His was off. That was funny. Fucking shit, dude. God, that's what always happens. I'm the worst businessman ever.

Well, he was. But now you've got it all dialed. We're figuring it out. Fuck. Yours is doing good, though. You're doing what kind of content? Kind of conspiratorial Histories, mysteries type deal, you know What was the last one you did?

Last one that I did Man, it's been a while I still work a full-time job, you know Contractor, fed Brandon's campaign manager Busy life Fuck, what was my last YouTube video? Arctic Conspiracies.

Yeah, the Arctic Conspiracies. That's it, thanks. Fan of the channel, I assume. Yeah, I watch. You are? I don't, I forget. I think I'm a plumber. I don't know.

Hold on, dude. Fuck off. You ain't gonna get me. I'm an amateur. Fucker. Come on. Yeah, Antarctic Conspiracies, talking about is is there a hollow earth is there something inside of this planet are there secret nazis hiding down there is that where the nazis went

yeah no they went to fucking argentina everybody knows that but some people think they might have went to antarctica and nasa and nasa and nasa i mean it's a whole underground it's a kaiju world down there yeah yeah, I think right They like I say recently it was like a couple years ago. They actually found a fucking Nazi weather station in Canada Like five years ago But no, it was just like a government building with fucking no trespassing signs. And everybody's like, oh, no trespassing. I'm going to fuck off now. And that just went on for, you know, since World War II.

And finally somebody broke in. It was like, what the fuck is this? What is this Hindu weather station doing here? Fifth generation Nazi. He's just raising his kids out there What's this weather station doing in northern Canada? Wait, what'd they find in there? I want to know that Swastikas, whatever

Swash Swash Swash Simple thing Get it, get it God, I was going to ask you something Oh, last time You're just getting into the space

This is like He is still hard working Blue collar What do you do for work? I'm a contractor Contractor, construction Corn concrete, everything You're just getting into the space. This is like he is still hard working, blue collar. What do you do for work? I'm a contractor. Contractor, construction, corn concrete, everything. I do it all.

You leaving. Last time you literally working on site, flew out here to hang out with us, went to Eddie's house. He was a VR streamer. Oh, shit. Yeah. We went to Eddie VR's house. Yeah. That was wild. Because we went to the rodeo. Yeah. And then we went to Eddie VR's place. Yeah, that was wild. Because, well, we went to the rodeo.

And then we went to Eddie VR's place. And then what'd you say? You were like, man, I was pouring concrete 12 hours ago. I was throwing garbage into a dumpster. And my friend called me to ask to borrow $60 so his electricity could stay on. And then 12 hours later, I was in like a multimillion dollar mansion. Full fucking existential crisis. I walked outside. I thought they locked the door on me well i talked to her about it and they watched the doorbell footage apparently it's fucking hysterical it was pouring down rain and i was like you know fucking living my ryan gosling internal monologue standing out there started wandering away came

back after smoking a cigarette just full i'm fucking brewing in my head went to open the door and i was like chunk chunk and i'm like oh fuck they locked me out i guess i'll just i don't know walk somewhere well i'm texting you i'm like yeah and you're like where are you at cody opens the door and he's like drop like i was a lost cat and i'm like it's fine i called i'm just gonna go because knocking on the door was out of the question. I don't have social skills! I was just like, you're like, they hate me. That was my automatic assumption. I got the tism touch.

Are you still running that merch? No, it comes out. We're doing Spectrum Warship now. Spectrum Gunship, way better merch that thing is baller it's my favorite merchant by the spectrum full spectrum wait what happened no i'm nuked on the spectrum i don't have social skills you know congrats knocking on a door next one's just gonna be a magazine with puzzle pieces full spectrum jacket it's gonna be good that's a really good uh even the helmet with uh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah i fucking like math carved in the side of the helmet holy shit

if it just said born to math a puzzle piece is stuck in the fucking band that's really fucking good we're gonna raise so much money for autism i'm so excited yeah we're doing it right through knocking them down cody how you've been you got your content rolling out you're back welcome back to fucking welcome to vegas finally you were so happy to be with your boys last night oh yeah yeah we're having a good time here in vegas yeah i just got here last night we were getting texts from you you're like i got I got FOMO. How are you doing, buddy? Where's my friends at? I was so upset. Everyone texted me and they're like, we're hanging out.

