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Fungal infection? You talking about my ex-girlfriend?
Genghis Khan is just like, why won't anyone talk to me?
Guess what doesn't exist anymore? Nazi Germany. Go f*** yourself.
Oh f***, Admin's here.
I'm so sorry.
I'd like to speak to my lawyer, please.
I thought that said poop tea for a minute.
This is my favorite.
That's what I just made, dude.
You're drinking the poop tea, dude?
I just made a heavy batch of poop tea before this, man.
I could smell it when I went in there.
It was thick, man.
I was like, mmm.
We forgot to count down.
That was the most mismatched fucking shit in the world.
At your own pace, gentlemen.
Let the editor worry about it.
Fire at will.
This is what happens when you come off of multiple days of filming and then filming podcasts.
It's fine.
Everything else. It's fine. Everything else.
It's fine.
It's okay.
I was a little cold sitting here and then my arm touched Nick and I got radiated by his Iowa heat.
It was pretty sick.
It's the hatred of communism.
Our elbows touched and I was like, I actually feel warmer now.
I'm good.
This is sick.
Life hack, if you're ever freezing to death in a cabin with me, just ask me about Karl Marx.
It'll warm up. I watching just the ir signature blinds you
nick's soapbox heater it's like okay yeah start talking about it more
there's certain there's certain topics you can kind of trigger nick over history and he starts
charging up like godzilla like tony stark making a new element
i like to harass nick about history topics because i can kind of push his buttons i'm like
dude i think michael vittman was a was the best tank ace of world war ii and he starts getting
he gets so mad dude i mean michael vittman
he was a very effective tank uh panzer commander right up and right up until he got fucking killed
by a sherman well right up until he got killed by a sherman but i mean the sherman wasn't even
that good compared to german armor all right well i want a chance to talk for you know in this
episode i always need my one my one chance to talk in an unsubscribe episode
welcome to the unsubscribe podcast i'm joined today by eli double fat mr administrative results
the fat electrician and hello i am donut operator thank you so much for watching us
okay no you guys fight all right hi everyone i'm not gonna talk anymore
my job is done.
I mean, personally, I think German leadership was probably one of the best of World War II.
Of course, they were hampered by Adolf Hitler's poor decision. Led them all the way to fucking losses twice.
All the way there.
I don't know.
I just personally disagree.
Which German leaders?
Oh, you know.
Guderian?
Heinz Guderian, the inventor of the Blitzkrieg.
Oh, really?
Even though it was Percy Hobart and it was a well-known fact that heinz gadarian had all of percy hobart's notes and he
spent the last fucking three decades before world war ii developing the blitzkrieg that guy
interesting never heard of percy but i mean heinz gadarian sounds pretty you ever heard of the
funnies you know all the sherman tanks that had like the flails on the front and like the roads
and shit he invented all that shit. Yeah. I watched your video.
Yeah.
Good.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
I just personally disagree.
So I told you you can push his buttons.
It's actually pretty fun.
I can't,
I can't do this.
Dude,
we need,
uh,
the gang does.
And we just send Nick to a communist country.
I'll get murdered immediately.
We need a document.
What do you mean?
It's going to be Nick fighting
like 10 starving people at the same time.
This is my bread now.
He's going to be on the doom pile
when all the starving communists
are coming up.
This is my soup line.
I'm like Hades from the Hercules
Disney movie. Get your slimy souls off me just fighting him. This is my soup line. I'm like Hades from the Hercules Disney movie.
Get your slimy souls off me.
Stop touching me.
Get your slimy souls
off me.
I just record.
Old fucking James Wood.
Yeah. Speaking of that.
Who wants to come on the podcast?
I've been speaking with him recently.
I can't wait.
I'm stoked for you guys. You were can't wait. Dude, I'm excited. I'm so excited.
I'm stoked for you guys.
You were lining up candy to send to a seat.
Yeah.
A piece of candy.
Yeah.
There's going to be a piece of candy coming up here.
A piece of candy.
Dude, this is really fucking good.
This is surprisingly good.
Yeah.
Poop tea.
Slaps.
Are we sponsored by them?
Are you just saying it's good?
No. Why are you saying it's good if we're not being paid by them we call them poop because the truth matters i think
when we call them poop tea yeah please it don't matter open it just just pop it just pop it that's
fucking surprisingly good i didn't try the mango oh that's easy too yeah that's dangerous is there alcohol in it yeah that's five
percent caffeine maybe maybe that's that's you know you know what that just made me think of
like tubing down the river yes oh that sounds nice right now and we're not even sponsored by
them fuck that's surprising dangerous yo poop tea you pay us, we're not saying your name.
That's good.
Y'all, you got...
You good down there.
Holy shit.
Hey, that's a nice thing.
Yo, poop tea, if you want to sponsor this.
We'll take it.
We'll stop calling you poop tea.
Until then, that's all we're going to call you, but it tastes really good.
We're going to keep drinking it, though.
Just bully them into a sponsorship.
It'll be great. I'm going to call you it, though. Just bully them into a sponsorship. It'll be great.
I'm going to call you poop until I put my mouth on you.
Science.
So, oh, my God.
We're joined by our boy today.
Dude, we have a lot to talk about.
First off, you've got to do your real set, like first real set.
Everyone, we already discussed this one time.
We did Tiny Guns 3.
We all dressed up in different world war ii
attires nick looked like he just can time travel along dude you put you in a civil war outfit i'd
be like that dude was in the civil war he was in the iowa regiment all you guys look so fucking
good the american soldiers sitting there on the stone wall that was so cool that was by the way
guys i don't know if this is going to be as high energy as it normally is because we've been filming non-stop for like
48 hours so what cody's hand here now raise it 15 degrees and that's what his role was
i was like tired up to here yeah tired up to here cody looked fucking everyone just
looked the best and i told uh corridor so when talking with jake and everyone
writing the roles you were the one i was like hey uh you can give admin lines and trust he's going
to do a really good job of carrying himself on camera and i fucking nailed it i never worked
with you but i watch your little interactions and how you carry yourself on your own i was like that
dude knows what he's doing thanks man that means a lot dude i was like i was like my boy now that even jake was like bro you know that to a t because i was like here here
here here good okay go fucking go you're the only one i had no reference to
making the angry guy in the background he's gonna be perfect which is exactly what i strive to be you just ask our majors like what's a good goddamn morning you're the fucking weatherman
yeah exactly how the hell would you know unless i'm gonna be angry don't have me act
but how was that like your first dude that was a blast that was really fun being a part of
something like that with a high production crew like a lot of guys with experience being filmed
by a red camera that was that was pretty sick. Getting to show up and just not have to worry
about making the video. That was so much fun. Like I, like when you make a YouTube video,
like when I do my LARP videos, I'm still always like doing some level of planning of some kind
organizing if there's extras, having them organized. So it's like you're directing,
you're producing your tech, like writing. I don't really write that much, but much but um getting to show up and just be like all right dude here's your line
say it all right you're good i think that was nice even doing like shot angles you have to
think about that going into those things and this is the first time you're like i'm talent
yeah in between takes were just like legs out just sitting like soldiers look
so i was really getting immersed in my world yeah Yeah. Nick, how was that for you?
That was your first.
I mean, you've been doing filming for like two years.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
And then you're just tossed into a corridor digital, which, dude, I grew up since 2010 watching those.
Yeah, that's a huge deal.
That to me is what blew me away the most.
I was like, dude, I'm in a corridor digital production right now.
Like younger me would have been blowing his load at
the thought of that like that is it's a big deal that's exciting i've never watched a corridor
video besides teeny guns 2 with you and you call it teeny guns tiny guns whatever
i went into it with the attitude of like i'm an e2 in world war ii i know exactly
how to portray this fucking character i don't want to be here cody for you that was like
you've done stuff in the past cody you've been a nazi before
according to twitter well that one time when i was a cop you know that one time on reddit for
nine years no that was a good fucking time man um apologies for almost having a fucking heat stroke out there
we're in that heavy german wool uniform oh yeah the german uniforms were way worse than the american
ones lord have mercy but no that was a good time man i've acted before and having sam's guidance
out there was really fucking cool man especially you you helped pump me up that was that was good man yeah it's
all about body language on camera it's weird like the idea of doing this and it's completely
different forms of content when you have to hey you have this i have to carry myself this way
because the camera's angled like this those little nuances never think about until you start directing
yeah because i was supposed to be a strong german commander who's killing the american and you're like no just like just roll your shoulders back yeah get that get
that prussian posture get that chest out pop that chest bro then you then just fucking nazi cody
came out yeah dude yeah i've never done that before no it was oh that was such a good fucking time man i wish we could
that's it's wild how many people we got out there too man that is dude you see all the comments
as this is going to be a couple weeks in but everyone's posting their pictures on ig
everyone's stoked right now as they should be this is a fucking oh we're doing war as the boys
every gun youtuber pretty much yeah i mean it was yeah every gun
youtuber pretty much yeah i mean a lot of the big ones that's significant portion because yeah yeah
at least in like our group of friends it was everybody that's a monster what were you gonna
say i was gonna say there were certain moments like if we had actual size them ones or actual
size rifles there was moments where i was like dude like it could be like a reenactment like
it was very immersive i will say like the uniforms we all had on looked pretty dialed in like everyone
had the right movement everyone had the right vibe to them because like you'll watch certain
like pieces like short films or war movies and you can just kind of tell which guys don't know
how to like hold guns or move or how to like move tactically and then even moving tactically in the
correct period style i feel like we captured that.
We weren't trying to be high-speed operators
or the modern vets of the global frontier.
Stack up on the door.
When you watch
even war footage, how they're
moving, they're very casual because they've been doing this
for days on end. They're just very used
to the combat. They're not trying
to be punching out, working workspace.
There's definitely a feel to it that you got to portray even and sam thankfully sam and quarter
they really did a good job of letting us like adapt on the fly and i told you we had that
conversation was like you do not know how long this would have fucking taken taking just regular
dudes have never been the military police anything that, and then throwing them in.
It's like, hey, do you know how to hold a gun?
No.
Okay, this is movement.
Days.
That shoot, those fucking two days would have taken a week at minimum trying to work with people that have never held a gun or anything.
He's also working with people.
We asked Jake about it.
He's working with people who are comfortable in front of cameras, too.
He's working with, what was there, like eight or nine youtuber guys out there like people that do this for a living and
he was saying dude this is a fucking easy shoot to do like you guys are already comfortable we
can easily coach you like just roll through roll through roll through each scene sam that's what
sam sam was like i was i'm not gonna lie it's gonna i thought this was gonna take longer uh
but you guys killed it.
Seriously, I thought it was going to be at least three days, four days,
but you did really good.
Sam's autistic.
Good company, brother.
Good company.
Me and Jay talked about that.
I was like, you don't say he's autistic, right?
He's like, no, he's not.
I was like, look, how much does he make eye contact?
He's like, what don't say he's autistic, right? He's like, no, he's not. I was like, look, how much does he make eye contact? He's like, what?
Oh, my God.
It all makes sense.
And his is just film and directing, and he's fucking so good at it.
He is locked in when he's doing it.
I was watching him work, and I was like, this guy's a performer.
I need you to more like this, and then he's like working the camera.
Oh, I messed that up.
Reset.
Yeah, he's going at it.
I fucking loved it.
I was stoked for that one.
Cody almost died though.
It's just heat exhaustion, Cody.
Bro, I drank a gallon of water that day too, man.
But wearing that heavy wool uniform.
And we were in the sun too.
There wasn't that much shade.
So I kept trying to wander back to the shade.
And there for a minute, I was like, no, I'm going down.
And Sam was like, all right, the rest of your i'm going down and sam was like all right the rest
of your scene is sitting down thank you sam please i was so confused like oh this looks good and it
worked yeah i was like okay that's fine it was such a good time we're i'm glad you all partaked
in that it was an honor man that was really fun it's two days of fun i can't part of me though
like looking back at all the pictures that we have that are cool i was like fuck i wish we had real actual size guns for some of these pictures
because it looks so much cooler it's like maybe perhaps with pepper box we have the funds now i
know we should do that no that'd be cool though like aaron was saying for the next shoot like
bring out full-size guns even if we're doing you know tiny guns or whatever yeah let's do a world war two i know do a little fucking larping or world war two skits
or something i got a comment it's like band of bubba's
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Technically, which was the division that was all the old guys?
