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Starting point is 00:00:43 Oh! Oh! I'll keep it quick. Thank you all so freaking much. You are absolutely amazing humans. Watch this. Let's go to your videos. Let's go to...

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Starting point is 00:01:29 Also for Pepperbox at the app store, make sure you leave a review and five stars if you can. It helps the program and thank you guys for kicking ass in that. And whether you're listening to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, or whatever program you you use if you can leave five stars and leave a review we truly appreciate it it helps boost us in the algorithm and we are in the top 30 comedy podcasts in the world now thanks to you freaking amazing humans thank you all love you dude how many two of the hosts are just shit wrecked already it's fine it's not wait which two well yeah which two that's what the question is were you with them for for brunch yeah you were the both of us we were there for two hours before you got there yeah that's true yeah yeah that's true i like that's a justification

Starting point is 00:02:18 why you're drunk we were there early i mean yeah yeah i am actually confused why you're confused we were we're running on eli time what we're gonna do not drink what's gonna happen what he gets fucking uh the brunch place where's all the rum gone we showed up and cody looks at the waiter and is like do you want me to close out that table we're're going to move to a bigger table and do this again. Immediately. And we did. Yeah. There's a brief awkward moment when the server's like,

Starting point is 00:02:53 and then our homeboy's just like, no, it's fine. We just stack tables. We know what they're doing. We own this place. He parts the Red Sea of minimum wage servers. Jesus Christ. I missed you too, buddy. Good.

Starting point is 00:03:12 We should get Bernie Sanders on the podcast, actually. I know that you say that. I am once again asking you to be on my podcast. I'll fly out to your second or third vacation home. We can film it there if you want. Why does 1% of the podcast have 80% of the slurs? This is a good start. We are two minutes in.

Starting point is 00:03:37 Do we have a lime? I got one. I want lime. A limey? They got lemon. You want the green boy. Did you just, ugh, bush? What are you popping? I You got a bush. You got the green boy. Did you just, ugh, bush? What are you popping?

Starting point is 00:03:48 I'll do watermelon. No, I'll do lemon. Thank you. Cody's going to need more. It's called being proactive, not reactive. I'm definitely going to fall asleep. What, we're not going out? Oh, you handed me peach?

Starting point is 00:04:02 Eli, I know you're going to beat my ass, but I'll fight you for handing me peach. Oh, God. Okay. Watermelon. It's like fucking the Sistine Chapel. Reaching out to God. Cody, do the thing!

Starting point is 00:04:19 We're doing the thing? No, you gotta do your thing first. No, we do the pop. Yeah. Three, two, one. Did you get drunk? doing the thing oh no you got to do your thing first wait no we do the pop yeah three two one did you get drunk hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed podcast i'm joined today by eli double fat fat electrician brandon herrera and myself donut operator eli are you gaslighting us right now that was always the the, right? Am I retarded? I swore we did Cody's, then the countdown.

Starting point is 00:04:51 No, we crack the cans and then do it. Is your PTSD flaring up right now? What the fuck is going on? I'm not shooting you right now. I'm not shooting you right now. How do you spell Chick-fil-A? What universe are you from? How do you spell Berenstein?

Starting point is 00:05:03 You mean Berenstein? It's Chick-fil-A. Can are you from how do you spell berenstein bears you mean berenstein it's chic okay can we fucking just get past that the comments are gonna be like we're probably we've been driving in it multiple ways i don't give a fuck what you say fruit of the loom always had that goddamn basket they proved that did you see that girl no they've always had the basket there was a girl on no they didn't and this girl messaged fruit of the loom on tiktok she got she gained like a million followers just from this and she like flew off the handle cornucopia is what it's called like she's like they didn't have the the wicker basket in it i know it was there and she like went to old thrift stores and eventually found like old

Starting point is 00:05:39 ass shirts that's what people remember that's what it was yeah no that's what everybody remembers but they're like no that never happened and she messaged fruit of the loom and they're like yeah it's never been like that we don't know why people think that and then she went to like goodwill and found shirts with the cornucopia and like proved them wrong it's this whole we're talking about mandela effect real quick here we go can i talk about fucking chick-fil-a for a moment since eli brought it up that was nick no that was the last universe fucking keep up anyways go ahead cody no okay cody's memory is already deleted it's like since eli brought this i'm like i didn't say it i specifically i specifically remember eli saying

Starting point is 00:06:18 i might be a little drunk since brunch don Don't worry about it, guys. But I specifically remember fucking dating girls who worked at Chick-fil-A, and I would go into the mall, and they would joke about how it's chic-fil-A. It's because you dated girls who couldn't spell. No, no, no. They would be like, oh, it's chic-fil-A. Way to shit on everyone that works at Chick-fil-A. C-H-I-C. And I remember seeing

Starting point is 00:06:45 chichiflake on the fucking sign is it a c-i-c there's only c-h c-h-i-c-k I remember I always thought it was c-h-i-k babe you weren't there it's only c-h-i-k

Starting point is 00:07:01 nah it's bullshit dude bullshit yeah she was a manager. This is horseshit. I don't believe any of this. She's in on it. The frogs are... Hey, the frogs are gay! I'm going to be honest with you.

Starting point is 00:07:15 I'm kind of retarded. It's one of those episodes already. Yeah, we are now fucking six minutes in. Great. Awesome. Welcome to the core four episode. The gang. Call it anything but that.

Starting point is 00:07:30 Welcome to the gang episode. We'll keep that in, too. Call it anything else. Fucking anything else. Welcome to this. Welcome. Hi, everyone. How y'all been?

Starting point is 00:07:42 We're having a good time. Nick landed. Brandon, you were out on a river floating. Yeah, I'm finally getting some fucking downtime for once. So I'm catching up. I was out with the girl and some of her friends, and we went out in New Braunfels. God, you look hella Mexican today. Yeah. You're going to be brown as shit tomorrow. Dude, I'm ready to cut some motherfucking grass.

Starting point is 00:08:05 I'm ready to hop some other grass. I'm ready to hop some fence. I'm actually burnt. I can feel I got here. I'm like, I can't tell if I'm dehydrated or drunk. Probably both. Both. I mean, why stop now? No.

Starting point is 00:08:17 How was that? How was it floating? I'm not used to getting a chance to like I threw my phone a fucking Ziploc bag and didn't touch it for like six hours. I never do that. Yeah, it it's awesome we live on our phones if you don't like and when i say live a lot of people it's like you're on your phone you get like if you if we got 50 text messages a day might sound like a lot that'd be fucking heavenly yeah you wake up to like 50 and like 30 goddamn my unread text right now 1500 my unread emails 246 000 oh My unread text right now, 1,500. My unread emails, 246,000. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:47 Unread text, 1,828. Yeah. I have currently 567 voicemails. I always wonder what it would be like if I just took my phone and fucking threw it into a river and just never looked at it again. I've thought about it, but I'd probably go to prison for the information on that phone that I can't get back. Yeah, true. Maybe that reset or someone finds it. Someone finds our group text and they're like, oh, God.

Starting point is 00:09:16 It would look like Hitler's bunker in 1945. We're all just passing the Luger around. Speaking of which, have you seen a. That makes our group sound so good. Give me the. It's been leaked. Not that I care about the political affiliation, but Senator Warren had a like a TikTok campaign going on right now. Elizabeth Warren.

Starting point is 00:09:41 About how. So what is it? About how Apple is. Apple's basically being mean with the group chat with the blue and the green bubbles. And she has like a whole ad airing all over. I've seen it like 20 times on Instagram where she's like, Apple is driving families apart by having different colored bubbles and it's excluding people from the group chat. And it's like gaming.

Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah. Yeah. I was like, there's a lot of more problems besides. And no, my, my thing is I have never trusted apple less than when the government starts telling you to use them that's also true what if the world just stopped being fucking no no yeah too hard i we didn't add i didn't add jake's android to the new group message because i didn't want

Starting point is 00:10:21 fucking green text in it. So technically thank you for your service. And then Jake waited three days to see the name of the group text. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was all for Jake. Currently.

Starting point is 00:10:39 God damn it. We can't read any of this. Oh yeah. It's another man's jizz in my belly button by Zach Bryan. Which awesome when you're jizz in my belly button by Zach. Brian, which awesome when you're driving and it's connected to your phone. Sam's like sit up front.

Starting point is 00:10:51 See, and that it's like group texts. It's like, that's one day I'm going to be in court. Mr. Mr. Fat electrician. Uh,

Starting point is 00:11:00 did it say X, Y, Z in the group chat? Hmm. You're gonna have to jog my memory. Which group chat was it? What's it called? Read that out loud in court, please. It's like the meme, the guy with the

Starting point is 00:11:10 fucking FBI showing up with the meme printed out on the paper. It's like, boys, this shit don't look good on paper. It's good to have you back. I'm so excited. It's always good. We get like one month rotations of you. It's like four days, five days. And then next week we have, we're super

Starting point is 00:11:29 stoked for tomorrow because we have our boy, Mighty Mouse, Demetrius Johnson. Demetrius Johnson is coming on? It's going to be awesome. We're all going to fight him. At the same time. At the same time we almost might win. Send Nick and hold him down be

Starting point is 00:11:48 honest I was thinking about this like I don't even know if I want to fight him if I had a gun and he didn't he's so fucking fast I feel like I'd still miss it's that weird like he's teleporting like no no no no no no no no he's like the little blue guy from X-men i'd rather fight the biggest man on the planet with a gun than him i don't know did you see um eddie uh eddie hall fighting two normal sized people eddie hall fighting two normal did you see that dude he fucking just chucked one no i thought he was gonna body slam instead he's just like it reminded me of uh pedro pascal getting his fucking eyes broken by the mountain, just with the head ripped apart.

Starting point is 00:12:25 Could you imagine, like, back in the day, like, a Viking coming at you who's the size of Eddie Hall, and you're a normal-sized person? There's nothing. There's nothing you could do. Especially if it's a huge sword. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God.

Starting point is 00:12:40 That's why Shane Gillis is, like, straight Vikings versus gay Vikings. Everything's scary. We're going to take our women and children. Then the rainbow flag comes up. They're taking everything. I'm just stabbing myself in the neck. I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope. Jesus. Yeah, Eddie Hall is a viking is the most terrifying thing in the world there were which is insane because there were vikings like

Starting point is 00:13:13 the the berserkers yeah that's insane did scandinavia have enough calories for that back then they just hop up on shrooms and go it's like Did you know that? I want to say I've been told that, yeah. Yeah, Vikings would just hop up on shrooms and just go in berserk mode and just fucking. Accidentally attack their own village. Now look at them. Their navy has giant barcodes on all their ships now. Do you know that? No. What?

Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, they put gigantic barcodes on the outside hull of all their ships. It's because they're Scandinavian, Brandon. Oh my fucking God. what it's because they're Scandinavian Brandon oh my god now they're sober that That came in like two waves for me. Sometimes I want it 23 a day. Are you ready? Babe, let's bring out Big Daddy. What a bad idea. Who wants better sex? What'd you do with my wife?

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Starting point is 00:15:43 like pictures updates whatever you want like a fucking facebook status basically on youtube fucking two years ago when i had my last kid cash i made a post of like me and my wife at the hospital with our new baby like sorry no video this week i just had a kid i'll get to it when i can and for some reason that post went viral like a day ago. The algorithm picked that up? Yeah, like the algorithm picked it up and I've gotten like hundreds of comments on videos congratulating me on my new kid. It's like I haven't had a kid in two years. I can't wait to be informed in a year and a half. Thanks to the algorithm, I'm running for Congress again.

Starting point is 00:16:18 Right. Oh, fuck. It's really weird. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Being served to two million people. You win next year election, you don't even run for it. The algorithm takes it back up in two years.

Starting point is 00:16:34 They're going to even run. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Imagine taking, like, going to another runoff because I got written in. Tony's like, what happened? Why this time? I feel like Jon Snow, I don't want it. Which also Brandon does not want. I like everyone right now.

