Unsubscribe Podcast - 15 - Off The Rails

Episode Date: May 7, 2021

NEW PODCASTS MON/WED. Audio is rough on this one. sorry! Baddie has been bored and alone while Eli was out flying in Helicopters and Donut was getting a sex tan in the Keys...AND NOW WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS. This episode goes off the rails....a bit. Dont watch this episode with your family around please. kthx. bai. you were warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Patty Streams, Donut Bopinator, Eli. Oh, my God somebody like controlled pair somebody just had i posted that story that dude someone's like look i seen eli double tap or my twin oh it's like that guy he was like bigger and one dude the best reply i got from that dm oh that's eli single tap dot dot i was like okay touche you got me bro dude i posted an instagram story yesterday two days ago because uh uh paladin coatings they finished working on my divorce seven my my to voo as i call it oh it's so good um they finished it and i was like i need i need to post a story about this. But I wanted to put some anime hentai sound, some porn sound in the background of it.

So I did it. I just was on Instagram, scrolled through the sounds, and I just wrote hentai or some shit. And I just scrolled through. I found the most like, the one that had like a normal start. And then it immediately went into like moaning. And I put a big old sound on. I'm like, guys, you you're gonna love this new gun check out this thing you're gonna hear me talking about it and it's just immediately into into like

porn sounds like super loud oh my god i you have now given me the idea of how i'm gonna do gun stuff i'm gonna just do it in post where i'm like guys check out how this trigger pull us but i got so many dms that people like bro come on my mom heard that and just be like dude now my wife's looking at me funny what are you doing listen how smooth this operation is daddy the divorce got a slap handle like an m5. I should have had him put fucking something like daddy right above the charging handle. Oh, for that slap, yeah. You smack her in.

With a peach emoji. Just that peach. Oh my god. Senpai. Well, this is a great start. I'm already enjoying this one. We're recording, right? Oh no, yeah, of course we are. Had that happened before. I'm already enjoying this one. We're recording, right? Oh, no.

Yeah, of course we are. Had that happened before. No, we've always recorded. It just shut off immediately. Poopied. That was good. We love when that happens. Hi, everyone.

Welcome. We're doing it. We're actually back to Nerd Talk. We have a list of stuff for two, one, depending on how much time we have today. Murder Brandon. Scratch that one out. Don't tell him. Batty scratched off all the ones about him.

Intervention today. Apparently that's not happening. Stop it. Get some help. I don't even drink that much. Alright, so we haven't done a podcast in three weeks? Two weeks? Something like that? Two weeks minimum two weeks minimum we

had the total archery challenge that one weekend that was super cool a lot of fun yeah we had the adaptive athletes archery challenge which is where a bunch of disabled veterans came out who were missing arms and legs and stuff and shot archery and it was amazing that was a really cool event and then we kind of just we got working. You did something super cool. I got to go and hang out with BJ. We did the music video, which you guys, Memorial Music Video, you guys came for that. Super cool.

I teared up listening to the full song. So that was Danny Worsenot was singing, and then Matt wrote the song, right? Yeah, Matt and Jared. Yeah, there was Jared. So they had to co-write the song it itself and then it was like ideation for how we filmed the music video and what the music video is we came to that conclusion we found the bar and then we knocked that out like back to back

back i think that was the first year where you get to see like director matt director eli like and it's like oh this is how we operate everything. It was probably a little bit of drinking because we were at a real bar. Yeah. And we wanted to capture the real image of veterans having a good time memorializing their buddies. So I was sober at 11 a.m. Absolutely sober. And then we got there. 11.30.

I was not. Yeah, it was a music video. And we had like all of our friends there who were veterans. It was not. Yeah, it was a music video and we had like all of our friends there who are veterans. It was super cool. He drank out of crispy's leg, not as it's prosthetic. We hear that. Oh lord, but we just hung out at that bar and bernie all day and drank and sang and uh and filmed it was good i can't wait for that music video to come out it looks so good it's

fucking so fucking good so we're getting that done then we went filmed literally we wrapped that started getting that edit done that's after thanks texans don't say And then we're going right into the commercial for BRCC with BJ Baldwin. BJ Baldwin announcement video plus commercial for subscription for BRCC. So it was like all stacked together. You did all that while you guys were out there. Yeah, that's what the little birds, mini guns having a good time.

BJ ripping around in that ball. Just to tune down. That picture of the fucking truck sideways with matt oh dude what if you want the most terror okay bj does that anytime he can flip those on his side so no matter when just drive like that the bj is just like yeah i can get a side and it's a and every time so it dude is the most absolute sketch thing to watch and now i have my favorite quote ever from bj is it's like well it's broke but it can't go more broke so let's do it two more times i'm like it can't get more broke what what so after we filmed the last like he goes like

this big like loop left then loop right and then hard cut and then it's about to roll and catches and he's just like and he drives it sideways on the two wheels on those razors and he can just keep it going and he just tells everyone else because there's also jared what the fuck it's the most sketch thing to watch if you can ever watch i was like action is he gonna flip it i don't know matt's gonna die all you think of is matt his head out the window i was waiting for it to like drop down just face off a bar just his beautiful teeth are gone and then i'm like yelling at like uh uh not ronnie uh kurt to get closer i'm like get closer to the vehicle because kurt's like driving oh kurt was driving so sketch driving in the truck i was like get closer kurt

fucking pull it over until i say stop he's like i'm holding gallagher's leg i'm like matt ready action say the line repeat okay do it again like all while this is happening we do like three or four takes and then after the last one we stopped the vehicle it's making weird sounds and we look at the wheel hub and the wheel hubs can't kinked in he's like oh that's why i was driving weird on its side like that's when he was like oh well you can't get more broke i mean the wheel could break i know the wheel could just collapse like the hug i just roll then the wheel comes and the tire... Dude, when we did that fucking side

by side with... You know how the vehicle was like... BJ pulls up and stops right in front of Matt and then that fucking... He does the parallel park right in front of him. I haven't seen it, so I don't... I haven't seen the little pictures you posted. Have you seen my story? No, I must have missed the video part.

I only saw the little, a couple of photos. I didn't see any of the action. So he parallel parks right in front of them. That looks scary. Yeah, he's going like 30, 40, and then he just whips it, and then parallel parks right in front of them. First time, he didn't tell them he was doing that. They were like, rah!

He just backwards, and he stops perfect. Oh my God. But every time, we were like, hey, camera's going to be right here. Land your head right here. Matt and JT's shoulders, camera's going to be right here. Land your head right here. Matt and JT's shoulders, they're going to be right here. He will hit that every fucking time. Like through a full 180 parallel park. And you're like, holy shit, BJ.

