Unsubscribe Podcast - 159 - The AK-50, Tiny Guns 3 & VFW War ft. The Fat Electrician & King Trout | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 159

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

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You f***ing ruined it, you pieces of s***! Is it you gonna die, Brandon? The pages are sticky! Oh, that's not when you start! Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna punch you. Bop! Bop! I'm so f***ing sick of this stupid f***ing communist sympathizer talking point. F***!

Three, two, one. Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli DoubleFap, Brandon Herrera, and the Chubby Electron Man. I thought you just forgot who he was. I forgot my name. Fuck you too, Cody. You just like pointed. That was like a... And, uh... Tattoo Man.

I know what I'm doing. Look at me. And Donut Boppa Baby. Hello, Donut here. Okay, now we can talk about your tremendous experience. Oh, Delta geographically edging me for the last four fucking hours. Some country's not bad, is it now? Fuck you.

At least I had internet while I was falsely imprisoned for four fucking hours, to be fair. You know you're fucking desperate when you want to be let off in Austin. Bro. Right? We just, they're just like, yeah, there's, there's no gates. They won't let, San Antonio won't let us land. Austin won't let us like attach the plane so you can get the fuck off. And we just had to sit there for three hours.

And then finally the captain gets on. He's like, hey, they're fueling up. We're going to take off in 20 minutes. We can open the gate. You guys can go out if you want for 10 minutes i was like oh good thanks for now letting me appreciate like i could have drove to austin and back or to san antonio back twice by now but no fine whatever i'm here i made it you're okay i was just like i was mad oh i was mad when i was texting you. It was not good. Everyone was like, what's the plan?

I'm like, bros, my plan is based off of Nick's scheduling right now, and I thought you had already dismounted the plane. You're like, no, it's still here. And I was like, oh, it's been an hour. Do you ever get on the no-fly list after the plane has landed? Thought about it. And then it's 17 minutes. Were there any homeless guys 69ing in the Austinin airport i didn't get into the airport i was stuck on the plane the entire time at one point i did like

semi loudly make the joke like guys look i know there's an inflatable slide we could get out and they did not think that was funny so there, there was that. Sir, our inflatable slide. Only we get to use it. I know they have it. Listen here, I'm a paying customer, god damn it. Dude, it's been... Airports customers are not always right. Oh, there we go.

I was like, where's my notes? Yeah, you fucking... What? We've had AK-50. This has been actually crazy, like, two weeks. Because AK-50. Fucking Pepper been actually crazy like two weeks because ak-50 fucking pepper box yes uh charity announcement oh yeah tiny guns 3 coming this week it's been a while yeah like it has been a good chunk of time so we have like a good episode of just i don't even know how to start in the new year history shit i don't yeah you're shit yeah. And then your history shit. I don't. Yeah, your shit video, I guess.

You fucking, what's your name again? Flock's editing my video about Chick-fil-A right now, so this is accurate. This is why I have this sandwich. How is it, though? Is this a good one? I got us like grilled sandwiches, I think. Just regular grilled.

So Nick talks about why he's so homophobic and why he loves chick-fil-a i believe is that that's the summary of it's 30 minutes it's just an anti-gay i refused to feel that when i was researching for the chick-fil-a video there is a legitimate news headline on nbc from like three years ago. The headline of the article is, and quotes, I'm gay and I love eating at Chick-fil-A. Should I be ashamed of myself? Question mark. That's, and then it's just a whole article breaking down why this person should or should

not be ashamed of enjoying a chicken sandwich. The gays are shaming themselves now. It's the funniest fucking article I've ever read in my life. Society is flipping slowly. I just thought one of them, there's a comedian who's like, I just love fucking Chick-fil-A. I don't give a shit. Their stance on anything, they have good ass food.

That's all it is for me. It's a chicken sandwich. Calm down. There was a good portion of my life that I would have Chick-fil-A like every day. Like once a day at some point. Just because it was fast and it was the fastest thing that could come to my house for DoorDash. And it's delicious.

It's fucking good. It destroys me. Do you know what makes it so good? Why it has a distinct taste? The homophobia. The homophobia. It's a fryer. It's just like this is oil homophobia.

Like, ah, it's a secret ingredient. And a little bit of that. Cody chose violence. All the upfront employees are so nice because you don't want to be the ones that have to work in the back. You do the meat canyon videos. Oh, that girl. Oh, God. Crazy eyes. Well, you haven't seen the be the ones that have to work in the back. You do. The Meat Canyon videos. Oh, that girl? Oh, God. Crazy Eyes? Well, you haven't seen Meat Canyon's video of it?

He did an entire cartoon on Chick-fil-A. Wait, you said Crazy Eyes video, though, right? The girl working the counter at Chick-fil-A? Oh, yeah. Okay. Papa Meat did a video on it. Oh, okay. I haven't seen that one.

I didn't know there was a video. I haven't seen the video yet. Oh, boy. It's dude. On the plane, know there was a video. I haven't seen the video yet. Oh, boy. It's dude. On the plane, I watched his video on, God, what's the word? What's the trendy word for it? Oh, yeah. The rich kids pretending to be poor hippies.

Oh. That chick. I knew what you were talking about. You're talking about that chick with dreadlocks, right? Yeah. I haven't watched that one yet. He's got the perfect word for it. Literally, the first thing that pops up is

your video sorry i can't help it yeah trustafarian trustafarian yes you're like hey my parents are rich so i get to live like a rastafarian trustafarian trust fund rastafarian this is an actual thing now have you seen this shit like i seen that girl i didn't i have not done any that i don't know who she is. I've seen her on the internet. He does a good job. He's basically just like exposing the scam where you can have your parents pay like 30 grand and you can go pretend like you're helping third world impoverished countries and get a bunch of pictures for your Harvard application. And he just rips them apart. And all the people pretending to be in poverty that are like, you know, I'm just discovering myself and I'm just all I need is my van, bro.

And it's like a quarter million dollar sprinter that their parents paid for. I don't think you know struggle. Hashtag van life. Like, hmm. That van would be cheaper if it wasn't for fucking chickens in the 1960s and Lyndon B. Johnson. All right.

We know, buddy. We know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Getting him riled up right now. As he defiantly bites down on a chicken sandwich. That's what they get. Have you ever tried to break a bad habit and it just felt like you're climbing Mount Everest in flip flops?

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It's because you're fucking autistic. The exact thing that we're donating to. I was like, I don't like the 1-1-0, and then it looks really clean. But you guys fucking crushed it. They all crushed it. They all fucking crushed it. I don't think anyone was prepped for that number. No.

Reading from the comments, everyone's just like holy fuck and again holy fuck a lot of shirts sold I figured we'd just be like hell yeah $10,000 fuck yeah dude no this is quite literally weaponized autism is what we just did offensive shirts for change

that should be the name of the charity we open well I don't dude I will say because the organizations actually reach out to me uh for the donation so it was like back and forth and that was one of the weirdest conversations having with these people they're like oh my god well first thing we're gonna do is put up one of your episodes on uh we'll do a group meeting and watch it together i was like oh, I would hold the fuck on on that. No, no, no, no, no.

She's like, why? You guys did such a good cause. This is unheard of. I was like, I would. Wait, let him do it. Let him do it. That is way funnier. You guys are going to love this because I was like, hey. You think they'd give us

R word passes? Like laminated ones? We've already talked about that. We definitely have them now. We've got R-passes now. Just wait until the next charity event we do is through the NAACP. How much money do we have to raise? Al Sharpton, give me a number.

There is a number. I just want the photo for that. That's all I care for. Just us smiling. They're like, but they did have a number. Whenever I find a funny joke in my head that's just a little too edgy,

it's even funnier when I just tee it up for the guy running for Congress. Oh, I will jump through that portal every time. I'll take this grenade. Oh man. God forbid you make a joke on a comedy podcast. Do I know? They want you to,

they're questioning you. You've been questioned if you're going to stay on the podcast after getting elected or whatever it's called. Yeah. In the words of Jordan Belf belfort i'm not fucking leaving wait who questioned you oh i've gotten that question behind the scenes a lot a lot of people not not people that were just like you need to do this they're just like so uh you're not gonna do that podcast after right like oh no i'm fully intent we're gonna ramp it up we no, we're going to ramp it up. This is going to Washington. We will have

an episode from my office. Okay, this is just real quick. Organization for Autism Research, one of the business managers and like all the heads. P.S. I listened to the autism test episode. I was like, oh, that's the one you start on? The one where we said retard 40 times? I was like oh that's the one you start on The one where we said retard 40 times

I was like um With I mean with AJ Wilkerson I know But they said and it was It was like hearing all my intrusive thoughts A hilarious and enlightening episode Everyone was so supportive for it And all the ladies like

A shout out to all the different little calls Cause every time I hop on They'd be like can we cuss And I'm like yeah go for it and all the ladies like a shout out to all the different little calls because every time i hop on they're like can we cuss and i'm like yeah go for it and like this is fucking awesome we we corrupt a lot of people but uh a majority of them are just blown away because apparently doing just a random act of kindness does not happen they're they're used to having to pay for that shit like they pay a team or guys to come on like, hey, just support the cause. We'll give you like 10 grand to raise 100 grand.

So us just and you all just writing a check. Fucking awesome job, guys. You killed it. I was so fucking stoked. Hey, cheers to that, boys. You guys killed it. That's worth it. 110,000. Is that what we settled on?

All right. Fucking crushed. 110,000, is that what we settled on? Yes, sir. All right. Fucking crushed it. 110,000 autism charities in one month. One fucking month, which is crazy. Brandon, how's your AK video doing? Let's check in. At time of recording, it's about 72 hours past upload.

And you can already buy scale models on wish.com. Shut up. Don't give them ideas. 3.02 million views. God damn. That's your one of one of ten. That's our one of ten. That's our one of a hundred.

That's our one of a thousand. That's the highest one that we've ever done. I mean, obviously you've seen all the the stuff on reddit about you which one just the gun my favorite one is the slow-mo when you shoot and the barrel yeah they just wiggle wiggle wiggle that's fucking hilarious put it up there's a lot of people who have never seen high-speed footage of a weapon firing. Like an AK with the barrel whip and whatnot on that.

They're like, oh my God, you're supposed to do that? It's not safe, yes. It's a 10-pound steel tube. Does this hurt the gun? Are you going to die, Brandon? Maybe. Probably, yes. Objectively, yes. Scientifically, yes. One day. It'll be Shinzo Abe part two. a gun is are you gonna die brandon maybe probably yes objectively yes scientifically yes one day

it'll be chintzo abe part two we did over oh god it's gonna get smoked by some greasy redditor and a homemade gun oh i was talking about the video but yes that also i'm really hoping that some you taught them how to fucking build the gun okay this is what you so god that was eight years in the work it fucking slayed the intro everything that was i i'm so glad you that dude i'm so many props for that fucking video because you started with you doing like you captured the audience's attention pulling it out racking it and then it goes into the dope ass intro the slow-mo and then right into the video that angel of the morning shot we have been planning that no shit for like five fucking years i've always wanted to do that for

the i always thought that'd be cool for the final ak-50 video right maybe four years something and so that was actually my buddy's sister who did recorded that song for us years ago and we just pulled it out i just messaged her on instagram like oh yeah by the way we just pulled it out. I just messaged her on Instagram like, oh, yeah, by the way, we just finally finished that. Like, oh, wait, shit, I forgot about that. Holy fuck. Put it into place. Oh, she sounds so good, too, man. It was amazing.