Starting point is 00:16:55 Right now, if we can talk about it, is that part where there's a recount, all that stuff going on, and it was like, just because how close it was, I don't even think you're like, yeah, whatever like 400 votes but i mean still like it's within a percent but that's what people don't realize is i think out of uh out of all federal elections that have gone to a recount since 2000 which you're talking about thousands of elections three uh three have been overturned by a recount like statistically this is just a non-starter like it's it's one

Starting point is 00:17:24 of those things i accept the results you know we just barely didn't pull it off we had we did fucking great for what we had like we had so much going against us and we punched way above our pay grade we did great and like i'm happy with that but a lot of people are demanding the uh uh demanding a recount like what did you say earlier i'm gonna laugh so hard when you win and that's the thing this is brandon is not the one people god damn it recap like never were you like accept it you're like oh man it was fucking even that night i was like you know what i'm just i'm thankful for my team like this is this was an amazing experience and we really i think we really sent a strong message which makes it more hilarious if it happens now

Starting point is 00:17:59 now that you're at peace with losing it's like your your ex-girlfriend calling you up letting you know that she's pregnant by the way the recount came back it's positive you're like you're going to dc i'm getting fucking whiplash here everything changes like that you're like i could relax finally nope no sir come here no you're a congressman now i don't want it i don't want it at all that's one of those things i was always down to do the job i thought i actually think i would be a fantastic congressman for the two years that i had the opportunity but like it's not it's something that you know i get my rocks off to i it wasn't i i don't fucking like dc i don't particularly like the people in it i hate dealing with politicians they're

Starting point is 00:18:45 pretty stupid by and large a lot of good ones don't get me wrong got a lot of friends but like a lot of them are pretty fucking dumb being higher us just being associated with what we've talked about before is how we gotta see more inside of what that world's like it's fucking insanity just watching unsub get taken out of eclipse jake's like hey i'm sending out i'm sending out cease and desist because x y and z part part of me was a little happy the night you lost like i was up rooting i was rooting for you but also his loss is like i mean on the plus side i'm gonna i'm gonna catch way less strays now getting called a nazi because it was gonna ramp up a lot once you had to run against an

Starting point is 00:19:25 actual democrat not another republican which is hilarious because you rant against nazis all the goddamn time oh yeah no i got called the fascist electrician the other day just so they made fun of communism it's like what the fuck it happens they're really mad at me i never seen because i see our audience and what we're served but dear god when you're going on like reddit or where your shit gets posted on another form tiktok oh my god tiktok they hate me how does it feel to be able to voice your opinion without ending up in a ditch thank capitalism pretty awesome yeah it's kind of pretty cool dude you've created a cool indoor retreat now let mighty pine provide the quiet and energy efficient comfort you can depend on with a range of innovative cooling solutions like the Carrier Infinity Heat Pump that delivers premium home heating and cooling performance. Learn more at MightyPineHVAC.com. You make it a home. Let Mighty Pine make it more comfortable. Rebates, incentives, and financing are available for a limited time mighty pine and

Starting point is 00:20:25 carrier turn to the experts is like the audience that is they're like what a piece of shit he doesn't know anything and it's no rebuttal it's no like anything with depth it's just honestly he's wrong that that comment thread make made me appreciate the fact that i dress like a degenerate 24 7 because i honestly feel like it's going to help me in the long run because i'm just giving these idiots the easy layup of like he looks like a dumb hillbilly i'm not going to listen to him so then they don't have to dig any deeper i feel like if i dressed and looked good like like admin they'd be like i gotta fucking find something then i end up getting doxxed so i just give them this like easy way. I thought you were going to say like Adolf. Like, oh, no.

Starting point is 00:21:07 Went full 180 on that one. I think dressing like the way I do helps me out kind of sort of in the long run. Yeah. It's just it's absurd seeing that. I was like, oh, everyone has reasonable. No. TikTok immediately thrown that away. I'm right about pretty much everything.

Starting point is 00:21:24 I like the they were flipping out about the the tanks what a fascist about the tank remark and that's what that's what a woman was saying because i said that german tanks were such a non-issue during world war ii that a lot of the tankers preferred to have the 75 millimeter sherman instead of the 76 because the 75 was better for anti-personnel which is what they ran into way more of the time like the most unrealistic part of the movie fury was the fact that they ran into a german tank highly unrealistic like there was like seven of them on the entire western front like what you said and i can't i think it was in a video or something that kind of like i was like oh okay that makes sense where you're like yeah instead of running

Starting point is 00:22:07 into like enemy armor like a tank they're way more likely to run into like a fucking pack or something like that like just an artillery piece essentially wait for real oh yeah oh yeah there was like um i i'm this is like rough numbers but there was like allegedly there was only three encounters of Americans running across a normal Gen 1 Tiger tank in the entire Western Front. No shit. They ran across more Panthers, but most of them were like being transported or already broken down. They ran across older versions a lot more. But there was like 8,000 to 12,000 German tanks on the Western Front, and there was like 80,000 German 88 flax anti-tank guns. So like they were way,

Starting point is 00:22:48 way more likely to run into mobile anti-tank artillery units than they were an actual tank. So that's why it's fucking sense. If you're a defending army. Yeah, absolutely. If you're being invaded, yes,

Starting point is 00:23:01 you're going to have stationary like, yeah, yeah. Like go stand in the bushes and fucking wait. And's what they did and that's why they preferred to have the 75 millimeter sherman but you know you tell that to the internet and it's like nope the germans had superior fucking firepower it's weird how everybody america beats is somehow better than us but they still fucking lose isn't it well technically it's like no there's no technicalities there was an uh thread the other day it was actually on reddit it was like no there's no technicalities there was a thread the other

Starting point is 00:23:25 day it was actually on reddit it was like why is no this is the first time i seen reddit and even people on reddit were like did not expect this comment thread it was why is the u.s military so terrifying and then people that would come in and be like look at afghanistan or uh or vietnam and the sole point was like, yeah, if they just went to win and destroy, there is no questions asked what the US military would do. First off, what our biggest

Starting point is 00:23:54 our strongest or our best strength is supply. Logistics is what we have down. Unfortunately, we didn't try to stand up governments afterwards if we just went in fucking slate and left there's a difference between the afghanistan war and like highway of death it's like if you actually want to go in and fuck shit up we do it very quickly

Starting point is 00:24:16 and very well highway of death is they brought that up as one of like the top things it's like we killed was it 30 000, 30,000 people? Or 30,000? I'm not versed on this one, sorry. Highway of Death is... It is, what was it, in a couple days? It was, we lost zero. Fucking zero units. It's impressive.

Starting point is 00:24:36 Usually we at least have a couple friendly fires. It was, yeah, it wasn't 30,000. It was... Thousands of units. In 1991. Dude, highway death. This is casualties and losses from the Iraqi side. A thousand plus killed, 2,000 captured, 1,800 to 2,700 vehicles destroyed or abandoned.

Starting point is 00:24:58 Deaths on the American side, zero. How many days was that? Two days. If you want fire superiority, that is the perfect example of here is everything getting fucking demolished in two days. 2,000 units to 3,000 units lost, 1,000 troops dead. Zero. 2000 units to 3000 units lost 1000 troops dead if I'm not mistaken it was just like a giant log jam highway of just all their fucking military equipment we were just like oh the gulf war is like

Starting point is 00:25:33 neat the gulf war is like A10 honky the gulf war is one of my favorite things ever because it literally just turned into the United States Air Force racing against the army to see who could beat iraq first like a hundred percent what happened because storm and norman's out there with the army like driving through and the air force is like fuck we're gonna take a howitzer barrel fill it full of tnt and penetrate a bunker

Starting point is 00:25:58 yeah i didn't realize how terrifying because that's that changed everything too like we're fine then that came out and they're like oh shit they can penetrate 20 feet of reinforced concrete we're not fine white flag please do not do that to us nick you say i ratioed the fucking president i did see the other day absolutely yeah here's my classic quote ban ban this dick. And then Cody also, why can't I have control of unsub? To be fair, I would co-sign that one. I ratioed him immediately afterward, actually.

Starting point is 00:26:34 Yeah, the White House came out and they're like, ban assault weapons. And I said, ban this dick. I said, stack up or shut up. Makes me happy. Brandon and I are just over here ratioing the White House. It's like you think you're a hard ass. You can't even go shake a veteran's hand without shitting yourself in Normandy.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Like, come on. Yeah. I was trying to see that one. I was like, oh, that was gross. Because a couple of our friends went out there and they jumped for the 80th anniversary of D-Day. I know, Brandon. I know. Brandon was supposed to be there. He was supposed to be jumping. I was supposed to be there. friends went out there and they jumped for the 80th anniversary of d-day i know brandon i know brandon was supposed to be there he was supposed to be jumping i was supposed to be there i went through fucking jump school i did my five jumps i was stoked i've still got my parachute equipment

Starting point is 00:27:13 in the goddamn car and uh my passport didn't come in time which um like speaking of normandy they had the i didn't realize they had combat camera people rolling footage on the fucking boats going into D-Day. Yeah, bro. On some of the lesser beaches, I think. Pixar didn't happen. Even a lesser beach? You're just like this? Do we have any footage?

Starting point is 00:27:36 I'm going to fucking die. Please, when that gate drops, I hope they don't... They're not picking and choosing who they're shooting at. But MG42 is hungry. Do we have any actual footage from Omaha? I don't know off the top of my head. I guarantee we do. Because combat cameras, there's those people that do put themselves in whatever situation.

Starting point is 00:27:58 Like, well, let's fucking do this thing. That is one as a combat. No, fuck off, dude. And then you can't get off because the camera can't go in the water you're just like i'm gonna stay on the boat hang out on the u-boat or the and do this boat well everyone's getting shot at or the actually realistically you just cut a hole on the side of one of the landing craft and then just film it from the side of what's happening over there please go sideways pull the fucking night pull the ramp back up

Starting point is 00:28:28 i hope for the best because on those you have the idea of and both would suck i would still rather jump jump in or do d-day like oh jump in for sure but the the thing about jumping in i i would i i think i also agree but like something to consider too jumping in you got a fuckload of dudes that are just parachuting into god knows where a lot of people hung up in trees a lot of people like getting rocks off track too with no comms yeah you are dropping like yeah you are dropping in can't see shit land none of your boys are around you, and you are in enemy fucking territory. And you have no radios, you have no way to communicate.

Starting point is 00:29:11 Good luck. And you're getting shot at. They had crickets, Tommy. Well, you know. You're getting fucking shot at also. Even though Geneva Convention, which I didn't know, you can't, like, even if a pilot. You're not supposed to shoot at somebody on a parachute, but

Starting point is 00:29:25 rules of war. You can shoot at the parachute equipment. I can't shoot the person. I can shoot the equipment on him, like the fucking canteens on his chest. It's the whole thing. It's like, 50 BMG, you can't shoot at...

Starting point is 00:29:42 It's not supposed to be personnel, but you can shoot at equipment like the chin strap right i know this is so stupid we know this rule very good it's like you're shooting at their gun disable their ak-47 damn geneva conventions missions which we didn't we to my understanding we didn't ratify that nope Nope. America didn't. I think we signed it, but we didn't ratify it through Congress, so it's just kind of a fucking guideline. Mr. Cody. Thank you, sir.

Starting point is 00:30:15 Daddy's getting a drink. I would jump into 100% jumping in, though the night jump and then getting shot at, watching your buddies planes get fucking evaporated to probably suck just as i hate water though i despise water despise water and how many people

Starting point is 00:30:33 you think drown oh dude with oh hundreds or thousands machine gun tying you down have you swam in clothes before yeah it is one of the worst parts of combat training is when you have to swim with your i had just tried water like drown proofing shit when i was in for whatever the reason i got put in that group it was literally the most tired i've ever been in my entire life after that day did they flip the vehicle the vehicle it wasn't even that it was like just fucking we're gonna be in the pool for eight hours straight while you hold a rubber ducky gun and just tread water the entire time and then halfway through we're gonna let you take your pants off and use it as a teach teach you how to use it as a fucking quotation device oh god i was so fucking tired are we talking about swimming yeah wait did you guys oh yeah sorry go

Starting point is 00:31:21 on all deaths on d-day from american paratroopers, it was 2,500. Yeah, jumping's the way to go. Yeah, 100%. I'll do that. Yeah. Would you jump rather than going to Omaha Beach, just fucking ramp down, run out? Yep. For sure.