You're fucking talented. And that's the down-to trophy truck at 800 horsepower, 850 horsepower. Down-to? Yes. The normal one's at 1300 horsepower jeez yeah but he just has that much control over something like that so good and it's fucking hilarious the little bird then we're like getting footage of the little birds from the other little bird bj's ripping through the uh thing he's also doing full 360s while driving straight so just rip it do a 360 catch it and then keep going so it's just

and at that moment i was like god i need a new job i hate what i do for a living depression now i have to get in a little bird guys seriously i play games on a computer. I mean, I kind of do. A little bit. Yeah, but you also... Can we just talk about Batty's little alfalfa in the front right now? Oh, man.

So cute. Some of it didn't make it into the blind. There we go. it was so good though i can't wait for that to be a thing but it was good man we had a really good time people showed they knew because we had the uh the vehicles parked in front of the hotel um before we got there and then it where we were was like a small podunk ass town outside of El Paso like an hour and a half this is as country as it fucking gets and we get back at 9 p.m. and there would be like a lot of people at this hotel bar like

that's weird and they're like oh my god like ah and then like we waited here since 6 p.m. for you guys holy shit like holy fuck you guys like dedicated to the cause and then there was a lot of drinking. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup. Pick any two breakfast items for $4. New four-piece French toast sticks, bacon or sausage wrap,

biscuit or English muffin sandwiches, small hot coffee and more. Limited time only at participating Wendy's taxes extra. And, you know, just memories. Or lack thereof lack there yep you were out in fucking florida doing stuff yeah i just went to key west yeah just just went to key west i went yeah i just wanted to go to key west for a week i didn't sunburn this time though i didn't go to the beach or anything i drank the entire five days i was there and

went to the restaurants i wanted to see and visited friends i made there last time uh shout out to paul and crystal from the first legal key west rum distillery they were awesome people they had us to their house and it was cool i got a cock you guys see my cock right there dude that's a nice i'm actually super mad you got a cock tattoo before yeah because like chickens rule the island there and they're endangered so you can't like touch you can't touch them yeah you can't fuck with them yeah so there's chickens and there's more roosters and like actual little hens and shit everywhere to fucking they fight they fight you too man you walk too close to them they're just like

and they fucking jump on you and try to try to you can't do anything they're in danger you'll get like a big big old fine i'm just getting just getting like Legend of Zelda flashbacks of just throwing chickens. Yeah, and then they go, shoot, shoot, shoot. Left for dead happens. You're like, no. It's like, I wonder if that's in this Zelda game. Yup, it's in all of them. It's in all of them. You can't fuck with the chickens. That's fucking

great. And then, Batty, you just play video games. That's it. Yeah, I was bored. I didn't do fuck all of it. I streamed. Yep. Oh, my God. What?

Did I get a tattoo? I might have gotten a tattoo. You got the Pokemons. I'm getting the first color sessions tomorrow. Yeah, but people don't even know about your Pokemon. Yeah, I'm starting my leg sleeve. A pant leg. I don't know what the fuck you call a leg sleeve.

A pantalones. Uno pantalone. You got Gyarados. Two Gyarados and two Magikarp. I have a shiny Gyarados and a shiny Magikarp and a regular Gyarados and a regular Magikarp with a traditional Japanese wave and water style, kind of wrapping my whole leg. And then Psyduck.

I mean, the outline looks sick already. Did and then Psyduck I mean the outline looks sick already yeah I can't wait did you get Psyduck no you get Psyduck on your side and you're like did I guess you start looking bad he starts questioning he's like wait did i guess i remember yeah remember uh corinne did it over uh ink yeah she's phenomenal she's super talented what's the name of the shop i don't know you've gone there several times shout out golden ink golden something wow you're just messing ivory got it there it is is it ivory and gold yeah you remember don't fucking look at me like that welcome to uh shout out to my sponsor nf guns they make the scab 17 uh it shoots at 76 i'm just trying to think of my gun man. Also,

I've literally watched you forget your own sponsors. Shut the fuck up. We all do. Because you cut it. Which we won't cut. Cut the dumb. No, dumb. Do not cut the dumb.

Miss this entire joke. No, this is a skit now. Jesus. You remember Will talking about how you get a wiener tattoo? They have to wrap it around a popsicle stick and twist it until the skin is taut so they can get a good needle in it? Yeah, Will was telling us about this. Well, I was going to say, if you get a Psyduck tattoo on your wiener, you got a Psydick then. Just throwing that out there, Batty. I have to get my Psydo tattoo. But wait okay wait okay rewind again with the popsicle stick yeah so like the skin is soft and you can't

tattoo it so they have to like take the tip and put it on a popsicle stick and roll your roll they roll it so the skin is you know tight nice and tight so that they can probably hard but probably hard I think they could yeah yeah unless you're like a real really into that kind of stuff yeah cuz it was when the will was tattoo in the back of your head I was like well you ever tattooed a wiener man and he explained the whole thing to it's like wow fat girl on my dick so when i get hard she's in shape oh my i mean it makes sense like i don't know if that's how that works holy fuck how far are you on ghost have you played ghost i haven't touched it sushi ghost yeah i haven't touched it actually i haven't either we talk about it we've been talking about it for like three podcasts now i think i'm right on at three i think what like right at the like the last act

of that it's that long it's a long game you've been playing this shit out of it too fucking side quest donut do you know how many side... He will tell you how many side quests. You just get lost. You're like, I'm gonna just walk over here. You're walking to a quest and then you see a little bird. The birds bring you to new areas. The birds bring you to more

quests and then you get to that quest and you do that quest and as you're working on that quest, you see another quest and then you see a fox and you gotta chase the fox because they take you someplace else

and you're like fuck okay well I gotta go see this one next thing you know you've picked up eight more side quests trying to finish one side quest

as well as the main mission you've got I found one of the hardest bosses I have ever fought you know the okay I don't think you're this far

but you have you remember Caleb talking about the six ronin you had to far, but you have to, you remember Caleb talking about the six Ronin you had to fight? Yeah, the different one. And then you had to find the main Ronin after that. That main Ronin's,

he's a tough cookie. He's a doozy? He was a, yeah. I was, I was intoxicated that night too trying to do that fight. That was,

I died so many times the game asks, it's like, do you want to put it in easy mode? Fuck you, man. No, I don't want easy mode! Turn that shit on. Call me a bitch!

Dude, the disrespect. I know! This game knows how bad I am right now. And an hour later I won. It was, bro, that was one of the first fights I was like, man, this is on hard, like, this is a challenge.

What if I didn't play? Oh, my God. I've been addicted to Pokemon Go again. Like, bad. Like, I'm. I ran into you that one day downtown. You were playing Pokemon Go. I just walked into Batty down at the farmer's market in San Antonio.