I was wondering why you fucking put that song in there because I was like, he's going to get copywritten, like struck. I still did. Yeah. It was because it was so close. They still took them out. I disputed it. We'll see what happens. Fuck, because that was the first video of all yours

that... Your voiceovers during it and you telling a narrative while doing everything. I was like, we do that one. That was autism. I'm like, if you're going to go whole hog for one video. Dude. It's the AK-50 video.

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i think yeah i i you know it was funny because while i was uh you were there for for the tail That was the best piece of, in your opinion, was that your highest quality? I'm most proud of that, I think, yeah. You know, it was funny because while I was, you were there for the tail end of this. We were just sitting down, me and Delance were writing the narration for it. We were writing the audio. We were basically writing our narrative for the video like a couple days before we finished filming the last bits. And it wasn't until we got with that like the intro narration and the outro narration i'm like oh this is how we're gonna put it and i'm like writing it and i'm reading it out loud and i got choked up i'm like ah no no no no no no people are like oh did you like you know

when you were firing the gun like i knew it was gonna work like i knew like these things like it just made sense that it was all gonna but it was during the the narration where i'm like basically talking about closing a chapter of my life that's been going my entire adult life. And I'm just like, oh, God, I'll be OK. I'll be OK. Baseball, baseball, baseball. It's you were trying not to come. Nice. Yeah. Yes.

That's what I get it. Closing that chapter. In a manner of speak, I have been edging for about a decade on this project. It's so fucking good. You good over here? Almost had a moment there. I'm good. That was a good lead.

You fucking crushed it, though. That was, I could hear your voice. Even when you were talking, you had somewhere that slight in slight in your voice right a little bit yeah yeah dude you can tell it was like for real i was i'm the only one that cries here brandon don't take that yeah i'm the bitch ass you're like i take the bitch ass award pin it on me for an episode like this is mine i'm just happy you did it in.50 BMG and not whatever the fuck the Diska shoots. 12.7 by 108. Slightly bigger, but same power, which is about everything the Russians do, is overbuild it but don't make it better. Yep.

Didn't you say you can put.50 in a Diska, though? Yes. Well, that was their initial strategy. What? Huh? Can you? I was under the impression that yes. I was under the impression that yes i was under the impression that i was under the impression the dish my maybe i'm fucking wrong we're gonna

double check after the after this now but i was under the impression let's let someone in ukraine figure this out because the 12-7 is slightly slightly bigger just a little tiny bit and their strategy was was that way they had their own ammo and then in theory they could also use american ammo if they came across it but not the other way around because their ammunition wouldn't fit in a 50 i mean that i wouldn't i wouldn't say no to that right off the gate because it sounds like i mean they are very close they're like 99 identical yeah so i could see that potentially being true but there's a lot of those cold war kind of fudlor things new video i mean that's a really banger

video i just have to find a fucking 12 7 by 108 well actually that you trust i i own a diska i forgot about that well no i know you have a diska oh okay yeah i've got the ammo believe it or not i bought this is so fucking funny I think it's just rebranded Tula, but it is Chris Kyle Memorial Ammo. There is a company that was selling Chris Kyle Memorial Ammunition. With 12.7?

I promise you. It's a hand on the Bible. Yes. That is... I have like three boxes of it at my house. Who the fuck shoots 12.7? Why would you do that round for a memorial of Chris Kyle? Introducing the AK-47 memorial piece for Chris Kyle. Or for Eli Cuevas. Russian ammunition.

762 by 39 commemorating Eli. Why did you do that? It's just a Chinese flag. My John Lennon memorial 38 special see that one makes sense though at least that has a tie-in imagine there's no ammo the rest of you are just like

what the fuck that's a good ass video though i mean is the fat electrician lying? What a great video. That's it? And you're like, bull? Bull?

Is Nick making shit up? We've got him now. First round just blows up Brandon's super expensive disco. It's like, ooh, okay. So communism. That's what we're talking about. Not great. Could have been better.

It won't blow up the gun. The worst would be just barrel. What would be the worst thing that would happen on that? I mean, if I had to guess, it would just not fire because it would probably sink too deep into the chamber and probably be a really boring malfunction. Oh, yeah. You're not even going to blow your throat out or anything.

No thumbs necessary. One of those lame malfunctions. Not the one you get 20 million views because of. Selling lots of merch. Selling tons of shirts. Oh, look at me. I'm Kentucky Ballistics. Fucking businessman.

I'm back to benching over 400 pounds in like a month. We should just start a conspiracy that he faked it. He faked the whole thing. His wife's like a Hollywood makeup person. This is going to take off. I want to see those receipts. He faked the whole thing. We know it.

We heard about this. We knew. Speaking of that, I didn't realize that that same style of gun was at range day until I watched the documentary. And the dude running the table's like, yeah, nobody here is probably going to want to shoot of that i didn't realize that that same style of gun was at range day until i was until i watched the documentary and the dude running the tables like yeah nobody here's probably gonna want to shoot it because everybody knows scott so it actually wasn't the same one same company so it wasn't the serbu rn50 it was a serbu bfg50 i think the bolt action one okay yeah it wasn't the thread cap pickle jar i was about to say it's not the one that you fucking screw a cap on even still i not because it's serbu but because it's like a single shot

50 those things make me fucking nervous for that exact reason i will never shoot mine but yours is all nice and gold plate you got the gold one yeah no real gold too 100% aspirin yep 100% not fucking rust-oleum still got it, with all your autographs on it. Still never going to shoot that thing. I don't blame you. Fuck no, dude. Because it's a shorty, too, right? Yeah. It's like super short.

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you sent that to the group chat hey we should pay attention to this yeah you guys saved the fucking day because you're like messaging really important well luckily they launched theirs well unlucky for them but lucky for us they launched theirs in it. Well, unlucky for them, but lucky for us,

they launched theirs in a much different way. We were, it was very tone deaf the way they did it. Like we could always attempt, or we were always going to do it the way that we did. It was just nice to know that we were not also tone deaf and not crazy on the way that we were launching. No, it was just really important on like, because everything was the exact same.

The only thing we really wanted everyone to know was like hey youtube content isn't changing everyone's going to continue doing the exact amount of youtube content what we're doing is just like the exclusive content and then no censoring like yeah and no ads that's what everyone was super stoked for more content and without the censorship and not just give money give money And then all the people that signed up, all the big YouTube creators that are like under the umbrella now pushing content. And then we get to do really dope shit soon with actual gun builds.

Speaking of really dope shit. Well, that's going to be fun too. But speaking of really dope shit we got coming up, what are we filming this week? Nick, what are we filming this week? Tiny guns. Yeah. With who? Corridor. nick what are we filming this week tiny guns

corridor and grantham and admin and uh scott yeah kentucky ballistics and king trout and dude like ever this is i'm so fucking stoked it's like the Avengers of fucking gun tube oh dude and a world war three which the world war three world war two other one you know something we don't we bring them out here why

that's why we have Nazi I'll start canceling my plans it's alternative universe where they listen to Patton and they kept going east Jesus canceling my plans. It's alternative universe where they listened to Patton and they kept going east. Jesus. Could you imagine something pops off

while all of them are down here and we just start a roaming bandit gang together? And there's fan fiction. No, that's going to happen. And the guys were together. Then they got lonely. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is chapter one jesus christ it's 192 more pages why is there so much code the pages are sticky

dude that one that world war ii tiny guns though and that universe that they have built and then all the biggest names in the two-way space is joining together for acting which a lot of i think this is trying to think if any of you guys been on like set sets nope i can't act you you've been on a set set with well i don't know mr beast on how much work he put into that it's a set set for sure but it's not like acting really it's kind of like more of just a higher production value version of what we all kind of do uh but you you were on that uh vet tv show yeah i was on that tv show um that was one of the the main guys on there and then uh hang the witch that was a oh yeah that was a set set yeah the witch video yeah brandon was on hang the witch yeah we've done a little bit of acting yeah oh home alone yeah home alone good. That was a good one.

I'm so excited. This is your first time being... Yeah, I can't act. It'll be fine. I'll be mayor. I just won't do a good job. It'll be fine. One of the two. That's literally how... Yell and kill Nazis. What do I have to act as? An angry NCO from World War II? Got it. Do I want an M1 Grand

or a Thompson? That's really the only hard question. And we got them all. That's not hard. I want an M1 Grand or a Thompson? That's really the only hard question. And we got them all. That's not hard. I want an M1. Fucking stoked for this. It's pretty light, though, from what I hear. Is it? The Elder Gat.

It's tiny. Yay long. Yeah, no, it's perfect. The noisy cricket. But we got the... I was sending you guys photos of how the set looks. Oh, the set looks great. And then the uniforms.

Did you see the uniforms? Yep. Those look great too. Thank you, Trout, for the set. Trout built some amazing sets. Did you guys see Rich obliterate the VFW? His YouTube channel for like 45 minutes? I haven't watched the YouTube video.

Oh, God. It's not great. I was just watching the Twitter video. Oh, God. Oh, I watched it the other day. I was just watching the Twitter. Speaking of tone deaf. I decided to stay out of that one for obvious reasons. But, oh, I know. I've been watching. Can we talk about it, Brandon?

Oh, yeah. By the way, we all went to war with the VFW. They all went to war. Brandon did not go to war with the VFW. Brandon all went to war. Brandon did not go to war with the VFW. Brandon is at war. Although yeah, just don't fuck with our friends, especially veteran with a sign. Zach is like one of the best of us.

The nicest one of any of us. He's too pure for this world. And that's the one you pick a fight with? Alright, maybe I am getting involved. Fuck. Well, it's not even like, hey, instead, let's privately message this dude first get a like conversation going a little calms no and you're like no i'm just gonna publicly publicly attack him right out the gate well the dude that has all the friends in the veteran community nick do you want to give like a basic

rundown of what's happening for those of you who weren't paying attention sure uh so zach veteran with a sign is working with a company called, I think it's ReMedical. There's a bunch of different companies. Basically, they help veterans apply to get their VA disability benefits. You shouldn't have to pay to get your VA disability benefits, but that's the way the system works. Zach went through a company similar to them, and they helped him get all of his benefits in like a couple months and prior to that he'd been trying to go through the free outlets for like five years so he's like instead of fighting the government right his his story of like why he did it he's

like i think he said he paid like 1500 bucks and got it done in a couple months but he missed out on like five years of full, whatever his disability rating is, because he couldn't get it. So he's like, he would have way rather just paid that money up front the first time and got it all. It's kind of like getting upset at TurboTax because they're like,

well, nobody should have to pay an organization to file your taxes. Yeah, I agree with that, but that's... Also, we have reality. Yeah, government sucks at stuff. Anyways, the VFW has been launching ad campaigns to basically attack, calling all of these companies sharks. And I'm sure there are some that are shitty and scam people, but there's probably some good ones too. And they want all of them shut down.

And now the VFW is backing a piece of legislation called the Guard Act. And that basically makes it illegal to charge to help file VA claims. Which sounds good until you realize the ramifications of that. Yeah. It sounds great if you don't think about it. Yeah. It's like, wow. They're like, wow, nobody will take advantage of veterans.

The actual result of that is. Except for us. Wow. That means that less veterans will get their benefits. If you don't know how the VA works, I will let you know. Like I get, I use military order, the purple heart. And then there's like 50 that you can use that are free that do try to help. But if you just go to the VA without a representation, it will fucking, they will fuck you so fast.

Cause they're going to be like, Oh, Hey, drop a pin. You go to pick it up to be nice. Like your back's fine. Yeah. That is literally how that works. So when you go into those doctor's office, they're just trying to prove without you knowing that you are a OK. So PTSD and a lot of stuff or you just have to lie over the top. I've seen every I've told you.

