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I'm the most famous person here in East Mesa. Whoever was the piece of kid who doxxed him, you'd freeze! If I lose this election, I'm doing another one. Oh, bro. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner.

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Quack, bang, out. I cannot believe we're actually going to do this in front of a live audience. This is a terrible idea. I gotta go pack. And everyone have a fantastic day. Quick side note, it's my birthday on the 21st, so I wanted to do a quick cheers with all of you. Also, I just wanted to say thank you for the greatest gift possible, and that is this amazing community.

Cheers, y'all. Love you. Congress and Romero, we're looking for something a little bit more refined. You are looking in the wrong hole, my friend. I'm all American, baby. I'm all American. You guys flew in the wrong hole, my friend. I'm all American, baby. I'm all American. You guys flew in. You were doing just video and then did some chit-chats.

Yeah, well, I mean, I was trying to avoid you a little bit. I bet. One Mexican's enough. Yeah, one Herrera's enough for me, all right? I got a bunch of Mexicans back home in Arizona. I believe it. Oh, we didn't crack them. Oh, shit.

Oh, shoot, yeah. Ready? One, two. Oh, Jesus didn't crack them. Oh, shit. Yeah. Ready? One, three, two. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck, Aaron? Bro, are you good? I'm good. Put it next to the mic. Why is it in front of the mic? Do you know how mics work? Ready? One, two, three. Ooh. Got a little. Beautiful. Some squirties. Did I get you? Did I get you? Oh, man. Welcome to today's episode of Unsubscribe. Tonight's episode of Unsubscribe. We're joined by the beautiful Brandon Herrera.

And the oh so strong, beautiful, maskless admin results. Oh, this is your first podcast. First podcast. Broadcast. Right? Yeah, we're no longer masked. Mask off. Mask off.

As Future said, he predicted it. Mask off. Have you done a podcast with your mask off yet? No, not yet. You're getting the first one. I thought we talked about it last time, but I did want to hold off for you for the exclusive podcast. God, you're so wonderful.

I can seduce you, dude. Try to get me down here to seduce me? Just hard cuts down here to come, dude. Dude get me down here to seduce me bring me down here to come dude dude just hard cuss to a standing 69 Brandon's over there just shaking his head this is the worst podcast ever I was just here for the pizza dude

a little weird you guys rolling a little fruity I'm being like really conscious of my hands now after the last podcast he doesn't want to be called out for tism bro that that shirt i want us to all wear that shirt which one the wolf one what'd it say the oh god there are two wolves and oh which wait hold on which one was it um this is you call it autism i call it having that dog in the one i replied with no no which one was it it should be in the chat fuck i'm gonna look right oh yep yep yeah if we all just get the dog

just i'll walk around with the dog in me has been euthanized it's so over it's so over But now you're back You haven't been back in Dude it's almost coming up on a year Really? No It was the last big range day we did It was cold out Back when it was cold and rainy

Do you guys survive your summer dude? This was a brutal summer This is why everyone wants to stay tuned with unsub is listening to weather it was bad back in Arizona man come to Texas they say it'll be fun they say and then they come down here like you don't get to see the July

August where it's a hundred and twenty fucking degrees every time you walk outside don't get me wrong I wouldn't I'd never live anywhere else but fuck me it's hot it's hot dude dude that walking outside was like Sunday. I walked outside. I was like, whoa, whoa. Staff was like, you okay?

I was like, no, it's really nice out. I was taking a bag. It's like 70. I like walked outside my house and I felt the same temperature. It was beautiful. We're having an e-strip. It was nice. We're in motorcycle weather, baby.

Are your flip-flops on? Still, yeah. We're now approaching the weather where I can now wear boots and not sweat to death. Boots and a helmet and not sweat to death. That's nice. I love it. You're the only human that wears flip-flops like me while riding, and I have fucked my feet up multiple times.

You showed me the one time you fucking wrecked that dirt bike, and you trashed your feet. I'm done. He will never be able to sell his foot picks. No, they're fucking destroyed. Well, they got all my friends. Yeah, those are pretty nasty hogs. Those are my fucking tattoos.

The dogs are barking. Those are my tattoos, asshole. I need to get yours next and yours. You're going to get a tattoo of me on your feet? Yeah. Some sort of me memento. Yeah. Dude.

I feel like literally I just get everyone's fucking. Shit. Dan Mos was the worst because the tattoo artist didn't know how to. She I knew she was a terrible one because I sat down and was like, hey, just do it. Will's done every other one. I was like. I'm going to just trust this random stranger. And I was like, oh, just this.

It was D.R. with a bullet. And I knew I was in a bad position because I was like, oh, just this. It was D-R with a bullet. And I knew I was in a bad position because she was like, well, it's hard because it's upside down for me. I'm like, oh, Jesus. Uh-oh. Oh, no, this isn't going to go. And then it just felt like she took a razor and she's like, okay. And I was like, oh, that was really deep. Holy fuck.

And I just watched blood come out. Yeah, she filleted my toes. It was amazing. Before we did the ghost hunt, me and Cody were talking about, you know, Supernatural. We were talking about getting the anti-possession charm, like, tattooed on the chest. And then, yeah, my girlfriend at the time told me that that was gay. So I didn't do it. You're like, nuh-uh. So I didn't do it.

You're like, no. Man, I like Supernatural. I thought it was cool. Broken clocks, right? Like twice, twice a day. Is it? Is it? Yeah.

Now that you're back, you're back in like how much how much do you actually tell the world of your like now that you're faceless or maskless? Do you go into your past? Yeah, I get on my flights and I'm like, hey, do you know who i am you know i should be in first class first class why aren't you do like i have a i'm a niche micro internet celebrity do not play ball with this you know go to restaurants i'm like i don't have a reservation yet can you see me i'm the most famous person here in east mesa yeah come on it come on. It's all the time, dude. I really throw that clout around. No, never, dude. Not that.

I mean, like, your previous job. Like, talking about it publicly. Not, like, in fucking public. Jesus fucking Christ. I was like, I'm not a sociopath. Why would I ask a question? Do you go around and brag about yourself, bro? I'm just wondering.

Yeah, yeah, dude. Do you just go to Italian restaurants and just flop your dick on the table? You know this dick? Yeah, I do. This is unlimited breadsticks. It happens, dude. It happens every once in a while.

People will be like, bro, you have a YouTube channel? I'm like, yeah, man. It's doing good. And they check it out. They're like, oh, it's doing really good. Whoa. But no, your previous jobs, because you used to talk about being a cop. Okay, now are you discussing that because yeah

some of the guys have hit me up be like dude i had no idea you had a like one of my guys that used to train on fdo just texted me out of the blue the other day like he quit before i did and moved to puerto rico and he's living his best life but he messaged me he's like dude yeah text he's crushing he speaks spanish he's got a his wife's a nice puerto rican mama he's living his best life he messaged me he's like yo you had no idea because I saw one of your things on TikTok I didn't realize you were a YouTuber I was like yeah dude it kind of took off you know because you were like very secretive about like I was yeah and you know you and like it's crazy watching you individuals like you swagger souls it's the

the dudes that stay masked for as long as you did. And then you did a good job of controlling that. Not the best job. Not the best job. It was... Shasha! Yeah, yeah. Brown's always the background. Anybody with a bachelor's degree could have figured that one out, really, to be honest.

Whoever was the piece of shit who doxxed him, congratulations, fuckhead. You did the bare minimum. Yeah, it played out how I was hoping. It really worked out well for the doxxing. I minimum yeah it played out how i was hoping it really worked out well for the doxing i'm happy it played out how it did because you know this guy's fucking attractive goes to church and has a hot wife what an asshole he filed a bitch i didn't think it was gonna do as well as it did so when i filed my llc i filed it like under my name and my address because like there's no way this will be a like a thing like in a little bit like i thought i was gonna die off eventually and then sure enough the train kept doing good so i

was like oh geez this is like this is not good because people had found me out before they're like i found your info on the internet and i was like oh yeah you got me all right yeah that's why it's never like made a public thing so so now you're actually talk about your like your previous work and everything yeah yeah for sure i absolutely. So did you actually work on a... Oh, yeah. No, I actually was on an inter-reservation. No shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you follow their rules?

Because their rules are completely different. So how it actually works is they send me to the sheriff's office, police academy, so you get certified to be an AZ post, which is the peace officer certification. And then you get back, and they're like, raise your right hand. And they swear you into the res, and they're like a res cop that's it so they wanted people that have certs but to be a res cop they could just swear anybody in and it could be a res cop no shit but you don't have the power if that was the case you don't have the power to enforce like state law so they need people that can enforce state law and then you do enough where

you go and you get trained on how to enforce certain federal laws so you get state tribal and federal you're not a fed so you're a fed no no i wasn't a fed i had i had to be certified to enforce certain federal crimes because the nfa no no okay there's none of that but there is no second amendment on this was going to be a second unmasking right now oh i know right no we're just sewer slide yeah no so there's certain laws so it's crazy it's crazy on the res if um if a white person on the indian reservation or not if a non-native assaults a native american as a federal crime on the indian reservation what about vice versa but if a native assaults uh a non-native that's just a tribal crime which is charged differently i could be hazy it's been it's been a couple years all right

but yeah so there's and then there's like federal trespassing because if you're non-native on a tribe and they're like, hey, you have to leave and you don't leave, it becomes federal trespassing. So there's certain things. Yeah. So that's why they needed that. It's not necessarily like you're a fed.

It's like you need some of those laws to enforce if that's the case. That's one of those crazy things because I would not be... It's no different than military being over there because you're like, you're policing the area, you're winning the hearts and mind. And they're like, they're stoning that woman. You can't do anything.

Huh. Yeah. Well. You sure? No. Okay. This seems morally not like a good thing. I don't think, I don't think I'm winning her heart and mind because I can currently see both.

Hey man, I think we're going back to the Old Testament on this one. Yeah, they're still there. Want to come over to my place and get totally stoned, LOL? LMAO, he who cast the first stone. It just goes super hard out the gate. Yeah, this is a pretty aggressive start. We're like 10 minutes in. I know, G-Van will mix it around like he always does.