I'm like, oh man, I'm at home. Speaking of last night, I owe you that. Did he give you money? You can keep these. I can keep them forever? Those are yours. Well, I heard you talking about how you lost at roulette and I felt

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go to buyraycon.com slash unsub and get 15 off your raycon order and get free shipping too again buyraycon.com slash unsub geez what what, what happened last night? Fuck, we were off for a minute. That is, we hit, I forget even what bars. We just started at the Circle Bar. That was a fucking nightmare. Fuck, it's Monday, right? Nightmare, yeah. It's Tuesday.

Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. Wednesday. It's Wednesday, yay. It's Wednesday. Wait, you were so off. It's Monday, right? Fuck it, you were so off It's Monday right?

Fuck yeah you were off too Two more days Started at the circle bar Moved over to the sports bar Like five things over Cause it was just like Yeah I remember that 30 minutes

How drunk did you get last night? You had a good time? I've been drunk the whole time It's fine Everyone's going pretty hard That's Shasha I know Shit show Oh did you get last night you had a good time i've been drunk the whole time it's fine everyone's going pretty hard shasha i know shit show yeah oh did you see the bathroom oh speaking of shit shows wait what bro i went into the bathroom like the one closest to fucking like the main level at shot show there was just a crowd of people looking in it was every every shitter door was closed and locked,

and there was five grown men looking at one door that was open. And I walked up, and there was shit everywhere. It was on the wall. It was on the floor. It was on the toilet. It was everywhere. Wait, what? I didn't know.

I don't know how it happened. Was it just spraying? Did you see it? No, I didn't, but I might have eaten at Denny's earlier today and hit the bathroom afterwards. Stop bringing it up. It was on the door? No.

Oh, okay, the floor. I thought he did like a 360 no-scope. Just jump, twist, and shot. It was intentional. I did like a 360 no scope. Just jump, twist, and shot. It was intentional. I was like, what the fuck? Side. We dropped right in off at the airport.

I did a story about it. I had to use the restroom at the airport. I had shit. Stalls are closed. Last one is open. Wide open. The last stall is wide open at the airport so i was like oh fuck yeah beeline turn go in the stall fucking 70 year old man like okay well that's

taken walk it was just wide open dude don't he did not give a fuck did not give a fuck yeah he just had the door open didn't care i like walked back pulled up took a picture of the wide open door started my instagram story it's like why the fuck is there an old man in there taking shit with the door open employee watched i was like just watch i was like oh he's gonna go poop hits that door goes like this turns walks back to us and i was like he just starts laughing. He's like, motherfucker, dude. He's like, what the fuck? We mumble under our breath.

I'm like, I've never had somebody just shit with the door open. We've seen it in Seattle with the low-cut doors, but that dude just, he's at that point of life where he's just too lazy to even close the door. It's not laziness. He was asserting his dominance. I like how at shot show you can really see like the generations of people like you there's like the old dudes wandering around that was like i was going to shot show when it was one room and every gun here had a wooden stock on it and now there's like all the tactical hipsters running around it was definitely one of those

first older guys a full bathroom waiting in line first time I've seen a line for the men's bathroom in years. He had the sushi in Vegas. I just like it's guys huddling around and all just like, uh-huh. It was my turn. Old guy steps out of this urinal and I just like make direct eye contact. Thanks for warming it up for me. I've never seen anybody start fucking leave a bathroom so

fast in my life. He was uncomfortable about it. A moment of time separating your asses from each other. Dude, it was like under a minute for sure. Nice. What time do we got to go to Brandon's? Right now, we're just going to time lapse. We're going to do a quick hammered.

We're going to do a quick hour time, two, three hour time lapse. We'll be back drunker or more sober. Or it'll be tomorrow after breakfast. We'll see how rough this gets. You have two... Now the audience is like, well, we get to see... Us in the morning. Some time later.

One of us. The Ruster and Joe. I fucking hate all of you. That went better than expected. That was great, dude. Nothing caught fire. We ran into Trump's son. all of you. That went better than expected. That was great, dude. Nothing caught fire. Yeah, well,

we ran into Trump's son, ran into Vivek. It was a good day. It was a great day. I need a cigarette. I was hanging out. We literally met all of us. I was drinking with Chuck Liddell. The funny part is this all sounds like a

fucking bit right now. We were with Chuck Liddell, Vivek Ramaswamy, Donald Trump Jr. And we're not addressing this fucking two more people added onto this. We caught a couple people along the way. By the way, I'm actually really happy. Bits aside, this is the first time we've ever been on a podcast together. I was excited for that. That is true.