The part that cracks me up is just kind of like, OK, the U.S. government owes you money because they broke you and now there's companies out there that you know some of which are potentially doing a good job at helping game the system to get you the money you're supposed to get and now the government's like quick make that shit illegal they're making us do our fucking job abolish it i hate it and i like the comparison you made though where you were saying it's basically like an attorney yeah you're like okay yeah well you have a right to an attorney that's a constitutional right that is you know it's literally in the constitution that yes you have a right a right to legal representation in the court of law but that's like making it illegal to buy your own attorney say oh yeah no if you're

just stuck with a the russian roulette of a public defender every fucking time that's not always the best for you yeah it's actually rarely the best for you. Especially in the world of the VA. I don't know if any of you have dealt with them. For reference, I have God damn it, old people. I get the old people thing here soon. I have a colonoscopy on the 20th. Can't wait for that thing.

So, yeah. Now I get one up the butt and one down the throat. Browser's logo at the bottom while he's saying that. Do the doctor. I don't think the doctor was used to just my the level of just transparency She's like, you know, do you how often do you have bowel movements? I was like like four to seven times a day like oh Like what is the consistency like all over the place like it's gonna explode or you ever seen a paint cannon she's like wow you are just very transparent on this was like yeah don't give a shit stomp on a ketchup packet

that's what we're we're working with so she was like well your colonoscopy you'll be out so don't worry and then uh we'll have one and check your stomach uh your throat and stomach lining too i was like at the same time and she's like what no we're not like that i was like do i get paid at least she's like what just watching you're just like the last guy and done but uh and then i have for reference for reference on how this works because we have a veteran speaking engagement that yes so when you fucking dp'd and then speak for brandon to veterans and i was like oh i'll just ask if i can move the appointment a day or two no they're like oh yeah you can move it the next available was a september it was something crazy next year it was september they were like okay you we can get you in september is that work i'm like we can get you

another appointment testing it about the time it would take for colon cancer to kill you. I was like, never mind. I'll keep that one, Brandon. I'm going to play that one by ear and butt. See how I feel the day when I have to talk to veterans. We'll get Trauma Doll Eli. I just fall asleep.

Where's Eli? He's in the green room listening to the Grateful Dead He just will me out He's retarded Am I speaking at that? Last time we talked you said you wanted to Oh fuck okay

Were you drunk when you agreed to that? Yes I was drunk when I agreed to that I will do it What is it for? I know you said veterans No it's a political rally for mine. I'm talking about Eli. He's a friend. He's got a little bit of expertise there. Just jump up there and be like,

I do this with police things and I support Brendan. And you're a veteran, Cody. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that part. Were you drunk in the military too, Cody? I'm a veteran? Hold on. Hold on. It's all coming back to me. were you drunk in the military too I'm a veteran hold on it's all coming back to me oh shit I have a kid

Cody starts loading a gun he's like no no no I just want to be an honorary veteran Jesus Christ Cody wakes up every day looks at his phone John's there he's like who is this who's this fucking kid he's like hey dad he's like who are you you're like fucking 50 first dates you have a phs you gotta pop in every fucking

morning there's alcohol that causes it to reset each day new offenders pal can i fuck with you right now of course i saw a meme where like it was something i didn't understand the reference it was like somebody looking like weird at a lamp and i was like i don't understand this meme and then somebody linked it it's about this creepy pasta whatever you know the lamp story right yeah yeah okay i was like man i bet cody's gonna do that once somewhere like 23 year old cody's just sitting on his front porch with his hands in his palms pissed off at john for breaking his TV, and that's where he's going to wake up from right now.

Oh, God. Oh, fuck. I would just... Poor John. He's three. You know that story, right? The lamp story? I don't know.

Wait, the lamp story? Yeah. It's wild. This dude, he's this dude this dude he's he's got kids and he's got a wife and he's just in his he's in his living room one day and his lamp looks weird and he gets obsessed with his lamp and he just keeps looking at it and looking we've all been there and like it just is distorted and it gets fucking weird and then suddenly he wakes up and he's back in college he's like 21 years old and he had just gotten knocked out by some football

player in a bar fight but he had lived like 12 years and had children and like had a career and the lamp like kind of knocked him out of his little i don't know how it was a little alternate reality yeah yeah although and then he had to go through, he had to go through therapy because he had PTSD from missing his children. Yeah. And missing his wife. He never had. Oh, fuck.

Although, really good opportunity to start looking into Bitcoin. Yeah, right? Assume that happened. Yeah. That would be the motherfucker. You get to like 2012. They're like, they're still like, what the fuck is a Bitcoin? Fuck!

No! Also, by the way is a Bitcoin? Fuck! No! Also, by the way, September 11th, something really uncool happens. Cody's out there with a net just trying to catch an acorn from landing on a car. No, no, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Cody gets shot. What are you doing? Don't worry about that. What do Captain America and Cody have in common?

They're racist. They both could have prevented 9-11 and chose not to. That is one of the most wild statistics about you. Oh, yeah. If only I'd been born a couple years earlier. A couple years earlier. Yeah. The $3 trillion box cutter. All alone, time to trim the old pubes.

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Yeah, just going through that, man, and finding police stories. We just had, oh, God, we just had that one. I don't even know if I want to talk about it. I wasn't going to bring it up, but if you're going to bring it up. No, I'll bring it up. That Air Force kid just got shot. And I'm getting hate online for not talking about it quick enough. Which is insane.

Guys, you also have to, like, everyone has lives, and it is also, you have to just cover down. Cody does due process, and, like, associates, you go and call everything, don't you, when you do your videos? Yeah, yeah. Like, bad shootings, good shootings, like, yeah, I call them all out. No, fuck you. Are you waiting until all the facts come out, you piece of shit? Yeah, I know. I want an emotional response now.

Yeah, I need just, no, just just i want chaos with no law or no facts behind it yeah dance monkey dance i'm like dude i fucking i have life i have life things to do that one's not that's gonna be a fun one yeah it's like godspeed i would never do your content we were all hanging out the other night and i remember coming across that video and my twitter and i'm like i'm gonna choose actively not to show cody this yet no i seen it man well i was i also had that same thought and then i found out it was the same sheriff's department as the acorn and i didn't know that's the same sheriff's department and i was like man imagine being that sheriff jesus fucking christ i didn't

know i mean that's that's correct right i don't i don't know i'm almost positive because oh my god if that's i don't hold on what the fuck is in the water dude if that's your fucking department you have you need to just fire everyone starting from the top up and you can get rid of everyone going downwards. Or at least train them slightly better. You have to fire the top. Number one, man in the back of deputy's car in Okaloosa County acorn cop shootings. This is Florida.

And then this is, quote unquote, airmen. Oh, yeah. If I search acorn sheriff shooting it shows the air force shooting oh really it shows his family like yeah oh yeah it's the same i think it might be this yeah yeah it's the same one imagine if we just confirm so yeah no it's the same one fire everyone at the fucking top you you are the issue. If your leadership fucking sucks that much where you don't know how to train. Oh, okay. But no, we really need to defund the police because that is really what's going to help train law enforcement better.

Yeah. Take their money away. It'll be fine. Oh, look what we're getting now that we defunded the fucking police the past couple years. I fucking hate it. You mean when you take their money away, the quality of training goes down? Who the fucking does he? Introducing Ace.

No. You fucking shitbag. Speaking of. Never mind. I'm not even going to do it. Hey, dude, you don't have to worry about it. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Fuck it.

I don't see how it's fucking. That's why I like my job with history, where it's like this is pretty pretty set in stone and then i still get blown away when people tell me i'm wrong about everything well in the rich video on the rant if you actually paused and read the screen flux like quick send me a stupid comment you've gotten recently i was like oh i know just the one somebody commented on one of my videos america unequivocally lost world war ii you soulless pile of tattoos i was like what is happening right now under what metric none they're just retarded there was one uh on when we congratulations on being the first this episode to use the pass good thanks appreciate it just Thanks. Appreciate it. We need a pass counter. It's like this uppercuts on

Toasty from Mortal Kombat just pops up at the bottom. Just speed bagging the R-pass. Retarget bouncing back and forth. Oh, God. The what was the one? World War II.

Someone commented on the one we did about the bombs not working like those didn't win the those didn't cause the war to end i was like literally three weeks later literally three weeks later i'm so fucking sick of this stupid fucking communist sympathizer talking point okay here's the fucking series of events america dropped leaflets said hey we're gonna unleash a weapon the likes of which you've never seen how effective those packets were is debatable whatever the pamphlets got dropped you can see them in fucking museums they got warned they said we don't care they dropped the bomb the emperor said oh shit and then they did nothing

at this point the ussr attacked manchuria and then still nothing happened. America bombed them again, at which point the emperor in a statement to the Japanese people said, we need to surrender because of the atomic bombs. And also now the USSR is piling on and they've also attacked Manchuria. And these fucking communist sympathizers jump onto it and be like, nope, they only surrendered because of the USSR. It had nothing to do with the atomic bombs. And it's the dumbest fucking talking point I've ever heard in my entire life. Pretty sure them bombs worked pretty well. Yeah. They worked pretty well. Yeah. They worked decently.

That part is the one part that's not really debatable. So what people, they fail to realize, so what they bitch about or they're like, well, no, that's not true, is there was the insurgency or the coup that was trying to happen in Japan to overthrow the emperor and make it where he wasn't said.

And the emperor is the one that he wasn't said. And the emperor is the one that came out and was like, hey, yeah, we fucking surrender. Because the other people didn't want to surrender at that time. That's the arguing point. No, the talking point is like, well, just because the dude in charge of the entire country that was literally

the son of the sun god, which is the sun god is like the sun, because like this because they had a what is it uh shintoism yeah during world war ii and so like literally he's a god emperor and he's like no we're surrendering and they're like cool well some of his generals didn't want to and the only reason the generals didn't want to is because the emperor is like dude they just dropped a new bomb it's really bad and the dudes that weren't there to see it because they're off fighting in manchuria and china and they're like cool you've been getting firebombed for the last six months innocent civilians are dying they didn't give a

shit so they're like we don't want to surrender and the emperor's like too bad fucking surrender so the communist talking point is like well some of the generals might not have surrendered so therefore they only surrendered because of the uss, which is the dumbest fucking talking point on the planet. Meanwhile, their actual leadership is looking at them like, dude, they just in two bombs turned a quarter of a million people into wall shadows. Right. This is an issue. Yeah. Thank you, Brandon.

There is only 250,000 people died to 320,000 died during the two nukes. People, it's not fucking millions off the top of your head. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, that is one of the... A nuke killed millions of people. They compare it to the Holocaust. Y'all fucking retarded. Pass. You haven't seen that?

No, I have never fucking heard that in my life. Oh, dude, it's horrible. That's easily googleable. They don't care. As soon as you tell them that, as soon as you tell them that, every fucking time, any amount of

civilians killed is too many and it's inexcusable. It's like, oh, okay. I hate the history of warfare. Humanity. You have a child's view of fucking reality. Sorry about that. Do you want to talk about the USSR and civilians? What do you want to talk about? Japan and civilians? What do you want to talk about? Japan and civilians and what they did.

You guys are trying to piss me off. What happened to Nanking? The dancing of Nanking. They still don't admit that shit. Really? Yes. It's one of the biggest things. Is it because there's no photos? Huh? No, there's photos.

Isn't there very very few though? I couldn't remember. No, Japan just won't teach it in their own school. And they also kind of like kind of low-handed play the fucking victim and a bunch of communist fucking American historians help them out in doing it. I just, I know, I know I heard somewhere like either they're repressed or something, but they don't, they don't circulate the photos of it because they, they consider like Western propaganda or something.