Yeah, I'll make it good. Retention beat, retention beat. Are you playing Sub playing subway surfer right now get off your phone how has it been since you've been like the unmasking went according to plan you like i just like the internet was just like dude he's fucking handsome is that brad pitt that was expecting that part no that was a much nicer actually you know response than i was hoping for i was just hoping to be like hey guys, guys, now we're trying to show up. And they're like, he's hot. And I was like, that's not. No, I'm just like.

That weirds me out. I don't like that. I'm like, hey, come here. I'm just a regular. I'm one of the boys. I'm a little autistic. A little. A little.

So am I. I haven't got to the part about English war bows yet. Is that your tits of tits? It's my octaves. If I get to choose a special interest. Eli, be fucking careful. He will talk about this for 20 goddamn minutes. Wait, hold the fuck on.

This isn't even a joke. Yeah, this isn't a joke. Okay. I'm buckling in. Eli, it's not good for retention. I've known this man for a couple of years and he's been in my house for the last three days. Yeah, this will take 20 minutes.

And our audience is autistic so they're going to love this 20 minute segment. Are you going to let him talk to you like that? Are you really going to let him talk to you like that? You better like this fucking video. You better subscribe. Or unsubscribe. It's the name of the podcast. You can do whatever you want. Wait, wait, wait.

No, go on about this bow thing hold on let me let me preference this so growing up dude i loved archery and it was like my first thing that really sparked the interest in a lot of stuff and i remember like i would always try to make my own bows growing up eventually i got good enough to like i remember like seventh to eighth grade summer i was up by a lake and i made a bow and I finally spear fished a creature. I'm not going to say where, because technically I think it still violates game and fish law,

but I spear fished a creature with a bow that I made. Statute of limitations. Yeah, you know what? I smoked that fish, dude. It was sick. So then it's like eventually grew up, got into guns, airsoft, became a cop, did the whole YouTube stuff.

I had a day where I was like, dude. The airsoft part was weird. Well, it's part of the nerdism. It's part of the nerdism. Airsoft, police officers, shit. Video games, right. I know, I know. It's all part of the nerd stuff, dude.

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Please play responsibly. You got me there. So it was like the weird, it was like the pipeline of interest. So I came back now. I was like, dude, I have disposable income. I could probably make an episode on this. So I bought an English war bow from Etsy, dude. I bought a hundred pound war bow as like the gateway entry because I was like, dude, I love this. I bought a 100-pound war bow as, like, the gateway entry.

Because I was like, dude, I've been working out since I've been in junior high. Bro, that's a fucking metric shit ton. That's for recurve? Well, that's the bottom end of it, dude. That's the bottom end of the power spectrum of the bows. Oh, yeah, because before we go on your tism, it is the steppe people, the Genghis Khan. Yeah, the Mongols. The Mongols, they would have like those huge motherfuckers,

and it's their style of how they have to pull it back. All right, you're scratching my surface. You're stealing my thunder. Let me get there. So you can kind of think of it this way. So the English war bow is kind of like the AK of the bow world. You've got me back in. We're pulling him in while the Mongol bow is more of the AR of the bow world. Wow. You've got me back in. And we're pulling him in while the Mongol like bow

is more of the AR of the bow world because it's a little more, it's a little more complex to make. I would have probably reversed that. Well, here's why. Because, because the war bows are,

it's still technically a war bow. I think for the Mongols, if it's above like 80 pound draw, they consider that a war bow, I believe. And that's where we were talking recurve bow. It's a recurve bow.

Okay. Yeah. So you got to think it bends different ways. There's a lot of like composite Okay. Yeah. So you got to think it bends different ways. There's a lot of like composite material in that. They're a bit more complicated to make, but they are more efficient. You can shoot them from a horseback.

They're not as big, but they have a lot of power. I'm also going fucking tism tangent in this. What do you mean by composite material? So I believe they took different materials and compress them together to make those bows. I'm not like too familiar on that. While you take a war bow from the English,

which is just a long, bendy stick of U-wood. So now they would get those U from, say, Spain, Italy, I think Switzerland, and they would use those as even taxes and import fees during the medieval era. Like they would request like, hey, if you're a trader, you have to pay the import taxes in U-staves. So they would have a nonstop.

Definitely not France. The French were like, hey hey dude I the French hated English archers that that's where this came from they would cut off yeah I was gonna go for that exact story cut off the fingers so it's a very simple way you don't know the story no I don't know so I did not why now I'm my brain's like wait hold on I don't know this whole being an insult in France. Is it France? It's a British insult. Okay. So they would throw these up to the French like, hey, I still got my fingers.

I still got my bow fingers. Because if they caught the bowmen, they would cut these fingers off. So they couldn't work the U-bow anymore. Or they'd just kill them. Or they'd cut them off and then kill them. Like in a sequential order. You know what I mean? Of course. Back in the day, torture was...

Pretty gnarly, dude. Fuck, stop. So you were basically just like fucking dabbing on the French. Like, hey, I still have my fingers. So got my fingers. So got my fingies. That's right. This is an AdamandEve.com ad.

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at adamandeve.com. Babe, let's go have some. Okay, so composite. And then you have your U-bow, much more simple to make, very simple to make, but they are beefy and thick. And they would have,

I think there was a ship that went down in the English Channel under King Henry VIII's rule. And on that ship, they found a very thick bow. They found a very thick bow they found a very thick bow that i believe was like a 200 pound drop so but then but then this is where it even gets deeper in the debate because they're saying well feed somebody in that era and enough to pull

a 200 pound bow and that's the thing dude like those guys were probably like what five seven to five you know eight they're like for that height scheme of that era and they had a special technique to draw the heavy bows i did watch a video on that there it was a special draw yeah in order they it started low and then how they positioned and drove off the ground is how now this might be the first episode too autistic for youtube that's true dude the retention beats are not there or it it's going to be like a hundred. It's just Facebook. It's the first perfect episode on YouTube. YouTube's like,

what? Call them now. What is it? What did you do? We talked about bows. It's just a perfect live episode. Let him cook.

Let him cook. We talked about bows in history. They were so happy yeah christ so we keep cutting you out no no you're fine you're fine you're fine so they found that there's this also this argument where it's like yes it's a 200 pound bow but you think they would have left it beefy and then they could have shaved it down a little bit to fit a specific archer's pole length so it's all this stuff in the up in the air but that's just being said is that

that's like the max end of the power spectrum is like the 200 pound draws and they don't really know for sure that's just off the records they found from the era and they had well preserved like the soot and everything preserved everything in that ship when they pulled it up that's crazy yeah i mean you do find the deformed skeletons of archers from the era too where their backs are just so weird and massive and their shoulders all different but part of my theory was could a modern american man you know athletic ish growing up lifting weights could he jump into and start he just described himself as athletic ish could he jump into and start pulling a war bill of at least on the bottom end of the spectrum to the one of to the 100 to 105 scale and i have it and like i can i can go rep for rep now is my accuracy the best no i mean i'm pushing it now

shooting at like 70 feet and i was able to hit the target but i'm not like because it's a lot of intuitive like or i mean it's a lot of intuition shooting so you do like you're not aiming like you pull it back past your ear almost over to here and then you're letting go instantly yeah like you're not holding that arrow like it's the north of the ring's gonna like hold and it's like what are you doing like and it's raining too you're drawing and loosing instantly yeah it's like you don't have to draw loose people are used to compound bows where like all that pressure is released at the end yeah and you can hold it out here for a fucking half an hour i think compound bows are cool it's just not my flavor of the tism so that's hence i have gone on the war bow path dude i love that is actually now i get like

that that's me with like ars and ak's it's like yeah our ar is better at a lot of modern warfare things like yeah unmodified absolutely yes but you know ak's it's like a dude i fucking i dig the history behind it like that's just every the way that mechanically works like that is just my that's my flavor of tism and you crush it dude oh too good i know even used to be your name it was so beautiful back then yeah it's uh almost like i changed it fucking five years ago and people still use it before they announce me for a fucking boxing match here is the ak guy i love cody's behind the scenes on that where I'm just like, hey, be sure that you... I see everybody saying AK guy.

I'm like, dude, that hasn't been my name in like five years. I'm like, I do other stuff now. If he could just use my name, they're like, oh, I'll make sure it happens. We got you. The AK guy. Yeah. That fight was awesome, by the way, dude.

I appreciate that. That was a hype fight. Did you watch it live? Oh, of course I watched it live, dude. I was yelling at the TV. I was like, get those gloves off. Punch him in the face. Punch him in the face. I Do you watch it live? Oh, of course. I watched a live dude I was young at the TV. I was like get those gloves of punch him in the face punch him in the face I know he watched it live. Yeah, I watched I saw you guys in the I saw the old there they go I was watching a lot. Yeah

That was one of the that was one of the highlights of my life that was so fucking fun I was at a dream or memory core memory core memory and it was it's so fucking fun too and i had a good relationship with james even afterward like it's really really like couldn't have asked for a better introduction to it uh if i lose this election i'm doing another fight i already made that you should do it win or lose do one more would you train you up fucking get you i'm worried about the time commitment if i win because i also want to do a good job with you know this other side quest that I've adopted, which we're already kind of crushing at it right now. By the way, if you want to support, you can go to BrandonHerreraForCongress.com.

I was thinking about this the other day. I'm like, man, if I end up losing this, I want to do another fight, because that was so fucking fun. I think we should all train up and do a fight. Dude, I would 100%. Would you do a YouTube fight? I would love to, yeah. because that was so fucking fun. I think we should all train up and do a fight. Dude, I would 100%. Would you do a YouTube fight? I would love to. Yeah.

Have you ever fought? Yes. Oh, what'd you do? I was a prior cop. Well, but boxing. Oh, boxing fight? Oh, no. Boxing, Muay Thai, BJJ.