And he was like, Pokemon ended up, man. It was a community day, which means lots of stuff happens speaking of pokemon pokemon snap came out three days ago i don't know what day it is it just came out within the past 48 hours i believe something like that i need to play it i want to play it so bad i haven't even seen screenshots of the motherfucker so i've watched a little bit of it so far and it's it's like you're playing the og but with better graphics you're on rails you can spin the cool thing because it's on the switch and the switch has its motion shit as you're sitting there and you have your oh yeah

because you can you can like you're looking around it's it's kind of got that not that's right up your alley or like ar uh no it augmented reality. It's not because it's not in augmenting your reality, but you still have motion tracking for your camera. That's so cool. So you'd be on the couch and you have like your joystick, your left and right bumpers to rotate a little bit. But you can also just full on spin around as it's on the track. You have the apples you can fucking throw like in the old one to try to make special events happen. And there's like a chain of islands it there's little missions and things you gotta do it's actually like really i'm

fiending yeah because you said it's sitting on your couch right now in in my switch on my couch yeah oh man is it a remake or is it no no not a remake okay a whole new thing i'm going to even oh god i'm going to so much new shit oh there i i you know. I'm going to... There's so much new shit. You know what? I'm going to Target right after this podcast. I was at Target. I don't know what the fuck I was buying at Target. I was just walking and I was like,

oh, Snap Display. I wonder if it's supposed to be coming out soon. I look and I'm like, oh, those are games in cases. It's out? I will say... Dude, the Snap is the the switch is the only system i still buy the cartridge for so i don't download it i've downloaded some stuff just because i'm a lazy piece of shit but i still have more switch like cartridge games because you want to be able to consoles you want to be able to save it and then have that like oh it's like a

nintendo ds or like a game boy like i still have, I have like 40 Nintendo DS games, 3DS games, whatever. Like all my different Pokemon games, I still buy all those cartridges. I have like Octopath Traveler was a fucking awesome game. I'm going to beat that. It's good. Did you beat it? I'm almost done. I don't know what that is.

Octopath Traveler? It's like a little... JRPG. JRPG, that's what it is. Okay. Kind of like Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest, whatever. Yeah, Final Fantasy, like... Tactics.

You're like three through six, like OG. But it is... It's got a great story. Holy fuck. Pretty hard, too. It's not easy. Mm-mm. I just like it.

It's the pinnacle of JRPGs when it's like your little sprites show up and you're like talking to another sprite. And the guy's like, you're stolen from me. And you're like, I didn't steal shit. This is mine. It's like boss battle and that little sprite guy that you're talking to turns into a 30 foot human jacked.

And you're like, what the fuck? Why am I not fighting his sprite? He looks way cooler. He's like, why did he get bigger? But I'm still the same. And you're still like five foot. You're me. Just swinging the sword. Five foot.

Real quick. You're five foot. That's what everyone. Five foot. Everyone's like, you're five foot. I'm like, what picture? There was a picture. It was of me and you.

And I can't remember his name. Outlaw. Outlaw. He's on my Twitch channel all the time. He was at the archery event. And he wanted to take a picture with us. And it's me and Outlaw, both sick. And he's like 6'2", I'm 6'1".

And then you're in between us like... You're like barely shoulder-high. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink. And, of course, you can rest assured that with Public Mobile's 5G subscription phone plans, you'll pay the same thing every month. With all of the mysteries that life has to offer, a few certainties can really go a long way.

Subscribe today for the peace of mind you've been searching for. Public Mobile. Different is calling. My God, I was talking about that on the stream the other night. It was fucking amazing. Everyone's like, man, he's... Oh, dude, speaking of that, John Dudley is a giant human being. Knock on TV. Yeah, John is... I was surprised.

He's huge. But then Robert Oberst showed up with Bill Goldberg to the archery event. The Goldberg. The Goldberg. And I thought John Dudley was a big guy, but then Robert Oberst is like that much taller than him. And Robert's head is like this big around.

Yeah. He's so big. It's like a pumpkin attached on a boulder. Well, I invited him out there and I didn't know he was going to bring fucking Goldberg. I walk outside and I'm like, hey, it's Rob. And then, wait,

that guy looks super familiar beside him. You used to spear people? Yeah, you speared people a lot. You did like 135 undefeated? Yeah, that was super cool, though. Dude, I love Crunch. I haven't had one in so long. Where'd those come from? I'm surprised John didn't eat them.

He probably missed those ones. He probably missed those. He smells them when we open them. He comes out like a rat. He runs at me and tags Maddie that's a face hugger oh my lord but we had a good time at that event

we met Baddie 2.0 oh yeah at the Total Archery Challenge party Earl Billy we were all tagging him and made his night he still makes posts and tags me in them archery challenge party that first night earl billy billy earl we were all tagging him i made his night yeah we found a guy that still makes posts and tags me in them and i'm like so funny i'm like man some the black rifle main post though oh i know on twitter

wait a minute yeah we found this dude they look very similar like very similar to baddie and so we were all taking pictures with him but tagging daddy in it and we were like we're having a great time here with daddy and by similar we say a red beard and blonde yeah and he was wearing a party shirt oh yeah i always wear my hawaiian shirts me and cody literally changed into the hawaiian shirts right before we left for it get there and everyone's like we're hanging out with other baddies living the dream oh my god

and then the Black Rifle Coffee the main twitter page put a picture of other baddie up there just hanging out tagging him you need to change your shit to baddie earl baddie up there. I was like, just saying, it's like tagging him in. His name was Billy. I'm like,

Hey man, you need to change your shit to baddie Earl. Baddie 2.0. Baddie 2.0. Oh man. And now, now transition. We have donut into invincible.

I'm doing spoilers. Yeah. It's still fairly new. It's not spoiled. Spoiled. I think we kind of spoiled it. The first episode a little in a previous podcast when we first talked about it. We said it went hard. It's a, we. It's not spoiled. I think we kind of spoiled the first episode a little in a previous podcast when we first talked about it. No, we said it went hard.

We said it's a 90, it's like a fucking... 180. Yeah. It's 180. It's still a hard turn. 90 is like a... The show did not do a 90. It didn't take a right turn.

It flipped its shit on its ass and went backwards. It was... It's not really like... So this is a show... Amazon Prime. Yeah, on Amazon Prime, Invincible. It's very true. It was. And it's not it's not really like. So this is a show. It's a Amazon Prime. Yeah, on Amazon Prime Invincible. It's it's really good. And they were talking about it for like months. Like, got to watch it.

Got to watch it. I finally I watched six episodes in a row last night. And they're they're they're forty five minutes long. So I've been just a shit out of it. And it's not like anime style either. It's like it's like straight up man. It's like Batman. Yeah, it's like modern Batman.