Yeah, of course. They all fucking, they all hide their shit. It's the winners. Yeah. Losers. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to punch you. Do not bring the winner's history thing.

I can't stand it. I can't fucking stand any time I bring up fucking sources and people are like, Oh, well, you need to read the fucking Russian textbooks or you need to read the fucking russian textbooks or you need to read the japanese textbooks because you're just reading the american version and winners write their own history blah blah blah winners do write their own history okay who won world war two let me oversimplify fucking all of it for you okay world war two is just a clash of ideologies okay so you have communism versus fascism versus capitalism okay far left communism far right fascism in the middle don't fucking point to me when you say that far right

with friends like these so anyways it's just fascism versus communism versus capitalism right you fucking threw me off oh so on both ends they abolish the the opinion like they just delete whatever they don't want so like nazis are famous for burning books okay it's illegal in russia right now as of 2017 to even talk about the Ruppentraff-Molotov pact right which is if you don't know that was the pact that the USSR had with the Nazis where they weren't gonna fight each other during World War II and they were each gonna take over their own chunk of the world and be fucking allies because the USSR Poland still remembers that yeah Poland does

you know because when did World War II start? Like September 1st, 1939, when the Nazis invaded Poland, right? Remember that? You remember two weeks later during September 17th, 1939, when the USSR also invaded fucking Poland? Yeah, you don't remember that because they don't fucking teach that part in school because the USSR is 100% just as guilty for starting World War II as Germany is. But you know why you don't know that? Because it's illegal to talk about in places like the Eastern Bloc European countries. It's literally's illegal to talk about in places like the Eastern Bloc European countries. It's literally fucking illegal to talk about that. Okay? Because they abolish the history they don't like.

That's the far left. Far right. They're burning fucking books. Capitalism in the middle. Guess what we talk about? Whatever the fuck makes money, homie. Anybody that's got a shitty opinion, you can publish a book. Okay?

You know the whole stupid fucking like, oh, a German tank is worth five American Sherman tanks, but the problem is there's always six American tanks. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's not true. Five Sherman tanks would fuck up any German tank on the battlefield, period. But I've seen Fury. Right, yeah, exactly.

The reason that you think that though is because there's a fuck ton. All the Nazi high-ranking officers that weren't convicted of war crimes and killed, they all went and wrote memoirs and got them published so they were the original seals and made money well that's in the mail congressional candidates seals are not now i gotta like go find my SEAL buddies.

It was funny. But no, you don't get to be like, oh, you guys only publish what makes you look good. This is why they want me to quit the podcast. It's fine. Sorry. While we're also publishing all the memoirs of enemy soldiers after the fact where they glorify themselves.

That argument holds zero fucking water. There's no winner's history in capitalism because capitalism just cares about making money and will feed you whatever line of bullshit that makes you buy books and that's why you guys believe a bunch of fucking stupid shit. Dude, we raised $110,000 for autism. And my autism

hates communism. Dude, that's what I love. I can tell. This keeps you up at night i was like man mine is like editing or cameras and then i just picture you in the middle of the night like it's the fucking meme like the girl rolled over like he's thinking about other women like oh did i ever tell you about the time bro i'll i'll legitimately like be laying down in bed ready to go to sleep and I'll just read a comment and it's just some stupid

pro-communist shit and I'll be up for the next three hours just angry arguing with myself arguing with myself like just arguing against the intelligent communist that lives in my head trying to come up with good counter arguments just so I can beat them

I fuck dude. It's horrible. Oh my god. It's awful. That's true dude. I can tell by your eyes. I'm a thousand miles ahead of you. I've had this debate in my head.

Fifty fucking times. You're not winning. I've debated a smarter man. Me. Legit. Oh Hannah's just walking in. Like anything you do. Talk to my wife. She's like, what's wrong?

I'm just walking around the house pacing, talking to myself. Just angry. So mad. This is the shit I've said to myself. What do you think I'll say to you? I don't even like you. Just drawing it out. That's not real communism.

Did I tell you I figured out the perfect fucking analogy for that's not real communism, by the way? Okay, so like that's not real communism, right? Hear me out. Imagine we were baking. Brandon needs another drink real quick. Here's the logic that goes into that's not real communism. Because every fucking time they're like, no, those guys ruined it. We should keep trying. Okay, imagine we're going to bake a drink. Here's the logic that goes into that's not real communism because every fucking time they're like, no, that those guys ruined it.

We should keep trying. Okay. Imagine we're going to bake a cake, Cody, me and you. I got this recipe, right? It was this recipe. According to the recipe is going to cure everything. People are just going to be perfect people. Everybody's going to be happy.

We're all going to jerk each other off and sing Kumbaya. It's going to be fantastic. Huh? Maybe I should wear our Zins. Anyways,'s going to be fantastic. So you have zins. Huh? Maybe. I should. Where are zins? The one thing I forgot. Do you want some zins? Yeah, kind of. So, we got this cake, right? We're baking this cake. I should have

known better. And I know what you're thinking. You're like, passenger seat? Thank you, dude. You're the best. You're like, what is the recipe for this cake? How do you know this? Surely, whoever came up with this recipe must be the best baker of all time. Well, that's where you're wrong. Homie never baked a cake ever, okay? His name is Carl.

He wrote this book. We'll call it The Cake Baker's Manifesto, okay? Never baked a cake in his fucking life, okay? But he spent his entire life theorizing how to bake cakes and bitching about the current state of cake baking in the world, okay? And he came up with this perfect plan, and I fucking believe in it. So, tonight, we're gonna go to Eli's house. We're gonna bake this fucking cake, okay? I'm gonna pull out the cake pan. I'm gonna take a shit in it, because that's what the recipe

says to do. We're gonna stick it in the oven at 450. We're gonna pull it out. We're gonna eat it. Guess what? It's gonna taste like shit. Now. I'm uncomfortable with German baking analogies. No, it's fine. Okay. Naturally, this cake tastes like shit, and you know what? It's fucking Eli's fault, because Eli's oven fucked up my cake. So we're going to burn Eli's house to the ground and then

we're going to kill Eli. Then we're going to go to Cody's house. Then we're going to bake the cake at Cody's house exactly how I just tried it at Eli's house. Guess what happens? It tastes like shit. Naturally it's Cody's oven's fault. Clearly. So we're going to burn Cody's house down and kill Cody.

Then we're going to go to Brandon's house. Brandon's going to be like, Brandon is nervously sweating. Nick, maybe, just maybe it's the recipe and not everybody's oven, at which point I'm going to inform Brandon that you're uneducated and that you should read a book and go to college because if you did, you would know that this recipe

was going to work perfectly, even though it never fucking has ever in the history of mankind. Nick, it's good to see you again. Why isn't Cody answering my calls? Brandon's like, Nick, it hurts. And it is the number one,

it is the number one bestselling cake, uh, our baker's manual. Yeah. Amongst college students. Yeah. God, you love coffee.

I'm glad this is what keeps you up at night, but dear God, are you so motivated from it? And you know, I got, somebody had a comment and they're like, well, how come you never bitch about fascism this much? And I go, no, just to be clear, I hate fascism just as much as I hate communism i just hate all right like you see my hatred for communism a little bit more because i've never once in my entire life heard a stupid fucking college kid be like that wasn't real fascism we should fucking try it again you fucking morons that's jesus christ that's the thing i fucking bring up because like in my entire fucking life i'm dead fucking serious i don't think i have ever had a conversation with an actual neo-nazi like with an actual fascist think about it like i and if i guess what i'd call him

a dickhead and tell him to get fucked yeah i would love to see nick at one of these these uh these you know antifa type things like he hates communism go hit him go do it go do it beat up the fucking that dude the last guy I'd fight. What the fuck? I hate it. I was just thinking about that when you came up, or when you were coming up with that analogy. I'm like, man, two of some of the worst political philosophies of the 20th century both came out of fucking Germany.

Thanks a lot, German. Oh, I know. I just actually myself. I know 19th century technically on Karl Marx. Potato, potato. Whatever. He died in the UK. We could get into that too. Did he really? Yeah, of course. I know I just actually myself, I know 19th century technically on Karl Marx, but potato, potato, whatever. He died in the UK. You know, we could get into that.

Did he really? Yeah, of course. He's buried in the UK in a private cemetery. You have to pay money to go see his fucking. Oh my God. I forgot. That's actually true. You have to pay to go.

He got kicked out of his own fucking country because nobody wanted to hear his bullshit. So he fled to the only place taller enough to hear him out. Well, London, the birthplace of capitalism. Well, we kicked out one of two. That's actually a true story i forgot about that that's you have to pay to go see carl marx isn't that fucking hilarious if you don't see an issue with that right there i just want to say i just insult to injury like i want it to be like a 25 cent just like coin slot like it's a fucking shitty ride outside of food line it's like one of those little roller coasters gravity coaster and car marks and that's it there's like this person animatronic kids and they're like we're

all starving yeah they don't put anything on the animatronic skeletons Terrifying mother. That's communism. Stick fingers. Have you seen the fucking little video of, who's the dictator of North Korea? Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. His superhero power is turning everybody in the room he walks into into a Wii character from Wii Sports.

And they're all just laughing at him and they play the Wii Sports music while he's watching a game. It's so funny. I saw a picture of him shooting a gun today. They were saying it was a new gun coming out of their weapons factory. It just looks like a bitch ass AR-10. Just a random generic thing.

But it's all of his generals and everybody behind him doing that as the muzzle flash of the gun is going on. So you know that this entire time they are just fucking clapping. Did you get sent Pew views video 10,000 times? Like everybody said they were gonna, I was talking shit about the AK 47 and there was like at least a hundred comments being like,

Brandon's going to be mad at you. I love Pew view. I do. I haven't seen it yet. And then nobody's, nobody's at the very end. Like his like closing scene is me and him loading mags in our um carry guns before we go and shoot and he's like so why'd you bring an ar and an ak it's clearly the superior platform and i was like

no it's not no it's not i go first of all the ak-47 is just a knockoff in one grand just like everything that comes out of communism. Which, to be perfectly fair, something I've said multiple times. I know. I know. It's like guns are like words. There's etymology behind it every fucking time. It's like there is nothing new under the sun. Because Kalashnikov took inspiration from the M1 Grand, and then what was the German gun?

I thought it was the StG-44. But really, that came way later really that came way way later so here was the assault rifles to the name it's assault weapon what does storm give you a mean storm storm rifle storm assault rifle yeah uh dope ass name but really the so what he took inspiration from on the stg 44 is really just one the intermediate cartridge with detachable magazine which had been been done before, but it really, the STG 44 is what popularized on it. Autism, sorry, it's kicking in, but it was the manufacturing process of that. Or instead of the difficult manufacturing process behind like the M1 Garand,

that was like easy stamped receiver, stamped everything. They could really pump these motherfuckers out. Cause you know, you're going to war with America clearly. And millions of them are going to be coming over, you know, the, the line. So you need as many of out because you know you're going to war with america clearly and millions of them are going to be coming over you know the the line so you need as many of these you know new assault rifles as you could possibly get so they wanted the the cheaper stamp manufacturing capacity didn't really work out on the type one so they went to the milled type two and type three and then in the mid 1950s they finally perfected stamping to where they could actually do stamp receiver guns that's when the AK took hold, really?

Yeah, like the AKM. And that's what M&M was making in the factory in 8 Mile, the movie. Correct. Oh, God. Okay, can I show you guys something real quick? You were talking about... So oddly specific, it can't not be funny. To this day, all here is up, down.