It was always just getting my butt kicked by DT instructors and then fighting people on the streets like crackheads. Oh, yeah. It is, as Brandon will tell you, like getting into the ring with somebody that's trained is the most humbling experience one can have because you're like why can't i even hit him and the weird part too is the adrenaline dump before you get into a fight because you've had the adrenaline dump after a fight like during a fight or after a fight yeah getting it three minutes before you fight is a fucking different animal and controlling that heart rate and blood because you start like

hyperventilating brandon and then we gave brandon a new mouthpiece before the fight so he's getting too much oxygen oxygen so he was like the fucking people the announcers are like herrera looks gassed in the red corner i'm like no, no, I'm getting too much. I'm hyperventilating. It was so gangster. I was like, oh, yeah, he's not used to this at all. People have no idea, dude. They have no idea what goes into actual fighting like that.

They just think, I see red bodies at the floor. It's like, no, dude. Not against someone that knows how to fight, too. You see red, you're going to swing it, and it's going to be like. There you go. You're going to wake up yeah yeah you're gonna wake up in a couple seconds i should you should have seen the other guy he's fine yeah blood coming from your eyes like did i win like no no you didn't pal and then yours like his the training going into is awesome and then watching that one just a slip and jab that just started connecting as you said it was your mortal combat sweep yeah

where you realize you're like okay this is one move that like i know he's gonna fucking strike a certain way i can counter it another way so where i can take less damage and also hit him solid it's like all right i'm now giving more damage than i'm taking if i can just keep doing that and sure enough before too long like his he was the blood was clogging his nose and i could tell like he just wasn't getting enough oxygen like starting to tunnel in so it's like all right keep doing that you just keep like just hitting the fucking off button yeah like all right this is a winning combo he just couldn't he couldn't stay in and you fought a tall dude which is like the hardest right, this is a winning combo. He just couldn't stay in. And you fought a tall dude, which is like the hardest thing. Like reach is a big determining factor.

Oh, I haven't talked about this yet. The original, so I fought a guy who was 10 pounds heavier than me, I think five inches taller. Five or six inches taller and then had what? His reach was seven inch reach. I was like, hey, we got to work on this. We got to work on this angles. We got to work on angles, man. I was like, we gotta work on this angles. We gotta work on angles.

I was like, they're tall. We gotta slip the line. That was the perfect test for me as far as knowing that I'm actually using what you guys taught me. Because I couldn't have won any other way. But the original opponent I had, Action Man, is literally a fucking recovered heroin addict.

Kind of PC shit streamer guy. He got in trouble in trouble he got in trouble he got in trouble recently with a law or what yeah imagine being dumb go on i don't have to imagine and then take that and make yourself dumber so he he was always very nice to me yeah i think he was doing this for clout i think he even like told me he was doing this for clout he failed medicals because he's a you know heroin addict oh yeah he uh but he recently uh he went on stream he just popped a weapons charge oh because he was on stream well i think um uh umpVille I just watched that video I was talking to Caleb about it today he fucking he pointed a fucking AR-15 at this

you know chick that's in bed and just saying like to the camera oh I'm a four time felon isn't this so funny yeah he got arrested this is on live stream taking his ar and doing this oh dude surprise pikachu the cop showed up yeah that's weird hey man you can't do that you can't do that oh bro there's breaking the law and then there's breaking the fucking law just being dumb about it just being super stupid about it

no no no no no no that's no. That's, oh, dude. It's one thing to, like, be a four-time felon. Four-time felon holding a rifle is one thing. To be a four-time felon holding a rifle, talking to a livestream saying you're a four-time felon holding a rifle, and then pointing it at a fucking bystander. Yeah, that's kind of very, very scummy behavior. Not great.

I'm kind of glad that I'm not linked to him in that way. No. I do like Oompa gave you that shout out. He was like, my boy would have beat his ass. Like Oompa was just hyping Brandon up. I was like, I like that. I was in the beginning. I was originally like planning to take it to two rounds,

like figuring out how to take it to two rounds because I could have beat him in the first. He wasn't training his drinks. He was drinking like up because he got replaced smoking like doing fucking ribs like up to the fight or two weeks right yeah so like yeah because i think he fell like the last two two weeks out from the fight he failed medicals he literally couldn't get medically approved to be healthy enough to fight. Yeah. Fellas. Hey, fellas. We all want to be prepared for that moment.

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He's fucking rad. Yeah, he seemed like a really nice guy, dude. Really was. Yeah, we met up like a week and a half later. We were talking about it off camera, but you guys didn't have any of like the unnecessary beef talking yeah you know the fake the manufactured because like as a grown man like i see that and it's like it almost feels like wwe-ish when you see it and you're like why you guys talking like this you know fucker like tiktoker dudes unless you actually have beef with someone and you want

to make a good spectacle like sands of the coliseum style i get it but dude there is just a boxing and going to that d zone of it or whatever it's called the zine the zone which you'd never know because their acronyms four fucking letters and i will say that um oh it's a dean you know dean oh no dean the the black kid that was tinier and they they pitted him up against the guy he hated, but he was teammates with him. He just had a fight. And shout out to him. He fucking broke his hand on the dude's face and dropped him. Damn.

Then he beat his ass and knocked him out for an entire round with only his left hand. Because he couldn't use his right hand, so he was like, fuck it, and just was teeing off on the motherfucker and dropped him with just his left hand. No shit. Yeah, I was like, okay, that dude's a fucking warrior right there. That's not it, yeah. But he shattered, it was this bone, it was his middle knuckle just split. God, I'm sorry if I'm fucking this up.

Is it Kamoza, the bare knuckle guy? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, I think when he won his title or his big fight, he won it after he got his jaw broken. Ooh. Dude, those bare knuckle, dude, those are fucking brutal. Different breed, bro. Hi, I'm Tara Schmidt, a registered dietitian and host of On Nutrition, a podcast from Mayo Clinic where we dig into the latest nutrition trends and research

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and then the other one was like through his lip. Like he got fucked up. At first, I didn't understand why he called it on that fight. And then I saw the pictures. I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'd want to fight either. I like Luke Rockhold a lot, man. He's cool guy he was he was cracking up after the one of his fights with the jre and he was like luke what happened he's like i'm old man yeah i'm fucking

old yeah it just happened so what with you what are you doing um first i want to hear just one of your favorite police time reservation stories. Oh, yeah. I know you got two or three. I've got a few. They hit you in flashbacks, man. There was one I think of with this one woman, and she was like a five-foot-nothing, 300-pound woman.

So a ball. Just a big old massive woman. One of the big old women in San Antonio. A big old woman woman big old woman dude i rested this chick a few times like three times i remember one in particular she was huffing spray paint or it was like she was huffing something while driving so this is a repeated offender yes yeah it was either like duis or drug charges and there's like like the tolerances on the res are like nothing so this one she was huffing something she hit a no texting and driving sign while she was driving bailed out of the car and was trying to get home across the desert at night and like you gotta think this is on the res so it's like pitch dark dark and so

we go looking for this person we don't know who it is in the middle of the desert and we're sort of beat bottom along and what happened was this this fat woman fell into like a desert crevasse by like a riverbed and it would have been like a like she didn't like break anything miraculously but it was like a 20 foot probably slide down and she's like stuck in this little wedge of dirt and i remember thinking like the fire department guys were there i was there i was looking at i was like hey do 20 foot probably slide down and she's like stuck in this little wedge of dirt and i remember thinking like the fire department guys were there i was there i was looking at i was like hey do you guys got like a winch or something to get this lady out yeah i was like dude there's no way game you

guys like go she was so short and fat i'm like dude i'm not carrying this chick out i'm gonna drag her up i'm strong i'm not that strong, dude. I'm just imagining you guys like hillbilly-ing that shit where you're like, all right, redneck ingenuity. You wrap it around her, try pulling her out, and she's so heavy, it just cinches and cuts her in half. Hey, you guys got that thing from Jurassic Park that used to lower the cows into the loess around your pit? Clever girl. Clever. I was like, dude, that one always sticks out to me.

I think about it. Just like imagine she's so like short and fat of a person. Imagine her's like, I can get home. And she's like running across the desert and just pitch black. And she's high off like huffing paint. And just like boom into a riverbed, dude. I just picture looking down, you have this like just balloon and this little face. Just silver spray paint thank god it was silver that way they could find it on the side of the highway

ladies and gentlemen we got them and then just lowering you i just picture you they're like harness you and you have to go down and grab her and then they raise you back up you're the claw machine it's like interstellar dude i start spinning weather all right so what's the weirdest thing you ever saw as a cop? Oh, man. This depends. Sometimes things hit me that I totally forgot about. Weirdest thing, dude.

That's kind of like asking us, like, what's the weirdest thing we've seen in our career? Yeah. It's like, dude, I've seen some wicked shit in the last 10 years. It was just crazy stuff, man. Like, just really weird situations that you roll into that, like like that doesn't prepare you for in the academy i remember one call it was like a transgender woman had stabbed another woman at a house i remember we're going to a woman is in like a dude transitioning to chick dude to chick stabbed another chick at that house so you show up to a house there's always like chaos going on you're trying to figure out what's going on you start clearing the house you get him out but i

remember being in the like the like just a weird situation it's like you get in the living room and the living room on the like some of the res houses are just not kept up the living room has nothing but like dog piss and dog shit all in the living room on this carpet i'm being like gross this is gross dude all right where's our suspect i don't want to step in any doo-doo like yeah, I remember that. I remember thinking like, I gotta get out of here. This job's weird, man. This YouTube thing really

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This is probably a little dark. Go on. Like showing, I was at the rim the other day. I was showing Cody like a video of like somebody like that they had found. It was not a body, but it was like just showing the, the aftermath of somebody who was like, they, they basically found a dead body in a home and it was like two weeks later and

they just melted through the couch kind of thing. And it was like, had dripped down to the stairs onto another couch, like that sort of thing. And he's like, I just show it to him. Like, damn,

look at this. This is kind of fucked up. He's like, yeah, that's a typical week in policing. Yeah. Did he say people soup? Yeah. Yeah. He said people he's in people soup yeah yeah see it's so crazy like those stories because mine are so different than that police stories i'm like man it's so messed up i could never do it and then in my stories i'm like yeah it's just another day in

iraq i think the nice thing is imagine it from my perspective i did like real estate then law school and then youtube i didn't see any of this shit. Well, to be fair, I grew up in Fayetteville, so that was kind of a combat zone. Yeah, you did tour, dude. Pointy cuts at a lot of people. That was your own war zone. Yeah. Thank you for your service. I think the weird thing is... Shut the fuck up.