That is weird. I'm going, pop a beat! Pop a beat! It's been a while. How you How you doing? The podcast wasn't good when he was on It was it was still it didn't didn't have us yet. So we're you know, I thought you talk about my performance. I'm like, I'm sorry I'll try a lot better this time Natural anxiety kicks in like I'm so sorry. Oh Yeah, I love that when you got you love fucking whiskey. I love that one. You love fucking whiskey. I do.

I love soda pop. I love pizza. I like a lot of things. Your superpower was amazing. Long walks on the beach. Yeah, thank you. I was hoping that whenever you text me earlier, you're like, yeah, so I ran. This is what I love about YouTube, friends, is that you always, you get a text from them, and they're like, yeah, just hanging out.

We got some pizza. Right. Ran into Trump's kids. and they're like, yeah, just hanging out. We got some pizza. Ran into Trump's kids. You're like, what? I was really hoping it was Baron. I was like, we were hanging out with Baron. I'm like, isn't he like 16 years old?

He's too busy time traveling. I've never seen him smile. He's also like 9 foot tall too. He is, yeah. He's a large ventriloquist-like dummy. Yeah, he's like a large puppet. He's the one that looks like a bully, right? Huh? He looks like a bully?

I don't know what he looks like. He looks like Slenderman. Have you seen him? Walks around, walking through the void. He's encrypted. He really is. You just started encrypting about the fucking Baron Trump. Literally.

He's all legs. I wish I had his life, dude. We've already got more on the internet. Barron Trump's starting to become a meme like that. It's fucking amazing. It's so good. Is he the new cryptid? He is the new cryptid. I'd ironically be a great cryptid.

Call Isaiah. Like, hey, we need you to revise your list again. Yeah, exactly. What's he do, though? Like, each cryptid has a power. I have to find Dad. He hangs up. He whispers in your ear. Tears open a fabric and time itself and, like, crawls through. I'm like, come on.

He's just a cryptid. He's out of nowhere. Where's my father at? My father's coming. That'd be kind of creepy, right? Just small hands. It's like the Jurassic Park, the water. Yeah. Daddy is coming. Daddy's angry. You see two black cats walk by like the fucking ripple in the matrix.

Baron Trump's on the way. We have to get out of here. Oh, my boys. Oh, Jesus. Chaos. Here we are. Today is Thursday, technically. Yeah, what day is it?

It's too early. Wednesday. You thought it was Monday. No, it's Thursday now early third wednesday you thought it was no it's thursday now you thought it was monday so i mean mtb fair that's fine hunter we uh we did 30 minutes of this podcast before that's what that's what i've been told yeah before i was hijacked to come here yeah you're like let's go gamble and like you yeah i begged and pleaded i said i i just really want to just do something. And you guys grabbed me by the base of my neck and just kind of dragged me up here. And this is what happened.

That's how I was there. It was very extreme awkward. Awkward elevator ride up. Yeah, I'm just whimpering the whole time. The dealer at the Baccarat table is not impressed with us. Please tell us about your Baccarat stories because this is amazing. I just love Baccarat. No one knows what Baccarat is. Asian people do. They definitely do. Asian just love Baccarat. No one knows what Baccarat is. Asian people do.

They definitely do. It's like Asian poker with that. Go on. If you have some Chinese listeners, they're going to be like, what? Well, they're not here after the first half of the podcast. Yeah, Brandon got all our Chinese listeners killed earlier. God damn it.

God damn it. Thank God. It depends on your person person we're about to tell that we're about to tell the same story in the podcast it's fucking great it's okay we uh we had some uh chinese uh fans that stopped me uh downstairs and uh when they were taking the photo i'd uh like all right you guys ready good three two one fuck the communist party or something like fuck communism they're just like oh they all got physically uncomfortable because they're from china i just wish they'd be like hey

hey no i would have loved that response no no no enough of that that was the second part the first part was he's like they're like yeah we're gun influencers from china and he goes you guys you guys are allowed to have those i thought communism wasn't gonna let that happen and the like the leader of this group was like yeah we're not going to talk about that and then they just kept talking about other shit then that happened he said fuck communism and the dude that was in charge took the fucking memory card out of the camera i watched it happen he said he said we we have a very popular gun youtube channel in china underground okay i. I see. The problem with all of us too is I'll be completely, with

sociopolitical stuff, whatever, I don't even know what the hell, I've heard of communism, right? Don't know what it is. Oh, we've got an expert on that here. It's like the world's leading diet program, really. Well. For getting technical. He's out of line,

but he's right. A lot of doctors recommend dieting, so I don't know. I mean, who knows? At least my time. I like it. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to lose wealth? Could I have a taste? Yeah.

