Unsubscribe Podcast - 154 - Demolition Matt & The US Military Exposed ft. Habitual Linecrosser

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Starting point is 00:00:48 Okay. I just want to say me and Ryden give a big smile. I want to just say thank you all so freaking much. Like from the bottom of all our hearts. I said it last time, but Holy crap. The amount of support this has got is mind blowing. It's a,

Starting point is 00:01:03 I mean, you can hear it in my voice. Just you guys and gals are crushing it. Thank you for this amazing community. This, this merch is in this, this and all the shirts that have been selling. It's all thanks to you all. I'm so excited. And these nonprofits are going to benefit so fricking much from it.

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Starting point is 00:02:07 Appreciate y'all so much. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. It really means the world to me. Are we recording? No. Oh, shit. Yeah, we are. Oh, we are?

Starting point is 00:02:16 Yeah. Okay, we doing this? Yes, I am. Ready? One, two, three. Nick, Nick, Nick. That's good. Wait, that's done?

Starting point is 00:02:30 He shotgunned. That's not good. This has got weird aftertaste. Now you're like, this is great. I don't like it as much. I didn't drink it for lunch. I had to catch up. I've never done an unsubscribed podcast sober.

Starting point is 00:02:42 I'm not about to start today. I don't think anyone has. This is going to be the best unsubscribed podcast sober. I'm not about to start today. I don't think anyone has. This is going to be the best unsubscribed podcast that ever has been. It's going to be dope. I'm joined here today by Mr. Eli Double Faps, Ethan Habitual Linecrosser, the head of the ATF, Mr. Matt Carriker. Boom, boom, boom. That was your dog.

Starting point is 00:03:04 And the fat Electrician. Hey, boys. How's everyone doing? Super good. Wonderful. God, this is like the best. So each one of you has held or holding the top spot in the top three or five episodes. He did too?

Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah. Which is weird. Is it him? Yeah. You're like, I just watched his first video and I disliked it. And YouTube got rid of that button. It was awful. God, remember the dislike button?

Starting point is 00:03:29 Those are some good times when people didn't worry about feelings. Here we are. You just go on. It's like, is this video good? No. No, that is downloaded. Or before you clicked it, you could see, like, yeah, it's mostly red on that bar, so I'm not clicking it. God.

Starting point is 00:03:42 That was the thing. I'm, like, the newest YouTuber here, so it's, uh thing i'm like the newest youtuber here so it's uh yeah like what five years ago they got rid of it when somebody got elected and got in office and all of his videos weren't very well liked yeah that's literally when they got rid of it yeah imagine that it was somebody had a state of the union address and it had like man do you think that was really it yes it had 12 to 1 dislike to like ratio and the next day that function was gone that was really i thought it was just they were worried about people's feelings like not actually like political stuff it was that political guy's feelings crazy he went in and he's like katherine

Starting point is 00:04:16 get rid of this i don't want to see it i don't want people to know that everyone hates me is nick just the y guy here like you talk about something, like, why does that happen? And he just randomly knows all obscure things in the world. Let me just do whatever algorithm. Dude, we just did the live shows. All y'all. You didn't get to make it. No, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:04:37 You came out in support. I freaking truly appreciate that. It was so good. I know you probably talked about that in every podcast, but I want to talk about it more. We haven't talked about it yet. you haven't okay so these guys we just well i mean tell them what you did and then i want to tell you my experience as a viewer ah yeah go for it oh we did we did live shows it was well we did this but in front of 500 people

Starting point is 00:04:59 and sold out they weren't allowed to have cell phones so they got to see the unedited versions live they said a lot of bad words you think they say bad words here wait till it's live g van's happy he didn't edit those episodes you'd be like fuck and the thing is the audience loved it so i sat in the very back so i was like watching all of the audience which is just you guys and like it was crazy i was at the very first one y'all did so you guys were a little nervous donut was like pooping in his pants nervous uh because they're the first time you sit in front of a live audience like there's some people here watching these things but it's not a live audience like that and it was it was crazy how everyone was such a big

Starting point is 00:05:41 part of it they were laughing the audience is talking back with you guys like in a room full of like 300 people. And like, they're shouting something out and you guys react to it. And they love that. And then the coolest thing I ran into just a random fan, like five days later. And he was like, Oh man, you should have totally gone to the unsub thing. I was like, I was there, I was in the back. And he was like, he was ranting and raving about it. Like how much fun he had. And I was like, cool. Like I thought it was fun, but I know all these guys, like, what did you think? And he was like, it was crazy. it like how much fun he had and i was like cool like i thought it was fun but i know all these guys like what did you think and he was like it was crazy and he those guys are so funny and what i really liked is how everyone so the one i went to is you you donut rich and brandon yeah rich anger cops and everyone had their own thing eli was really good at like keeping the pace going this guy was really good at keeping the pace going.

Starting point is 00:06:25 This guy's really good at talking and telling stories, which is what you do. Turns out he's good at it. Donut was really funny because he's witty and funny, but he also was so nervous, which made it super funny. And then we did the whole... And then that was you who started that, right? Yeah, 100%. So Eli preys on nervous Donut and is like, hey, Donut's really nervous, guys. So every time he speaks, everyone cheer. And then everyone would just drown him out with cheers whenever he would talk, which was so funny.

Starting point is 00:06:57 The audience loved it. They were part of the joke, which was really cool. For like 20 minutes. He wasn't allowed to say shit. He would say something, and then he would be like, yeah. And then everybody would go and go crazy. And then Rich was just like cussing out people

Starting point is 00:07:09 in the audience the whole time in kind of a joking way, but kind of an aggressive way, which people loved. And then Brandon was trying not to say anything that would get him cancelled. And then we tried to get him cancelled. But then you guys were actively trying to get him cancelled the whole time. Well, Rich also did a great job of breaking the ice because it was St patrick's day so he wore his kilt with

Starting point is 00:07:27 no underwear underneath and he we they like announce us like it's a fucking ufc fight and rich runs up there and he's sitting in the middle because he's a guest stands on the chair and moons the entire crowd right out of the fucking gate so not just a butt moon i think you could see some nuts no yeah no yeah, no. I have the still. I have the still. Just an audience of people that break the ice like, here's my testicles. That's what you guys did. Good job.

Starting point is 00:07:53 The goat. It looked like a sad goat up there. I'm so sad I missed this. Anyway, it was great. Highly recommend. As a friend, I thought it was really fun. Turns out the fans also really enjoyed it. So it was cool.

Starting point is 00:08:06 And I'm proud of you guys. I think you guys are doing something really awesome. And I'm glad I can be this tiny little part of it. Oh, thank you. Oh, that was the sweetest. And then Ethan over here couldn't make it because he's got a fucking job. Yeah, look, you tried to get me fired. I'm trying to get myself fired.

Starting point is 00:08:19 It's just not happening as quickly as I would like. Speaking of which, last time you were on the podcast, I specifically said it's my new goal in life to un-recruit you get you to quit what are you doing now i'm getting out i'm done it's public yeah okay cool they yeah i i had like a weird video i was like my decision and i tried making it like all pretty and stuff but in reality like people in the comments section like i saw the episode i knew nick was gonna do this i saw nick and tyler reverse recruiting you like that's what the whole comment section was i was like shit yeah i guess they all saw that shit but it was it was you went from hula from the first time you came out to now you're getting out of the

Starting point is 00:08:55 military oh my god for reference usually once you get past that 10 year mark you just sign up for the extra 10 years you're doing half your time you. You're like, fuck it, I'm almost there. You are at 16 years? 15. 15 years. So he's at the three quarters mark. He just quit that race. He's like, nah.

Starting point is 00:09:13 16 years, I undid it in two and a half hours. If the military wants to hire me as a recruiter, I can do the same thing the other way. Or we could pay us to throw it out there. We just start telling people not to join the military. You have to actively pay. You have to pay to stop. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:09:30 I was like, it was a strange feeling because, like, I left here. I talked about it with my missus. And we were like, you know, we're done. And then I started, like, my brain went through a chemical shift. I started noticing little things. I'd show up to PT and I'd be cold. And I'd be like, I fucking hate this. I don't have to do this again anymore. And I would just

Starting point is 00:09:46 every last little thing. They called me. I was in the middle of teaching a class and they're like, hey, you have to come pee in a cup right now. I walked in like in front of God and everybody ripped my jacket off. I was like, I don't even fucking need this job anymore. I was, yeah, it's been a bit of a mental shift for me. I always forget you get drug tests in the

Starting point is 00:10:02 middle of the day. Yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. Is that a problem? I'm always on the random. No, I just forget about it. Yeah, it's in the military yeah yeah i forgot about that problem i'm always on the random yeah it's always the things you just completely forget about you don't understand like drug testing the military is like it's got to be a surprise but it also has to be a surprise to 700 people all at once so it's like get up get out of your bed stand in line for seven hours and don't pee while we piss test you one at a time with three people. Yeah. And in the military, it's not like civilian side where it's like the nurse with the cup and she waits outside and tells you not to flush the toilet.

Starting point is 00:10:33 Like, no, it's a grown ass man having a staring contest with your dick while you're taking a piss. You have to watch it leave the body. Yeah. They hold that shit. They're like, you're good. Yeah. Cool. Shake it.

Starting point is 00:10:43 Go and shake. I mean, at this point in my career like i have no shame anymore so like they'll always ask the new guy to watch me because i have a really bad habit of walking in doing like a toddler like shirt under the chin everything all the way down to my ankles facing towards them and all the new guys are just like come on and all the old timers are just yeah got him again god i do not miss pissed us getting, that was like the only bad one was we had left. It was on a Monday. We didn't know what was happening.

Starting point is 00:11:10 We stayed out too late until like 2, 3 in the morning. Drunk as shit. Got the 5 a.m. wake up. So they wake you up extra early for piss tests for the surprise. So 5 a.m., I just went to bed. And it's like, boom, boom, boom. And I'm like, get up. I stand up

Starting point is 00:11:26 i'm like oh i'm fucking shit wrecked oh this is not good i just stumbled to the front of the line and they're like elok are you good i was like i am sick i should go quickly i need to go potty now they're like okay just go peed stumbled back up sorry he's like what the fuck's wrong i was like i'm shit wrecked i was like give me till nine and i'll be fine i already done pp'd he's like okay there you go oh man dude we had a lot of people piss hot during that i was during this like the surge and uh we i think in my company we had 26 people piss hot dude back during the surge though like when i came in in 09 that was the tail end of the surge i i knew a seven, no, nine year private first class. He had had like 40 UIs and just article 15 after one another.

Starting point is 00:12:12 I was like, geez, this nice guy, super nice guy, one of our mechanics. But he just did not give a fuck about authority at all and just wanted to stay in the army because he's like, fuck it. It's an easy job. And now they kick you out. Like they used to. I had buddies like pop hot for coke and they're like 45 days article 15 restriction uh rip your rank you're staying in though we need you for this war thing your body is much needed when i was at a medic school we had a dude that had

Starting point is 00:12:38 been recycled twice already he was on his third iteration through medic school and he was failing on purpose he was like 15 or 16 years in and he was just a supply guy but he was still an e4 had zero desire to be an nco or have any authority didn't give a fuck about anything they finally forced him to reclass to try to get him to move up the ranks so he's just fucking kept recycling through medic school until they pulled it it was awesome it's always a beautiful thing to see like a career e4 who doesn't give a shit go toe-to-toe with like the system we were in uh uae we had this kid named cantu and cantu did not give a fuck let me put it to you this way like very white name oh yeah yeah yeah our battalion commander gave us like these books and

Starting point is 00:13:21 you had to write your goals for the year in the back of the book and he wrote like become a pokemon master and like just a bunch of dumb shit that he wrote in this fucking book and then we had this sar major from 69th brigade sar major like harrison or something brought all the ncos in this kid was a corporal did not want to be an nco just wanted to get out and you it was like watching national geographic just an e4 who didn't give a fuck and this csm who wanted him to give a fuck. And he's like, what is your plan when you get out? And he's like, I'm probably going to be homeless and just live in the Appalachian mountains. Like, how the fuck do you like that?

Starting point is 00:13:50 It was the crazy. And then he just went all political. He's like, talk to me offline after this. So I was just like, you just got fucking. And we were supposed to, we actually have a, what was it? So Troxel, I served under him at 2id during the search and then he continued to work his way up in the command sergeant major he made it to um the senior enlisted advisor to the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff so like the enlisted guy above

Starting point is 00:14:15 all other branches and he's going to be on the podcast i'm like sir bizarre have you watched an episode of yeah that's gonna that's going to be interesting. You're going to sit him next to me? I know. It's just going to be terrible. The boob heard around the world. You take his rank and you're the sergeant major now. It's like Highlander.

Starting point is 00:14:38 The real question is when we have him on, this is for the audience, do we have him do an honorary veteran status for brandon do you think he could do that or make pull the card so it can happen he has some connections if we could get him that i'd be i'm just glad you didn't have him on with me because i like i'm i still like i want to leave on good terms with the army so i just be sitting here like just awkwardly quiet yes our major who's on yes our major dude you got your foot you got the eclipse coming up which there is like a million people coming out to bernie uh no i think there's like a hundred thousand but it's gonna seem like a million because our town's tiny and are you you

Starting point is 00:15:19 sold out already at your we sold out one pasture we were just planning on doing that one but it sold out in like three hours. So then we opened up a second pasture. We raised our prices because we were like, we don't really want to sell out two pastures because then we're screwed. But we'll see. I don't know. Sold like half those spots already. God dang. If you don't know, I mean, you can talk about it on April 8th.

Starting point is 00:15:39 So April 8th, there's a total solar eclipse going all the way from like Mexico up to the U.S. and to Canada, kind of at a diagonal. And so it's going right over our town. Like we are in the path of totality, as it's called. And I've never seen one. I've seen a partial. I've never seen a total. So I'm excited about it. I thought we were talking about a Mitsubishi for like the first two seconds.

Starting point is 00:15:58 Yeah, there's going to be a Mitsubishi eclipse. It's just floating in the sky. That's why hundreds of thousands are buying lots. They're just waiting. It's here. Matt, you got an eclipse. It's a weird in the sky. That's why hundreds of thousands are buying lots. They're just waiting. It's here. Matt, you got an eclipse. It's a weird color for him. All right.

Starting point is 00:16:10 It's like a green one for Baston Pier. It was pretty popular back in 2001. When you brought up Mitsubishi, my brain went back to World War II. Like, well, they were in the skies at one point in time. Yeah, so there's, it is 100,000 people for uh it was like two hours the eclipse will be going on for two hours but to the total eclipse will be uh four minutes and 20 seconds of absolute darkness it's going to be gangster in the middle of the day which is cool i've never seen one i'm excited it's cool now it was real not cool like 200 years ago we were talking about that

Starting point is 00:16:42 when they didn't know it was happening. Yeah. I'm like, oh shit, it's done. We're done. You're like spanking your kid. It's like, you're like, oh. Oh shit. He's the chosen one.

Starting point is 00:16:54 Will you take your child to the town center? And then like the soda come back out, you'd be like, all right. So God was just telling me like, hey, watch yourself. Okay, I got it. I got it. I'll chill. Quick, somebody murder a bunch of people.

Starting point is 00:17:04 See, it works. The sun came back out. That's all fine now. It's like the Aztec. That would blow someone's mind if you didn't know it was going to happen and all of a sudden it just gets dark. Yeah, back in the day, you just think God's mad. It's like tornadoes. And you can't actually

Starting point is 00:17:19 see the moon as it's covering up the sun because it's on the sun. It's so bright and you're just like, I don't know why it just turned off and then came back on, but I better get my shit together. The sun god is mad at us. Anxiety. Sacrifice. Stop the sacrifice. It's that scene from Apocalypto.