Yeah, Batman Beyond. Yeah, all that stuff. It's like it's like straight out man. It's like Batman. Yeah, it's like modern Batman. Yeah, Batman Beyond. Yeah, all that stuff. It's like that and it's like, oh cool. Super Hero Super Hero Super Hero. Boom got skull gets crushed. Oh, that just happened like and it just spirals the darkest. Oh my God. Yeah, it's like the most

positive like no one can get hurt. Oh, never mind never oh my god superheroes can do that to people right it's it's uh i've seen this a lot of comparisons to the boys it's it's a animated the boys the boys yeah not as creepy sexual no no much more violent yeah it's not like they're having violent it's the boys I mean, I've seen all the Boys. The Boys has its violent moments, but the Boys has a lot more dark, sexual, creepy undertones.

It does. The Boys is way more pulled back than the comic. The comics are gnarly. I haven't read the comics. I've heard little snippets. I've seen screenshots of shit. I've read all of them, dude. They're fucking gnarly.

They have to have special hookers because superhero cum shots kill regular women. It's like pew. Oh my god. We can talk about this on our podcast. What is it? Jizzing in space. Oh man. Is this an awkward podcast?

What brought that? Cum shots you come shots remember donut yeah we the free range that never was released there's there's a free range american podcast that was never released to the public and it was deleted i think yeah they said they deleted it i just hope this is the first episode someone's showing their parents. Like, watch. This is about nerd stuff. What about coming in space? Oh, mom, don't worry about this. Let's skip to halfway through. So, yeah, who fucking superheroes just come through, bitches? Mom, wait.

Let me fast forward more. No, no, it's a good podcast. They're cool guys. Oh, man. If this is the line, Is this the line? Really? That's the line? That's the slogan for our podcast. What is it? It's like guns,

games, and guys. This is well under guys. Cum shots and men is here. I'm going to just stop right there. Cum shots and dudes. Did you say in men?

Shout out to Brian at X-Men. Set up. Cum shots and dudes. So Eli's dual PC set up. He just got a dual PC set up. Oh my gosh. So Eli's dual PC setup. He just got a dual PC setup. Yeah, I was so scared. Oh man. It's working good. It plays the games nice.

It plays the games real fast. That was the... Okay, so on a realistic... I don't know where I'm... Help. Those cum burps, am I right? Oh, come on. So thick.

It's like milk. Milk burps are the worst. I know. That's why cum burps suck even more. It's like a phlegm. You ever been sick? There is no recovery from this. It makes me laugh harder than when a girl has a

cum. Live action. Cowboy Bebop. Isn't that in the making? It is. I think because in the making? It is. I think. Because the guy from Harold and Kumar. Is it Harold and Kumar? Yeah.

He's the Asian dude from Harold and Kumar. For real? I might think of another Asian guy. Oh, no. We might have to cut this part because it's racist. I got confused with you one time. Who is it? Because one dude is playing Spike. yes i swear it's the same

actor who is it oh wait the guy from harold kumar is gonna play spike not the um wait was there an asian dude the full asian guy that's harold yeah because his dad won yes i think it's the same guy he's playing spike yeah john cho right it's right is that not him that's him right he's playing spike he's the one from harold and kumar right wait wait wait wait wait hold on guys i might be racist hold on harold and kumar i knew it was that john chow cowboy he's gonna be spike speed boy who's playing f Faye Valentine? Who is playing You can't tell me that's not a bad match though. It's a terrible match.

That's why I'm saying I don't think he's What? You think that's not working? I don't think he's a good Spike. Really? It has nothing to do with him being Asian either.

Oh it's an anime we might as well have an Asian actor in it. I don't I don't think he's gonna be a good Spike. I agree it should have been Brad Pitt.

Who do you think should be a good Spike? I don't know. Who could Oh he's he's already Deadpool though. Isn do you think should have been? I don't know. He's already Deadpool, though. Isn't Spike Spiegel Asian? Yeah, he is, because he was in Yakuza.

Or the triad. He was in one of the Asian families. It's an anime! Of course he's Asian! Yeah, he's definitely Asian. But Batty, you're over here like, I should have been like Tom Pitt. Tom Pitt? Yeah, that guy. Tom Cruise.

I just mixed two of the whitest actors and made him into a superhero. I am Tom Pitt. So Spike should be white then, Eli. I see what you're saying. He should be white. I just feel like he'd be... I don't think he's going to make a good Spike. Spike's a fucking badass.

He is a badass. That's your actor that's how a director that's the point of a director baddie you get the we'll see a badass we remember this now when i don't think he'll be okay wait he really doesn't look asian though you're right spike no he doesn't but okay i don't i don't think you need just because it's in an anime that the actor needs to be fucking Asian to play in it. I'm not saying it's cool that he is, but like... Here's a good example.

Have you heard of Asian hate lately, guys? Oh my god. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added?

Neutral. Refreshingly simple as an asian no uh who watched better call saw i've always yes you seen it yeah did you guys watch nobody yet yeah i watched it the other night it looks so good it's cool is it good yeah it's fucking good i saw i was actually uh i i what did i watch i i think i actually watched the last episode of invincible before i watched uh nobody i wanted to see that though dude nobody's fucking that you get to see it's like oh better call Saul because you don't see that dude as a badass yeah yeah nope and then yeah in that he goes john wick i'm feeling he goes it slowly leads into john wick though which is funny and they don't i love

they don't give his fucking backstory much other than like the people when they know who he is they quit they're like nope nope they literally people are like okay okay i'm gonna watch this when i get home that's what that's the best part it's not i'm gonna watch it when i get home there's no spoilers because they don't tell his backstory. It's literally the person walks in. They're like, do research on this person. She walks in. She's like, I know who it is.

Nope. I quit. And leaves. And you're like, and then one dude just sees his little tattoo, just that little resemblance. And the dude's like, never mind. And leaves. He's a badass. Yeah.

I'm going to watch this movie movie okay okay it's really good it's fucking gold okay but for real who is gonna be faye valentine oh we didn't even look it up who's gonna be faye okay has the titties titties to be personality two personalities massive fucking personality amazing person natural personality young men did fit on put in the pewter just immediately Oh puberty definitely me she's like fuck is that I mean know who that is her and Bulma were my life I don't know this is not during both evil one Dragon Ball Bulma then Danielle up and earlier I feel like later dragon balls

either she was kind of older but drag Dragon Ball drag yeah Daniela Pinita? I feel like later Dragon Ball Z. She was a lot older. But Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball. Yeah. Daniela Pinita? I'm fine with it. I don't know. Let me see. What's her personality?

Guys, if you've never watched... It doesn't look like she's got a big personality. She doesn't have a big personality. No. No, definitely not a big personality. I don't know what she's in. I don't even know know what she's in this is definitely falling into the guy portion of the podcast we're talking about the we're talking about cum shots no we weren't no yeah uh so if you're just just tuning in after the cum portion of our podcast we're talking about cowboy bebop

they're doing a live action movie, which is one of our favorite animes of all time. Love Cowboy Bebop. I'm getting a sleeve of Cowboy Bebop next time when Will comes down here. Can we get somebody to draw us as Cowboy Bebop characters? Who are we going to be, though? I'll be Faye. That's clear.

