Unsubscribe Podcast - 158 - Donut Gets Swatted & Ethan Gets Robbed ft. Sniping Soup & Ethan | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 158
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Dr. Super N-word. Why didn't you just taste me?
Got robbed by crackheads. Give me my f***ing card.
What is happening right now? I feel like I'm back on Xbox.
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Hi, everyone.
Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast.
I'm joined today by Eli Double Fat, Ethan, Soup, and myself, Donut Operator.
Thank you for watching all of the dumb shit that we do for some reason sorry cody's burn his shit right bro i am fucking i'm burned out we had
range day yesterday and it was really sunny out there it turned it turns out you know we've had a
couple weeks to say the least leading up to like today is our
last day this is our last podcast we're fucking so stoked for this breather for the next two
months we have we're we're good technically we don't have to film till mid-june hell yeah
got a good backlog oh we have such a backlog we're like hey you know what'd be great let's do a whole
bunch of live shows then a whole bunch of podcasts.
Also range day.
Really hot range day.
All at the same time.
And within two weeks, this will be really good.
No stress at all.
And here we are.
Easy day.
You guys have a good time at range day, though?
Always.
For sure, yeah.
That was a good time, man.
We had a lot of good vendors out there.
We had many guns out there this time.
That was a good time. Ballistic Dummy Labs brought out some stuff that everyone shot at the end of
it did they chop it up oh yeah we just chopped a bunch of torsos in half did the mini gun did
they get in slow motion at all yeah i think yeah yeah yeah i think yeah i think they brought out
the the slow-mo camera and and got it that ph is cleaning up data. Yeah, the high-speed guys,
ballistic high-speed guys.
They're hanging out later.
Nice.
Hell yeah.
Sweet.
Okay, so we've had our boy Soup on before.
Huge gamer, hilarious content.
Both of you together are fucking comedy gold.
I was just watching Cody.
They do reactions together.
And then the unfortunate name was the super,
like imagine your name was super inward.
Oh yeah.
What was that for?
It was just a random username.
Yeah.
It was just a random like video that we watch.
We just watch like meme compilations together.
And sometimes you have some really good ones in there.
And a dude's name was. Yeah. super hard r no it's just super inward or what was it no i think it actually
was oh god oh i didn't even see that you're like imagine that's your actual name introducing it
class yeah or if you became a doctor i mean that's gonna be a hell of a title
doctor super n word it's like it's like an xbox generated name or something
you want one of these no i'm good man oh god no i would vomit at this point in my life i'm like oh
no so soup's been doing this since what you you have been doing this since 2012 or something like that
i think like 2009 i think bro we're getting old bro yeah i started in 16 and then
ethan you how long did it take for you to actually start using or incorporating each other into
content because your're childhood friends
these are these boys the good old boys that grow up together they look like brothers we basically
are please don't say that again i take offense to that everyone always says we look the same
or something and he always like don't ever say that it's insulting weird that people would say
that yeah no similarities whatsoever uh ethan started what like three years
ago four years ago yeah like uh 2020 maybe 21 i can't remember something like that did you get
him into it then yeah okay we had always made like stupid videos together because like you know
where we grew up there wasn't really a whole lot of to do and we would just play baseball or play sports or whatever and then play video games in our free
time and then we had like a flip camera if you guys remember the the flip camera where like the
usb came out of the side of it it's a really nice bulky camera wasn't good like yeah yeah yeah it
was actually really cool for the time though it. It was like, I think it might have been before GoPros were a thing.
So it was really cool when we would just film ourselves doing the dumbest shit,
just running around the house.
Pretend I'm jumping out the window or something.
Yeah, or pretend we're drinking bleach.
Just doing stupid shit like that, and we never uploaded it.
Did you guys grow up on CKY then?
No, but that's what?
Can't Kill Yourself? Yeah, CKY that went into Jackass when they first started Jackass never uploaded it did you guys grow up on cky then no but that's what can't kill yourself yeah
yeah yeah cky that went into jackass when they first started jackass because i grew up on that
and i would film the same stuff mom knows yeah it's getting you know like the grocery cart is
like push me i'm gonna onto the curb it'll wreck and flip me out yep same stuff jumping into bushes
and shit we did watch jackass growing up yeah so that's pre-day this is what turned into jackass but bam's the one that started like cky right uh yeah i think bam
started cky and then johnny knoxville he was he worked for a big i think it was big brother
magazine it was a skateboarding magazine and uh together they came they came together and they
went into the jackass you know era and just lived the dream
so you guys did your stuff you finally got into it and then you got into gaming first or what'd
you do he was like hey fuck yeah well brother he told me to do it for a long time and i like
was an idiot and i went to college and now i owe the government a lot of money and uh what a dumb ass i know i know and then um yeah i was like just
working at the beach and stuff and i was just like one day i called him i'm like all right
i was working at the beach be more specific other like you're at a desk you're like
no i was uh i have my captain's license so i was doing like parasailing and banana boats and all
that stuff and uh which sounds great but i was doing it every day, all day, not making a lot of money.
And then one day I called him.
I'm like, I'm down to try YouTube or whatever.
So whatever you want me to do, just let me know.
And we started doing the reaction stuff together.
And then I got robbed by crackheads randomly like
almost immediately christmas yeah like christmas it's like three months into doing it i got all
my stuff taken and uh so we had to do it in person because i didn't have anything and it just kind of
went from there do what in person like our reactions like we like we stream it on twitch
or whatever oh okay yeah like the highlights and put put them into videos or whatever i was like did the crackhead steal
your youtube blog give it to me five four six six three take it off well they took my computer and
shit like they took everything oh they broke into your house yeah yeah so they took okay everything
i was like you're at a stand-up they're like give me your money you're pulling out a pc no no no youtube password bro how did they steal your shit yeah like i wasn't there
i gave them so i was sponsored by a pc company called ironside i don't know if y'all have heard
of them or whatever but i thought they were a dope company and they sent me like my first like
sponsored computer which was sick it had like a 1080 in it i think oh yeah monster back in the day yeah it's still
a nice pc and i i was like i gave it to him i was like i don't really need it anymore but it's still
good and you can like use it to get started or whatever then it got fucking stolen which is just
so funny because like that's how it goes even so unlucky with shit it's just it's just it's just
so funny like he lost american airlines lost his luggage on the way here.
Bruh, yeah.
Or put it on the wrong flight and it's just like,
we'll just look at one another and just laugh.
It's always me too.
I don't know why it's always me.
It's so funny.
And he's just laughing.
He's no help.
He loves it.
Of course.
You rolled low luck.
Yeah, it was insane though because we were doing it on discord like we just you know i would just get on discord and watch it with him or whatever and it
was funny and then i just had nothing like i had no way to do it anymore so we just had to start
doing it in person but it's probably better like we love doing it's why we don't do remote we
we've always done in person because Cause you get like actual natural reactions.
Right.
You get that chemistry and it feeds off of it versus like that weird delay sometimes.
Right.
Like, Oh, joke said, okay, now I have to laugh.
Or pause in the video to say something or whatever.
Like, yeah.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
It ended up being a good thing, but.
We do it over discord a little bit now, but we still like, it in person and all that because it's just funny like our our videos are so like
low quality like this whole setup is so fucking nice compared to what this is the nicest microphone
i've ever talked to yeah i've never even seen one of these in person it's kind of sick yeah
you take this house over it's robbed in three days
i'm like how did that happen
they're gonna come here they're gonna follow me
waiting out of bushes we made it like a joke or whatever where i was like we're gonna do like a
charity stream for ethan because he got robbed by crackheads and then like that's what we said
and it ended up like people loved it like well you know I guess we got to keep doing it now well what happened
is we did that and it did pretty well and he gave me the money for the you know to buy fucking
underwear and stuff because I they like took everything from me and so we did that and then
how long were these crackheads in your house I guess a while I don't know I wasn't there stole
a car too they stole
someone's car because he like he was still living like in a college area or whatever
and they know that the college kids leave because they like the cop was telling us they've done it
before they knew who it was they basically knew who it was and it was like they wait for the
college kids to go home for christmas hot like christmas break and then that's when they go and
still shit it's like predetermined or whatever like planned out and they just stole your fucking
underwear bro they took my passport they took my electric razor my shoes my i like sound it took
your shoes dude the guy posted a picture on facebook wearing his fucking shirt i swear to god
he was wearing my shirt my necklace my headphones selling my graphics card
out of my computer and i tried to buy it actually because it was like a hundred bucks i'm like dude
that's like a thousand dollar graphics card i'll take it give me my car literally though i mean
but yeah but they packed up a car and fucking took it all do we need to go hurt some people i know
that'd be awesome would be awesome but now you're a guerrillionaire.
Don't know what the f*** that means.
That's dope.
A million bananas.
Somebody sent me this.
I'm like, I kinda like it.
You're like, that's dopey shit.
Yeah.
I'm gonna rock it.
I would've bought that if I saw it.
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Now, Cody is big into the gaming scene.
I know.
So, was that your very first PC?
Yeah, that was.
Oh, no shit.
Had it for three months.
It was awesome.
It's a great time.
Notice mom's laughing at him. It's so the story actually ends crazy though i'll let you tell it because it's your story well yeah
when he told me this i was like what the fuck they like lived one road over i guess and they
uh it was a guy and a girl and the girl like
herself i guess and got like there was like blood yeah i don't know do i plot that
there was like blood all over my stuff i couldn't really get anything back because it was like
ruined you know i mean it had like crackhead juices on it whatever yeah i was like dude
i'm like that crackhead that crackhead soul is forever
in that computer that thing is haunted now dude we gotta get rid of it why is my pc smoking rock
i mean there was so much to it like we the cops called me that night because me and him drove down
and they called me that night they're like we have some of your stuff and it was at like a dollar general in an abandoned car right yes and he's like he's like taking selfies with the cops
they're like yeah the cops knew who i was but i'm like i'm like grabbing my fucking underwear and
like my soundbar out of an abandoned car and the lady's like my son loves you like taking selfies
with him i'm just like what is happening right now?
This was like Christmas night.
The day after Christmas.
It was like the day after Christmas.
It was insane.
You have the worst luck I have ever had.
I'm telling you right now, I do.
It's unreal.