Which one was it?
Sorry, what?
You just did a video on it.
The old bastards.
The old bastards.
Oh, yeah, the old 77th.
The 70th division.
That was Pacific, yeah.
Technically, we were all a bunch of old bastards, dude.
We would fit that bill.
Somebody actually made a comment that I didn't even realize because um the 77th was what uh desmond dos was attached to which is a
hacksaw ridge movie and somebody made the comment and they were like i actually didn't i was annoyed
when i first watched this movie because all of the people in his unit were like old as shit compared
to what they would have been in world war ii but now i realize that that's actually correct
that they were all 30 year olds wait hold the fuck on this is it i okay i don't know so 77th
id was originally a guinea pig unit so basically um it was one of the first three units that was
entirely comprised of draftees so out of those three out of the three divisions they're like
well let's take all the old guys and put them in one division
squared away and the idea was going to be that they wanted to run basically experiments on them
to see like how hard you could push a 30 30 year old in a combat situation just so they had data
for like if it turned into like absolute war like if we have to start drafting 40 year olds what are
they going to be capable of so they took them they trained them for two years they had them do like uh mountain warfare up in the snow
they had them do desert warfare out in arizona was it that can i guess that was probably one of
the most squared away you know it was it was the most combat effective unit in the pacific
in all of world war ii it was like if you took all of our friends like us and threw them into
fucking into i don't think if you take all of our friends like us and threw them into fucking
into i don't think if you take all of us right now and toss it out and you're like guys i know
you made a lot of money now you make a grand a month you're gonna die there ain't no hoes in
the pacific dog angry you're telling me i'm gonna be gone from my uh my pleasure palace of a wife
for four years in the pacific making a grand a month
okay i meant squared away mature guys but that's fine it's shit on cody again podcast no i'm not
saying that was a positive actually that was the chair cody it's the chair but uh yeah no so they
they put all the old guys in one fucking division and the average, average age was 33 years old.
And then they ended up getting sent out to the Pacific and they shit on everybody.
They were wrecking house bad.
So the only reason I guessed that was my Charlie 219.
Good old basic train here.
Mine was the one platoon that had we platoon has like 40 to 50 soldiers.
Yeah.
We had 28 specialists going.
So these are all college grads and then up to 35 year olds going into.
Oh, yeah.
So the older guys always do better.
Yes.
So we had like everyone was just in basic training.
You have like a1s to e3
no matter what you might have one or two specialists you're a specialist you have a degree
so we had like 20 something going into my platoon my drill sergeant at the end he's like you guys
been real like we had cake we had a radio we had all this shit going into week three he's like oh
you guys are really squared away like he wasn't fucking with like 18 year old retards that's how these guys
were too because they were uh like they were going through all this so this would have been 1940
early 19 late 1942 early 1943 they were going through basic they took the 77th division and
that was a division that was like their best unit that they had stood up and that was who they chose to do a parade for
winston churchill to like show off no shit yeah so like they were squared away from the beginning
and then they ended up sending them to the pacific and they were at the battle of um they were at the
battle of latee and they showed up to they they won a battle got sent to go on fucking leave for
like three weeks on an island and then the battle of latee
happened and they're like okay we need these guys so they turned the ships around from leave and
dropped them off at latee one of the bloodiest fucking battles in all the pacific and they show
up and they're like all these marine units and army units are just halted like the island's cut
in half the japanese government already said like latey is going to be a decisive battle in this fucking war they're throwing everything they have at it these are
people that will die oh yeah they're not surrendering yeah no surrender yeah they
were telling the civilian populace at that time hey jump off cliffs instead of get captured yeah
yeah that's not a good time it was a couple years later but yeah um so like i mean it's
just the island's cut in half and they got people getting supplied on the back end from both sides and the 77 is like, fuck it.
Let's go make an amphibious landing on the other side of their Island and cut off their supplies.
And they did it, got cut off from everybody else for like three weeks straight.
And they, they rack, it was like a fucking 56 to one KD ratio.
And they were, they became the only, so they took over the harbor that everybody else was getting supplied by and an amphibious landing ship for the japanese showed up with new troops
and they pulled up and they had m110 tank destroyers and artillery they're the only
infantry division to sink a major naval vessel during world war ii from land blasting that
mother the dude with the m110 just fucking lighting up a shit not a boat a ship and they sank it
and then they took over like the entire fucking island it was all of them had like nukes
what is it the when you kill so many bed
call of duty call of duty when you get a killstreak. They had killstreaks. Massive killstreaks. They had massive killstreaks.
It's like you imagine us in that situation.
There's a bunch of 18-year-olds running around like popping off their guns and stuff.
And we're like, no, pull that fucking artillery over here and shoot at that fucking ship.
It's got big bullets in it.
Shoot at that ship right there.
I've played a number of Battlefield games, right?
You're playing in a tank, you shoot down
a plane, and you're on cloud nine. It feels
so good. I could not imagine the
high of taking down
an actual ship with a tank
destroyer. Dude, that guy must have been just like
the gunner must have been freaking stoked out of
his mind. Dude, that team.
Dude, you know everyone was like
He's just walking around, taking his helmet off.
They have a Japanese ship on their tank for kills.
I explained this in the video, but like, I know that you'll get this right away.
So like when they, their first battle, they showed up.
Fuck.
I forget what battle it was.
It was a battle where like the army units were not performing very well because they were
mostly draftees and the marine corps was in charge of the theater and they showed up and the marine
corps guys were like fuck it's a bunch of old dudes i'm just gonna like piecemeal them out as
reinforcements to everybody else and uh the marine corps general was so disappointed with i think it
was like the 73rd infantry or whoever whoever was already there yeah
he relieved their general of command and put another dude in charge which is fucking wild
for a marine corps general to relieve an army general of command because he's disappointed in
their performance and then the 77th shows up and all of his marine corps units like bro these guys
can fucking these guys can throw down so he's like i'm gonna send the whole division up to make an
amphibious landing and they made this amphibious landing and,
uh,
the Marines that were stationed on the actual ships.
One of them like famously said,
look at those old bastards go.
Cause it was just like slow as smooth,
smooth as fast.
And they just like marched right up the fucking beach and everything went
perfect.
And that became their nickname,
the old bastards.
And,
uh,
so from there
after that happened they've went through this whole battle kicked ass and then all the marines
started calling them the 77th marine division because they were too good to be army it was like
like bro if you weren't in the military you don't understand what a compliment that is
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mountainside right uh yeah they were the ones that so there
was one unit that had just gotten eaten up at hacks the escarpment hacksaw ridge they got
fucking just demolished like two-thirds casualties and then they sent in they they had the 77th
waiting in reserve so that would have been the battle of fuck not Saipan.
Damn it.
I forget the island.
That was like the bloodiest battle. And they basically had the 77th waiting in reserve to figure out like where the problem area was because they were the problem solvers.
And then once a whole division got ate up at Hacksaw Ridge, they sent in the 77th and they're the ones that got it done.
And that's where Desmond Doss had his whole movie and everything.
Which also, shout out to that dude.
That's fucking, I don't know how, if a private came up and was like,
I don't want a gun, I just want to save humans.
I'm like, you sure, dawg?
Like, yes.
I don't see how it plays out.
Exactly, my blood.
Fine, I'll take his M1.
Thanks, dawg.
Crazy thing about him is if you actually read like all the
shit from the dudes that were there it's way crazier than that movie it's dude and a lot of
the times it's what they have to do with medal of honor stories is they have to downplay it down
yeah yeah they have to tone it down and hollywood's done this even with audie murphy they're like no
one's gonna believe this shit you stormed as audie murphy's playing himself in Murphy, they're like, no one's going to believe this shit. You stormed. As Audie Murphy is playing himself in a movie.
They're like, no, tone it down.
I know you were there.
This is about you.
But no, that didn't happen.
He's not shooting.
That's what happens.
It's like, no one's going to believe this, sir.
That's me.
Trust me.
Not viable.
Audie Murphy charging like one of his Medal of Honors is like four machine gun nests.
No. So that was when his best friend got killed he got pissed off and fucking took out four machine gun nests by himself his medal of honor this is like assaulting machine gun nests by yourself
i'm assuming those were mg42s yeah well so what it was they had uh they'd they faked surrendering
and then shot his like best friend that he'd been through all the training and shit with and killed him.
And he lost his shit and took out a lot of dudes.
He killed how many?
Like, he killed.
I don't know.
So you know the movie Fury?
The final battle scene is.
So the movie Fury, Brad Pitt's character is based off of Lafayette Poole, the best tanker.
But the final battle scene is based off of Audie Murphy.
Because Audie Murphy, it wasn't a Sherman tank.
It was an M110 tank destroyer.
But he had all of his guys go wait in the wood line while he fucking fought an entire SS battalion by himself on a flaming M110 tank destroyer.
And that's when he earned the Medal of Honor.
God, that goes so hard.
He was like 5'2".
Yeah, he was like 5'6". Because he got rejected by the Marines. Because they hard he was like he was like five two he's yeah he's like five six yeah
because he got rejected by the marines yeah because they said he was too short and then he
ended up being the most decorated soldier of world war ii when you have a mistake when you have a
medal called the oddy warf oddy murphy award yeah that's an army that's an army yes yeah
you know you did something good in that time yeah we're like two silver stars and iron across and
he had everything dude was just a fucking hard just racked up he looks like one of those north
korean generals with yeah yeah when they fucking just planned every medal they can on them even
though they've never done anything yeah you have to read his like some of his battles just seem like he's making it up ain't no way mg42s and
you're just running at them killing the entire nest and you're like not good enough still angry
yeah run to the next one we can't kill this guy what do you call it the main character yeah plot
armor yeah main character yeah dude he had the plot armor the entire time
main character syndrome dude he's like this is my war dude you side note for you
we've all discussed this your new content you are doing is some of our favorite shit oh bro you're
like your character breakdowns are so fucking good and i don't watch i'm i'm terrible friend
i don't watch a lot of my friends content i like watch segments hmm I can sit down and just watch like
your full breakdown like I love this movie oh man I even know fucking that
watch you did Danny Archer yeah from Blood Diamond and then you did um Sicario guy from Sicario what else have you done
uh I did uh I did the I did like a the characters from Predator Breakdown I'm gonna do is good
wasn't as relevant of a topic but I still enjoyed the movie so I had to get out of my system but
those those have been the the three I've done so far I gotta do Heat soon and I got I was gonna do
another one I totally forgot about but Heat's on the docket so do you have a specific character for Heat, if you can say it right now?
Well, of course.
There's Hannah, and then there's going to be Neil, of course, and then Chris.
There's some fun things there.
We'll really see if it's like – I kind of try and run the gambit with the characters.
Because I feel like with certain things, like the historical breakdown, I feel like for Heat will be kind of like maybe not as in-depth as say like Blood Diamond could be.
Because there's so much like layers to like the Blood Diamond conflict that made it really easy to make a video on.
That was good, dude.
Yeah.
Explaining fucking Zimbabwe and all that stuff.
Yeah.
A good rough explanation.
I can't do a good history breakdown like Nick.
I'm just not smart enough.
So you just did a history segment on someone that doesn't exist. I think you pretty i'll tell you i'll tell you yeah right yeah i was like i just learned
about this character he's not real he's not real he's yeah that's the real life factors that made
a fictional character right does the audience know about our watches um i never talked about
it before well yeah so cody and i have the Breitling Chrono Avenger,
and it's an expensive watch,
but it's the watch that Leonardo DiCaprio wore as Danny Archer in Blood Diamond.
So that's the big significance of it.
Us being massive nerds for the movie,
we dropped the Skrilla on it,
and now we have the watch.
Gorgeous watch.
Yeah.
I'm not a big watch guy,
and I always wanted this
watch like rolex's donut like interest me i'm like hey cool if you got one good for you if you
got other cool watches i don't care i just wanted this one so i dropped the dough on it when i hit
500 000 subs and i was like this is a treat for myself so and i plan to pass it on to my kids
yeah hell yeah dude yeah i'm gonna give it to john one day. Yeah. Why do dudes like that? And your locket. And my...