I have the biggest personality. Unfortunately, I hate that I'm the same age as Jet. But I have to be jet it's so it hurts my soul so bad to know like i look at jet still i'm like oh that's an old motherfucker you're like the size of and then i'm like nope that is that's my age bracket right there i'm literally jet's age i'll be ein oh that's a good one. But you'd be Sue. I love you as just Sue. Sue? Who the fuck's Sue?

Listen here, Ed. Nerd. Oh, wait. I'm thinking about Ed. Yeah, Ed's the girl boy. Yeah. Okay, I'm thinking about Ed. I'll be Ed. I thought you were the dog, which I I get them mixed up because they're best friends. I was like, I would love you to be Ein.

It's just a little fucking corgi with your head and your mustache. We're just heading to you. I was like, man, donut went there. I'm fine with this. I'll do that too. Both. Which one's Sue? I was thinking of Ed.

I don't know where I got Sue. This is the worst anime. I'm the fucking weeb here, apparently. We got Ed. We thought it was fucking. And then we got Sue, which isn't even a name in fucking Cowboy Bebop. Is Sue the trucker in that one episode? Dude, Batty's just a fucking racist Batty over here with Asian names.

I was going to be Chang. This is a Chang. Chang? Cho? Cho or Chang? Was there a Siu in any of Cowboy Bebop that you just researched? Weird. I'm thinking of Ed. I don't know why I thought Ed. We both just fucked up Ed.

At least I named a character. Alright, fuck you. I know, I feel bad. You named a golden girl. You got Blanche. I like Blanche. She's my favorite character in Cowboy Meemaw.

There's a reason. Blanche and Inuyasha is my favorite character. I can't. I will explain the reason after the podcast. There is a Blanche and Inuyasha. That's my favorite character. I can't. I will explain the reason after the podcast. There is a reason. But it is not for this podcast. Oh, man. Oh, God damn it.

Oh, man. I can't wait for highlight clips one day when they start making this. So Eli's dual PC. Which I will say, okay, a big shout out to Batty for the build. And it went, surprisingly,

we built a PC and a dual stream on the same day in a few hours with no fucking hiccup. Zero. Okay, the fan. The front. The bios.

No. No, you remember we just had a. It wasn't your bios. It was drivers. Yeah, the drivers for the. Yeah. But I didn't know it came with a USB for your drivers. So the only hiccup we ran into was when we booted the PC and Windows was installed.

His motherboard didn't come with any drivers pre-installed. Like, literally nothing. Jesus, really? Normally, there's a few so you can connect to the internet and download drivers and auto-install shit. His, it was a MSI? Yeah, 590 gamer something.

Came with a USB. You just had to plug it in instantly install the drivers normally you'll have some sort of cd or usb for drivers but that's usually not like every like i've never seen i've never built a pc and i've built a lot of fucking computers where there was nothing it was like not a single like trying to go into like his device manager and looking at drivers and i'm just like looking and there's just, it's blank. It's like, can't find anything. I'm like, how is my mouse working right now? It's the weirdest thing.

It was like nothing. And then I found out why my computer is being so finicky with overclocking the RAM or XP, like XMP or anything. You needed to just overclock your RAM, right? No, it was, I had to update the BI the bios to i had to flash the bios and then do a brand new update and now it's running fucking like fucking steamroll but yeah when we built it it was i've never built a pc and set up a stream a dual pc setup without like there being some sort of minor hiccup where we had to get something or fix something or do change anything yeah that's rare because like i've built so many pcs you always there's always something dead you get something fucking dead literally we were

talking about rma we were like so we're gonna have to send something back yeah and everything worked the the dual setup went perfectly fine the The audio, video, everything. First stream, out the gate. There was no problem. I hit stream and it was done. That's awesome. I was very surprised. I'm like, so somewhere, some poor guy had his brake lines cut. The red, the traffic lights couldn't fall.

Like, somebody's going to have a bad fucking day because Eli's went perfect. He just took all the luck out of that one. He sucked it all up. Your neighbor's going to have a meteor coming out of the Chrysler's fucking house. Dude, dual PC setups are no joke too because you and I spent hours setting mine up

too. It's hard. Your audio was super fucky. It was fucked for days and a couple streams and we had to mess around with so for you to just have it like stream that's awesome literally bad he was like wait no i think it's done he was like no okay yeah this is it just worked and then i was like stream and it was like good everyone's like holy fuck these frames for a second everything i was like yo this fucking baller oh my god the only issue

which i found it like a couple days ago was the rgb fans for the fucking yeah his case came with a weird set of rgb fans like the case panel fans which is the dumbest thing so you have the three fans in front and they do their color tones whatever you get to set it and there's a plug that says drpg drgb on there's one that's the top and the bottom plug i haven't a very unusual type of connector which isn't part of normal stuff and there's a male and a female and what and it was like the natural there's only a male and a female i was like and then i was like oh the fans work there's just no color to it like period oh god I go days later I go I'm like why don't my fucking lights work this is weird I go in and I google this specific case

why case why don't these fans work the response is yeah so those plugs that you plug together unplug them and it will work work perfect I was like they weren't like normal three or four four pin fan connectors who figured that out scroll a fan controller it was a type of plug i've never seen in a pc build and there was a male and female for the case why the fuck wouldn't these go together when they go together and then they didn't like the fans worked but the rgbs didn't work on the fans so it was like but you unplug them everything works perfect i was like what the fuck are the purpose can we talk about the fun thing that happened when we were setting up all your drivers on your pc and so we're setting up all the drivers on his pc

and eli's just playing with his case because it's a new case oh yeah never mind i know what's going on and he was like man why don't these lights work and he's just pushing all the little light buttons on the front of the pc and he's like what about this one hits And he was like, man, why don't these lights work? And he's just pushing all the little light buttons on the front of the PC. And he's like, what about this one? It hits it. I was on the PC. It just shuts off. I'm like, it's – something went wrong, Eli.

And I look over and he's just like – Found the reset button. Middle of all this driver installs, he found the reset button on his case. His case buttons aren't like actual but you'd click they're like touch sensitive panels really it's a weird fucking case man i don't know it's so fast though yeah talk offs at 170 frames a second at fucking 1440p i'm like yeah dude the good stuff and i have that brightness really high so I can see in dark spaces. That's what you need, man.

Dude, going from, like I put it all for so long going to a dual PC streaming setup and for like a professional streamer, it's night and day. It's so nice. If you can do it, make the change. I cannot stress it enough. And that doesn't mean use like a shitty backup garbage PC as your stream PC as your gaming PC if you're going to be a full time streamer you honestly should really look into doing a dual PC

setup it is your stream just gets better it's beautiful if you are making money off of Twitch at a lower end all that money should go back into the business that business is a fucking dual pc or whatever is making your stream better yep yep via audio is always i think audio

audio is number one yeah audio will always be number one video comes second find something that's not a webcam webcams look like garbage i will say this if you have to use a webcam get a logitech brio it is a unbelievably good webcam it's usb 3.0 but it also has an ultra wide lens it's a can capture in 2k 4k it captures at 60 frames as well it is a it is as good as a webcam as you're gonna get but i will say get a fucking mirrorless camera something that you can actually use whether it's a a Sony 6400, Sony 6000 series. If you want to use a real camera, a fucking black magic.