AK-47s rolling off the line. You know that old joke real quick. You know that old joke, right, about the Soviet, the Russian guy who was making beds. He was in a bed factory. He was riding to his sister. I believe it was, oh, God, I think it was supposed to be like east and west Germany. Alabama, they ride their sisters a little bit different. Right, right. Oh, sorry ride their sisters a little bit. Right.

WR. He's riding his sister basically like, hey, everything's good here but I don't have a bed to sleep in even though I work in a bed factory. Isn't that fucking weird? Communism. She's like, well, why don't you just one by one steal pieces of the bed? Johnny Cash that shit.

Exactly. Piece by piece. 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 60. Be able to build your own bed when you get home. I don't get this joke. I'll tell you in a minute. It's a thing. But yeah,

why don't you just steal it piece by piece? That way at the end of the year you can have your own bed and you can finally sleep comfortably. He's like, sister, I've tried this over and over

but every time I try to assemble bed i just have ak-47 you know the joke is uh johnny cash has a song it's like it's lesser known but it's my favorite johnny cash song it's called one piece at a time and the whole song is like telling the story of a dude that works in a cadillac factory and he could never afford the cadillacs that he makes so he steals a cadillac one piece at a time by bringing it home in his lunchbox every day. And then when he goes to the DMV to have it like license and the DMV workers like, well, what, what kind of car is it? It's a Cadillac. What year? It's a 61, 62, 63, because it took like

30 years to get all the parts for the Cadillac. Got a little awkward when it came time to steal the fenders. That's fucking great. Did not know that song existed. Can I show you guys this picture real quick just to go back to police training stuff? Of course. Can we just say no? Cody's story ends. Did you just try to talk on your own podcast?

We talked about this. Real quick, Cody, what color are the silhouettes at your ranch? Never mind. Is it fucking bully Cody? Real quick, Cody, what color are the silhouettes at your range? Never mind. Wow. Is it fucking bully Cody? Is it? Sorry, I love you.

You just got attacked by everyone down the line. At least I remembered your name, asshole. Yeah, and I named him fucking somebody. I made it for you. Chubby electron. I will take my six million subs elsewhere.

I've got one million now, so fuck you. To be fair, I was trying to remember the name on that box that someone sent us to my P.O. box. Did you see that? No. Yeah. Did a PO box gift just almost break up the podcast? No. Yes.

No, please. Look at this goddamn picture. I saw that. Oh, yeah. I've seen it. I also saw that. I was like, man, Cody's having a rough fucking week. Yeah, that was this week also. Only law enforcement should know how to use guns right this is the first picture to put it up on the screen dude it's terrible i have so many issues with even how that dude is

this dude very much like fucking what but look how low his hand is the funny thing was fucking not even. Yeah. So like when you're looking at what we're looking at, not the main dude, that's clearly doing everything wrong, but the dude that's kind of doing shit wrong still has all four fingers and not the one finger like up on the receiver, ready for the trigger.

Like he can't even hit his safety. He could not. That's how Hannah was holding guns for the delete me ads. And I had to correct on the sweetheart, hold guns like this. Otherwise the internet's going to roast you. And this guy's out here in a real, real life situation. My favorite part is the guy on top is putting his,

he's resting at his stable. Rest is an open trunk. Homies using it. Like he's a pirate with a fucking telescope, except that's not, that's not even a zoomed in lens. It's just a red dot. Not magnified at all.

I can't wrap my head around what he was thinking. He's about to learn a lesson about height over bore too. God, he's going to die from type 2 diabetes. He's also aiming up. He's going full anti-aircraft mode. Look at that guy. That guy should not have any weapon system. No, not at all.

I mean, even if you show up to an intense situation like that, if you have the muscle memory, you're not going to grab your rifle like that. No one is holding their rifles right in an intense situation like that it's the what is it we're gonna send it grimly screenshot that and send that to me because holy fuck i've got diabetes the amount of ptsd i would have running up to a fucking situation where i have to deploy my rifle and i'm like, cool, fucking boom. Okay. I look over to my left and right and see all that.

I'm like, I'm going to die today. I'm fucking dead dog. And it might be my partner. That's it's those. Um, have you guys watched the construction videos where it's that perspective of like the foreman he's looking? Yeah,

sure. And it's just showing like people fucking up. That's that situation of like the foreman he's looking yeah yeah you sure have and it's just showing like people fucking up that's that situation when you look over and it's like oh sorry not holding him by the back now just imagine if he pulled the trigger and that gun the air 15 has very manageable recoil if you have it tucked in your shoulder properly it's or not keep it right on top but like things gonna fall right off that fucking trunk i don't see why even join the police force if you i still think cops should do jiu-jitsu yes yeah 100 oh yes you know i've been preaching that I've been preaching that for years now. I have four.

They're different departments. Like, they're sheriffs and my local PD and state patrol. But I have four law enforcement officers that go to my gym. And, like, just hearing them talk about how much lower stress they are all the time just from doing grab. They're, like, they're blue belts now. I mean, they're really good blue belts. They're tough fucking dudes. But like him telling the story of being like, he would have a, he'd have a fucking panic attack if he ever, if he ever like at a bar and there's like three people I needed to grapple somebody.

And he's like, dude, now when I go to grapple people, it's like, as soon as I grabbed somebody, it's like, oh, this person literally knows fucking nothing. He's like, it's so, he's like my first thought whenever i go hands-on with somebody now is like this guy's way shittier than the coaches at the gym and he just folds them up and it's never an issue yeah dude you should absolutely know how to do that it's a superpower it's the cheapest one actually learning to just do a stand-up fight there's no offset well it's even like you guys know when you when you wrap somebody up, you know immediately if they know what they're doing. Same for fighting, stand-up fighting.

You know immediately if they know what they're doing. I can watch somebody walk towards me and I'm like, okay, this is going to be real easy. After training with you for a couple months, my confidence in being able to beat someone's fucking ass in a bar fight has gone so fucking higher. Like, hey, now i'm not worried but you also like the uh gentleman when we were flying home from that one event that was a friend i was like he recognized brandon no idea who i was i was like brandon that's the dude that will beat your ass he had like cauliflower that guy i thought different guy i thought you were talking about the yeah i know nineays to skin a man alive.

Cut him from fucking stem to stern. Yeah. Oh, but no, the, the fucking cauliflower. And I was like, Brandon,

you can tell by his ears, you don't fuck with that dude. He looked at me. He's like, Oh, Hey, what's up? But he was just cauliflower and just wearing like fighting gear.

I was like, ah, yeah, that that's the one dude you do not fuck with in the airport yeah that guy's scary somebody was on rogan this was like years ago like i don't even think rogan was that big at the time but i was listening to it and they came on and this guy was like a purple belt and he had this crazy story about how him and him and some random dude like got in a fight on the side of the highway like they had road rage

and the car pulled over and got out and he pulled over and got out and they had like a fucking high level grappling match on the side of the highway for like five minutes and then like eventually they were just both tired and they're like and they got in their cars and drove off nobody like actually got hurt so fucking funny They become fucking best friends This is how you're countering fucking jokes. No, she's good. is how men make friends it's okay what the fuck you earned how much police training did you do for yeah like how much police training did i do no for um we did grappling you did a little bit of grappling yeah i mean i did personally but police training like a lot of

it is the lamest shit ever dude the same for military a lot of the super ineffective too yeah it's so ineffective man pain compliance doesn't work on a grown-ass man that doesn't give a fuck especially when high on fentanyl yeah exactly crazy Let's do a pain compliance maneuver on somebody who's on a painkiller. Yeah. Pressure point. That shit. That's it. That's what they teach you.

It's like pressure points. And like, you can do a takedown like this. And it's like, what do I do after that? Shit. One of the, one of the four law enforcement officers that trains at our gym,

he's like really pushing his department to like, come here and like, we'll give him a deal on training like yeah whatever you guys want we'll come we'll do your whole whole department whatever you want we'll give you all the training we want as cheap as we possibly can and like the head dude came just to try it out and this dude was dude was dead lifting like 600 pounds he was fucking huge and they're like cool there's two coaches at my gym right now it's me and another purple belt named Calvin. I'm 250 pounds. Like I look like I might kind of be scary if you don't know anything.

Right. Nick's the only one I'm like, I'm not going to, I'm going to stay up top as much as possible to fight Nick. I am a hundred percent not taking it to the ground. Right. But like the other coach, Calvin, like like literally my one of my best friends for a long time i i beat the shit out of this dude every day for years and now he's he's better at jujitsu than i am and he's 150 pounds and he looks like fucking peewee herman he is the nerdiest

looking white dude on the fucking planet actually god i don't i don't know i'm not trying to offend you he reminds me a lot of umpaville if umpaville was like secretly a fucking humongous badass on the ground so whenever whenever you come up it's got him up is one of those guys who's got like a certain set of unique skills that i feel like i just don't know about that like he might just be like a fucking purple belt and like hold nobody when you see him grab a gun you're like he knows what he's doing he does right and like upas and that level of autism're like, he knows what he's doing. He does, right? And like, Oopas and that level of autism he has, like this is what he does for fun, probably.

The second that camera goes off. Hey, Caleb, we need to hack the Pentagon. What the fuck? What? How are you doing with a gun? Well, like, whenever you're like a big, like, you know, I wrestled in high school, you're just a big, scary looking dude. You always have to roll with the coaches first. Like, I'm not going to let you go beat up some 45 year old dude that's just trying to have a

hobby you know like feel you out see if you're okay and like that i they roll with me first typically and like whatever you know i do pretty good typically speaking and then it always turns into like humble what do you weigh bro and it's like oh okay that's what i weigh 250 oh i'm only i'm only 235 and it's like oh okay i only beat you because i have 15 pounds on it right but meanwhile i'm not sweating after a 10 minute round anyways go roll with calvin and then calvin 150 pound dude just obliterates this guy and that's just like okay then what there goes the ego and then you point how much do you weigh ask him now but uh yeah the the law enforcement guy he rolled with calvin and he's like yeah

yeah we're gonna allocate some funding to come train here all the time now for everybody so as it should be man there should be mandatory jujitsu like every morning for for every police department it'd be awesome because you know how many people would not get shot if they just knew a little bit of grappling like if the cops just knew a little bit well it's like even it's almost like the grappling itself is great but even just exposing yourself to the situation of like another grown man trying to hurt you on a regular basis you don't have that adrenaline dump where you're like a life or death situation all the time and you're like even if it is a life or death situation you're like not freaking the fuck out and you can actually think and do the right things and they talk about how

that's helped them a ton too it's that's kind of cool the confidence comfortability in the ring i mean even putting on gloves for the first time if you want stress get in a ring your first like 30 times you're like i'm sparring instantly your stress like that that that that that that that right versus okay i've done this fucking however many times zero stress going into any situation like but but but it makes the world of difference on even i mean heart rate and breathe learning how to fucking breathe yeah it's already kind of sure i do have to run out of here You get out, we'll fucking keep running We'll bring in King Trout So unfortunately I have to go do

politics things because I am running a very very odd dual life right now but I think I've got a surrogate if I can use that word Not only a veteran but also a congressman Oh whatever, fuck off What a month for you. I'm just like, no big deal.

I'm just going to invent a new gun and then win a congressional seat. Whatever. Guys, I got to go. I'm done with this podcast. I'm running out of side quests. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink. And, of

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Different is calling. We'll keep them going. I appreciate it, guys. I'll see you soon. I'm fine. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Yeah, all right. See you at brunch.

Love you. Bye-bye now. I came. What are we doing tomorrow? Tomorrow is Grand Anthem Podcast in the evening, wrapped by probably 11 at the latest. Go to bed, not get drunk, and then get ready for filming Wednesday

because that's when true filming starts, 8 a.m. That's the one where I'm like, 8 a.m., 8.30, but everyone needs to be up at 7.30, get ready, prepped, and then 8. This is actually true, true filming. Oh, fuck. This is actual, like, scheduled.