I joke around about that with a bunch of military guys. They're like, well, have you ever served? I'm like, no, no, no, no. Never did anything like that, but I did a 25-year tour in Fayetteville. They were like, oh, like, have you ever served? I'm like, no, no, no, no. I never did anything like that. But I did a 25-year tour in Fayetteville. They were like, oh, damn. Like, God bless your son. Like, God damn, I want to deal with that. I think that it's the seeing the horrors of what you live around, like, at home.

I think that's what gets me, you know? Well, that's what makes it more. Like, for me, it was so far removed from everything. Yeah, you had, like, getting home, and you're like, where's my gun at? Freak out. But for the most part, I're like, where's my gun at freak out. But for the most part, I'm like, man,

very safe for the most part. Yeah. You're separate completely from that. Like war is war. And I was like, come home. I'm like, okay,

I'm back in civilization. I'm not getting shot at every day. And then when we talk to like the guests we've had on recently, it is that crazy distinction between like, I know my experience is very rare across the board getting shot out more than twice and then talking to individuals like you've been shot at like oh a lot like fucking i've been in probably like 40 or 50 gunfights dang now that i'm like thinking about it, because it was every day. We were just like, oh, we're walking out.

Gunfight. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I remember laughing at my buddies because they took a sniper round. Yeah. And I was overhead cover and I couldn't find the sniper. Sillen came and he was like, why don't you shoot back? I was like, I didn't know where the fuck they were. I just watched you guys run like bitches.

Because I'm fucking. Yeah. Did you see fucking first squad? Just like. They just start running down the way.'m like where is this guy that was my favorite story i think probably you know as a watcher of the podcast it was a habitual yeah uh he was he was on he was talking about like uh the the video he showed his mom of like the fucking like way too close fucking airstrike and like all the guys just start laughing like well why why is that funny

because we're okay yeah you're fine you're not dead yeah always and that's all it is you're just like i've told it too it's like every time they're like we're dropping the j damn on that bridge to drop it everyone's heads down and then you wait because you're like 500 pounds okay yeah we're not we're watching this entire explosion go down you're telling me they're dropping a bomb that's worth more than my net salary ever okay I gotta watch that

that is my entire platoon's net worth I've gotta see this shit everyone that's what everyone does just like showing force with like F-16s or whatever the jets are they're like hey do you want us to show force and we're like yeah i don't even know what that means the thing is neither does the enemy no you think they understand the combat capabilities of a fucking f-22 or whatever

the fuck like that and all that's all they would do they would just do a low pass and drop fly up and i was like what's this mean we were like oh that's all of us do they would just do a low pass and drop fly up and i was like what's this mean we were like oh that's all of us just have no idea what if i can show force with a flyover because we've done show force with like did it ever work oh yeah they don't fuck around like we've done we would just engage it'd be like hey we need to show a force right here there's bad guys shooting and they just start dropping our but okay and then you see nothing we started doing death blossoms uh it is when we get engaged by an id and like small arms fire it's like okay we're just gonna shoot the fuck out of everything in this general vicinity and that also stopped people

returning fire like yeah we stopped getting weird yeah like id bless everything would just instantly if i was a terrorist and i was trying to take pot shot you guys and I saw Like a jet fly overhead. I've been like, oh I'm gonna take the day off I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna pray about this for a while and see if this was a good call I'm not opposed to dying for a law We're to postpone the 72 version thing. I'll be back. It's going to happen.

It's not today. We drive in a night mission. It was just driving home. We were just, it was a late night through one of the main MSRs back by Bacaba. Bacaba is like the Olive River province. Just cruising, just cruising.

And I'm in the front striker on the gunning seat i'm like wait everyone stop just everyone stopped i'm like i don't think they know we're here because they're digging a hole in the road and we're just looking in thermals with the 50 cal like dragging the giant shell over it's like a high fence hunt. This doesn't seem deserved. Oh, Brandon, see, you got it wrong. This is the MGS vertical. This doesn't seem deserved.

It's a video game screen. This is just like thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk. Well, the thermals prevent PTSD. Exactly. All it takes is a red screen and you're like, hey. You see a screen, you see some white heat, and then all of a sudden the spicy memories go away.

I just hate it. You could. You see it in photo, like a picture, and you're like, I can't. Thermal. Okay, now I can. That's a different chance. They literally did a study. You know about that, right? No, I did't. Thermal. Okay, now I can. That's a different chance. They literally did a study. You know about that, right? No, I did not.

Oh, yeah, no, that legitimately was like a DOD thing. They're like, yeah, let's start integrating a lot of thermals on stuff that maybe doesn't need thermal, but we've seen studies show that that prevents large-scale PTSD. I mean, it makes a lot of sense because you have that disconnect instantly from all of that yeah because you're like oh it's it's a white mist now i could be misquoting that i i know i don't ever see that because it makes sense for um aircraft drones drones drone strikes and

everything like that because now you're just looking at little white dots run that turn into white paint balls and then you just paint balls jesus christ yeah call duty groom dust to be like sociopaths dude i will i will say there there were like some like in the early days especially of uh the ukraine uh war like the the fucking i think it was the uh azar battalion like their btr crew where you saw that one where they were just lighting up this APC, and then they saw the dudes hiding behind it, and you see they just started skipping rounds off the pavement, just the mist behind it.

It's like, damn, man. Dude, I hate that the invasion happened. I hate that the world has to be in fucking global conflict right now, but god damn, that video is satisfying. Great for stock prices. Yeah. Be sure to leave cookies and milk out for Raytheon and Lockheed. Live loud,

Lockheed Martin. Dude, it's crazy because I do war against anyone that has technology. What you guys did with the drones, that's absolutely fucking terrifying to me. I'm like, yes.

What do you do against that shit? Near warfare is gonna be wild it's crazy to see how they went back to trenches so quick like no one wants to be above ground dude it is gnarly although that but we're regressing the fact that they went back to trenches is why they're using shit like drones too yeah so it's kind of it's it's interesting to see new factors that it's like thick we haven't really figured out effective ways to counter this that will be obvious in 30 years right we haven't found the thing because we did the warlock system overseas which is just those things on the back of a strikers or vehicles which block out radio frequencies so that way they can't detonate So then they're just wire control detonation of IEDs. And they'd run props to them

because they would run that fucking wire really far down a house just in line of sight, like a few blocks away, clack it off that way. Once they seen the warlock system, it's like, oh, they have to be smart. Oh yeah. All the dumb ones were probably dead by then.

And I will, I always give it props. It's the, the argument. It's like, what, they have to be smart. Oh, yeah. All the dumb ones were probably dead by then. And I will. I always give it props. It's the the argument. It's like, what are you going to do against the U.S. military? It's like, trust me, I've experienced what they can do against the U.S. military with an AK, some fertilizer. And some explosives, they they're very mixture of fertilizer. I don't know how much would you like to say that on the Internet? Oh, and so we just start training.

Kenny K's like, dude, I went to federal prison for this. Oh, God, I haven't told the story. Actually, I haven't told the story ever. I got blocked by FPS Russia back in the day. And like Kyle, now I've been on this podcast, you know, P.K. a couple of times. Love Kyle. Love it. I Love all those guys.

I got blocked by him when I was really young because I was one of those anarchist cookbook kids. Imagine that. You don't say, Congressman. I was building bombs in my backyard at 16. I used to do a lot of fucking wild shit. You're like peroxide? And that don't mix together.

The cat died. Okay, next one. I was building some serious shit and blowing up freezers when I was like 16, 17. But I remember seeing a post where he did like, well, this is a really

proprietary mixture, blah, blah. I said, I'm like, Tanrite, like binary explosives or whatever. I'm like, in the comments, I'm like, it's really not that hard. All you have to do is mix,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I just like went, you know, powder, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like in the different mixtures. Why am I blocked from commenting on FPS Rush's Facebook? I've never told Kyle that story. Space, space, space, space, space, space. Like a deer. Like, hey, bro, why'd you block me?

I was so young at the time. It's like I was old enough to know how to make an IED, but young enough to not understand why that was a problem. You don't need to talk about that. Keep that to yourself. My brother in Christ, you're scaring the hoes. We are 45 minutes into this podcast. The hoes are gone, my friend.

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your mask unveiling your cop your content's already crushing big, what are you trying to get into next? You got your mask unveiling. Your content's already crushing. I always love you. Cinematography. What's your next, what are your next big steps that you want to take? I would like to get into some short films. That was my brother. Oh, shit. That's what I'd like to get into.

I don't want to say too much just because the zeitgeist, when you start putting stuff out there. Let's talk after this. We'll talk after that was some eli asmr yeah that was i want to put too much out there but that's the goal i kind of want to say that you know that there is like the plan of short films because so much of what i love is movies and how can i create my own movies so that's like the goal i think that'll be good for you like i really do because like i like as long as i've known you you've always been like a big movie guy like you're always quoting movies you're always trying to like figure out how to like from day one even

like before most people even get into cinematography and stuff like that you're always trying to like plan your content around shots well right i mean i mean to me movies speak to me on such a deep visceral level and then i think there's a thing where hollywood fails guys like us they really drop the ball on a lot of stuff i mean eventually especially the last 20 years pretty much yeah stuff does shine through that's really good and you're like that's awesome but for the most part it's never like fully there or they miss a few things like details or the met there's like hidden messaging to make try and make it woke and you're like like it's not there yet you know so they're kind of doing a disservice to us because they want like BlackRock investors.

So if I can go outside of that and make stuff that's, there's no message, it's just pure awesomeness is the goal, and then it's for guys like us essentially. Especially with like modern Hollywood all has to go before a board before they release it, and that's where real creativity gets killed. Essentially, yeah. If only we knew other companies that had issues with a board killing good content. Yeah, one, we don't know any.

Don't know a single one. I'm going to go Swiss on this one. No, it's crazy. Some company made out of good people trying to do good content, getting kneecapped by a board. That's crazy, right? Crazy? I was crazy once.