Batty, every time he sees. Oh my God, dude, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Cause we use black magics.

Yeah, you both have black magics. Every time I sit down at your PC or when I was at his setting, I was looking at it like. You just see yourself in that look. I look so good. You're like,

fuck. Right, man. I'm like, I don't look that good in real life, man. Hi, I'm Tara Schmidt, a registered dietitian and host of On Nutrition, a podcast for Mayo Clinic where we dig into the latest nutrition trends and research

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That's why I have my lighting to set up so I look really... Then I can change that, make myself look like Butthole real quick. And that's one we do on... Thank you, girl. Oh, my God. I do that on stream where I make the lighting bad. I'm like, this is why lighting is so important.

Because people are like, you need a front light. I'm like, no, I don't fucking need it. You're telling... I do this for a living. I know how to fucking light a scene. I was like, here, look at, here's what lighting does. And I just changed the lighting and then I turned it, like, I'm like, this is what this looks like.

And they're like, that looks really bad. I'm like, yes, you want the fucking soft shadow here, the hard light here. This is, there's a fucking science to this. I don't fucking care about lighting, but audio. Audio is so important. Yes, pot. Super.

Like this, I mean, right here. Right here. Right here. Listen to this. Yeah here yeah the whole thing we're talking about com again like you listen to eli's audio you listen to cody's audio whether it's on your youtube channel or your stream or this is what we use right yeah sure yeah the shirt what is it sm sm7b sm7bs they are dynamic mics and they are absolutely fucking amazing. Even the cool thing about them is you can tune these mics so well to your specific voice. Like I'm able to talk – like specifically on my stream. On these ones, they're not as fine-tuned because it's for a podcast and it's not as big.

Until we get all this stuff, yeah. Yeah. Like when I stream, my mic is tuned so well to my voice i can whisper into it and i can scream into it as loud as i can without peaking without using any compression i use your like you don't know what compression is in audio it kind of like normalizes your voice so your highs get lower your lows get higher so you have that almost like a i don't say monotone but it makes it so you sound good normal and good um but i fucking hate compression because i feel like it pulls all of the emotion out of your voice and if

you're very if you're a very loud person like i am like i'm very animated my voice shows that and you lose that with a lot of compression so i try to steer people away from compression but if you tune these mics you can do so, you take your level as a streamer from fucking looking like an entry-level guy. Like every other fucking person on this platform, whether it's Twitch. Welcome to the podcast, guys. It's really good. Hey, guys. Welcome.

Thank you. Fucking party streams for this. You're like, oh, my God. I won't. Your video can suck ass. Your stream can be laggy and skippy. Your games can play poorly. But if your audio is good, people will listen to you.

If your audio is awful, if you're peaking, if you're using a headset mic, if you're cutting in and out because you don't know how to set noise gates properly, you're not trying hard enough to be a streamer. I won't give you a raid. If I'm doing new people because I love writing newer. I won't give you a raid. If I'm doing new people, because I love writing new people, I don't give a fucking raid. If you're like, I'll click, I'm like,

okay, let's check this person, and it's like, if their audio sucks dick, or they're not responding to chat. Especially when I raid new people, and there's like three people, and they're just, or they have no personality,

where I'm like, yo, what's up? Because I go, and then I'm like, hey, and they're like, what's up? Show me your boobies. And they're like, what? Maybe I don't say that. like, yo, what's up? I go, hey, show me your boobies. Maybe I don't say that.

Yo, give me a fucking... I'll say dance or something stupid. Just have fun. I don't do that stuff. Do you want to stream? Me and the other two people in this chat want to watch you dance real quick. Then I will give you all my viewership

really fast. Just be cool. Have fun. I'm a cat, wanna watch you dance real quick. And then I will give you all my viewership really fast if you just be cool. Have fun. Have fun. No one wants to watch a fucking boring ass stream, period. And before I get the comment that says, well, Shure SM7Bs are expensive.

You don't need a Shure SM7B to have good audio. I started with a Blue Yeti. Same. Yeah, same. A Yeti is a USB mic. They also make XLR versions, but is it a good mic no kings is gonna freak out because i even mentioned the yeti but it is a great entry-level mic and you can still tune it to your voice and you can still set filters you can still the fuck was that squirt's

killing something outside right now it's like. Squirt just threw a head against the window. Yeah, just a blood choke. But you can even tune all this stuff to sound good and take your game up a fucking level, man. Audio is so important. If you're not, like, finishing your stream and sitting down and listening to yourself, like, play back your fucking recording. Play back your VOD. As much as we all hate listening to ourselves because we all hate our own voices. It's just naturally.

It's just like a thing. listen to your own body if you can't listen to yourself for 10 fucking minutes how the fuck do you expect anybody else to listen to you true it's why like editing my own content i'm sure all of you have the same thing when doing like comedic beats or how we do like what shit texans don't say like when we down, I know the facial expressions I need to do. I know all of that because I know my beats. I know everything going into that for what I do because I've edited and filmed so much fucking content. And I know with my actors, Hey,

I need this exact emotion, this exact facial reaction for this beat and then hold and go and done. That's what you need as a podcast i mean everything like you're just looking at a content creator with donut doing yours like you're you're stylistically i know there's cuts in your content but at the end of the day you still have a very good format and you're like okay you probably go through it and it takes you an hour to edit two hours yeah how long did it take you to when you first started editing videos it took forever man um i i went on the humble bundle and everyone laughs at me because i use

sony vegas to edit but the the humble bundle had sony vegas on there for a dollar and i was i was fucking broke and i was like well it's editing software i'm gonna buy it and i've used that for the past five years for all 600 videos on my channel. And I'm so fast with it and I have the hot keys down and everything. That's what I learned. I learned to edit in Vegas before I learned a little bit into Premiere, but I still, I know, I know Vegas.

Cause again, it was way easier to pirate Vegas. Yep. Yeah. But I, I haven't had an, I think I've had an editor do like two out of like 500 of my videos because a lot of the jokes and like you're saying,

the comedic beats come in post. You know yours, yeah. Holy shit. And you're fucking faster at it. It's such a weird world. Like it's always like Matt Gallagher, I like do the edits for the main content for our shit because we know...

Or like Gallagher will do a rough and then we go down and we're like, okay, let's add this, take away that, let's change that. And then it's those finessing the other beats. And we're like, okay, now this is a solid piece. Let's fucking call it right there. But it is. It is really hard to find an editor or somebody to understand your humor perfectly. Party.