It was a wild Christmas.
I think one of my parents had COVID that Christmas,
so I wasn't even able to go see my parents.
And I'm like, clearing Ethan's house with a shotgun.
It's like, Merry Christmas, people.
Bro, I got swatted on Christmas last year.
Oh, my God.
How'd that happen?
Remember that?
Yeah.
No, someone called.
And my girlfriend, Heather, they called.
And they were like, he killed his son.
And he's holding Heather hostage.
And so I'm sitting at my parents' house.
And I get the call. And there's like two fire trucks there's like six police cars they're all just sitting at my house
cody's not in the state yeah yeah no yeah yeah this happened here where i live in san antonio
and i'm back in south carolina with my parents I get the call like, we're at your house. Are you killing your girlfriend
right now?
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm trying to enjoy
Christmas with my parents.
That was a wild time.
That's insane.
Christmas.
He's been swatted. How many times?
Five times.
Cody's had to do the walk out,
lift shirt up.
Do any of those guys ever know know that it's you uh they i mean they know it's me they know my internet name so that's
why they found my address and they come after me and stuff no the police like i meant like the
swat or the police that show up do they they didn't even know what swatting was the when i
went out there and i had to lift up my shirt and spin in circles and be like, I'm not holding anyone hostage.
Yeah.
None of them knew the donut thing.
That's insane.
Yeah.
No, that was a wild one.
That was the first time I got swatted.
Then I got swatted four more times after that.
Now, what's that process like of being swatted?
Did they kick your door down?
No, I'm curious.
Did they walk me through it? Yeah. Did they kick your your door down and just come in or they were going to but
chocolate operator they got on the phone with lives yeah yeah they knew that yeah they knew
that uh my buddy uh my buddy chocolate adam they knew that um that i was like swapped before and
they figured out what department i worked with so they called my old department and chocolate got on the phone with him and he's like do not
kick his fucking door in do not do that because i keep a bedside gun right like a really nice
rifle next to me so if anyone ever tries to harm me and my family i'm just going to get up and
start shooting people and so because of chocolate they didn't kick my door in which thank god
i would have smoked a
couple police officers and i i might have been smoked myself it can actually be horrible yeah
it would have been a bad situation because it's not like you know that you're getting swatted it
just kind of yeah i would just i would have just heard because i just it was back when i was
streaming like 12 hours a day and i just went to bed and they couldn't they were trying to call me
to ask me to come outside the The police department was homes on silent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My phone's just silent.
I'm like,
I'm going to sleep till the morning.
Cause I got to stream the next day and everything.
And yeah,
they thank God they got a hold of chocolate.
Cause if I heard my door being kicked in,
I would have just been like,
natural reaction is just grab gun,
run out and see what's going on.
Yeah.
That would have been a bad
day for everyone everyone involved that's one where you're like uh oh yeah i'm still not sober
yeah but they
okay yeah because i'm sitting on stream drinking and stuff
i know my friends
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went to town, muscle memory would have kicked in.
There would have been some dead police officers there,
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They were able to get me on the phone after a while.
I went outside. I had to hold my shirt up and spin around to show I wasn't holding anything.
Brought me down the street and then they're like, can we go into your house?
We need to check if it's okay. And I was like, no, f*** you.
You got a warrant?
My boys.
I was like, I know the law.
I am the law. Was the law. I am the law.
Was the law.
That is wild, though.
You had asked me what my craziest YouTube story was, I think, last time.
Yeah.
And I drew a blank.
I wasn't even thinking about it, being in Vegas and shit.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just like, drink, gamble, drink, gamble.
It's the only thing on my mind.
Living the dream.
Yeah, living, gamble. It's like the only thing on my mind. Living the dream.
Yeah, living the dream.
I had got a call from the FBI one time because of my YouTube shit.
Like the local FBI or whatever had called me.
Yeah, just like a local joint task force?
I guess.
About what?
What did you – Something presidential, I'm guessing.
I don't know.
No, I was – so I was doing like a gary's mod video like a
roleplay gary's mod video and i was documenting like the worst roleplay servers that you could
just go play on and i don't think they have it anymore but it was like auschwitz roleplay
like school shooting roleplay like just the most it's like why is this like i was like why are you
able just to go why are you able just
to go play this like you so i was like i'm gonna do a video about this and as you do yeah this is
horrendous let me draw more attention to it i need to spread the word on this i was still living
with my parents i was and then your thumbnail are auschwitz is it bad red arrow it was a dumb idea it was a stupid idea i was just trying to be edgy
and i was just like this is crazy that you can go play these and i was like i just want to see
what the people are like on these servers and let me tell you something. They are exactly what you think. They are textbook.
And it was on the Auschwitz server.
This dude took me in game.
He tied me up in game or whatever.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, and he took me down to this cellar or something.
And these videos are still up.
It's still on my channel.
Are they monetized?
I don't know.
I hope not.
I'd be so pissed if they are when my shit gets
all his is like a shooting now is like a blurry screen with quack quack quack because he can't
even make gun sounds like his is like and then him talking right yeah and this dude like tied
me up took me down to the cellar or whatever and i was like this is kind of weird but it has to be expected and he was like just saying that he was going to go to school
and all this kind of stuff and like normally i can like i know that most people that say that
kind of shit on the internet like are joking yeah they're just being a little edgy yeah they're just
being edgy kids or whatever being stupid and um but something about this guy was like this is a
little off like something's just the way he's talking is just a little weird.
And he just, he's like taking me to the secluded place to like say all this or whatever.
And I was like, that's weird.
And then like my comments were like, oh, you know, this guy's edgy or whatever.
When he throws soup off and all this kind of stuff.
He'd thrown you off his.
I mean, I don't know.
And I uploaded it or whatever. And the next day i got a phone call
and i didn't answer it because i didn't know the number and then i got a text message like hey this
is so and so with the local fbi like where you live here's your full address like your full name
like they sent me a text message like everything about me and i was still with my parents like i
was still living with my parents at the time and i I was like, shit a brick. I mean, my pants filled up.
I shit myself. I was like,
oh my god.
I'm going to be grounded for so long.
I'm like, I have just
fucked up royally.
How old were you at the time? I think I was like
probably
19 or 20. Gotcha.
Going to be grounded for so long.
You know what we've always wondered though so we're we're
definitely being investigated by the federal government like our group of people we have like
one of the biggest machine gun collections you know we we do all these big range days and stuff
people come out to i've always wanted to know what our like group is called from the federal
government because they usually assign
names to it.
Like a nickname or something?
Like a call sign or anything like that.
Dude, I hope the top comment
on this is FBI.
It's this. Okay, pin that.
They're watching.
That'd be cool
if we had San Antonio Gun Boys.
Something cool. But I know it it's gonna be something super gay like just super gay yeah yeah the fuck boys
come guzzlers yeah fbi on. We don't like calm.
Okay, we do.
Can you change the name?
Can we petition it?
We want to change the name if you don't mind.
White House petition.
We got 100,000 votes.
Switch that shit.
That's awesome.
So what happened?
Did you text them back?
I called them immediately.
I called that number back immediately and he was just like i was i was like am i in trouble and he was like no you're not in
trouble he's like it's a good thing you uploaded it we want to like investigate this guy and i was
like oh my god okay so it was more investigating him than yes because he was such a creepy mother. Right. Okay.
They've been watching that dude for a while then.
I don't know.
I like,
he was just like,
I won't,
if you could please like email me or something or text me the like steam
profile he was using.
And I was like,
I'll do my best.
I don't really know.
It's like,
I hope I picked the right person on steam profile.
They can find your full address and stuff, but they don't know this guy.
It's like, we know where you live, but we don't know how to use Steam.
It is our greatest enemy.
Bro, it's the same thing with swatting.
They didn't know what swatting was.
Every time I've been swatted, they're like, what's swatting?
How do you not fucking know what this is now?
That should be part of the training at this point.
Yeah, that should definitely be something that's important.
It should at least cover that a little, you know?
A little bit.
Make it known.
Yeah, to keep me from fucking police officers.
That would be really cool.
And you getting killed or something.
They've had that happen, where it's like that one dude that was just like,
I'm not putting my hands down.
I'm not moving.
He's like, I don't trust any of you.
And they're like, do, do, do.
And he went like this and
fucking person shot like yeah there was there was like one very poorly trained obviously police
officer out there that just fucking smoked old dude like and then like dude that is my biggest
fear is anyone that's like in a high stress situation with a gun and i see them breathing
heavy i'm gonna be like yep, I'm going to keep these.
Get on your knees.
I'm going to stand here. You walk up, grab each
hand individually or place me down.
You can throw me on the fucking ground. I'm fine with it.
I'm going to stand here for now.
Especially if it's a female police officer.
Sorry.
Are there
acorns around?
Taser, taserorns taser taser taser why didn't you just taste me
it hurts so bad
it's happened multiple times
if you have not seen those videos
but if you do you know what we're
talking about no i don't you haven't seen the acorn video
i don't think so no holy shit the acorn cody this is your expertise so there was a wait no no i know
what you're talking about the guy that did a combat role and started shooting at the back of
the car i haven't seen the video but i think i saw where you had posted that or whatever i haven't
watched it though give an explanation so homeboy is what's what are they on call for it's a domestic violence situation
the male half wasn't even on scene that he had posted something about having his press weapon
earlier he shows up he's perfectly perfectly compliant he's like hey guys okay yeah i guess
i messed up they put him in handcuffs they searched him no weapons put him in the back of
the police car and as the uh the male officer is walking back
to the police car an acorn falls on it i did see that yeah and he just fucking freaks out and he
does two combat roles comes up starts shooting at the back of the car he's like i'm hit i'm hit
it's like what like he wasn't hit at all no one was shooting at him and so he just like he fucking
shoots at the back of the police
car and then his female sergeant is
on scene too. She's in front of the car
and she turns around and sees him saying
I'm hit. I'm hit. He's in there.
She pulls her gun
and unloads into the car too.
Fortunately, the guy didn't get hit
by anything. That would have been a bad day
for everyone. He's in tires of the
Caribbean. The slow-mo is like
bullets and glass are like just going around and his hands are literally
probably strappy on him right cody yeah yeah yeah they put him they put him in the back
handcuffed oh there was a dude in the car while they're doing this that's who they're blaming
that's who they the dudes
Seriously
They come up to me and he's like,
did you guys get the guy?