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That's 20% off and free shipping at manscaped.com with code UNZEP. Happy New Year's to your balls. I didn't know you were so big into movies and shit. I'm pissed we don't talk more, bro. Oh, dude, I love movies. We should talk more. What the fuck? Do you realize that's like

all I... I will out-tism him on cameras any goddamn day of the week. Oh, yeah. I know this. It's like movies and that, like directing, Brandon. We have our new project that we're working on that's still, which, have we filled him in at all? I've showed him some of the stuff. Okay.

Yeah. Well, yeah, he's never met director Eli. Director Eli's a different person. For those who don't know, as soon as Eli gets that little director cap on, and he does insist on wearing a different cap, it's a different human being. I forgot no one sees that side of me, so show was just like,

what the fuck is this version of you? It's like, that's my bread and butter. That's my tisomore. Hey, I need this. Hey, stop talking. I need this. Hey, shut the fuck up. Hey, you cocksucker, move over there. I need this. Hey, shut the fuck up. Hey, you cocksucker. Move over there. You're fired. Get off my set.

Well, I'm still responding. Why the fuck are you here? Eli, you invited me. Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Where's my soy half-caffia? Dude, it's the stuff I love. Because Tarantino, the individuals that are successful on their own,

they thankfully don't have to answer to anyone. They build such a gravitas. They can kind of do their own thing. Yeah. And it's fucking, they are the board. Exactly. And that's as it should be with film,

especially getting into any space where it's like you let creatives do the thing they're good at. And then good shit happens. Yeah. Hate that idea. Let us rewrite it to make everyone else happy. It will crush. A board full of people that have no successes to their name. Oh no. Let's rewrite it to make everyone else happy. It will crush every fucking time.

A board full of people that have no successes to their name? Oh, no, they know better than we do. You're saying I've got to answer the money man? I don't know about that. Okay, so what kind of movies would you make? If you're going into shorts and movies, what style? It would definitely be stuff that would speak to our crowd, so military law enforcement guys. So getting it right for those guys

for it to be accurate to where you watch it and they go, yeah, that's real. You know, stuff like that. And then even other just human stories that are a little bit more interesting, but or comedies too. So that's just the goal.

And that's something I want to start getting into. So it's we'll see. We'll see if I can pull it off. You should talk to Cody about some of his stuff. We need to talk after this. Like it's going to be a good fucking group of boys.

It's a good group of boys. Especially with the other project with Virtual Fund. And it's a room out of things. People have no idea. Shit's going to get fucking real in the next six months. People don't know what's been going on behind the scenes. We don't just sit and drink all day. Well, we do that.

It's to cope with the stress. Yeah, exactly. Of the massive talent. Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. What are your top five movies? I want to know this now.

I'm like, I'm going to answer. I'm going to ask you too. I've got a moment. I'm on the cinema. I'm on the cinema train. I'm like, yes like I'm gonna answer I'm gonna ask you too yeah I've got a moment I'm on the cinema I'm on the cinema train I'm like yes let's go Master and Commander Gladiator Rogue One Saving Private Ryan Rogue One Rogue One's awesome I love Rogue One that's fucking crazy uh it's so it's such a good Star Wars movie it doesn't feel like Star Wars Star Wars is the director of that feel like Star Wars. I think did he just do The Creator?

Yeah, he just did that too. Because The Creator has a similar vibe and feel to it. Creator just came out. That was shot on that Sony FX30. Little known fact, if you look in the background on a lot of those, they saved so much budget on that movie because they just filmed

it on location. It was an $80 million budget, which sounds like a lot but for Hollywood saved so much budget on that movie because they just filmed it on location so well it was an 80 million dollar budget which sounds like a lot but for hollywood that's nothing that's not especially for how many episodes because that was multiple series or is that for the creator it was just one movie okay it was a movie so 80 million the vfx on that but did you notice in the background a lot of those beach scenes there's literally just parties going on in the background because they did not those beach scenes, there's literally just parties going on in the background. Because they did not rent out locations. They filmed on set. Did they steal shots?

Yep. That's sick, man. They would film. Like, there would be parties going on at Tiki bars, and they'd be like, fuck it, we don't care. Yeah. Film it. You can't tell what's going on. That is sick.

And then they'd work around it. Yeah. So gangster. That is sick. Is it just like a depth of focus cheat, or? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because they're like, eh.

It's especially outside. Okay. Outside. If you're filming on anamorphics, the rule is 5.2. And then if you're interior, it's five, 2.8.

I love when we activate Tizumi, like, cause he's just like, uh, well, so I'm like, you guys have a Sony FX 30. You better be shooting on S log two.

Or are you shooting on S log three? Okay. That's fine too. Okay. Hey, we're going to switch to S log two or are you shooting on s log three okay that's fine too okay and we're gonna switch to s log two it's because of the dynamic range you have one more stop uh that's the reason you do that but if you don't want to you don't have to because uh color correction and post it adds more time on it so if you can get a lot like i use the panasonic s3 uh s5 2x and the reason i use that is because you can build burn in the lut so in post it saves you a lot of time because then you just add a 10 saturation or sorry 10 on saturation and then uh five on contrast and you have it dialed all the way

the fuck in without using luts i understood all of that we're gonna we're gonna go back and clip that yeah we're gonna get that yeah we're gonna get go back and clip that. Yeah, we're going to get that. Yeah, we're going to get that. Are you using DaVinci Resolve? No, I'm on Premiere. You, oh my God. Just, do you want him? Yeah. Why? He's done.

Sorry. All right. That elitism was like full of it because of that shit. We just spared you about five minutes. You have no idea. It's good. It's good. It's good.

I had a fifth movie. I couldn't think of anything. It's tough. That's a tough draw. My movies fluctuate around, man. But those are the first four that came to mind. There's probably a fifth in there somewhere. Edge of Tomorrow? Edge of Tomorrow's really good. It's probably one of the

best movies of the modern era, I would say. Yeah. It's one of my favorite movies. It's great sci-fi. There's no woke isn't to it. It's just a great story. It takes a lot of,

it combines same private Ryan with groundhog day. It looks awesome. It's, and it's, it's got good comedic beats too. Yes. On top of having a solid story and it doesn't sacrifice the story for the comedy. No fucking love. Yes. It's like when he's starting to wake up and it's like wake up soldier wake up

soldier and you just have it over and over and talk he's like no no it's fine it's fine i'll be okay i just need a moment i need like just give me okay do it it's like gone such a good movie top five so i'm a big Scorsese nerd. I like. Solid choice. Wolf of Wall Street. No particular order. Wolf of Wall Street.

The Aviator. One of my favorite fucking movies. It's still one of yours. Saving Private Ryan. Yeah. Fucking masterpiece. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. No, go for it.

I was going to say the sound design in Saving Private Ryan alone is phenomenal. When you really like look and break down a lot of content we know the guy. Well we do know the guy. It was one of the first movies that fucking cared. Do you know who the guy was? Kevin Bredingham. He helped with the sound design.

No kidding. That is crazy. They drew a bunch of shit out of his collection. That is awesome. We discussed it when he was on the podcast. We had a bunch of shit out of his collection. That is awesome. Oh, yeah. We discussed it when he was on the podcast. We had no idea. We were all shitting words. We all got bullet to Kevin.

Well, we all got blackout drunk with him. That is crazy, man. Dude, he did Black Hawk Down. Saving Private Ryan. He rattled off a couple big ones. Yeah. And then he passed out blackout drunk at the bar. He was asleep on the bar.

I'm like, I have a hundred millionaire passed out in the back of my Raptor. It's the weight of massive talent, my man. I like the way he lives. He's a talented and genuinely fun individual. He's one of the best humans. Those are like solid movies. Those are like sci-fi you have your different like war so you guys are more into action war movies i would say so yeah that

happens like not just action for the sake of action but it's happening the human element too because it's like i mean the reality of conflict of any sort of fighting is that you're just a human right but when guys can do feats that are above and beyond that's always interesting but then there's always just the grind that is and it's not you're not gonna you're not the main character you're gonna get just evaporated you know so i also like rise and fall stuff yeah like the the other movie i was gonna because i was like my the fourth one i think i was gonna name was uh four verse ferrari and i actually watched that at your house like fucking three four years ago one of the best i dude such a good movie i've probably watched it three times since then great fucking movie do you know i was gonna say you would love this the movie

that lives rent-free a lot of times is hostiles i've seen that with christian bale where he is um it's towards the later half of the indian wars and he's a captain in the u.s army he has to escort an old cheyenne chief that he to. And then it is where he has the problems of who's the bad guy, who's the good guy. Yeah. Very good fucking movie. Look at you with your movie. Fifth movie. The Outlaw Josie Wells.

Clint Eastwood. I have not watched that. What? That is one of the best films ever made. He's a former confederate that like his whole uh his whole unit goes to turn themselves in uh the union basically ambushes them and just like tries to gun them down because they have like a notorious like guerrilla group and he has to basically go on the run and it's his whole drive west as like a disgraced former confederate and it clint eastwood

just that is one of his best roles dude i love like it's great western clint eastwood just that is one of his best roles dude i love like clint western clint eastwood how he directs is one of the greatest thing ever because have you ever read how he directs i heard it was like the one take yeah and he has some of the best lines you have i love hearing actors and how they interact with the director matt damon matt damon with um the uh south african movie no matt damon with uh saving private ryan um oh spielberg spielberg With the South African movie? No, Matt Damon with Saving Private Ryan. Oh, Spielberg. Spielberg. Yeah, oh yeah.

Spielberg is the one when Matt Damon's like, I think I'll nail this take. Just, hey, let's do it one more time. Spielberg looks at him, he's like, or I can go get an actual actor who can get a good take, and then we can do this one any other time. He just walked away. And that's Matt Damon's like,

that's when I was humbled of my time. I need to just shut the fuck up and listen to the director and actually know my part that time. Whereas Clint Eastwood is very big on one takes. And he's like, and go. And he just listens and just lets the actors play it out as they see fit. And you're like okay this is completely and then you have tarantino who you have to do exactly his script there's no modifying his script you read the line verbatim or you you're just off the fucking yeah and that's how

it goes and you're like oh man this is uh. We talked about this one with the Bear Jew, who the Bear Jew was actually supposed to be. We're supposed to be Adam Sandler. You know that? I did not know that. That's why they do the big reveal, the long reveal. And it's he walks out of the shadows, you know, Adam Sandler. It was supposed to be Adam Sandler as the Bear Jew. I was like, fuck.