Starting point is 00:31:37 100%. Okay. Yeah. The most terrifying part of Saving Private Ryan is it's just those boats going up. The rounds are ripping off, and you're just hearing, partings uh terrifying part of saving private ryan is it's just those boats going up the rounds are ripping off and you're just hearing on the my first when we first our first gunfight i remember going out we're driving out like hey there's combat you guys are deploying out to this little area we're driving the striker i was like oh this sucks dick and then it's like hey rant uh was it a fuck uh it's like action right dismount

Starting point is 00:32:07 left and i was like oh this is what this is like immediately you're like uh but it was only a couple well i mean the d-day was action front dismount front you're just struggling to get to the beach you can't return fire at all you're just drowning that shit like that shit but thank you for the gentleman that did that that was the ah damn that's one of the things that i kind of regret the most about not being able to go because it's cool to like go out do the jump that those guys did like on the 80th anniversary but the one thing that bums me out the most is that that was the this is probably the last 10-year increment that any of the actual guys who were there doing that shit are going to be there for it and like that's that's a huge i got goosebumps just saying

Starting point is 00:32:55 that like that's it's a dying generation these are guys that were in there like we talk about it like with a romantic idea saving private ryan all that shit but there's real men that did that shit it is absolutely insane that individuals like i look at my combat i look at even it's like the entire war in a decade of two wars being fought at the same time like 6 000 lives lost i think like give or take less i want to say it's like it's like 5200 really yeah for i think that's iraq and afghanistan across both conflicts the entire time is like 5200 and that is in like one fucking battle yeah like a day a day yeah and that's that is the oh well okay so total for oh that's that's actually a higher number than i remember total for g watt the war on terror in general from 2001 forward is uh 7 000 7 000 which

Starting point is 00:33:45 two days in world war ii or a day which is at like that is the level where you're losing not you're losing battalions which on d-day there was battalions loss that is hey where is fucking not like where's seaco it is where is 223 at and it's like oh they're gone they're gone gone i mean like civil war like antietam was like 30 000 in a day or some shit yeah that's all americans yeah the bloodiest day in american history i think the uh was it the the 442nd the purple heart battalion the 101st combat combat regiment. It was all, uh, it was all Japanese soldiers from mostly from Hawaii, but they were all like second generation American Japanese soldiers. And like their family was in internment camps in America. And, um, they basically got sent

Starting point is 00:34:36 in to do all the shit that they didn't want to send anybody else to do because like they, they didn't originally, they didn't want to let them serve at all and then they petitioned to be able to fight in the military so then they sent them to the european theater partially because they didn't trust them because they were japanese and they worried that they would turn on the americans and partially because the japanese would treat them much worse if they did get captured so it was kind of like a double-edged sword there so they only sent them to the european theater and then um they ended up there was a lost battalion in world war one but there was another lost battalion in world war two where a unit out of texas got overzealous and penetrated behind enemy lines

Starting point is 00:35:15 and got surrounded and it was like 200 guys and they were they were going to get killed they tried to go in and save them multiple times and and people just kept getting mowed down. So they finally sent in the 442nd, and the 442nd fought through enemy lines and had 800 casualties to save 200 Texans. Jesus. And that's World War I? This is World War II. World War II, okay. So there's a lost battalion in World War I, but this is the lost battalion in World War II. It was this Texas battalion.

Starting point is 00:35:45 And 800 – they called them Nisei, Japanese-American soldiers died getting these like 200 to 300 Texans out. And the first Japanese-American guy that like punched through the line walked up to this Texan kid arming a machine gun at their perimeter. And he just fucking walks through the smoke with his gun. And this 18 year old kid from Texas like starts tearing up cause he's, he just got saved. He thought he was going to die. And this fucking guy looks at this Texan kid and just goes, want to smoke? That's it.

Starting point is 00:36:21 They got him out. And, um, all of the 442nd were actually considered honorary Texans after that. That's awesome. Yeah, that's it they got him out and um all of the 442nd were actually considered honorary texans after that that's awesome yeah that's pretty cool do those gangster ass stories yeah just camaraderie can you not be a patriot after shit like that you know it's fucking insane you're gonna get me fucking started i'm not doing it i'm not doing it why why why would we ever want you not to rant god damn it where is this going? How couldn't you be a patriot?

Starting point is 00:36:46 How couldn't you be a patriot after that? Poke the bear. This country has some of the best lore. It's really rad. Nick just appears with his tank top on, no pants, naked. On the wall. Oh, no. Bro.

Starting point is 00:37:03 Are you talking about Cryptid Nick? Cryptid Nick. Cryptid Nick is awesome. i read a i read this book about like how to take notes and stuff more efficiently to help me with my videos and it's called how to develop a second brain and it's like there's certain like note taking apps and note taking strategies you can do to like catalog all the information that you have so i started doing it using apple notes there's different apps you can use but i was just using apple notes because it's on my phone and on my ipad and now it's like i've got everything if i ever want to debate anybody i can just pull up notes on my fucking phone i've got it all like you want to talk about what what you want to talk about you want to talk about why the ussr started world war ii let's hop over to my fucking timeline of events august 19th 1939 the german and soviet credit agreement which is where the german soviets were going to exchange raw materials and force oh it takes you

Starting point is 00:37:55 have it hyperlinked oh yeah no it's hyperlinked to the fucking sources homie like anybody's like i don't believe you it's like oh oh you don't believe me let's just click on it and go directly to the catalog one and it goes to different fucking like, oh, you don't believe me? Let's just click on it and go directly to the catalog one. Holy shit. And it goes to different fucking, like, oh, I want to know about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Click on it. Boom. Takes me to my entire note on Wikipedia.

Starting point is 00:38:13 No cats can have photos in them? Oh, yeah. And then I want to, and then. Wikipedia citations for his own private notes. Oh, bro, it's insane. Holy shit. This is a level of autism i'm bringing to this conversation it's horrible you know because like i brought up the molotov-ribbentrop pact and

Starting point is 00:38:29 they're like oh well actually you know the soviet union only became allies with the nazis because the soviet union tried to get america and great britain and france to have an anti-nazi pact but they wouldn't do it so then they signed an agreement with the nazis instead which is the dumbest argument i've ever heard in my entire life heard that what the fuck you didn't know this no no i've never heard that argument oh yeah no that's the argument they're like well the soviet union was sounding the alarm and nobody listened so they sided with the nazis instead which is like saying the fucking house is on fire and nobody believed me so i dumped gas on it like Like, what logic goes into that fucking argument?

Starting point is 00:39:06 I tried to tell the neighborhood that my neighbor was a bitch. Right. Nobody listens. Then I just started luring kids to his basement. So, like, here's a series of events. The USSR invades Poland, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it's like, well, they only did it to survive. Did they?

Starting point is 00:39:22 Did they really? Because on February 11ary 11th 1940 after they both invaded and the ussr was surviving we have the german soviet commercial agreement which is where uh the soviet union agreed to send one million tons of grain and cattle 900 000 tons of oil approximately 15 million reichsmarks worth 100 000 tons of cotton 500 000 tons of phosphates 100 000 tons of some time it goes on and so they weren't and they weren't doing it to survive is what you're trying to say with that giant fucking lid they were making money they were they were trading raw resources that the nazis did not have and they needed and in exchange they were receiving

Starting point is 00:40:00 nazi technology like planes and tanks so it's's kind of like, well, you know, the Soviet Union only did this for self-preservation and making money, which makes the entire thing fucking bullshit. Imagine if you got involved in a self-defense shooting and then after the fact you find out, oh, well, it wasn't just about self-defense. You also made a fuck ton of money doing it as well. That doesn't count. Just surviving. I'm trying to get right you hate capitalism but you will acknowledge that it's profitable to uh experience free trade with the literal nazis yep sure do it's weird how that fucking works truck month is on at chevrolet get zero percent financing for up to 72 months on a 2025 Silverado 1500 Custom Blackout or Custom Trail Boss.

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Starting point is 00:41:20 modern art yes no okay so modern art specifically abstract expressionism you know the shit why did you say yes you know modern art the shit nfts no fuck you the shit where it's like yes i am familiar with the the lore of the bored ape no so like modern art specifically abstract expressionism is the shit where it looks like somebody just splattered paint at the canvas and you're like that's a money laundering scheme my seven-year-old could do that no it's a cia psyop wait and i proved it i swear to god so i swear you have my undivided attention yeah okay so just well just a quick a quick so modern art right now you have what's been going on for a while but it's not like back in the day when you have van gogh you have actually like artists and hey this is a breakdown of what depression

Starting point is 00:42:07 blah blah blah blah we have weird random shit from i forget the biggest modern artist right now he'll set up jackson pollock is he the one that sets up like in a a goddamn boat he's dead now but okay no this dude literally will set up just swimming in a kayak in front of people, and he just kayaks. Oh, no, that's not modern art. Trout, what is that called? Contemporary art. Sorry. Yeah, so modern art was like the 1940s through the 1960s.

Starting point is 00:42:36 Where the fuck did that chair come from? Upstairs. I just hated that modern art, and that is the fucking definition of someone that would say that's contemporary art. It looks like something that would be in Mad Men. I went to architecture school for a year. I know a lot about art. I went to pre-law for a year and a half. I know jack shit.

Starting point is 00:43:01 I'm so confused. You're kidding. Anyways, contemporary art. Modern art is a cia psychological operation and i proved it well i know it for a factor i went to make a video and i just like fat files i was like i just want to i just want to shit on this because i think it's stupid and then i like i better google it for five minutes first because i don't want to be the asshole that like says something dumb because i didn't google it for five seconds and i was like oh that makes you way better than the comment section this is this is a psychological operation and it's like proven fact so in the 1940s right after world war ii the united states government like the cold war started like it is now the

Starting point is 00:43:36 culture war is on like it is america versus the ussr capitalism versus communism we got to win at everything okay we got to have the most nuclear Okay. We got to have the most nuclear warheads. We got to have the fastest planes with the most guns, but also we got to have the best music. We got to have the most Olympic medals. We got to have the best fucking art. Right. And it's really hard to do that culturally. If you stick to the norm, right? Because if you want to do like classical music, music against communist countries, it's like, well, fuck. They're just going to shove a violin in a two-year-old's hands and make them play it 18 hours a day until they're the best in the world. Which is why the Chinese – We don't want to compete with that shit.

Starting point is 00:44:12 A lot of things now. So America used American tax dollars to start funding jazz because the communists don't have that. Right? Because jazz was just developed by people that could afford an instrument and do it for fun. You can't do that shit under communism. So they started promoting jazz all over the world. Okay. And then it's like,

Starting point is 00:44:31 Oh, well, what's jazz lead to? So they weren't funding it, but they were, no, they were, they were funding it.

Starting point is 00:44:36 They weren't funding jazz necessarily, but like they were, they were advertising jazz or promoting jazz or what was the pain? Okay. So initially in a couple of years after they started promoting jazz and they was the pain jazz okay so initially musicians initially in a couple years after they started promoting jazz and they started promoting modern art okay the conservatives in the country fucking hated it still for obvious reasons right but now we have rap which is awesome right so the conservatives hated it so they had to stop immediately so then the government's like

Starting point is 00:45:01 well fuck we want to fund this but all the people that are voting don't want to fund it. Can I just take a moment for Cody? What happened? It's like, but black people. And Eminem. I'm sorry. He said this. Am I fucking wrong?

Starting point is 00:45:19 No, because one of the biggest people they sponsored was Louis Armstrong. Louis Armstrong. Yeah, Louis Armstrong. Louis Armstrong. Yeah, Louis Armstrong. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. Cody's a racist. I never said that. Stop deflecting. Anyways, the constituents didn't want it and the government wanted it.

Starting point is 00:45:37 So naturally, they're just going to give the money to the CIA and do it anyways and not tell anybody, right? So they founded this. Oh, they would never. They founded a giant shell corporation called the ccf the congress for cultural freedom and the congress for cultural freedom was like 20 fucking magazines they owned news outlets they owned everything and they started they started giving out money to basically promote jazz and they sent jazz musicians all around the world promoting jazz real quick i just want to say that is the most 1984 ass sounding name ever yeah it's congress for cultural freedom yeah it was founded in west germany in 1950 i think it was june 23rd anyways so uh they started promoting jazz and jazz leads

Starting point is 00:46:17 to rock and roll and rock and roll leads to metal right and then in october of 1991 fucking metallica does a concert in moscow i was literally six million people i was just about to say you're telling me metallica is a psyop yes kind of indirectly okay because look all i'm saying is like metallica performs for 1.6 million soviets in moscow in october and by december the ussr doesn't fucking exist coincidence i don't think so okay so but with modern art in particular it goes deeper because they can't direct they can't directly fund the modern art right they can't directly fund the modern art so the cia has to go to all these rich people in new york and they're like hey if we pay for it will you start an art foundation so we can start funneling money into all these artists and we want to fund

Starting point is 00:47:09 modern art and all these rich people are like you're going to give me money for free to buy art and then i get to use it as a tax write-off fucking sure why not so that all the rich famous people do that they start funding all these modern artists and that's why like jackson pollock rothko de kooning all these um abstract impressionist artists become rock stars during their lifetime which is weird because usually artists don't become famous till after they die long time after they die so these guys all become super fucking famous and they don't even realize that they're getting funded by the cia indirectly which is hilarious because half of them are communist sympathizers getting funded by the CIA to be used to fight communism by showing off the freedom they have because they don't live in communism, which is the real fucking art behind modern art, by the way.

Starting point is 00:47:55 So they go and they make modern art popular. And the theory behind it is like the Soviets only do Soviet realism, realism you know which is fucking stupid in the era of cameras because soviet realism is like hey take a picture of me but do it with paint and make it take forever that's dumb okay soviets are over there with their like technique and they're like refined art we're over here just fucking throwing paint at a canvas and we're gonna win anyways okay and it's it's it's because what is uh abstract expressionism is art for the sake of art, right, Connor? That's like the definition. Breaking down art to its core principles.