They're like, what are you talking about?
It's like, did you get whoever you were
fucking shooting at? Yeah, is he dead?
Yeah. What happened?
Uh-oh.
Because he did two Dark Souls
rolls. Like, the guy was like,
shh, shh.
And he carries a gun. I'm here Because he did two Dark Souls roles. Like, the guy was like, and then Cody's like,
I'm here, laid down.
I'm like, guess what they never teach you during any combat training?
Combat roles.
In my entire war life,
in my, Cody, SWAT.
This is coming from someone
who was shot in warfare before.
Eli.
I've been shot many times. You don't roll. This is coming from someone who was shot in warfare before. Eli.
I've been shot many times.
You don't roll.
Like, what the fuck is that?
That's like a video game thing.
Like, I don't understand that.
Was it only one acorn?
It was one acorn.
Fell on top of the police car.
And it sounds like this.
That's all it took.
Retard fire!
When I was a cop, like, if an acorn fell on a car, I'd be like cool that was an acorn that's really neat okay whatever cool i'm gonna go finish out my call now not the man i just put
in the back of this vehicle and handcuffed and made sure it was secure he just shot at me with
it with a suppressed yeah that's why he thought it was a press gun which you know if you have
a suppressed pistol that long you're gonna find it in their pants and they already searched them
right so yeah it was a while what happened from that like was there a follow-up did that guy get If you have a stress pistol that long, you're going to find it in their pants. They already searched them.
It was the wildest shit ever. What happened from that? Was there a follow-up?
Did that guy get fired?
The tree was arrested, too.
They arrested the squirrel.
The squirrel got shot.
The squirrel is f***ed up.
The squirrel, the tree.
Trees and handcrafts are dragging it down the road
the tree got swatted
you're going away for life buddy
the AI generated pictures
that someone made
it was like the squirrel with the acorns
it's just like standing at the top of the tree
we're going to ruin their whole day
that is insane
that's going to happen to you. Don't worry.
Anytime I get pulled over, I'll be like, listen.
First of all, be on the lookout for the acorns.
That was a really fast hand move.
I wouldn't do that, bro.
Oh, yeah, true.
You're like, listen.
Bro, thank God for the defund the police movement, you know?
Yeah, they really help training.
They really help training.
Defund the squirrels. It was like the rick and morty don't fuck with the squirrels morty
morty morty
i wonder like how much of a payout that guy got from getting shot at like oh he's getting
fucking paid oh for sure that was probably a great thing that happen. He's probably happy. He's probably like,
I fucking love acorns, dude.
You're like a golden statue of an
acorn in his yard.
Dude, he's probably getting a couple million at the least.
Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'd be like, I have
such bad PTSD.
Can't you ever look at an acorn
tree again?
You dancing, huh? such bad ptsd ever look at an acorn tree again i can see the the chief of the department sitting at home when he saw that and he's like those are one of those calls it's any uh oh that's wild yeah you dude there's a lot of those
stories yeah you have really dope ones and unfortunately it's
like a police officer says 80 children one acorn erases that fucking dude instantly yep exactly it
erases all the goodwill that people have against police officers but cool unicorn we don't care
about that that though that that is media attention to a new degree she's like ah yes
get into it by the way i mentioned
this on the last podcast if you have any chance to bully a journalist just fucking bully a journalist
they're not real people they suck yeah it's all for clicks like modern day journalism is clicks
we've been all it is we've got to watch it firsthand since uh brandon one of the other
hosts he's now in the runoffs for
congress we're gonna have a congressman as a host on this fucking podcast which is really weird
that's wild yeah oh trust us we know but we get to see what uh how the media just like
alters everything brandon hates veterans he hates veterans on the podcast with all the veterans yeah yeah yeah they'll just clip literal like two second segments and be like this is what
brandon stands for and you're like it is absolutely ridiculous to watch how they just
manipulate everything you're like this is disgusting yeah this is why we don't do politics
period yeah they take the the three second clip from something what was the one
other day where brandon loves california yeah yeah he's like i love california and they clip that and
they put it in the news that's it and his opponent was like i love california and what he was saying
he was like yeah i would love california if all the people didn't live there that was and they
removed that part of it and they're like brandon loves california do you the people didn't live there that was and they removed that part of it
and they're like brandon loves california do you want to vote for brandon herrera and you're like
what you didn't just like three more seconds shows the entire segment of what he was talking
right people believe that shit too oh unfortunately that's all it takes. But as Brandon says, doesn't look good in a mailer.
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gaming oh yeah console boy yeah yeah yeah xbox usually okay xbox yeah xbox or playstation i had
a 360 at one point.
I've been more PC than anything.
Okay, your entire life.
My main thing was Xbox,
but I have everything now just in case I need it.
Of course.
What was your Xbox name?
I was like, I know where this is.
What do you think?
Dr. Super N-word.
Let's go with that.
That was it.
I think it was like, it was Easy Snowman for like the longest time, right?
I think, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's what it was, yeah.
You're just like, this is my name.
Easy Snowman, yeah. I don't know. I was fucking eight years old when I made it. God, how old are you? think yeah i'm pretty sure that's what it was yeah it's just like this is my name easy snowman yeah
i don't know i was fucking eight years old when i made it god how old are you uh 26 god yeah i'm
just babies yeah man i don't even what's your user like your xbox name do you remember that
like my very very first one yeah or second i don't fucking i know at one point it was like inferno
and then i had one that was like so proud of that one when you typed it out so i don't fucking I know at one point it was like Inferno and then I had one that was like so proud
of that one when you typed it out so I don't know I had like different ones over the over the years
or whatever like one time it was just Dallas like Dallas with numbers behind it um I do have a funny
story about that though I like when MW3 came out there was a sniper in the game called the L96
and I was like that snipers fucking badass
And I was like I wonder if that gamer tag has been taken yet
And I was like looking on the Xbox or whatever like sending a friend request
And I typed it in and some guy had got it and I was like I'm gonna ask him if I can buy it
And he like messaged me back and was like yeah
If you like if you give me like a $15 Xbox card or something, I'll buy it. And I was like,
okay, cool. And, uh, I had no money at the time. I was just a fucking kid and I was using my dad's
credit card on the Xbox. And my dad was like, yeah, you can get $15 and get it or whatever.
He didn't really understand. He, you know, he didn't know. And, um, so I gave him the $15 and
he gave me the login details and I was like, okay,
I didn't get scammed.
Like,
fuck yeah.
So I logged into the account and he was like,
just promise.
Like if you're going to use the name,
like put some membership on it,
like don't just buy it and not use it.
And I was like,
yeah,
of course.
And,
um,
that's what the guy who had it said to me.
So treat this name with respect.
Yeah.
So dumb.
Eight year old.
You know,
I will honor this.
I will honor this. i will honor this this man
is honorable yeah and i logged into it and i was like i asked my dad i'm like i want to get like
the xbox live membership on it which was like a year which was like 60 bucks he was like all
right you can do it and i put it in or whatever and i played on it for like one match then i got
a notification that was like login details have have changed. And it kicked me off. I was like, fuck, like, what the fuck, man? That sucks. And I didn't think anything else of it.
I was like, I got scammed. That sucks. I'm not going to tell my dad what happened.
I'm not going to tell him. Well, like a month goes by, he comes in my room. He's like, son,
can you explain this to me? And on his statement, I can't remember how much he got charged like five thousand dollars or some shit
i don't remember how much money it was but it was a lot of fucking money and this dude used it to
play like pac-man it was like i i think he was like doing the xbox arcade and just he kept paying
to play like pac-man just quarters yes like, dude, you could have bought the whole fucking arcade machine.
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Like, Cody, this is ringing too close.
You had a similar thing happen to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might have been the same guy. He's upstairs now. This is ringing too close. You had a similar thing happen to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might have been the same guy.
He's upstairs now.
My son.
John, can you hear me?
Okay, okay.
We're good.
Sorry, he's embarrassed about this whole story.
He was staying with my parents for a little bit.
And you're familiar with Roblox, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm looking at my PayPal account one day and I'm like, $20, $30, $20, $30.
I'm like, what the fuck is coming out of here?
Because all my Patreon money goes into my PayPal account.
I wasn't paying much attention to it.
And one day there was a $500 charge.
I'm like, what the fuck is this? all it was all coming out of roblox it turned out it turned i know what parents are sitting over here listening
because he he was staying with them at the time and it's like oh shit we added it all up it's like
five thousand dollars in roblox i'm like holy i mean he was
younger he's much younger than he was now and he my credit card had been left on his on his
roblox account right because i bought him like one thing one time for twenty dollars
and uh i call mom because because my son is sitting there at the time and i'm like hey
what's going on with roblox and he's just like oh shit oh shit i got caught he had been
siphoning he had been buying roblox he didn't know he was doing anything malicious he was just like
roblox is fun but he had ended up taking like five thousand oh my god so it was actually him
he wasn't it wasn't like no no no he didn't realize he didn't realize what he was doing
at the time he was just like i like this thing in roblox i like this thing in roblox. I like this thing in Roblox. And in the end, I was like,
oh, that's like five grand. I feel like
they set it up that way. They wanted that to happen.
Oh, yeah. They're doing it.
They know what they're doing.
He had all those Roblox
hosts. He had the vehicles,
the skins.
Everything in the game.
They're getting the highlight.
Top 1% of all Roblox players my boy is one he's like the leader of like a group or
something elon musk of roblox
my boy's in the roblox ocean with an aircraft carrier
that is awesome never tell you about we've never talked about this my online name
no okay so when i was younger shithead skateboarder 15 16 years old we had this
dude that used to hang around us who was a really good skateboarder and he would he would call
everyone straw boss i'm like oh straw boss is kind of cool he calls me straw boss all the time so my
world of warcraft name account got banned because i boted, but it was Straw Boss.
First off, botting's okay. We have jobs.
He didn't at the time. I didn't at the time.
I was 15 years old.
It turns out Straw Boss is what slaves
used to call their owners.
I was like, oh, shit.
Probably shouldn't have this name anymore.
Wow.