Do you want to lose wealth and weight at the same time? Try communism. See if communism is right for you. Hunter's like, this is what I was pleading. Don't bring me up to this. No, no. All I know is one thing I like about communism can i can i talk about why i like communism yeah please it's usually communists have usually communists have have large pictures of himself

large paintings of their faces i want that that's all i want that's it that that's it you know what that communist party of what would it be? Papa Meat? Hunter? I don't know. I would love to think of a flag. A nice, strong communist flag that I can get behind. Marxist?

And then I could have it. And then it could be, it would look great with a nice, you know, like a painting of myself like that. And a huge marble palace. I don't know who funds this, but it's. Capitalism. Maybe you should buy this shit. marble palace. I don't know who funds this, but it's... People work together in unison to create this marble palace of me. It sounds like a dictator ship.

It's fair. It's all fair. I promise. All of you have to work 14 hours a day. People are carrying large pieces of marble up these stairs. I'm massaging their shoulders, and I'm just like, isn't this great? There's a great, beautiful painting that's happening of me. That's all I want.

We played for literally, you can buy all these things in your proposed communist version. I don't have enough. I don't have enough. I need a different strategy to get there, and I think communism is the way. I'm sold. I'm sold. I'm there. I believe in that now. That's my thing. You've discovered me!

I have no real understanding of it, but I- Alright, I'm not in. You just leave now? I got it. I'm out. If there was one random- We see a plane fly away. Sounds great. I would get on a plane.

If there was one man who's like, I can promise you a 50-foot tall painting. I'd be like, where's the plane? Where are we flying? Where are we going? 12-1. I know a guy with an island who liked paintings, too. I think Chris Ramsey was there recently.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Where are the little girls at? The one bit with the guy who's on with Bobby Lee or whatever. He's like, I would like to go to the island. Why won't you let me go? I want to go. This was a terrible idea. I know.

Let's get talking. Billionaire Islands. We're going to hit it all. He's just having fun at this point. Yeah, I know. It's a good time. Side note, how's your fucking channel? I don't want to talk about that.

Okay, fuck that. I don't. Who gives a shit, dude? I do. I give a shit. We actually love your channel. I make pig slots for YouTube, dude. I'm a part of the problem.

No, it's a beautiful problem. When people come up to me and they're like, really love what you're doing with the Papa Meat channel. I'm just like, what am I doing? What am I doing? Especially, yeah, I don't know. It's like a weird guilty, especially since I made the announcement video thing.

It's been like a weird juxtaposition of people being like, really? So this is what you're doing now? And I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to pay for my bills and stuff. And then the other part of me, it's weird. It's a weird ocean ride of stuff. Step into 2024 with confidence.

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amazing people that look at you now as the content creator for editing. You almost said communist. For communism. You can put that in there now. You can put that in there now. Probably. Oh, we have to make Papa Me communism merch.

Content creator. But everyone looks at your content for, like, inspiration. Like, your beats, everything about it. All of us talk about this in our group messages. We're like, yo, Homeboy gots it down. It's you and OompaVille are the guys we look to with editing right now because you guys are crushing it. Like, that's some of the only content I watch nowadays,

aside from, you know, present company excluded. Yeah. I don't even watch their stuff. Well, I'll say, i said this before the podcast was recording i'll say it again stop that because i need you don't don't you dare plagiarize how i do my things you stick to mr beast i'm gonna no no looking at me for how you're yeah you do your stuff i want to be i yeah i want to monopolize what i'm doing so I could choose exactly what everyone To give away a Lamborghini or sit in front of a desk. Yeah, or be morbidly obese and talk about disgusting things That's pretty much the two the juxtaposition jam. Now. I know what I have to do

I just don't know if I have this dream Bro your fucking diaper video. Holy shit. Yeah, Pamper Chew's cool, man. I think he's dead. I don't know what happened to him. I like you ending that. You're like, seven years no church run. I mean, you know, if you microwave and wear diapers, you know, you're going to get sick. You should be fucking dead.

Well, I don't. That sounded like a threat. I think if you were forcibly putting dirty diapers on people, I could maybe get behind that. But if you're just, like, digging out pampers by yourself and putting them on, I'd be like, do what you got to do. You know what I mean? I will say that was the most optimistic, like, nonchalant. He had a video revealing that he had cancer. And he was just like, yeah, people are worried about it.