Or to like understand because we know what we're joking about we know we're talking about we know when there's that pause or when when we want to let something sit and hang from it or when we need to just move on yeah we understand that and it's really hard as a as a content creator to hand over those reins to somebody whether it's on a youtube channel or my stream like looking to edit old stream stuff like i fucking hate that thought because what if it's not done right and then like i don't want to do it you work with only a handful of people that i'm like i trust with pieces of content like i know this person can film this i know this person can edit this audio design i know this person can film this. I know this person can edit this. Audio design, I know this person can do that. It took a long, it took 11 years to get there where I'm like, here's three people I can trust to do this style of content.

I mean, that's part of being a content creator though. There's a reason our formulas work in the way they do because of our shitty, fucked up brains and it's like honestly like you know your content so well to take that and be like somebody else hold my baby hold the thing that has made me me fuck dude like i i i applaud others that can let people really take over something like there's a reason i don't use my youtube channel for fuck anymore because i i just don't like how i appear on youtube and i haven't found i like i don't have the time to do it because i'm a piece of shit and so like trying to be like what what kind of content do you make like i like you you're busy as fuck cody like how the fuck have you not found an editor but so now i realize like

that'd be you handing your baby over to somebody to edit. Plus you're so fast at it. Now you're like me where it's like I can do something an hour. VFX, editing or VFX, whatever. I know I can spend two hours. And unfortunately, if I hand this off, it's going to be a 40-hour project at this point for other individuals. And then there's back and forth. I'm like, huh? a 40-hour project at this point for other individuals and then there's back and forth and like I need to put some of my like unedited footage up because the

way I do things it's kind of weird I go off of my audio cues when I'm looking at like the audio bar on the editing so I'll like do a good line and I'll be like ah like clapping hurts of it so it's like everyone's like god I got this this is oh that was a good line. Ah! And then I could see that spike on the audio. I like that one. Ah!

It's definitely my new thing. So from now on, we're not clapping. We're just screeching. Ah! Into the mic. Guys are now my autistic child. This is great. Ah!

Ah! Ah! I'm like, Ryan, are you happy? He's like, fuck yeah, dad. I'm like, hell yeah, you're happy? He's like, fuck yeah, dad. I was like, hell yeah, bro, high five. Jesus, man. Dude, he just signed real quick, so he knows I can do VFX now, explosions. So I just got a video from his.

He's been kind of getting into editing. Your son's been getting into editing a little bit. Filming, lots of filming. Okay, that's what it is, yeah. But his mom was like, oh, Ryden wants you to do a video because he knows you can make stuff explode. He is now sending you a video to make

the buildings explode. So he's like, are you filming, mommy? She's like, yeah. So he has like the Eiffel Tower and all these. He's like, they fly up and she tracks and he's like and he has audio playing because he matches what he needs with background music. So it's like you hear the rockets going in the background. And then like the explosion, he's like, and he slams together.

And then like they fall and then boom. And he's like, okay, daddy, make those explode when they hit. Bye. I was like, you piece of shit. Now you want me to do this for free? You know how tired this tastes? Are you going to charge your son? Yeah.

He's getting an invoice. $10.99. Make sure he does his taxes. Dear God, man. Holy shit. I love him so much. What a rabbit hole that was. Holy shit.

So Scott almost died. And Scott. Who is Scott? him so much. What a rabbit hole that was. Holy shit. So Scott almost died. And Scott, who is Scott? Yeah, Eli, who is Scott? Scott is... Kentucky Ballistics. Eli didn't know who Scott was. I don't know names. I'm just lying.

I met him a handful of of times I was like our good friend yeah who's like almost done because I don't call it even you still I'm like donut you know fucking will it came in in my stream last night he was like Steph said this I was like fuck Steph and she's like, clean, Eli. And I was like, oh, yeah. Stefan. It's weird having internet names and then real people names. Yeah. Or cursed to bear. I'm used to Donut now. But Kentucky Ballistics, we're going to make it a point to talk about this

and extend this podcast a little bit longer. He hit us up a couple weeks ago and was like. It wasn't even him. It was his like it wasn't him it was his it was uh it was his family wasn't his family well i i had a i have a friend who is a trooper in the area where scott used to be a patrol officer and they hit me up and they were like hey scott's in bad condition this is what i think happened happened happened and it was pretty spot on he was shooting his serbu his serbu rn50 or nng50 i don't remember 50 it was a 50 it's a 50 caliber rifle a breach action single shot 50 not a bolt gun not a semi-auto it was like a screw cap we it's a it's a it's a weird gun it's a weird type of 50 yeah because you break it in half and then you put the bullet in and then you screw this cap

on and then you bring it back you bring the how much are one of this like two grand so it's a poor man's 50 go on kind of one shot you have to screw on a cap for a 50 cal that's what yeah definitely can't be like a military yeah you can see it like a sniper in combat being like He bought this at wish.com Yeah, but uh, yeah, he was shooting slap rounds out of it which are There's a bow light armor penetrating tracers slap tees yeah they can go through shit they haven't been made in a long time a long time so and because of that you are and they just pass down hand to hand owner to owner yeah you don't you don't buy this ammo from dicks you don't buy this ammo at any regular gun store or one of your normal ammo online stores you have

to buy this shit special from certain people because it's just not made anymore all the ammo is old it's like it's surplus hand loaded it's just not common shit but it's very special ammo because it's a very special type of armor penetrating ammo it is like a little super fucking insane tiny round sitting in like a sabotage like a little a holder of the sabot yeah which it means it's lighter than a regular 50 round which means they go super fucking fast and we all know we beat armor you go fast that's why they they're armor penetrators and they usually have a slightly lower gunpowder yield than like a regular 50 cal shell yes regular 50 cal shell is like 660 grains it's got a big fat heavy bullet the sable can have a lighter grain count but shoot faster because it's a much lighter projectile so it looked like Scott, Kentucky Ballistics, got a very hot, like an unbelievably hot round.

Being a lighter grain count means that shell's got a lot of empty space in it. And it looks like somebody loaded the... Either that or because they're old, there can also be chemical degradation to how gunpowder sits, depending on how it's stored. So a little of column A, a little of column B, a hot round with some chemical degradation to how gunpowder sits depending on how it's stored so a little of column a little column b a hot round with some chemical degradation means that round fucking it was a stick of dynamite sitting in his gun yeah and he shot uh he shot like two i think it was two or three rounds out at first he was four yeah they were all fucked up yeah they were doing weird stuff the whole time and he was shooting at a fire hydrant and the rounds were going through

it it was crazy but some were hitting light as you're saying and then yeah some were hitting light some were going through some some were shooting off like he had one go like i think he said like far right to the side yeah it was like a foot and a half two feet right or some shit but either way like the rounds were acting real fucky it looked like some rounds were real light on powder some rounds were real heavy on powder and that last one which was fucked up he's like we're gonna shoot this one more time yeah god damn that one more time man it so it was so he talked to the manufacturer of the serbu the president or the creator or whatever it was mark serbu yeah he explained he sent him a special barrel to sure to shoot slap rounds because you

can't shoot slap rounds out of most 50s. The Barrett I own, the Barrett that Matt owns, you do not shoot slap rounds out of a Barrett. Because it's a smaller projectile with the muzzle brake, that round doesn't...