Starting point is 00:17:36 Right? Apocalyptico, the Mel Gibson movie? Yeah. Such a good movie. I don't know if I've seen that one. Not a single word gets said, tells an entire story. It's fantastic. What, really? I've seen parts of that one where they're like running away and the guys are all like throwing spears and arrows and shit at them yeah it was that's the only part i've ever seen oh it's so good it's one of my favorite movies it's really good it is part of it i think it's a documented thing that happened with aztec they were like killing killing king because they would

Starting point is 00:17:58 just oh yeah sacrifice rip hard out sacrifice yeah like you know the the aztec jaguar warriors you know like their war club sword thing how it has um it's like a wooden club and then it's got the chunks of obsidian around it oh yeah like serrated teeth yeah so you know why they carry that instead of like a sword or a spear i mean i know obsidian can be sharpened sharper than a surgeon's scalp right but the the the humps on the obsidian were only like this big and like the their entire mo the jaguars was to capture people alive to sacrifice them so like that was their non-lethal weapon to go out and capture people that's why they had like little tiny chunks of obsidian so it would cut you but it would be ideally assuming you didn't hit like an artery or anything you're not dying hard how do

Starting point is 00:18:42 you know this shit i don't know i know you get a degree in history but like american history i thought there was like you have a degree in history no i'm working on it were you uh were you a nerd in school no you were cool nick was a bully he's the run by and stick sticks in the kids wheelchairs folks i don't know i did bad things nah i was kind of a shit bag uh i don't know. I did bad things. No, I was kind of a shitbag. I don't know. I'm that kid that school kind of came easy to, so I never learned how to study,

Starting point is 00:19:12 so then college sucks because it finally caught up to me. Because you actually have to study in college. Yeah, I know. And my senior year, it became a thing at my school. It was a pretty small school. I think my graduating class was like 156, somewhere around there. And it just became a thing because my parents were cool. They were like, as long as you're getting good grades, grades do whatever the fuck and i would just not go to school on

Starting point is 00:19:29 fridays and it was just a well-known thing nick doesn't do fridays and i would just take three day weekends all the time and yeah dude my parents were cool shit they're like you have all a's and one b i don't i don't care and then they they like bring me into some board because then the school gets mad because after you miss so many days they like don't, I don't care. And then they, they like bring me into some board. Cause then the school gets mad. Cause after you miss so many days, they like, don't get as much funding or whatever. They're like, this is an issue. And my parents are like, he's passing. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:19:52 What's the problem? There's kids doing way worse. What do you want? It's a big thing. Like here in Texas, you get in big trouble. If kids do not show up, parents go to jail. Yeah. I was like, dang.

Starting point is 00:20:03 Okay. They actually care. Because the department of education has a SWAT team. They do. Do they? Yes. Parents go to jail. Yeah. I was like, dang, okay, they actually care. Because the Department of Education has a SWAT team. They do. Do they? Yes. He's not joking. I went down the fucking rabbit hole. You'd be blown away by how many federal agencies have their own fucking

Starting point is 00:20:16 tactical team. I didn't know the fucking post office did. Yeah. That's like one of the most gangster ones. What do they do? The postal inspectors? Originally, it started off in the birth birth of the country when like mail was important for, you know, new country expanding west the whole nine yards. So like fucking preventing the mail was punishable by death. And they had basically like special forces cops that were enforcing the safety of the U.S. Postal Service. And it's just kind of trickled down, and now it's like,

Starting point is 00:20:45 the big thing they do now is obviously making sure nobody's mailing bombs or drugs through the mail, so really important. But also, to preserve the U.S. Postal Service, the U.S. Postal Service has a legal monopoly on letters like normal mail, so this is why UPS and Fedex can't stick anything in your mailbox they have to take it to your door it's illegal for any entity other than the u.s postal service to put anything in your fucking mailbox i did not know that but i've also never noticed that

Starting point is 00:21:16 but now that you say that of course i'm not gonna be able to that's crazy so they have but yeah i guess nothing ever does go in my mailbox. So they're only allowed. The U.S. Postal Service has a legalized monopoly enforced by the federal government on letters and like any type of mail like that. So that's why USPS, FedEx, they only do packages. Unless you pay a lot of money and you do overnight shipping, then it has to be urgent. In which case that can like kind of bypass the monopoly, legally speaking. The postal inspectors enforce that too.

Starting point is 00:21:51 So like in the 90s, there was a company, I can't fucking remember. It was one of the credit companies, not whatever. It was some company, and they were sending all of their mail with UPS, and they were just marking everything urgent overnight, even though it wasn't. The fucking postal inspectors showed up with a full tech team and guns and a SWAT team and a rated their corporate office and like went through and they're like, that doesn't qualify as urgent.

Starting point is 00:22:15 That doesn't qualify as urgent. That doesn't go and find them like hundreds of thousands of dollars for not abiding by their monopoly on delivering the fucking mail. It's crazy. And that's why the fucking mail truck is made by Northrop Grumman. Do you know that? No, I don't know any of this stuff, Nick. Obviously no one knows this. No one even asked

Starting point is 00:22:36 why it was made by them, Nick. You walk up and it's like, that's why it got there. He's like, and that's why it was made by them. Matt. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale, expertise, and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at Visa.ca slash fintech. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:23:00 Down the rabbit hole he went. But what he was getting at is since he's been in college, he's really learned how amazing communism is as a system. I'm going to stab you. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let him cook. I love to cook.

Starting point is 00:23:12 I love that's a phrase now. I love to cook. Nick loves his communism. I almost made a girl cry the other day. That was pretty cool. Oh, do tell. How many did you know? Unrelated.

Starting point is 00:23:22 We were arguing about nuclear bombs in World War II and whether or not they were justified. And I said they were. And she said I was a bad person. And I said she was dumb. And I proved it to everybody. It was his mom. I mean, whatever. Mommy's just on a stream.

Starting point is 00:23:37 His mom's like, learn that and get the fuck out. Yeah. I don't know. I'm guessing she was part of the class or it was one of the email sections of the professor. Yeah. It was. Yeah. Because it's like an online chat room type thing.

Starting point is 00:23:51 And she's like, you don't understand how damaging the radiation was to Hiroshima. And I'm like, no, I do. Here's Hiroshima's fucking city. Hiroshima's municipal website. You can look this up right now. They have an entire page dedicated to like fucking nuclear radiation is not the same as what you're thinking about. Like nuclear fallout is like that's not what fucking happened to Hiroshima. The radiation was gone in like, you know, a couple of weeks.

Starting point is 00:24:14 People live here now. It's completely fucking safe. Like people because people think of like Chernobyl Chernobyl and nuclear meltdown with nuclear materials constantly emitting radiation for millions of years. And like, that's not what happens in a nuclear blast. So it goes because all the radioactive material is fucking vaporized and then proceeds to shoot around the entire earth and dilutes in a matter of like hours. And that's why all the videos are like, stay indoors, preferably in your basement for the first week after a nuclear bomb goes off. And then you're probably fucking fine. Yeah, I broke down the three EMPs that come off of a nuclear weapon recently.

Starting point is 00:24:51 And I already brain dumped all of it. But I went into detail about like how this hits this and releases the neutrons, which has the first wave. And yeah, no, I forgot all that shit. But there's three EMP waves that come out of a nuclear weapon. And they discovered that in 19. Oh, you might know this 64 they set off a nuclear weapon in the pacific and 1400 miles away in hawaii they had uh like like 300 light posts go out bikini atoll yeah yeah uh might be that one that's crazy there's a new anything with nukes or how radiation worked fucking terrifying because

Starting point is 00:25:23 that's the stuff that you're just like it's's like those Russian guys that found, they were out in the mountains. They found a, in Russia, and they found a heater. It was just a piece of metal that was warm. And like, oh, oh, thank God. So they took it with them to, for their, yeah, for their, for their hunt trip. How are they doing today? Every time I look at it, my camera gets fuzzy. So they do. And then that night they're sleeping next to it. And are they doing today? Every time I look at it, my camera gets fuzzy. So they do.

Starting point is 00:25:46 And then that night, they're sleeping next to it. And then they start throwing up. So they're like, oh, man, we need to take this with us to stay warm on the march back. They're like, okay. They left it when they got to their vehicle, drove, and then a week or a month later, both of them. So what was it? Obviously, it was uranium or something. Yeah, uranium.

Starting point is 00:26:03 Where did it come from? So Russia had these remote nuclear, I mean, Russia do be Russia. Like it was something that was a natural. They had dropped a bomb out there or something. Well, it was building for a reactor. I forget exactly. It was a part of a reactor, and it was just like a station, a remote station, and they were all over Russia.

Starting point is 00:26:25 I think there was like a hundred or 200, but they didn't have Russia went and collected most of them. They forgot some. And then people were finding them and they just thought it was metal. Where'd I leave my radioactive stuff? I don't know. That's weird. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:39 Do we have 16 of these or 17? I bet 16. That's fine. I don't know if we got room to talk. I think we have like 20 missing nuclear warheads, like seven or something. Who doesn't? I mean, no, generally where they're at. They're in North Carolina.

Starting point is 00:26:52 It's fucking fine. Don't worry about it. We've only lost two. How many did we accidentally drop? Too many. But haven't you guys ever lost a gun? No? No.

Starting point is 00:27:02 I sold a house one time. And left a gun in it. i thought you were just changing the subject because no one said yes so you're like yeah so i sold houses uh for a little bit i moved out of my house and six months later i was like where is this gun i couldn't find it and i i call the guy and i was like hey man i have a 25 acp it's like this big and i sold it with the gun safe in there and i was like i can't find it anywhere i was like i hadn't looked for it because i have a lot of guns so i call him like can you just check the gun safe and maybe it's somewhere and he's like i haven't i've been using the gun safe i haven't seen that thing i was like just go check he checks

Starting point is 00:27:41 like in a little drawer in the very back of it there's a gun in there that i just hadn't missed so luckily it was lost in a gun safe the whole time but like yeah i sold the house and included a secret gun accidentally i forgot i couldn't even imagine with like you were brandon's level firearms i've i freaked out because i was like oh shit where's the suppressor i was like counting my suppressors i was like that's scary too oh oh oh oh and i was just tearing everything apart was in the safe did it i was like i'm fucked i was like i don't know we just go to jail for a long time it's not a big deal and then i walked in my bed and it was my bedside gun suppressor i was like fucking idiot it was the only place i forgot to look it's just bedside gun i was like

Starting point is 00:28:18 the old bedside gun yeah dude you gotta have that surprise i I'm teaching Hannah how to shoot an MP5 for when I'm not home. That's gangster. I need to go through my Latina wife with an MP5. With a chocolate slap? She fucking takes the chocolate. My video this week comes out today and the sponsors delete me,

Starting point is 00:28:44 like the service for whatever. And right as I go, this video is brought to you by delete me. Hannah walks in with the MP5 and goes, OK, and slaps. So that would be a good time to learn how to use that. Oh, dude, your new ranges are fucking done. Yeah, they're pretty done. Yeah. Do you what are you adding anything more to it?

Starting point is 00:29:05 Well, we just were getting them done for the range day uh because it's coming up soon but eventually i'd like to have some small ranges too you know like some like shaded ranges and some private ranges and things like that but yeah we just wanted to get like the big epic ones done but they were just a lot of work yeah weird uh they're fucking massive the They're the biggest rangers I've seen around here. Yeah, man. You have the biggest everything. Thanks. Tip my hat. I was like, oh yeah, I'm not even going to touch that. Don't be crazy. You have the biggest everything.

Starting point is 00:29:34 You can touch it. The range. What are you talking about? Oh yeah, of course. It's called the ranch. It's the name of a dick. Y'all want to see my ranch? It's a devil the ranch. It's the name of his dick. Y'all want to see my ranch? It's a demolition ranch. Oh my gosh.

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Starting point is 00:31:13 I think you mastered the craft. I always say you're like one of the top businessmen I know because you're like, okay, I'm going to do this channel and this channel. And you're going to be like, man, I went to school and became a doctor. Fuck that thing. Don't need that anymore. That fuck those dogs and then or kittens so you get in trouble if you do that only in 48 states and then you're like hey i'm gonna start a highly successful youtube but then like bringing the family in then you had your family businesses and a bunker. And then now the range, uh, the, what the mansion,

Starting point is 00:31:47 the ranch or the actual new gun ranges. And then your, well, whatever. Complicated. Yeah. Shoot. That's scary. Just hearing it all. I know.

Starting point is 00:31:57 It's nice that you, that you're saying nice things about it. Cause I feel like I'm barely doing all of it. Like, it's just like, I don't know. I'm just juggling everything and trying not to drop anything. It's hard. That's fun though. How many goats do you own? Actually, we sold a bunch of them. There's only 10 left.

Starting point is 00:32:13 There were so many goats last time. They were pooping everywhere. We trapped as many as we could and I sold them to a rancher. Sold them to a rancher. I really did. We didn't shoot them. I could have. That would to a rancher. I know I really did. We didn't shoot them. I could have.

Starting point is 00:32:26 That would have been way easier. Did you go out there with... I didn't see it. There were like 60 goats out there. It was crazy. He's like, there's goats everywhere. I was like, I'll go fuck them. I'm going to go tackle one.

Starting point is 00:32:35 They're Barbados sheep, actually. I was like, I'm going to go hog tie this goat. You know, I'm from Iowa. It's fine. We do it with pigs all the time. I get out. These are not like the goats I had in mind. These goats, these were rams. They're wild. They had the horns. I get out. These are not like the goats I had in mind. These goats, these were rams.

Starting point is 00:32:45 They're wild. They had the horns. I was like, I'm not fucking with that thing. Nick coming out like a bully. Not that kind of goat. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Yeah, but we still got like, there's like nine or ten or something that I actually pinned

Starting point is 00:32:58 them up the other day and they got out somehow. So I'm just like, y'all can stay. They're cool. God dang it. So how many animals now are you just goats? Right now, actually, we're getting longhorns next week. Yeah. The county has some longhorns that they don't want anymore.

Starting point is 00:33:12 And so the county, I was talking to the commissioner, and she's like, can you take our longhorns? And I was like, sure. Yes. So we're getting three longhorns for free. That's the most random conversation I've ever had with a friend. You know, I'm the opposite of Brandon. You know, he's all hat, no cattle.

Starting point is 00:33:28 No hat, all cattle. You're a small hat. No all cattle. I'm ball cap, some cattle. That's like the commission gave you longhorns. Also, if you haven't seen a longhorn, they're fucking massive in real life. Like terrifying. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:44 Nice. But first time we pulled up at the other or the old ranch, I was like, oh. Yeah. But they just like. Yeah. They just turn and they're like. You can't even stand near them or they'll just kill you accidentally. And then how goes the progression of actually the resort?