I like how you're just like, in a sense,
this is what I was called that's a cool
name call me super inmate
oh my god wow i don't even know straw boss what's that term for that yeah i mean yeah
see we all all of them thought that was a dope assass name. I had that Blizzard name for 16 years before I figured out that's what it meant.
Delete, delete, delete.
I still have it.
It's okay.
Now, when you did, so, Cody, you're mainly first-person shooters.
And then growing up, was it pretty much the same thing?
Yeah, yeah.
I played competitive CSGO, like a lot of first-person shooters.
I was really good there for a while.
You're still pretty fucking good at first-person shooters.
Yeah.
I grew up on them, dude.
Dude, they're the best.
I didn't until later I got into first-person shooters.
Same?
Yeah.
You're a first-person shooter.
And then you do, what do you do now?
Or is it still your favorite genre?
I play like a little bit of everything now.
Because I grew up with Nintendo and shit.
And Mario was my favorite game growing up.
And I would just play all the Nintendo shit.
And my first Call of Duty was fucking COD 4 Reflex Edition on the Wii.
I remember that. which was dog shit. You had to like put the Wii remote, but it was free online. You could play with other, like play like COD multiplayer for
free on the Wii, but the, the UI and everything, if you watched a video of it now, you'd be like,
holy shit. Like it looks like some Japanese like rip-off arcade machine but like you would put
the Wii remote into like the uh I think it was called the blaster he'd stick it in there and
stick the nunchuck on the back so it'd be like you're holding a gun or whatever and it had a
trigger on it and everything and you had to point at the screen like where you wanted to shoot how'd
you move with a nunchuck you would like oh there's a worse fucking design yeah you'd hold it like a
gun or whatever and use the nunchuck to move around and aim with the we were the graphics were like horrible i mean
it was so bad like the first game ever made like it was bad it was really bad that was my first cod
and then after that you're like okay well then trash ethan had you had the xbox right out of
the playstation xbox yeah and i was like oh God, this is like a million times better than the shit on the Wii.
It's a world different than from what you were doing.
Oh yeah, a hundred times better.
Wii was trash.
It was like 720p when it came out, I think, and locked at that.
And then it was like 30 frames per second,
and graphics were, as you were saying, absolute garbage.
Yeah.
It was made for like bowling and shit.
It's not made for fucking playing cod you know
yeah it was like it's not i think the the resolution was like 480p and i don't even
think it got 30 frames at most times it was like yeah like a grenade would blow up or whatever and
just like just so fucking bad and then i got an xbox and i was like oh my god this is insane
this is what i'm gonna do from here on out exactly
pretty much and then that's what you how is it going into like first versus shooter still your
thing yeah what now or back in the day like rpgs like yeah i mean definitely like cod i mean i i
had the xbox but uh you he got live by xbox live before i did i just played like solo campaign you
know i'm like i don't know
what i'm doing just having fun but i went to his house and he had xbox live i'm like this is what
are these words these kids are saying oh yeah wow it was bad what's my mother i'm like are these
real people you know what i mean like this is crazy i learned a lot of things on the Xbox. Learned a lot of words on the Xbox.
Yeah.
That's where I first played stuff like that was going to his house.
He had Xbox Live, and I'm like, I need this.
So that's what I pretty much did after that.
I just played COD.
It was my favorite game, COD and GTA.
There you go.
And now what are you playing now?
Anything, really. I'm on the pc now
but i'm not good like i don't i never grew up doing this you know that is hard like yeah oh
yeah the switch is hard the switch from controller to keyboard mouse yeah brandon when we had brandon
over for my birthday party oh yeah best birthday ever yeah that was years ago years ago and now
brandon loves pc gaming but yeah we had we had Brandon over for his birthday party,
and he was like, I don't know how to do anything.
We would say, like, jump over that.
And I was like, hit space.
He'd go like.
That was me for a long time.
Oh, right here.
If I play COD now, I still use a controller.
I don't care.
He makes fun of me.
I do make fun of him.
I don't give a shit, dude. I cannot sit here and do this. I mean, I could do it,, I still use a controller. I don't care. He makes fun of me. I do make fun of him. I don't give a shit, dude.
I cannot sit here and do this.
I mean, I could do it, but I wouldn't be good.
You know?
I grew up on the controller.
That's what I know.
There was a guy that you played with that used a rollerball, right?
Oh, yep.
I had a couple of friends that would roller.
You ever seen the mouse with the rollerball?
Yeah.
Fucking monster.
Rollerbar mouse is, you know know this is how you move your mouse
instead the track or the ball is it's on the top yeah old not an old mouse yeah yeah an old mouse
was late uh they weren't laser there was a ball that would move movement and then one of those
mice was on the side so you use your thumb to move where the arrow or how you aimed was
well yeah you want fucking weird you just gotta do this like this
it's like mounted sideways it's fucking god i hate that but like you said the guy you played
with was an absolute monster with it it is uh what is this called rollerball mouse? Rollerball mouse?
I think.
Dude, I hate looking at them.
Oh, I forgot they have ones with the fucking middle fingers too.
Oh, God.
Instead of the boiled egg being on the bottom, it was on the top.
It looks like something that an obese school teacher would use. Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's hideous.
Wow.
No, that makes a lot of sense, actually.
You know what I mean? Every time I see one of those I'm like that's for like fat teachers
I don't know why like my brain
that's just what I'm like
this is too much work
that's just where my brain goes when I see it I don't know why
oh that's a lot of
there we go
you just made some weird connection in your brain
like doesn't it make sense though I don't know maybe i had a fat teacher that used one of those
they're like that diet coke literally watching my calorie intake
they're sitting on the uh the medicine ball oh no never i'll never use a medicine we did have
a teacher that had a medicine ball as her chair.
You guys are, God, you guys are.
That's what I love.
It's when you're hanging out with like the, I mean, your first consoles were what?
First console ever.
Honestly, I think it was like the PlayStation 1.
Like someone gave it to me.
D-set?
D-set?
Yeah.
Nintendo 64.
This is crazy to me.
Like I know my story of what was yours nes just the
original nintendo that's badass yeah thanks my hard bro that's fucking hard i remember my nintendo
getting my nintendo 64 on christmas and fucking being heartbroken because my dad didn't get the
cable coax cable so i couldn't play it oh i had everything it's just like I open I was like cool open I was like ah was it the one that came with Mario yeah yeah dude
I was in heaven and then I couldn't play I was staring at it sitting there like
well that thing's fun yeah no stores are open today I think that's what happened
to me whenever I got my first PC like my dad bought me my first gaming PC and I
can't remember what was missing but there was
like one part that was missing and i had baseball practice the next day like after christmas and i
was like i'm not going to baseball practice like i don't care i'm going to get that part and play
in this computer i had everything it might have been like the power quarter i don't know what it
was but yeah i have a similar story to that the parent it's hard dude when i've had to put my
kids shit you probably don't like the when i've had to put my kids shit
i don't you probably don't like the same when you have to put your kids shit together for like
christmas i'm like man i fucking tip my hat to my parents because right now i'm like whoa okay
oculus i gotta make my kid a fucking facebook account fuck download this game i think i don't
know yeah well that was back when we didn't have the internet where you have to yeah exactly make a
facebook account just to play a game on your new system you have to download it beforehand
yeah i just i i miss just you know blowing the cartridges sticking it in just having fun
you guys don't know that time frame no you kind of yeah
you had to do that with the 64 you had to blow in it and stick it in there and everything good
old golden eye dude oh golden eye and perfect dark sitting around with your friends just playing
those oh yeah oh it's so fun that's how what was your favorite playstation game this is a nerdy
episode well there's a few episodes where you just nerd the fuck out on and everyone's like yes yes
yes um no i played like madden and stuff growing up. I was kind of, you know what I mean?
You did sports games?
Madden 2001.
What was the Nintendo 64 game?
The football game.
With the power slams and shit?
Yeah.
Where you could jump.
The Hail Marys.
What was it?
The Nintendo 64 game?
I know what you're talking about.
NFL Blitz.
Blitz. Was that it? Yeah, yeah. I don't what you're talking about. NFL Blitz. Blitz.
Was that it?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I ever played that one.
Bro, bro.
It's like WWF, but fucking football.
Yeah.
Maybe I did.
I don't know.
I was just a Mario nerd.
That was my shit.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know why, but that was the one game I was like, holy shit.
This is amazing.
Have you watched the Marioio 64 um blindfold runs
yes cody if you want to see dude people can speed run now and it's under two it's like an hour and
30 minutes or no it's like 20 minutes it's 20 minutes or something ridiculous they will be
all of mario 64 blindfolded now and under 20 minutes. They hit all the corners, like
jumped here and there.
And it's all sound based. They just sit there and like...
Yeah, it's all muscle memory.
I watched the Summoning Salt video
about that. My boy likes Summoning Salt.
I love Summoning Salt. That's my boy.
I don't know what that man
looks like. No, I don't either.
But if he wants to come on Unsub,
we will black out your face
whatever you want the research he does for it's like how do you even find like that footage like
these old twitch speedruns from like the early 2000s or whatever it's like where the like how
are you getting those where the fuck are those at this dude uh you've watched a little summoning
i think i've sent him to you he's the one that breaks down like speed running to a science.
So he goes from the first clips of it.
He's like,
Hey,
the first speed runner was done in 2005.
This is the first actual video of it.
Or he's like,
Hey,
there's no data.
This is the user that did it.
And then here's the progression up until this day.
It's like the evolution of the speed running of all of it.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And it,
every,
he only does it like once a month,
once every two months is a release.
And they are an hour, hour and a half long.
It is the only time I just click.
It's so good.
Yeah.
Just locked in on it.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, really?
Oh, my God.
I didn't even think that was possible.
Who's your guys' favorite YouTubers?
Like a channel that you don't miss.
I really like this dude named Greg Blanchard.
He does kayak fishing videos, like bass fishing videos.
I did not expect that.
Which is like, yeah.
I watch a lot of his stuff.
I don't watch it.
What's his name? Gregreg blanchard i think that
dude definitely fishes oh yeah that's his that's funny we can connect on that because like one of
my favorite youtubers i never miss is called outdoor chef life and he just catches fish and
he cooks them out there he used to be a sushi chef and i love watching his videos yeah those
kind of videos are so sick because it want to do that, but I know
it would be so ass to go out on a kayak
on a lake.