They do some fucky shit. You need a special barrel to shoot slap rounds. Yeah, and it was... Was it 5,500 or 55,000 PSA? 55,000. 55,000 PSA. That's what it was supposed to be.

And then it ended up being like 85,000. He explains it in a video. He made like a 15 or 20 minute video. I'll link the video to Scott's. Yeah, it's an excellent video where he explains everything. But the cap we were talking about, you screw on. It was weird for 85,000, which means it was well over 85,000 PSI. It sheared the fucking...

The threads. It sheared the threads off and hit him in the face. That cat did. Broke his orbital in three places. And his nose. And his nose. And some shrapnel hit him in the throat,

severed his jugular, and... And then went and entered his lung, because that's why his lung collapsed, so he had hyponemothorax, or nemothorax. Nemothorax. Because it collapsed the lung long and you're like holy fuck and like his dad is the one that helps him film so if his dad wasn't there we wouldn't have

scott with us the amount of videos he films on his own yeah yeah he just got this one and his dad was like hey this is what's going on and his dad has initially stopped it and he's like you have to put your thumb there and like scott wrapped it and then fucking so basically scott uh he had a tear in his jugular vein which it's the big one when you that's cut you die that's it you don't really live you die he had a smaller laceration to his jugular and he wrapped his thumb in his shirt and shoved his thumb into his own neck and again i'll link this video below watch it it's legitimately the front of his fucking throat his thumb was buried in that shit yeah um to help plug said hole crazy stuff and he said he did that and then he

like bared down to try and hold the Hold his blood in And that's why reloads Like going first it's like reloads are terrifying At any level because you're trusting Another individual To have these Yeah To hopefully get this right but when you're at

The deal of a 50 cal where you're like 660 grains That's a lot of gunpowder that's as he baddie said it's like a fucking stick of dynamite you're fucking with like and it will just shred metal explode think of a black cat now you're like oh this is a fuck ton of black cats holes it's a it's a firecracker in a toilet and watch it break the porcelain yeah that's your body yeah yeah and it's so crazy too it was so like over pressurized he's talking about he talks about in his video is like that part went back and hit him everywhere and then

the 30 pound 20 pound barrel went shoom and just shot off launched that fucking thing gone and then he got like super lucky because it was again dad was there putting his fucking thumb in there if you're like anyone you can't turn a kid in neck as he says in the video and for the most part tourniquets are supposed to hurt and feel terrible and then on top of that if you have a bleeding wound arterial or just like a vein you have to pat gauze that's why people don't understand it's like what you stop that wound You just keep stuffing it until it stops. And it's gonna be fucking painful. You're tearing that wound

open. It doesn't matter. You need to make that shit stop bleeding. Arterial bleeding is very, very difficult. You died in 30 seconds. Scott made it like a long time without dying. The average dude has like 8 units of blood and he lost 6.

It's like... Oh, is it... Yeah, I think it was eight and he lost six. Yeah. Scott was like right there teetering on the edge.

Yeah. I said this... I did like a big breakdown review of this film when I was live the other day when it finally

released the video and it's like as fucked up as it to say, it happened to Scott. It sucks that it happened to our friend. Any other person just would have died. It was bound to happen.

Dude, well, that ammo would have gone to somebody. If it didn't go to Scott, somebody would have died. It's bound to happen, and unfortunately, because with that style of content, you're like, yeah, reloads. Hey-ya!

And then fucking that happens, and you're like, ooh, oh, yep and then fucking that happens you're like oh oh yep this is you're playing with sticks of diamond and yeah this could end really bad really quickly and scott was just dude and he was built different yeah and he called it on video so if you like like batty said we're gonna put it in the description below it shows him shooting it and the gun just, it's crazy. I mean, like one of the pieces of metal went through the edge of his head. Oh, yeah. Like he was a centimeter from having a piece of this gun, like a half inch piece of steel through his skull.

And it just happened to be like, nope, just your hat. Yeah. Like what the fuck? He had one go through his neck, into his lung. Another one through his hat. He had a cap, a fucking two-inch cap of steel hit him in the face. Yo, that motherfucker's tough. This guy's tough.

Man, he's still going to make content. I was, like, talking to him. I was like, yo, keep crushing, man. Like, that's a, I mean, at least you're making good adsense off of that video yes doing good yeah it's got like six doing good but like this week me demolition ranch and Brandon Herrera we're gonna be putting content on Scott's channel we're rotating out so I'm gonna do yeah so I'm doing my style of video for them you'll see my you'll see my piece, my skit style inserted.

You're going to see Brandon's style video on Scott's channel, and then you're going to see Demolition Ranch style on Scott's channel just to keep his revenue coming in and to keep the algorithm happy because if you don't post often on YouTube, the algorithm goes, and it just drops. It gets angry. Angry algorithm. We don't post often on YouTube, the algorithm goes, ooh, and it just drops. It gets angry. Angry algorithm. We don't like angry algorithm.

I haven't figured that out yet, because I post like once every two weeks now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are a roller coaster. Money, money, money, money. Oh, John can't eat this month. We're going to take a small break. Oh, I can't wait for it yeah yeah it's gonna be good

content when are you filming yours uh i was hoping to do mine either tomorrow or tuesday so if you want to figure it out yeah let's figure it out buddy batty please be in my video because it's gonna be good i'm i don't really do youtube so like i'll i am in all my friends youtube videos i'm not in my own Hi, I'm Eli How many years of vlogs do you have stored up now? Since 2019 yeah, I have like six solid and I want to get the other one. I'm working on you like you have been Release your vlog 2019 release your people. I'm gonna put these up after I'm 60

You look so young homes your first vlog was in your other house. I'm going to put these up after I'm 60. You've changed homes. Your first vlog was in your other house. I've changed relationships. Haven't we all? On that note, thank you for watching. Go listen to us. Follow us. Comment.

Podbean. Castro. Spotify. Apple. Eli. Wait, what? go listen to us follow us comment pod beans cassero uh spotify apple eli wait what daughter operator eli batty streams batty streams oh um uh scott shirt yeah scott's got awesome shirts it's got a thumb and it says put a thumb in it check his youtube out batty will link and pineapple will put a thumb in it check his youtube out baddie will link pineapple we'll put a link on video description one of us is gonna do everything and then check us out on grinder for come throw brian