Starting point is 00:48:28 Breaking down art to its core principles to do art for the sake of art, which is something you can't do under communism. Because like, sure, you can be a paid artist in communism as long as you're willing to paint dope ass pictures of our glorious leader. And that's it. To be fair, Meat Canyon is a pretty big fan of that. Meat Canyon is fucking hilarious. Still probably the most scared i've ever been on this podcast so i don't see a problem with i get a dope ass painting in palaces not gonna lie i'd probably have a different job if it weren't for that podcast that was definitely one of the that was one of the things of all time. You know how altered the timeline would be if we just decided to not go back and finish that half of the podcast?

Starting point is 00:49:13 I always say this. They would have gone back further and found something else. What do we blame? They did such a shit job of finding things to call you out for, though. I kept looking. I'm like, man, there's like six things off the top of my head you could have attacked me for that you didn't even bother that would have been pretty bad

Starting point is 00:49:30 yeah you and shooting those Nazi machine guns I've got a story that I'll tell on the podcast later do it now I can't but remind me modern arts is CISI also's that's a big also side

Starting point is 00:49:46 note did you watch the footage of metallica playing in russia that is one of the most fucking insane pieces of footage because that still holds the records for largest audience yeah well because they were yearning for like western western media western uh products like they wanted coke so bad that they made the deal with the big yeah yeah that they they pepsi had the seventh largest navy in the world do you know the story behind that like how that started i do and i'm just i was trying to trigger you on that no no no not the navy part no i love the story of how it started i just don't like the conflation about the navy so the whole story you're telling me that pepsi couldn't have

Starting point is 00:50:24 taken over the world with their massive Navy? No, it was just scrap. It was bullshit. But the story behind it was that Gorbachev came over to America to tour American supermarkets. And like they straight up took him to a normal fucking supermarket. And it was just like well stocked. And he's like, okay, this is propaganda. He's like, we do this shit to America all the time.

Starting point is 00:50:46 You know, whenever we're going to show off, we make sure it's a good supermarket, you know? But it was just a normal supermarket to the Americans. He was like Kroger. He was super unimpressed by everything we had to offer. And then like, they're like, here, try this Pepsi. And he tried it and he's like, holy fuck, this is delicious. And then that's like the whole reason. It's like, that's what won him over.

Starting point is 00:51:04 And now he's doing, well, not now in the nineties, then he's like the whole reason it's like that's what won him over and now he's doing well not now in the 90s then he's doing pizza hut commercials i bring that up in my video really that's like the whole that's like the whole full circle of my video because it's like uh the culture war by you know leveraging american music and american art is what actually saved the world from nuclear war because by the time because it was mutually assured destruction from the beginning right but by the time the ussr needed to fall they didn't want mutually assured destruction because they didn't want to destroy america they wanted to be america yeah everybody was wearing blue jeans going to fucking metallica concerts

Starting point is 00:51:37 checking out jackson pollock paintings yeah i mean like look it worked in iran for a while so you're you're saying capitalism saved the entire world. It's pretty dope. When you have a market that, like, lets the people determine what they actually want, people tend to fucking like it, actually. Believe it or not. Crazy concept. It's wild. So weird.

Starting point is 00:51:54 I know that's complicated. Anyways. Autistic minds think alike. I love the fact that Gorgachop did a fucking Pizza Hut commercial. That's one of my favorite facts of fucking modern history. God, it's great. Could you imagine if, I don't know, an American president did like a Soviet Union company commercial? It'd be insane.

Starting point is 00:52:14 Imagine a name, a single Soviet Union. What do you mean? Like a company from them. Oh, yeah. A product from it. None of us at this table you're like um i'm just thinking of the new fucking like apple iphone 72 or whatever with uh a special guest appearance by putin good what what are you doing, Eli? What?

Starting point is 00:52:45 What's happening? She walked away without a kiss. Oh, my God. Yeah, no PDA. Yeah. This is a Christian Minecraft server. Damn it. It's a Christian Minecraft server.

Starting point is 00:52:58 You haven't heard that? Have you never heard that before? I've never heard that. What? That's what this is. That's the new description of the podcast. Would you like to come on a Christian Minecraft server? That's our last tag.

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Starting point is 00:54:27 Literally. Yeah, Marvin Hemeyer day. Yeah, peace be to him. Dude, dear God, there was a Twitter, one Twitter thing that was like, why this was wrong? And then the amount of shit that dude got from that one post, I was like, good, the internet is doing its job. It's like, are you fucking retarded? None of this is true. It's a new unsub oh i love it i love that my well my thing is like most of the people who actually know the story behind marvin hemeyer and the whole killdozer

Starting point is 00:54:55 thing everything like that it's like look nobody's saying what he did was right they're just saying it was rad based there's a there's a difference between those things i'm not saying it was rad. Based. There's a difference between those things. I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying I get it. It's kind of like fucking, what's that movie? It's like Falling Down with Michael Douglas. Where it's like the guy just gets pushed too far for the whole fucking movie and just snaps and starts like just – it's like street justice kind of shit. It's like, yeah, that's not right, but it's the shit that all of us are thinking about doing.

Starting point is 00:55:29 We just can't. Well, I reposted it the other day because it was the 20th anniversary of Killdozer. And I reposted it, and people were like, aren't you a cop? He tried to kill cops. It's like, no, he never tried to kill cops. He had two rifles set up in there, and he never once tried to kill a it's like he did he never tried to kill cops he had two rifles set up in there and he never once tried to kill a fucking one of which was a 50 count he could have shot through anything those cops were hiding behind if he wanted to at not one point did he try to fucking

Starting point is 00:55:57 shoot at a police officer he had a barret he had like foul uh foul or whatever a bunch of ammo like all sorts of shit like he fired a couple rounds but like he wasn't trying to hurt anybody and the way he did it like even when he went to like the town hall which was connected to the library he went and tore up the front yard first to give the library time to evacuate like yeah he had a very specific agenda on what he was doing and hurting innocent people wasn't on it and the number one one... No, I was just saying, he could have killed so many fucking cops. And he chose not to. I'm gonna get another drinky-poo. Get it, get it. We did play the

Starting point is 00:56:32 Sardaukar chant last night. That is true. Yeah. It was good seeing everyone out. Like, everyone came out last night. I was like, oh, everyone fucking out having a good old time. Yeah, it was the UFC fight night. Everyone came out out and we have a new thing where uh the zandacar the sardacar sardacar gets played by the dj because we

Starting point is 00:56:54 well cody offers them money this got to happen and then my favorite part was they they played it but they played like none of the important part and they like tried to downplay and they played 30 seconds a boy trout, like, none of the important part, and they, like, tried to downplay it, and they played 30 seconds. A boy, Trout, was like, fuck this shit. Trout goes over there and bullies the DJ. He goes over there, and he's like, no, you're going to fucking play more of the Sardicard. This is after, like, a hype song came on, and then it'd be like, This motherfucker. This DJ. Cody tipped him heavily.

Starting point is 00:57:30 I'm not going to say the dollar amount, but he gave him money to play the Sardaukar chant. It was a very crowded bar. I had an emotional breakdown at the end of the night. It's a long story. We're back, baby. But the guy played the Sardaukar chant, or so he claimed. And then I walked over. Codyody's like i just tipped him x amount of dollars and he never put that song on i was like how much you give him and he

Starting point is 00:57:51 told me the dollar amount so i walked over to the bartender and i was like i was like listen buddy i was like my buddy just gave you money to put on a song and you didn't play it and he's like no i played it you just weren't listening and i was well, if we didn't fucking hear it, that means you didn't play it. All right? And he goes, okay, understood. Walk back to the bar. Boom. It was a wow.

Starting point is 00:58:16 There it is. That was way better. The part we won, it started playing very loud over his period. It wasn't that bad. I'll say the dollar amount because it was fucking a lot of money. Because it's the least egregious out of any of the times we've done it. It was $100. That's low compared to what the average is.

Starting point is 00:58:40 First time was Salt Lake, which was at least, I think it broached four digits. It was 500 bucks? 500, yeah. And then there was after the live show, I think I paid that guy 200 bucks and he remixed it. He did a really good job. That was a G. That man earned his money. My favorite part was fucking still Papa Meat just on that

Starting point is 00:58:58 dance floor shredding it up. I've never seen a dude dance so much. He's got moves. Papa Meat loves to fucking dance. He's got moves. Papa Meat loves to fucking dance. He threw it back too. He was wearing sweatpants and for the joke, we were kind of like dancing. It's like, oh, we're having fun.

Starting point is 00:59:14 It's me and one of my boys out here on the dance floor having a good time. And then he was throwing his ass into me and I was like, bro, I got fucking aggressively grinded on my fucking papa meat whoo i'm glad we don't have an hr department this is probably just having the best time of his life it was and that is why he will be on every live show every live show we do

Starting point is 00:59:40 papa meat has to be there and so does rich like those are the tour champions period i got a good fucking live show story about uh good old papa meat we were in the green room at the the show that he was on and it was right before it was me and his editor who whose name i can't remember but he's a wonderful guy super cool guy i want to say zach um i was nick too nick nick yeah yeah nick with a k um we were in the green room and uh three of them fucking nick um good old are we calling a pop of meat yeah okay yeah uh father meat meat candy hunter yeah okay we can say okay hunter was like he was like hey is there any like merch like unsub merch i can wear on stage when i'm on there with those guys and i was like yeah there's like there's live live show t-shirts

Starting point is 01:00:29 i was like i'll go grab you one they're they're from you know small all the way up to or i said they go all the way up to 3x he's obviously he's a bigger guy and he goes well i'm a 7x and i was like that is a parachute okay. Well, they go up to 3X. I don't know if that'll fit. And he goes, listen, I know to skinny people like you, all us fat people look the same. But I'm a 7X. Is 3 the same number as 7? And I was like, no.

Starting point is 01:01:00 And he was like, so then a 3X won't fit me. And I thought about that. I mean, I was laughing at the moment because I knew he was like so then a 3x won't fit me and i thought about that i mean i was laughing at the moment because i knew he's fucking with me but like that night i was like i'm like laying in bed and i'm like there's is is hunter a 7x like what do you what are large sizes and i looked it up a 7x is like a parachute. It is. Yeah. Like it's a boat cover. There is no fucking way in shit. His mother, you know, he was fucking with me hard. No, I'll get out of here.

Starting point is 01:01:31 No, I said sit in my lap. I'll get out of here. Swap it up. I fucking love Hunter because that's what, dude, even the other day, Sav, we were at that one bar and he left a voicemail. And I thought it was on the, you know how when you leave a voice message, it says what it's going to say? It's like, thanks, Eli. I truly appreciate it.

Starting point is 01:01:53 You're so kind. Something like that. I was like, oh. I hit play. And immediately when I hit play, it was like, thanks, Eli. I love you. I love you. I love you.

Starting point is 01:02:02 I was like, Jesus fucking Christ. I hit pause because it was just blaring over everything. I was like, Hunter, god damn it. I saw Wendigoon posted that on Twitter. It was a similar thing. That exact fucking voice. He said, can someone please cancel this, man? I'll pay you $18.

Starting point is 01:02:18 I just want to be free from the hell that is this podcast. Because they've got Creepcast going on, which is one of my favorites i i enjoy it i watch every i'm dead serious i enjoy every episode we're watching um ah babe the left right left right turn left right game yeah i fucking love that one i just finished part one we've been watching it like it's that bedtime yeah just consuming it before we go to bed so we're like consuming it before we go to bed but it is so good and watching how their dynamic is is one of my favorite because they are polar opposite people but the same at the exact same time they have the same passion dude oh i love i love watching them bully each other oh dude they bully the shit when

Starting point is 01:03:02 me kenya starts doing his voices to him. He's like, oh, yeah. I love. All right, Justin Roiland. I love. Mr. Macy's, look at me. Justin Roiland and his two voices. Yeah. I love when.

Starting point is 01:03:17 Oh, it's quirky time. I'm not Rick or Morty. I'm not Rick or Morty. I'm doing the crazy voice. Whoa. I don't know. Other Justin Roiland voice. It's me, Justin Roiland voice two.

Starting point is 01:03:33 The entire audience is laughing. Yes. Wait, what? Oh, I was going to say. I love when some random bread tuber attacks Wendigoon and the entire internet shits on him and ends his entire career. We barely talked about it. It was... What is that guy's name?

Starting point is 01:03:51 Shadow to Prevail? Praise of Shadows or whatever the fuck his name is. Show coming in for... Show's like, I know this one. Show knows this one. This one. That dude fucked his own career he went from i struggle making

Starting point is 01:04:10 500 dollars and that's not livable to making zero dollars and hated on the internet that dude just needed to shut the fuck up like that is one that shouldn't be on the internet if you can't take criticism or somebody coming into the space and not being like oh this is great for the space because winda goon was one dude that would have just open arms welcomed you and he did he did you see his his response so graceful oh i didn't i didn't even know about this when he got his response to his video which he took down by the way after finding out like no he because he was like i'm not here to shit talk people who made me mad on twitter which is exactly what he was doing for three hours yeah this video was three hours long thank god for people like brandon buckingham that i could just

Starting point is 01:04:56 skim through the important parts and not have to listen to that dude fucking dribble for three hours chicago chicago jacket dude that'swea jacket I wanted to punch in his face because white people shouldn't wear that jacket that's all I gotta say about that is white people should not wear that jacket it's called fringe period that I hate

Starting point is 01:05:18 he also just talks like a fucking soy jack like and now we're gonna talk about Wendigo one of the people that is very right wing and that i'm not saying that's a bad thing i'm just saying you should excommunicate him from everything from society he should not be allowed to enjoy the things i enjoy if you know if you are from where's uh where are they from the appalach from? The Appalachians. Oh, the Appalachians. If you're from the Appalachians, you are a racist. You're a white supremacist.