Yeah.
Why do...
So, you know, he's working in Africa.
Like, there's obviously not a lot of money there.
Why would a guy like that carry a several thousand dollar watch?
Definitely bartering.
Yeah.
For sure.
I can see that.
Get out of a tough situation.
Yeah.
Yeah. If he has to deal with Commander Zero. Oh you are the men huh you are the men you got the men
i was thinking about that situation i'm like man it would be i just be you don't know who will kill
you uh crazy concept out there for anyone that's never been to a third world country
life is not as important yeah like people will kill you for a
phone with no question asked and i think uh blood diamond did a good job especially with the
children's soldiers yeah like children's soldiers most terrifying thing in my opinion i was like
these kids have no moral compass yeah and just snap just because it's such a lose-lose on all
fronts yeah you're taking away the innocence of children and then if you have to fight kids imagine have to live the rest of your life knowing you smoked a
bunch of kids are trying to kill you because they were in a terrible circumstance themselves
like that and didn't know it and had no idea didn't even know it and lied to a lot of the
time because uh what's the lie to end given drugs? Yeah. What's the African war movie where it follows the child soldier?
Oh, fuck.
The one on Netflix?
Yeah.
The like.
Yeah.
It's like something beast.
Son of beast.
Son of the beast.
Belly of the beast.
Something like that.
It's horrible though.
I haven't seen that one.
Dude, that is.
Oh, if you want a grunt war movie, that one.
Cause I think.
Is that the one where it like the bam-bam and everything?
Where they make the fucking seven-year-old kids snort gunpowder and cocaine?
And kill adults.
And then go and it's like, this makes you invincible.
So then the kid's like, oh, I'm not going to die if I go in this gun battle and go fight people.
It shows everything.
It is a hard-ass movie to watch.
A hard watch, but really good.
It won a lot of awards.
What is it?
Beasts of No Nation.
Yeah, that.
There's that one scene that kind of shows the duality of man in Blood Diamond,
where the bridge, where Danny Archer is saying,
ram through them, just ram through them when they're driving the car.
And the one guy that's riding with them is like, no, no need to talk to him and they end up shooting that guy the child soldiers
end up shooting him that's why it's terrifying you're like fuck that beast of no nation you will
love and hate it at the same time if you have not watched it i i know it exists i gotta go watch it
that is blood diamond level online you know what that reminds me of like i think my favorite death of any character in any action movie ever is from world war z
where the one researcher is trying they're in like south korea and they're running back into
the c-130 and he slips and accidentally shoots himself i was like that's exactly the type of
dumb shit that would happen all right don't get me on world wars what do i not know what did i do
you know my whole sleeve is world war z right no like do i not know what did i do you know my whole sleeve
is world war z right no yeah i have a whole i know the sleeve i didn't realize that's what it was
yes world war z because they fucked up the movie so bad it was pretty bad was there a book the book
is way better is so good man the book follows around it's it's several chapters of learning
how different people dealt with the zombie apocalypse.
So you got like Navy divers, which is what mine is.
They're at the bottom of the ocean, like trying to follow around zombies, seeing how they're still walking around, even though the pressure would kill them.
And then there's like an army infantry guy that they follow around for a chapter.
And then there's like a nun they follow around for a chapter.
And it's so fucking good.
And all they had to do was turn that into an hbo
miniseries or something like that you know like each episode was following around a certain
character during the zombie apocalypse and it just fucked that movie that's all i'm saying okay
all right i agree that one death in the c-130 still
so yeah i didn't like that's the most realistic shit on the planet
fucking i was surprised they gave him a gun in the first place that was also true i would have
handed them a gun he'd be like what do i do i like yep never mind yeah you know what
but that's my thing it's like it's a complete newbie thing of like you gave somebody that's
not a gun person a gun and of course they were at a full sprint with their finger on the fucking
trigger because why wouldn't you do that i guess you know what i mean like all right also the fucking world war z oh i got cody's tisman
they had fucking running zombies in that movie yeah because what they did is they went to max
brooks who was melbrook's son who wrote the book yep and they said we you know he probably just
wanted to make money at the time
they're like oh what if we put brad pitt in a movie with running zombies and then they didn't
follow the fucking storyline of the book at all which is like one of the most amazing books ever
because they follow like how countries reacted to the situation yeah like with north korea removing
teeth and shit yeah and it was like, and those countries worked really good.
They're like, we don't care about our civilians anyways.
Zombies, we really don't give a shit about them.
You can get a lot of shit done when you don't care about human rights.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
You're not going to have a zombie outbreak.
Even I'll give communism credit for that.
Get shit done quick.
In the movie, North Korea removed everyone's teeth so they couldn't bite anymore in the book
cuba is the world's superpower in north korea they don't know what's going on in north korea
and no one wants to touch it because they haven't seen any satellite activity there for so long
and they're scared if they go into north korea there's going to be some kind of booby trap that
sets off nuclear weapons so everyone leaves leaves North Korea around or alone.
And Cuba is the world's superpower because all the rich people from Miami
started going there with all their money and shit.
And yeah,
sorry,
I can go on about world war Z.
Good.
I like it.
I think my biggest complaint was slow zombies.
Like in America,
I don't think it'd
be an issue like maybe at first there's like a crowd of them but everyone has guns here be like
hey man you still have to show up to your nine to five we just got some walkers out in the parking
lot you gotta go shoot real quick yeah that's a hundred percent you still have to go to work you
gotta think about how many for sure how many fucking stupid people there are that would get
bit and that would just multiply by 10 every single
the part that makes me mad is like if we had um not world war z um walking dead zombies there
would be fucking college students out there protesting that we think like they have rights
and we shouldn't hurt them i know dude i'm just i'm just thinking about like mad nick i i'm not
wrong though there would be somebody with a fucking liberal arts degree out there being
like they should still be allowed to vote.
Zombies have rights.
They should be allowed to vote it through Congress that they can eat our brains.
They have rights, too.
Compelling face the wall.
I'm just thinking about living in like, I live in a nice neighborhood right now.
I think that myself and one of my neighbors could be able to defend themselves
you're like yeah we got gated communities and yeah but every other person in their house
would become zombies so they would be wandering up to my house and there would be i don't know
a hundred a hundred zombies out there that would be really hard to defend myself i don't know i
counter argument i think like those slow zombies like from the walking dead it's like four and a half
if i had a good breakfast and i wasn't even using a gun i could probably go out and kill easily a
hundred zombies like without without you know without getting tired at the end of the day
like you get a little bit of armor on like if i'm in like a full plate suit from like the medieval
era and i have like a claw hammer i'm gonna go out there fatal funnel them down even if they like swarm me i'm in a full plate armor like i'm gonna be like
yeah i'll be pinned there for a while but i'm like all right this is gonna suck but i could
absolutely wreck a hundred slow moving i mean like realistically the entire situation would
be contained in like a matter of months and then the only zombies that would still be around would
be like on private ranches in texas and then rich people could shoot them from helicopters and they'd keep realistically that
would like be what would happen i just like cody's cover story my neighbors turned to zombies
look at all this food the way the way that they solve it in the book is so
fucking good oh like the the sandlers and they yeah they they
would set up a square of like infantry men and then they would blast metallica to draw them in
yeah and they practice for headshot headshot headshot and they would just have thousands
of bodies surrounding the square of infantry men it's like it's really cool i'll be pretty mad about
the smell though yeah it would suck i mean
realistically they already smell like dead bodies i know that's why i'd be so mad right now they're
all around your house like god you had to move all these dead bodies away from your house you
get fucking bulldozed you know what the most realistic like a post-apocalyptic horror movie
that triggers me the most is a quiet place.
Cause that's exactly how I feel like what my life would actually be like in the apocalypse.
Like now that I have a wife and kids,
like it's just a quiet place is just like one epic saga of a father trying
to get his family to shut up and quit trying to do stupid shit for like five
minutes so they can not die.
And then right off the bat, his kid, I'm gonna shove
f***ing batteries in a fire truck.
Dad, it's a f***.
He's just desperately
trying to keep his family alive.
It's the most realistic thing.
It's impossible.
If you're a dad, you're playing Apocalypse on f***ing
hardcore mode. There's no other.
Try explaining it to like Ryden. Daddy, why are you being so quiet? I'm like Apocalypse on fucking hardcore mode. Yeah. There's no other. Try explaining it to, like, Raiden.
Like, I got daddy.
Why are you being so quiet?
I'm like, bro, shut the fuck up, Raiden.
But daddy, this is an emergency type.
Especially opening his own train tracks to Raiden would be like, dad, dad.
Father, why are we around here?
Go, go. No. Eli's killed so many monsters. father why are we around here go go
Eli's killed so many monsters
yeah my son he won't shut the
fuck up
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
you know what I mean
Ryan will probably figure out the frequency
pretty quick though daddy they work off a frequency
oh thanks kid as he's wearing his
headphones like this sound is really
annoying father listen I don't hear anything Daddy, they work off a frequency. Oh, thanks, kid. As he's wearing his headphones. He's like, this sound is really annoying, father.
Listen.
I don't hear anything.
The monster's like,
Oh, shit.
I'm so confused.
What's going on?
I'm like, what did you figure out, kid?
The monster needs headphones.
No, stop.
I will go flank
suppressing fire all right draw him out kid you running zombies would suck dick though
because that was the first time watching um 28 days later that that disease would really that would suck yeah those will thankfully
die in like 30 days where they starved to death but that disease you could see why it spread so
fast yeah yeah dropping blood instantly what was that actor you mean when the the drop of blood
fell into his eye from a crow or something yeah yeah the crow was biting the body and it fell into his eye
and he just instantly turned and he was there with his daughter those are the two things it's like
nah running zombies and that disease rage no thanks any disease there was like god i forget
who did the video there was some doctor that did a video on how like get it get it like the running
zombies he's like how it could actually work and he just talks about
how like your brain has um mechanisms in it that like prevents you from exerting so much strength
that you tear muscles yes you're um it's literally your um like your neuron your um like your neural
pathways and stuff like there's limits where your body's just like no we're gonna go ahead and let
your muscles fail before they rip themselves in half.
And he's like, theoretically, there's no reason a virus couldn't just override those.
And like the zombies would have 100% super strength literally until they rip themselves apart.
And he's like, so theoretically, you could have like 150 pound woman with more strength than a 250 pound man.
Just because 250 pound man's just running at
60 all the time and she's running at 110 with no limiters on yeah like the virus will obviously be
pushing your adrenaline right fucking yeah and he like breaks down like that's terrifying yeah
it's absolutely terrifying it's different than um kind of what happened in, what's the video game that turned into an HBO series?
Oh, the zombie one?
Last of Us?
Last of Us, because that is the ants that get infected by that, where the ants just crawl towards sunlight and then die, and then they'll spread it with other ants.
But then it forms out of their head and body to get light or photosynthesis to live.
And you're like,
that's fucking terrifying.
God.
Well,
what's the,
I,
I granted,
this is not real information,
but like some of the,
I don't know if it's real,
but like some of the,
where you like Rogan has these people on the talk about like fungus and shit.
And they're like 30% of the soil everywhere on earth is just dead fungal material.
And it's like,
Oh,
the,
the giant earth, all of earth is just dead fungal material and it's like oh the the giant earth
all of earth is one giant fucking mushroom that's just wrapped everywhere and that's why it makes
the last of us so scary because that was a fungal and how they started the last of us that intro was
like the hardest hitting intro maybe it was like that 70s or 80s talk show and then that doctor's
talking about all the things that fungus could do or fungal
infections and you're like oh yeah that's where i'm scared you have something controlling you
with no fungal infection how about my ex-girl how japan optimized their subways like japan opt
um they're like trying to figure out how to optimize their subways or whatever so they
made like a fucking petri dish with fungus on it.
And they had different drops of nutrients on all the locations.
They made the Petri dish a copy of the city that they were trying to figure out.
And the nutrient drops that they put were the main pickups of where they needed to pick people up for the subway station.
And then they put the fungus in.