And it was so fucking good. Was it a thing where Adam couldn't land the lines Jew. I was like, fuck! That was so fucking good on that. Was it a thing where Adam couldn't land the lines? No, he couldn't. He was filming something else. Oh, yeah. Who the fuck would turn down a Tarantino movie? Yeah. Dude, I would cancel the fucking birth of my child

over there. Maybe we're getting abortion. No, sweetheart, just squeeze it in. Just hold it. Keep it in. I need 24 hours. I'll be're getting a bar shit. No, sweetheart, just squeeze it in. Just hold it. Keep it in. I need 24 hours. I'll be around for the next round.

Put tape up. Baby ain't coming out right now. I'll be around for the next kid. Come on. I got you a Tarantino. Just kegel that shit for 24 hours, honey. I believe in you. I'll be back, sweetheart.

Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. Stay three nights this summer at Best Western and get $50 off a future stay. Life's a trip. Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. Do you watch any Westerns? It seems you're getting into Westerns. Yeah, I mean, Westerns are such a good classical story, right?

So, I mean, I love 310 to Yuma. Hostiles was one that I got on. That was a good one. Some other ones. Like Westworld, kind of. That's a good sci-fi show for the cowboy stuff. And you have the olders with any of the clans. Good, bad, ugly.

Yeah. This blows my mind. You've not seen the Outlaw Josie Wells. You've seen it. I hate it. Is that the one is that the one where he has the poncho

or is that the different one the good bad and the ugly there's good bad and the ugly I'm shocked neither of you have seen that now I have to watch it I'm like hello boys

you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie oh wait oh that's a I haven't seen it though I know what that line's from it's a good fucking movie it's one of those movies

that's got like 12 great bits in it like the whole movie together like the pacing's a lines from It's a good fucking movie It's one of those movies That's got like 12 great bits in it Like the whole movie Together Like the pacing's a little slow It's a 70s movie I love movies

But I don't I don't catch them all sometimes Stuff slips through the cracks man Yeah Recently We'll fix that Recently you have I mean

Most recent movies I'm like You get a good Few war movies in there But for the most part Yeah Did you see The Covenant? Why does it sound familiar? It's the new uh fucking guy richie movie that's the war movie oh my god i i did watch that i've

heard a lot of interviews everybody loves it except prior military guys they're like this is the worst war film i've ever fucking seen which is weird i love guy richie yeah i love guy richie too he's very when i heard he was doing that that movie i was like that doesn't fit his style to me because he did aladdin and like, that doesn't fit his style to me. Because he did Aladdin, which doesn't fit his style to me. And then he did this. He did Aladdin? Yeah.

You're fucking kidding me. Oh, no. Honey, what is you doing? Yeah, yeah. It doesn't fit. To me, it doesn't fit like a Guy Ritchie. Because I loved King Arthur. And King Arthur didn't do well.

But I thought it was an awesome movie. Like, with his style it was it was sick but again when i heard like aladdin or the covenant i was like this doesn't feel like a guy richie genre i think he could you're right even with how his shooting style is doesn't match a war movie because you had to have those punchy transition shots or like hey we're in this problem then it's that quick like reload the shaky cam follow action shit like you could do that in guy richie style but like just what makes a good action sequence just i think it doesn't fit the war movie style of like war movies are supposed to be like epic and kind of heavy like a guy richie is supposed to be a little more like black hawk down

epic and heavy saving Saving Private Ryan. It lets it breathe where Guy Ritchie doesn't let movies breathe. He's like, hey, I'll breathe right here, but I need punch, punch, punch, punch. Same for the director for, oh, God dang it, John of the Dead. Oh, yeah, fuck. I know exactly who you're talking about. Yeah, God damn it. what is his name Edgar Wright He's a very good physical comedy beat director Yeah but couldn't do a war movie

I'm sorry if this is boring as shit to those of you Who don't give a fuck about film I love this This is all of artism I think It took us an hour But we found out where to hone in Where to hone in. Long bows too far.

Long bows. And I was like the step people. I love the step people. Do you know Genghis Khan history? I heard Genghis Khan once or twice. We had a couple little divots into racism left and right. But other than that, you know,

there weren't any such cases, my Lord. We made it on, We made it on brand. So what is your first short film? What's it going to be about, do you think? We can talk. I can't talk about it on camera yet. Can't talk about it on camera. Really?

Yeah, because I'll tell you guys off camera, but for now, I want to keep it close to the chest. Ooh. Oh, really? God dang it. Son of a biscuit. Yeah. Okay. What are some new, can you talk about YouTube content?

Sure. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, we did the one today. Yeah, we did. We did two. Yeah, we did two videos. So we did the top five today with Brandon.

Don't do a tinkle. That's okay. We got you. One of my things to do on the channel, I did the top five where I'll go to my buddies that have cool gun collections. And Brandon has probably one of the best gun collections of all my gun tube friends. It is a really good collection. I've seen guys that have a lot of guns.

I've seen guys that have very niche interests. Like Scott is obsessed with power and large projectiles. Which if you've met Scott, you completely understand. Yeah, you go to the other end of the spectrum. You have Ian of Forgotten Weapons. I've seen his collection. It's like, he had a, like, in his compound, on one side of his gun collection was all, he called it the French Corridor.

All French niche weapons. He's like, I have, yeah. Is his lineage, like, French? I think so. Because I've never understood his... Well, I mean, his last name's McCollum, so he has, like... A little bit of Scotch-Irish there. Yeah, so, he has that, and then onum, so he has like... A little bit of Scotch-Irish there. Yeah, so he has that,

and then on the other side is like a little bit more genre weapons. You have a lot of really cool weapons that are very unique, and you build some very unique weapons. So it's cool to crack open that collection. I think of Mike, who has a bunch of tactical-oriented guns,

and it is cool to see. We did that, and then we shot an M60 a vietnam themed m60 uh i have a cowboy themed episode coming out sorry let me rephrase i'm stuttering i had a cowboy themed 1860 coming out uh from henry arms gonna do that 1860 a lever gun 1860 not an actual 1860 yeah but it's it's the lever gun that it's based off of the repeater the lanc60. Yeah. But it's the lever gun. It's based off of the repeater. The Lancaster repeater. It saw limited use during the Civil War.

Very limited use. I was going to say, during the Civil War, I remember, I'm a big fucking nerd when it comes to weapon development and whatnot. I don't know of a single widely produced lever gun that ever saw action. If I remember correct. 1860 was even before the civil war it was but right before and i think it started production in 1862 okay because like i'm thinking like 1862 was like burnside carbine like we did not go to like self-contained cartridges yet i think they had the self-contained cartridge i think it was an issue of logistics

and so soldiers would spend their own money to acquire the 1860. Right, right. I think it was that one Confederate general that was like, they can load on Sunday and shoot all week. God, who would that have been? Astrid didn't, editor. Fuck me. I don't. Damn it.

Yeah. What was that? 1873 was the revolvers because that's the cattlemen and everything. Believe it or not. Nope. So, all right, I'll go deep tism on this one. I love it. The Colt.

I want to add on to this, so keep going. The Colt, I think it's the 1837 Colt Patterson was the first six-shot revolver. Holy shit. Is it a five-shot or six-shot? Was it a cap or a bullet? It's cap and ball. So the first cartridge-based was 1870s. 1873 or 1876 was the Cattlemen.

Was it the Peacemaker or the Cattle peacemaker or the cattleman was the first in the peacemaker well they already had the self-contained cartridge i thought they had those technically they had the self-contained cartridge in like the early 1800s with like the pinfire stuff and a lot of french like prototype weapons but like not how we know it today yeah yeah i don't know i'm gonna have to look into the history of the lever gun now. I could have swore that first revolver was a five shot. It could be. I own one.

I don't remember if it's five or six. I think the big deal is that it helped the settlers pacify the West because of all the Comanche horse archers. Yeah. Going back to horse archers who controlled a lot of them. There's a book on this. I think it's Tears of the Summer Moon, where essentially you have these Comanche horse archers

that could just tear up these settlers coming across the plains, going through the American steppe, because these guys only have a flintlock rifle and then a flintlock pistol. So they fired those first two rounds. Not to be confused with Killers of the Flower Moon. Is that something else?

The new movie coming out. The new movie coming out. Oh, with Leo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, not to demote. No, you're good, you're good. I see what you did there.'s that's like crazy how that technology was like flint and flint it's like yeah bows are still gonna win it's no different than um

we've talked about it before uh the step people or gangas con when they rode into russia it just fucking annihilated gangas i was like yo yeah just keep pushing i don't give a fuck just literally push as far as we can. We're conquering this goddamn world. So when he hit Russia, they sent all their people out, and Genghis Khan did his style, which is that people come in, pull back, draw them on in, and then roll down the rivers, and just their heavy bows were heavy bows,

and they were talented compared to everyone else because they fought all the time. They killed the entire Russian military. Do you know this? Go on. They killed the entire Russian military. The entire military was gone. What year about was this?

This was during the Genghis Khan era of 600? No, I think late 1100s to early 1200s is my guess. Was it Genghis Khan era of 600? I want to guess. No, I think late 1100s to early 1200s is my guess. Was it Genghis Khan's 1213 is my guess. Oh, yeah, probably, because that's what I was thinking. It's almost like we all have a nightmare brick in front of us that can answer this question. Because they were the first ones to incorporate dynamite explosives and everything like that.

So when they pulled out, all of them came up. They wiped them all out. Yeah, he died in 1227. So yeah, 1227. So around that time when he wiped out the Russian military, Russia was like, Fucked. We are fucked. These guys pulled everyone out, wiped them all out, no questions asked.

And then they just waited. Like, well, we're going to die. Gangs of Cannes is like, hey, you guys are too far. Come back. So they just waited like, well, we're going to die. Gangs, cons like, Hey, you guys are too far. Come back. So this just waited the Russian mill. Like all of Russia was just like, Ooh, they're just going to come in and kill us.