Was it the microwaving shit? Well, he was like, you know, that's what everybody was saying. That's what everybody was saying. And I would probably say the same. He was so positive on that farewell message. He was. I'm dying. Seven years later.

Yeah. He was wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine onesie. And he's like like I got cancer People are I think I'm fine. You have cancer and You guys didn't watch the video. No, you told me. I'm like, hey, I haven't seen Hunter's new video. You're like, don't. It made me physically ill.

Best thing about it? Fully monetized. That is so fucked. Oh, absolutely. Well, he's like milking it for the toilet. Oh, God. He tears it up and puts it in the toilet. To clean him up.

Yeah. How to dispose of used diapers. Nice. For the viewers out there, this man used diapers. Yeah, paper chew. You can look him up.

It's a simple Google image, you know? Google search. You got that one. Who told you about that one? I think I forgot who it was. We didn't, like, I think it was a man with Tim who was like, dead, there's this guy who microwaves and wears diapers.

And I was like, hmm? You know what? And he's like, yeah, I think he's dead. And it was kind of like pretty much how I just approached the conversation. And it was just an insane rabbit hole. There's so much archive. It's very interesting, like, lolcows and stuff and how they get documented on the internet. I'm very curious to see where in like 100 years how

people look at like internet history and stuff like even like chris chan or like even like a pamper chew or like king cobra or these like people whatever um how it's like how people how people take it upon themselves to document things because people are like insane documentarians now. Like they record, they screenshot everything, they archive it. Shit that people in Congress have done for like 400 years or whatever.

There's just like some kid in Montana who's like, he just posted. Like screenshots it and he's like, perfect. Like uploads it to a database or anything. I can't wait till our group chat is in the Library of Congress. Which one? So many group chats. The one we one will probably kill the prison for it that will be all right we're not even gonna say what that group

just i just love how you're just like yeah i can't remember who told me about the guy who microwaved diapers and i'm just like someone approached me with that conversation i would remember them forever. You would think that it would ring a bell and be like, what's that guy doing? Right? And that's why I'm here. With the operation we have going on, what we do, it's just like there's just so much stuff where it's like, yeah, there's a guy who like bloodlets his son because he thinks he's sick.

And I'm like, okay, that might be a video who else has one it's like a guy who's like a guy who like throws up and microwave or like a guy who throws up and smoothies his like throw up deep freezes it and I'm like okay that's an option as well it's just like there's so much shit going on that at this point it's just kind of all you know who knows

who knows who says it that's a hard one to send to the group chat it's like hey bros have you seen this video I don't think so I think it's That's a hard one to send to the group chat. It's like, hey, bros, have you seen this video? I don't think so. Just sending one of the original videos. It's pretty good. Check it out. It's hilarious.

If anything, I think that people are more tore up now. They're just like, yeah, this guy, he pops his pimples. And people are like, dude, what the fuck? This is lame. You know what I mean? Okay, who cares? And he's like, no, but it's gross. And it's like, shut up. This dude stomps on diapers in his fucking and that's what i take off my glasses i'm

like go on he started what civil war it's fucking oh my god and now you're getting into cryptid stuff with windigo we love windigo your son yes my son i'm very proud of him yeah doing so what was he uh It's fucking, oh my god. And now you're getting into cryptid stuff with Wendigo. We love Wendigo. Your son? Yes, my son. I'm very proud of him. He's doing so good. What was the official, he's John Wick's dog of the Unsub universe? Yeah, if you fuck with him, you're fucked.

We will fucking kill you. Oh yeah, there's war now. He is Unsub's son. He's our dog. You fuck with him and we are out for your blood. But on that note, too, I have been really enjoying that. Was it Baraska? Yeah.

I have not finished it yet, so no spoilers for any of that shit. Have fun on part two. I'm halfway through it. I had food poisoning all morning. That's what I was listening to. Oh, there you go. I'm glad you didn't listen to part two. Part two is pretty harsh. Oh, no, that's what I was listening to. Oh, you were listening to part two? Oh, that's harsh. Oh, no, that's what I was listening to.

Oh, you were listening to part two? Oh, that's fun. Okay, well, that's a fun way to treat that. One of the sounds of his violent diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know shit about ass piss or something. It's crazy listening to you talk about these. Even like, Baraska's a story.

It's like a four. You had part, how many parts is it? Just the two parts? Four parts is the original run, and they did a fifth part as like a follow-up, I think, a little after the initial run. So four parts. It is a read. Yeah, it's a read. And now we're going to watch.