And the fungus just kind of branched out everywhere at random figured out where the nutrients were and
then optimized its entire structure and then japan built their like their subway system based off of
what fungus did that to figure out the most efficient way to do it because like
fungus just figured out the most efficient way possible. That is terrifying.
It's horrifying, isn't it?
It is.
What the fuck?
I'm like, oh, this isn't good.
I'm scared of fungi.
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It's terrifying
So what
You have
Are you going to do any video game characters
For your big story
Sure
I'm taking requests.
What do you want?
Fallout.
You want Fallout?
All right.
We got Fallout.
All right.
Master.
Dude, do you need like a John?
John who?
117 Master Chief.
What's that?
What's that from?
I don't know.
Never mind.
Not Halo.
I'm going to buy you that chair.
It's my.
Just so I can sit in it when I have to use your studio.
Chief has been added.
We got Fallout.
What else do we want?
Salt Snake.
Salt Snake.
Who would be a good video game character?
There's some good characters out there.
You're like, this is good lore.
It's good lore.
Kratos.
Kratos fucks.
A little bit out of subject matter.
I like Halo a lot.
I could do that one.
I don't know if I could do Kratos, but I'll write it down for you.
If you need somebody to be Fat Thor, I got you.
Perfect Fat Thor. Perfect Fat Thor.
Perfect Fat Thor.
I love they did that in the game.
They're like, nah.
Oh, me too.
Thor's fat.
They literally were like, nah, he's not Jack.
He's a fat dude that drinks beer.
But for real, though.
Look at every major power lifter.
All the strongest.
Ain't nobody rocking a fucking six-pack.
You got gotta have the
power belly yeah yeah they're up north and where it's cold dude you think they're trying to get
shredded yeah get out of here dude there's like that's a good thing dude it's like if you look
at certain geographies in the u.s like their uh bodybuilder or it's like power lifting where it's
cold they're all like all right we're gonna do power lifting where it's warm they're like i gotta
look good shirtless dude uh the dude that owns a gym that I lift at,
he owns like three gyms in my town and that's it.
It's like this really small chain.
He has a,
he has like three world records currently for bench pressing.
Horrifying.
His name's Jake.
The dude has the record for like,
he doesn't have a last name for like 200.
I'm not going to say his last name,
but he has a record for like 200,
two 20 and two 45 pound,
his weight pound bench press guess how much this
dude was benching at like 220 550 750 600 it was like 960 what talking to him in person he's like
oh yeah no i could feel the bones i could feel my humerus is bending under the way i'm like that's
fucking terrifying oh my god yeah can I have some of his
DNA I don't
know how though can I get some of his
blood dude I don't know just
ask for that
what if
what if Jake
you said his name's Jake yeah what if he
he was one of the zombies you know
the ones that
punch through their face a zombie has cody
cody just gets shredded in half
we love him so much it's impressive what humans can do when they have one singular motivation in mind you know what i mean oh god
oh yeah that's his dude spent 10 years of his life like i want to be able to move the most
weight from here to here like just one thing it's crazy i want to binge press there's only
one thing i want in this life to be able to push a small
fucking car off my bro just hates gravity dude he just hates gravity he's a gravity racist yeah
he's like you know gravity freaking hate it that shit watch this gravity i do weird drugs okay
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Cody, what character would you
like as a video game?
Oh man, video game character?
I don't know, dude. You guys
got me on zombie mindset. That'd be
cool if Aaron did something
following the main character of World War Z.
I'll probably quit doing all that stuff, though,
and just lean into longbow content anyway.
I was actually going to bring up longbow.
Bro, some of that shit blows my mind, actually.
With longbow shit?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, this is the perfect transition.
I had to bring up. Because I was like was like dude last time that was my favorite segment was everyone in the comments
was like you can talk more about longbows we don't care this is autistic communities just
like i oh bro movies movies do the archers dirty this oh my god i'm happy you brought that up
i watched uh the king where it's about king Henry V and his campaign through the north of France.
And the finale is the Battle of Agincourt.
And they messed up that final battle, not just wrong, but just egregiously wrong.
It's so wrong on so many freaking fronts.
Because at that battle, the archers are the ones that really carried the weight of the fight.
And they were all just a funnel to get the French to the men at arms. But like while they were going
to the men at arms, they were just getting destroyed by the war bow. And they had, they
would take these spikes. They were all required by the King to make spikes for, to counter the
French cavalry. No mention of those in the movie. The terrain is all all wrong there's a downward slope in the movie
that's not there it took place at a field that was plowed for winter wheat so it was extra muddy so
the men-at-arms all had to like trudge through this thick mud and full kit and these are all
like medieval you know medieval builds so they're not big dudes like we are and they're wearing all
their plates they were all getting plastered off wine the night before because they're like oh yeah
we're gonna mess these english dudes up so they're hung over they're treading through some thick mud
with full plate armor getting pelted by dudes that can pull anywhere from 120 to 160 pound war
bows which is insane that sling sabos tipped with bodkin points and it's like yeah they're getting
absolutely wrecked at one point i think the archers actually ran out of arrows and they just
dished their bows and started like stabbing these dudes after they would fall like they're peeling
crabs at angry joe's crab shag dude it was pretty freaking sick and the movie gets so much of it
wrong it makes me pretty mad but dude i love the war bow shit you know but that's the thing that
because whenever you like see the bow and like even in like one of my favorite fucking movies
of all time i've been watching since i was a kid was a knight's tale with uh heath ledger and even then they show like
the archers just being like these little scrawny bitch dudes it's like bro archers that were
pulling 180 pound war bows were fucking jacked yeah it's it it's you have to be so strong just
their skeletons got like when they dug these guys
up their skeletons were reshaped up in their shoulder from how much they were pulling yeah
just the structural integrity your fucking joints has to be so much more to hollywood really likes
the skinny archer trope they're like oh you're a bowman you must be skinny it's like hey these
dudes are pretty freaking strong right no we're saving all the strong dudes to yeet fucking
toothpicks at the enemy.
Send all the fucking nerds up front with the spears.
They have to look like arm wrestling dudes, right?
Yeah, like one of my buddies, Dash, dude,
he is cut up like a Greek god.
He pulls 160.
He's got a 175-pound war bell that he pulls.
God, that is.
So for context, dude, I was kind of arrogant
getting into the war bell.
Like I always had a thing for it, and then I finally got was like oh i lift weights i work out a lot this shouldn't
be too hard let's start out with 100 pounds that humbled me pretty quick that humbled me pretty
quick the fingers too like even just the so like you have to wear a glove if you don't wear a glove
it's that string pretty much digs into your fingers and the next bow i got was 100 so my
first bow i thought was 100 pounds next bow i got was 100 so my first bow i thought was 100 pounds next
bow i got was 106 pounds and i realized my first bow was probably 80 to 90 pounds because it is not
as hard as my next bow 106 pounds is it's pretty hard and then having to shoot it accurately that's
pretty tricky so my buddy like i tried to pull his 160 i think i got it back like halfway that's
the other thing that most people don't realize. Cause you're like, I could fucking grab a 150 pound dumbbell at the gym and do a lap
pole.
And it's like,
imagine doing the lap pole here and standing still enough to
fucking accurately shoot something.
It's insane.
It's there's no holding it back either.
I can't,
I can't Lord of the Rings,
the battle of Helm's deep.
When they're like that old guy with one fucking eye,
like that would never happen. And fight. Like, that would never happen.
And fight, like, you can't really use, based
off, like, the old style strings.
Okay, now I'm getting to the fuck. Okay. No, do it.
This community loves it.
Okay, so, like, say
a bunch of archers. Okay, so if we're getting
to Fantasy Realm, the elves may have different
string. Okay, sue me.
Different bread. If we look at the Battle
of Cressi, i think they get rain for
a bit so all the archers would unstring their bow real quick and hide their string like underneath
their cap so the string doesn't get wet because if the strings get wet those hemp strings they
wouldn't work as well so they would keep them dry so like fighting with bows in the rain you know
it's just like a no-go you have to keep those things nice and dry uh i totally just got derailed
but that doesn't happen.
That does not work like that. You can't just pull your bow back and hold it.
Like, ooh.
You're like, with those war bows.
They're not compound bows.
It's a wind-up, too.
You're like, ooh.
There's no let-off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Compound bows have like an 80% let-off or whatever.
War bows are like, no, you're fucking holding it.
You get that thing back and you let go as soon as you can.
It's like a, like you're doing like a rep, it's it's intense battle of helms deep caboo draw
bow and then like what do they say it's like draw the second you draw they'd be like yeah
it's not like a like they're doing it like line formation from the revolutionary era like make
ready it's like there's none of that dude it's like all right you pull back and it's like you
just start shooting so that's why i get annoyed when all the people that have never shot
a gun or hunted an animal in their lives are like i think you should only be able to hunt with a bow
whatever whatever because i think it's fair because i'm retarded
that's the way a man does it's like no it's stupid okay is the bear gonna pretend that it's
not four times my weight and ten times stronger?
No, fuck that bear.
I got a shotgun.
Let's run it.
Yeah, that's not happening, chief.
I just looked up the Mongols had 166 pound draw bows.
And they'd ride horseback with that shit.
And that's what they were known for is shooting off the back of a horse.
Yeah, that's how they fucked up everyone.
One does not simply go into the step.
He just don't do it.
If they have horse archers, he just,
alright, the only thing you can really do against horse archers
is more horse archers.
And the step people, that's how they fucked over
everyone at that time.
Yeah, we can do this and movement.
Also, Genghis Khan was big on
gunpowder and
learning and just adapting religion he's like whatever i'll take all the religion let me learn
uh when they started uh siege building when they went to china the first time they're like what the
are these buildings no people didn't have buildings so they're like huh they paid the people
of china the the generals that would defect,
be like, hey, how do we fuck this building up?
They're like, well, we do trebuchets.
They're like, cool, how much do you want to teach us to do that?
They're like, we got a number.
They're like, cool, okay.
And then they taught them how to do trebuchets.
They're like, okay, now we got this.
Fucking do this.
Every time when we hit building people.
And Genghis Khan just would go, learn, adapt, destroy everyone.
Learn, adapt, destroy everyone.
He was the first one that used biological warfare.
Yep.
Right?
Because he was launching rotten corpses into other cities just to get them to surrender. he was uh he was also the the mongols
are the inspiration for the blitzkrieg so like percy hobart the dude that actually developed
the fucking blitzkrieg studied the mongols forever and developed like the blitzkrieg
tactic for tanks using what the mongols did on horseback no shit yeah like just the entire theory of like
punch a fucking hole directly to their capital and just overrun their main form of government
and take everything over this is they did um what was the big one with uh one of the first places in
china the china destiny i forget what which one at that time they're like hey they just dug in so his thing was like okay river build
a dam we're gonna just we'll build a dam and then flood that city it didn't work that time it flooded
their little encampment like fuck it trebuchet i just started launching until they like gave up
and like oh this is ours now well the the other thing with like horse-mounted archers is like the the
comanche have you ever looked at like maps of different empires migrating to north america
and central america like when the spanish landed down in central america they advanced up guess
where they stopped where the comanche territory yeah guess where english settlers stopped for like a hundred
years comanche territory like it was literally like okay um the comanches live here we're gonna
haul ass in our covered wagons trying to make it to california for the gold rush nobody look at the
natives around they will fuck you up because it's like they the only thing that took down the
comanche was the development of the Henry repeater.
You literally had to sit there and wait until technology found a way to beat them because there was zero ways that anybody was going to fuck with the Comanche off of horseback and archers.
That was the only thing because they were running shit for like 80 years.
They're like, oh, you guys got muskets?
Cool.
I'm going to ride my horse going 40 miles an hour while I shoot 17 toothpicks at you.
In the time it takes you to reload your stupid gun.
You're standing there like, huh?
Shit!
You look like a voodoo doll by the time you get your second round in.
You're done.
Yeah, I think they'd wait for the settlers to fire their first two shots and then they just bum rush on in it's game
over yeah i think there was the uh the invention of like the the five shot i think it was a walker
pattern colt on the city yeah like the pistol so those guys would have them and they're just like
all right like i think the first encounter they had they fired like two shots command
y'all coming in they're like keep shooting they're like oh what the fuck how do they have more ammo there yeah because there's
like a famous story of like a couple of um not minors what the fuck's the word prospectors
that like went and finally like went into like comanche territory looking for gold and then
they actually had the new henry repeaters Henry repeaters and ended up taking out like 20 Native American Comanche guys that were coming to kill them.