Everybody's like, This is actually true true filming This is actual like scheduled Everybody fashion You aren't allowed to be drunk at 10 o'clock I can't just drag my ass into my basement And yell about communism for 25 minutes Fuck this You were fired up dude We were going to pee pee You went on like a 45 minute little rant I'm sorry everybody

That's my bad. I know. They hate listening to you. They famously hate listening to you. I got to film a video. Can I film? Is your studio ready? Yeah.

Can I use it to film a video? Yeah. Okay, good. I got to do a video on 442nd Infantry Regiment while I'm down here for my own channel. Okay. Yeah. Have I told you? Oh, I told you.

I called you drunk and told you about my crazy conspiracy theory about Star Wars i called him too i was freaking out and i was like guys i'm fucking on to something you're like am i yeah you're like dude no i was drunk i was drunk and on a treadmill when i called you out of breath yeah Star Wars, what is it based on? Culturally. And I was like, samurai. And you're like, okay. All right, I'm not crazy. Order, what was it?

Which one? The Star Wars one or the real life one? The Star Wars one. Star Wars one is order 66, but the order that FDR pushed down was EO, executive order 9066. Hmm. Coincidence?

We'll find out in the next fat electrician video. Wait till I tie in Jar Jar Binks. No, I've been looking hard. I can't find it. Can't find a tie into world war two and Jar Jar Binks. I will say the one old guy in charge doesn't fucking stand up very much in star Wars.

I don't know if you've done it. Whoa. What? Where did I just sit in? Don't worry about it. Also, this is Eleanor Roosevelt. Hi, welcome. Welcome, Mr. Trout.

Hi, how are you? Love the new ads. Oh, thanks. I've been working very hard with Mr. Eli Cue him tormenting him stalking him and also been filming ads with him yeah just sit in i know that's the side just walking on like idea i saw one of the comments on the most recent uh unsub which is probably like two episodes behind from this one but they had commented and they were like it's like eli i need to film an ad king trout i got you yeah that's exactly what's happening come here you need to head to my house what are you doing in 20 minutes

filming an ad and then it's me explaining why he needs to get to my face this close for a transition shot like so you're gonna roll over and i need you to grab me right i was like trust me in the edit it's gonna look really there's nothing weird about the fact that For a transition shot, I'm like, so you're going to roll over? And I need you to grab me right here. I was like, trust me, in the edit, it's going to look really good. There's nothing weird about the fact that you're straddling me with your face literally this close to mine right now. I'm like, fuck, okay, hold on. Hands on the table, the closest I've ever been to another man. So you got that going for you, I suppose suppose it was weird you were hard the whole time

I know that's what I told you just hold on don't wear sweatpants to the next ad shoot Sam was like what the fuck were you doing I was like watch she was like she's a grown man going into the bathroom With her boyfriend

Rolling around in bed Speaking of Savannah I don't know why but like a Six month old video of her channel Popped up on my feed the other day And it was you and she made you look like you were 90 And it was something along the lines of like Dating an older man

And I was just laughing my ass off. And just a thumbnail for like five minutes. Because you looked old as shit. I know it when you're talking. I was like. I feel like it was a good thumbnail regardless. But it hit a lot harder if you actually know you. She made me ancient.

Oh, yeah. She made me ancient on that fucking photo i was like yeah it's perfect she's like is this good i'm like yes you said it's perfect it conveys everything in that man's in his late 30s oh my god looking great almost 40 anyways recycling no i'm doing something different now what What? Yeah. It's okay. I do that all the time. I do that all the time. Wait, what's going on? He was queuing me up. He said, did a little alley-oop, but you fucking knocked out your own teammates.

That's not my slam dunk right now. Instead, it's a topic. Garage beers. Oh, yeah. Talk about garage beers. What are we doing that? Oh, garage beers. I mean, fuck tonight if you got time.

I got, fuck, I'm here. As soon as we're done here. I garage beers? I mean, fuck, tonight if you've got time. Right now? I got to fuck out of here. As soon as we're done here. I got no wife and kids here right now. I got all the time in the world. Hey, we just got to move your car. Yeah, that's fine. Garage beers, tune in. New episode soon.

I will interview these wonderful men. You get to see them from my perspective. Asking the hard-hitting questions, the questions everyone wants to know the answers to. Not these softballs that are being pitched by Eli. He's not here, so I can shit. You're going to make this so fucking painfully awkward. I can feel it already.

That is the goal. I want to make you as uncomfortable as is physically possible. That's not going to happen. I know. I know. It's a battle of the wits. So we'll see how that pans out. But as soon as we move your car, throw a camera out in that garage, we'll get down to business. It's not going to happen. I know. It's a battle of the wits. We'll see how that pans out. As soon as we move your car, throw a camera out in that garage,

we'll get down to business. My autism instantly kicked in when he pitched me an idea. He's like, cameras will get hot. The cameras will get hot, though. I bought another one. I bought an identical 4Runner for Iowa. Identical. The same fucking one.

I have two identical four runners bro the new one came out i'm like i'm buying another one because the four runners never going to be good again because the new four runners got a four cylinder in it you don't have to justify buying two nick i know i do though you're doing something right the stock prices are going to go up because the new fourRunner's got fucking four cylinders. Six cylinders is shitty enough. They should have never got rid of the V8. I'm mad about it, actually, but it's fine. Go on.

Speaking of vehicles, I may have accidentally told Cody that you were going to LS swap his... Oh my god. He's going to piss the internet off. No, he doesn't care about that. He loves that idea. It's what else you're going to do. And then you told me you were going to put

an automatic transmission in it. Well, now I hate you. Why? Why the fuck would you put an automatic transmission in a Hilux? Why wouldn't you? Fight. Chick-fil-A's going to hate you, Matt. Fight. Chick-fil-A hates Nick all the time.

The fucking. I love how you just. I love how you just. You just came up with a way to call me gay with like four steps of logic. I just got inceptioned. I was like, yeah, just dream, dream, dream. That was four insults inside of an insult. Dude, have we even talked about the Hilux yet?

No, I think Nick was keeping it a secret is what he was implying. Oh, okay. You can talk about it. You know who's going to help me, right? Huh? Kevin. Oh, no shit. Mr. Junkyard Diggs, yeah. Nice.

That's awesome. That dude is insane. So I'm giving my Hilux to Nick, and he's going to LS swap it. That's right. That's going to be hilarious. The manual. Yeah. No, no, no.

He's removing the manual transmission. Yeah. But manual, right? No. I'm going automatic. I'm sorry. Huh? Why not?

I have a million reasons. Oh, God. What is it right now? It's manual. It also has like seven horsepower. Bro, it's got a fucking lawnmower engine. It's got three and a half cylinders, seven horsepower.

You gotta do the pull cord on it to get it cranked up. It really is trash, dude. It's an 81 Hilux, for those of you that don't know. I bought it from Demolition Ranch a couple years ago. But it's been sitting at Matt Best's property for, I think, a year now. So I dug into it because I think I told the internet in Rich's live stream or something that I was going to do this. They're like, it's actually not a Hilux. It's just a Toyota.

It's literally just called the Toyota because there was like one. That's why that car is like so expensive and so rare because of the whole chicken tax bullshit. There was like one or two years where they found a loophole where they were able to import a Hilux, but they had to rename it to something else. So they literally just called it the Toyota truck. It was like 79, 80.

Because it's like an 86. It's an 81. 81. Okay, it's like 80, 81 is the two years they were able to do it. Well, that's cool. Yeah, regardless. It's a fucking Hilux. But Cody's has a 50 Cal on the back.

It's true. It's true. Rubber ducky one. I cannot wait. Like we got some head turns driving around Texas. When I start driving around rural Iowa, people are going to shit their pants, especially hearing that LS engine.

What the fuck is going on? It'd be actually interesting driving like LA with that thing. Cause that would cause literal chaos. How was LA, by the way? Oh, my fucking God. How was it? I didn't have enough time. Oh, my God.

Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Pause. Pause. Go. I tried. I couldn't get it in time. I offered a patch.

I offered several patch companies to pay for an order of like 1,000 patches if they could get me a singular patch in like 48 hours and nobody could get it done otherwise i was gonna get you a deployment patch for la like the military there's your deployment pad I can see IV on his chest the unsung citation badge a coin shake his hand just the entire whole thing how was it just wait wait wait

wait okay the full story I have to pee hold on okay hold on we're gonna fucking talk about no I know the background you tell the background

okay so I also have to pee though okay well you go pee I will give okay everyone go pee pee I will give a back story about LA where you went because i know it and i was requesting for one thing specifically i wanted when he got out on hunter street to describe the smell oh god so piss and shit

connor has never been to la it i cannot describe i've been to when i actually went and drove down to la the very first time i did a wrong turn and ended up in um what's a really bad spot on um oh oh you're talking about um where all the homeless people are oh fuck not d bellum um that's another bad area i i accidentally this is my first time in LA. I just took a wrong turn cause I was trying to find my buddy's place. I was like, Oh, what the fuck is going on?

Wow. Oh, I'm in the wrong part of town. There's 50,000 homeless people. It's like an absurd number. Oh yeah, dude. That's why I call it like in my videos,

I call it hobo, doodoo, piss, shit, needle land, stuff like that. That's why I call it like in my videos. I call it hobo doo-doo piss shit needle land stuff like that Such a simplistic name Fuck what is that name la homeless area? I hate what you're talking about. I can't think of the fucking name skid row skid row I accidentally turk a wrong turn my very first time visiting I took a wrong turn and just ended up on skid row

This is me never being there. I was like, what? The ever living fuck. And I had been to war at that point. So when I was telling, I was like, hey, Jake, lawyer, Jake corridor, Jake, we love him. Also part of my subcom to the Midwest side. So lights, though, coward Jake. I was like, I want you to record Connor getting out of Hunter Street the very first time when he takes in that smell. Mm-hmm.

And I just want to see that experience. I want Connor. I want to visualize the experience that Connor is having for the very first time living from that Indiana life and then coming here to Bernie, Texas. Yeah. So. Go. You gave the background of the road trip. Oh, yeah.

You flew there, right? Yes. Okay. So two days ago, Jake, Laura, Jake, and I, dad, as I call him, woke up at 4 o'clock in the morning local time, San Antonio, Bernie, Texas time. Flew to Los Angeles, landed in LAX, drove to the Corridor Digital Studio in a rented SUV to pick up equipment that was too expensive to fly back to Texas. And then immediately after loading the SUV, drove back to San Antonio, Texas. So we have been in an SUV for the past two days. It a wonderful experience great road trip there's some behind

the scenes coming you know you'll see it but upon arriving in los angeles uh he took me on a tour of skid row uh you may or may not be familiar wonderful place uh truly just the pinnacle of californian society got out of the car um the whole place reeks of weed and piss uh i saw a dog chewing on a rat just a stray dog chewing on a rat two feet away from from the car it's a third world country los angeles is a third world country it's exactly like you would expect it to be so i didn't there wasn't like a big reaction of like, whoa, what is this place? Because it was just, it was hell on earth. And that's what I expected. But what blew my mind about California, Los Angeles specifically, is that every single flat surface, every single fucking flat surface has graffiti on it.