And then they watched these people just disappear. And they're like, they kill our military. They didn't even rate us. What the fuck are these? They thought they were crazy people. Cause it was, again,

a military destroys your army and just leaves. Yeah, it's not the SOP for history. No, and then you're just like, at that time, you don't have the age of information. You're just worried. Who are those people? Yeah, exactly. Literally. What the fuck just happened?

Just imagine that you have no fucking idea what just destroyed your military. They didn't even want our lithium? Exactly. idea of what just destroyed your military they didn't even want our lithium exactly you're like dude the horse archers of the step have been a problem for millennias you go into the step without horse archers i play the total war game once or twice you go in there i think of crassus who was trying to push towards the step and he got betrayed by some scouts and classic roman tale these horse archers step horse archers were pinning the shields of the romans with their bows so they were shooting these and the arrows were pinning the shields to their arms they're pinning the guys to their like to the ground with their bows if they got like hitting the foot like these guys are nuts dude dude that's why they controlled

literally the entire asian cotton the horse archer is the peak of military tech until the gun comes around yeah yeah that man spread his seed more than Monsanto. Yeah. He was eco-friendly. He reduced the carbon footprint. By a, I forget how many people. In a way. No, he did.

He killed so many. They killed so many people. It reduced the carbon footprint. He helped the environment because you kill so many people. You're like, God damn. Okay, bro. This is sounding a little Thanos-esque here with your reasoning. Man, he was an environmental hero.

Imagine the two billion people that aren't here. Yeah. Honestly, like Genghis Khan, it's going to wrap it around. Like Genghis Khan is going to be the reason why we win the war with China. Thank God they're not at three and a half billion people. I just like his grave when they buried him it was already set in stone it's like hey when i get buried make sure you kill everyone at that funeral and then all those people that kill all those people kill that they also get killed when

they're returning back do you not know this that's why gangas khan's uh gravesite is not known so everyone that attended his funeral they were told that military was told, okay, wipe all of them out. So the military killed all of them, trampled the ground so no one could tell. Then on their return home, like 200 miles in, then those people were murdered. But another set of military set in place. So no one knew where he was buried at. Which is why nobody knows where Hitler's buried in Argentina. So Eli, what's your next project?

My next project is we kind of filmed something. Oh yeah, I forgot we can't really talk about that. Anime and video games. Dude, the audience is like, you guys can't talk about nothing, dude. And video game weapons done in real life and we'll just leave it at that. Which I'm so, you guys being there

and then I, man, that was like my tism where I was like, yes, it's everything I've ever wanted. Slow-mo camera, slow-mo camera. Dude, I was in heaven watching that stuff. I was like,

and now in post it looks so good you guys have such good like one-liners and entries into post i'm like okay so we'll do 10 minutes or we'll do six minutes from act three we're gonna do uh five minutes from act two and then a couple minutes from act one and then put it all together in this nice package and then i'm excited to see your demo cut of it dude like later on while you, while you're fucking around with it, just send me a rough. I'm really curious. I want to see this shit.

I'm building out, like, mine is writing on notepads. Without the sound design and all that. Yeah, I know. Not much, you know. The sound design will last, because I'm already inserting my motion graphics and how I want everything to go, and, like, highlighting how the machine works

and all the voiceovers, and I'm just, like like going through my autistic notebook giving notes during the edit. It's going to be some good content. You guys are going to want to see it. I know I literally like aside from obviously wanting to be involved in the project, I wanted to fucking be there to see it because it was cool as shit.

Dude, it's just crazy. We'll just cut that G-Man. Spoilers! StopMan. Spoilers. Stop that. Spoilers, darling. It's visceral. That is the one thing you can fucking say without a doubt is how visceral some of it is. You've seen one of them.

I saw one, yeah. No matter what happens that we're going to maybe tease, every time we saw the slow-mo recap, everybody was like, Oh, fuck. It was dude shit. Gnarly. Just dudes being br that thing hell yeah bros being dudes what's your next uh what are your actually you you brought out your five favorite guns from brandon's what are your favorite five favorite guns like what are your all-time yeah dog uh mp7 mj42 uh those are the top two I can think of just easily.

The AM180 suppressed is a vibe. I think it's definitely up there. You should have brought it. AM180? I mean, we already did one. What the fuck? The.22 machine gun. Have you seen mine?

Yeah. Oh, okay. The one with the 360-round drum on top. I think it's the.270. Blood Diamond Car 15 for sure. And then... drum on top or 270 blood diamond car 15 for sure and then oh geez probably an h car i love the h car yeah weird it's it's not it's a very boutique gun it's not the most user-friendly for like taking apart and maintaining it but it's pretty sick it would never make my top five but it would probably make my top 20. It's a vibe.

This is off the top of the head. If I had a really thing like, all right, you will win. All right, dude. This is my bar. I want to do one on the PPK and call it the gun that killed Hitler. I'll do it myself. I want to do a bunch of jokes in there like, you know who I look up to? I look up to the man

who killed him just see the amount of fucking people who don't know their history just go like that's a patriot right there Canadian parliament told the standing ovation for an SS soldier they totally did Jesus Christ 14th Panzer Grenadier Division of the SS

they're all like yeah he's so brave that was a volunteer unit. I mean, to be fair, he was in Ukraine when the Russians were messing up everybody. It was a little different for them. Crazy. Brandon, top five? Oh, top five guns? Oh, dude,

I don't know. AK, AK, AK. I don't like the AK. Dude, that's a wild one. I don't know. Out of my collection or just... No, bro you have to have your like top five where you're like this i'm fucking this is what i would give everything for m2 browning solid got one of those uh minigun fucking love the minigun i'm surprised you don't have one of those yet. I've been in talks. I'm trying.

I'm guessing we're talking to our friend. A couple different ones, actually. They're just kind of figuring out, like, all right, what do I, really it's about, like, what do I want, what do I want to spend? Because, like, most people think, like, me going, oh, I don't know, 50 grand, like, hmm, how much does your house cost? Also, 5.56 versus 7.62 six two and the seven six two not manageable by a human no we learned that and even the blanks very manageable yeah with live rounds not so

new because that was my idea if you remember like doing the uh like trying to like rotate like okay can you do one in five live rounds i know can you do one in four or one in three like that seemed like a really good incremental youtube video yeah that walk though that that first burst we were like okay let's go and then we were all standing on the wrong so it's like hold on we all shifted everyone's like wait because it gun rotates it'll spin low and right yeah so we're like oh it's the centripetal force i guess i don't know so we all rotated to the other side and then it was that quick burst was absolutely terrifying on what a weapon system can do because it's like what nope no we're not doing this anymore this is hands down not okay matt is not a small man no and that was just just ripped him immediately i think that was one one every two yeah and that was or like one to one rather. I think that was one every two.

Yeah, and that was. Or like one to one, rather. Yeah, and the blanks, because the blanks don't move anyone. You fired a minigun, right? Yes. Yeah. And there's just a burr. Have you done handheld?

No, I remember there was a video of Gronkowski. He did the handheld minigun, but I think those were all blanks. Because there's no way. I remember shooting that minigun at the Dillon Arrow Range, and it moves the entire suspension of a truck. Like, it's funny, dude. There's no way. I remember shooting that minigun at the Dillon Arrow Range, and it moves the entire suspension of a truck like it's funny, dude. There's no holding back. Because imagine like a G3, like boom, that recoil. Now imagine one of those, but like 4,000 rounds a minute.

Yeah. You're not manageable. You can't do that, dude. This isn't Predator. You can't do that. Like 50 a second, right? I did have an idea that i'll share here i'll do this one day i wanted to do a minigun rocket jump i wanted to figure out how to like i already

had a design for a suspension to like just put it in the air and just figure out the weight of the person that you could carry and shoot a minigun down to the ground and have the reciprocating force of the.308 at 4,000 rounds a minute lift a person in the air. I'd be a pretty fucking gangster. I'm going to do this at some point. I want to see it. Those are the things I might do. Because you can figure it out with math,

but that's not fun. No, it's not. I want to see it IRL. I want to shoot a motherfucker in the air with a minigun. We're going to do it with a dummy, obviously, and do a remote fire and all that shit. Yeah, like two miniguns. It's like one of those jet suits. But minigun.

It's going to be like the fucking Hacksmith, but instead of jets, it's fucking miniguns. Man, this is really expensive. But he's flying. He's doing it. He's doing it. Meanwhile, some motherfucker at Raytheon is like, write this down. Write this down. We got to go. The Village Destroyer 9000.

He's like, put it in. That's the name. You can steer with what direction you're shooting fucking 4,000 rounds of hatred a minute. Yeah. Holy shit. No, if I was going for guns, like, I already have Mark 23. That was like checklist. Yeah.

PSG one. Never going to own one. What? Maybe. I don't think they're not as expensive as you think. Well, the last one sold for 60 grand. Really? Yeah.

But it was boxing everything. Yeah. I want to see. I want to say I've seen them for cheaper than that. Like if you're willing to pay what you paid for that Mark 23. Dude, a fucking dude. The lamb just sold for $8,200. Not mine.

A lamb just sold for $8,200. I'm going to start looking. Yeah. I'll see if I can find you one. Okay. Because a lamb. I've done this a time or 12. I believe you. Because I'm like, okay, I got my Mark 23 with everything.

I was like, there's my, it's all I wanted. I got the lamb. I got the matching suppressor with, do you know what he's talking about? The lamb? Mark 23, HK mark 23.

It's like the big old USP. Yeah. And then it came. So I have an unfired one from original with matching serial numbers with the suppressor. Also not unfired. This is 1996 with the suppressor also not unfired this is 1996 with the maritime finish and then i have the lamb device with receipts also never been used laser right laser yes laser and uh condescent light so the last one just sold two weeks ago for 80 200 this was 125 bucks when it came out. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

For what? Clone. Not original, but clone. I thought it was a real. I was like, this is the real, real. Dude, a clone I would do for that price. That's fucking. Dude, look at it, bro.