It looks so much more fun than it actually is.
I'll do it in VR.
It's not hot.
There's no bugs.
I'm not getting sunburned.
Laying in bed.
I'm living the fucking best life right now.
It's like when I go out and don't catch anything, it's like, fuck, I'm just going to watch people catch stuff.
Because I suck.
Nick Fisher.
What about you?
Who do you never miss?
Like, there's got to be some YouTuber out there.
I don't know.
It changes a lot for me.
I'm random.
I watch like Outdoor Boys right now.
Like, everyone's watching that, I think. I don't know who that is i don't either he just i think he like blew up a lot
recently but um just like a guy that goes in camps like in the snow in alaska like just digs like a
six foot hole and like has like his four-year-old out there with him and it's just oh wait i don't
know that one then it's pretty cool i would be surprised if y'all hadn't seen his like clips or
something because he's like mega viral i probably saw him like eight months ago and i
think he i could be so wrong but i think he had like like a million subs and now he's at like eight
like he's like tiktok really like blew him up dude yeah some of those dudes like okay i will go on
like the outdoors channel this is like i survived a negative 800 degrees with no flame and you're
like i gotta click on that video because that's mars or something click it and the dude walking
out there it's like a 10 minute journey silence building it out it's like this is how you build
an igloo you gotta do this yeah and you're just like it's the natural male urge to want to build
an igloo in the forest i want to build a log cabin. He'll do that, too.
He'll dig, like, the snow in Alaska will be, like, 10 feet, and he'll, like, dig stairs down and then make, like, a cave and sleep in there.
It's insane.
It explains how it's, like, why the fire.
Like, I didn't even realize igloos, you have a, well, first off, I didn't know Eskimo was a bad word anymore.
Apparently, that's in trouble. Did you know that? No off i didn't know eskimo was a bad word anymore apparently that's
not that's in trouble did you know that no i didn't know that really yeah that's apparently
a very bad word now we were talking about on the drive i was like what that what that's crazy yeah
um but for five yeah i know right i said that the other day me and leon were joking that i was like
leon's like yeah apparently it's a very bad
word and i was like our eskimo is like still a thing i think so the inuit people okay i was
gonna call them snow now that might be a little like i was not expecting that one holy shit well
now it's offensive
this is a lot to keep up with.
I need to write something about that.
Wasn't that your first camera tag?
No, it was not.
Not easy snowman.
I don't like the snow.
You know what they call people from Canada?
Frostbacks.
Really?
I love that.
Frostback.
You're going to save the day.
Here's your pass.
I feel like I'm back on Xbox.
This is taking me back.
You're in an Xbox lobby.
Yeah, literally.
I'm learning so many new words right now.
I'm sorry, Gavin.
Gavin's going to have cut so much of that.
These black boxes over the mouth. I'm sorry, Gavin. Gavin's going to have cut so much of that. I was like, fuck.
These black boxes over the mouth.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, fucking.
So igloos, you have to do a fire, I think, in the lower part,
and you sleep at the upper part.
There's, like, levels to igloos if it's done right.
How does the fucking heat from the fire not melt the whole goddamn thing?
There's science to that, too.
It makes it
into i don't know it solidifies it somehow that's why i watch it i'm telling you it's
fucking interesting it's kind of crazy i always think i'm like now i know i we don't
i know i'll say that i'm like i'm just you know making sure i know these things in case i need
them it's like yeah right yeah so you probably couldn't do it yeah no okay my favorite part of of talking about that i love like hearing that that's what
you guys watch late at night because we do all like edgy content we do all this stuff but at
night you sit down and you just want to watch men build cabins and igloos it's like yeah this is fucking good dude is it oh my like um who is it um
uh the dude that's going from primitive technology oh yeah yep i might know that one you better
know that guy i've seen his stuff but he's the guy that doesn't talk he has millions and millions
is he the dude that does like the underground like a spa or whatever no this dude is water from a like bamboo he's
some shit probably he is going from the primitive world of mud to now he's at steel and he's showing
the documentation he's building it out in the uh his like property and he doesn't do any cheats
and he calls people out his entire videos is like 30 minutes to an hour he does not use any kind of
tech other than what is given during that
time frame shows all of it without saying a word which is the most amazing thing it's like
no voicing i was like this dude did it right it's in his shorts no shirt and he's just like
like sawing away at shit yeah and that
and you watched the entire time like fuck that's how it feels like a stick in the because his first
video that blew up he built he built a whole like little house and he had a stick and he's just like
with a stick digging the ground out and it's a kind of a time lapse type thing and he just went
to town and everyone was so enthralled by that, just like, oh, this is good content.
That's exactly what I was saying.
It's the male urge to just build something in the forest without any tools.
I always thought, too, late at night watching stuff like that,
I'm watching someone work their ass off.
I'm like, I'm getting kind of tired.
It helps me go to sleep.
You know what I mean?
This guy's like fucking sawing away at a log for an hour. I'm like, oh, ready for bed. You know what I mean? This guy's like fucking sawing away at a log for an hour.
I'm like, oh, ready for bed.
You know what I mean?
Woo, I am winded.
You're working out for me, buddy.
Also, Outdoor Boys eats such good food.
He makes his own bread.
He's like, I made this yesterday.
And he brings it out.
He'll get a stone or whatever and make a fucking oven with stones and stuff.
And make homemade bread. cook a steak on it.
He did that out in the wilderness.
I had ramen today and a grilled cheese.
He's eating a ribeye or curry.
He lived in Japan for a little while,
so he has all these crazy different foods that he eats in the middle of nowhere.
It's pretty cool.
It is cool.
When technology fails, I'm dying really quickly. and like the middle of nowhere it's pretty cool i don't know like it is cool do every when technology
fails i'm dying really quickly i'm gonna take everyone else's stuff was like i didn't train i
i'm really good with shooting and guns though so i'm gonna inquire
while you guys are building the cabin i'll like keep guard i'll take the cabin you built this is my cabin now it's like my fucking asshole
neighbor that calls the police on me
for having my car in front of my house
it's like nah
your food is my food
man I got a new house this is crazy
this is so crazy
dude yeah primitive technology
he's now into iron or and which is he was showing
how to do that last process which is if you watch his videos crazy because he builds like okay you
pack all this mud you make it in this tube and then you put charcoal or you make charcoal and
then you put charcoal and something else in there and then you have to do high bro he goes into he's
like this is how you make this this is now you make a iron
axe to cut down stuff easier this is how you they make water to generate power or power at that time
he's going he wants to uh go all the way up i think into like the electric age or steel age
i want to say it's the steel age so he's been progressing through everything to that and right
now i want to say he's at iron
it's so did he like start with nothing he's just making like all his own tools and everything i'm
gonna have to check him out dude yeah i i want to say he actually started with nothing primitive
technology it's like rust in real life he's 11 million subs homeboys doing 76 videos that's it wow wow 76 videos and he's at 11 million subs
permanent his first video waddle and dob hut then thatch dome hut fire sticks those are the ones
stone acts yeah and then like there's no talking it's these old ones are four minutes and then
youtube algorithm is like wait i make way more money if I do this.
And now it's way blower, iron, smelt, and forging equipment.
That's insane.
That's wild.
I remember his first video.
It went viral as fuck.
Dude, all his videos, like, what is it?
Like, popular.
89 million views.
Yeah.
Come out.
Not bad.
Come out.
Be on the podcast.
That'd be really cool cool you don't even have
to talk just build something we'll talk the entire time
makes a shelter just sawing away at the table we don't even care this is fucking dope
dude that's that's what's really cool about a lot of those channels because you have
speed running channels you have like those channels because you have speed running channels.
You have like the primitive channels.
You have also outdoor channels, which tip my hat to.
Yeah, for sure.
Especially the wilderness ones where they go out or the survival ones was like, I'm out in a car.
I've parked out in the middle of nowhere.
Now I have to survive for seven days and walk myself in.
You watch those ones?
No, no, I haven't seen those yet.
It's not better girls. Who's the other one that used to do that back in the day not sure not sure there's another
dude that used to be on tv oh you're talking about like bear grills or fucking less stroud
less stroud now he has a youtube channel yeah yeah yeah he has a youtube channel now oh does
he really yeah he's now he does i used to watch him a lot. He's on Survivor Man, right?
Yeah, he was.
The Survivor Man.
He was.
He was basically doing that before it was on YouTube.
He's just like Discovery Channel or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they pay him and he would go out and set up the cameras to walk by and then walk, get it, walk it.
I'm like, oh, that would suck, bro.
That is the worst job in the world.
Cody, have you not seen his stuff? No, I remember i remember he plays back in the day dude it's like out there by
himself a lot of that was so set up too man you remember the the the bear girls video
where he's like i'm out here surviving and they turn the camera around and there's a highway
right behind him i heard he i don't know they've i've heard all kind of different things about him which he he was sas yeah so like he can obviously survive but for
reality television eli you know about about that a little bit a little bit of fake a lot fake they
literally everything is fake if it says reality tv they will fake the shit out of it having a tv show when we would restore stuff
they're like okay we'd buy a vehicle brand new then we'd take it apart put and i shit you not
to make it look rusty worn and everything it's just putting chocolate and cinnamon on it and
it looks like a rusted piece of shit and then it's like me like oh god get that rust out
and then like just a quick time last time it's like being sparkling
you know i'm like look what i did what did you do that for uh history channel me and rocco vincent
uh vincent had our own tv show called um brothers in arms so we had like a season or two seasons
technically it was a gun show then it turned into a military restoration show it was dude we had a tank that
we restored like it was it was a brand new tank dude it was a nice tank they just ordered it like
throw some cinnamon on that thing and then they're like okay we got to make it look bad
so we just took the tracks off then put just like cans and stuff and leaves inside it's like oh man man it's
like oh that's all fake you shit okay got it the fucking 70 year old guy on
the side who brought the tank so uh then well the what's it less yeah less stroud less stroud if you watch his stuff he
was the only one that did not have his tv show reality nothing he didn't have any crew with him
does he drink his own piss too no he would not
do that i don't think he did that no i don't know i mean i have no idea i think the only one i've
seen of him was when he had to survive in a car and he had like one little candle for heat was
that him that did that yep and it's it's something he's like one little candle will like heat up just enough to warm you.