Starting point is 01:05:49 Yeah, Wendigoon's response to it, though, was so fucking killer. Because he was like, don't go online. Don't bully this guy. It's not going to get anything accomplished. He was like, it's not becoming of people to talk shit to anyone and then he ended it with I hope you find whatever you're looking for dude my favorite part of that it's like Wendigoon is the Labrador that a bunch of

Starting point is 01:06:21 wolves yeah like yeah he was like it was like Wendigoon is a Labrador that a bunch of wolves yeah like like comment yeah what oh yeah what is his name it he was like it was like windigoon is a labrador but made friend with a bunch of wolves yeah yeah yeah windigoon's labrador protected by a pack of wolves and we're like we will fucking kill you we're like we're not afraid to say the bad word we're gonna redacted it's like he tried to prove that wendigoon was a bad person just by everybody that wendigoon's ever like been associated with and then talk shit about them too and including half the people here and everybody was 10 times bigger than him to begin with it's like how do you get an entire army against you i've got the comment wendigoon's relationship with the podcast can be described as a golden retriever who's adored by a pack of wolves

Starting point is 01:07:09 that dude oh oh that was the only video i like watching first off he just claims to be an artist like my tism went off i was like your your first 30 minutes of the video is a wide screen shot oh god with a fucking tv pushed in and then your video taking up one third of unused space i was like you're not a fucking artist you fucking retard you're a hack yeah take off your goddamn shakina wea jacket i want to punch you in the face for that there's just every time i'm just like i want to punch you in the face for each one of these things and then him talking his fucking voice and then he's just making fun of my friends like donut operator who is laughing at killing a... Death content.

Starting point is 01:08:06 Oh, dude. I love the term death content. I will say it's pretty funny. The one video he picked. Granted, he was cherry picking, but he's like, here's a thumbnail that just says head removal. And it's Cody going... I do like that.

Starting point is 01:08:24 It's like Cody's like head removal in cody's face i'm like well he is right he is smiling but that's a good video to smile of all the videos that's the one i'm not talking about that last yeah we did yeah a little bit a little bit it's just we didn't go in depth on that dude on everything he said or how fucking apparently his uh his discord got leaked and he like wrote in his own discord do you guys think i can come back from this oh my god no no you're done no there's no two main things that bother me about that one is like where he's he's basically saying that like you know racism is bad racism is bad the entire time he's like if you're a white person in appalachia which you should be assumed racist until proven otherwise if you don't know what

Starting point is 01:09:13 the fuck appalachia incorporates 19 of the 50 states it that was fucking ridiculous that was like outright racism it's like literally based on the color of your skin and where you live, you should be assumed to act this way. That doesn't exist. Racism only works against one way. That's where all my racism is. All my racism. All my racism. Here we are.

Starting point is 01:09:38 What the fuck? I hate all these people. It is that definition of insanity is where you're like, oh, if – here's how I always define it to my friends. If you can replace one word with another and it suddenly becomes racist, you're fucking wrong in that conversation. Period. If it's just like, hey, okay. A lot of the times it is, it's like, how do I say this without like fucking canceling anything? A lot of statements, it's like, hey, this is blah, blah, blah. It's okay if it's like a black man was blah, blah, blah. Or it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah against a white person or they remove something.

Starting point is 01:10:28 But the second they put in black, brown, Mexican, then it's suddenly racist or it's okay if it's like, hey, I fucking blah, blah, blah. This is – look at this white crime or, hey, it's okay because we're doing this and it's Mexican pride are you telling me that you want to judge people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin but it is you get to see it's um you're like it's like hey like uh this is okay because brown pride mexican pride boom boom if in a commercial that says a gay pride it's hey whatever it is the second it becomes white pride if you can substitute a word and it suddenly becomes racist hey maybe watch what you're saying and understand that it's not okay

Starting point is 01:11:26 because if you can say brown mexican pride oh and then suddenly if i put white pride in there and that's not okay if you can change the word and make it racist probably a fucking problem at that point you can't go well hey if you go in the past because x y and z it's like no no no that doesn't fucking matter if it's okay to say mexican pride if it's okay to say whatever any word can be used and it should be okay that's always been my problem with it yeah period it's almost like you're logically consistent or some shit i'm like it just has to in. Every word can be put in that statement and you're okay with it. If every word can't be put, if a color can't be put in that statement and it's suddenly a problem, I'm not okay with it then. Go fuck yourself if that's an issue. That's how I look at it.

Starting point is 01:12:19 My other thing, though. Eli. Are you man brother? Sorry, you were saying something. the second thing though i said that was my first issue with the appalachian thing my second major fucking issue and this is the big one is that the way he talks about it and he's very open about it it's not implied but he's he's very open about the fact that he thinks that if you don't agree with him you should be shunned from entire communities oh yeah well it's like there's a lot of people that i talk to that i don't agree with about everything there's a lot of people that i talk to that i

Starting point is 01:12:48 don't agree with about a lot like very very serious issues like there's a lot of there's people that i talk to that i'm friends with who are more left-leaning yeah which i mean like you shouldn't judge somebody's entire personality by that whatever like yeah no like to come to that and your entire personality shouldn't be based off of your leaning. You're very boring, if that's the case. You know, like, if your political ideology is your personality, you're boring as shit. The people you look up to have friends who don't agree with them. None of, like, your heroes.

Starting point is 01:13:21 Like, it's every one of these individuals. When we hang out, guess what? They don't do. It's like, well, this is my book. I would not be friends with anyone if that was their fucking individual. Like if that was your individuality, if that if you were just like, this is me because this is my political view. Fuck yourself. The number one thing is that these people can't sit at the same table as somebody who doesn't agree with them that's like a thing they're like i refuse i refuse because like the that's the thing that bugged me is they said wendigoon should be shunned from the horror

Starting point is 01:13:54 community because he's clearly has conservative views and he's a christian it's like dude and because you he had money and then the guy goes in in the same video and says his dad came from this but then denounced all of that or whatever, and then they grew up poor. It's like when did it come from money? That guy just – At the end of the day, who gives a fuck? No, it doesn't matter. How your lifestyle is is based off of your wealth, growing up. That guy just literally shot himself in the knee every time.

Starting point is 01:14:22 I like him because he's a smart guy. He's really nice, and he makes entertaining stuff. Like that him because he's a smart guy. He's really nice and he makes entertaining stuff. He's a kind human. He's probably the sweetest human being I have ever met in my life, hands down. When I talk to him, even – Genuinely, it's not an act. You can tell he is very sincere. Look me in the eyes right now.

Starting point is 01:14:39 I am dead-ass serious when I tell you that Wendigo, Isaiah, is probably the kindest human being I have ever met in my life. Yeah. I raised him right. You being a father to Wendigo was amazing on how you grew him to an adult.

Starting point is 01:15:02 He's the best thing I ever made. I don't know, dude. That's why we all went in on this fucking guy, too. I don't know what camera you're on right now. I don't know. Okay, you're on that one. Okay. No, dude.

Starting point is 01:15:17 He fucked with Wendigoon, and he's, like he said, it's one of our fucking favorite people. And he's so wholesome. He's such a good guy. And you're going to fucking talk shit about him? Oh no. Here's the wrath of everyone

Starting point is 01:15:34 who loves him. Welcome to the fucking Thunderdome. Yeah, welcome to the fucking Thunderdome bud. I won't give it to you. I appreciate that he came along right after we're no longer bullying Tony. I know, that is true. Immediate're no longer bullying Tony. I know. That is true. Immediate new target.

Starting point is 01:15:47 Like, ooh, cool. Perfect timing. All the people you have are – you have the dudes who will defend until the end of time. Like, Wendigoon, Kentucky Ballistics. This dude won't even cuss. Even on one of the lines for Tiny Guns 3. Jake was like, just say, like, ah, fuck that. And he's like, well well i won't say that that is to the degree you have scott who will have your back and work just humble you just

Starting point is 01:16:12 help you help you no matter what scott's my favorite human he texts just like wendigo he's just a good fucking dude scott pays extra money for his ballistic dummies to have green blood because he doesn't want it to be too realistic i like he showed up to tiny guns 3 he walked out in the first thing he looked at me and i'm like who the fuck am i you know and he he walks up and he goes hi connor how you doing man it's been a while and i was like oh my god he remembers me like he remembers my name he's like yeah i haven't seen you since the last range day. Hope you're doing well. I was like, oh my God, you're just the sweetest human being in the fucking world.

Starting point is 01:16:49 That's what fucked me up. Like, I've said this before, like, when he had his accident. I was like, God damn it. It literally is the best of us. Yeah, when you meet these good dudes, even, I will say, even, like, meet Ken. Meet Ken, you can look at his content, be like, oh, I don't know. Meet Ken, it's still, i can read every text he's saying he's like thank you for being one of the best you like he is just so sweet on when you

Starting point is 01:17:11 compliment what he does because he's an amazing dude and when they text you back it's just a sweet dude just like oh thank you so much you look at me kenya's content you're like that dude probably not so much then you know how he is a human and you're like, that dude, probably not so much. Then you know how he is a human. And you're like, oh bro, when I told the shop boys, yeah, we're giving Hunter Meat Canyon and AK, they're like, are you fucking sure? Because they'd only seen his cartoons and shit. They're like, bro, I don't want to end up on the fucking 6 o'clock news.

Starting point is 01:17:40 You sure about this? Yeah, the guy that says, give me that. Why that man? You got a nice little man it stinks yeah that man he did his his new papa meat videos him shitting on that uh like the car salesman influencer it's so fucking funny dude i will say the most i hate that guy that guy but also when you go to, babe, what was the Discord mods? Those are the most weirdest people we just watched. Did you watch the Discord mods? No.

Starting point is 01:18:13 I haven't seen this one yet. Oh, if you want to be. It's like for people like Amorous and Pokimane. Like, they're editors. Oh, God. I can't imagine. They're the parasocial relationships that are created. Oh, like the people that just show up like donated ten

Starting point is 01:18:26 thousand dollars and i got a hug yeah hang around fuck me that video is the most like that was one i was uncomfortable watching because you get to watch the mods and because meat papa meat puts him in the video and shows everything and you're just like oh i fucking oh i'm uncomfortable on every part of this and he's just like he tries to defend them at parts he's like you know you get this part and then you see them interact and he's like oh yeah i'm not making it hard yeah literally what he says he's like you're making it hard you're making it really fucking hard right now my god i enjoy like creepcast wendigoon uh hunter like all of them like have become like

Starting point is 01:19:11 the content i like watch you know if i'm in the shower if i'm driving like something like that like it's just the perfect fucking yeah well not my private shower time oh pardon he's my son you did you your public shower time my public you said my private shower time i'm just like whatever all right you got me on a dime yeah oh okay hey well it eli blue screened last episode. I can blue-screen this time. Blue-screen super hard. Oh, but the kid who posted that fucking documentary, though, the one thing I wanted to say

Starting point is 01:19:51 is that he comes out at the end, he's, like, talking about Appalachia, and he's, like, he's, like, if you're from Appalachia, it should be, by default, assume that you're a racist until proven otherwise with his fucking tassels hanging down and shit. And then he says he's from Asheville.

Starting point is 01:20:08 Dude, I hate it. Thank you for hating. Oh, he's in Asheville? Yeah. Oh, Christ. I'm sorry, Cody. Suck it up. Asheville is somebody who's from North Carolina?

Starting point is 01:20:21 It's the Austin of North Carolina. It is the fucking Portland of the East Coast. That's where hippies go to die. Dude, I had diarrhea in the police station in Asheville because the urban outfitters wouldn't let me shit in their bathroom because I hadn't bought anything left. Are you? Pardon?

Starting point is 01:20:40 No, this is a true story. I didn't know if it was a bit. No, I'm dead ass serious. That was a very specific thing. I ate Indian street food, and I had diarrhea, and I got attacked by a pit bull because a bitch didn't have it on a leash, and I sprinted into a police station, and the police lady at the... What does this have to do with what we're talking about?