Starting point is 00:34:00 It's super slow. It's like way slower than I want it to be. But it's like, yeah, it's just a it's like way slower than i want it to be but it's like yeah it's just a lot going on that my hardest part with youtube is like with the when we did the abandoned mansion series it was like everyone kind of understood it it was like yeah we have to do what is that oh it's fruit punch okay uh we have to like you know do the outside and then pour some concrete like it all makes sense with the the resort it's just there's so many different directions we can go that it's really hard to figure out how to make a story that makes sense for the viewers because i feel like i'm going in

Starting point is 00:34:32 too many directions and it's hard for me to comprehend so it's really hard for someone who's not there to comprehend i think we're still making a giant dirt pile to shoot guns yes it's that kind of stuff it's like yeah, yeah, we're moving dirt again. You guys want to watch the dump truck? How many tons of dirt did you have to bring in for that fucking berm? Because that berm's enormous. Yeah, I don't know. That's a great question. Is that the one at the last range day? Well, there was

Starting point is 00:34:57 nothing there before. It was a field with trees. It was flat, but now there's a mountain there. It's bigger now. Yeah, it's fucking huge. Holy shit. Yeah, it's a lot and i don't know we're done moving the big berms are done thankfully we need to actually actually they're not done we need to put some more brown dirt on them and then seed them so they don't like erode but otherwise it's pretty much done uh i bought a 45 70 recently that's all i got what's that what kind uh henry gold boy i kind Henry Goldboy like OG style

Starting point is 00:35:26 I just I know it's a pointless guy like here's the thing I've wanted to go forever and do you have any other lever actions besides that that's good

Starting point is 00:35:33 that's a good one to like if you want one lever action that's the one I will like I went to the pawn shop with my father-in-law and my wife who knows nothing about guns

Starting point is 00:35:40 she's heard me talk about a 45-70 Henry for a long time and I like never buy anything for myself so I was in there henry for a long time and uh i like never buy anything for myself so i was in there and i they had a 22 version and i was like i was kind of cool but i really want the 45 70s like i got a brand new one right there and i was like fuck and i was trying to like talk myself out of it i was like let me let me talk to household six i pulled her

Starting point is 00:35:57 aside and she's like i know nothing about guns and you talk about that one buy the fucking gun i was like damn it all right what a woman I'm telling you. Does he buy stuff for himself? Is he lying piece of shit right now? No. Okay. No. Bagel seasoning that's been sitting in his Amazon cart. Bagel seasoning? Every morning for breakfast, I have like an egg omelet on toast and

Starting point is 00:36:18 I put everything bagel seasoning on it and I love that. It's great. It's delicious and I was out of everything bagel seasoning and i had it in my amazon cart it was like four dollars i had it in there for two weeks because i just couldn't spend the money i just didn't spend four dollars on myself that's good justification it's okay without it how do i make this a write-off oh man i gotta make this work oh i know i was uh i just don't like spending money on myself,

Starting point is 00:36:45 but, like, she needs anything. She needed a new laptop. Yep, no problem. No problem. I get it all for her, but for me, I'm like,

Starting point is 00:36:50 no, this is not happening. What the fuck? Dude, just buy shit. I know. It's $4. You'll be quite fine. I hope so. Anyway,

Starting point is 00:36:58 maybe the $4 saved me at the end of the year. I don't fucking know. It might. That's true. That's a write-off. $4, you write it off. Yeah, here we go.

Starting point is 00:37:04 It's brain food for your videos. If that's what's gonna save you at the end of the year, you should've stayed in the year. I don't fucking know. That's true. That's a write-off. $4, you write it off. You need this brain food for your videos. If that's what's going to save you at the end of the year, you should have stayed in the military. I will let you know that. I feel kind of out of my element here. I'm like, Nick, we fucked up. We should have kept him in. I'm surrounded by YouTube titans here.

Starting point is 00:37:19 Every time I show up, Eli's like, hold my pocket. Let's go. Meet this person. Meet this person. Hold my pocket. Let's go. Meet this person. Meet this person. Hold my pocket. What was that? It's a Mexican. Hey, come on. Pull it out.

Starting point is 00:37:33 He was walking with me. The first time I came here, you're like, oh, come on down, meet Brandon. I walk in and it was Britton Herrera. And like, I just walked in like fresh off the plane. I was like, I look like shit. And he was just, you guys were super chill about everything. I was just like, this is weird. I don't know what the fuck to do.

Starting point is 00:37:48 Just look at everyone like people. You want to see some funny, you should have seen his dad at our show in Dallas the other day. That show was fucking hilarious. Bro, I saw that on your Instagram story. That was amazing, man. Your dad. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:00 Cause he, my dad, so my dad came to the last show. I know. I saw it. That's why, that's why I was texting you about that. Like I thought it was cool. Dude, he's. But what, what did you say? You got to the last show. I know, that's why I was texting you about that. I thought it was cool. But what did you say you got to see his dad? What happened? It was just funny because his dad is a really nice guy,

Starting point is 00:38:11 but he knew nothing. He knows his son makes money on the internet. He's never watched any content. He's never done anything. We opened up the podcast with probably a solid eight-minute conversation about where everybody comes. And his dad's just like, and then,

Starting point is 00:38:31 uh, I, during the superhero bit, we did go up to your dad and ask what his superpower was. We had to pick his offset. His dad's like, I don't even know what a superpower looks like a sensei too. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah. A hundred percent. He's like Gandalf. if he was Mexican and Asian. Yeah. Slash. You got to climb a mountain to have that guy teach you how to build a house. He's just sitting there hammering wood. Oh, you want to know the way?

Starting point is 00:39:01 Come on, my student. He's just very Mexican. want to know the way come on my student this is a very mexican he was so confused because again he has no idea what the fuck any of this is he doesn't he doesn't even have he has a facebook i think i think i think maybe he doesn't know how to post he doesn't use the internet eli's dad saw a computer one time yeah one time yeah exactly did not care past. So this world is so different to him. And when we walked out, you guys were out front. Or I seen them through the front doors. I was like, oh, I'll just say hi to my dad.

Starting point is 00:39:31 Open the door. And when we'd open those front doors, they'd be like, oh. Yeah, 500 people cheer. Yeah. So I run out. I'm like, da, da, da, da, da. I was like, this is my dad. Oh.

Starting point is 00:39:41 And I closed the door. So then my dad's like, what the fuck just happened? But he had a blast. Apparently the next day he was just like, just talking about it. He's like, oh, my son. He came out on stage. I was like, oh, oh, you're crying again. That was cool.

Starting point is 00:39:57 It was really cool. That was like, my brother set that up. I didn't know he was recording my dad's reaction for the first time with that opening bit. So I seen that. I was like, well, I'm slightly buzzed and I'm definitely going to cry. That's awesome. I'm going to record myself. To the internet.

Starting point is 00:40:12 I saw that. I was like, is this genuine emotion from Eli? What is happening? Eli doesn't have fake emotion. Eli is always genuine. I'm like, oh man, dude. I was like, oh my god. Then I walked around the corner and the guys were standing there and I was like oh my god then i walked around the corner and the guys were standing there meets there and i was like

Starting point is 00:40:26 just so thankful for everything we built an awesome team i was like ah and then audience was just amazing all supporting it so having my family see that for the first time was peak it's a good time i could die tomorrow and be quite all right with life i will try and be at the next time you guys do that at least nearby yeah if i can shoot on down there i want to get like dude having our friends up on stage like you guys it is like actually being part of the show that's what we're doing these notes with it fucking works and it's those surprises the people love because like oh shit we get to interact I think we should keep it a secret every time now. Who is secretly in the

Starting point is 00:41:08 audience? Well, no, who the guest is. Because we only did that with the Dallas show and hearing the crowd's reaction when they saw Papa Meat and Angry Cops walk out, they were fucking stoked. That is cool. If you want some booze,

Starting point is 00:41:23 HLC, dead silence. Fucking nobody. You got one guy in the back who just does nothing but YouTube. They're going to be like, that's Kentucky Ballistics. Yeah, Kentucky Ballistics. Scott's like, how is it there? That shit's fucking chaos. I don't know who that guy is, but I think he's from Kentucky.

Starting point is 00:41:44 I've seen him before. You kind of look like Kentucky Ballistics. I don't know who that guy is but I think he's from Kentucky I've seen him before you kind of look like Kentucky Ballistics I don't know if anyone's ever told you that I've been told I look like Sean Ryan apparently that's uh

Starting point is 00:41:51 that's actually shockingly true he was like special forces I'm like the special special forces mongoloids with missiles that's what I do

Starting point is 00:41:59 I'm the smartest dumb person you'll ever meet I can talk about fucking intercept dynamics radar ducting, but I don't know long division. I've got bad reading comprension, but if you want me to park a missile on a different continent,

Starting point is 00:42:11 I'm going to take that shit out of the dog. Because you got, what's your favorite piece of military? Is it like the actual crafts themselves or is it like the missile systems? For like, just like my overall favorite of like military equipment, it's got to be the Patriot system just because I know so much about it Or is it like the missile systems for like, just like my overall favorite of like military equipment. I didn't, it's going to gotta be the Patriot system just because I know so much about it. And I know like what it can do, what it's capable of.

Starting point is 00:42:31 Like, I'd probably be useless to the bad guys because I know what the system is. And it's like, how do we defeat Patriots? Like I'd fucking walk inside and shoot the guys operating. And that's going to be your best bet. Cause like missiles ain't getting through homie. I sorry,

Starting point is 00:42:41 but it's your bad luck. That's fucking crazy. We're that level. Are you sure? So there was a, there's a report that just came out from some i'll see if i can find the article um that they were like investigating possible uh uaps or whatever and the u.s government it was a government entity took these and they were like so that one we had a secret program testing in the area that one we had a secret program testing and the government just broke down they're like yeah majority of

Starting point is 00:43:04 these are probably not alien and just secret government programs, just in case anyone was wondering how fucking far ahead we actually are. Have you ever seen the chart where it shows reported UFO sightings and then when we started testing the B-2 bomber? Yeah. No, that was us. What the fuck is that?

Starting point is 00:43:23 It's a Dorito chip that will show up nowhere on your radar. It's going to fuck your world. You know, do we use Shopify? Let me think. Yeah. For the unsubscribed merch, my merch, Cody's merch, and Zach's merch, all sold using Shopify. We also use it for a POS system inside of my skate shop. Shopify.

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Starting point is 00:44:16 What I love about Shopify is no matter how big you want to grow, Shopify's there to get you to an X level of business. Make sure you sign up for a one dollar per month at shopify.com slash unsub pod all lowercase i read a lot of memes from communist tankies that say that you know america can't stop hypersonic missiles okay you're trying to you're trying to yeah i am i don't believe you they're faster than the speed of sound how can you stop that okay radar's detection than the speed of sound, Nathan. How can you stop that? Okay, radar's detection at the speed of

Starting point is 00:44:47 fucking light. 300,000 kilometers a second. So here's the thing. No one has a real fucking hypersonic, because here's why. A hypersonic, by definition, is anything that travels over... Here's why. Let him cook. This is my miscellaneism taking over. Fuck you. You can't stop him from cooking. He's going to cook. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Why are you counting down? Anything over Mach 5, or 1 mile mile per second or 1.6 kilometers per second. So all these chuckle fucks out there that we go Mach fucking 18. You do that exo-atmospheric, which is like flying a plane and then trying to dive it into the water. You're going to have a lot more drag once you enter the atmosphere. And you're going to slow way the fuck down. If you consider anything that travels over those speed is hypersonic we've had hypersonic since 1946 with the american v2 missile program which had a top speed of 1700 meters a second so did the

Starting point is 00:45:32 scuds and no dongs and all these other fucking things sorry we're there um good save so if something moving at mach 10 towards me, my radar looking at 300,000 kilometers a second, bing, I see your shit. I don't have to meet like people think because the SR-71 could outrun missiles because you have to reach 80,000 feet and then get something that is flying away from you or over top of you. Missile coming at me. It's like, can I stop a football that is thrown at 50 miles an hour coming at my face? Yes. Can I stop one that's thrown a hundred feet over top of my head?

Starting point is 00:46:11 No, you don't have to know where something is at. You have to know where it's going to be to meet it there. And if you're detecting it at the speed of light and getting updates at the speed of light, it's fucking no brainer. But Russia learned that shit the hard way. That's why they just got mad at Japan because Japan has legal right to make Patriot missiles. And they just told Ukraine, Hey, we might send you some and russia's like if you do that there will be dire consequences like yeah because you're fucking scared of my system that's what it is chuckle fucks sorry hold up point counterpoint no i was just going to go into awkwardly enough there's

Starting point is 00:46:39 also a bunch of communist memes that are basically saying that you know japan didn't actually surrender because of the nuclear bombs. They surrendered because Russia said they were going to get involved. Sorry. The USSR said they were going to get involved. It's like, that's not what happened. I listen to the emperor talk.

Starting point is 00:46:54 A dude who is not heard by the public period ever. When he went on the radio, that is the only way the Japanese people were like, a hurry. Fuck. We are in a dire consequence and then they all he was just like hey we fucked up uh we can't do this anymore we're stepping down whatever that speech said and just that's what stopped it because it was the first after the second one we were about to do a third or we said hey we got two more at the time we

Starting point is 00:47:25 could drop one every 10 days at that point in time that was a bluff oh it was a bluff no we had one more left oh that's where the demon core came from you know like the internet lore of the demon core that's that was supposed to be the third atomic bomb that we were going to drop on japan we can talk about that demon core shortly but again that is but the emperor's his voice had never been heard before that and then he went on to their live radio broadcast in japan and said hey we surrender our bad we're done we're good we don't play anymore don't touch the boats they were the first ones to learn you don't touch the fucking boats it is that mindset that was the pirates it was the uh because we were gonna lose like a hundred thousand more for the invasion of japan mainland right yeah no it was what's the the purple heart stat every

Starting point is 00:48:21 purple heart given out up until literally the last Purple Heart given out was actually manufactured in 1944, 1945 for how many Purple Hearts they were anticipating they were going to have to give out if we invaded mainland Japan. They were printed. Do you get a lot of flack from like the Brits in your comment section? Oh, you joined light and we were busy fighting

Starting point is 00:48:41 for two years before you. Nobody that's actually intelligent. Okay, yeah. i just explained to them like it didn't end shortly after we joined it ended because we joined like that's that's how that whole process works that there anybody that actually knows anything is pretty chill with understanding the logic it's like it's not like america had the baddest army on the planet sitting on standby in 1941 like we had like what like the 23rd biggest military behind like it was some fucking country we were coming right out of great depression at that point it turned us into a superpower yeah like we built that military in a couple years it's not like we but they also realized that we funded the entire war through

Starting point is 00:49:21 fucking lend lease the entire time so now it's, I'm not ever trying to throw shade being like America did it by ourselves. I've never said that. I never will. Cause it's fucking wrong. But the amount of people that like to be like America didn't do shit. It's like, you know, nothing about history and you're retarded.

Starting point is 00:49:37 So there's that. Go fuck yourself. No, I hate it. I can't. Oh, do you know, you know how the USSR got n got nukes uh they stole

Starting point is 00:49:46 them from us yeah what yeah yeah i found that i've been reading oh it was chain it was uh it was i'm not kidding you it's literally communist fucking college professors that worked on the nuclear program that were communist sympathizers just turned around and gave all the nuclear secrets to the ussr i mean that isn't that documented in... Yeah, no, it's proven. It's like... In, what was it? Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer, yeah. I fucking hate it. I'm so mad.

Starting point is 00:50:09 I wasn't a big fan of that movie either, but maybe you can confirm or deny this because I was watching a documentary. I watch a lot of World War II documentaries. For anyone who doesn't know, when you're 30 and white, you either get really big into smoking meat or learn a lot about World War II.

Starting point is 00:50:20 I have no idea how to smoke meat. Or turn racist. Yeah, I haven't done the first two. Maybe you become a gunman. I don't know. Super racist. But the third one I really connect with. Fucking Christ.