It's a sexy gun. Just look. What else do you need? What game was that in? Was that in Call of Duty Black Ops, like the OG? Yeah. Metal Gear Solid 2. Oh, also look. What else do you need? What game was that in? Was that in Call of Duty Black Ops, like the OG? Yeah. Metal Gear Solid 2. Also, yeah. Metal Gear Solid, unfortunately, it was like, hey, let's do the Mark 23 with the lamb.

Let's do the PSG-1, and then let's do a FAMAS. Let's just kick those. Eli, can you afford any of those now? No, I can't. Because one's fucking $100,000. One is 60 grand, unless you do a clone. The FAMAS is on a tanium. Yeah.

One just sold last month. $110,000. Hi, everybody. I'm Ian McCollum. Today we're going over the French FAMAS. My joke about Ian McCollum, like, hi, hi, everyone. Ian McCollum from Forgotten Webster. Today we're going over a gun that is so rare that it was actually never manufactured.

It does not exist. It is in the ether. You get some weird shit on there sometimes. I'm like, dude, that's impressive. How the fuck did you know? Who owns that? Yeah. How'd you get that?

Your hands on that. Your mittens on that. Ian. Those are the things I'm like, oh, my God. Because he has the G the G 11. That's the looks like a Timex watch when you open it up. And you're like, I love the space magic. Dude, I just love they gave that to infantry.

Like, they're like, yeah, just don't open it. You for sure could handle this? Yeah. Because that was part of the American. Bigs aren't. Yeah. I opened it on X. I don't know where the clock pin went.

I just thought my Rolex was somewhere. Your boss gets paid $40,000 a year, dude. You're not figuring that shit out. I was so pissed overseas. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Shit. Where'd your... You know what doesn't exist in Germany?

Dust. And they're like, nah, we don't care. It'll be fine. It'll be fine it's fine it's good overseas all you do is just moon dust so you have to clean your AR every fucking narrator it was not in fact fine

it was not good I fucking hate it so god damn much did the lube that you guys use attract more dust oh I fucking god I hate remembering i yeah tap into something there yes it fucking deep so the middle east it's kind of sandy at times we would you ever heard of moon dust yeah so moon dust is i don't it's like the lightest sand ever. So when you drive, you will clean your weapon, you will take a shower,

you will do everything when you get back if you have running water. Come back. The second you drive off of base, this is less than a mile, you are then, it is like somebody who is just like, you good? Okay, I'm going to dump sand on you. But the lightest particle dirt dirt so it just sticks everywhere everywhere after you're clean does not matter so it doesn't matter how like you run your weapons dry a lot of times unless you're in like you're like are we about to get shot at sorry yeah

drop one drop it shouldn't stick in combat like on like a macro level this is just like coating your shit in peanut butter and then dipping it into like you know like rocks or whatever you're just like oh yeah no like if you run fucking lube on a gun it's going to attract dirt like there will be a surface level of sand or dust or whatever on top i will say like my biggest firefight by the time i went through um almost all seven mags my weapon was jamming on mag seven it was like a failure every three rounds because i was like behind my little rock engaging i was like what were you using like m4a1 uh that was m4 um we

had that a force we had the little the 16 inches but they were the a4s okay yeah because i ran the a cog and then i had a m14 and it was at that time though it was like i was like click click okay now i gotta now i gotta ask what do you think of the m14 over there it was way more dope because it would drop people instead of like people running away. Cause that was why when we transitioned, like two rounds, they run like two blocks and you'd be like, Oh,

I missed. Huh? And they'd be like, like, Oh, I did it. Versus the M14, seven,

six, two is actually doing its job. Yeah. And it's like stopping the target. You're like, okay, this is cool. It's no different. Like the two four nine're like, okay, this is cool. It's no different than

the 249 versus the 240. A big difference. Did you? Delete that? No, you're good. I can tease this. I just got a 240. I just got a 240 kit. We're rebuilding right now. No shit. It's not a 240 technically.

It's the FN name of it. It's the Mag 58, but this one was ultra based and saw service in rhodesia we see zimbabwe now don't we do we i can resist the uh it was um it's got the rhodesian like baby shit camo on it and everything like oh yeah dude i cannot wait to have to to get this rebuilt it's it's it's gonna be a vibe reddit's gonna love that one well this is yeah reddit's gonna well you know the places you're popular on reddit are gonna love that one well i love that like your videos are based off of like brandon thank you

very based thank you they're just based well you do your uh your videos you're like hey you're starting to branch into you do like the Kennedy assassination, Lincoln assassination, and then you do some babbling movie. MLK is coming this week if you want. MLK? I think we're going to film. What does that mean, if I want? If you want to be the MLK, I can do that. Okay. Eli, why are you

blackface? I don't know. Brandon asked me to. I said no. mean if you want to be there for the shoot oh okay i'm gonna be doing it basically i'm just gonna talk about how uh this video is probably already gonna be out by the time this episode airs but i'm just gonna talk about how the fbi killed him the fbi absolutely fucking yeah 100 percent like zero doubt in my mind but that's like your style is that and then you've done a lot of movie or rodeo like is that how you're basing a lot of your content is like hey i like movies it's your personality around rhodesia cringe your way off baseline based cringe uh so a lot of it i'll watch movies or i'll see something from popular culture i'm like yeah i want to replicate that to the best of my ability

so i'll go off a theme like if it's rather it's you know today we did the m60 and it's like a lot of the theme is animal mother from full metal jacket you know if it's rather it's, you know, today we did the M 60 and it's like a lot of the theme is animal mother from full metal jacket, you know? So it's like, that's based in that war. You know what I mean? Based,

based full metal jacket all the way, which I didn't know. So, um, Joker apparently was supposed to die and full metal jacket Joker, the actor then asked spoilers. Sorry. Then he talked to it in the last 50 years he talked to stanley

kubrick and that's when he was talking to stanley kubrick he was like hey instead of having joker die what about uh just making him live because the things and the the things he's seen during war is worse than death that's why stanley kubrick changed it so he lived at the end of them was that based on anything originally or was that like just like was it a uh was it something like you know book or anything or was it just like totally organic if you've never watched how Stanley Kubrick created all of that fucking movie is really well because I know I know he's based off books before like The Shining and whatnot yeah so uh with that I I don't know if it was based off of a book he

went in he did all the prep work uh they built little barracks so they built all the little barracks so he pre a pre-shot everything then uh he hired an actor to be the drill sergeant then um early ermine ermine came in and they were like hey how does the drill sound he was trying to teach the actor and they're like how about you be the actor for it and then that's how he blew up to his degree that had to be like the guy who originally played darth vader in the suit getting replaced by james earl jones i feel so bad for that the guy who was originally supposed like i just nailed this role have you ever heard of Darth Vader's real voice Yeah, I've never seen like the footage of it. It was like you find me the droid

Princess I want her alive. That's like oh god And I love they didn't tell him until he like he showed up watching the screen with like his family They never told him his voice was replaced so he's like you're gonna hear and then his voice is completely different this ain't smashing isn't it but um so during that when they filmed like uh how they filmed all the scenes like he went such in depth with each individual thing stanley kubrick during the filming of that like they're like okay how do i light this okay we're gonna do all organic lighting we need these barracks specifically for that okay we're filming this here this is what the

troops are gonna go through i want it feeling like this stanley kubrick was like a master at his craft he's one of my favorite directors on the level of autism he went into because that dude 100 was autistic i mean the man made an entire generation afraid of hotels yeah you know his buddy that made um uh what's the submarine uh red october yeah oh that was so good yeah his buddy made that he lit all of that in a single night. His buddy's like, hey, I don't know how to light a submarine. Stanley Kubrick was like, I got you. Went there, lit everything with them, not on set.

He's like, hey, you're taken care of. So they showed up. Stanley Kubrick is the Eli of our group. Yeah. Okay, sick. Hey, Eli, I don't know how to light this. Oh, dope. I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Have you tried using DaVinci Resolve? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know how to light this I'll be there in 20 minutes have you tried using DaVinci Resolve I don't know just make it look good so he shows up lights everything and then leaves he's like hey you should be fine with all the lights there and they went in that's how October the way it looks the way it does is because he went in pre-lit everything and just bounced

damn dude that is a friendship right there where you're like, I got it, dog. I love it. Hey, will we need some lights right here? Is there anything else I can light for you? No, dude, we're good, man. A friendship otherwise known as a $100,000 contract for lighting people. Yeah, thank you.

That was fun, though. Appreciate you. Thank you, Richard. Thanks for the pizza. And it's the same dude that did. Do you know how many takes he used to do? No. Yes.

No. I guess how many takes Stanley Kubrick would do for a single scene. How many? 130. Oh, my God. That's with film. This is like a can rolling. Yeah.

And he would make the actors act out. This is during The Shining with... I'm not gonna hurt ya. It's gonna beat your fucking head in. Or whatever the fucking line was. And he would treat the female like absolute shit. He would just fucking berate her just so she was broken. And then she found out after that, that's how he directed.

He's like god you fucking suck at this like just break her so that way in her scene she's crying because you'd make her cry on scenes like yeah nailed it that's what i was going for she doesn't know it but i i'm so happy like man there's an there's a savage director. Gnarly. That being said, Admin, where can we find you, you beautiful son of a bitch? You're going to go to your search bar on YouTube and type in administrative results. What you will see is a YouTube channel.

It's mediocre, but you may have a good time if you stick around. That was rehearsed. It wasn't, actually. No? No. Could have fooled me. All my good stuff just kicked in now.

Sorry, dude. Damn, wish we could do another hour, but we can't. It wasn't actually. No? No. You could have fooled me. All my good stuff just kicked in now. Sorry, dude. Damn. Wish we could do another hour, but we can't. So, you know, hey. Hey, guys. Thank you for hanging out. Brandon, where can we find you? Brandon Herbert.

Here on the Unsub Podcast. Next time I end up, you know, having nothing to fucking do. What we do at midnight, 1 a.m. We did this on literally at like 11 at night. We were like, you just happen to be in town like fucking filming extra shit. So we're just like,

you know what? Sure, we'll do an unsub. I'm a professional. We're going to fucking knock it out. Guys, thank you so much. There's going to be no after show on this one, but there will be

just something completely separate. Love you.