Starting point is 01:21:00 Police woman. The police woman sprinted into the police station. I had to take a fucking shit shit and she got up in a panic assuming i had an emergency which i did i was about to shit my pants because the urban outfitters in ashville north carolina in 2016 didn't let me use their bathroom she said sir we don't have a public restroom i bought a 30 pair of socks you slut so i ran into the bathroom of the police station that That's like a bad cracker. Like, I shot my nuts off in the

Starting point is 01:21:28 cracker barrel. I got a whole boomer t-shirt. I shit my pants at a police station in Nashville. It was a pair of Legend of Zelda socks. I blow my asshole out in the stall. I come out. A guy is handcuffed, pissing at a urinal. I think his hands were in front of him.

Starting point is 01:21:44 I come out of the stall. And and i go how you doing man and he goes having a better day than you sounds like which is a great counter to hearing the violent diarrhea i just had but anyway i thought you were getting waterboarded yeah i was pissing on my B.O.H. You don't know shit about ass pisses. Asheville, North Carolina. It's the fucking, it's the L.A. of North Carolina. You can drive 10 minutes in any direction in North Carolina. You'll be in North Carolina, but Asheville is a cancer on that state. No, it's just like fucking Austin.

Starting point is 01:22:23 Austin of Texas. That's what Asheville is of North Carolina. I've never heard of Asheville. Asheville's beautiful. It's a like fucking Austin Austin of Texas that's what Asheville is of North Carolina Asheville's beautiful it's a beautiful fucking place now you're all a fucking nice place taken over by the hippies that want to ruin everything that's why I live in Iowa it's cold they stay away you don't have many minorities

Starting point is 01:22:39 oh dude yes we do like yes we do I was just going off of cold minorities are like huh it's sub degrees let's move there

Starting point is 01:22:58 minorities know how coats work it's fine prove me wrong no can I tell you about i've never told my astral story dude i have with demographics oh no would you like to hear my story they don't even break it down there you go by fucking like white black hispanic they break it down by which part of Europe you're from. I'm dead fucking serious. Wait, let me see this. Are you the right kind of white boy?

Starting point is 01:23:31 Iowans are primarily Western European descent with large German. Can I tell you? It's like 35%. Irish. Dude, you guys are going to fit. No, 13%. Show, tweak. 13% of y'all are living there.

Starting point is 01:23:47 There's definitely not Mexican on here. 13% of the population of Iowa makes 50% of the potatoes. There is. How many? I'm going to Google Mexicans in Iowa. Can I tell you my Asheville story? Yes. We just say no.

Starting point is 01:24:01 Cody's like, what? I know. Mexicans in Iowa is putting on big Kanye energy with somebody in Paris. It's cool. Everyone just cut me off. I don't give a fuck. It's fine. Cody, let's hear your story. Okay, so Asheville, 2017.

Starting point is 01:24:16 I'm going through there. I'm making a vlog. I'm doing my vlog thing. I'm like, ha ha, this is fun. This is fucking cool. We get this one guy who's tatted up and just has all these fucking piercings on his face and shit. And he flicks me off. And I'm like, all right. I'm not going to do anything about that.

Starting point is 01:24:36 Where are you, for context? Asheville, North Carolina. Yeah, but where were you? Like, in a restaurant? Yeah, yeah. We were just in the public square there in the middle of Asheville. And so I get home. I edit the vlog.

Starting point is 01:24:50 I put it out. And someone was like, hey, that guy just got arrested. And so the dude that flicked me off, the tattooed up fucking everything on his eyes and stuff, it turned out he got arrested for it. They, like, took a cat and they shoved a bunch of needles into it and uh sorry this is this is a fucking sad story but they shoved a bunch of i'm serious like i like cody's story he's like let me follow this with it just that's no dude i just i just had him on camera and he flicked me off and i was like i'm not gonna beat his fucking ass and um yeah i get home and i upload it and then people are commenting and

Starting point is 01:25:30 i go back and i'm like holy shit this guy just got arrested for shoving a bunch of hypodermic needles needles into fucking cats jesus christ so i don't know that's my story how long have you been doing youtube? Man, eight years now. Holy shit. That's impressive. How long have you been doing YouTube? Two years. Go fuck yourself.

Starting point is 01:25:51 Fuck you. Do you want me to go? Not that you don't deserve the success that you had, because you absolutely do. You're one of the only content creators that I watch pretty much everything they do. You're also going to surpass us all, bud. It is very irritating from our perspective. Oh, there's 6% Mexicans in Iowa.

Starting point is 01:26:10 Yeah. I got lucky. You clip it. I was talking to him, not him. I genuinely thought you were talking to Elon No I was talking to Brandon On that actually

Starting point is 01:26:28 I got lucky with my Meteoric rise Bro I got lucky That's all they need is right Dude fucking lawn care is so goddamn expensive in orleans more mexicans 100 oh dude they're the best why it's like on like generally speaking probably my favorite group why oh uh so like i married the farmer's daughter legitimately

Starting point is 01:27:01 like my in-laws grow beef cattle. So I can get – so like – Oh, that's awesome. There's this weird thing that happens where – As opposed to what kind of cattle? Like milking cows or whatever, like different types of cattle for different types of things. Oh, well, okay. Well, all right. That makes sense.

Starting point is 01:27:17 Like they raise beef cattle like to get slaughtered to get turned into steaks and fish. That was also a genuine question. Yeah, no. What is like – do you raise like bison shit too? They have like milk cows or different types of cows. So they raise beef cattle. And there's this thing with all the laws where if a cow, a beef cow shows up with any type of injury, they can't have it slaughtered. So if it has a broken leg, that cow is done.

Starting point is 01:27:42 And that's like $8,000 to $10,000 worth of money that that cow's worth that that farmer is just out now because like it broke its leg getting loaded onto the trailer to go to the slaughterhouse. And they're just like, fuck you eat it because we think that you abuse the animal or whatever now. So we can't take it. So there'll be like, you know, there'll be like butchers or whatever and they slaughter them themselves.

Starting point is 01:28:04 And then it's like that's what the family eats and that's what they give to their friends and so you get like super cheap ground beef and steaks and all this shit and um i do construction so obviously i know a lot of hispanic families and they're like bro obviously can you get me could you explain that remark yeah explain yeah they typically do construction. Why? Really good at it. I don't know, but holy fuck, are they fast? Do you know many mud people? Huh?

Starting point is 01:28:31 No, they mostly do concrete and framing where I'm from. That's a deep cut for the podcast. But no. So like, they're always like, bro, can you get me some, some language? Can you get me cow tongue? I'm like, fuck yeah, I can. Like none of the people around that in Iowa eat cow tongue. tongue i'm like i'll get you oh yeah nobody eats that shit that's a huge thing and uh they don't do intestines but like i have some of them that want

Starting point is 01:28:53 like they're like bro can you get me a head i was like what do you mean they're like just fucking cut the head off and give me the head we're gonna put the whole head in a crock pot mixed stew and eat all the muscle i'm like that sounds dope can i maybe you have i'll get you a head if i can have some and they're like oh for sure and then they just like give me all this fucking dope ass food it's fantastic dude menudo i had to hide from sav what it was initially because i was like intestines oh it's like chitlins it's like a soup bowl just oh dude it's fucking um that's not corn. It's disgusting. What's it called? Fuck.

Starting point is 01:29:27 We're bad at this. We're the worst Mexicans in the goddamn world. I know what you're talking about, though. And intestines. It is the best hangover meal you will ever have. No, no. Oh, Cody.

Starting point is 01:29:36 Cody. I've had shitlands before and it's the worst shit I've ever had. No, if you had menudo, oh, menudo, my Mexican... It's the same thing dude comment about being mexican and hangover why why is your not watch not updated since the 29th you're the last one that i've never gotten before

Starting point is 01:30:01 i've never gotten it. It's been so long. It's been so long. You just got me to actually soy jack. For real? Fuck you guys. Cody, come back. This podcast is cool while it lasts. Cody drives his fucking TRX in through the lake.

Starting point is 01:30:22 He kills the song. I know how to call it. Just run through the fucking house with it. Just boom. I know how to call him back. What's up with you? Are you doing threes? Go back.

Starting point is 01:30:35 That's not Cody behavior. No, they're on the Zims right now, dude. Dude, we never sit by each other. Ever since I gave you the wet willy the first time, we've never sat by each other. I don't want to sit by you other ever since I gave you the wet willy the first time we've never sat by each other I Even like it Cody's Well, no he boosts me and he could me and any money this scares me dude The only thing that separates me and Nick is the gun that I have

Starting point is 01:31:19 Nick is a scary person especially with this fucking tank top no pants running through the woods i'm just thinking of like edward from twilight sprinting through the pacific northwest forest but you hear his feet you assholes turn into a cryptid dude the best text we ever got from nick was the morning the episode released it was like two hours later what the fuck did you guys do and it's a picture of like dicks there you're welcome do we have more of those poop tea i want to poop tea oh also speaking of like all how tiktok hates me for ranting about communism it's like a lot of people were talking shit and they're like wow these guys are sponsored by anheuser-busch and it's like what if we were because i had like bush lights on the tables like we have zero drink sponsors believe me no alcohol selling company is gonna sign off on this fucking shit show why we call it poop tea

Starting point is 01:32:23 because all of them have to say drink responsibly below their heads. Never happening. Believe me, I'm not sponsored by Anheuser-Busch and if I ever do get sponsored by Anheuser-Busch there will be signs. I don't know what they're going to be but they're going to be dumb.

Starting point is 01:32:40 You're going to take the fucking Anheuser or you're just going to take a Bush light and put it on the couch? With your MP5 and everything else i've seen you put there that's my new favorite thing in life by the way i've seen you do it quite a lot i've bought a lot of things recently and put them on that couch i weird you're right off casting couch and the amount of people that are like it doesn't work that way yes it does yes it does 100 i hate to break it to you but yeah it does you almost had me dress up as hannah that was gonna be fucking hilarious which we should still do that oh yeah we're doing it by the time i i can read that text was like hey can you put balloons as

Starting point is 01:33:19 your tits i was like yeah i mean we basically agreed that me gender swap looks like bro it's a little scary honestly when brandon did the the ai gender so it for one i didn't do it you fuck it looks so much like my wife it's upsetting he gets a boner around me every fucking time it's a little weird no i actually why you ask him to shave yeah just every time i'm with hannah's like tell me about ak's why'd i get bricked up on that collateral oh my god it's bad it's really bad i hate you saying oh it's good to have the gang back together every time we're around each other i'm like this is why this exists right now yeah we are the happiest guys the four best friends that anyone could have

Starting point is 01:34:19 no yeah cody how you doing i don't. You guys want to fucking bully me more? No, I was asking you. You were the only one that didn't get booped for fucking a year and a half, okay? I had to get you eventually. Yeah, because you wet-willed him. You just fucking his ear. Fuck off, Conor. You were like this.

Starting point is 01:34:38 That was good. I don't care what he did. He's the big brother that I want to fight, but I know it would just not go well i love that you boot me and then the random light was like kill me dude i i we were shit faced at your was it your birthday at your house that we celebrated oh yes i put on a surprise yeah so we had a surprise birthday party for you and we were fucking just shit wrecked all my friends were like should we do a surprise birthday party for you and we were fucking just shit wrecked. All my friends were like, should we do a surprise birthday for you? So we did that.

Starting point is 01:35:08 And I was like, can I have your concealed carry, please? Cody went to the hall, by the way. Cody went to hug me and I like arm dragged him just dicking around. And Cody like takes his gun out and sets on the car. Let's keep going. And it's just me and Cody wrestling on the tile floor in eli's kitchen for 20 minutes i love that all the rest of us just immediately looked at that and went all right that's fine yeah whatever you guys just kept eating tacos and talking let's play ace vr have you ever tried to break a bad habit and it just felt like you're climbing

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Starting point is 01:36:40 slash unsub to save 10% off the journeyman pack today. This manslaughter brought to you by PTSD. Hey. Demetrius Johnson is going to fuck up all of us. I can't wait. Oh, dude. It's going to be such a good one. Are you going to wrestle him?

Starting point is 01:36:53 No. Yeah, do it. Dude. Do it. That motherfucker just went and won. I think he won worlds at brown belt. He just got his black belt, but right before that, he went into a brown brown belt competition pause pause ufc champion and pound for pound for how many years fuck it like five to eight years he was pound for pound best in 2010 uh yeah he's incredible and just got his

Starting point is 01:37:17 what he just got his black belt 2024 like pound for pound on the ultimate fighting champion deadly as human with his hands for sure a hundred percent he is also five three and 130 pounds so yeah like right but hear me out the motherfucker was in a brown belt jujitsu tournament at a high level up against another brown belt somebody that in theory is comparable skill level to him and he went into the absolute division absolute means there's no weight classes oh god this motherfucker was 275 pounds it looked like demetrius johnson was his child and demetrius johnson don't talk to me or my son ever he went in there and tapped the dude out finished him this dude literally threw him off of him multiple times. And Demetrius Johnson.