Starting point is 00:50:38 Look at this guy. Wait, you guys. I'm a truly an atheist. Jesus Christ. I can't come up with a truly an athlete. He's getting dangerous. Jesus Christ. I can't come up with a more stark transition. He went from being a veterinarian, swore to help dogs, and now he works for the ATF. What's next? Can I explain this shirt?

Starting point is 00:50:55 No. It's better than a dog. Just move it out. I have a reason, but I can't talk about it. I got a job offer. They're paying really good. What would be your number? What would be your number? A video sponsor? What would be your number? What would be your number?

Starting point is 00:51:06 A video sponsor? What would be your number for an ATF? Oh, my God. Because there's a number. This episode is sponsored by the ATF. Guys, did you know that? They're actually on our side. They're really nice.

Starting point is 00:51:16 Really cool. And I like their policies on and start reading the script. The ATF is just sending all the fucking 2A influencers 20 mil to do a one minute ad per. Because most of them are like, yeah, I don't want to be a shill, but for 20 mil. I love the ATF. You're going to have a lot of shills.

Starting point is 00:51:36 For 20 mil, you might get him to make communist propaganda, all right? Maybe. 20 mil's not a good number. Let him cook. It's steeping right now. No. 20 mil? Not doing it. 20 mil is a good number let him cook it's steeping right now 20 mil not doing it he's a liar

Starting point is 00:51:52 I didn't know he was a liar there's a lot of sketchy shit I do for 20 mil me too I suck dick on a camera me too I'll do that first for that. Me too. I'll do that first. It's just not going to be Karl Marxist.

Starting point is 00:52:16 Gun to head. You have to do either. Nick's like, aw. I'm going to work on doing a fat electrician voice. So I figured out his cadence. I'm working. And I'm going to try and doing a fat electrician voice. So I figured out his cadence. I'm working and I'm going to try and do like Karl Marx voiceovers. I'm going to just have a picture of him and I'm going to do it all in next. So like his cadence,

Starting point is 00:52:35 if you've never paid attention to it is word vomit. And I can prove this. It's word vomit. Three like exclamations, two or three exclamations followed by another chunk of word vomit followed by an analogy. So for example, again, I don't have the voice right. I have the cadence right. So today, ladies and gentlemen, we're talking about how Eli Double Tap is the most gangster motherfucker who has ever existed on this planet.

Starting point is 00:52:55 Yes. Once every three or four months, he has a hair that grows directly out of his urethra that he has to pluck, which brings him to his knees. This man comes with his own built in Mexican pipe cleaner. So that is like the Nick. Okay own built-in Mexican pipe cleaner. So that is like the Nick. Are you okay? Yeah, a built-in Mexican pipe cleaner. Did you rehearse that? No.

Starting point is 00:53:11 That was really good. I like it. God dang it. Today we're talking. So word vomit, three exclamations, word vomit analogy. That's the. That's all right. That's pretty close.

Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah. Now do Matt. Oh, I haven't. I haven't even tried to work on his. The only one I've tried working on is Donut. Okay, do that. He's like an Eeyore. He's like an Eeyore.

Starting point is 00:53:34 Hi, everybody. Donut here. No, that was not it. Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone. Donut. Hi, everyone. Dude, okay, so you were at the first show.

Starting point is 00:53:44 What my favorite, dude, this is probably my favorite part was he started wrong. You might be like, don't. He messed up. So that happened every show. Every show. Really? And we talked to him after every show. We're like, Cody, when we say Cody, start us off, you're supposed to go, hi, everyone.

Starting point is 00:53:59 Why would you not say hi, everyone? So the last show, two hours later, we eat. We were, Cody, buh, buh, buh. He's like, I got it. would you not say hi everyone so the last show two hours later we eat we cody but but but he's like i got it i won't last show boom boom boom okay hey cody let's get this started and he goes i am joined by just say hi everyone please i'm today i joined by, and I was like, Tony, you fucked it up for the fourth time. One job. Because when he says hi, everyone, the crowd goes fucking nuts. Yeah, that's his thing.

Starting point is 00:54:31 They love it. So then naturally at the start of the first show, we just put him on edge because we just called him out. Jesus. He's like, dude, we literally just talked about this. He's like, what did I do? Brandon goes, it's like, okay, reset do brandon goes it's like okay reset and hi everyone the crowd goes any videos i know y'all said like don't film anything did anyone film anything and sneak it to the internet not that we know of uh if you go on the subreddit somebody got a really good picture of me adjusting my underwear that's pretty dope

Starting point is 00:55:01 nice that was a sheet like everyone's like sheath underwear yeah everyone it's been posted multiple times it's the whole feed so brandon has not been canceled yet no not yet they tried did you see the new 20 post yeah i saw it they're they're terrible took literally two seconds from a podcast where he says california is my favorite state if it weren't for the fact of all the people that live there. And they cut it to two seconds where it just says California is my favorite state and pushed it out on the official congressman's fucking Twitter. It's so bad. Like, it's not even close.

Starting point is 00:55:35 And it's just a straight up lie. And Brandon, like, debates every single thing he posts about Brandon. Brandon gets on there and comments about it. But, like, California is my favorite state. Boom. And Tony's like, well, you guys want this guy in? Look what he said. Wait, I'll stop.

Starting point is 00:55:49 So, Brandon's there to be like, ha, ha, ha. Cody lands his home lander. He's like, you fucking retard. And then Nick is on the back end doing what, Nick? I haven't seen this. I'm certified to do community notes on X.

Starting point is 00:56:05 That's me. And I crazy information i saw brandon was like reposting community notes too suck it tony his last one they like they shared uh some fucking basket college basketball team south or north carolina yeah south carolina south carolina they're like congratulations to the fucking tar heel whatever is for winning uh you know we know brandon herrera loves you because he was registered to vote there as of last year blah blah blah blah i get on their community note brandon herrera's family is from texas he was born at fort bragg because he comes from both military families on his mom and his dad's side. And he's lived in Texas for years.

Starting point is 00:56:47 Furthermore, Ernest Anthony, a.k.a. Tony Gonzalez, was registered to vote in Florida as early as 2016. So go fuck yourself. What's Ernest Anthony? Tony Gonzalez's real name is Ernest. And I'm going to make sure the whole fucking Internet knows. Because are you allowed to have a fake name and be a fake? It's Ernest Anthony and I'm going to make sure the whole fucking internet knows it. Are you allowed to have a fake name and be a It's not fake. It's his nickname.

Starting point is 00:57:07 Ernest Anthony, so Tony. It's an abbreviated name, but I'm going to make sure that people are going to be photoshopping movie covers of Ernest doesn't go to D.C. ever again. I promise. Ernest doesn't go to D.C. With his fucking face all over it.

Starting point is 00:57:22 The wheels are turning. Why would he think it's a good idea to say that Brandon hates Trump and Brandon cares about basketball? Like just blatantly lying because he truly thinks that everybody in district 23 is fucking stupid and that he can get away with it. And he will for some people, there'll be some, some old ladies that never watched the internet and they're like, I heard that that guy's not a Texan. I'm not voting him in.

Starting point is 00:57:48 I heard he hates those veterans. Yeah. He, he that guy hates veterans i'm not voting for him he's an he's an honorary vet i mean i do too but only some of them like myself i hit a lot of it i don't know why he's trying to play dirt like he's already at a disadvantage because like brandon has more talent by himself than any social media team a congressperson higher and then brandon's friend group is just basically an unstoppable force as far as like social media knowledge and power and it's like so there's nothing he can do there so like he's just fucked but like the worst part is he's turning it into a smear campaign and then attacking

Starting point is 00:58:25 us also well the he's also he's also he fucking took a clip from this podcast without our permission took our copyrighted material which we can prove we've made money from and sent a mass text to every Republican registered voter in District 23 with my face

Starting point is 00:58:42 his face Cody's face and Brandon's face and said that Brandon hates veterans and wants them to commit. Look for yourself. It was a nice text. It's a weird out. That's just desperation. I can, like, taste it. It's just sheer desperation.

Starting point is 00:58:57 It's the idea of I would have done one post on that. I'd be like, hey, Big T, Tony, Tony, come here. Come here. We shouldn't attack that dude. Period. Well, let's actually say nice things. Especially on the internet. Of everything. That's his home turf. Hercules. You see that Hydra?

Starting point is 00:59:16 Here's my plan. We're going to start cutting off heads. Keep cutting. Brandon's tweet yesterday. Tony had eight likes. Brandon's response had 9,000, eight to 9,000 ratio on X. Yeah. Where'd this term ratio to come from?

Starting point is 00:59:40 Is it new just on this? Well, it's like when you see a post that has, I think it came from, oh, where was it? There's somewhere that actually had like an, an analytic that showed the ratio. And it was originally from like the number of likes versus the number of comments.

Starting point is 00:59:57 Cause obviously fucking controversy sells. So whenever someone does something stupid, you're going to see a crazy amount of comments and hardly any likes. Ooh, what the fuck was it? I want to say it was Instagram. You can see that in the analytics. I know YouTube. You can see the ratio of likes to dislikes when that was a thing

Starting point is 01:00:12 still. They used to show it on your We can still see it because people can still hit dislike. It just doesn't show the rest of the world. They used to show the whole world. When you would go on a video, you knew the world would know if you sucked you'd be like oh that hurts my soul like some apology videos the old ones so bad dude back in the day you'd

Starting point is 01:00:36 be like oh yes this is a bad apology video got it but going like, my favorite comment in one of those posts from Tony's team is, like, I truly believe this is one of Tony's workers, and they hate him. They have to hate him. Why would you keep shooting shots when every one of them gets thrown back in your face? Just dog piles you. Yeah. After the fact. Like, none of them have worked. They all they all like he's getting destroyed on twitter he's spending hundreds of thousands of dollars from twitter for a while maybe just bro i'm doing it for free i love shooting this

Starting point is 01:01:16 guy down i was like man just kill him just because you like hurting feelings oh my best community note that i've hit him with is he uh he he made a meme terrible meme and it was like brandon herrera doesn't understand because he's not from here he's an east coast fake and then they shared a meme where uh because in a previous post brandon had been like texas was kind of built by east coast fakes like sam houston the fucking founder of the Republic of Texas. So Tony shared this meme and I hit him with a community note like three minutes in. Brandon Herrera is both historically and factually, or historically and logically correct. Not only could Texas have not have been founded by Texans because Texans didn't exist prior to the invention of Texas. Also, it was founded with Samuel Houston as the first president.

Starting point is 01:02:06 He's from Virginia, so is his vice president. He's correct. Sorry about it. Your autism is bullying. Oh, my God. I just... He's like, oh, yeah. Every time I come here,

Starting point is 01:02:21 you guys make me think that I should have an ex and I should have a Reddit, both of which... I mean, I have an ex, but I usually just follow politicians and porn stars just because I fucking find the shit they say is funny. That's a great podcast name. Yeah. You only interview politicians and porn stars at the same time. Two deaths, one of each. Today we have Bill Clinton. So you guys both fuck people for a living.

Starting point is 01:02:43 How does that feel? Today we have Brandon Herrera So you guys both fuck people for a living. Today we have Brandon Herrera, who is both. He just shows up in a ball gag. Nothing else. Oh, man. Today we have President Bill Clinton and Anal Deep Queen.

Starting point is 01:03:00 Let's talk about these policies. Eli's brain quick. Don't name a real porn star. You want to pretend like I don't. He's just not oddly specific. Heather, I deep throat. Oh, my God. Everyone knows that one.

Starting point is 01:03:18 I don't. What? No. Jenna Hayes. No, you're 30. I'm 33. What? I also don't know. I thought you made that one up'm 33. What? I also don't know. I thought you made that one up, too.

Starting point is 01:03:27 Yeah, I thought it was me. You know, you just don't know that you know. Yeah. She's like an internet lore. If you had Kazaa, you've seen her. I don't know what that is, actually. Kazaa was also like LimeWire. You were like, no, I didn't have it. I definitely didn't.

Starting point is 01:03:38 Kazaa was also like LimeWire. Kazaa before that. Was that the new superhero movie, or was that the one where Shaq was a genie? Yeah, you had LimeWire. I was a LimeWire guy. They were both computer aides. Like, that's just ultimately what they were like. How many viruses can I get before this mother bird mother mother bird mother board falls apart?

Starting point is 01:03:58 It was Mephisto, LimeWire and Kazal. Those were the three. The other one. No. What was the other one? Iron Bank? No. What was the one that they got lawsuits and everything? Oh, fuck. Napster. Napster.

Starting point is 01:04:10 Yeah, yeah, Napster. Napster was the first period. That was the big one. Oh, gee. I'm still too young. Like, I never had LimeWire or any of this shit. And in my head, all I can think of is, like, Zune. Do you guys remember those?

Starting point is 01:04:21 I remember Zune. The knockoff iPods. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can think of right now. It was like this big, but it was fucking awesome. I jerked off to those. Hey, sorry.

Starting point is 01:04:31 I was in Iraq and I had a small screen and a good boy. Yeah, that's how we played music and had a lot of porn. I'm like, this is dope. That's it. You heard it right here, ladies and gentlemen. Eli is going to bring a whole bunch of veterans to the adult film festival. I'm like, this is dope. That's it. You heard it right here, ladies and gentlemen. Eli is going to bring a whole bunch of veterans to the adult film festival. I'm like, whew. Thank you for your service.

Starting point is 01:04:50 Speaking of that, how has Brandon not had worse things that he said online that Tony hasn't been able to find? They're not that smart. Yeah, like there's got to be worse things than he made a joke about veterans one time. Somebody sitting next to Brandon made fun of Donald Trump's son. And then Brandon chimed in and said, yeah, he is really tall. That's literally a smear campaign against him right now. If I tried to run for office, I'm sure, and I try to keep it really PC. You do really good.

Starting point is 01:05:19 My little kids watch all of my videos, so I try to not say anything too bad. But I'm sure you can find some bad stuff that I've said. Brandon, he doesn't worry about being PC. How have they not found anything worse that he's said? And he's a host on his podcast. Yeah. He's been on a lot of podcasts where I'm sure he's said some bad stuff. And they just cycle through, and they're like, we got him.

Starting point is 01:05:41 Look, if you cut out everything. After drinking, too. He's put down five white claws, and he hadn't said anything worse than what you got i've said this before and like i think this this is my theory to answer your question so have you heard like uh csi and like psychological operation guys ever talk about no information versus too much information so like in world war ii the there wasn't the internet. So like they could restrict information and they could hide it just so it never saw the light of day.

Starting point is 01:06:09 That's not possible in today's age. Everybody's got a camera phone. So the new strategy is if we can't prevent it from seeing the light of day, we're gonna flood the light of day with so much disinformation, nobody knows what the fuck is going on. So I feel like Tony's team can't even say

Starting point is 01:06:25 or share the most extreme shit brandon's done because it seems too unbelievable seems too fake like yeah so they're just like there's no way there's no way he actually said it's like that's what i think is going on it's not like small clips or where it's getting on it's yeah two hour episodes they have to sit through that and try to figure out when Brandon said something bad. And then they probably become fans. Darn it, Doug. This is pretty cool. This is pretty funny because a majority of that team

Starting point is 01:06:54 I guarantee shoots guns, has fun. So you're saying someone could watch these videos and sell Tony the worst parts about Brandon. Probably make some money. Matt walks away. He's gotta make a call real quick.