And they were like completely like, what the fuck is happening?
How are these guys shooting so fast?
Like they had no idea.
That'd be terrifying to the Comanche.
You were pretty brutal.
Very brutal.
Don't quote me on this, but I think the Dothraki and um game of thrones are based off the comanche i can
see that makes sense like i'm almost positive i thought they did something they would like sever
all your limbs and then put you on a fire so they could watch you wiggle around like a worm
yeah they would hang you upside down over like a slow fire and just let it slowly just fucking
you know get in your brain and yeah dude some of the ways that older
just like any any older ways they figured out how to kill people was like one of them was uh
there was one they used to do to like france and like the european like with kings and where
somebody would like try to have a rebellion and they'd just get a red hot fucking crown
and put it on your head while you were alive and just watch it cook your brain to mock you because you thought you had what it took to wear the crown.
And now the crown is going to kill you just for like the irony of it as it cooks your brain inside your skull.
Back in the day, they had it.
Genghis Khan, he was the first one of the step people.
It was like, OK, you know what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to just murder everyone of the step people if you're in these specific tribes then the other tribes like
what happens if we join your side look you don't die
i join your team all right and then gang so i was like okay this fucking works because there was
i didn't realize this till like last month gangas con had before he his infamous infamacy he had like one battle he lost gone from history
for nine years this is like all historians is like homeboy lost back to the drawing board yeah
literally lost a battle and they're like horrifying there's nothing about him for nine
years he disappeared from history for nine years and came back it was like
i'm fucking conquering this entire hemisphere which to be fair for that period of time to only
disappear for nine years is wild because most people never got any mentions let alone like
then he disappeared for nine years and then he was back nine years is nothing that period of
history you're covering like hundreds of years at a time.
Yeah.
And then homeboy came up and he's like, I'm going to conquer this, this, this.
I'm going to start and roll.
And then he's like, hey, whatever God you want, it's yours.
Whatever, like anything he was very down for, he's like, I just want you to, you're under me.
I don't care past that that's when he came over to um middle east i forget the first the the
main place at that time and then sent emissaries they came in they're like oh no fucking steal
their kill them he's like oh you don't you don't like in the ancient world you don't touch the
emissaries so they don't know well he was like maybe they don't know. Well, he was like, maybe they don't know who I am. Okay. Because they didn't. They had no idea at this time who Genghis Khan was.
So he's like, okay, my bad.
My bad.
Send another emissary and be like, hey, we just want to trade.
You just have to go under me.
You don't have to worship me or anything.
No, he didn't even want them to submit.
That was the thing.
He wanted to develop a relationship with this country, a Middle East and this at the time was the like science everything they controlled was it
baghdad yes um boy fuck like all the science everything at that time they were the hub of
science they were the gangas khan is actually why the middle east actually went back in time after
this yeah because i think after he sacked baghdad
like the age of islamic the golden age of islam yes yes like eradicated so that was it so he sent
the second emissary in during baghdad the the golden age of uh islam and then they beheaded
those guys so gangas khan was, ah. He left fucking Shanghai.
He was fighting China.
He left China.
He was like, no, these people, they all, it was a like eight-month journey or a couple years.
All his troops went, surrounded it.
And he's like, okay, here's how this one works.
Everyone fucking dies.
Don't care.
Salt and earth.
We are burning this entire segment of baghdad to the ground no
history will survive after this and that's what like burn it to the fucking ground no one was
allowed to survive right that's uh if you guys watch dune that's dune 2 the other houses won't
accept paul atreides ascendant like into being the emperor. And he's like,
show them paradise.
And so that's
what leads the jihad in that
where he goes out and just destroys
the entire universe.
It's kind of the same thing.
Hell yeah.
The crazy part about all this shit is like...
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
You were asking me about a character earlier.
Paul Atreides.
You want Paul Atreides?
That's a pretty decent...
That might be relevant too. I don't know why.
Can I be in an admin video?
I would love to have you in an admin video.
I'll fly to Arizona.
You're all supposed to be in admin videos.
Dude, imagine Genghis Khan just went in.
The Emissary too.
It was Emissary and the King. Because the emissary too it was a emissary
and the king that were like fuck because the emissary zone was like behead him and he hunted
those two those two specifically so you know the scene where it's pouring down uh molten gold down
someone's throat that is what that came from that dude that thought he was above gang is kind of
killing he's like nope this dude get on your fucking knees molted uh golden lead and was just like down his throat made him drink
it he's like okay that's one other dude ran and died of dysentery i feel like a lot of people
when they're watching like reading this old shit like you can't comprehend like the lack of
the lack of ability to communicate with people. You know what I mean?
Cause like,
you imagine how many times in history prior to fucking the telegraph where it
was like,
okay,
army go get them.
And then like two days later,
a messenger on a horseback shows up and we'd like to negotiate pieces.
Like,
well,
sorry about it you're about to lose at least a couple of cities worth
of fucking people before i can stop this you know what i mean but like the amount of just
lack of communication like that is a crazy thing being in the dark like that like with movements
it's like all right i told this journal to go conduct a movement we'll find out in like a year
i guess yeah that's but i
think the lack of communication and just news and how slow shit works is like but that's why things
move so fast that's why like i don't know like what 300 years we went from well we're gonna
deliver letters on horseback to hey he's gone let's send let's send a super encrypted text
message through fucking iphones like it just compounds due to how quick
you can transfer information but like i feel like most people don't take that into consideration
with a lot of where it was like fucking sorry i already sent them deal with it one deal with
the letters like man france is gonna love this peace treaty english and him are already fighting
he shows up at the gate he's like got got a letter for you
he gets killed they open it like oh damn dude well we got nothing else going on might as well
kill each other it's what russia i you i've told them i think like gangas con they when they the
furthest they extended was into Russia. They murdered.
They killed every.
It was a.
I forget what city it was.
And that city sent out all their soldiers.
Genghis Khan tricked them.
They pulled them back into the mountains.
And they flanked them.
Murdered every soldier.
So then Russia was like, fuck.
Genghis Khan was like, eh, we're extended too far.
And left.
So the Russians had no idea. A random force showed up killed their entire military it was just like and then left that would be the worst
fucking psychology ever your entire entire this is like i think they wiped out like 20
it's almost worse because it's like you just eradicated the next generation of young men. So like the entire culture is just going to die slowly now.
Yeah.
It's horrible.
Genghis Khan is just like,
why won't anyone talk to me?
He just wants to make friends the entire time.
These guys suck.
They all keep trying to fight me.
They don't know I have horse archers.
I just want to trade some gold.
I was playing Rome Total War 2
and I sent a legion,
heavy infantry around like the Black Sea because I was going to take them in somewhere.
And then another army showed up with horse archers and wiped out my legion.
And I was like, fucking horse archers, dude.
Can't have a break here.
You should have talked to them, man.
Hear me out.
To be fair, I was the aggressor.
Can I start pitching Pepperbox shows right now?
Is that? Yeah, do it. We got enough Pepperbox people. be fair i was the aggressor can i can i start pitching shows right now is that yeah you got
enough pepper box people okay so my favorite fucking show in like middle school through
high school growing up was deadliest warrior on spike do you guys ever watch that my boy oh yeah
dude it's like samurai versus the 300 spartan i want that but it's like me and like some fucking
german wereaboo arguing about tanks and then i get admin
and somebody else to do the reenactment while me and this guy are fucking arguing on the actual
facts that's what i want let me consult eli you got it okay good that's what i want
we said yes talk to him real quick. Ideated. Good to go.
That's such a good idea.
I really want it.
And we have to go your reenactments based off exactly what you say.
And they have to act it out.
You guys have to get drunk while arguing though.
We have to,
we have to,
we get one week to study.
We have to be drunk.
And anything we say in order to get taken into account has to be accurate.
Yeah. You have to be able to recall it off the top of your head while you're shit-faced am i setting this in my
favor right now because i'm always drunk when i talk about history absolutely but it's also my
platform home field advantage that sounds sick i think it'd be awesome dude that's a there's
nothing that would like it if i could have any superpower in real life it would
just be the ability to summon fucking wereboos and communists from the section in real life in
front of cameras just so i could rip them apart in person for how fucking dumb they are chase
bleep out wereboo so it sounds super racist
for those of you that don't know, whereaboo is the internet phenomenon
where some kid doesn't get
kissed by a girl during
his entire teenage life and he decides
that he's going to glorify the German military
for no fucking reason.
I had a theory for you.
It's kind of already happening now, but I think
in a thousand years, they're going to look back
at the Third Reich with the same rosy
glasses that we look at ancient Rome.
Oh,
a hundred percent.
Yeah.
Yeah,
absolutely.
A thousand.
Not even,
I give it like a hundred.
This is my,
this is my theory.
Cause I was like,
if you look back at ancient Rome,
a lot of horrible stuff happens.
We're all like,
yeah,
I don't think about ancient Rome all the time.
Even like the Spartans.
Yeah.
It's like the Spartans were like super not cool.
Yeah.
No standards.
Oh,
thank you.
It's delicious. A hundred percent. Oh's delicious 100 oh yeah i mean they used to
each other yep i think that's where the afghans i think they got it from macedonia the the was it
man boy love probably that i don't know macedonia was the big so it was yeah that was uh because i
think they went through like it's a very it's a very greek in the ancient world so if we get kind of historical so the ancient world is pretty brutal to be anything
besides a man because if you're a woman you're lower than a man if you're a child they just
don't really view you as like precious or anything so until christianity comes along
and elevates those two things it's pretty brutal to be like a man or a female or a like a child
right and it's like a lot of like stuff that would get
you thrown in prison for years that happened rampantly throughout the ancient world all of
humankind yeah normalized it's the it's the joke shangela says with like vikings versus gay vikings
yeah it's like you see a bike it's like no protect the women and children yeah then the gay flag
comes up it's like uh-oh yeah very very prominent they're after our boobies
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So I have this like thing where I just love arguing
to argue and I'll pick a shitty point that I don't even necessarily believe.
Just to argue with college kids just because it's fun to me.
And I was arguing in this philosophy class of like basically like relativism on moral – like moral relativism of like morals don't actually exist.
Like right and wrong is completely
fucking speculative that's that is human conditioning yeah period and i don't necessarily
believe that entirely but like i was just arguing the point just to like try to get these college
kids to fucking think and the teacher was against me on this and they're like well i can prove you
wrong and i'm like by all means please because i legitimately i want to be wrong well on that like i'm not arguing because i want to be right on this one i'm arguing because i i really hope
i'm fucking wrong like i would super super appreciate some like definite answer of like
this is wrong this is right that's the realm that i want to live in and the teacher is like, well, imagine, for example, that there was a society where of children in a fashion was appropriate.
And I go, OK, I imagine it.
Now what?
And he's like, well, would that be wrong?
I go by my standards.
Absolutely.
That's wrong.
But if they say it's not wrong and they kill everybody that disagrees fucking is what it is at that point.
And he goes, but a culture like that doesn't exist. And I like well that's not true oh that existed not only is that not true
historically that's not true right now yeah and he's like explain and i go have you ever heard of
a chai boy and he's like no i go dude there's a story of an e6 in the army from 2008 that was
kicked out of the u.s military because he was stationed in a
particular country and the local forces that were his allies had chai boys that they would
abuse in that fashion. And he stood up because that was against his moral code and he beat the
holy fuck out of one of his allies because he didn't want that child to get
abused in that fashion and he got kicked out of the army for that because it's not following their
culture yeah we were not their cultural norm we couldn't do like even briefs going into iraq is
like hey if there is a stoning like if someone cheated and you get they chuck rocks at the
something like to an american
is like we don't fucking do that yeah you're throwing rocks at a woman until they die i was
like and they're like you can't interact that's just them you gotta stand there and watch yeah
and that's that is part of how the fuck do you do that like i can't imagine being put in that
situation but what if we shot them all that would be oh are you
i mean it's all about people
yeah I fucking love
anyways college professors
give me the lock
it's wearing off
god there's a
I'm really so like I'm actually
really happy with
my lord of the rings
and my axe.