Starting point is 01:38:08 So like in jujitsu, you can like pull guard where you like pull the bigger dude on top of you, which is usually like the meta strategy. This guy fucking Demetrius Johnson went in there and wrestled and took the significantly larger man down and then choked him out what what uh how much uh did the guy weigh like 275 so literally double his weight 100 and yeah denetrius johnson was 125 when he granted that's like his fighting weight so he's probably 150 at most at probably fully hydrated walking around like yeah i don't think he cut very much weight literally twice his size and he just went in there and choked the guy out it's like because you booped me i'm gonna make him fight you fuck off no we're we're all fighting him i'm gonna tell you right now i am significantly pepper box i've been doing like jujitsu and

Starting point is 01:39:01 martial arts for a long time oh i'm significantly more scared of smaller guys than i am of bigger guys oh no like bigger guys it's like he's gonna he's gonna crush me it's gonna be really uncomfortable smaller guys it's like that motherfucker's gonna teleport and be on my back and it's gonna be awful like it's a lose situation it is very much true on how that works a lot. But Nick, you booped me. Fuck you, Cody. Guess who my friend is? Demetrius Johnson.

Starting point is 01:39:32 This is a very good Pepperbox episode. I'm going to boop him too. Oh, yeah. There's an audible gas from the peanut gallery. Demetrius Johnson is so fucking fast. I bet I go, huh, and he just goes, he looks and then still blocks

Starting point is 01:39:50 it. He's so fast. Jim Croce's fucking time in a bottle starts playing as he just like... Oh, for sure. He's so fast. I picture this. You go like this. You're slamming against the wall and he has you in an arm bar. i'm getting

Starting point is 01:40:05 suplexed the on step side breaks in half like what happened brendan and i are back here like it's slow motion it's just the new x-men quicksilver scene just like oh nick's dead yeah yeah that's a i think we do like i want to see how because like the dude is so fast i want to see how fast that like with some training how fast could that dude draw a gun and fire i bet it's insanely fast we can train him that's what i'm saying that's because we have the boxing gym this can be a full the gang does mma the gang does ufc we go to tony's gym in the ring we all have to wrestle him nope i'm not interested i'm not fine i i stand up fight that's the one dude i'm like i'm gonna get humble nope i would rather spar than than roll home

Starting point is 01:41:00 you would rather roll trust me i can't i are you sure i'm a thousand percent sure i kind of want to know no you don't gang who wouldn't see the gang does no you don't i'm not demetrius johnson is now he like he's i don't think i will win by any means you don't understand how bad it's gonna be demetrius johnson has climbed to the top of the top of the mountain and now he's just doing fucking side quests he went he went in and had like an exhibition match with rod tang rod tang is like the best fucking muay thai fighter on the planet and they had a tournament where it was like okay is absolutely if you don't know who he is he is the most terrifying fighter. That is a dude that.

Starting point is 01:41:45 Rod Tang is horrifying. Dude, this is a guy that's like, like if you watch his fights, he, dude, when he was, he was fighting a world champion. And his, he made this dude's entire side literally black and blue because he just kept kicking until the dude gave up rod tang well rod tang like breaks his opponents because he'll like get cracked with a super hard shot and he'll look at them and go i don't give a fuck and then go in there and beat the fuckers like oh yeah yeah like he's horrifying he's a hundred and something fights and dimitri stronson went in there did a whole round of striking with him, and did pretty damn well considering, did not get finished,

Starting point is 01:42:29 and then the next round was MMA, took him down and choked him out immediately. He's horrifying. So do we do the gang does MMA? Do we all get to fight him at once? No. I'm still not optimistic, but that's the only way I'm doing it. I think if we can each pick... Well, I feel like he would go way

Starting point is 01:42:47 harder on us if it was all against him. Which I don't think I want that smoke. If it's four against one, he's gonna fucking crack us in the face as hard as possible. I'd do one-on-one and be like, Hey, it's last bar, please. I'm gonna say please at the end of this. Please, sir.

Starting point is 01:43:07 I didn't tell you about this. i had a dream last night that i i had a uh another boxing match that i took that was today tony gonzalez no it was some random fucking youtuber or whatever who was actually like looked like he could fucking fight i was like oh god i haven't boxed in forever eli help and you're like yeah man you didn't know about that yeah you didn't tell you yeah you're just smiling you didn't fucking plan but you have you did that smug smile he's like you you have both of that like you were in my fucking dream. Like, yeah. You'll do it. This asshole Eli. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:43:51 You got this, buddy. He's like, yeah, you'll do good. All right. Brandon's like, this is my worst nightmare. That is considered a nightmare. Are we all going to do it? Are we all going to do fights on one card together? I would love that.

Starting point is 01:44:11 I feel like that'd be pretty cool. Who needs i'm good i'll take one god that was the funny part is uh fucking uh when we're doing the fight through his own uh akim was saying like dude is so hard to fight find somebody who will fight you i have no fucking prior fight experience like i had never thrown a punch outside of a bar fight before six weeks before the fucking pro fight experience like i had never thrown a punch outside of a bar fight before six weeks before the fucking pro fight i took but they were just like yeah this guy has a beard and shoots a bunch of guns we don't really want to fight this guy which is crazy to see how that that is like a demoralized we were like well i mean like kind of we we live a life where like if you see our high highlight reel as just like a california influencer you're like

Starting point is 01:44:48 this guy can my bitch i really don't want to be here so i was gonna can pro boxers have beards yeah they can yeah how come none of them do because it's the little cushion or whatever like yeah i thought there was a rule that like super high level pro boxers couldn't have beards i don't think so because like none of them i don't think like when i think of like i mean obviously what you did was pro but like when i think of like somebody that's like yeah a pro boxer like a real that's their actual career path like none of them have beards ever i didn't think they could have beards because it was like one it's one it's a little bit of cushion but two it helps with like glancing yeah and stuff so like i thought that well they also rub vaseline all over your face beforehand which i think the birds actually hurt because if you just have vaseline

Starting point is 01:45:35 on your skin yeah that's true it it actually like it helps with the glancing versus the beard i think retains it better keith herman john ruiz robert durr oh yeah i'm talking on my ass by the way yeah i have no they've had him okay it just depends on who okay okay fraser had one okay oh my god peterson i was gonna say because like in jujitsu like having a big ass beard and long hair makes like it's an advantage almost this is yeah because like if you have a scrub if you have a beard down to here it's illegal to pull your hair and now your beard is blocking your fucking neck. So I can't choke you through it. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:46:09 So like, it's kind of an advantage. So like I'd, I'd have a big ass beard if I was fighting. It's well, yeah, that's the, the jujitsu rules where it's illegal to pull the hair, but like, it's like if you're actually fighting somebody, like that's the first fucking thing you do. I mean, yeah. It's also illegal in jujitsu to throw a punch unless you're holding fabric in your hand i'm gonna grab your shirt and then yeah i'm going

Starting point is 01:46:32 for a choke what are you talking about i was establishing a grip we're talking about that earlier today where it's like even for the chin strap yeah boxing it's like, yeah, I will. I'll just be like, oh, I'm moving my fist aside to move your fist aside so it can cross to boxing and wrestling. Like as a, like a jujitsu person that's been doing it forever. Boxing and wrestling are the two most horrifying like martial arts on the planet to me because it's like jujitsu is cool because there's like 50 different ways I can finish you and you don't know which way I'm coming wrestling. There one way to win put that motherfucker shoulder blades on the ground i know it's coming you know it's coming it's going to be infinitely harder boxing i'm going to punch

Starting point is 01:47:15 you in the face i've got two arms to fucking do it i'm going to do it anyways so it's like there's such a narrow path to victory the skill level of like yeah it can't be that hard to punch somebody the fuck it's not it's super hard you'd be wrong you want a reality check let's fight somebody that boxes that is the most unbelievable experience you will ever have is hey put on these gloves i know how to fight i can't hit him that was our, we've said this a million times, but the first time I ever sparred you with no experience, I'm thinking, I'm a guy, I can throw a punch. I've done it before. And I was like, I'm a jab.

Starting point is 01:47:52 And he's just literally keeping me at a distance with a jab alone, and I just throw down my hands after two minutes. I'm like, Eli, what am I learning? What am I supposed to do because I don't know what to do right now this is nothing like a patrick swayze movie what is wrong i'm just getting punched in

Starting point is 01:48:12 the face and i hate it i understand this is the first seven seconds of my eye of the tiger montage but like seriously what the fuck am i supposed to do here because you go in you're like i've barf i've bought i've watched movies i know how this goes i can just do this and then a jab enters the ring no you can't you get punched in the nose it's a different skill set that's why i love hockey hockey is the most realistic fighting on the planet because hockey is like step one, establish the distance, step two. Everyone just punch it over and over until the ref stops it. There's no in between. God.

Starting point is 01:48:55 Like legitimately, I watch a lot of fucking documentaries, and I love like war shit. The best documentary on the planet is on Netflix, and it's called ice guardians like you guys should watch you'd fucking love it so like um it's all about hockey and how hockey really cracked down on fighting and ever since hockey cracked down on fighting the the amount of brain injuries has gone through the fucking roof it seems counterintuitive but back in the old like 90s early 2000s 80s all of hockey there's

Starting point is 01:49:27 always been the role of like the enforcer right there was always some just monster that like if you fuck with my skill players it's my job to fuck you up like that's the rule the eye of sauron exactly like it's like the the sean uh sean william scott movie the goon exactly he was the don't touch my fucking percocets second rule you got any fucking percocets right so like that was he was the enforcer or whatever right and the nhl cracked down on fighting and they basically got rid of that enforcer rule and what that meant was like now there was no direct consequences for like cheap shotting people so like now you have dudes going out there skating at 30 miles an hour throwing a elbow to the back of somebody's head and they know they can get away with it because there's not some

Starting point is 01:50:16 fucking roided out monster that's gonna come beat the fuck out of you right so now brain brain injuries have just gone through the roof because there's no underlying threat of violence yeah they're not scared of anything exactly so it basically greenlit cheap shots it's also it's also kind of like like boxing versus MMA because like looking at it you think like MMA

Starting point is 01:50:38 you have way lighter gloves like pro fights 10 ounce gloves MMA is like what three and a half I think that four ounce right yeah like I got that huge difference you got Something like that. Four ounce, right? Yeah. Like you got that huge difference. You got the fact that they could just kick you in the head. You got all this shit going for you.

Starting point is 01:50:53 And you think like, okay, MMA is way more dangerous than boxing. It's not. Fucking not even close. It's like boxing is like 12 times as likely to kill you. Yeah. There's been debt. How many MMA deaths has been like five? Like a couple.

Starting point is 01:51:04 Yeah. Total. And most of those are like not at a super high level. No. Versus boxing. yeah there's been how many mma deaths has been like you like like a couple yeah total and most of those are like not at a super high level no versus boxing you know why boxing's dangerous because you can get knocked out four fucking times and get back up and then have to fight more versus mma when you get staggered or dropped for the most that's the end of it yeah they're gonna fucking hammer some hammer fat fist you and then the rep's gonna be like yeah boxing you can get up over and over and over so you can get literally six times you get knocked down six times you can get knocked out and what would have been a finish

Starting point is 01:51:37 in six mma fights and you can do have that all in one boxing match and then these guys go out there like what's floyd mayweather got 50 some odd fucking fights not that he not that he gets knocked out but like just the volume of fights these guys do it's like they have way worse brain damage because you're versus usek that is a perfect example usek in the ninth or tenth we showed it like use said fucking just rocked Fury. Fury's like stumbling across the ring. And it was a solid 30 seconds where Fury is out on his feet. And then finally the ref was like, hold up, and did a standing 10 count. So you have a standing. Not, hey, homeboy's fucking out.

Starting point is 01:52:20 This isn't like a. It's like you've got a period to establish. Is this guy conscious? Who's the other guy he fought that dropped him and fury got up like the 10 count yeah wilder when he fought wilder he like got up like the fucking undertaker 10 seconds where he goes like over seven fury's like from what wilder is considered one of the hardest hitters of all he's got one of the coldest those are the time. He goes, whoop, and he stood up and he's like, ugh. Yeah, yes. Deontay Wilder?

Starting point is 01:52:48 Yeah, Deontay Wilder. And Fury got up from that fucking punch, which is absolutely insane, and then finished the fight. That became a meme. After he got rocked, he just gets up like, whoa. Yeah, he was like, whoop, sat up, stood up.

Starting point is 01:53:04 Fury, again, he lost the USAC fight, but it shows to show his heart because he recovered from the USAC. Lost it still, but he recovered from that. Even the wilder fight, he recovered from it. MMA, other than who was the one guy that turned it around? Dale French. French by Chuck Congo when he got knocked out three times. And then he fucking turned around and knocked out Pat Berry.

Starting point is 01:53:29 Chat Congo. We've met Chat Congo. Chat Congo is the tallest, most scary dude you'll ever meet. He's been at the Bernie events. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's the French kickboxer? Looks like a goddamn Calvin Klein model. He was when they opened up the BRCC Bernie store.