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Starting point is 01:08:18 and get yourself 20% off and free shipping. Oh, I love free shipping. Make your balls and your spouse happy. Oh yeah, you have a story um the latin latin latin bomber in spirit of transparency my chain of command knows about this the army knows about this it was a mistake shit happens so i was a young sergeant e5 and we were uh tasked with qrf obviously quick reaction force you guys know what that means so for like fort cell so we had to train people how to search vehicles and

Starting point is 01:08:50 they're like hey you used to do ground powder shit we're all air defenders teach people how to search vehicles i was like all right i can do ecp operations not a big deal we're doing this and i was like man i really wish i had a training aid and this lieutenant takes a couple of batteries and some wire and a red bull can and like tapes it all together and makes a fake explosive. And like, OK, cool. I had a rental car at the time. And he's like, we'll just hide it in your rental car and, you know, have people search for it and find it. And we'll do it that way.

Starting point is 01:09:15 Oh, this this is great. Right. And then right before I leave for lunch, because I was going to turn in the rental car, they were like, hey, make sure you take that training aid out of your car. And I was like, I won't forget it. Spoiler alert. I did. OK. the rental car they were like hey make sure you take that training aid out of your car and i was like i won't forget it uh spoiler alert i did okay so i drop off the car good old lotten chrysler jeep dodge ram and uh i was pissed off because it took them four days to get tires on my truck that's the only reason i had the rental car four days to put on tires so i was pissed so when i leave the park wait hold the shit four days to put on tires how

Starting point is 01:09:45 don't act surprised i saw you fight with tires for three months straight okay you live streamed the whole thing never mind i stand corrected so um i like take off in my truck out of there i'm like pissed off and apparently they didn't get to the rental car that day they got to it the next day so i had my truck and um i was like i went to lunch with a friend of mine at this place called cali burrito and my phone rings and uh i was like hey is this you know sergeant long i was like yeah he's like hey this is our first class so-and-so from 756 eod and i was like oh what's going on sorry and he's like he's like hey uh did you have a rental car recently i was like yeah i did oh and he's like my god did you leave

Starting point is 01:10:23 anything and as soon as he said that i was like oh my god i am. And he's like, did you leave anything? And as soon as he said that, I was like, oh my God. I am so sorry. It's a training aid. Like, it's not real. And he like, but this is the thing. The dude was super chill about it. He was like, oh, okay. So there's nothing in it.

Starting point is 01:10:35 And I was like, there's some rocks for some weight, but it's not live. He's like, all right, cool, man. Appreciate it. And then hung up the phone. So I was like, cool. He's got this under wraps. I don't need to tell anybody. I'm at lunch.

Starting point is 01:10:45 20 minutes later, my commander calls me. He's like, sorry, Long. What you doing? I was like, I'm getting, cool, he's got this under wraps. I don't need to tell anybody. I'm at lunch. 20 minutes later, my commander calls me. He's like, sorry, Long, what you doing? I was like, I'm getting some lunch. He goes, so explain to me why the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security just called me about a fake explosive inside your car. I checked the news, dude. They had like the whole block cordoned off.

Starting point is 01:11:00 They had EOD. I was like, fuck, my career is over. Luckily, like I had a sworn statement all that shit and i ended up walking away from it like no issues they were just like hey it was a fuck up you know training aids it happens but yeah so that's i i became the lotten bomber for a short period of time yeah that was he was guys doing training and he left it in the rental car and dropped it off cool till the next day next day. I can just imagine those guys like, ah.

Starting point is 01:11:28 You know who's like, everybody out! Because it's all like infantry vets. That's all they do when they get out is they fucking sell cars. I feel dumb when I forget my pocket knife going through TSA. That's a little worse. I'm so proud of myself right now. What? That didn't end his career and I did.

Starting point is 01:11:44 Fuck yeah! I did got this shit so when dude i think it was first squad or first platoon i forget if it was a platoon or it was a squad one of the houses when we were doing clearing during a day there was a vehicle that was parked and and we were just going through the block, just, hey, let's kick down doors, let's check houses. Vehicle's parked, locked. God, which... I just remember they had to open the trunk with a shotgun, so like, bah!

Starting point is 01:12:17 They blasted the trunk open. They opened it up, 500-pound V-bed, and they're like, ugh! And just immediately closed it and backed away. 500-pound pound what is that uh vehicle born ied it was just 500 that thing open shit yeah and breach rounds have you ever fired breach rounds yes oh there's so much fun with the kick like super fun like they we did do their face so that's good at least they wouldn't shoot into the uh the explosives but that's still real sketchy. That could have happened. It still could have. Or it could have triggered from

Starting point is 01:12:47 opening it. They got so fucking lucky. Where was this? It was Iraq. Why were you there? I don't know. Peacekeeping mission. Vacation. Spreading democracy. That's where me and the wife wanted to go on vacation for a little while. The army has ruined me.

Starting point is 01:13:04 When I get out, my wife and I want to do some traveling. I was like, let's lay out all the places I don wife wanted to go on vacation for a little while. The army has ruined me. So when I get out, my wife and I, we want to do some traveling. And I was just like, okay, let's lay out all the places I don't want to go. So I want to see the pyramids, but North Africa is kind of off the list right now. The Middle East, that's off the list right now. Certain parts of South America, that's off the list right now just because of my experience in the military. Like, well, I can't go to China or Russia. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:13:22 All right, so that leaves me whatever's left. Japan's beautiful. Oh, yeah. My brother lives out there. I'm like, I can't go to China or Russia. Fuck. All right. So that leaves me whatever's left. Japan's beautiful. Oh, yeah. My brother lives out there. I'm like, I can live with this one. Where is it actually going visiting? Like, what's your favorite place so far? I really haven't been.

Starting point is 01:13:34 I've never been overseas. What? Yeah. I really haven't been to many places outside the U.S. I mean, I've been outside the U.S. a few times, but. So he is fluent in speaking Mexican. Why would you? I'm a Mexican speaker. You speak the Mexican?S. a few times. So he is fluent in speaking Mexican. Why would you? I'm a Mexican speaker.

Starting point is 01:13:47 You speak the Mexican? He speaks way more than me. Way more than me. Yeah, fuck yeah, you do. You're from Bernie, right? I mean, you're... Yeah. Born and raised here.

Starting point is 01:13:55 Speaks some Mexican. Yeah. They're all your employees, too. There we go, that's good enough. A lot of my employees are Mexican. Oh. Illegal. You know, I'm building a resort.

Starting point is 01:14:06 You know who's cheap? Mexican speakers. And good. Printer of the Shertown. No, I've been to the Dominican Republic a few times, Costa Rica a few times. No, one time to Costa Rica. I've been to Mexico a few times. I've been to Canada once. That's it, though.

Starting point is 01:14:23 I've never been across the pond. I've never been to South America. We need to all go together. I've only been to Spanish-speaking countries. Are you still pushing hard for all of us to go to Japan? I would love for all of us to go to Japan. I got a brother there. We'll link up with him. Let's do it. That'd be awesome. Do they speak Mexican there?

Starting point is 01:14:39 No. We can try. Como estas, bichos? I do like ramen. Do you think they have bush light there? Probably. We can try. Okay. Give it a shot. Giddy up. Como estas, bitches? You're like, fuck, dude, we all look like. I do like ramen. Do you think they have bush light there? Probably. Busho. They have bush light everywhere.

Starting point is 01:14:52 Light toe. What? They like denim. I know that. Why wouldn't they like bush light? They got height, I think, at least in Korea. H-I-T-E beer, I think is what it's called. And that, it tastes like bush.

Starting point is 01:15:01 H-I-T-E? Yeah. Do they have height light? Yeah. H-I-T-e yeah do they have highlight yeah wait so where would your favorite place to be like if you're like hey this is some place i want to visit overseas i don't know the the real reason i never go overseas is because i don't want to fly all the way over there it's gonna take forever i just like being here i'm a homebody dude i hate track i know yeah that's why i just want to be here we talked about that on the drive

Starting point is 01:15:29 here i was like man you have it right with your like friend group and how you run it because you are a homebody and your family dude and you're you're my age or you're younger than me but i'm way younger and way younger than you like i had a question for you but you just like uh you go home and you're like i just want to spend time with my wife. I'm like, and I look at my friends and they're like, we're going drinking again. I'm like, yeah, drinking is super fun. But like, yeah, my happy place is just drinking at home. I feel you there.

Starting point is 01:15:57 Our favorite thing in my house is canceling plans. We're like, hey, if we don't go, we can just have margaritas and sit on the couch. I can invite the Smith family over. We'll just chill here. Every time I come down here, I just fly down. And my wife and kids don't come, so I just get to be a complete fucking degenerate. Which is fun. Dad mode off.

Starting point is 01:16:14 It's a lot of fun for me. But every time I feel like it's like me, Cody, and Brandon are like hobbits, and Eli's just fucking Gandalf, desperately trying to get us to do the right thing and get shit done. It's like, guysalf desperately trying to get us to do the right thing and get shit done. It's like, guys, we have to go. Fellowship of the ring. Fellowship of the podcast. Free drug hop.

Starting point is 01:16:36 100%. Put shoes on, guys. Come on. Now that I think about it, it is always Eli. Let's go to IHOP. Let's go to IHOP, guys. IHOP. Where the fuck Brady and Cody go? Eli's just trying to keep everybody alive. I think they's go to IHOP. Let's go to IHOP, guys. IHOP. Where the fuck Brandon and Cody go?

Starting point is 01:16:45 Eli's just trying to keep everybody alive. I think they're off to Mordor with the ring. Cody has the ring, do you see? He's going to hawk it for beer. You let Cody and Brandon run off with a ring and a loaf of bread, we're fucked. Nick's fixing stuff. Stop! We should see my cousin

Starting point is 01:17:06 In the mines of Moria Fucking Christ Oh I hate how accurate that is What's your question? Oh I had a Potentially a fun idea Video for you Giddy up

Starting point is 01:17:19 There's a lot of channels That do like reacts To my videos Like a lot Really? A ton There's probably 30 channels. React channels still exist. Yes. Okay. They really big on TikTok. Okay. And, uh, one of the bigger

Starting point is 01:17:33 ones and better ones, honestly, is, uh, uh, a couple from New Zealand. They do like family vlogs and they do react videos, but they love reacting to like American gun culture videos. Like they're super friendly about it. They're like just interested in it. They're not like anti-gun or anything. And they're planning this humongous cross country RV trip in America. And they were asking and looking for somebody to shoot guns with because they just want to experience American gun culture. And I've reached out to him and I was like,

Starting point is 01:18:01 I could probably help you with that. I know some people. And the idea was to have them on the unsubscribed podcast and then bring them out to Demolition Resort. Bring them in? Yeah, bring them in. Show them what guns look like. Yeah. And they were super excited about it.

Starting point is 01:18:14 Yeah. I'm in. We have machine guns. We have friends with lots of machine guns. We have a place to shoot machine guns. And we really like machine guns. You keep using one word a lot. Machine gun, machine gun.

Starting point is 01:18:26 So, yeah. Good. Good. I can't wait to hand a machine gun to somebody from New Zealand. I don't think they've ever really shot a gun. You don't have to worry about a high-capacity magazine if it's built then. That's the trick. It's not a magazine if it's built then.

Starting point is 01:18:40 Exactly. It is a crazy culture. I love fucking the culture down here and just in across america but looking out from like you've never touched a gun because we've had people have never fired a gun and then we're just like but what do you want 50 cows here's the biggest gun go have fun that is such a culture shock when people are coming like chris the magicians never fired they fired a canadian yeah i i brought a canadian down and let him shoot guns and the first gun he shot was a 50 cal well you know like he just was

Starting point is 01:19:11 like i want to go big first time and i'm like okay here's a barrett let's go here's as big as it gets i sent you that video the guy that i'm josh from england guy who's like fascinated with american culture i don't think he's ever fired a gun. When you get all these people, cause they, I mean, they usually like 90% of the time they just have a blast and they're like, I get it now. It's 99.99. I've let some like anti-gun people shoot some of my guns and they're like, I get it. I still don't like this, but it was fun. Right.

Starting point is 01:19:39 And that's like, like, all right, cool. Yeah. That's all we're going for. It's just having a blast with it. You're like, this is pretty fucking dope. And then when you've got a crew behind it, you're like, this is... God, you're trying to be nice and educate people instead of just calling them retarded. I bet that's not effective at all.

Starting point is 01:19:54 Yeah. God damn. You're the opposite side of Cody. Like this. Retard. Flies away. It's like Cody. like this retard flies away there's some like middle-aged soccer mom kind of girls that i've like brought out to the range to like just not on camera nothing just like friends of mine you know and we're like yeah i'm like come shoot this ar-15 and they're like all right that's super

Starting point is 01:20:18 scary and i'm like try it though and they're like that feels weird but that was that was fun there's nothing funnier than somebody that's never shot an ar-15 that has like watched all the news and they think it's gonna hurt them it's like all the dumb shit like because there's news companies that have shown somebody shooting a watermelon with a fucking 12 gauge this is an ar-15 it's like ar-15s i can shoot it one-handed with no recoil like it's nothing our kids and they shoot it they're like oh you can press that it didn't hurt everyone assumes it's gonna hurt them and it's like oh that was way easy there's nothing i think pistols are way more difficult to 100

Starting point is 01:20:54 i i went out and uh i met a fan he's a really nice guy he's like on my patreon super cool dude uh and it was weird for me because he's like probably late 40s early 50s he's like yeah i'm like the head of surgery and he's a surgeon i was like can you watch me because he's like probably late 40s early 50s he's like yeah I'm like the head of surgery he's a surgeon I was like can you watch my videos he's like yeah you're really smart I'm like oh shit okay so I'm like trying to be articulate as I'm drinking at this brewery but no he was

Starting point is 01:21:16 super cool and he's like he wasn't anti gun but he was like kind of like on the fence about the whole assault rifle thing and he's like well you know just something new with these assault rifles it just whenever somebody comes in with a gunshot from an ar-15 it's so much worse than anything we've ever seen and i go that's not because guns are getting scarier it's because they're getting less scarier he goes what do you mean and i go in the 1980s if you were shot

Starting point is 01:21:40 by a gun and it was a 30-06 you didn't make it to the hospital for surgery. You were just at a baseball size hole blowing through your chest and you were dead in six seconds. And he goes, Oh, Oh, that makes sense. I never thought of it like that.

Starting point is 01:21:58 It's a fun, I love it. It's a, you start shooting. I like what age did you start? Uh, I think the first time I fired a gun, I was maybe 12 and it was my dad's old 303 savage and knocked me on my ass oh i was probably

Starting point is 01:22:10 six yeah what kind of guy it was probably 20 22s yeah my dad had ar-15s as long as i can remember like he got ar-15s in the 80s oh your dad's og yeah so he was like my dad just liked guns and so he had two ar-15s my whole life but I'm pretty sure he got them like in the late 80s. No shit. And yours? Mine was like mostly, I think I'd shot a shotgun like once or twice in my childhood with my grandpa. And then it was all Army.

Starting point is 01:22:34 It was like all my experience with guns. So it's been Army and after. The Army makes ranges the worst experience known to fucking gun. On the planet. Why? It's horrible. Bro, what do you mean? Bro, that's fucking history lesson. All right, right let's go yours is probably worse than mine i want to hear

Starting point is 01:22:49 yours first because i have i there so if you don't know this there is completely different times in the military if you wartime military and garrison military i've never done garrison military so garrison military so let's say you wanted to set up a range right i do you only have one type of weapon that can be fired on each range because there's different ranges for every type of weapon. So let's say you're going to go shoot M4s. Okay. So before you go out there,

Starting point is 01:23:11 you have to build a con op or a concept of operations. This is several weeks in advance. This is some BS already. I'm out. Concept of operations. You know what? Man guns. Too much work.