Oh yeah. Everything has graffiti on it. It blew my fucking mind you could not turn your head without seeing graffiti everywhere on the highway for like two fucking hours till we left california and don't take this out of fucking context tony gonzalez but is a beautiful beautiful state it's a wonderful everything's in bloom there's rolling hills fucking gorgeous the weather weather's all weather it's a wonderful everything's in bloom there's rolling hills fucking gorgeous the weather weather is awesome weather it's 70 degrees like the perfect humidity oh my god but the people

jesus fucking christ the people california would be the garden of eden were it not for californians Californians. How could you take something so beautiful and destroy it? You were given the greatest thing on earth, and you fucking ruined it, you pieces of shit! Tell us how you really feel. Yeah, and then we drove back through the desert, stopped by Roswell, New Mexico.

That was also a shithole. That was very much a shithole. It was super exciting to go to Roswell. But you don't say that with them. You're not like, we get you. You're giving Roswell, New Mexico. We get it. New Mexico.

We roll into New Mexico at like 1 o'clock in the morning. So we flew in, again, like I said, 4 o'clock in the morning, get on a goddamn plane, fly to hell on earth los angeles get in an suv drive through the most beautiful the most beautiful beautiful place in the world that's fucking been destroyed by the retards who live there and uh what is that our fourth r word pass and then um uh made it into arizona arizona top tier great state love it love it. Got bit by some fire ants at a gas station that's neither here nor there. Went to New Mexico. It was like 2 o'clock in the morning.

We arrive, and we had just been driving. Obviously, you know, we've been up for 22 fucking hours. We're like, you know what would be great is to fucking drink a beer and smoke a cigarette and go to bed. Pull into the 7-Eleven, grab a case of White Claws and a case of beer, go to checkout, and the guy goes, oh, New Mexico state law can't sell alcohol past midnight. It's fucking Friday. Midnight on a Friday, we can't drink a goddamn beer. The guy goes, oh, well, there's a, you know, I start shaking a little bit, a little nervous. But the guy's like, oh, there's a bar, you know, down the street.

I think they close at 2. There's no bar. There was nothing in this town. Checked or tried to, we should have made reservations for the hotel. We didn't. Tried a bar, you know, down the street. I think they close it, too. There's no bar. There was nothing in this town. Checked or tried to. We should have made reservations for the hotel. We didn't. Tried the first one. Tried the second one.

Tried the third one. Ended up at like a Motel 3, I think. Not even a 6. No. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, they're working their way up.

There were some bugs. Used condoms, needles. It is what it is. Got a good night's sleep. How was the smell, though? Like Los Angeles? Dude, it is what it is. Got a good night's sleep. How was the smell, though? Like, Los Angeles? Dude, Hunter Street, like, everything. It's just, it's like overbearingly of weed to the point where I literally turned to Jake,

and I was like, how does it smell like someone's blowing a joint into my face? Wait, did the hobo urine go away? It smelled very faintly of piss, and weirdly enough, of fried chicken. Cody, don't float i don't know what you're implying i do it's surprisingly so i haven't been in years if it smells more like weed that's crazy because fuck that is the most pungent smell i've ever had was getting out for the first time visiting corridor rocket jump i was like man i'm so excited to open the door it's like it's just pneumonia my eyes are burning like what is like oh you're good ammonia yeah ammonia not no all the homeless people live in like trash nests.

It was really interesting. So it's not like on the news and stuff. You'll see like a tent, but like in reality, they're like birds. They're like birds, but with garbage. So it'd be like empty milk jugs and like,

like homeless people like this. Like, I saw a guy doing that, dude. They've been down. They pick up like a, a... I saw a guy doing that, dude. They bend down, they pick up a jug of milk, and they rip it up and make it a bed out of it. Yeah, I saw that guy.

You saw that guy? You saw a lot of people doing this move? Oh, yeah, the... What is it? What drug is that, Cody? Heroin. Is that... The narc that you have to use? Oh, Trank?

Yeah, they're doing heroin. Probably with some fentanyl. They did this thing. Yeah, we saw some zombies. Zombie lean. Dude, that zombie lean dog. They just fall asleep standing up. These were children at one point.

They have parents. They have homes. They can vote. They can vote. I don't think a majority can. I don't think they're going to. There's a fucking skyscraper right around the corner on Skid Row. Jake was like, you see that shit?

I was like, yeah. That's a multi-million dollar apartment building specifically to house the homeless. If you look at this building, they built it like last year and it looks like fucking mad max like the windows are all broken there's like fucking shit there's a tv dangling from the side like blowing in the wind it's like how did you take something you were given a multi-million dollar thanks to the taxpayers of california multi-million dollar

fucking apartment building you can live in for free, and they destroyed it within the course of a fucking year. It looks like fucking zombies have taken over. $1.2 billion was that initiative to give housing to the homeless. $700 million was spent. Then they quit the project altogether. They just gave up on it. This was five years ago. And then they relaunched it, and that's what the outcome was.

They were like, see, we should have just never done this. Because it turned into Judge Dredd. Yeah. That too. It was like drug lords running it. Everyone's chaotic. And you're like, huh. It was almost identical to Austin, Texas.

Unironically. I'm saying that without a hint of irony, Los Angeles, where I went in Los Angeles was almost identical to where we went in Austin, Texas. Oh, it's beautiful. I could not be a police officer. I wouldn't be a police officer anywhere anymore, to be completely honest with you. When Gavin Newsom runs for president, the memes

are going to be so good, though. Yes, that piece of shit. When Gavin Newsom runs for president, the memes are going to be just top tier. Perfect. But you made it back, though. We got really beautiful pictures of your outfits that Jake was sending us. Yes, thank you.

I tried on one of each of the uniforms. He only took pictures of one, though. Well, there are pictures. Let me guess which one. There are pictures of the gray guys, if you want to call them that, in World War II. The ally of Axis of Evil. Axis of Evil. Axis power? Yeah, whatever.

And Jake was like, let me take a picture of this just so everybody knows what it looks like. And I was like, please, maybe don't. He's like, I'm not going to post it. And I was like, all right, cool, we're good. What would you rather have, you post it in that in that outfit or you posted a Japanese outfit with tape? Wait, what? What? Tape.

Oh. I want to know which one. This is your worst scenario. You have to pick one that goes online. I think, I mean, the German one, obviously. Like, if you were dressed as a Nazi, I feel like that's not as bad as, like, taping your eyes up into a slant. You don't get to say anything about it, though. You just get to post it.

Just post a photograph? Yeah, and you never can defend it. Yeah, then I would, well, okay. That's an interesting condition that you've added. No, I feel like the tape eyes makes that one way worse. Is it? Yeah. Well, if you were to propose like tape eye Japanese uniform versus like arm at 45 degrees in the other uniform, that would be like. That's a good.

Thank you for adding to that. Thank you for making that challenge way better. Which would you do it, bro? God, that would be a nightmare for me. It's like. No, that wouldn't. You're fine because you have some Asian blood in you, so you'd be good. Just do that one.

What's your accent, Eli? What would you say if you had the tape ones? Me? Yeah, dude. What's the accent? Oh, it's Cody. Look at Cody. He's looking very strong right now.

You got the racist of Mr. Trout. A king of trout. I'm not Another racist. And then a fat erectrician. Erectric. Erectric. Erectric. I'm just struggling on that word for an hour. The erectrician.

He's just always hard. I'm writing E-R-E God damn it. Which one are y'all picking? That's why Asians never have their own traditions. I feel the most comfortable in this situation, right? If I can never defend it, oh my gosh.

I feel like the... I mean, Justin Trudeau is prime minister of Canada, so I would go Japanese, because obviously being caricature racist is easier to defend apparently so i'd probably go that route plus the german uniforms are wool and it's hot as fuck i wore it outside for like five seconds everybody who plays a german in tiny guns 3 is gonna be dead that's the only defense you can say it's you arm up so man these uniforms are so hot. Man, sure is hot in here.

So you look even more racist. What the fuck and you never respond to anything. No, I decided to go American instead. Cody, which one are you choosing? Oh, Jesus.

The most racist one probably. It also depends on how you look though. Now that i'm thinking about it more like i'd have to see the pictures oh 100 cody with the japanese outfit way worse the japanese had those little gay hats oh yeah yeah like the yeah the things that hang out that word which one oh can't say that but it's called the cunt cap. Cunt. It's that cap. That's what they call it.

The VFW one? Yes. The things that you said. I'd probably go German now that I think about it more. Really? You're just going hard? Yeah. Yeah.

I feel their uniform looks better, objectively. Everybody knows that and agrees to that. Oh, yeah. They definitely do. They're the baddies. I like how this guy, should it be a handsome racist or a stupid-looking racist? Yeah, that's right.

Exactly. Or Japanese people stupid-looking. No, taping your eyes back is stupid, though. Oh, and I can't defend it. I was just going to be like, I was asking a question, dude. I was trying to hail a cab. They caught me in the middle of hailing a cab backyard oh god nick which one you picked a dog for what you gotta you gotta

pick one i'm not doing either i told you i'm being an american i bitch about communism way too much for anybody to be able to do oh is this you bro and just have a picture of me in a nazi uniform somewhere if If not happening. I love dude. I do love that for tiny guns three, everyone was like this, like, because you and Brandon,

Brandon's like, blah, blah, bad optics. Yeah. Bad optics. Now that you mentioned it, when Jake proposed the concept to me,

my immediate response was, can I be a Nazi? Say for Cody, he just was was, can I be a Nazi? Same for Cody. He's like, I got an outfit already. He's like... He goes, oh, I got it. Cody's like... My grandpa loved

Wolfenstein. Look at this. Huge in the cough place. It's like freshly ironed as if you wore it yesterday. My Argentinian grandfather passed this down. Generation from generation. This was up in the attic for a long time. Have you seen that skit?

Oh, yeah. It's where my grandfather loved Wolfenstein so much. Look at what I found in the attic. Look, I think this is one of the original cheat books. I told you guys about the 5-11 party in Las Vegas, right? Which part? What? The 511 when we went to your thing.

You told me parts, but related to this, I'm not sure anymore. We were in the store, and there was some dude that was just there shopping, looking for backpacks. And I'm like, I have a lot of backpacks. I'm on the search for the perfect backpack for some reason. So I just know a bunch of whatever. And I walked over I was like, pick that one. This one sucks. Dick, pick that backpack. Trust me. It's better of the two. And he's like, Oh yeah, I couldn't have that one anyways. Cause I'm from Argentina and I run a, uh, I run a security company, but like in Argentina you can't have like military looking stuff or the cops will stop you all the time

because they have a huge cartel problem and the cops will just assume you're with the cartel and they'll try to like bust you or whatever so he's like he's looking for like the low-key but still like useful backpack and he we like start back and forth for a minute he's like yeah and this dude's like i don't know not super south south american looking and he's like yeah my uh my grandfather is from argentina and i just kind of look at him and he goes yeah yep and we had a whole conversation in the word yep and that was it was that was about it yeah here in 1946 yeah pretty much uh-huh my 511 story was that

that was the day that I decided to wear my I'm gay t-shirt knowing we were going to a press event I forgot you had to

which also played out so good for when those that one dude came up to try to get us to go to the hot girls

to fucking eat each other out oh yeah do you remember this guy was like you want to party with some bitches they're gonna fucking slob on that and we're like no we're gay i love dick and then

he had a shirt that just says i'm gay so that dude's like nah dog just walk off i forgot about that no because i wore suits i dressed like fucking uh uh not robert de niro yeah robert de niro in casino like every day that I was down in Vegas, because I was just being a fucking dickhead as usual. So, like, big sunglasses, Hawaiian shirt under a suit jacket. Like, fit it up. Excuse me. And I was wearing that for, like, three days consecutively.

And then on the fourth day, I had to, you know, subvert expectations. So I wore a black T-shirt that in comic sans all caps just says, I'm gay. Not knowing that we would be going to a press event. So the same event where Tim Kennedy was there, and he had like a little talk he gave, and he got like attacked by a... Belgian Malinois.