It's a long-ass story. You're looking at four hours. How long is the episodes? About two and a half hours, so like about five hours. But part two, and then you guys are done. Yeah. There's a part five, but I think that we were just kind of interested in doing the initial run with it. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a long story. It's like even Ted the Caver. I remember reading that in 2002. i loved it such a good one yeah crap bro ted was my favorite part of all that even with the dog you're like hey just send it through the hole we don't give a yeah them what was the dog's name i don't remember wasn't it something like maybe probably his whip wishbone which is your next one you're doing

for it we're releasing one or I don't know by the time this comes I don't know when this comes out but we're we just during this recording we just recorded one that's uh my my dead girlfriend keep is messaging me on Facebook or whatever

it's like a creepy I thought that was like a first-person thing you were just like so anyway Mike dead girl yeah I'm just like but by the way it's the craziest thing ever but yeah stage five clinger from beyond the grave. Exactly. God, give it a rest already. You're dead. Can somebody salt and burn this bitch's bones or something? Yeah. I'm just fucking comedy gold.

No, it's been fun seeing this thing evolve and stuff as well. It's been a while since I've been on this podcast, too, so it's been a second. Dude, literally last time you had the best superpowers. You are the only person that came in with the offset of that superpower because we usually distribute that and you're like nah i don't know i was very very very intoxicated i don't really don't i don't remember i don't remember a lot of it i think all i think i remember is talking about some instant in a toilet bowl that i remember i was like re-watching and I was like, oh, that's out there. My favorite part is the aftermath at Matt Best's house. Oh, my God, dude. That was still today.

It's hard for me to like hear that story. He's such a nice guy. And every time he's always like, hey, how you doing? I'm always like, hey. Sorry, I told you what i think sorry it was just our yeah and we told that story i don't know because i wanted to say i hate hearing drunk stories about myself i literally that half of them are documented now yeah but that oh yeah that that podcast i will never watch i was like oh blackout you like not

gonna watch that episode ever in my life. Rough watches for sure. But I'm not doing it. I just think comments, that's all I need. Did you see Eli physically drooling on the microphone? Like, no, I'm done. I'm so sober. I try to a lot of the time.

Attaboy. That one was rough. I was, so we had Chris Ramsey, Wes Barker, magicians, Chris solves puzzles. Real quick, can we just... The thing? Yeah.

So the first time... This hunter wanted us to tell the story. Is this okay to tell? We can cut all this. No, it's okay. G-Band's's like thank fucking god Our first time meeting mr. Hunter Wonderful human being was actually the first time. Yeah

That's the fucking impression. I really should be like, so what's your guys' opinion on diapers? Are we doing dumpster diving or not? Yeah. Hunter goes hard. I want to know who I'm dealing with here. Yeah, he comes down to San Antonio. Thank you, Hunter.

We all get shit wrecked. And Matthew calls us, Matt Best. And he's like, hey, do you want to come over to the house? I'm like, yeah, we'll come over to the house. Beautiful property. So we went over there. No, that's not what you said. You walked in and you're like, yeah, cool house. Hunter,

dude, we all go Wow. Just walk in and open the door. So this is why you charge $23 a bag, huh? I think I definitely... $23 a bag. Beige balls. Might have been a bit of envy.

Might have been a bit of envy, maybe. I don't remember saying that. In my key memory, I said... I was i was like oh my god this is a beautiful home i was like that i was like oh this pool this pool look at this cool it's beautiful we go into matt's house and the entire time you just ridicule him and it was the fucking shit after downing an entire fifth of whiskey yeah we just go in there and you ridicule him the entire time and we're all just fucking laughing our asses off and it's nothing like it wasn't a bad thing it was so funny because matthew didn't know how to handle it oh yeah everyone got front row seats to the roast

of Matt Best unexpectedly. It was so good. It's horrible. Such a nice man. He opened his house to you. Literally. His whole house. His beautiful family.

Yeah, not good. It was a great time. It was perfect. We talked about this for weeks. That's unfortunate. Sincerely, my memory was me being like, oh my god, congratulations on this. That was the mental nut in my head. Honestly, man, well done.

I wasn't even there. The only thing that I remember, I think, negative. I wasn't even there. The only thing that I remember, I think, negative that I had to say, this is what I'll die by, because all this is hearsay, right? From a congressman. You know, exactly. And you know you can trust all of those. Exactly. I think I went to his fucking workout compound barn thing, whatever, right? I think they call to in his like fucking like workout compound barn thing, whatever.