Starting point is 01:23:22 Where you assign a range safety officer, an NCOIC, and and an oic which are all different people who are in charge of this range you then also have to correlate to get medics on standby to be at the range that one actually i'm like i'm behind okay you should have a medic because soldiers are fucking stupid uh then you have to go to range control get certified to have that range then you got to go over to s3 to land an ammo they have to reserve the range for you then the day of after you've ironed out all those you have to have a deliberate risk assessment worksheet you have to have a whiteboard showing where everything is including the latrines then you draw the ammo and let's say you draw 10 000 rounds they weigh the ammo and weigh the brass when you go to turn back in to make sure you're turning in all of your brass stealing it which is

Starting point is 01:24:02 a fucking nightmare um you see i didn't know the story about that oh're turning in all of your brass. Stealing it. Which is a fucking nightmare. Let me see. I didn't know the story about that. Oh, the turning in the brass? Was that in their way? Oh, yeah, they went. It's by weight. That's why we got a lot of free. You're the problem. At annual training one year for like National Guard shit,

Starting point is 01:24:18 we got stuck there for an extra two days because apparently somebody in our battalion, they were like like we're missing 4 000 rounds of ammunition you guys didn't turn in the brass for it they made an entire fucking battalion form up with all of their gear and dump all of our bags and possessions and went through everybody's shit looking for 4 000 rounds of it like you think somebody's just got like a green duffel full of fucking bullets what like oh our bad you guys can go home we miscounted and when they say this this

Starting point is 01:24:51 is you are standing at parade rest it's with your gear laid out in july hours or outside or what's worse is like when it's raining and you're digging through mud to grab brass and throw it in a box like at the end of the fucking range it's a miserable experience and then once you're there you have to call up to range control and you no longer say hot or cold you say wet or dry that's the new thing we are range wet at this time why would they switch that i have no fucking idea they just did military as it gets it's like you know the thing we've been doing since the dawn of time everyone used we're gonna fucking change it now uh It's going to be wet and dry. It's the dumbest shit.

Starting point is 01:25:29 Didn't they change the name of the jumper cables for Humvees recently? Are they Freedom Cables now from what I hear? I have no idea what they're called. I know what they used to be called. You can go ahead and say it. I'm not going to say it. I don't care. Humvees have a very special jumper cable because the government contracting is fucking stupid.

Starting point is 01:25:46 But you can't just do normal jumper cables. There are special jumper cables, and it's called a slave cable. Because the term slave is a mechanical fucking term that engineers use where you slave one thing to another. It's a legitimate mechanical term, but somebody got offended by it. So now we're not allowed to call the slave cables, which meets the mechanical definition of slaving. We have to call them freedom cables now is what they're called. I like that. We're like, what's the opposite of slave freedom?

Starting point is 01:26:15 That's their name now. That's real stupid. It's it's dude. It's insane. It's yeah. And then let me see. Is there anything else I'm missing? Once they weigh the ammo, you have to shoot when they're okay everyone line up everyone has one range you have to go

Starting point is 01:26:30 off the cadence of when they say shoot the next fires line up go ahead and get in a prone supportive position grab your 30 round magazine lock and load scan your lane yeah you got it it's a fucking script yeah it's and then target pop up which has it's fucking translucent because there's so many fucking holes in it you shoot it three times and it just doesn't go down because we pay these civilians who work at range control who are prior infantry because they can't get any other fucking jobs um they sell cars they work at range control i'm sorry you're not fucking important or you're at cif you fucking chuckle fucks anyways um and then they we pay them what 120 000 a year to not go change our fucking silhouettes on the range yeah it's fucking it's i i love going to the range i hate going to the range in the army

Starting point is 01:27:13 fuck you i love it an army in the army oh yeah if you're semi-squared away and you're a medic and you're going with a bunch of garrison troops that only shoot once a year it's the funniest shit on the planet because those ex-infantry grunts are just from the tower with a microphone fucking roasting people i know your mom's your sister but try not to fucking shoot till i say so it's it's hilarious and then they just they blame their weapon they blame everything else of why they're missing their targets. Now compare that to my experience. We did not know about that.

Starting point is 01:27:51 We'd always police press. That was always a thing after range day. Now I had a first arm was my first arm and a homeboy went G van edit that name out. He went Delta or CAG right during it. So he made first horn in like eight or nine years. He was Jesus. Yeah. So I don't know what that means.

Starting point is 01:28:13 That's a high. Whoa. Usually it's like 18. I've been in 15 years and it's a higher rank than me. So Homeboy is fast track, but he is a second bat, combat diver, sniper, master jumper. Wasn't an air defender, though? Pogue? Pogue was a fucking monster, but he was our first-arm.

Starting point is 01:28:35 Instead of called, there was A-Co, B-Co, C-Co. We were B-Co. Instead of calling B-Co, everyone just called D-Co. That was what we were called. Because first-arm. So they were just called D-Co. When first-arms would come up, up they're like hey uh where are you it's like bico oh you mind you squared away they'd leave us the fuck alone and then when we would go to the range we got to train with soft caps we had to put our vests on but soft cap training and it was just like just the flick no body armor

Starting point is 01:29:00 yeah when we went oh yeah first like he was like you're training that's some old school g watch shit so we'll just walk up and then it'd be like okay ready up and we'd just go off his cadence so he'd be like walking through all we were training with and then we didn't know about that pistol training same long range training or we would do our uh f packs which is we'd run fucking we would run one mile with gas masks on, do an obstacle course, then run to the shooting range. Fire, shoot, stress shit. Yeah, and then shoot, then run all the way back. That was the entire training, but it was fun.

Starting point is 01:29:38 We got to do explosives demo. We didn't know we were doing advanced CQC, advanced breaching. We just thought that was normal until we had to train with the other companies and then it was like first on the bus he was like hey we have to do advanced cqc and training huh we're like roger first aren't it's like we've done this shit they haven't this is just normal for us so just pretended snoo back in the day so when i went through my designated marksman course they were like it was all a bunch of like presidents 100 members which i'm a decent shot i'm a pretty decent shot those guys make me look like fucking garbage they are phenomenal shots and they came

Starting point is 01:30:16 out they're like all right big boy rules they're all like special forces and shit they got fucking tab ladders so we got to take our gear off and we got to just like in tan t-shirt we would lay down our tops and soft cap and we that's how we would shoot is the only time in my military career i ever got to do that but you're talking about the stress shoot and just reminded me of something so i was in korea doing a stress shoot it was a 300 north korea yeah you know we were fucking close enough it was an uphill range up at uh the demilitarized zone so it's 300 meters uphill and what these guys had to do is they would sprint up this pretty much sheer straight hills, like 50 meters.

Starting point is 01:30:50 And there was four silhouettes at the top. They'd draw their M9 and they would two shots per target and they would drop those. Then they would holster, bring out their M4. They had to clear a bunker. And then once they cleared the bunker, inside there was a 150 pound dead body. This was for the best warrior competition.

Starting point is 01:31:06 So it was like hardcore shit. That's the biggest communist. Yeah. And they had... In case you run into the biggest North Korean soldier. That's a fat communist right there. So it was a wounded soldier. So they had to carry him out of there.

Starting point is 01:31:17 And then every time the targets would pop up, they would have to take cover with their casualty, return fire, and then they would carry him all the way to the end, all the way to the end. So like all day, I was just running up and down this range and it was raining. It was fucking miserable, but there was this Katusa. And the reason why this story sticks out to me,

Starting point is 01:31:32 have you ever watched like we were soldiers or any of those like Vietnam world war two movies, like Asian Pacific theater and like an Asian guy dies. And they all kind of make, at least in Hollywood, they make the same sounds. And we know what sound I'm talking about. Cause I'm going to emulate it here in a second. But I was watching this Katusa.

Starting point is 01:31:47 He went up. He was beasting it. He went to go grab this 160-pound dead body and, like, put it on his back. And all I hear is, like that. It was the fucking, I almost pissed my goddamn pants. Japanese sound. I was just watching it. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:32:03 It was great. Yeah, you were talking about the stress shoot i just remembered that yeah stress shooting was something though just fucking training in general and then when we went to iraq it was also just they would just dump off at4s guns bullets and then i found out like later they're like oh yeah you after you get in a firefight you have to track it like how much ammo is used i was like what if you tried to make normal troops run with gas masks before shooting, now it would be on CNN for cruel and unusual punishment. Do you remember like a year ago when the seals got busted because they were

Starting point is 01:32:36 using CS gas outside and one guy passed out and they tried to make a big deal about it. Like they were torturing Navy seal recruits. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Oh, no, he didn't. Did he die? No, he didn't. Oh, he just passed out.

Starting point is 01:32:50 They were outside in the fucking open. And they had CS tablets burning on a stick. And they were like holding push-up position. And they were like, the smoke is really thick because they're fucking outside. Like it's going away immediately. And one dude tried to hold his fucking breath which you don't do they tell you that and he's like in push-up position holding his breath so he passes out and then cnn gets on acting like they're fucking torturing navy seals oh i got cs cast in basic training did you everybody well no not like the chamber like out when you're doing

Starting point is 01:33:20 lectural training they like through oh no i never got that. That was at Fort Knox. Oh, yeah, we did because during the, well, binning. We all had to do binning. It was during the last thing for AIT for the infantry thing. And we were one of the first units that was doing the FOB training to get used to a FOB. And they did a simulated gas attack. That was after Nick at Night, wasn't it? The night infiltration course where you're crawling underneath the tracers? Yeah, that was a fun course.

Starting point is 01:33:50 CS gas myself inside a vehicle once. Did you? Hell yeah. For a video. Dude, you know what's a good video? You and Brandon, we get them to go through like a CS gas chamber. A fucking low crawl over the 240 Bravo live fire. I'll do it with it. two 40, Bobo live fire,

Starting point is 01:34:05 I'll do it with it. I have a basic training post. I might be able to, I'll, I'll reach out and see what I can get. I'll do this for CS gas. It sucks, but like, it's the best thing for your sinuses.

Starting point is 01:34:16 It really is. Yeah. Let's get, let's get our noses all drinking everything out of them. Cause I did that video with angry cops where I told my funny gas mask story. And in the comment section there, there, huh? I've never told, I've told the story. I put the video with angry cops where I told my funny gas mask story. And in the comment section there, there, huh?

Starting point is 01:34:27 I've never told, I've told the story. I put the video up. It was a long time ago. Okay. Have you heard this story? I don't know if I have. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:34:32 I'll tell it. Okay. So have you heard this story? I don't ever watch any of his stuff. Yeah. Fuck you. It makes two of us. It makes money off the shirt sales.

Starting point is 01:34:39 I'm just using you. So we're a basic training and we all have to go through the gas chamber and we're sitting outside on like the metal high school fucking football bleachers waiting to go into this little brick building with no fucking windows and get CS gassed. And the biggest, meanest drill sergeant we had, he had the baby blue ring, which means he was infantry. Those are emotional support drill sergeants. And he was like, this was 2012, and he was very open about the fact that he was given the option eight years ago of go to war go to prison and he chose go to war and his he told everybody my plans to get 20 years in the army and then go be a mailman so i get double pension like he was super cool or super fucking scary there was no in between so he comes running the fuck

Starting point is 01:35:22 out just screaming everybody shut the fuck up close your eyes put your hands over your face and touch your elbows to your knees so you're just sitting there like this dead fucking quiet you just hear the wind and crickets and he's like okay this is serious raise your hand if there is it because i I was, uh, I was actually one of the first iterations to go through co-ed. So he's like, if there's a chance that you could be pregnant or you are pregnant, raise your hand and we will pull you aside quietly. And you can do this on a different time or we will address it because if you

Starting point is 01:35:57 go into CS gas, you're going to get very un-pregnant very quick. And I don't want to have to take you to the ER. You raised your hand. Nobody, nobody good. If you've had happy time with yourself in the last 72 hours, you've created micro tears on your happy place. And if you get CS gas in it, you will also end up in the ER and I don't want to have to fucking take you

Starting point is 01:36:19 raise your hand quietly and you will do this on another day. Everybody. All I can hear is breathing and my own fucking heart beating as I'm sitting there. And it felt like seven years. It was probably like five seconds. And he just goes, everybody look. And there's like five dudes with their hands in the air. And then we know who's been jerking off in the barracks.

Starting point is 01:36:40 I'm surprised there's only five people with their hands up. I have not asked that question. I'm just like, you're still fucking people. Yeah, I was like, there's no people that hands up. I have not asked that question. I'm just like, you're still fucking people. Yeah, I was like, there's no way that's true. Yeah. That's pretty good. I forget where the fuck I was even going with that. And then you got CS cast.

Starting point is 01:36:53 Oh, yeah. So, no, I uploaded that video because I think I told it with angry cops here. And there's so many comments on that video of people that were like, I had chronic bronchitis my entire childhood until I went through basic training, got CS gassed, and I've never had it since. Like, there's people that are like, I had chronic illnesses that got treated by just cauterizing my fucking lungs by chemically burning them. So, Matt, have you ever went in? Like, have you seen the chambers or how they do it? Just on video, yeah. Bro, that is.

Starting point is 01:37:22 It's awesome. And they fuck with you. They're like, make sure you drink lots of milk. It'll help line everything. It lies. That's a lie. Make sure you shave, freshly shave,

Starting point is 01:37:30 so it feels better. Extra hard shave points. That's what I didn't know about it is that it burns the shit out of your skin. Yeah. I had no idea. I did it in shorts

Starting point is 01:37:37 and my knees were just burning because it sat all over my knees. I was like, why were your knees raw? I was sitting in a vehicle and I was like hitting the ceiling and coming around and just landing on my knees i had a gas mask on for the first half of it then we took it off but like i was like why are my knees burning in the scalp my scalp was burning and i was like oh this hurts the skin no oh dude because you get in there and

Starting point is 01:37:57 you like walk in they're just standing there and you're like okay everyone gets the wall and you're like oh this is really hazy oh fuck this fuck. This is going to suck. Dick. And they're like, break. And they clear. Okay, I didn't fuck that up. That's good. That's good. And you're looking around.

Starting point is 01:38:11 You can tell when people fucked up. Some people are dying. They're trying to seal it better. Then you have everyone line up. And you're like, okay, this is the part that fucking sucks. And you're like, okay, next row. Recite your last four and take your mask off, recite your last four and stand there. And you're like, and then they go down the line of five

Starting point is 01:38:31 and you have to recite that and your name and everything. And you're like, my head, I was like, just don't breathe that much. And then you'll be fine. And then I went like this, that small air, that little magma. And I'm just sitting there, like fuck eyes everyone's just like trying to get the fuck out they're like okay you go you walk out and you're like oh just fucking everything's cleared out oh it's awesome good did you go did you get the burps afterwards like because every time i tried to inhale my throat would close because like it was involuntary and i started sucking into my stomach.

Starting point is 01:39:05 So five minutes later, I would burp and CS would come out. And it was just not a good experience. No, I didn't have that. It was rough. And then different Asian. So Filipinos, it doesn't affect as much for some reason. And some people are just more immune to it. My buddy Smith, fucking.