Starting point is 01:53:47 He was out there. Check was there. Check is 6'6", 6'4". Solid fucking muscle. Dude, this is like the tallest French black man you would never. I remember when he walked up, I was like, you're a fighter. Because I didn't recognize him at first. He was like.

Starting point is 01:54:03 And I was like, like holy shit you are he was so nice like you're saying he's six six and i was just like very nice to meet you sir it's like it's all these guys please be my friend like the guys that can easily kill you with their hands are the guys that have killed like god knows more people than pancreatic cancer like most of the time they're like deltic boys or whatever they're like the nicest fucking people because it's like what they've got nothing to prove zero zero to prove they just get to go through life like just they no one will fight me i will fucking wreck them they're like the chillest guys ever because they know their position in life they're like

Starting point is 01:54:41 i don't have to show off. No. Period. Ever. In my life. Which is why the people that can skin you, what is it? Stem to sternum. Those are the people that. Yeah. Go back a couple of podcasts.

Starting point is 01:54:56 Stem to stern. You are going to be defeated by diabetes. So check. If you want to watch the scariest knockout. Check was one. Check Congo versus Pat scariest knockout, Check was one. Check Congo versus Pat Berry. Dude, he was out on his feet. Check is just like this.

Starting point is 01:55:15 He's a fucking ragdoll simulator just bouncing around, getting knocked out. Getting fucking knocked out. Oh, you showed me that one, I think. And he should have been knocked out. Like, the ref should have stopped that fight. And thank God he didn't. Because then Check goes like this. What? And just fucking drops fucking drops and the dude goes instantly knocks the dude out that's uh you know uh rose nama unis like one of the that's uh her husband wait no yeah pat barry yeah that's who that was pat barry was knocking the fuck out of Chad Congo for 30.

Starting point is 01:55:45 Imagine you're beating a dude's ass where he is stumbling. He's falling, getting back up, and he is just discombobulated the entire time. And you're like, what the fuck? I just got to hit this guy one more time and he'll go down. And then that fucking dude flailing around just like throws a hook and crushes your soul and you just collapse instantly. Completely out. This is 30 seconds of beating a dude's ass

Starting point is 01:56:13 that you think is out for the count and then he just throws a random hook and you drop and don't know what's going on. Who was a ref? That had to have been Herb Dean or Big John. Yeah, that's a Herb Dean. It was a really good dude. So I went out to California for a days yeah and do you know who i made friends with over everyone every every other man in california gavin newsom it was gavin newsom

Starting point is 01:56:34 no so like i'm i wandered around california for a couple days right when when was this sorry it's last week no shit Yeah. What part of California? San Diego. Okay. Yeah, I just went out there, wanted to make peace with Mother Ocean. So I went out there, and I was hanging out with a couple people, and I couldn't make friends with anyone. Dude, Cody, my favorite text is like, yo, what's wrong with all these dudes out here? There were these dudes who had like super hot girlfriends and stuff they're

Starting point is 01:57:06 like hey man you want me to buy you something you want to buy you a drink and like they're you know they're just being fucking okay i'm not gonna say the word again but that's they just they just didn't act like men and the only two dudes that i made friends with out there were two jujitsu black belts and they were like hey man you want to come fucking hang out with us i was like hell yeah dude i'll come hang out with you i don't know it's just a testament to how was it what who was it the dudes yeah no there's two friends okay at a bar but no every every dude out in california that i met in san diego because i

Starting point is 01:57:45 just went out there for a couple days clear my head fucking wanted to surf for a little bit and dude every seriously every single dude out there just like talk like a woman i was like so thrown off by it i just love the corner over here just Just laughing right now for those like, there's a Christ. There's probably a lot of guys who are watching the podcast that are Americans, but they've never traveled America.

Starting point is 01:58:10 Like we we've had a really blessed opportunity. You know, fucking go from California to the East coast, like everywhere in between, see all the different like types of people. And there's the meme of, you know, like the California fucking hippie,

Starting point is 01:58:23 like soft handed bitch and everyone else. And it's accurate. It is so fucking accurate. It is. It is. That is a real thing. We talk in California cowboys that have never lifted a weight in their goddamn life. Like it's that's a thing.

Starting point is 01:58:40 I was having I were talking about this last night. We're like because she was like like how do dudes talk like this how like from both ends of the spectrum where you have like super nerdy i'm just like i'm putting somebody on a pedestal or that where it's like hey what's up and you don't know you're just like no man behind you but you're acting like that it's fucking crazy you can live that lifestyle and be like hey you know how you do this hey guys quick quick just lesson for all of you out there it's like beth treat everyone equally yeah don't put anyone on a pedestal if you want fucking pussy you know what the best opportunity is treat them like a friend don't put them on a pedestal and be like, oh, you're unattainable. That's never going to work for you. Also, when you're a dude, just be a fucking dude.

Starting point is 01:59:29 Like, be a fucking dude if you want to go shoot guns, if you want to go have fun, if you want to surf. Masculinity is not a problem. No, it's never a bad thing to just be a fucking dude. I think everybody at the table kind of proves the fact, like, you can like fucking anime, for you guys. You can, uh... Hi. You know, you can like video games. You can be a nerd.

Starting point is 01:59:51 You can be an autist. But then, at the same time, you can also shower, use deodorant, have a firm handshake, and know how to beat up a motherfucker. Those aren't mutually exclusive. You can know all of the things. Literally. Been doing jiu-jitsu for a long time the autistic ones are the scariest yeah for sure you guys have a superpower you haven't even you haven't even started that fucking skill tree dude no no unfortunately you unlock that skill tree and a lot of you like i really like jiu-jitsu girls come at you like you're not jiu-jitsu there's there's nothing like i'm like

Starting point is 02:00:27 i'm the co like i'm like it's me and my best friend calvin are the top dudes at our gym calvin owns it and like i'm the right hand man i'm a higher rank than he is and it's like whenever there's some new guy that comes in we have to roll with them and it's like they're not mean but like these dudes come in and it's like their fucking delts are connected to their earlobes they're like i wrestled for a little while my entire fucking life jesus christ this is gonna be horrible especially when they say a little while they're like i wrestled a little and you're like your entire life bro it's always like 20 years i was like

Starting point is 02:01:05 because every time it's like yeah okay fill out the paperwork your name you know sign the waiver in case you get hurt whatever whatever yada yada you ever done jujitsu no you ever done judo no you ever wrestled a little bit i go what's a little bit i d1 for four years i almost made it to the olympics i'm like fuck. This guy's going to try to kill me. He's going to be so absurdly strong. It's insane. It's the worst. I will say, with Tism and fighting,

Starting point is 02:01:34 it's fun. It's the worst. Dude, it is a joy. Brandon will tell you, when I get in a ring, I'm very happy about it. It's annoying as shit. I hate it. I am the happiest person where I'm at peace in a ring. Imagine I get a fight and I am at

Starting point is 02:01:50 peace where I'm like, this is my face. And I didn't know that was fucking weird until I started fighting other people. I'm like, why aren't they happy fighting? Apparently that's not a happy place to be. Imagine a guy with a face punching you in the head it is my happiest place i'm like yeah i get a fight yeah you gotta fight

Starting point is 02:02:11 like ha all right i like trains and i like punching people in the face this guy's gonna be really good at it man oh no he's a train conductor he's gonna beat my ass it's the worst it's like shooting too is it like anything where it's just that is their their happy zone bro i've been i've been going out and shooting with pew view all the time now because he's like 30 minutes from i swear to god that guy is autistic about shooting that is the only guy where we talked about earlier pew view we play ace vr he shoots i i will beat his score he'll come back and he's like dude that took me six tries i was like dude well i was talking like i've talked to people they're like yeah you know like he what he does is impressive in his videos but like it's like this you know

Starting point is 02:03:04 it's probably like a dude. Perfect situation. Like how many tries do you take him? I went to his gun range and shot with him. That's not borderline. Not fucking edited. That dude literally walks out. It's like 170 yards with a three inch barrel pistol,

Starting point is 02:03:17 one handed thing, and just fucking drops the target. It's insane. So for reference on ACE VR, there is one, uh, what is the 10 centimeter thing you know the the 10 centimeter from 25 25 yards oh i know that i know what you're talking

Starting point is 02:03:33 about i don't know the name of it took him six times to fucking it's score you could just say like three four inch we're americans it's you know is it three i don't know the 10 centimeter yeah is that three like 3.4 inch i'm gonna say because i don't know the inches. 10 centimeters? Yeah. Is that three? Like 3.4 inch, I'm going to say because I don't know metric. Nick will tell you about this. Fat electrician will tell you how fucking difficult this one is at 25 yards.

Starting point is 02:03:55 I told him about this shot group. 3.9 inches. Four inches. Four inches. I told Nick. Some would say too big. Some might say that. Some might say average. I don't know why they don't. Adequate. No, honey, you're fine. The tight

Starting point is 02:04:12 ones hurt me. The big ones hurt me, not the tight ones. It's how you use it, babe. That's your experience. I mean, it hurts when they, like, sneeze. It's like a cigar cutter. They put a kink in it like a balloon animal's poodle tail. You know what I'm talking about?

Starting point is 02:04:28 Here, have that happen. Connor's about to die. He's coming to snort on the fucking podcast. Jesus Christ. So. Wasn't you the one? I'm sorry. This is a total tangent.

Starting point is 02:04:46 Was it you the one that was telling me about the PlayStation? Yeah. Wait, what? Wait, hold on. What? I was hoping that was you. I was thinking about this like three days ago. Okay, go on.

Starting point is 02:04:57 I'm lost. We were in like Salt Lake, I think. We were in Salt Lake City. Like my best friend. He was the best man at my wedding. we were like in high school at the time i've been with my wife like since high school and he's like bro i just don't like going down on women i'm like why he's like it just it doesn't taste that good and i was like was it sour and he's's like, no. And I'm like, did it taste like ravioli and pennies? And he's like, oh my God, how did you know that? And I'm like, she was, she was like,

Starting point is 02:05:31 just about to go on her period or just got off her period. Try again in a couple of days. And I go, good. It's like the heat coming out the back of a PlayStation. And you're not even right. Every dude in this fucking podcast house just started fucking cracking up. That shit smells like hot electronics and it's perfect. I, uh, nothing. Why are you blushing?

Starting point is 02:06:04 You know it's gonna be fantastic when she takes her pants off and it smells like she's been mining for bitcoin all night it's gonna be great I just daily reminder my parents watch this podcast. Your dad knows. Oh, yeah. I'm going to go fucking myself. Give me that Bitcoin, baby.

Starting point is 02:06:45 Oh, Jesus Christ. Non-fungible tokens. They're fungible, alright? I don't even know where I'm going. Christ alive. Sorry about that. I'm sorry. I remember that randomly like a week ago and I'm like, I swear to God, it had to be Nick.

Starting point is 02:07:06 It's one of my better- That's a fucking Nick story. It's gotta be a Nick story. It's one of my better bits. I don't even know where my story was. Cody, how do you feel about that statement? It's fucking deleted. Cody, you remember the Salt Lake PlayStation bit about eating-

Starting point is 02:07:20 No. What? Do you remember this? Which one? Tell me if I'm right. We're going in. Good. Smells like the heat coming out the back of a PlayStation.

Starting point is 02:07:33 Oh my god, yes. Is that what you guys were doing? Yeah. Sorry, I had to take a pee break. Jesus Christ. That's easily one of the best yet most vulgar bits we've ever done in the podcast. So relatable.

Starting point is 02:07:52 It's a thousand percent accurate, though. I'll die on this hill. Tweaks over there, die. Connor is crying right now. I think Connor just shit himself about five minutes ago. Connor's got sunglasses across the yard. That's the most accurate shit

Starting point is 02:08:13 I've ever heard in my life. Trout's about to die. I don't know what this episode is going to look like, but I know it's going to look better on Pepperbox. It smells like PlayStation turning on. Can you say it?

Starting point is 02:08:30 What's up with fucking eating out taste out? I think it's a great time for that. Cody closes out. That bit went about five minutes longer than it should have been. You want me to close it out? Close it out. Thank you guys to close it out close it out thank you guys for joining the unsubscribed podcast i'm joined today by eli double fat mr fat electrician brandon herrera and myself donut operator please go to the the patreon

Starting point is 02:08:57 the patreon do it because we're gonna have a i don't know 10 minutes 15 minutes on there yeah two hours whatever we're gonna talk about girls, I don't know, 10 minutes, 15 minutes on there. Two hours, whatever. We're going to talk about girls and PlayStation come or something. Something like that. What? PlayStation. PlayStation. Quack bang out.

Starting point is 02:09:14 Quack bang out. I'll see you sexy YouTube mother lovers next time. That's not good. Kisses. You know my name. We'll see you on the next one.

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