The eye of Hitler's eye.
The eye of Hitler's eye.
The locket is affecting me so much.
He puts it on.
He doesn't turn him this way.
Cast it into the fire.
Oh, God.
Cast him into the oven. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. dude seriously like if you're super interested in history there's a college professor that's like getting more attention now uh she's she is brilliant god
damn it i can't remember her name i'll try to get it to the editor you put it on the screen but she's uh she's a history professor at the u.s naval war college and her fucking
lectures are brilliant like she's so good like i have crippling adhd like i can't handle just
listening to somebody talk and even her she's so fucking good at speaking and just teaching history
like i teach i like oh i'm good at teaching i'm good at teaching history when it's edited with
like retention beats and like all this stuff 80 this woman can just like turn a camera on and talk
for three hours and you're like like she's incredible we should get in our pepper
if i can convince her to get to this podcast i'd love to because
she's do it fucking do it brilliant but she talks about uh she even talks about like the third reich
and hitler and she's like if hitler didn't have the character flaws that he had and he was willing
to just take over like croatia and like that ancient german territory she's like he would
have been regarded to this day as like a brilliant military genius by
the Germans,
but he just kept pushing.
And then he went into our operation or a operation Barbarossa where he
attacked the USSR and everything.
But like,
if he would have had just,
if he didn't have the character fault city had,
and he would have just like been like,
okay,
enough is enough.
I've reunited traditional Germany and just stopped. he would have been regarded as a genius she has like a three-hour
lecture on it it's so fucking good well you can't argue it's it's no different than like
gangas con sorry if you don't know this killed way more people than hitler hitler was still
a one of the greatest leaders of motivating and getting like rallying people the dude had charisma
yes and then he developed that and then did that unfortunately he's fucking retarded in the other
yeah fortunately he's a horrible person yeah yeah gang is gone also horrible person but also climate
change he took out yeah no there was there's like a carbon footprint like 70 you could see the carbon
footprint of the amount of people that fucking he was directly responsible for getting killed
oh yeah i thought it was like it was like a smaller percentage but
i thought it was like 10 like it reduced the carbon footprint by like 10 or something like
that but that's like you're killing enough humans yeah that's a massive deal when you kill that many people you're like uh there
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Man, I do fucking love-
The other thing that fascinates me is like China has so much shit buried in China and they just don't even give a fuck to like dig it up.
Did you know this?
Dude, they have a lot-
They won't dig up the rest of the-
The terracotta army.
Yeah.
So like, you know, the terracotta army, so like you know the terracotta army like the the
clay like all of them are unique looking and all the statute you know that excavation site is only
like five percent dug out they ran in five percent yeah it's like it's literally it's like somewhere
between one and five percent of that is actually excavated and they just like stopped because the
ancient people like booby trapped it with like
mercury and they're like yeah it's not worth our time to dig it up and it's like modern standards
you can handle mercury like we have ways if you fucking care and they're just like yeah like i
we're an old country we'll do it later and they just don't give a fuck to dig it up and like
there's there's so many pyramids in china where they've like hit it with
um uh what the is the tech uh lidar they've hit it with lidar and they're like yeah this is a
fucking pyramid like a straight up like egyptian pyramid dig it out under this pile of dirt and
it's just like oh yeah we just covered it with dirt now we're growing fucking crops on it and
they're like yeah we don't feel like digging it up right now we're an old country we've been around we'll hit it later no shit oh dude they're so they're like
china has more pyramids than the rest of the world combined and they just don't give a
enough to dig them up and learn from it it's wild nick i'm curious your thoughts on like the uh
what's going around in pop culture right now of like the lost civilizations before we get to the
current narrative we have today where it's like the cradle of civilization, Mesopotamia.
But then we're finding all these different sites around the world that like predate that by thousands and thousands of years.
Oh, I don't think we I don't think we know. is if you look at ancient civilizations like currently right now like the accepted theory
that's taught at like low level of academia is like civilizations started with like they have
the three it's like the indus valley in india ancient china and whatever and the and it's if
you look at all of them the the big europe the big takeaway from it is literally like oh there was a bunch of fresh
water in this area and so the problem is people keep looking for shit in like you know you're
not going to find an ancient civilization in arizona you know what i mean it's so far it's
so far inland or whatever you heard the theory of like the there was the massive uh shift of the
crush sorry real quick but my fucking point is, if you want to actually find the ancient civilizations, you need to be looking a mile off the coast underwater.
Yeah.
That's where the ancient civilizations are.
When the water level was lower, people were living on the water.
And if the water levels have risen, they just got flooded out and had to move back.
And, like, that's where the actual fucking ancient civilizations are going to be at, not 10 miles inland by today's standards.
And the Terracotta, also just going back.
Terracotta, yeah.
Terracotta.
Sorry, Terracotta.
Terracotta.
Was it no – how many – is it 10,000 soldiers or 100?
They say it's 10,000.
It was like 5,900.
They say 10,000.
But no face matches either, and that's where they found it.
Yeah, they're all unique, yeah.
And the one sword that they did find, the one that is still sharp, when they pulled it out,
it's like the rumor is the dude cut himself touching it, but it is fucking, like, immaculate.
This blade was air-sealed, and to this day, they're like, no idea how—
How they had this level of
metallurgy yeah at this point in time it doesn't match they're like they shouldn't they shouldn't
have had the technology to make a blade of metal that's this pure for another thousand years
and they just like have i love this stuff so fucking gangster so fucking gangster. Dude, the picture of it.
And this has not been touched.
That's not been restored.
Copper, gold,
and something else.
That's not been restored.
That's how when they pulled it out of the sheet.
It was coated in oil.
And an airtight
sheath.
Because that's how it wasn't exposed to like oxygen or anything
yeah and when they pulled it out the story is like the scientist is like oh and he went to
touch it and it cut his finger dang and it's still like they will say even all the historians
and the scientists like yeah it's fucking sharp as we don't know how they made it like
period hold on you like real quick aliens you're gonna get me you're
gonna get me fucking stuck nick there's a theory that trout literally heard this the other day my
rant about fucking pyramids and alien people it bugs alien people what are mexicans no it's just
funny i don't even know the comedian but there's a joke where he's
like he's like you know the funny thing about he's a hispanic comedian he's like you know the funny
thing about mexicans we have pyramids in south america nobody questions who made those yeah
zero percent the thing that bothers me is you always get these people like pyramids were a giant generator for fucking gravitational whatever so they could charge
magic so they could charge their spaceships how on earth how could people have possibly had the
same architecture in egypt as they had in south america even though these cultures never interacted
in this blah blah blah it's like bro a pyramid is
literally the architectural structure of a pile of fucking dirt what do you mean it's like if
if you're if your goal was to make something tall the easiest object to make on earth is
a pyramid because it's a pile of shit step one you're like let's put everything like this what if we did it this way hey it works we made a pile
and now some assholes like it was an alien so it's not possible how do they do it there's a
fucking dude there's a dude that spent his life just like showing like here's how you could move
a limestone that big for the egyptian pyramids and he's like literally he's just got like mechanical advantage with sticks and fucking rope and he's moving like
giant chunks of rock that are tons tons and tons and tons like the size of the egyptian pyramids
and he's like look here's how hard this fucking is and he just moves a big stonehenge by himself
just to prove a point and people like nah like, nah, bro. Aliens.
That's it. Tens of thousands
of slaves.
No, they were skilled workers.
Sorry. They were.
Yes.
Why would you use slave labor to carve rugs?
Bro, I went on a
skilled work.
One of the tablets that
they found was like a receipt.
Instructions?
Home Depot?
It was Ikea.
It just had the pictures.
18 rock, one marble.
The one that gets me is like,
so I went on this entire autistic deep dive.
They were like, okay.
Oh shit, admin's here.
Yeah, sorry. this fucking dude uh so what is uh what is uh the the mormons do they have like plates what
the fuck is that oh the tablets yeah like that shit only he can read the john smith the john
smith like his his personal diary and like his shit is actually in a freemason library in cedar rapids
iowa the og yeah like the handwritten is in a freemason library and i was like what the fuck
is going on here so i like went on this whole deep dive and people are like illuminati freemasons
rule the world this big undercover blah blah blah and it's like bro i deep dive this entire thing
the freemasons as cool as it sounds to be, there's this evil underground cabal of geniuses that are running society.
But the Freemasons, I'm not shitting you, was straight up just the remnants of a like a laborers union from Egypt.
That's literally what the Freemasons came from was the laborers union of the dudes that
made the pyramid and it's just the remnants of that labor union is a hundred percent what the
freemasons is they're doing like spooky behind the scenes like deep state shit no it's like a
bunch of guys and they're like show us your dick or you're gay they have a secret way to communicate that you can google on the internet and it's available on
on the first page of google images you think the cia is gonna let the freemasons move into
their territory i really want brandon to do a video on the heart attack gun oh yeah you know they brought it out in court
no bro there's pictures you can google them when they were talking about the heart attack gun the
fucking like one of the top dudes at the caa at the time this is like the 70s or 80s he's like
yeah here it is and it's like this pistol with this big ass scope on it it looks like a modified
1911 he's like yeah it's electric it shoots a uh dart made out
of ice that we covered in blowfish toxin and then after we shoot you with it the the dart
melts and then you have a heart attack 45 minutes later isn't that neat and like why why cia why do
you have this anyways boeing i do not have any information on boeing i think they're a great aircraft manufacturing facility
all of our government contractors please don't fucking kill me 100 i had that theory there was
a guy that 3d printed guns like i think it was in germany and he had a heart attack out of nowhere
i think he got killed by one of those type of guns.
It didn't go to trial.
So I think it was Jay Stark.
He was 3D printing and manufacturing firearms anonymous. There's a whole
YouTube documentary
on it. He eventually got caught
and then he died before getting the trial.
Of course he did.
Oh, was he the guy
who was inside of the duffel bag
that was padlocked from the outside
that committed?
Obviously, probably one of those that they fished out of the river and by himself in the head.
Must be one of the most like what?
One of the like scariest fucking movies that's also cringy and horrible is Shooter with Mark Wahlberg, where they have like the fucking modified football pads that like they
cinch down and holds a gun to your own head that to me was like that's too much work you just pop
them like in the side of the temple you put the gun in their hand it's like i appreciate what
you're doing that's also too much work yeah it's like what are you talking about he's walking
here you go here's the gun all right i get. Look at like... Hold on. GSR. GSR. Please.
Please.
Mr. Law Enforcement Guy, hop in.
I want to hear this.
Hi, everyone.
No, gunshot residue.
That's why they left it in his hand.
So the gunshot residue was still there.
Oh, okay.
I like it.
That's fair.
Here's my thing with that.
I like it.
Sorry I know how to get away with murder.
It's not even that.
Okay, this is is gonna come back
to bite me if i ever like get involved in something but like my my my confidence in
getting away with murder if i wanted to is so ridiculously high it's insane yeah this is what
you do i'd like to speak to my lawyer please that's like a hundred percent yeah they did like
the the average person that gets convicted of murder has an iq of like
70 it was it was like it was like 86 it was literally like a couple of iq points above
mentally disabled like what was the show like the cops it was like the where they track down
the murders what was that show dude oh that narrows it down cia and cia it's a real it's
a real show.
It's not like a Hollywood show.
It's like, I think, 40 hours or something like that.
Oh, 48 hours.
Oh, yeah, 48 hours where you have that window.
Cody, is it true it's 48 hours?
Cody, sit down.
I was a cop, too.
Yeah, my ex's mom used to watch that to plot the murder of her husband.
Dude, but it's literally like, I feel like if you have the intelligence to fucking, if you merc somebody and then just like have the mental capacity to just shut the fuck up about it for the rest of your life, you're going to get away with it like 90% of the time.
I think in the show it was like they would capture someone and they'd be like, did you kill him?
They're like, yeah.
They give him some Wendy's.
I think there was like an episode where they're like, did you kill him?
They're like, oh, let's talk to my lawyer.