Starting point is 01:39:23 Really big smokers, for some reason, seem to be like pretty not as badly affected by it from what I saw. Dude, Smith walked out and the drill sergeant's like, you didn't breathe. Go back in there. And Smith's like, okay. Dude, he could just stand there like this. Some people, it just like, it just doesn't affect. Interesting. It's like air to them.

Starting point is 01:39:42 Me, it fucking felt like someone's pouring lava down my throat it is one of the worst fucking experiences i've ever felt it would have been funny to be that one guy that was on phase though because we had one of those two and it's just like i just remember dying and looking at him and he's like in his mind he's like oh fuck am i a superhero oh shit i'm invincible yeah, he's like, oh, fuck, am I a superhero? Oh, shit. I'm invincible. Yeah, dude. He's looking around. Everyone's dying.

Starting point is 01:40:08 You're like, oh. It's like, yeah, it kind of tickles the back of my throat. I get it. Yeah, it's tickling. He's like, it just smelled like a sniffed pepper shaker. Yeah, spicy jalapeno or something. I got to sneeze. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:40:23 Can we talk about, I know you're like, fuck. What are we talking about? Well, you just, you guys just closed down the extra business. Yeah. Miss Mayers. And that was, you guys were crushing it. That was her passion. But it was also that line of like, hey, people being assholes to individuals.

Starting point is 01:40:46 Like, just being asshole fans. Yes, yes. Instead of, like, we have an amazing community. Some of y'all, like, there's just people that need to know a fucking line when it comes to certain stuff. Yeah. Because it is a weird spot. We got so popular that we had some crazies.

Starting point is 01:41:07 Like, we've had people jump my gate and come down to our front door and knock on the front door at night time for a job interview yeah i've had a couple and yeah that's a quick way to die they were harmless yeah i opened the door with a gun and like you know because we have like a gate in front of like my property and they walk all the way down to my house and like it was it was eight o'clock at night so it was like not late but it was dark you know and like someone knocks on our door and i'm like and i'm like hello and like i i walk up to the door this one time and it's this guy and like there's no car in the driveway and i'm like he didn't just get my gate code and come in like this isn't like a mail truck or something it's not a

Starting point is 01:41:38 friend of mine like why is there no car in the driveway and it's this guy and he's just like wanting a job and it's like a young kid and i'm like why the hell would you jump my gate and then think i'm gonna go you know what i like your style bud initiative yeah you really took the initiative like you're going the extra mile and so no we just had a bunch of stuff like that that listening to all the alpha male influencers yeah yeah exactly it's that kind of thing that he thought this was a good idea and he gets like cussed out on my porch with my gun in my hand and then he's like oh that was a bad idea but it's like some kid that totally harmless just clueless you know

Starting point is 01:42:16 we had a few of those and then we had a few guys that went even further like stalker types like that were just like this guy. I just sniff your hats. We finally said like, yeah, pulling the whole family off the internet. You can have me on the internet. That's it. That's just where we... It just sucks.

Starting point is 01:42:40 We appreciate, the community, we appreciate all y'all so fucking much. Police each other also. Well well that's the thing 99.99999 are totally normal people who just want to watch you support you comment that's it they meet you in walmart it's great it's totally normal you know like people come up to me all the time and say can i take a picture and they're totally normal and they're nice little families cool guys whatever, whatever. But it's the.0001 that go too far. You're just like, oh, man, like, yeah, I don't like being famous. I don't like people seeing me. I don't like people seeing my family for sure.

Starting point is 01:43:15 And then my kids are all getting older now. Like my kids, my oldest is a teenager now, and my youngest is 10. Like I got 10 to 13-year-olds, and like they're all about to start going out in the world on their own. I don't want people to know who they are. You like not i don't want people to recognize them i don't you know when they go to a theme park with their their friend you know a bunch of like 16 year old girls are going out and they go you know they're old enough to go on their own but like i don't want people to know who they are and so i'm like yeah family's off the internet my oldest is 13 like i want her to be totally unrecognizable in a few years when she's all by herself.

Starting point is 01:43:46 It's scary. Yeah. It's fucking scary because it is a balancing act. It's like, OK, because, again, 99.9 are amazing. Yeah. And like, we're not even saying that. Like, that's actually true. Like, 99.9% of people are just totally normal.

Starting point is 01:44:00 They're all family. They're all, you know, dads, too. They get it. It's just policing that 0.1%. It is like covering down. Because some too they get it it's just policing those that 0.1 it is like covering down because some people do this like the airplane right people just don't think they just think about themselves and that's it it's like well i'd be fine with it but it's like think don't fuck yourself like think what how the general if someone has a gate they probably don't want you to cross it if their gates, they probably don't want you to cross it. Not a fence, a gate.

Starting point is 01:44:25 If their gate's closed, they probably don't want you at their front door. If their name is Demolition Ranch and their symbol has an AR on it, chances are that gate is for your safety, not theirs. My first time here. I mean, I don't got no kids, so I mean, honestly, bless you guys, because that shit, that's terrifying for having children. But, like, it's just me and my missus. My first time here, I was getting I don't got no kids. So, I mean, honestly, bless you guys. Cause that shit, that's terrifying having children, but like, it's just me and my missus. My first time here, I was getting in my car, get ready to leave. And I get a text from somebody and I gave my number out to a lot of like the new people you introduced me to. And I just thought, Hey, is this HLC? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:44:55 What's up? What's what's going on? Dude started threatening me about selling my information to Russia and all this other shit like that. And it's like, okay, whatever dude. And then, so I went online, saw how much information was there. I was like, oh, we got to take care of this. Paid a company, got a bunch of my stuff taken off. And then the dude texts me again from a different number, acting like he's my supervillain. You fool, you take it down. You think you can stop me?

Starting point is 01:45:14 And I was like, okay. So I just like, I live on a federal installation. You're threatening a federal employee. Hey, criminal investigation division, you can have this. And I just gave them the numbers. I don't know what happened with it but cid and the fbi have your shit so best of luck to you homie so we had one guy that was pretending to be me and reaching out to gun companies and saying like hey i'm demolition ranch it's truck month at gmc tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 sierra 1500 pro graphite at zero percent financing for up to

Starting point is 01:45:46 72 months with an available 5.3 liter v8 engine 20 inch high gloss black painted aluminum wheels off-road suspension with available two inch factory installed lift kit plus a towing capacity of up to 13 200 pounds you'll be ready for anything this truck month truck month is on now ask your gmc dealer for details do you know about this tell it because yeah dude this is fucking crazy so this guy he was in like the dakotas or something like he was he was somewhere states away and so i had a like we have tons of contacts in the gun industry and so i had a few of these gun companies reach out and be like hey matt we got kind of a weird message, um, from someone saying they were you, but they wanted us to ship the guns to South Dakota. Are you in South Dakota?

Starting point is 01:46:31 Cause I was like, they, they were like, it's weird that you emailed us from a different email or you didn't text us from the number that we always text you on. Is this you? And I was like, that is not me. Like there's some dude who's pretending to be me in South Dakota. And I was like, people are shipping them guns. Like there were some gum like, hey, Matt, we sent this gun. We haven't seen your video put up yet. I'm like, I'm not in South Dakota. Why would you send a gun to South Dakota? He said it was you.

Starting point is 01:46:52 I was like, it's not me. This guy was going around pretending he was Demolition Ranch, got a bunch of guns sent to him, got an FBI investigation. They went, kicked in his his door and arrested him. And this is all what I've been told by the FBI guys who like told me what was going on. They kicked in his door. They arrested him and his girlfriend. He had illegal SBRs.

Starting point is 01:47:13 He, he like straw purchase and then like all this other, like just tons of felonies because he was tricking people into sending him guns. I mean, huh? Cause all the, anything that he got would have had to have been

Starting point is 01:47:25 transferred to your name thinking that it was you, right? So he had to have literally lied on a federal form. He had to have some gun shop that thought he was me. I don't know if he had a fake, I don't know the details.

Starting point is 01:47:36 He could have had a fake idea or whatever. Either way, he lied on a federal form. Or he had a gun store that was lying for him too. I don't know, but yeah,

Starting point is 01:47:44 someone had an FFL. They were shipping this stuff too. Cause these gun companies were shipping it to an FFL for me, but was in South Dakota and I had no knowledge of it. And so, yeah, this guy got like, he was,

Starting point is 01:47:54 he's in prison for a long time now is what I've heard. But his girlfriend's off also in prison. Cause I think he was already a felon. And so she was going to the gun store to pick these guns up for him. So she was like straw purchasing them for him illegally already. So that these two are down in cahoots. It was, they were screwed.

Starting point is 01:48:10 They're very screwed now. I don't know why, like especially a public figure, like that'd be the last person I was like, you know what? It was a long time ago before I was like 10 million subs, a million crimes to commit. Why would you pick the one with the most paper

Starting point is 01:48:26 i'm sure it works good for like three months maximizing the chances that you get free guns this is awesome but yeah he had like sawed off shotguns like he had sawed off and stuff and like yeah they're not getting out of jail for a while you know a lot of the social media platforms though they are good about taking down some of the fakes like like youtube is really good about it i will say youtube is great it's awesome facebook does not give a fuck unless you get a lawyer facebook doesn't give a fuck they do not talk doesn't give a fuck yeah meta is crap as a whole met as a i hate that entire i hate all of it they're the only company without um uh customer service unless you're paying a lot through ads and you're actually paying for the

Starting point is 01:49:06 ads. There is zero way to get to hold of customer service. And that is, they will just send you in a loop and you click on their websites. It's a loop saying it's like here to here. You're like automated responses. And that's it. No,

Starting point is 01:49:19 they don't even have that. No, really. I put in like a copyright claim. My wife and I did this like three or four times and one every single time, but you can't put more than like one or two videos in there because you have to like, it's a form you fill out. This is me. This is the day I posted my content. This is the date and time they posted. Here's the URL to mine, URL to theirs. And like,

Starting point is 01:49:37 it just takes forever. And this dude, whoever was out there, stole my logo, stole all my information. Every time I would post a video several hours later later he would just take it and post it on his page and like my following knows that he's a fake and they go in there like this is not the real hlc you know luckily i have a domain name now so habitual line crosser.com has all my socials but like that dude is still on facebook last i checked he had like almost 70 000 followers you want something crazy in facebook every if you any of the bunker branding shirt there there's like a dude, you can type up any of those. It's how many put out a shirt the other day that was just like a joke shirt.

Starting point is 01:50:12 And we knew it was going to sell like a couple hundred shirts. And then we were just going to take it off the site. It was just like a funny thing we said in a video. And the next day there's, I would bet realistically 50 different web pages with that shirt all over it. And I'm like, they're not going to sell any of these. Like, no one will get it unless they watch my video. And we were just going to run it for a few days and drop it. It's like, this is just AI taking this and putting it on these websites just to try to make a buck.

Starting point is 01:50:39 Like, there's no way they're paying a person to do this because it wouldn't make money. It was crazy watching that because I Googled. I think it was like the TISM Touch or somebody sent me a link for TISM Touch. I was like, oh, I was like, holy shit. It's just it just populated. And yeah, you can pay attorneys to sit there and go send these cease and desist and try to take them down. But it's like not worth it. They're not going to take away that much money from you.

Starting point is 01:51:00 So we just like kind of let it go until it looks like it's a problem. You know, if it's getting big, then's like yeah take that thing down but it's it's weird and impossible to police it seems like oh it's crazy impossible to police that's is that the only thing what's your bigot oh what's up no i was gonna say did you see what i put on my bunker page the other day for a shirt for a joke is it the ear one the uh the i I Heart Communism. Oh, no, I didn't see that. Oh, this is... My merch store has an I Heart Communism shirt. It's available for $999.99. It only comes in size small.

Starting point is 01:51:34 Dude, I love it. It's an actual shirt. But I want to know, have you actually sold one? Not yet. I'm waiting. Somebody's going to get it, though. Someone's going to be like, I love him so much. I'm going to buy it anyway.

Starting point is 01:51:42 Whistlin' Diesel made a shirt through Bunker that was, it said, I paid $1,000 for this shirt. He sold like four of them. Jesus. And then one guy bought it and then he wanted to return it. We're like, no, man, you can't return it. You don't get to get it shipped to you, get the pictures, and then return it. I mean, there's been a couple of you beautiful, fine, crazy individuals

Starting point is 01:52:05 out there. We have a tier band on our, like a tier level on Patreon is just, uh, it's a thousand dollars. It's like, you get absolutely shit. This is a meme. Don't fucking do this purchase. I'm like, well, we said like, then I'm like, Hey man, thank you. What the fuck were you doing? Why did you do this?

Starting point is 01:52:24 Can I call you on the phone to make this worth it for you? I appreciate you so much, bro. So, so much. It's still so weird to me. Danny, you guys, you live stream, right? I haven't. Well, I actually. I accidentally did the other day.

Starting point is 01:52:39 Yeah. Six months I haven't. And then he is recording in my house. I had to finish my video that I'm uploading like today. Cause I got like 90% done. I had to finish like the last 10% of my video and I was going to use his studio while I'm on OBS and record and start live streaming are right next to each other.

Starting point is 01:52:58 And the mouse moved a little and I hit live stream. Oh, I hit it and I unclipped. It was literally a second. and then i just see the fucking chat i'm working out downstairs my phone oh you're teasing me like that i was like that's a weird text from my friend i was like what question mark another person hey did you did you mean to go live i was like i'm not live what's live that's my dad 10 minutes later i was like do you have the live thing he's like yeah like one

Starting point is 01:53:32 second i thought i was good until the chat started i'm so sorry i didn't mean to it's it's so wild because so i do that because like i just i want to be able to talk to people i never wanted to be like unreachable and that was a good avenue it's safe for me it's safe for them we can talk to each other and i try and read and respond as much as i possibly can but like my father-in-law he'll watch that shit and he's like i just watched him get like fucking 50 bucks i just and like it just keeps on floating i was like guys you don't need to pay me i'm here to just answer questions i'm here to help you out and they're just like i love you fucking boom boom it's so strange to me because i feel like you know you want me to dance i'm like fucking i could be your little show monkey or something

Starting point is 01:54:06 it's so strange to me but i mean people the way i'm starting to look at it now and you actually help me out with that is i'm i am giving them a service i'm making them them smile making them laugh and they do want to show their support for the channel so i i do appreciate that now and i feel a little bit less awkward about it yeah a lot of them they're not necessarily paying you 50 bucks for that one thing they're paying you because they're like man i've watched this guy for like six months and like he's funny like i want him to grow or i want him to just be successful and it's in the live audience it's always it is it's even the live shows that's why we did it's not it's like oh man we're gonna fucking cash out it is we don't care about that it is hey

Starting point is 01:54:40 like this is for y'all out there let's do this let's get out of our comfort zone as you said it's like cody's like fuck i'm gonna poop myself that dude would have rather done anything than be there he was not doing it for the money he was he was like i gotta gotta do this for the fans and then at the end of it everyone's just like dude that next day after we did that live show everyone's like we're doing this fucking again right hell yeah all the guys are addicted now but it is for the community less than us even streaming it is it's hard to stream i used to stream more now at zero time now i understand like you would hop on every once in a while and you'd always help with the charity events but you're like you just every once in a while you come stream we play pub g yep get a dub some dubs i don't even play

Starting point is 01:55:27 video games anymore i literally just go live and i sit there like drinking water and hanging out with my dogs i'm just like oh what's up with this what's up with this and i just start answering questions as fast as i can i i can't play video games anymore on there because it's just too much going on yeah it's hard fucking super hard what do you okay i'm gonna go down the line what do you got in the works What do you got in the works? What do I got in the works? Right now, I am desperately trying to figure out how to make my characters help me tell important parts of history. And I want to talk about the evolution of air defense. And they're going to help me do it.