Well, not a bunch, but help.
Wow.
There's only like two situations which he had to call in and get aid.
He's like, hey, I'm not any.
He documented that, too, on the TV.
He's like, yeah, this ain't happening.
Stranded on a boat in the ocean.
He's like, fuck this.
Like day four.
He's like, yeah, I'm going to die.
Hey, sup?
It's your boy calling the helicopters
i need help sheesh yeah that stuff there's another one that i watched like i watch a lot of golf
youtube as well i'm like really into that you are all over i know i really am wait for this i got
one for you i watch this one dude every now and then who stays and like i watched like he did a
video he's he's spent the night in a roundabout like
the roundabout has like bushes in the middle and he like camped there oh fucking um oh i can't
think of you know who i'm talking about yeah i know exactly because uh no no no no no yeah yeah
but he stays in roundabouts and he'll go to like uh police departments and stay beside them in the
woods and shit or like exactly you're talking about an exit oh what is his name his his wife just died of cancer last year so really so yeah
so he stopped making content for a while i cannot say is it is it uh yeah steve it's um camping with
steve is that it yeah camping with steve i just i think that might be it but yeah he's like i'm on
off an exit on the interstate like And there's just cars going by.
And he's like, put camo up and just sleep in there.
You know what I mean?
So random.
I don't know why I watched that.
He's such a good dude, too, man.
He's the most wholesome person.
Wait, so his entire thing, he's only just sleeping around about?
Or no, random places like that.
That is why I always say people are like, well, I don't know what to do on YouTube.
So bro just is like, you know what?
I got a video idea.
If he told me that, any of my friends was like,
I want to stay overnight in a roundabout.
Like, it's fucking trash.
Yeah.
Millions of views later, I'd be like.
It has a ton, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like I'm staying on Exit 4 right now.
Yeah, Steve Wallace. Hey, right. Slipping off of Exit 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I'm staying on exit four right now. Yeah, Steve Wallace.
Here I am.
Slipping off of exit four.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's Steve Wallace, though.
Yeah, he'll go to abandoned houses.
He'll go to roundabouts.
He'll camp in the most craziest places.
Tent inside tent winter camping.
11 million views.
Holy shit.
No, he kills it.
But like I said, he had to quit for a while.
His wife died of cancer
and i didn't know i haven't been watching him long i didn't know that no he's a good dude man
condolences to you buddy yeah dude you're crushing it also stealth camping in storm dream awesome
yeah
trying to the thumbnail with the roundabout too is like it's just a picture of the roundabout he's
like camping in a roundabout i just slept in that it's just a picture of the roundabout. He's like camping in a roundabout.
He just slept in that.
It's just like bushes in the middle of the road.
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That's badass. I also watch this dude named Simple Flips.
He does modded Mario 64 videos.
I don't really watch, I guess like what people would expect me to watch
because i guess people think i don't know if it's the same for y'all but i feel like people assume
that you're gonna watch like what you do kind of in a way or like a similar like people think i
like podcast a good example is i don't watch podcasts i i don't watch my own podcast i don't
watch our pocket like i just have never watched an episode.
Have you,
I have never watched the full episode of our podcast.
I've watched clips or segments when it's sent for like edited revisions.
What do you think of this one part?
We're busy.
Like I don't have two hours to be like,
but unless,
unless I'm on a road trip,
if I'm on a road trip or something,
I will watch a podcast.
I'll watch our podcast and everything.
I, for our podcast. So I always read the comments because that's what i care for you guys
are so fucking positive and we love the support and everything that you guys give us that's the
only boo we ever got during the live show i was like i don't watch the i don't watch our podcast
like whoa fuck you guys.
I was like, what the fuck?
I appreciate each and every one of you.
I was there when it happened.
You don't support yourself?
That's how I was like, you know how fucking narcissistic I feel watching myself on camera?
I hate it. I fucking despise
watching myself. I'm like, cool.
I'm going to watch myself talk again.
Eli, you're so funny.
No. Never in a million years am I going to watch myself talk again. Yeah. Eli, you're so funny. No.
In never a million years am I going to do that.
I feel the same way.
Yeah, you guys are like that too, right?
You hate watching yourself.
You hate hearing your own voice.
Yeah, I mean, I try to watch a good majority of my stuff
for like editing reasons or whatever, but yeah, it fucking sucks.
Dude, it's fucking boring.
I feel like it's kind of hard to watch it back over
because it's like you know what's going to happen so it's like you know i'd fucking just film this
you know unless we were like hammered for a reaction video it's like that's when it's actually
fun yeah like blackout and then going back and watching it that's sometimes i'm watching it i'm
like i don't remember that but that's funny i don't remember saying that that's every episode
of unsub first i don't even remember that that's every episode of unsub i don't even
remember saying that right yeah and the beautiful audience they're like do you remember this time
i'm like i get that a lot too like i play shows with my band or whatever and i'll have people
come and ask me like youtube questions they're like dude when you said that it was so funny i'm
like did i say that it's like i don't i have no idea what you're talking about. I do not remember at all.
What's your band name?
Slack jaw.
Slack jaw.
That's it.
It's a metal band.
Yes,
sir.
Hell yeah.
Usually another word that follows it.
It follows what?
Slack jaw.
What is that?
Yeah,
we can't say it.
You've never on,
um,
full metal jacket.
I've seen full metal jacket.
I don't remember that.
You slack jaw.
Believe that. That was the first name
that I had. That was the full title.
We had to shorten it.
It's just blurred out.
Slagged y'all with a black bar.
That's awesome.
You're like, what did i sign that
you're like i thought we went hard these guys are way worse you guys are posting this
that's why the live shows didn't go live
we had whole bits we're like none of this can get posted. Audience loved it.
I fucking love Kill Tony.
I don't know if you know.
Oh, yeah, that is another one I watch. If I can say who's Tony Hinchcliffe.
Can I say that?
Yeah, of course.
Dude, Kill Tony.
I don't know if you watch that.
Dude, that, oh, my God, is fucking genius.
It's so funny.
I watch it every week.
Every episode, I'm like, Monday night, Kill Tony.
I'm watching that shit.
Remember Chris and them were hanging out the day before and that's what they were trying to get.
Put all that together for us.
Remember we played our venue in Austin.
That's where Kill Tony started out at.
The Vulcan.
We played the Vulcan.
It was good.
It was good. We loved it.
We loved every minute of it. It was just so weird being in front of people. You're We loved it. We loved every minute of it.
It was just so weird being in front of people.
You're used to it.
You're playing with Slackjaw.
You're doing your thing.
It was so weird being in front of a couple hundred people, man.
Have you done live shows yet?
No.
No, I mean, I've been to the –
Ethan just gets drunk at my band shows and will come up on stage.
That's different.
He's like, yeah, buddy, that sounds good. But that's a lot different than trying to sit down and have a conversation or like
you know whatever you're doing like that's give it up for slapdoll
i'm just up there like screaming shit and throwing things and like
you brought me up to sing a song one time i don't even do
it's just you're the brain that gets drunk you'll do anything yeah i'm there for support moral
support i'll carry the fucking drumsticks whatever i don't care i'm just there you know what i mean
like having a good time what's the biggest show you played so far um i would want to say maybe
atlanta at the masquerade in Atlanta, maybe.
How big was it?
I think there was maybe like 250, 300 people.
It's pretty intimidating, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Again, Cody speaks to millions of people.
We speak to hundreds of thousands of millions of people.
You guys, also in the same boat.
Completely different when it is just a separate camera.
So I can walk out on stage and you're like,
yeah,
it's like,
holy shit.
They're all right there.
Yeah.
I can sit in my office and speak to like,
my videos average like 1.5 million viewers or something like that.
But being in front of like 500 people blew my fucking mind.
And there were some points where I was like,
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say. I don't know to say i don't know what to do thankfully wild it was a wild thing all covered
down for each other i was an asshole once on the first show yeah you by the way our audience is
very dude we have the most amazing all y'all are just beautiful we the just such a fucking
community so we're 40 minutes into the
show at that point i think and i made a joke i was like oh yeah what i was gonna say before the
show started it would have been hilarious i was like okay every time cody says anything
you all deafen him out with cheers yeah cody leans in to talk yeah I don't know
we were
we were having good conversations
I like that
we were having good conversations
I would lean in and be like
alright this thing
20 minutes he could not talk
that's awesome
he just sat there and just left
dude I just went
me and Nick are looking at each just dying i'm like holy shit like all right i'm going to the bar
it's just gotten up and went to the bar
dude it was so supportive as like if you've never experienced like we're super excited again
we've talked about it before. It is terrifying at first.
Your first live shows.
Absolutely.
You're like, Oh yeah, I'm going to bomb and everyone's going to make fun of me.
Oh yeah.
Everyone felt that other than rich anger costs was just ecstatic.
He was like, showed his ass.
He, he started with flashing the entire, I mean, that's a good way to go.
I mean, yeah, he was wearing his kilt and he just stood up on a chair and was like,
crowd was wild.
We opened up with a good joke.
Words Cody can't say.
He read that list out loud on YouTube.
Audience went wild.
We're like, okay, we're in the right community.
And then just an hour and a half went by.
Like it was that first five minutes. We're like easing it in. And then it just hour and a half. by like it was that first five minutes for like
easing it in and then it just hour and a half we're like oh we have to end it by by uh
the fourth live show we had meat canyon and um rich as the guests everyone was covering down on
their spots just knowing their jokes everyone's having a blast the audience now we're we have our audience
participation bits we did three on each show after we learned from the first one rich rich
just angry cops rich just roasting the audience the entire time bro did not he would just fucking
go out in the crowd make it did not matter who you are he is making fun of you i like that though
we signed a baby you what we signed
a baby oh I saw that on Instagram
yeah I saw that Billiam right Billiam
yep young Billiam yep young
Billiam dude Billiam got signed by all of us
and we were like sacrifice
and then they
tattooed it right they got it tattooed I hope
I signed an ass I signed a dude's ass
at one of my shows
and uh here I'll pull it up didn't you sign somebody's car uh I signed a dude's ass at one of my shows.