They're like, dang it. Dang like oh let's talk to my lawyer they're like dang it dang it that's all we had the tom sagura joke how he watched like all eight seasons of a show yeah the only people that got away with
it were the ones that were like can i have a lawyer and all the cops were like fuck
it's so like as a cop like you would you would like uh rest or detain someone mirandaism like
they clearly committed a crime then you read them their detain someone, Mirandaize them. They clearly committed a crime.
Then you read them their Miranda rights.
You have the right to remain silent.
And they're like, all right, what happened?
I hit that bitch.
And you're like, God.
What did I just tell you?
This isn't just a fucking movie or TV show.
I just said you had the right to remain silent.
Okay.
The Fifth Amendment is sick, dude.
It's pretty sick. while i'm in the middle
while i'm in the middle of like a fucking blue line sandwich here i have a question for you
too it's like you guys are both like just good people well you know what i mean like i feel like
if somebody like could you like abused my child and they disappeared and you guys arrested me
you'd like secretly be rooting for me in the back of your head but you also have to do your job like what is how often were you guys in a situation as a police officer
wait like you just got arrested yeah like if like some dude does something that's like
not right but also kind of fucking i mean i get it dude nick you'd be a hard one because
how often are you guys just like just i wish you would shut the fuck up because you did
are they encouraging vigilante justice yeah kind of that's pretty much what he's asking
borderline yeah like to what degree are a lot of police officers that are just good dudes being
like god just shut the fuck up you're gonna get away with it and then they just can't do it well
i told cody the other day i was uh at uh was at a lake house with an ex-girlfriend.
One of her cousins showed up
and she had been physically abused by her boyfriend
who tried to drown her.
And a sheriff's deputy dropped her off
and he was like, there was a bunch of,
there's like five drunk guys.
And we saw her get out.
We heard the story.
And immediately we all had the same thought.
And the sheriff's deputy was like, guys, hear me out.
I know exactly what you're planning to do.
If that guy goes missing tonight, I know where to go and I know who did it.
So don't do what you're thinking right now.
And so we all had to chill the fuck out for seven days.
Yeah, just don't get caught.
That's fair.
I'd like to plead the fifth.
I'd like to plead the fifth.
That's all I wanted to hear.
Yeah, Cody's like, I can't talk about these stories.
That's all I wanted to hear.
Yeah, it's so tough because I am such a big fan of vigilante justice.
At the same time, it's like one of those things like
there is uh you have a right to due process and you like there is a whole good thing where if you
are accused of a crime you have the right to a trial you have a right to be heard it's not just
like you are convicted now at the same time all 55 grain out of a 20 inch m16 travels around 3 300
feet per second. Mashallah.
That's all.
I guess if I had to condense this question down, it'd be like,
how many times have you ever just been like, you
arrested somebody and in the back of your head,
you're just like,
every fiber of my being
wants to tell you to just not
say anything to anybody and ask for a lawyer,
but I can't tell you that.
There's that one dude that uh uh the criminal killed so threw the baby off threw the baby off
a bridge and then killed the mom and then the dad in the courthouse went and just beat the shit out
of the dude during the hearing and the cops were pulling him off that's what i mean because i'd be
like as a cop i'd be like this is how hard i'd pull on that guy i'm like no who's the famous dude that whose son was abused by his
like taekwondo instructor he shot him in the head at the payphone about gary yeah so like i feel like
every cop that i've ever met that's been like a pretty fucking good dude has been like quietly
like yeah that dude's awesome you know what i mean like oh and that
shot he was like just re-watched the gary plungee footage he's like that shot's crazy
under the armpit from it's probably what like six feet seven like if you were the
you think he was at the range practice
like if you were the cops escorting the dude that got shot, like, how hard would you be like, bro, high five?
They're like, Gary, stop.
That's why they didn't, like, pull their guns out and shoot him.
They're like, Gary, stop.
And he's like, Gary, stop.
Gary, stop.
Gary, why you don't do that now?
Or, like, the town that didn't see anything or whatever that documentary was called.
The one drunk asshole that everyone hated.
They had the piece of shit.
He had a 14-year-old girlfriend
and his daddy was big money in the town or whatever.
So he ran the place.
He was a total piece of shit.
This is an entire town, by the way.
Go on.
Everybody hated his guts.
He had fucked over everybody in this small town in the middle of
nowhere it's like montana wyoming somewhere like that and then one night he's leaving this bar with
his fucking 14 year old girlfriend gets in his truck and somebody shot him six times in front of everyone in town no eyewitnesses literally
who done it that's crazy yeah they were getting so fucking frustrated investigating it and they'd
like sit everybody down individually and they'd be like i don't know so there were 60 of you
standing around and nobody knows who shot him and they'd be like i didn't see anything imagine how much you're hated we're out of 60 people watch you die and everyone's like
but that's my thing like i feel like the like again outsider i was never a cop so i don't
fully understand but i feel like the biggest flaw in the american justice system right now is like
the amount of trouble you could potentially get in for what your actions are
is almost entirely based off of like who your district attorney is and i can't imagine how
go ahead you know you know you know way more than me because like that's my question to you guys is
like how frustrating is it for like a cop in like small town rural wherever the fuck flyover state
where it's like i feel like in my state if i
got in a legit self-defense shooting i would be pretty okay more than likely based off just
district attorneys and shit versus like there's a lot of good cops in a huge city but maybe there's
a district attorney that's just like i don't like guns and i don't like the second amendment you
shouldn't be able to have it and i'm going to try to throw you in prison forever for defending your
family well that's funny because you're 100 correct okay
because like that was my interpretation so i wanted to hear your guys's opinion also when it
i just want to talk on small crimes right now there's a thing called officer discretion
that a lot of officers don't use and it drives me absolutely up the fucking wall like you don't
have to arrest everyone for i don't know smoking a joint you don't have to arrest everyone for, I don't know, smoking a joint.
You don't have to arrest everyone for,
I don't know,
a tell light out.
Like you don't have to do that shit.
And there's so many cops that are like,
no,
I'm a cop.
I want to do this thing right now.
And I'm just going to arrest this person just to like,
get their stats good so that they can,
you know,
fucking make Sergeant or lieutenant or whatever.
And that cop's probably ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
That is the cop you all probably know
and you're like, everyone hates that dude.
Everybody hates that guy.
Everyone fucking hates that guy. Aaron's thinking about
his story right now.
You know his first name.
I had a case where
I responded to a call where a dude had drove
his 2020 GMC,
and this is 2020, so brand new truck, into a canal in January.
Water is frigid.
He somehow managed to get out of the canal.
There was a group of teens out there, and I was like,
what are you guys doing out here?
They're like, we were looking at stars.
And I was like, all right, hey, thanks for being here.
Get out of here, you rascals.
Get out of here.
We were looking at stars, sir.
I was like, all right, go smoke weed somewhere else.
Get out of here. I are some cops that would have arrested all of them yeah i see so many videos where like a cop pulls somebody over and they're like
bro what the fuck are you doing quit being
dumb and then like the comment section just loves that cop they're just like this is what correct
what policing looks like like hey just try to care about people or he they pull over some dude on a
motorcycle that was doing something doing a wheelie but it was also like near nobody else and they're
like hey you're gonna die stop i Stop. I have, I have certain
theories that certain places have to be policed more than others. Like if you look at New York
city, like that, that place is chaos. I would assume that it has to be very well managed chaos
as opposed to like where you're from in Iowa, where everyone is very independent. There's a lot
of, you know, everyone's on the same page. You don't have to worry about as much so it's like why are you harassing people that just doing their thing yeah like in new york
if you're going around breaking windows it's like yeah asshole you're going to jail like yeah
hey that's a that's a clear one right yeah or it's like you gotta like kind of be out and about
and have a presence but like i absolutely agree you're coming from because you're making more
work for yourself that doesn't need to exist there there's there's a time to be an asshole right and there are times where you don't have to be a asshole and that's the i
think that's one of the biggest problems with policing now and why people don't like police
in addition to defunding them that the training they need the training yeah that's a big one
why didn't he shoot him in the leg it's like well he didn't have any range time because you guys
pulled his phone my least favorite why don't you shoot him in the leg? I was like, well, he didn't have any range time because you guys pulled his foot.
My least favorite.
Why don't you shoot him in the leg?
Yes.
He just hit the femoral artery.
He died 12 seconds later.
Crazy story.
That's the thing, dude.
It's like with policing, they're like, how come you're not Superman?
It's like, wait, hold on.
You want me to roundhouse kick the knife out of his hand, dude?
Like, what are you talking about? It's handing him a gun and be like hit that fucking square and they're like and you see how bad people are with
a also anyone that doesn't know this pistols are hard to shoot very hard to shoot yeah i say one
percent know how to fucking shoot a pistol probably that's giving a lot yeah 0.1 percent
can shoot a pistol accurately it's taken us years to get good with a pistol.
Years.
There was a, there's a fucking ex Delta dude that has his own podcast now.
And he talks about like in detail about how, like whenever they would get a new guy, it was for shooting.
They would have them go out there with a stock Glock 17 or 19, whatever the fuck they had.
And they're like, we would make them get good at shooting pistol just because the tolerance for error is so much smaller with a pistol.
But all the fundamentals are the same.
They're like, if you can hit a fucking target with a pistol at 50 yards, you can absolutely do it with a rifle with your eyes closed so he's like we would
just take our guys out there and force them to get good with the pistol and then we wouldn't even
bother to really train them with rifles because all the fundamentals just transfer over who is the
dude uh knocked tv um hunter fuck knocked Yeah. No, I didn't. Fucking, um.
Ah!
Knocked TV arrow man.
Google? Yeah, knock on
TV. Yeah, the hunter guy, right?
God, he's the... He's an archer?
Yes. He's like
hunter with archers.
Fuck. Has he been on Rogue and a Bunch? Yes.
Yes. Is he like a marathon runner?
No, that's Cameron Haynes.
It's the other one.
I can't remember his name, but I know who you're talking about.
Is his first name John?
Is it John?
You're talking about knock on TV.
Dude, we've met him multiple times.
I'm just fucking tired.
I know, and I'm like, god damn it not cameron haynes um he's like one of his friends though they all get along and he's a
podcast i hate that i'm drawing a blank on this name and the comments will show that that dude
barely he's never shot oh uh when they took him pistol shooting homeboys like barely ever shot a
pistol he is so good with a fucking boat like he can do anything with a boat john dudley john
dudley yeah dudley dudley so dudley rarely ever shot a pistol if you want to see an archer my boy
the fucking sniper with that give him a pistol just pinging steel at 100 yards like it's nothing
because the fundamentals don't change.
It's still like relax, boom.
Yes, you pull the trigger, but this way fucking harder than a pistol.
Then you have pistol, then rifle.
Homeboy, everyone was like, yo, he's like really good with a pistol.
Why is he so good?
Yeah, too good and
100 yards would just clear plate steel like plates trees he's like man this is fun like
go fuck yourself it's way easier than a bow because a pistol really hard but if you teach
somebody how to handle a pistol when you handle a rifle, that's pretty easy. That's really fucking easy.
Dude, I had such a good time
with him. We went out
when BRCC was doing
the adaptive athlete challenge,
that thing, he was on my
team and I had just been in archery
for like a year.
I was missing some shots and he was like
do this, this, and this.
I was just fucking drilling everything.
The dude is so cool.
We need to put him and
Aaron Adman,
my boy, together in a video
because if you just did
a Warbow video with Dudley,
that video is fucking...
I would love to see what Dudley could do
with a Warbow. That would be fun.
Would you give him a history lesson on that that'll be good time it's fine i'm down content john where you at
hey duds where you at brother that'd be good time i will say anytime i was ever doing uh
rifle work after doing pistol work it was so easy running a rifle i had an lpvo set up on
my patrol rifle for a bit
because they just started like rolling those out because they're like like law enforcement was like
oh lpvo they're pretty sick because you get this land headshots and hostage situations i remember
i had my lpvo in my truck for six months i got out and i've been shooting but i got out 50 yards
right between the eyes like instantly for like the target shooting not a real person but like just
target shooting at the range and i was like yeah this is so freaking easy how like with a rifle with a handgun that the stakes become
much higher yeah oh let me show them the picture the the cops the other day yeah yeah it just got
posted on the podcast i just actually it's on the top of my feed right now because i had to save it
hold on give me a second Let me find this real quick.