Starting point is 01:56:03 Just getting there. Not there yet. we're working on it dude oh was it grandpa oh grandpa buff dude grandpa buff when you're doing you want to talk to grandpa buff it just comes so naturally to me grandpa buff learning rap oh man it's great also all his planes have different characters he lets me play and then countries also yes and i dude he did one he's like hey can you do the asian accent can you do china and taiwan and one video and you usually do the accents for every country because it's a country and just eyes so they don't there's and it's a

Starting point is 01:56:34 fucking joke like yeah there's no offense to be had everyone immediately knew when it was me doing like i know you got eli in here you got eli here yeah like hey so you're using those to build out yes i'm gonna use those to help me build uh the evolution of air defense but i i i have a few visions in my brain i don't know if you guys do that like before you put together a video you see like where you want the angles to be at, what things you want. No, these guys, Eli for sure does. It's all Eli does is angles. I'm like this. And it's up.

Starting point is 01:57:11 Just talking to my, I learned so much from you, dude. It was so nice watching the difference in how content was made, coming from rocket jump for everyone, corridor digital, and like the overproduction of the production and thinking that was the norm. And then flip side watching you just grab it.

Starting point is 01:57:28 Eli's so mad. I'm like must get to where I can just talk to camera. Just talk on camera. No lights. Just whatever lights there. When we did that film day for the Predator shoot, that was my direction to you. I was like, I'm going to hand

Starting point is 01:57:43 I was like, hey, it's a demo video. My direction to Matt, and I knew it was the best direction you'd get because G-Man was like, well, okay, so I was like, nope, stop that. Your direction is you or you. Perfect. Do it. And you fucking one day You were you on the first

Starting point is 01:58:00 try. I can be myself pretty easily. Fucking hilarious. No, I had some YouTubers when I was first coming up i had you know probably 50 000 subscribers and i talked to a guy who had 300 000 subscribers and he was like you need to get a tripod man like you got to make your stuff look more professional and i was like oh i do and i was like i don't really want to do that and i was like i'm just gonna keep being me and of course it went boom and like flew past him because i made it more relaxed and less hello um hey welcome to demolition ranch thank you for coming today like that's what he wanted me to do because it looked professional and then it i realized it's just way too stiff no you got

Starting point is 01:58:36 a good balance with how you do your creative like each one of you it's it's fucking awesome like you do care about like your lighting and everything i was like okay nick has that touch of that tism you're just like hey i'm gonna you've refined your craft to just talk into that camera being able to do it literally camera goes out you nail your fucking line and you put it back in super jealous i'm like oh his roi is the best i wanted to make it like i wanted to make it like they're just chilling with me on the range you know like they're there like they're a person that's got that intimate connection they're just hanging with me on the range. You know, like they're there. Like they're a person that's got that intimate connection. They're just hanging out. And we're like, we just shot that thing.

Starting point is 01:59:09 Let's go look at it and see what it looks like now. Oh, it's got a hole in it. Cool. And just like so basic. But it's like you're just there. Yeah. Being genuine, I've noticed, does really well. Like Nick.

Starting point is 01:59:20 That's the only thing that does well. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. You can't be not genuine. Yeah. They'll sniff that out in no time. Fucking well yeah literally yeah you can't be not genuine yeah they'll they'll sniff that out in no time the fucking yeah they will hate you for it poor david's your camera guy and he was like we should try and then you've taught him to just like

Starting point is 01:59:32 hit record please yeah yeah so david came in my cameraman like went to school for this and he wanted to come in he the first few episodes he brought a gimbal out. And the audience was like, what is this? And he was worried about the f-stop and everything. And the background's all fuzzy, but the foreground's all in focus. And I was like, hey, man, I hate this. It's too good. Yeah, it's way too good. We're not filming movies here.

Starting point is 02:00:00 And so we met in the middle because I wanted to just hold the camera and it'd be all shaky and bouncy. And he was like, I hate that. And so we just kind of met in the middle cause I wanted to just hold the camera and it'd be all shaky and bouncy. And he was like, I hate that. And so we just kind of met in the middle and I was like, perfect. Yeah. It looks,

Starting point is 02:00:09 it looks good. And it gets the message across. So fucking good. I'm like, Oh, yours, your processes. I love yours.

Starting point is 02:00:15 Cause you're like photo eyeballs in mouth. And that's, that's just what I do. Honestly, like most of the time I start with a punchline like that one. Uh, I was listening to, uh, fucking Eminem and that's how I came up with the rap for grandpa with a punchline like that one uh i was listening to uh fucking eminem and that's how i came up with the rap for grandpa buff it was just the uh

Starting point is 02:00:29 my name is i was like i can change that real fucking quick and then i came up with a punchline as like a cool how do i get to that how do i incorporate the news hey the f-35 he could be looking for buff buff came up and he discovered rap music and he's gonna tell him about how he now can carry nuclear weapons boom that's that's my fucking scene. Let's make this happen. And I just, I, my poor wife, I'm just, she, she doesn't like, she wants to help out as much as she can, but I have a weird process that like, I want to just lock myself in a room and I'm like, all right,

Starting point is 02:00:56 I got to stare at this camera by myself. Like now that we've been here, I made one yesterday in the hotel room and I was like, put in your headphones and just stay over there. Like, I don't want to, don't't look at me and i'm like laying on the bed on my tummy and i was just talking just uh and then i was what was it the one i just pushed out talking about uh fucking russia finally believing that it might not have been ukraine and it would have been isis with that whole um mass shooting thing that happened over there. So just got all that put together. But yeah, it's I usually work backwards and it's the same way like we do training strategy.

Starting point is 02:01:32 So I think that's where I got it. So my job, we start with the end product and backwards plan. And with this, I do the same thing. Like, that's my punch line. Let's go from here. I mean, that's how Dave Chappelle. I mean, that's why the joke bowl pulls out chapelle i mean that's why the the joke bowl pulls out the one joke he's like i got a story around it yeah and he's like that and that's why

Starting point is 02:01:51 i kicked her in the pussy but that's how he does his entire process so that's fucking dope and what uh what stuff are you working on next um it's all resort stuff yeah my my goal is just big big resort things you're going fucking ham with that yeah i mean like i don't know i've always liked side projects and just youtube alone bores me and so well i guess i i guess i conquered youtube and i'm trying to figure out like i got as big as i ever i got way bigger than i wanted to get on youtube so i'm like yeah what else can i do like what if i own a big river, hill country, ranch resort? Like, that would be cool. And so I bought the shittiest one I could find.

Starting point is 02:02:31 If you write down your big videos, you do sound like a five-year-old. You're like, it's a monster. It's an El Camino that has big tires and really fast. Yes. Also, I own a resort. People, come visit. People think I'm smart i'm just super immature and i just go with that and people like wow who would have thought of that i'm like

Starting point is 02:02:50 yeah a little kid i can get on to you yeah and you're living the dream with it i got a really big truck with big tires i'm gonna drive it through a pond here's a mustang in a house a mustang that's an el camino yes a mustang is el camino with like a diesel engine though i used to draw that stuff when i was five yeah yeah yeah actually i think it was you you yeah i think one of y'all earlier in this podcast said that you're the smartest you said you're the dumbest smart person or the dumbest smartest dumb person you said you're the smartest dumb person i think i'm just the dumbest dumb person but it still stands out yeah just surrounded dr matt i tricked a whole vet school

Starting point is 02:03:34 into giving me a degree i was like god damn this dude you were i always use you in it as an example it's like well can you be successful on youtube i was like i have a buddy that's a doctor vet who stopped being a doctor in order to just hey i want to do this wait have you talked about the what the the big cat thingy big cat thing you want to buy big cats oh yeah i mean i totally want to i'll never do it oh okay i know you're being serious with that you want to be the new tiger king i would love to be tiger king yeah Yeah, no, I think like, you start small with like a bobcat or something, you know? And you're just like, if that works

Starting point is 02:04:10 and he doesn't kill you or doesn't try to kill you, like, because a bobcat can't kill you. He just like really hurts you. Yes, he can. No, he can't. Not me. Maybe you. Because he's a fucking pussy. Not me. But if that works and he doesn't try to kill you,

Starting point is 02:04:27 then like, yeah, mountain lion next, right? Just get a little mountain lion. Look how cute they are. They're so cute. Cats are the only thing that I am fucking... Big cats are fucking terrifying. That's the problem. The little cats sometimes will try to kill you. Except for the vegan ones. Vegan cats, they only like grass. It's nature.

Starting point is 02:04:43 Badgers. You ever seen that? You've seen the vegan cats? Not a real thing. They only like grass. It's nature. Badgers. No, you haven't seen that? I don't. You've seen the vegan cats? Not a real thing. No, there's vegans that own cats that force their cats to be vegans. Best videos you will ever see when they prove it. Oh, dude, but cats need protein.

Starting point is 02:04:58 I'm a veterinarian. Yeah. These cats end up going blind, and there's these vegan inforces that are just like, yeah. If they don't have taurine, they will go blind. He's so much healthier and happier and the cat's literally dying. Dogs are omnivores. Like they can eat a lot of non-meat, but cats just eat tons of protein. So wait, this is actually a real thing that vegans think they can have vegan cats.

Starting point is 02:05:22 They can have vegan cats and it ends up making the cats go blind and killing the cats. Their whole thing is like, I don't want to be cruel to animals while I'm being cruel to my animals. And they're like, you don't think? I will prove my cat is vegan. Right here is some fresh vegetables and some

Starting point is 02:05:40 vegan meal. I'm surprised they don't get cats to eat that. So they put that and they don't give them anything else. And then they put a put a steak they're like and then here's a steak or fish to prove my cat doesn't like that and they're like go cat and the cats are ripping up the steak and they're like no no my instagram algorithm is gonna hear what we're talking about it's gonna start feeding me vegan cats now. Good. Dude, it is the most insane thing. Fucking poor cats. I would kill for that Dr. Demo reacts video to vegan cats. That's so dumb.

Starting point is 02:06:11 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I can see a vegan dog. I think that could be possible, but there's no way you can have a vegan cat. No, they still, even the vegan dogs, they'll do the same thing. They're like, put meat. I mean, they're definitely not having a good time. Yeah, they're not happy, but I think it could be possible, viable, but not a vegan cat. That'd be a good one reaction video is you watching those.

Starting point is 02:06:28 Because you get to see how the owner is like, watch my animal's going to do. Immediately, it's always two actual steaks. It's like, dear God, I haven't had this in four years. Thank God. It's delicious. He starts attacking the owner to fuck off when they go to get out of the mouth. It's like, no. And then, Ned, you have the, what's your next video?

Starting point is 02:06:51 I'm going to look up, so I got Ching Lee getting posted today. And then I'm going to look up your, what is it? The Battle of Ludendorff Bridge. Okay, I'm going to look that up. And then I'm also, the current punchline I might build a video around is I was reading Roy Benavidez's book on the plane while we were traveling. You know, Roy Benavidez is fucking better. God damn it. He's the guy that he's the guy that Rambo's based off of in real life.

Starting point is 02:07:16 I didn't even know. Yeah. Is the actual do that? Yeah. Mexican dude. Green Beret. His name is the one in Vietnam that ran and was like shot fucking a million times and then he kept going back and then dropping the bodies off until he like literally he's like i have to go and he passed out on the doctor force gump he spit on

Starting point is 02:07:34 the doctor while they were zipping up the body bag on him yeah can i give a quick spoiler earlier on that um i don't know the exact year i want to say somewhere in time in the 1980s the craziest part of this whole fucking thing is like everyone else who was there and like would have seen it was either VC or fucking like unconscious or dead. So there was like really no one to corroborate exactly what was going on. So the dude got like a silver star, I think. And then I got upgraded to a purple heart in the eight or not a purple heart, a medal of honor in the 80s because a VC guy came out. I was like, yeah, he wouldn't die. Like we just kept fucking shooting him.

Starting point is 02:08:04 Guy just kept fucking going, like corroborated everything he said he was shot how many times enough like 29 i want to say it was a lot he was in the 20s this dude was running back grabbing his buddies running them back up dropping it off and then running back out and he's been shot like 20 something times during this shrapnel and yeah yeah grenades and the only reason is because they like he passed out from blood loss when he's dropping off the last like no dude you're gonna fucking he's like and he survived all of it dude's a fucking you know how fucking dumb i am about building this video around a punch line i read the beginning of his book and he's talking about like how rough

Starting point is 02:08:42 his childhood was coming up and he talks about how his dad passed away when he was like four or five from tuberculosis. So like he was a really angry young kid. And he talks about how people would come out of the movie theater and all the poor kids would be sitting outside and people like throw change to him. And all the kids would run out and grab the change like it was candy at a parade. And he talks about how at like the age of six or seven, he realized that if he could just run out and beat up all the other kids, he would get all the money. And then my stupid brain, it just wants to cut to starship troopers.

Starting point is 02:09:14 If you disable the enemy's hand, you cannot build the whole video around that punchline. You're a happy end. Now I have to build to that. Now I have to build the whole video around it. But yeah, no, even before that whole incident because in again spoiler alert okay in 65 because he he the metal runner thing happened in 69 or 70 i can't remember uh but in 65 he went there and got blown up by an explosive and like they told him he'd never walk again so at night he would teach himself to walk like crawling on the floor because he didn't have physical therapy back then taught himself to walk and

Starting point is 02:09:48 it was like i'm going back to vietnam and like four years later he just went back he was a fucking fucking monster he went back to v well he went to vietnam as a normal infantry dude yeah broke his back got told he'd never walk again forced himself to walk again and then became a green beret yeah and then he got looped in with Mac V SOG. And I think his thing that happened to him, I think it was in Cambodia. Was it Cambodia? I think it was in Cambodia because I remember like America wasn't supposed to

Starting point is 02:10:13 be there, but neither were the North Vietnamese. And, uh, no, cause they called, uh, they had like a radio signal and I guess the situation was so dire.

Starting point is 02:10:23 They sent out, um, they sent out the code word which was daniel boone but they sent it out over the uh whatever the civilian airline so every fucking plane in the air in the area could hear this call and what it meant was every available military asset in the sky was supposed to go to that location and they called it in while they were in it was cambodia or laos but i think it was cambodia which were like those planes weren't supposed to go there at all so like it was basically calling for a military like an international fucking incident to save these guys and that's what the call went out for it was fucking nuts he also successfully destroyed all the intel that those guys had on them. Yep. Fucking monster.

Starting point is 02:11:06 And on that note, we're going to fucking close it out, Nick. Yeah, buddy. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribed Podcast. I'm not as good at this as Donut is, but I'm joined here today by Mr. Eli Doublefap, Ethan, Mr. Habitual Linecrosser, Dr. Demolition Ranch, Matt, and myself, Nick, the fat electrician.

Starting point is 02:11:25 Thank you so much. Where do we find you beautiful boys? HabitualLineCrosser.com. I'm Demolition Ranch. Figure it out. Google it. Bam! And then go check out the after show.

Starting point is 02:11:37 We're going to have like 10 or 20 more minutes of boy talk. 16 more beers each. Yeah. We just get shit wrecked. More truly is us drinking for 20 minutes. boy talk 16 more beers each yeah we just get shit wrecked every time i get drunk enough to let's get racist We'll see you again You don't know what

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