Right. I think they call it a gym. No, no, no. I would not go in there like this is a gym. I was like, I don't know what the hell is going on here. There's like a 1967 like Ferrari just like parked in the middle. I'm like, well, that has to be weird to get around. You know, I said the biggest thing I remember is I went I went to an office.

I said he has like a like a gun I went, I went to an office. I said, he has like a, like a gun vault in that place though. Yeah, literally a walking gun vault. You know what I said? Bit much.

That was the one complaint. I said, that's a bit excessive. I said, what are you doing with this? Walking to his house. Cool. Bit much.

That's what I, that's, that's the narrative I remember. It's just that. I forgot meant that that's that's that's the the narrative i remember this is that so you know the limit to the viewer is to decide what exactly really happened right is at this point yeah it's all hearsay and matt's not here to really verify anything so i feel like i'm still looking like a pretty good guy after this. The funny part is this is a comedy podcast, and everything we say is bits. This is all lies.

We make it all up. None of this happened in real life. Except for when it's the truth. All the time. Yeah, every single moment. This is the first time somebody left Matt's house, and Matt was like, I gotta sell more coffee.

We're on dangerous territory right now. We are like one bad joke away from an SEC investigation. G-Man just walked away. Our editor's like, God, I have to sacrifice this thing. Hey, bring it up. Not enough. I got followed around by the fucking ATF. Oh, my gosh. With a cell phone camera.

That was a good one. That was fun. What are you doing for future? How often are you going to do animation pieces now? Are you just going to limit it to, like, one time a year, a couple times a year, or just when the actual spark hits? Yeah, I feel like I got nothing in the tank right now. I have no idea.

I mean, like, it could be, like, something where maybe I come back in, like, four months and I feel totally recharged, but at the same time I'm not, like, I just have no, like like desire to push it anymore because that's another thing too is like uh it's a lot of work it's a lot of work it's a lot of fucking money and time and effort and stuff and at the end of the day if i'm doing if i'm doing parodies on i mean i don't fucking know like you're gonna sit down have fun talk to your community review shit you like and it's like i hit record i will say you know what i was you know one thing i was kind of pissed about which i love matt pat i love him all right great guy honestly motherfucker kind of retired me

for myself by putting me in the thing because my video said goodbye for now all right and he's like i'm a meat sleeve and i I was like, no, no. I was like, that's not the narrative, Matt. I was like, what's going on? And people were like, dude, Matt Pat said you're. I'm like, God damn it. Dude, everyone was like, Mekin is quitting. He's done. I'm like, and it just goes to show that people cannot watch a nine minute video where I'm like,

I just need to take a bit of a break and reassess and I'll be back in a bit. Should be fair. Everyone's just like, on hell is you in a bit of a break and reassess, and I'll be back in a bit. To be fair, the thumbnail is you in a coffin. Yeah, goodbye for now. Because it's symbolic. To me, it was this. To me, it is. Oh, yeah.

You know, all right. To be fair, you know, I had to get those clicks. All right. But no, the thing, too, is like, I always just looked at it like a ceremonious thing of like the death of a uh of like a tradition kind of thing yeah because i was uploading every two or three weeks and i'm like i don't want to do that anymore on that fucking channel i don't i like want to put that to bed so it did feel like a permanent kind of like that's like we're done i'm done with that well

the thing i like about is that like a lot of our friends experience burnout to one degree or the other uh but when it gets to a certain point you just like you you just hang up you know hang your hat and you're done at least you have something that you can just do a lateral jump to that you actually still enjoy yeah channel i that's kind of rad because it like it can really grate at you for for uh for a bit if you're if you only have one thing like you're you're one main channel and then you just you don't feel like doing that anymore it's like that's that's not only is it your entire online career or whatever, that's several other people's careers.

That's your editors, your everything. You've got a whole team behind you. It's nice that you can repurpose that. Maintaining artistic integrity. Yeah. I think it's super, super easy for anyone, which also here's the thing, too. I know people are going to be like, oh, you make cartoons, and it's hard sometimes or whatever i get it dude though it is what it is but i guess the biggest thing is it with any facet of your life whatever it is extremely easy to

build resentment towards any kind of career whatever and if i don't have to like hate my channel then i'm not going to do that. That's what it felt like after a while. You know what I mean? It's extremely easy to just be like, God, dude. You know, like, fuck, whatever. That's annoyingly relatable.