Didn't you sign somebody's car?
I signed their tire.
No, he brought in part of his Jeep or something. I signed it.
How do you bring in part of a Jeep?
Here's my door. It comes off.
Can you sign it real quick?
Yeah, it was something like that.
I signed this dude's ass
and he was like, will you follow me down the road
to this tattoo shop? I swear to God, I signed it. I was like will you follow me down the road to this tattoo
shop and i swear to god shit i signed it i was like you're gonna get this tattooed and he's like
yeah i'm like i'm gonna make it massive
oh my god
jesus christ i was thinking like this i was was like, font 40? You're like, scale up to 300 fonts.
That is a cheek.
Yeah, and I actually got to tattoo a smiley face or something on him with it or whatever it was.
So, yeah.
That was a first.
Put that up on the screen.
We need that.
Text me that.
That's fucking amazing.
I don't know why my mind went to if it was a hairy ass.
That'd be hard to sign, you know?
Hopefully they shaved it before.
No, that was a pretty smooth ass right there.
Yeah, clean ass.
But after your first show, you nailed it. Everyone applauded.
My first show, yeah.
It was great. Was there one
that bombed?
The band has had shows
that haven't necessarily bombed
because our crowd is fucking sick. Like everyone's,
you have like a couple of weirdos here and there or whatever, but for the,
for the most part, everyone's super cool. But I mean like,
we kind of are a little critical on ourselves. Like if we fuck up,
we'll kind of be hard on ourself. But most of the time the crowd doesn't even
know. Oh, that's usually how it goes yeah but no we haven't had
anything that was like a major disaster thank god not yet at least also fucking exhausting doing
back-to-back i don't know if you did have you done that oh yeah but we flew out houston dallas was
miserable because it was like play show late show didn start until 9, and we do an hour half set.
Then the signing of everything for the VIP,
we didn't get home until like 1 or 2.
Sleep, wake up, fly to Dallas.
The next day?
Yeah.
And then show at 7 p.m. at the Granada,
which was the most dope theater to play at.
That's like how touring with a band is.
Like we went on our like first like tour,
I guess you could call it down to Florida.
And I bought an RV thinking that that would be a great idea.
It was do not ever buy a fucking RV unless you're actually going to use it.
We got a lot in common.
Cody has a nice ass RV. You got a lot in common. Cody has a
nice ass RV.
You got the, what kind is it?
It's a Winnebago Rebel.
It's kind of a van type situation, like van life.
Hashtag van life. Right.
Yeah. It has the internet.
It has Starlink. It has Starlink in there.
Power. That's fine.
That thing's sick. Yeah, that's the one that was at the
Yeah, at the range day yeah yeah
so everyone could have uh have internet while we were there so got a refrigerator yeah my wi-fi
like connected to it automatically i didn't know what i was connected to when i was there
because i had you had given it to me you hung out with yeah yeah yeah you were there last i was like
what the is this how's your wi-fi you're all over the fucking internet i was confused i was like
what the am i connected to yeah oh there's
cody's like dude i'm like we're going nowhere like what's going on does it work stuff yeah
texas is badass what uh what video games you guys are looking for are you or are you playing now
because i know hell divers too we've played a little now that next month we're excited because
we'll get a game for the first time in like months months i don't know yeah it
took me five months to beat red dead 2 i i'm not really big into red dead it's not really my thing
fuck you i mean i i've played it but i i don't know i just never beat the campaign well it took
me five months to beat the campaign he's not like is that am i am i hunting today am i
fishing am i doing the missions i like to do the modded stuff with red dead that shit is hilarious
i don't know if you've ever seen like uh we our friend smitty he'll do like modded red dead on
pc and just make like the fucking turtles massive or whatever like just do the most you can become
like an alligator and run around and shit like That's all I did the whole time.
Blow up the horses in the sky and shit.
Make people midgets and tie them up
and fling them around in the sky.
It's so funny.
I like doing that kind of stuff more than
actually playing the game.
After doing that, it's like,
do I want to go play campaign or do I want to throw a midget around?
I'd rather be a fucking deer and run around
do i want to be a cowboy shooting people now i want to be a deer yeah i'll be the bear killing
other things like a crab on the street or something yeah this is dumb as shit so fun
yeah if you guys are unfamiliar with red dead it's basically grand theft auto but in the cowboy days pretty much
and people mod it and just do the most ridiculous shit oh yeah i fucking love it i love the the
little the little miniature guys with the the actual like giant guns running around just
shooting at people have you seen that no that viral video no it's such a good game but you
i want to know what this mod is.
Bro, you remember when it first came out and they banned that dude
for beating up a woman and dragging her into the swamps
and feeding her to an alligator?
That's awesome.
It was the one that was the woman.
She was advocating for women's suffrage.
I did see that.
This dude got banned.
The dude didn't even...
There was no commentary at all he just went up punched
her tied her to a horse drug her out into the swamps and an alligator ate her and youtube came
out and banned him for that it's like no that's gameplay that's in the game yeah it was completely
vanilla gameplay no mods whatsoever and they banned banned them for that. I remember that on Reddit.
That's hilarious.
It's just gameplay.
They put it in the game.
I just agreed.
Also, we should end women's suffrage.
They're suffering too hard.
Amen.
Amen.
If you want to throw somebody, ask.
Ask if they're pro-women suffrage or against it.
Because it sounds bad, but you should be pro-women suffrage, not against it.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't.
So suffrage is pro-women suffrage means you are in the fight with them.
You want them to vote.
Yeah, you want them to vote.
But when you're anti-women suffrage, because suffrage, you're like, that's a bad word.
I don't want them to suffer.
Exactly. So you would sign a petition and you're like,
f*** that shit. And they're like, you don't want us to vote?
Piece of shit.
Alright, yeah, that makes sense.
See, you learned something today.
I told you, I need a notepad, man.
You're learning a lot of new words.
Eskimo s***
and women suffrage.
That's our new gamer tag.
Man, today's a good day.
Educational.
What games are you guys playing today?
I got Helldivers 2.
We'll probably play Helldivers 2.
Cody is huge into just anything skyrim
or cyberpunk or yeah i just want to sit down and play a fucking video game my boy hell divers is
so good we were like addicted to that yeah it's cool that we like work together now because
nothing has changed since we were like teenagers in a way because we would stay up all night
playing cod together and now we do that now.
We just get paid for it.
Very much.
Best job I ever had.
Oh, 100% for sure.
Way more dope.
Yeah, way more dope.
You're like, I get paid for this?
You went to college and wasted all that time.
I'm using half of that paycheck to fucking pay the government.
Joy.
So is it just Helld divers for you guys right now rust
yeah rust i play a lot of rocket league honestly i love rocket league i've not played rocket league
since it came out i've actually played a lot for some reason i dude i tried to play some rocket
league i could not it's fucking hard yeah it's hard as shit i played in 2000 when the year it came out is when i played uh who
was the top players back at the day like score scova or something i don't know about back in
the day i've only played for like maybe three years now yeah i played before like like 2015
maybe or something like that when it came out earlier and then the only pros were the people
that played uh that game that came right before it.
Because there was a game before Rocket League.
And then those pros automatically adapted to being able to do aerials and flying in the air.
So all the scrubs were like, what the fuck are those dudes doing up there?
There was eight pro teams.
And then there was only one pro team that dominated the entire league of Rocket League.
I was just like, Oh,
this game's a really dope though.
Like really dope.
Really competitive.
It's hard though.
Yeah.
I mean,
I just thought really fucking good.
Yeah.
It just runs into people and blows them up.
Cody,
if you want to see crazy,
like you played rocket league,
there's dudes that don't have to touch the ground the entire time.
There's teams that can just stay in the air without touching the ground.
They just carry the ball across the map and shit. Like's i don't do that i'm not that good but
like i'm bro they just balance it like they will fly up balance it bounce it off to another person
they'll fly up hook it they'll put their wheels on the ceiling which gives you another flip so you
drive up you go on the ceiling fall down flip into the ball and then land on the ball with your four
wheels and you get another flip.
I remember playing it and I was having
fun with some friends playing it and we're like
kicking this ball around. We're just having
a good time.
It was like Korean characters
jumps into the game. Their name was
little Korean characters and they're just like
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
You're just kind of like watching.
Yeah, we're like, man man I just wanted to kick the ball
into the thing and fuck
get shit on
get shit on kids
the chat is so funny
you have like quick chat
it's a random game but I love that one
see that's a good one
I'm looking forward to I'm just waiting for Metal Gear
Solid 3
the remake of that one that would be I'm going to beat, I'm just waiting for Metal Gear Solid 3. The remake of that one.
That would be, I'm going to beat the shit out of that one because I'm old and now I need to play games that I'm already used to.
So I don't have to look up tutorials or anything.
I'm like, I know this game.
Isn't the lore in that game like really weird or something?
It's like hearted.
I swear I watched like a breakdown of it one time.
Was it Dunkey's?
It might have been.
Dunkey's breakdown of it is accurate, right?
But it makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
Yeah, I remember watching that and I was like,
because I've played a little bit of Metal Gear,
but I was never super big into it.
And I watched it and I'm like, I learned nothing, I don't think.
I still don't understand what the fuck is going on.
That's why I joined the military's Metal Gear this is dumbest
thing that's why you got shot again leg he's like no this isn't fun like metal
gear i'm not healing with a ration yeah that was so metal gear solid 3 is coming out and yes the
lore is going back that's his dad and it's the lolly loo lay low and chaos i'm not even going to try to explain
metal gear and i take all the time in the world to get that one but metal gear solid was the big
playstation game ps1 that got me into it and then i just played everyone ever since i met hideo
kojima who's like one of the highlights of met the creator of that video game
oh i'm so happy pax west you are the best pass that don't play any video games i need to play
new cyberpunk witcher love that and then uh used to play warzone last year and
fucking don't dabble into that anymore it's been seven months since i streamed
i told you i met bowser
at the uh the introduction to cyberpunk coming out at uh e3 the last one of the last e3s they
had before everyone had to wear masks i was sitting next to uh was it doug bowser the the
nintendo ceo yeah you know i'm talking about oh the yes yeah when they announced cyberpunk i was sitting next to him he was in the viewing room with me and uh i never told you that no okay you're just sitting next to like the ceo
of nintendo yeah yeah which is hilarious because his name's fucking bowser yeah but um isn't that
why he got his name or bowser's name was based off of the American? Because we have Bowser and they have King Koopa?