Oh, also, coming back to pyramids,
I think they're power conductors.
Anyway.
Nick, do you think pyramids are power conductors?
Fucking Jesus.
Holy shit.
Okay.
They have batteries.
Or do you think they're ancient tombs?
What?
I mean, they're not tombs
because nobody was actually buried in a fucking pyramid.
But what's your question? The theory that they're actually power conductors like a tesla coil no why not
make batteries i'm not a historian prove me wrong i watched history
just alien i know actually personally i think the uh pyramids were power conductors for
the best tanks ever made the panther 5 you're just like dude i saw fury american tanks fucking
suck bro it would take like six germans to take down one do they do they suck you know what my
favorite argument in favor like
where boo German fucking supremacy
blah blah blah first of all the entire
theory of like the clean Vermont like
oh oh the where March wasn't
they weren't radicalized they were just innocent
people doing what they were told first of all
that's fucking stupid there's no such thing as
an innocent person doing what they were told
I will absolutely judge you by the orders you follow just as harshly as the orders you don't so that's fucking stupid there's no such thing as an innocent person doing what they were told i will absolutely judge you by the orders you follow just as harshly as the orders you don't
so that's a stupid argument secondly the entire notion that like oh german tanks were better
because america lost more tanks first of all america lost more tanks because we manufactured
10 times more of them and sent them to everyone i mean how many fucking sherman tanks did the
ussr have like 5 000 you know it's insane so and then the other thing you want to know the biggest
the biggest threat to german tanks was themselves they just fucking broke and couldn't be fixed
and the entire notion of like oh well you know the the Americans lost more tanks going up against the Germans.
Did they?
Did they really?
Maybe number-wise they lost more tanks.
But you want to know how many tanks the Nazi Germany lost going up against the Americans?
All of them.
Because guess what doesn't exist anymore?
Nazi Germany.
Go fuck yourself.
The German military sucked.
Sorry about it.
I hate to break it to you, but that's just how that goes down
personally i think karate is a better fighting style than brazilian jiu-jitsu
no what'd you say i didn't hear you personally i think karate is a better fighting style than bjj
can i have another beer please sure yeah we'll get you another one show can i have another
push light um it gets. Look at this pistol.
This pistol underneath his kit.
I didn't see that.
It gets worse the more you look at it.
I actually like old school karate, believe it or not.
No kidding?
Yeah.
No, it's just old school karate is fucking legit.
Like back in the day.
His pistol's under his kit.
In like the 80s.
Like old school American karate is legit as fuck.
It's so good.
I mean like he's not American, but look at like Lyoto Machida, old school karate.
He was in there fucking up Muay Thai strikers all the time.
He had that back stance.
He would just cycle back and hit the strike.
Old school karate is incredible.
Karate just gets a bad rap now because it's been, honestly, it's just been around capitalism
so much.
And now people are basically i
don't want to say they're selling belts but like i personally as a dude that's been around combat
sports a lot if you gave me the option blind pick of like hey would you rather get in a fight to the
death with a black belt in karate from 1970 or a black belt in karate from 2020 i'm picking the
black belt in karate from 2020 all I'm picking the black belt in karate from 2020 all day.
Just because the statistical probability
that that person is a legitimate fucking deadly badass
is way lower.
Just because the amount of people that like,
it takes money to have the art survive.
And at a certain point, you're just like,
okay, well, this person,
they've put in their due diligence for 10 years,
but they're like, they're a level one character 10 years but they're like they're a level one
character and it's like they're a level 100 character for the base model they're built with
versus like you know john jones base model you give that dude six months of training he's gonna
beat some dude that's a five foot six pudgy guy all day long it's just that's how that fucking works um old martial karate is
legit as fuck all martial arts but also at the end of the day uh jujitsu is the best
singular martial art period what's that what about wushu like the pork
no that's whack no wagyu yeah Wagyu beef? Wagyu, yeah.
No, I mean, misashi was on to something.
Yeah, I mean, if you don't know, if you can cut somebody's head off with a sword, by all means.
If you have like 72 duels and you've never lost, and then you duel the greatest samurai at the time and you win, you're like, okay, I have the best fighting style with swords at this time period.
Grappling is the best singular martial art period.
Like I'll die on that.
I'll argue.
You can sit anybody across the table from me and I'll beat them with a debate because it's just – it's correct.
You have like Muay Thai for brutality, BJJ for like ground because a majority of fights do go to the ground.
If it doesn't, then that's where like BJJ is going to try to take it to ground.
Look at Hoyce or Hickson or anyone.
Jiu-Jitsu singularly will win, period.
And that's been proved by UFC.
That was the whole reason that UFC was invented.
The only thing that can compete with jiu-jitsu is wrestling, but it ultimately loses just because wrestling doesn't teach you how to finish a fight but wrestling is also the
best base for multiple martial arts just because of the brutality of the training and how hard the
wrestlers are crazy like i'm from iowa a fucking high level wrestler is a nightmare and so like
jujitsu is hard from just a grappling standpoint but jujitsu can end with an arm bar a choke hold
an ankle lock a knee bar a straight arm bar uh five different types of choke hold there's a
thousand different ways to end a jiu-jitsu match there's one way to end a fucking wrestling match
which makes it infinitely harder because everybody knows what you're gonna do in wrestling like
you're gonna pin my shoulder blades to the mat and I'm not going to let that singular thing fucking happen.
So that's why wrestlers are just so mentally tough.
Have you watched some of the suplex dudes though?
There's that new one.
Oh,
they're insane,
bro.
Some of those suplexes fucking like you just watch the dudes like,
but it just splits somebody's neck.
That's why,
that's why I get mad at jujitsu.
There's like a lot of mad at jujitsu.
There's like a lot of people in jujitsu are like pulling guard is stupid, blah, blah, blah.
And it's like in MMA, yeah, it could be stupid.
In a street fight in Iowa with some dude whose fucking shoulder delts touch his earlobes, pulling guard is a really good option.
Otherwise, that dude just might pick you up and face plant you into the concrete.
And then you get to wake up.
Never like,
so putting yourself on the ground is sometimes the best fucking option.
So,
and then strike it like,
don't get wrong.
Like I love striking.
I'm not trying to shit on it,
but like at the end of the day,
this is America.
And if you like,
if we get in a physical altercation where we're trying to have a, a fight to the death, a street fight that doesn't work in a street.
Dude, I'm 30.
I'm fat.
I don't get involved in street fights.
I get involved in self-defense shootings.
Shoot them.
You know what I mean?
Like if you're going to try to fucking stay five feet away from me and fucking establish the jab, you're getting shot.
Otherwise you're grabbing me and at that point
i have jujitsu on my side and if you have better jujitsu i'm gonna die but other than that it's
it's a rough if you have guns grappling is the best martial arts so i'm 36 and i have a family
so it's like the funny thing with that is all the dudes that are like oh wrestling's wrestling's gay
you're touching another man and then the minute you're like i'm just gonna shoot you they're like
whoa whoa whoa that's that's not honorable it's like i'm not in this for honor right now dude i'm
just trying to make it till my next pay period so i can get my paycheck and pay my bills get the
fuck out of here personally i think if the panzer commanders knew karate they absolutely would have beaten you're trying to
upset me they absolutely would have beaten the shermans let's hear it let's hear it let's fuck
give me your best if michael vittman had a little bit more bjj and karate time he for sure would
have absolutely how did he spend the rest of his life
after World War II? What was he up to?
Oh, well, he died. He died. From a what?
It must have been...
A Sherman Firefly? Yeah, that was the one.
Those Sherman Fireflies knew more BJJ.
Another fun fact about...
Another fun fact about Sherman tags.
A treadlock?
So the original Shermans had a smaller gun.
And then they came out with the sherman 76
so that's what uh like oh shit admins here
nick rants for two hours sherman 76 had a bigger gun because it could penetrate german armor right
it's almost too easy at this point so that's why america like upgraded
the gun on the shermans later in war and half the fucking dude more than half the majority of the
sherman tank commanders were like i don't want the new tank with the bigger gun that that one
sucks you want to know why because nobody ever ran in to german armor because there just weren't
that many of them because the germans fucking sucked and the original sherman tank was better
using an anti-personnel round which is what you would use to take out a german 88 millimeter
anti-tank gun which is what the actual americans were really running into was germans hiding in
the fucking wood line with a german 88 and that was the real threat to american armor not the
german tanks so get the fuck out of here
with that nonsense what else you got and then hannah's like babe did you come though no not yet
i have i have been purposely provoking nick throughout this entire pot i'll i'll get some
i'm gonna bring hannah here so you guys can talk to her because the amount of times that that woman
God bless her heart
is just watching me angrily
pace around the house
arguing with the communist
in the back of my brain
or the wereaboo in the back of my brain
about how their shit sucks
and America's better is insane
you got one bad comment
the other day that somebody disagreed
with you
and you ruined your day.
We were at dinner, just hanging out,
and you're like,
you don't fucking understand.
You gotta let it go, man.
It's not in my soul.
It's the internet. This is what we do.
I know the comment.
It was on my 1911 video
where I was talking about how the 1911 was better in 1911
when it came out because 45 was better than nine millimeter fucking 90 years ago because it had
better kinetic energy and people were like oh actually nine millimeter isn't isn't fucking
any worse than 45 yes by modern standards stick when did the 9mm hollow point get developed?
This is our guest.
When did the 9mm hollow point
get developed?
Personally, I'm more of a fan of the Tiger tank.
Wrong. It was 1978.
Up until 1978,.45 was
absolutely better than 9mm.
This dickhead is like,
you think the.45 is better?
Why don't you explain the history
of the Mozambique drill? Mozambique was developed by fucking rhodesian special forces when he had to
shoot a communist in the chest twice and then once in the head because that's mozambique right two to
the chest one to the head special forces tough guy shit and i was like yeah that was with a browning
high power not a browning 1911 they're guns. I realized they were developed by the same guy.
But it's a different gun, you fucking moron.
I'm almost positive I sent it to you.
Yeah, they thought it was the same gun.
And that's why they were like, oh, this proves my point.
I was like, no, you proved my point, you fucking moron.
Oh, I get so mad.
You don't say.
Oh, shit, admin's here.
I just came right to you.
It's like featuring fat electrician and retard
i have college professors whatever you call it i have college that's it i have college professors
that are like you know you might be correct but you should you should really adjust your tone
because you have to win over hearts and minds and it's like potentially maybe but hear me out some people are
too far gone and you just have to ridicule them and make them look stupid so everybody else watching
is like oh maybe that guy is a moron and then you save everybody else from being a fucking moron so
that's that's my role in all of this i'm gonna roast you for being dumb that's that's what i'm
gonna do you can let everybody else have the appropriate tone
with this. I'm fucking over it.
Oh, I can't stand dumb people.
Hey, so Aaron, what are you working on?
Oh shit, Admin's here.
I'm so sorry.
I love Aaron. He's a great person.
You mean fuckstick? Yeah.
I think Erwin Rommel
really had a good shot saving the third reich's chances
during world war ii but he was really hindered by hitler any allied commander had no chance
against erwin rommel truly if he was left to his own devices cody cody close it out before he starts
cody close it out before he starts. Tony, close it out before he starts. That will be a part of the after show.
Guy loved Nick so much.
Thank you for joining the unsubscribed podcast.
I was joined today by Eli DoubleFab, my friend.
Yeah, fuck stick.
Fuck stick results.
Administrative fuck stick results.
Oh shit, Edmunds. Fat electric electrician myself and king trout thank you for coming on all of us but can i say something real
quick uh nick's channel is absolutely one of my favorite channels to watch whenever i'm eating
food i'll throw on some fat electrician enjoy some history it's also great to be on the unsubscribed
podcast i love this channel a lot uh funny story i was telling
cody off camera but back when i was a cop we would watch his uh shooting breakdowns a lot and it was
a really cool thing to finally you know be working with him so it's great to be out here guys thanks
for having me also hi connor hi no i like trout a lot he's a great guy but also side note how is
it making new accounts and commenting on his videos? You know, it's never been easier.
That's you, motherfucker?
That's you.
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