It's super, super easy to like, something that you started five years ago, where you're like, this is awesome. And then people are like, this is cringe. You're like, fuck it. I'm having fun. But then after a while, shit changes and whatever. And you're just like, I awesome and the people were like this is cringe right you're like yeah fuck it i'm having fun but then after a while shit changes and whatever and you're just like i'm just i just don't want to do this anymore but it's your main source of income it's what everybody knows you for that feels it's fucking brutal it's like uh you have to like really know how to like maneuver around that and find something new so i would rather just like i don't

want to like completely abandon it but i just want to. Sit back. Yeah. Whenever I do something, I'll be like, oh, this is sick, whatever. And it's not just like, you know, rugrats, but oh, it's fucking, like, weird. You know, like, I don't want to do that forever. I did it for a while. It's fun, you know, whatever. But I'm like, I want to, like, do some other shit, whatever. I think you gave half the table in existential crisis. Yeah, no.

Yeah, I did. whatever i think you gave half the table an existential crisis yeah no no i did the the the big the biggest the biggest thing is that i think that uh you just have to be completely honest with yourself and i think people will unironically follow whatever a lot of the stuff i do on pop me i do think it's like landfill content that is serving the youtube algorithm and like what other people are doing. And that's fine. But it's the idea. Isn't like, I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel with like,

I'm not trying to even do different shit, but I'm just trying to, uh, how do you make it more fun? How do you make it like, you know, we're introducing animations to that. We're doing different things.

We're like getting props and we built a set, all this kind of stuff. It's just like, I know we can't talk about it probably, but yeah, I'll show you some stuff after the recording or whatever, but it's, uh, it's just like i'm excited for some of that i know we can't talk about it probably but yeah i'll show you some stuff after the recording whatever but it's uh it's just it's not about like reinventing shit it's just like how do we like just keep adding to it or whatever i've seen some of the stuff that you're that you're working on like that that's

we're entering that weird age in youtube where like it's becoming what tv was when we were growing up yeah and then people have voices you're just not beholden to a studio or something. You just get to do whatever the fuck you want to do. It's really rad. It's also, you can see your passion with what you love and then like animation, but also the thing

and the movies you grew up with, which is fucking amazing to watch because I've seen some of the stuff. I'm like, my boy, my boy's going to be happy as shit. And you will be happy and you will see that come across in your content.

I truly believe. Or I'll put it in my mouth, and I'll upload it to YouTube. Hey! And that'll be fun. Hey, we've got one of us. Yeah! He's a veteran now. Every YouTuber thinks about this.

You're the second honorary veteran of the podcast. This is the first one. Now you're a veteran. I was actually sitting in the back of your guys' prevention meeting today, just like all the blood forced to my face, just like. Can I tell the original joke? Which one? The joke I was going to make that I didn't.

Oh, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. So I gave the opening for that. Did I tell you about this? Brandon did. First off, let me say, you did an amazing job at your speech. Thank you, buddy. You just came up.

It was mediocre, but I appreciate it. No, of course, you made everyone laugh. Then Tim actually looked over. He was like, man, you fucking nailed that. I was like, yeah. I was expecting something different. Because I knew the original one. You knew the original joke.

I was like, well. Who told you not to do the original joke? There it is. We were at dinner, and you were like, oh, hey. I threw the original joke at Tim. He's like, at dinner and you were like, oh, hey. I threw the original joke at Tim and he's like, yeah, maybe don't. So, because I was joking

because I'm like, look, I'm like, I'm one of the few people in the room that, you know, I never served. I'm not a veteran. But I did grow up,

you know, military, you know, two army brats who never had the sense to leave Fayetteville. So Fort Bragg, everything like that. So like,

I grew up around the military. Didn't really realize the military sense of humor wasn't normal. So that was kind of awkward. But if it makes everybody in the room feel better, I often think about putting it in my mouth. So I'm basically an honorary veteran. Fucking better on this side. Best in the back row of jets.

No laughs, but... every other person every person i ever told it to every veteran i've ever told that joke to laugh their ass off and said you can't fucking say that yeah also get this man an Applebee's discount. Cody, close us out. Oh, God. No, no, we can't close on that. Fuck. Oh, why?

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That's how it gets complicated. It's just a piece together. we're recording this at 1am so you know and now we're gonna go gamble and drink yep christ alive well send us out yeah thank you guys for joining the unsubscribed podcast i am here with mr eli king trout brand Trout, Brandon Herrera, Fat Electrician, and Hunter McAnion, one of our favorite boys in the world. Thank you for joining us. You look disgusted. Thank you. That's my

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