I don't remember if I remember right.
Something like that, I think.
You're fucking Nintendo.
I should know that.
I do know originally it was King Koopa and then it changed to Bowser.
I don't know if it was because of the CEO.
I feel like it was a coincidence.
I think it was a coincidence, which is hard to believe. Hard to believe, but I think it's a coincidence but i i think it was a coincidence which is hard to believe hard to
believe but i think it's a coincidence bowser's name comes from but like what are the odds that
you are the ceo of fucking mario and your last name is bowser like this yeah but we watched the
uh them introduce cyberpunk it was e3 i think it was 2018 we're walking out and some kid comes up and he's like let me get
some pictures with you and just like throws a phone and doug bowser's face and there's like
three security guards just swarmed in and grabbed him and took him away it's like yeah i'm not gonna
ask that guy for a picture we're good we're good that's when you're like got it i don't think he's
the ceo anymore though i think he's uh stepped's stepped down like I said that was back in 2018
so I don't know what's happening now
now I actually want to know that
dude Cody you have to watch if you want to see ridiculousness
it is watching a dude speed run
blindfolded Mario 64
because you would not know they were blindfolded
no you wouldn't they can play
a better blindfolded than you could
looking at it
it's fucking crazy I want to say it's like
20 minutes they beat the game in something like that how do you even i don't even understand i
mean even with the nintendo 64 being the most difficult controller to use ever but they do
it's like they listen to time like you just watch them as there's just nothing they're just like
the audience when they they have to have air headphones on and they tell the audience shut the up like no i can't i need this i need this
and then like the world record at the time they shaved off like an hour then it was an extra hour
and then they got it down to it was like 20 or 30 minutes and it is bro if it's you know the
bowser levels when it's like the rotating elevators and all that
oh yeah i remember yeah you've seen it you know that yeah you watch it's insane it is absolutely
insane like and nailed it i need to like study the brain of those people like what the fuck
it's like yeah they're definitely it's called autism yeah they're definitely autistic when
you can play something a million times and not get bored of it, it's my son riding.
Really good at certain Roblox levels.
I have videos of him doing it in real life with an action figure jumping on stages he set up.
And he'll film it.
I'm like, what the fuck, dog?
That's how I started, dude.
I swear to God.
I used to do that with Mario shit.
Dude, I swear to God. It's so fucking cring dude. I swear to God. I used to do that with Mario shit. I swear to...
Dude, I swear to God.
It's so fucking cringy.
He can tell you.
The stop motion shit?
Yeah, that's enough.
Oh, you guys.
That's enough.
My boy got the oddness.
No more.
My boy got the tism.
Throw a clip.
Throw a clip.
Probably on YouTube.
All the way back to the old times.
I made sure that when my channel started getting big that I like nuked all of that, which I
wish I wouldn't have.
I really wish I wouldn't have, but I nuked all of it.
Dude, I wish I deleted videos back in the day that I wish I just archived.
Yeah.
I was like, I like comedy.
Well, it was just like old shit.
I was proud of in the time.
I'd look back now.
I'd be like, ooh, ooh. That would be funny to go back and see, though. Yeah. I can't watch any of like old shit. I was proud of in the time I'd look back now. I'd be like, Ooh,
that would still be funny to go back and see though.
Yeah.
I can't watch any of my old stuff.
That is the roughest stuff.
Cody has still Minecraft videos up on donut operator.
Yeah. My first video ever is a Minecraft video.
Cause I wanted to be a gaming YouTuber.
And then police started shooting people and that became very much more
profitable.
It's fair. Way more. Yeah. You're like that became very much more profitable. It's fair.
Way more.
Yeah.
You're like that one has millions of views.
Minecraft to people getting shot.
It was a rust.
I did Minecraft and rust.
Like the first 10 or 15 videos on my channel or Minecraft rust and CS go.
Wow.
I had to go back and watch your rust videos.
Was it a legacy rust?
It was like original,
right?
This is like 2016 yeah it was
probably legacy then yeah but i know i played a lot of fucking rust back in the day it's a good
game and um so addictive you know people like i said people started getting shot and i started
breaking down the body camera footage and it worked it worked really good oh yeah that's i mean that's
how your first video you said went viral.
It was like Mario and you doing a voiceover.
Yes, yeah.
And then you tried to replicate.
Yeah, and you were like, I've got to replicate this.
You just did so cringe.
You just made Mario voices or what was it? Yes, dude.
Oh, my God.
So.
Just hate it. I fucking hate it. He's like, why did you bring that well i fucking brought it up dude i brought it up uh yeah i would i had mario toys
and i would just hold a camera and like make a story with these toys like doing voices and shit
that's cool man my parents My parents were probably like,
this kid is fucking retarded.
This kid is retarded.
My kid has autism.
Hey, I'm Mark.
Hey, really?
With shit like that right there and the toys.
What would they do?
Fuck each other.
Just like whatever.
I don't know, dude.
I was a retarded little kid. The room just like he's gonna live with this
and now check off is like what is going on how did that pay out yeah how was your parents reactions to it uh my dad was always
really cool because my dad he uh he ended up buying an xbox because some of his buddies from work
like played mw3 and so he kind of got into it a little bit and like he understood more of like
what i was doing because he actually played the game you know so he knew what it was like
so i would show him my like videos of me pissing people off,
and he would just think it was fucking hilarious.
My mom, like, didn't really understand, like, at all.
She had, like, no idea.
Does she now understand?
Yeah, I mean, I feel like she understands now,
but my dad definitely gets it more for sure.
What about your parents?
You went to college, so they must be super disappointed.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
They're pretty cool about everything, honestly.
They don't really ask a lot of questions.
They're just like, you know.
He doesn't live at home.
Yeah.
That's all that matters.
They're like, if you're good to go, then that's what we like to hear.
That's all, really.
You know, they don't really get too involved with it.
Dude, it's crazy watching parents.
Because I guarantee Cody's parents were like,
my son lives in the basement right now.
Yeah.
And we're supporting him.
This is a true story.
This is a true story.
He's a failure.
No, dude.
Where did we go wrong?
He's like, honey, I told you.
I understand. Honey, I told you. I understand.
Honey, I told you.
My parents were the same exact way.
I get it.
No, yeah.
No, that was kind of my origin story too, dude.
I just got out of policing.
I hated doing that.
My YouTube channel was starting to pick up.
And then the PewDiePie adpocalypse happened.
So I was finally starting to make money.
And then YouTube dropped all ads oh yeah dude i
was there for that too yeah yeah and um i was living with them and they're like hey get a real
job and so i went out i became a realtor and then uh youtube started giving ads back and i started
making videos again i would love to see you pitch a house yeah it wasn't great you want to live in this fucking house right here
it's cool
houses for sale
how long did you do that
here's a living room, kitchen
how long did I sell houses for
a couple months
did you fucking hate it
oh I hated every moment of it
I just wanted to do YouTube
my entire 2016
17 18 that's all i wanted to do but i'm very fortunate to have great parents who allowed me
to live with them as i ate their food and you know just like lived off of them for a little bit
i think it worked out though you're happy now they're giving thumbs up i would say it worked out very well and
i'm very thankful for my parents as well because they i'm sure y'all are the same way like you have
no fucking idea what your what your kid is doing you're like what the fuck are they doing like my
dad walked in on me one time i was on like a skype call with my buddies from like my xbox live party
and i had i had took the whole gallon of milk out of the fridge
and i had like my sunglasses on upside down and like my hat on sideways and i'm just like drinking
milk and pouring it over myself and my dad's just like standing in the the door like the doorway to
my room just like looking at me and i didn't know he was there and it's just like dudes like laughing
on my laptop at me and just me being a fucking idiot. And I turn around and I look at my dad.
He's just like, what the fuck are you doing?
And I'm just pouring milk on myself.
He's probably like, what the fuck is wrong with this kid?
Honey, I think our son's into dudes.
It's okay.
Our son is an underage porn star, honey.
I think the milk represents something our son's gay as a
oh dude my dad for the first time seen what i like they gotta watch it live because my dad
no idea what i've done yeah so the last live show the it was the very last one his dad came out and
like he was saying his dad didn't know what he does at all my dad doesn't know internet so for
the 14 years yes so for 14 years like my dad doesn't he my dad even with the tv show he's like
pops you should go to college i was the only kid that dropped out. No college, no nothing, just military.
And then he has no idea what the fuck anything we do.
That's wild.
So then came out for the live show.
And my dad's like this, like, I don't know. He was just like the sweetest old man, too.
And he came up and he's like, hey, good to see you guys.
And he's looking around and like there's 500 people there.
He's like, good to see you guys and he's looking around and like there's 500 people there he's like okay cool and then we got on stage and we started telling jokes and he's like
yeah my boy's doing okay i guess because he like he didn't know so when we walked out we would go
out so granada was sold out 450 people open that front door if we walked outside like crowd go out
i see my dad and my sister and uh my cousin and my brother right out on the
front door.
I was like,
Oh,
I'll open the door,
open the door to say hi really quick.
It was like,
ah,
my dad's like,
what the fuck?
I was like,
this is my dad.
And they're like,
ah,
they cheer at him.
I was like,
I gotta go back inside.
And then,
uh,
my brother sent that picture of my dad or the video of my dad when we walked out on stage.
And the crowd went wild.
And my brother secretly recorded my dad's reaction.
And it was the first moment dad was like, I could see it in his eye.
And I was like, oh!
Instantly broke down.
I was like, well, I'm crying.
I'm going to do a story on this.
And then I walked over to the guys.
I was like, guys, thank you so much. But I was like, my dad's proud. I was like, well, I'm crying. I'm going to do a story on this. And then I walked over to the guys. I was like, guys, thank you so much.
I was like, my dad's proud. I'm so
happy. I did something right in my life.
It was a fucking amazing experience, dude.
Yeah, that's really cool.
I love it. Cody, you want to close this out, good
son? Are we leaving? Yeah.
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