Malinois wearing the dog suit and everything. And he had Michelle Watterson, the UFC fighter lady, and her husband there. And he was introducing her to everybody, and I was going to try to get her on sub, and I think Tim was trying to get her on sub too for an episode, and we were talking, and previously that night

I had talked to somebody that was a fan of mine, and he had this story about his grandfather in World War II, yadda yadda yadda, and I bullshitted with him for five minutes, and 20 minutes later, now I'm talking with tim and michelle and i'm like a couple minutes into this conversation with michelle and her husband and they're really nice and this dude just comes back up with an ipad and he goes bro i found that picture i was telling you about my grandpa and he just shows me and michelle and tim kennedy and michelle watterson's husband he just flips the old ipad around and it is his grandfather holding a severed human head.

And I'm like, okay. He's like, yeah, isn't that cool? I was like, yeah, okay, go over there. I'll talk to you in a minute. Okay, great. And I was like, sorry. This is my life. One of those situations where there's like 15 minutes of explanation.

My bad. This is normal for me, but I understand how it's not normal for a lot of people. I'm really sorry. Fuck. Can we talk about who's coming on shortly for UFC fight? Come. Come on. If you want to ruin the surprise.

It's called tantalizing. I'm good. It's a teaser. Because I think we're all stoked for that one. That one's going to be good. I've been speaking with, you might know him, his name is Mighty Mouse.

Mr. Demetrius Johnsonson so he's uh he's gonna be coming on unsub here soon that'll be a good episode it was the weirdest thing me and cody are cody and i are sitting at and then it just pops up it's like fucking demetrius johnson calling because cody just gave his number and he's immediately called or just like he called Cody I was like hey he's I know where he lives tell him fucking nice yeah I was like oh shit I should take this call right now I'll be right back so yeah he's gonna be coming on on unsub here in the next couple months it'll be awesome really excited about that one because I've known him uh we've never met in person but i've known him for a little over a year now because i've been trying to play tarkov with him because he's a huge gamer

so it'll be a good one to have on we could talk about games beating the fuck out of people you know being the pound for pound like most deadly as fucking fighter in the world almost he cracks me up because like everybody else in the pound for pound best ever conversation is like hardcore like this dude just thinks about fighting and mighty mouse is like playing video games and shit all the time while also being probably pound for pound one of if not the best fighters ever just a deadly man he's got his black belt too one of my friends told me about that i've been watching his uh i saw his highlights uh just because i like i'm into jujitsu and shit. Like even doing gi jujitsu, he's going into like absolute tournaments up against dudes that are like 300 pounds and still winning. Jesus Christ.

Just spider monkey and dudes. It's hilarious. And just for reference, this dude was a UFC champion. He just got his fucking black belt. He's just a monster. I don't know if the best submission in ufc history but like he's in the running that suplex to armbar it gets brought up in every best submission ever dude's a fucking monster on the ground and stand up he's just a monster in general he's got

one of the best knockouts ever which wasn't even the ufc where he like he catches a dude with a punch and rocks him and the dude starts stumbling back and he literally just stays with him stumbling back and doesn't strike and as soon as the dude's back hits the cage he throws a flying knee and catches him on the recoil and just obliterates him it's horrible it's one of the gnarliest knockouts on the fucking planet and it's just scary because it's like he rocked him. He knew he rocked him. And he just like follows him this close, follows him all the way across the cage until he bumps the cage and then throws a flying knee.

Horrifying. Annihilates him. Yeah. Terrifying. I love Inoue just fought. Inoue's the new, he's called the monster he or monster not beast um japanese fighter that is decimating the weight classes and he's now moving up he got dropped for the very first time uh monday they have he fights in japan so it's a

monday fight metric yeah 4 a.m fuck it yeah metric dude got dropped for the very first time in his career and i was like you got to see how mad that dude got from getting dropped for the first time and then he just absolutely hunted the dude down and destroyed him i was like oh that poor man just oh i would not want to pick one dude you don't want to piss. It's like pissing off Mike Tyson. You're like, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Speaking, who was the dude when we were at dinner the other night who did the fucking backflip heel kick into the guy's face? Do you remember that? Oh, I forgot.

That was a nasty knockout. Dude does a full jump rotation. Capoeira kick. Yeah yeah and then lands on the dude's chin with his shin like he saw like he dropped him and he saw his opportunity and he's like oh and the guy like kicks out and misses and you see a shit going like this and go guy's body goes like this murder does the tents up oh that guy's fucking done as we're all watching it on a cell phone we were those guys at the bar it's like family's out at dinner and we're all like i love fighting everyone fighting like fucking this is heaven for me um i didn't realize gracie so you know

remember hoist yeah just destroying everyone ufc time frame hoist came out recently on a podcast and hoist they were like why were you the the gracie you were the greatest he was the smallest no that's not even why he talks about this hoist hoist this is always talking about it he was like no i wasn't the best by any means he was like my dad picked me because I was the best looking to be in front of the camera. He's like, that's literally all it boiled down to. The legend that I always heard was that because it was between him and Hickson. Hickson's a monster.

And Hickson's a fucking monster. But Hickson's also a pretty big dude. And like the jujitsu like lore, I guess, was always that the Gracie family picked hoist because he was the smallest and they wanted to display the fact that their martial art was so good that the small guy could go in and beat a 250 pound wrestler or whatever so that was always kind of like the jujitsu lore behind it and then hoist came out on a podcast recently it was like yeah that fucking lore I don't know where that came from he's like literally my dad picked me because it was the best looking of the hoises or the greats he was like it was all my dad picked he's like oh so my dad picked me because he recognized i had telekinetic powers at an early age

hicks and this dude had like 300 fights and no losses hickson was a monster at that time and brazilian jiu-jitsu. One of the funniest. If you nerd out about jiu-jitsu and MMA shit, if you ever look up Hickson Gracie. So he had a son. His son's name is Kron. He fought in the UFC. He fought like Cub Swanson.

And he didn't do particularly well because he was like straight jiu-jitsu. And everybody was just scared to death to go to the ground with him. Naturally. He was like straight jujitsu and everybody was just scared to death to go to the ground with him. But, uh, in ADCC, he was in the finals up against somebody. And this dude was, uh, basically playing the point system,

trying to stall Kron out. So he couldn't cause Kron would submit him on the ground. And Hicks, Hicks and Gracie is like, he's like old. He's like in his fifties now. And Hicks and Gracie is just stone face. Just like old school gangster stone in his 50s now and hicks and gracie is just stone face just like old

school gangster stone face watching from the crowd just watching his son annihilate people in the biggest grappling competition in the world and like adcc's abu dhabi combat club and it's literally like a bunch of royalty from the middle east is just like it i want to see what the best grappler in the world is from any discipline whatever i have four three right trillion dollars so like this is like the best grappling competition period to this day and this is back in the day and he's just sitting there watching his son annihilate people and they're in the finals and this dude's kind of like stalling and hickson finally just like breaks the stone face and he starts going just fucking taunting this dude by making chicken noises it's fucking

hilarious i just like hickson when cron came out he's like you're named cron baby that's the name i would have never pictured it's The most caveman. Your name, Cron Gracie. Cron. Cron. Put the three blood marks on the baby's face. And then he's making chickens. Thank God he wasn't disfigured. He'd have thrown them off a cliff. Could you imagine being like

mid, mid, you know, jujitsu fight with some dude and like, no, just one of the most famous legends of your sport ever is just

making chicken noises at you it'd be horrible oh that would be terrible that's like being at our live show imagine if you imagine if you were boxing like imagine if you had a boxing fight and muhammad ali is just taunting you for being a bitch from the stands you're like damn it okay i'll step it up jesus fucking Christ bro Speaking of which Do we got Tyson or do we got Paul yeah me too I want Tyson to win so bad As long as he's not on shrooms he'll do good

I hope he's on shrooms but uncontrollable Like how about Viking shroom Tyson Tyson Comes in wearing a bear belt Eating his forearms Tyson knocking out Jake Paul comes in wearing a bear belt Tyson knocking out Jake Paul has the potential to be like the most unifying thing America's seen in the last 20 years

just everybody's on the same page I don't care who you voted for if you're over the age of 20 you're like yes Mike Tyson fucking knocked him out flags in front of every house did you just say it's our 9-11 Mike Tyson fucking knocked him out. Flags in front of every house. It doesn't matter. Did you just say it's our night?

Yeah. Exactly. Flags in front of every house. Fucking Bush is like, we won. I can't think of a more unifying thing in my adult lifetime than people rooting for Tyson right now. And he's looking like a killer right now.

I just hope they just let him kill. I want methed out Tyson in that ring. Dude, he's got the shark eyes. I saw Eli's shark eyes the other day. That's scary. He's the sweetest. Look at this smiling. He's just a happy guy.

No, we were training boxing, and then I saw fighting Eli and his eyes Roll back in his head. It's just black and he's like they're like the shark from Nemo Literally exactly like that blood and then I would like I would like to throw a jab and he would like grab my arm It's like no to this do this and then it would like be way quicker And I was like, okay. He knows what he's talking about and then it would like be way quicker and i was like okay he knows what he's talking about and then he would like counter it's like fight that's the best same thing in jujitsu when you're training somebody like here's the right answer also you're still wrong i've only ever i've only ever been in bar fights here's you with a level one correct answer here's me with a level one correct answer. Here's me with a level 50 wrong answer.

I thought I was learning. I don't know anything. Don't fight random people, especially if they have a call foul ear or when they fight you, they're smiling and they're very comfortable. Or wearing flip flops. Or when their feet,

if their feet, if you square up to somebody and their feet go, then you know you're in fucking trouble. Just leave. Just like, you know what, bro? That was my bad. Or shoot them. I'm not a lawyer. Shoot them.

Claim it's self-defense. Start crying. Call the police. I don't know what happened. You're going to be fine. Their hands are already stopping you from drawing. Uh-oh. Well, you were training boxing.

I was training in the blade. Do you remember the guy on the subway that went to pull a pair of scissors out on someone else, and he was sitting down, and the guy pushed the pair of scissors down and just started hammering him in the face? No. Did you ever see that one? No. Yeah.

That was his go-to weapon. His sidearm was a pair of scissors to pull out a pair of scissors and do grab this hand and push the scissors back in like down into his leg and just fucking started hammering his head against the back of the subway car i bet that dude never pulled scissors again the dude defending himself just wanted to be left alone in this drunk guy it was just like all up in his face. Just like, okay, I'm going to hold this down. I'm going to do some work now.

I just got done sewing a dress. He's like, this is the only weapon I have on me. Cody, close us out. We'll do an after show. Fucking close this bitch out. Guys, thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Mr. King Trout, and the Fat Electrician. And Cody.

Hello. Donut Operator. Donut. And Brandon Herrera. And Brandon Herrera, who had a new congressman. Mr. Congressman. Gotta go be a congressman. Change the world.

Positively benefit people. Go check out the after show. We're going to go there for 10 to 20 minutes. And have a congressman. Change the world. Positively benefit people. Go check out the after show. We're going to go there for 10 to 20 minutes. And have a good time. Kisses. Also, last week's episode was fucking amazing. It's just you and your parents talking. Fucking loved it, dog.

What did I miss? Oh, it's something we filmed around Rain's Day, right? When my parents were here. Yeah, so the after show on Patreon was just me and my parents talking. My mom telling stories and stuff. It was really good, man. She's just a sweetheart. Mama Dawn's an angel. We need to protect her at all costs.

Yes, sir. We will. Through violence. Bye. We'll see you again You won't know my